The Second Gentleman, Doug Emhoff, Admits Having Banged the Nanny and Gotten Her Pregnant, Ending His First Marriage

Kamala Harris's husband Doug Emhoff cheated on his first wife with daughter Ella's nanny Najen Naylor - and got her PREGNANT
Doug Emhoff cheated on his first wife with Najen Naylor, now 47
Naylor also taught at their children's pricey Los Angeles private school

Kamala Harris's husband's first marriage ended after he got his children's nanny pregnant, DailyMail.com can exclusively reveal.
Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff cheated on his first wife Kerstin with the blonde nanny, who also taught at their children's pricey private school.
The woman, Najen Naylor, 47, did not deny the story when approached by DailyMail.com at her home in the New York millionaires' playground, The Hamptons.
She would not comment, except to say, 'I'm kind of freaked out right now.'
A close friend with direct knowledge of the affair and pregnancy told DailyMail.com that Naylor did not keep the child -- though her social media shows a video of a mysterious baby girl named Brook in 2009, the year the baby would have been born.
...
The incendiary news is said to be causing panic in Harris's campaign, just as she has overtaken Donald Trump in several polls and as she ramps up her final push to win over voters in November.

I'll do a post about polls, which I know everyone loves, later.

Emhoff's spokeswoman Liza Acevedo did not immediately reply to a request for comment. Kerstin Emhoff put the phone down when asked for comment.
Emhoff, 59, and movie producer ex-wife Kerstin, 57, ended their 16-year marriage in 2009 when she discovered the affair, the sources said. Their daughter Ella was 10 and son Cole was 15 at the time.

You might think that with Kamala Harris advancing her career by blowing her married boss and her husband shtupping the help, the Democrat/Media attack on Trump for his alleged indiscretions would, for the sake of decency, have to end.

But you'd be wrong. I'm sure the plan is to double down on those attacks, and then, when Trump understandably points out Kamala's own adultery, scream that he's a monster for digging into Kamala Harris' sex life.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 Man Whore

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 05, 2024 01:10 PM (Aoykm)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at August 05, 2024 01:10 PM (ZUxK6)

3 Hi.

I'll go nood

Posted by: weew at August 05, 2024 01:11 PM (13rTF)

4 But Trump has the morals of an alley cat!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 01:11 PM (XBPvm)

5 You might think that with Kamala Harris advancing her career by blowing her married boss and her husband shtupping the help, the Democrat/Media attack on Trump for his alleged indiscretions would, for the sake of decency, have to end.
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LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:12 PM (HnUIn)

6 But you'd be wrong. I'm sure the plan is to double down on those attacks, and then, when Trump understandably points out Kamala's own adultery, scream that he's a monster for digging into Kamala Harris' sex life.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

Trump needs to let his surrogates handle that

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:12 PM (IyPmt)

7 can't access my IRA online

website is up, but can't log in to my account
I take this to mean my money is on fire

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (/7KEl)

8
Is the reason they repeatedly tell us the former side-piece's age is because they want us to believe she's 47 NOW??

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (8t4YC)

9 I'd let Emhoff cheat on me and r*pe a nanny twenty times for legal abortion!

Posted by: Libtard Feminist at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (qgGJ7)

10 I NOODed.
::: putting pants back on :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

11 Mornin', all! I wish this sort of behavior wasn't so ho-hum, but here we are.

Posted by: Catherine at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (ZSsrh)

12 Reportedly Doug Emhoff was fixed up with Kamala Harris via a blind date. Who knew "blind date" was synonomous with Glory Hole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (N39Ws)

13 But did he do the gentlemanly thing and offer to pay for an abortion?

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (HJ9BW)

14
Are they trying to hide the fact she was MUCH YOUNGER at the time of the SEX by repeating her current age of "47?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (8t4YC)

15 Article needs pic of this "Ella".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (m6NVp)

16 Between home wrecker Dr. Jill and nanny-schlonger Dougie, we may have a set of abusive assholes in charge. And I don't mean maybe.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (tlsIq)

17 I'll do a post about polls, which I know everyone loves, later.

=======

Do they come with stripper attachments?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

18 >The Second Gentleman, Doug Emhoff, Admits Having Banged the Nanny and Gotten Her Pregnant, Ending His First Marriage
----

He'll be fine
probably be the next Attorney General or some shit

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (/7KEl)

19 Still complete radio silence from the NeverTrump--who swore upon their sacred honor--that their only opposition to Trump was his low morals.

"Sex with a pron star "
"He said pussy "
"mean tweets "

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (XBPvm)

20 Obligatory excuse:
https://youtu.be/Xxu7Ko2JSlI

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (ynpvh)

21 This is what Male Feminists look like.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (jGGMD)

22 I want to know what happened to the affair baby.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (wIwIL)

23 If the nanny is on the Hampton Gold Coast she must be doing some serious nannying.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (FmapG)

24 Yeah, but Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (N1DT3)

25 can't access my IRA online

website is up, but can't log in to my account
I take this to mean my money is on fire
Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (/7KEl)

give me your logins and I will try it on my computer to see if there is something on your end

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU)

26 I'm not sure about this line of attack. I think anything on the Whore and her whoring scumbaggery is not only fair game, but prime bullseye material.

But attacks on her (admittedly scummy) husband for shit that happened before she married this scumbag? Seems a bit desperate to me. Could backfire. But then again, the story is so juicy it's gonna get plugged no matter what.

What's this with wealthy powerful men not only being stupid enough to bang the nanny, but also to get her pregnant?? How fucking stupid do you have to be to do that? If you want to fuck around, there are much easier and safer ways to do it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

27 https://tinyurl.com/249ryf49

Najen when young.

Posted by: enough BS at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (2NXcZ)

28 These things pile up quick!

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (n3cG7)

29 Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (/7KEl)

The Traders can access accounts, but they have shut the proles access down. Feel Free yet?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (Aoykm)

30 A quick scan of the internets indicates Emhoff may be an older man with regrets...

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (MkuC5)

31
Ah, the Schwarzenegger Gambit!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (xG4kz)

32
It's important we know this "nanny" is 47, everyone!!

And she's some young piece of ass, much younger than camelface's old-ass creepy husband.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (8t4YC)

33 19 Still complete radio silence from the NeverTrump--who swore upon their sacred honor--that their only opposition to Trump was his low morals.

"Sex with a pron star "
"He said pussy "
"mean tweets "

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (XBPvm)

Kumala sucking dick on her way up the political ladder is no problem.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

34 So what does Mrs. Emhoff have to say about this?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (FmapG)

35 He's my first gentleman but I hope not my last!

Posted by: kamala at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (i0CiB)

36 Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (m6NVp)

You'd probably get a picture of what she looks like now-not 25 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (dTTBf)

37 Ace, thank you very much for the status report on Phas3 activities!

Having worn project manager hats at various times, I'm concerned about scope creep.

Also, what about Ph4se and Pha5e phases you previously mentioned?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (a3Q+t)

38 Cole Emhoff? Call em off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (kCLO6)

39 Who is attacking?

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (HJ9BW)

40 And he probably wears shorts in public.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (/l9qm)

41 I'm just waiting for how subtle Trump is when he brings this into the campaign.

"Kamala couldn't figure out that Biden is senile and her own husband likes to fuck the help! How can someone so clueless possibly protect our border?"

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (wMRY8)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

43 I can cheat with fifty nannies.

Posted by: Cool Hand Doug at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (i0F8b)

44 shtooping the help , who does that?

--Hunter Biden

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (V13WU)

45
Maid action is much hotter. I mean, who can't nail the nanny?

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (RKVpM)

46 A first lady would never knock up the help. Just sayin.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (nKF2R)

47 Another Democrat's nasty behavior is exposed.

Another day ending in the letter "y".

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (JCLJi)

48 How is Disney polling??

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (i0CiB)

49 What's this with wealthy powerful men not only being stupid enough to bang the nanny, but also to get her pregnant?? How fucking stupid do you have to be to do that? If you want to fuck around, there are much easier and safer ways to do it.
---------------
Pulling out and gifting pearl necklaces works every time.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (FmapG)

50 Maid action is much hotter. I mean, who can't nail the nanny?
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (RKVpM)

I know, right?

Posted by: Zombie Robin Williams at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (2NXcZ)

51 Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

This goes directly in their “we are so morally superior, Trump said pussy” pathos.

It’s all fair game and on point.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (Aoykm)

52 I hope that Trump holds onto that bit of information and lets the Harris campaign sweat about when he's going to talk about it.

Posted by: NR Pax at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (99eI0)

53 Bad News: Our so-called social betters are just as handsy with the help as any Norman baron. Come to think of it, the typical Norman baron might have been more circumspect about it.
Good News: Dougie boy at least boned an adult woman, not a junior high student.
Bad News: Running around on the spouse seems to be a common thing among our so-called social betters.
Good News: At least he's not running around on the Hyena yet. Right?

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (W+kMI)

54 He molested his daughter's nanny. She had a kid, or not.

His current wife wants full term abortion the law of the land.

Who's worse? Him or her?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

55 But did he do the gentlemanly thing and offer to pay for an abortion?
Posted by: steevy

He left a $20 on the nightstand on the way out.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (3fGPY)

56 Damn. I only just finished reading the wall o she3lving and labor statistics below.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (jJs2b)

57 I'm willing to bet good old Doug much prefers having his shrewish and vapid wife as far away from him as possible.

Unfortunately, these allegations probably mean Doug will have to be in the same space as Kamala in a show of solidarity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (tT6L1)

58 shtooping the babysitter , who would do a thing like that ??

-- Joe Biden

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (V13WU)

59 But you'd be wrong. I'm sure the plan is to double down on those attacks, and then, when Trump understandably points out Kamala's own adultery, scream that he's a monster for digging into Kamala Harris' sex life.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

Trump needs to let his surrogates handle that
Posted by: It's me donna

≈=====

Trump will still be attacked as if he did go after Harris.
And doubly so if he says that he "doesn't have the stomach to go there".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (m6NVp)

60 Ladies - If your kids are 15 and 10 and your husband insists on keeping a nanny, rest assured that he's fucking her.

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (hqVaF)

61 You might think that with Kamala Harris advancing her career by blowing her married boss and her husband shtupping the help, the Democrat/Media attack on Trump for his alleged indiscretions would, for the sake of decency, have to end.
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There is all the difference in the world. First, you are spreading misinformation about Vice President Harris. The allegations of her affair with Mr. Brown have never been fully substantiated. This is based on rumor and fueled by the anti-woman double standards so common on the right wing. Any even an *alleged* indiscretion by a woman assumed to be true and then weaponized. It's revolting.

Second, Mr. Emhoff made a terrible decision that ended his marriage. That is, he faced consequences for his actions. His actions were neither good nor admirable, but he *did* pay for them and somehow the MAGAts are still trying to use this incident as a cudgel. To a MAGAt, all sins and stains are permanent except their own.

Donald Trump, by contrast, is a cad and a bounder who dipped - or tried to dip - his wick indiscriminately for decades.

Your false dichotomy is as disgusting as it is typical.

Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (HnUIn)

62 Are they trying to hide the fact she was MUCH YOUNGER at the time of the SEX by repeating her current age of "47?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (8t4YC)

Eh. If the baby was born in 2009, Naylor would have been 32 then. That's young(er), but not naively innocent young.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (jGGMD)

63 56 Damn. I only just finished reading the wall o she3lving and labor statistics below.
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (jJs2b)

Me too and I'm dying to see the pictures.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (uHd5d)

64 I actually know someone in real life that had this exact scenario play out, but worse.

Guy got their teenage babysitter pregnant. And the idiot wife stayed with him for about 10 more years. Then eventually got a divorce.

Whole family was enraged she stayed with him.

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (wMRY8)

65 DISNEY is only down $.30 a share. My guess is Blackrock, State Street and Vanguard are manufacturing the illusion of strength.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (FmapG)

66 44 shtooping the help , who does that?

--Hunter Biden
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:15 PM (V13WU)

I know, right?

Posted by: John Edwards at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (PiwSw)

67 Also, Ace, I didn't see any items in your Work Breakdown Structure (WBS) for charging of batteries for the power tools, and battery replacement for the stud finder.

Little things like this can lead to big project delays.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (a3Q+t)

68 Kizzie! Where is you girl? - Massa Emhoff

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (IDphi)

69 Sucking dick, pegging the young Nanny. It's all in the dem playbook. Not surprised.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (/U5Yz)

70 Who's worse? Him or her?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
-------------

Two peas from the same evil pod.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

71 The Second Gentleman, Doug Emhoff, Admits Having Banged the Nanny and Gotten Her Pregnant, Ending His First Marriage

That was long ago, she forgave him, and it doesn't have anything to do with Kamala! We shouldn't be talking about this kind of tawdry, personal gossip!

Also, Melania is a tasteless skank that posed nude and only married Trump for the money, and she isn't seen with him because they live a sham, loveless marriage.

Posted by: Liberal comments at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (JCZqz)

72 Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and others in top agency leadership positions wanted to destroy the cocaine discovered in the White House last summer, but the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence, according to three sources in the Secret Service community.

Posted by: SMOD at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (RHGPo)

73 Harris has been known as the “Queen of oppo research.”

She does not want any part of Trump’s muck raking operation.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (vsXBg)

74 How is Disney polling??
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (i0CiB)

Let's ask Hannah Montana

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (AiZBA)

75 14
Are they trying to hide the fact she was MUCH YOUNGER at the time of the SEX by repeating her current age of "47?"
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I've seen her current-day photo. If she's really 47, she is the hardest-used 47 out there outside of a crackhouse.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (W+kMI)

76 If our men are this bad then imagine how bad Trump and his supporters must be!!!

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (E9ZCZ)

77
AGAIN, as has been noted by many esteemed and listened-to morons in the last 24 hours, Dougie has earned that respect which is reserved for non-homo dawgs and playas, and this is nothing Ahnold Scwartzenegger didn't do, so no judgements here, especially since she's been paid off and is on the Kamala train.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (j4U/Z)

78 He molested his daughter's nanny. She had a kid, or not.

His current wife wants full term abortion the law of the land.

Who's worse? Him or her?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (jGGMD)

79 So, did this chunky woman kill her child, give it up for adoption, or is this Brook baby?

Lovely.
Not.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

80 >>Article needs pic of this "Ella".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM

No one needs to see that. It cannot be unseen.

Posted by: huerfano at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (VGOMa)

81 What about the babysitter?

Posted by: President Old Man Balls at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (v0R5T)

82 Media just discovered Emhoff is a registered Republican.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (qgGJ7)

83 A scene from Doug & Kamala, my new one-act play:

*Dinner, first date. Tense but lighthearted.

K: So Doug, tell me a bit about yourself and maybe why a catch like you is so available.

D: Well, I was married with two kids but I impregnated my nanny and my wife got all pissy.

K: Oof. That's rough.

D: Yeah, well, what can you do? Anyway, same question for you.

K: Well, I have always been career oriented. I was blowing my boss for awhile there to get ahead, ha! It worked better than I ever could've imagined.

D: Say, a couple of go-getters like us could really make a run at this thing. As long as we promise to always be weird and never, ever have sex with each other.

K: Deal!

D: Wow, that's amazing. Well, now that we have that settled, can I ask...are you some kind of black or more Indian?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (KbCG3)

84 Well, where ELSE was I supposed to unload all this toxic masculinity????

(splort)

Posted by: Doug 'Jack' Emhoff at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (a9CYf)

85 Did the Whore know this at the time she married this scumbag?

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

86 What happened to the baby?

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (uHd5d)

87 can't access my IRA online

website is up, but can't log in to my account
I take this to mean my money is on fire
Posted by: Don Black

Sell.
Sell!
SELL!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (m6NVp)

88 71 The Second Gentleman, Doug Emhoff, Admits Having Banged the Nanny and Gotten Her Pregnant, Ending His First Marriage

That was long ago, she forgave him, and it doesn't have anything to do with Kamala! We shouldn't be talking about this kind of tawdry, personal gossip!

Also, Melania is a tasteless skank that posed nude and only married Trump for the money, and she isn't seen with him because they live a sham, loveless marriage.
Posted by: Liberal comments at August 05, 2024 01:18 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Closer:

"Donald Trump Jr. divorced his wife because he was so badly raised, unlike Hunter Biden."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

89 Dear Abby, my kids are 19 and 21 and are both away at college, but my husband insists on keeping their nanny. I am concerned , is there something going on ?

---Hollywood producer wife

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (V13WU)

90 Oh shit. Here he comes again. He found his saw.

The dungeon walls

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (Aoykm)

91 This is all divergence from focusing on Kamala's performance failures.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (IDphi)

92 I'll give Arnold this - he never forced his housekeeper to get an abortion, he took care of the son and has a good relationship with him. Rumors are Emhoff made the nanny get an abortion.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (ZtyUu)

93 91 This is all divergence from focusing on Kamala's performance failures.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:20 PM (IDphi)

What's interesting is that this surely would've come up during the initial VP search.

And it didn't get out until now.

Curious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

94 I do love how "modern women" this whole thing is, though.

Also I'm told women will let powerful men do things to them.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (E9ZCZ)

95
schtup

one schtups the nanny

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (/7KEl)

96 Will Vegas take action on "The Booder Czar and Her Consort went at it while he was still married to his first wife"? Can I get odds?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (pXeye)

97 Are they trying to hide the fact she was MUCH YOUNGER at the time of the SEX by repeating her current age of "47?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM (8t4YC)
++++
They assume - with some justification - that the audience is stupid and won't bother to do subtraction.

The affair happened in 2007 at earliest, 2009 at latest. That 17 years at the long end, 15 years at the short. That puts her at between 30 and 32. She wasn't a young woman at the time, but she was not quite middle-aged yet, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (HnUIn)

98 I was thinking about a story here, after this story broke.

A Moron was talking about seeing a nanny with some kids out in the park. And he just had this urge to make babies with her. It was something about that woman with kids. I think something like that could drive all the nannygates

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (dDSBl)

99 shtooping the babysitter , who would do a thing like that ??

-- Joe Biden
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (V13WU)

"Old enough to sit, I ain't sniffin' shit!"

- - - - Joe Biden

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

100 Pretty soon DNC will have to set up a fund for all the pol's baby mammas to keep the noise down like the NBA did for their players. At least now we know Dougie is bi at the worst lol

Posted by: azjaeger at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (mZMfv)

101 Let's ask Hannah Montana
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Up and down. Up and down??

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (i0CiB)

102 These two really are foul people.

America's potentially first "First Husband" really sounds like a class act.

Any decent girl that knew that background would head for the hills before marrying a man like that. But not kamala

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (wMRY8)

103 But you'd be wrong. I'm sure the plan is to double down on those attacks, and then, when Trump understandably points out Kamala's own adultery, scream that he's a monster for digging into Kamala Harris' sex life.
---
Except in the history of Trump's entry to politics he has never:
1) strayed away from sacred cows
2) avoided unfair attacks
3) not "gone there"

And, every time, seems the old alley cat lands on his feet ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (XBPvm)

104 Article needs pic of this "Ella".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Go to Home Depot. Pull out a 2x4.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (3fGPY)

105 Young Najeen looks like she could rock one them singing/dancing commercials.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (wHOXM)

106 I've seen documentaries about men and the babysitters...

Posted by: Stateless at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (jvJvP)

107 Former Secret Service Chief Wanted To Destroy Cocaine Evidence
https://t.co/LyH72YNFod

Former Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle and others in top agency leadership positions wanted to destroy the cocaine discovered in the White House last summer, but the Secret Service Forensics Services Division and the Uniformed Division stood firm and rejected the push to dispose of the evidence
Normally, the discovery of cocaine or another illegal narcotic in the White House complex or in and around the first family and their staff wouldn’t come to light at all...the inner-most ring of protective agents assigned to the first family, would simply dispose of illegal drugs or other “contraband” found in the White House, personal residences, or other private areas of the president, his family, and White House staff
...But it wasn’t a member the regular detail who found the bag of cocaine...Instead, a member of the agency’s Uniformed Division...while conducting routine rounds of the building...

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (9aVck)

108
Why does this always happen?

Everyone knows the nanny is gonna get poked. Just like everyone knows that a "youth pastor" is gonna get caught doing something terrible.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (8t4YC)

109 Stronk empowered women shouldn't cook or clean.

That's a job for the Mexican women.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (E9ZCZ)

110 Here is how the left is convincing themselves this is all good:

1. She was a teacher, ignoring she was also the nanny
2. She had a miscarriage. Who came up with that?
3. The wife said there were multiple problems. Ya think?
4. They are rewriting the timeline to make them separated .
5. Trump is an adjudicated rapist and convicted felon. Rheeeeeeeeeeeere!
6. Trump is a serial cheater who paid a ho.
7. Did we mention rheeeeeee!
8 JD Vance wore eyeliner. Weird! (Stage makeup? Never heard of her. Sam Brinton and Doctor SandM are stunning and brave.)
9. Also, Rheeeeeee! Save democracy!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (pZEOD)

111 Tacky

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (n3cG7)

112 ah, I know I'm taking a hit today

my financial guy says close the account next year

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (/7KEl)

113 He molested his daughter's nanny. She had a kid, or not. ...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Did he? I doubt it. It's possible, but I doubt it. It takes two to tango and he was the wealthy, handsome older boss. He might have seduced her, but I doubt very much that she wasn't a willing participant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

114 I think "Banging Nannies" would be an awesome name for an all girl band.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (Q4IgG)

115 You might think that with Kamala Harris advancing her career by blowing her married boss and her husband shtupping the help, the Democrat/Media attack on Trump for his alleged indiscretions would, for the sake of decency, have to end.

For Democrats, it's a resume enhancer.

What I want to see is her stepson/daughter/thing out on the campaign trail.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (aD39U)

116 Recall the weird kiss with Jill at SOTU.

Posted by: Ktgreat at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (ei7q6)

117 shtooping the babysitter , who would do a thing like that ??

-- Joe Biden
Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (V13WU)
++++
You sure wouldn't. Her ward, maybe, but not her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (HnUIn)

118 Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

This goes directly in their “we are so morally superior, Trump said pussy” pathos.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 05, 2024 01:16 PM (Aoykm)
_____

No, it doesn't. It's a question of strategy. I have no moral objections to any of this. The question is whether attacking a third party who wasn't involved with your true political target at the time will be a successful strategy. I have my doubts. And your post did nothing substantively to address those doubts.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

119 If the last pic on the right in the DM article was the young woman Naylor in 2009, I can understand his being tempted. (Though the "kemhoff" on the pic makes me doubt that it's Naylor.) If she looked in '09 the way she does in the second pic, where she appears to be a blonde Melissa McCarthy? Hard pass.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (J2vNu)

120 Me too and I'm dying to see the pictures.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (uHd5d)
---
I have a feeling both M.C. Escher and H.P. Lovecraft would throw up their hands in disgust....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (7fElN)

121 How old was the Nanny when the sexual relationship started?
How old is the child now?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (D7oie)

122 >Everyone knows the nanny is gonna get poked. Just like everyone knows that a "youth pastor" is gonna get caught doing something terrible.

what about... the 'personal chef' ?

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (/7KEl)

123 Someone has probably beat me to this nugget, but the Daily Mail is now reporting Kamala and Sharon Stone's ex Phil Bronstein also "dated."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (IcuR4)

124 I think Kamala might have been having sex with Willie Brown after he was divorced or separated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (dTTBf)

125 113 Did he? I doubt it. It's possible, but I doubt it. It takes two to tango and he was the wealthy, handsome older boss. He might have seduced her, but I doubt very much that she wasn't a willing participant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05

In HR parlance, he was in a position of power. Muy mal.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (p4NUW)

126
He literally "harvey weinsteined" the nanny.

Right?

Right.

This is the whole point of the left's stupid "metoo" bullshit -- to expose people like dug emhoff.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (8t4YC)

127 A Moron was talking about seeing a nanny with some kids out in the park. And he just had this urge to make babies with her. It was something about that woman with kids. I think something like that could drive all the nannygates
Posted by: Notsothoreau

--

That's not how men work. If he was a man he just wanted to have sex.

Nannygates = woman is willing to have sex, man is interested in having sex again. Pretty much as simple as that.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (E9ZCZ)

128 Mollie Hemingway has an epic burn of Mr Kamala

https://x.com/MZHemingway/status/
1820285526039245001

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (Ka3bZ)

129 Recall the weird kiss with Jill at SOTU.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (ei7q6)

--------------------

Kerry slobbering on Edwards was way more disgusting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (tT6L1)

130 How old was the Nanny when the sexual relationship started?
How old is the child now?
Posted by: Kindltot
___

The subtext I read into was she had an abortion.

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (wMRY8)

131 I can't see that this will or should matter. He's been invisible the whole time, kind of like Paul Pelosi was. They have a 'professional marriage'.

I do wonder how Emhoff went from that mundane chapter to sweeping high-profile Kamala off her feet so quickly and so late in their lives.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (yZv1m)

132 Man Whore
Posted by: Jak Sucio

Garbage dick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (y1Cv5)

133 Kristin Emhoff , the first wife is a big Dem donor and after the divorce seems to be a big Kamala supporter. Power is thicker than blood, sexual fluids , abortion etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (kCLO6)

134 Come on… we’ve all watched Trump for the last 9 years. You just know he’s gonna bring this up at a rally or in a debate (if they happen)… or both! Trump will bring up anything; it’s all fair game. He already did the “she ain’t black” thing…. In front of a black audience!! Who mostly laughed BTW…. You know he’ll mention Emhoff boffing the nanny… I still laugh when I remember him talking about schlonging Hillary….(in a debate)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (n048s)

135 124 I think Kamala might have been having sex with Willie Brown after he was divorced or separated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August

They had been separated 20 years. Willie Brown is STILL married to her, but they haven’t lived together in a hundred years.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (pZEOD)

136 Young Najeen looks like she could rock one them singing/dancing commercials.
Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2024

***
"The Little Pill With a Big Stor-ee to Tell"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (J2vNu)

137 Someone has probably beat me to this nugget, but the Daily Mail is now reporting Kamala and Sharon Stone's ex Phil Bronstein also "dated."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (IcuR4)

Kamala has probably """dated""" a lot of guys.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (jGGMD)

138 Rumors are Emhoff made the nanny get an abortion.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (ZtyUu)

Okay, so he is a baby killer too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (ufFY8)

139 In HR parlance, he was in a position of power. Muy mal.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (p4NUW)
++++
Sure, but HR is not a good proxy for reality.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (HnUIn)

140 118 No, it doesn't. It's a question of strategy. I have no moral objections to any of this. The question is whether attacking a third party who wasn't involved with your true political target at the time will be a successful strategy. I have my doubts. And your post did nothing substantively to address those doubts.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I suspect that this will most likely get lost in the noise of the campaign before today is over.

If it has an effect, it'll be minimal and handled by surrogates who use it as a quick knifing mechanism in certain situations for social media dopamine hits.

Trump probably won't ever mention it. Neither will Vance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

141 ++++
Did he? I doubt it. It's possible, but I doubt it. It takes two to tango and he was the wealthy, handsome older boss. He might have seduced her, but I doubt very much that she wasn't a willing participant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

I look at it as, most likely, she took a high profile job. She didn't go into it a home wrecker. He pursued her. He groomed her. He won her over.

He molested her......She MAY have been willing at the time of the deed, but he worked to make that happen.

Or maybe not. I don't really know. He's still a piece of shit, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

142 If he banged a transsexual the DNC would dump Kamala for him.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (322PD)

143
@DouglasEmhoff
I remember when
@KamalaHarris
called to tell me about the Supreme Court’s decision on Dobbs. The first thing I thought about was my daughter. As a dad and as a husband, I’m going to do everything I can to speak out and help advance reproductive freedom.
2:11 PM · Oct 7, 2022

Mollie
@MZHemingway
·
14h
So your first thought was that if your daughter was used by a man like you used her nanny, you'd want to do everything you could so that man would be able to likewise avoid accountability for what he'd done? FATHER OF THE YEAR, there, Doug

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (Ka3bZ)

144 I'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

145 It'd be a shame if this got widely misteported and generally understood by low information voters as Emhoff knocked up Harris, who then had an abortion. That wouldn't be fair to anyone involved, least of all the campaign strategists who would have to spend so much time correcting that rumor over and over and over. Or the nominee. Wouldnt it be terrible if she had to deal with questions like that? Just wouldn't be fair.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (pXeye)

146

Like I said earlier They are a cult... Anything for the party

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IyPmt)

147 133 Kristin Emhoff , the first wife is a big Dem donor and after the divorce seems to be a big Kamala supporter. Power is thicker than blood, sexual fluids , abortion etc
-------------------
She is connected to Hollyweird, ergo, she has to be seen as totes on the team to have future opportunities come her way.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (FmapG)

148 41 I'm just waiting for how subtle Trump is when he brings this into the campaign.

"Kamala couldn't figure out that Biden is senile and her own husband likes to fuck the help! How can someone so clueless possibly protect our border?"
======
I didn't vote for Trump because he was subtle. His targets don't deserve the compliment of witty banter. i want him to throw the Mjolnr of put-downs at the opposition, then put on his shades and stride away from the burning wreckage. However, J.D. seems to have the hammer throwing task recently and he has a good aim.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (W+kMI)

149 Your false dichotomy is as disgusting as it is typical.
Posted by: Your Kid's Sociology Professor at August 05, 2024 01:17 PM (HnUIn)

Dude, youre schtick is so good you should patent it.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (FCbAQ)

150 134 Come on… we’ve all watched Trump for the last 9 years. You just know he’s gonna bring this up at a rally or in a debate (if they happen)… or both! Trump will bring up anything; it’s all fair game. He already did the “she ain’t black” thing…. In front of a black audience!! Who mostly laughed BTW…. You know he’ll mention Emhoff boffing the nanny… I still laugh when I remember him talking about schlonging Hillary….(in a debate)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

I hope Trump lets us play this out and stays silent. Marla Maples, anyone?

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:27 PM (pZEOD)

151 Alternate Reality

Typical GOPe for President 2024: "I mean who hasn't fucked a nanny? Kamala is ready on Day 1, that's all that matters. You have nothing to fear with Kamala in the White House."

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:27 PM (qgGJ7)

152 Recall the weird kiss with Jill at SOTU.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (ei7q6)

Dougie's got a lizard tongue when he frenchies with me!

Posted by: Dr. Jill at August 05, 2024 01:27 PM (K861k)

153
EXCLUSIVE

'She was almost sedated, nursing a glass of wine and smoking cigarettes': Inside story of what happened the night Kamala Harris met Sharon Stone's ex in a back-room bar

@DM

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:27 PM (/7KEl)

154 I'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".

=====

One Stitch.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (CIS44)

155 134 Come on… we’ve all watched Trump for the last 9 years. You just know he’s gonna bring this up at a rally or in a debate (if they happen)… or both! Trump will bring up anything; it’s all fair game. He already did the “she ain’t black” thing…. In front of a black audience!! Who mostly laughed BTW…. You know he’ll mention Emhoff boffing the nanny… I still laugh when I remember him talking about schlonging Hillary….(in a debate)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (n048s)

Someone made a great point in an earlier thread. Trump should ask why we're just hearing about this now. Was the nanny paid in any way to keep silent about it? If so, well, precedent shows someone from that campaign should be heading to jail.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (KbCG3)

156 was a blowout; however, Maduro remains in control of the domestic media, the Supreme Court and the military which means he can lie and bully people into compliance. And that’s what he has been doing. Anyone refusing to go along with this stolen election is labeled a ‘fascist’ and hundreds of people have been arrested for protesting the results.”

Gee, sounds familiar

Posted by: steevy at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (HJ9BW)

157 "youth pastor" is gonna get caught doing something terrible.

No; I don't know that. We get stories where it does of course happen, but I don't think it's the regular thing. The young adult pastor at the church where my son has been attending-because they have young adults- never meets privately with the 18 and above women because it would be too problematic and when he meets with the boys it's at a public place such as a coffee shop or restaurant. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (dTTBf)

158 I think something like that could drive all the nannygates

Happened a lot in Silicon Valley with "au pairs", 18-year-old Swedish exchange students acting as nannies.

Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (yZv1m)

159 EXCLUSIVE

'She was almost sedated, nursing a glass of wine and smoking cigarettes': Inside story of what happened the night Kamala Harris met Sharon Stone's ex in a back-room bar

@DM
Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:27 PM (/7KEl)

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (IyPmt)

160 If I was Trump, I'd let surrogates bring it up, but that's not Trump and I cant pretend I dont want to see him bring it up and get in the mud.

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (wMRY8)

161 Arnold's kid by the nanny is a remarkably well adjusted and handsome young man.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (MeG8a)

162 *bullhorn*

Doug, get off the babysitter!

Posted by: the mom in Risky Business at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (Y1sOo)

163 "A close friend with direct knowledge of the affair and pregnancy told DailyMail.com that Naylor did not keep the child -- though her social media shows a video of a mysterious baby girl named Brook in 2009, the year the baby would have been born."

Did Emhoff have to sign off on the adoption papers?
Is his name on the birth certificate?

Posted by: redridinghood at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (NpAcC)

164 I'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

"Dishes are DONE, man!"

Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (RhGG0)

165 Why are we just now hearing about this? What other kinds of skeletons are lurking?

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

166 139 In HR parlance, he was in a position of power. Muy mal.
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (p4NUW)
++++
Sure, but HR is not a good proxy for reality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August

Sometimes, we get it right. So long as it’s not the DEI department doing it.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (pZEOD)

167 Happened a lot in Silicon Valley with "au pairs", 18-year-old Swedish exchange students acting as nannies.
Posted by: t-bird at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (yZv1m)

Naughty Nannie 7 was the best of the series.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (aD39U)

168 Nanny and the Professor

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

169 Questions will not be asked nor answered:

Did Emhoff pressure the nanny to have an abortion?

Was there an NDA? (precedent has been set that NDAs mean nothing anymore but for sure they are illegal campaign contributions)

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (xhfG9)

170 "Dishes are DONE, man!"
Posted by: Doof at A

dont tell mom the babysitter's dead.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (CIS44)

171 I'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

Throw in a plot twist where Emhoff is neighbors with a homo tryst with a hammer wielding drug addict and I'm IN!!!!

- - - - - Hollywood Investor

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Typical GOPe for President 2024: "I mean who hasn't fucked a nanny? Kamala is ready on Day 1, that's all that matters. You have nothing to fear with Kamala in the White House."

The conservative case for having an extra marital affair with your nanny and pressuring her into having an abortion by Rev. David French

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (SAAF8)

173 Joe Biden also screwed his kids nanny!

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (xhfG9)

174 No, it doesn't. It's a question of strategy. I have no moral objections to any of this. The question is whether attacking a third party who wasn't involved with your true political target at the time will be a successful strategy. I have my doubts. And your post did nothing substantively to address those doubts.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I suspect that this will most likely get lost in the noise of the campaign before today is over.

If it has an effect, it'll be minimal and handled by surrogates who use it as a quick knifing mechanism in certain situations for social media dopamine hits.

Trump probably won't ever mention it. Neither will Vance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)
___

It could have more legs than that, just because it's a juicy story. Especially if there's also the "pressured to have abortion" angle. Ahnuld never lived his scandal down. But I agree that neither Trump nor Vance will mention it. Which I think is the correct strategy. It will be a story (not not) without their help.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

175 Neither Emhoff nor Harris have ever claimed to be paragons of virtue so this incident is dead in the water.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (rJ48h)

176 Was the nanny paid in any way to keep silent about it?

Or did we just studiously fail to display any curiosity?

Posted by: The MFM at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (yYWHi)

177 Did he? I doubt it. It's possible, but I doubt it. It takes two to tango and he was the wealthy, handsome older boss. He might have seduced her, but I doubt very much that she wasn't a willing participant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

Mayor of Portland, later governor of Oregon and senator Neil Goldschmidt schtupped his kid's babysitter, unfortunately she was 13 at the beginning of the sexual relationship, and it was used through the rest of his career to control how he voted.

He recently died. Too bad his victim drank and drugged herself to death a decade ago after a pretty bad life. Her parents were made aware, but they opted for a cash payoff.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (D7oie)

178 Young Najeen looks like she could rock one them singing/dancing commercials.
Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2024 01:22 PM (wHOXM)

Jardience?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (FCbAQ)

179 They misspelled manny.

Posted by: haffhowershower at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (DyhEb)

180 163 Did Emhoff have to sign off on the adoption papers?
Is his name on the birth certificate?
Posted by: redridinghood at August

No birth certificate and if the baby was adopted, the birth certificate has the adopted parents names on it. It appears she had an abortion as the left is wanting to call it a miscarriage now.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (pZEOD)

181 I'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024

***
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Knocked Up

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (J2vNu)

182 129 Recall the weird kiss with Jill at SOTU.
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 05, 2024 01:23 PM (ei7q6)
-------------------
Kerry slobbering on Edwards was way more disgusting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

You think that's bad? https://tinyurl.com/4jf4xjw7

Posted by: The guy who wants to yell "GAAAAAYYYYYY" at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (JCZqz)

183 164 I'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

"Dishes are DONE, man!"
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (RhGG0)

Oof, what a mistake. Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

184 In the debate, Biden growled at Trump that he had the morals of an alley cat. Sure. Lol

Posted by: Cheri at August 05, 2024 01:31 PM (q+eN/)

185 Nanny and the Professor
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I had a thing for Juliet Mills back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 01:31 PM (v6JzV)

186 youth pastor" is gonna get caught doing something terrible.

No; I don't know that. We get stories where it does of course happen, but I don't think it's the regular thing. The young adult pastor at the church where my son has been attending-because they have young adults- never meets privately with the 18 and above women because it would be too problematic and when he meets with the boys it's at a public place such as a coffee shop or restaurant. .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2024 01:28 PM (dTTBf)

I think/hope it’s rare…. But the youth pastor at my sisters church was arrested last month for statutory rape of a 17 year old…. In the church building. Disgusting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 01:31 PM (n048s)

187 Throw in a plot twist where Emhoff is neighbors with a homo tryst with a hammer wielding drug addict and I'm IN!!!!

- - - - - Hollywood Investor
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Where's the tranny? You'll need that for the "hook" to get the BIG MONEY.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (K861k)

188 schtup

one schtups the nanny
Posted by: Don Black

Can one take this shtick on the road?

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (3fGPY)

189 In the debate, Biden growled at Trump that he had the morals of an alley cat. Sure. Lol
Posted by: Cheri

More than Joey got.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (CIS44)

190 I am not sure this really matters.

That being said Najen has hit the wall hard. Look for a recent picture. She looks like a troll

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (NtVYv)

191 174 It could have more legs than that, just because it's a juicy story. Especially if there's also the "pressured to have abortion" angle. Ahnuld never lived his scandal down. But I agree that neither Trump nor Vance will mention it. Which I think is the correct strategy. It will be a story (not not) without their help.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

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Eh. The candidate's husband screwed the nanny is an order of magnitude different from the candidate himself screwing the nanny.

Even if there's an abortion there, I suspect it gets mostly lost before tomorrow's sun rises.

The right doesn't want to bring up abortion, and the left doesn't want abortion brought up like that, with the man forcing it on the woman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

192 143
Mollie
@MZHemingway
·
14h
So your first thought was that if your daughter was used by a man like you used her nanny, you'd want to do everything you could so that man would be able to likewise avoid accountability for what he'd done? FATHER OF THE YEAR, there, Doug
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (Ka3bZ)

Mollie and Margot Cleveland - two worthy heavy hitters that should be atop of everyone's reading list.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (N39Ws)

193 This is the whole point of the left's stupid "metoo" bullshit -- to expose people like dug emhoff.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:24 PM (8t4YC)

No, the purpose of MeeToo is to get rid of people that are blocking other people who are more media and mob savvy from gaining promotions.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

194 Mayor of Portland, later governor of Oregon and senator Neil Goldschmidt schtupped his kid's babysitter, unfortunately she was 13 at the beginning of the sexual relationship, and it was used through the rest of his career to control how he voted. ...
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (D7oie)
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Blackmail is a serious problem in politics and intelligence. It's why things like affairs used to matter, and why things like "he's a member of the Communist Party" or "he's a closeted homosexual" used to matter.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (HnUIn)

195 It happens...

Posted by: Arnold S at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (Faee9)

196 Welp, if Kamala steals this election, at least we'll have four more years of decency back in the White House. And norms restored once again. 🤡😡

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (IcuR4)

197 Look I think we should give Dougie some credit here.

I stuck his schwantz in a consenting adult woman. I mean that makes him better then 90% of Dem officeholders.

Of course not so long ago feminists were saying men that had sex with women working for them should be strung up so I'm sure every feminist now opposes Kamala on the ticket unless she divorces him right?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (oZhjI)

198 The jizz-gargling gutter whore says what?

Posted by: Mistakes were made, nannies were shtupped at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (q1Zxb)

199 Mollie
@MZHemingway
·
14h
So your first thought was that if your daughter was used by a man like you used her nanny, you'd want to do everything you could so that man would be able to likewise avoid accountability for what he'd done? FATHER OF THE YEAR, there, Doug
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (Ka3bZ)
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Thank you, I was looking for that, MZ knifed Emhoff already so no one from the Trump camp needs to.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (tT6L1)

200 Owebama pulled his own carpet back a bit and exposed the leftists mentality when it comes to children.

They're a PUNISHMENT.

They don't deserve to live unless you PLANNED to have a kid at the moment of inception. Period.

F*ck all you want. Abort where necessary.

It's why VD is mutated so many damn times, 1/2 the shit never goes away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

201 Who gets more action, babysitters, nannies, or pool boys?

Posted by: Rule 34 at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (CV8a5)

202 If this involved Donald Trump the criminal media would have a story.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (Ce1Gb)

203 I think the nanny story has legs. Its just one of those stories people like to talk about at the office water cooler.

Funny that this week Kamala was probably going to roll out her White Knight VP pick and we have markets imploding and everyone is talking about what a piece of shit her husband is.

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (wMRY8)

204 Young Najeen looks like she could rock one them singing/dancing commercials.
Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2024
*
Jardience?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 05, 2024

***
One of those. The Wegovy commercials in particular have the characters use the line "I'm keeping the weight off." Looking at everybody in the ad (each of which is overweight), I say, "You're not fending it off hard enough."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (J2vNu)

205 I'm sure the plan is to double down on those attacks, and then, when Trump understandably points out Kamala's own adultery, scream that he's a monster for digging into Kamala Harris' sex life.

------------

"Misogyhitlerracist!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (HlamE)

206 'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

Throw in a plot twist where Emhoff is neighbors with a homo tryst with a hammer wielding drug addict and I'm IN!!!!

- - - - - Hollywood Investor
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)
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They already made a movie of it. It's called . . . wait for it . . . The Babysitters. Local babysitters form a prostitution ring targeting the fathers. It has a then-unknown Alexandra Daddario as one of the "babysitters." I don't think she's even credited. Odd movie. Not what you think it is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

207 The way things are going, Trump---TRUMP!---is going to be viewed as the stable, mature, trustworthy candidate in the race.

How the turntables...

Posted by: Shenanigans at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (pZ0Mr)

208 Even if there's an abortion there, I suspect it gets mostly lost before tomorrow's sun rises.

I'm not so sure.. This surfaced over a week ago and Mr. Kamala had to own up to it...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:33 PM (IyPmt)

209 It's really very sad, again for the victim (Naylor) and not the victimizers.

Sources told DailyMail.com that Naylor was Ella’s nanny at the time and had begun working as a teaching assistant at the Willows and eventually became a teacher there.

Sources (also) claimed that after the affair, Naylor had to leave her job as a teacher at The Willows, an elite private elementary school in Culver City, California, where she had been teaching the Emhoff children and moonlighting as a nanny for the couple.

Employment records obtained by DailyMail show Naylor worked at The Willows in 2009.

A mother who sent her children to the school before 2009 said she was aware of the affair, and though she was disgusted by Emhoff, she only had positive words for Naylor, who had taught her children and nannied them on family vacations.

‘She was a lovely person, a great teacher to my kids,’ the mother, who asked to remain anonymous..
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She didn't abort the child, it seems, so please view her favorably and kindly.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (NFX2v)

210 Nannygate did not come up once 4 years ago during Kama's 1st attempt to become a pres , nor did it come up when biden picked her for VP. So , is this coming from inside the house ??

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (V13WU)

211 Of course her name is Nail-Her.
Ahaha. Can’t make this shit up.
What low lifes

Posted by: Redenzo at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (V/pbu)

212 Nailing baby sitters seems to be a thing with this administration.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (W/lyH)

213 Phil Bronstein nearly had a toe amputated when he was bitten by a komodo dragon.
How would he compare that to a Kamala BJ?

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (hqVaF)

214 This busty fruit vendor wants a rich husband, which is why she doesn't work as an au pair - she knows that even if she didn't mind being a homewrecker, the shtupping never leads to a permanent arrangement:
http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

215
Isn't what's going on here a "let's get out in front of it" situation?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (8t4YC)

216 212 Nailing baby sitters seems to be a thing with this administration.

it's like Uber Eats or something - they're RIGHT THERE

convenient

Posted by: BlackOrchid at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (s3qiR)

217 Remember Emhoff and Dr Jill's full on mouth kiss at pedo Joe's State of the Union? It wouldn't surprise me at all if Kamala, Emhoff and Biden's whole extended family are swingers. Anyone notice if they put out the white painted rock by the apron on the White House driveway?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (KnSjc)

218 Let’s see… Orange man bad for hanging out but not banging a p0rnstar. But Kamala is a shtrong woman for blowing her way to the top, and marrying a dude who knocked up the nanny.

Not one more word about CHARACTER from any of those DC jagoffs.

Not
One
Word

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (Hkcdp)

219 I remember him talking about schlonging Hillary….(in a debate)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

He said Obama schlonged her in 2008 which had the double wipeout ability of reminding people she's been a "loser", and not this inevitable force, *and* subordinating her to the male of the species with (unfortunate but effective) mental imagery.

Trump works in this psychological realm and it's good stuff because that's usually Democrat Stomping Ground -while GOPe brings out the next Arbitrage Validation PowerPoint.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (qgGJ7)

220
That being said Najen has hit the wall hard. Look for a recent picture. She looks like a troll
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024

***
We resent that!

We don't deny it, but we resent it!

Posted by: Norwegian Troll Local No. 665 at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (J2vNu)

221 The whole planet is going to hell in a hand basket, economy sinking like a stone, nobody in charge, and we're having a grand time joking from the sidelines.

Posted by: What a World! at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (CV8a5)

222 How long before Ds start shit-talkibg the nanny? "Slut knew what she was doing. Going after the rich guy. These fucking nannies. They're all little whores". Low key, but they'll do it.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (pXeye)

223 (Actually I need to stop making fun of PowerPoints since one just saved us)

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (qgGJ7)

224 I’m pre-diabetic ‘cause I’m fat as cow… I take once daily Jardiance 🎶 a little pill with a big story to tell

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (n048s)

225 It could have more legs than that, just because it's a juicy story. Especially if there's also the "pressured to have abortion" angle. Ahnuld never lived his scandal down. But I agree that neither Trump nor Vance will mention it. Which I think is the correct strategy. It will be a story (not not) without their help.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

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Eh. The candidate's husband screwed the nanny is an order of magnitude different from the candidate himself screwing the nanny.

Even if there's an abortion there, I suspect it gets mostly lost before tomorrow's sun rises.

The right doesn't want to bring up abortion, and the left doesn't want abortion brought up like that, with the man forcing it on the woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)_____

I dunno, could go either way. Could depend on how Emhoff and/or Kamala react to it. With these two idiots, they could bungle the response and keep the story alive.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

226 when Trump understandably points out Kamala's own adultery, scream that he's a monster for digging into Kamala Harris' sex life.
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Kind of like the pot calling the kettle black/brown/indian.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (JNTt1)

227 208 Even if there's an abortion there, I suspect it gets mostly lost before tomorrow's sun rises.

I'm not so sure.. This surfaced over a week ago and Mr. Kamala had to own up to it...
Posted by: It's me donna
___

I personally dont think the (likely) abortion happening is the real scandal (though it should be)

If youre pro-choice, youre going to be fine with an unplanned pregnancy being terminated. Even celebrated.

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (wMRY8)

228 214 This busty fruit vendor
______

Peaches!!! Yum.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (KnSjc)

229 Who gets more action, babysitters, nannies, or pool boys?

Posted by: Rule 34 at August 05, 2024 01:32 PM (CV8a5)

-----------------

The Oval Office dog.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 05, 2024 01:36 PM (HlamE)

230 It could have more legs than that, just because it's a juicy story. Especially if there's also the "pressured to have abortion" angle. Ahnuld never lived his scandal down. But I agree that neither Trump nor Vance will mention it. Which I think is the correct strategy. It will be a story (not not) without their help.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Is it? I mean, "rich man seduces the nanny" isn't exactly an uncommon tale. Neither is the inverse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)

231 Neither Emhoff nor Harris have ever claimed to be paragons of virtue so this incident is dead in the water.

"I never claimed to be a paragon of virtue so put me in charge of making decisions that will affect the rest of your life" doesn't sound like a very convincing argument to me.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 05, 2024 01:36 PM (/y8xj)

232 . Anyone notice if they put out the white painted rock by the apron on the White House driveway?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2024

***
Is THAT what that meant? Boy, I missed a lot of opportunities when I was young. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:36 PM (J2vNu)

233 214 This busty fruit vendor wants a rich husband, which is why she doesn't work as an au pair - she knows that even if she didn't mind being a homewrecker, the shtupping never leads to a permanent arrangement:
http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I'll, uh, take the pair of those ripe melons you have resting on the table...

Posted by: Perv Moron at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

234 'm pitching the Emhoff screwing the babysitter story to Hollywood as a remake of. "Adventures in Babysitting".
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2024 01:26 PM (IDphi)

OLD: Don't fu*k with the Babysitter!
NEW: Fu*k the babysitter!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (W/lyH)

235 214 This busty fruit vendor wants a rich husband, which is why she doesn't work as an au pair - she knows that even if she didn't mind being a homewrecker, the shtupping never leads to a permanent arrangement:
http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Dicke Titten!!

Posted by: Rammstein Callback at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

236 "It wouldn't surprise me at all if Kamala, Emhoff and Biden's whole extended family are swingers. "

What a horrible thought. You should be ashamed for inflicting that on us.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (vFG9F)

237
Anyone remember obama's big ugly wife's fake "garden" at the White House?

What a joke.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (8t4YC)

238 I saw Misogyhitlerracist open up for Megadeth back in the 90's.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (qgGJ7)

239 stuck his schwantz in a consenting adult woman. I mean that makes him better than 90% of Dem officeholders.

You have a point. Sleazy, but not criminal.

Posted by: Where the little boys at? at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (q1Zxb)

240 I'll, uh, take the pair of those ripe melons you have resting on the table...
Posted by: Perv Moron at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (JCZqz)

Poor child can barely afford cloth to cover herself.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (aD39U)

241 217 Remember Emhoff and Dr Jill's full on mouth kiss at pedo Joe's State of the Union? It wouldn't surprise me at all if Kamala, Emhoff and Biden's whole extended family are swingers. Anyone notice if they put out the white painted rock by the apron on the White House driveway?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (KnSjc)

Holy crap, that's the expression Joe has worn on his face since he got into office:

I just walked in on Kamala and Jill pegging Emhoff while Hunter does a line off of Emhoff's non-binary daughter's ass.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (KbCG3)

242 and got her PREGNANT

The conservative case for but secks.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (obk/l)

243 Welp, if Kamala steals this election, at least we'll have four more years of decency back in the White House. And norms restored once again.

Chief of Interns, at your service.

Posted by: Doug "Jack" Emhoff at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (Ag3aL)

244 The whole planet is going to hell in a hand basket, economy sinking like a stone, nobody in charge, and we're having a grand time joking from the sidelines.
Posted by: What a World!

-

I've got ammo, food, and water, and my and my family's immortal souls are saved from the devil's Hell. I can vote in November and hope for the best, but otherwise it's just waiting and looking up.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (6Gcwb)

245 Read a list of names on the Republicans for Kamala. Hard to find a bigger hive of scum and villainy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (kCLO6)

246 I seem to remember a quote from Mrs. Brown about the Willie Brown affair. Something to the effect that "Kamala may be * him, but I'm the one he comes home to," which would seem to negate the idea that they were living separately.

Am I imagining that?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (PiwSw)

247 "It was a an act of LOVE"
Jeb Bush

Also, one in the bush is worth two in the hand?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

248 I think Laura Loomer broke the story.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (dDSBl)

249 Is it? I mean, "rich man seduces the nanny" isn't exactly an uncommon tale. Neither is the inverse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)

Rich nanny seduces the man?

Posted by: i might be doing this wrong at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (q1Zxb)

250
Not clicking any pic links. In my mind every nanny looks like Rebecca De Mornay* in 'Hand that Rocks the Cradle' and is getting milk out of the refrigerator in the middle of the night in a very sheer nightie.

* Not to be confused with the 'other' Rebecca De Mornay who threatens to climb over the counter and beat the crap out of George Costanza for taking a book into the shitter.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (RKVpM)

251 It could have more legs than that, just because it's a juicy story. Especially if there's also the "pressured to have abortion" angle. Ahnuld never lived his scandal down. But I agree that neither Trump nor Vance will mention it. Which I think is the correct strategy. It will be a story (not not) without their help.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Is it? I mean, "rich man seduces the nanny" isn't exactly an uncommon tale. Neither is the inverse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)
______

Ace put up his second post about it on a Monday with a lot of big stories. It's trending in the news, at least for today. It's a juicy story. "Rich guy does stupid shit with his dick" stories are always popular, if for no other reason than schadenfreude.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

252 Rich nanny seduces the man?
Posted by: i might be doing this wrong at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (q1Zxb)
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Missed it by thaaaaaat much.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (HnUIn)

253 When the Emhoffs and Bidens are swinging, does Joe sit in the corner and provide the drool?

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

254
OUT: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
IN: Don't Tell Wife the Babysitter's Pregnant

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (qgGJ7)

255 @242...All the Irish guys in my neighborhood called it "The Italian Solution".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (pXeye)

256 215
Isn't what's going on here a "let's get out in front of it" situation?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (8t4YC)

No. Story broke in DailyMail. They are policing up after the fact.

Good news is they are Democrats so they don't have to say anything and nothing will get asked.

Emhoff for his part said it was all good because it strengthened his relationship with his ex-wife. No, really. He also doesn't admit to an affair he just says he had tought times with his ex

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (xhfG9)

257 Ace put up his second post about it on a Monday with a lot of big stories. It's trending in the news, at least for today. It's a juicy story. "Rich guy does stupid shit with his dick" stories are always popular, if for no other reason than schadenfreude.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Fair enough. But I doubt it has legs. Time will tell, I suppose. I'm wrong a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (HnUIn)

258 I’m pre-diabetic ‘cause I’m fat as cow… I take once daily Jardiance 🎶 a little pill with a big story to tell
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 01:35 PM (n048s)

That's how it started.

"I've got type-2 diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow....."

Then they got a smaller women.....now it's an in shape black dude.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

259 Poor child can barely afford cloth to cover herself.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Hey, think she might be interested in earning a little extra money working as a maid? Doing occasional meal prep?

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

260 He also doesn't admit to an affair he just says he had tought times with his ex
Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (xhfG9)

and a hard time with the nannie.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (aD39U)

261 A nanny story will destroy a Republican, but these people treat it as a resume enhancement.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (vFG9F)

262
Why couldn't he have been a responsible Democrat and just driven her off a bridge?

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (qgGJ7)

263 But attacks on her (admittedly scummy) husband for shit that happened before she married this scumbag? Seems a bit desperate to me.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

____________________________

I agree. The only thing we get out of this is Harris getting to play the victim card (which is so appreciated and coveted on the Left). There are plenty of valid issues to highlight....such as her total incompetence relative to economics, foreign policy...well, hell...just about everything. I say tie her to her administrations "Inflation Reduction Act." Highlight crime and the economy and various other issues where she falls short. It's not like she possesses the ability (or the will) to explain her way out of it.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (dIske)

264 When the Emhoffs and Bidens are swinging, does Joe sit in the corner and provide the drool?
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

He just enjoys Jill's "O" face.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (Zz0t1)

265 He said he had no problem getting on top of her because she wasn't a slope.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (qgGJ7)

266 https://youtu.be/OdnKW2cKNXc?feature=shared

I think an impromptu MiMoMe should be at the Tip Top in GR on Aug 17 with these iceback ladies.

Surfrajettes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (ufFY8)

267 one schtups the nanny
Posted by: Don Black

***
I'll have you know Mister Sheffield and I never, and I mean never!, did it until we were married!

Posted by: Fran Fine (later Sheffield) at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (J2vNu)

268 253 When the Emhoffs and Bidens are swinging, does Joe sit in the corner and provide the drool?
Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

He provides the “hawk tuah”.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (6K6uz)

269 So, what has trump done to stabilize the markets??? He doesn't have a plan!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM (nsnF6)

270
http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

those are good sized grapefruit

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (D7oie)

271 "Rich guy does stupid shit with his dick" stories are always popular, if for no other reason than schadenfreude.

Or vicarious thrill. Poor guys generally don't get as many opportunities to do stupid shit with their dicks.

Posted by: excepting bangers and felons of course at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (q1Zxb)

272 Naylor? I didn't even.... oh wait yeah I did.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (qgGJ7)

273 The market is getting spanked like Clamala Harris at a Wille Brown bachelor party.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (AaEou)

274 * Not to be confused with the 'other' Rebecca De Mornay who threatens to climb over the counter and beat the crap out of George Costanza for taking a book into the shitter.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Constanza at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (avPVA)

275 Was the nanny paid in any way to keep silent about it?

Or did we just studiously fail to display any curiosity?
Posted by: The MFM at August 05, 2024 01:30 PM (yYWHi)
-

Joel Pollak
@joelpollak
16h
We need to know if the Biden campaign, or Kamala Harris, or Doug Emhoff, paid the nanny to keep quiet. Were there non-disclosure agreements? Were they listed as campaign expenditures? If not, then Biden, Harris and/or Emhoff should be prosecuted just as Trump has been prosecuted.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (K/1/x)

276 Joe! That's not ice cream!

Posted by: Jill, at the party at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (vFG9F)

277 Oh and on a related note, you would not believe how many very attractive 20-somethings are nannies and au pairs in NYC. Most are foreigners on work visas.

I think a wife has to be out of her fucking mind to hire a hot nanny. As the husband, I think it's a stupid move too.

Back when I was at the big firm and had a sec'y, I wanted an older matronly type -- which probably no coincidentally, was about 90% of the sec'ys in the firm.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

278 Guess it doesn't take much to get Emhoff.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (qgGJ7)

279 There's a line in You've Got Mail about the father of the Tom Hanks character getting involved with, and then marrying, Tom's nanny. More than once, I think.

Posted by: Fran Fine (later Sheffield) at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (J2vNu)

280 Sorry I'm on a roll.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (qgGJ7)

281 Anyone remember obama's big ugly wife's fake "garden" at the White House?

What a joke.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:37 PM (8t4YC)

the one they put in enough concrete to qualify as a tank trap?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (D7oie)

282 Kamala just doesn't get me. Like at all

Posted by: The "Cloud" at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (og5mY)

283 Not to be confused with the 'other' Rebecca De Mornay who threatens to climb over the counter and beat the crap out of George Costanza for taking a book into the shitter.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 05, 2024 01:38 PM (RKVpM)

Get that toilet book out of here or I’ll jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (n048s)

284 254
OUT: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
IN: Don't Tell Wife the Babysitter's Pregnant
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (qgGJ7)

Don't Tell Wife We Need to Find a New Freaking Babysitter...ugh

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (KbCG3)

285 "She is loving, nurturing, fiercely protective and always present," she continued. "I love our blended family and am grateful to have her in it." Kerstin Emhoff

Yes, that's our "Momala Harris," brought up in Nov (23), April and May so they knew it was coming. Plus, she and Doug must pay well.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (NFX2v)

286 Nailing baby sitters seems to be a thing with this administration.

==

Promoting points of commonality !

Posted by: runner at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (V13WU)

287 * Not to be confused with the 'other' Rebecca De Mornay who threatens to climb over the counter and beat the crap out of George Costanza for taking a book into the shitter.
Posted by: Arnold Schwarzenegger at August 05, 2024
*
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: George Constanza at August 05, 2024

***
Wasn't that the episode about the muffin tops -- "Top o' the Muffin"?

Posted by: Fran Fine (later Sheffield) at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (J2vNu)

288 You're not supposed to have sex with the help?

Posted by: Rich people at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (+oR7L)

289 277 Back when I was at the big firm and had a sec'y, I wanted an older matronly type -- which probably no coincidentally, was about 90% of the sec'ys in the firm.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

========

"Even that can have pitfalls..."
-George Costanza

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

290 Ace put up his second post about it on a Monday with a lot of big stories. It's trending in the news, at least for today. It's a juicy story. "Rich guy does stupid shit with his dick" stories are always popular, if for no other reason than schadenfreude.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Fair enough. But I doubt it has legs. Time will tell, I suppose. I'm wrong a lot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:40 PM (HnUIn)
______

Well, I'm never wrong. Except when I am. Shit's so fucked up in this country and politics now that it's almost impossible to predict shit any more.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (iFTx/)

291 How long before "Doug isn't on the ballot"?

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (qgGJ7)

292 So, what has trump done to stabilize the markets??? He doesn't have a plan!!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 01:41 PM

Cut. Jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: The Commentariat of Democratic Underground at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (avPVA)

293 "We need to know if the Biden campaign, or Kamala Harris, or Doug Emhoff, paid the nanny to keep quiet. Were there non-disclosure agreements? Were they listed as campaign expenditures? If not, then Biden, Harris and/or Emhoff should be prosecuted just as Trump has been prosecuted.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey"

This is exactly f'n right. Too bad it won't happen.

Posted by: fd at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (vFG9F)

294 The personal lives of the candidates and their families is totally off limits! Unprecedented that Trump is attacking Doug's family!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (nsnF6)

295
Yes, that's our "Momala Harris," brought up in Nov (23), April and May so they knew it was coming. Plus, she and Doug must pay well.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 01:43 PM (NFX2v)

Momala dearest

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (IyPmt)

296 We need to know if the Biden campaign, or Kamala Harris, or Doug Emhoff, paid the nanny to keep quiet. Were there non-disclosure agreements? Were they listed as campaign expenditures? If not, then Biden, Harris and/or Emhoff should be prosecuted just as Trump has been prosecuted.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

Lololololol. Get fucked.

Posted by: Soros DAs at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (JCZqz)

297
Are you shitting me?
If I had a maid, she'd be Aunt Bee.

Can you imagine having Aunt Bee living in your house, cooking fine vittles, cleaning, being motherly...etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (8t4YC)

298 Jill denies that she and Emhoff were playing doctor. "I AM a doctor!"

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (hqVaF)

299 The whole planet is going to hell in a hand basket, economy sinking like a stone, nobody in charge, and we're having a grand time joking from the sidelines.
Posted by: What a World!

We are also apparently going to war in Iran. No one knows who is ordering it, no one really knows about it, and no one seems to care.

Reeeeee..

Posted by: DaisyB at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (AbL8c)

300
My second choice for a live-in maid would be...

Mister French.

Of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (8t4YC)

301 I think a wife has to be out of her fucking mind to hire a hot nanny. As the husband, I think it's a stupid move too.
_____

And even homely isn't enough deterrent for some men.

Posted by: Mrs. Schwartzenegger at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (KnSjc)

302 Back when I was at the big firm and had a sec'y, I wanted an older matronly type -- which probably no coincidentally, was about 90% of the sec'ys in the firm.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (iFTx/)

========

"Even that can have pitfalls..."
-George Costanza
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, rid

Every manatee can become a mermaid.
-Barney Stinson

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (CIS44)

303 288 You're not supposed to have sex with the help?

It's frowned upon

Posted by: The at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (og5mY)

304 The whole purpose of having a nanny is so you can bang them out. See also au pair. Anyone who's looking for childcare just gets a babysitter or enrolls their kid in some kind of daycare.

Posted by: They're Like Bang Maids at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (2N5bv)

305
Hey, I paid her to watch the kids. That includes the ones I make inside her.

Posted by: Doug Emhoff at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (+oR7L)

306 My wife did daycare for years, and would get offers to do nanny work as well from the parents. A lot of it is because if you know the care giver you can trust them in the house with the kids.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (D7oie)

307 254
OUT: Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
IN: Don't Tell Wife the Babysitter's Pregnant
Posted by: ...

So no J. Scarborough talk, right?

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 01:45 PM (NFX2v)

308
We aged morons remember Al Gore's prolonged smooch with his wife at his nomination to prove he was a loving husband.

Divorced after the election.

His Chachra broke or something.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (j4U/Z)

309 I dunno..Kamala looks like she might be one of those crazy bunny boiler women...cackling away as she cooks the family pet.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (ZtyUu)

310 I just saw a tweet saying voting for Harris after getting rid of Biden is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (Ce1Gb)

311 "Emhoff for his part said it was all good because it strengthened his relationship with his ex-wife. "

Sure, things got better after the divorce, when they were not living together.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

312
I'll tell you who I wouldn't pick for a maid.

That fcking HAZEL broad.

What a headache.

The wife on that show, however, was sizzlin'.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (FU+Sp)

313 "And even homely isn't enough deterrent for some men.
Posted by: Mrs. Schwartzenegger "

Older women have needs too.

Posted by: Aunt B at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (vFG9F)

314 291 How long before "Doug isn't on the ballot"?
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024

Too late!

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:46 PM (pZEOD)

315 300
My second choice for a live-in maid would be...

Mister French.

Of course.

Is that the pole vaulting guy?

Posted by: The at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (og5mY)

316
There's a line in You've Got Mail about the father of the Tom Hanks character getting involved with, and then marrying, Tom's nanny. More than once, I think.
Posted by: Fran Fine (later Sheffield)

+++++++++++

I bet something like that happened to Nora Ephron then. And she was married to Carl Bernstein.

Or maybe she had a longstanding hate-thing for Robin Williams, who also did the nanny and dumped his wife. Sequel: Nanny eventually dumped him, too, and squeezed him so hard for alimony and child support that he had to take jobs he hated to keep up the payments. Opinion: He could have lived in a 2-bedroom condo like us mortals and picked the jobs he wanted.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (pgtWZ)

317 Momala dearest
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:44 PM (IyPmt)

Ooooooh that's good.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (qgGJ7)

318 314 291 How long before "Doug isn't on the ballot"?
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024

Mrs Doug is

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (IyPmt)

319 How long before all parties involved insist on their privacy

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (/7KEl)

320
Aunt Bee was hot.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (j4U/Z)

321 Harris-Biden economy.
Harris-Biden crime wave.
Harris-Biden open borders.
Harris-Biden Sodom Gomarrah.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (gxokI)

322
I want a maid who can cook, like Aunt Bee.

But Mr. French was no slouch.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (HgQzm)

323 304 The whole purpose of having a nanny is so you can bang them out. See also au pair. Anyone who's looking for childcare just gets a babysitter or enrolls their kid in some kind of daycare.
Posted by: They're Like Bang Maids at August

This is sarcasm, right?

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (pZEOD)

324 There's a line in You've Got Mail about the father of the Tom Hanks character getting involved with, and then marrying, Tom's nanny. More than once, I think.
Posted by: Fran Fine (later Sheffield) at August 05, 2024

***
The exchange on the boat between Joe Fox and his father Nelson (ably depicted by Dabney Coleman:

Nelson Fox: You know, I stayed on this boat after... let's see, your mother... Laurette, the ballet dancer...
Joe Fox: My nanny.
Nelson Fox: She was the nanny?
Joe Fox: Yeah.
Nelson Fox: [laughs] I forgot that. How ironic. Then there was the ice skater.
Joe Fox: Also my nanny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (J2vNu)

325 Bangladesh comes from the bengali "Bangla Desh" which roughly translates into "make Bengal commie so that it sucks even harder than it used to".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (VoAdT)

326 315 300
My second choice for a live-in maid would be...

Mister French.

Of course.

Is that the pole vaulting guy?
Posted by: The at August 05, 2024 01:4

David the Apostate?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (Ce1Gb)

327 And even homely isn't enough deterrent for some men.
----------------
Homely has a quality all its own.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (FmapG)

328
Alice?

Nah.

Well, maybe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (HgQzm)

329 320
Aunt Bee was hot.

Her pickles were shit tho.

Posted by: Clara Edwards at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (og5mY)

330 Nanny Fein was fine

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (/7KEl)

331 >> How long before "Doug isn't on the ballot"?
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024

Mrs Doug is
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (IyPmt)

Mrs Doug also did Willie’s Willie. Gross but true.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (bxCZE)

332 But Mr. French was no slouch.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

***
You gotta wonder if Mr. French and Mr. Belvedere knew each other. Maybe they went to the same butler school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (J2vNu)

333 The lefts response will be but Trump has been married three times and banged a porn star and other models

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (kCLO6)

334 The world is getting unstable because the US is about to have a man who wrote an entire book about his sexual acts with a sofa a heartbeat away from the presidency!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (nsnF6)

335
Remember "Ingrid" from Benson?

I liked her.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (HgQzm)

336 Nanny Fein was fine
Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024

***
Ultra-fine.

After all, that was her name!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (J2vNu)

337 >>See also au pair.

When I lived in NY, au pairs were everywhere.

It was fantastic.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (BwNH5)

338 No love for Mr. Belvedere?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

339 333 The lefts response will be but Trump has been married three times and banged a porn star and other models
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (kCLO6

This is why Trump should steer clear

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (IyPmt)

340 🔴 LIVE Donald Trump x Adin Ross Podcast | Kick Stream Watch Party
Nixka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLV7x-uonA0

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (9aVck)

341 Mrs Doug is
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (IyPmt)

OK, here is the plan. We burn ALL the campaign cash raised for Harris/Biden before the convention, then we kick Harris to the curb, and bring in someone we like, who can win, and is one of us.

--- dNc Strategist

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (D7oie)

342
Who would you pick for your Major Domo?

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (HgQzm)

343 I would appreciate it if you would refer to my by my new Engiish nickname "The Big Ten".

Mercí.

Posted by: Le French Pole Vaulter at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (avPVA)

344 5 Bangladesh comes from the bengali "Bangla Desh" which roughly translates into "make Bengal commie so that it sucks even harder than it used to".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024

***
Amazing how one four-letter word can have so much meaning packed into it

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (J2vNu)

345 http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

those are good sized grapefruit
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (D7oie)

I'd enjoy watching her sneeze.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (W/lyH)

346 Who gets more action, babysitters, nannies, or pool boys?
Posted by: Rule 34

Who gets more WANTED action, babysitters, nannies, or pool boys?

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (3fGPY)

347 The country cannot take another 4 years of the Trump/Biden boomer economy. We need Kamala and her fresh ideas!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (nsnF6)

348 "Aunt B was hot."

I'd do her. In fact, I'm still doing her.

Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (hqVaF)

349 http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

those are good sized grapefruit
Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2024 01:42 PM (D7oie)

I'd enjoy watching her sneeze.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (W/lyH)

That has to be one of the oddest things I've ever read here........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

350 323 304 The whole purpose of having a nanny is so you can bang them out. See also au pair. Anyone who's looking for childcare just gets a babysitter or enrolls their kid in some kind of daycare.
Posted by: They're Like Bang Maids at August

This is sarcasm, right?
Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:48 PM (pZEOD)

Frank Reynolds had a bang maid. It worked out for him for a bit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (KbCG3)

351 Gwen Stefani from No doubt also had her husband sleep with the nanny, Gavin Rossdale, the singer from the 90s band Bush. I think Ben Affleck was banging the nanny. Jude Law was banging the nanny too. Story as old as time.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (uHd5d)

352 This is why Trump should steer clear
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:50 PM (IyPmt)

Pepe the frog sipping on an ice cold lipton....

"But that's none of my business"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (VoAdT)

353 331 >> How long before "Doug isn't on the ballot"?
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024

Mrs Doug is
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2024 01:47 PM (IyPmt)

Mrs Doug also did Willie’s Willie. Gross but true.
Posted by: Vengeance at August 05, 2024 01:49 PM (bxCZE)

I assume none of this will move the needle. Everyone already knows Kamala did her best work on her knees and back. So, at this point, does it really matter that her husband is also a scoundrel?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (6K6uz)

354 288 You're not supposed to have sex with the help?
Posted by: Rich people

Volunteered for a women's assault and rape aid group several years ago. Even then, it was shocking how many people came into the U.S. from other nations with an Auntie or niece to help with cleaning, child care and sex with the senior male resident of the household and/or his acquaintances.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (NFX2v)

355
So Kamala was the mistress for Willie Brown, and Kamalas husband screwed around on his 1st wife with the nanny and knocked her up?

These two are perfect for eachother.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (+oR7L)

356 No love for Mr. Belvedere?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024

***
See my 332. Though I'll admit, Clifton Webb's Mr. B would be a difficult guy to have around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (J2vNu)

357 Mary Poppins was a good nanny but she wouldn't let me come down her chimney.

Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (vFG9F)

358 Apparently Jill was a hot nanny.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (nsnF6)

359 the shtupping never leads to a permanent arrangement:
http://tiny.cc/j5sdzz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Didn't read upthread but uh, DOCTOR Jill would like a word.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (WXNFJ)

360 The Nanny was just Who's The Boss gender flipped

Forger which was first

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (/7KEl)

361
What's funny, is I'll bet Aunt Bee was only, like 55 in that show.

Same age as Melania Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (HgQzm)

362 Starmer is the kind of person than made the word "bugman" necessary.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 05, 2024 01:53 PM (cf/0E)

363 >>Gwen Stefani from No doubt also had her husband sleep with the nanny, Gavin Rossdale, the singer from the 90s band Bush.

I thought he was married to different 90s singer. The hotter one. From Garbage.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 01:53 PM (BwNH5)

364 Who the hell is Aunt Bea?

Ohhhh, you mean *Ain't* Bea. I gotcha now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (VoAdT)

365 I dated a Swedish au pair. She probably could have written a book on all the advances and payoffs men had made to her. She hung out with other au pairs, and they would all trade stories about how slimy the men were. Just imagine, here you are either with a new baby or young children, and you’re trying to tap the au pair behind your wife’s back.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (Lp05i)

366 "The incendiary news is said to be causing panic in Harris's campaign, just as she has overtaken Donald Trump in several D+12 polls and as she ramps up her final push to win over voters in November."

FIFY!

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

367 Forget

Sorry 4 typoo

Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (/7KEl)

368 The best part is realizing that the nanny was just trying to accomplish the exact same thing that Karmella did.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (E9ZCZ)

369 363 >>Gwen Stefani from No doubt also had her husband sleep with the nanny, Gavin Rossdale, the singer from the 90s band Bush.

I thought he was married to different 90s singer. The hotter one. From Garbage.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 01:53 PM (BwNH5)

Nope, he was married to Gwen, Shirley Manson rocks though. I love her and me and all of my friends had the biggest crush on Gavin. He was so hot.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (uHd5d)

370
Wegovy has now overtaken Jardiance at the top of my shoot-the-TV commercials.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (w6EFb)

371 363 >>Gwen Stefani from No doubt also had her husband sleep with the nanny, Gavin Rossdale, the singer from the 90s band Bush.

I thought he was married to different 90s singer. The hotter one. From Garbage.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 01:53 PM (BwNH5)

Shirley Manson was hotter but never married to Gavin.

Idk who she was ever married to. Drummer from Garbage was Butch Vig, producer of Nirvana's Nevermind and Smashing Pumpkins first album.

Vig's interview with Rick Beato is a must watch.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (KbCG3)

372 The Nanny was just Who's The Boss gender flipped

Forger which was first
Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024

***
I forget too, since I never watched the WtB show. Nanny had the advantage of being actually funny, with sparkling characters and dialog. And, of course, Fran Drescher herself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (J2vNu)

373 366 "The incendiary news is said to be causing panic in Harris's campaign, just as she has overtaken Donald Trump in several D+12 polls and as she ramps up her final push to win over voters in November."

FIFY!
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I couldn't even find the partisan breakdown of the CBS poll, but I did see that they're using the electorate makeup from the 2020 and 2022 elections as a baseline for their modeling of their data.

Which is...sure. That's one way to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

374 Jeeves >>>>>>>>>>> All other butlers and maids

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

375 I'll say that the nanny did not age well. But then, I haven't seen any pictures of a hot nanny. Maybe she did age well. Anyways, this dude doesn't have very good taste in ladies. Look at the hyena he has now. AhhhhWoooo!

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (JcXec)

376 If I could choose a nanny it would be Karen Gillan in that police getup, with the leggings.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (qgGJ7)

377 What's funny, is I'll bet Aunt Bee was only, like 55 in that show.

Same age as Melania Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer

58 very first episode. Born 1902. First episode 1960.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (3fGPY)

378 Just imagine, here you are either with a new baby or young children, and you’re trying to tap the au pair behind your wife’s back.

-

And nowhere near rich enough for the agreement.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (E9ZCZ)

379 website is up, but can't log in to my account
I take this to mean my money is on fire
Posted by: Don Black at August 05, 2024 01:13 PM

I logged on this morning just before 9:00 to adjust a couple of stop loss orders. Everything seemed okay then except for Vanguard, which had reverted to a version of the website that was so old I thought for a minute I'd been redirected to a scam.

Posted by: Abby Normal at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (RqGRz)

380 357 Mary Poppins was a good nanny but she wouldn't let me come down her chimney.
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (vFG9F)
_______________________________

That whole umbrella thing made me nervous. And, don't get me started on the "spoonful of sugar." For the record, it wasn't sugar. Mary was freebasing. If you doubt me I can tell you honestly that she was the only one that saw any cartoon characters or dancing sweeps. We just watched her role around in the dirt.

Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (dIske)

381 I assume none of this will move the needle. Everyone already knows Kamala did her best work on her knees and back. So, at this point, does it really matter that her husband is also a scoundrel?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric
___

It introduces the world to her very white spouse that may not know who our very first "First Husband" will be.

She's already been exposed as not really being black, now this.

It moves the needle imo. Anyone that marries into that is themselves scum imo. Knocking up the nanny was how the first marriage ended and you want to marry that?

Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (wMRY8)

382 The correct accusation is to say he forced her to put his baby up for adoption or abort it because he said he wasn't going to support another kid.

Make the bastard to deny it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (XBPvm)

383 Ymean my poolboy is banging my nanny?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (obk/l)

384 I forget too, since I never watched the WtB show. Nanny had the advantage of being actually funny, with sparkling characters and dialog. And, of course, Fran Drescher herself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,

whos the boss was well before the nanny

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (CIS44)

385 Nanny had the advantage of being actually funny, with sparkling characters and dialog. And, of course, Fran Drescher herself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Drescher was violently assaulted as a young woman too.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (WXNFJ)

386 Tranny shooter = 6th grader

Ehhoff's abortion toy = 47 years old

Posted by: If Moron Robbie wanted to see trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (E9ZCZ)

387 Dammit Ace! Those polls had better have strippers or I'm going to be disappointed!

Posted by: TXBrass at August 05, 2024 01:57 PM (48kUI)

388 All I want to know is how much money Emhoff paid the nanny to sign the NDA.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 05, 2024 01:57 PM (uxCna)

389 Ah...my bad.

Man. I can't imagine dropping Manson for Stefani.

Though. That guy was probably drowning in Bush.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 01:57 PM (BwNH5)

390 She didn't abort the child, it seems, so please view her favorably and kindly.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with

She didn’t keep the child. We don’t know if it was adoption or abortion. Either way, this woman was not in control of this coming out, and if she has regrets, this is really an awful time for her, I am sure.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 01:57 PM (pZEOD)

391 Google is going to be kept very busy -- censoring all the "Bad Facts" on Harris.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 01:57 PM (Cus5s)

392 Women are better at nannying. Look at Who's the Boss. Those kids were nannied by a male, and the boy turned out gay and the girl turned out brain dead.

Posted by: Wally at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (hqVaF)

393 Just look at the history the Horde can rapidly bring up.

And that's why the progressives need to tag someone like
J. D. Vance weird. People may come up from almost nothing but still have morals, compassion, courage and work ethics.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (NFX2v)

394 "The incendiary news is said to be causing panic in Harris's campaign, just as she has overtaken Donald Trump in several D+12 polls and as she ramps up her final push to win over voters in November."

FIFY!
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:54 PM (iFTx/)

=======

I couldn't even find the partisan breakdown of the CBS poll, but I did see that they're using the electorate makeup from the 2020 and 2022 elections as a baseline for their modeling of their data.

Which is...sure. That's one way to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)
________

If the models incorporate the fraud in 2020 and 2022, I'm not sure they are wrong in doing that. But there was a sudden and drastic D+ shift in the polls literally the second Biden dropped out. Totes coinkydinck, I'm sure.

Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

395 Neilia Biden was a very attractive lady, who supported Joe in every way, including monetarily, bore his three children, and he still had to schtup the married babysitter. This crowd is beneath contempt.

Posted by: Pigs In Heat at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (CV8a5)

396 So, at this point, does it really matter that her husband is also a scoundrel?

It weakens the morality accusations against Trump, which the D's rely upon heavily in trying to get LIVs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (uxCna)

397 Every sexual harassments training makes it a violation for a boss to have sex with a subordinate.

He forced her to have sex with him or he would fire her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (XBPvm)

398 380 357 Mary Poppins was a good nanny but she wouldn't let me come down her chimney.
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (vFG9F)
_______________________________

That whole umbrella thing made me nervous. And, don't get me started on the "spoonful of sugar." For the record, it wasn't sugar. Mary was freebasing. If you doubt me I can tell you honestly that she was the only one that saw any cartoon characters or dancing sweeps. We just watched her role around in the dirt.
Posted by: Orson at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (dIske)

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (uHd5d)

399 I thought he was married to different 90s singer. The hotter one. From Garbage.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 01:53 PM (BwNH5)

Nope. Gwen.

She's not that hot except when she sings. Lord...

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (qgGJ7)

400 I'd enjoy watching her sneeze.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (W/lyH)

That has to be one of the oddest things I've ever read here........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

You obviously didn't hang out on the ONT enough when qdpsteve was around.

Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (RhGG0)

401 Emhoff grabbed the Nanny by the pussy !!

Just got here. How many times has that been posted?

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (B1dzx)

402 376 If I could choose a nanny it would be Karen Gillan in that police getup, with the leggings.
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (qgGJ7)

Obligatory Amy Pond.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (xhfG9)

403
You obviously didn't hang out on the ONT enough when qdpsteve was around.
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (RhGG0)

I remember the nic, but not his style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

404 390. She didn’t keep the child.

There is some dispute about that.

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (NFX2v)

405 394 If the models incorporate the fraud in 2020 and 2022, I'm not sure they are wrong in doing that. But there was a sudden and drastic D+ shift in the polls literally the second Biden dropped out. Totes coinkydinck, I'm sure.
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 05, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

========

Taking your data and fitting it to a model is just straight garbage.

Taking your data and fitting it to an outdated model is even worse.

I don't think they'll be able to cheat the same way in 2024 as they had the past two cycles, so relying on those for modelling is nonsense even with that in mind.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

406 My statement on this, which I know you've all been waiting for:

Well, now we know why Doug was such an advocate for abortion!

Posted by: pookysgirl with(out) the pith (helmet) at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (dtlDP)

407 Kamala is up by 10 in every state!!!

(D+50 samples)

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (nsnF6)

408 She's not that hot except when she sings. Lord...
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (qgGJ7)

Gwen is super hot IMO . Especially now for her age.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (B1dzx)

409 This makes sense on my Joe picked Kamala, he and her Husband both banged baby sitters.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (FCrpy)

410 I remember the nic, but not his style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------------

qdp's style was: Aggravating Miss Hum and Threadjacking

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

411 408 She's not that hot except when she sings. Lord...
Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (qgGJ7)

Gwen is super hot IMO . Especially now for her age.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (B1dzx)

Very attractive. Flat as a pancake. Unfortunate.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (KbCG3)

412 >>She's not that hot except when she sings. Lord...

She does have some insane pipes.

Ever hear the girl who sings for Lake Street Dive?

Good lord she has an incredible voice.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (BwNH5)

413 He forced her to have sex with him or he would fire her.

And after he got her pregnant, he demanded she kill the baby or give it up or he would fire her, deny it was his and she'd have to raise it alone.

She was raped by her boss.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (XBPvm)

414 Plot twist. "That little girl was me."

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (qgGJ7)

415 Kamala is up by 10 in every state!!!

(D+50 samples)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (nsnF6)

-------------------

ISWYDT

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

416 I know she was the maid, not a nanny…. But Alice on the Brady Bunch was definitely no-go territory… except for the butcher (forgot his name)!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (xT8gx)

417
qdp's style was: Aggravating Miss Hum and Threadjacking
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (tT6L1)

That is 98% of the commenters here........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (Zz0t1)

418 Google is going to be kept very busy -- censoring all the "Bad Facts" on Harris.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024

***
We're on it!

Posted by: The Gnomes of Wikipedia at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (J2vNu)

419 It moves the needle imo. Anyone that marries into that is themselves scum imo. Knocking up the nanny was how the first marriage ended and you want to marry that?
Posted by: Blago at August 05, 2024 01:56 PM (wMRY

Clinton used an intern as a live humidor in the 90’s and got re-elected easily. If Harris’ polling falls, I will attribute none of it to this and all of it to being unable to pull off “trust me, I’m lying.”

**IMO; YMMV; etc. etc.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (6K6uz)

420 >>> Doug Emhoff cheated on his first wife with Najen Naylor, now 47. Naylor also taught at their children's pricey Los Angeles private school

Is this WEIRD?? I need to know, media! Tell me!

Posted by: LizLem at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (mfOz/)

421 Ever hear the girl who sings for Lake Street Dive?

Good lord she has an incredible voice.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (BwNH5)

No but I will check her out, thanks

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (qgGJ7)

422 We polled 1000 people then weighted it so that Kamala receives 55% of the vote. And here are the results:

Kamala 55%
Trump 30%
RFK 15%.

No path to victory for Trump!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (nsnF6)

423 >> except for the butcher (forgot his name)!

I brought Alice The Meat.

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (BwNH5)

424 I think the Brady Bunch jumped the shark before jumping the shark was a thing when Alice hit on Marcia.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (wzAuc)

425 422 We polled 1000 people then weighted it so that Kamala receives 55% of the vote. And here are the results:

Kamala 55%
Trump 30%
RFK 15%.

No path to victory for Trump!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (nsnF6)

========

That's pretty much what they're doing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

426 I know she was the maid, not a nanny…. But Alice on the Brady Bunch was definitely no-go territory… except for the butcher (forgot his name)!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (xT8gx)

Sam.

Alice was hot for his kielbasa but he was reluctant because, well, it was Alice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

427 You obviously didn't hang out on the ONT enough when qdpsteve was around.
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (RhGG0)

I remember the nic, but not his style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Dude was an oddball. Socially awkward and oblivious to it

Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (RhGG0)

428 Gwen is super hot IMO . Especially now for her age.
Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (B1dzx)

No doubt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (y1Cv5)

429 >>>Najen Naylor

"Naylor? I didn't even KNOW her!"

Posted by: m at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (64Zez)

430 Since we're in a slow news cycle, with nothing important happening either domestically or internationally, I think Trump should continue to focus on whether Harris is black or Indian. Because THAT'S where voters' repose their anxieties.

Posted by: mnw at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (NLIak)

431 >>No but I will check her out, thanks

A lot of their material is super cheesy/poppy trash...but she can sing.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (BwNH5)

432
Worst maid ever: Florence Johnston

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (8nAIq)

433 "Ehhoff's abortion toy = 47 years old"

How long ago did the pregnancy happen, and what did the nanny look like at that time?
The recent picture looks like her life went bad after the pregnancy ... but maybe she is very nice, just overweight, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (Cus5s)

434 I recall CNN inviting a whore on to its airwaves to describe in detail the appearance of President Trump's genitals while the hosts giggled.

There are no limits. There is only power.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (ssz2a)

435 don't think they'll be able to cheat the same way in 2024 as they had the past two cycles, so relying on those for modelling is nonsense even with that in mind.

-

Cheating this time will likely rely heavily on illegals. Someone posted a video the other night of some motel or the like full of illegals being asked if they were registered to vote, and 20% said yes.

Can't restrict or investigate because it will compromise the voting rights of one American or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (6Gcwb)

436 Also have several adopted children within the immediate families. We've been grateful to the parents for choosing adoption. (Yes, known fathers sign, too.)

Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (NFX2v)

437 431 >>No but I will check her out, thanks

A lot of their material is super cheesy/poppy trash...but she can sing.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (BwNH5)

Amy Lee from Evanescence is the gold standard for female lead singers.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (KbCG3)

438 >>I think the Brady Bunch jumped the shark before jumping the shark was a thing when Alice hit on Marcia.

It was when Cindy transitioned into Cousin Oliver.

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:04 PM (BwNH5)

439 I knew music was dead when Rolling Stone (I know......) had a headline about No Doubt being "the FUTURE of rock and roll."

If that's the future, Lord, take me now......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

440 Hey, kudos to the old girl for getting knocked up at 47. That takes some brass tubes, yo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 05, 2024 02:04 PM (VoAdT)

441 Worst maid ever: Florence Johnston
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

***
I always wondered why George Jefferson didn't heave her over the balcony of that "dee-luxe apartment in the sky."

Posted by: The Gnomes of Wikipedia at August 05, 2024 02:04 PM (J2vNu)

442 389 Ah...my bad.

Man. I can't imagine dropping Manson for Stefani.

Though. That guy was probably drowning in Bush.
Posted by: garret

Gavin Newsom was dating Marilyn Manson?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:04 PM (nsnF6)

443
Dude was an oddball. Socially awkward and oblivious to it
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (RhGG0)

Well, you've narrowed that down to about 33.3% of The Horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Worst maid ever: Florence Johnston
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

Flo Jo could run, though.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:05 PM (nsnF6)

445 Gavin Newsom was dating Marilyn Manson?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, W

probably, always seemed like the type to go both ways.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 05, 2024 02:05 PM (CIS44)

446
Amy Lee from Evanescence is the gold standard for female lead singers.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024

***
A lovely Vampirella-like creature with fair skin and black hair!

Posted by: The Gnomes of Wikipedia at August 05, 2024 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

447
Haven't these stupid commie cocksuckers ever heard of a condom????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 05, 2024 02:05 PM (y9nCu)

448 In this day and age I doubt many voters actually care about the sexual peccadilloes of politicians anymore. This won't move anybody's needle.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 05, 2024 02:06 PM (PWI4f)

449 Amy Lee from Evanescence is the gold standard for female lead singers.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (KbCG3)
---------------

Ann Wilson.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 05, 2024 02:06 PM (tT6L1)

450 Pink ,Kelly Clarkson , Adele can all sing live without the need of modulators or dubs.

I recently saw a tape of Katy Perry singing at the NO Jazz Festival. I was embarrassed for her.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 02:06 PM (B1dzx)

451 A lot of their material is super cheesy/poppy trash...but she can sing.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:03 PM (BwNH5)

Aye but there's the rub. I *like* super cheesy pop trash.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 02:06 PM (qgGJ7)

452
garrett is the type who would want Uncle Bub for a maid

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 02:06 PM (8t4YC)

453 Checkout Fanny Franklin singing with Orgone behind her.

Like this Meters Cover:
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=EHfFU43emoA

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:06 PM (BwNH5)

454 Ever hear the girl who sings for Lake Street Dive?

Good lord she has an incredible voice.
Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (BwNH5)

Yes ! I also find her sexy as hell, must be the singing.

She is hearty

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

455 404 390. She didn’t keep the child.

There is some dispute about that.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 05, 2024 02:00 PM (NFX2v

Where?

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (pZEOD)

456 Clifton Webb was great at playing fussy and stuffy. So was Tony Randall as Felix Unger. The Unger's divorce set a precedent in the NY Courts. The grounds for divorce was "pestiness".

Posted by: FU Portraits a Specialty at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (CV8a5)

457 I worked with and next to Doug. The nanny definiteley wasn't the first issue in their marriage.

Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (Kcw7x)

458 Isn't it time for a poll thread?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (aD39U)

459 Tina Turner.

Then everyone else.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (pXeye)

460 Worst maid ever: Frau Blucher 🐎

Posted by: Don Black- try the nanny at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (/7KEl)

461 Karen Carpenter and Linda Ronstadt.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV)

462 Mysteriously bus and fly millions of illegals into every state so the opposition can't figure out any pattern. I'm sure it has nothing to do with voting though. It'll be fine.

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (qgGJ7)

463 garrett is the type who would want Uncle Bub for a maid
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

***
"Chief cook and bottle-washer"

Posted by: The Gnomes of Wikipedia at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

464
I remember the nic, but not his style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Dude was an oddball. Socially awkward and oblivious to it
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM

I think he was lonely.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (uHd5d)

465 Listen to Paula Abdul sing on her 80s tracks without the magic of autotune.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (nsnF6)

466
Isn't it time for a poll thread?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (aD39U)

Jerk.

Posted by: Guy Who's Pole Ruined His Pole Vault at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

467 Worst maid ever: Frau Blucher 🐎
Posted by: Don Black- try the nanny at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (/7KEl)
-------
You haven't had her Ovaltine.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (3Fz6p)

468 >>> 443
Dude was an oddball. Socially awkward and oblivious to it
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (RhGG0)

Well, you've narrowed that down to about 33.3% of The Horde.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:05 PM (Zz0t1)

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (FnneF)

469
Worst maid ever: Frau Blucher 🐎
Posted by: Don Black

Yeah, true.

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (b4oSi)

470 457 I worked with and next to Doug. The nanny definiteley wasn't the first issue in their marriage.
Posted by: LASue at August 05, 2024 02:07 PM (Kcw7x)

We're listening.

Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (uHd5d)

471 398 380 357 Mary Poppins was a good nanny but she wouldn't let me come down her chimney.
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at August 05, 2024 01:52 PM (vFG9F)

Not enough Viagra ever produced to make me desire Julie Andrews.

Posted by: Auspex at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (j4U/Z)

472 Karen Carpenter and Linda Ronstadt.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 05, 2024

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Yes. Real voices, and attractive as well. (Yeah, Linda had it all over Karen even at her best, but compared to what we're supposed to find attractive today, Karen was lovely.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (J2vNu)

473
I'm right here, you know.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 02:09 PM (FnneF)

But, you're not a dude and can shoot.

Posted by: Guy Who's Pole Ruined His Pole Vault at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

474 457 I worked with and next to Doug. The nanny definiteley wasn't the first issue in their marriage.
Posted by: LASue

He was in an LA gay bar when Joe dropped out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (nsnF6)

475 I remember the nic, but not his style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

Dude was an oddball. Socially awkward and oblivious to it
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM

I think he was lonely.
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (uHd5d)

That is highly probable

Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (RhGG0)

476 CRAP!

Strike One.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

477 Doug Emhoff watching the original Jardiance commercial: Oh yeah, I’d hit that!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (xT8gx)

478 I know he’s the typical liberal but you can see who can sing and who can’t by watching Car Karaoke with Jame Corden.

Not a lot of females but also Daryl’s House you can see who is the real deal.

Posted by: polynikes at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (B1dzx)

479 Worst maid ever: Frau Blucher 🐎
Posted by: Don Black
*
Yeah, true.
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

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Not so fast!

Posted by: The Stallions @ the Spanish Riding School at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (J2vNu)

480 426 I know she was the maid, not a nanny…. But Alice on the Brady Bunch was definitely no-go territory… except for the butcher (forgot his name)!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 05, 2024 02:01 PM (xT8gx)

Sam.

Alice was hot for his kielbasa but he was reluctant because, well, it was Alice.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

So was Mike Brady banging Alice in her cellar bedroom?

Or was a converted garage room or the closet under the stairs. I remember her bedroom was pretty austere. Prolly pretty sound proof.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (uBBbP)

481 >>> 476 CRAP!

Strike One.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (FnneF)

482 Sexy singers?

Poe.

Geez I would've killed back then just to have her sing to me

Posted by: ... at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (qgGJ7)

483 Sam the butcher brought Alice the meat.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (nsnF6)

484 NOOD

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (FnneF)

485 Sade

Posted by: garrett at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (BwNH5)

486

NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024 02:11 PM (b4oSi)

487 Listen to Paula Abdul sing on her 80s tracks without the magic of autotune.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Straight up, don't tell me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024 02:12 PM (IG4Id)

488 Nude Noneck

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 05, 2024 02:12 PM (aD39U)

489 >> I always wondered why George Jefferson didn't heave her over the balcony

Weezy wouldn't let him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2024 02:12 PM (w6EFb)

490 Name one Nanny the demoncrats haven't screwed.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at August 05, 2024 02:12 PM (ytSiK)

491 The affair happened in 2007 at earliest, 2009 at latest. That 17 years at the long end, 15 years at the short. That puts her at between 30 and 32. She wasn't a young woman at the time, but she was not quite middle-aged yet, either.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 05, 2024 01:21 PM (HnUIn)

...

30 years old is a weird age to be nannying. Also her day job was teaching at an exclusive school? So when was she the nanny then?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 05, 2024 02:12 PM (z/ifB)

492 Clifton Webb was great at playing fussy and stuffy. So was Tony Randall as Felix Unger. The Unger's divorce set a precedent in the NY Courts. The grounds for divorce was "pestiness".
Posted by: FU Portraits a Specialty at August 05, 2024

***
"You keep leaving these little notes on my pillow. 'We're out of milk. FU.' It took me three weeks to realize 'FU' stood for 'Felix Ungar'!"

Posted by: Oscar Madison, to Felix at August 05, 2024 02:13 PM (J2vNu)

493 463 garrett is the type who would want Uncle Bub for a maid
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

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"Chief cook and bottle-washer"
Posted by: The Gnomes of Wikipedia at August 05, 2024 02:08 PM (J2vNu)

Was thar the old guy in three sons before uncle charlie?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 02:14 PM (uBBbP)

494 Listen to Paula Abdul sing on her 80s tracks without the magic of autotune.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
*
Straight up, don't tell me.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2024

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Heard that one on the radio this weekend and couldn't think of her name right off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 02:14 PM (J2vNu)

495 garrett is the type who would want Uncle Bub for a maid
Posted by: Soothsayer at August 05, 2024

***
"Chief cook and bottle-washer"
Posted by: The Gnomes of Wikipedia at August 05, 2024
*
Was thar the old guy in three sons before uncle charlie?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024

***
Yes, Willilam Frawley, best known as "Fred Mertz" on I Love Lucy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 05, 2024 02:15 PM (J2vNu)

496
I think the joke was that Florence was so bad, nobody else would hire her, but no other maid would work for George, so they were stuck with each other.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 05, 2024 02:16 PM (w6EFb)

497
30 years old is a weird age to be nannying. Also her day job was teaching at an exclusive school? So when was she the nanny then?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 05

Not a babysitter. A nanny. A full time role. A grandmother nanny is the best.

Posted by: Piper at August 05, 2024 02:21 PM (p4NUW)

498 I bet Kamala could suck her way up a rope.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 05, 2024 02:23 PM (BEAj6)

499 475 That is highly probable
Posted by: Doof at August 05, 2024 02:10 PM (RhGG0)

He never had a girlfriend, lived w his sister’s family. Yes, he was lonely.

Posted by: EveR at August 05, 2024 02:29 PM (ZRoxk)

500 Lets put it this way. If horny Doug Emhoff had foreseen what this nanny looks like today, he never would have touched her.
Butt ugly doesn't begin to describe her.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 05, 2024 03:10 PM (cB7nX)

501 The mire I look at the title of the post the mire insulted I get that baier is acting like he cares that he was lied to, while they continue to lie to him.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 03:18 PM (uBBbP)

502 500 Lets put it this way. If horny Doug Emhoff had foreseen what this nanny looks like today, he never would have touched her.
Butt ugly doesn't begin to describe her.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 05, 2024 03:10 PM (cB7nX)

Just a little roomy through the hips.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 05, 2024 03:18 PM (uBBbP)

503 Eh, he's not running and none of us were married to him. Zero fucks to give about this. Slam The Cackler on her performance as VP and her love of illegals, rioters, keeping people beyond their time served for slave labor.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 03:43 PM (Vvh2V)

504 Gavin Rossdale might have been schtupping the pool boy, too. I mean, I don't even know if they had one, but I thought part of the reason they split up was because his inner gay was overpowering him.

Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at August 05, 2024 03:48 PM (Vvh2V)

505 The name “Douglas” derives from Scottish for “Faithful and True”, so should he not only change his last name but also his first to maybe Dick or Phil?

Posted by: WestcoastRich at August 05, 2024 03:51 PM (Q9VP0)

506 Maybe Kamala should get Schwarzenegger as Veep. Doug and he would have a lot in common.

Posted by: Bangin the Help at August 05, 2024 04:29 PM (1wdUl)

507 Trump cheated on 2 of his wives I think. Here's the difference. He married both of the women he was transitioning OUT of his marriage with the previous wife.

AND has NEVER said anything publicly to the negative about any of his exes.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at August 06, 2024 07:11 AM (XKj0h)

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