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Bradford Arctic.jpg

An Arctic Summer: Boring Through the Pack in Melville Bay
William Bradford

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 A R T

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

2 Brrrrr.

We had great sleeping weather last night. Mid 50s, salty sea breeze and very few hot rods cruising down the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (uRmkM)

3
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (1Nxff)

4 See Franklin Expedition.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

5 The MET

Title: An Arctic Summer: Boring Through the Pack in Melville Bay

Artist: William Bradford (American, 1823–1892)

Date: 1871

Culture: American

Medium: Oil on canvas

Dimensions: 51 3/4 x 78 in. (131.4 x 198.1 cm); framed: 60 x 86 1/2 x 4 in.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 That was just after they ate the last penguin in the Arctic.

Posted by: fd at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (vFG9F)

7 Oooooooh, me likey. Would hang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)

8 Wikipedia sez: "Melville Bay is a large bay off the coast of northwestern Greenland."

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (ZcS/g)

9 Boring!

Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (CTjQI)

10

Iceberg, Goldberg. Democrats now like global warming if it melts the Jooz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (x0n13)

11 3
No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (1Nxff)

What's that white thing then? Baby polar bear?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 09:32 AM (VoAdT)

12 Brrrrrrr

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4IgG)

13 The lads will need a bit o warmin and comfortin on a calm cold night.

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at August 07, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

14 Not really. It just had to be said.

Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:32 AM (CTjQI)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 The roof.

The roof.

The roof is on fire......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 For purposes of Arctic pack ice, a polar bear counts as a dog.

Art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (9ncHs)

18 Well worth embiggening.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (ZcS/g)

19 Global warming.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Polar bear showing what he thinks of explorers.

Posted by: huerfano at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (VGOMa)

21 What's that white thing then? Baby polar bear?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Arctic fox, I think. So kinda-sorta dog.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

22 What's that white thing then? Baby polar bear?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 09:32 AM (VoAdT)

eating a marchmellow

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

23 Bear says 'whoa, I'm outta here!'

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (ZcS/g)

24
The USS Bedford chasing Moby Dick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (1Nxff)

25 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)

26 @10 JJ, that's always been a funny joke.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (lyna3)

27
"What do we do now, Captain?"


"Wait till spring......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

28 This is a good one to embiggen. I like the addition of the polar bear for scale. Those things are massive. He looks so tiny here.

Posted by: Kris at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (EwaUh)

29 For summer looks cold as Hell
Nicely done

Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (OAaUv)

30 Where's the tophat?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (fM98q)

31 >No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
---

it's got a polar bear though

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

32 Something about cabin boys and long underwear...

Posted by: At least I think so at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (DobEs)

33 4 See Franklin Expedition.
-------
"Northwest Passage" Stan Rogers

https://tinyurl.com/yckau79t
4:49 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (i0CiB)

34 For purposes of Arctic pack ice, a polar bear counts as a dog.

Art.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


No top hats in this one, though. So still not sure it counts as art.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV)

35 Me like , would hang. Glad he painted this before the cannibalism started

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (lyna3)

36 The bear was CGI'd in later.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

37 I wouldn't call it boring, just kinda "meh."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 09:35 AM (Pijte)

38 Glad he painted this before the cannibalism started

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 09:34 AM (lyna3)



*fistbump*

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

39 According to Bradford’s journal, the ship’s crew had decided to hunt the polar bear seen in the foreground, “anxious to possess so fine a skin,” but the bear made a parting glance over its shoulder before heading for the water, managing to escape its pursuers.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:35 AM (gbOdA)

40 This has kind of Shackleton vibe, with the broken mast at right-

would hang, probably at my mountain redoubt
too wintery for my desert stronghold

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (/7KEl)

41 An Arctic Summer: Boring Through the Pack in Melville Bay

Fixed, Boomer. Skibidi Ohio.

Posted by: Overstimulated Gen Alpha kid, multitasking on three iPhones at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (ycI94)

42 the other right

Posted by: Don Black at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (/7KEl)

43 >>...but the bear made a parting glance over its shoulder before heading for the water, managing to escape its pursuers.


But, but, but, we were told polar bears can't swim!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (Pijte)

44 Baby polar bear is a nice touch.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

45 Bear says 'whoa, I'm outta here!'
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted

I thought he was going to get everyone else for an impromptu meal.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (fM98q)

46 Greenland is on my bucket list. I've always wanted to go there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)

47 When you look at that glacier at the center, and the perspective of the ship, and the polar bear in the foreground, you can almost feel the artist's struggle with capturing scale.

Posted by: red speck at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (0Id0S)

48 Not only will the cabin boys need comforting, they will need warming. It looks cold out thar.

Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (HXGNm)

49
If you look closely-

the ship's captain is wearing a top hat.


Top Hat Week is still intact!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (eDfFs)

50 But, but, but, we were told polar bears can't swim!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2024 09:36 AM (Pijte)

The ice packs last so long now the bears have forgotten how to swim.

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (gbOdA)

51 Greenland: Made of ice

Iceland: Made of green

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

52 Oh shit...the sniper in this one might be Simo Häyhä (aka The White Death".

Posted by: Military Moron at August 07, 2024 09:38 AM (ycI94)

53
White Supremacy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2024 09:38 AM (1Nxff)

54 48 Not only will the cabin boys need comforting, they will need warming. It looks cold out thar.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (HXGNm)

see 13

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:38 AM (gbOdA)

55 Not only will the cabin boys need comforting, they will need warming. It looks cold out thar.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (HXGNm)




Brokeback Boating.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

56 What's that thing lying on the snow at the far left?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

57 No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM

Well, had to get through the winter somehow. )

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (DmptV)

58 Someone's mast a' leaning on the left.

Posted by: The Commodore at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (ZsuDY)

59 56 What's that thing lying on the snow at the far left?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

A wrecked ship's mast

Posted by: Kris at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (EwaUh)

60 56 What's that thing lying on the snow at the far left?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

a mast

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

61 What's that thing lying on the snow at the far left?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)



Crow's nest from a shipwreck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

62 What's that thing lying on the snow at the far left?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024


***
Looks like the mast of the last ship that tried boring through the pack ice!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (J2vNu)

63
Not Boring With the Horde in Melville Bay > Boring Through the Pack in Melville Bay

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (eDfFs)

64 Greenland: Made of ice

Iceland: Made of green
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Notice the green tinge at the base of the foreground ice. Greenland made of green ice?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (fM98q)

65 RFK Jr. will have that bear dumped in Central Park toot sweet!

Posted by: Bike Path Bear at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (CV8a5)

66 Rum, sodomy, and a blanket for warmth.

Posted by: Pete Buttigiege at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (Y8lzz)

67 Was Melville Bay named for Herman Melville?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)

68 Being an artic explorer sucked.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (FmapG)

69 On the left, is that a mast and rigging from a previous expedition?
But I can guarantee it was not Shackleton.

Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (CTjQI)

70 Oh shit...the sniper in this one might be Simo Häyhä (aka The White Death".
Posted by: Military Moron at August 07, 2024 09:38 AM (ycI94)
---
Don't worry. You'll never see him before he gets you.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (7fElN)

71 Notice the green tinge at the base of the foreground ice. Greenland made of green ice?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (fM98q)



Alien vs. Predator

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

72 Was Melville Bay named for Herman Melville?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM (J2vNu)



That's who Hillary was named after!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

73 VINland: Lots of junked cars lying around

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (v6JzV)

74 The mast on the shore is just a lure that crafty polar bear is using to draw in other ships to investigate. Then he gets the tasty treats as they disembark.

Posted by: red speck at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (0Id0S)

75 Greenland is on my bucket list. I've always wanted to go there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)
---
I flew over it once. It's pretty impressive...just an endless expanse of ice.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (7fElN)

76 Boring!
Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (CTjQI)
-

It took me 15 seconds to read that in the voice of Joanne Worley.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (e3SEJ)

77 64 Greenland: Made of ice

Iceland: Made of green
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Notice the green tinge at the base of the foreground ice. Greenland made of green ice?
----------------
Leif Erickson named it Greenland to encourage settlement. Dittos with Vineland.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (FmapG)

78 What's that thing lying on the snow at the far left?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

a mast
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:40 AM (gbOdA)



Someone had a mastectomy in the Arctic?!?!

Is there no where to escape the trannie madness?

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (eDfFs)

79 This painting gives me a great vacation idea. Two tickets to Melville Bay...done. Chastain always likes some nice scenery to look at when I'm boring through the fudge pack.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (ycI94)

80 The polar bear knows that whatever lives in that cave will be out soon to drag that ship in like the others that have been stranded there.

Posted by: x-ray jeff at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (3vg+V)

81 I flew over it once. It's pretty impressive...just an endless expanse of ice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I have, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)

82 The Chris Plante cruise goes to Iceland next summer.

https://tinyurl.com/tbv8sjsb

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (DobEs)

83 68 Concur. I can't relate to that deathdaring adventuring spirit, at all.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (ZcS/g)

84 Painting warhammer etc I have triads of paint colors, one base, one for shadow, and one for highlight. Three brightnesses of the exact same hue.

Army Painter has produced a bunch of misnamed "triads" that are a row of six. I bought the warm white triad and I am waiting for delivery. The iceberg reminded me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (cf/0E)

85 And that ominous sky at upper left suggests the current ship had best reverse course and head back south a ways. Or batten down the hatches and be ready for a gale. ("Batten" = an older term for "fasten." It doesn't mean "fatten.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (J2vNu)

86 A R T
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
-

No!

A R T I C!

Get it straight!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (e3SEJ)

87 The Viking were in Greenland cuz of Walrus Tusks. When the price for tusks fell the Vikings left Greenland.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (FmapG)

88 Being an artic explorer sucked.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Being an Antarctic explorer sucked doubly. Arctic, yeah. You are a long way from home. Antarctic might as well be on another planet.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (o/kBd)

89 Great place to wear shorts

Posted by: Midwest university frat boys at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (iwfvr)

90 This painting gives me a great vacation idea. Two tickets to Melville Bay...done. Chastain always likes some nice scenery to look at when I'm boring through the fudge pack.
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 07, 2024 09:43 AM (ycI94)



Be vewy vewy qwiet....I'm hunting fartclam......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Someone had a mastectomy in the Arctic?!?!

Is there no where to escape the trannie madness?
Posted by: naturalfake

See!??! It's normal, and natural, and every culture had enlightened, supportive ways of dealing with it until you hateful Christo-Fascist American BIGOTS came along!!!

Posted by: Gaystapo Apologist at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (ycI94)

92 Being an artic explorer sucked.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 09:41 AM

Dear Mister President. I write to tell you of what we have found during our travels and exploration of this desolate place. I shall keep this brief good sir. In summation. This place sucks ballz sir. Good day, I hope some of us survive the journey home.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (DmptV)

93 Greenland is on my bucket list. I've always wanted to go there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)

Nobody goes there anymore....too crowded.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (AwYPR)

94 voice of Joanne Worley.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (e3SEJ)

That dates us both, BD!

Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (CTjQI)

95 Oh, Lord...thy sea is so vast and my boat is so small.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (M6moH)

96 On the left, is that a mast and rigging from a previous expedition?
But I can guarantee it was not Shackleton.
Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024


***
I think Roald Amundsen wanted to be the first to reach the North Pole. Someone beat him to it, so he shifted his target to the South Pole.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu)

97 A painting of New Trumpania

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (Xbq2K)

98 Young Horatio Nelson was said to have fought off a polar bear with a firearm when he was part of an Arctic expedition.

Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Any blue, inner-city shithole;
2. Any place that has polar bears.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (v6JzV)

99 That dates us both, BD!
Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:44 AM (CTjQI)
-

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm merely 39.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (e3SEJ)

100 ---
I flew over it once. It's pretty impressive...just an endless expanse of ice.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (7fElN)



First time I flew to England, I woke up and looked out the window. Thought we were above the clouds till I saw the fault line in the snow.

Looked up at the map and saw we were over Greenland.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

101 All of this will be Club Med, Frobisher Bay once all of this melts!!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 07, 2024 09:47 AM (i0CiB)

102 88 Jobs in Antarctica, about 3000/yr:
usap.gov/jobsandopportunities

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:47 AM (ZcS/g)

103 The SS Kamala.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 09:47 AM (DmptV)

104 96 I think Roald Amundsen wanted to be the first to reach the North Pole. Someone beat him to it, so he shifted his target to the South Pole.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu)


"Scott of the Antarctic"


AN Irving C. Saltzberg film! (Monty Python)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2024 09:47 AM (x0n13)

105 voice of Joanne Worley.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (e3SEJ)
*
That dates us both, BD!
Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024


***
Little Old Man (shuffling up and sitting on a park bench next tp The Spinster): Do you believe in the Hereafter?

Spinster: Of course!

Little Old Man (leering): Then you know what I'm here after!

(Spinster clocks him with her purse)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu)

106

What's brown, sounds like a bell and never decomposes in the arctic?

Posted by: Elderly Git at August 07, 2024 09:48 AM (zB9nf)

107 Seems fitting, but the ice isn't cooperating.



https://youtu.be/lHXZ0eWDpoc

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

108 Col. Sanders: "Here, chicky, chicky, chicky . . .!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (J2vNu)

109 Greenland is on my bucket list. I've always wanted to go there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


What's funny?
Greenland = no green
Iceland = no ice

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (o/kBd)

110 Young Horatio Nelson was said to have fought off a polar bear with a firearm when he was part of an Arctic expedition.
-------
I had to!

The f#cker grabbed one of my duelling pistols!

Posted by: zombie lord horatio nelson at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (i0CiB)

111 Maybe someone on the boat is wearing a top hat?

Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (4780s)

112 Late to the party, but no penguins, thus NOT art!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (hOUT3)

113 Takes a pretty strong constitution to take a wooden ship and plow through ice until you either get stuck, or get to the proverbial "other side."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (Q4IgG)

114 Maybe someone on the boat is wearing a top hat?
Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (4780s)




HA! Fag!

Posted by: The Ship's Crew at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

115 I had to!

The f#cker grabbed one of my duelling pistols!
Posted by: zombie lord horatio nelson at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (i0CiB)

He has more right to bear arms, than you do, buddy!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (VoAdT)

116 Little Old Man (shuffling up and sitting on a park bench next tp The Spinster): Do you believe in the Hereafter?

Spinster: Of course!

Little Old Man (leering): Then you know what I'm here after!

(Spinster clocks him with her purse)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


Someone has been watching Artie Johnson and Ruth Buzzie on Rowan & Martin's Luagh In.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (o/kBd)

117 "Antarctica: A Year on Ice" (2013) Pretty good documentary about working in Antarctica. All kinds of jobs, not just eggheads:
youtube.com/watch?v=5F6ioNCUe9I

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (ZcS/g)

118 Bradford beautifully captures the sky and water of an frigid terrain. His use of color and perspective puts the magnitude of what the ship is attempting to do. There is also the danger of sailing in the arctic by the broken mast in the ice. The polar bear shows just how massive the ice and land are compared to the efforts of the sailors. The painting is realistic and accurate enough to make this clear to any viewer. Bradford included all the elements and style to make this such an effective painting. It doesn't hurt that I find scenes like this interesting.

It's worth checking out his other works. He also did some impressive photography for that time.

Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2024 09:51 AM (zudum)

119 Late to the party, but no penguins, thus NOT art!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at August 07, 2024 09:50 AM (hOUT3)




Seems we've found the Big Penguin mole......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

120 What's brown, sounds like a bell and never decomposes in the arctic?
Posted by: Elderly Git at August 07, 2024 09:48 AM (zB9nf)

African Mozart?

Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:51 AM (CTjQI)

121 94 voice of Joanne Worley.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (e3SEJ

She was on an episode of 'Jessie' on Disney Channel several years back before Disney turned to shit that ate the vomit of more disgusting shit.

Posted by: Stateless at August 07, 2024 09:51 AM (jvJvP)

122 Being an Antarctic explorer sucked doubly. Arctic, yeah. You are a long way from home. Antarctic might as well be on another planet.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024


***
Antarctic is colder (the average elevation of the continent is pretty high), the seasons are reversed from the Northern Hemisphere, and the nearest land, the tips of South America and Africa, is still a long ways away. Very alien.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:52 AM (J2vNu)

123 We had great sleeping weather last night. Mid 50s, salty sea breeze and very few hot rods cruising down the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (uRmkM)


First time in a month I haven't needed the air conditioner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2024 09:52 AM (Q0kLU)

124 Oh, Lord...thy sea is so vast and my boat is so small.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2024 09:46 AM (M6moH)
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You ain't seen nothing yet:

https://tinyurl.com/4yn86cub

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:52 AM (e3SEJ)

125
When I was

If Shapiro remains a Democrat then he's a pussy fag with no self respect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 09:53 AM (rjlYr)

126 Nassau County lawmakers approve bill to ban masks in public
 
 https://tinyurl.com/2j38uszt


I'm so old, I can remember when you could go to jail for NOT wearing a mask into the bank.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 09:53 AM (o/kBd)

127 That was weird. Reposting:


When I was a young dude, I was aggressively recruited by a big shot Mason. I was interested at first, til he told me that Jews are cut off from further advancement at some degree or other, unless they renounce the faith. I think somewhere in the upper teens, if memory serves. Anyway, that was the end of those discussions for me. Cool guy, and he helped me with some important problems, but I couldn't go that far with him.

If Shapiro remains a Democrat then he's a pussy fag with no self respect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (rjlYr)

128 If Shapiro remains a Democrat then he's a pussy fag with no self respect.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 09:53 AM (rjlYr)
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RATED: TRUE

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (e3SEJ)

129 It took me 15 seconds to read that in the voice of Joanne Worley.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 09:42 AM (e3SEJ)


Or Alan Sues.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (Q0kLU)

130
Someone has been watching Artie Johnson and Ruth Buzzie on Rowan & Martin's Luagh In.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024


***
During the Sniffle Scare, the Decades Channel was running an episode 5 nights a week at 6 pm. I was surprised to find that, though a lot of the humor had dated, a lot was still funny. See my quote of "Col. Sanders" at 108; I giggled hysterically at that.

And they also wrote, choreographed, and performed at least one original song (a la Broadway musicals) in each episode. Each week. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:55 AM (J2vNu)

131 My wife works does accounting IT for a federal contractor. One of the guys on her team had to go down to McMurdo Sound to accompany a shipment of equipment and supplies to the US scientific station down there, to document it as it got off-loaded.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV)

132 127 If Shapiro remains a Democrat then he's a pussy fag with no self respect.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (rjlYr)

=======

Counter:

He's a politician. It's all but a guarantee that he's already a pussy fag with no self-respect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 09:56 AM (GBKbO)

133 We had great sleeping weather last night. Mid 50s, salty sea breeze and very few hot rods cruising down the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024
*
First time in a month I haven't needed the air conditioner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2024


***
I might be able to announce that in November.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)

134 Or Alan Sues.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (Q0kLU)

too much medicine last night !

Posted by: RI Red at August 07, 2024 09:57 AM (CTjQI)

135 ***
I might be able to announce that in November.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)



Truedat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

136 I heard that Keir Starmer was a prosecutor at Rotherford but haven't done some horrifying deep dive yet.

We just watched a succession of PMs get completely obliterated one after another, but if karma comes for Starmer, he will make the others look mild.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (cf/0E)

137 Catturd ™
@catturd2
·
1h
David Hogg doesn't know how to change a tire

Quote
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
·
13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

138 What's funny?
Greenland = no green
Iceland = no ice
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 09:49 AM (o/kBd)


Driveway - for parking
Parkway - for driving

(H/T to Steven Wright)

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (RhGG0)

139 My brother used to refer to a certain deceased Supreme Court justice as "Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)

140 The world would be a better place, were penguins introduced in every nation, clime, and culture.

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at August 07, 2024 09:59 AM (CV8a5)

141 Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Any blue, inner-city shithole;
2. Any place that has polar bears.


NOOO!!! All you need is some spray and tinkling bells to ward off the bears and gang members, who are in no way enraged and murderous unpredictable wild animals. Leave your .44 magnums loaded with 300 grain Buffalo Bore super hot ammunition at home. Defending yourself adequately is illegal.

Posted by: US Park Service at August 07, 2024 09:59 AM (ZsuDY)

142 "Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?"

AAA FTW.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 09:59 AM (ZcS/g)

143 The 500 yr old Greenland shark is next to the ship, a relatively young 350

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 09:59 AM (lyna3)

144 We had great sleeping weather last night. Mid 50s, salty sea breeze and very few hot rods cruising down the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 07, 2024 09:31 AM (uRmkM)

First time in a month I haven't needed the air conditioner.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Lucky you guys. We still have three months of AC.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 09:59 AM (o/kBd)

145 >If Shapiro remains a Democrat then he's a pussy fag with no self respect.

That statement works for both Shapiros.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 09:59 AM (cf/0E)

146 Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA)



Tim Walz would set it on fire and put his wife's face in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2024 10:00 AM (x0n13)

147 Don’t eat the liver!

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:00 AM (Z1jJH)

148 When I was a young dude, I was aggressively recruited by a big shot Mason. I was interested at first, til he told me that Jews are cut off from further advancement at some degree or other, unless they renounce the faith.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (rjlYr)
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This is definitely possible for denominational masons, from Scottish Rite, York Rite, Templar and others.

Are you sure this guy was not a member of such a lodge? Or was he just a Christian espousing his beliefs, even though they aren't (supposed to be) relevant in a standard Mason lodge?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:00 AM (e3SEJ)

149 That statement works for both Shapiros.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

But what about Abbie's rack?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:01 AM (v6JzV)

150 If any Mason recruits you, or says anything beyond "if you ever decide to join, come see me," he is betraying a secret oath. Reckon him accordingly. No real Mason will ever invite you in.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL)

151 They will make holy relics out of the fingernails that Ruth Bader Ginsberg left in the bench, as they pulled her body away.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (cf/0E)

152 We run AC year round. Even in winter we'll have a few days each month that are hot. Living here, I've decided I hate summer now.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (4bYb7)

153 David Hogg
@davidhogg111
·
13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA)



No love for AAA?


What a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

154 VIA been heard from? He's near Charleston.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (AwYPR)

155 Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA)


What is with Hoggo's weird obsession with vice-presidents and car maintenance? First oil changes, now tires. And what makes him think a useless social studies teacher like Walz would have any particular skills in that arena?

Posted by: spindrift at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (OguvZ)

156 Are you sure this guy was not a member of such a lodge? Or was he just a Christian espousing his beliefs, even though they aren't (supposed to be) relevant in a standard Mason lodge?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:00 AM

Scottish Rite

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 10:03 AM (rjlYr)

157 Alan Sues was the finest sportscaster in history. Made Cosell, Schenkel, Gowdy, Michaels, seem like rank amateurs.

Posted by: Special Ed at August 07, 2024 10:03 AM (CV8a5)

158 What's brown, sounds like a bell and never decomposes in the arctic?
Posted by: Elderly Git at August 07, 2024 09:48 AM

Kamala.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 07, 2024 10:03 AM (DmptV)

159 My brother used to refer to a certain deceased Supreme Court justice as "Ruth Buzzy Ginsberg."
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Hits Justice Thomas with her handbag!

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 07, 2024 10:03 AM (i0CiB)

160 No real Mason will ever invite you in.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL)
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I remember an episode where Perry asked a client to step into his office.

So what are you implying?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (e3SEJ)

161 Good news, everyone!

Acyn
@Acyn
Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

162 What I look for in a VP candidate.


Do I want him to change my tire.........


What a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

163 Acyn
@Acyn
Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl)




Now SUCK THE TRANNY DICK!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

164 Scottish Rite
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 10:03 AM (rjlYr)
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Christians being Christians. He was correct, AFAIK.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:05 AM (e3SEJ)

165 Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Any blue, inner-city shithole;
2. Any place that has polar bears.



Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Inside your home.
2. Outside of your home.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:05 AM (o/kBd)

166 Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Inside your home.
2. Outside of your home.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:05 AM (o/kBd)



This.

Thread winner.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)

167 I thought the secret phrase was "are y'all traveling men?".

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 10:06 AM (4bYb7)

168 Trademark infringement!

You will be hearing from my attorneys.

Posted by: Elon Musk at August 07, 2024 10:06 AM (w9Wax)

169 Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.



Now do gun ownership you fucking putz.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:06 AM (o/kBd)

170 150 If any Mason recruits you, or says anything beyond "if you ever decide to join, come see me," he is betraying a secret oath. Reckon him accordingly. No real Mason will ever invite you in.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL
True, in addition, the Blue Lodge consisting of the first three degrees, is the heart of Freemasonry.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:06 AM (Z1jJH)

171 I suppose this was painted before Bradford got into the much more lucrative commemorative plate game.

Turned out just one Princess Diana Memorial Tribute production run generated like 50 times the profit of a painting of a boat stuck in the ice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (WBQfF)

172 Reckless radical!

“On day one I will sign a new Executive Order to cut federal funding for any school pushing critical race theory, transgender insanity, and other inappropriate racial, sexual, or political content on our children.

“I will eliminate all diversity, equity, and inclusion programs across the entire federal government.

“And I will direct the DOJ to pursue civil rights claims against any school or university that engages in racism rather than making decisions based on merit.

“I will keep men out of women’s sports … and I will ask Congress to send a bill to my desk prohibiting child sexual mutilation in all 50 states.“Can you imagine you have to put that down as a platform? That you are going to stop child sexual mutilation? Who would think you would ever have to say a thing like that?
“I will fire the rogue bureaucrats who have weaponized the justice system, starting with every corrupt official who has targeted
“I’m also going to take aggressive action to reclaim our system of higher education. It’s a system right now of the Marxist left, and we’re not going to have it any longer. When I’m your President, these communists, fascists, and others

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (L/fGl)

173 Brrrr! Colder than a well digger's ass in the Klondike.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (pohLc)

174 161 Good news, everyone!

Acyn
@Acyn
Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

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Can I keep all of my paycheck?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

175 Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn burn down your neighbor's business.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl)


I love the smell of burning tires in the morning.

Posted by: Tim Walz at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (OguvZ)

176 If any Mason recruits you, or says anything beyond "if you ever decide to join, come see me," he is betraying a secret oath. Reckon him accordingly. No real Mason will ever invite you in.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL)

I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me. Or one that wouldn't.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (puj26)

177 Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Inside your home.
2. Outside of your home.
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On top of home!

Posted by: rooftop koreans at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (i0CiB)

178 >>Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

I thought the golden rule in Minnesota was take the shot or lose your job.

Did anyone vet this dipshit?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (LkLld)

179 AP: Hamas says it has chosen Yahya Sinwar, mastermind of the Oct. 7 attacks, as its new leader

Netanyahu is a jackass. The attack against Hezbollah was understandable, but the killing of Haniyeh, involved in negotiations for a ceasefire and hostage release, was a direct effort to sabotage that effort. It would be really helpful if Israel would call a vote of no confidence against Netanyahu with a replacement.

He's a Putin level Despot. This is beyond the barbarism of 10/7 and hopefully Israelis can see through this sociopath's actions he is leading them down an ever more blood riddled path for his own self preservation.

In a post about one living despot replacing another dead despot, is this all that comes to mind? It would really be helpful that the knee jerk reaction to Sinwar being appointed leader of the most notorious terrorist regime in the world would have something to do with the most notorious regime in the world.

The deflection is astounding. I'm reading this thread in disbelief. Moderates in Hamas? Israel criticized for killing Palestinians instead of Hamas. Now they killed a Hamas leader and they're still being criticized?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (ycI94)

180 I love the smell of burning tires in the morning.
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (OguvZ)
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2020 was a Goodyear.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (e3SEJ)

181 ========

Can I keep all of my paycheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)



That is not a choice you have.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

182 Acyn
@Acyn
Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

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That's pretty rich.

From a guy who used COVID as an excuse for the government to lord its total authority over every facet of its subjects' lives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (WBQfF)

183 When I was a young dude, I was aggressively recruited by a big shot Mason. I was interested at first, til he told me that Jews are cut off from further advancement at some degree or other, unless they renounce the faith.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2024 09:54 AM (rjlYr)
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This is definitely possible for denominational masons, from Scottish Rite, York Rite, Templar and others.

Are you sure this guy was not a member of such a lodge? Or was he just a Christian espousing his beliefs, even though they aren't (supposed to be) relevant in a standard Mason lodge?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey


I was in DeMolay. That was expensive. I couldn't afford to be a Mason.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (o/kBd)

184 He's a Putin level Despot. This is beyond the barbarism of 10/7 and hopefully Israelis can see through this sociopath's actions he is leading them down an ever more blood riddled path for his own self preservation.




It's almost like they think Israel has never been attacked by Hamas ever before in the history of ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

185 179 The deflection is astounding. I'm reading this thread in disbelief. Moderates in Hamas? Israel criticized for killing Palestinians instead of Hamas. Now they killed a Hamas leader and they're still being criticized?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (ycI94)

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Welcome to Intersectionality, bigot.

Now sit down, shut up, and accept that you're a second class citizen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (GBKbO)

186 The dog is inside the bear.

The dog is inside the bear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (yuVjX)

187 I wouldn't want to be part of any club that would have me. Or one that wouldn't.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (puj26)
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Correct but I think the majority of Masonic lodges are not denominational. They do have minimum universal belief requirements but that's where it's supposed to end.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (e3SEJ)

188 181 Can I keep all of my paycheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)


That is not a choice you have.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

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I thought that was minding my own business!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (GBKbO)

189 Walz: Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

Cool...so why do you support so much gun control legislation again?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (ycI94)

190 Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl)

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Can I keep all of my paycheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

Can I use a plastic straw? Can I vote Republican? Can I buy a gas stove? Can I be near DC? Can I be allowed inside at 3am on Election Night? Can I concealed carry? Can I pray wherever I want to?

Mind your own business my ass. Everyone becomes a conservative in an election year.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (puj26)

191 Quote
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
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13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA

Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

192 177 Two places where you definitely need a firearm:
1. Inside your home.
2. Outside of your home.
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On top of home!
Posted by: rooftop koreans at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (i0CiB)


Flat roofs only.

Posted by: The Secret Service at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (PiwSw)

193 Moderate centrist.

Here's Kamala's running mate saying he's so pro-abortion that "Nancy Pelosi asked me if I should tone it down"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (L/fGl)

194
That's pretty rich.

From a guy who used COVID as an excuse for the government to lord its total authority over every facet of its subjects' lives.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (WBQfF)



He executed 100 executive orders during Covid. He's a tyrant.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

195 190 Mind your own business my ass. Everyone becomes a conservative in an election year.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (puj26)

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"I don't get it."
-Sherrod Brown

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (GBKbO)

196
Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)



Harvard should be proud of what they're churning out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

197 I was in DeMolay. That was expensive. I couldn't afford to be a Mason.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (o/kBd)
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Someone's gotta pay for the upkeep and the food!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (e3SEJ)

198 It's a cool and cloudy day here in the city of God's Good Will. 65° now and high of low 70s. All windows open and whole house fan sucking this good shit in.

Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2024 10:13 AM (4780s)

199 VIA been heard from? He's near Charleston.
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (AwYPR)


I just checked on him. Either he's OK, or someone has his phone and wants me to believe he's OK. I may have to take a trip down to the Lowcountry just to be sure.

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (RhGG0)

200 =======

I thought that was minding my own business!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (GBKbO)




Businesses are evil and must be taxed to oblivion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

201 Under Walz's socialism you have complete freedom to live your life the way the Ruling Class dictates.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (WBQfF)

202 Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.
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LOL I just realized what that quote says.

Their rule is they can do whatever they want and YOU have to mind your business.

LMAO. Dumbfuck libs, all the same.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (puj26)

203 191 Quote
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
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13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA

Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

Wait... is he actually trying to say he'd rather it be Vance?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (VoAdT)

204 Can I keep all of my paycheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)

That is not a choice you have.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

No, see, I gold all the money, but it's still yours, see? If you need something, just let me know, and I'll take care of you, bitch. You can trust me, I got your back!

Posted by: What Governor Walz and Pimps have in common at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (ycI94)

205 Talking about exploring far away places...

Any word on when the NASA astronauts will be able to return home? I'm seeing a bunch of conflicting information from the agency and an apparent inability to resolve their multiple issues with the Boeing Starliner capsule.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (Q4IgG)

206 199 VIA been heard from? He's near Charleston.
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:02 AM (AwYPR)

I just checked on him. Either he's OK, or someone has his phone and wants me to believe he's OK. I may have to take a trip down to the Lowcountry just to be sure.
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (RhGG0)

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We're still members of the Facebook group of our old neighborhood in Mount Pleasant, and we're waiting for pictures of flooding.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (GBKbO)

207 Can I keep all of my paycheck?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:07 AM (GBKbO)
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YES YOU CAN!

However, if you cash it in...

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (e3SEJ)

208 I may have to take a trip down to the Lowcountry just to be sure.

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (RhGG0)

Shrimp & Grits for the win!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1)

209 198 Five nice days in a row forecast for N IL. Time to tend to outdoor chores. But I'll just sit here and slack off.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (ZcS/g)

210 Later, peeps. Gotta go mow the back yar...er, weeds.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)

211 Alan Sues was the finest sportscaster in history. Made Cosell, Schenkel, Gowdy, Michaels, seem like rank amateurs.

Uncle Al, the kiddies' pal!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (Q0kLU)

212 It's a cool and cloudy day here in the city of God's Good Will. 65° now and high of low 70s. All windows open and whole house fan sucking this good shit in.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 07, 2024 10:13 AM (4780s)



It's said to be 104 today and 106 tomorrow in NTX.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

213 208 I may have to take a trip down to the Lowcountry just to be sure.

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (RhGG0)

Shrimp & Grits for the win!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1)

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I still hate not living there anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

214 197 I was in DeMolay. That was expensive. I couldn't afford to be a Mason.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM (o/kBd)
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Someone's gotta pay for the upkeep and the food!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (e3SEJ)
Freemasons started the Texas education system. Gov. M.B. Lamar

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (Z1jJH)

215 From a guy who used COVID as an excuse for the government to lord its total authority over every facet of its subjects' lives.
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Schoolyard rulz. Hand over the lunch money, or else.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (WCgT6)

216 Freemasons started the Texas education system. Gov. M.B. Lamar
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (Z1jJH)
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That's Hedley!

Schmucks!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (e3SEJ)

217 163 Acyn
@Acyn
Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:04 AM (L/fGl)



Now SUCK THE TRANNY DICK!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Also, call us if you see anyone outside without a mask on!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (KbCG3)

218 I love the smell of burning tires in the morning.
Posted by: Tim Walz at August 07, 2024 10:08 AM (OguvZ)
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2020 was a Goodyear.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:09 AM


In my day, a burning tire was a Firestone.

Posted by: zombie Fred Flintstone at August 07, 2024 10:17 AM (yuVjX)

219 205 Ars Technica has some stuff about the docked capsule not having auto-undock software. Somebody needs to be inside to push a button or something.

Defund the ISS. It's a giant waste of money.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:17 AM (ZcS/g)

220 The painting is competent but jejune.

Would hang in the bathroom of the pool house.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 10:18 AM (XV/Pl)

221 From last thread, the DU flabbergasted comment of, "Why are they putting tampons in boys bathrooms in high schools?"

The response of, "Those mid-transition need them!"

How many minors are being transitioned again?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

222 In my day, a burning tire was a Firestone.
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Doesn't beat a burning bush.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:18 AM (FmapG)

223
Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

Is there any other kind of Hogg tweet?

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2024 10:18 AM (j4U/Z)

224 I may have to take a trip down to the Lowcountry just to be sure.

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:14 AM (RhGG0)

Shrimp & Grits for the win!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1)


It's almost like you know me!

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:18 AM (RhGG0)

225 If Hogg is stuck on the side of the road, he'll have to show some leg before someone comes to change his tire.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (cf/0E)

226 Defund the ISS. It's a giant waste of money.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:17 AM (ZcS/g)
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Think of the onboard crime rate increase!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (e3SEJ)

227 @219

>>Defund the ISS. It's a giant waste of money.

I would not be surprised to find out it's a vehicle for international money laundering.

Sort of a Ukraine in Space.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (XV/Pl)

228 Doesn't beat a burning bush.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:18 AM (FmapG)



Unless it's herpes........

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

229 Is the stupid scale still the Kohn , or the Hogg? I suppose we could use Kohn for women and Hogg for men

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (lyna3)

230 Shrimp & Grits for the win!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 07, 2024 10:15 AM (d9fT1)


I wish I weren't working. I could go for some shrimp scampi right about now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (Q0kLU)

231 The deflection is astounding. I'm reading this thread in disbelief. Moderates in Hamas? Israel criticized for killing Palestinians instead of Hamas. Now they killed a Hamas leader and they're still being criticized?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Robert Zimmerman commented on this some time ago.

https://is.gd/AMHugW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (L/fGl)

232 I hope the Brass Mule in Mount Pleasant is ok. If it’s still there that is.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (Z1jJH)

233 I would not be surprised to find out it's a vehicle for international money laundering.

Sort of a Ukraine in Space.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (FmapG)

234 191 Quote
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
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13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA

Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

I don't need anyone to show up if I experience a blown tire. Nor does any man that doesn't sit down when they pee.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:20 AM (N39Ws)

235 225 If Hogg is stuck on the side of the road, he'll have to show some leg before someone comes to change his tire.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (cf/0E)

"I'll help you but for the love of all that is holy, please stop crying."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:20 AM (KbCG3)

236 Is the stupid scale still the Kohn , or the Hogg? I suppose we could use Kohn for women and Hogg for men
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (lyna3)



A Hogg is a metric Kohn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

237 231 The deflection is astounding. I'm reading this thread in disbelief. Moderates in Hamas? Israel criticized for killing Palestinians instead of Hamas. Now they killed a Hamas leader and they're still being criticized?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Robert Zimmerman commented on this some time ago.

https://is.gd/AMHugW
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (L/fGl)

There are moderates in Hamas? Sure. Probably the same number of innocents too. Zero.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:21 AM (N39Ws)

238 So there's been a visual confirmation of who the "Secret Service" shooter probably was. Likely firing suppressed from a window just below the tranny. It's all over twitter. SS costume but not uniform, visible tattoos on forearm (apparently that's a no-no for actual SS agents), and outside of the perimeter hanging out in the building.

Oh, and apparently flashes were captured on video in the darkness inside the window during the event.

Posted by: If Moron Robbie had wanted to watch trannies abuse kids he'd go to a kindergarten at August 07, 2024 10:21 AM (jTYq3)

239 Doesn't beat a burning bush.

There's always the back door, IYKWIM. . .

Posted by: Hope Solo's Globetrotting Squeakhole at August 07, 2024 10:21 AM (Q0kLU)

240 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 13m
🚨Biden has been forcing Veterans to pay back tens of thousands of dollars in disability and separation payments

This is forcing some disabled and senior Veterans into poverty

How the hell is this happening?!

Where is Congress to stop it!!

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 11m
Why is Biden trying to bankrupt our Veterans?

Is it because they mostly vote Republican?

“Nobody realizes that they are doing this to so many people,” said Vernon Reffitt, who was recently told to repay the $30,000 he got to leave the Army more than 30 years ago.

The clawbacks have thrown many veterans into sudden hardship. One said it would take him nearly 15 years to pay back what he owes. Another said he has to cut out expenses that are not a necessity, as his wife, who works full-time, is considering taking on another job to make ends meet.

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs said it had to recoup special separation payments from more than 17,000 veterans in the 2018 fiscal year — the highest annual amount so far. That total swelled from about 12,400 the previous year, although it’s unclear why.

Source: cnbc.com/2024/08/03/more-tha...

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 07, 2024 10:21 AM (i0CiB)

241 Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024

And why the assumption that Vance doesn't know how to change a tire?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (VeXPe)

242 160 No real Mason will ever invite you in.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:01 AM (zdLoL)
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I remember an episode where Perry asked a client to step into his office.

So what are you implying?
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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You have to ask to join Masonry. You are not recruited. And, you join at the bottom. The more esoteric branches (York and Scottish) require that you be a 3rd Degree Mason to start and join those branches. Many never join either.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (qdbNv)

243 Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

Is there any other kind of Hogg tweet?
Posted by: Auspex

The man is a Harvard graduate!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (L/fGl)

244 > I would not be surprised to find out it's a vehicle for international money laundering.
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The 40 billion dollar price tag so far for the new Artemis lunar program (which encompasses the SLS rocket) already amounts to nearly one fourth of the 200 billion dollar inflation adjusted cost of the entire Apollo program.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (Q4IgG)

245 229 Is the stupid scale still the Kohn , or the Hogg? I suppose we could use Kohn for women and Hogg for men
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 10:19 AM (lyna3)

The Kohn is the Systeme Internationale unit for raw stupidity. The Hogg is a measurement of vapidity.

One Hogg equals 4.26 milliKohns per square Krassenstein.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (VoAdT)

246 Unburdened by the post, I have a nice fat pork loin on the smoker this morning.

FWP, two of my four temperature probes seem to be malfing. The show 154F constantly.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (aD39U)

247 And why the assumption that Vance doesn't know how to change a tire?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (VeXPe)

Yes because Walz wants you to think he's the regular folksy guy and Vance is the elitist Yale Graduate

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (IyPmt)

248 Idiot Westerners have been looking for moderates in the Islamic world for centuries. A moderate in the Islamic world is someone who smiles while the jihadis kill the infidels

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (lyna3)

249 Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024



That was the 4th or 5th attempt.

The others came out as "if you're on the side of the road blowing a dude, who do you want it to be?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

250 I like the sunrise or sunset in the painting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (VeXPe)

251 You have to ask to join Masonry. You are not recruited. And, you join at the bottom. The more esoteric branches (York and Scottish) require that you be a 3rd Degree Mason to start and join those branches. Many never join either.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (qdbNv)
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Yes, I know. Thanks.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (e3SEJ)

252 197 I was in DeMolay. That was expensive. I couldn't afford to be a Mason.
Posted by: rickb223
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Heh. So was I. And ditto. Actually had the petition to join and two sponsors to become a Mason but never went through with it. Lazy I guess and cheap.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (qdbNv)

253 Walz: In Minnesota we respect our neighbors and their personal choices that they make. Even if we wouldn't make the same choice for ourselves, there's a golden rule, mind your own damn business.

***
Talks a good game, don't he?

Posted by: Old Codger Wise in the Ways of Politicos at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (J2vNu)

254 241 Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024

And why the assumption that Vance doesn't know how to change a tire?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (VeXPe)

Because the MN gov is so folksy!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (9mfKN)

255 Doesn't beat a burning bush.

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She's already lost her primary! Isn't that enough?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (L/fGl)

256 I still hate not living there anymore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)

You moved to Rock Hill?/ Fort Mill?....can't remember.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

257 Vance: Served in Iraq

Walz: Quit when told he'd need to go to Iraq


Who's not qualified to change a tire?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

258 256 You moved to Rock Hill?/ Fort Mill?....can't remember.
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

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Outside of Charlotte, so near there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

259 The Democrat ticket is as authentic as having John Wayne Gacy as the clown at your kid's birthday party.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at August 07, 2024 10:26 AM (Da7Vv)

260 Talks a good game, don't he?
Posted by: Old Codger
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Actions speak louder than purty words. His snitch program on Covid is simply one counter example along with his transing support for kids with or without parental involvement.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:26 AM (qdbNv)

261 Yes because Walz wants you to think he's the regular folksy guy and Vance is the elitist Yale Graduate
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024


***
Somehow I think Vance would be capable of doing his own brake jobs as well as oil changes. Certainly he could field-strip his 1911.

Posted by: Old Codger Wise in the Ways of Politicos at August 07, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

262 "You know, Governor, they're right. You really are quite folksy."

"Why thank you, sir. That's so kind."

"I HATE FOLKSY."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:26 AM (VoAdT)

263 Talks a good game, don't he?
Posted by: Old Codger
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Gaslighters, the whole lot of 'em!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (e3SEJ)

264 259 The Democrat ticket is as authentic as having John Wayne Gacy as the clown at your kid's birthday party.
Posted by: An Observation
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Democrats aim to kill wholesale, Gacy was retail.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (qdbNv)

265 I can’t even get black twitch streamers to collab if I offer to pay them!

Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (Y8lzz)

266 A Hogg is a metric Kohn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)



A kiloKohn.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (aD39U)

267 Outside of Charlotte, so near there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

Still in SC?

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (AwYPR)

268 258 256 You moved to Rock Hill?/ Fort Mill?....can't remember.
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

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Outside of Charlotte, so near there.
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Have you bothered to drive up to Lexington and taste the best BBQ in the world?

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (FmapG)

269 "You know, Governor, they're right. You really are quite folksy."

"Why thank you, sir. That's so kind."

"I HATE FOLKSY."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:26 AM (VoAdT)




Folksy is the polite way of saying 'does anal on the regular.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

270 258
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

TJM -
If you are ever up for some NC culture, check out Sims BBQ up in Granite Falls. Probably 1hr north of where you are.

https://tinyurl.com/4rh43bb6

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (N39Ws)

271 267 Outside of Charlotte, so near there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

Still in SC?
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (AwYPR)

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No. I had to change my driver's license and everything. Worst experience ever.

Ever!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

272 AP Reporter Says The Kamala Honeymoon Is Coming to an End

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Yeah, any day now the media will become fair and balanced.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

273 Masonism is creepy. All secret societies are, really.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

274 ----------------
Have you bothered to drive up to Lexington and taste the best BBQ in the world?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (FmapG)



That shit Carolina calls sauce is blasphemic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

275 Tim Caine 2.0

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (cf/0E)

276 Information is a bit hard to find.

The rumor control is, Starliner does not have "autonomous" software allowing for an uncrewed un-docking and re-entry.

They are concerned about test firing thrusters when attached to the ISS. This is not optimal, because of theoretical problems. What if a thruster sticks, or goes boom? That type of planning contingencies.

An autonomous undocking, if there is a problem, there is a risk that the Starliner capsule could hit the ISS. That kind of thing.

What I want to know, did they bring enough food and smokes for a 3 month stay on a scheduled 1 week mission?

Posted by: Somebody With Pretty Fair Advice Along The Way at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (kJP+I)

277 name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume and tattoos and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (jTYq3)

278 Hellhole Swamp is nice this time of year. remember.
Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:24 AM (AwYPR)

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:29 AM (Z1jJH)

279 273 Masonism is creepy. All secret societies are, really.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

Husband is a Mason.. Actually a Shriner and it's not particularly creepy

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:29 AM (IyPmt)

280 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Some cool art today. Nice!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 10:29 AM (W/lyH)

281 Have you bothered to drive up to Lexington and taste the best BBQ in the world?
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (FmapG)

TJM -
If you are ever up for some NC culture, check out Sims BBQ up in Granite Falls. Probably 1hr north of where you are.

https://tinyurl.com/4rh43bb6
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (N39Ws)

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I will eat BBQ, I swear! We're a bit in the boonies, so we've just hit a few places like in Matthews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

282 The man is a Harvard graduate!

I graduated from William and Mary!

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at August 07, 2024 10:29 AM (Q0kLU)

283 That shit Carolina calls sauce is blasphemic.
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You need to be put down or have a Jesus moment.

Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (FmapG)

284 238
I saw that video! Incredible. Even more confirmation that the Almighty turned Trump's head at the exact perfect time. A true miracle.

Posted by: jmel at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (RWHIh)

285 That shit Carolina calls sauce is blasphemic.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

There's more than one...and stay in your lane!

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (AwYPR)

286 And why the assumption that Vance doesn't know how to change a tire?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (VeXPe)

Why the sudden reverence for the supposed qualities of masculinity in a man?

Oh yeah it's an election year.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (puj26)

287 Did you know that a drooling radical who can't shut a riot down and killed 1000s of folks in nursing homes can "appeal to Middle America" because he governs a fly-over state?

You guys like Tampon Tim; I prefer grandma-killer Tim.

It's not as clever, but it's the first time we got one of these nursing home killer assholes on a public stage!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (krQz2)

288 Masonism is creepy. All secret societies are, really.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)
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Masons bother me less than the other ones. Or at least they should bother me less.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (e3SEJ)

289 No real people are actually folksy. Folksy is a myth. There's no such thing as folksy. It's a thing charlatans say to convince the toothless that their latest wretched footpad du jour is "just one of you plain simple salt of the earth folks".

Go folk yourself.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (VoAdT)

290 274 That shit Carolina calls sauce is blasphemic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

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The vinegar stuff, or the mustard stuff?

We're big fans of the mustard stuff. Junior equates the mustard sauce with BBQ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

291 Folksy: Will Rogers.
Not folksy: David Cross.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (ZcS/g)

292 Ilhan Omar Elated with Harris’s Walz Veep Selection: ‘Let’s Go’

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Happy days are here again!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (L/fGl)

293 And why the assumption that Vance doesn't know how to change a tire?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:22 AM (VeXPe)
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Duh. Cause he's a hillbilly.

Only city folks know how to fix cars!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (krQz2)

294 Who would you rather have change your tire- the Marine that deployed but didn't see combat or the National Guard member that quit when he found out he was being deployed?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (dDSBl)

295 1871 painting from marine painter William Bradford following his eight expeditions to the Arctic. As with other paintings featured this week, it's an attractive, well done painting BUT I doubt icebergs actually sit next to dry land like that. If so, they'd be at risk of quickly coming down. And the crew's odds killing the polar bear to eat would also not be in their favor. (An ill prepared crew it would seem.)

Space at a premium so would pass hanging, but thank you. In keeping with certain political moods, we could be looking at Man Proposes, God Disposes.



Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (NFX2v)

296 ------------
You need to be put down or have a Jesus moment.
Posted by: Pudinhead at August 07, 2024 10:30 AM (FmapG)



Even Jesus would admit mistakes were made......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

297 Ilhan Omar Elated with Harris’s Walz Veep Selection: ‘Let’s Go’


Wish she would go right back to Somalia

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (IyPmt)

298 Folksy is the polite way of saying 'does anal on the regular.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

...and this is what I drop in on. Of course.

Posted by: Cannibal BOB at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (mAAeV)

299 Masonism is creepy. All secret societies are, really.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)


Especially the ones whose members refer to themselves by anonymously cryptic nicknames and gather at undisclosed locations around the country on a regular basis

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (RhGG0)

300 279 Shriner is subset of Mason? IDNKT.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (ZcS/g)

301 I was always a little leery of the Knights of Columbus until i realized it was basically a club so that the husbands could all go drink while their wives were off in their own club drinking while their husbands were out drinking.

Now i'm like, "hey, you're actually pretty cool."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (VoAdT)

302 BTW, you haven't lived till you taste my BarBQ.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (mAAeV)

303 Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:23 AM (IyPmt

Yep; No guy who grew up in the rust belt of Ohio know how to change a tire. Sure. Anyway, I'd rather Vance to show up. He's younger and the way they put on tires nowadays Walz might hurt himself changing it even if he could get it off.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (IYno0)

304 300 279 Shriner is subset of Mason? IDNKT.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (ZcS/g)

Husband started as a Mason and went from there

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (IyPmt)

305 > Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
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This presumes one can't change their own tire, right?

So... anyway

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (Q4IgG)

306 273 Masonism is creepy. All secret societies are, really.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Meh. Masonry was not much different than Rotary and they have raised a helluva lot of money for premier children's hospitals and medical care.

Mutual self aid societies flourished for much of the West's history and it bothers some about the whole freedom of association thing and exclusion of others.

As government begins to fail due to fiscal constraints, I predict you will see see a rebound in self help societies.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (qdbNv)

307 257 Vance: Served in Iraq

Walz: Quit when told he'd need to go to Iraq

Who's not qualified to change a tire?
Posted by: Sponge

NO, SEE, IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS. WALZ QUIT THE ARMY TO DODGE DEPLOYMENT, SO HE "CHANGED ATTIRE" BY NOT WEARING HIS UNIFORM ANYMORE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (ycI94)

308 Biden Policy Freed $70 Billion in Funds for Iran Which Is Now Eyeing Retaliation Against Israel and U.S.

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Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (L/fGl)

309 Especially the ones whose members refer to themselves by anonymously cryptic nicknames and gather at undisclosed locations around the country on a regular basis
Posted by: Doof

And argue about crossbows v. longbows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (v6JzV)

310 Weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird

{record scratch}

Folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (puj26)

311 Masonism is creepy. All secret societies are, really.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

Especially the ones whose members refer to themselves by anonymously cryptic nicknames and gather at undisclosed locations around the country on a regular basis
Posted by: Doof a

I don't know, I always thought The Loyal Order of the Water Buffaloes looked like fun.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)

312 Folksy: Will Rogers.
Not folksy: David Cross.
Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:31 AM (ZcS/g)
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On a scale of deserving of the action described by their last name.

Not so deserving: Lucy Punch
Much deserved: David Cross

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (krQz2)

313 01 I was always a little leery of the Knights of Columbus until i realized it was basically a club so that the husbands could all go drink while their wives were off in their own club drinking while their husbands were out drinking.

Now i'm like, "hey, you're actually pretty cool."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (VoAdT)

And swords!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (mAAeV)

314 Jesus doesn't care for pulled pork.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (aD39U)

315 Folksy: Wilford Brimley.
Not Folksy: Christopher Walken.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (ZcS/g)

316 Harris up 4 points against Trump in new national poll

Sure, Jan.

https://tinyurl.com/y3a3ajhn

Posted by: Archimedes at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (xCA6C)

317 This presumes one can't change their own tire, right?

So... anyway

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (Q4IgG)

Hogg?...prolly goes w/o saying.

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (AwYPR)

318 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may ask yourself, Well, who is going to change my flat?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (LkLld)

319 Especially the ones whose members refer to themselves by anonymously cryptic nicknames and gather at undisclosed locations around the country on a regular basis

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (RhGG0)

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Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (6pEuw)

320
I don't know, I always thought The Loyal Order of the Water Buffaloes looked like fun.
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (CIS44)



No Ma'am FTW.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy folksy
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:33 AM (puj26)

MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (VoAdT)

322 He's younger and the way they put on tires nowadays Walz might hurt himself changing it even if he could get it off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (IYno0)

Oh I bet you Vance could get it off better than Walz

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (puj26)

323 304 300 279 Shriner is subset of Mason? IDNKT.
Posted by: Filesystem

If I recall correctly, Shriners are the fun face and fundraisers for children's health care and burn hospitals of the York Rite.

Scottish Rite focuses on general children's hospitals in many states with the clue in the name of the hospital.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (qdbNv)

324 Vance: Served in Iraq

Walz: Quit when told he'd need to go to Iraq

Posted by: Sponge
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Seen people on X who are impressed with the rank Grandma-killer Tim "achieved".

I guess, regardless of how each one applied it.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (krQz2)

325 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile

And you may ask yourself, Well, who is going to change my flat?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (LkLld)

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There's an app for that!

Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (6pEuw)

326 And, having been poor, I've personally changed more tires than Hogg

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (dDSBl)

327 And anyway, Hogg went to Harvard. Maybe he shouldn't be casting slurs on somebody Who also
who went to an Ivy League for being effete ,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (IYno0)

328 Now Trump has it in the bag!

End of an Era: "Tiger King" Star Joe Exotic Drops Out of Presidential Race From Prison, Endorses Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (L/fGl)

329 No Ma'am FTW.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

Another high quality organization.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (CIS44)

330 Harris up 4 points against Trump in new national poll
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It's going to stay like this or at worst she'll be tied. IOW be ready for the next Cheat of The Century because that's what this is.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (puj26)

331 In lieu of a VP debate, we have on this stage a car with a flat tire. Gentlemen, man your jacks...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance VP Debate Moderator at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (PiwSw)

332 This is stupid: electric car tires don't go flat!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (krQz2)

333 Who would you rather have change your tire- the Marine that deployed but didn't see combat or the National Guard member that quit when he found out he was being deployed?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024


***
It's be nice if he had his own jack. I don't trust the scissors-type that came with my car to hold its two tons up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 10:36 AM (J2vNu)

334 Seen people on X who are impressed with the rank Grandma-killer Tim "achieved".

I guess, regardless of how each one applied it.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:35 AM (krQz2)



He touts the promotion he was to receive but had revoked when he quit because he'd have to go to Iraq.

He's a lying sack of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

335 Folksy: Andy Taylor.
Faux Folksy: Lonesome Rhodes.

Posted by: Filesystem /gp Mounted at August 07, 2024 10:37 AM (ZcS/g)

336 Especially the ones whose members refer to themselves by anonymously cryptic nicknames and gather at undisclosed locations around the country on a regular basis

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:32 AM (RhGG0)

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Posted by: ShainS -- Cat Ladies for Trump & Vance! at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (6pEuw)


That comment really should have come from BEN R

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:37 AM (RhGG0)

337 Everybody knows that if you manicure your nails, they're out of the way for changing tires.

That's why city elites are better at changing tires.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (krQz2)

338 I keep saying she was ALREADY ON THE TICKET behind a guy on deaths door which would make her president any possible day.

A 10 point shift nationally makes ZERO sense.

Theyre pretending they parachuted Moochelle In, which wouldn't make sense either but would be more plausible to idiots.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (puj26)

339 Didn't Walz lie about being the CSM?

And isn't there only one CSM for the enlisted of each branch?

It's like lying on your resume about being the CEO of a company... like... yeah, there's a CEO of the company, who is a person... who is not you... so..... yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (VoAdT)

340 Are you Masons of the 33rd Degree, Juwes??

https://tinyurl.com/mrx6ce5h
3:27 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (i0CiB)

341 234 191 Quote
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
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13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA

Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

Not sure how this is a sick burn on Vance. Definitely would not want kamala to stop, though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (cH2mQ)

342 314 Jesus doesn't care for pulled pork.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 10:34 AM (aD39U)

Shirt sold at a Christian BarBQ?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (mAAeV)

343 My daughter can change a tire. And knows how to jumpstart a car. Two skills that most of the (ahem) men at her college didn't know how to do.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (N39Ws)

344 Didn't Walz lie about being the CSM?

And isn't there only one CSM for the enlisted of each branch?

It's like lying on your resume about being the CEO of a company... like... yeah, there's a CEO of the company, who is a person... who is not you... so..... yeah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko a

I believe he was ACTING CSM for like 21 days when he bugged out cause he was a scerred lil bitch boy

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (CIS44)

345 Not sure how this is a sick burn on Vance. Definitely would not want Kamala to stop, though.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (cH2mQ)
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Imagine her blowing a tire?

I don't have time for that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (krQz2)

346 Trick question. There's no way Walz would stop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Muzzle flash in window, SS costume and tattoos and outside of perimeter at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (jTYq3)

347 There’s this internet thing has all the secret Mason stuff. Or you could ask a real Mason.

Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (Z1jJH)

348 334 Seen people on X who are impressed with the rank Grandma-killer Tim "achieved".

I guess, regardless of how each one applied it.
Posted by: Axeman
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DNC and Kamala's campaign spend a lot of money for people to spout their crap on social media.

Paying influencers about 20k for the election season and putting heat on some popular streamers to take the money or be harassed.

Fake, fake, fake, and lies are what the Dems now specialize in.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:40 AM (qdbNv)

349 "imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up."

Nobody!

Posted by: Ennis Cosby at August 07, 2024 10:40 AM (ZcS/g)

350 341
Not sure how this is a sick burn on Vance. Definitely would not want kamala to stop, though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (cH2mQ)

You'd find her back by the exhaust pipe...practicing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:40 AM (N39Ws)

351
Not sure how this is a sick burn on Vance. Definitely would not want kamala to stop, though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (cH2mQ)



"At that price, I should get a blow job. Hell....the thing should be able to give me a blow job for that."

"SIR!!! That lawnmower ISN'T going to give you a blow job.........but I will!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

352 Video: Jon Voight Says “Cackling Hyena” Kamala Harris Will Ignite “Civil War” If Elected

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That's rayciss!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

353 343 My daughter can change a tire. And knows how to jumpstart a car. Two skills that most of the (ahem) men at her college didn't know how to do.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (N39Ws)

My Husband taught both My Daughter and Son how to change tires and do basic maintenance on cars

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (IyPmt)

354 Oh, man... let's start a thing where we go to Walz rallies and nonchalantly leave white feathers lying around in plain sight....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (VoAdT)

355 A polar bear, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (pjBYi)

356 Faux Folksy: Lonesome Rhodes.
Posted by: Filesystem
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IRL Griffith was more Lonesome Rhodes than his own namesake.

Sometimes certain actors will reveal their true persona and it is that of a lizard person.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (qdbNv)

357 Oh, man... let's start a thing where we go to Walz rallies and nonchalantly leave white feathers lying around in plain sight....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (VoAdT)




PILLOW FIGHT!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)

358 341 234 191 Quote
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
·
13h
Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA

Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

Not sure how this is a sick burn on Vance. Definitely would not want kamala to stop, though.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 07, 2024 10:38 AM (cH2mQ)

This is a play on the weird thing. This is basically a different version of asking women whether they'd rather run into a bear or a man in the woods.

Basically, Hogg would be creeped out that a young guy like Vance stopped by. Meanwhile, Walz looks like every kiddie-diddling Disney producer known to man.

Hogg would rather see Walz. He'd also thank him properly by Kamalaling his knob.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:42 AM (KbCG3)

359 Speaking of Mason stuff, I've just been listening to this:

https://youtu.be/h16DmdQvxB0

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Freelance VP Debate Moderator at August 07, 2024 10:42 AM (PiwSw)

360 Nah, it started before that. Sandra Fluke made the first prominent public mention of "I cain't pay for muh tampons!", IIRC

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 07, 2024 09:24 AM (xG4kz)


Yeah.

Sandy Fluke's "Tampon Blues" was very popular on NPR for a while:

*plays harmonica*

*sings*

Cain't afford no tampons
Cain't stop the bleedin' tween my legs
Cain't afford no tampons
Cain't stop the bleedin' tween my legs
Every month I got this bleedin'
Guess I'll use a gas pump oil rag

*harmonica solo*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 10:42 AM (eDfFs)

361 PILLOW FIGHT!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

*hangs head, kicks rocks, and cries*
-David Hogg

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:42 AM (CIS44)

362 338 I keep saying she was ALREADY ON THE TICKET behind a guy on deaths door which would make her president any possible day.

A 10 point shift nationally makes ZERO sense.


Makes zero sense because it isn't true

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:42 AM (IyPmt)

363 Walz started the weird meme. We should get a brave sir Timmy meme going or the chicken dance every time he appears.

Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2024 10:43 AM (ULGTk)

364 Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

365 "Hey we picked a guy from the geometric center of America...how can he NOT appeal to Middle America!" -- Dems

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:43 AM (krQz2)

366 If I recall correctly, Shriners are the fun face and fundraisers for children's health care and burn hospitals of the York Rite.


Shriners have the fez's, little cars and Honda Goldwings.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (o/kBd)

367 David Hogg is the Pajama Boy of homo porn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

368 I had never heard of Walz before Tuesday.

Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (4bYb7)

369 PILLOW FIGHT!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

*hangs head, kicks rocks, and cries*
-David Hogg
Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:42 AM (CIS44)
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He'd just bite it out of your hands.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (krQz2)

370 And we just had the stock market correction. I expect the next poll to be different

Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (dDSBl)

371 If you refer to your flat tire as a "blow out" I'm sure Kamala can be of some use.

I'm sure this was alluded to upthread. But still...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (Q4IgG)

372 Drunk-driving Walz's car would slam into your car, parked on the shoulder, killing you both.

Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (i0CiB)

373 imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire.

On very rare occasions, I've been at the side of the road with a flat tire. Cuts, punctures, bead failure. I don't really need any help, but might appreciate a ride if I'm on a motor cycle. Anything newer than a Dunlop K70 is hard to remount with spoons.

If I have a blown tire, I'm not going to be on the side of the road. I'll be way off in the brush somewhere following a wild excursion, and we'd both be lucky if you even see me from the road.

This is the difference between Hogg and a driver.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (zdLoL)

374 Shriners have the fez's, little cars and Honda Goldwings.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (o/kBd)

Husband has the Fez but not the other two things

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (IyPmt)

375 Jane Fonda Headlines "Elders For Kamala" Fundraiser

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They'll burn a flag and chant, "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (L/fGl)

376 338 I keep saying she was ALREADY ON THE TICKET behind a guy on deaths door which would make her president any possible day.

A 10 point shift nationally makes ZERO sense.

Theyre pretending they parachuted Moochelle In, which wouldn't make sense either but would be more plausible to idiots.
Posted by: ...
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Easy enough to dig down to see the internals of the poll. Oversampling Dems and using all adults as a screen are a marks of a dishonest pollster. Which is almost all the media pollsters.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (qdbNv)

377 I had never heard of Walz before Tuesday.
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (4bYb7)
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Hey, he's the guy from the BLM riots!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (krQz2)

378 My daughter can change a tire. And knows how to jumpstart a car. Two skills that most of the (ahem) men at her college didn't know how to do.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (N39Ws)

My Husband taught both My Daughter and Son how to change tires and do basic maintenance on cars
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:41 AM (IyPmt
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Mine as well. And they can drive a stick.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (W/lyH)

379 I had never heard of Walz before Tuesday.
Posted by: nckate at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (4bYb7)



I did. He fanned the flames of a burning Minnesota during the George Floyd riots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

380 370 And we just had the stock market correction. I expect the next poll to be different
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 07, 2024 10:44 AM (dDSBl)


Looks like it's going back up

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (IyPmt)

381 Ho Chi Mama?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (VoAdT)

382 Walz started the weird meme. We should get a brave sir Timmy meme going or the chicken dance


every time he appears.
Posted by: Buck


Make it snow. Throw hundreds of tampons on the stage.

Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:46 AM (o/kBd)

383 367 Ha!

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at August 07, 2024 10:46 AM (ZcS/g)

384 Blow Out was actually a good movie.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

385 Jane Fonda Headlines "Elders For Kamala" Fundraiser

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They'll burn a flag and chant, "Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:45
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I wonder how many of those elders still speak with a Canadian accent?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 07, 2024 10:46 AM (W/lyH)

386 Hogg- change your own damn tire, you pussy.

Oh, you don't know how? What a surprise.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (w9Wax)

387 I did. He fanned the flames of a burning Minnesota during the George Floyd riots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
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His daughter made him promise not to stop the riots with the National Guard.

Cause Freedom...and property damage.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (krQz2)

388 David Hogg rides his bicycle without a seat.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (CIS44)

389 Media, including Fox doing a great job of covering up the revolt in the U.K. I guess they don’t want that to heighten our own illegal immigration awareness.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (oSFyF)

390

Make it snow. Throw hundreds of tampons on the stage.
Posted by: rickb223 Gold & Silver Spot Prices at August 07, 2024 10:46 AM (o/kBd)



Throw dildoes representing all the severed dicks he authorized being a tranny sanctuary state.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

391 339 Didn't Walz lie about being the CSM?

And isn't there only one CSM for the enlisted of each branch?

It's like lying on your resume about being the CEO of a company... like... yeah, there's a CEO of the company, who is a person... who is not you... so..... yeah.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

The services all vary a bit, but in the Army, lots of enlisted are in the rank of E9/Sergeant Major. If you are the enlisted advisor to a commander (O5/Lieutenant-Colonel or above), you are a Command Sergeant Major. Still E9, same pay, but a "command" Sergeant Major...just like the Commander has the same rank and pay as staff officers with the same rank.

In a company, commanded by a Captain, an E8 (normally a Master Sergeant) is the commander's enlisted advisor, and gets the title First Sergeant.

Posted by: Military Moron at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (ycI94)

392 A new and expanded airport at the capitol of Greenland (Nuuk) may have flights from Toronto and maybe NYC in a year. Best to travel there in the summer to avoid the ice and snow. But they say its also a destination for cruise ships in the summer. Fly Air Greenland on a A230, sorry no boeings.

Posted by: colin at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (nC2FH)

393
I taught all of the kiddos how to change a tire.

That's the bare-ass minimum you should know if you're going to drive a car.

So much so, they should make that part of getting a driver's license.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (eDfFs)

394 Teach your kids to zero a scope. Life skills and all that.

Posted by: Truthbomb at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (oSFyF)

395 Hahaha, Vance is holding a campaign rally in the same city same time as Kumala/Awalz.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (nDGMq)

396 387 I did. He fanned the flames of a burning Minnesota during the George Floyd riots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
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His daughter made him promise not to stop the riots with the National Guard.

Cause Freedom...and property damage.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (krQz2)

Mom was getting high on burning rubber fumes. But what was really intoxicating to her was being in the general vicinity of so many black people.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

397 You're stuck on the side of the road with a blown tranny. Are you Tim Walz or JD Vance?

Posted by: bed head at August 07, 2024 10:49 AM (iwfvr)

398 I taught all of the kiddos how to change a tire.

That's the bare-ass minimum you should know if you're going to drive a car.

So much so, they should make that part of getting a driver's license.
Posted by: naturalfake

a million times more valuable than parallel parking, unless you live in a city, and hell no one even knows how to do that anymore

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:49 AM (CIS44)

399 And knows how to jumpstart a car.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2024 10:39 AM (N39Ws)

Ohh...please tell me she can pop the clutch and start a stick vehicle...I have a son that isn't seeing anyone at the moment....

Posted by: Boswell at August 07, 2024 10:49 AM (K+UlC)

400 395 Hahaha, Vance is holding a campaign rally in the same city same time as Kumala/Awalz.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (nDGMq)

So Harrwalz will have to pay some more rally goers

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:49 AM (IyPmt)

401 I did. He fanned the flames of a burning Minnesota during the George Floyd riots.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
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His daughter made him promise not to stop the riots with the National Guard.

Cause Freedom...and property damage.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:47 AM (krQz2)

Mom was getting high on burning rubber fumes. But what was really intoxicating to her was being in the general vicinity of so many black people.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Set up a snitch line for people who went to park

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:49 AM (CIS44)

402 393
I taught all of the kiddos how to change a tire.

That's the bare-ass minimum you should know if you're going to drive a car.

So much so, they should make that part of getting a driver's license.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (eDfFs)

My FiL insisted that my wife know how to change a tire.

With the amount of curbs she hits, it's a good thing, too.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:50 AM (KbCG3)

403 What I thought I knew about Shriners: Founded by Harold Lloyd? Used to own a giant old building in downtown Rockford, wisely disposed of it eventually.

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at August 07, 2024 10:50 AM (ZcS/g)

404 Hahaha, Vance is holding a campaign rally in the same city same time as Kumala/Awalz.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (nDGMq)
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What's the spin? Is he scared, or not playing fair?

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:50 AM (krQz2)

405 370 And we just had the stock market correction. I expect the next poll to be different
Posted by: Notsothoreau a
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Polling during the summer is usually quite bad anyway as non response bias soars. Many media polls have went to internet polling to save money instead of RDD (random digit dialing) and you get sample response bias. Even RDD is no longer great as a lot of people keep their cell phone area codes when they move and that makes it complicated to get a good sample of a state's electorate and to properly weigh national polling.

A good friend of mine that used to run Harris polling operations mentioned that all pollsters basically knew that polling was dying in accuracy and that was about twenty years ago. New techniques have not really saved it.

The gold standard in campaign polling is to do actual human polling of multiple specific geographic blocks in a state and then compare it with the overall state polling. Gives you a better idea of your error rates and allows refinement of your phone and internet polling.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:50 AM (qdbNv)

406 What I thought I knew about Shriners: Founded by Harold Lloyd?

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at August 07, 2024 10:50 AM (ZcS/g)
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Hang on!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (krQz2)

407 Give a Shriner a Shiner!

Posted by: Yes, I read George Carlin album liner notes at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (PiwSw)

408 Mom was getting high on burning rubber fumes


Hopefully, The Paolo was not harmed in the conflagration.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (w9Wax)

409 405 Polling during the summer is usually quite bad anyway as non response bias soars. Many media polls have went to internet polling to save money instead of RDD (random digit dialing) and you get sample response bias. Even RDD is no longer great as a lot of people keep their cell phone area codes when they move and that makes it complicated to get a good sample of a state's electorate and to properly weigh national polling.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:50 AM (qdbNv)

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My number is still an Alabama number.

I haven't lived in Alabama in about 15 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)

410 Give a Shriner a Shiner!
Posted by: Yes, I read George Carlin album liner notes at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (PiwSw)



Shiner. The local beer sold at import prices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

411 I never received giant antlers or an "I'm a Mason" sash. I feel gypped.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (DTX3h)

412 398 I taught all of the kiddos how to change a tire.

That's the bare-ass minimum you should know if you're going to drive a car.

So much so, they should make that part of getting a driver's license.
Posted by: naturalfake
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Many new cars come without a spare. Courtesy of idiotic increases in CAFE mileage.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (qdbNv)

413 My number is still an Alabama number.

I haven't lived in Alabama in about 15 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, r

MI - 20 years

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 10:52 AM (CIS44)

414 Major Solar Company "Sunpower" Files For Bankruptcy After California Strips Subsidies

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That's a shame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

415 My number is still an Alabama number.

I haven't lived in Alabama in about 15 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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It is people like you that give media polling a bad reputation for inaccuracy. Shame on you.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:52 AM (qdbNv)

416
My number is still an Alabama number.

I haven't lived in Alabama in about 15 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO)



My wife still has the number I got when I got a bag phone in 1991.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

417 414 Major Solar Company "Sunpower" Files For Bankruptcy After California Strips Subsidies

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That's a shame.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)

A joke:

What powers solar energy?

Subsidies!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (KbCG3)

418 415 It is people like you that give media polling a bad reputation for inaccuracy. Shame on you.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:52 AM (qdbNv)

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No one polls me because no one cares about AL!

(I also screen my calls.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

419 I changed a tire once. On my then-girlfriend's car. In the rain. Outside her office. Her co-workers voted me "best boyfriend."

That girlfriend has been my wife for almost 26 years now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV)

420 My wife knows how to change a tire...she calls me. Then Triple A.

Picture really doesn't do anything for me. It sort of just exists without really saying anything.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (tT6L1)

421 Axeman, as a true moron I just read the headline.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (nDGMq)

422 That shit Carolina calls sauce is blasphemic.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


I bet I know your opinion on Cincinnati Chili...

Posted by: Oedipus at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (Z6vKV)

423
(I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)



If you're not in my contacts, you'll need to leave a message after the tone........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

424 I had to change a tire at 0630 on US 395 nine miles south of Big Pine. Ain't no one showing up in a timely manner at that time/place.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (3Fz6p)

425
I bet I know your opinion on Cincinnati Chili...
Posted by: Oedipus at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (Z6vKV)



That's not chili.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

426 Axeman, as a true moron I just read the headline.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (nDGMq)
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Moron status: confirmed.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (krQz2)

427 Many new cars come without a spare. Courtesy of idiotic increases in CAFE mileage.
Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024


***
My '15 BMW 3 Series had no spare. They thought run-flat tires were good enough. If the car hadn't been totaled in the flood in '19, when the time came for new tires, I'd have bought non-run-flats and searched for a compact spare to keep in the trunk.

Run-flats usually ride pretty hard, I'm told. Strangely, these did not, even on the horrible streets here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (J2vNu)

428 (I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

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It's all your fault.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (krQz2)

429 428 (I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

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It's all your fault.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (krQz2)

=======

Well, I am an asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)

430 No one polls me because no one cares about AL!

(I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
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I'm sure you would give them an earful about "Prometheus."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (3Fz6p)

431 Random online Lloyd bio corrects me: "The Shriners, or Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine (A.A.O.N.M.S.), were established in the U.S. in 1870 as an appendant body to Freemasonry."

Elsewhere: "Harold C. Lloyd was a true disciple of Freemasonry whose leadership in helping America's children will never be forgotten."

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (ZcS/g)

432 428 (I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

Me too... But if a pollster got through I'd lie anyway

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 10:56 AM (IyPmt)

433 If I was stopped by the side of the road with a flat tire, Tim Walz would come by and put a dead grandma in my trunk.

Thanks, Tim!

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:56 AM (krQz2)

434 423
(I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)


If you're not in my contacts, you'll need to leave a message after the tone........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

If it's important, they'll leave a message. If it's not important, nothing was lost.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 07, 2024 10:56 AM (KbCG3)

435 Jane Fonda always has missed her calling. It should have been mental health as her father was said to be so cold as a person, even after her mother committed suicide.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 07, 2024 10:56 AM (NFX2v)

436 Tim Walz has the kindly grandfather who's not left alone with the children vibe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at August 07, 2024 10:57 AM (tT6L1)

437 Our daughter's truck is a Chevy S-10 with a 5-speed. She drives it like a racecar.

Cuz her old man taught her how to drive a stick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2024 10:57 AM (Q4IgG)

438
Welp, this guy just gets creepier and weirder by the minute:

https://x.com/DrewHLive/status/1820853980370792740

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 10:57 AM (eDfFs)

439 Harold Lloyd was in fact the senior Mason of North America, and Harry Truman spoke at his investment ceremony, which was standing room only at Soldier Field. That was a lot of Masons.

Truman once said "I've got every degree they give out, and I'll be damned if I know any secrets." But, then, Truman, so...

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at August 07, 2024 10:57 AM (zdLoL)

440 In truth, the RDD problem could be overcome by increasing the sample size quite a bit but that adds cost to the poll. The alternative is the lazy secret sauce which is weighting the poll responses you can obtain via what you think the electorate will look like.

No surprise that upper middle class polling managers for various colleges associated with media polling or media pollsters themselves reflect their own educated beyond their intelligence credentialed class in weighting the polls.

Similar to using young liberal white females that exhibited selection bias in choosing who to interview for exit polls. They tended to shy away from interviewing men especially the grumpy looking ones like me. Known issue.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:57 AM (qdbNv)

441 (I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)

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It's all your fault.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (krQz2)

=======

Well, I am an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
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I can't disagree, but it was a poor reference to the greatest song No Doubt ever made.

And you put it in my head.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:58 AM (krQz2)

442 433 If I was stopped by the side of the road with a flat tire, Tim Walz would come by and put a dead grandma in my trunk.

Thanks, Tim!
Posted by: Axeman
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Better Tim that his wife. She would have you necklaced with the flat tire and set it on fire just to get high from the fumes.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 10:58 AM (qdbNv)

443 Welp, this guy just gets creepier and weirder by the minute:

https://x.com/DrewHLive/status/1820853980370792740


Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 10:57 AM (eDfFs)
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Barack Insane Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm.

Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:59 AM (krQz2)

444 Greg Price on X:

@JDVance
: “You know what really bothers me about Tim Walz?… When the United States of America asked me to go to Iraq to serve my country, I did it... When Tim Walz was asked by his country to go to Iraq... he dropped out.”

Aug 7, 2024

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 07, 2024 10:59 AM (NFX2v)

445 No one polls me because no one cares about AL!

(I also screen my calls.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
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I'm sure you would give them an earful about "Prometheus."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (3Fz6p)


That would be hilarious.

Preface each reply to their questions with a long digression about "Prometheus".

Posted by: naturalfake at August 07, 2024 10:59 AM (eDfFs)

446 Shiner. The local beer sold at import prices.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)


Picked up a 6-er of Shiner Bock in Lower Slower Delaware this past weekend. To go along with a 6-er of Yeungling Black and Tan. Twas a lovely combo!!

Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:59 AM (RhGG0)

447 ---
Barack Insane Obama, mmm, mmm, mmm.
Posted by: Axeman at August 07, 2024 10:59 AM (krQz2)

Obama's gonna save us.... Sung by creepy kids

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 11:00 AM (IyPmt)

448 Remember how BLM was saying they (wink) wouldn't support Kuntala? IOW we want ours?

Is Walz supposed to be a sop to them?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2024 11:00 AM (puj26)

449 =======

Well, I am an asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 07, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)



This statement rated as FACT!

Posted by: Snopes at August 07, 2024 11:00 AM (Zz0t1)

450 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Taylor Swift is hinting at her impending endorsement for Kamala Harris. She posted this image in a batch of new photos several hours ago.

https://is.gd/bpgo1W

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Well, she is an AWFL.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl)

451 Walz Is the biggest piece of shit in the Democratic party, and buddy, that is a tall order.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 11:01 AM (pohLc)

452 Correct but I think the majority of Masonic lodges are not denominational. They do have minimum universal belief requirements but that's where it's supposed to end.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 07, 2024 10:11 AM (e3SEJ)

I have never had any encounters with Masonry at all. I have probably met many of them, but the topic has never been discussed. So I really have no opinion on the subject.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 11:01 AM (lB2e2)

453
Picked up a 6-er of Shiner Bock in Lower Slower Delaware this past weekend. To go along with a 6-er of Yeungling Black and Tan. Twas a lovely combo!!
Posted by: Doof at August 07, 2024 10:59 AM (RhGG0)



I didn't say Shiner wasn't drinkable......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

454 450 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Taylor Swift is hinting at her impending endorsement for Kamala Harris. She posted this image in a batch of new photos several hours ago.

https://is.gd/bpgo1W

Stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (IyPmt)

455 Noodus mannicus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

456 Nood rant.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (+H2BX)

457 Monkey Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (PiwSw)

458 Ian Miles Cheong
@stillgray
Taylor Swift is hinting at her impending endorsement for Kamala Harris. She posted this image in a batch of new photos several hours ago.

https://is.gd/bpgo1W

=======

TSwift endorses Marsha Blackburn's opponent, fundraises for them and does events every election she is in. Marsha wins by more every time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (CIS44)

459 Walz Is the biggest piece of shit in the Democratic party, and buddy, that is a tall order.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 11:01 AM (pohLc)
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Look, fat, there are bigger stools in my breakfast!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (krQz2)

460 @stillgray
Taylor Swift is hinting at her impending endorsement for Kamala Harris. She posted this image in a batch of new photos several hours ago.

https://is.gd/bpgo1W

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Well, she is an AWFL.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 07, 2024 11:01 AM (L/fGl)



Satanic whore says what?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 07, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

461 Ask yourself- imagine you are stuck on the side of the road with a blown tire. Who do you want to show up. Tim Walz or JD Vance?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2024 09:58 AM (gbOdA

Is that an actual Hogg Boy tweet? Seems stupidish.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 07, 2024 10:12 AM (FfSAJ)

I'd fix the tire myself, and then hang out until J.D. Vance came by, and have a beer with him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 11:03 AM (lB2e2)

462 Many in my family were Masons. I was told the only religious requirement was belief in God. Therefore even Moosedicks could become a Mason.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 07, 2024 11:03 AM (pohLc)

463 435 Jane Fonda always has missed her calling. It should have been mental health as her father was said to be so cold as a person, even after her mother committed suicide.

Posted by: L
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Family dynamics are often weird combinations of loving and loathing. Acting itself is a strange profession to begin with with long absences from home and instability due to circumstances beyond one's control such as poor reviews for a great performance and so on.

The combination of the two streams often shows desperately unhappy kids and spouses as a result. Did not help that the Greatest Generation also took massive amounts of legalized drugs casually like amphetamines, depressants, and copious applications of alcohol compared with generations before or since.

Posted by: whig at August 07, 2024 11:04 AM (qdbNv)

464 463. The combination of the two streams often shows desperately unhappy kids and spouses as a result. Did not help that the Greatest Generation also took massive amounts of legalized drugs casually like amphetamines, depressants, and copious applications of alcohol compared with generations before or since.
Posted by: whig

True. Always on point.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 07, 2024 11:06 AM (NFX2v)

465 459 Ha!

Posted by: It Puts The gp In The Basket at August 07, 2024 11:07 AM (ZcS/g)

466 If I was unable to change the tire myself, I'd want Vance to show up. He's better looking than Walz.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 07, 2024 11:14 AM (dTTBf)

467 Walz started the weird meme. We should get a brave sir Timmy meme going or the chicken dance every time he appears.
Posted by: Buck at August 07, 2024 10:43 AM (ULGTk)

I am referring to the the Harris-Walz team as Chicken Cackle and Chicken Shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 11:20 AM (masDJ)

468 A new and expanded airport at the capitol of Greenland (Nuuk) may have flights from Toronto and maybe NYC in a year. Best to travel there in the summer to avoid the ice and snow. But they say its also a destination for cruise ships in the summer. Fly Air Greenland on a A230, sorry no boeings.
Posted by: colin at August 07, 2024 10:48 AM (nC2FH)

I was working on the west coast of Greenland for a month one summer. Scenery was awesome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2024 11:24 AM (masDJ)

469 Precious Harambe was murdered more than 8 years ago. Any of the various Morning Rant apes is fine with me as it keeps Harambe awareness top of mind.

Posted by: Rest in Peace, Fair Prince! at August 07, 2024 11:33 AM (CV8a5)

470 Dicks out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at August 07, 2024 11:40 AM (aD39U)

471 Morning.

Late, but this makes me wonder. Couldn't the Fellowship have *sailed* to Mordor?

But guess Mordor was a landlocked domain. Yeah, probably the root cause of all the evil inhabiting it. Might need to have Kamala check that out.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at August 07, 2024 11:45 AM (ix6ui)

472 They might have sailed from the Grey Havens to Gondor. But then you would be taking the ring to Gondor, and Denothor would know about it.

A lot less walking.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 12:14 PM (cf/0E)

473 Gollum would much rather escape through an underground river than the spider's passage.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 07, 2024 12:15 PM (cf/0E)

474 I would like to see Gore and DiCaprio stranded there with Greenpeace

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 07, 2024 04:14 PM (wGqjj)

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