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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Evelyn De Morgan I saw this at the Queen's House, just a few steps from the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich (England). Both are excellent museums, and worth the trip if you are in London. And don't miss the Greenwich Market, which is a hoot; sort of a glimpse of English hippie kitsch, but with spectacular oysters!
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 09:30 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:31 AM (MLPVw)
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Posted by: For gp, The Action IS The Juice at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (GRklf)
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (T7iTv)
I was robbed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:31 AM
*buffs fingernails on shirt*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (d9LQi)
the one at far right...
have her washed and brought to my tent
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:31 AM (MLPVw)
Lol. Gonna be a lotta... happy morons in the art thread today.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at August 02, 2024 09:33 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 09:33 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 02, 2024 09:33 AM (EZPzy)
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Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:33 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)
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Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Roy at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (z+ik4)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (d9fT1)
*buffs fingernails on shirt*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 09:32 AM (kgE5c)
CURSES!!!!! FOILED again.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (MLPVw)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (ttgoc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (7fElN)
This group of five mermaids is linked to the story of the little mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. The little mermaid falls in love with a shipwrecked Prince and thus desperately wants to be human. Helped by a witch, she changes her tail into legs, but as a forfeit she loses the power of speech and can’t tell the Prince of her love. He falls in love with someone else and she wishes to return to the sea.
In this painting the five older sisters of the Little Mermaid are depicted with their abundant flowing hair, which they later sell to the Sea Witch in exchange for a knife, with which the Little Mermaid can kill her unrequited love, the Prince. However, unable to go through with the act the little seamaid drowns herself instead.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (gbOdA)
We always hear about mermaids, but rarely mermen. Yet there have to be *some*, or the race couldn't continue. Or do mermaids simply recruit likely young human girls and transform them into fish from the waist down?
(Though I seem to recall "mermen" being shown in passing in the Silver Age DC Comics, Superman or the like.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:33 AM (d9LQi)
Is that the one with blonde hair?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (Dql8n)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Minnfidel
That's why they're bathing in the sea, silly.
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: spypeach at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (UuB/1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2024 09:34 AM (d9fT1)
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Well, who wouldn't?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:31 AM (MLPVw)
Absolutely. I'll speak barely comprehensible gibberish, and everyone will know that I shoot 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (7fElN)
Should that have counted for CBD's food thread last Sunday?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (ttgoc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Cpn. J.L. Picard at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I don't remember that from the movie.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (3itYU)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:31 AM (MLPVw)
Absolutely. I'll speak barely comprehensible gibberish, and everyone will know that I shoot 9mm.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM
TXMoMe's gonna be lit!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Some calculator at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
(Though I seem to recall "mermen" being shown in passing in the Silver Age DC Comics, Superman or the like.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
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Hmmm. Weren't there stories of them luring sailors to the deaths? Perhaps they must breed with human men...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Rwerv)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Hans Christian Anderson wrote such uplifting tails, didn't he? "The Little Match Girl" was a killer for me at least. I never saw it coming.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Philip J. Fry at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
You dont have a dentist appointment do you?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Some calculator at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM
We'd like you to come up to human resources.
Posted by: Texas Instruments HR at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (5p7BC)
If you like that, you'll LOVE the Little Match Girl.
Posted by: H. C. Andersen at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (Ps4hc)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024
***
But *how*?
Oh, well, never mind, let's not get into scaly subjects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (Rwerv)
If you can figure out how. Also, like birds, fish have no bonus hole...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM
Neither did she.
Posted by: A Mr. Death, here about the reaping at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (kgE5c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM
Too early for fish puns. It's sunny out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: rhennigantx
I don't remember that from the movie.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:37 AM (d9LQi)Spellchecker.
Reimagined for a modern audience. Rachel Ziegler will be playing all the parts.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (uBBbP)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
Bad enough that the artist assumed their gender, don't join them. Be better.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (T7iTv)
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2024
***
Swillin' that high-octane coffee, yeah!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: BignJames
As I remember it, instead of being a beautiful woman from the waist up with the tail of a fish, the mermaid's top half (including her head) was the fish part, with human legs.
Easier to do the nasty with, I guess, but the fish head was frightening.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (oZhjI)
Oh, well, never mind, let's not get into scaly subjects.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:39 AM (J2vNu)
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Umbriel in Futurama explained it: She releases her eggs and then the male fertilizes them (think about it).
Fry didn't take it well.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM
Artists aren't biologists!
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)
The OG butterface.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (GTqXr)
How does a creature who can breathe underwater drown herself?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (Rwerv)
Easier to do the nasty with, I guess, but the fish head was frightening.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Big B, as if that would have stopped us back during 'those' days.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (i0CiB)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (ewjUl)
Posted by: JTB at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (zudum)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:38 AM (6WCwE)
"Scurvy or Leprosy, How Shall I Perish? A Maiden's Lament" was a bit on the dark side.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (T7iTv)
Oh I've got this one covered!
Posted by: Gary Gygax at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (ewjUl)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 02, 2024 09:42 AM (GTqXr)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 09:42 AM (D4TxR)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Not as weird as them having belly buttons.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:42 AM (6WCwE)
*
How does a creature who can breathe underwater drown herself?
Posted by: Elric Blade at August 02, 2024
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Because she's human at that point?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:43 AM (J2vNu)
Easier to do the nasty with, I guess, but the fish head was frightening.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)
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They did that on Red Dwarf as well when the crew was captured in the "Better Than Life" video game. The Cat's girlfriend was a mermaid who was a woman from the waist down, and a fish on top.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 09:43 AM (uBBbP)
As a kid my parents got me a giant book of fairy tales and this one stood out making me sad every time I thought of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 09:43 AM (oZhjI)
Had you tried to email me this week? If so, it didn't come through. Might check my nic for the email again.
Bests.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 02, 2024 09:44 AM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Spengebab Squorponts at August 02, 2024 09:44 AM (yW8wS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 09:44 AM (OguvZ)
100 100
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 02, 2024 09:43 AM (uBBbP)
m should take notes.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (d9LQi)
It Seemed Like It Was Over Before It Started a limerick
At a film festival held in Berlin
An artsy mermaid flick got the win
In the final closing scene
'twas just one word on the screen
Roll credits. Fade to black...
... "Fin"
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: andycanuck (i0CiB) at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (i0CiB)
As a kid my parents got me a giant book of fairy tales and this one stood out making me sad every time I thought of it.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 09:43 AM (oZhjI)
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A lot of those old timey fairy tales has pretty dark endings....Quite a few have been "Disneyfied" for modern audiences....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)
The chillrens will sleep well on that!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (gbOdA)
Had you tried to email me this week? If so, it didn't come through. Might check my nic for the email again.
Bests.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 02, 2024
***
I get a 404, but the gee-mail address is in there; is that right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (IyPmt)
They didn't sell these out of comic books.
Posted by: spindrift
If you meet me under the underpass tonight, I'll give you all the sea men you can handle...for free!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (AEnKt)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (FZYNt)
This painting may be so much more tasteful than the Hillary Clinton nude they took back when she was in university.
Posted by: Stateless at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (FZYNt)
I hear those are freshwater only.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: redridinghood
I'm sure CBD can find a nice portrait of Ethel Merman that he would be glad to post, if you ask him nicely.
Didn't realize the 'Ettes were so into her, but whatevs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (v6JzV)
Uh...you mean the manatee?
No the mermaid! I'm going to seduce that beautiful lass
That's a manatee.
Hold on my dear my penis and I are coming
/jumps into the water
[From back on the boat]ITS A MANATEE YOU DRUNK FOOL
Posted by: Two sailors that have been at sea too long at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Spengebab Squorponts at August 02, 2024 09:44 AM (yW8wS)
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/MwOzqLYM6S8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (IyPmt)
Best economy ever, Jack.
~Pres. Sponge Brain
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (GTqXr)
You'd think he could have talked more models into posing nude for the Art Thread.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (A1ulB)
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (pZEOD)
That smell, that fishy smell
the whole ocean
smelled like...
mermaids
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:46 AM (/7KEl)
Did ya hear the one about the woman that got a tattoo of a shell placed on her inner thigh?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (ynpvh)
Oh I've got this one covered!
Posted by: Gary Gygax at August 02, 2024 09:41 AM (oZhjI)
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It's merMAN!
https://youtu.be/i2l4Wx9YZ1E?si=0DG-u4loGrCNexQV
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Heavy Meta at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (GTqXr)
But he got the hostages back ! Lord knows what that actually cost Us
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)
I had a friend from Hungary and the Stepsisters kill themselves when Cinderella gets the prince. So Cinderella asked G D what happened and Satan answers that he was never out after her to make her life bad but wanted the souls of the stepsisters.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Give My Regards... at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (CV8a5)
Didn't realize the 'Ettes were so into her, but whatevs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Neither was Ernest Borgnine apparently.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (q3u5l)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (d9LQi)
just by blowing.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:49 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:35 AM (J2vNu)
The men all look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2024 09:49 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:49 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Mermaids indeed! Nicely shaped, but not a one of them is very pretty by human standards
——
They have incredible personalities.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:49 AM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (1Yy3c)
Nice painting, nice ladies, nice tits!
I remember when my tits were that perky. Sigh.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Elisa Esposito at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (d9LQ
With the new Indian/black thing all I can think of is that Michael Jackson "Doesn't matter if you're black or white" But substitute Indian for white
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (IyPmt)
Looks like he used the same model for them all.
I think that happened a lot.
https://tinyurl.com/yckbcp7z
(Dreamers - Albert Moore)
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (d9LQi)
Hand, foot, thigh or blow?
Posted by: Stateless at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:51 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:51 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Skip at August 02, 2024 09:51 AM (D4TxR)
Posted by: Elisa Esposito at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI)
Not interesting unless they have tentacles.
Posted by: Kurt E. at August 02, 2024 09:51 AM (ynpvh)
Flipper? I hardly Knew 'er! - a limerick
A young man named Mortimer Duke
Received a resounding rebuke
He tried to no avail
To grab a piece of tail
But it turned out to just be a fluke
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 09:51 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 02, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)
I had a friend from Hungary and the Stepsisters kill themselves when Cinderella gets the prince. So Cinderella asked G D what happened and Satan answers that he was never out after her to make her life bad but wanted the souls of the stepsisters.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 02, 2024 09:48 AM (gbOdA)
A lot of those fairy tales go back a long way and come from oral traditions. You get a lot of variation with local color embellishing the story.
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:52 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Elisa Esposito at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI
Yes it is....
Yes....it is!
Posted by: Troy McClure at August 02, 2024 09:52 AM (jvJvP)
The chillrens will sleep well on that!
Posted by: rhennigantx
Fairy tales ain't for sissies.
Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2024 09:52 AM (oaGWv)
Didn't realize the 'Ettes were so into her, but whatevs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:47 AM (v6JzV)
You asked for it..........
https://youtu.be/FJofODuHbco
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (oZhjI)
I love what he's done with the sun. You're almost afraid to stare into the corner of the painting.
Posted by: t-bird at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (DyY8E)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 02, 2024
***
Wasn't that earlier, "Brother Louie," by a band called Stories?
"Ain't no diff'rence if you're black or white --
Brothers, you know what I mean. . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (4XwPj)
A toast to your tits!
*Clinks coffee mug*
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Newt Kiley at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
Most of us senior Morons have bad shoulders so we don't need to reach as high anymore. See, all is well with the universe.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:51 AM (d9LQi)
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
The chillrens will sleep well on that!
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Net Zero will have some consequences
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 02, 2024 09:54 AM (3itYU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Perhaps you'll be able to hit the target.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:54 AM (CiLXp)
The chillrens will sleep well on that!
Posted by: rhennigantx
Fairy tales ain't for sissies.
Posted by: Tuna at August 02, 2024 09:52 AM (oaGWv)
Sleeping Beauty is used by the prince (e.g. raped) and gives birth to multiple children before waking up...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (/7KEl)
https://tinyurl.com/smvmdtf3
Sure, it's not some timeless piece of art showcasing the skills of an artist....but it's what the people want!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 09:54 AM (ynpvh)
It wasn't rape-rape.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
So YOU are the Turkish Olympic shooter.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (Ps4hc)
. And she is still amongst us! At age 95.Posted by: Fishin' Fool at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)
yeah lonely sailors didn't think of that when they fantasized about mermaids, must of all been boob guys
Posted by: brak at August 02, 2024 09:56 AM (NGHTx)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (JCZqz)
Okay, this is funny.
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:56 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2024 09:57 AM (fv27Y)
Posted by: Don Black at August
I think we fin ished with the fish puns yesterday.
Posted by: Piper at August 02, 2024 09:57 AM (pZEOD)
https://tinyurl.com/bddfh7a8
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (1Yy3c)
Rene Magritte made an assortment of man/fish paintings. Maybe CBD could pick one for next week.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (RKVpM)
Yes. That's what I have always heard anyway.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Outside of Life at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Elisa Esposito at August 02, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI
Yes it is....
Yes....it is!
Posted by: Troy McClure
You guys, uh....have any good links? Doing research with my family, of course...
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 02, 2024 09:59 AM (JCZqz)
https://tinyurl.com/bddfh7a8
Posted by: Robert
One has to admire the man's commitment to getting the job done. I mean, can you picture this jamoke trying to force that thing up there?
Comedy Gold Jerry!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:59 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: Piper
We can always trout out more fish puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (v6JzV)
What a goddamn mess...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (Q4IgG)
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Yes. That's what I have always heard anyway.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024
***
"Thaaat's right, Husband. Give the kids nightmares with your stories of drowned mermaids and match girls freezing to death. I have trouble enough getting 'em to sleep as it is!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (J2vNu)
love is love, hater
Posted by: brak at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (NGHTx)
I bet they are even creepier in German. Jeebus. That's some scary stuff.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (gm3Cy)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Spengebab Squorponts at August 02, 2024 10:01 AM (yW8wS)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024
***
This Is Not a Mermaid
(-- translated from the French)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)
I bet they are even creepier in German. Jeebus. That's some scary stuff.
Posted by: nurse ratched
We read them auf Deutsch in college. Jeebus!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 10:01 AM (6WCwE)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 09:54 AM (CiLXp)
ooooooh!....sick burn
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 10:01 AM (AwYPR)
Comedy Gold Jerry!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:59 AM (6WCwE)
What's even funnier is after he shoved the eel in he also shoved a lime up there, too.
I can almost understand the eel but the lime?
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (1Yy3c)
Tech tip o' the day. If you want to put your email in the URL box, format it like
mailto:myname@myisp.com
with no spaces.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (1Yy3c)
Watching the Left go to the proverbial mattresses to defend rapists like Polanski, Clinton and Biden and even presiding over Weinstein until it became politically convenient to hang him has been amazing, in the context of watching them become "offended" by Donald Trump.
If Trump - not a rapist or molester - was for open borders and partial birth abortion, they would have already anointed him into sainthood.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: An item not on Austin Powers' bucket list at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024 10:03 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits at August 02, 2024 10:03 AM (Somy5)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 02, 2024 10:03 AM (sJHOI)
I bet they are even creepier in German. Jeebus. That's some scary stuff.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:00 AM (gm3Cy)
I too have a copy.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (1Yy3c)
Yeah that's just weird. I'm sure citrus would burn.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:04 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: Don't have a clue at August 02, 2024 10:04 AM (og5mY)
https://tinyurl.com/bddfh7a8
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (1Yy3c)
shoulda' stuck w/the gerbil
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 10:04 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (1Yy3c)
To keep the eel from escaping.
He didn't realize that it would just eat its way out the other end.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at August 02, 2024 09:55 AM (1Yy3c)
Watching the Left go to the proverbial mattresses to defend rapists like Polanski, Clinton and Biden and even presiding over Weinstein until it became politically convenient to hang him has been amazing, in the context of watching them become "offended" by Donald Trump.
If Trump - not a rapist or molester - was for open borders and partial birth abortion, they would have already anointed him into sainthood.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (DzUVR)
BJ Clinton was all for #metoo; I mean, he reads it as "Pound me too!"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (ynpvh)
When the eel's in your butt and then chews through your gut,
that's a moray
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/bddfh7a8
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (1Yy3c)
Shocking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (ttgoc)
The five nude maidens seem very dishy
But looks make us feel washy-wishy
When it comes to love
It's heaven above
But downstairs it smells awfully fishy!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2024 10:05 AM (eDfFs)
I can almost understand the eel but the lime?
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:02 AM (1Yy3c)
That's a moray.
Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:03 AM (v6JzV)
So what would he shove up his ass to get rid of the eel?
I mean, even with a gerbil, they have TEETH...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Bio 101 at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (DobEs)
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LOVE IS LOVE
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (6Gcwb)
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at August 02, 2024 10:07 AM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
D+. I suggest you re-read the piece and your lecture notes.
Posted by: Medieval Lit Professor at August 02, 2024 10:07 AM (JCZqz)
The character was Mermaid Man, voiced by Ernest Borgnine who was once married to.... Ethel Merman. That can't have been a coincidence.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2024 10:08 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Bio 101 at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (DobEs)
Which came first? The mermaid or the egg?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (2NHgQ)
https://tinyurl.com/bddfh7a8
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (1Yy3c)
Huh, an Indian guy in Vietnam. Most of those stories feature Chinese guys for some reason.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (s9EYN)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024
***
Unfortunately, I dreamed that I had to unclog a toilet. The cause of the clog? Three little pink rubber items that looked like cartoony versions of the Hiroshima bomb.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
'Cause there's something awfully fishy about her. And I don't mean just the downwind vector.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Bio 101 at August 02, 2024 10:06 AM (DobEs)
Wal-Mart.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Next2Nothing at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (tA1/w)
Posted by: Ass Man at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (vlXMQ)
Posted by: no one of any consequence
D+. I suggest you re-read the piece and your lecture notes.
Posted by: Medieval Lit Professor at August 02, 2024 10:07 AM (JCZqz)
Beowulf seems more about the dangers of having your arm ripped off.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Cpn. J.L. Picard at August 02, 2024 09:36 AM (GTqXr)
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AKA The Biden Cabinet.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 10:10 AM (lY72Y)
https://tinyurl.com/bddfh7a8
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 09:58 AM (1Yy3c)
He was hungry, but doesn't like the taste of eel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TC at August 02, 2024 10:11 AM (cHOHf)
Posted by: Bio 101
Back of comic books.
Send $4.95 for your very own sea monkeys!
Please wait 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.
(And f'n Amazon can now do it in two days).
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 10:11 AM (Ps4hc)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2024 10:11 AM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (ufFY8)
And I'm only 29...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:09 AM (v6JzV)
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We live in a retirement community, and I get weekly invitations to free dinners from a handful of organizations hard-selling estate planning, annuities, et. al.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (lY72Y)
This Is Not a Mermaid
(-- translated from the French)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:01 AM
That one's pretty good. I have a book of maybe one hundred of Magritte's paintings and that one is not in it. I wish I could have stuck with more surrealistic paintings in my youth. All the landscapes over time got boring and went into the closet.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Eel Man at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (xu4vb)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2024
***
There's the drawback. This morning I used some cleaning product for coffee pots. Squirted it into the glass carafe and went, "What the *hell* is in that???" Smelled like a dead fish at low tide.
Fortunately it all cleaned up okay and left no aroma for the coffee to pick up. But . . . man!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)
have her washed and brought to my tent
**********
Don't you mean "scaled, gutted and sautéed in butter and brought to my tent""?
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
That's OK. You've got a grandkid coming. So they served their purpose well.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:12 AM (v6JzV)
Never would a loss be more deserved. Trump is the worst humanity has to offer. It's so obvious. It is and will always be scary how many people support him.
"We are going to lose AGAIN, because of this guy." Fixed it. They only won once with this guy & that was cuz of a centuries old stupid rule that should be abolished. He lost by over 3 million votes in 2016.
Race has always been their Kryptonite. They are incapable of discussing race, period. And no one more so than Trump. And what's worse for them is that Trump is incapable of letting it go now, he absolutely cannot just take the loss and change the subject.
You've got multiple Trump surrogates now saying "colored people." You've got his team Tweeting racist memes. They are absolutely doubling down on Trump's performance at the NABJ. Harris is going to win the black vote more than Obama did. It's going to be 97-3 and it's going to come with record black turnout.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at August 02, 2024
***
Misheard lyrics:
"I close my eyes
Only for a moment and the moment's gone;
All my dreams
Pass before my eyes like a colostomy . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Hope his insurance company denies the coverage.
Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
===
Aquaman (DC, I think) had legs, but I think some of his associates were tailed mermen.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (4780s)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at August 02, 2024 10:15 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:15 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)
There's living in a bubble and then there's living in a bubble.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at August 02, 2024 10:15 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2024 10:15 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Slimy Sid at August 02, 2024 10:16 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)
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Pointing out that Kamala called herself Indian up until 5 minutes ago is going to lose the black vote?
Do these white progressives want to tell black people how to feel about race issues some more? Maybe they should go into inner city Baltimore and let it be known.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:16 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 10:16 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Nymphs nymphs and more nymphs! at August 02, 2024 10:17 AM (sAsxS)
Bet the horde has stayed on topic today, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2024 10:17 AM (Pijte)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Aquaman (DC, I think) had legs, but I think some of his associates were tailed mermen.
Posted by: From about That Time at August 02, 2024
***
Yes, Aquaman looked fully human in the DC Comics. Even had his own book, I think. But as many people have said, he was the least interesting of all the DC superheroes. Maybe the recent movies have improved on that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)
He's been getting it right, but for all the wrong reasons.
He's a living Forrest Gump who thinks he's brilliant.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 10:17 AM (elaR+)
Comedy Gold Jerry!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 02, 2024 09:59 AM (6WCwE)
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A Roto-Rooter comes to mind ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at August 02, 2024 10:17 AM (lY72Y)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:17 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024
***
Did Namor wear a divers' Rolex?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (/7KEl)
Hope his insurance company denies the coverage.
Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (xcIvR)
Well, the eel chewed him out over it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (ynpvh)
*******
When an eel makes a pass
And swims up your ass
That's a moray!
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (2UnvF)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)
What does the NAACP stand for?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (PiwSw)
LOL. I read Grendel. A great modern take on the story.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (+H2BX)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (/7KEl)
But it has plenty of weed. Weed leads to munchies. Munchies leads to eating just about anything.
You will eat the seafood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:18 AM (/7KEl)
At least not for a very, very long time now.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Interior_Seaway
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG)
Huh? All five are exactly the same.
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (OguvZ)
Hope his insurance company denies the coverage.
Posted by: Reforger at August 02, 2024
*
Well, the eel chewed him out over it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024
***
Prolapsed eel, now available at your fish market
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu)
For those who remember one of the funniest days we ever had on here, a callback:
America = Intestine
Democrats = Eel
Republicans =The lime
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:20 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E at August 02, 2024 10:20 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Don Black
Do freshwater fish count as seafood?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:20 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2024 10:14 AM (JCZqz)
What does the NAACP stand for?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 02, 2024 10:19 AM (PiwSw)
National Association for the Advancement of Crazy Politicians.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:20 AM (ynpvh)
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Hey babe- fancy a swim?
I like the shape of your flukes
and you have really beautiful scales
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:21 AM (/7KEl)
Namor the Sub-Mariner >> Aquaman
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:15 AM (v6JzV)
Well...the little bitty wings on Namor's heels certainly made him teh gheyest underwater superhero.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Slime Trail at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (CV8a5)
For those who remember one of the funniest days we ever had on here, a callback:
America = Intestine
Democrats = Eel
Republicans =The lime
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:20 AM (DzUVR)
No, No No. Put the lime in the Coconut!
Posted by: Harry Nilsson at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: spindrift
Not true. The one on the far right has a bigger rack than the others.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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well, people do like trout
but it's deep ocean whitefish for me
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Nymphs nymphs and more nymphs! at August 02, 2024 10:22 AM (sAsxS)
Posted by: Don Black
Do freshwater fish count as seafood?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:20 AM (v6JzV)
Si, Señor.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:23 AM (ynpvh)
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Hey babe- fancy a swim?
I like the shape of your flukes
and you have really beautiful scales
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024
***
A mermaid would probably find even young Mark Spitz or Michael Phelps to be kind of funny. "You don't do too badly in the water, considering your handicap. Let me show you how it's done."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)
LOL. I read Grendel. A great modern take on the story.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
Exactly! Villains are complex, interesting, sympathetic...and sexy. It's not all black and white, but various shades of gray. It's about power, and who is allowed to wield it, not arbitrary societal standards of good and evil.
Posted by: Leslye Headland at August 02, 2024 10:23 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Lonely Sailor at August 02, 2024 10:23 AM (NGHTx)
Posted by: red speck at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: spindrift
Not true. The one on the far right has a bigger rack than the others.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
True, but what's the point?
She'd lay some eggs and you'd fertilize them?
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (+H2BX)
----
Hey babe- fancy a swim?
I like the shape of your flukes
and you have really beautiful scales
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024
***
A mermaid would probably find even young Mark Spitz or Michael Phelps to be kind of funny. "You don't do too badly in the water, considering your handicap. Let me show you how it's done."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)
Does she need a bicycle?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (+H2BX)
The mountain goat's ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Ah, OK, it's perfectly fine and a good thing that some people are obsessed with race. The MSM, pollsters, Kamala, Democrats, Democrat voters -- these are all people who can openly discuss Kamala's race (and everyone else's). When they do it is just talkin' politics, no biggie. We don't even notice it, it's become so commonplace.
Heaven forbid Trump, anyone on his team, his voters or the non-progressive media mention race ever. No, that makes them raaaaacists, "obsessed with race," and must be shutdown/cancelled/tossed from polite society ASAP.
So again, tell me why Trump must accept these ridiculous rules and treat race-related topic as "off-limits?"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (Pijte)
---
aw man, I'm from Maryland
fresh means 'we caught these about an hour ago'
I do miss rockfish
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Ethel at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 02, 2024
***
In '94, stuck in Albuquerque when our flight was canceled, we had shrimp at a local restaurant. It was . . . just okay. Kinda dull compared to what I've eaten all my life.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (J8LnB)
*unzips*
Posted by: Lonely Sailor
Except for the razor sharp teeth...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (elaR+)
Posted by: Nymphs nymphs and more nymphs!
Isn't there a Futurama episode like this. Fry goes to an underwater kingdom, meets a cute mermaid, expects a hookup...and she has a bed of eggs she expects him to fertilize?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (JCZqz)
*unzips*
Posted by: Lonely Sailor at August 02, 2024 10:23 AM (NGHTx)
Ya don't know what kinda teeth she has; might be worse than a potato peeler (urban dictionary version).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
The eel has now found a home and is making it his own. Let's see what kind of home it is. Jim, let's explore the home further.
Jim:
F*** you, Marlin.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Kamala Harris at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (oZhjI)
Except for the razor sharp teeth...
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at August 02, 2024 10:25 AM (elaR+)
It don't matter, just don't bite it.
Posted by: Eazy-E at August 02, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 02, 2024 10:26 AM (wGerL)
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:26 AM (uCfKO)
I do miss rockfish
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:24 AM
Stripers? They're being introduced into some large fresh water lakes and surviving nicely.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:27 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at August 02, 2024 10:26 AM (wGerL)
Whatever it takes to get the tits out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Nymphs nymphs and more nymphs!
By eating your soul. Duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:28 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Nymphs nymphs and more nymphs!
By eating your soul. Duh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:28 AM (IG4Id)
they don't LOOK like red heads...and no freckles.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:29 AM (ynpvh)
Overheard at the ER: "There I was, just mindin' my own business, when all of a sudden I fell onto this eel. . ."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2024 10:29 AM (Pijte)
how does a saltwater species go in fresh waters
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:29 AM (/7KEl)
Plus, I'm working in colo rectal surgery again today, so I'm literally dealing with assholes. All. Day.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (SlYvX)
Posted by: Kayne at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (og5mY)
https://tinyurl.com/ruzb66ya
But I thought kids became suicidal if we didn't start them on the path to genital mutilation.
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (1Yy3c)
Robert Francis "Pedo" O'Rourke had over $100m in campaign funds when he ran against Ted Cruz. He lost.
Where'd that money go?
Also, Collin Allred is running against Cruz now, as a Democrat, and is saying Cruz is why the border is open and he's going to fix it, along with ABORTION!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)
strip clubs seem to do well almost anywhere.
Posted by: Lonely Sailor at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (NGHTx)
Plus, I'm working in colo rectal surgery again today, so I'm literally dealing with assholes. All. Day.
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (SlYvX)
watch out for eels. Just sayin'
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (J8LnB)
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (uCfKO)
* types *
* erases *
Posted by: Rayland G. at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (/y8xj)
-- Pseudo Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Kayne at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (og5mY)
Are they cold as tits?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (ynpvh)
This sounds like the makings of a good country song.
Posted by: spindrift at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (OguvZ)
how does a saltwater species go in fresh waters
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:29 AM
Apparently it works in some locations quite well. They don't get to the same size as saltwater but I've seen reports of them in the 10 to 20 pound range. That's one helluva nice size fish to catch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (RKVpM)
*******
Mostly in the fishioonary position...
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (uCfKO)
Or Dogfish style.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (Pijte)
Posted by: Eazy-E at August 02, 2024 10:26 AM
Now there's a late 80s/early 90s reference I haven't heard in a while.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (kgE5c)
"Hearing there was a progressive revolt last night over Shapiro as VP, several WH staffers that went all in on Palestine (wearing the keffiyeh, attending protests) openly threatening to quit, one donor also threatening to withhold millions"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Wally at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (hqVaF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (kgE5c)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024
I'm watching horror movies now.
'Teeth" from 2007 is apparently about a girl whose vagina has teeth.
Haven't seen it yet...
Posted by: Troy McClure at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
*********
Elvers have left the building...
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Kayne at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (og5mY)
"Hearing there was a progressive revolt last night over Shapiro as VP, several WH staffers that went all in on Palestine (wearing the keffiyeh, attending protests) openly threatening to quit, one donor also threatening to withhold millions"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM
Good news, in a sad way.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (RKVpM)
"Hearing there was a progressive revolt last night over Shapiro as VP, several WH staffers that went all in on Palestine (wearing the keffiyeh, attending protests) openly threatening to quit, one donor also threatening to withhold millions"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (5p7BC)
In the end, Dems always fall in line and circle the wagons.
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024
I'm watching horror movies now.
'Teeth" from 2007 is apparently about a girl whose vagina has teeth.
Haven't seen it yet...
Posted by: Troy McClure at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (jvJvP)
The old vagina dentata.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (SlYvX)
Let us know if you pull out anything interesting.
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Stateless at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (jvJvP)
LOL.
But we all know this is Trump's fault, amirite?
After all, he said pussy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (ufFY8)
Cooper out
Kelly scandals, likely out
Shapiro scandals, jewish, likely out
Coming down to Walz and Buttigeg
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (5p7BC)
"Hearing there was a progressive revolt last night over Shapiro as VP, several WH staffers that went all in on Palestine (wearing the keffiyeh, attending protests) openly threatening to quit, one donor also threatening to withhold millions"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (5p7BC)
When is genocide not considered genocide?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (ufFY8)
LOL.
But we all know this is Trump's fault, amirite?
After all, he said pussy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (ufFY
Well damn. How's the dirt market?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM
This one's for you, nurse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2gABYTmXos
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: nurse ratched, certified weirdo at August 02, 2024 10:30 AM (SlYvX)
Our Colorado Horde will have to pretend that they did not just read what they certainly just read.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (kQgoX)
Posted by: Troy McClure
New scent ideas for Gwyneth...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV)
Cooper out
Kelly scandals, likely out
Shapiro scandals, jewish, likely out
Coming down to Walz and Buttigeg
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (5p7BC)
Stephen Green thinks it's Shapiro cuz he canceled a bunch of events this weekend.
Posted by: Robert at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (1Yy3c)
Well damn. How's the dirt market?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM (ynpvh)
We don't call 911 and my buddy has a backhoe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
"Hearing there was a progressive revolt last night over Shapiro as VP, several WH staffers that went all in on Palestine (wearing the keffiyeh, attending protests) openly threatening to quit, one donor also threatening to withhold millions"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (5p7BC)
=======
This is why you have primaries.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
Enjoy this flashback of Kamala Harris telling us "How dare we speak 'merry Christmas!'" because it may not be merry for migrants
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 02, 2024 10:36 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (7PziG)
Trump says fuck you and your narrative, you're going to say what you want about me anyway, I give no fucks.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2024 10:34 AM (UnA8+)
========
They're going to have to do it on a very abbreviated timeline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (ufFY8)
Surely you're mistaken. The Greatest President of All Time told me a few days ago that he fixed the economy. And the climate.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Megthered at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (rwiQP)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:35 AM
Whenever vaccines are involved....
Posted by: Stateless at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (jvJvP)
The DeMorgan collection is a huge body of work.
Looks like Evelyn De Morgan began her career with portraits of famous male artists, including her husband (an artist in tiles, stained glass and furniture), and then veered to painting spiritual, mythological, and allegorical themes.
In 1914-1916, Evelyn painted The Red Cross. Her husband died in 1917. Her last paintings, in 1919, were The Barred Gate; The Passing of the Soul at Death, and The Gilded Cage.
The odd thing about Evelyn De Morgan's paintings of the mermaids and other female forms is that the bodies were all alike. 🤷♀️ (Perhaps she was afraid of offending or straying into the more traditional male artists' lanes.)
Thanks, very interesting. A good art lesson. I'd like to see some of her works in person, though I wouldn't hang this specific piece.
Posted by: L - If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (kgE5c)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM
This place...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:29 AM
Apparently it works in some locations quite well. They don't get to the same size as saltwater but I've seen reports of them in the 10 to 20 pound range. That's one helluva nice size fish to catch.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:32 AM (RKVpM)
Down here...SC...spawning populations were caught upstream when newly constructed dams were closed...state recorld is 63#
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 10:38 AM (AwYPR)
Whenever vaccines are involved....
Posted by: Stateless at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (jvJvP)
Or Jews.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Santana at August 02, 2024 10:38 AM (P7Ufd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:38 AM (v6JzV)
You don't cancel those if you are on the ticket.
But we'll see, in usually wrong.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:39 AM (5p7BC)
Surely you're mistaken. The Greatest President of All Time told me a few days ago that he fixed the economy. And the climate.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (/y8xj)
Yeah, a few chickens coming home.
Not all of them yet.
Probably be a fun weekend!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:39 AM (ufFY8)
"Hearing there was a progressive revolt last night over Shapiro as VP, several WH staffers that went all in on Palestine (wearing the keffiyeh, attending protests) openly threatening to quit, one donor also threatening to withhold millions"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (5p7BC)
HA HA!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 10:39 AM (FnneF)
https://tinyurl.com/yc3hkhh3
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:39 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at August 02, 2024 10:39 AM (94sDB)
Posted by: EELER'S wheel at August 02, 2024 10:40 AM (og5mY)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:40 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Megthered at August 02, 2024 10:40 AM (rwiQP)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Santana at August 02, 2024 10:38 AM
Eee-Eel woman...
Posted by: ELO at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (Wnv9h)
Suspended dividend.
That is sort of scary.
IIRC, their new chips have a bad habit of bricking. That sort of thing is frowned upon.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Don Black
Ask bull sharks. They seem to be able to swim up the Mississippi River quite far.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (Ps4hc)
Posted by: Monty P at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (7clnj)
Suspended dividend.
That is sort of scary.
Well, when you f*ck yourself......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
----
what does this mean
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (/7KEl)
-----------
Really? So we're going to get "the hag and the fag?"
wonderful.
Since the alphabet people seem to have a massive influence on literally every facet of society.... that just bodes so great for us.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (FfSAJ)
Posted by: P. Frampton at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (og5mY)
Suspended dividend.
That is sort of scary.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:37 AM (ufFY
Didn't they just dump a couple thousand employees in a layoff?
Best Economy EVER!!!!!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Don Black
Ask bull sharks. They seem to be able to swim up the Mississippi River quite far.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (Ps4hc)
Some can and some can't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (v6JzV)
FFS, people got upset when he called Hillary a "nasty woman" during the debate, huffing that he was going to upset all the sensitive broads.
Except it took the air right out of her phony Woman push. Now all people could think when they heard her tout her supposed womanhood was that she's nasty, which is true.
And Kamala IS a phony opportunist. Wait a month or so, this will bake into a beautiful dessert.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (QyLHS)
Posted by: Leon Czolgosz at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (hqVaF)
But never a story of interest to the MSM.
But Vance said cat ladies.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (5p7BC)
what does this mean
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (/7KEl)
Colo rectal. Colo rado.
It's a natural progression, you see.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
He's glib, I'll give him that.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM
Objection. AoSHQ Style Guide calls for "I don't get it".
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (yizVJ)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (FewJI)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Bad Company at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (og5mY)
https://tinyurl.com/yc3hkhh3
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:39 AM (xCA6C)
Funny but sad that this is such an evergreen phrase.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (xCA6C)
That's right. And they were just brazening it out, which is not a good move.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (ufFY8)
-
There's a recent MSM article (Forbes Iirc) trying to explain to normal LIV types that the stock market has barely moved since 2021 and that the increase to 40k is inflation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - What is the one way speed of light? at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (6Gcwb)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (Ps4hc)
They used to be found, occasionally, as far north as Illinois.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 02, 2024 10:31 AM (J8LnB)
Go on...
Posted by: naturalfake at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (eDfFs)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 02, 2024 10:41 AM (xCA6C)
That's right. And they were just brazening it out, which is not a good move.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (ufFY
It could work...
Posted by: ClownStrike at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Outside of Life at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (QyLHS)
Yeah, but do they know that?
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 10:44 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:43 AM (RKVpM)
Missed it by |----| that much.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:45 AM (ynpvh)
He shoots from the hip.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 02, 2024 10:45 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 02, 2024 10:45 AM (MdjE1)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:45 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:45 AM (uCfKO)
freshwater, saltwater
water is water
everybody's got gills, so what's the diff
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:45 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Megthered
They screwed up. The chip underneath the chip, the VIA wasn't compatible with the newest chip, apparently, and blamed the motherboard mfr's. AMD, their rival, acknowledged the problem and recalled a bunch of stuff. Intel refused to do so until everyone figured out the problem. Or so some say.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (IG4Id)
Libertarians are useless.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
But weed, man!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (ynpvh)
Libertarians are useless.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
But weed, man!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM
And hookers! And blow!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (5p7BC)
But weed, man!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (ynpvh)
"Man....we're so much more than just weed, bro...."
*tokes a blunt*
- - - - Libertarians
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:42 AM (/7KEl)
It means Remedial Reading at #358.
Be sure to take in what was quoted (italics), above that which you query, as shown.
"colo rectal".
There's a joke...Ah, sa...Ah say..Ah said there's JOKE in theah, son! /foghorn
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (kQgoX)
Libertarians are useless.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (v6JzV)
=======
More than a decade ago, Ron Paul said the only purpose of a border wall was to keep the population in, not to protect it from outsiders.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Megthered
They screwed up. The chip underneath the chip, the VIA wasn't compatible with the newest chip, apparently, and blamed the motherboard mfr's. AMD, their rival, acknowledged the problem and recalled a bunch of stuff. Intel refused to do so until everyone figured out the problem. Or so some say.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:46 AM (IG4Id)
Don't forget the bios micro-code that caused voltages to be too high. My CPU is affected; computer randomly locks up, which is one of the symptoms. Damage is apparently permanent from those overvoltage events once they happen.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Daily Rush refernce at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (og5mY)
He would be my dream choice.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (5p7BC)
Do the 'body positive' types have that much clout?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (FnneF)
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Posted by: Donovan at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (P7Ufd)
Do the 'body positive' types have that much clout?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (FnneF)
If they avoid the heart attack long enough, maybe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (FewJI)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 02, 2024 10:33 AM (5p7BC)
In the end, Dems always fall in line and circle the wagons.
Posted by: XTC
Usually, yes, but....this might be a little different. This is the radical, Jew-hating, young activist minority base of the Dem party. They already think the Dems are sellouts to Palestine, and they're not as invested in supporting Dems from a "Team Blue" mentality. Plus, the margin of victory in some places (like Michigan) may be VERY narrow, so even a slight impact in voter intensity matters.
The Dems may be kinda screwed on this one. Even if Kamala makes promises they like, the fact a Jew is her VP will turn a LOT of their antisemitic base away. Enough, at least, to possibly make a difference.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (JCZqz)
-- the Merman
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)
Consistency being a hobgoblin and all that.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (DzUVR)
Fuck Amash. He sucks Chyna's little nuts.
By extension, Fuck Ron Paul.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (ufFY8)
Do the 'body positive' types have that much clout?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (FnneF)
If they avoid the heart attack long enough, maybe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at August 02, 2024 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
definite heavy-weights.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (ynpvh)
I thought you were saying people in Colorado are assholes
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (/7KEl)
It will be a good day.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 02, 2024 10:49 AM (icmmM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Incredible. What a PoS.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)
Rock onto Eel Lectric Avenue
Posted by: Divide by Zero at August 02, 2024 10:50 AM (RKVpM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Incredible. What a PoS.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)
Oh, that explains gated communities!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:50 AM (ynpvh)
FFS, people got upset when he called Hillary a "nasty woman" during the debate, huffing that he was going to upset all the sensitive broads.
Except it took the air right out of her phony Woman push. Now all people could think when they heard her tout her supposed womanhood was that she's nasty, which is true.
And Kamala IS a phony opportunist. Wait a month or so, this will bake into a beautiful dessert.
Posted by: ...
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Conservativism does not have a coherent definition so it attracts all sorts including conservatism is niceness to others aka polite party manners which are always offended by those that push truth as a primary value.
The cold hard truth is that niceness is not a winning value--truth is no matter how hard and cold that it is. That goes the way back to the formal study of rhetoric and its use in politics/government. The best rhetoric explains an essential truth about the subject in a way that stirs the emotions.
Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 10:51 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
I don't think we appreciate the things we are asking of 40 year old code.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:51 AM (IG4Id)
So, yeah, permanent damage.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:51 AM (ufFY8)
Eel guy: Physician, eel thyself!
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:51 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)
He's wrong about "only", but the moment Democrats start touting a wall, get your affairs in order.
Posted by: ... at August 02, 2024 10:51 AM (DzUVR)
Posted by: Bad Company at August 02, 2024
***
"Eelings . . .
Nothing more than eelings . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:52 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Poke Ridge Boys at August 02, 2024 10:52 AM (og5mY)
So, yeah, permanent damage.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 02, 2024 10:51 AM (ufFY
I thought they supposedly fixed that problem in 2023.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:52 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:52 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 02, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)
Oh, that explains gated communities!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:50 AM (ynpvh)
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It's a Cold War mentality brought about by the Berlin Wall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (uCfKO)
this is new
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024
***
Enough to make a guy squirm
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
You sushi what she said...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy, Weird Dude at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (d9LQi)
Nothing more than eelings . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:52 AM (J2vNu)
"Big eels keep on turnin'..."
Posted by: BignJames at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (AwYPR)
stowin' a way a lime
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (/7KEl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Ideologues never correct their theories for experience. But, like leftists, always argue that their theory was misapplied or misunderstood when proven to be awful in practice.
Pragmatism and experience trumps political and economic theory. Macro economics as a field has basically went off the rails because their theory does not match actual results in the field. Micro theory does not scale up either.
So it goes for much of political theory.
Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Poke Ridge Boys at August 02, 2024 10:54 AM (og5mY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 10:55 AM (IG4Id)
-- John Sedgwick
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at August 02, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 02, 2024 10:55 AM (W4qJF)
----
did he think America was a prison state?
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024 10:55 AM (/7KEl)
NY Times Blames “Brutal Capitalism” for Socialist Venezuela’s Demise
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I got 99 problems but Vance ain't one at August 02, 2024 10:56 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Misunderstanding Comments for Humorous Effect at August 02, 2024 10:56 AM (xPJvm)
Libertarians believe in no responsibilities. You could argue about which one is more utopian.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 02, 2024 10:56 AM (cf/0E)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Yeah, not gonna happen most likely. His efforts would be better spent trying to register and turnout the estimated 10 million gun owners who are not registered to vote. Many of them are in swing states like PA, MI, WI, MN, etc.
Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 10:56 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2024 10:56 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 02, 2024 10:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at August 02, 2024 1
***
"Is Lassie a boy dog?'
"Uh, yes."
"Then it's happened. Rin Tin Tin has come out of the closet at last."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:57 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 10:58 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: muldoon at August 02, 2024 10:58 AM (uCfKO)
Libertarians believe in no responsibilities. You could argue about which one is more utopian.
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Neither scale well because human nature is not a blank slate and societies are not comparable in delivering what we would call widespread happiness in that society.
If you do not base your political theories on actual human nature as demonstrated through the millennia of actual field conditions, then whatever fruits of your theories are likely to be sour.
The Good Book is the key to a happy and prosperous life for individuals which does scale up into a happy society.
Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 10:58 AM (qdbNv)
The video is gold.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 02, 2024 10:59 AM (vsGEm)
Libertarians believe in no responsibilities
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We were gonna believe in something, but then we got high.
Posted by: Libertarians at August 02, 2024 10:59 AM (3itYU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mungo Jerry at August 02, 2024 10:59 AM (P7Ufd)
Posted by: whig
Because its author is the on the largest scale there is.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)
Slovakian swimmer Tamara Potocka, 21, collapses and is taken away on a stretcher in front of horrified spectators and her Brit rival after finishing seventh in Olympic 200m individual medley heat
https://shorturl.at/NlmAh
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 02, 2024 11:00 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2024 11:00 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Gadfly. Useful as a critic in the HoR but not useful as a general guide to governance.
Reason why we should always have someone critical aka devils advocate in a group to avoid groupthink problems.
Posted by: whig at August 02, 2024 11:00 AM (qdbNv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 02, 2024 11:00 AM (8JEhi)
Posted by: Outside of Life at August 02, 2024 11:01 AM (89Sog)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 02, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at August 02, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 02, 2024 11:01 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 02, 2024 10:56 AM (ufFY
Where does Aqua Buddha factor into this?
Posted by: XTC at August 02, 2024 11:02 AM (UnA8+)
this is new
Posted by: Don Black at August 02, 2024
We can do whatever the eel we want! Stompy foot. Or tail. Or whatever eels have.
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