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Criminal FBI Director Wray Chums The Water of "Trump Wasn't Shot" Conspiracy Theory, and Leftwingers Go Into Feeding Frenzy

The left desperately, desperately wants to steal valor from Trump and claim AKSHUALLY he wasn't shot, just hit by "shrapnel."

The think this is a big win for them.

Christopher Wray, the most loathesome left-leaning political animal Trump sadly appointed (recommended by Severe Conservative Chris Christie), knows what the left wants at all times -- and always delivers it to them.

Ryan Nobles
@ryanobles

This got lost yesterday.. but FBI Director Wray told Congress:

"I think with respect to former President Trump there's some question about whether or not it's a bullet or shrapnel that you know hit his ear."

Trump has not released medical records from after the shooting.

There is no question about this, other than the Just Asking Questions conspiracy theorists of Bullet Trutherism.

But the left seized on Wray's endorsement of their pet conspiracy theory, as he knew the left -- his constituency -- would:

CNN's freak-a-deak leftist "National Security Analyst" seized on the conspiracy chum:

Juliette Kayyem
@juliettekayyem

I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot. I can condemn the assassination and still demand truth, especially since Trump is now politicizing taking a bullet. Wray has now opened the door; this is not a conspiracy theory. Wray, known for exact phrasing and being careful, didn't say this on accident. He is begging us to ask.

Indeed, this vile monster is begging the left to pick up the crumbs he just left them.


No word yet from Jake Tapper about whether this is one of the Bad Conspiracy Theories, or one of the Good Conspiracy Theories that CNN supports.

In related news: Wray denied that he ever, ever saw a hint of Biden's obvious mental decline.


Former President Donald Trump called on FBI Director Christopher Wray to resign on Wednesday after the director testified before Congress that he has not noticed any cognitive decline in President Joe Biden.

Wray was questioned by House Republicans on Wednesday about the assassination attempt on Trump earlier this month. During the hearing, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) also questioned Wray about his interactions with Biden and if he's witnessed the president's cognitive abilities go downhill.

"I don't meet with him very often, but what you're describing is not something that I've observed during my interactions with him," Wray said.

"It never occurred to you that he's not up to [the job] in all these briefings you did?" Gaetz pressed.

"As I said, my briefings with the president have all been completely fine," Wray replied.

In a post on Truth Social after the hearing, Trump blasted Wray, whom he nominated to serve as FBI director in 2017.

"I watched the Congressional Hearing today as Christopher Wray was asked the question whether or not he noticed any Cognitive Degeneration in his many conversations with Crooked Joe Biden and, despite the fact that Special Counsel Robert Hur said, effectively, that Joe Biden is INCOMPETENT, with LITTLE MEMORY, etc., Wray said that 'it is not something I observed during my interactions with him, which were uneventful and unremarkable,' essentially stating that he found nothing wrong, mentally or physically, with 'Joe,'" Trump said.


"If that is the case, Director Wray should resign immediately from the FBI, and stop 'sweet talking' Congress every time he goes up, which he loves to do, because anybody can see that Joe Biden is cognitively and physically challenged, and if you can't see that, you sure as hell can't be running the FBI -- Unless, that is, you want to illegally lead the Raid on Mar-a-Lago. Wray has to resign, and NOW, for LYING TO CONGRESS!" he added.

A while back, Just the News reported that the FBI was administering political litmus tests to potential employees.

FBI officials conducting a top-secret security clearance review for a longtime employee asked witnesses whether that employee was known to support former President Donald Trump, if he had expressed concerns about the COVID-19 vaccine or had attended a Second Amendment rally, according to internal memos that prompted a complaint to the Justice Department's internal watchdog alleging political bias inside the bureau.

The employee's security clearance was revoked months after the interviews, which confirmed his support for Trump and gun rights and his concerns about the COVID vaccine, according to the documents obtained by Just the News.

The memos show that agents for the FBI's Security Division asked at least three witnesses in spring 2022 whether the employee, whose name and job title was redacted from the memos, had been known to "vocalize support for President Trump" or "vocalize objections to Covid-19 vaccination." Agents ascertained from at least one witness that the worker, in fact, had declined to get the coronavirus inoculation.

The latter questions about the vaccine were asked in spring 2022, a few months after the U.S. Supreme Court had struck down vaccine mandates in corporate workplaces and a separate federal court had issued an injunction on federal employee vaccine mandates.

Don't worry yourself about that, Wray now says. After an extensive several-hour once-over of the situation, Wray can now confidently conclude that the FBI and his leadership are, as usual, faultless. That was yet another of the hundreds of "isolated incidents" of FBI political bias.

Don't connect these many, many "isolated incidents" and conclude that the FBI has a systematic bias to the leftwing. No, all of these "isolated incidents" just happen spontaneously with no connection at all to FBI political culture, and just randomly all happen to favor the hard left.

FBI director says bureau identified origin of Trump litmus test memo, removed contractor responsible

Director Christopher Wray confirmed Just the News' reporting on this memo, but said the incident was isolated and the form was created by a contractor.


FBI Director Christopher Wray told Congress Wednesday that his staff identified the source of the litmus test memo that showed security reviewers asked about a bureau employee's support for Donald Trump, opinion about the COVID-19 vaccine, and views of the Second Amendment and called the memo "inappropriate."

Wow, he called the imposition of a political loyalty test on FBI employees "inappropriate"? He really brought out the big rhetorical guns for this one.

He must be so mad!

Director Christopher Wray confirmed Just the News' reporting on this memo, but said the incident was isolated and the form was created by a contractor.

"So, the document you are asking about is an interview outline we only recently learned about and, in my view, is completely inappropriate," Wray told the House Judiciary Committee, in response to a question from Wisconsin GOP Rep. Tom Tiffany.

...


But, the representatives of the whistleblower who first brought concerns about the memo to Congress pushed back on Wray's claims, saying their client told Congress that the problem was more wide spread than Wray let on in his testimony.

"Director Wray is hiding the ball on this. Another whistleblower to [Empower Oversight]--a registered Democrat and supervisor from within the FBI's Security Division--disclosed to [the Justice Department Inspector General] and to Congress that these kinds of questions were asked all the time in interviews, even if they weren't typed up in outlines ahead of time," President of Empower Oversight, Tristan Leavitt, posted to X.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:44 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 25, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

2 He says as he jets off in his private plane...

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 25, 2024 03:44 PM (MeG8a)

3 And he gave the media their marching orders. newsweak is already running the story that Trump was in fact not shot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 25, 2024 03:45 PM (QNSds)

4 That Wray needs a pie un the face. And a fist in... well never mind.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2024 03:45 PM (ftFVW)

5 12th?

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at July 25, 2024 03:46 PM (zOD0w)

6 It was a water pistol right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Today at July 25, 2024 03:46 PM (qfLjt)

7 These people are insane.

Also evil.

The FBI delenda est.

Every member of the FBI should be spat upon and jeered on sight.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 25, 2024 03:46 PM (N1DT3)

8 I am proud to announce that all cemetery occupants support and will vote for Kuntala Harris for President or Something in November.

Posted by: President of the Association of National Cemeteries at July 25, 2024 03:46 PM (VYql4)

9 The burden of proof is on those who say he was not hit by a bullet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 03:47 PM (d9LQi)

10 I don't know what's more distressing. The straight up lying to my face, or the miniscule credit that they are giving my intelligence.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 25, 2024 03:48 PM (XPM1I)

11 Trump was injured by a squirt from Kamala's hoochie. Trump has yet to provide proof that this is not true!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 03:48 PM (d9LQi)

12
- Biden is fine.
- Trump wasn't shot.
- Kamala was never "border czar".

Every day we learn something new.

You would learn more locked in a dark cave in Antarctica.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 03:48 PM (v9JpZ)

13 This clown being gone is one of the many reasons I hope Trump is re-elected. There needs to be a big flushing at the top of the FBI (and CIA).

Posted by: Ann at July 25, 2024 03:49 PM (4neFu)

14 I’m just waiting for the “there was no assassination attempt!” gaslighting to come down.

Posted by: Advo at July 25, 2024 03:49 PM (jO4mz)

15
That Wray needs a pie un the face. And a fist in... well never mind.
Posted by: She Hobbit


Go on!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 25, 2024 03:49 PM (63Dwl)

16 The standard of "burden of proof" is nothing short of amazing these days. I'm sure it'll only get better from here.

Posted by: Brando at July 25, 2024 03:49 PM (0TSWc)

17 Good grief.

Posted by: InZona at July 25, 2024 03:50 PM (J//9L)

18 There is no proof that the gunman was even aiming at Trump!!! Where is his evidence of this claim?????

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 03:50 PM (d9LQi)

19 Shrapnel from what? It's already been proven that the teleprompters weren't hit.

Posted by: venmoaddict at July 25, 2024 03:50 PM (mxEar)

20 It's laughable at this point.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 25, 2024 03:50 PM (ZtyUu)

21 The left just tried to assassinate a former president and the leading candidate for the presidency. They did that to eliminate him from the race, and in the process enslave us to a government meant to serve the people, not their cabal.

I’m a little puzzled by the argument about how close they came.

You missed motherfuckers. And on Election Day we are gonna crush you and every last subversive in the Democrat Party.

But you keep up with those fallacies and diversions, assholes.

By the way, the shooter was just like you. Another delusional loser.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 03:50 PM (s798l)

22 I don't see how this helps the left. The people who didn't believe Trump was shot already, still won't believe it and people who voted for Trump probably think it's just as awful things to say. The FBI/SS is not coming out of all this smelling like roses.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 03:51 PM (dTTBf)

23 Day 1, minute 1, second 1: Fire Wray.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 25, 2024 03:51 PM (qUkBO)

24 It's laughable at this point.
Posted by: IC - #FJB

And so we laugh to keep from crying.

*wipes away single tear*

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 25, 2024 03:51 PM (ftFVW)

25 Regardless, Trump was within millimeters of being murdered.

Posted by: Archer at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (IDphi)

26 SO MUCH CONTENT!

Posted by: Max Power at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (q177U)

27 Stop calling Kamala the vice president. She has never been the vice president. This is just rightwing disinformation to tie her to Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (d9LQi)

28 Getting shot with a bullet or hit with shrapnel caused by a bullet aimed towards you is still an attempted assassination. This is not the mike drop the Left thinks it is.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (sAmhv)

29 Christopher Wray, the most loathesome left-leaning political animal Trump sadly appointed (recommended by Severe Conservative Chris Christie), knows what the left wants at all times -- and always delivers it to them.
__________

That one is all on Trump. There were plenty of warnings before the appointment that Wray is a tool. Of the deep state.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (PXay+)

30 Fish rots from the head down.

As a baseline the FBI lies about everything.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (cOq4q)

31 Good legal defense by the Left: "Sure, we tried to kill him, but we missed!"

Posted by: t-bird at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (sZIeh)

32 28 Getting shot with a bullet or hit with shrapnel caused by a bullet aimed towards you is still an attempted assassination. This is not the mike drop the Left thinks it is.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (sAmhv)

=======

"He wasn't THAT close to getting murdered."

"Oh, so he was almost murdered."

"No, he faked it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

33 Democrats: Anyone who was only injured by shrapnel is a sucker, a pussy and a loser.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (v9JpZ)

34 I am surprised they are not saying his wound was self-inflicted.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (ZtyUu)

35 I've never served in teh military, but wouldn't Trump be entitled to a Purple Heart and recognition for being in combat if he was in the military?

Posted by: ghbucky at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (/xDbx)

36 Wray has now opened the door; this is not a conspiracy theory.

And when I say this is not a conspiracy theory, I totally mean this is a conspiracy theory.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (xCA6C)

37 This is going to backfire on them.

Posted by: Max Power at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (q177U)

38 I've never served in teh military, but wouldn't Trump be entitled to a Purple Heart and recognition for being in combat if he was in the military?

By the John Kerry standard, he's entitled to a Congressional Medal of Honor.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (xCA6C)

39 well, this just furthers my belief that the entire DOJ should be number 3 on the list to be removed from the federal govt.

end the fib, ed, energy, and doj for a start

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (nXhwP)

40 Whistleblowers reveal ‘disturbing loss of trust in the FBI’ with local law enforcement refusing to work with the bureau

‘They are not only reluctant to work with the FBI but reportedly have decided to no longer share actionable, substantive information on criminal and other intelligence-related activity with the FBI.’

https://tinyurl.com/3d2jc6h3

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (gV1De)

41 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (CsFO2)

42 I am surprised they are not saying his wound was self-inflicted.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (ZtyUu)

Some are. Some are.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (N1DT3)

43 I don't recall anything solid, a possible source of "sharpnel", directly in front of Trump when he went down.

Posted by: javems at July 25, 2024 03:45 PM (8I4hW)

Posted by: javems at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (8I4hW)

44 I watched that Wray hearing and grew more infuriated by the minute at all of the lost opportunities to nail that blow-dried weasel to the wall. Not one Republican representative stepped up after Wray waxed rhapsodic over all of the J6 protesters the FBI had hunted down, reciting by memory all of those so very vital statistics. Bastard was actually gloating.

Posted by: troyriser at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (Vvljl)

45 Some of you aren’t the political wonks I thought you were. Oliver Chase is your Libertarian candidate.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (B1dzx)

46 The story will eventually be that Trump shot a bunch of people.

Hey Robert.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (v9JpZ)

47 He wasn't hit with a bullet, he was hit with a *piece* of a bullet! Impeach!

Posted by: Transhumanist Psychopaths on Drugs at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (qUkBO)

48 Ace, I have a slightly different take on this: I'm happy about it.

Let this pensucker Wray drool this crap all he wants. It will only keep the assassination attempt in the news, which is exactly what the Democraps do not want. It makes Trump look heroic, and the SS and deep state look like incompetent buffoons if not murders.

Nobody who isn't already pathologically TDS thinks for a second that some unidentified, unknown, and apparently invisible dark-matter "shrapnel" caused Trump's injuries.

And even if it somehow was shrapnel, so what? Trump was shot at, and not only survived the attempt, he emerged heroic and defiant. The more that story and images stay in the public eye, the better.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

49 Whistleblowers reveal ‘disturbing loss of trust in the FBI’ with local law enforcement refusing to work with the bureau

‘They are not only reluctant to work with the FBI but reportedly have decided to no longer share actionable, substantive information on criminal and other intelligence-related activity with the FBI.’

https://tinyurl.com/3d2jc6h3
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (gV1De)

GOOD. The FBI needs to be shunned.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 25, 2024 03:56 PM (N1DT3)

50 45 Some of you aren’t the political wonks I thought you were. Oliver Chase is your Libertarian candidate.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (B1dzx)

=======

So, me pointing out that the GOP is deeply corrupt and part of the uniparty makes me a Libertarian Party member?

I mean, I don't even really consider myself a Republican, but that's just cold.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

51 I am surprised they are not saying his wound was self-inflicted.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 25, 2024 03:53 PM (ZtyUu)

They have--many are saying trump hired the shooter to fire off some shots and trump (using his WWE training) fell and slyly cut his ear with a hidden razor blade.

Posted by: venmoaddict at July 25, 2024 03:56 PM (mxEar)

52 If they want to while away the campaign on bullet trutherism. I'm fine with that. It's one of those in-group blindspots. Anyone who is persuadable isn't going to be persuaded by this kind of nonsense. except maybe persuaded to stop listening to these headcases.

Posted by: It Was A Mostly Peaceful Assassination Attempt at July 25, 2024 03:56 PM (0KegI)

53 And yet our side is supposed to cool it with any crazy conspiracy talk because Science or something.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 03:56 PM (v9JpZ)

54 Everything else aside, the FBI has some of the best ballistics experts on the planet. They would be able to trace the trajectory of that round from the muzzle, to President Trump and to its eventual point of impact. Our local PD does this with ballistic forensics and they don’t have a quarter of the resources the FBI does. That said, if this were “shrapnel” whatever that means, they would have already collected it at the crime scene. “Shrapnel” also, in a case like this, has an unpredictable yaw, and is unlikely to cause the type of damage the president suffered to his ear. Due to that yaw, the “shrapnel” would tumble and more than likely not just skim the ear, it would cause more extensive damage to the skull. His injury is more consistent with a bullet injury, where the bullet moves in a straight trajectory until it finds an impact point. But, then, im not an FBI Director.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 03:57 PM (s798l)

55 All of Newsweek's shit:

Newsweek @Newsweek 3h
Donald Trump might not have been shot after all newsweek.com/donald-trump-mi…
Jul 25, 2024 · 12:34 PM UTC

Newsweek @Newsweek 1h
FBI Director Christopher Wray said on Wednesday that it was not clear whether former President Donald Trump was shot or hit by shrapnel when a gunman opened fire at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, earlier this month.

A week after the shooting, the Trump campaign released a doctor's note from Texas Rep. Ronny Jackson—who had served as Trump's White House physician—that said Trump sustained a gunshot wound to his right ear.

Wray testified before the House Judiciary Committee that it is not yet certain if Trump's injury was caused by a bullet or shrapnel.

Read more: newsweek.com/donald-trump-mi…

Donald Trump might not have been shot after all
FBI director Christopher Wray testified that his understanding was that Trump might have been hit by shrapnel rather than a bullet on July 13.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 03:57 PM (wse2C)

56
I thought it was supposed to be a staged incident.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2024 03:57 PM (1Nxff)

57 GOOD. The FBI needs to be shunned.

Are you suggesting that they're now...Untouchables?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 03:57 PM (xCA6C)

58 I kind of think it's a huge loss for them....

It's preposterous. It's too preposterous. Only the most devoted followers will give this nonsense credence and not think they're imbeciles for bringing it up. It's casting into the live well. And it's the FBI Director saying it, not some jackass newsface that people barely listen to anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (VoAdT)

59 Whistleblowers reveal ‘disturbing loss of trust in the FBI’ with local law enforcement refusing to work with the bureau

‘They are not only reluctant to work with the FBI but reportedly have decided to no longer share actionable, substantive information on criminal and other intelligence-related activity with the FBI.’

https://tinyurl.com/3d2jc6h3
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 25, 2024 03:54 PM (gV1De)

GOOD. The FBI needs to be shunned shot from a cannon into the sun.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 25, 2024 03:56 PM (N1DT3)

FTFY

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (nXhwP)

60 Wray needs to resign. too many failures.

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (V13WU)

61 If you are trying to determine the truth about what happened, then this action does not further that objective.

If you already know the truth and want to hide it, then these are the kind of actions that help you. Create diversions, have people chasing into rabbit holes, discredit all information. Just like JFK, don't give anyone hope of knowing what really happened.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (tA1/w)

62 Of course. We must believe everything our Betters say.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

63 Newsweek @Newsweek 1h
FBI Director Christopher Wray said on Wednesday that it was not clear whether former President Donald Trump was shot or hit by shrapnel when a gunman opened fire at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, earlier this month.


However, they're also not ruling out the meteorite strike theory.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (xCA6C)

64 Everything else aside, the FBI has some of the best ballistics experts on the planet. They would be able to trace the trajectory of that round from the muzzle, to President Trump and to its eventual point of impact. Our local PD does this with ballistic forensics and they don’t have a quarter of the resources the FBI does. That said, if this were “shrapnel” whatever that means, they would have already collected it at the crime scene. “Shrapnel” also, in a case like this, has an unpredictable yaw, and is unlikely to cause the type of damage the president suffered to his ear. Due to that yaw, the “shrapnel” would tumble and more than likely not just skim the ear, it would cause more extensive damage to the skull. His injury is more consistent with a bullet injury, where the bullet moves in a straight trajectory until it finds an impact point. But, then, im not an FBI Director.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 03:57 PM (s798l)
_________

"Fuck you!"

-- Newly discovered invisible dark-matter magical shrapnel

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

65 Wray needs to resign. too many failures.
Posted by: runner
......

Plus, I hate his duck lips.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

66 Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 03:57 PM

Yeah this is the bigger thing to me. Are you so incompetent that after 10 days of investigating you haven’t determined where the shots went? That’s what should have been asked.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (9UtP8)

67 1) stop all transfers out of FBI to any other gov't position
2) retask the FBI with fighting the real enemy, Global Warming.
3) move all FBI operations to northern Alaska, immediately commence vital polar bear scat surveys.
4) raise current FBI HQ, replace with the Donald J Trump National Salt Reserve.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (pIfcn)

68 Wray needs to resign. too many failures.

And I need a snuggle date with Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (xCA6C)

69 Wray was a piece of shit for this. Shrapnel would occur from the bullet hitting something.

He was hit by the first round fired which did not strike anything else first. He knows this.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (xhfG9)

70 Wray then should be a witness for the prosecution of Biden for mishandling classified documents.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (B1dzx)

71 Who here thinks that Crooks was a typical loner and not a government asset?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (MeG8a)

72 Coulda been a spitball.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

73 Look, a bullet hit his ear. His ears sit close to his head, unlike Alfred E. Neuman or Barry Obumbles. We are talking millimeters.

Fuck the Left. I am sick of these fuckers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (Ad8y9)

74
How do we even know it was shrapnel? Perhaps a very large mosquito bit him. Or perhaps he scratched his ear with his own fingernails when the shots rang out.

We'll have the results of our investigation in 6 months.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (I87yH)

75 come on FBI whistleblowers, the time is NOW

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (V13WU)

76 Who here thinks that Crooks was a typical loner and not a government asset?
Posted by: gourmand du jour
.......




.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

77 Well we already know what the FBI thinks of Devout Catholics. White People, and Lord of the Rings Fans.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (eoQWY)

78 76 come on FBI whistleblowers, the time is NOW
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (V13WU)

=======

"Chris Wray misgendered me!"
-FBI whistleblower, DC office

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

79 3) move all FBI operations to northern Alaska, immediately commence vital polar bear scat surveys.

As part of which, the all-important polishing of the scat must receive the most attention.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (xCA6C)

80 I hope Crispy Cream chokes on his own snot.
That tub of shit needs flushing.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (xcIvR)

81 Though I am reminded: When Trump is elected, I hope it makes the schmuck who made Wray the Director of the FBI pay dearly.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (xhfG9)

82 Who here thinks that Crooks was a typical loner and not a government asset?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

What's the difference?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (eoQWY)

83 [A damning essay on the FIB & Wray and must-read from earlier today -- followed by my comment:]

A timely companion piece from Miranda Devine. This is really scathing.

@mirandadevine
🚨🚨🚨Column’s up: The FBI’s shameful agenda. Local cops refuse to share info with FBI as agency suffers ‘crisis of confidence’ with partisan political bias and DEI hires, damning whistleblower report reveals

https://tinyurl.com/fa7e5evd

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2024 12:28 PM (LkLld)

-----------------

Bongino said that, after the Secret Cervix initially kept trying to throw local LEOs under the bus, they were (unexpectedly!) incentivizing future local LEOs to tell them to pound sand and refuse to cooperate with them in the future.

Top. Women.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 25, 2024 04:02 PM (cm4WB)

84 "Chris Wray misgendered me!"
-FBI whistleblower, DC office
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

"Wray has a Russian girlfriend !"

---Wray's Chinese girlfriend

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:02 PM (V13WU)

85 A contractor did it!!! Ha. FBI using cutouts. AGAIN.
FBI = Festering Bad Idea

Posted by: Jack Handy at July 25, 2024 04:02 PM (DqKQx)

86 Congress is filled with idiots who want to grandstand and get their five minutes, rather than actually get to the bottom of things. There are enough staffers with mil or LEO experience who should be telling them what to ask. But they are getting stomped on by the political people, who are fucking idiots.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 04:03 PM (s798l)

87 "the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot. "

=============

No, no it really isn't.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 25, 2024 04:03 PM (i7Q7S)

88 12
- Biden is fine.
- Trump wasn't shot.
- Kamala was never "border czar".

Every day we learn something new.

You would learn more locked in a dark cave in Antarctica.
Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 03:48 PM (v9JpZ)

_____________________________

Inflation Reduction Act (of printing money) worked.

Posted by: Orson at July 25, 2024 04:03 PM (dIske)

89 Wray was a piece of shit for this. Shrapnel would occur from the bullet hitting something.

He was hit by the first round fired which did not strike anything else first. He knows this.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (xhfG9)

Wray took 9 days to count 8 bullets and nothing more, yet he has time to repeat garbage rumors?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:03 PM (eoQWY)

90 They had their narrative all laid out and ready to go.

"Lone weirdo incel. Trump's Violent Rhetoric. Repeat Ad Nauseam".

Just shut up and stick to the script. All the bullshit with the decrepit PDF file In Chief is completely irrelevant. But they just can't help themselves. They gotta chum and stir and leave no corn flake un-pissed-on. And now it's a big dumb clusterfuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2024 04:03 PM (VoAdT)

91 "Wray has a Russian girlfriend !"

---Wray's Chinese girlfriend
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:02 PM (V13WU)

He say he'd never go back.

Muthafucka...

Posted by: Wray's Black Girlfriend at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (CsFO2)

92 Bullets can't melt steel ears bro

Posted by: brak at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (NGHTx)

93 That one is all on Trump. There were plenty of warnings before the appointment that Wray is a tool. Of the deep state.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 03:52 PM (PXay+)

The bottom line is, these people are better at it than he is. They've been doing it longer, and he still won't know who he can and cannot trust, once he's installed a second time.

He claims he will, but that's the part I don't buy. The Deep State is deeper and stronger than the elected President of the United States, and won't be denied what is already theirs.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (SOK15)

94 Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 25, 2024 04:00 PM (ygSr3)

I think you need to take some remedial classes in trolling.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (dTTBf)

95
However, they're also not ruling out the meteorite strike theory.
Posted by: Archimedes


It was a warning shot meteorite from SMOD.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (xG4kz)

96 Imma guess Prez Trump will fire him in January.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (n17eQ)

97 "Every day we learn something new."

==========

Pretty soon Kameltoe won't even be VP. She's just a caring Democrat who has nothing to do with the failures of this administration.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (i7Q7S)

98 If it was shrapnel, what got hit?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 25, 2024 04:05 PM (d9LQi)

99 This is a stray voltage attempt to deflect away from the massive security failures and any FBI involvement in aiding and abetting this event. I am only surprised that Wray hasn't claimed that the blood on Trump's face was fake.

I hope that Corey Competatore's widow sues these agencies. Discovery would be interesting.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2024 04:05 PM (oiNtH)

100 The three SS elite agents are now and forever labeled the Fumblinas.

No one with an average IQ thinks the FBI is on the level.

How marvelous.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 25, 2024 04:05 PM (wBaIH)

101 Progressive Healthcare.

Kiera Butler
@kieraevebutler
SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:

-
That'll teach 'em to be depressed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 04:05 PM (L/fGl)

102 And shrapnel is ambiguous in this case but I think they mean shrapnel from an object that was hit by a bullet rather than bullet fragment /shrapnel after it hits something.

It’s all bullshit but they think in their little minds if part of the stage /teleprompter/etc hit him then it’s no big deal. They don’t want any part of the bullet to have hit him even if it was just a fragment.

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:06 PM (B1dzx)

103 THE SHRAPNEL ONLY HIT THE TOP OF TRUMP'S EAR AND NOTHING ELSE!!!! is quite the galaxy brain take.

Do these people ever hear themselves?

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 25, 2024 04:06 PM (i7Q7S)

104 Yeah this is the bigger thing to me. Are you so incompetent that after 10 days of investigating you haven’t determined where the shots went? That’s what should have been asked.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

First thing they did after pressure washing the sniper's nest (roof) the pressure washed the stands those shot were in.
Second thing they did was send the stands to the recycle center as scrap.
Third thing was this POS called "Wray" claim there is no evidence that anyone was shot.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 25, 2024 04:06 PM (cOq4q)

105 98 Imma guess Prez Trump will fire him in January.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (n17eQ)


You missing a 'd'?

But no Wray resigns November 6 I am guessing.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2024 04:06 PM (xhfG9)

106 103 Progressive Healthcare.

Kiera Butler
@kieraevebutler
SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:

-
That'll teach 'em to be depressed!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 04:05 PM (L/fGl)

=======

Eh. Going outside and being active probably has more potential upsides with fewer downsides than many pharmaceuticals.

It's the whole, "government camps" thing that is all wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

107 Imma guess Prez Trump will fire him in January.

Roberts: Do you swear....
Trump: I do. Now get that f***er Wray out of here.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:07 PM (xCA6C)

108 Kiera Butler
@kieraevebutler
SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:

And no tuna fish sandwiches will be served !!!

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:07 PM (B1dzx)

109 Wray was a piece of shit for this. Shrapnel would occur from the bullet hitting something.

He was hit by the first round fired which did not strike anything else first. He knows this.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (xhfG9)

Wray took 9 days to count 8 bullets and nothing more, yet he has time to repeat garbage rumors?
Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:03 PM (eoQWY)

It's an ongoing investigation.

They are only allowed, by law, to leak what is politically advantageous to them.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:07 PM (SOK15)

110 Top. Men. impose, and Bottom. Men. love it.

Posted by: Top. Men. at July 25, 2024 04:07 PM (EUcbP)

111 Crazy Ex Girlfriend Logic.

It's all they have.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2024 04:07 PM (VoAdT)

112 103 Progressive Healthcare.

Kiera Butler
@kieraevebutler
SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:


fixt

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (oY6Yp)

113 103 Progressive Healthcare.

Kiera Butler
@kieraevebutler
SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:

-
That'll teach 'em to be depressed!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 04:05 PM (L/fGl)

Is this gonna be a Kellogs-style thing complete with yogurt enemas, or more of a Pol Pot kinda farming endeavor?

Posted by: Sounds a bit like the resting cure, but with farm labor at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (0KegI)

114
"Every day we learn something new."

==========

Pretty soon Kameltoe won't even be VP.

Posted by: Jay in PA

--------------

Ha, send that to the Babylon Bee!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (I87yH)

115 - Biden is fine.
- Trump wasn't shot.
- Kamala was never "border czar".

-
- Islam means peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

116 I am only surprised that Wray hasn't claimed that the blood on Trump's face was fake.
.....

It was ketchup from those little packets he got from McDonalds.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

117 Now with Biden out of the way the Democrats have started their all out attack campaign in concert with all their allies. The economic news will be "great",they will attack Vance daily with some new story from his past.They will hit Trump for misogyny and sexism anytime he is critical of Kamala, they will tout favorable polling, they will minimize anything that appeared heroic about his conduct during and after the assassination attempt,the conspiracy theories will flow freely. In short, it's an election year.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (HJ9BW)

118 118 I am only surprised that Wray hasn't claimed that the blood on Trump's face was fake.
.....

It was ketchup from those little packets he got from McDonalds.
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

======

It was Diet Coke Code Red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

119 Eh. Going outside and being active probably has more potential upsides with fewer downsides than many pharmaceuticals.

It's the whole, "government camps" thing that is all wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

Exactly, anti-depressants don't fix what's wrong with you.

But then, neither do government programs.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (SOK15)

120 Honestly, stop with the conspiracy theories. Occam’s razor applies here. The SS and the FBI for that matter have been distracted from their core missions by political appointees with an agenda. That leads to the type of incompetence you see here. There is no reason President Trump should have been on the “x”. SOP is to find the threat and keep the protectee off the stage. They failed because people were lazy and incompetent. They failed at basic things that have been in place and worked for a long time. That’s a people problem. The government is incompetence and it’s being run by subversive, incompetent people. It’s government after all. But democrats have successfully undermined every single law enforcement and military branch with their subversion and politics. It’s a very dangerous time and they don’t want you to realize that. It’s why we are talking about shrapnel and not the abject and complete failure of their policies, the lack of leadership and the extremely dangerous position our country is currently in. We still have elevated alerts statuses all over the place. I just pray we can get these people out of office before the SHTF.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (s798l)

121 It was Diet Coke Code Red.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

Nonsense. I didn't see any evidence of dissolved flesh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (VoAdT)

122 - Biden is fine.
- Trump wasn't shot.
- Kamala was never "border czar".

-
- Islam means peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 04:08 PM (L/fGl)
___________________

- The gravest threat to American security is climate change.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

123 I'm not saying Mossad used radio controlled drones to detonate charges planted in the teleprompter which sent a shard into Trump's ear. But I'm not saying they didn't.

Posted by: brak at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (NGHTx)

124 Back to the old nic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

125 am only surprised that Wray hasn't claimed that the blood on Trump's face was fake.
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Wray: we aren't certain it wasn't ketchup. He hasn't released his medical records.

Posted by: Jack Handy at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (DqKQx)

126 Shrapnel.

Why not claim the “lone wolf” assassin was actually aiming for a squirrel in a tree well behind Trump? Then it’s not really assassination. Just another redneck display of gun carelessness.

Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (rjJqk)

127 Besides, shrapnel is just as lethal as bullets. There are a lot of guys on the wall in dc that can testify to that, including two good friends of mine.

Jesus Christ, I am so tired of these people.

Posted by: javems at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (8I4hW)

128 The only thing leftists are experts at is bullshit. That’s provable.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (s798l)

129 Lol, and the knives of the Left are out for Billy Barr.

F him.

Yet another Republican who betrayed conservatives to buy favor from the Left.

No matter how many times these frogs get stung by the scorpions, they keep giving rides across the river.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (eKcbm)

130 Keep in mind also that Operation Demoralize is ALWAYS in effect

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (HJ9BW)

131
I'm not even sure that the gunman was shooting at Trump.

FACTS:

1) At no time, did the shooter call out and say "I am aiming at Trump."

2) The Shooter did not leave a signed and notarized affidavit that he was, in fact, trying to assassinate Trump or even shooting at him.

3) The slope on the roof was so steep that it would be impossible for the Shooter to remain in place and not slide off, if he were not constantly fighting against gravity! Thus, he never had the time or ability to aim his rifle at Trump. He probably fired accidentally in his panic to remain on the roof.

I think Trump owes us all an apology!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (eDfFs)

132 Kiera Butler
@kieraevebutler
SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:

And no tuna fish sandwiches will be served !!!
Posted by: polynikes

If you're late, no fruit cup!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (L/fGl)

133 131 Lol, and the knives of the Left are out for Billy Barr.

F him.

Yet another Republican who betrayed conservatives to buy favor from the Left.

No matter how many times these frogs get stung by the scorpions, they keep giving rides across the river.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (eKcbm)

=======

"Sure it happened to the other guy, but it's not gonna happen to me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

134 Eh. Going outside and being active probably has more potential upsides with fewer downsides than many pharmaceuticals.
_____________________

As does working on the Great North American Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

135 Newsweek @Newsweek 1h
FBI Director Christopher Wray said on Wednesday that it was not clear whether former President Donald Trump was shot or hit by shrapnel when a gunman opened fire at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, earlier this month.


However, they're also not ruling out the meteorite strike theory.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 03:58 PM (xCA6C)

There's an old SF story "Try and Change the Past' where there is a war between groups of time travellers. They recruit people right after they die. They show this one guy who killed himself with a pistol because he was bankrupt but would have found out a rich uncle had died and he inherited it all if he had waited.

So he decides to undo his death with his time machine. But time doesn't want to be changed, there is a resistance. So he unloads the gun and he just reloads and shoots himself. He rewinds and hides the gun, and his body goes to the balcony door and opens it, and a meteor hits him in the exact spot.

He gave up trying at that point.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (eoQWY)

136 The Bureau needs to be shitcanned on day one if Trump's victorious. And by shitcanned I mean the HQ demo'd with the employees inside.

Put a ring of National Guard around the debris to shoot anyone who survives.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (Q4IgG)

137 Biden is fine.
- Trump wasn't shot.
- Kamala was never "border czar".

-
- Islam means peace.
===
You can keep your doctor.

And read my lips no new taxes.

Posted by: Jack Handy at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (DqKQx)

138 99 Pretty soon Kameltoe won't even be VP.

nope. she has to stay in as vp so that she can cite her duty to the constitution as the reason for refusing to accept electoral votes for a convicted felon.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:11 PM (oY6Yp)

139 Wray needs to get his head publicly shaved with a dull razor.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (JLq/1)

140 Plus, I hate his duck lips.
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)


He uses the Kamalala lip exercise regimen

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (NMT5x)

141 What exactly would the bullet have hit that would have caused shrapnel to hit Trump's ear? And even if that were the case, it isn't but even if it were, who cares?

An assassin shot at Trump and he was wounded.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (LkLld)

142 If Trump wins in November, I’ve got my own litmus test to ascertain if he has learned anything about personnel decisions since the first stint in the White House.

If Chris Wray survives as FBI Director past the fourth week of January 2025, then I’ll know Trump hasn’t learned a thing.

I still wish he’d fired Wray in November of 2020.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

143 I don't know what's more distressing. The straight up lying to my face, or the miniscule credit that they are giving my intelligence.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at July 25, 2024 03:48 PM (XPM1I)

Dumb people project that on everyone else

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

144 One man was fatally shot by a bullet. Two people were critically wounded by bullets. One bullet nicked Trump's ear as he turned his head. Did this happen or not? Or, was the whole thing an overblown misunderstanding of events?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (s/f3r)

145 SCOOP: RFK Jr. plans to create government "wellness farms" where people will spend 3 or 4 years harvesting organic vegetables to cure their addiction to antidepressants and ADHD meds:
______________

Uh ... wasn't RFK Jr. a junkie for quite a while?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

146 and the knives of the Left are out for Billy Barr.

F him.

Yet another Republican who betrayed conservatives to buy favor from the Left.

No matter how many times these frogs get stung by the scorpions, they keep giving rides across the river.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (eKcbm)

How did he betray conservatives? He was appointed to squash the Russia investigation and he did it faster than anyone thought possible.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (B1dzx)

147 Is this gonna be a Kellogs-style thing complete with yogurt enemas, or more of a Pol Pot kinda farming endeavor?

Possibly more of a Gandhi drink-your-own-urine thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (xCA6C)

148 I've never served in teh military, but wouldn't Trump be entitled to a Purple Heart and recognition for being in combat if he was in the military?
Posted by: ghbucky

My old first sgt is still peeved about not getting his booboo medal for that splinter on his ass cheek from the shiter.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (MsrgL)

149 Uh ... wasn't RFK Jr. a junkie for quite a while?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

There is no zeal like the zeal of a recent convert.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (VoAdT)

150 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

O.K. I'm still going to call you Bulgar because I can never spell the rest of the word. Hope that's o.k.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (dTTBf)

151 148 How did he betray conservatives? He was appointed to squash the Russia investigation and he did it faster than anyone thought possible.
Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (B1dzx)

=======

He also squashed any DOJ look into election shenanigans after the 2020 election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)

152 Yet another Republican who betrayed conservatives to buy favor from the Left.

No matter how many times these frogs get stung by the scorpions, they keep
=
Spoiler alert: they are all scorpions.

Posted by: Jack Handy at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (DqKQx)

153 Trump burned the Shire!

Posted by: Billbarr Baggins at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (0KegI)

154 I think I can also set up a farm to cure people from depression. Ima gonna call it the “You wanna sit there and cry? I’ll give ya something to cry about!” Happy Fun Farm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (X4/Jm)

155
"Wellness farms."
That's cute.

Posted by: NKVD at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (dg+HA)

156 133 3) The slope on the roof was so steep that it would be impossible for the Shooter to remain in place and not slide off, if he were not constantly fighting against gravity! Thus, he never had the time or ability to aim his rifle at Trump. He probably fired accidentally in his panic to remain on the roof.


ah. the old "using the recoil to keep himself on the roof" ploy. second time i've seen it this month.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (oY6Yp)

157 Trump came closer to dying than Ho Chi Kerry ever did.

Posted by: Charles Martel at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (EBbHR)

158 May I ask the actual significance whether Trump was shot, grazed, hit by shrapnel, had the bullet just whiz by, or had half his head blown off? There was an attempted assassination on his life. The level of injuries he sustained doesn't change that fact. And yes, I 1000% believe he was clipped in the ear by a bullet that barely missed his brain.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (mupln)

159 I'm not saying Mossad used radio controlled drones to detonate charges planted in the teleprompter which sent a shard into Trump's ear. But I'm not saying they didn't.
Posted by: brak at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (NGHTx)

Which speaks to just how good Pootin is, to have infiltrated Mossad with his Russian agents.

Just as Epstein told him to.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (SOK15)

160 Newsweek @Newsweek 1h
FBI Director Christopher Wray said on Wednesday that it was not clear whether former President Donald Trump was shot or hit by shrapnel when a gunman opened fire at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, earlier this month.
________________

Somewhere William of Ockham is drinking heavily.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (YqDXo)

161 >> Did this happen or not? Or, was the whole thing an overblown misunderstanding of events?

Winston Smith is editing the official story as we speak.

Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (rjJqk)

162 They very much need to minimize what happened to Trump, they realize how powerful the image of his reaction was.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (HJ9BW)

163 152 Yes, Fen, that’s fine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (v6JzV)

164 153 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

O.K. I'm still going to call you Bulgar because I can never spell the rest of the word. Hope that's o.k.


bulgar eight-nose. the forgotten episode of schoolhouse rock.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (oY6Yp)

165 The FBI series on TV basic premise - The series centers on inner workings of the New York City field office criminal division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), bringing to bear all their talents, intellect, and technical expertise on major cases in order to keep New York and the country safe.

So simply put, a dark comedy.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (oiNtH)

166 still wish he’d fired Wray in November of 2020.
===
Q: Trust Wray.

Posted by: Hooboy. The memories at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (DqKQx)

167 I'm not saying Mossad used radio controlled drones to detonate charges planted in the teleprompter which sent a shard into Trump's ear. But I'm not saying they didn't.
Posted by: brak at July 25, 2024 04:09 PM (NGHTx)

Given how Mossad screwed up the Hamas invasion, you need to find a new, competent intelligence organization for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (eoQWY)

168 167 The FBI series on TV basic premise - The series centers on inner workings of the New York City field office criminal division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), bringing to bear all their talents, intellect, and technical expertise on major cases in order to keep New York and the country safe.

So simply put, a dark comedy.


so... just slap a new opening and ending on the office?

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (oY6Yp)

169 Given how Mossad screwed up the Hamas invasion, you need to find a new, competent intelligence organization for that.

Hydra?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

170 ah. the old "using the recoil to keep himself on the roof" ploy. second time i've seen it this month.
Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (oY6Yp)


Hey, it was good enough to keep Yosemite Sam off the ground!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (NMT5x)

171 If Trump wins in November, I’ve got my own litmus test to ascertain if he has learned anything about personnel decisions since the first stint in the White House.

If Chris Wray survives as FBI Director past the fourth week of January 2025, then I’ll know Trump hasn’t learned a thing.

I still wish he’d fired Wray in November of 2020.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

One of my tests is if he lets Pompeo anywhere near his administration.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (SOK15)

172 The shooter wasn't really trying to shoot Trump. As an
Extreme introvert and gun owner he just liked to be alone with his guns, so he went up on the roof, got disoriented from the heat and fired by mistake.

Add your own stupid shooting theory.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (dTTBf)

173 167 The FBI series on TV basic premise - The series centers on inner workings of the New York City field office criminal division of the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), bringing to bear all their talents, intellect, and technical expertise on major cases in order to keep New York and the country safe.

So simply put, a dark comedy.
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (oiNtH)

One of the planes must have hit a teleprompter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (VoAdT)

174 ah. the old "using the recoil to keep himself on the roof" ploy. second time i've seen it this month.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:14 PM (oY6Yp)
________________

Since he was behind the peak of the roof, wouldn't the recoil tend to push him off?

You know, what with physics and all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

175 Newsweek @Newsweek 1h
FBI Director Christopher Wray said on Wednesday that it was not clear whether former President Donald Trump was shot or hit by shrapnel when a gunman opened fire at his rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, earlier this month.


Also, Newsweek is - get this - lying about what Wray said. Wray did not say it wasn't clear. He just said that Trump was either hit by a bullet or shrapnel. The implication is that it wasn't clear, but those are not his words. Those are Newsweek's.

That thing about how you don't hate the Media enough? Yeah, that.

Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (xhfG9)

176 No doubt I'm missing something but shouldn't there be video of a bullet hitting the teleprompter or a damaged teleprompter?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (JLq/1)

177 126 Back to the old nic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

The old ways are best.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (QGaXH)

178 I wonder if Wray has spoken to, oh, I dunno, Trump's attending physician? No? Then f*ck off, you piece of human scum.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (mupln)

179
I still wish he’d fired Wray in November of 2020.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

I want every single SES in the federal government fired on day one, with an EO stating they cannot work ANY fed job ever again.

Then make the gm15 through gs7 compete for their existing jobs with a panel of red state small businesses that were forced out of business by the candidate's agency

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (MsrgL)

180 The question is did Israeli intelligence really miss the signs for the Oct7 attack or did they let it happen to destroy their political enemy Netanyahu? Remember how they aligned against him like our own IC lined up against Trump over his dispute with the judiciary.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (HJ9BW)

181 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

O.K. I'm still going to call you Bulgar because I can never spell the rest of the word. Hope that's o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 04:13 PM (dTTBf)

Now he has to kill himself Fen. It means Bulgar Slayer.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (eoQWY)

182 I think I can also set up a farm to cure people from depression. Ima gonna call it the “You wanna sit there and cry? I’ll give ya something to cry about!” Happy Fun Farm.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Camp. That's Happy Fun CAMP.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

183 Since he was behind the peak of the roof, wouldn't the recoil tend to push him off?

You know, what with physics and all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)
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Yep. That sloped roof is treacherous, according to the director of the SS...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (4S2yc)

184 The shooter wasn't really trying to shoot Trump. As an
Extreme introvert and gun owner he just liked to be alone with his guns, so he went up on the roof, got disoriented from the heat and fired by mistake.

Add your own stupid shooting theory.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (dTTBf)
_________________

He was cleaning the rifle up on the roof, and it just went off. Several times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

185 Shrapnel from what? What did the bullet hit causing it?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (1bNHn)

186 149 Is this gonna be a Kellogs-style thing complete with yogurt enemas, or more of a Pol Pot kinda farming endeavor?

Possibly more of a Gandhi drink-your-own-urine thing.


i'm guessing more of a uyghur organ farming setup.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (oY6Yp)

187 Uh ... wasn't RFK Jr. a junkie for quite a while?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:12 PM (YqDXo)

Because there were no wellness farms.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (4Med0)

188 168 Q: Trust Wray.
Posted by: Hooboy. The memories at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (DqKQx)

Q: Trust Sessions

For like two years until Trump fired his timid ass after the 2018 mid-terms.

How so many people fell for Qs outlandish bullshit is beyond me.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (6ydKt)

189 ArsTechnica: We made a cat drink a beer with Runway’s AI video generator, and it sprouted hands
Gen-3 Alpha produces wild and whimsical results. Here's what it cooked up for us.

https://tinyurl.com/39yxb3aj

Some wild if brief videos. One with a basketball player that's really cool.

If I might suggest this for the Sidebar.

Posted by: Robert at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (CsFO2)

190 188 Shrapnel from what? What did the bullet hit causing it?

virtual particles pop into and existence all the time. it's science.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (oY6Yp)

191 Hunched on his knees trying to suck himself off?
Posted by: Deep State Coconut
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Nobody wants to hear about your frustrating weekend.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (DqKQx)

192 179 Indeed, they use armored glass teleprompters, if it was hit, and it is the only thing that could have bern hit the damage would be obvious.

Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (HJ9BW)

193 No doubt I'm missing something but shouldn't there be video of a bullet hitting the teleprompter or a damaged teleprompter?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Stop noticing things, or I shall deploy the cyber emp once again.

Posted by: Crowdstrike at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (MsrgL)

194
Which speaks to just how good Pootin is, to have infiltrated Mossad with his Russian agents.

Just as Epstein told him to.


the walls are closing in!

Posted by: brak at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (NGHTx)

195 Q: Trust Wray.
Posted by: Hooboy. The memories at July 25, 2024 04:15 PM (DqKQx)

Q: Durham.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (xcIvR)

196 I see Crook's posts on Gab were released - not surprisingly he's a leftwinger - more surprisingly he argued with Catturd and Watson on gab...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (oZhjI)

197 This is all part of the attempt by Dems to control the news cycle to distract the public from the potential complicity of our intelligence/security state in the attempted assassination of an enemy of the regime.

This is also why (borrowing some of this from Brett Weinstein) they left such an obvious trail of anomalous bread crumbs in the Biden disappearance/withdrawal from the campaign etc.

They WANTED to fuel speculation about Biden and used that opportunity to the max to gin up all kinds of speculation on X, etc. about Biden being mort, body doubles, etc. so the popular discussion would be anything about WTH happened with the SS and the attempt on Trump's life, and who is complicit.

Posted by: Zek at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (5FPX4)

198 I've been hit with bullet shrapnel before. It stings a bit but drawing blood like what happened to PDT? No.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (tT6L1)

199 The burden is on Donald Trump now to prove that his ear didn't spontaneously explode, killing 2 people and critically injuring 2 others.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (8OBKf)

200 199 I see Crook's posts on Gab were released - not surprisingly he's a leftwinger - more surprisingly he argued with Catturd and Watson on gab...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (oZhjI)

=======

Well, there goes the whole, "I once saw a MAGA sign on his parents lawn. There are no pics."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

201 Also, Newsweek is - get this - lying about what Wray said. Wray did not say it wasn't clear. He just said that Trump was either hit by a bullet or shrapnel. The implication is that it wasn't clear, but those are not his words. Those are Newsweek's.
_________________

Newsweek is a joke. Sidney Harman got screwed when he bought it for $1.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

202 "Sure one man was killed and two more people were severely injured. But there is no 360 degree panning, slow-motion Matrix-style video of the bullet actually hitting Trump's ear.
So I'm voting for Harris now. "

Beyond retarded.

These same assholes-- if Trump was killed-- would be the same assholes all over the internet with conspiracies that "Drumf isn't really dead, he faked his death because he was losing to Biden and didn't want to go to prison!"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (eKcbm)

203 Since he was behind the peak of the roof, wouldn't the recoil tend to push him off?

You know, what with physics and all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
.....

Physics requires Math, so I must ignore this comment.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

204 >> I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot.

This woman’s comment recalls a line from the 1978 Superman movie. “It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving.”

Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (rjJqk)

205 Shrapnel from what? What did the bullet hit causing it?

virtual particles pop into and existence all the time. it's science.


By George, you've got it! It was quantum foam what did the deed.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (xCA6C)

206 The question is did Israeli intelligence really miss the signs for the Oct7 attack or did they let it happen to destroy their political enemy Netanyahu? Remember how they aligned against him like our own IC lined up against Trump over his dispute with the judiciary.
Posted by: steevy at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (HJ9BW)

yeah, they missed it. It has saved Netanyahu, so either their analysts suck or their political wing sucks. The fact that they have a political wing also sucks. And now they have to back him to the hilt because it is a war to the knife now.

All of them let themselves down big time and even mopping up Hamas won't make up for that.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (eoQWY)

207 Who was the contractor Wray fired? Or is that just like throwing 5 spent cartridges at a crime scene.

A crime scene without crime scene tape and yellow numbered evidence markers

Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (PFkF2)

208 Roberts: Do you swear....
Trump: I do. Now get that f***er Wray out of here.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:07 PM (xCA6C

This is fine, so long as it's followed with prosecution. This is criminal.

Posted by: Dandalo at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (6dzt3)

209 "nything about WTH " should be "anything BUT about..."

Posted by: Zek at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (5FPX4)

210 How so many people fell for Qs outlandish bullshit is beyond me.
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Deep state op. Snake charmer. You sit there mesmerized and never strike. Waiting for something that never comes.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (DqKQx)

211 OT but I took the time to type it in the last thread before I saw NOOD!!

From The Stamford Daily Archives 11-3-1976 Issue

High Student Interest

One argument raised two years ago in the Economics Department in opposition to the permanent appointing of visiting Prof. Donald Harris , a Marxist Scholar
Harris was described as a pied piper leading students astray from neo classical economics

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (Rl/HN)

212 You know the fact that no one laughed out loud at this guy when he said that, then immediately challenged him with some basic questions to support his statement tells you everything you need to know. This hearing business is just kabuki theater.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (YRsIm)

213 Trump was shot by a counter sniper who was shooting at one of the bullets that would have killed the ex-president; but the counter sniper shot it out of the air after his shot hit Trump's ear. So Trump survived a 300 Win Mag, not a wimpy 5.56 round.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (Da7Vv)

214
He probably fired accidentally in his panic to remain on the roof.

Posted by: naturalfake

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Exactly! Why he went to the roof with a gun is completely irrelevant. Why just yesterday I went to the park with a Happy Meal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (I87yH)

215 179 No doubt I'm missing something but shouldn't there be video of a bullet hitting the teleprompter or a damaged teleprompter?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (JLq/

++++

Come on, man, the FBI don't need no Exhibit A to prove their theory. It stands up on its own. Kinda askin' for the moon, aren't you?

Posted by: washrivergal at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (s/f3r)

216 Yep. That sloped roof is treacherous, according to the director of the SS...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM


And I can almost guarantee you that she is still drawing an SES paycheck form DHS. She may have resigned but I am willing to bet they will let her coast on the payroll until the end of January 2025. After all, that money was already budgeted don't you know.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 25, 2024 04:21 PM (QNSds)

217 Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (DqKQx)

I laughed. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (dTTBf)

218 Obviously, he knows he's out of a job if Trump wins. My question is whether his answers have been so weasely as to be perjury-proof.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (1bNHn)

219 Plus, I hate his duck lips.
Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

It's the whole face. It says: "Punch me. I'm a lifelong weenie."

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (JCLJi)

220 Trump if elected, after getting Undercovers and informants to safety must dump the entire FBI and CIA databases into the web. Nike it from orbit so to speak.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (9Lk6I)

221 My test is if Trump demands the resignation of every government employee that he has constitutional authority to fire during his inaugural speech.

He can go through the pile and accept or refuse at his leisure.

The fact that the government might come to a screeching halt, if this happens, is a feature not a bug.

This alone could wipe out half the deficit.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (RLLZj)

222 One of my tests is if he lets Pompeo anywhere near his administration.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (SOK15)

I’d be quite surprised if that happened.
I think Pompeo is ranked on Trump’s Shit List right under Pence & Barr.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (6ydKt)

223 Trust Steiner. He will come.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (v6JzV)

224 The burden is on Donald Trump now to prove that his ear didn't spontaneously explode, killing 2 people and critically injuring 2 others.

Spontaneous aural combustion...
Whoops, there goes another one

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:23 PM (xCA6C)

225 I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot.
==
No honey. We watched happen. You prove it didn't happen.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:23 PM (DqKQx)

226 #209
Hamas was practicing flying paragliders in broad daylight on their side of the fence.

Posted by: torabora at July 25, 2024 04:23 PM (PFkF2)

227 One of my tests is if he lets Pompeo anywhere near his administration.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2024 04:16 PM (SOK15)

Everyone here was singing Pompeo’s praises and Trump’s best appointment . It wasn’t until after he was out of office and revealed he wasn’t the biggest Trump fan was he designated personas non gratis.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:23 PM (B1dzx)

228 201 I've been hit with bullet shrapnel before. It stings a bit but drawing blood like what happened to PDT? No.

pfft. rice > bullet shrapnel

Posted by: seared, *seared* into my butt at July 25, 2024 04:24 PM (oY6Yp)

229 Speaking of ear, Brandon Herrera has some great slo motion footage of a bullet hitting the ear of a test dummy. The shock of the bullet deforms the ear in amazing ways.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

230 I realize Trump cannot be blamed for everything, but Wray was a totally asinine appointment by Trump. He is a complete fraud.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 25, 2024 04:24 PM (aVudl)

231 "One man was fatally shot by a bullet. Two people were critically wounded by bullets. One bullet nicked Trump's ear as he turned his head. Did this happen or not?"

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Oh, that happened. But those were REAL bullets, you see.

Trump can't be brave because it was just shrapnel. Middle Class Joe would have chased down the shooter and punched him in the nose!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 25, 2024 04:25 PM (i7Q7S)

232 pfft. rice > bullet shrapnel
Posted by: seared, *seared* into my butt at July 25, 2024 04:24 PM (oY6Yp)
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Yeah, yeah, we all know you did that to yourself because you didn't understand the kablooey factor of the hand grenade you tossed on the rice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:25 PM (tT6L1)

233
I realize Trump cannot be blamed for everything, but Wray was a totally asinine appointment by Trump. He is a complete fraud.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

===============

It was another of those disasters that we morons saw coming.

And don't forget how long it took for him to replace Comey in the first place.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 25, 2024 04:26 PM (I87yH)

234 Spontaneous aural combustion...
Whoops, there goes another one


I realized that reference was pretty obscure. Here's the source:

https://tinyurl.com/c3b98wmm

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:26 PM (xCA6C)

235 By October 52 percent of registered voters will believe Trump staged it and was not shot.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 25, 2024 04:26 PM (TJQqd)

236 Who Is (skank hag extraordinaire) Jenna Howell? FBI Staffer Faces Backlash for Expressing Her Disappointment Trump Wasn't Killed

https://tinyurl.com/3zxwjdj8

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:26 PM (Rl/HN)

237 “In later comments, Wray asked Trump, who was not present, if maybe he was on the rag and had exaggerated . Shouldn’t he just calm down and admit that it was his fault he got hit, and if he stops mouthing off so much it won’t happen again?”

Posted by: Abusive Liver Wray at July 25, 2024 04:26 PM (Hkcdp)

238 Speaking of ear, Brandon Herrera has some great slo motion footage of a bullet hitting the ear of a test dummy. The shock of the bullet deforms the ear in amazing ways.
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Yeah that guy. The ear doesn't come off or e lpode. There is a lot of tissue expansion. So the ear would swell and bruise like crazy on anything more than a nick.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (DqKQx)

239 Back to the old nic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

looks good on you !

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (V13WU)

240 OK, let's forget about Trump for a second. What killed Corey Comperatore? A bullet? Shrapnel? What are the names of all the people who signed off on the death of this husband and father as acceptable collateral damage? Incompetence by the federal authorities is the most charitable and least likely explanation. What's left is either aspirational negligence or a conspiracy to assassinate Donald Trump.

I don't give a fuck what took off the top of the target's ear. I only care why it was allowed to happen.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (Bg+s3)

241 Crooks was no Baldwin.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (v0R5T)

242 >> Spontaneous aural combustion...

I misread that. Not “oral,” so this isn’t about Harris.

Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (rjJqk)

243 182 I want every single SES in the federal government fired on day one, with an EO stating they cannot work ANY fed job ever again.

Then make the gm15 through gs7 compete for their existing jobs with a panel of red state small businesses that were forced out of business by the candidate's agency
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 25, 2024 04:17 PM (MsrgL)

From your lips, to Trumps ears.
He’d have to do it early, quicker and dirty.

Preferably on a Friday night in February.

I can picture the Fed Worker Riot of 2025 being almost as fiery but peaceful as the George Floyd Tribute Riots of 2020.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 25, 2024 04:28 PM (6ydKt)

244 Would someone ask Wray about Cory Comperatore. Was that shrapnel from something too?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2024 04:28 PM (JeYYB)

245 So simply put, a dark comedy.
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Science fiction.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 04:28 PM (wse2C)

246 I don't give a fuck what took off the top of the target's ear. I only care why it was allowed to happen.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (Bg+s3)
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Yeah, this. The usual suspects are screaming nonsense while ignoring the minor fact a husband and father was killed in front of his wife.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:28 PM (tT6L1)

247 don't give a fuck what took off the top of the target's ear. I only care why it was allowed to happen.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (Bg+s3)
Or made it happen.

Posted by: Eromero at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (o2ZRX)

248 Fuck you Wray

EXCLUSIVE: First Photos of President Trump’s Ear without Bandages after He Survives Attempted Assassination

https://tinyurl.com/2b7r9xuw

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (Rl/HN)

249 FBI Director Wray told Congress:

"I think with respect to former President Trump there's some question about whether or not it's a bullet or shrapnel that you know hit his ear."
***

Easily one of the most stupidest things to come from the fibs.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (W/lyH)

250 Another case of premature hitlergasam.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (J8LnB)

251 Spontaneous aural combustion...
---
Ah, so you've been to a Slayer show.

\m/ \m/

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (Ad8y9)

252 Old and busted: BELIEVE ALL WOMEN

New hotness: That thing you said happened didn’t really happen, and any way, you were asking for it!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (Hkcdp)

253 they are all afraid of the letter agencies; remember how long it took Bush to retire Tenet ?

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:29 PM (V13WU)

254 190 188 Shrapnel from what? What did the bullet hit causing it?

virtual particles pop into and existence all the time. it's science.
Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:19 PM (oY6Yp)
________
"anachronda" is Fauci's sock here!

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:30 PM (1bNHn)

255 The wheels on the bus are out of round
Out of round Out of round Out of round
The wheels on the bus are out of round
All through the town
The wheels on the bus are out of round
All day long

The riders on the bus go
swish, swish, swish
The riders on the bus go
swish, swish, swish
all through the town

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 04:30 PM (B/d6U)

256 Nuke not Nike . Damn autocucumber

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2024 04:30 PM (9Lk6I)

257 OK, let's forget about Trump for a second. What killed Corey Comperatore? A bullet? Shrapnel? What are the names of all the people who signed off on the death of this husband and father as acceptable collateral damage? Incompetence by the federal authorities is the most charitable and least likely explanation. What's left is either aspirational negligence or a conspiracy to assassinate Donald Trump.

I don't give a fuck what took off the top of the target's ear. I only care why it was allowed to happen.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 25, 2024 04:27 PM (Bg+s3)

You know, an elaborate Trumpian plot involving shattered teleprompters and fake blood or magic shrapnel just makes the FBI/SS look worse. They should have been able to spot the signs of that, unless they have sold out to Trump.....Which looks EVEN WORSE from a liberal point of view.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:30 PM (eoQWY)

258 253. I mean, I would be too. Unlimited budgets, unlimited personnel, access to all information.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 25, 2024 04:30 PM (aVudl)

259 What the Left is trying to prevent is what happened with Jack Osbourne , Ozzy’s son.

On the Osbourne’s podcast they were discussing the assassination attempt and Jack said he might get push back because of it but he’s voting for Trump now. He said previously that he thought Trump was just a blowhard but that anyone who is would have run away with the SS and not get up in defiance and yell FIGHT !

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (B1dzx)

260 People who own and use guns:
Never, NEVER point the barrel anywhere near a person unless you intend to kill them.

Internet experts and the Media on guns:
Anyone, with no training whatsoever, can safely shoot at-- and only graze--someone from 200 yards away. I saw it in lots of movies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (eKcbm)

261 Back to the old nic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)


So, you just had a little nic-ee?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (W/lyH)

262 Wray is playing to the left and letting them know the report will downplay the injuries caused by the attempted assassination. I guess he's also letting the USSS know he's got their back.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)

263
No doubt I'm missing something but shouldn't there be video of a bullet hitting the teleprompter or a damaged teleprompter?

There is no high definition video of a damaged teleprompter because there is no damage to a teleprompter.

Wray is a vile piece of shit who needs to be attending a glory hole for tips in February 2025. Hopefully, Trump will change the rules so he doesn't have to pay tax on his incum.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (RKVpM)

264 Reno 911

Deputy Travis Junior: I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw the movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people.

Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (oiNtH)

265 240 OK, let's forget about Trump for a second. What killed Corey Comperatore? A bullet? Shrapnel?

i have an alibi

Posted by: skinwalker at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (oY6Yp)

266 Shrapnel is stuff that's just randomly zipping around in the atmosphere.

It's like those little cotton-y looking things that drift around in the air, but moving faster.

Posted by: Karen at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (8AONa)

267 Juliette Kayyem
@juliettekayyem

I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot.
----------------

United States warmongers MUST PROVE its ships in Pearl Harbor were sunk by Japanese torpedoes and bombs! Or else!

Posted by: Imperial Japanese Premier Hideki Tojo at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (5fDan)

268 So which of the eight shells were loaded with shrapnel?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (n17eQ)

269 I don’t care what projectile hit Trump’s body that day. He was the target of a sniper…whether it was a Laurence Harvey type assasin created by DS, just some rando, or an actual DS asset.

All I need to know is that he was the target and the shooter acted with intent to kill.

Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (otq5z)

270 "You can see the ear lobe is still intact"
-----------------------

Of course it is he was shot in the upper part of his ear.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (B/d6U)

271 Jail Wray in the aftertimes.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (RkSNw)

272 84 "Chris Wray misgendered me!"
-FBI whistleblower, DC office
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

"Wray has a Russian girlfriend !"

---Wray's Chinese girlfriend
Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:02 PM (V13WU)
_______
What makes you think they're girls?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (1bNHn)

273 What about the photo that captured something whizzing by? Is the angle consistent with it being shrapnel?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (PXay+)

274 Who Is (skank hag extraordinaire) Jenna Howell? FBI Staffer Faces Backlash for Expressing Her Disappointment Trump Wasn't Killed

https://tinyurl.com/3zxwjdj8

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:26 PM (Rl/HN)
__________________

Fire the bitch. Put her on the No Fly list as a suspected terrorist sympathizer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (YqDXo)

275 Shrapnel is stuff that's just randomly zipping around in the atmosphere.

It's like those little cotton-y looking things that drift around in the air, but moving faster.


Thought balloons?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (xCA6C)

276 257 You know, an elaborate Trumpian plot involving shattered teleprompters and fake blood or magic shrapnel just makes the FBI/SS look worse.

you know what else would make an ear all bloody?

Posted by: squib at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (oY6Yp)

277 The whole argument just underscores how out of touch with reality these antitrumpers are. There's no way to solve that issue politically. They need lots and lots of therapy, and thorazine. Mostly thorazine.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (DqKQx)

278 When Wray made the assertion that Trump maybe wasn't shot, did it not seem obvious at that point to ask him for details on how he came by making that statement? And no 'can't comment on an ongoing investigation' because he had just done that very thing.

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #44 at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (qfLjt)

279 Watching the Secret Cervix head in front of congress this might be the worst hearing in the history of hearings.

They ask her for basic answers like "how many times did you deny Trump's request for more security" and she refused to answer again and again and again.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (oZhjI)

280 >>First Photos of President Trump’s Ear without Bandages after He Survives Attempted Assassination

Usual suspects will have fun with that. “See? There’s no big hole in his ear! Faker!!”
Because Trump clearly couldn’t afford the best doctors who would reconstruct the wounded area for best cosmetic appearance.

Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (rjJqk)

281 The same asshole people saying it was staged, or just shrapnel are the same stupid bastards that insist cops can just shoot the gun out of a criminal's hand.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (eKcbm)

282 273 What about the photo that captured something whizzing by? Is the angle consistent with it being shrapnel?

hummingbird. roswellrods.com

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (oY6Yp)

283 Juliette Kayyem
@juliettekayyem

I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot.
__________________

Love the logic. And she gets to vote. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (YqDXo)

284 How about you get Trump's records when we get Biden's

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (RkSNw)

285 This pisses me off so bad.

THEY ALMOST ASSASSINATED A HUMAN BEING!!!!

AND THEY MURDERED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!

They're just angry that it didn't work.

Gonna go kick the cat now. /jk!

Gonna sit with my kitteh and calm my tits. Watch some Rifftrax.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (Ad8y9)

286 Guess the hole is going to granulate in.
He should have put a diamond in it.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (B/d6U)

287 you know what else would make an ear all bloody?

Mike Tyson?

Posted by: Halfhand at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (frIh6)

288 "You can see the ear lobe is still intact"
-----------------------

Of course it is he was shot in the upper part of his ear.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (B/d6U)

As you can tell from the initial footage. He puts his fingers on the top of his ear and sees blood on them

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

289 Damn autocucumber
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

AoS AI is still in beta testing.

Posted by: wth at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

290 I get shot in the ear and live I'm putting a diamond in that hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM (B/d6U)

291 Shrapnel from what? Did someone explode a pressure cooker full of nails at the rally?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 25, 2024 04:35 PM (w6EFb)

292 262 Wray is playing to the left and letting them know the report will downplay the injuries caused by the attempted assassination. I guess he's also letting the USSS know he's got their back.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (tT6L1)
_______
Of course he's playing to the left. Whom else would he play to? What can the right do for anyone?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:35 PM (1bNHn)

293 Trump has tinnitus and tried to cut off his ear like Van Gogh!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)

294 Bongino said that, after the Secret Cervix initially kept trying to throw local LEOs under the bus, they were (unexpectedly!) incentivizing future local LEOs to tell them to pound sand and refuse to cooperate with them in the future.

Top. Women.
Posted by: ShainS


That's long overdue.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (t8fhO)

295 So you're fucking telling me that Wray, THE HEAD OF THE FBI, doesn't have photos of a shredded teleprompter or detailed pics of the incident from the "400 interviews" (people with cameras at the scene) done to determine what happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (JeYYB)

296 I think Trump was attacked by the very rare shrapnel bird.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (YqDXo)

297 What about the photo that captured something whizzing by? Is the angle consistent with it being shrapnel?

hummingbird. roswellrods.com
Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (oY6Yp)

Well its not coming from any teleprompter from that image.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (eoQWY)

298 I believe the doctor who treated PDT said the wound he worked on was consistent with an injury caused by a bullet.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (tT6L1)

299 182 I think I can also set up a farm to cure people from depression. Ima gonna call it the “You wanna sit there and cry? I’ll give ya something to cry about!” Happy Fun Farm.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Camp. That's Happy Fun CAMP.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at July 25, 2024 04:18 PM (v0R5T)

Soma is free.

Posted by: javems at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (8I4hW)

300 Ok so say Trump was hit by shrapnel, therefore it's not so bad that someone tried to shoot him dead

Are these people fucking stupid?

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (DBZuM)

301 297 What about the photo that captured something whizzing by? Is the angle consistent with it being shrapnel?

hummingbird. roswellrods.com
Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (oY6Yp)

Well its not coming from any teleprompter from that image.


so you're saying there was a third teleprompter on the grassy knoll?

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (oY6Yp)

302 Gaza
Hostages Found by the IDF Underneath an Area Previously Defined as the Humanitarian Area

https://tinyurl.com/rnw26sac

This is why there should never have been any aid whatsoever.

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #46 at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (qfLjt)

303 What makes you think they're girls?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM (1bNHn)

What do you know and when did you know it ?!

--Wray's Thai boyfriend

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (V13WU)

304 Lot of chumming going on this week. "White Husband" is pure well-poisoning ("You're black and you don't like her? Racist!").
We're no better than they are: we dived like canvasbacks after that one, and we're slurping it up.

"This is not a serious nation." Also not a serious website, and we're not really very serious commenters. C'est la chose sérieuse.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (zdLoL)

305 So you're fucking telling me that Wray, THE HEAD OF THE FBI, doesn't have photos of a shredded teleprompter or detailed pics of the incident from the "400 interviews" (people with cameras at the scene) done to determine what happened?
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (JeYYB)

The 400 interviews are all with the shooter's handler saying "why did you train an EAR SHOT"

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

306 I’ve read where people claim that the “shrapnel” was from the screen of the TelePrompter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)

307 "You can see the ear lobe is still intact"
__________________

"As is his left ear!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (YqDXo)

308 Wray is playing to the left and letting them know the report will downplay the injuries caused by the attempted assassination. I guess he's also letting the USSS know he's got their back.
Posted by: blake


One dead. Two critical. One minor.
Four hits. Eight rounds. Downplay that.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (t8fhO)

309 I'll go to the Wellness Farm if they have a decent water park.

Posted by: Up A Lazy River at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (CV8a5)

310 "This is not a serious nation." Also not a serious website, and we're not really very serious commenters. C'est la chose sérieuse.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (zdLoL)

French is not a serious language.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (eoQWY)

311 Trump assassination attempt on camera. It shows both teleprompters fully intact!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvxm3fa

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (Rl/HN)

312 What about the photo that captured something whizzing by? Is the angle consistent with it being shrapnel?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 25, 2024 04:32 PM


It's a bullet and it went on to pierce a hydraulic line holding up a piece of gear that commenced to collapse.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (QNSds)

313 And where the fuck did that shrapnel come from? What was hit that went all splodey that it rained on Trump's ear but somehow missed all the SS agents?

Go fuck yourself with your dead mothers dick Wrayhole

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (DBZuM)

314 285 This pisses me off so bad.

THEY ALMOST ASSASSINATED A HUMAN BEING!!!!

AND THEY MURDERED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!

They're just angry that it didn't work.

Gonna go kick the cat now. /jk!

Gonna sit with my kitteh and calm my tits. Watch some Rifftrax.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 25, 2024 04:34 PM

I'm a big fan of Yambao

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (xcxpd)

315 287 you know what else would make an ear all bloody?

Mike Tyson?


he's already got bitten ear chewables. surprised he hasn't jumped all over this.

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (oY6Yp)

316 I’ve read where people claim that the “shrapnel” was from the screen of the TelePrompter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (v6JzV)
___________________

Now how could we test that conjecture? Must think, must think ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:38 PM (YqDXo)

317 the Secret Cervix initially kept trying to throw local LEOs under the bus,

TBH I would have liked to see LEO issue an arrest warrant for Cheatle for conspiracy to commit murder.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:38 PM (oZhjI)

318 1) there would be photos of the damaged teleprompter. Required to prove and recreate the bullet path.
2) the left is passing around fake photos of damaged teleprompter.
3) some reports have said these teleprompter glass are bulletproof as part of presidential security.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:38 PM (eKcbm)

319 260 People who own and use guns:
Never, NEVER point the barrel anywhere near a person unless you intend to kill them.

Internet experts and the Media on guns:
Anyone, with no training whatsoever, can safely shoot at-- and only graze--someone from 200 yards away. I saw it in lots of movies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (eKcbm)

======

They killed Crooks instead of shooting the gun out of his hand because he would have revealed that he was employed by Trump, and the Secret Service was in on it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 25, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

320 301
so you're saying there was a third teleprompter on the grassy knoll?

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (oY6Yp)
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Yes but it had been mowed twice by Mexican 'crews' so maybe a Guatemalan did it?

Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #47 at July 25, 2024 04:38 PM (qfLjt)

321 Gaza
Hostages Found by the IDF Underneath an Area Previously Defined as the Humanitarian Area

https://tinyurl.com/rnw26sac

This is why there should never have been any aid whatsoever.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #46 at July 25, 2024 04:36 PM (qfLjt)

Should have gone there first. That's where they get their weapons from.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (eoQWY)

322 One dead. Two critical. One minor.
Four hits. Eight rounds. Downplay that.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (t8fhO)
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6 were killed when Gabbie Giffords was shot. Who has the press managed to keep in the spotlight since?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (tT6L1)

323 Yeah it's not like they shot AT Trump

They shot near him
No harm, no foul

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (/7KEl)

324 Off cyber attack sock

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (MsrgL)

325 294 So you're fucking telling me that Wray, THE HEAD OF THE FBI, doesn't have photos of a shredded teleprompter or detailed pics of the incident from the "400 interviews" (people with cameras at the scene) done to determine what happened?

it's funny because he could just ask chatgpt to cook him up a deepfake damaged teleprompter photo

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (oY6Yp)

326 Trump assassination attempt on camera. It shows both teleprompters fully intact!


These are not the teleprompters you're looking for...

Posted by: Archimedes at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (xCA6C)

327 French is not a serious language.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (eoQWY)
_________________

It's an effeminate language.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (YqDXo)

328 When Trump is elected, I hope it makes the schmuck who made Wray the Director of the FBI pay dearly.

Teehee
Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 25, 2024 04:04 PM (ygSr3)

We need a better candidate!

Posted by: Banana at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (nvKZ7)

329 311 Trump assassination attempt on camera. It shows both teleprompters fully intact!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvxm3fa
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (Rl/HN)

-------

Wray doesn't have the high clearance access AoS HQ would have.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (JeYYB)

330 The real weapon was a semiautomatic teleprompter with a bump stock.

Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (rjJqk)

331
Usual suspects will have fun with that. “See? There’s no big hole in his ear! Faker!!”
Because Trump clearly couldn’t afford the best doctors who would reconstruct the wounded area for best cosmetic appearance.
Posted by: electronic means at July 25, 2024 04:33 PM (rjJqk)

scroll down the article. There is a clear photo showing a hole in the top inside of the ear.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (Rl/HN)

332 HALLOWED POINT
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=3_aaD8SjRck

Posted by: SLAYER at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (rLZdR)

333 Deputy Travis Junior: I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw the movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people.
Posted by: Cheri at July 25, 2024 04:31 PM (oiNtH)
---
It's almost a shame he didn't join. He'd be the Director by now.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (4S2yc)

334 Wray creating a distinction without a difference.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans still think George Floyd was killed by a cop, Jussie Smollett was attacked by midnight MAGAs, Covid came from a wet market, Mike Brown was shot in the back with his hands up, J6 was caused by Trump, Ray Epps was just an innocent victim, Antifa is just an idea...

Need I go on?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (KbCG3)

335 I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot

**********

tee hee

Posted by: Eeef Beee Eyeee Fuckwinkle Forensic Non-Binary Magically Making Slug with Trump's Blood on It Disapp at July 25, 2024 04:40 PM (DBZuM)

336 314 I'm a big fan of Yambao

that's that movie that george lucas supposedly ripped off to make star wars, isn't it?

Posted by: anachronda at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (oY6Yp)

337 6 were killed when Gabbie Giffords was shot. Who has the press managed to keep in the spotlight since?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:39 PM (tT6L1)
________________

If Trump were a leftist there would soon be a USS Trump's Ear.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

338 Comma La

Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (64Zez)

339 If it weren't for the massive coverage, cellphones, Internet , zee web etc. Wray would have got away with it. But this ain't '63.

Posted by: runner at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (V13WU)

340 Yeah, don’t care for French.

English and Russian are it for me. Maybe a little bit of Spanish lingo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (v6JzV)

341 If Trump were a leftist there would soon be a USS Trump's Ear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)

Navy should do that anyway.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:42 PM (eoQWY)

342 If Trump were a leftist there would soon be a USS Trump's Ear.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 25, 2024 04:41 PM (YqDXo)
---------------

Only ship with gold plated fittings in the fleet.

I sort of assume it would be Saint Trump's Ear.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 25, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

343 PROOVE JFK took a rifle round to the melon

Maybe some one threw a rock really hard

MLK was really hit by a bus
RFK was a bizarre kitchen mishap

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 04:42 PM (/7KEl)

344 >>I believe the doctor who treated PDT said the wound he worked on was consistent with an injury caused by a bullet.

I can't believe we are even having this discussion. The shooting was filmed live and millions have seen it. 3 other people were hit with bullets and one was killed. The shooter was shot dead. Bullet casing have been found. Trump has a wound on his ear that occurred as bullets were being fired at him.

What is the alternative explanation? That what we all have seen didn't actually happen and Trump ripped off part of his ear while he was on the ground? Even Orwell would be saying "Whoa guys, this is too much gaslighting.".

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (LkLld)

345 >>>In related news: Wray denied that he ever, ever saw a hint of Biden's obvious mental decline.

Not exactly. The clips that I watched, at any rate, he tiptoed around the topic, saying stuff like: Well, what you are describing, I never saw.

For example.

Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (64Zez)

346 The denizens of the imperial city ain't giving up power willingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (9Lk6I)

347 It was a stochastic bullet. More bullet- adjacent really.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (XHLnT)

348 Dear Mr Wray,

Do you know anybody that is good at collecting and examining evidence?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (8OBKf)

349 I have read, but have no actual knowledge, that snipers shooting through glass have to have 2 snipers shooting-- one to break the glass almost instantly before the second bullet to target.

As there is too high odds that the first bullet, when it hits the glass, will be deflected too far off target.

But then, the logistics of two bullets arriving near instantaneous is also near impossible.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (eKcbm)

350 I've waited a while to say this but the burden is now on Trump to show he was shot.
------

Wow a whole week. You hero. Pathetic cunts.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (lX8VI)

351 >>RFK was a bizarre kitchen mishap


Luckily. Rosie Grier was there with a roll of Bounty Paper Towels to clean it up.

Luckily.

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (rLZdR)

352 337 So can we call this ginned-up “controversy” the War of Trump’s Ear? Maybe use it as a pretext to declare war on Spain?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (v6JzV)

353 I'm of two minds whether Wray is a slimebag or a whore.

Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (64Zez)

354 Not exactly. The clips that I watched, at any rate, he tiptoed around the topic, saying stuff like: Well, what you are describing, I never saw.

For example.
Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (64Zez)
---
Classic weaseling. That alone should earn a trip to Gitmo for 6 months.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (4S2yc)

355 BREAKING: MSLSD New Theory on Trump's Ear -- An Earpiece He Was Wearing Was Hacked By Elon Musk's xAI and Made To Explode As A False-Flag Assassination Attempt. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (WK5C7)

356 It was a teleprompter with the shoulder thing that goes up

Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (/7KEl)

357 I can see after the next operation is successful they're gonna make Trump prove he's dead.

The good thing is he'll be able to prove it by voting for Kamala.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (lX8VI)

358 327 French is not a serious language.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (eoQWY)
_________________

It's an effeminate language


you are correct. I surrender.

Posted by: Mr French at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (og5mY)

359 Are these people fucking stupid?
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So completely out of touch with reality you can't hope to deal with them based upon logic or reason. No political solution.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (DqKQx)

360 Dear Mr Wray,

Do you know anybody that is good at collecting and examining evidence?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (8OBKf)

Does creating evidence count? They even deliver it right to your home.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (eoQWY)

361 The most important thing Trump needs to do on his first day back in office is move the CIA from Langley VA to Puerto Rico or Thule Antarctica. There is a federal law that prohibits the CIA from operating in the US and Trump needs to interpret that law to mean they are violating it by being in VA.

This will get the most dangerous Deep Staters out of the country and Isolate them from doing the crap they pulled in Trump's first term.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (Da7Vv)

362 >>What is the alternative explanation?


WWF Style Shennanigans.

"He cut himself!"

Posted by: garrett at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (rLZdR)

363 329 311 Trump assassination attempt on camera. It shows both teleprompters fully intact!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvxm3fa
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (Rl/HN)

Indeed it does

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (IyPmt)

364 In war, more people die from shrapnel then bullets. So, in a way, the left is saying the shooter had artillery support.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (XHLnT)

365 The Festering Bad Idea and dept of Homeland security should be disbanded.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (DqKQx)

366 363 329 311 Trump assassination attempt on camera. It shows both teleprompters fully intact!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvxm3fa
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 25, 2024 04:37 PM (Rl/HN)

Indeed it does
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2024 04:45 PM (IyPmt)

Cheap fake!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (KbCG3)

367 I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
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I think this about every single thing the Left makes us talk about.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (lX8VI)

368 @shadygrooove

Jimmy Kimmel Removed: Nightshow Host Abruptly Steps Down

Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (LkLld)

369 A highly-accurate ballistic reconstruction needs a muzzle location (3D) and angular orientation, for each bullet fired. How accurately do your FBI analysts know this info, Wray? I ask because there don't seem to be any photos and videos of the dirtbag while he was firing.

Posted by: Gref at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (5fDan)

370 The reason that there haven't been mass firings in the SS is that the Biden/Harris Junta approves of what happened

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (oZhjI)

371 Anyone who has ever been shot at, who knows what bullets do to bodies:
Six feet away from being hit is still too damned close.

The left:
6 millimeters away is not even any danger.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (eKcbm)

372 Shrapnel????

From *what,* exactly?

These people can say anything with a straight face, I guess. The dumb pigs of the Left don't bother learning anything about firearms until they decide to murder actual Americans, so they'll just eat whatever slop some fag like Wray feeds them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (0FoWg)

373 Shouldn't the lefties claiming this was just an op get sued for $1 billion?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (JLq/1)

374 Weasels have been taking a hit in this thread.

44 I watched that Wray hearing and grew more infuriated by the minute at all of the lost opportunities to nail that blow-dried weasel to the wall.
Posted by: troyriser at July 25, 2024 03:55 PM (Vvljl)

218 My question is whether his answers have been so weasely as to be perjury-proof.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:22 PM (1bNHn)

354 Classic weaseling. That alone should earn a trip to Gitmo for 6 months.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (4S2yc)

Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (64Zez)

375 311 Trump assassination attempt on camera. It shows both teleprompters fully intact!

https://tinyurl.com/ycvxm3fa
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn
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@00:25

Posted by: Braenyard at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (B/d6U)

376 Nood

Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (IyPmt)

377 Jimmy Kimmel Removed: Nightshow Host Abruptly Steps Down

At least now he can spend more time in black face and putting women on trampolines.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (oZhjI)

378 Call me when you get shot in BOTH eyes...

by multiple Shooters...

on the SAME NIGHT, Mr Trump.

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (rLZdR)

379 353 I'm of two minds whether Wray is a slimebag or a whore.
Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (64Zez)

Embrace the power of and.

Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (xcIvR)

380 356 It was a teleprompter with the shoulder thing that goes up
Posted by: Don Black at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (/7KEl)
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And a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time. I got one for Christmas one year.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (1bNHn)

381 348 Dear Mr Wray,

Do you know anybody that is good at collecting and examining evidence?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (8OBKf)

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Heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (JeYYB)

382 You don't get to be head of the FBI in Soviet America without being scum.

Remember Wray is the guy that scrubbed the evidence from Epstein Island.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (oZhjI)

383 379 353 I'm of two minds whether Wray is a slimebag or a whore.
Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:44 PM (64Zez)

Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: Reforger at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (xcIvR)

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Yep, he's both.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (JeYYB)

384 They're not as much stupid as they are demonic. They fear him getting sympathy from their failed attempt to murder him and their successful attempt at murdering his supporters.

Utterly grotesque.

If Comperatore was an Obama supporter we would already have a day named after him.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 04:49 PM (lX8VI)

385 @shadygrooove

Jimmy Kimmel Removed: Nightshow Host Abruptly Steps Down
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (LkLld)

Probably tapped for the Democratic Nomination. After all, his opening monologue is way better than Bidens or Kamalas.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:49 PM (eoQWY)

386 Imagine for a moment that some right leaning person shot Veep Throat under a President Trump.

How many agents would have already been fired and facing charges? How many days ago would impeachment proceedings have started against Trump?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:50 PM (oZhjI)

387 376 Nood
Posted by: It's me donna at July 25, 2024 04:47 PM (IyPmt)

Posted by: m at July 25, 2024 04:50 PM (64Zez)

388 The reason that there haven't been mass firings in the SS is that the Biden/Harris Junta approves of what happened
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:46 PM (oZhjI)

Not sure they completely approve.

Posted by: ... at July 25, 2024 04:50 PM (lX8VI)

389 You don't get to be head of the FBI in Soviet America without being scum.

Remember Wray is the guy that scrubbed the evidence from Epstein Island.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 25, 2024 04:48 PM (oZhjI)

he has to have it salted away somewhere. Too useful.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 25, 2024 04:50 PM (eoQWY)

390 Jimmy Kimmel Removed: Nightshow Host Abruptly Steps Down
===
Bet he had some mean tweets!!!

Sweet irony.

Posted by: Wretch, wake up at July 25, 2024 04:52 PM (DqKQx)

391 I have read, but have no actual knowledge, that snipers shooting through glass have to have 2 snipers shooting-- one to break the glass almost instantly before the second bullet to target.

As there is too high odds that the first bullet, when it hits the glass, will be deflected too far off target.

But then, the logistics of two bullets arriving near instantaneous is also near impossible.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 25, 2024 04:43 PM (eKcbm)

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Interesting.

It's been too long since I've seen it, but I think there was a scene similar to that in the WW2 sniper v. sniper movie "Enemy at the Gates" -- although I think it involved a reflective glass pane or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 25, 2024 04:53 PM (WK5C7)

392 Just getting that leftist base worked up.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 25, 2024 04:54 PM (elaR+)

393 nood disney

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 25, 2024 04:55 PM (wse2C)

394 I have read, but have no actual knowledge, that snipers shooting through glass have to have 2 snipers shooting-- one to break the glass almost instantly before the second bullet to target.

As there is too high odds that the first bullet, when it hits the glass, will be deflected too far off target.

But then, the logistics of two bullets arriving near instantaneous is also near impossible.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Not so these days

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at July 25, 2024 04:55 PM (elaR+)

395 So, if I shoot out someone's tire and they crash and die, I cannot be charged with anything since the crash killed them, not the bullet?
How would this go if it was shrapnel and not a bullet and it did kill him? "Not an assisination attempt!"

Posted by: Hazchic at July 25, 2024 04:56 PM (m06hO)

396 Jimmy Kimmel really is an idiot. He can be funny but he is an intellectual lightweight.

Posted by: polynikes at July 25, 2024 04:59 PM (B1dzx)

397 The ghoulishness required to try turning an unsuccessful assassination attempt -- that miraculously left the target only mildly injured, one man dead, and two seriously injured -- into a "nothingburger" because it was allegedly only glass shrapnel not a bullet that hit the presidential hopeful is beyond my capacity for cynicism. And I'm a pretty cynical m-effer.

Trump's haters in government and the media are pretending a car backfired and Orangeman hit the dirt. All while feigning "sorrow" at the sudden departure of Biden from the race.

The Ministry of Truth is in high gear. I can only hope enough people are able to trust their own two eyes at this point and tell them all to go to hell -- that we need a president who cares about individual citizens and righting this sinking ship.

Posted by: red speck at July 25, 2024 05:00 PM (0Id0S)

398 Why does it matter? Even I've seen men so torn apart by shrapnel - not a bullet or bullets - in a Naval Hospital that it was nothing short of medical miracles they survived.

Was not another innocent man killed and two others in addition to Trump injured? Again, bullets, shrapnel kill, maim. What if the IEDs had been set off in a vehicle at the fairground? Shrapnel.

Wray is engaging in misdirection, always his best work. He does it in a calm, unrattled way so how could he not be truthful, matter?

How come the FBI hasn't committed to the exact type of gun used? Oh, his dad's weapon. So he carried a fully assembled AR-15 across open space? Oh, maybe the type that could be disassembled, reassembled because a bike and back pack were found. The kid was dead as a doornail on the sloped roof of the small building. What kind of weapon? Who's fingerprints, fibers? Give me a person good w/such weapon, I'll get As.

How long has Biden been crossing rooms to get to kids to sniff them? Way more than two years. How long has Schumer, McConnell, Pelosi...known? Like Diane Feinstein. 'Useful Joe'

BTW, Jan 17, 2021, FBI vetting Guard troops in DC amid fear of insider attacks.

Posted by: L - If ... (Cellphone) at July 25, 2024 05:00 PM (LL19j)

399 Well all the FBI has to do is produce the damaged teleprompter now. Although from the videos the only one that could be the culprit looks undamaged. Simply produce it. Also, the vapor trail of the bullet is clearly visible in several photos. So you are telling me the shrapnel is following it in a straight line???? Fuck you!!!!

Also, Trump was shot AT, several times.. Did the gentlemen killed and wounded care what hit them??

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 25, 2024 05:09 PM (k3dI8)

400 What a sick

What a DICK

What a Limp DICK…

Posted by: Gonzotx at July 25, 2024 05:16 PM (r3FP1)

401 Wray is really quite the weasel.

Posted by: mediapostate at July 25, 2024 05:18 PM (MMYiP)

402 shrapnel from WHAT ??? there was nothing between the shooter and Trump that could have become shrapnel ... NOTHING ...

Posted by: The Dark Lord at July 25, 2024 05:31 PM (DBAaD)

403 Ask any veteran who has earned the Purple Heart whether it makes a damn bit of difference whether they were hit with a bullet or shrapnel.

These people are such pieces of shit.

Posted by: p-squared at July 25, 2024 05:33 PM (i3SWt)

404 A little rewrite:

"The employee's security clearance was revoked months after the interviews, which confirmed his support for the Republican President and the Bill of Rights, and his concerns about the forcible injections with an experimental drug," according to the documents obtained by Just the News.

Late to the party as always! but we REALLY need to stop using the Left's tendentious language.

Posted by: Beverly at July 25, 2024 05:42 PM (Epeb0)

405 And Wray is lower than whale shit.

Posted by: Beverly at July 25, 2024 05:43 PM (Epeb0)

406 100 Million, approximately.

Posted by: jocon307 at July 25, 2024 06:22 PM (EuROc)

407 So Mr. Wray, how many pieces of shrapnel were found at the crime scene?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 25, 2024 06:32 PM (w6EFb)

408 Oh, you didn't find any shrapnel? But bullets were fired at the crime scene, is that correct?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 25, 2024 06:32 PM (w6EFb)

409 You know Regan wasn't ahchullly wasn't shot in 1981. The bullet ricocheted off the side of the presidential limousine and hit him in the left underarm, breaking a rib, puncturing a lung, and causing serious internal bleeding.

Hinkley probably wasn't even really trying to shoot him. he was mad at the limo. Or something.

I don't see what the big deal is at all.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 25, 2024 07:03 PM (nLFEI)

410 Earth to Wray. Everyone on the planet has watched the video of the entire incident, including President Trump being shot in the ear, about 100 times by now.

Posted by: James at July 25, 2024 10:25 PM (GBXrr)

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