Polls Are Made for Strippers But Then Again Who Doesn't Like Strippers?

In her Honeymoon period, when most people don't know much about her leftwing extremist politics, and have never heard her Idiot Cackling, Kamala has slightly improved on Biden's performance against Trump.

The likely 2024 presidential election campaign between Vice President Kamala Harris and former President Donald Trump begins with no clear leader, according to a new CNN poll conducted by SSRS after President Joe Biden ended his bid for reelection.
Trump holds 49% support among registered voters nationwide to Harris' 46%, a finding within the poll's margin of sampling error. That's a closer contest than earlier CNN polling this year had found on the matchup between Biden and Trump.

Trump led Biden 49-45 in the same poll.

So is she doing better? Well.... I mean, it's statistical noise.

If Trump really is at 49%, that's game over. In a crowded field, you don't need 50%. Hell, Trump doesn't even need to be ahead in the national vote to win the electoral college by a bunch of votes.

And this is a poll of registered voters, not likely voters. (Though the likely voter screen doesn't favor Democrats much any longer.)

The survey finds voters widely supportive of both Biden's decision to step aside and his choice to remain in office through the end of his term. Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters are broadly enthusiastic about Harris and willing to coalesce around her as the new presumptive nominee, even as they remain deeply divided on whether Biden's Democratic successor should seek to continue his policies or chart a new course.

Whoops! Well that's a big problem the Democrats have, huh? It's 100 days until the election and they haven't figured out if they want to abandon and Repudiate Biden's policies, or double down on them.

And the new poll finds some critical movement in these early days of a Harris-Trump race.
Harris hangs on to 95% of those who earlier said they supported Biden, while Trump retains the support of a slightly smaller 92% of his previous backers. Those who previously said they would support neither Biden nor Trump in a two-way matchup now split 30% for Harris and 27% for Trump, with the rest saying they'd vote for someone else or opt out of this year's election.
...
About three-quarters of Trump's supporters (74%) say their vote is to express support for him rather than opposition to Harris. That's an increase in affirmative support for him compared with the June CNN poll (66%), which came before an assassination attempt on Trump's life and the Republican National Convention at which the former president formally accepted his party's nomination. The poll finds Trump's favorability rating ticking up to 43%, higher than it's been since 2020 in CNN polling.

CNN's poll analyst Henry Enten says that the storyline about Harris doing better than Biden with young voters -- because young voters consider 59 to be the new 29, or something -- is just wishcasting, without support in the actual polling.

CNN senior data reporter Harry Enten said Wednesday that support for presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris is 'just not there' among young voters.
CNN senior data reporter Harry Enten revealed on Wednesday that presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris is struggling to gain traction among young voters despite a recent influx of internet memes.
Referencing CNN exit polls, Enten noted that President Biden won voters under the age of 35 by 21 points in 2020, but Harris is leading former President Trump by "significantly less" as of Sunday (9 points).
He said that Harris may be doing better than Biden among young voters before announcing he would not run for re-election. However, her numbers are still "way down" from many other Democrats in the 21st century.
"If this is unique support among young voters, I would like to know what her non-unique support is. Is it even worse than this?" Enten said.
...
"This idea, again, that the vice president has unique potential to dig in and get young voters to turn out--John, it's just not there in the numbers despite all the internet memes that are going around," Enten told anchor John Berman.

He noted that support for Trump is higher than it's ever been:

"Yes, Democrats can make this switcheroo, but they're still going to have to beat Donald Trump, a Donald Trump who is stronger, Sara, than he has ever been before," he told anchor Sara Sidner.
...
The network's data guru pointed to two recent national polls Tuesday morning, one from ABC/Ipsos and one from Quinnipiac University, showing the former president's popularity as it stands following the Republican National Convention last week.
"We know that Donald Trump has historically been unpopular, but take a look now," he began. "After the Republican National Convention, in the ABC News/Ipsos poll, he recorded his highest ever favorable rating at 40%. That's not a one-off."

Enten continued to underline the fact that Trump is at his most popular.

"We know that Donald Trump has historically been unpopular, but take a look now," he began. "After the Republican National Convention, in the ABC News/Ipsos poll, he recorded his highest ever favorable rating at 40%. That's not a one-off."
Mentioning the other poll, he continued, "Take a look at the Quinnipiac University poll: 46%. That's the highest ever in that pollster."
"The fact is, Donald Trump is more popular now than he ever has been before," Enten declared, summing up the new polls.
Sidner then invited Enten to demonstrate how Trump would stack up against Harris compared to how he would match up against Biden in a presidential race. According to the reporter's aggregate numbers, Trump currently has the edge over Kamala in national popular vote polling, whereas he was polling below Biden during the 2020 Election, which he lost.
Starting with Trump against Harris, he said, "If we take a look at the national average, what do we see? We see Donald Trump up by one. That's a within-the-margin race. That's a close race."
He then turned to the Biden/Trump numbers from last election cycle.
"So last time around, when Joe Biden barely won in the electoral college, he actually won the national popular vote by four points."
"So at this point, Donald Trump is running five points better -- five points better -- than he was four years ago against Joe Biden," he said, adding, "... Whether you look at the favorable ratings, whether you look at the horse race polling, we see that Donald Trump is doing significantly better than he was doing four years ago at this point."
Enten then provided a warning for Harris, who became the presumptive Democratic Party nominee following Biden suspending his campaign over the weekend.
"Kamala Harris is going to have to do better than this of course if she wants to win the popular vote, but more than that if she wants to win the electoral college where she'll likely have to outperform how she's done nationally," the reporter added, though he did acknowledge that there hasn't been national polling on Harris since Biden ditched his bid over the weekend.

(((Harry Enten)))
@ForecasterEnten
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Here's what we have for voters under the age of 30 so far...
CNN/SSRS: Harris +4
Reuters/Ipsos: Harris +14
NYT/Siena: Harris +21
Average so far: Harris +13 (I'll note Marist, not included here, had an under 35 & looked most like CNN)... Better than Biden 2024. Worse than 2020

Despite not showing she's able to beat Trump, 76% of Democrats want her
to be the nominee.

"About three-quarters of Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters (76%) say the Democratic Party should nominate Harris as its candidate for president, with only about 6% expressing support for any other specific person as the nominee," CNN revealed.

One pollster, Reuters-Ipsos, puts Harris up over Trump by two points, 44 to 42. But a guest on Megyn Kelly said that Reuters polls have consistently showed Biden doing better than any other pollster. The guest said the Reuters poll had Biden down by only one slender point, while other pollsters had it at 4 or 5 points.

MSDNC: Kamala doesn't fare any better against President Trump than Crooked Joe did — and Democrats' hope to the contrary is "based more on hope than it is on numbers right now."

Brutal! pic.twitter.com/EBZftusTAv
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 22, 2024

The day after Kamala Harris dropped out of the 2020 race, Radio host Karen Hunter noted that the black community did note vote for her in part because of her white husband:
"I'm just going to be honest with y'all. The White husband [Doug Emhoff] was a problem for a lot of people.… pic.twitter.com/cY9jUYcZAt
— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) July 24, 2024

KAMALA HARRIS: “What else do we know about this population, 18-24? They are stupid! That is why we keep them in dormitories. They make really bad decisions!”

This is going viral on TikTok pic.twitter.com/95BRvXa01W
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) July 25, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM

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1 Return of the not so secret gray agenda.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

2 If Trump really is at 49%, that's game over. In a crowded field, you don't need 50%. Hell, Trump doesn't even need to be ahead in the national vote to win the electoral college by a bunch of votes.

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If you want to believe polls, the one consistent difference they have from election results is that they underestimate Trump's support specifically.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

3 Hmmmm.......I like the new look

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2024 03:03 PM (a1415)

4 One pollster, Reuters-Ipsos, puts Harris up over Trump by two points, 44 to 42. But a guest on Megyn Kelly said that Reuters polls have consistently showed Biden doing better than any other pollster. The guest said the Reuters poll had Biden down by only one slender point, while other pollsters had it at 4 or 5 points.

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In 2020, Reuters Ipsos was regularly showing Biden up by 13 or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

5 Hey!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2024 03:03 PM (a1415)

6 Who was Kamala talking to that she would say that?
That was stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:03 PM (dTTBf)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

8 If 18-24 year olds are really teh stupids, how old was Kam-Kam when she serviced the Staff (of Decadence) of Willie Brown?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 26, 2024 03:04 PM (uGhsv)

9 There's a strip club in the Myrtle Beach area called "The Drip."

We did NOT go there last time we were in Myrtle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

10 So the Flower of the Ganges isn't first in the heart of her people?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 03:05 PM (nOjd9)

11 Does she drink wine from a box or a bottle?

Posted by: Karen at July 26, 2024 03:05 PM (/U5Yz)

12 Despite not showing she's able to beat Trump, 76% of Democrats want her to be the nominee.

"Here's a turd sandwich on rye. Eat it or the Republicans might win."

Posted by: our side does this too at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (gKWVE)

13 I'm not really that big on strippers. I do have a lovely wife, however. Maybe that's the reason.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (A4Fy5)

14 There's a strip club in the Myrtle Beach area called "The Drip."

We did NOT go there last time we were in Myrtle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey, we disinfect the poles EVERY NIGHT!

Posted by: The Drip Management at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (nOjd9)

15 I recall Two strip clubs in Myrtle Beach back in the day neither were saddle with that name. I was trying to recall the names, but I can’t pull them up so I know neither were that.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (/7Asi)

16 First non-Sponge First!

Posted by: Archer at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (IDphi)

17 Who doesn't like strippers?

Well, their fathers for one.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (KbCG3)

18 Kamahaha will pull ahead of Trump after their convention.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (eF17/)

19 Quick, somebody nood below so Bulgaroctonus isn't hitting refresh every five seconds for 15 minutes, befuddled over everyone suddenly stopping posting.

Posted by: Willie Brown's dick at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (Y1sOo)

20 >>>Polls Are Made for Strippers But Then Again Who Doesn't Like Strippers?

I think Hunter Biden likes strippers.

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (64Zez)

21 The latest polling is a disaster for Trump. He is now at 0% nationally, behind even "The rent is too damn high" guy and "Deez nuts". Kamala has just too broad of appeal among all Americans.

On a related note, Banks and employers really frown upon customers and employees who support racists, and they will be notified of any latent Trump supporters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (d9LQi)

22 KAMALA HARRIS: “What else do we know about this population, 18-24? They are stupid! That is why we keep them in dormitories. They make really bad decisions!”

She's not wrong . . .

Posted by: someone who survived those years at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (gKWVE)

23 14 There's a strip club in the Myrtle Beach area called "The Drip."

We did NOT go there last time we were in Myrtle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Hey, we disinfect the poles EVERY NIGHT!
Posted by: The Drip Management at July 26, 2024 03:06 PM (nOjd9)

That dood from Showgirls: "Doesn't matter - Man, everybody got AIDS and shit!"

Posted by: Thrawn at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (uGhsv)

24 >9 There's a strip club in the Myrtle Beach area called "The Drip."

We did NOT go there last time we were in Myrtle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, Antibiotic Resistant Gonorrhea doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Posted by: The Drip Management at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (GTqXr)

25 Again.......why TF is Peyton Manning in the booth for the opening ceremonies?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

26 Jordan Peterson on Joe Rogan, talking about God, psychedelics, and the launch of his online university (you can get an equivalent 4 year degree for about $2000):

Www.petersonacademy.com

This is brilliant . . .

https://tinyurl.com/Rogan-Peterson-yesterday

Posted by: Sharkman at July 26, 2024 03:08 PM (/RHNq)

27 Quick, somebody nood below so Bulgaroctonus isn't hitting refresh every five seconds for 15 minutes, befuddled over everyone suddenly stopping posting.
Posted by: Willie Brown's dick

Ha! There already is one posted on the old thread. I am here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 26, 2024 03:08 PM (v6JzV)

28 We don't know what Trump and Bibi, but some experts speculate that he gave trump a dressing down and urged him to drop out of the race in light of his long history of antisemitism and destructive, anti Israel policies.

Kamala accomplished so much with the Abraham
Accords as the middle east czar that it is hard to imagine anyone else garnering the support of the Isralei PM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:10 PM (d9LQi)

29 If Kameltoe is so smart and spectacular, why are they busy airbrushing her record?

The communists are now trying to say she never donated to the Minnesota Freedom Fund to bail out the mostly peaceful protestors.

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 26, 2024 03:10 PM (i7Q7S)

30 I remember attending a team building session with marketing in Dallas. After hours we all went to the Gold Club. $50 cover and the drinks were, at the time $15. All on the corporate Amex btw. LOL Would hate to be the person who submitted that voucher.

Girls were hot hot hot though.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2024 03:10 PM (/U5Yz)

31 Everyone likes the New Ho until they find out its the Old Ho

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)

32 Hopefully there is the group that says "I'm gonna vote for Trump but I'm not gonna say it because I don't want to be attacked. "

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:11 PM (IyPmt)

33 B..b...but she visited an abortuary! Doesn't that count for SOMETHING???

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (9Eyyt)

34 25 Again.......why TF is Peyton Manning in the booth for the opening ceremonies?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

C'mon, man! it takes all of us! He and his bro and dad are the cute goofy side of sports Disney/NFL/CCP we all love!

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (j4U/Z)

35 I think if you dug deep enough, you could find a Kamala quote on either side of almost any issue. She's a whore in more ways than one.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (CwhoI)

36 If Kameltoe is so smart and spectacular, why are they busy airbrushing her record?

You could probably say that about most Democrat canidates for president in the modern era.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (HA1lM)

37
C'mon, man! it takes all of us! He and his bro and dad are the cute goofy side of sports Disney/NFL/CCP we all love!
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (j4U/Z)

Archie sold his soul ala the Kennedy family, I have a feeling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Susant Rice emerges from of the snake pit. Regretfully, I missed that. How long before her viper counterpart, Valerie Jarrett, joins the chorus?

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 03:12 PM (9etX0)

39 Made this comment after the nood, but it matters here too.

306 Interesting item that the most recent NY Times poll found. There is a strong agreement in the country that Biden should have withdrawn. 87% agree with that statement, and it is the 7th most universally supported statement.

Unnoticed was the 5th most at 89%. Having an affair is morally wrong.

I think a lot of people are missing the political importance of the fact Brown was married and she was over 30 years younger.

The voters do care about it. I had a conversation with 2 non political women over the weekend and it was their number 1 issue.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM (5p7BC)

40 Stripper working the pole...

Posted by: Kamala for Pres isn't just lip service at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM (DqKQx)

41 KAMALA HARRIS: “What else do we know about this population, 18-24? They are stupid! That is why we keep them in dormitories. They make really bad decisions!”

Right and the Moon is made of green cheese !!! F**K You Hooker Harris. At age 23 I was sitting Nuclear Alert in the Belly of a B-52 carrying 10+ Nukes !!!!! I had more maturity at 23 then you do at 59 .........

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM (BSF0H)

42 29 If Kameltoe is so smart and spectacular, why are they busy airbrushing her record?

The communists are now trying to say she never donated to the Minnesota Freedom Fund to bail out the mostly peaceful protestors.
Posted by: Jay in PA at July 26, 2024 03:10

These are the things we should be focused on pointing out - keep reinforcing how the elites lie to us and learned nothing from the Biden debacle.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM (GMx4K)

43 KAMALA HARRIS: “What else do we know about this population, 18-24? They are stupid! That is why we keep them in dormitories. They make really bad decisions!”

There was a big push when I was in college to stop calling them Dorms and went with 'residence hall' because dorm was too negative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

44 Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
I worry that Vance wants to tax couches extra because they are childless and often contain cats.

Michael Ian Black
@michaelianblack

Nobody's saying that JD Vance *definitely* fucked a couch, but if I've learned anything from my friend Scott Adams, it's that you have to apply common sense; why would the MSM be denying it so much if it wasn't true? Also, use your eyes: does he look like a couch fucker? He does.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (TGPs7)

45 Who will be counting the ballots in Philly, Minneapolis, Atlanta, Milwaukee and Detroit?

Posted by: ghbucky at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (/xDbx)

46 They are trying desperately to paint Kamala as this cool younger person to gen z and gen a. I think she's a young boomer?

Trying to make her the cool aunt that sneaks you weed or takes you for your first abortion. She's really the cringe aunt that tries to use your slang and embarrasses you, or pulls out her karen power moves at the store.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (Eng1Z)

47
Being unburdened by the past would seem to be ignoring statements past 48 hours ago.

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)

48 The Olympics are already considered to be a bust. Paris is fine. Anyone who says they would do better in another city is pretty much full of it. Paris is legit the most beautiful city in the world and France is the most visited country in the world.

Having said that, no one cares about the Olympics , And by no one, I mean, the USA. We are too busy, hating each other to worry about the Olympics. There are no major stories like the commercials with Dan and whomever back in the day. No one cares about USA basketball because most of them hate this country. We should be pissed because the Olympics used to bring this country together. I recall my own mother used to send 20 or 30 bucks every year to the US Olympic Committee.

This country is horribly divided, and the Olympics has no star power or no story to bring people in. They are already seeing it could be the biggest Olympics bust ever. I’m not defending Paris, but I know the reality. Paris is probably the most popular city in the world that’s the point of all this even with that it’s going to bomb big time.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (/7Asi)

49 Harris will have a decent time up to Labor Day, I think. After that, she’s gonna have a bad time.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (7PziG)

50 "Harris hangs on to 95% of those who earlier said they supported Biden, while Trump retains the support of a slightly smaller 92% of his previous backers."

This has got to be total hopeium bullshit. Trump's support somehow went down from his previous levels? I'm supposed to believe that the whore couldn't hold on to all of Biden's supporters, but that somehow Trump's supports left him in the wake of Biden dropping out? There's no way that's possible.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

51 There's a strip club in the Myrtle Beach area called "The Drip."

We did NOT go there last time we were in Myrtle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:04 PM

That name seems like a questionable business decision.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (FUEGH)

52 The Whore is begging for money on YouTube to produce POWERFUL ADS to reach undecided voters.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (8sMut)

53 The voters do care about it. I had a conversation with 2 non political women over the weekend and it was their number 1 issue.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at

Do they care about it as much when Willie and his wife were living separately and still do? They are still married on paper only, she says that, too.

I don’t know. I think sleeping to a position of power is more relevant. But I also think how vapid she is today is even more relevant yet.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (GMx4K)

54 The last 5 or 6 days have really been amazing - every msm outlet has willingly abandoned any pretense of “news” and is pumping out propaganda 24/7. I mean they’ve been doing that for a while, but now they’re openly fabricating every story,

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (X4/Jm)

55 Everyone likes the New Ho until they find out its the Old Ho
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:11 PM (fwDg9)
------!
Ropy old twat.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (3Fz6p)

56 I'm going to provide some advice for young ladies considering a move into the stripper business:

1. Have some Clorox Wipes available at all times. You never know when the previous pole user has a yeast infection.

2. When the Disney Execs come in, stuff a sock down the g-string. Some of them will be looking for that. The others do what they're told.

3. Anal bleaching is for noobs. Have some mascara on that whale eye.

4. Stretch marks can be made to work if you incorporate them into your Che Guevara tattoo (preferably the beard)

5. If you are under the age of 18, see #2

Posted by: Orson at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (dIske)

57 Camel Blow is dumber than a box of rocks and twice as crusty.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (SnyzA)

58 50 "Harris hangs on to 95% of those who earlier said they supported Biden, while Trump retains the support of a slightly smaller 92% of his previous backers."

This has got to be total hopeium bullshit. Trump's support somehow went down from his previous levels? I'm supposed to believe that the whore couldn't hold on to all of Biden's supporters, but that somehow Trump's supports left him in the wake of Biden dropping out? There's no way that's possible.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

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Statistical noise.

This is one of the main things I hate about the discourse of polls.

"A 3 point swing means something!"

That 3 point swing is within the margin of error.

I hate a lot of things about the discourse of polling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

59 Geez. Every lie about Trump ends up being true of Democrats.

A lefty told me yesterday that Trump bragged in People magazine that he would one day run "as a Republican" because "they are stupid and will believe anything".

Which is completely false of course. It never happened.

Note the irony if you like.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:16 PM (sztWj)

60 Black voters aren't happy with Kamala's marriage to a white dude, so, setting a new course:

We need to emphasize that she bonked a powerful black dude.

Posted by: DNC at July 26, 2024 03:16 PM (wzAuc)

61 "A lefty told me yesterday that Trump bragged in People magazine that he would one day run "as a Republican" because "they are stupid and will believe anything".

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TRUMP CALLED SOLDIERS SUCKERS AND LOSERS TOO!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 26, 2024 03:17 PM (i7Q7S)

62 48 The Olympics are already considered to be a bust. Paris is fine. Anyone who says they would do better in another city is pretty much full of it. Paris is legit the most beautiful city in the world and France is the most visited country in the world.

Having said that, no one cares about the Olympics , And by no one, I mean, the USA. We are too busy, hating each other to worry about the Olympics. There are no major stories like the commercials with Dan and whomever back in the day. No one cares about USA basketball because most of them hate this country. We should be pissed because the Olympics used to bring this country together. I recall my own mother used to send 20 or 30 bucks every year to the US Olympic Committee.

This country is horribly divided, and the Olympics has no star power or no story to bring people in. They are already seeing it could be the biggest Olympics bust ever. I’m not defending Paris, but I know the reality. Paris is probably the most popular city in the world that’s the point of all this even with that it’s going to bomb big time.
Posted by: Quint

People here are talking about the opening ceremony. So much for "nobody".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:17 PM (8sMut)

63 why are they sitting on battleground polls ? waiting till Kama is nominated ??

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 03:17 PM (V13WU)

64 44 Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
I worry that Vance wants to tax couches extra because they are childless and often contain cats.

Michael Ian Black
@michaelianblack

Nobody's saying that JD Vance *definitely* fucked a couch, but if I've learned anything from my friend Scott Adams, it's that you have to apply common sense; why would the MSM be denying it so much if it wasn't true? Also, use your eyes: does he look like a couch fucker? He does.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (TGPs7)

Pretty sure the only reason VH1 existed was so that Michael Ian Black had something to do.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 26, 2024 03:17 PM (KbCG3)

65 That name seems like a questionable business decision.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

If you care to look it up, it's NSFW, but: Slim Shady + Obie Trice, "Drips" was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: don't blame me for the lyrics at July 26, 2024 03:17 PM (gKWVE)

66 59 Geez. Every lie about Trump ends up being true of Democrats.

A lefty told me yesterday that Trump bragged in People magazine that he would one day run "as a Republican" because "they are stupid and will believe anything".

Which is completely false of course. It never happened.

Note the irony if you like.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:16 PM (sztWj)

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Democrats regularly laugh at the stupidity of their own voters. "I can't believe anyone believed that dumb campaign promise." They say it out loud in public.

Obama said it about shovel ready jobs to laughs from his friendly crowd even.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

67 Google cracked down on adblock on YT earlier this year. In a way they never did before.

Now we know why.

Yes, Harris was planned.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:18 PM (sztWj)

68 “ Do they care about it as much when Willie and his wife were living separately and still do? They are still married on paper only, she says that, too.”

That’s not even a good troll. Be better, clown. Camel Blow has seen more dicks than an airport urinal, and I bet her current husband isn’t one of them. He looks like a closet fag.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26, 2024 03:18 PM (SnyzA)

69 Being unburdened by the past would seem to be ignoring statements past 48 hours ago.

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)
________________

Now you know the significance of the passage of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

70 Also, we don't want to hear anything about Harris lacking in black DNA, because she's literally been covered in it.

Posted by: DNC again at July 26, 2024 03:18 PM (gKWVE)

71 Also, use your eyes: does he look like a couch fucker? He does.
Posted by: Mister Ghost

Let he who hasn't couched fuck be the first to throw a stone.

I mean. Why TF do you think they call it a LOVE SEAT?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (RdGct)

72 Paris is probably the most popular city in the world that’s the point of all this even with that it’s going to bomb big time.
Posted by: Quint

Since you know how this will turn out already, can you tell us what the medal count will be, who will win what events, and also get us some good stock picks? Seeing as you already know the future.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (8sMut)

73 Good thing Camel Blow is unburdened by a brain.

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (SnyzA)

74 That’s not even a good troll. Be better, clown. Camel Blow has seen more dicks than an airport urinal, and I bet her current husband isn’t one of them. He looks like a closet fag.
Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26

Did you really just call me a troll? Not sure whether I laugh or cry! I am going with laugh.

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (GMx4K)

75 62, I am not rooting against the Olympics. Don’t think that for even a moment. My expectation is the ratings will be the worst ever just like the last Olympics had horrible ratings in the Olympics before that were horrible. I haven’t seen a single story like they used to have about track people or the dream team something. I hope I’m wrong and tons of Americans root for their country and the Olympians stand for their country could be because often they don’t.

I believe this will be the least viewed Olympics in modern history, Even if people to your left and right or watching the opening ceremony.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (/7Asi)

76 There was a big push when I was in college to stop calling them Dorms and went with 'residence hall' because dorm was too negative.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM

I remember stopping by my old high school and talking to a class when I was on leave from Hudson High. Chirppy young lady asked me if I "dormed". Never heard that as a verb before. I thought a beat and said "no...I barrack." She seemed mildly confused by that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (FUEGH)

77 Best suggestion to Harris is campaign like Joe. In your basement and let the Democrats Propaganda Ministry do tje work for you.
The more you talk everyone will know your a idiot

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (fwDg9)

78 It doesn't help the Olympics that they promised to make it the gayest transiest celebration of gaynes and transiness in the history of gays and trannies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (d9LQi)

79 If this country is stupid enough to elect Kamala Harris who has the IQ of a fucking rutabaga as the leader of the free world, we deserve the burning times.

Get your colanders ready.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (oqH4h)

80 Willowed:

I drive several hours each weekday for work, and have recently begun experiencing tinnitus -- and it's at its worst while driving (perhaps several years of all that accumulated road noise?); anyway, now with the tinnitus, I can no longer hear that the the blinker is on, so only notice the flashing dashboard light after several seconds or a minute or two.

Oooh. Business opportunity. After three minutes on with no turn, your dome lights start blinking.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (+Wnnh)

81 Going to repeat my analysis from this morning. It is 3 comments.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (5p7BC)

82 Never watched the Olympics never will

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (IyPmt)

83 Michael Ian Black
@michaelianblack

Look up "Piece of shit" in the dictionary and there's a picture of that asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

84 Harris will have a decent time up to Labor Day, I think. After that, she’s gonna have a bad time.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

She would have benefited from a basement campaign.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (RdGct)

85 At least Biden had an excuse for his incoherent blabber. What’s The Word Salad Queens excuse?

Posted by: Truthbomb at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (SnyzA)

86 As I've said before, the real problem is *NOT* who they trot out to be the candidate, it's always been about the policies they support.

Whomever they put out in front will continue to support the destructive policies of the Left because they have been given no other choice.

If that person tries to chart a new course or deviate from those policies, the Left will go nuclear against them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (7fElN)

87 We've had a number of polls now drop that are based on data past the switch from Biden to Harris. The X left/MSM are touting the ones showing Harris with a small lead, but these are the same pills that showed Biden tied. Also sample sizes are suspect for some. For example the YouGov poll is D+9.

You also have Rasmussen and Basham dropping Trump +7 and +8 polls.

Overall, this is likely response bias, much like polling after Romney beat Obama in the first debate. This is the best polling Harris will get, and she gains about 1 point on average against Trump, turning a 3 point Trump lead into 2 points. Recall in 2020 the offical results were Biden +3 and he only squeaked out a 40K win in 6 battlegrounds, despite all the cheating.

Harris does better with core Dem voters, they move out of the undecided camp, but Trump's ceiling also increases, and with leaners moves from 51ish to 53ish in head to head.

Harris does better with young, but at the cost of support with seniors. It is a wash and seniors are higher propensity voters. Also the devastating cross tab is her result with white non college, which is worse than Biden.

/cont

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:20 PM (5p7BC)

88 Ads still work some, but there are so few undecided voters any more. Money is best spent on turnout machinery.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 03:21 PM (7PziG)

89 Bottom line is she gets more support in blue areas and does shore up weaknesses in places like Virginia and New Hampshire. Her vote share in California and New York will increase. But at the cost of the rust belt states. She won't do as well as Scranton Joe in Erie and Wayne, key counties that the Dems must win to win the rust belt.

So this means from a real vote perspective, Harris is worse off than Biden.

I've seen a couple reports that the Harris strategy will be to write off MI and WI, where public polling shows her losing by 1 or 2, to try to win the Sunbelt. Her plan would be to win Arizona, Georgia, and Nevada. That would put her at 257 EVs. Then if she can get PA, she is at 277. She wouldn't need Nevada, so the key states would be AZ, GA, and PA.

The problem is that Trump leads in those states by a lot. They must be counting on the mother of all drop box stuffing and ballot harvesting, along with a complaint election operations effort in Maricopa and Fulton. Add in illegals voting (which the 9th circuit just made harder in AZ), and they are hoping to recreate the 2020 6 city strategy.

/cont

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:21 PM (5p7BC)

90 However, Trump will get a lot more votes on those states this time. A suitcase of ballots under a table in Fulton won't be enough, and neither will shutting down the machines in certain areas of Maricopa on election day.

It feels like a Hail Mary to me, and even with those, they still have to win in PA, where the trick of adding more ballots after election day was eliminated by the Federal courts.

If Harris does pick Mark Kelly as her VP, then that tells me the Sunbelt strategy is their plan. But it still feels like desperation. Her path to 270 is very narrow and requires a lot more cheating this time.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:21 PM (5p7BC)

91 Every event, every second, every hour is going to revolve around the LGBTQ community. We are going to flood your senses with everythig gay!

Huh, nobody is watching the olympics. They must not like gymnastics.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (d9LQi)

92 Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

What happens to peoples' opinions of her after Labor Day and why?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (dTTBf)

93 Mary Cloggenstein must be socking CAT

Not cool, Mary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (JvZF+)

94 Are the Dems going to sequester Kamala in the basement after the convention until election day?

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (rj6Yv)

95 30 I remember attending a team building session with marketing in Dallas. After hours we all went to the Gold Club. $50 cover and the drinks were, at the time $15. All on the corporate Amex btw. LOL Would hate to be the person who submitted that voucher.

Girls were hot hot hot though.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 26, 2024 03:10 PM (/U5Yz)

There is nothing more pointless, and time wasting, and money wasting, as a strip club.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (8sMut)

96 There was a big push when I was in college to stop calling them Dorms and went with 'residence hall' because dorm was too negative.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:13 PM
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Yeah, that's what they did here where I work. That was before I even started college, actually.

We still just called them "dorms" back then, though I think the kids today call them "res halls."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (7fElN)

97

That name seems like a questionable business decision.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (FUEGH)

That is EXACTLY what we thought. Looking back, we should've gone just to pick up some likely high quality merch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Who Doesn't Like Strippers?

WE like 'em!

Posted by: Furniture Refinishers of America at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (Rbu5d)

99 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:21 PM (5p7BC)

Thanks.. You always make me feel better

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (IyPmt)

100 72, I respect your clap back on this. I know no more than you do. And I won’t call you out by having Hans look up the ratings and see how well the Olympics did this year compared to other years.

I hope it does go well. I’ve already said many times here. I love Paris at least the Paris I knew 20 or 30 years ago. I just haven’t seen the country focused on any stories about the Olympics like they used to do. I see a left that isn’t really proud of America and a right that sees a lot of leftist who are athletes in the Olympics. To me that is a bad brew, but I hope I’m wrong. On the other stuff to use terminology of fancy guys from the old days, You go too far sir lol.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:23 PM (/7Asi)

101 Marist National Poll: Buttigieg is Democrats’ Top Choice for Harris VP Among Available Candidates
by David Badash

...Of those eight Democrats, Governor Whitmer and Secretary Buttigieg are tied, at 21%, in the Marist poll

Harris/Shapiro feels like drawing 3 for an inside straight. I love Kamala but let’s not kid ourselves about those who walk amongst us. Adding Shapiro just feels like it’s a lot to ask.

I love Pete but NO. Sorry, not yet. The VP has to be from a battleground state

Like someone else mentioned, different election. Scranton Joe was "from" ALL the battle ground states.

Mark Kelly would be good for gun control issues.

Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate.

the country as a whole isn't ready for an openly gay VP. There are still way too many homophobes among independents, and even in the Democratic party. I would love to see Sec. Buttigieg as VP candidate, but I do not see it happening in 2024. Hopefully in my lifetime it won't matter.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2024 03:23 PM (UkUKI)

102 92. She will be out more and is inherently unlikable. She is a terrible campaigner. More exposure combined with more voters tuning in…a bad recipe for her.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 03:23 PM (7PziG)

103 Like many of the male commentariat here, I suspect we all soured on the Olympics when Brian Boitano aged out.

Posted by: The Great Poof at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (CV8a5)

104 Imagine what we could do if we knew what we don't know.
Posted by: Kamala Word Salad Generator

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (+Wnnh)

105 Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate.

Yes got with Pete !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (IyPmt)

106
Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate.

WHAT ARE you people.....ON DOPE!?!?!?

Posted by: Mr. Hand at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

107 I just saw a few recent things aboot Mr Kamala on the twatters suggesting he's a wee light in the loafers. So which one's the beard?

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (ggOdn)

108 " Radio host Karen Hunter"

Is that anything like a vampire hunter?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 03:25 PM (vFG9F)

109 101 Harris/Shapiro feels like drawing 3 for an inside straight. I love Kamala but let’s not kid ourselves about those who walk amongst us. Adding Shapiro just feels like it’s a lot to ask.

I love Pete but NO. Sorry, not yet. The VP has to be from a battleground state

Like someone else mentioned, different election. Scranton Joe was "from" ALL the battle ground states.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 26, 2024 03:23 PM (UkUKI)

========

1. It's hilarious that even Democrat Partisans realize that they have a massive problem with anti-Semites, but they can only refer to it obliquely.

2. It warms my heart that even they think VP choices matter when it comes to delivering states. It's nonsense, but at least it's bipartisan nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

110 I use proton vpn with secure core and ad blocker. It blocks everything. Even the toenail fungus ads and video ads in my game.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:25 PM (d9LQi)

111 105 Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate.

Yes got with Pete !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (IyPmt)

In him, she has someone who has accomplished less than she has.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:25 PM (YiKO5)

112 Your analysis is always appreciated, Dave in Fla—it is easy to feel pessimistic given the steal in 2020 but your take is sound.

Posted by: Open Channel D at July 26, 2024 03:25 PM (lbUI4)

113 Every event, every second, every hour is going to revolve around the LGBTQ community. We are going to flood your senses with everythig gay!
==
Look, we really really don't want you to reproduce. We are going to market the hell out of the gay. You plebs, are expensive, dirty and unpredictable. It's time you died. Also, we are advertising euthanasia. It the new hot trend.

Posted by: Your betters at July 26, 2024 03:26 PM (DqKQx)

114 "I just saw a few recent things aboot Mr Kamala on the twatters suggesting he's a wee light in the loafers. So which one's the beard?
Posted by: jhawk90"

He's not gay he's just very very white.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

115 Like many of the male commentariat here, I suspect we all soured on the Olympics when Brian Boitano aged out.
Posted by: The Great Poof at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (CV8a5)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/kK46N42CTP4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Dave, there is no way Kamalol loses.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 03:26 PM (eF17/)

117 Trump consistently outperforms polls on election day, if the election were tomorrow, he'd win easy.

My fear is he is still in the afterglow of being shot and just having the GOP convention. It's probably a high point right now.

Posted by: Highlander at July 26, 2024 03:26 PM (kRhM/)

118 In him, she has someone who has accomplished less than she has.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:25 PM (YiKO5)

More if you count dick sucking.. I can't believe I wrote that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:26 PM (IyPmt)

119 That is EXACTLY what we thought. Looking back, we should've gone just to pick up some likely high quality merch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM

Bunghole Liquors in my hometown has tons of merchandise. Go figure.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (FUEGH)

120 Yet another reason to vote for him...

PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
worst things to come out of America in the poll

1. Donald Trump

2. George W. Bush

3. Obsession with guns

4. The NRA

5. The Kardashians

6. Iraq War

7. Kanye West

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)

121 I believe this will be the least viewed Olympics in modern history, Even if people to your left and right or watching the opening ceremony.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (/7Asi)

We'll see.

The glory days of the Cold War Olympics are over but I like them in that they give me the opportunity to see sports I do not ordinarily see. And I can be an Ugly American. And yeah, I also saw you cry about this country is "so horribly divided". Isn't it awful that we don't live in a hive mind, that America isn't like The Borg?

You might well be right. But, just in case you are dead wrong - just as a double checking mechanism - let's just go ahead and hold the Olympics anyway, just to make sure.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (8sMut)

122 She will be out more and is inherently unlikable. She is a terrible campaigner. More exposure combined with more voters tuning in…a bad recipe for her.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 03:23 PM (7PziG)
_________________

She just needs to deliver her braying "nyuk nyuk" laugh in front of a national audience to clobber her chances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

123 The voters do care about it. I had a conversation with 2 non political women over the weekend and it was their number 1 issue.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at

Do they care about it as much when Willie and his wife were living separately and still do? They are still married on paper only, she says that, too.

I don’t know. I think sleeping to a position of power is more relevant. But I also think how vapid she is today is even more relevant yet.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:15 PM (GMx4K)
__________

It's both. She was fucking a married man. Whether he was separated or not doesn't make that much difference. He was married.

She was also fucking this married man for political favors and ultimately money. It was clearly quid-pro-quo. That is really slimy.

The fact that he was much older is probably the least important fact. It's common for that to happen. Even rich powerful women like Celine Dion marry much older guys. I'm much older than the ladies I go out with too. So I can't hold that against her.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

124 Strip clubs are not my scene, even if it's on the corporate card. The time when you could drop a $5k expense report on your boss' desk beaming about how hot the snizz was are pretty much over. I'm sure it exists somewhere out there, but it's super rare now.

I prefer smugly listening in as a director rips into a sales guy for getting drunk and spending that kind of money at a Vegas steakhouse on a few bottles of wine. Happened a couple times, always just the biggest schadenboner.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (oqH4h)

125 Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate.

Yes got with Pete !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (IyPmt)

Senator from Ohio might say something special for Secretary Buttiegeg about a train wreck that occurred in the Buckeye State.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (rj6Yv)

126 Posted by: Mr. Hand at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

I don't think Pete B. is stupid (although he supports leftist policies) and I understand he makes very good speeches. However, I think Vance is very clever and would come right after his arguments if Pete becomes the VP candidate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (dTTBf)

127 I heard someone today on Fox "News" Radio say "Josh Sha-pie-ro". Why would they do that?

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 03:28 PM (vFG9F)

128 @politvidchannel
BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

You people can't even fix teeth. You can GFY, britfags.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

129 120, Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)

Can't fault them for No. 5

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:28 PM (YiKO5)

130 101, just so we are clear I am not buying your bullshit even a little bit. You can use the so-called disclaimer that you’re posting as daily kos or whatever. I see you as a troll and outside of that I have nothing else to say I don’t care what other people think but you’re troll and on ignore. To clever by half? No, not even close.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:28 PM (/7Asi)

131 Is that anything like a vampire hunter?
==
Holy fxck. You just created a new genre of urban noir fiction. Somebody get Larry Corriea on the horn.

Posted by: Your betters at July 26, 2024 03:28 PM (DqKQx)

132 46 They are trying desperately to paint Kamala as this cool younger person to gen z and gen a. I think she's a young boomer?

Trying to make her the cool aunt that sneaks you weed or takes you for your first abortion. She's really the cringe aunt that tries to use your slang and embarrasses you, or pulls out her karen power moves at the store.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (Eng1Z)

Her reportred birth date is October 20, 1964.

Posted by: Furniture Refinishers of America at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (Rbu5d)

133 PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

Daughter was in England a couple months ago and every cab driver she saw loved Trump.. Other folks there when they saw she was American did too...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (IyPmt)

134 BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)

Gee, didn't we fight and win a war so we didn't have to give a rat's asshole what Brits think?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (iFTx/)

135 If Kamala had as many dicks poking out of her as she's had in her, we'd be calling her a porcupine.

*apologies to the original Moron author.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (+Wnnh)

136 #3 I remember reading in history when the British weren't a bunch of pussies.

As for the rest of the list, I thought they did a better job of teaching history in UK schools. I guess not. It is clear the British do not have a sense of history beyond what they ate for breakfast.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (8sMut)

137 >> a couple reports that the Harris strategy will be to write off MI and WI, where public polling shows her losing by 1 or 2

This seems hard to believe, given that WI has now reinstated ballot drop boxes, and MI has effectively shut down attempts to challenge votes by preventing anything other than a literal count of ballots, no signature checks, no voter roll checks, etc. Won’t the cheat in the upper Midwest become enormous?

Posted by: electronic means at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (rjJqk)

138
But PredictIt has Kamala up by 20%!!!!!

*RIP Intrade*

Posted by: In before the troll at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (y9nCu)

139 JD will just ask Pete how “parental leave” was while his constituents dealt with a DOT disaster…

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (7PziG)

140 >>> My expectation is the ratings will be the worst ever just like the last Olympics had horrible ratings in the Olympics before that were horrible. I haven’t seen a single story like they used to have about track people or the dream team something.

The biggest problem NBC will have with ratings is NBC itself. They pre-pick winners and losers, and push narratives and hype up the athletes they think will win. It's gross. And the hosts are all annoying.

Savannah Guthrie is nails on a chalkbard for me, and I have to listen to her all night.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (Eng1Z)

141 PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
worst things to come out of America in the poll

1. Donald Trump
2. George W. Bush
3. Obsession with guns
4. The NRA
5. The Kardashians
6. Iraq War
7. Kanye West

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)
____________

8. Dentistry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

142 the fact Brown was married and she was over 30 years younger.

That's got to be running up against their "All sexual interactions with a significant age gap are P3dophilia, even if both participants were adults" propaganda.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 26, 2024 03:30 PM (hB7mE)

143 They are trying desperately to paint Kamala as this cool younger person to gen z and gen a. I think she's a young boomer?

Trying to make her the cool aunt that sneaks you weed or takes you for your first abortion. She's really the cringe aunt that tries to use your slang and embarrasses you, or pulls out her karen power moves at the store.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:14 PM (Eng1Z)

Her reportred birth date is October 20, 1964.
Posted by: Furniture Refinishers of America

She IS a boomer.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 26, 2024 03:30 PM (+Wnnh)

144 Brits, who can't defend themselves in the coming onslaught by muslham terrorists, bitches about the NRA?

LOLFAGZ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

145
She was also fucking this married man for political favors and ultimately money. It was clearly quid-pro-quo. That is really slimy.

The fact that he was much older is probably the least important fact. It's common for that to happen. Even rich powerful women like Celine Dion marry much older guys. I'm much older than the ladies I go out with too. So I can't hold that against her.
Posted by: Elric Blade at

I think your middle part is the most relevant. I think we shouldn’t shy from this, but we also need to bring up things that have happened in more recent history.

In summary, I don’t want to completely unburden her from what has been. 😉

Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:30 PM (GMx4K)

146 "...nothing more pointless, and time wasting, and money wasting, as a strip club."

Casinos.

Found out that a relative and the son blew 80 grand at a couple of casinos. Another professional person had their 90 thousand nest egg burnt up behind their back by the lying spouse. Another one found out that the house mortgage payments went instead to the slots...divorced.

Although a 'strip club' would come close...certainly would end a marriage or three...

Posted by: Ju at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (aTmM/)

147 I prefer smugly listening in as a director rips into a sales guy for getting drunk and spending that kind of money at a Vegas steakhouse on a few bottles of wine. Happened a couple times, always just the biggest schadenboner.
Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (oqH4h)

Man, getting drunk with customers at a steakhouse is what salesmen are supposed to do. Happy customers tend to be repeat customers. Where's the beef, ballistic?

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

148 Willowed:
Very unusual situation in Arizona. Republicans are leading Democrats in early voting for the primary, 55% to 45%.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 02:58 PM (5p7BC)

If that is true...to quote Coronel Chapman - "It's over Johnny!"

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (K+UlC)

149 Its the trump baby balloon!

Did you see the trump baby balloon? It is massive!

Everyone in England is talking about the trump baby balloon!

The trump baby balloon proves how much the UK despises Trump!

Trump is going to be sooooo mad when he sees the trump bany balloon!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (d9LQi)

150 Harris/Buttjudge '24

The Ho and the Homo

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (oqH4h)

151 137 This seems hard to believe, given that WI has now reinstated ballot drop boxes, and MI has effectively shut down attempts to challenge votes by preventing anything other than a literal count of ballots, no signature checks, no voter roll checks, etc. Won’t the cheat in the upper Midwest become enormous?
Posted by: electronic means at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (rjJqk)

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Drop boxes aren't the end of the world.

Trump won WI in 2016 with drop boxes.

We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (GBKbO)

152 121, to be honest, that’s a bit of a surprising response from you as a regular. I thought you knew me better. I did not cry about the country being divided it is divided look it up.

I see these Olympics will bust and be the worst viewed Olympics probably ever when it comes to modern TV viewership. I am not rooting against the Olympics. I support Americans at least the ones who love this country. You guys think I’m so far out and left field might want to look up basically every new story on the Olympics to date.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (/7Asi)

153 he British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

Polling all the British people must have taken a long time/ s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:32 PM (dTTBf)

154 Trump baby balloon was 2ft long and barely noticeable.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:32 PM (d9LQi)

155 Let your voices be heard.

Make Chicago lit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 03:32 PM (CW5Z7)

156 the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.
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Just when you thought the British people couldn't embarrass themselves anymore after bowing and scraping before "King Charles"....

Posted by: Your betters at July 26, 2024 03:32 PM (DqKQx)

157 So we went from a live menage a trois on camera for the olympics, so the minions stealing the Mona Lisa and a cute underwater sub adventure. And before that, headless marie antoinettes and ominous revolution stuff set to heavy metal.

The tone of this is all over the place.

They have these huge cutouts in the water, of famous portraits in the louvre. I just realized the cutout's eyes actually move!! So creepy.

Haven't seen mimes yet, but I'm waiting for it.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:33 PM (Eng1Z)

158 Harris/Buttjudge '24

The Ho and the Homo
Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (oqH4h)

Coming soon to Broadway, Little Oral Anal.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Did the British enjoy being polled?

Oh wait, they're British.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 03:33 PM (CW5Z7)

160 This seems hard to believe, given that WI has now reinstated ballot drop boxes, and MI has effectively shut down attempts to challenge votes by preventing anything other than a literal count of ballots, no signature checks, no voter roll checks, etc. Won’t the cheat in the upper Midwest become enormous?
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Yes, but she is doing THAT BADLY with white working class that they are considering it.

She is at *27%* with white non college.

That is political death in WI and MI. There aren't enough dropboxes to stuff to overcome that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:33 PM (5p7BC)

161 I hope it does go well. I’ve already said many times here. I love Paris at least the Paris I knew 20 or 30 years ago. I just haven’t seen the country focused on any stories about the Olympics like they used to do. I see a left that isn’t really proud of America and a right that sees a lot of leftist who are athletes in the Olympics. To me that is a bad brew, but I hope I’m wrong. On the other stuff to use terminology of fancy guys from the old days, You go too far sir lol.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:23 PM (/7Asi)

Look, I get it, but I am something of an optimist. If you have been watching Olympic coverage the past 30 years all the media cares about is women, women, women. More women athletes this Olympics, more women medal winners, blah blah blah. The same old Leftist bullshit. I do my best to put that crap on ignore and watch the Games. Besides, let's hang out hats on this: the USOPC gets little support from the government other than trademarking. Other countries have governments pour money into their committees. What country is the most successful? The one with little to no government support whatsoever.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:33 PM (8sMut)

162 "The British people"

Sure, Jan. I bet they simply polled a bunch of Limey poofters is all. What did you expect?

I'll not get chuffed about this. Crikey

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (ylQTz)

163 It isn't the drop boxes as much as the convenience of dropping off hundreds of harvested ballots at one time. Ballot harvesting was not as much of a thing in 2016, because they thought the routine cheating was enough for hillary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (d9LQi)

164 There is nothing more pointless, and time wasting, and money wasting, as a strip club.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:22 PM (8sMut)

I took a customer to a Soo St.Marie strip club where the main act was a beautiful dancer giving herself a sponge bath in an inflatable pool chair.

Three month later I concluded a sales presentation with and inflatable pool chair on top of the proposed merchandise line.

Sold.

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (j4U/Z)

165 What? Harris is not yet President? What's the hold up?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (QSrLX)

166 >>Very unusual situation in Arizona. Republicans are leading Democrats in early voting for the primary, 55% to 45%.

Blago to the white courtesy phone please.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (LkLld)

167 She just needs to deliver her braying "nyuk nyuk" laugh in front of a national audience to clobber her chances.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM

---

"OK, Madam Vice President, let's do that response to Gold Star Families question again, but this time play it straight."

Posted by: Handlers Who Aren't Paid Enough for this Shit at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (wzAuc)

168 MSDNC: Kamala doesn't fare any better against President Trump than Crooked Joe did — and Democrats' hope to the contrary is "based more on hope than it is on numbers right now."

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Old & Busted: Wishcasting.
New Hotness: HopeyChangeyCasting.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (XzK8N)

169 Just when you thought the British people couldn't embarrass themselves anymore after bowing and scraping before "King Charles"....
Posted by: Your betters at July 26, 2024 03:32 PM (DqKQx)

who wanted to be Camilla's tampon....

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (YiKO5)

170 Man, getting drunk with customers at a steakhouse is what salesmen are supposed to do. Happy customers tend to be repeat customers. Where's the beef, ballistic?
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)
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I'm there for the good time and for not paying for it personally, but man there is such a fine line between "I spent $x,xxx" and "I spent "y,yyy" and it's super easy to get way into the y,yyy category by getting drunk.

I think the general strategy is you get the CUSTOMER drunk, you don't get blitzed and order a $900 bottle of wine as your fourth bottle when everyone knows damn well nobody can taste anything at that point.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (oqH4h)

171 166 >>Very unusual situation in Arizona. Republicans are leading Democrats in early voting for the primary, 55% to 45%.

Blago to the white courtesy phone please.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (LkLld)

======

I think Blago works for Cindy McCain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

172 The brits can have harry back any time they would like.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:35 PM (d9LQi)

173 OR HopeyChangeyCastingCouch.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:35 PM (XzK8N)

174 Why are we bothering with the formality of an election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:35 PM (d9LQi)

175 Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate.

Yes got with Pete !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:24 PM (IyPmt)

Seconded !

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 03:35 PM (V13WU)

176 Harris is named the Democrat Presumptive Nominee
I think the Assumptive Nominee is better suited for her title.

I had a professor that spelled out never assume anything
Ass U Me you can make an Ass out of you and me!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 26, 2024 03:35 PM (Rl/HN)

177 >> She is at *27%* with white non college.
That is political death in WI and MI. There aren't enough dropboxes to stuff to overcome that.

I like the sound of that, but the lunatic progressives infesting upper Midwest government make me think certain things about their voters.

Posted by: electronic means at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (rjJqk)

178 She was also fucking this married man for political favors and ultimately money. It was clearly quid-pro-quo. That is really slimy.

The fact that he was much older is probably the least important fact. It's common for that to happen. Even rich powerful women like Celine Dion marry much older guys. I'm much older than the ladies I go out with too. So I can't hold that against her.
Posted by: Elric Blade at

I think your middle part is the most relevant. I think we shouldn’t shy from this, but we also need to bring up things that have happened in more recent history.

In summary, I don’t want to completely unburden her from what has been. 😉
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:30 PM (GMx4K)
________

I don't disagree with you, but it's all part of the same narrative: that she's unqualified and incompetent. I would hit her wherever it hurts. And she has a lot of vulnerable spots. It's just that the Willie Brown thing -- for whatever reason -- is really turning off voters, and especially women. So we should of course hit there.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

179 Harris has to find someone dumber than she is
Bootybuddy would be perfect.
And she has less than 1 month to go

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

180 141 PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
worst things to come out of America in the poll

1. Donald Trump
2. George W. Bush
3. Obsession with guns
4. The NRA
5. The Kardashians
6. Iraq War
7. Kanye West

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)
____________

8. Dentistry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

Ooooohhhhhh.

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (64Zez)

181 >>There is nothing more pointless, and time wasting, and money wasting, as a strip club.

Hey do I come into your office and shit on your job?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (LkLld)

182 nothing more pointless, and time wasting, and money wasting, as a strip club."
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Not to be cynical, but you could spend as much on a first date, and have a lot worse time. But frankly, I wouldn't do either these days.

Posted by: Older but wiser moron at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (DqKQx)

183 Mayor Pete?

The Ho and the Buttplug in 2024?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 03:36 PM (CW5Z7)

184 There will be violence in the streets unlike anything you have ever seen before unless you elect Kamala. There will be no peace until out Kammy is in her rightful place above us.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (d9LQi)

185 You couldn’t pay me to watch these Olympics. The only way I would is if LeBron James put on a long blonde wig, called himself Mary, and was signed up to be the Captain of the US Women’s Olympic Basketball Team.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (X4/Jm)

186 I wanna say, the last time I really gave a shit about the olympics was Lake Placid.........

Although I do remember rooting for Eddie the Eagle on the ski jump that one year.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

187 We can't just give them Harry, we need to axe for something in return ! A year's supply of single malt scotch for free or something.

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (V13WU)

188 PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
worst things to come out of America in the poll

1. Donald Trump
2. George W. Bush
3. Obsession with guns
4. The NRA
5. The Kardashians
6. Iraq War
7. Kanye West

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)
____________

8. Dentistry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
***

What?
No Harry, the dude formerly known as Prince?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (W/lyH)

189
We already run the misfits outta our country. We sent 'em back to England.

Posted by: Matthew Quigley at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (y9nCu)

190 Apparently "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite" isn't inclusive enough. Too much big dick energy. So they specifically added "sorotite" as a theme of the ceremonies, and had statues made of important french women, which they will offer to the city after the games to put on display.

The city has 260 statues of men, and only 40 of women. And yes, they read this fact on air.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (Eng1Z)

191 BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

I would think they would have chosen George Washington.. I bet George the Third would

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (IyPmt)

192 Kamala Harris is the Presumptive Nominee and all the hype pomp and circumstance is null and void!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (Rl/HN)

193 As I had said for a while, if the Democrats had no trouble running Joe in the shape he was in, they would have zero shame running Harris. No matter how many reports there were about her unpopularity, dimwittedness, unlikeability, or various bouts of fake palace intrigue.

And here we are.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (sztWj)

194 187 We can't just give them Harry, we need to axe for something in return ! A year's supply of single malt scotch for free or something.
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (V13WU)

========

Much more better:

All of Scotland, to be assumed as a military protectorate with no right to self-rule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

195 worst things to come out of America in the poll

1. Donald Trump
2. George W. Bush
3. Obsession with guns
4. The NRA
5. The Kardashians
6. Iraq War
7. Kanye West

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (TGPs7)
____________

8. Dentistry.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:29 PM (YqDXo)
_______

Threadwinner

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

196 What good thing came out of the UK?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (d9LQi)

197 Camilla hasn't spent the $90 million yet, so she has to stay in until that's done.

Posted by: t-bird at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (Rfq0b)

198 Repeat: Kamala Harris has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (CW5Z7)

199 the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

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Zombie George Washington hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (XzK8N)

200 You guys think I’m so far out and left field might want to look up basically every new story on the Olympics to date.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:31 PM (/7Asi)

Why do that when we can look at Bob Costas practically doing what he can to force himself to NOT jump across the table and start sucking His Majesty The Shahihshah's dick in an interview before the 2014 Games? Or practically every article since at least 1996 with the media doing nothing but praising the strong independent WAHMEN (you know, it's weird, but I like all our athletes. Men and women. Except the last U.S. women't soccer team with that bitch Rapinoe. I WANTED them to lose just because of her. (Fuck her for making me root against an American team) Or the other execrable NBC Olympic coverage? What you are talking about has been going on for decades now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (8sMut)

201 BREAKING: the British people just named Donald Trump 'the worst thing to ever come out of America' in new poll.

Not the "hot dog?"

So, they're lazy, just as I suspected...too much time slingin' 'um back in the pub all day, 'ay mate...

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (K+UlC)

202 What good thing came out of the UK?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (d9LQi)

The Concord.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

203 I am having some dread about these Olympics, Considering the riots in Paris I am afraid that there might be a terrorist attack. I sincerely hope I am wrong.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (dTTBf)

204 Is Rudy Galindo skating this year?

Posted by: The Poof at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (CV8a5)

205 >>What good thing came out of the UK?

You're soaking in it.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

206 Kamalama needs to get her stepdaughter out on the campaign trail.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

207 196 What good thing came out of the UK?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (d9LQi)

Aston Martin

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (YiKO5)

208 I thought it odd in 2016 that Sky News (the British "conservative" choice for news) ran 24/7 propaganda from the DNC. I still can't quite figure out why they needed the DNC spin on Trump and Hillary - or how they always had it to hand for that matter - but someone obviously thought they did. Wifey was watching it. It was like having MSNBC on.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (sztWj)

209 FWIW I'm going to watch team USA swimmers dust the Aussies just out of spite.

My girls also are swimmers and love Katie Ledecky, who doesn't seem like an awful person yet so we'll watch that too.

Also Scottie Scheffler is probably going to smoke the field in golf.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (oqH4h)

210 Damn...Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is a mess.

Subplots, the Movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

211
PoliticsVideoChannel
@politvidchannel
worst things to come out of America in the poll

1. Donald Trump

2. George W. Bush

3. Obsession with guns

4. The NRA

5. The Kardashians

6. Iraq War

7. Kanye West
Posted by: Mister Ghost

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Apparently they wiped the slate clean after we won the Revolutionary War. Because, I mean, George Washington wasn't exactly a gift to England.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (I87yH)

212 185 You couldn’t pay me to watch these Olympics. The only way I would is if LeBron James put on a long blonde wig, called himself Mary, and was signed up to be the Captain of the US Women’s Olympic Basketball Team.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM

Not Lebron, just get some high school boys team to wear wigs and play the women.

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (LJ9Iy)

213 Much more better:

All of Scotland, to be assumed as a military protectorate with no right to self-rule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

I am just afraid they might accept our terms...and then what are we going to do with all those moochers ?

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (V13WU)

214 190 Apparently "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite" isn't inclusive enough. Too much big dick energy. So they specifically added "sorotite" as a theme of the ceremonies, and had statues made of important french women, which they will offer to the city after the games to put on display.

The city has 260 statues of men, and only 40 of women. And yes, they read this fact on air.
Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:37 PM (Eng1Z)

I am not surprised.

Can they please clean the graffiti off the statue of TJ that I saw there? Merci.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (8sMut)

215 Kamala Harris has never done anything illegal... unless you count all the times she sold dope disguised as a nun.

Posted by: Hanover Fiste at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (Ybyk2)

216 I'll not get chuffed about this. Crikey

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 03:34 PM (ylQTz)
_______________

"Chuffed" means "pleased," not "angry."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (YqDXo)

217 What? Biden is still president? He is not the candidate? Does the Vice President not become President if the President is some how no longer in office? Suddenly there is a Harris Victory Fund, money, You Tube ads with Harris asking for money. How do Democrats resist? Whence comes this resistance to immediate gratification? Someone help with shannot.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (QSrLX)

218 >>What good thing came out of the UK?

You're soaking in it.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (LkLld)

I think the funniest commercials on TV are for the No. 7 skin care lotion.......because when I think of great skin, I think of Britain. BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

219 206 Kamalama needs to get her stepdaughter out on the campaign trail.
Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

She's too busy fundraising for "Palestine".. I'm serious

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (IyPmt)

220 England is fag country.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (nvKZ7)

221 Aston Martin
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (YiKO5)
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Aw man beat me to that one.

Almost have the wife okay with me trying to find an older V8 Vantage.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (oqH4h)

222 213 Much more better:

All of Scotland, to be assumed as a military protectorate with no right to self-rule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

I am just afraid they might accept our terms...and then what are we going to do with all those moochers ?
Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (V13WU)

=======

Well, as a military protectorate, it would be up to the military governor to implement civic changes like, "No welfare ever. You can starve if you can't work."

Maybe Cannibal Bob for the job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

223 They Legitimately despised George Bush, I had to hear it from them. Basically, any European hate any Republican because they want us to be weak and stupid and they hate us when we are not like that. By the way, I’m about done with people here calling me out. I know more about this than whoever’s gonna call me out so get stuff already even before you say it.

Sorry about that. That was to one or two guys not the horde of course.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (/7Asi)

224 Even with all of today's equipment so sensitive it can detecting rocks rolling on Mars, there isn't a machine on Earth capable of measuring how little I care about the Olympics.

Actually, I take that back: I'm activity rooting for all the America-hating Americans competing in Paris to fucking lose, and lose big and embarrassingly. Fuck them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

225
For fuckssake...

Do I really have to mansplain what a "Push-Poll" is to You People?

Am I on a Smrrt Political Blog or not?

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (20qmF)

226 Kanela & Buttyjuice, we suck and we'll take in both sides of the isle.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (9etX0)

227 Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:21 PM (5p7BC)

Thank you, Dave.

Posted by: Furniture Refinishers of America at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (Rbu5d)

228 aisle

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (9etX0)

229
Apparently they wiped the slate clean after we won the Revolutionary War. Because, I mean, George Washington wasn't exactly a gift to England.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (I87yH)

He saved the children, but not the British children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

230 Apparently "Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite" isn't inclusive enough. Too much big dick energy. So they specifically added "sorotite" as a theme of the ceremonies, and had statues made of important french women, which they will offer to the city after the games to put on display.
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Should've gone with "Liberte, Egalite, Nudite."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

231 Damnit! The headline promised strippers.

Posted by: No Name Today at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (vlXMQ)

232 Bartender, make that a double.

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (9etX0)

233
Do I really have to mansplain what a "Push-Poll" is to You People?

Am I on a Smrrt Political Blog or not?
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (20qmF)

That's hot!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

234 The UK is full of fags.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (sztWj)

235 This is a pretty historic election when you think about it. Both candidates have taken a shot to the face.

Posted by: the dandy at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (L+5ng)

236 Even with all of today's equipment so sensitive it can detecting rocks rolling on Mars, there isn't a machine on Earth capable of measuring how little I care about the Olympics.

Actually, I take that back: I'm activity rooting for all the America-hating Americans competing in Paris to fucking lose, and lose big and embarrassingly. Fuck them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)
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I care so little about the Olympics that I don't even care whether the American-hating jocks/bras win or lose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

237 How do you hide money from a Brit?

Easy. They'll never look under the soap. Or toothpaste.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (8sMut)

238 President Macron promised to swim in the Seine to prove that the river was safe for Olympic events. The French spent 1.4 billion euros to make that happen, and the E. Col count is nearly 4 X as high as the recommended number.

Meanwhile, anti-Macron groups are promoting a merde-in for whenever the President decides to take his dip. Thousands of protestors are supposed to show up on the riverbank and drop their culottes for liberte' upstream.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

239 238 President Macron promised to swim in the Seine to prove that the river was safe for Olympic events. The French spent 1.4 billion euros to make that happen, and the E. Col count is nearly 4 X as high as the recommended number.

Meanwhile, anti-Macron groups are promoting a merde-in for whenever the President decides to take his dip. Thousands of protestors are supposed to show up on the riverbank and drop their culottes for liberte' upstream.
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

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I thought it was the Parisian mayor who promised that, and she already did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

240 "Pete is smart and quick and very likeable - a risen star. He would crush JD Couchstuffer in any debate."

What planet are these people on, anyway? As far as I know, not one word in those two sentences are true.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (Rbu5d)

241 Get it right this time. If you are polled, tell them Harris is your vote. At least thru October.

Posted by: MikeN at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (XygMV)

242 234 The UK is full of fags.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (sztWj)

Want one? We'll even give you the match.

Posted by: 555s at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (8sMut)

243 Lots of good things came about of Britain. Quite a few fine writers and artists for instance, and it's a beautiful country with a very interesting history. However, many Brits have not liked America for some time and it doesn't help that a large part of their country is Muslim.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (dTTBf)

244 Even with all of today's equipment so sensitive it can detecting rocks rolling on Mars, there isn't a machine on Earth capable of measuring how little I care about the Olympics.

Actually, I take that back: I'm activity rooting for all the America-hating Americans competing in Paris to fucking lose, and lose big and embarrassingly. Fuck them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

I have a small jar of f*cks. I can loan you some to give, if you'd like.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Quint, it's all good! Sending good vibes your way.

I totally agree that the Paris games will not the the ratings powerhouse the Olympics used to be. Or that NBC wants it to be. Too much silliness, wokeness, media picking winners, cultural divisions, and other summer diversions.

It's too bad they blew it, because they did used to bring the world together and create these magic cultural moments. ("Do you believe in miracles!")

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (Eng1Z)

246 By the way, I’m about done with people here calling me out.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (/7Asi)
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Hey, fuck you, buddy!

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (oqH4h)

247 "Chuffed" means "pleased," not "angry."
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I'm glad my use of it made that clear, that's how we learn. (Read it again, perhaps.)

Posted by: Common Tater at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (ylQTz)

248 Another poll found the worst things to come out of Arabia:

1. Islam
2. Arabs

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (YqDXo)

249
Okay, so let's say Fuckface magazine, the leading magazine for ignorant shitheads, does a poll. You know, like People magazine.

And in this fake "poll," they ask asStupid multiple-choice "question" with LOADED "answers" that are designed to manipulate results and, ultimately, shape opinions.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (20qmF)

250 I dunno. Karen Gillan has beautiful skin. Beautiful pearly skin and strawberry hair. She probably smells like strawberries.

Sorry, where was I.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (sztWj)

251 239 238 President Macron promised to swim in the Seine to prove that the river was safe for Olympic events. The French spent 1.4 billion euros to make that happen, and the E. Col count is nearly 4 X as high as the recommended number.

Meanwhile, anti-Macron groups are promoting a merde-in for whenever the President decides to take his dip. Thousands of protestors are supposed to show up on the riverbank and drop their culottes for liberte' upstream.
Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

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I thought it was the Parisian mayor who promised that, and she already did it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

Bitches, please.

Posted by: Mao Zedong (1893-1976) at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (8sMut)

252 I care so little about the Olympics that I don't even care whether the American-hating jocks/bras win or lose.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:42 PM (YqDXo)

I have to admit I hope the women's Basketball team loses for leaving the new player who is so great off the team

Posted by: It's me donna at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (IyPmt)

253 Aston Martin
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (YiKO5)
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Aw man beat me to that one.

Almost have the wife okay with me trying to find an older V8 Vantage.
Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (oqH4h)
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Except the cars are junk. No offense. It wasn't until they started using Mercedes-Benz drivetrains and electrical systems did they start building reliable cars. The new models are basically MB platforms they stuck a -- admittedly very nice looking -- body on.

It's like Lamborghini. It's a German car now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

254 STRIKE ONE!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

255 On the drop boxes, surely there is some small group of patriots that could just park their car near one of these and just film everyone dropping off 24/7? I hope at least the campaign is doing this.

I mean all the talk about overthrowing the government, why not start with the easy stuff first?

It's beyond disgusting though e allow voting in this way. Dropping a ballot in a random box months before the election.

Posted by: Highlander at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (kRhM/)

256
9. HVAC and plumbing.

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (j4U/Z)

257 250 I dunno. Karen Gillan has beautiful skin. Beautiful pearly skin and strawberry hair. She probably smells like strawberries.

So bloody hot.

And I would be remiss if I forgot the one redeeming part of the royal family: Catherine Elizabeth Middleton.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (8sMut)

258
I thought it was the Parisian mayor who promised that, and she already did it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

It was and she did.

She did NOT open her mouth or eyes underwater, it should be noted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

259 By the way, I’m about done with people here calling me out.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (/7Asi)

Come sit by me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (dTTBf)

260
Should've gone with "Liberte, Egalite, Nudite."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM)
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It’s Paris.

"Liberte, Egalite, Faggottri."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (X4/Jm)

261 Lots of good things came about of Britain.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (dTTBf)

The Blitz for one. We'll no I guess that more went into it.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (sztWj)

262 246, We’re not supposed to curse here. Ace has asked us not to do it many times. You can do better right?

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (/7Asi)

263 And they say faggy things like "went to university" and "going to Spain on holiday" and "bollicks!"

Posted by: bed head at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Y1sOo)

264 5 worst things to come from Europe:
Marxism
Communism
Socialism
Fascism
Soccer

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (HHd7w)

265 What good thing came out of the UK?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 26, 2024 03:38 PM (d9LQi)
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Oasis

*ducks*

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (ggOdn)

266 I had a professor that spelled out never assume anything
Ass U Me you can make an Ass out of you and me!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it

Walter Mathau?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (FxH7T)

267 144 Brits, who can't defend themselves in the coming onslaught by muslham terrorists, bitches about the NRA?

LOLFAGZ.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)
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Ungrateful toothless bastards. They sure liked the NRA in 1940 when the Germans were pounding them in the bucket.

https://tinyurl.com/ahqnraw2

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (QdGJh)

268 However, many Brits have not liked America for some time and it doesn't help that a large part of their country is Muslim.
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Upper class Brits harbor some resentment for our pushing them out of world dominance.

Working class Brits have a problem with our dislike of socialism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

269 By the way, I’m about done with people here calling me out.
Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:41 PM (/7Asi)
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Hey, fuck you, buddy!
Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (oqH4h)

It's been awhile since we've had a good flamewar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

270 The UK is currently being overrun by Muslim fanatics and the response by the British government is to bow down to them and punish their own citizens if they object.

I can't think of anything I care less about than what the UK thinks of Trump or anything else for that matter. Worry about your own shit hole.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (LkLld)

271 Hey honey. Wanna try the Harris position tonight? You know, successfully position for success.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (J8LnB)

272 Britain can screw themselves with Muslims

Have fun in the Caliphate

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (fwDg9)

273 207 196 What good thing came out of the UK?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

The U.S.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (FxH7T)

274 I thought it was the Parisian mayor who promised that, and she already did it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

She did, but it was supposed to be a duo in the drink, and le President was a no-show.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)

275 Strippers with plane tickets to me!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (iUmfz)

276
Ungrateful toothless bastards. They sure liked the NRA in 1940 when the Germans were pounding them in the bucket.

https://tinyurl.com/ahqnraw2
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (QdGJh)

HA!

Seems someone should remind them of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

277 It's too early to take any polls seriously. Patiently wait until after Labor Day.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (+H2BX)

278 Yes indeed, England is full of cigarettes... but its also hobsnocked to the gollywobbers with poofters. I keep finding them in me trousers.
The fags, that is.

Posted by: Mr. Humphries at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Ybyk2)

279 259, lol Fen. I don’t even recall typing that line. No way the horde thinks I was talking about them. They know who I was talking about basically one jag off. Anyway, I should’ve used the French term, j’en ai mare! No one gets upset by that one even in France it is like saying hello but it basically means I’m fed up.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (/7Asi)

280 Instead of watching the ballot drop, why don't you stuff it?

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (HHd7w)

281 Get it right this time. If you are polled, tell them Harris is your vote. At least thru October.
Posted by: MikeN
......

They actually poll people? I thought they just made this shit up like everything else.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

282 -----------
Oasis

*ducks*
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (ggOdn)

Ugh.......you suck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Blimey, right o, cheerio then. Want to see me thruppety bits? Only cost you a farthing!

Posted by: A Typical Faggy Brit at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (sztWj)

284
It's like Ace making a poll asking: Who Is The Biggest Cocksucker In The Democrat Party?

a) Pete Buttfuck
b) Camelface Harris
c) Paul Pelosi
d) Adam Schiff
e) Cuck Todd

So the "results" of this poll will be a ranking of all these people, proving nothing, really. It's a Stupid way to poll Stupid people.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (20qmF)

285 198 Repeat: Kamala Harris has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma

She'll certainly do her best to claim she's an African swallow...but Willie my call her a different type.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (UkUKI)

286 >>> Damn...Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is a mess.
Subplots, the Movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

It is.

The biggest problem I have with the ghost lesbian sublot is it's poorly executed. They should have made her this ghost girl the ghostbusters girl has regular chess matches with in the park, and has built a friendship with. Then the romance would make more sense, and the betrayal would be harsher.

Instead, she's met this ghost girl for five minutes, and is ready to lose her body for her? It's dumb.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (Eng1Z)

287 "To me the values of diversity, equality, inclusion are literally — and that's not kidding — the core strengths of America. That's why I'm proud to have the most diverse administration in history."

"I've tapped into the full talents of our country, and it starts at the top with the Vice President."

-- F. Joe Mugabe on May 30, 2024 speaking at a campaign stop in Philadelphia

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (Xb3BX)

288 I don't know any strippers. I will say I don't like Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (dTTBf)

289 Except the cars are junk. No offense. It wasn't until they started using Mercedes-Benz drivetrains and electrical systems did they start building reliable cars. The new models are basically MB platforms they stuck a -- admittedly very nice looking -- body on.

It's like Lamborghini. It's a German car now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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Nah, the 07-09 Astons are mostly solid cars. Ford bought them for a while and they're basically really good looking hand-built bodies around very proven Ford motors. Lots of good examples out there and they aren't the electrical-gremlin nightmares that the 80s-90s cars were.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (oqH4h)

290 It's too bad they blew it, because they did used to bring the world together and create these magic cultural moments. ("Do you believe in miracles!")

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (Eng1Z)

To be fair, the athletes had a lot to do with it when they became professional.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (d9fT1)

291 Anybody that wants an old British car is either nuts or cuckoo. Things break faster than you can fix them.

Posted by: fd at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (vFG9F)

292 Did you really just call me a troll? Not sure whether I laugh or cry! I am going with laugh.
Posted by: Piper at July 26, 2024 03:19 PM (GMx4K)

Piper doing the long con, spending years being a fine upstanding member, will spring a trollish post in the year 2028. Beware!!

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

293 I can't believe I let my subscription to Fuckface magazine lapse.

Posted by: spindrift at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (OguvZ)

294 5 worst things to come from Europe:
Marxism
Communism
Socialism
Fascism
Soccer
Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (HHd7w)
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I spent decades defending soccer against people calling it a gay communist sport, then spent 3 years next to a supporter's section in the MLS and found out it is in fact a gay communist sport.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (ggOdn)

295 It was and she did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

Macron also said he would swim in the Seine.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (d9fT1)

296 286 It is.

The biggest problem I have with the ghost lesbian sublot is it's poorly executed. They should have made her this ghost girl the ghostbusters girl has regular chess matches with in the park, and has built a friendship with. Then the romance would make more sense, and the betrayal would be harsher.

Instead, she's met this ghost girl for five minutes, and is ready to lose her body for her? It's dumb.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (Eng1Z)

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The scene with Patton Oswald explaining the monster happens at the halfway mark. That's a scene that happens 10 minutes into a film to get things moving, if you're going by standard screenwriting rules.

Establish the situation early.

Well, at least James Acaster is in it. I mean, it's not his funniest moment, but he's still amusing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

297 Hey honey. Wanna try the Harris position tonight? You know, successfully position for success.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot

Maybe on your birthday if you're lucky.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot's wife at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

298
Imagine Newsweek doing a poll about the "worst Republican policies" and listing the "choices" as election denying, and global warming denying, and guns, and slavery, and racism, and throwing fags off roofs, etc.

Guess what the "results" would be.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (20qmF)

299 Kamala also does the Hillary schtick - she changes her accent when speaking before Urban Audiences. And cackles like a maniac when she does it.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)

300 Damn...Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is a mess.
Subplots, the Movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

It's got that raging asshole Patton Oswalt in it.

I won't be seeing it anytime soon just because of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

301 Late to the thread, but:

Harris hangs on to 95% of those who earlier said they supported Biden, while []bTrump retains the support of a slightly smaller 92% of his previous backers. Those who previously said they would support neither Biden nor Trump in a two-way matchup now split 30% for Harris and 27% for Trump, with the rest saying they'd vote for someone else or opt out of this year's election.

So you're telling me that 8% of Trump's supporters didn't support Biden, but support the far more liberal Harris? Huh?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (xCA6C)

302 It's been awhile since we've had a good flamewar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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LOL I'm not here for a flamewar. I post infrequently and just thought it was a funny throwaway.

I have no problems with that dude.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (oqH4h)

303 Britain can screw themselves with Muslims

Have fun in the Caliphate
Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (fwDg9)

Might well be better than Tories and Labor.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (eoQWY)

304 Many Brits don't like Americans.
Something, something field of fucks....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (TP7V+)

305 300 It's got that raging asshole Patton Oswalt in it.

I won't be seeing it anytime soon just because of that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

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He's Mr. Exposition for one scene. Not that I'd recommend the movie overall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

306 Repeat: Kamala Harris has the mental acuity of an unladen swallow.
Posted by: Anna Puma

She'll certainly do her best to claim she's an African swallow...but Willie my call her a different type.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (UkUKI)

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"She'll never be his beast unburdened ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (Xb3BX)

307 Gas is $4 a gallon here. This should not be a hard race to win.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (n17eQ)

308 That Ka*a*a video is probably the most insightful thing she's ever said.

>>>About three-quarters of Democratic and Democratic-leaning voters (76%) say the Democratic Party should nominate Harris as its candidate for president, with only about 6% expressing support for any other specific person as the nominee," CNN revealed.

I already knew that the Dem pols don't care about democracy. Apparently they reflect the values of their constituency.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (w6EFb)

309 And this is why Harris is going to lose the real vote.

Vance came out today in favor of tax breaks for families with children.

Harris campaign is so dumb and reflexive that they announced opposition and wanting to eliminate all tax breaks for families.

Playing to their cat lady base so hard that they are adopting political poison. What an own goal.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (5p7BC)

310 Ugh.......you suck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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Don't Look Back in Anger man

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:52 PM (ggOdn)

311 Seems someone should remind them of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
________________

I've had Brits characterize us as "warmongers," and in the next breath excoriate us for not immediately jumping into WWII to fight for them.

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

312 I have laid down and can't get up
And have chili to make

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (fwDg9)

313
That stupid fake "british poll" was created to:

1) be clickbait
2) Fuck with you: make people feel either affirmed or angry.

And it worked.

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (20qmF)

314 LOL I'm not here for a flamewar. I post infrequently and just thought it was a funny throwaway.

I have no problems with that dude.
Posted by: ballistic

This is not how the Internet works!

Posted by: mikeski at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (DgGvY)

315 I mean, her General Election pitch is going to be:
"Sure I lied to you about Joe's fitness. But you can trust me now because I'm a black woman."

"It's morning in America" is total lameballs compared to that stellar pitch.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (fRuMd)

316 There will also be a baked potato waiting for you, and some butter for you to place upon that potato. In addition, there will be sour cream, which you may also put on the potato if you so desire.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (3SJzV)

317 I'm much older than the ladies I go out with too. So I can't hold that against her.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, my wife put the kabosh on that. Damn.

Posted by: JD laughing all the way at July 26, 2024 03:54 PM (iODuv)

318 311 I've had Brits characterize us as "warmongers," and in the next breath excoriate us for not immediately jumping into WWII to fight for them.

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

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Sounds like Democrats and...any conflict that they demand we shed the blood of young men from red states. Ukraine? Protecting Gaza's right to kill Jews? That one African thing that they harped on hopelessly for years?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

319 I don't care what anyone in Europe thinks and I'm not about to start now.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:54 PM (sztWj)

320 I spent decades defending soccer against people calling it a gay communist sport, then spent 3 years next to a supporter's section in the MLS and found out it is in fact a gay communist sport.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (ggOdn)
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IMO soccer in Europe is...fine, I guess. I have barely any interest in it but the fans are at least genuine.

The way the MLS and US soccer fans in general have tried to co-opt Euro soccer hooliganism is gayer than Pete Buttjudge blowing Freddie Mercury with Liberace filming it.

I went to one MLS game and it was so fucking gay it's almost beyond description. It's just so corny and fake.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

321 Add in illegals voting (which the 9th circuit just made harder in AZ),

Please note that the ruling was for state elections in AZ. You need proof for state elections. For federal elections, it's still anything goes.

Posted by: InZona at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (mG0Ul)

322 If Harris is picks Booty as her VP, that's a signal that the party knows her election chances are nil and they are hoisting two toxic politicians onto a losing ticket to be rid of them both at once.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (lcyZw)

323 Corn will also be served.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (3SJzV)

324 Except the cars are junk. No offense. It wasn't until they started using Mercedes-Benz drivetrains and electrical systems did they start building reliable cars.

It's like Lamborghini. It's a German car now.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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Nah, the 07-09 Astons are mostly solid cars. Ford bought them for a while and they're basically really good looking hand-built bodies around very proven Ford motors. Lots of good examples out there and they aren't the electrical-gremlin nightmares that the 80s-90s cars were.
Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (oqH4h)
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I dunno, bro. I'm around a lot of high-end cars and their owners. I've driven Astons. I heard from Aston owners. There's a lot of things they like about their cars. Reliability isn't one of them. Not so much the mechanicals, but the electricals. There's a reason Aston gave up trying to design their own electrical system and went with MBs. It was a huge improvement.

But hey, if you like them, buy one. I think Ferraris are the biggest piles of dogshit on the planet, but they find no shortage of buyers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (iFTx/)

325 She'll certainly do her best to claim she's an African swallow...but Willie my call her a different type.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 26, 2024 03:49 PM (UkUKI)
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Or possibly an African spitting cobra.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (YqDXo)

326 So they are finding ppl whose names appear to have donated through actblue who didn't.. where would you find that to see if they put one in your name?

Posted by: FunkySeeFunkyDo at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (PZ42z)

327 No. It's meant to shame people into not voting for him. Like 95% of the "news".

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (sztWj)

328 More blood on her hands. Ella es muy mala.

Axel Flores-Cordova, an 18-year-old migrant from Honduras, has been arrested and charged with two counts of vehicular homicide, two counts of first-degree vehicular negligent injuring, drunk driving, open alcoholic container in a vehicle, driving left of center, driving without a license, and failure to wear a seatbelt.

On July 21, according to the Louisiana State Police, Flores-Cordova was driving a 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee on Louisiana Highway 3090. Flores-Cordova allegedly stuck a 2023 Kia Rio head-on — killing 18-year-old Rylan Oncale of Raceland, Louisiana, and 18-year-old Taliyah Crochet of Houma, Louisiana.

Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (oiNtH)

329 >>What good thing came out of the UK?

Alan Turing, Bletchley Park

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (64Zez)

330 Return of the not so secret gray agenda.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

It's like some goofy indie social satire that only Criterion would distribute. It could be part of a trilogy!

The Not So Secret Gay Agenda.

Return Of The Not So Secret Gay Agenda.

Son Of The Not So Secret Gay Agenda.

Actually...this is your next writing project. Time to get to work!

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (Z2yLo)

331 320 IMO soccer in Europe is...fine, I guess. I have barely any interest in it but the fans are at least genuine.

The way the MLS and US soccer fans in general have tried to co-opt Euro soccer hooliganism is gayer than Pete Buttjudge blowing Freddie Mercury with Liberace filming it.

I went to one MLS game and it was so fucking gay it's almost beyond description. It's just so corny and fake.
Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

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I went to a soccer game when I lived in Italy. Roma vs. Cagliari.

Sparsely attended, maybe 1/5 full in the Olympic stadium built in the 30s.

But the lack of stopping the clock and the real enthusiasm of the fans roped me in a bit. There were even permanent glass barriers between sections where fans would run up and scream at each other at every little point in gameplay.

Never wanted to watch more, but I kind of got it from that experience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

332 So you're telling me that 8% of Trump's supporters didn't support Biden, but support the far more liberal Harris? Huh?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (xCA6C)

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TBF, those 8% were fully expecting Trump to select Joy Reid, Whoopi, or Oprah as his VP.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (VczqU)

333 Vance came out today in favor of tax breaks for families with children.

Harris campaign is so dumb and reflexive that they announced opposition and wanting to eliminate all tax breaks for families.

Playing to their cat lady base so hard that they are adopting political poison. What an own goal.

That is really astonishing. Vance should ask her if she's heard of the baby bust.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (xCA6C)

334 It's been awhile since we've had a good flamewar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Nobody gives a f*ck what you think.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (d9fT1)

335 England doesn't make computers because they don't know how to get them to leak oil

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (J8LnB)

336
Macron also said he would swim in the Seine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (d9fT1)

Well, he doesn't follow through with much, so I don't see that happening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Do you know who else wasn't a troll?

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (sztWj)

338 I spent decades defending soccer against people calling it a gay communist sport, then spent 3 years next to a supporter's section in the MLS and found out it is in fact a gay communist sport.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 26, 2024 03:50 PM (ggOdn)

If you can find it, check out Gaelic football. It's mostly soccer, but you can use hands as well. It's so much faster and more interesting than soccer.

Posted by: InZona at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (mG0Ul)

339 I don't care what anyone in Europe thinks and I'm not about to start now.
Posted by: ...
.......

Me neither, and I have a sister with family who live in Germany.

Posted by: wth at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

340 Fawlty Towers.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (/7Asi)

341
If the youth vote goes for Harris then they deserve every bad thing which is going to come their way the rest of their lives.

How about you dumb asses buy a clue?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (RKVpM)

342
Nobody gives a f*ck what you think.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (d9fT1)

You act like you carry weight around here......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

343 Axel Flores-Cordova, an 18-year-old migrant from Honduras, has been arrested and charged with two counts of vehicular homicide, two counts of first-degree vehicular negligent injuring, drunk driving, open alcoholic container in a vehicle, driving left of center, driving without a license, and failure to wear a seatbelt.

On July 21, according to the Louisiana State Police, Flores-Cordova was driving a 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee on Louisiana Highway 3090. Flores-Cordova allegedly stuck a 2023 Kia Rio head-on — killing 18-year-old Rylan Oncale of Raceland, Louisiana, and 18-year-old Taliyah Crochet of Houma, Louisiana.
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (oiNtH)

Doing the drunken vehicular homicide Americans won't do.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (Z2yLo)

344
The love story of Kamala Harris and her husband must be a charming tale, does anyone know a verse or rhyme of this charming romance?

Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (j4U/Z)

345 337, Hitler?

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (/7Asi)

346 I supported Arsenal since the Invincables. But, the Arsenal fan sites were so blood thirsty for Trump's death, I said fuck 'em. I'll do the laundry instead of watching the Premier league.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (GfN2c)

347 343 On July 21, according to the Louisiana State Police, Flores-Cordova was driving a 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee on Louisiana Highway 3090. Flores-Cordova allegedly stuck a 2023 Kia Rio head-on — killing 18-year-old Rylan Oncale of Raceland, Louisiana, and 18-year-old Taliyah Crochet of Houma, Louisiana.
Posted by: Cheri at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (oiNtH)

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Rylan and Taliyah killed by Flores-Cordova?

I mean...race war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

348 Trump has never led in the national polling before this year. He was always down vs Hillary and down vs Biden in 2020. Despite that, he won vs Hillary and only "lost" to Biden in 2020 thanks to "unprecedented" turnout in a few Democrat-run cities in a few Democrat-run states.

If he's even TIED in the national polling, that means he's cleaning up in middle America, from PA to NV.

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (lcyZw)

349 I have no problems with that dude.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (oqH4h)

I think he was the only one who didn't get it...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:58 PM (d9fT1)

350 335 England doesn't make computers because they don't know how to get them to leak oil

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (J8LnB)

{golf claps}

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2024 03:58 PM (14URa)

351 When is The Ho picking a VP?

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2024 03:58 PM (fwDg9)

352 Bride Of The Not So Secret Gay Agenda.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 26, 2024 03:58 PM (VczqU)

353 348 Trump has never led in the national polling before this year. He was always down vs Hillary and down vs Biden in 2020. Despite that, he won vs Hillary and only "lost" to Biden in 2020 thanks to "unprecedented" turnout in a few Democrat-run cities in a few Democrat-run states.

If he's even TIED in the national polling, that means he's cleaning up in middle America, from PA to NV.
Posted by: Shenanigans at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (lcyZw)

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Polling is deeply broken, and one of the things it's broken about is that there is tailoring to get the models in alignment with fake results we see in elections.

Imagine what the polling would be if firms weren't using 2020 results but were instead using assumptions that elections would be clean.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

354 The Brits didn't invent buggering but they perfected it.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (sztWj)

355 The love story of Kamala Harris and her husband must be a charming tale, does anyone know a verse or rhyme of this charming romance?
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (j4U/Z)
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Animal by WASP

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

356 Okay, the Brits did have some really good comedies like The Thin Blue Line, Yes Prime Minister. Also my fav author Jane Austen.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (YiKO5)

357 Please note that the ruling was for state elections in AZ. You need proof for state elections. For federal elections, it's still anything goes.

I don't think that will matter. State and Federal elections are done at the same time. Are they planning to print special ballots for illegals with all the state offices removed?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (5p7BC)

358 I mean...race war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

Well it's Raceland, isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (BAEGB)

359 349 I have no problems with that dude.

Posted by: ballistic at July 26, 2024 03:51 PM (oqH4h)

I think he was the only one who didn't get it...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:58 PM (d9fT1)

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I didn't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

360 You act like you carry weight around here......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

Not as much as you...porky.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (d9fT1)

361 356 Okay, the Brits did have some really good comedies like The Thin Blue Line, Yes Prime Minister. Also my fav author Jane Austen.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (YiKO5)

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Taskmaster!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

362 IMO soccer in Europe is...fine, I guess. I have barely any interest in it but the fans are at least genuine.
________________

It's amusing that AWFLs consider soccer to be so sophisticated - they play it in Europe! - when in Europe is a distinctly working class sport like NASCAR here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

363 Imagine what the polling would be if firms weren't using 2020 results but were instead using assumptions that elections would be clean.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)
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[HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER]

-- Dominion

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

364 Gaelic is fun, there are leagues in the Bronx. Hurling is better.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (GfN2c)

365 "At a briefing, officials said that the Starliner was probably safe enough to fly the two home, but that decision would be made during a review. "

Can we just call Space Uber?

Posted by: Sunita and Butch at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (vFG9F)

366 I have no problems with that dude.
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I've got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it!

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld Reference at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (iZbyp)

367 You can tell by what they are saying and how they are saying it how the election is going. Polls that are available to the public are noise.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (lTGtQ)

368 I don't think that will matter. State and Federal elections are done at the same time. Are they planning to print special ballots for illegals with all the state offices removed?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (5p7BC)
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Don't give them any ideas!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (7fElN)

369 The Brits didn't invent buggering but they perfected it.

Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (sztWj)

We think not.

Posted by: The Arabs at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (d9fT1)

370 betting markets > polling

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (V13WU)

371 Taskmaster!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

"To the Manor Born" was very good, too.

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (rj6Yv)

372 carry weight around

Used to date her.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (mAl+P)

373 Do you know who else wasn't a troll?
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (sztWj)

Bilbo Baggins.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (dTTBf)

374
I've had Brits characterize us as "warmongers," and in the next breath excoriate us for not immediately jumping into WWII to fight for them.

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

They seem to forget their entire history revolves around them going out and trying to take over the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

375 Cavuto says Kamala is RISING!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (63Dwl)

376 Please note that the ruling was for state elections in AZ. You need proof for state elections. For federal elections, it's still anything goes.

I don't think that will matter. State and Federal elections are done at the same time. Are they planning to print special ballots for illegals with all the state offices removed?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (5p7BC)

*tries to make sense of this

OK

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 04:02 PM (V13WU)

377 I don't think that will matter. State and Federal elections are done at the same time. Are they planning to print special ballots for illegals with all the state offices removed?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (5p7BC)

I heard if you request a ballot, but don't have any proof of eligibility, then you get sent a federal only ballot. Reality barely exists anymore, so who really knows? But I wouldn't doubt it.

Posted by: InZona at July 26, 2024 04:02 PM (mG0Ul)

378 Please let Pothole Pete be her running mate.

The memes...oh, the memes. 😁😁

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2024 04:02 PM (IcuR4)

379 (((Harry Enten)))

(((Jewish)))?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 04:02 PM (mAl+P)

380 I heard if you request a ballot, but don't have any proof of eligibility, then you get sent a federal only ballot.

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huh

Posted by: runner at July 26, 2024 04:03 PM (V13WU)

381 Are they planning to print special ballots for illegals with all the state offices removed?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (5p7BC)

Most, possibly all, of the ballots that suddenly appeared after the multi-state pause in counting in 2020 had votes for Biden but nothing down ticket. Put nothing past these shitweasels.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2024 04:03 PM (14URa)

382 Axel?

Jörg Domingues-Gonzales

Karl-Heinz Gutierrez y Lopez

I love that a bunch of krauts fled to their rathole countries and bestowed upon them good beer and incongruous given names.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 04:03 PM (BAEGB)

383 The love story of Kamala Harris and her husband must be a charming tale, does anyone know a verse or rhyme of this charming romance?
Posted by: Auspex at July 26, 2024 03:57 PM (j4U/Z)
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"Suckin' down a chili dog..."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 26, 2024 04:03 PM (3Fz6p)

384 Gaelic is fun, there are leagues in the Bronx. Hurling is better.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (GfN2c)

Agreed!

Posted by: InZona at July 26, 2024 04:03 PM (mG0Ul)

385 Hurling is better.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (GfN2c)
__________________

They have the hurling championship on St. Patrick's Day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (YqDXo)

386 I've had Brits characterize us as "warmongers," and in the next breath excoriate us for not immediately jumping into WWII to fight for them.

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

I have had two long conversations with a well-educated Brit about America's imperative to push Russia back to its old border along Ukraine. He simply could not understand my point that if Europe was afraid of the Russian Bear, that maybe THEY should sacrifice their blood and treasure and do something about it. He truly thought that it was America's responsibility.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)

387 >>What good thing came out of the UK?

Alan Turing, Bletchley Park
Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 03:55 PM (64Zez)

Cavity Magnetron

Posted by: mrp at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (rj6Yv)

388 No worries ballistic I looked back at it and I get you were just joking around. My guess is other people, including Cobbs would not react the same way if it was directed to them, but I get it now.

Posted by: Quint at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (/7Asi)

389 It's amusing that AWFLs consider soccer to be so sophisticated - they play it in Europe! - when in Europe is a distinctly working class sport like NASCAR here.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (YqDXo)

It's popular because any poor dumb sombitch can kick a ball around. Two people, a ball and an open stretch of ground and you have a game. Anything else requires money and equipment. Soccer is to sport what hippety-hop is to music...lowest common denominator.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (Z2yLo)

390 Do you know who else wasn't a troll?
Posted by: ...

Bilbo Baggins.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Not a troll? "What has it got in its pocketses?" Troll! Troll always!

Posted by: Gollum at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (DgGvY)

391 We think not.
Posted by: The Arabs at July 26, 2024 04:00 PM (d9fT1)

Humans.

He meant buggering humans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (BAEGB)

392 New York will send ballots with all elections and a warning not to fill out the federal section of you're not a citizen.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (GfN2c)

393 Do you know who else wasn't a troll?
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:56 PM (sztWj)

Bilbo Baggins.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (dTTBf)
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"What's a burrahobbit got to do with my pocket?"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight, Concertina Czar at July 26, 2024 04:05 PM (3Fz6p)

394 Do you know who else wasn't a troll?

Well they do live under bridges.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 26, 2024 04:05 PM (mAl+P)

395
Not as much as you...porky.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (d9fT1)

Hey....I'm not the one in suspenders and a belt, bigboy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

396
Except the cars are junk. No offense. It wasn't until they started using Mercedes-Benz drivetrains and electrical systems did they start building reliable cars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

*whistles absently*

Posted by: Lucas Electric, Prince of Darkness at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (y9nCu)

397 Lots of good things came about of Britain. Quite a few fine writers and artists for instance, and it's a beautiful country with a very interesting history. However, many Brits have not liked America for some time and it doesn't help that a large part of their country is Muslim.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 26, 2024 03:44 PM (dTTBf)

Hi Fen! Yes, but my experience in business with the Brits has been - call them in the morning, their time...otherwise, they seem to quit work at 1PM to go to the pub and make no sense whatsoever by 4PM...I am no Sister Sara (Guys and Dolls reference) but if you need international business answers after their lunch time, do not call a European because the answer is only going to be revised when they are sober the next day.

Posted by: Boswell at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (K+UlC)

398 374
I've had Brits characterize us as "warmongers," and in the next breath excoriate us for not immediately jumping into WWII to fight for them.

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

They seem to forget their entire history revolves around them going out and trying to take over the world.
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Sibling Rivalry is a thing. Been for a long time, too.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (n17eQ)

399 They seem to forget their entire history revolves around them going out and trying to take over the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
________________

A la Pinky and The Brain.

They fought two wars to force China to allow opium (!) because it came from the subcontinent. Speaking of which, after they put down the Sepoy Mutiny they tied the ringleaders over the muzzles of cannons, which they then fired.

But we're the bad guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

400 >>What good thing came out of the UK?

Klaus Fuchs ?

Posted by: Next2Nothing at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (tA1/w)

401 What's the sciencey name for shitweasles?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (J8LnB)

402 What good thing came out of the UK?

The Wat Tyler Rebellion

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (nOjd9)

403 The same Never Trumpers ("true conservatives") in GA who helped steal the election from Trump, are vewwy vewwy quiet right now. Too quiet.

I'm looking at you, Gabe Sterling, you smug, fat little toad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (IcuR4)

404 When I was a kid, we played hurling with our dad's golf clubs. My favorite was his 2 iron.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 26, 2024 04:07 PM (GfN2c)

405 354 The Brits didn't invent buggering but they perfected it.
Posted by: ... at July 26, 2024 03:59 PM (sztWj)

And you know that ... how?

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 04:07 PM (64Zez)

406 396
Except the cars are junk. No offense. It wasn't until they started using Mercedes-Benz drivetrains and electrical systems did they start building reliable cars.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 26, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
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Yet they came up with the Merlin Engine. Go figure.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2024 04:07 PM (n17eQ)

407 Yes, but my experience in business with the Brits has been - call them in the morning, their time...otherwise, they seem to quit work at 1PM to go to the pub and make no sense whatsoever by 4PM
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Tea time!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

408

nooood

Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 04:08 PM (20qmF)

409
401 What's the sciencey name for shitweasles?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (J8LnB)

Proggy-libtards.

Posted by: Peaches at July 26, 2024 04:08 PM (14URa)

410 Shakespeare.

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 04:08 PM (64Zez)

411 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 26, 2024 04:06 PM (IcuR4)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

412 I hope a President Trump shuts down our military installations in the UK and gets our nukes out of Lakenheath.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 26, 2024 04:09 PM (73voq)

413 Lebron kneeled for he flag, and the USA team, the athletes, voted him to be flag bearer. SMH.

Also, they have to ski over countries to stay on track, but of COURSE when palestine rolled by, they soent at least 30 seconds talking about it.

Also, North Korea back in the Olympics after a ban.

Posted by: LizLem at July 26, 2024 04:09 PM (Eng1Z)

414 https://www.cnn.com ›

Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo swims in the River Seine
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The mayor of Paris is a Mexican?

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 04:09 PM (9etX0)

415 JD Vance just got the entire Democrat Party to come out against the child tax credit and admit they're anti-family

Chess not checkers

- Jack Poso

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 26, 2024 04:09 PM (5p7BC)

416 402 What good thing came out of the UK?
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I quite like their ales and ports. And then, of course, English Leather cologne cuz they only bath once a week.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 26, 2024 04:10 PM (n17eQ)

417 That chick from "Suits" takes that whiny, dime-store prince with daddy issues off their hands and this is the thanks we get?

Posted by: bed head at July 26, 2024 04:10 PM (Y1sOo)

418 Yea, I care a lot about the opinions of Europeans.

https://tinyurl.com/37pt3nkj

Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 04:10 PM (LkLld)

419 418 Yea, I care a lot about the opinions of Europeans.

https://tinyurl.com/37pt3nkj
Posted by: JackStraw at July 26, 2024 04:10 PM (LkLld)

ick

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 04:12 PM (64Zez)

420 408

nooood
Posted by: Soothsayer is America First at July 26, 2024 04:08 PM (20qmF)

Posted by: m at July 26, 2024 04:12 PM (64Zez)

421 It's popular because any poor dumb sombitch can kick a ball around. Two people, a ball and an open stretch of ground and you have a game. Anything else requires money and equipment. Soccer is to sport what hippety-hop is to music...lowest common denominator.

Posted by: Robert at July 26, 2024 04:04 PM (Z2yLo)
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Soccer doesn't require any skill to play and have fun. Six year-olds can run around furiously kicking at the ball and have fun. Soccer does require skill to play well.

Contrast that with basketball, football, and baseball. If you don't have some minimal skill level, they're not fun to play.

It's like the difference between tennis and racquetball. You have to be able to serve and return service to have fun playing tennis. Racquetball requires no skill to have fun flailing away at the ball and running your ass off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 04:13 PM (YqDXo)

422 Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo swims in the River Seine
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The mayor of Paris is a Mexican?

Posted by: Braenard at July 26, 2024 04:09 PM (9etX0)
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They told her it was the Rio Grande.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 04:16 PM (YqDXo)

423 CNN's Enten has been the messenger bringing SO much bad news for the DEMs (& CNN) for so long, I predict CNN will replace him soon.

FOX News will release state polls today at 6pm EST.

Posted by: mnw at July 26, 2024 04:22 PM (NLIak)

424 Dickens.

The fellow who wrote the books.

Posted by: Mr. Humphries at July 26, 2024 04:25 PM (Ybyk2)

425 Seems someone should remind them of that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 26, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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I've had Brits characterize us as "warmongers," and in the next breath excoriate us for not immediately jumping into WWII to fight for them.

Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 26, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

We did. We gave them 50 destroyers, Lend Lease Cargos. and pretty quickly started fighting German U Boats halfway across the Atlantic. We scrambled out Battleships out to intercept the Bismarck Battleship.

All before we declared war.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 26, 2024 04:55 PM (eoQWY)

426 Trump is at his most popular *so far*

Posted by: ChrisW at July 26, 2024 05:41 PM (y6oPx)

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