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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Alexandre Cabanel
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Crowdstrike at July 24, 2024 09:30 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:30 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (ffdkP)
A celebration of political power applied capriciously by those on top against the puny things below.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (GBKbO)
Year 1887
Medium oil on canvas
Dimensions 165 cm × 290 cm (65 in × 110 in)
Location Royal Museum of Fine Arts, Antwerp
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (ffdkP)
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Counterpoint - Cat. Definitely art.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (5fDan)
Do cats play poker?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (r5tfK)
Posted by: LA Music Scene, 1964 at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (HXGNm)
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)
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I'll need to watch the definitive biography on Netflix to be sure...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Kim Che, Korean Pron Star at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (s64wd)
Posted by: Socrates at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (e7Wwf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
Do cats play poker?
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (r5tfK)
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I think they are more into Pokémon -- "Gotta catch 'em all!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (0Id0S)
*That* is power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
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"It's good to be the Queen."
Posted by: Cleopatra at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (7fElN)
Alexander the Great was just racist and covered it up. That's why he married Roxana, to cover up his racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: LA Music Scene, 1964 at July 24, 2024 09:33 AM (CV8a5)
That's a fun movie with Claude Rains and Vivian Leigh. Great supporting cast, too.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (LxER7)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (XV/Pl)
There are versions on the internet that are brightened and colorized, but this version is from the museum, so I am assuming it is at least minimally accurate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (bG6j7)
Posted by: A Roman Mushroom at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (BIamM)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (w+hdv)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (/y8xj)
>> Looking on in bored disinterest as yet another corpse is hauled away. *That* is power.
The value of human life as a concept only became a thing once the Abrahamic Religions were developed and came to a dead stop with the creation of Islam.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 09:37 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (HnUIn)
Virginia Mayo and Liz Taylor might be surprised!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 09:37 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: The Paolo at July 24, 2024 09:37 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Oddbob
Cheetah is Joe Mannix' chimp. He cheets like crazy.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:38 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 09:38 AM (FnneF)
In other news, Trump is being criticized for the seemingly oversized bandage he used to cover his assassination-attempt injury. "The hole isn't even that big," say medical experts.
Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2024 09:39 AM (0Id0S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2024 09:39 AM (xt5tS)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)
++++
There are hints.
Those hints indicate that they are likely spectacular.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (uHd5d)
Your life was entirely in the hands of an autocrat who could do with you as he--or she in this case--pleased.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (d9LQi)
Tell her what Tony told Cleopaterer.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)
In other news, Trump is being criticized for the seemingly oversized bandage he used to cover his assassination-attempt injury. "The hole isn't even that big," say medical experts.
Posted by: red speck at July 24, 2024 09:39 AM (0Id0S)
EXPERTS!!! aren't so much, as we have learned... and is one of those 'experts' named Keef Olbermann?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 09:41 AM (FnneF)
Virginia Mayo and Liz Taylor might be surprised!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 09:37 AM (d9fT1)
Does it get any whiter than a person named "Mayo?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 09:42 AM (GBKbO)
https://tinyurl.com/3a2kd36s
Posted by: rhennigantx
Thank you. That's much better.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 09:42 AM (4XwPj)
It's used as the cover image for the 2005 book Cleopatra and Rome by Diana Kleiner.
It would make a good pairing with this picture of Erzebet Bathory torturing servant girls:
https://tinyurl.com/yz25nv65
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2024 09:42 AM (Q0kLU)
Your life was entirely in the hands of an autocrat who could do with you as he--or she in this case--pleased.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Yeah, glad I was jailed in modern times.
-- Zombie Epstein
Posted by: The Paolo at July 24, 2024 09:42 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (uHd5d)
The pool was really cold!
Posted by: the leopard at July 24, 2024 09:42 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (VGOMa)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (uHd5d)
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It may be some now-extinct "in-between" breed of cat that is larger than a normal housecat, but also not as big as a "Big Cat."
Or just a young leopard that hasn't reached its full growth...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)
Alexander the Great was just racist and covered it up. That's why he married Roxana, to cover up his racism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 09:35 AM (GBKbO)
Matt Walsh has a new video out about "Am I Racist?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: A Roman Mushroom at July 24, 2024 09:36 AM (BIamM)
I like his YT channel and bought his cookbook. It's interesting. His website is good too.
Posted by: Kris at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (EwaUh)
Posted by: zombie Livia at July 24, 2024 09:44 AM (wse2C)
I guess before the modern era people just knew more basic facts about history then now...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 09:44 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: A Roman Mushroom
Fun channel. I'm still not going to watch the garum episode though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Shivering Shakespeare at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Son of Dad at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (8JB5s)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (SAMMN)
Hey spent his life conquering everywhere including the no-no squares of the people he was now ruling over...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 09:46 AM (oZhjI)
*That* is power.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)
Only 2 cultures ever have valued life. Jewish culture starting around 5000 years ago and Christian Western culture starting about 1000 years ago.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
It may be some now-extinct "in-between" breed of cat that is larger than a normal housecat, but also not as big as a "Big Cat."
Or just a young leopard that hasn't reached its full growth...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)
She's sitting on a tiger skin, or what looks like a tiger skin and the cat definitely has leopard markings. I'm confused by the size, maybe it's the perspective.
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 09:46 AM (uHd5d)
Posted by: Shivering Shakespeare at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (CV8a5)
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What about being roasted alive in a brazen bull so that the ruler can enjoy your screams?
Posted by: Perilaus of Athens at July 24, 2024 09:46 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (SAMMN)
Judges would have accepted Big Gulp or 40.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (1Nxff)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 24, 2024 09:48 AM (Jxtrh)
Imprisoned 9/11 Terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui Fears Execution If Trump Wins.
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
Yeah, that would be horrible.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 09:48 AM (1Nxff)
OTOH, I have to think your odds of getting cross ways with the rulers was a lot smaller.
I mean, as it's always been: Don't f with the bosses' money flow.
Also: No ID, no SS number, no photos. Folks could skip town easy, so long as you got far enough ahead of the horses.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 24, 2024 09:48 AM (uqjYf)
Posted by: Peaches AND Cream at July 24, 2024 09:48 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 09:49 AM (wse2C)
Or sitting in a golf cart and horse-laughing with a couple of chums at a joke, after just announcing to the press the beheading of journalist James Foley.
We deplorables can press our noses against the boxcar barred windows and share in the joy of fundamental transformation...what's the problem?
Posted by: Ju at July 24, 2024 09:49 AM (aTmM/)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2024 09:45 AM (IG4Id)
I liked his last meals on the Titanic series. A lot of what he makes is so complex though. It'd take all day just to prepare. Recently, he had one that took two days to make. And the clean-up on some... Yikes.
Posted by: Kris at July 24, 2024 09:49 AM (EwaUh)
Imprisoned 9/11 Terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui Fears Execution If Trump Wins.
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
He's been at Gitmo for HOW long? And he's just NOW worried about execution?
Paid by the Dems? What bullshit......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SMOD
STOP! You had me at 'Trump'.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 09:50 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (LHPAg)
"But doc.......What does that have to do with my sprained ankle?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Imprisoned 9/11 Terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui Fears Execution If Trump Wins.
I've long been a fan of executing murderers the way they killed their victims.
So slow cooking with jet fuel...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:50 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:46 AM (gbOdA)
++++
I am all for Abrahamic credit, but there are also some Eastern traditions that do. Jains take it to extremes.
But "hey, maybe people - persons, individuals, not just masses - are valuable and worthy of life" was a pretty major development in human history, and not everyone got there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (HnUIn)
Or just a young leopard that hasn't reached its full growth...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Look up Serval or Caracal. African cats but bigger than a house cat and smaller than a mountain lion.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: LA Music Scene, 1964 at July 24, 2024
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This Cleopatra here does resemble the young Cher quite a bit at that!
The historical Cleopatra, the 7th (there had been earlier Egyptian royals by that name) only lived to be about 40 -- born in 70 BC (?) and dying in 30. She was no teenager when she got involved with Julius Caesar, being something like 26 at the time. With Antony, she had her affair with him starting at age 31.
She had one child by Caesar, Caesarion, and three with Antony. Octavian, after he defeated Antony and Cleopatra at Actium, killed Caesar's son, but took the other three with him to Rome, to be raised by his elder sister. Made sense; Caesarion was of the family line and might grow up to compete with Octavian or his children, but the other three were not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
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Perhaps they are going to need to make some room at Gitmo...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 24, 2024 09:52 AM (6X5Ry)
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 09:52 AM (WBN5v)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (i5o5u)
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yes, that's what I was thinking of, but could not remember what they were called.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024 09:52 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 09:49 AM (wse2C)
The History Guy did an episode on a poisoning ring in ancient Rome around the time of Claudius.
https://shorturl.at/zUooO
Posted by: Kris at July 24, 2024 09:52 AM (EwaUh)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 09:47 AM (RHGPo)
I'm already voting for Trump, you don't have to keep selling him.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (WBN5v)
Posted by: Mush and Milk (1933) at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: SMOD
STOP! You had me at 'Trump'.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 09:50 AM (5Seyi)
On Jan 20 right after swearing in PDT pulls hangmans lever.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (6X5Ry)
That reminds me - when I am elected your King, Tonypete I, shall close most jails.
They'll not be needed once I have punished their inmates.
Posted by: Tonypete I at July 24, 2024 09:54 AM (5Seyi)
The painting brings to mind Shelly's poem "Ozymandias".
Posted by: JTB at July 24, 2024 09:54 AM (zudum)
Posted by: zombie Titus Pullo at July 24, 2024 09:54 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 09:53 AM (g9p3a)
Too much Electric Bus.....
Posted by: The Whodat at July 24, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Perhaps a serval, but I think they're more slender than the cat in the picture.
I'm for it being just some odd breed of cat. Cats were first domesticated in Egypt, so the Egyptians would've had the most experience breeding them.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV)
Imprisoned 9/11 Terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui Fears Execution If Trump Wins.
I've long been a fan of executing murderers the way they killed their victims.
So slow cooking with jet fuel...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 09:50 AM (oZhjI)
Agree. I have to do some stuff. Like take a nap.
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2024 09:54 AM (LHPAg)
When Prime Minister Netanyahu comes to speak, she will abandon her seat & skip the speech.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Zappa Fan at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (CV8a5)
Don't forget the part where she lets her dogs out to shit in your yard while you're gone, then gets high in front of her kids.
Posted by: A Roman Mushroom at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (BIamM)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (wse2C)
Slave trade.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (wse2C)
Mmm. Probably escaped from the zoo.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (LxER7)
Classy dame.
Nice tits.
Murder.
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"Well, one out of three ain't bad!"
-- Dr Jill MacBeth
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (Njqoo)
I haven't read all the notes yet. Is this one of the "academic" painters of the later 1800's that people such as Cezanne and Matisse reacted against?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (dTTBf)
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Thanks.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (wse2C)
-- Dr Jill MacBeth
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (Njqoo)
Well, I'd be willing to bet her tits were nice at one point in her life.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
When Prime Minister Netanyahu comes to speak, she will abandon her seat & skip the speech.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (gbOdA)
Wonder what bothers her husband more, that she's an anti-semite or that she built her career gobbling knob?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: 18-1
I have always said that. "If it was good enough for their victim..."
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 09:57 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 09:57 AM (g9p3a)
I have always said that. "If it was good enough for their victim..."
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 09:57 AM (i5o5u)
I sometimes take that whole "do unto others" thing to extremes, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 09:58 AM (5MvGY)
So you're saying this painting makes me look fat, hooman? I will end you for this insult.
The cat
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 09:58 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
We could ask Joe if he remembers her around 14 years old.
(That pic of those two where she is sitting on his lap is creepy as hell)
Posted by: Tonypete I at July 24, 2024 09:58 AM (5Seyi)
Most rulers throughout history have not been nice people. The few that are generally get overthrown.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 09:58 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 09:58 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: CaliGirl at July 24, 2024 09:40 AM (uHd5d)
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It may be some now-extinct "in-between" breed of cat that is larger than a normal housecat, but also not as big as a "Big Cat."
Or just a young leopard that hasn't reached its full growth...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 24, 2024
***
It looks more like a young leopard than it does a cheetah.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cleopatra at July 24, 2024 09:59 AM (6X5Ry)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:59 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 09:59 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 10:00 AM (7PziG)
When Prime Minister Netanyahu comes to speak, she will abandon her seat & skip the speech.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:55 AM (gbOdA)
Is anyone in this administration doing their job? Oh right they are from their perspective.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2024 10:00 AM (MRHst)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 09:51 AM (HnUIn)
KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY UTERUS.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Non-Binary Wokeist at July 24, 2024 10:00 AM (d9fT1)
Alexander the great was a gay transgender woman
Jesus was a gay transgender black woman.
Name any significant historical person, they were gay transgender black women. And possibly disabled.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:00 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 10:00 AM (dTTBf)
Oh, I like the colors too!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2024 10:01 AM (puGZl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 09:59 AM (dTTBf)
Gonna be lit af if bibi is just left standing on the Capitol steps by himself.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 24, 2024 10:01 AM (MRHst)
Alexander the great was a gay transgender woman
Jesus was a gay transgender black woman.
Name any significant historical person, they were gay transgender black women. And possibly disabled.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:00 AM (d9LQi)
Well at least they weren't lame. That must've evolved over time.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:01 AM (KbCG3)
(That pic of those two where she is sitting on his lap is creepy as hell)
Posted by: Tonypete I at July 24, 2024 09:58 AM (5Seyi)
Agreed. But, that's who Joe is, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hang 'em High! at July 24, 2024 10:01 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 09:56 AM (KbCG3)
Well...so is he. And I'll bet that the pro BJ career is part of their kink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:02 AM (d9fT1)
Then what would you say you do here?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:02 AM (d9LQi)
Oh, I like the colors too!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 24, 2024 10:01 AM (puGZl)
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The color scheme really is the only thing holding us back. Money is tight, but a modest renovation or redecoration is probably manageable and might improve foot traffic.
Thanks for the idea!
Posted by: Girls, Poison and Jungle Cat Emporium at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)
Well...so is he. And I'll bet that the pro BJ career is part of their kink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:02 AM (d9fT1)
I'm betting they have competitions on the weekends at the glory hole......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 09:59 AM (dTTBf)
*Throws a pillow*
Posted by: Kamala wearing a sheer nightie in a naughty pillow fight at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (WBN5v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Non-Binary Wokeist
Hmmm... That was unexpected. I really did not see that coming. Did anyone have "CBD gets a uterus and becomes hysterical" on their bingo card?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (4XwPj)
What did you do as Vice President?
I checked the box!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024
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I've seen coins struck during her life with her profile. Those portraits were supposed to be flattering, and yet they looked like a young Barbra Streisand. The busts (the head sculpture, people) claimed to be of her on the Wiki entry show a pretty plain woman. She may well have been exotic and vivacious in life, skilled in using her paints and perfumes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Kamala wearing a sheer nightie in a naughty pillow fight at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (WBN5v)
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This notion has some minimal degree of appeal.
Posted by: 40 years ago, maybe at July 24, 2024 10:04 AM (HnUIn)
In the first moment when they introduce the actress playing Cleo I turned it off.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:04 AM (oZhjI)
Well...so is he. And I'll bet that the pro BJ career is part of their kink.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:02 AM (d9fT1)
I'm betting they have competitions on the weekends at the glory hole......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
Nah, I bet at her age she's past all that. It's just wake up, get sauced, spew word salad, sleep, rinse, repeat.
He's in his golden (shower) age with that competition out of the way.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:05 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (4XwPj)
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Once he picked up the uterus, it became inevitable.
Hysterectomy is the only solution, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:05 AM (HnUIn)
Then what would you say you do here?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024
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Oh, I thought she had the title all right. She just never *did* anything to justify it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
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The Work Avoidance Strategy.
"That's no my yob."
Brilliant.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 24, 2024 10:05 AM (6X5Ry)
Hysterectomy is the only solution, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
That's hysterical!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:05 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: Kamala wearing a sheer nightie in a naughty pillow fight at July 24, 2024 10:03 AM (WBN5v)
You think she could have used the excuse of "I have a previous engagement" rather than it being a "sorority gathering" and yes, I know there are fine women who belonged to sororities. Kamala probably wasn't one of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
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Plus, she was in charge. The dame in charge is as beautiful as she commands people to perceive her, and those writing about her will of course be flattering in their prose so as to win favor.
Michelle's strong and beautiful arms and Jill's sharp fashion sense come immediately to mind.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)
Nice tits.
Murder.
Would absolutely freakin' hang.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 09:52 AM
We're sorry, but that had to have been in the form of a haiku.
Posted by: The Judges at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (ZANHd)
>>The Dem machine is impressive. Harris went from hidden VP who got humiliated in the primaries to unbeatable presidential candidate in 3 days.
When you own the cultural and disseminational megaphone, it's easy to flip that switch.
As I noted, YouTube is now in hyperdrive with Kamala ads and videos.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (XV/Pl)
Then what would you say you do here?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024
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Oh, I thought she had the title all right. She just never *did* anything to justify it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
Hey, she spent like five days in those countries trying to determine the root cause of this mass migration.
I hear the report is due any day now.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:07 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (dTTBf)
++++
Out: Sorority Girl
In: S'whore-ity Girl
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:07 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
She had a great personality.
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Mary Jane Croft at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (wse2C)
Caesar was born about 100 BC, so his affair with her would have been when he was almost 30 years her senior.
("Julius, you dog, you! Has she got a sister?")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (J2vNu)
It's outlandish. I brew half a pot of coffee in the morning, and the pot is empty after two cups.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
He got paid, yo. Worked out well for him.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (d9LQi)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2024 10:08 AM (d9LQi)
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"Czar" is colloquial, not a job title. The press whores know this.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM
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Are you nuts? Look at the puppies on her.
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (xT7BI)
Posted by: gp At The Internet Desert Oasis at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (NLkgW)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (XV/Pl)
I keep flagging them as disinformation.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (WBN5v)
Posted by: Mary Jane Croft at July 24, 2024
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You know, I dimly remember that being in daytime reruns when I was a kid. The dog was Cleo, but did he talk like Mr. Ed did?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
She had a great personality.
Posted by: BignJames
She was queen of Egypt, the breadbasket of the Mediterranean and as such the wealthiest realm of the Ancient World. The ultimate aphrodesiac, indeed.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad
And yet, they call us a cult.
Funny, innit?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (5Seyi)
>>The Dem machine is impressive. Harris went from hidden VP who got humiliated in the primaries to unbeatable presidential candidate in 3 days.
When you own the cultural and disseminational megaphone, it's easy to flip that switch.
As I noted, YouTube is now in hyperdrive with Kamala ads and videos.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (XV/Pl)
This is exactly what they did in 2020. Hammer things through to such an extent that it's impossible to accept any alternative reality.
"To undo this process would just be crazy, so we have no choice but to go along with it." -- The Powers That Be
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (EFZgU)
It's outlandish. I brew half a pot of coffee in the morning, and the pot is empty after two cups.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)
Sounds more like efficiency vs outlandish
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (RhGG0)
I don't find this persuasive, most coin images from this time frame are not exactly attractive.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (dTTBf)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (g9p3a)
I don't find this persuasive, most coin images from this time frame are not exactly attractive.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (oZhjI)
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Their metal printing methods were less than ideal?
Who could have guessed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (GBKbO)
It's outlandish. I brew half a pot of coffee in the morning, and the pot is empty after two cups.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)
Solution: Brew a whole pot of coffee, get two more outlandish cups.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (Km2cl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2024 10:06 AM (XV/Pl)
I keep flagging them as disinformation.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM
Ditto.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (ZANHd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (5MvGY)
*Looks out my window
*Notices no street lights
*Assumes fetal position
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (tTbnc)
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:11 AM (RhGG0)
++++
I like the way you think, Doof.
No matter what TJM says about you!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
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Axios is being dragged bigly for that full on bullshit. Not that it matters either way...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (7PziG)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (tTbnc)
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What an asp.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
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He needs a hysterectomy then!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 24, 2024 10:12 AM (u82oZ)
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What is the "pencil test?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
No matter what TJM says about you!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
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Our conflict is more cosmic than ideological or intellectual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mary Jane Croft at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (CV8a5)
No dog. Not art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 24, 2024 09:31 AM (ffdkP)
The fact that Cleo is a bitch doesn't count?
Posted by: tankdemon at July 24, 2024 10:14 AM (tTbnc)
I like the way you think, Doof.
No matter what TJM says about you!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
Thems fightin' words!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:14 AM (IyPmt)
I don't find this persuasive, most coin images from this time frame are not exactly attractive.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024
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No, and they've been worn down over the millennia . . . but they were supposed to be flattering to the ruler depicted. The artist would have at least *tried* to make the king or queen look good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:14 AM (J2vNu)
Wife gets a call from the company that the alarm that tripped was a panic alarm and authorities would be over.
I immediately picture having to show ID and them not believing me.
What I didn't picture was two 5'5", 110 lb. female sheriff deputies knocking on my door.
Would've been a great start to a bachelor party, a horrible start if there actually was an emergency.
(They asked for no ID and accepted my wife's story that it was a false alarm. Got my loins girded for nothing. Phew.)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:15 AM (KbCG3)
In 2024 the Dem nominee is touted as a tough in crime prosecutor.
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:15 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2024 10:15 AM (Xid/G)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
You place a pencil under your boobs...if it falls out...you can go bra-less....I fail.
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
At least, that's the way I understood the relationship.
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 10:15 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:14 AM (IyPmt)
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Of course she wasn't. Any shyster who rooks gullible people out of their money and fills them with false hope through the preposterous setup of over-the-phone psychic consultation is a terrible person. Her marks were fools but probably weren't, by and large, bad. She, however, was.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:16 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 10:15 AM (AwYPR)
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Ahhh.
I'm on the job market. Do you know anyone who's hiring a pencil test facilitator? I think I could do the job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:17 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cleopatra with small bottles of poison at July 24, 2024 10:17 AM (uCfKO)
No matter what TJM says about you!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
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Our conflict is more cosmic than ideological or intellectual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
Like The Silver Surfer and Galactus.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:17 AM (Km2cl)
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:17 AM (Km2cl)
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NERDS!!!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)
Willowed (sorry, but by the time I get to the round-up in the morning it's always nearly closed). But if you can use a little hope, read J.J.'s final link. Good stuff.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 24, 2024 10:18 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2024 10:18 AM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:19 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: It's me donna a
—
The economy was worse in 2022. That was peak inflation. And yet abortion and muhDemocracy won the senate and a ton of Governors for the Dems.
It’s the economy stupid is somewhat outdated. Wokeness and general insanity when it comes to social issues - abortion and tranny shit specifically - now trumps economic issues for a lot of people.
The economy is still a factor of course. But it’s no longer THE factor like it once was.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:19 AM (g9p3a)
At least, that's the way I understood the relationship.
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024
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Perhaps she was a little on the homely side, but acted with confidence and assurance, as though she were hot?
I'm trying to think of an actress, not necessarily a current one, who would fit that description. Any ideas?
(And being young and nubile, esp. from Caesar's perspective, wouldn't have hurt.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cleopatra with small bottles of poison at July 24, 2024 10:17 AM (uCfKO)
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Cleo, baby. I know you're skeptical, but give me a hearing, won't you?
You have many enemies. You are a powerful woman who's ruthlessness is matched only by her beauty. I've seen the rate of execution around here, and vials aren't really very efficient. Now that your testing is winding down, I can get you barrels of whichever poisons you want. My network of suppliers is broad and deep, and I can deliver in quantity and on schedule.
The savings to your royal treasury will be enormous, and you'll never be caught out with full dungeons while you wait for resupply.
Think about it, love.
Posted by: SVP of Domestic Sales, Nile Chemical and Logistics Corporation at July 24, 2024 10:20 AM (HnUIn)
The hagiography is already in full sail, but the Propaganda Press imagines no voters will see through the BS. Harris is pro-crime, pro-illegals and pro-election theft. She us unelectable, but opponents are racists. Her inevitable defeat will blow their heads up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2024 10:21 AM (c0t/H)
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2024 10:21 AM (MeG8a)
I'm trying to think of an actress, not necessarily a current one, who would fit that description. Any ideas?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)
*Ahem*
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 24, 2024 10:21 AM (Km2cl)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 10:22 AM (uCfKO)
In areas where there was strong vote protection the Rs over performed. In areas where there wasn't they under performed.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:22 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024
***
Many sculptures, the busts and statues, of various Roman entities have lasted for 2000 years. There probably were paintings at some point, but they might not have survived the ravages of climate and time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:22 AM (J2vNu)
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Blood River
Wider than a mile
You'll be drowning in good style
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl)
The hagiography is already in full sail, but the Propaganda Press imagines no voters will see through the BS. Harris is pro-crime, pro-illegals and pro-election theft. She us unelectable, but opponents are racists. Her inevitable defeat will blow their heads up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 24, 2024 10:21 AM (c0t/H)
Let's put it another way:
Trump has run against plenty of Kamalas.
Kamala has never run against a Trump.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:22 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 24, 2024 10:23 AM (hKoQL)
You bet your ass, baby!
- Elizabeth I
- Empress Theodora
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 24, 2024 10:23 AM (Q0kLU)
I'm trying to think of an actress, not necessarily a current one, who would fit that description. Any ideas?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024
*
*Ahem*
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 24, 2024
***
Amy, the word you're looking for is Ozempic or Wegovy. Go see your doctor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)
No matter what TJM says about you!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (HnUIn)
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Our conflict is more cosmic than ideological or intellectual.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
Like The Silver Surfer and Galactus.
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:17 AM (Km2cl)
Peter Griffin and the chicken
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:23 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:24 AM (v6JzV)
I'm trying to think of an actress, not necessarily a current one, who would fit that description. Any ideas?
Joan Crawford?
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 24, 2024 10:24 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:23 AM (RhGG0)
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Man and the madness wrought by the revelation of Cthulhu.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024
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Prime Julia Roberts, perhaps. Or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Both were average-looking women who acted like the top of the heap.
Or Jennifer Aniston, who was quite pretty but nothing more, and became a sex symbol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)
Had Julius not been assassinated, or at least later, Caesarion might have had a real opportunity to rule Rome...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (oZhjI)
Posted by: Eberhard Faber at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:26 AM (wse2C)
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Blood River
Wider than a mile
You'll be drowning in good style
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl)
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Do they mean they'll dump red coloring into the Seine like people do with green on St Paddy's Day?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:26 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024
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Prime Julia Roberts, perhaps. Or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Both were average-looking women who acted like the top of the heap.
Or Jennifer Aniston, who was quite pretty but nothing more, and became a sex symbol.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)
Sandra Bullock gave similar vibes.
Barbara Stanwyck always seemed to my brain hotter than she did to my eyes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:26 AM (KbCG3)
Barbara Stanwyck always seemed to my brain hotter than she did to my eyes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:26 AM (KbCG3)
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I'll disagree on bullock. 20-something Sandra Bullock was *very* nice to look at. She was more on the "cute" side of things than the "smokeshow" side of things, but she did it extremely well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Cameron Diaz. Never got what the fuss was about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (4XwPj)
Barbara Stanwyck always seemed to my brain hotter than she did to my eyes.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:26 AM (KbCG3)
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I'll disagree on bullock. 20-something Sandra Bullock was *very* nice to look at. She was more on the "cute" side of things than the "smokeshow" side of things, but she did it extremely well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:27 AM (HnUIn)
I always pictured her as a tomboy that grew up well.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (KbCG3)
Had Julius not been assassinated, or at least later, Caesarion might have had a real opportunity to rule Rome...
Posted by: 18-1
Just a small section.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:29 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:29 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)
"Monica" looks like the crypt keeper now.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Cameron Diaz. Never got what the fuss was about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Ima Thermal or Renee Zellweger
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (4XwPj)
********
I once spotted a leopard playing Baccarat.
Posted by: muldoon
Spotted a few cougars in a nightclub once.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 24, 2024 09:32 AM (gbOdA)
"Get your filthy hands off my asp!"
From the original Pink Panther party scene.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV)
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She is the ideal of feminine beauty!
Posted by: Draftsman armed only with a straightedge at July 24, 2024 10:30 AM (HnUIn)
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I predict there will be mucho terror BS, participants fighting amongst themselves among other acts of stupidity. It'll be a muzzie free-for-all.
Because Paris is mostly overrun with them and they have no self control.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 24, 2024 10:31 AM (Q4IgG)
And then last night I tried to watch The Gray Man. I got halfway before I just gave up and played Skyrim.
Absolute trash. Trying to finish it now. Holy crap, this movie is terrible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Just the punchline at July 24, 2024 10:31 AM (e7Wwf)
I'm trying to think of an actress, not necessarily a current one, who would fit that description. Any ideas?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:20 AM (J2vNu)
*Ahem*
Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 24, 2024 10:21 AM
*cough*
Posted by: Cara Delevigne at July 24, 2024 10:31 AM (xT7BI)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:29 AM (i5o5u)
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Heh. Behold the birth of a meme ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 10:31 AM (euBs+)
Chris Wray says attempted assassination of Donald Trump is an "attack on our democracy."
Why can't these people say "country?"
Wray says investigation is ongoing and understands public interest in this case--so basically setting the table for non-answers.
Wray now filibustering about fentanyl threat and southern border and urban crime and cybercrime.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:32 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:32 AM (4XwPj)
I'm trying to think of an actress, not necessarily a current one, who would fit that description. Any ideas?
Joan Crawford?
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 24, 2024 10:24 AM (JCLJi)
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Betty Davis
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2024 10:32 AM (xt5tS)
Cameron Diaz. Never got what the fuss was about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Anyone who first saw her in "The Mask" knew what the fuss was about, but that was about it for me.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:32 AM (2xB3Z)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (v6JzV)
Yeah. Not that she was bad-looking by any means, but you could just tell she'd be a wild animal in bed.
She even got Fred MacMurray to go to the Dark Side (on-screen, of course... the man was something of an asswipe in real life).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (W5ArC)
Cameron Diaz. Never got what the fuss was about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)
Dirty hot.
No holes barred kinda vibe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
In response to question how many shots did scumbag fire he said 8 cartridges (sic) were recovered from the roof.
Hoo Boy. Top. Men.
Posted by: Gref at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (5fDan)
He and his descendants spent generations quarreling with Alexander's other generals and their descendants as Rome grew in power until in Cleo's time Rome could decide who would rule Egypt and note, pulling a Kamala Harris on Julius Caeser was a very good good choice...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (oZhjI)
Chris Wray says attempted assassination of Donald Trump is an "attack on our democracy."
Why can't these people say "country?"
Wray says investigation is ongoing and understands public interest in this case--so basically setting the table for non-answers.
Wray now filibustering about fentanyl threat and southern border and urban crime and cybercrime.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:32 AM (wse2C)
The assassination attempt was a threat on our democracy.
But Trump is a supposed threat TO our democracy.
The only thing that doesn't threaten our democracy is the primary winner of a major political party being pushed aside against the will of the voters.
Hey, three wrongs make a right!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (KbCG3)
Nadler babbling lies about political violence as DC is basically locking down in preparation for mass demonstration against Prime Minister Netanyahu address this afternoon. What is the likelihood it turns violent?
johnny maga @_johnnymaga 10m
Jerry Nadler equates Trump's assassination attempt to election workers being harassed and the Paul Pelosi hammer incident
An 80-year-old Michigan man was run over with an ATV Sunday for planting Trump signs in his yard. Jerry made no mention of that
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Maybe it would be better if you got some skooma from a Khajiit.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:23 AM (RhGG0)
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Man and the madness wrought by the revelation of Cthulhu.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)
1. I don't get it
2. You know what you are
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
She was a butterface. Great figure, but I can't get past the bug eyes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
Chris Wray will testify before @JudiciaryGOP at 10.
This question must be asked if for nothing more but to get his reaction not counting on a response due to “ongoing investigation” blah blah.
Were any FBI assets—agents, investigators, undercover employees, or confidential human sources (informants) in communication with Thomas Crooks before and/or on July 13?
Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1h
In my dreams I’d love for a member to also ask:
Five of the 10 men who went on trial for allegedly attempting to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer were found not guilty amid evidence of extensive FBI involvement. A federal appellate court appears prepared to order a new trial for two other men now sitting in super max prisons because the judge refused to allow the jury to see a trove of communications between FBI agents and informants.
Have any of the dozen informants, three undercover agents, or numerous FBI handling agents been fired for framing individuals to make it look like they tried to kidnap and kill the governor?
(I mean I have about 20 more Qs on this topic but that’s a start)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Maybe it would be better if you got some skooma from a Khajiit.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (ftFVW)
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Anything to sail away.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (iF0sF)
Cameron Diaz. Never got what the fuss was about her.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)
Dirty hot.
No holes barred kinda vibe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Got that same vibe from Jenna Elfman. Big crush during her Dharma and Greg days.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (KbCG3)
Chris Wray says attempted assassination of Donald Trump is an "attack on our democracy."
We're not a democracy and you were in on it, asshole. We ALL know it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
YOU WEAPONIZED THE FBI AGAINST ALL OF US. And I have no doubt you had a hand in trying to kill Donald Trump.
Dear Lord.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (IcuR4)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (KbCG3)
Ditto.
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)
2. You know what you are
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (RhGG0)
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Doof is the what you are of what you eat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (Aoykm)
Patrick Warburton's wife on Rules of Engagement, Megyn Price.
The scene where her dress is caught in the elevator. Thank you and good night.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (W5ArC)
Not something you hear every day. heh
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (2xB3Z)
Once a year. Twice in a good year
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 10:36 AM (uCfKO)
She was a butterface. Great figure, but I can't get past the bug eyes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
She had, Marty Feldman eyes?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Oddbob at July 24, 2024 10:36 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: brak at July 24, 2024 10:36 AM (YoHdB)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)
Dirty hot.
No holes barred kinda vibe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
Got that same vibe from Jenna Elfman. Big crush during her Dharma and Greg days.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (KbCG3)
Amy Adams
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (v6JzV)
All the boys think she's a guy/she's got Marty Feldman eyes
(song parody)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (W5ArC)
Rep. James Jordan opens hearing with FBI Director Chris Wray by detailing long list of recent FBI scandals including failure to find the J6 bomber.
Nadler condemns attempted assassination then pivots to "political violence" including alleged threats against election workers. Brings up attack on Paul Pelosi and the Whitmer fednapping hoax.
This opens door for at least ONE QUESTION on the FBI entrapment scheme.
Nadler now ranting about Jan 6 and members hiding in closets.
He lies about Trump's comment on "bloodbath" and is attacking @KevinRobertsTX and Sarah Palin for making remarks about civil war.
Democrats do nothing but lie
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
Eh...it's ridiculously formulaic. I watched it as a workout movie, and the action was enough to keep my attention away from exercise. But that's pretty much all it was worth.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:38 AM (2xB3Z)
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It was a stutter!!
Like Claudius!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:38 AM (wse2C)
No holes barred kinda vibe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
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Many people say this. Thankfully, few enough actually mean it that we've never had to go on strike. You really do *not* want us to go on strike.
Posted by: International Brotherhood of Urethras, Nostrils and Ear Canals at July 24, 2024 10:39 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 10:39 AM (IcuR4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)
2. You know what you are
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (RhGG0)
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Doof is the what you are of what you eat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (GBKbO)
You know I have no retort for that.
See line 2 above
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:39 AM (RhGG0)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (d9fT1)
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I don't even like the action. It's over-directed and over-produced, the sort of thing that happens when a series of stunt coordinators, visual effects supervisors, and directors are given carte-blanche and hundreds of millions of dollars without any solid vision to focus them.
I've never seen so much money look so ugly.
And the random rapid drone footage was always weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:39 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (d9fT1)
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I use TV shows, for now. I worked my way through the "new" Outer Limits (the one from the 90s, which was quite good when it was, IIRC, HBO and then fell to "decent" when it moved to SciFi, then fell to "bad" when it did the normal TV thing of going on 2-3 seasons longer than it should have) and have moved on to the X-Files.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (cf/0E)
Two words: Hubba Hubba!
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (uCfKO)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art but I doubt Mrs D would allow it in the hallway.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:41 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 10:41 AM (IcuR4)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:41 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:41 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:38 AM (2xB3Z)
I prefer her doppleganger Isla Fischer.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: 18-1
Éric-Emmanuel Schmitt wrote a book, La Part de l’autre, in which he imagines that Hitler passes his art diploma. From that instant, his destiny and the world’s are completely altered: he has a string of affairs, becomes a promiscuous playboy, marries a Jewish woman with whom he has two or three children, joins the Surrealists in Paris, and ends up a famous painter. At the same time, Germany fights a small war with Poland and that’s all. No Second World War, no genocide, and a Hitler who is nothing like the real one.
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Pretentious wine snob Hitler? He'd probably wear a beret and have a ridiculously long cigarette holder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)
Democrats do nothing but lie
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:37 AM (wse2C)
And win.
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 24, 2024 10:10 AM
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That's not how we work.
Posted by: Men at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Clara Peller at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (e7Wwf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)
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Keeps the big mustache, too!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (5MvGY)
Behind-the-Scenes, the U.S. Secret Service has suggested to the Trump Campaign that due to Security Concerns, any further Rallies planned before November’s Election be held at Indoor Venues with Attendees being kept to a Minimum.
Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 14h
Election interference. This agency has a 3 billion dollar budget.
Trump should hire private security
Sean Davis @seanmdav 13h
This is a direct threat from the regime to Trump: if he doesn’t stop trying to win, they’ll make sure the next attacker doesn’t miss. We all know what they’re doing.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (HnUIn)
Yup...whatever works to keep one's attention away from the unpleasantness of exercise!
I have watched shit for workouts that would make a goat puke.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (d9fT1)
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Two girls and a cup?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Breeding cats, eh? I'm more into puppy play, but I'll try anything once.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (B3pV/)
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 24, 2024 10:34 AM (ftFVW)
And have an ordinator chasing you around the realm forever?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: Puking goats at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (e7Wwf)
Two words: Hubba Hubba!
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 10:40 AM (uCfKO)
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Admiral Ackbar is socking Muldoon?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (euBs+)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (xt5tS)
The international Deep State is all using the same playbook.
Meanwhile he's staying at the famous Watergate Hotel in DC and Antifa just filled it with crickets and maggots and pulled the fire alarm repeatedly at 3 in the morning. No arrests reported.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 24, 2024 10:44 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (d9fT1)
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Two girls and a cup?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (GBKbO)
Two goats, one cup.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (KbCG3)
Behind-the-Scenes, the U.S. Secret Service has suggested to the Trump Campaign that due to Security Concerns, any further Rallies planned before November’s Election be held at Indoor Venues with Attendees being kept to a Minimum.
Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 14h
Election interference. This agency has a 3 billion dollar budget.
Trump should hire private security
Sean Davis @seanmdav 13h
This is a direct threat from the regime to Trump: if he doesn’t stop trying to win, they’ll make sure the next attacker doesn’t miss. We all know what they’re doing.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (wse2C)
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It's pretty transparent now. That's something, maybe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, AI Expert at July 24, 2024 10:38 AM (2xB3Z)
I prefer her doppleganger Isla Fischer.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
Power of "and."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Kumala Word Salad at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (g9p3a)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (oWSOE)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (uCfKO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)
We'd all be gathered 'round in these art threads commenting, "Yeah this Rothko kid ain't so bad, but he's no Hitler."
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:46 AM (Km2cl)
Posted by: Dr Fauci at July 24, 2024 10:46 AM (EGSGm)
https://tinyurl.com/mwfnz265
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 24, 2024 10:35 AM (W5ArC)
Ruby Stevens. There was always something about her that was hot.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 24, 2024 10:47 AM (iODuv)
Behind-the-Scenes, the U.S. Secret Service has suggested to the Trump Campaign that due to Security Concerns, any further Rallies planned before November’s Election be held at Indoor Venues with Attendees being kept to a Minimum.
Yeah. Fuck you.
Brrrrrinng brrrriiiinnnggg!
Hello, retired Navy Seals? Yeah. Former President Trump would like to hire 20 of you for his security detail.
Oh? You can start today? Great!
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:47 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 24, 2024 10:47 AM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Cara Delevigne at July 24, 2024 1
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Best Cleopatra suggestion I've seen yet. Not your usual beauty, but her face lives in your mind's eye even when you're away from her. And she has this edge of danger thing about her too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)
UPDATE: Approximately 200 people were arrested for D.C. Code § 22–1307 - Crowding, Obstructing, or Incommoding – for demonstrating inside the Cannon House Office Building. Demonstrating inside the Congressional Buildings is against the law.
🇺🇸 @FreeStateWill 11h
So the pro-hamas leftist protestors got charged with a D.C. code rather than 40 U.S. Code § 5104 'Parading or picketing in any of the United States Capitol Buildings', which is the more severe misdemeanor J6ers get charged with. Not equal justice!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:47 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:47 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
And burying them. Some of those tombs had 100's of mummified cats. Weird people really. They had a cat goddess called Bastet, and thought nothing of packing a tomb with slaughtered cats.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 24, 2024 10:48 AM (VwHCD)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:41 AM (W/lyH)
I wanna know who keeps hiding Diogenes's coffee.
Posted by: Emmie at July 24, 2024 10:48 AM (Sf2cq)
Madam Secretary - Tea Leoni
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (i5o5u)
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Tea Leoni, Naomi Watts and Amy Adams all rate very highly for looking a little like a gal who sorta liked us when we were young and whom we are currently looking up in Facebook.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (wzAuc)
Posted by: It's me donna
It's true. Mentioned earlier - a few of my acquaintances are making the same comparison. We can assume the word went out.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (5Seyi)
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 10:42 AM (i5o5u)
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+1
David Duchovny got lucky ... at least for awhile.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (3FVP2)
Posted by: Emmie at July 24, 2024 10:48 AM (Sf2cq)
Shh... it's a secret.
Posted by: dantesed at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: It's me donna
It's true. Mentioned earlier - a few of my acquaintances are making the same comparison. We can assume the word went out.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (5Seyi)
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"You're equating an attempted assassination of a political figure to the break-in of a political figure's...husband's house. You're not very smart, are you?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:50 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Emmie
*shifty eyes*
-- the geezers that he's always fleecing
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
She was hot in Double Indemnity and made a great entrance walking down the stairs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 24, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl)
About 3 weeks ago, the media told you that Biden was “sharp as a tack” 🙄
2 days ago, the poor guy was basically forced at gunpoint to resign as Dem nominee. His staff weren’t even informed.
Now they say Kamala is the best thing ever 🤦♂️
@amuse @amuse 4h
More and more clips of Kamala Harris delivering remarks while drunk and/or high are surfacing. Question remains: Can she stay on the wagon until the election?
https://tinyurl.com/ywbaf2kf
24 seconds
Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr 14h
Kamala Harris wants to pass the Green New Deal, ban fracking, ban offshore drilling, decriminalize illegals crossing the border, abolish ICE, defund the police, eliminate private health insurance & give taxpayer funded healthcare to illegals. She is even more EXTREME than Biden!
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: Egyptian Cats at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (hqVaF)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 24, 2024 10:45 AM (4XwPj)
Oh, he's good Madame. Very good try.
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (JCLJi)
Posted by: It's me donna
It's true. Mentioned earlier - a few of my acquaintances are making the same comparison. We can assume the word went out.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (5Seyi)
Well then, I'd say that Pelosi's attack calls for a very thorough and public investigation.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 24, 2024 10:49 AM (5Seyi)
Yeah, but did he {gasps} CROSS STATE LINES {ungasps}?!?!?
Posted by: Doof at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (RhGG0)
https://youtu.be/d0XQggcnjrk
What could you possibly be blackmailed with that this sounded like a better option?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (nR2nR)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Emmie at July 24, 2024 10:48 AM (Sf2cq)
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Those geezers he keeps hustling on the golf course have to get their money back somehow.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (HkWVk)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:41 AM (W/lyH)
I wanna know who keeps hiding Diogenes's coffee.
Posted by: Emmie at July 24, 2024 10:48 AM (Sf2cq)
If you find out, let me know.
Right now Mrs D isn't above suspicion.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (W/lyH)
About 3 weeks ago, the media told you that Biden was “sharp as a tack” 🙄
2 days ago, the poor guy was basically forced at gunpoint to resign as Dem nominee. His staff weren’t even informed.
Now they say Kamala is the best thing ever 🤦♂️ ...
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (wse2C)
++++
Workin' overtime here, boss!
Posted by: Gell-Mann Amnesia at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (HnUIn)
CNN just reported that the 3,000 people at VP Harris' first presidential campaign rally, in Wisconsin, is the 'largest crowd of any Democratic campaign event this cycle.'
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:52 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (nR2nR)
++++
Given her delightful face and neck tattoos, she probably has a lot of bad things in her history...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (HnUIn)
In all fairness, conservatives raised a pretty big noise about how that guy got into the house with all that security and who called the police for the wellness check?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (IHRQq)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (HkWVk)
Heh!
Made $12 yesterday.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (W/lyH)
Well then, I'd say that Pelosi's attack calls for a very thorough and public investigation.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (KbCG3)
They had the sham trial which turned a nutty left winger into a Trump lover.. Then they locked him away
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (IyPmt)
Wray says drone recovered in Crooks' vehicle--don't know which one--and he flew it around the area (not stage Wray says) btw 3:50-4pm to "live stream" vicinity.
Wray says investigators recovered 3 explosive devices--two in vehicle and one at home. "Relatively crude" but could be detonated remotely.
Crooks had a transmitter with him.
Wray says Crooks used encrypted messaging apps. Jordan says Congress wants access to those messages.
Adjourned for votes.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: muldoon at July 24, 2024
***
I've read that, and also the rumor, common during his lifetime, that he was willing to party with other men. His own soldiers, reportedly, called him "Every woman's husband and every man's wife." Yet they fought for and with him all the way.
There's also the legend that he was born via what we now call, after him, a Caesarean section. Not likely, since his mother lived on until he was a young adult.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
CNN just reported that the 3,000 people at VP Harris' first presidential campaign rally, in Wisconsin, is the 'largest crowd of any Democratic campaign event this cycle.'
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:52 AM (wse2C)
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Was she properly protected by the Secret Service?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:25 AM (HnUIn)
Never watched any of the shows she was in but weren't nipples involved in that?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (nR2nR)
Jerry Nadler just blamed Trump for the assassination attempt on his life by repeating the “bloodbath” lie, not once, but twice in his opening statement.
The “bloodbath” lie - statement which pre-dated the assassination attempt in any event.
It’s Trump’s fault someone tried to kill him because of something he said months earlier.
I guess Secret Service was just teaching him a lesson.
@RepJerryNadler is the most disgusting and despicable person on earth. Tied with a number of other Democrat politicians.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (0Gnoc)
CNN just reported that the 3,000 people at VP Harris' first presidential campaign rally, in Wisconsin, is the 'largest crowd of any Democratic campaign event this cycle.'
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:52 AM (wse2C)
The best that money can buy !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:54 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Be Still My Heart at July 24, 2024 10:54 AM (CV8a5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
"the Queen of Bithynia"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 10:55 AM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (nR2nR)
++++
She was known for not wearing a bra, yes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2024 10:55 AM (HnUIn)
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The $100 Trillion Green New Steal.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 10:55 AM (Go4z4)
The DOJ is asking the Supreme Court to limit the current injunction from a lower court to 10 states and only to those changes related to gender identity.
Posted by: SMOD at July 24, 2024 10:55 AM (RHGPo)
More and more clips of Kamala Harris delivering remarks while drunk and/or high are surfacing. Question remains: Can she stay on the wagon until the election?
https://tinyurl.com/ywbaf2kf
24 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (wse2C)
If Trump wins he can make Kamala his press secretary.
No, really!
Give her a glass of scotch and a blunt and all those press conferences will be just super chill while Kamala expounds on joy and the universe ending every sentence in that upturned way drunks do. Maybe giggling on occasion.
National unity, baby!
Posted by: Robert at July 24, 2024 10:55 AM (Km2cl)
But just to be clear, it's definitely Nadler's fault he crapped his pants on the House floor, right?
Posted by: Ribbed at July 24, 2024 10:55 AM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Be Still My Heart at July 24, 2024
***
Next up on the list, Alice Ghostley and Reta Shaw. [* shudders *]
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)
Jerry Nadler just blamed Trump for the assassination attempt on his life by repeating the “bloodbath” lie, not once, but twice in his opening statement.
Did anyone call him on it ? That's what I thought
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (5MvGY)
Hugs back to you, dear friend
I'm a bit down today. My precious husband's commie family are getting into D'oh Boy's brain. I know this, because I have my late darling's iPhone and his idiot siblings still have him on their family texts. I made the grave mistake of reading them last night. Now I'm seriously considering day drinking. Our son adored his dad, and took to heart his wisdom and advice. Now the hive are trying to bring him to the dark side. I've got to get a male friend who he admires like his dad to bring him back. I didn't sleep a wink last night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (IcuR4)
How does that make sense? "This law is unconstitutional. But only in these states."
Posted by: Ribbed at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Who Loves Ya, Baby? at July 24, 2024 10:57 AM (CV8a5)
Now pictures of him at 20 are coming out, and, yes, as one would imagine...
He's a tranny.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 24, 2024 10:57 AM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (IcuR4
Jane... No worries... Sounds like you taught him well...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:58 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: ShainS
Never! I have nothing to hide! Nothing to be ashamed of! I just want to share!!!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2024 10:58 AM (B3pV/)
Posted by: Kamala at July 24, 2024 10:58 AM (Y8lzz)
Well then, I'd say that Pelosi's attack calls for a very thorough and public investigation.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:51 AM (KbCG3)
They had the sham trial which turned a nutty left winger into a Trump lover.. Then they locked him away
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 10:53 AM (IyPmt)
And fired the one reporter who did some reporting.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 24, 2024 10:58 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 24, 2024 10:58 AM (qejsy)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (J2vNu)
Ruth Buzzie
Posted by: BignJames at July 24, 2024 10:59 AM (AwYPR)
It was standard domestic violence, a lovers quarrel, if you will.
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 24, 2024 10:59 AM (lnOqQ)
BREAKING - FBI director Wray says the agency recovered drone used by shooter Thomas Crooks before the shooting and is analyzing it. Wray says Crooks was flying drone about 200 yards away from the Trump's stage and may have been livestreaming about 2 hours before the incident.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:59 AM (wse2C)
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 10:59 AM (JsPHv)
Posted by: torabora at July 24, 2024 10:59 AM (0Gnoc)
So outside the security perimeter. Nothing to be concerned about.
Posted by: Ribbed at July 24, 2024 11:00 AM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Be Still My Heart
I didn't know who this was. Is it related to today's art? Was she a real looker in Cleopatra's time?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2024 11:00 AM (B3pV/)
Posted by: Who Loves Ya, Baby? at July 24, 2024
***
I did not know that. Her father, John Aniston, was a semi-regular on Search for Tomorrow when I watched it in the '80s, before it was canceled.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu)
Joan Crawford?
Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 24, 2024 10:24 AM
Elisabeth Moss.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 24, 2024 11:00 AM (SAMMN)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 24, 2024 11:00 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 24, 2024 11:00 AM (5MvGY)
Posted by: Be Still My Heart
*
I didn't know who this was. Is it related to today's art? Was she a real looker in Cleopatra's time?
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 24, 2024
***
They both looked as though they'd been around since then.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Now pictures of him at 20 are coming out, and, yes, as one would imagine...
He's a tranny.
Posted by: gourmand du jour
Long hair. Face piercings.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 24, 2024 11:01 AM (i5o5u)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 24, 2024 11:01 AM (D7oie)
Behind-the-Scenes, the U.S. Secret Service has suggested to the Trump Campaign that due to Security Concerns, any further Rallies planned before November’s Election be held at Indoor Venues with Attendees being kept to a Minimum.
Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 14h
Election interference. This agency has a 3 billion dollar budget.
Trump should hire private security
Sean Davis @seanmdav 13h
This is a direct threat from the regime to Trump: if he doesn’t stop trying to win, they’ll make sure the next attacker doesn’t miss. We all know what they’re doing.
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:43 AM (wse2C)
The USSS didn't "warn" Trump, a *person* did (or persons, because commies). So, WHO was it? Name them.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 24, 2024 11:01 AM (FnneF)
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2024 11:01 AM (wtCbh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 24, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ribbed at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (IHRQq)
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Forget it, Ribbed -- it's CalvinLaw.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 24, 2024 11:02 AM (Go4z4)
CNN just reported that the 3,000 people at VP Harris' first presidential campaign rally, in Wisconsin, is the 'largest crowd of any Democratic campaign event this cycle.'
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 10:52 AM
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So, almost as big as a Class A high school football game in North Dakota.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 24, 2024 11:02 AM (wzAuc)
Heard some were just fakes wrapped up. The Subway tuna of old.
Posted by: commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 24, 2024 10:59 AM (JsPHv
Saw a show about that practice and how people wanted them too and shysters sold them fakes... Nothings changed in all these centuries
Posted by: It's me donna at July 24, 2024 11:02 AM (IyPmt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 24, 2024 10:56 AM (IcuR4)
I know this pain. I will pray for God to provide moral and intellectual strength (discernment) to your son and to shine Truth in his heart.
Posted by: Emmie at July 24, 2024 11:02 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 24, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 24, 2024 11:04 AM (wse2C)
2000 years later we're still pointing and laughing
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