Bob Menendez, Convicted of a Bribery Scheme That Wouldn't Count as Pin Money for the Biden Crime Family, Will Resign from the Senate

This won't change the balance of power, because the super-loon governor of New Jersey, Phil Murphy, will just appoint an even more partisan and woke replacement.

Note that Democrats did not vote to eject Menendez, as the craven Republicans did with George Santos, whose "crimes" were a pittance compared to this venal animal's.

Bob Menendez to resign from Senate amid Democratic pressure after guilty verdict
Democrat Sen Bob Menendez was found guilty on all 16 counts

Sen. Bob Menendez, D-N.J., will resign from the Senate after significant pressure from Democrats to do so following a guilty verdict in his federal corruption case.
The New Jersey Democrat was found guilty on all 16 counts, which included charges of extortion, bribery, conspiracy, obstruction of justice, wire fraud, and acting as a foreign agent. The trial lasted nine weeks and the jury deliberated for three days before reaching a verdict.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., immediately called for Menendez's resignation, despite initially holding off from doing so after the charges were announced.
"In light of this guilty verdict, Senator Menendez must now do what is right for his constituents, the Senate, and our country, and resign," he said in a statement.

But you didn't vote to exclude him from the Senate. You wanted that (D) vote.

...
If Menendez did not take the recent advice of Democrats to resign following the verdict, some had threatened the route of expulsion from the Senate. But that would require a two-thirds majority vote in the chamber, which can be difficult to achieve among lawmakers.

I have for years and years been skipping past CNN stories in order to find stories by Fox News. I'm not going to do that anymore. As you can see from the above excuse-making -- claiming it would be too hard to expel Menendez (even with all Republicans voting in favor of it!) -- Fox News spins more for the Democrat Party than even CNN.

Done. Done.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:47 PM

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1 I'll go let 'em know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 04:46 PM (O7YUW)

2 SPONGE!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (9mfKN)

3 Nooding duties performed.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (O7YUW)

4 Goldmember

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (NtVYv)

5 John's revelation the first horseman named Alejandro Mayorkas rides a white horse, carries a bow, and is given a crown as a figure of conquest, perhaps invoking pestilence, and given authority to F**K Up the Borders

The second carries a sword and rides a red horse as the creator of (civil) war, conflict, and strife and is responsible for the wars in Europe and the ME. His named was Joe Biden

The third, a Fat Ass Women from Arkansas Named Hillary Clinton , rides a struggling black horse symbolizing famine and carries the scales of injustice.

The fourth and final horse is pale, upon it rides Death, accompanied by Hades. The fourth Horseman's name is Kamala Harris "They were given authority over the USA, to kill with sword, famine and plague, and by means of the beasts of the Earth

Posted by: Forrest Gump at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (BSF0H)

6 democrats just cleaning house. They don't want any stench hanging around in November.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (QNSds)

7
Look fat, I hand that kind of money out to BUMS!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (krQz2)

8 DoublySymmetric: Thank you for nooding first.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (O7YUW)

9 What are the odds that Menendez will meet Max Boot's wife in the Big House?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (+myjY)

10 It's New Jersey.... Another Mafia Don will be appointed to the Senate...

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (15lwl)

11 Bob should've followed Joe's plan of 50 different accounts, 20 LLCs and just transfer money for a couple of months between them for "services rendered". Problem solved.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (yGUdJ)

12 What are the odds that Menendez will meet Max Boot's wife in the Big House?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (+myjY)
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To watch the Wolverines play?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (krQz2)

13 No one mention the Yellowstone caldera, mm'kay?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

14 I'M A PATSY!!!

Posted by: Bob "Bob" Menendez at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (+myjY)

15 democrats just cleaning house. They don't want any stench hanging around in November.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (QNSds)

Fat chance, Fat.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (rj6Yv)

16 Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., immediately called for Menendez's resignation, despite initially holding off from doing so after the charges were announced

Bob, Bob, Bob. Never stash your mad stacks in clothing pockets! Put in the walls like the rest of us.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (WB6YK)

17 I have for years and years been skipping past CNN stories in order to find stories by Fox News. I'm not going to do that anymore. As you can see from the above excuse-making -- claiming it would be too hard to expel Menendez (even with all Republicans voting in favor of it!) -- Fox News spins more for the Democrat Party than even CNN.

Done. Done.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace
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Sort of like if you ignore the media--you are uninformed and if you pay attention, you are misinformed.

These days, I prefer uninformed--easier on the digestion and sleep.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (RcRst)

18 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (7PziG)

19 What are the odds that Menendez will meet Max Boot's wife in the Big House?
Posted by: Cicero

The bin Laden's got a free ride home, so... You know..

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (IG4Id)

20 Fox sux

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (DRSnL)

21 Bob should've followed Joe's plan of 50 different accounts, 20 LLCs and just transfer money for a couple of months between them for "services rendered". Problem solved.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM

When you start taking gold bars that have serial numbers on them as bribes, you got a ego problem.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 04:52 PM (QNSds)

22 A warning to others who might seek to deny The Big Guy his 10%.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:52 PM (+myjY)

23 Willowed:

The young man needs a job. It's kind of hard having him home again after mostly being away in college for two years. I've known several people who have their kids move back in again after being out of the house for years. They all found it hard because the kids(s) are adults. but you still worry about them when they're under your roof again
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, given his botanical background, has he looked into working for a landscaping-type place?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Or a garden center?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:52 PM (v6JzV)

24 8 DoublySymmetric: Thank you for nooding first.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (O7YUW)

I try to be helpful, especially since 90% of my posts are in the “sarcasm”, “cynical but funny”, or “puns” buckets.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (9mfKN)

25 Done. Done.

This is a fine example of contrastive focus reduplication, Ace, one of the larger tools in my toolbox.

Posted by: Whoopi G., The View's center of mass at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (B4fZZ)

26 NIV > LIV > MIV

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (qUkBO)

27 Will there be a "real" Dem convention in Chicago, or will it be the biggest Zoom call evah?

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (rj6Yv)

28 No felons in federal office!!

Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (ywphJ)

29 Contrastive focus reduplication

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (v6JzV)

30 Well, it was an effort...

@Breaking911
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BREAKING: GOP Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) introduces articles of impeachment against Vice Pres. Kamala Harris for "willful refusal to uphold immigration laws" & "misleading the public on the physical and cognitive well-being” of Biden

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (IG4Id)

31 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 04:55 PM (Iw/Cs)

32 My Rumble Feed has been filled lately with FOX News Shows.

ALL of them posted by Tucker Carlson.
Whom I have subsequently removed from my Watch List.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 04:55 PM (un7P+)

33 Well...Bye

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 04:55 PM (xJEPL)

34 Kamala is a well meaning elderly lady with memory problems.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (d9LQi)

35 Yea, but does Bob get to keep his loot?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (Q4IgG)

36 interesting. The GOP has decided to keep the lying and border problems at the feet of the DNC.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (tT6L1)

37 Let's all party like it's 1968 !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hubert Humphrey at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (15lwl)

38 Fox is calling AZ for Kamala.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (d9LQi)

39
This is a fine example of contrastive focus reduplication, Ace, one of the larger tools in my toolbox.

Posted by: Whoopi G.

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Based on that 5 syllable word, it's highly doubtful this was submitted by the true Whoopi

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (WyPBq)

40 >>Will there be a "real" Dem convention in Chicago,

...there WILL be Rioting and Murders.

So.

Yeah. Democrat Convention.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (un7P+)

41 ALL of them posted by Tucker Carlson.
Whom I have subsequently removed from my Watch List.
Posted by: garrett

Hero.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (IG4Id)

42 I wonder if he resigned on his own or if he woke up next to a box of Harry Reid's exercise bands?

Posted by: Flyguy at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (HA1lM)

43 35 Yea, but does Bob get to keep his loot?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (Q4IgG)

If he didn't claim it on his income tax and pay taxes on the money, the IRS should confiscate it.
And throw his moldy butt in jail.

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (xJEPL)

44 Just today, I was getting a shirt out of my closet to wear to the store. Couple gold bars fell out of the breast pocket. It happens to the best of us.

Posted by: On The Take at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (CV8a5)

45 I try to be helpful, especially since 90% of my posts are in the “sarcasm”, “cynical but funny”, or “puns” buckets.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (9mfKN)

Other major HQ buckets:

4. Wry observation
5. Cheeky bon mot
6. Risque humor
7. Failed haiku
8. Clever portmanteau
9. Difficult-to-follow metaphor
10. Sardonic understatement

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (+myjY)

46 When Biden gives his address, he should do the quitting scene from Half Baked.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (Dm8we)

47 >>Fox is calling AZ for Kamala.

Don't they rely on that Cuck from Decision Desk?

The one who has a wife that looks like Michael Clarke Duncan?

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (un7P+)

48 Kamala Harris: America's Transient Ischemic Attack

"I can't feel the Midwest! And the Gulf Coast is numb!"

Posted by: The Banana Republic Monologues at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (qUkBO)

49 ...there WILL be Rioting and Murders.

So.

Yeah. Democrat Convention.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 04:56 PM (un7P+)

I hope there are skyboxes for the team owners.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (rj6Yv)

50 Newsmax

The production quality sometimes is lacking but the content more than makes up for it .

Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (lCppi)

51
Fox sux
Posted by: Jordan61

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (63Dwl)

52 4. Wry observation
5. Cheeky bon mot
6. Risque humor
7. Failed haiku
8. Clever portmanteau
9. Difficult-to-follow metaphor
10. Sardonic understatement
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (+myjY)

Breasts

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (NtVYv)

53 I recall an episode of Star Trek TNG where Data and Geordi used contrastive focus reduplication to generate a tachyeon beam and save the ship.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (LxER7)

54 Bob was getting off the Democrat Island, whether by force of own volition, no matter what. He voted the wrong way and this is the price he paid.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (tT6L1)

55 He only did it for the money.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (lCWOD)

56 Why doesn’t Menendez just say fuck you? Make them expel him. They won’t do it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (cXQJg)

57 Voters accepted the Democrat leaders and their methods.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (J8LnB)

58 45 I try to be helpful, especially since 90% of my posts are in the “sarcasm”, “cynical but funny”, or “puns” buckets.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (9mfKN)

Other major HQ buckets:

4. Wry observation
5. Cheeky bon mot
6. Risque humor
7. Failed haiku
8. Clever portmanteau
9. Difficult-to-follow metaphor
10. Sardonic understatement
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (+myjY)

It's more impressive when you wear your codpiece.

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 05:00 PM (xJEPL)

59 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (7PziG)

Fans of the Cackle- cackle -cackle!!

Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2024 05:00 PM (lCppi)

60 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (+myjY)

Cake Girl.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 05:00 PM (un7P+)

61 59 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (7PziG)

Yeah.. She's the new Messiah

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:01 PM (IyPmt)

62 6 democrats just cleaning house. They don't want any stench hanging around in November.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)

To be replaced with new, shiny, stench.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 05:01 PM (sAmhv)

63 I try to be helpful, especially since 90% of my posts are in the “sarcasm”, “cynical but funny”, or “puns” buckets.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Are you me?

Are you all of us?

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 05:01 PM (DgGvY)

64 If Menendez resigns I know a guy at the bathhouse, er , gym who could fill in. - Spartacus Booker

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 05:01 PM (qejsy)

65 Cake Girl.
Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 05:00 PM (un7P+)

Nice pic of her Devil's Food cake.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (rj6Yv)

66 18 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.
____

Which included 800 "journalists" and 79 hobos looking for BJs.

Posted by: The Banana Republic Monologues at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (qUkBO)

67 Someone told me once, some commanders will demand resignation letters on file, signed and ready to go. In some jobs, you serve at their pleasure.

Posted by: OG blue hair at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (Nuidk)

68 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:52 PM (v6JzV)

Thanks very much. I replied at the end of the last post.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (dTTBf)

69 >>> 18 Kamala had a "packed house" of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (7PziG)

Just you wait, she's going to be filling stadiums!

Posted by: DU at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (VavZF)

70 Fox is calling AZ for Kamala.
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90 million votes! It's amazing.

You almost can't believe it!

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (krQz2)

71 25 Done. Done.

This is a fine example of contrastive focus reduplication, Ace, one of the larger tools in my toolbox.

Posted by: Whoopi G., The View's center of mass at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (B4fZZ)
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Well I imagine The Paolo may challenge that statement.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #34 at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (qfLjt)

72 Jersey could use a Senator Trannie

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (fwDg9)

73 Without criminals and deviants, how can we possibly staff the leadership ranks in the Corridors of Power?

C.P. Snow was a visionary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (u82oZ)

74 Couldn't Governor Murphy just appoint Andy Kim to that seat in Congress until the election? He's running for it anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 05:03 PM (dTTBf)

75 3600 in Milwaukee for the dems is an easy get.
Just bus 'em up from Chicago to fill the house.
Walkin' 'round money is good for this sort of thing.

Posted by: lizabth at July 23, 2024 05:03 PM (Jfw7U)

76 I have to admit....Santos is kind of creepy. But, as far as I am aware, he has yet to be convicted of anything.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (dIske)

77 >>> Other major HQ buckets:

4. Wry observation
5. Cheeky bon mot
6. Risque humor
7. Failed haiku
8. Clever portmanteau
9. Difficult-to-follow metaphor
10. Sardonic understatement
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (+myjY)

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I didn't see bewbs in that list. Am disappointed.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (JfxgE)

78 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.
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That's why I dreaded "Generic Democrat" getting into the race.

Joe's a known quantity, but someone new--well, it's not like they're a felon...etc.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

79 90 million votes! It's amazing.

You almost can't believe it!
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:02 PM (krQz2)

Some dedicated, hardworking people in Maricopa County.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (rj6Yv)

80 I try to be helpful, especially since 90% of my posts are in the “sarcasm”, “cynical but funny”, or “puns” buckets.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Other major HQ buckets:

4. Wry observation
5. Cheeky bon mot
6. Risque humor
7. Failed haiku
8. Clever portmanteau
9. Difficult-to-follow metaphor
10. Sardonic understatement
Posted by: Cicero

This one was three pages after the "harlot table," if I recall correctly.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (DgGvY)

81 I for one am appalled that we have a major party candidate who dove to the ground to perform self-fellatio only a few minutes into his rally. Thankfully the security detail jumped in to stop that perv!

Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (ywphJ)

82 My tummy hurts.

(burp)

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (sAmhv)

83 Couldn't Governor Murphy just appoint Andy Kim to that seat in Congress until the election? He's running for it anyway.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Mom had his one album.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 05:05 PM (qZEuM)

84 n Milwaukee for the dems is an easy get.
Just bus 'em up from Chicago to fill the house.
Walkin' 'round money is good for this sort of thing.
Posted by: lizabth at July 23, 2024 05:03 PM (Jfw7U)

Not to mention the cigarettes and beer.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 05:05 PM (rj6Yv)

85 Not even 100 comments yet?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 05:06 PM (VavZF)

86 The tranny that was on the #1 YouTube channel "MrBeast" got outed for "inappropriate" messages with a 13 year old and a different kid who was 14.

I'm shocked!*

*sarcasm

MrBeast pulls down $10-12 million per MONTH from ads, sponsorships, and merch.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 23, 2024 05:06 PM (Odg76)

87 Cigarettes, beer and a scenic bus ride along the shores of the great lake!

Posted by: lizabth at July 23, 2024 05:06 PM (Jfw7U)

88 The Murdochs ruined what was a promising news network.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 23, 2024 05:07 PM (hKoQL)

89 Kamala announced at her "rally" that she has all the delegates....Pretty good when not one person in the primaries vote for her

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:07 PM (IyPmt)

90 I had a real life tranny in my midst today. Poor bastid. Unfortunate body style with scraggly beard, and bad skin.

I felt bad for her.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 23, 2024 05:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

91 This won't change the balance of power, becaushave the the super-loon governor of New Jersey, Phil Murphy, will just appoint an even more partisan and woke replacement.

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Chris Christie is pasty, beached, hates Trump, and is available!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 05:08 PM (XHf/U)

92 Jessiva Tarlov is having an orgasm over Kamala.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 05:08 PM (63Dwl)

93 "Cigarettes and Beer" ...no, no, that just doesn't quite work.....

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at July 23, 2024 05:08 PM (tT6L1)

94 I recall an episode of Star Trek TNG where Data and Geordi used contrastive focus reduplication to generate a tachyeon beam and save the ship.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:59 PM (LxER7)
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I don't think there was any part of the ship, including the hull, that wasn't repurposed to serve some purpose other than its design function

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 05:09 PM (3Fz6p)

95 I had a real life tranny in my midst today. Poor bastid. Unfortunate body style with scraggly beard, and bad skin.

I felt bad for her.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

It.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 05:09 PM (qZEuM)

96 Jessiva Tarlov is having an orgasm over Kamala.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 05:08 PM (63Dwl)

Her O voice must be interesting

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:09 PM (NtVYv)

97 Chris Christie is pasty, beached, hates Trump, and is available!
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 05:08 PM (XHf/U)

I'm too lazy to check, but did Menedez wait until after the deadline for a special election in November?

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 05:09 PM (rj6Yv)

98 I see Democrats are saving Democracy through not voting, again.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 05:09 PM (tT6L1)

99 >>Jessiva Tarlov is having an orgasm over Kamala.

I bet she gives a Sloppy Topper.

That wet lisp is a Tell.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (un7P+)

100
"When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (B4fZZ)

101 I'm too lazy to check, but did Menedez wait until after the deadline for a special election in November?
Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 05:09 PM (rj6Yv)

I think he's resigning next month

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (IyPmt)

102 Jessiva Tarlov is having an orgasm over Kamala.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 23, 2024 05:08 PM (63Dwl)
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It's an opportunity to pump up their numbers and convince voters they have momentum.

They might have momentum--because the press will play off any movement they have. But the excitement is unbounded by what has been.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)

103 48 Kamala Harris: America's Transient Ischemic Attack

"I can't feel the Midwest! And the Gulf Coast is numb!"

Posted by: The Banana Republic Monologues at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (qUkBO)
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That was funny.
Now work in there the Borders.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #35 at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (qfLjt)

104 I'M A PATSY!!!
Posted by: Bob "Bob" Menendez at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (+myjY)

Shoulda played the orphan card.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2024 05:11 PM (JWU4B)

105 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (B4fZZ)
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....said the joyless scold.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 05:11 PM (tT6L1)

106 I tip Door Dash and the Pizza Guy with gold bullion. Of course, the mail man and garbage man get an ounce or two at Christmas time.

Posted by: Big Spender at July 23, 2024 05:11 PM (CV8a5)

107 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

Yeah, well I'm a woman and I can't stand that cackle.. What does that tell you about me ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:11 PM (IyPmt)

108 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (B4fZZ)
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100% mind reading. That's all it ever amounts to.

The "party of Science" doesn't have the humility for Science.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:12 PM (krQz2)

109 They might have momentum--because the press will play off any movement they have. But the excitement is unbounded by what has been.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (krQz2)
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And will include the passage of time.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 23, 2024 05:12 PM (3Fz6p)

110 Didn't Menendez also bang child prostitutes, like any other Democrat in good standing?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2024 05:12 PM (wBaIH)

111 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (uTKQI)

112 92 Jessiva Tarlov is having an orgasm over Kamala.

I did too.

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (og5mY)

113 I think he's resigning next month
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:10 PM (IyPmt)

I know a replacement can be announced immediately after the resignation is accepted, but what does NJ state law say in regards to scheduling a special election for the remaining term of office?

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (rj6Yv)

114 Project 2025 will make it a federal crime for a woman to experience joy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (+myjY)

115 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you it sounds like fingernails on chalkboard.

Posted by: ALH at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (xJEPL)

116 I wonder if Cackles and Cankles will campaign together?

They can call it the Hyenasport Tour.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

117 Yeah, well I'm a woman and I can't stand that cackle.. What does that tell you about me ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:11 PM (IyPmt)
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You have internalized the patriarchal sentiment that women don't deserve joy. You're self-hating, jeeze.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:14 PM (krQz2)

118 >>"When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

Joy. Like Lemon Fresh Joy?

Awesome.
Because those Dishes ain't going to wash themselves, Sugartits.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 05:14 PM (un7P+)

119 111 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (uTKQI)

I agree... Must be nice to own the media

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:14 PM (IyPmt)

120 >>> 110 Didn't Menendez also bang child prostitutes, like any other Democrat in good standing?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2024 05:12 PM (wBaIH)

Menendez conviction for bribery : Menendez and child prostitutes :: Hunter conviction for bad paperwork : Hunter and influence peddling

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 05:14 PM (VavZF)

121 Project 2025 will make it a federal crime for a woman to experience joy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (+myjY)
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So female circumcision to bring in the Muzzies?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:15 PM (krQz2)

122 80 I try to be helpful, especially since 90% of my posts are in the “sarcasm”, “cynical but funny”, or “puns” buckets.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Other major HQ buckets:

4. Wry observation
5. Cheeky bon mot
6. Risque humor
7. Failed haiku
8. Clever portmanteau
9. Difficult-to-follow metaphor
10. Sardonic understatement
Posted by: Cicero

This one was three pages after the "harlot table," if I recall correctly.
Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 05:04 PM (DgGvY)

"He used ... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks -- dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:15 PM (wzAuc)

123 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (uTKQI)

It just shows how light on your feet you can be when you're unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:15 PM (+myjY)

124 "He used ... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks -- dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire."
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:15 PM (wzAuc)
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DINSDALE!

Posted by: Spiny Norman at July 23, 2024 05:15 PM (7fElN)

125 >>So female circumcision to bring in the Muzzies?

Not without an Excise Tax.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 05:16 PM (un7P+)

126 It just shows how light on your feet you can be when you're unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:15 PM (+myjY)

have we seen her feet ? Bet they have hairy toes, like hobbit feet

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:16 PM (NtVYv)

127 Because you're a knob, Bob
You'll need a new job, Bob

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 05:16 PM (Aqu9a)

128 I tip Door Dash and the Pizza Guy with gold bullion. Of course, the mail man and garbage man get an ounce or two at Christmas time.
Posted by: Big Spender at July 23, 2024 05:11 PM

Moo Moo. Is that you?

Posted by: Beartooth at July 23, 2024 05:16 PM (UEmMT)

129 That maniacal laugh has nothing to do with joy and everything to do with being an imbecile

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:16 PM (IyPmt)

130 112 92 Jessiva Tarlov is having an orgasm over Kamala.

I did too.
Posted by: Willie Brown at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (og5mY)

Yeah, but who had to clean it up?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (+myjY)

131 "Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee."

In a gym that only holds 3000.

It's a miracle. Does she do loaves and fishes as well?

Posted by: Gosport at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (7PUnr)

132 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (uTKQI)
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With no more drama than accounting moves.

Shift these delegates over into that column, these funds into that column.

And a lot of donors who held off funding Joe's campaign, have decided that they can send that money in now.

That's all that's happened.

But try telling a Dem voter *anything*.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (krQz2)

133 See? SEE? NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!

Posted by: leftists at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (VavZF)

134 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
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Friggin' idiot. Harris's laugh is unbelievably grating.

My wife's laugh is delightful. I love that I can still make her laugh at my dumb Dad jokes after all these years.

So try again, you dumb bint. (I'm guessing Shannon does not laugh much)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (Ad8y9)

135 Moo Moo was rich???

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)

136 Does Dying Joe have any regrets?

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (JLq/1)

137 Voters?

We don' need no steenkeen VOTERS!

Posted by: The Dems at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (+myjY)

138 Project 2025 will make it a federal crime for a woman to experience joy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (+myjY)

If God had wanted women to experience spicy-time pleasures, He would have equipped them with a pleasure button of some sort.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (Aqu9a)

139 Moo Moo was rich???
Posted by: tubal

A veritable dental floss tycoon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (IG4Id)

140 Project 2025 will make it a federal crime for a woman to experience joy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (+myjY)

Finally!

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (c0WMX)

141 What does it say about me that I don't appreciate her speeches that sound like a high-schooler who got high instead of practicing their speech?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (krQz2)

142 >>> 137 Voters?

We don' need no steenkeen VOTERS!
Posted by: The Dems at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (+myjY)

Duh.

Posted by: 81 million ballots at July 23, 2024 05:19 PM (VavZF)

143 136 Does Dying Joe have any regrets?
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (JLq/1)

He Did It Hiiiis Waaaay…

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:19 PM (PCK5/)

144 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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She got some YooToob ads out toot sweet as well. I dunno about teevee, as I don't watch any.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:19 PM (iZbyp)

145 144 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

One might think this was planned...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (IyPmt)

146 Donald Trump is also a convicted felon, but hypocritically stays in the presidential race.

Posted by: Sid at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (QeZNe)

147 >>> 144 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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She got some YooToob ads out toot sweet as well. I dunno about teevee, as I don't watch any.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:19 PM (iZbyp)

Cackles showed up on a channel I watch, which doesn't have *that* many subscribers.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (VavZF)

148 Moo Moo was rich???
Posted by: tubal

A veritable dental floss tycoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (IG4Id)

Moo Moo gave us all an exciting peek into an opulent lifestyle we could never hope to experience ourselves. He was too good for this place.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (+myjY)

149 I did not know Bryson DeChambeau golfs with special needs senior citizens. He is working with a mentally retarded old man today.

Posted by: Deep State Coconut at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (ywphJ)

150 Sid.

Putting the Tard in 'What a Fucking Retard' for 10+ years.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (un7P+)

151 139 Moo Moo was rich???
Posted by: tubal

A veritable dental floss tycoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (IG4Id)

Honestly did not remember his wealthiness… I think there are a couple of other commenters who are though…

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (PCK5/)

152 2/3 of the senate would be 66 votes. You already have 49.

So, you just need 17 Dems to agree.

Don't kid yourself - Menendez resigned BECAUSE they had the 17 Dem votes they needed.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 23, 2024 05:21 PM (nLFEI)

153 Mercy ! Who tipped over the shithouse ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:21 PM (NtVYv)

154 Moo Moo was rich???

He had a Brinks truck on standby.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 23, 2024 05:21 PM (mH6SG)

155 Wonder what kind of laugh springs fourth while holding the football?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2024 05:21 PM (J8LnB)

156 Oliver Darcy was floating a straw man last night. He was saying that backing Obama and the rest of the party against Joe proved that the media wasn't biased toward Joe.

Nobody said that the press weren't party members first, and were biased toward Joe when he was thought, on balance, to serve the party's interest.

I don't think anybody on the conservative side tried to paint the press as all Biden-bitter-enders.

Something pops into these peoples' heads so it comes out their mouths.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:21 PM (krQz2)

157 Until you get 'shibboleth' in the conversation your not there yet.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (PFkF2)

158 Posted by: Sid at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (QeZNe)

Wait. Did Trump ever speak up against convicted felons running for president? I don't think so!

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (+myjY)

159 It's too "hard" to call for a vote. It's exhausting, what with the saying the words yea or nay.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (nLFEI)

160 Moo Moo was rich???
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:17 PM (PCK5/)

He didn't tell you??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (Ad8y9)

161 Moo Moo was back in the Chemjeff/Amish Dude era, yes??

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (PCK5/)

162 The Politburo is pleased

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (NtVYv)

163 They are gonna make Kammy president. I can't believe they would make me pine for the halcyon days of Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (d9LQi)

164 Any chance the FBI left some of the gold behind?

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (PFkF2)

165 The cat has commandeered my desk chair so I guess I'm done working for the day.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (iZbyp)

166 President Harris, everyone!

Please clap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (d9LQi)

167 We haven't seen nutty MUMR lately either

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (NtVYv)

168 Moo Moo was rich???
Posted by: tubal

A veritable dental floss tycoon.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:18 PM (IG4Id)

Moo Moo gave us all an exciting peek into an opulent lifestyle we could never hope to experience ourselves. He was too good for this place.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:20 PM (+myjY)

Creme de la creme of opulance!

Posted by: Robin Leach, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (Aqu9a)

169 The Politburo is pleased

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (NtVYv)
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My wife still thinks Kamala's only the pick until the convention.

My wife is smart, but I don't know about that.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (krQz2)

170 "When women tell you they don’t like President Trump’s tweets, they’re telling you men - all men - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (XHf/U)

171 165 The cat has commandeered my desk chair so I guess I'm done working for the day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (iZbyp)

Is his name Toonces??? Does he drive??

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (PCK5/)

172 I hate the cackling cunt and her laugh because she's a sleazy corrupt slut.

The alleged "patriarchy has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (4XwPj)

173 What kinda sentence is Menendez looking at?

I could see him making a comeback in a decade.

Because... New Jersey.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

174 So people who were gonna vote for Trump "supposedly" in the battleground states are now gonna just magically switch to a cackling imbecile ? I don't buy it.. It 's the same damned policies that the public claims to hate.. On steroids with Kamala

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (IyPmt)

175 Wait. Did Trump ever speak up against convicted felons running for president? I don't think so!

*snort*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (+myjY)
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No concept of what words mean, just how they are leveraged *IF* they were to apply.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (krQz2)

176 I usually think my wife is pretty smart… then I look in the mirror…

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (PCK5/)

177 Until you get 'shibboleth' in the conversation your not there yet.
Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:22 PM (PFkF2)

Siobhan dealt mainly in shibboleths.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (Aqu9a)

178 Life In D.C. with David Attenborough.

https://is.gd/v1haCs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (L/fGl)

179 He can just run again, win, and return [once he's early-released] just like the Senate Page f#cker.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (wse2C)

180 "When women tell you they don’t like President Trump’s tweets, they’re telling you men - all men - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (XHf/U)
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They want to date him.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:26 PM (krQz2)

181 My wife is smart, but I don't know about that.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (krQz2)

I would say that's not a bad bet, you never know what those clowns will pull

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 05:26 PM (NtVYv)

182 Will Governor Ferret Face appoint his wife to tge Senate??

Maybe.... she certainly wants the job.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 23, 2024 05:26 PM (1ILlY)

183 The cat has commandeered my desk chair so I guess I'm done working for the day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (iZbyp)

I'll have to try that with my boss. "Sorry, Bob, Scout took my spot. She's daring me to move her."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:26 PM (Ad8y9)

184 They want the illusion of unity and unanimity and the press can help with that.

The money guys, and 3 months is an eternity, however. Let's see how long they can hold the line. This is quite the epic dumpster fire. Hours, maybe!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 23, 2024 05:26 PM (Nuidk)

185
In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

================

Sugar high. Wait a bit and see what happens when ... what am I saying? When she starts doing interviews? Press conferences? Nevermind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 23, 2024 05:26 PM (I87yH)

186 Project 2025 will bring back lawn darts and make them mandatory.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (cf/0E)

187 I’ve noticed that about Good even more so lately. There very little distinction in the media anymore. Thank goodness for this place. I came for the snark but stayed for the news

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (RcNgc)

188 The cat has commandeered my desk chair so I guess I'm done working for the day.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (iZbyp)

Is his name Toonces??? Does he drive??
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:24 PM (PCK5/)

Warm. And soft.

Will murder the ape creature at a later date.

Posted by: The Cat at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (D+Uxb)

189 All my life, I've been waiting for my ship to come in, and here it is! The Queen Mary!

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (CV8a5)

190 To be fair, America has Kamala to thank for its secure southern border.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (+myjY)

191 Loved me some Lawn Jarts…

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (PCK5/)

192 I believe Kamala is on a suicide mission to save down ballot races.

Though, I do wonder if the DNC thinks the female POC card will work to get Kamala elected.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

193 Points finger. Ha Ha..
-Ralph from the Simpsons

166 President Harris, everyone!

Please clap.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 05:23 PM (d9LQi

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (szWen)

194 Project 2025 will bring back lawn darts and make them mandatory.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (cf/0E)

I'm in!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (Aqu9a)

195 190 To be fair, America has Kamala to thank for its secure southern border.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (+myjY)

No mention of that anymore.. Or the assassination attempt on Trump.. It's all Trump will destroy democracy and felon now...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:28 PM (IyPmt)

196 Though, I do wonder if the DNC thinks the female POC card will work to get Kamala elected.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)

Of course not. Cheating their asses off will.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:29 PM (uTKQI)

197 Project 2025 will bring back lawn darts and make them mandatory.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (cf/0E)
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Saw a buffoon on X--just your run-of-the-mill buffoon--Sid-ish--suggest that Elon was really stupid because Trump wants to ban electric cars.

And that guy votes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:29 PM (krQz2)

198 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."

-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
---
Yet you consistently settle for a super pack of AA batteries and cats ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 05:29 PM (Z+AOe)

199 All of a sudden the most unpopular woman in America is popular
Who could have guessed that?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 05:29 PM (fwDg9)

200 Project 2025 will bring back lawn darts and make them mandatory.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (cf/0E)

I'm in!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2024 05:27 PM (Aqu9a)
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Main, you sell out cheap! At least get them to toss in a weekly bottle rocket war.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 05:29 PM (tT6L1)

201 Is his name Toonces??? Does he drive??
Posted by: tubal
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Heh. He's too lazy to drive.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 23, 2024 05:29 PM (iZbyp)

202 I believe Kamala is on a suicide mission to save down ballot races.

The Dems are huffing their own farts right now as the media and pundits wax ecstatic about the unique human prodigy that is Kamala. The farts won't smell so great when she starts to open her yap.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (+myjY)

203 The media know her weaknesses just like Biden's, and they will cover them up until it becomes unsustainable, like in a debate. The moderators and ground rules are more important in this one because even the most friendly couldn't have covered up for Joe on June 27. They are going to be all in making sure she doesn't face plant.

Think how much Hillary must be fuming right now. She spent decades suffering Bill's humiliations in the pursuit of power and still didn't get the big prize. Kamala sucks Willie Brown's dick and is in the catbird's seat.

Posted by: the dandy at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (L+5ng)

204 Wasn't Obama & Michelle rumored to be behind Kamala in 2020?

I seem to remember that.

This Kamala Plan isn't going to go any better this time around.

I also remember Biden saying in 2019 or 20 that he was only going to serve one term. That got memory-holed until that press conference the other week when a reporterette asked him about it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

205 Did chastity belts make the final Project 2025 cut? I hope it's still in there.

Posted by: Throwback To Neanderthal Man at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (CV8a5)

206 I still remember when my grandfather bought us a set of lawn darts and told us to go play in the field that was in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (uTKQI)

207 Didn't Menendez also bang child prostitutes, like any other Democrat in good standing?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2024 05:12
*****
We're all waiting for Senor Garland to come pay us to testify.

Posted by: A Roomfull of Dominican Underaged girls at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (PFkF2)

208 Project 2025 will put Huckleberry Finn in every classroom. The character with the offensive name shall be replaced with "Faggot Jim".

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 05:30 PM (cf/0E)

209 Fox news polling is even worse, than their website and Cable channel. They suck

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (YCxFk)

210 Zelensky seems to have sense change in the wind. He is now calling for an end to the war as quick as possible.

Funny that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (LkLld)

211 Lawn Darts are for pussies.

Real men used Clackers ©®!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (wse2C)

212 Dude...

@mikandynothem 30m
Prime Minister Bibi @netanyahu and President Trump together again.
Give me a 👍 if you can not wait for the reuniting of this dynamic duo!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (IG4Id)

213 Menendez will be back at some point. That criminal record, in the dem party, is considered a resume enhancer.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (hKoQL)

214 the Tranny at Mr Beast has left, because of DMing kids and inappropriate conversations, Big surprise I know. He needs to disinvest from MRBEAST media or else he's still raking in the money

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (FCrpy)

215 The cackle in and of itself is not what's most annoying. It's that it's often her go-to when she doesn't have an answer she should have. She uses it to deflect from her ill-preparedness and to trivialize issues that are not trivial. She's incredibly ignorant.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (wzAuc)

216 When they're right, they're right. Black Lives Matter speaks . . .

https://is.gd/7yBRpA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (L/fGl)

217 I meant Fox, not good

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (4Tt4z)

218 210 Zelensky seems to have sense change in the wind. He is now calling for an end to the war as quick as possible.

Funny that.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (LkLld)

I wonder if that little bastard will ever get his just deserts???

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (PCK5/)

219 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

https://tinyurl.com/2sy7mvsk

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 05:33 PM (6pJKE)

220 I believe Kamala is on a suicide mission to save down ballot races.

Though, I do wonder if the DNC thinks the female POC card will work to get Kamala elected.
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"Safe" blue seats are in danger.
A lot less ballots needed to cheat on those.
Deep blue precincts in inner cities can provide.
But only if there is a ballpark plausibility.
They can buffalo the sympathetic judge in those precincts it's possible they voted 99% for Harris, the sista.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 05:33 PM (Z+AOe)

221 Somebody was on here last week claiming that they had "debunked" the 12 million short of DJT stock.

I found out that while Austin and the press were telling us it was a "mistake", it wasn't revised to the "real number" until Monday. They "explained" it to us on Sunday, when *nothing* had changed. It was still sitting as 12 million puts.

It's like when my son gets the idea that I forgot his birthday, and I go to the store early Monday and pick something up.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:33 PM (krQz2)

222 The cackle in and of itself is not what's most annoying. It's that it's often her go-to when she doesn't have an answer she should have. She uses it to deflect from her ill-preparedness and to trivialize issues that are not trivial. She's incredibly ignorant.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (wzAuc)

Never working to be prepared is the hallmark of a lazy hack of a lawyer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:33 PM (+myjY)

223 Project 2025 will make bottle-rocket battles a compulsory high school PE sport.

Also smear the queer
And in the winter, king of the hill
Oh, and drinking from garden hoses, taking your bike off sweet jumps and swatting at hornet's nests
Also, opening car doors for your lady
Men will wear sport coats, women will wear sun dresses.
Boys will have sling-shots in their back pockets and build forts
Girls will play with dolls and make said boys serve tea.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:34 PM (Ad8y9)

224 Using vaginal dilators can be very effective in helping to keep your vagina open and more elastic, Hillary.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 05:34 PM (aDfdT)

225 The cackle in and of itself is not what's most annoying. It's that it's often her go-to when she doesn't have an answer she should have. She uses it to deflect from her ill-preparedness and to trivialize issues that are not trivial. She's incredibly ignorant.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (wzAuc)
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That's all part of denying women joy.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:34 PM (krQz2)

226 Note that Democrats did not vote to eject Menendez, as the craven Republicans did with George Santos, whose "crimes" were a pittance compared to this venal animal's.
______
We had to protect the purity of our Party's name.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 05:34 PM (1bNHn)

227 If every other Democrat would just vote twice, that would be about what they got in 2020.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:34 PM (PFkF2)

228 I think the last time I tuned to something on The Fox News Channel was in 2008.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at July 23, 2024 05:35 PM (90TP9)

229 The cackle in and of itself is not what's most annoying. It's that it's often her go-to when she doesn't have an answer she should have. She uses it to deflect from her ill-preparedness and to trivialize issues that are not trivial. She's incredibly ignorant.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (wzAuc)

Never working to be prepared is the hallmark of a lazy hack of a lawyer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

I'm still laughing over the response to Chuckie's endorsement of Blow-Job Kamala - silence.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 05:35 PM (VNX3d)

230 In the last too Prez elections, 16 and 20, all of the swing Senate races, went to the party that won the electorals in that state.

No way the Toe wins Ohio or Montana. Tester and Sherrod Brown are goners

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:35 PM (YCxFk)

231 206 I still remember when my grandfather bought us a set of lawn darts and told us to go play in the field that was in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

My grampa used a bench grinder to hone the points to needle-like sharpness.

Posted by: Tilly's Punctured Romance at July 23, 2024 05:35 PM (CV8a5)

232 Lawn Darts are for pussies.

Real men used Clackers ©®!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (wse2C)
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Between their legs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:35 PM (krQz2)

233 161 Moo Moo was back in the Chemjeff/Amish Dude era, yes??
Posted by: tubal
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Depends, some believe that Moo Moo when banned became Joe Xiden, then when banned again, became another nic who I forget now but banned again just recently.

Certain tells, like scoggie doggiem, always end out revealing retread banned nics.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:36 PM (RcRst)

234 If there is a debate, and doubt that, the after report from media will talk about how painful kumwhalla was afterwads.

Posted by: Eromero at July 23, 2024 05:36 PM (LHPAg)

235 They won’t even allow tetherball or dodgeball anymore… what a Beta world…

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:36 PM (PCK5/)

236 Did chastity belts make the final Project 2025 cut? I hope it's still in there.

Project 2025 was amended at the last minute. Instead of chastity belts, the ladies will all have to wear electric fence dog collars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 23, 2024 05:36 PM (+myjY)

237 Ingraham, and Hannity are paycheck whores, who give Fox some cred with conservatives at night. Waters too.

But they are cons by the Murdoch's and Ryan

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:37 PM (YCxFk)

238 216 When they're right, they're right. Black Lives Matter speaks . . .

https://is.gd/7yBRpA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (L/fGl)

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The DNC Convention... in Chicago... in August...
is gonna be lit.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 23, 2024 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

239 Did you see the tape of Joe on the ~~reco-~~call with Kamala?

I think Kevin did it better in Home Alone.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:37 PM (krQz2)

240 It's like when my son gets the idea that I forgot his birthday, and I go to the store early Monday and pick something up.
Posted by: Axeman

We both know that options and futures expire. Mostly on Fridays. Can we all go back to the days of just knowing shit happens for no particular reason at all?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:37 PM (IG4Id)

241 >>> 221 Somebody was on here last week claiming that they had "debunked" the 12 million short of DJT stock.

I found out that while Austin and the press were telling us it was a "mistake", it wasn't revised to the "real number" until Monday. They "explained" it to us on Sunday, when *nothing* had changed. It was still sitting as 12 million puts.

It's like when my son gets the idea that I forgot his birthday, and I go to the store early Monday and pick something up.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:33 PM (krQz2)

It was someone in the Cincinnati office, just a little oopsie, why are you making a big deal out of it?

Posted by: Austin Private Wealth at July 23, 2024 05:38 PM (VavZF)

242 Extreme Hakeem and Chuck U. Schumer.

Riley Rogerson
@riley_rogerson
Chuck Schumer at his presser with Hakeem Jeffries:
“Now that the process has played out from the grassroots, bottom up, we are here today to throw our support behind Vice President Kamala Harris.”

-
Grassroots? That doesn't even count as Astroturf!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

243 And in the winter, king of the hill
--------
I'm the king of the castle
And you're the dirty asshole!
[Not knowing that the real rhyme used "vassal"!]

And tackle British Bulldog in the snow [even when it was just an inch covering the asphalt schoolyard].

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 05:38 PM (wse2C)

244 Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (PCK5/)

I think you may be being a bit hard on yourself . None of who are over 29 look exactly like we did ***mumble mumble *** years ago and from this site you are a smart and kindly man with a a deep faith and concern for others . I'm sure your wife has very clear vision.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 05:38 PM (tjXP4)

245 dodgeball anymore… what a Beta world…
Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:36 PM (PCK5/)

In my school it was called battle-ball. A lot of male teachers were veterans in my day.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:38 PM (Ad8y9)

246 Wasn't that Crenshaw guy a spokesmodel for lawn darts?

Posted by: Linz Minyuk at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (CV8a5)

247 Someone could make bank on a Kamela doll that cackles every time you pat her on the head.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (PFkF2)

248 Chris Christie is pasty, beached, hates Trump, and is available!
Posted by: ShainS
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He just embarrassed himself on the View apparently. He has pretty much painted himself into being typecast as the GOP critic pissing inside the tent for the media's fun and pleasure to watch him dance. Pathetic really.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (RcRst)

249 Ted Cruz is the only GOP held Senate seat in 2024, that may be less than a double digit win.

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (YCxFk)

250 Extreme Hakeem and Chuck U. Schumer.

Riley Rogerson
@riley_rogerson
Chuck Schumer at his presser with Hakeem Jeffries:
“Now that the process has played out from the grassroots, bottom up, we are here today to throw our support behind Vice President Kamala Harris.”

==

and grassroots are like , "WTF??!! we gave our vote to Biden !"

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (V13WU)

251 I don't know the meaning of the word hypocrite!

Now "$3 back alley handy," Yeah. I got that down pat.

Posted by: Sid at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (hqVaF)

252 The cackle in and of itself is not what's most annoying. It's that it's often her go-to when she doesn't have an answer she should have. She uses it to deflect from her ill-preparedness and to trivialize issues that are not trivial. She's incredibly ignorant.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:32 PM (wzAuc)
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That's all part of denying women joy.
Posted by: Axeman

I deny them my vital essence.

Posted by: Zombie General Jack Ripper at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (vcOmj)

253 248. Yes Whig, the only one fatter than Behar that day

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (YCxFk)

254 Wasn't that Crenshaw guy a spokesmodel for lawn darts?
Posted by: Linz Minyuk at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (CV8a5)
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BB guns.

Posted by: Ralphie at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (krQz2)

255 >>> 248 Chris Christie is pasty, beached, hates Trump, and is available!
Posted by: ShainS
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He just embarrassed himself on the View apparently. He has pretty much painted himself into being typecast as the GOP critic pissing inside the tent for the media's fun and pleasure to watch him dance. Pathetic really.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:39 PM (RcRst)

I'm wondering if he was the fattest on the set, or not...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (VavZF)

256 It's battle bots.

Posted by: Joetatoe at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (PFkF2)

257 dodgeball anymore… what a Beta world…
Posted by: tubal

In my school it was called battle-ball. A lot of male teachers were veterans in my day.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

And Smear the Queer is right out!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (5Seyi)

258 Did the Babylon Bee comment on this mysterious project 25, that the deep state made up ??

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (V13WU)

259 FenSon should look at golf course grounds crew jobs.

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (iNp3L)

260
I'm wondering if he was the fattest on the set, or not...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM

Toss up between he and Whoopie

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (IyPmt)

261 Fen, you are very kind, and generous… but I am not really very much.. Or, to quote Gandalf… “ After all, you are really only a little Fellow.. in a big world”.. words to live by.

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

262 Santos was kicked out of normal Dem House seat. Menedez kicked out slum Dem State, with a marxist Governor

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (YCxFk)

263 Project 2025 will inspect meat factories, but instead of a "maximum glass shards" it will be a minimum. Food is going to tingle again!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (cf/0E)

264 221 Somebody was on here last week claiming that they had "debunked" the 12 million short of DJT stock.

I found out that while Austin and the press were telling us it was a "mistake", it wasn't revised to the "real number" until Monday. They "explained" it to us on Sunday, when *nothing* had changed. It was still sitting as 12 million puts.

It's like when my son gets the idea that I forgot his birthday, and I go to the store early Monday and pick something up.
Posted by: Axeman

Fact checking is finding a minute error in the original statements and using that to disqualify the entire statement. Similar to douchebags that use trivialities about personal characteristics to disqualify whatever they say.

Lazy heuristic for midwits.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:42 PM (RcRst)

265 256 It's battle bots.
Posted by: Joetatoe at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (PFkF2)

Love Battle Bots

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

266 So I see Kamel Toe is bragging about some Invest.gov site where you can find out how much money she's going to save you.

Its mostly give aways to illegals but I check groceries and Kamala is going to lower my grocery bill by $2k. How? She doesn't say. I suspect its by collapsing the economy to the point there is no food to buy...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2024 05:42 PM (oZhjI)

267 Project 25 sounds like a coupon. Redeemable online.

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (V13WU)

268 That's all part of denying women joy.
Posted by: Axeman

I deny them my vital essence.
Posted by: Zombie General Jack Ripper at July 23, 2024 05:40 PM (vcOmj)
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And your precious bodily fluids?

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (krQz2)

269 FenSon should look at golf course grounds crew jobs.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet

Just tell him to stay away from Carl Spackler and the gophers.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (VNX3d)

270
School boys will take mandatory training in flint knapping and proper use of an atlatl.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (xG4kz)

271 At least Fox fired Stirewalt.

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (YCxFk)

272 253 248. Yes Whig, the only one fatter than Behar that day
Posted by: Jonah
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Guess the weight reduction surgery did not work out for him.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (RcRst)

273 1/2 the people here can throw together a website with a calculator. that will show you ..well pretty much anything you want !

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)

274 266 So I see Kamel Toe is bragging about some Invest.gov site where you can find out how much money she's going to save you.

Why didn't they do that the almost 4 years "they" were in power ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

275 In all this excitement it looks like Joetatoe's Francis Scott Key Bridge funding is slipping through the grates into the drink.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:45 PM (PFkF2)

276 I'm wondering if he was the fattest on the set, or not...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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I guess he is not to the point where a crane has to drop him into place so there is that.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:45 PM (RcRst)

277 1/2 the people here can throw together a website with a calculator. that will show you ..well pretty much anything you want !

Posted by: runner at July 23, 2024 05:44 PM (V13WU)
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Liars figure, as they say.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:45 PM (krQz2)

278
Drudge Report has gone Beatles + Elivis + Moon Landing over Kamala. Hilarious if you like bad propaganda.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 05:45 PM (j4U/Z)

279 FenSon should look at golf course grounds crew jobs.
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet

Just tell him to stay away from Carl Spackler and the gophers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Or maybe caddie for The Dali Llama. Big hitter, the Llama.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 05:46 PM (5Seyi)

280 Yes Whig, the only one fatter than Behar that day
Posted by: Jonah
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Guess the weight reduction surgery did not work out for him.
Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:43 PM (RcRst)

Hell, his melon is three stone, easy. Like a mardi gras head filled with nougat.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:46 PM (Ad8y9)

281 Longtime Chicago Dem Strategist on the radio today, saying the Dems know they already lost the Senate. Manchin retiring destroyed their chances. They House is where they are hoping to Take, but Kamala is too far left for the swing house seats

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:46 PM (YCxFk)

282 Drudge Report has gone Beatles + Elivis + Moon Landing over Kamala. Hilarious if you like bad propaganda.
Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 05:45 PM (j4U/

And she has/had an even lower approval rating than Joe.. Amazing what running for President will do for your popularity

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (IyPmt)

283 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke. They rushed him back to DE from LV , the trip took only 3 hrs, AF1 was flying so fast.

cf. Benny Johnson

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (FiN1z)

284 Hell, his melon is three stone, easy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:46 PM (Ad8y9)
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He could lose 60 pounds of ugly fat overnight.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (krQz2)

285 Holy shit...I've never seen such rapid and delusional messaging spread through the Left since "Republicans outraged by Obama's Tan Suit".

Seriously, every other DU thread is about how Trump is terrified or afraid of Kamala. Mainstream media reports are about how he's scared of her. There's a variety of reasons, but the best is "Trump regrets his VP pick because he now has a real woman voter problem with Kamala leading the Dem ticket."

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (B3pV/)

286 The government can just quit taxing us now because the derivative of the descent into national bankruptcy is now a rounding error.

So who cares if Menendez was bribed? It doesn't matter now.

Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (PFkF2)

287 211 Lawn Darts are for pussies.

Real men used Clackers ©®!

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 23, 2024 05:31 PM (wse2C)
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.... wait .... Copper Clackers Caper?

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #36 at July 23, 2024 05:48 PM (qfLjt)

288 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke. They rushed him back to DE from LV , the trip took only 3 hrs, AF1 was flying so fast.

cf. Benny Johnson
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (FiN1z)
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They were saying last night that they didn't know if he was going to survive the night.

No news this morning, so I guess the Joetato is still growing roots.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:48 PM (krQz2)

289 283 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke. They rushed him back to DE from LV , the trip took only 3 hrs, AF1 was flying so fast.

cf. Benny Johnson
Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (FiN1z)

That has been my thought all along, kallisto. It would explain much… I doubt that it will be a Fetterman Stroke…

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (PCK5/)

290 Project 2025 will also bring back Click Clacks. Those plastic balls you smash together until they shatter.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (1FWWQ)

291 Will Cindy McCain and Orca, endorse Kameltoe?

Daughter Orca always states she is pro life, but then votes for Late Term abort candidates. C$nts

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (YCxFk)

292 They didn't convict him of bribery. They take bribes themselves.

He fell out of favor with Barry O or they wanted his Seat. I know he voted against Iran and Cuba, Obama's favorite dictatorships.

Besides America and Ukraine, I mean.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (wPk0A)

293 In any OTHER world...Trump shooting a 22 strokes under par, on 18holes, while every stroke was filmed, carding a 50. Then donating $10k per STROKE under to Wounded Warriors would be at least MENTIONED on the News. Particularly as it was played with Archambeau, one of the worlds best golfers.
(If they do mention it I'll bet they make a yuuuuge deal about it being played from the Ladies Tees)

Posted by: birdog at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (lWs+l)

294 Project 2025 will also bring back Click Clacks. Those plastic balls you smash together until they shatter.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (1FWWQ)
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Or catch you in the nuts.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (krQz2)

295 … what a Beta world…
Posted by: tubal

--

It started with using mattresses for the pole vault.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:50 PM (wzAuc)

296 Another one bites the dust
Hey hey

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2024 05:50 PM (v0R5T)

297 >>> "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."
-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

What was the name of that lady on Friends with the annoying laugh, Janice? Kamala has a Janice laugh. Nails on a chalkboard.

It's not sexist, women hate it too.

Posted by: LizLem at July 23, 2024 05:50 PM (Eng1Z)

298 Will Cindy McCain and Orca, endorse Kameltoe?

Daughter Orca always states she is pro life, but then votes for Late Term abort candidates. C$nts

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM (YCxFk)
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Liz Cheney did last night.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)

299 282 Drudge Report has gone Beatles + Elivis + Moon Landing over Kamala. Hilarious if you like bad propaganda.
Posted by: Auspex
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That will surely help their spiral down into irrelevance as a website. Hasn't been useful since 2017 or so when Drudge got the message of lead or silver. He took the silver and the sweet Google adjacent ad money to take a permanent vacay from the management. Probably happened soon after his dad sold his internet firm as well to the same google adjacent internet ad placement firm.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (RcRst)

300 285. Kamala has a real catholic and white male problem

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (YCxFk)

301 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke. They rushed him back to DE from LV , the trip took only 3 hrs, AF1 was flying so fast.

cf. Benny Johnson
Posted by: kallisto

The worst part of this might be that Loony Loomer was right.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (IG4Id)

302 … what a Beta world…
Posted by: tubal
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Well, we're still testing it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)

303 Project 25: Smear the queer will be an Olympic event.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (L/fGl)

304 So where is Jill?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (w6EFb)

305 The worst part of this might be that Loony Loomer was right.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (IG4Id)
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She seemed to have gotten out in front of everybody.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (krQz2)

306 Liz Cheney, who is pro life and applauded Roe being overturned? Sold her soul

Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (YCxFk)

307 304 So where is Jill?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (w6EFb)

Lurking… always lurking..

Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (PCK5/)

308 Or maybe caddie for The Dali Llama. Big hitter, the Llama.
Posted by: Tonypete

Didn't we find out a few years ago, what the Lama was hitting?

Posted by: Everything Is A Scam at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (CV8a5)

309 But that would require a two-thirds majority vote in the chamber, which can be difficult to achieve among ~~lawmakers~~ career criminals.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (LbnIB)

310 Posted by: tubal at July 23, 2024 05:41 PM (PCK5/)

Brother, you're also self deprecating and real humility is a nice thing. God bless you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (tjXP4)

311 306 Liz Cheney, who is pro life and applauded Roe being overturned? Sold her soul
Posted by: Jonah at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (YCxFk)

Gotta have one to sell it

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (IyPmt)

312 So where is Jill?
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 05:51 PM (w6EFb)
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Either at Joe's hospice

OR

Paris for the Olympics.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:52 PM (krQz2)

313 So where is Jill?
Posted by: Miley

Up a hill with Jack to fetch a pale of water?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (IG4Id)

314 Hell, his melon is three stone, easy. Like a mardi gras head filled with nougat.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
==========
Well he misplaced his balls somewhere about 2016 and since then has been searching everywhere for his lost testosterone. It is always the last place you look I suspect. Probably in Nikki Haley's purse.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (RcRst)

315 So if Joe had a stroke who was that today ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (IyPmt)

316 Got my fingers crossed 🤞

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (fwDg9)

317 293 In any OTHER world...Trump shooting a 22 strokes under par, on 18holes, while every stroke was filmed, carding a 50. Then donating $10k per STROKE under to Wounded Warriors would be at least MENTIONED on the News. Particularly as it was played with Archambeau, one of the worlds best golfers.
(If they do mention it I'll bet they make a yuuuuge deal about it being played from the Ladies Tees)
Posted by: birdog at July 23, 2024 05:49 PM

--

I'm gonna guess that was a captain's choice format, and from the forward tees every par-4 is effectively a par-3 for Rochambeau.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (wzAuc)

318 So where is Jill?
Posted by: Miley

Up a hill with Jack to fetch a pale of water?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (IG4Id)
---
She was willing to help jack off.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (krQz2)

319 304 So where is Jill?
_______

Bruises haven't healed yet.

Posted by: The Banana Republic Monologues at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (qUkBO)

320 I seem to be stuck in South Carolina for the moment but the bloody weather seems to change every five minutes.

It's worse than Florida.

Posted by: The Cat at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (xo8Ar)

321 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke. They rushed him back to DE from LV , the trip took only 3 hrs, AF1 was flying so fast.

cf. Benny Johnson

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (FiN1z)

--------------

I'm envisioning a bloodied Trump pumping his fist into the air meme -- perhaps with his golf course in the background -- and shouting "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (S3x6T)

322 Copper Clackers Caper?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #36 at July 23, 2024 05:48 PM (qfLjt)

I just went to the yootoobs to re-watch the classic Carson-Webb bit. Damn funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (Ad8y9)

323 Down, Kitty. Down.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 05:55 PM (xo8Ar)

324 So if Joe had a stroke who was that today ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (IyPmt)
---
Was there an appearance today?

In that case, I don't know. I just keep track of stories.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:55 PM (krQz2)

325 The worst part of this might be that Loony Loomer was right.

It was a TIA

Charlie Kirk’s LE sources are telling him what they heard on the police scanner

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:55 PM (FiN1z)

326 I seem to be stuck in South Carolina for the moment but the bloody weather seems to change every five minutes.

It's worse than Florida.

Posted by: The Cat at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (xo8Ar)

GSP? Storms are training up I-85.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 05:55 PM (w6EFb)

327 "When men tell you they don’t like Vice President Harris’s laugh, they’re telling you women - all women - don’t deserve joy. I promise, we do."
-- Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

You sound...unburdened from what has been.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2024 05:55 PM (LbnIB)

328 Up a hill with Jack to fetch a pale of water?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (IG4Id)
---
She was willing to help jack off.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (krQz2)

Was she helping Uncle Jack off his horse?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)

329 Was there an appearance today?

In that case, I don't know. I just keep track of stories.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:55 PM (krQz2)

Yes.. He was returning to DC and was taking the big boy stairs on AF 1

Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (IyPmt)

330 Just The News: Pro-Palestinian demonstrators attempt to enter congressional offices ahead of Netanyahu speech

https://tinyurl.com/yc2k3zy5

Insurrection.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (xo8Ar)

331 So where is Jill?
_______

Bruises haven't healed yet.

Posted by: The Banana Republic Monologues at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (qUkBO)

---------------

If she finally appears sans one eye and wearing an eye patch, we'll know that she got the Harry Reid treatment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (S3x6T)

332 315 So if Joe had a stroke who was that today ?
Posted by: It's me donna
======
People that follow video, photos, etc. suspect that Biden has at least one double. I don't have the time nor inclination to wade into that rabbit hole as it doesn't really matter that Biden is room temperature or not. The junta will still make all the decisions as if he was hale and hearty. Just like the good ole days in the late Soviet Union.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (RcRst)

333 I'm envisioning a bloodied Trump pumping his fist into the air meme -- perhaps with his golf course in the background -- and shouting "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet!

+1

Posted by: Billy Squire at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (qZEuM)

334 Who is Loony Loomer?

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:57 PM (FiN1z)

335 Featured music at Trump's next rally: The Stroke by Billy Squier.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:57 PM (krQz2)

336 321 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke. They rushed him back to DE from LV , the trip took only 3 hrs, AF1 was flying so fast.

cf. Benny Johnson

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:47 PM (FiN1z)

--

3 hours, 48 minutes, to be exact, which is an AVERAGE speed of 580 mph in a plane with a max speed of just over 600.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:57 PM (wzAuc)

337 The Bidet has allegedly had a stroke.

Not to be cruel but, how could one tell?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 05:57 PM (5Seyi)

338 Media sure is slobbering over Kamala this afternoon...wait till she does interviews...she's an airhead.

Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2024 05:58 PM (AwYPR)

339 I'm envisioning a bloodied Trump pumping his fist into the air meme -- perhaps with his golf course in the background -- and shouting "Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"
Posted by: ShainS
=========
To Billy Squier's Song?

"I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins is a better golfing song though.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 05:58 PM (RcRst)

340 Media sure is slobbering over Kamala this afternoon.

Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2024 05:58 PM (AwYPR)
---
Just returning the favor...

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:58 PM (krQz2)

341 Oh, weird. My MyRadar app is telling me there was an earthquake west of Abilene, Texas.

4.9.

I think I have a cousin that lives somewhere out in that direction.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 05:58 PM (xo8Ar)

342 Trump shooting a 22 strokes under par,

-
22 under par?!!! That's a pterodactyl!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 23, 2024 05:58 PM (L/fGl)

343 Kallisto are you really asking?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 05:59 PM (fwDg9)

344 I remember Christie looking pretty buff in that baseball uniform, back in the day.

Posted by: Mystery Dream Date at July 23, 2024 05:59 PM (CV8a5)

345 Rochambeau?

Does he kick the other players in the nuts when he wins?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 23, 2024 05:59 PM (eDfFs)

346 Re:
Body double

I have seen at least one, he’s taller than Bidet and much more agile

Also there was a tweet showing a body double getting back into his car in a parking garage

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 05:59 PM (FiN1z)

347
Used to play lawn darts "Jarts" by slinging them over the single-stall garage at each other blind. If you caught it in flight you won the point. Referees laughed their asses off.

Stupid, yes. But nobody called you a pussy playing it.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 05:59 PM (j4U/Z)

348 59 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (7PziG)

Fans of the Cackle- cackle -cackle!!
Posted by: LASue at July 23, 2024 05:00 PM (lCppi)

Unburdening themselves

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 23, 2024 05:59 PM (Rbu5d)

349 343 -

Yes Skip I haven’t really been paying attention

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 06:00 PM (FiN1z)

350 They always use a litany of excuses for why they never actually call a vote.

This isn't complicated.

Call the fucking vote and make Democrats go on record.

They want to keep Menendez? Fine. Make them vote on the record, so they can be targeted for voting to keep a 'convicted felon' in the Senate.

Easiest political layup imaginable, if your aim is to actually defeat Democrats.

Bitch McConnell has made it his mission to never, EVER force a vote that might make Democrats look bad.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at July 23, 2024 06:01 PM (lCHt6)

351 Lawn Dart Chicken was a favorite game growing up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 23, 2024 06:01 PM (qZEuM)

352 Kallisto she has been around a long time. A investigation journalist I guess by trade. I first heard her on radio years ago on shows

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:02 PM (fwDg9)

353 Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

https://tinyurl.com/2sy7mvsk
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 23, 2024 05:33 PM (6pJKE)

Haha, I have a crazy cat that looks just like that.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 06:02 PM (NtVYv)

354 Revolver is also wondering if Sundowner had a medical emergency

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:03 PM (fwDg9)

355 3 hours, 48 minutes, to be exact, which is an AVERAGE speed of 580 mph in a plane with a max speed of just over 600.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:57 PM (wzAuc)

Against the jet stream

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

356 Oh, weird. My MyRadar app is telling me there was an earthquake west of Abilene, Texas.

Five of them today

https://shorturl.at/ooKYP

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2024 06:03 PM (LbnIB)

357 Kallisto continuing
She has had some breaking stories but has also blown a few
No can't remember exactly which for either

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:04 PM (fwDg9)

358 So apparently Haley has nothing to do with the "Haley voters for Harris" PAC....

She's called for them to stop using her name.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 06:04 PM (krQz2)

359 3 hours, 48 minutes, to be exact, which is an AVERAGE speed of 580 mph in a plane with a max speed of just over 600.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 05:57 PM (wzAuc)

Against the jet stream
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 06:03 PM (NtVYv)

Dammnit, I meant not against the jet stream which is pretty weak right now. So yeah, fast

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 06:04 PM (NtVYv)

360 111 In less than 48 hours, Kamala got all the delegates, the money, 2 dozen puff pieces, polls showing her ahead, and is already holding rallies.

Amazing.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 05:13 PM (uTKQI)

It's a of she knew what was fling to happen...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at July 23, 2024 06:05 PM (Rbu5d)

361 Revolver is also wondering if Sundowner had a medical emergency
Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:03 PM (fwDg9)
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It's not completely political because there was a world news org that suggested that Biden was in hospice.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 06:05 PM (krQz2)

362 I'M A PATSY!!!
Posted by: Bob "Bob" Menendez at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM

That transitioning bs isn't going to help him now. People are so over it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 23, 2024 06:07 PM (0HOXn)

363 My hopes are going up, he better not blow this and recover

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:07 PM (fwDg9)

364 Bitch McConnell has made it his mission to never, EVER force a vote that might make Democrats look bad.
Posted by: DudeAbiding
=======
He and his clique of GOPe senators are there for the grift--not for representing their constituents.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 06:07 PM (RcRst)

365
Lawn Darts are for pansies. Real kids want some of our signature toys from Mainway Industries like the Bag O' Vipers, Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk and Invisible Pedestrian.

Posted by: Irwin Mainway at July 23, 2024 06:08 PM (y9nCu)

366 It's not completely political because there was a world news org that suggested that Biden was in hospice.
Posted by: Axeman
======
Frank, his brother, mentioned opaquely that he would get to have Joe around for the time remaining or some such after Joe was forced to withdraw.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 06:08 PM (RcRst)

367 So we didn't actually hear a new words from Sundowner, just see a long distance photo getting on a plane which could be any old guy?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:09 PM (fwDg9)

368 That transitioning bs isn't going to help him now. People are so over it.

Posted by: JuJuBee, fact checker hammered by events at July 23, 2024 06:07 PM (0HOXn)

Dr Pepper out my nose....burns.

Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2024 06:09 PM (AwYPR)

369 Frank, his brother, mentioned opaquely that he would get to have Joe around for the time remaining or some such after Joe was forced to withdraw.

Posted by: whig at July 23, 2024 06:08 PM (RcRst)

Didn't Joe call Frank a drunk?

Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2024 06:10 PM (AwYPR)

370 Are we willowed?

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 06:11 PM (fwDg9)

371 Yes, Skip.

Bastids

Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2024 06:13 PM (5Seyi)

372 450 BREAKING 🚨 The Whitehouse Gets Caught Using Popular AI Voice Cloning Tool @ElevenLabs
To Fake Call To Vice PResident Kamala's HQ Event 💻
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2024 01:13 PM (RHGPo)

Still waiting for the breaking news on AOS regarding this; may not be able to stay up for the breaking news at the rate it's breaking.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 06:16 PM (j4U/Z)

373 328 Up a hill with Jack to fetch a pale of water?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 23, 2024 05:53 PM (IG4Id)
---
She was willing to help jack off.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 05:54 PM (krQz2)

Was she helping Uncle Jack off his horse?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at July 23, 2024 05:56 PM (Ad8y9)
----
She helping Uncle Jack off his horse with Mike Hunt's help.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #37 at July 23, 2024 06:16 PM (qfLjt)

374 Hmm. Eruption at Biscuit Basin in Yellowstone. Timely!

Posted by: t-dubya-d at July 23, 2024 06:30 PM (RjlXJ)

375 Bodycam from Beaver County Emergency Services on the rooftop with the assassin's body

https://x.com/ChuckGrassley/status/
1815875286283538663

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2024 07:03 PM (Ka3bZ)

376 There was a new thread posted over an hour ago:

"Whistleblower: The Secret Service Didn't Post Anyone On that Rooftop Beause... It Was Hot That Day!"

So: LATE NOOD.

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