Mayorkas Stacks Panel Investigating Trump Assassination With Deep State Ringers

Why would you stack the panel with reliable leftwing partisans if you weren't trying to rig the report?

Mayorkas Selects Former DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano for "Independent Security Review" of Trump Assassination Attempt
By Eric Lendrum
July 23, 2024
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas announced his intention to launch an "independent security review" of the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, which will consist of a four-person panel that includes one of his predecessors, Janet Napolitano.

According to the Washington Free Beacon, Mayorkas released a statement on Sunday announcing the creation of the panel. Mayorkas had previously worked for Napolitano while she served as DHS Secretary for the entirety of Barack Obama's first term; she had previously served as Governor of Arizona, and went on to serve as President of the University of California system after her DHS tenure.

Napolitano has long been an opponent of President Trump and his policies. In 2017, she filed a lawsuit against the Trump Administration over its immigration policies. She later claimed on a conference call in 2020 that Trump had "no plan for how to deal with the issues of structural racism that we have seen erupt around the country," and accused Trump of "throwing gasoline on the fire" after a peaceful protest at the United States Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
Another member of the panel will be Mark Filip, a former Department of Justice (DOJ) official who was part of the sweetheart deal that was ultimately granted to convicted sex offender and financier Jeffrey Epstein back in 2008. Also on the panel are Fran Townsend, a former national security official during the George W. Bush Administration, and former University of Maryland police superintendent David Mitchell.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:38 PM

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1 Shocka.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2024 03:37 PM (DTX3h)

2 WHAT A SHOCK!

Posted by: Your winnings, Sir at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (N1DT3)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (K861k)

4 It’s the new Warren Commission. Elizabeth Warren. Honest injun.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (HicSp)

5
A regular Warren Commission of leading intellectual lights.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (xG4kz)

6 Well, since they were the ones who tried to kill him, it makes sense they'd want to control the investigation.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (N1DT3)

7 Swell.

Posted by: harry callahan at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (YG7ho)

8 top.
men.

Posted by: brak at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (NGHTx)

9 Not only that. They threw it together on a Sunday night so SS Director Wobbles could go before congress and use the Ole Line:

"I can't comment on an ongoing investigation."

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (dIske)

10 Was Jamie Gorelick unavailable?

Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (OguvZ)

11 Shocka
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

Shocka Con

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (Dm8we)

12 Ace, I have no doubt they want to rig the report, but I'll bet that at least some of this is typical inside-the-beltway pay-offs. They will get a cushy gig that pays a fat per diem, nice hotels, and probably an hourly rate that would shock our sensibilities.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (d9fT1)

13
We don' know nuffin' 'bout birfin' bullets!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (xG4kz)

14 University of Maryland PD? AYFKM?

Posted by: the dandy at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (L+5ng)

15 If the deep state had tried to take out Trump, but failed by a miracle, what would they do differently than what we've seen over the past week?

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (pZ0Mr)

16 This continued stonewalling really hurts my conspiracy theory that the Democrats are going to throw the election to Trump in order to avoid a civil war if he were to come out with the evidence that they tried to kill him, though.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (N1DT3)

17 They inadequately provided SS to Trump and denied to RFKjr because they wanted those meddlesome politicians dead

Posted by: Avi at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (wvrGn)

18 Tanned, ready and demented.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (HicSp)

19 Was Janet Reno not available for this?

Posted by: Octochicken at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (oCS0o)

20 I've been getting constant spam texts from Harris campaign for two days. I block the numbers but they keep coming. Leave me the fuck alone.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (xPl2J)

21 Listen CIA, next time you teach your asset to shoot center mass.

Posted by: DHS at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (aZYIF)

22 It does not make a difference, they will find nothing and drag this out past the election. What is encouraging is that both republicans and democrats in the house are conducting a real joint investigation into the attempted assassination. Something of substance may actually come from that.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (QNSds)

23 This is how you get the result you want.
See also the Warren Comission.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (xcxpd)

24 If I recall, Nappy is the one who let 9/11 happen.

Good job, everyone.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (M+LWj)

25 19 Was Janet Reno not available for this?
Posted by: Octochicken at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (oCS0o)

I'm still available.

Posted by: Presnit jimmah cahtah at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (TdCzq)

26 A regular Warren Commission of leading intellectual lights.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2024 03:38 PM (xG4kz)

I did my best work there, hiding the truth!

Posted by: Zombie Snarlin' Arlen Spectre at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (K861k)

27 What! No Jamie Gorelick??

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (6mBpS)

28 OT-Legal Insurrection has a picture of Biden supposedly taking the "big boys steps" on AFI. How can anyone even tell that actually IS Biden instead of some double who can do a bit of his uncertain gait leading up to the steps?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (dTTBf)

29 A University cop. They're investigating an attempted assassination and the screw up, not an out of control keg party

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (qejsy)

30 At least they didn't call it a blue-ribbon commission

Posted by: sage of scranton at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (YG7ho)

31 University of Maryland PD? AYFKM?
Posted by: the dandy

Charles Moose had other prior commitments.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (v6JzV)

32 Listen CIA, next time you teach your asset to shoot center mass.
Posted by: DHS at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (aZYIF)

Seems rather apparent now, they could have killed him, had they aimed for the body, but they wanted an exploded head.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (ycHWl)

33 I've been getting constant spam texts from Harris campaign for two days. I block the numbers but they keep coming. Leave me the fuck alone.
Posted by: Mark1971

Ask them hard questions about her record and job performance. They'll never contact you again.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (hB7mE)

34 Findings: Shooter was a disgruntled MAGA. This proves MAGA is inherently violent. We must round up all MAGAs to preserve our democracy.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (JRP2U)

35 I bet the pay and the perks will be awesome.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (un7P+)

36 I feel better already.

Posted by: Peaches at July 23, 2024 03:43 PM (14URa)

37 Those 50 million round of ammo I bought in 09 ain't goona shot them selves!

-Nappy

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 03:43 PM (szWen)

38 And so the cover-up begins.

Posted by: Guy who always thinks cover-ups are beginning at July 23, 2024 03:43 PM (KRtlO)

39 This looks like a job for me.

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at July 23, 2024 03:43 PM (hqVaF)

40 They may be ringers but they aren't dead ringers.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 03:43 PM (lCWOD)

41 They will find the AR-15 guilty of Insurrection.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (un7P+)

42 I remarked about this as soon as the commission was announced and who would be on it.

It's patently absurd.

This is usually how these things go.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (XV/Pl)

43 What! No Jamie Gorelick??
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (6mBpS)

Oh, that's right, she's the 9/11 lady.

Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

44 What's amusing is Mayorkas believes former Bushies will satisfy the right the investigation is legit.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (M1m37)

45 One Word: ~~Plastics~~ Cover-up.

How many illegal aliens will participate?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (YOjqC)

46 What's amusing is Mayorkas believes former Bushies will satisfy the right the investigation is legit.
Posted by: Blake - se

Im sure Dana Perino is pleased.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (CIS44)

47 China brought Hamas and the PLO to Beijing to sign a peace agreement with each other. China stepping into the ME.

https://shorturl.at/VCbB8

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (wqtxH)

48 It's like putting Clarence Vallandingham in charge of investigating the Lincoln assassination.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (v6JzV)

49 Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Allen Dulles at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (P8C8w)

50 Afternoon.

So we can expect a one page report that reads, "Nothing to see here, folks, move along."

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (OI83U)

51 What, Jamie Gorelick is unavailable?

Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (8I4hW)

52 I'll tell you what I'm worried about:

Biden serves out the remainder of his term and his radical advisors go into overdrive ramming Executive Order Fiats through highlighting every leftist nonsense drivel you could imagine. They're pretty much screwed career wise, and this will be their last spiteful effort at our expense.

Second worst scenario. Biden resigns or is forced to depart making Harris acting president....then the Democrats place someone other than Harris as candidate...and she salts the field with leftist nonsense drivel executive orders

Best case scenario. Biden resigns, Harris takes over and becomes the candidate at the convention and is forced to move to the middle disallowing her advisors and mentors the ability to ram Leftist nonsense down our throats.

Posted by: Orson at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (dIske)

53 It's like putting Clarence Vallandingham in charge of investigating the Lincoln assassination.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (v6JzV)

Clement.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

54 Their Power Point Briefing of the "findings" of the Commission, will feature a listing of Bullet Points, just to rub our noses in their lies and perfidy.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (kQgoX)

55 12 Ace, I have no doubt they want to rig the report, but I'll bet that at least some of this is typical inside-the-beltway pay-offs. They will get a cushy gig that pays a fat per diem, nice hotels, and probably an hourly rate that would shock our sensibilities.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

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Also, I think Dems always assume the Rs will do what they do. So they fear Rs getting anywhere near it because they will use it as a political weapon to attack the Harris administration *

* hahahahah I can't believe I just typed that.

Posted by: PFC Obvious at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (v8Xtv)

56 I happy to work with nice Napolitano Lady

Posted by: Elian Gonzales at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (XIkHl)

57 >>> 16 This continued stonewalling really hurts my conspiracy theory that the Democrats are going to throw the election to Trump in order to avoid a civil war if he were to come out with the evidence that they tried to kill him, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (N1DT3)

Why do they need to avoid a civil war, since ~~Brandon~~ Kamala controls all the F-15s?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (VavZF)

58 China brought Hamas and the PLO to Beijing to sign a peace agreement with each other. China stepping into the ME.

https://shorturl.at/VCbB8
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Hamas and the PLO are at odds with each other?

China is trying to assist in making them reinforce each other when they attack Israel?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (hB7mE)

59 They will find the AR-15 guilty of Insurrection.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (un7P+)

-------------

The J13 Commission!

Were Cheney and Kinzinger not available?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (YOjqC)

60 35 I bet the pay and the perks will be awesome.

no doubt yuge and luxurious

Posted by: emmanuel trumpstein at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (oY6Yp)

61 So J6 Committee 2.0. Great.

Posted by: Cheri at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (oiNtH)

62 It's like putting Clarence Vallandingham in charge of investigating the Lincoln assassination.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (v6JzV)

Clement.
Posted by: Oldcat

Thanks for the correction. I thought that looked odd when I was typing it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)

63 Rep. Eli Crane @RepEliCrane

I’m on the roof of the building in Butler, PA where shots were fired in an attempt to assassinate President Trump.
...
Many questions still remain.

“it’s not that steep at all, we have a 70 year old man back here climb up...”

https://tinyurl.com/y63dtwah

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (lCWOD)

64 At this point in time he can do whatever he wants. Mayorkas literally answers to no one.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (hCzfy)

65 What! No Jamie Gorelick??
Posted by: SouthCentralPA at July 23, 2024 03:41 PM (6mBpS)

She's busy licking up the gore leftover from the shooter's remains.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (OI83U)

66 10 Was Jamie Gorelick unavailable?

Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2024 03:39 PM (OguvZ)

Guess I should read first.

Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (8I4hW)

67 The Investigation into Our Failure to Assassinate the Existential Threat to our Power.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (wzAuc)

68 >>> 29 A University cop. They're investigating an attempted assassination and the screw up, not an out of control keg party
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (qejsy)

This needs to be a meme.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (VavZF)

69 Will the Repub House finally step up and be the adults in this investigation?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

(sad face)

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (2ds6i)

70 Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

***

Elian Gonzales

Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (1FWWQ)

71 This whole situation reminds me of the "death of the emperor" scene in "Dark Crystal."

Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (Epeb0)

72 Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

***

Elian Gonzales
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Waco, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (v6JzV)

73 The purpose of this panel is to give the impression of having empaneled a panel, which will isssue a report of conclusions, and then hopefully everybody will just drop it FFS.

iow, theater

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (/7KEl)

74 Did anyone really expect an impartial investigation?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (d9LQi)

75 I happy to work with nice Napolitano Lady
Posted by: Elian Gonzales at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (XIkHl)

I think you meant me...

Posted by: Janet Reno, Arsonist at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (K861k)

76 Ace, I have no doubt they want to rig the report, but I'll bet that at least some of this is typical inside-the-beltway pay-offs. They will get a cushy gig that pays a fat per diem, nice hotels, and probably an hourly rate that would shock our sensibilities.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

---------------

Robert Mueller is tanned, rested, senile, and available!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (YOjqC)

77 Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

***

Elian Gonzales
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (1FWWQ)

That was Janet Reno.

Too many freakin' Janets out there.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (OI83U)

78 This sounds worse than having the FBI do it.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

79 Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

***

Elian Gonzales
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Waco, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (v6JzV)

and "Janet Reno's Dance Party"

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (xPl2J)

80 >>> 47 China brought Hamas and the PLO to Beijing to sign a peace agreement with each other. China stepping into the ME.

https://shorturl.at/VCbB8
Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 23, 2024 03:45 PM (wqtxH)

Xi going to appear finally? and for *this*?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (VavZF)

81 I can't define what a gun is. I'm not an armorer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (BAEGB)

82 Foxes guarding henhouses

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

83
Did you really think he was going to name Dan Bongino?

This is all a distraction from the fake fake Biden rally audio AOS scandal which is growing by the minute.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (j4U/Z)

84 I am dreaming of a future where Julyteenth replaces Independence Day.

Where, on the 13th of July, we Celebrate by throwing Communists out of low flying aircraft while blaring Patriotic Music and launching off fireworks deep into the night.

Posted by: garrett at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (un7P+)

85 Did anyone really expect an impartial investigation?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (d9LQi)

Trump should just say that we will just roll what they find, and all their minutes and notes into the investigation that he will start.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

86 Rig? I think you mean cover-up.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (nIBG7)

87 I think you meant me...
Posted by: Janet Reno

Si, Uncle Janet

Posted by: Elian Gonzales at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (XIkHl)

88 Was Jamie Gorelick not available?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (1FWWQ)

89 This will be just like the Gorelick 9/11 panel.

"Mistakes were made"

No one will go to jail and everyone in the panel will get paid off.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (oZhjI)

90 "Death of the Skeksis Emperor": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCCtFEX7U1k

Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (Epeb0)

91 Official Report Findings....

A paintball game went slightly awry....

Posted by: Stateless at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (jvJvP)

92 So the Deep State tried to assassinate Trump then, when it failed, slipped Biden some drug in Nevada to prove to Biden that the 25th Amendment would be the least of his worries if he stayed in the race.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:51 PM (9aVck)

93 Why isn't Hillary on the list?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 03:51 PM (n17eQ)

94 Clement.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

He did have a point about the general order, but he was still a Democrat, so...disloyal.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 23, 2024 03:52 PM (d9fT1)

95 I happy to work with nice Napolitano Lady
Posted by: Elian Gonzales at July 23, 2024 03:46 PM (XIkHl)

I think you meant me...
Posted by: Janet Reno, Arsonist at July 23, 2024 03:48 PM (K861k)

Right, that's Reno. Napalotano was a Clinton gal too, I think.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:52 PM (SolVH)

96 The U of Maryland had a police superintendent? Wow. I bet they have a SWAT Team.

Posted by: Ciampino - where's my fully automatic rifle like Ukes' at July 23, 2024 03:52 PM (qfLjt)

97 31 Charles Moose had other prior commitments.

charles moose once bit my sister

Posted by: anachronda at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

98 Covering their tracks

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (fwDg9)

99 This looks like a capable team - Mike Johnson

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (/U5Yz)

100 Foxes guarding henhouses
Posted by: Elric Blade

That was the assassination attempt.

This is a blue-ribbon panel of raccoons, coyotes, and snakes investigating just what happened at that henhouse.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (DgGvY)

101 The fox has been hired to investigate the slaughter in the hen-house.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (+H2BX)

102 I've been getting constant spam texts from Harris campaign for two days. I block the numbers but they keep coming. Leave me the fuck alone.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (xPl2J)

----------------

Especially since they already have 1000 "votes" for her recorded under your name.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (YOjqC)

103 He did have a point about the general order, but he was still a Democrat, so...disloyal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
_______

Lincoln: "Must I shoot a simple-minded soldier boy who deserts, while I must not touch a hair of a wiley agitator who induces him to desert?"

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (Dm8we)

104 OT: Biscuit Basin booms:

https://t.ly/TtCQ6

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (dZVON)

105 92 So the Deep State tried to assassinate Trump then, when it failed, slipped Biden some drug in Nevada to prove to Biden that the 25th Amendment would be the least of his worries if he stayed in the race.
___

That tracks.

Appearance in front of friendly crowd in Wisconsin for Kamala shows massive enthusiasm. Cheat will now appear slightly more plausible.

*makes shake weight motion*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (nIBG7)

106 So I suppose I have to be the one to ask the philosophical question but how many flavors does the Horde think Janet Napolitano comes in?

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (OI83U)

107 Coming out into the light after running the government from behind the scenes. I wonder what is prompting this.
Is it like when the employees fuck shit up and the owner of the business has to come out of the office and do manual work?

Hail Hail the gangs all here.

Eric Holder is vetting VP picks
https://tinyurl.com/237s3ddm

Obama is directing traffic behind the scenes.
https://tinyurl.com/2uuyvkk5

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (szWen)

108 Who watches the watchers? Him being in charge guarantees no new facts will be uncovered.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (2xB3Z)

109 "Listen CIA, next time you teach your asset to shoot center mass."

Trump wears a bullet-proof vest.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (+H2BX)

110 A whitewash, then.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (rJ48h)

111 He should put a gold rimmed diamond in that hole.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (lCWOD)

112 88 Was Jamie Gorelick not available?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 23, 2024 03:50 PM (1FWWQ)

Ha, ha.

I was only the third.

Posted by: javems at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (8I4hW)

113 I'm surprised he didn't appoint the Cheatle chick. I hear she's free now.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (v6JzV)

114 Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

***

Elian Gonzales
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Waco, too.

I think that's all Janet Reno, not Napolitano.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (/y8xj)

115 Did anyone really expect an impartial investigation?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

No, we all expected a kevlar fig leaf. Doesn't mean we won't point it out when it happens.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (DgGvY)

116 So I suppose I have to be the one to ask the philosophical question but how many flavors does the Horde think Janet Napolitano comes in?
Posted by: Robert
......

Two:
1. fish
2. bullshit

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

117 Here’s What Could Happen To Biden’s Nearly $100 Million Campaign War Chest
https://tinyurl.com/mse7ucuu

...chairman of the Federal Election Commission has doubts the transition will go smoothly.
The Biden campaign’s nearly $96 million in campaign funds could be passed off without a snag if Democrats either nominate Harris or if she remains on the ticket as the vice presidential nominee, former FEC lawyer Saurav Ghosh told Reuters last week. FEC Chairman Sean Cooksey isn’t so certain that the money could go to Harris, however, telling NPR on Monday morning that he thinks “it’s really complicated.”
“What he’s attempting to do is to give his entire committee, the cash and all the assets, over to another person,” Cooksey said. “I expect, there’s probably going to be challenges to that at the agency, and probably in the courts as well”...

Sean Cooksey
@SeanJCooksey
House Democrats are now trying to silence me as
@FEC Chairman for raising questions about President Biden giving VP Harris all of his campaign cash. All I did was quote federal regulations.
Why are Democrats afraid of the law?
Letter image: x.com/SeanJCooksey/status/1815819368896307638
11:40 AM · Jul 23, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 03:56 PM (9aVck)

118 Elian Gonzales
Posted by: Truck Monkey

Waco, too.

I think that's all Janet Reno, not Napolitano.
Posted by: Oddbob

Oh, I thought we were talking about Reno. Too many Janets, as someone upthread said.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:56 PM (v6JzV)

119 how many flavors does the Horde think Janet Napolitano comes in?
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Blech!

*shudders*

Posted by: Chuck Martel at July 23, 2024 03:56 PM (nIBG7)

120 Operation Sweep it Was best the Carpet

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 03:56 PM (HJ9BW)

121 OT: Biscuit Basin booms:

https://t.ly/TtCQ6
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 03:54 PM (dZVON)

Well, Yellowstone is a volcano after all.

Maybe this is the first sign of its impending catastrophic eruption?

We need Bruce Wi...oh, wait.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 03:56 PM (OI83U)

122 This is a blue-ribbon panel of raccoons, coyotes, and snakes investigating just what happened at that henhouse.

I just stole that and posted it on twitter.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 03:57 PM (+H2BX)

123 Geez wtf autocorrect

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 03:57 PM (HJ9BW)

124 Fox guarding the Henhouse

Posted by: Amy Schumer at July 23, 2024 03:57 PM (1FWWQ)

125 The fox has been hired to investigate the slaughter in the hen-house.
Posted by: no one of any consequence
.......

Shoulda called Homestead Rescue.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

126 >>> 123 Geez wtf autocorrect
Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 03:57 PM (HJ9BW)

It was the best, most luxurious carpet, I'm telling you...

Posted by: autocorrect at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (VavZF)

127 Oh yeah. Some folks are awaiting SMOD (Sweet Meteor of Death). I put my hopes in the Yellowstone Caldera.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (+H2BX)

128 So, what happens to the stuff that happens in Reno?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (v6JzV)

129 I think Mayorkas and Garland are the evil brains behind the regime machinations.

Posted by: PJU at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (G1dq6)

130 how many flavors does the Horde think Janet Napolitano comes in?

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Just one

Posted by: HILLARY! at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (1FWWQ)

131
Blue-Ribbon Fox Committee Says Motives in Henhouse Massacre "A Mystery"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2024 03:59 PM (DkW4B)

132 >>> 127 Oh yeah. Some folks are awaiting SMOD (Sweet Meteor of Death). I put my hopes in the Yellowstone Caldera.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (+H2BX)

It's not like you can deflect *me*.

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at July 23, 2024 04:00 PM (VavZF)

133 So Laura Loomer has video of Claire Kelly, daughter of Arizona Senator Mark Kelly, with ecstasy that she posted on her instagram account x.com/LauraLoomer/status/1815522277670436995

I guess Hunter Biden isn't the only drug addicted child of a politician in Washington DC.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 04:00 PM (9aVck)

134 Oh, I thought we were talking about Reno. Too many Janets, as someone upthread said.

The Butcher of Waco is also not available for the committee since she went to her reward some years ago.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (/y8xj)

135 Blue-Ribbon Fox Committee Says Motives in Henhouse Massacre "A Mystery"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
.....

Sounds like The Bee.

Posted by: wth at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (v0R5T)

136 Had to look up Dammit Janet Nappy.. you'll all be glad to know, she's single and straight!

No kids, never married, but that's just because she works too damn hard for the people.

Go get 'er, boys.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (iZg4u)

137 57 >>> 16 This continued stonewalling really hurts my conspiracy theory that the Democrats are going to throw the election to Trump in order to avoid a civil war if he were to come out with the evidence that they tried to kill him, though.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 23, 2024 03:40 PM (N1DT3)

It really disturbs me to see all these conspiracy theories that are different from my own conspiracy theories.

Posted by: girldog at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (fBmqT)

138 There's no 'cover-up'!

The proper term here is 'whitewash'

whitewash

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

139 Color me surprised.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (w6EFb)

140 "Mommy, I have no idea what happened to all the cookies in the jar, but I will impartially investigate."
-- Little kids everywhere

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:02 PM (v6JzV)

141 Napolitano was the one who as head of the DHS defamed our military as being a dangerous right-wing terror breeding ground. She's perfect for this panel.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 23, 2024 04:02 PM (wzAuc)

142 Ha Ha points finger!
-Ralph from the Simpsons.

Chuck Schumer Endorses Kamala Harris for President After Successful Coup of Biden and No One Claps Even After He Asks Them to (VIDEO)

https://tinyurl.com/2wb3unr4

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 23, 2024 04:02 PM (szWen)

143 I think Mayorkas and Garland are the evil brains behind the regime machinations.

Posted by: PJU at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (G1dq6)

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Both Puppets a la Biden (sounds like a food dish in Beijing).

Lisa Monaco runs DOJ and The Cartels run DHS.

And none dare call it treason ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 04:02 PM (/ib/z)

144 Man, that Epstein deal just keeps popping back up, huh? It's almost like the FBI should have treated him like the ATF treats family dogs during no-knock predawn raids.

Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around at July 23, 2024 04:03 PM (dtlDP)

145 This is a blue-ribbon panel of raccoons, coyotes, and snakes investigating just what happened at that henhouse.

I just stole that and posted it on twitter.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Go ahead, I don't have a xwitter account.

Posted by: mikeski at July 23, 2024 04:03 PM (DgGvY)

146 I saw Laura getting beat on, but to me the woman does try to get breaking stories. She just needs to slow down a little

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 04:04 PM (fwDg9)

147 Ignore the report, Ignore the media hyping the report. Go directly after myorkas

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at July 23, 2024 04:04 PM (W+TLY)

148 Scooby Do and the gang would produce a more believable investigative report than this clown committee.

Posted by: Beartooth at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (UEmMT)

149 Sounds on the up and up to me!

Posted by: ... at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (qrUD3)

150 There's no 'cover-up'!

The proper term here is 'whitewash'

whitewash

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

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"Like the rest of Mark Twain, that trigger word has been banned, comrade!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (BaRb4)

151 Let me guess, it was Russian disinformation that incited the shooter. Or, did Russia hack their comms to prevent coordination?

Posted by: ryukyu at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (lmKVt)

152 Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around

Love the nic. Reminds me of when my wife was pregnant, and our son would always wake her up with his kicking at 0400.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (v6JzV)

153 151 Let me guess, it was Russian disinformation that incited the shooter. Or, did Russia hack their comms to prevent coordination?
Posted by: ryukyu at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (lmKVt)

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He was mad at the passage of the ACA.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

154 77 Now I forget what Dammit Janet is famous for.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:44 PM (vEtgU)

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Elian Gonzales
Posted by: Truck Monkey at July 23, 2024 03:47 PM (1FWWQ)

That was Janet Reno.

Too many freakin' Janets out there.

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 03:49 PM (OI83U)
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Almost as bad as Karens.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is Napolitano the ice cream lady? at July 23, 2024 04:06 PM (qfLjt)

155 Isn't he the cabinet secretary they impeached?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at July 23, 2024 04:06 PM (dg+HA)

156 "We really need to get to the bottom of this! Quick, assemble the greatest bureaucrats in the land!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 23, 2024 04:06 PM (BAEGB)

157 In the interest of tightening security, Deep State will now surveil all rally attendees, and anyone associated with them, via two hops.

Posted by: Coki at July 23, 2024 04:06 PM (Wkrcf)

158 Scooby Do and the gang would produce a more believable investigative report than this clown committee.
Posted by: Beartooth

Scrappy Doo would see that it was buried, though. Never trusted that little cur.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (v6JzV)

159
Fvckers can't count the number of bullet casings left on the roof and report that number?

This shit has to end.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (RKVpM)

160 What is encouraging is that both republicans and democrats in the house are conducting a real joint investigation into the attempted assassination. Something of substance may actually come from that.

LOL

Posted by: Thirteen at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (Vu7A1)

161 Remember how the Warren commission was stacked with deep state operatives?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (LaNzR)

162 Mayorkas is not an American, or he is as American as an anchor baby.

He is a Leftist globalist whose loyalties are to the Underworld or WEF/Davos/Kalarama and he hates the United States and is working hard to destroy this country as founded.

As the sage Alfred Pennyworth said "Some people just want to watch the world burn".

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (rHxhM)

163
Conclusion: Right-wing media, without evidence, conflated an attempted mass shooting event from a lone, troubled youth into an assassination attempt for political purposes.

Recommendation: An investigation into the Trump campaign from the Justice Department is necessary, and the House of Representatives as well if we... er a different party wins control in November.

Posted by: Auspex at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (j4U/Z)

164 Napolitano is that short lady, built like a beer keg, right?

Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (/7KEl)

165 Odd that there are no open borders for Cubans. I wonder why?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 04:08 PM (n17eQ)

166 I am surprised they didn't pick Pickering and Mullen.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 04:08 PM (5MvGY)

167 Where is deep throat when you need one.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2024 04:08 PM (J8LnB)

168 Fvckers can't count the number of bullet casings left on the roof and report that number?

But they got the power washers up on that treacherous roof within hours and destroyed any and all evidence.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 23, 2024 04:08 PM (rHxhM)

169 Elderly Trump supporter in critical condition
Guy was putting up a Trump sign in his yard and a dude on an ATV came and ran him over

https://instapundit.com/662543/

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 04:08 PM (HJ9BW)

170

Could they have exhumed that one FBI guy Muller?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at July 23, 2024 04:08 PM (et1vG)

171 Let me guess, it was Russian disinformation that incited the shooter. Or, did Russia hack their comms to prevent coordination?

Posted by: ryukyu at July 23, 2024 04:05 PM (lmKVt)

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This has all been orchestrated by Putin -- that magnificent bastard! -- to steal the election for Trump AGAIN!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 04:09 PM (BaRb4)

172 I am surprised they didn't pick Pickering
Posted by: Ben Had

He's too busy with that Eliza Doolittle experiment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:09 PM (v6JzV)

173 167 Where is deep throat when you need one.
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She is busy running for Prezident!

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 04:09 PM (n17eQ)

174 I'm sure Jamie Goralick will be on the panel soon....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 23, 2024 04:10 PM (EItv/)

175 New shallow fake Bye-done video:

https://t.ly/5X-v3

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 23, 2024 04:10 PM (dZVON)

176 I guess Liz Chaney is too busy 'teaching' at UVA.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 23, 2024 04:10 PM (n17eQ)

177 So soon after pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 04:10 PM (LSgdX)

178 Sean Davis reposted
Andrew Kerr
@AndrewKerrNC
My eyebrows sure raised when I found out Kamala Harris's favorite bail fund busted at least two individuals out of jail who proceeded to murder innocent people just weeks later.

My eyebrows raised further when I found out Kamala is still actively raising funds for the fund!
https://t.co/wFFHLT5fS0
Quote
Gabe Kaminsky
@gekaminsky·28m
.@AndrewKerrNC makes "eyebrow-raising claim" of fact that Kamala Harris promoted a bail fund that freed repeat convicts
https://t.co/embujYG3ft
12:47 PM · Jul 23, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 23, 2024 04:11 PM (9aVck)

179 And so the cover-up begins.
Posted by: Guy who always thinks cover-ups are beginning at July 23, 2024 03:43 PM (KRtlO)

Ha ha!

Posted by: Max Power at July 23, 2024 04:11 PM (q177U)

180 He did have a point about the general order, but he was still a Democrat, so...disloyal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Lincoln: "Must I shoot a simple-minded soldier boy who deserts, while I must not touch a hair of a wiley agitator who induces him to desert?"
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 23, 2024 03:53 PM (Dm8we)

General Burnside who was military leader for the Midwest arrested Valladingham for inciting sympathy for the enemy which was marginally covered by rules set to protect against rebel agents or sympathizers.

Lincoln was caught off guard but handled it in a pretty amusing way - he sent V through the lines to the Confederacy "since you like it so much". There he was kind of an embarrassment to the CSA and the crisis was blunted. Eventually he came back to the US through Canada but the Army must have got the memo and left him alone.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:11 PM (eoQWY)

181 Jamie Gorelick is old news. I'm the go to fixer now.

Posted by: Victoria Newland at July 23, 2024 04:12 PM (LaNzR)

182 Wasn't Napolitano Anita Hill's lawyer when she testified against Clarence Thomas?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 23, 2024 04:13 PM (PiwSw)

183 Remember how the Warren commission was stacked with deep state operatives?

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm Remembers at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (LaNzR)

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I'm ready for the "Magic Pull-It Theory."

Where's Arlen Specter when you need him?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 04:13 PM (94u8B)

184
How fvcking difficult is it to count, 1,2,3, and report to the American people who pay them that three bullet casings are on the roof?

So, so, very tired of this bullshit.

It's not rocket science to count from one to ten. Or less.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 04:13 PM (RKVpM)

185 Very, shades of the Warren commision. I expect the same result. Testimony ignored or changed, evidence locked up for 60 years. All legal like.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 23, 2024 04:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

186 Seems rather apparent now, they could have killed him, had they aimed for the body, but they wanted an exploded head.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (ycHWl)

Doesn't he wear a bulletproof vest? I'd be shocked if he doesn't.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 04:14 PM (XjtdB)

187 Napolitano is that short lady, built like a beer keg, right?
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (/7KEl)

GFY

Posted by: A Beer Keg at July 23, 2024 04:14 PM (+myjY)

188 Trump rally tonight. Right?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:15 PM (7PziG)

189 Elderly Trump supporter in critical condition

Well, I'm sure that will get all his friends and relations on the Biden brigade.

Poor guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:15 PM (dTTBf)

190 Can they reduce the time for the statute of limitations to run out, to before January? Asking for a Democrat.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 04:15 PM (1bNHn)

191 Mayorkas is the most loathsome bureaucrat I have witnessed in my long life.

At Congressional hearings he acts as a dungbeetle, happily flinging shit on himself and all around. He earnestly lies about his multitude of unrepairable failures in order to destroy the US, remorselessly worsens each self made disaster.

He is the Asshole Terminator.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2024 04:15 PM (wBaIH)

192 Napalitano is one of those swamp dwellers that is attached to every single wretched thing the left has done since 1993.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:16 PM (7PziG)

193 Napolitano is that short lady, built like a beer keg, right?
Posted by: Don Black at July 23, 2024 04:07 PM (/7KEl)
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Why isn't she on Trump's security detail?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 04:16 PM (1bNHn)

194 Yes Mayorkas is vile.

Posted by: steevy at July 23, 2024 04:16 PM (HJ9BW)

195 188 Trump rally tonight. Right?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:15 PM (7PziG)

Charlotte, NC

Posted by: Peaches at July 23, 2024 04:17 PM (14URa)

196 Doesn't he wear a bulletproof vest? I'd be shocked if he doesn't.

He would need to wear heavy hard plate to defend against rifle round. John Wick paper-thin anti-mortar ballistic armor only exists in the movies.

There is a reason why breaching teams look like ninja turtles.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 23, 2024 04:17 PM (rHxhM)

197 Seems rather apparent now, they could have killed him, had they aimed for the body, but they wanted an exploded head.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2024 03:42 PM (ycHWl)

Doesn't he wear a bulletproof vest? I'd be shocked if he doesn't.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 23, 2024 04:14 PM (XjtdB)

Rifles punch right through a vest.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:17 PM (eoQWY)

198 195 188 Trump rally tonight. Right?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:15 PM (7PziG)

Charlotte, NC
Posted by: Peaches at July 23, 2024 04:17 PM (14URa)

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It's tomorrow. I'm glad I don't live near uptown.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

199 ...who was part of the sweetheart deal

Oh, this is good. The exposure is moving up a level.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2024 04:18 PM (HG3pl)

200 It's tomorrow. I'm glad I don't live near uptown.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

Oops, you're right. Tomorrow, 6 pm.

Posted by: Peaches at July 23, 2024 04:18 PM (14URa)

201 Due to the similarity of names, I always tend to confuse Mayorkas with Jason Miyares, who is not vile. But I always have to pause and figure out which one it is when one of them is mentioned.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:18 PM (v6JzV)

202 Why aren't migrants settled in Kalorama?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2024 04:18 PM (1bNHn)

203 “it’s not that steep at all, we have a 70 year old man back here climb up...”

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Well, the girl boss Secret Service Director has a different opinion, Jack!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 23, 2024 04:18 PM (i7Q7S)

204 Mayorkas just named Richard Speck to be Chief of Security at the Student Nurses Dorm.

Posted by: So Let It Be Done! at July 23, 2024 04:19 PM (CV8a5)

205 It appears that the punk who attacked the elderly Trump enthusiast has died with honor.0

Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2024 04:19 PM (rJ48h)

206 If this commission was on the up and up Mayorkas would've let Trump pick someone to go onto the panel.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 23, 2024 04:20 PM (yGUdJ)

207 Why aren't migrants settled in Kalorama?

Kalorama has better security than USSS clients.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 23, 2024 04:20 PM (rHxhM)

208 Needs a republican like liz cheney added so it won't appear biased.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:20 PM (cOq4q)

209 If this commission was on the up and up Mayorkas would've let Trump pick someone to go onto the panel.

They're pretty much admitting to everyone that they did it.

Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2024 04:21 PM (HG3pl)

210 Remember the sidekick of that YouTube star Mr Beast? The one who decided he was transgender and left his wife and child?

Well, that guy, Kris Tyson, has been caught grooming a 13-year-old boy online: or more accurately, he was doing it years ago and it's now been dredged up. Guy's wiped his social media and may not be on the YouTube show much longer.

As they say, it's always the ones you most suspect.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 04:21 PM (jGGMD)

211 Just saw this about the guy who ran over the elderly man on an atv

The 22-year-old suspect, whose name has not been released to the media, was found dead Tuesday in a home in Quincy Township with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Police received a message on Monday from an individual at the home who said they wanted to confess to a crime involving an ATV driver within the last 24 hours, and asked for authorities to “send someone to pick me

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:21 PM (NtVYv)

212 So the corrupt dickhead appointed to run the SS was the duputy director responsible for day to day protective details.

Top.Men. I see no issue.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 23, 2024 04:22 PM (Z8Yh2)

213 Mayorkas is the most loathsome bureaucrat I have witnessed in my long life

Hold my beer

Posted by: Merrick Garland at July 23, 2024 04:22 PM (WB6YK)

214 The result of this investigation will be more training….for shooters. So they don’t miss.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:22 PM (uTKQI)

215 classic crisis management

create a "blue-ribbon commission" to bury the issue

"Senator, I don't want to comment and pre-judge the commission's findings"

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at July 23, 2024 04:22 PM (V6W16)

216 Just saw this about the guy who ran over the elderly man on an atv

The 22-year-old suspect, whose name has not been released to the media, was found dead Tuesday in a home in Quincy Township with a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Police received a message on Monday from an individual at the home who said they wanted to confess to a crime involving an ATV driver within the last 24 hours, and asked for authorities to “send someone to pick me
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:21 PM (NtVYv)

The FBI clean up crews are getting pretty quick.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (eoQWY)

217 Trump Recounts ‘Little Argument’ with Secret Service During PA Assassination Attempt — Secret Agents Wanted to Put Him on a Stretcher, Thinking He Was Hit in the Abdomen [GWP]

Good thing Trump resisted or would have "succumbed to the wounds".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (cOq4q)

218 So the corrupt dickhead appointed to run the SS was the duputy director responsible for day to day protective details.

In Babylon DC, total failure is grounds for a promotion.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (rHxhM)

219 A Commission needs a Blue Ribbon and a cool name like Trilateral, Bilateral, Quadrilateral, like that.

Posted by: Mad Man at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (CV8a5)

220 Anybody remember the Tower Commission?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:24 PM (v6JzV)

221 Clarence Vallandingham

Clement Vanlandingham, who attempted to run for (Dem) Ohio governor while literally in exile in Canada. He was deported to the Confederacy, and with cause.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 23, 2024 04:24 PM (zdLoL)

222 It appears that the punk who attacked the elderly Trump enthusiast has died with honor.0
Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2024 04:19 PM (rJ48h)

Fortunately, Kamala Harris will still get his vote.

Posted by: Michigan Democrat ballot counters at July 23, 2024 04:24 PM (OguvZ)

223
If these miserable scum can't tell us the number of shell casings on the roof of where the shooter laid dead, then they want Trump dead.

Act accordingly. Peacefully, but forcefully.

I'm tired of living in a Third World Banana Republic where the scum get away with almost murder, and actual murder.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 23, 2024 04:25 PM (RKVpM)

224 213 Mayorkas is the most loathsome bureaucrat I have witnessed in my long life

Hold my beer
Posted by: Merrick Garland

That is a very long list.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 04:25 PM (sAmhv)

225 Mayorkas investigates himself and finds himself innocent

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 23, 2024 04:25 PM (FUHCU)

226 Clarence Vallandingham was the angel who saved George Bailey.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

227 "It's almost like the FBI should have treated him like the ATF treats family dogs during no-knock predawn raids."

Didn't they?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 04:26 PM (+H2BX)

228 Napalitano is one of those swamp dwellers that is attached to every single wretched thing the left has done since 1993.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:16 PM (7PziG)
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Former General Secretary (Head Commissar?) of the University of California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2024 04:26 PM (YqDXo)

229 vmom, you could write for the B

Posted by: Ben Had at July 23, 2024 04:26 PM (5MvGY)

230 216 The FBI clean up crews are getting pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (eoQWY)

Their "investigation" concluding that, ackshually, there WAS no political motivation and it was totes random should be wrapped up in a day or two.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2024 04:26 PM (DTX3h)

231 Aren't the Napolitano ice cream flavors manure, ammonia and garbage water?

Posted by: Crazy at July 23, 2024 04:26 PM (HBYhx)

232 Fortunately, Kamala Harris will still get his vote.

Posted by: Michigan Democrat ballot counters at July 23, 2024 04:24 PM (OguvZ)
______________

Correction: voteS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (YqDXo)

233 Ultrasound today, and Lil Pooky is getting his revenge on my ribcage. He managed to headbutt and kick my bladder at the same time at the beginning of the appointment, and the tech was struggling to figure out what the heck his position was. Seems to be doing well, though!

Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (dtlDP)

234 218 So the corrupt dickhead appointed to run the SS was the duputy director responsible for day to day protective details.

In Babylon DC, total failure is grounds for a promotion.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Failing Upwards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

235 Napalitano was trans before it was cool.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (uTKQI)

236 Cause THAT will convince people that this is not an inside job... wait while I retrieve my eyes from the back of my scull where they rolled.

Meanwhile, the newly emerged commander in thief completely ignored Bibi's arival today. On a positive note, the guy who was actually elected will be meeting with Bibi on Thursday.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (JOR6L)

237 Clarence Vallandingham was the angel who saved George Bailey.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

Clarence's last name was apparently Odbody

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (eoQWY)

238 216 The FBI clean up crews are getting pretty quick.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (eoQWY)

Their "investigation" concluding that, ackshually, there WAS no political motivation and it was totes random should be wrapped up in a day or two.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 23, 2024 04:26 PM (DTX3h)
_________________

They can't comment on the Lincoln assassination as that is still under investigation.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (YqDXo)

239 Ultrasound today, and Lil Pooky is getting his revenge on my ribcage. He managed to headbutt and kick my bladder at the same time at the beginning of the appointment, and the tech was struggling to figure out what the heck his position was. Seems to be doing well, though!
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around

Sounds like a strong, healthy kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (v6JzV)

240 205 It appears that the punk who attacked the elderly Trump enthusiast has died with honor.0
Posted by: mr tmz at July 23, 2024 04:19 PM (rJ48h)
----
I wonder if he was transexall.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (2xB3Z)

241 Clarence Vallandingham was the angel who saved George Bailey.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:25 PM (v6JzV)

Clarence's last name was apparently Odbody
Posted by: Oldcat

Yes, I know. Lame joke.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (v6JzV)

242 128 So, what happens to the stuff that happens in Reno?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 03:58 PM (v6JzV)

It winds up addicted to speed living down by the river in a tent.

Posted by: Reforger at July 23, 2024 04:28 PM (xcIvR)

243 226 Clarence Vallandingham was the angel who saved George Bailey.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Clarence Carter is still with us. Age 88.

Posted by: Patches at July 23, 2024 04:29 PM (CV8a5)

244 Mayorkas is the most loathsome bureaucrat I have witnessed in my long life

Hold my beer
Posted by: Merrick Garland

Not to go Godwin, but it's like an alt-history mirror image of "Hitler Henchmen" where the henchmen hate the volk and support everyone else.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:29 PM (cOq4q)

245 Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (dtlDP

Good to hear he's doing well and sorry for your painful ribcage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:30 PM (dTTBf)

246 @210

>>As they say, it's always the ones you most suspect.

Tim Pool's show got nuked by YouTube last night for talking about this.

Mr. Beast is the biggest show on that platform so YouTube is policing this topic.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 04:30 PM (XV/Pl)

247 University of Maryland PD? AYFKM?
----
Weirdly, the chief of police at the university where I work would actually be qualified to conduct an investigation.

He's a former Secret Service agent.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 04:30 PM (7fElN)

248 Sounds about right.

Posted by: Zombie Earl Warren at July 23, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

249 Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (dtlDP

Good to hear he's doing well and sorry for your painful ribcage.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:30 PM (dTTBf)

You need to save these moments for when you want to make them feel guilty later.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:31 PM (eoQWY)

250 There have been fourteen Popes and three antipopes named "Clement." But so far none named "Clarence."

Sad.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

251 No. The cover-up began Day 1.

Posted by: L - If.... (Cellphone) at July 23, 2024 04:32 PM (LL19j)

252 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:30 PM (dTTBf)

Fen, I'm sorry I accused you of thinking that large-breasted women are dumb on a previous thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (v6JzV)

253 There have been fourteen Popes and three antipopes named "Clement." But so far none named "Clarence."

Sad.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

Apparently Clarence means "Bright" which is less in demand for popes then clemency.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (eoQWY)

254 We need a three dollar bill with Harvey Milk's picture on it.
Queer as a $3 bill!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (aDfdT)

255 Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:31 PM (eoQWY)

I don't remember my son kicking my ribcage. Maybe he did, but it was so long ago I can't recall it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (dTTBf)

256 Ultrasound today, and Lil Pooky is getting his revenge on my ribcage. He managed to headbutt and kick my bladder at the same time at the beginning of the appointment, and the tech was struggling to figure out what the heck his position was. Seems to be doing well, though!
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around

Kindeys are being neglected.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (cOq4q)

257 I don't remember my son kicking my ribcage. Maybe he did, but it was so long ago I can't recall it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (dTTBf)

Just wing it, it isn't like there's any proof.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

258 Apparently Clarence means "Bright" which is less in demand for popes then clemency.
Posted by: Oldcat

There was a bishop in Corsica named "Lucifer," "light-bearer." Considered a saint by some.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

259 large-breasted women are dumb

Around here that's just more real estate for tattoos.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 04:35 PM (aDfdT)

260 I'm of the opinion that the USG is so hopelessly and comprehensively corrupt and incompetent that no one in Babylon DC should handle Life or Death matters.

Congress should go ahead and pass emergency funding for Erik Prince to supply security services to all VIPs.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 23, 2024 04:35 PM (rHxhM)

261 116 So I suppose I have to be the one to ask the philosophical question but how many flavors does the Horde think Janet Napolitano comes in?
Posted by: Robert
......

Two:
1. fish
2. bullshit
Posted by: wth at July 23, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

tainty two!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (NMT5x)

262 Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (uTKQI)

263 Oh pookysgirl, I am so happy for you.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (+H2BX)

264 Apparently Clarence means "Bright" which is less in demand for popes then clemency.
Posted by: Oldcat

There was a bishop in Corsica named "Lucifer," "light-bearer." Considered a saint by some.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:34 PM (v6JzV)

Makes you wonder whether his mama named him that, or he took up that name later and WHY

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (eoQWY)

265 Surprise, surprise.

Posted by: Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (B4fZZ)

266 No Pope Seymour either, unless I missed one.

Posted by: Cardinal Nussbaum at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (CV8a5)

267 Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (uTKQI)

Or graffiti.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (eoQWY)

268 The Las Vegas shooting I think has the record for the Eff Bee Eye being investigated, about 36 hours,

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 04:37 PM (fwDg9)

269 You have to hit bottom first before you can over come.
Not talking about drugs. Talking about voting.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 23, 2024 04:37 PM (J8LnB)

270 I never thought the End Times would be this stupid.

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2024 04:38 PM (ukZ/h)

271 I aint's a smart man, but I know Harris is an Idiot and a empty box of chocolates.....

Posted by: Forrest Gump at July 23, 2024 04:38 PM (Mig/N)

272 234
Failing Upwards.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (sAmhv)
----
Funny that. It used to be 'sideways promotion' were a Peter Principle appointee screwed up and was shunted sideways to an unimportant position. I like the Japanese with a cubicle, a phone on a desk and ...... that's it. The phone probably never rings for business, mostly the wife nagging.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is Napolitano the ice cream lady?? at July 23, 2024 04:38 PM (qfLjt)

273 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:33 PM (v6JzV)

That's o.k. I appreciate your commenting on that. It's just a running gag between Joe and myself (at least it mostly is on my part) and Joe is quite a smart guy. I'm sure he understands that not all these girls who send it pictures to whatever site he usually goes on and retrieves pictures from to help lift male morale are not true red, white and , blue conservatives who faithfully voted for Trump and, are opposed to DEI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (dTTBf)

274 @262

>>Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.

That is hilarious.

Stealing this.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (XV/Pl)

275 Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (uTKQI)

Or graffiti.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (eoQWY)

Or defacement.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (jGGMD)

276 That is hilarious.

Stealing this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (XV/Pl)

“Your skin cartoons are amazing!”

“…my what?”

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:40 PM (9mfKN)

277
Janet Napolitano?

Remember, if you saw anything "fishy," inform her.

I remember that. I created a Google alert for "fish" along with a new gmail address, auto-routed all alerts to that goofy address she provided for tips, and auto-deleted the messages from my Sent box so it wouldn't get clogged. Then I walked away. Came back after a while and saw they had started bouncing. "That address not valid." heheheheheheh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 23, 2024 04:40 PM (I87yH)

278 Or defacement.
Posted by: Dr. T

Yes, "defacement" is the perfect term.

Or, "deboobment."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

279 Funny that. It used to be 'sideways promotion' were a Peter Principle appointee screwed up and was shunted sideways to an unimportant position. I like the Japanese with a cubicle, a phone on a desk and ...... that's it. The phone probably never rings for business, mostly the wife nagging.
Posted by: Ciampino - Is Napolitano the ice cream lady?? at July 23, 2024 04:38 PM (qfLjt)

Kamala applies to the Peter Principle in two ways !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:40 PM (NtVYv)

280 Hot Air: Biden's War Chest Transfer to Harris May Have Been Illegal

https://archive.ph/EsCXU

Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (Iw/Cs)

281 It’s the Warren Commission all over again
Same fvkkity fake playbook, never changes

Posted by: kallisto at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (5S0JC)

282 219 A Commission needs a Blue Ribbon and a cool name like Trilateral, Bilateral, Quadrilateral, like that.
Posted by: Mad Man at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (CV8a5)

Blue Ribbon Semiquincelateral Commission.

Cuz it'll be about 250 years before they can even say "no comment, it's under investigation"

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (NMT5x)

283 Our counterparts really don't care about transparent government.

They coo to promises of "The most transparent administration ever".

But they like the words and the effect, not like the effort or vulnerabilities of being transparent.

That's why Joe might have had a stroke in Vegas in the middle of last week, and all the online Dems are "understanding" that sometimes an administration has to cover, lest conservatives get the idea that they've been right about something.

It really is the only payoff anymore: keeping conservatives from scoring a goal.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (krQz2)

284 >>>Ultrasound today, and Lil Pooky is getting his revenge on my ribcage. He managed to headbutt and kick my bladder at the same time at the beginning of the appointment, and the tech was struggling to figure out what the heck his position was. Seems to be doing well, though!
Posted by: pookysgirl, watching her stomach jump around at July 23, 2024 04:27 PM (dtlDP)

======

So it's a boy.

Posted by: Turn 2 at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (JfxgE)

285 275 Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (uTKQI)

Or graffiti.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (eoQWY)

Or defacement.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (jGGMD)

I'm standing right here, you know.

Posted by: Herve Villenchaize at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (LxER7)

286 Or defacement.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (jGGMD)

Those getting tats need to keep in mind that people see them from different distances. Most tattoos from a distance look like you have smeared motor oil on yourself and not washed with Lava Soap yet.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (eoQWY)

287 Face it. Without the Senate, there’s little the House can do, unless they grow a set and use the power of the purse.

Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (2nlEB)

288 Just wing it, it isn't like there's any proof.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

LOL. It makes more sense to nag him about things now, such as "You told me you were going to call about this three times and haven't done it yet" instead of getting on him for when he was a baby.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (dTTBf)

289 If the ladies with breast tattoos jiggle their breasts really quickly, is it considered a form of animation?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (v6JzV)

290 A Commission needs a Blue Ribbon and a cool name like Trilateral, Bilateral, Quadrilateral, like that.
Posted by: Mad Man at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (CV8a5)
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Quatloo Commission.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (krQz2)

291 In related news, my dogs have vowed to investigate the unexplained disappearances from the cat's litter box.

Posted by: sifty at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (ukZ/h)

292
>>Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.

hey, that's not fair, some tattoos are just words.

Those ones would be skin text messages.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (B9Prs)

293 280 Hot Air: Biden's War Chest Transfer to Harris May Have Been Illegal

https://archive.ph/EsCXU
Posted by: Robert at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (Iw/Cs)

...and?

Posted by: Democrat Party at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (DTX3h)

294 262 Tattoos sound a lot less cool when you call them skin cartoons.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2024 04:36 PM (uTKQI)

Skin Manga, or really really slow Skin Anime (gravity's a bitch)

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (NMT5x)

295 287 Face it. Without the Senate, there’s little the House can do, unless they grow a set and use the power of the purse.
Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (2nlEB)

=======

The House can do a whole lot with that power of the purse.

"Here's our budget. It's 1909 levels. Well, that was a productive January 2025. Let's go fishing for the next two years."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)

296 I refer to Merrick Garland as "Startled Grandpa". Every time he's at a congressional or senate hearing and someone makes an accusation or a sharp question, Startled Grandpa gives a shake like he was caught napping.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (rj6Yv)

297 Honestly Garland is not as vile as vile as Mayorkas; he's just a bitter old queen who wants to get back at everyone.

I mean it's close, but no Lewinsky flavored cigar.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (wBaIH)

298 Those dolphin tattoos on the butt check grow in to killer whales

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:43 PM (NtVYv)

299 skintoon

skidtoon

skitoon

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 04:43 PM (lCWOD)

300 Cheek dammnit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (NtVYv)

301 I think the most evil bureaucrat in US history has got to be Fauci.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (v6JzV)

302
Findings: Shooter was a disgruntled MAGA. This proves MAGA is inherently violent. We must round up all MAGAs to preserve our democracy.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline

==============

That starts with T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (I87yH)

303 A Commission needs a Blue Ribbon and a cool name like Trilateral, Bilateral, Quadrilateral, like that.

Posted by: Mad Man at July 23, 2024 04:23 PM (CV8a5)

---------------

The Flankerbacklateral Commission in honor of F. Joe's Heisman trophy winning season at Navy.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (XHf/U)

304 Face it. Without the Senate, there’s little the House can do, unless they grow a set and use the power of the purse.
Posted by: Unkaren at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (2nlEB)
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The House can't alone use the "Power of the Purse".

And even with "shell bills" that the Senate stores up (so they can effectively violate the Constitution--but NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!), they don't even have a specific power to initiate taxes.

Owning one house in a polarized climate means next to nothing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

305 I remember that. I created a Google alert for "fish" along with a new gmail address, auto-routed all alerts to that goofy address she provided for tips, and auto-deleted the messages from my Sent box so it wouldn't get clogged. Then I walked away. Came back after a while and saw they had started bouncing. "That address not valid." heheheheheheh

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 23, 2024 04:40 PM (I87yH)
________________

Auto-route them to the nearest Democrat Party office.

I once was getting a bunch of telemarketing phone calls, and I forwarded all of them to the personal cell phone of the VP of marketing at one of the companies that was generating the telemarketing calls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (YqDXo)

306 skintoon

skidtoon

skitoon
Posted by: Braenyard

The slang term in DC for the summer female interns is "skinterns."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (v6JzV)

307 304 Owning one house in a polarized climate means next to nothing.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

=======

The House has an immense power to dismantle and destroy the administrative state, alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)

308 Owning one house in a polarized climate means next to nothing.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

It means plenty if your members HOLD THE LINE. Somehow the D’s never have this issue.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:45 PM (9mfKN)

309 Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:34 PM (eoQWY)

The young man needs a job. It's kind of hard having him home again after mostly being away in college for two years. I've known several people who have their kids move back in again after being out of the house for years. They all found it hard because the kids(s) are adults. but you still worry about them when they're under your roof again

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:46 PM (dTTBf)

310 Without a highly paid congress there would be no K street.
With no K street ex-congresspersons would have no employment abilities.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 04:46 PM (lCWOD)

311 Nood Bob Menendez

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 23, 2024 04:46 PM (9mfKN)

312 John's revelation the first horseman named Alejandro Mayorkas rides a white horse, carries a bow, and is given a crown as a figure of conquest, perhaps invoking pestilence, and given authority to F**K Up the Borders

The second carries a sword and rides a red horse as the creator of (civil) war, conflict, and strife and is responsible for the wars in Europe and the ME. His named was Joe Biden

The third, a Fat Ass Women from Arkansas Named Hillary Clinton , rides a struggling black horse symbolizing famine and carries the scales of injustice.

The fourth and final horse is pale, upon it rides Death, accompanied by Hades. The fourth Horseman's name is Kamala Harris "They were given authority over the USA, to kill with sword, famine and plague, and by means of the beasts of the Earth

Posted by: Forrest Gump at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (Mig/N)

313 .

NOOD: Bob Menendez, Convicted of a Bribery Scheme That Wouldn't Count as Pin Money for the Biden Crime Family, Will Resign from the Senate

Again: That's a NOOD!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (O7YUW)

314 I think the most evil bureaucrat in US history has got to be Fauci.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (v6JzV)

Lets see he had the watch gays die project, one or two Torture Puppy projects, and then world plagues.

That's a strong contender.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (eoQWY)

315 The House has an immense power to dismantle and destroy the administrative state, alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)
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Not when it's become fashionable to ignore House subpoenas and stonewall their hearings.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (krQz2)

316 not all these girls who send it pictures to whatever site he usually goes on and retrieves pictures from to help lift male morale are not true red, white and , blue conservatives who faithfully voted for Trump and, are opposed to DEI.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM

Fen, you are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 23, 2024 04:47 PM (B4fZZ)

317 The House can do a whole lot with that power of the purse.

"Here's our budget. It's 1909 levels. Well, that was a productive January 2025. Let's go fishing for the next two years."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:42 PM (GBKbO)
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When's the last time they threatened to use that power? And followed through on their threat?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (7fElN)

318 The young man needs a job. It's kind of hard having him home again after mostly being away in college for two years. I've known several people who have their kids move back in again after being out of the house for years. They all found it hard because the kids(s) are adults. but you still worry about them when they're under your roof again
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, given his botanical background, has he looked into working for a landscaping-type place?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (v6JzV)

319 The House can't alone use the "Power of the Purse".

And even with "shell bills" that the Senate stores up (so they can effectively violate the Constitution--but NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!), they don't even have a specific power to initiate taxes.

Owning one house in a polarized climate means next to nothing.
Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

That crap is a lot easier to pull off when the Uniparty calls the shots (haha). When the Uniparty Accords start breaking down, and one party is taking all the fire from the other party, then things get get hard and simple.

Posted by: mrp at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (rj6Yv)

320 =======

The House has an immense power to dismantle and destroy the administrative state, alone.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 23, 2024 04:45 PM (GBKbO)
------------------

If only, if only they were an autonomous body.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (lCWOD)

321 Kamala had a “packed house” of 3600 in deep blue Milwaukee…

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (7PziG)

322 That starts with T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (I87yH)

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Seventy-six shooters led the big parade
With a hundred and ten Secret Cervix at hand
They were followed by rows and rows of the finest ammunition
The cream of ev'ry famous hand

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (XHf/U)

323 So it's a boy.
Posted by: Turn 2 at July 23, 2024 04:41 PM (JfxgE)
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Won't know for sure until he starts trying to build something that explodes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 23, 2024 04:49 PM (tT6L1)

324 That is hilarious.

Stealing this.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 23, 2024 04:39 PM (XV/Pl)

“Your skin cartoons are amazing!”

“…my what?”
Posted by: DoublySymmetric

Can I have that one when youdie?
It would look great in the guest bathroom.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (cOq4q)

325 300 Cheek dammnit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (NtVYv)
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My brain read it as cheek anyway.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #33 at July 23, 2024 04:50 PM (qfLjt)

326 I think in a polarized climate, the fact that we have one house means pretty much everything.

The House can impeach, initiate bills, hold hearings and do a heck of a lot more. The Speaker of the House of reps is early in the line of presidential succession. We are lucky to have the house, although it hasn’t been run very well to say the least.

Posted by: Quint at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (yCMC5)

327 There is one thing the House can do, provided the right party has a committee chairmanship: convene their own investigation, by bringing witnesses to refute, point by point, the handful of sand thrown up by the official investigating board. If done dramatically and in a timely fashion that attracts coverage, this destroys the PR effect of the "Blue Ribbon" and keeps an issue in the public attention, so far as there is any. Complicated business.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 23, 2024 04:51 PM (zdLoL)

328 The young man needs a job. It's kind of hard having him home again after mostly being away in college for two years. I've known several people who have their kids move back in again after being out of the house for years. They all found it hard because the kids(s) are adults. but you still worry about them when they're under your roof again
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, given his botanical background, has he looked into working for a landscaping-type place?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (v6JzV)

I've seen YT videos of people doing yard trimming/mowing, and power washing things for views and it might be the kind of thing you could work into with modest investment.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:52 PM (eoQWY)

329 Anything the Democrats do that is illegal is just another way of doing something

Posted by: Skip at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (fwDg9)

330 When's the last time they threatened to use that power? And followed through on their threat?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 23, 2024 04:48 PM (7fElN)
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I think it's been a decade since we had a Constitutional budget.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:53 PM (krQz2)

331 52 I'll tell you what I'm worried about:

Biden serves out the remainder of his term and his radical advisors go into overdrive ramming Executive Order Fiats through highlighting every leftist nonsense drivel you could imagine. They're pretty much screwed career wise, and this will be their last spiteful effort at our e
xpense.

Just how the hell did move from representative lawmaking to "Kingly" monarchical regulations?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (5wSwv)

332 The House can't alone use the "Power of the Purse".

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

Actually, it can. Only the House can initiate spending bills. If they don't do it, the Senate can't do jack.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (eoQWY)

333 Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:52 PM (eoQWY)

Thanks, OldCat and Bulgar. I appreciate your comments. He's really most interested in the research end of things, but he has applied for some jobs with the County Parks Commision.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 23, 2024 04:57 PM (dTTBf)

334 Actually, it can. Only the House can initiate spending bills. If they don't do it, the Senate can't do jack.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 23, 2024 04:54 PM (eoQWY)
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Not since the year 2000 or earlier.

The Senate collects all the bills it wants to kill, and votes to "shell them out". And they retain a House #, which the Senate then uses to pass amendments to an *empty* bill using the House-exclusive powers.

And for a long time, most bills are passed in a joint committee, where they take the different copies of the bills and produce a "Committee Report" about what the law will end up being, and President signs *that*.

Most of the sausage is made in join committees.

Posted by: Axeman at July 23, 2024 04:58 PM (krQz2)

335 when they're under your roof again

You keep him in the attic?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 23, 2024 05:25 PM (aDfdT)

336 Hey, remember that time there was a train derailment and Napolitano said, “militias must have caused it!” and created a commission to prove it, which in fact established it was just mechanical failure…and Napolitano broke down and cried?

That’s a totally normal thing to do. I’m sure she’ll be conscientious and unbiased and won’t spend all her time trying to blame Republicans or the NRA or Knights of Columbus or something.

Posted by: Erik at July 23, 2024 09:50 PM (bPnfu)

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