Shocker: The Cover-Up of Biden's Dementia Began In... October 20<i>21</i>

Shocker: The Cover-Up of Biden's Dementia Began In... October 2021

Just eight months into his first term.

Obviously the cover up began before then -- with the entire scripted "Basement Biden" strategy.

I know you're a slack-jawed.

Not because you're surprised, just because you're all yokels and walk around gawping at everything, motor cars and aer-o-planes and fine Parisian digital watches.

From Ed Morrissey, quothing the WSJ.

The Wall Street Journal today reports on the start date of the cover-up -- October 2021. The setting: Biden's infrastructure bill. The stakes: His main legislative agenda. Biden's focus ... almost entirely absent:

President Biden had just finished trying to persuade a group of congressional Democrats to pass a $1 trillion infrastructure bill when Nancy Pelosi, then the House speaker, took the microphone.
In 30 minutes of remarks on Capitol Hill, Biden had spoken disjointedly and failed to make a concrete ask of lawmakers, according to Democrats in the room. After he left, a visibly frustrated Pelosi told the group she would articulate what Biden had been trying to say, one lawmaker said.
"It was the first time I remember people pretty jarred by what they had seen," recalled Rep. Dean Phillips (D., Minn.), who would go on to mount an unsuccessful primary challenge against the president.
That was October 2021. That month was the last time Biden met with the House Democratic caucus on the Hill regarding legislation.
Emphasis mine. And there's a good reason Pelosi didn't invite Biden to come back, too.

Gee, I wonder if the usual Fake News Liars will once again denounce a WSJ story about Biden's dementia as "thinly-sourced partisan lies"?

Little flashback from July 8: Biden's WH physician, who of course repeatedly lied about Biden being "fit for duty" and who studiously avoided administering a cognitive function test -- or administered one, then lied about having done so -- was a partner in the Biden Crime Family, benefiting from Middle Class Joe's ability to shape policy for personal enrichment.

President Joe Biden is leaning on the credibility of White House physician Kevin O'Connor's optimistic assessment of his health, but that physician is a family intimate and one-time business associate of the president's brother.
When Biden's brother Jim was exploring a business venture aimed at securing Veterans Affairs contracts in 2017, O'Connor introduced him to a military-focused medical team and accompanied him to a meeting with a hospital president.
"You and your team clearly share our vision," O'Connor wrote to the hospital president following the business meeting.
The family ties transcend business. In a 2018 deposition, the president's sister-in-law, Sara Biden, described O'Connor as a "friend" who frequently doled out medical advice to her family.
When Joe Biden had left the vice presidency the previous year, O'Connor -- his government-assigned military doctor -- emailed more than a dozen members of the Biden clan, saying, "You've all been a really important part of my life."
On Monday, The New York Times reported that O'Connor had met with a specialist in Parkinson's Disease who visited the White House eight times in eight months, fanning a new round of speculation about Biden's wellbeing.
In response to a question about the visits, White House spokesperson Andrew Bates cited a White House statement that "A wide variety of specialists from the Walter Reed system visit the White House complex to treat thousands of military personnel who work on the grounds."
Bates also cited a February memo from O'Connor to White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre that said a neurologic exam revealed no findings consistent with Parkinson's or a host of other neurological disorders.
But experts in presidential health, and its long history of medical cover ups, said the close personal bonds between the Bidens and O'Connor intensify the inherent conflicts in relying on the White House physician to accurately convey the state of his employer's health to the public.
"That compounds the problem," said Matthew Algeo, historian and author of "The President is a Sick Man" about Grover Cleveland's coverup of an 1893 cancer procedure. "You're working for the guy you're examining, and he's your buddy. It's just a lose-lose situation."

Or win-win. Obviously Congress will have to conduct hearings and determine who knew what and who covered up what. I imagine everyone will perjure themselves or stonewall Congress, and then Biden will pardon them all for their massive perjuries in the transition period between the term Trump actually won and the term Trump gets to actually serve.

Below: Wow.

Biden's brother is celebrating having Biden back, "to enjoy whatever time we have left."

He admits that Biden's health was a "major factor" in the decision.

Biden's White House of remorseless liars has repeatedly denied this.

🚨 Biden's brother, Frank, says Biden's declining health "absolutely" played a "considerable role" in his decision to drop out of the presidential race — something the Biden administration has consistently denied.

THIS IS THE COVERUP OF THE CENTURY. pic.twitter.com/hKR3mspJp2
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) July 22, 2024

Via Nick Arama, who notes the obvious question:

"Whatever time we have left" sounds ominous. Is that just a recognition that he's 81, or is that a hint of something more that we're not being told?

And just like that, Frank Biden goes under the wheels of the White House Bus of Lies:

Nancy Cordes
@nancycordes
Frank Biden told @cbsnews that his brother's health, "in my humble opinion absolutely" contributed to his decision to bow out. But source close to Biden fam says "Frank Biden suffers from alcoholism and hasn't spoken to his brother in weeks. What he said... is completely untrue."

They played the "alcoholic" card? Don't they know that Biden's VP is an alcoholic who routinely drinks her lunch and slurs out her midday shpeeches?

This is getting very strange indeed:

BAIER: Not physically seeing Biden - not addressing a camera in Delaware, let alone an Oval Office statement like LBJ did.

PERINO: They didn't even release a WH still photograph. Nothing. I hope he's fine, but you can forgive people for wondering if we are really living Weekend… pic.twitter.com/j549P87mIp
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) July 21, 2024

The WH Chief of Staff called Cabinet officials to tell them, not Biden?

🧐🧐 pic.twitter.com/KshSHylPtj
— Gerrit Lansing (@lansing) July 22, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:20 PM

Comments

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1 NOOOO!!!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 03:21 PM (N1DT3)

2 I shan't believe it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 03:21 PM (N1DT3)

3 October 2021 my ass. Joe was obviously a dementia patient during his 2020 campaign.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 22, 2024 03:21 PM (JOR6L)

4 I was assured these were all "cheap fakes".

Posted by: Flyguy at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (HA1lM)

5 As you note, Ace- it started during the campaign.

He was the perfect candidate for the uniparty to run from the basement, since he wasn't aware enough to run his own campaign.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (N1DT3)

6 That late, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (GBKbO)

7 WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN!

Posted by: The Guy Who Shouts WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN! at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (uxCna)

8 White House staff found out about the decision to drop out via tweet??

they must be scrambling around in there like the Melissa McCarthy detail in Butler PA

Posted by: kallisto at July 22, 2024 03:23 PM (dCxaZ)

9 So, the media lied about the health of the president for years endlessly attacking anyone who said anything different.

I'm sure their stores supporting the idea that Kamala is a genius will be fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

10 Babylon Bee: Biden To Make Statement Via Ouija Board

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2024 03:23 PM (xPl2J)

11 >>>10 Babylon Bee: Biden To Make Statement Via Ouija Board

larf

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (KRtlO)

12 7 WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN!
Posted by: The Guy Who Shouts WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN! at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (uxCna)

WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN!

Posted by: Guy who repeats everything he hears at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (dIske)

13 12 7 WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN!
Posted by: The Guy Who Shouts WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN! at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (uxCna)

WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN!
Posted by: Guy who repeats everything he hears at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (dIske)

======

I love lamp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

14 12 7 WHERE THE HELL IS BIDEN!
Posted by: The Guy Who Shouts
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Pining for the Fjords.

Posted by: whig at July 22, 2024 03:25 PM (C3QmB)

15 So Biden's been given the 10 doses of Paxlovid - #346 previous thread.

From nih.gov:
https://is.gd/oJ6bWu

... Paxlovid was granted Emergency Use Authorization (EUA) in December 2021 as therapy of nonhospitalized patients (adults and children 12 years or older) with documented COVID-19 infection who are at high risk of complications. Paxlovid is available under the EUA as tablets of 150 mg of nirmatrelvir co-packaged with 100 mg tablets of ritonavir; the recommended dose being 2 tablets of nirmatrelvir and one tablet of ritonavir twice daily for 5 days. Longer term therapy is not recommended, nor is therapy recommended for hospitalized patients or patients who have had symptoms or signs for more than 5 days. Currently, Paxlovid is being actively evaluated for efficacy and safety in treating patients not at high risk for complications, for children, and for patients with known exposure to COVID-19 (post-exposure prophylaxis) Paxlovid appears to be generally well tolerated; mild adverse events may include headache, myalgia, gastrointestinal upset, nausea and diarrhea. The total clinical experience with Paxlovid has been limited and its safety not fully defined.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (O7YUW)

16 Wait, is Biden out or not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (y31cs)

17 Freedom in America at the moment largely rests on the shoulders of one man - Elon Musk.

If Twitter was still controlled by old management, none of this would be getting out - it would be classified as "disinformation" and suppressed.

And if the Deep State wins this election, they will undoubtedly take steps to return Twitter/X to its pre-Musk state.

Posted by: The ARC Of History! at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (uxCna)

18 It will probably be 30 years before the power that be admit what happened this week.

We'll know how they manipulated, lied, and engineered everything, but it will take 30+ years for it to be "officially" true.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (N1DT3)

19 I love lamp.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
__________________________

Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

Posted by: Guy who repeats some things he hears at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (dIske)

20 For over 30 years, Bob Filner was a know sexual predator of women at his office; everyone in the CA DNC knew about it. It wasn't until it finally came out while he was Mayor of San Diego that it could no longer be covered. Such is the way with Dems.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

21 Who's surprised the Democrats have created another massive clusterfuck out of this?

They're playing for time and trying to figure out which obvious lie will be a suitable narrative that the media will abide by. The Jedi hand wave thing is coming....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (Q4IgG)

22 MSM lies
Water is wet
Catholic bear shits in the woods with the pope.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (CsgRo)

23
The whole country has been gaslit for 3 years over Biden's senility. People should be pissed at the dems, government officials, and the media.

But they won't. Because American Ninja Warrior, and Real Housewives of wherever is riveting this season!!!

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (+oR7L)

24 They probably will cover up Kamala's chlamydia too.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

25 Wait, is Biden out or not?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Schrodinger's Biden

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (szrmA)

26 My theory: Biden had a medical event (natural or induced) and is alive but in a vegetative state.

Rather than invoke the 25th amendment and put Harris in charge, the party leaders are trying to cover it up as long as possible until they can decide who they want to be the nominee.

Take it for what it's worth (probably not much).

Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (B2zir)

27 We keep talking as if there were certain people who were not aware of Joey Shitbrains' dire mental condition. But they all were. All of them. Anyone who had any contact with him whatsoever knew.

We could see him deteriorate before our eyes, and that was only through controlled public events. Imagine what the guy was like in private.

The pizza delivery guy knew that Biden's brain was jello.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

28 The collapse of the Democratic Party is like Hemingway’s definition of bankruptcy: “Gradually, then suddenly.”

Posted by: Jmel at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (bVhJi)

29 You have to really fear for our country with Democrats in charge. There is a complete disregard for constitutional order, the law, tradition or ultimately the truth. The fact that a small group of unelected bureaucrats are running our country, rather than the elected president, whether you care for him or not, is a soft coup that is leading us down a very dangerous path.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (zD1Id)

30 Biden's doctor just released a note that says he is in perfect health and performing full duties. This guy needs to be investigated by the medical board.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (d9LQi)

31 Biden is either dead or in a locked room with armed guards posted outside.

And where is DOCTOR Jill? Hunter?

Posted by: The ARC Of History! at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (uxCna)

32 22 MSM lies
Water is wet
Catholic bear shits in the woods with the pope.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (CsgRo)

Does he wear the mitre and use the staff while in the woods? (The bear, not the pope)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

33 27 We keep talking as if there were certain people who were not aware of Joey Shitbrains' dire mental condition. But they all were. All of them. Anyone who had any contact with him whatsoever knew.

We could see him deteriorate before our eyes, and that was only through controlled public events. Imagine what the guy was like in private.

The pizza delivery guy knew that Biden's brain was jello.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

=======

The narrative around him changed, and true believers were allowed to believe what they could see with their own eyes.

Democrat true believers are just...they're real dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

34 "President Joe Biden is leaning on the credibility of White House physician Kevin O'Connor's optimistic assessment of his health..."

President Joe Biden is, at best, laying comfortably in his bed.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (8fLIj)

35 24 They probably will cover up Kamala's chlamydia too.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (vFG9F)

Klamidia Harris...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

36 If the Dems were to stage a "Death of Stalin" style takeover, over the past month, what exactly would they do any different than what they're doing right now?

Posted by: Shenanigans at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (pZ0Mr)

37 The US should sit with other banana republics at the UN.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (rJ48h)

38 They probably will cover up Kamala's chlamydia too.
Posted by: fd

Eh, a little Oil Dry and you won't even notice it.

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (szrmA)

39 Benny johnson has video from the secret service command room. In the AGR building. Directly overlooking the back of the roof where the shooter was. They could have literally reached out and slapped his ass.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (d9LQi)

40 Not because you're surprised, just because you're all yokels and walk around gawping at everything, motor cars and aer-o-planes and digital watches.

I can't believe they make bread that's already sliced!

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (OguvZ)

41 So Biden's been given the 10 doses of Paxlovid

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (O7YUW)

=====

"If it's Covid...Paxlovid." Haven't seen one of those commercials in a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

42 26 My theory: Biden had a medical event (natural or induced) and is alive but in a vegetative state.

Rather than invoke the 25th amendment and put Harris in charge, the party leaders are trying to cover it up as long as possible until they can decide who they want to be the nominee.

Take it for what it's worth (probably not much).

Posted by: Dr. T at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (B2zir)

Vegetative state wasn't too far from where he was during the debate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

43 They're playing for time and trying to figure out which obvious lie will be a suitable narrative that the media will abide by. The Jedi hand wave thing is coming....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (Q4IgG)

This still feels like two (or more) different camps fighting it out.

Pelosi is probably in the Obama camp (not wanting Kamala, open convention.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (y31cs)

44 >>>24 They probably will cover up Kamala's chlamydia too.

is that a real rumor or are you just joking?

Posted by: ace at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (KRtlO)

45 Meanwhile.. In China , Russia, North Korea and Iran.......

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (IyPmt)

46 Hmmm, Chief of Staff holding Cabinet meetings?

How is that legal?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (xaFKb)

47 Such a momentous occasion should be announced at least with a press conference. What's happening here says something is badly wrong.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (hKoQL)

48 Weird we can't even get Cheap Fake of Biden? For old times' sake?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (qrUD3)

49 Does someone need to say it? Joe Biden did not kill himself.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (P7Iz+)

50 I'm feeling better!

Posted by: Zombie Joe Biden! at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (uxCna)

51 Think about it. More people have seen Kamala’s cooter, than have seen Biden over the past week.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (zD1Id)

52 Netanyahu is already enroute to the US, but Biden has canceled his meeting.
Netanyahu now is requesting a meeting with Trump.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (MeG8a)

53 Schrodinger's Biden
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (szrmA)

I was thinking the Biden Uncertainty Principle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (y31cs)

54 Jesus, the WH/"Biden Family" really could have held their tongues on Frank Biden's comment. Are they just so used to attacking any and everyone that they can't control themselves at all?

Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (ei7q6)

55 Ace, you can't forget about Jill's horrible part in this train wreck of a play.

She's the worst person imaginable.

A good wife, a good woman would have protected her husband from this sham.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (JeYYB)

56 Cheatle took a hammering in House and Senate hearings today.

Slow Joe is MIA. A crock X post is the only communique we've received from Regime HQ. Heck, we don't know if it's authentic or not.

This what the Democrat Party looks like in MeltDown Phase.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (rj6Yv)

57 41 So Biden's been given the 10 doses of Paxlovid

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:26 PM (O7YUW)

=====

"If it's Covid...Paxlovid." Haven't seen one of those commercials in a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (DRSnL)

I couldn't take it; reacted with my transplant meds. Same with Ivermectin.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)

58 Breaking: Obama hires Kamala Harris as personal chef

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (qrUD3)

59 So who's Ridin' With Biden now?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

60
The movie "Dave" comes to mind. Stroked out President down in the basement with a nurse, while the imposter is running the show. Except they don't need an imposter here. Just a White house staff and a complicit media.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (+oR7L)

61 Biden's brother is celebrating having Biden back, "to enjoy whatever time we have left."
......

Because they are such a normal, loving family.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

62 Willowed

464 461 454 Yeah, Trump team totally didn't see Biden dropping out.

Which is why he was barely mentioned during Trump's convention speech.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

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And had an ad ready against Kamala within an hour of Biden's announcement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

Pure luck. Biden was so rock solid, everyone was caught off guard.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 03:24 PM (KbCG3)

—————

Not to mention Trump’s “off the cuff” golf cart trash talking that Biden will drop out and the later comments about not knowing who Vance is going to debate.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (xt5tS)

63 40 Not because you're surprised, just because you're all yokels and walk around gawping at everything, motor cars and aer-o-planes and digital watches.

I can't believe they make bread that's already sliced!
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (OguvZ)

And those hotdogs with the cheese already in 'em!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (y31cs)

64 45 Meanwhile.. In China , Russia, North Korea and Iran.......

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (IyPmt)

Do they walk into a bar?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (ynpvh)

65 So, basically, the only people who didn't know Bye-done was deteriorating were those that were being paid not to know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (dZVON)

66 62 Not to mention Trump’s “off the cuff” golf cart trash talking that Biden will drop out and the later comments about not knowing who Vance is going to debate.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (xt5tS)

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Hell, it wasn't just a comment. It was a press release in the rejection of the DNC's request for a VP debate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

67 Nobody here knows how all of this will turn out… speculation is entertaining though…

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

68 Biden's brother is celebrating having Biden back, "to enjoy whatever time we have left."
......

Because they are such a normal, loving family.

He's angling for a share of the China loot.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (xCA6C)

69 Biden's White House of remorseless liars has repeatedly denied this.
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They have doll's eyes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)

70 There is so much confusion about who should run on the democrat ticket, and how the attempted assassination was allowed to get so far, maybe we should just skip this election.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (lTGtQ)

71 This transition is looking as dignified as the marriage between a Hatfield widow and Paolo McCoy.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (gKWVE)

72 My biggest disappointment is that so far Jill's revenge has just be putting out Joe is pro-Kamala. What I want to see is absolute scorched Earth, with bodies being dug up in response to the coup against Jill.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (5Al3r)

73 Anyone who saw Joe struggle to get up the stairs to AF1 on the 17th knows this wasn't just a virus. Something else is going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (LkLld)

74 70 There is so much confusion about who should run on the democrat ticket, and how the attempted assassination was allowed to get so far, maybe we should just skip this election.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (lTGtQ)

=======

The presidency passes to the heir: Hunter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

75 Afternoon.

Willow'd.

487 Daily Star: Horror as extreme eater, 24, dies during livestream after 10-hour food binge
An autopsy revealed Pan Xiaoting's abdomen was full of undigested food which she sometimes binged on for up to 10 hours during extreme eating challenges in front of fans

https://tinyurl.com/2zazcu57

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (FnspL)

76 59 So who's Ridin' With Biden now?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Sheila Jackson Lee?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (ynpvh)

77 Non-noodin' bastiches.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (3Fz6p)

78 I just saw that LeBron James is going to be carrying the flag for the Olympic opening ceremonies. What a disgrace.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

79 MMMMNNNN! MNNNNNMMMM! MMMMMMNNNNN!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, Gagged In A Closet! at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (uxCna)

80 73 Anyone who saw Joe struggle to get up the stairs to AF1 on the 17th knows this wasn't just a virus. Something else is going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (LkLld)

Mini strokes can add up, Jack..

Posted by: tubal at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (PCK5/)

81 61 Biden's brother is celebrating having Biden back, "to enjoy whatever time we have left."
......

Because they are such a normal, loving family.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

They are; just ask Ashley.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (ynpvh)

82 65 So, basically, the only people who didn't know Bye-done was deteriorating were those that were being paid not to know.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (dZVON)

The New NPC Script was still being written.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (xaFKb)

83 Netanyahu now is requesting a meeting with Trump.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (MeG8a)

And I hope Trump says Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (dTTBf)

84 Yeah, Trump team totally didn't see Biden dropping out.
---
Trump is such a loser!

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)

85 Every single one of them in that party including Dr's, lawyers, government officals made every concerted effort to keep the coverup going. It's a frighten thought to know that the world now knows we literally have a dementia patient as the POTUS.

Posted by: sidney at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (Uy/WF)

86
If I could run the country while my husband was incapacitated with a stroke, then Dr Jill can too. Girl power!!

Posted by: Edith Wilson at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (+oR7L)

87 I wonder how many bumps there are now under the Oval Office carpet.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (rj6Yv)

88 74 70 There is so much confusion about who should run on the democrat ticket, and how the attempted assassination was allowed to get so far, maybe we should just skip this election.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (lTGtQ)

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The presidency passes to the heir: Hunter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

He's an heir-head.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (ynpvh)

89
Lewy, lewy

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (RKVpM)

90 487 Daily Star: Horror as extreme eater, 24, dies during livestream after 10-hour food binge
An autopsy revealed Pan Xiaoting's abdomen was full of undigested food which she sometimes binged on for up to 10 hours during extreme eating challenges in front of fans

https://tinyurl.com/2zazcu57
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (FnspL)

I've always found the high amount food challenges to be grotesque. Just wrong, on a gut level (heh.) This does nothing to change that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (y31cs)

91
Fun fact. Clam and Chlamydia both have the same root: Kamala. An ancient sanskrit word meaning roughly "one who spreads for profit"

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (qrUD3)

92 My brother drinks his lunch....

I am zdfrhtsmkt. Whatever.

Posted by: Your President at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (DqKQx)

93 I believe the Zients.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (+myjY)

94 Zients better get a pardon before Joe leaves.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (TgO2L)

95 So, has Joe Scarborough reasserted that Biden is a strong, vital man?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (XeU6L)

96 Not because you're surprised, just because you're all yokels and walk around gawping at everything, motor cars and aer-o-planes and digital watches.

I can't believe they make bread that's already sliced!
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 03:29 PM (OguvZ)

Goll ... olly!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (Aqu9a)

97 487 Daily Star: Horror as extreme eater, 24, dies during livestream after 10-hour food binge
An autopsy revealed Pan Xiaoting's abdomen was full of undigested food which she sometimes binged on for up to 10 hours during extreme eating challenges in front of fans

https://tinyurl.com/2zazcu57
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (FnspL)

/Waves his fingers like Vir Cotto...

Posted by: Darwin at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (xaFKb)

98 Biden's brother, Frank, says Biden's declining health "absolutely" played a "considerable role" in his decision to drop out of the presidential race — something the Biden administration has consistently denied.
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"Declining". So, did it intersect the y-axis?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

99 Kamala drinks her lunch and blows her mentor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (+myjY)

100 Trust the Zients

Posted by: gKWVE at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (gKWVE)

101 Soon: Trump had no idea anything was even wrong with Biden. He actually believed us!

-The Media

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (qrUD3)

102 79 MMMMNNNN! MNNNNNMMMM! MMMMMMNNNNN!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden, Gagged In A Closet! at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (uxCna)

*watches pitch sail in, decides to swing*

You could have also used 'Kamala.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (y31cs)

103 Anyone who saw Joe struggle to get up the stairs to AF1 on the 17th knows this wasn't just a virus. Something else is going on.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:32 PM (LkLld)

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Plus, the video of him trying to get into the car. I think that was the same day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (DRSnL)

104 >>>Daily Star: Horror as extreme eater, 24, dies during livestream after 10-hour food binge
An autopsy revealed Pan Xiaoting's abdomen was full of undigested food which she sometimes binged on for up to 10 hours during extreme eating challenges in front of fans
https://tinyurl.com/2zazcu57
Posted by: Robert

lol, amateur hour!!!

Posted by: Brian "Bottomless Pit" Stelter, Potoatoh.D. at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (KRtlO)

105 Biden's doctor just released a note that says he is in perfect health and performing full duties. This guy needs to be investigated by the medical board.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 03:28 PM (d9LQi)

With all due respect, I have come to the conclusion that lying, falsifying and repeating politically acceptable propaganda will never get a medical professional in trouble, unlike the crimes of telling the truth, following conclusions from actual studies, and prescribing in a manner suited to help the patient instead of support one or another narrative.

Anyways, our state medical board is busy investigating doctors who prescribed ivermectin and who try to dissuade parents from castrating and spaying their children in the name of "best practices"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (D7oie)

106 95 So, has Joe Scarborough reasserted that Biden is a strong, vital man?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (XeU6L)

Nah, that's so last week.. It's kamala for the win !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (IyPmt)

107 So, has Joe Scarborough reasserted that Biden is a strong, vital man?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (XeU6L)
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He's occasionally got to let some shit out.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (krQz2)

108 It has a very coup-y feel.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (JvZF+)

109 Lewy, lewy
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (RKVpM)

Hey, me gotta go.

Posted by: Joe Mushbrain at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (Aqu9a)

110 Netanyahu now is requesting a meeting with Trump.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (MeG8a)

Well, it would be a wasted trip if he had to meet with Kneepads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (+myjY)

111 Afternoon.

Willow'd.

487 Daily Star: Horror as extreme eater, 24, dies during livestream after 10-hour food binge
An autopsy revealed Pan Xiaoting's abdomen was full of undigested food which she sometimes binged on for up to 10 hours during extreme eating challenges in front of fans

https://tinyurl.com/2zazcu57
Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (FnspL)
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Competitive eating is the dumbest shit on the planet. It's nasty, it's disgusting, it's unhealthy, and anyone doing it should have their heads examined. IMO.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

112 He is totally in perfect health, but also too sick to meet with bibi or even do a quick zoom video chat to say he is dropping out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (d9LQi)

113 So who's Ridin' With Biden now?
Posted by: Elric Blade
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I don't think they'll let anyone ride along in the hearse.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (iZbyp)

114 Everything is under control.

A curfew is in effect from 6 PM to 6 AM. Violators will be shot.

Consume only approved media.

Obey the orders of the authorities.

Rumor mongers will be punished.

Posted by: Tomorrow's Announcement! at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (uxCna)

115
Dana Perino's priorities and mine are not in sync. I couldn't care less if biden leaves the presidency "feeling good about himself. "

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (7VqKh)

116 All this seems more like fourth-world country shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (JeYYB)

117 59 The Undertaker.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (5Al3r)

118 Shocked face

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (EGSGm)

119 Where is Biden?

Posted by: Ribbed at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (Ectld)

120 115
Dana Perino's priorities and mine are not in sync. I couldn't care less if biden leaves the presidency "feeling good about himself. "
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (7VqKh)

I'm not a fan Of Perino

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (IyPmt)

121 A few weeks back there were reports that potatus had an event while flying, quickly discounted due to who was reporting it. One was Loomer. Eventually one of her reports will be true, much like the natl enquirer broke the story on Edward’s and his baby mama. With whats been happening I’m believing Loomer on that story. I’d guess he’s been a medical mess for a long time nd they can’t hide it any longer. The dam will break soon.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (5rbBj)

122 I can rmember Joe Biden showing signs of problems by the late Spring of 2020. By that time he seemed to be less animated and spoke less forceful that the Fall of 2019.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (RHGPo)

123 *waves*

Posted by: Bernie Lomax at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (gKWVE)

124 Remember the salad days of the Soviet Union, when their leader would die and for weeks they wouldn’t let anyone know until a successor was in place? Good times. Good times.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (zD1Id)

125 I've always found the high amount food challenges to be grotesque. Just wrong, on a gut level (heh.) This does nothing to change that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:34 PM (y31cs)

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One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

126 Zients better get a pardon before Joe leaves.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at July 22, 2024 03:35 PM (TgO2L)

I saw some examples of Biden signatures against the one on the "not running" declaration from Sunday.
I agree the signature is different from the other ones, but, and this is really important, ALL THE OTHER SIGNATURES WERE IDENTICAL

Either someone took the same image and repeated it, or Biden has been signing essential docs with the autopen for years.
this is all messed up.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (D7oie)

127 125 One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

128 I can't believe Michael Douglas lied to us about Biden being "sharp as a tack".

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (OguvZ)

129 'm not a fan Of Perino
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (IyPmt)

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#MeToo

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (JeYYB)

130 Shocker: The Cover-Up of Biden's Dementia Began In... October 2021

you'd think if it started that early, they'd be better at forging his signature by now.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (oY6Yp)

131 (and just don't with the clam jokes).

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)
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Clam up?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (krQz2)

132 Why yes the Democrat Party and their shills in the electronic media are liars and propagandists.

That's precisely what they are. And now, they are caught red-handed.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (2ds6i)

133 Competitive eating is the dumbest shit on the planet. It's nasty, it's disgusting, it's unhealthy, and anyone doing it should have their heads examined. IMO.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

Does it count as eating if it shoots down your throat? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (qrUD3)

134 Rep. Gerald Connelly (D-VA) lost it during Monday’s House Oversight Committee hearing, when Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle refused to play along and criticize privately owned firearms.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

135 Netanyahu now is requesting a meeting with Trump.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (MeG8a)

Well, it would be a wasted trip if he had to meet with Kneepads.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (+myjY)

The critical question here if whether Blinken offered Netanyahu an opportunity to meet with Kamala.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)

136 oooooh
Joe's a little runaway
nobody knows where he is
don't believe a word they say

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (/7KEl)

137 Are we sure we have not slipped into a dimension of mind?

It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination.

What could we name this usual zone of reality, that lurks in the twilight's last gloaming?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

138 One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

But you set it up so nicely! That's just mean, man!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (y31cs)

139 The next and last time you see Joe Biden, he will be more aged, silent, gazing blankly in his wheelchair from distance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (JvZF+)

140 128 I can't believe Michael Douglas lied to us about Biden being "sharp as a tack".
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (OguvZ)

Another noted clam eater.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (y31cs)

141 I can't believe Michael Douglas lied to us about Biden being "sharp as a tack".
Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (OguvZ)
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He didn't specify a tack hammered flat and sanded to remove burrs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

142 I am pretty sure Biden was showing signs of dementia at the beginning of his second term as VP.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (8OBKf)

143 125 One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Don't try to mussel into this. You can't win.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (+myjY)

144 Competitive eating is the dumbest shit on the planet. It's nasty, it's disgusting, it's unhealthy, and anyone doing it should have their heads examined. IMO.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

Does it count as eating if it shoots down your throat? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (qrUD3)
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That's drinking

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

145 59 So who's Ridin' With Biden now?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

Sheila Jackson Lee?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:33 PM (ynpvh)

Not me.

Posted by: The Ride (the whole world called me Hank) at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (Aqu9a)

146 Weekend in Rebohoth.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (+H2BX)

147 If Biden wasn't such a nasty little toad, I would feel a tad bit sorry for him.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (ZtyUu)

148
One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

I shell refrain.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (qrUD3)

149 Enough with the conspiracies about Joe Biden being dead.

If he were dead and there were a new president, it would be announced in the traditional way - a plume of white crack smoke from the chimney of the Rehobeth Beach house.

Posted by: Jack Package at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (8LP6B)

150 120 115
Dana Perino's priorities and mine are not in sync. I couldn't care less if biden leaves the presidency "feeling good about himself. "
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:37 PM (7VqKh)

I'm not a fan Of Perino
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (IyPmt)

Have you seen pictures of her dog.

Anyone that treats their dog like a child is a weirdo in my book

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (FCrpy)

151 The junta has many 9 second pieces of Brandon.
Those short pieces could be stitched together and we'd never know that we were not watching a fresh filming of the vegetable.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (guGes)

152 I nominate Magic 8 Ball for the Dem nominee.

Decisive, BIPOC, well known.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (xt5tS)

153 THIS IS THE COVERUP OF THE CENTURY

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A "Coverup" in Plain Sight.

It's been gaslighting all the way down ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (bxDDB)

154 Dana Perino's priorities and mine are not in sync. I couldn't care less if biden leaves the presidency "feeling good about himself. "
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone
.......

Dana has a bad case of DC Feelz.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

155 @jason_meister
·
10m
Benjamin Netanyahu is en route to the US to meet with Joe Biden tomorrow, and the meeting was just canceled.

Where is Joe Biden? Is he alive?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (LkLld)

156 That's drinking
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

But, it IS seed. And very heavily protein.

Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (Nt9p1)

157 46 Hmmm, Chief of Staff holding Cabinet meetings?

How is that legal?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (xaFKb)

Press when Biden's lackeys are actually running the government: "No worries, it's cool, bro."

Press when Al Haig handled crisis management for an hour until the vice-president could arrive after the president had been shot: "NAZIS TAKING OVER OUR GOVERNMENT REEEEE!!!"

None of this is new.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (QdGJh)

158 The next and last time you see Joe Biden, he will be more aged, silent, gazing blankly in his wheelchair from distance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (JvZF+)
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*Beep*

Posted by: Capt. Christopher Pike at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (3Fz6p)

159 If I were Trump I'd cool it on talking to international leaders just now, or it might be the next thing he gets impeached for

listen to me now and hear me later- if Trump wins, but the Dems flip the House, he WILL be impeached repeatedly

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (/7KEl)

160 Joe's brother Frank is the one who took a nude selfie and decided everyone on Twitter needed to see it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (DOKTS)

161 >> I can rmember Joe Biden showing signs of problems by the late Spring of 2020. By that time he seemed to be less animated and spoke less forceful that the Fall of 2019.

He was talking about leaving the record player on for kids at night during the debates.

Posted by: the dandy at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (L+5ng)

162 Rush I think was the first to call him Sundowner

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (hZP+2)

163 Conjecture:

Further to #15, I'm wondering if all the drug cocktails of talky drugs they've given him recently put him right at the edge of full dementia collapse and now this experimental drug is the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back.

If he's irrecoverably over-the-edge, like most advanced dementia patients, there will be moments of lucidity; when he'll be perfectly normal for an unpredictable duration. During those times, he wouldn't likely be agreeable to issuing a letter of resignation under the 25th amendment section 3 (because he'll claim he's fine) which leaves section 4, and Biden in another lucid moment later could counter the letter that removed him, forcing this to a 2/3 vote required in both the House and the Senate.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (O7YUW)

164 oooooh
Joe's a little runaway
nobody knows where he is
don't believe a word they say
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (/7KEl)

The Runaway ~~Bride~~ President

Posted by: The Ride (the whole world called me Hank) at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (Aqu9a)

165 Don't try to mussel into this. You can't win.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (+myjY)
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Oy! Stir things up, will ya?

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (krQz2)

166 This is not a good look for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

167 The Wall Street Journal today reports on the start date of the cover-up -- October 2021.

Thus begins the WSJ's cover-up of. the cover-up.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (Ez0wT)

168 I'm actually wondering if he and his staff freaked out about the assassination attempt. The resignation letter doesn't say anything about his health, it's speculation at this point.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (Qcqjd)

169 Competitive eating reminds me of the sin of gluttony.

There are poor people somewhere not getting enough to eat to live.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (+H2BX)

170 I *love* love love the ad hominem. Not "he's mistaken" or "someone has misled him" or whatever, nah, they go straight for "he's a fucking drunk, don't listen to that guy".

Real bad-guy-in-a-movie kind of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (VoAdT)

171 160 Joe's brother Frank is the one who took a nude selfie and decided everyone on Twitter needed to see it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (DOKTS)

Frank/Weiner 2024!

Posted by: Bernie Lomax at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (gKWVE)

172 So, old Comrade Glorious Leader, fatigued after so much accomplishment, go for long, well deserved rest at dacha! Comrades, please immediately transfer love and devotion to new Comrade Glorious Leader! No bourgeois elections needed! Motherland in peril! ALL HAIL NEW COMRADE GLORIOUS LEADER!

Somehow I have this nagging feeling that I've heard all this before somewhere.....

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (a9CYf)

173 166 This is not a good look for the Democrat Party.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

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They just need to message it better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

174 The next and last time you see Joe Biden, he will be more aged, silent, gazing blankly in his wheelchair from distance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (JvZF+)

*ding ding ding ding ding*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (+myjY)

175 What could we name this usual zone of reality, that lurks in the twilight's last gloaming?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

We could call it…The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Rod Serling at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (Nt9p1)

176 160 Joe's brother Frank is the one who took a nude selfie and decided everyone on Twitter needed to see it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (DOKTS)

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Jane, please tell me more. WHAT???

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (JeYYB)

177 Competitive eating is the dumbest shit on the planet. It's nasty, it's disgusting, it's unhealthy, and anyone doing it should have their heads examined. IMO.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

In college there was beer relay racing. 2 small glasses of beer in front of 7 or so guys. Each drinks the whole glass down and slams down the glass, when the next picks it up. At the end the anchor drinks his two and it moves back the other way.

Good fun.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (eoQWY)

178 My brain is squirming like a toad.

Posted by: Your President at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (DqKQx)

179 Benjamin Netanyahu is en route to the US to meet with Joe Biden tomorrow, and the meeting was just canceled.

Where is Joe Biden? Is he alive?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (LkLld)
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Mysteriously the invitation turned into a seance.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

180 Posted by: Jane D'oh

Afternoon ma'am. Glad to see you back.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (6pLRH)

181 Keep fighting, Joe!
*koff*

Posted by: Constantine Chernenko at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (gKWVE)

182 173 166 This is not a good look for the Democrat Party.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

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They just need to message it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

The Republicans need a quality candidate to take advantage of Dem weakness.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (Nt9p1)

183 Joe's brother Frank is the one who took a nude selfie and decided everyone on Twitter needed to see it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (DOKTS)

Doesn't everyone love to see pics of a fat naked 70 year-old dude? He's a giver.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (+myjY)

184 f I were Trump...

Never not funny.

Trump is the leader of the United States and he has business to conduct.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (Ez0wT)

185 138 One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).
Posted by: Jordan61

Tell 'em Joe sent ya, get a free glass of wine on the House.

Posted by: Lenny's Clam Bar at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (V5BDR)

186 Jane, please tell me more. WHAT???

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (JeYYB)

It was one of the cringiest things EVER!

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (14URa)

187 They played the "alcoholic" card? Don't they know that Biden's VP is an alcoholic who routinely drinks her lunch and slurs out her midday shpeeches?

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Kamala will crush it with the alcoholic and stoner wings of the Party (what's that, 85%?) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (bxDDB)

188 127 125 One of my cousins wins the clam eating contest at the local clam bar every year (and just don't with the clam jokes).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (DRSnL)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

I might if they were oysters--Sec Trans Petey

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:45 PM (ynpvh)

189 I *love* love love the ad hominem. Not "he's mistaken" or "someone has misled him" or whatever, nah, they go straight for "he's a fucking drunk, don't listen to that guy".

Real bad-guy-in-a-movie kind of shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (VoAdT)

Sounds like Jill doesn't expect to need to go to any family parties in the future, doesn't it

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:45 PM (eoQWY)

190 Tinfoil hat on.

Here's a possible twist in the assassination attempt:

Maybe the rifle Crook's father said he lent to his son is NOT the rifle Crooks used to shoot Trump.

That would explain why they are hush hush on this basic piece of information that should be non-controversial to release.

Perhaps the FBI's "lone wolf" had an accomplice they didn't know about and they are worried Crook's spilled the beans to.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 03:45 PM (xt5tS)

191 My apologies to Mr J.B. Jovi for that one

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

192 Further to #163

So at this point the Dems are in a really bad spot. If they play it out per Amendment 25 section 4, I think the sympathy-from-the-public factor will be a wash (some saying it was the humane and proper thing to do, others saying they were cruel to not let him finish out his term.)

I'm definitely leaning more into my earlier prediction (sudden "unexpected" collapse, Walter Reed Hospital, "A Nation in Mourning".) It's the only thing that goes exactly where the Dems need things to be: Public sympathy writ large.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (O7YUW)

193 Let's cut the malarkey.

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (dIske)

194 133 Competitive eating is the dumbest shit on the planet. It's nasty, it's disgusting, it's unhealthy, and anyone doing it should have their heads examined. IMO.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:36 PM (iFTx/)

Does it count as eating if it shoots down your throat? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kamala at July 22, 2024 03:39 PM (qrUD3)

In that case I think it's ornithological: The Slutty Swallow.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (ynpvh)

195 Mysteriously the invitation turned into a seance.
Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

He’s waiting for the invitation to arrive
Going to a party where no one’s still alive

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (Nt9p1)

196 Said yesterday was watching all the Democrats Propaganda Ministry channels and every one of them had video of him looking very bad, walking like a zombie

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (hZP+2)

197 The Republicans need a quality candidate to take advantage of Dem weakness.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (Nt9p1)

Somebody who can grab them by the nose and kick 'em in the ass.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)

198 127 I think it takes place at the Blue Oyster club. Does that help, or just bring up memories of a overall poor film series?

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (5Al3r)

199 Here's Frank. That open toilet in the background really helps sell it. https://tiny.cc/#

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (14URa)

200 The next and last time you see Joe Biden, he will be more aged, silent, gazing blankly in his wheelchair from distance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
.......

Karma: being a vegetable at DOCTOR Jill's mercy.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

201 This is not a good look for the Democrat Party.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

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They just need to message it better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

How Palace Coups Protect Our Democracy And Why It's A Good Thing - The New Republic

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (kYnKG)

202 God help me but for some reason it strikes me as funny the Biden might check out before Carter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (qejsy)

203 In college there was beer relay racing. 2 small glasses of beer in front of 7 or so guys. Each drinks the whole glass down and slams down the glass, when the next picks it up. At the end the anchor drinks his two and it moves back the other way.

Good fun.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (eoQWY)
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At Cornell in the '70s, there was the Phi Psi 500, which was essentially a running pub crawl. I'm told that after the first couple of bars, you could trace the route by vomit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (3Fz6p)

204 f I were Trump...

Never not funny.

Trump is the leader of the United States and he has business to conduct.
Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (Ez0wT)

He "ordered" the SS to give protection to RFK Jr already. He met with Viktor Orban too.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (eoQWY)

205 Huh.

The United States Supreme Court on Monday ordered the state of New York to respond to a lawsuit filed by the state of Missouri by this Wednesday, according to Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey.

Bailey filed the lawsuit on July 3, and argued that the prosecution of former President Donald Trump in his hush money case, along with the court's gag orders, damaged Missourians' right to hear him speak freely ahead of the election.

The lawsuit requests that the Supreme Court rule that New York illegally interfered with the presidential election, and postpone any sentencing in the court case until after the election. It also seeks to have the gag orders that are still imposed on the former president removed.

https://tinyurl.com/2znzcfd8

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (xCA6C)

206 155 @jason_meister
·
10m
Benjamin Netanyahu is en route to the US to meet with Joe Biden tomorrow, and the meeting was just canceled.

Where is Joe Biden? Is he alive?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (LkLld)

Where's Waldo Biden campaign needed...we need to spot Joe and find him. Everyone in the US should play.

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (exHjb)

207 Sounds like Jill doesn't expect to need to go to any family parties in the future, doesn't it
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:45 PM (eoQWY)

Female Fredo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (y31cs)

208 He’s waiting for the invitation to arrive
Going to a party where no one’s still alive
Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (Nt9p1)

It's a dead Mans party... Who could ask for more.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

209 he's a fucking drunk, don't listen to that guy".
=
Hunter,on the other hand, is the smartest guy I know, and my closest advisor.

Posted by: Your President at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (DqKQx)

210 I am going to reiterate that I don't think Biden is dead, for the simple reason that the Democrats would benefit a lot more right now from a dead Biden than from a feeble Biden dropping from the race. The party is awash in unearned sympathy, Kamala actually becoming the incumbent limits talk about a contested convention, no worries about ballot access (as Mike Johnson mentioned and I hope to God Trump's campaign follows up) and much better coverage in the media.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (VSht7)

211
you can't forget about Jill's horrible part in this train wreck of a play.

She's the worst person imaginable.

A good wife, a good woman would have protected her husband from this sham.
Posted by: Seems Legit

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Megan McCain has said the same thing. Apparently John was a right mess in his final months and the family shut him off from public scrutiny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (7VqKh)

212 205 Huh.

The United States Supreme Court on Monday ordered the state of New York to respond to a lawsuit filed by the state of Missouri by this Wednesday, according to Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (xCA6C)

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Is...SCOTUS going to have some balls this year?

That would be advantageous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

213 Century Club. 100 shots of beer in 100 mins. It was not so much the volume but the spacing and repetition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (y31cs)

214 >>>>166 This is not a good look for the Democrat Party.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

Media to the rescue

Posted by: mediapostate at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (i+Vg5)

215 He’s waiting for the invitation to arrive
Going to a party where no one’s still alive
Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (Nt9p1)

It's a dead Mans party... Who could ask for more.....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (IyPmt)

=====

Everybody's coming, leave your body at the door!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSnL)

216 Wake up dead in a plywood bed
Six feet from the rest of your life
And when you couldn't see your own degeneracy.
NFL, nice f**kin' life

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (XV/Pl)

217 I'm definitely leaning more into my earlier prediction (sudden "unexpected" collapse, Walter Reed Hospital, "A Nation in Mourning".) It's the only thing that goes exactly where the Dems need things to be: Public sympathy writ large.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (O7YUW)

If they were planning that the super clean bill of health seems dangerous.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (eoQWY)

218 "They played the "alcoholic" card? Don't they know that Biden's VP is an alcoholic who routinely drinks her lunch and slurs out her midday shpeeches?"

Kneepads always seems stoned to me -- like seriously high on weed -- rather than drunk. Or it could be both.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

219 How difficult can it be to spot him with some long lens camera or something similar - if he were walking about or upright that it.

Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (ZtyUu)

220 156 That's drinking
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

But, it IS seed. And very heavily protein.

Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (Nt9p1)

It's how Kumala seeds her random number generator.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (ynpvh)

221 In rejecting Jankowicz’s claims, the judge said that 36 of the 37 statements made on Fox News programs were about the disinformation board and not Jankowicz. The judge ruled that the remaining statement — which was also a reference to the board and not Jankowicz, despite showing an image of her as it was said — was not disinformation because it was a factual statement that matched the wording in the board’s own charter describing its purpose.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (RHGPo)

222 Everybody's coming, leave your body at the door!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSn

Leave your body and soul at the door

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (IyPmt)

223 Take him out of his cave and see if he sees his shadow !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (NtVYv)

224 >>In college there was beer relay racing. 2 small glasses of beer in front of 7 or so guys. Each drinks the whole glass down and slams down the glass, when the next picks it up. At the end the anchor drinks his two and it moves back the other way.

My frat used to have keg races. We had a two keg system in the house so we break into two teams. Each team would line up single file in front of a keg. First guy would take a beer and start drinking while moving to the back of the line. Next guy up. The process continued until one keg was empty.

It was one of more intellectual exercises.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (LkLld)

225 Looks like State Street Assisted Living in Dover, DE will have a new resident. It's very nice there and about a mile from Dover AFB if Joe would like to go out to look at the planes.

Posted by: Smiling Admissions Lady at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (V5BDR)

226 So who's Ridin' With Biden now?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM

Screw that, we're taking grandpa's keys!

Posted by: Democrats at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (ZANHd)

227 I *love* love love the ad hominem. Not "he's mistaken" or "someone has misled him" or whatever, nah, they go straight for "he's a fucking drunk, don't listen to that guy".

Real bad-guy-in-a-movie kind of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (VoAdT)

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... and starring Steve Buscemi as brother Frank in "The Death of Biden."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (bxDDB)

228 Well, that's something.

Following through on President Biden's order for an independent review of security at former President Trump's rally where he was shot, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas established a bipartisan panel to start a 45-day investigation of the incident.

According to the agency, the panel includes former DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano; Frances Townsend, former Homeland Security Adviser to President George W. Bush; Mark Filip, a former federal judge and deputy AG under Bush; and David Mitchell, former head of the Maryland State Police.

“We are committed to getting to the bottom of what happened on July 13, and I am grateful to the distinguished members of this independent review who will bring decades of expertise in law enforcement and security operations to this important investigation,” said Mayorkas

https://tinyurl.com/4wa6e3aa

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (xCA6C)

229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!

Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

230 219 How difficult can it be to spot him with some long lens camera or something similar - if he were walking about or upright that it.
Posted by: IC - #FJB at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (ZtyUu)

——-

Like Big Foot or something

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (xt5tS)

231 Competitive eating reminds me of the sin of gluttony.

There are poor people somewhere not getting enough to eat to live.
Posted by: no one of any consequence

Move to where the food is. We have deserts in America. We just don't live in them.
Oosted by: Zombie Sam Kinison

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (6pLRH)

232 224 My frat used to have keg races. We had a two keg system in the house so we break into two teams. Each team would line up single file in front of a keg. First guy would take a beer and start drinking while moving to the back of the line. Next guy up. The process continued until one keg was empty.

It was one of more intellectual exercises.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (LkLld)

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*points to link in nic where I review Animal House, the closest I've gotten to being in a fraternity*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

233 222 Everybody's coming, leave your body at the door!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSn

Leave your body and soul at the door
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (IyPmt)

Don’t run away, it’s only me!
Don’t be afraid of what you can’t see

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (Nt9p1)

234 I am going to reiterate that I don't think Biden is dead, for the simple reason that the Democrats would benefit a lot more right now from a dead Biden than from a feeble Biden dropping from the race. The party is awash in unearned sympathy, Kamala actually becoming the incumbent limits talk about a contested convention, no worries about ballot access (as Mike Johnson mentioned and I hope to God Trump's campaign follows up) and much better coverage in the media.
Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (VSht7)

Kamala as Prez can fire some of her 'advisors'. They don't want that. She doesn't even choose her own staff.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (eoQWY)

235 Addendum to my rant at 210, Democrats probably wouldn't be faced with as many questions about whether they knew MushHead had limited functionality or if they were just too stupid to notice his limited functionality if he was dead rather than just set aside.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (VSht7)

236 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

237 Good to see the Biden crime family throwing the "alcoholic" brother under the bus. Vicious bastards

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (qejsy)

238 Well, everybody who counts knew this already.

Posted by: The MFM at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (Aqu9a)

239 Joe and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Joe fell down and broke his crown
Jill said: "Whatever, put the fucker in a home."

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

240 213 Century Club. 100 shots of beer in 100 mins. It was not so much the volume but the spacing and repetition.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (y31cs)

Used to do power hours all the time. That works out to a bit shy of a six pack in an hour. Enough to start your night off right, but not set you on your ear.

I think i might struggle with the Century Club, however.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (VoAdT)

241 179 Benjamin Netanyahu is en route to the US to meet with Joe Biden tomorrow, and the meeting was just canceled.

Where is Joe Biden? Is he alive?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (LkLld)
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Mysteriously the invitation turned into a seance.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

"Knock on the table once for Yes, twice for No"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

242 Is...SCOTUS going to have some balls this year?
That would be advantageous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

Pic or it didn't happen

Posted by: Frank Enfurter Biden at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (gKWVE)

243 The Democrats would never never never prop up a corpse to assure maximum political power. THAT would never happen.

https://tinyurl.com/ymcwrdtm

Posted by: Orson at July 22, 2024 03:51 PM (dIske)

244
He "ordered" the SS to give protection to RFK Jr already. He met with Viktor Orban too.
Posted by: Oldcat

============

He also put Hamas on notice that they'd better release their American hostages before he takes office. Like by day one.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:51 PM (7VqKh)

245 Everybody's coming, leave your body at the door!
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (DRSn

Leave your body and soul at the door
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM

Don't run away, it's only me!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2024 03:51 PM (ZANHd)

246 {217} If they were planning that the super clean bill of health seems dangerous.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:48 PM (eoQWY)

Biden's age mitigates that quite nicely.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 03:51 PM (O7YUW)

247 The United States Supreme Court on Monday ordered the state of New York to respond to a lawsuit filed by the state of Missouri by this Wednesday, according to Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 03:46 PM (xCA6C)

I really hope Andrew Bailey is our next US AG.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:51 PM (rj6Yv)

248 151 The junta has many 9 second pieces of Brandon.
Those short pieces could be stitched together and we'd never know that we were not watching a fresh filming of the vegetable.

The Max Headroom reboot.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (w+hdv)

249 Ah, the peals of Horde punning strikes agail

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (5Al3r)

250 236 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light

And whatever you do, don't go outside with them.

Posted by: Old Yeller at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (xCA6C)

251 On another political front, the Dem supported R candidate's campaign is doing robocalls about the Trump endorsed candidate taking out of state money for their campaign. Ironically, they're doing it from out of state numbers.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (dZVON)

252 Shouldn't congress impeach Biden and the Senate remove him? I mean, the guys MIA for over a week.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (/U5Yz)

253 I think i might struggle with the Century Club, however.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (VoAdT)

It varied a lot by what you were drinking. You needed something light (if you did Guinness for example, you'd probably put yourself in a coma.) I think we used Coors Light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (y31cs)

254 >>*points to link in nic where I review Animal House, the closest I've gotten to being in a fraternity*

We took there Dean of Students to see Animal House with us. A peace offering of sorts.

He suspended the frat later in the year.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (LkLld)

255 Frank Biden, what the hell is wrong with his face?! https://is.gd/g3QTIG

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

256 The best way the Deep State can screw Trump over is to have Kamala become president now, so she will be the 47th president, then all of the Trump/47 memorabilia would be worthless.

Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (I40X7)

257 Okay, I googled "Frank Biden nude selfie" and holy shit, that guy is just as weird as his brother. He has been dating a former Hooters employee. They live in a house owned by her parents in Lake Worth, Florida.

He's a scammer like his bro.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (JeYYB)

258 What the democrats really need is a quality candidate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (lTGtQ)

259 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

Say no to the offer of elderberry wine.

Posted by: Mortimer Brewster at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)

260 The longer they wait to produce Joe, the bigger the PR nightmare they will have to spin

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (/7KEl)

261 then all of the Trump/47 memorabilia would be worthless.
Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (I40X7)

Or collectors items

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (IyPmt)

262 How difficult can it be to spot him with some long lens camera or something similar

Our job is to report the news, not go find it!

Posted by: Journalism at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (Ez0wT)

263 So who's Ridin' With Biden now?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:31 PM

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https://garyvarvel.com/2024-july

Gary Varvel conservative political cartoon.

[h/t Fen]]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (bxDDB)

264 253 I think i might struggle with the Century Club, however.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (VoAdT)

It varied a lot by what you were drinking. You needed something light (if you did Guinness for example, you'd probably put yourself in a coma.) I think we used Coors Light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (y31cs)

I was told drinking Coors was like making love on the beach...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (ynpvh)

265 254 We took there Dean of Students to see Animal House with us. A peace offering of sorts.

He suspended the frat later in the year.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (LkLld)

========

"Here is a celebration of our worst qualities where people like you look like dictatorial shits. Peace?"
-Strange that it didn't work out well

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

266
Megan McCain has said the same thing. Apparently John was a right mess in his final months and the family shut him off from public scrutiny.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:47 PM (7VqKh)

He still collected his paycheck, because the miserable bastard sure as he'll didn't resign from Senate when he was incapable of performing his duties like a decent human being would have.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (VSht7)

267
Democrats probably wouldn't be faced with as many questions about whether they knew MushHead had limited functionality or if they were just too stupid to notice his limited functionality if he was dead rather than just set aside.
Posted by: tankdemon

============

If they didn't notice it, why not? Is anyone fit to go up against Putin or Xi who couldn't tell Joe was senile?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (7VqKh)

268 @228

>>Well, that's something.

Yeah, it's a bunch of Deep State Apparatchiks "investigating" the Deep States Assassination Attempt on their Opponent.

It a Clinton Henchmen, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and The Triateral Commission, ones the dude that took over for Beau Biden another is a Deleaware Swamp Creature.

Real independent crew there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)

269 Any GOP strategist worth half a shit would be howling from the mountaintops: WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THE PEOPLE WHO'VE LIED FOR FOUR YEARS FLAT WITH ANOTHER TERM??!

Not to mention the abysmal state the country is in, the nonexistent border, the freak-parade of "firsts" who have subsequently had to be fired for porn/theft/incompetence... and on and on and on.

The fact that anything north of 1% supports democrats right now is a truly miserable indictment of today's democrat voter.

Posted by: red speck at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (0Id0S)

270 260 The longer they wait to produce Joe, the bigger the PR nightmare they will have to spin

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (/7KEl)

They're going to have Joe hop on stage and simply yell, "The aristocrats!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (KbCG3)

271 259 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

Say no to the offer of elderberry wine.
Posted by: Mortimer Brewster at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)

NO ROWBOATS!

Posted by: Fredo Corleone at July 22, 2024 03:54 PM (y31cs)

272 I *love* love love the ad hominem. Not "he's mistaken" or "someone has misled him" or whatever, nah, they go straight for "he's a fucking drunk, don't listen to that guy".

Real bad-guy-in-a-movie kind of shit.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:43 PM (VoAdT)

If we quit listening to people in DC who are drunk most of the day we'd be a lot better off.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:55 PM (eoQWY)

273 then all of the Trump/47 memorabilia would be worthless.
Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (I40X7)

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Yeah, that's our biggest worry.

Forget the border.
Forget new wars.
Forget the debt.
Forget the new regulations.
Forget the new taxes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:55 PM (JeYYB)

274 Frank Biden, what the hell is wrong with his face?! https://is.gd/g3QTIG
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

There's something that reminds me of Jack Nicholson's Joker. Like he got nailed with Joker gas.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 03:55 PM (v45ws)

275 255 Frank Biden, what the hell is wrong with his face?! https://is.gd/g3QTIG
Posted by: Jordan61

Skin suit. Lizard person inside.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 03:55 PM (/U5Yz)

276 What the democrats really need is a quality candidate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (lTGtQ)

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Hillary 2024 -- I'MMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (bxDDB)

277 Just here to say that that Babylon Bee video in the sidebar of Kamala's speech writer is my all-time favorite Bee sketch.

That kid has a future.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (bS+DD)

278 The longer they wait to produce Joe, the bigger the PR nightmare they will have to spin
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (/7KEl)

Concur.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (rj6Yv)

279
He still collected his paycheck, because the miserable bastard sure as he'll didn't resign from Senate when he was incapable of performing his duties like a decent human being would have.
Posted by: tankdemon

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Tangentially, that applies to any number of the bastards, male and female.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (7VqKh)

280 276 What the democrats really need is a quality candidate.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (lTGtQ)

---------------

Hillary 2024 -- I'MMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (bxDDB)

Well, Stephen King DOES like her...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (ynpvh)

281 New flight restrictions ordered over Delaware for VIP flight. Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (Mlhrz)

282 221 It isn't alcohol that speeds Kamala's random number generator.

-Willie Brown

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (5Al3r)

283 Is Joe in DE at his beach house?
Is Joe at Johns Hopkins in MD?
Has Joe been secretly brought back to the White House?
Where's Joe and why can't he find his phone to film a 30 second "I'm still here and in charge" speech?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (exHjb)

284 Ace should post that chart comparing the ages of various country’s “leaders”. The USA has far and away the oldest crew out there.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (xt5tS)

285 Frank Biden, what the hell is wrong with his face?! https://is.gd/g3QTIG
Posted by: Jordan61
.......

He looks retarded and has a big chin.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

286 Hillary 2024 -- I'MMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (bxDDB)

Yo, she-bitch! Let's go.

Posted by: Ash at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (O7YUW)

287 Okay, I googled "Frank Biden nude selfie" and holy shit, that guy is just as weird as his brother. He has been dating a former Hooters employee. They live in a house owned by her parents in Lake Worth, Florida.

He's a scammer like his bro.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (JeYYB)
----
The whole family is nothing more than a bunch of thieving, grifting, sexual deviants.

And yet they claim to have the moral high ground when it comes to Trump, who also has his moral failings, but has owned up to them, more or less.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (7fElN)

288 Sharp as a tack, Jack!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (i7Q7S)

289 271 259 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

Say no to the offer of elderberry wine.
Posted by: Mortimer Brewster at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)

NO ROWBOATS!

And no spacewalks!

Posted by: Dr. Frank Poole at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (xCA6C)

290 I think i might struggle with the Century Club, however.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (VoAdT)

It varied a lot by what you were drinking. You needed something light (if you did Guinness for example, you'd probably put yourself in a coma.) I think we used Coors Light.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:52 PM (y31cs)

I was told drinking Coors was like making love on the beach...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (ynpvh)
_____

I couldn't come close to doing a power hour let alone a century. I did manage to pull off whatever they called the 7-girls-in-7-days feat.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

291 Frank Biden, what the hell is wrong with his face?! https://is.gd/g3QTIG
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (DRSnL)

Acute alcoholism distorts everything from the nose down.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (+myjY)

292 Century Club. 100 shots of beer in 100 mins. It was not so much the volume but the spacing and repetition.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Love that game but it's relentless. Around the 80 shot mark, those minutes start coming fast. And you best get back from the can before the minute's up or you're doing a penalty shot.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (KAi1n)

293 Any GOP strategist worth half a shit would be howling from the mountaintops: WHY WOULD YOU TRUST THE PEOPLE WHO'VE LIED FOR FOUR YEARS FLAT WITH ANOTHER TERM??!

I would expect the Speaker Of The House to do that but, he's a groveling four-eyed weak sister pig fucker.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (/U5Yz)

294 "It was the first time I remember people pretty jarred by what they had seen," recalled Rep. Dean Phillips (D., Minn.), who would go on to mount an unsuccessful primary challenge against the president.
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The first time. Of course, every slack jawed deplorable yokel who doesn't rely on CNN and MSNBC knew long before that.

But you be you, Democrats. After all, if you're not you, who's going to be you?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (1bNHn)

295 Kamala refused to preside over the joint session when Netanyahu speaks. Expect the squad and others to be heckling and making a scene. Kamala can then say to Jewish donors "I had nothing to do with it". The propaganda ministries will then cover up her past anti Israel crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (qejsy)

296 Don't ride in the front seat, Joe!

Posted by: Paulie Gatto at July 22, 2024 03:58 PM (+myjY)

297 Frank Biden, what the hell is wrong with his face?!

https://is.gd/g3QTIG

Posted by: Jordan61

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Looks like the love child of F. Joe and Ron Perlman.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 03:58 PM (bxDDB)

298 @260

>>The longer they wait to produce Joe, the bigger the PR nightmare they will have to spin

You actually think these people care about PR or PR hit?

Dude, they just tried to assassinate an opponent and in less than a week have forced out a head of state, and are more than likely going swap out their vice president and saddle two different horses.

All these people care about is power, that's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 03:58 PM (XV/Pl)

299 07/22/2024 4/5287 ZDC DE VIP Wilmington, DE, Monday, July 22, 2024 Local
07/21/2024 4/5157 ZDC DE VIP Rehoboth Beach, DE, Sunday, July 21, 2024 through Wednesday, July 24, 2024 Local

2 different VIP flight periods...one for today, and one that was set from Sunday to Wednesday...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 03:58 PM (exHjb)

300 The best way the Deep State can screw Trump over is to have Kamala become president now, so she will be the 47th president, then all of the Trump/47 memorabilia would be worthless.
Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (I40X7)

She'd only be the 46.82th President because of the gender pay gap.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 03:58 PM (eoQWY)

301 He looks retarded and has a big chin.
===
What's your point?!!

Posted by: Jay Leno at July 22, 2024 03:59 PM (DqKQx)

302 And yeah, you want to use a weak beer to play century club - Miller Lite is perfect. These days though, I'm going for Becks NA. It actually has a bit under 0.005% alcohol so not totally NA.

Posted by: SFGoth at July 22, 2024 03:59 PM (KAi1n)

303 295 Kamala refused to preside over the joint session when Netanyahu speaks. Expect the squad and others to be heckling and making a scene. Kamala can then say to Jewish donors "I had nothing to do with it". The propaganda ministries will then cover up her past anti Israel crap
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (qejsy)

=======

Remember the tidbit that Jewish donors represented over 50% of donations to the Democrat Party?

What if they've given up on ever getting them back? What if Democrats are simply fully embracing being funded by foreign dollars?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

304 President Joe Biden is leaning on the credibility of White House physician Kevin O'Connor's optimistic assessment of his health, but that physician is a family intimate and one-time business associate of the president's brother.
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You expect the Corleones to go to a Doctor in the Barzini family?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 22, 2024 03:59 PM (1bNHn)

305 What's Happening? They are trying to convince Kamala what a queen she would be if she attained the presidency but chose not to run in the election.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 03:59 PM (VJFAr)

306 Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 03:56 PM (bS+DD)

That kid is probably smarter than Kamala and he's adorable!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:00 PM (dTTBf)

307 Problem is, Kamala is too stupid to understand that being president and not running for office is the best thing for her to do.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:01 PM (VJFAr)

308 ... All these people care about is power, that's it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 03:58 PM (XV/Pl)

You are correct, that's what they're after. They'll use whatever works to achieve and maintain power, including public sympathy if they think they can successfully manipulate the public into that mindset.

Nothing is off the table for these people.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 04:01 PM (O7YUW)

309 It a Clinton Henchmen, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations and The Triateral Commission, ones the dude that took over for Beau Biden another is a Deleaware Swamp Creature.

Real independent crew there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

Reminds me of the trial of Homer Simpson over his soul.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (hCzfy)

310 At this point, someone needs to start distributing milk cartons with SloJo's picture on them.

And put up "Missing!" flyers on all the poles around the White House.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (a/7LW)

311 Why do you reporters keep making h8teful, malicious, and disrespectful claims that we on the White House staff hide anything about this astoundingly successful President??? I can assure that the President remains faster than a speeding snail, more powerful than an N-scale locomotive, and is sharper than a puddle of melted ice cream!

OK, next question!

Posted by: KJP at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (5fDan)

312 Kamala refused to preside over the joint session when Netanyahu speaks. Expect the squad and others to be heckling and making a scene. Kamala can then say to Jewish donors "I had nothing to do with it". The propaganda ministries will then cover up her past anti Israel crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 03:57 PM (qejsy)

--------------

Would love Trump, the Campaign, RNC, and pundits on our side to repeatedly call her "Mrs..Emhoff" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (bxDDB)

313 It's getting reported that the head of the Secret Service detail made friends with Doctor Jill when Joe was VP. She got advancement for covering the family's sins.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (Gse2f)

314 Hasn’t spoken to his brother in “weeks”? That isn’t a heck of a long time and considering every blasted one of the Biden’s had or has some substance abuse issue, I think glass houses are in order.

Posted by: Piper at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (p4NUW)

315 Have the "the Dems" released a message confirming Slow Joe's election withdrawal tweet? Something on letterhead with a signature? Jill, in front of a camera, nodding her head? Hunter, with half-a-bag of snow on the front of his shirt shouting "He's out, you bastards!" ?

Man, nothing but silence from the halls of power.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

316 Next Big Future: SpaceX Will Make a Giant Version of Dragon to De-Orbit the Space Station

https://tinyurl.com/5eu72mhe

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (v45ws)

317 "It was the first time I remember people pretty jarred by what they had seen," recalled Rep. Dean Phillips (D., Minn.)"

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Obviously you can't recognize a stutter Mr. Smartypants Congressman!

Posted by: Jay in PA at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (i7Q7S)

318 I casino point to the clam puns.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (JRP2U)

319 307 Problem is, Kamala is too stupid to understand that being president and not running for office is the best thing for her to do.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:01 PM (VJFAr)

My guess is the only way Kamala gets it is if Joe resigns or dies. They are essentially running a high power whisper campaign against him now.

I'd also say that if he really is done, they will get an open conevntion and it won't be Kamala.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (y31cs)

320 >>"Here is a celebration of our worst qualities where people like you look like dictatorial shits. Peace?"
-Strange that it didn't work out well

The real problem is we resembled the brothers Animal House a bit too closely.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (LkLld)

321 Mobile Data Reveals Someone Who Regularly Visited Thomas Crooks’ Home and Work Also Visited a Building in Washington DC Near FBI Office

Well there it are.

Posted by: AR15 Bad at July 22, 2024 04:03 PM (/U5Yz)

322 Per X
Netanyahu wants to meet with PDT

Posted by: Jmel at July 22, 2024 04:03 PM (bVhJi)

323 What's Happening? They are trying to convince Kamala what a queen she would be if she attained the presidency but chose not to run in the election.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 03:59 PM (VJFAr)
________________

It'd be a chip shot to convince Buttigieg what a queen he'd be.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 04:03 PM (YqDXo)

324 Just eight months into his first term
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First???

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 04:03 PM (qrUD3)

325 At this point, someone needs to start distributing milk cartons with SloJo's picture on them.

And put up "Missing!" flyers on all the poles around the White House.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega
.......

He's probably just outside stuck in a hedge.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (v0R5T)

326 312 Kamala refused to preside over the joint session when Netanyahu speaks. Expect the squad and others to be heckling and making a scene. Kamala can then say to Jewish donors "I had nothing to do with it". The propaganda ministries will then cover up her past anti Israel crap

Posted by: Smell the Glove
--------------------------

Johnson said that he would have them arrested.
It's put up or shut up time for Johnson.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (VJFAr)

327 320 >>"Here is a celebration of our worst qualities where people like you look like dictatorial shits. Peace?"
-Strange that it didn't work out well

The real problem is we resembled the brothers Animal House a bit too closely.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (LkLld)

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You are such a Pinto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

328 OT, unless KJP has recently spoken about the coverup, I think I figured out what "I take full responsibility" means. It's Clintonian speech. It means "it was my job. I did it on purpose. It was my responsibility"

This 'absolves' them of their crime, because they came clean.

Posted by: t-bird at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (Ez0wT)

329 And put up "Missing!" flyers on all the poles around the White House.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (a/7LW)

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Will Mrs. Emhoff be installing stripper poles in the Oral Orafice?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (bxDDB)

330 Man, nothing but silence from the halls of power.
Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (rj6Yv)

They are trying to figure out how to get the black smoke to come out of the chimney.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:05 PM (eoQWY)

331 PERINO: They didn't even release a WH still photograph. Nothing. I hope he's fine, but you can forgive people for wondering if we are really living Weekend at Bernie's right now. Like, proof of life, please.
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woof! woof!

Posted by: zombie jasper at July 22, 2024 04:05 PM (wse2C)

332 Ace should post that chart comparing the ages of various country’s “leaders”. The USA has far and away the oldest crew out there.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Some Founding Fathers in 1776
John Jay 30, Arron Burr 20, Thomas Paine 38, John Marshall 20, Benjamin Rush 30, Thomas Jefferson 33, Alexander Hamilton 21, James Madison 25, & James Monroe 18.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:05 PM (6pLRH)

333 Johnson said that he would have them arrested.
It's put up or shut up time for Johnson.

I think that only referred to House members.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:05 PM (xCA6C)

334 Problem is, Kamala is too stupid to understand that being president and not running for office is the best thing for her to do.

The Suck Stops Here

Posted by: The Oral Office at July 22, 2024 04:05 PM (MZXFo)

335 You are such a Pinto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (GBKbO)

We need the dues.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Accounting Dept at July 22, 2024 04:05 PM (+myjY)

336 303 LOL. Lole a lot of the hard Coe Jewish Den voters aren't begging for a fig leaf to be put on so they can come running back with $ for Dems. And they can justify "OH, its just Netanyahu who os the issue" allowing Kamala to stay silent while Jill goes all anti Semitic and let a good number of Jewish voters fool themselves again.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (cRKr0)

337 *orifice, crap -- 2nd time today ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (bxDDB)

338 319
I'd also say that if he really is done, they will get an open conevntion and it won't be Kamala.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
.......

I still think it's going to be Newsom.
The guy is a political maniac.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

339 And put up "Missing!" flyers on all the poles around the White House.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (a/7LW)

-------------

Will Mrs. Emhoff be installing stripper poles in the Oral Orafice?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:04 PM (bxDDB)

Kneeling stations.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (Aqu9a)

340 I hate these people as much as I do dealing with Comcast who have completely fu*ked up my email.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (W/lyH)

341 336 303 LOL. Lole a lot of the hard Coe Jewish Den voters aren't begging for a fig leaf to be put on so they can come running back with $ for Dems. And they can justify "OH, its just Netanyahu who os the issue" allowing Kamala to stay silent while Jill goes all anti Semitic and let a good number of Jewish voters fool themselves again.
Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (cRKr0)

=======

Ackman's fled already. He's donating to and voting for Trump. I doubt he's the only one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

342 Someone ought to make up a Biden Bingo card, but there may not be a printer big enough to contain all the squares filled with crazy plot twists.

Posted by: electronic means at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (rjJqk)

343 Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated, fat!

What the fuck are these coins doing on my eyelids??

Posted by: zombie joe biden at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (wse2C)

344 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (UWgy2)

345 How long does it take to get a funeral staged in the rotunda?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (Q4IgG)

346 I don't wanna go down to the basement. (There's something down there).

Posted by: Joey Ramone 1974, Joey Biden 2024 at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (V5BDR)

347 Trump's kids seem relatively normal. Harris's stepdaughter appears to be a mutant. Biden's kids are a train wreck of a clusterf**k. Vote accordingly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (qejsy)

348 Weird

@RiegerReport
·
10m
Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

349 TLDR - how is this Trump’s fault?

Or it’s OUR fault, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (Hkcdp)

350 It's getting reported that the head of the Secret Service detail made friends with Doctor Jill when Joe was VP. She got advancement for covering the family's sins.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (Gse2f)

So her idea of the best reward was to come back and have to watch Joe nude in the pool as Director.

People don't even know how to blackmail anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

351 A medical event makes some sense. Maybe Jill is holding on to see if he can come back enough to keep the presidency.

Also, it could give Jill some leverage. She can offer to have Biden resign the presidency later in exchange for something--parting gifts, pardons that Biden won't be able to give, to help Kamala get the nomination...

Posted by: Dave at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (nLwaa)

352 *heh* Search google images for:

Joe Biden check engine

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (O7YUW)

353 310 At this point, someone needs to start distributing milk cartons with SloJo's picture on them.

And put up "Missing!" flyers on all the poles around the White House.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (a/7LW)

If Hunter was missing, those'd be stripper poles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (ynpvh)

354 I'm really shaken up by all this I have to be honest

I know the Dems are nasty but this is beyond the pale

it's sick-making

the party needs to be dissolved for the sake of the country ... AND SOON

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (s3qiR)

355 I still think it's going to be Newsom.
The guy is a political maniac.

He's smart enough to know that would be a political death sentence. Black women would walk, and he'd have blown his chance at the big chair.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (xCA6C)

356 Obviously the cover up began before then -- with the entire scripted "Basement Biden" strategy.

I'm glad Ace pointed this out. The Democrats gave their voters a dementia patient to vote for.

Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (Sf2cq)

357 Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

=====

Hmm.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (DRSnL)

358 Weird

@RiegerReport
·
10m
Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

Well she can use the joints.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (eoQWY)

359 Next Big Future: SpaceX Will Make a Giant Version of Dragon to De-Orbit the Space Station

Posted by: Robert

With or without the NASA/Boeing rocket attached?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (guGes)

360 I am almost sure the Hanging Judge will jail DJT, even if it's only 6 hours until he is sprung

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (fwDg9)

361 355 I still think it's going to be Newsom.
The guy is a political maniac.

He's smart enough to know that would be a political death sentence. Black women would walk, and he'd have blown his chance at the big chair.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (xCA6C)

Wouldn't be him and Kumala as both from Kalifornia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (ynpvh)

362 they must be scrambling around in there like the Melissa McCarthy detail in Butler PA

Everybody but the girls, DUCK!

Posted by: USSS at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (/tXXR)

363 343 Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated, fat!

What the fuck are these coins doing on my eyelids??
Posted by: zombie joe biden at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (wse2C)

That's to pay the boatman, Joe. Don't lose them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (y31cs)

364 >>>Some Founding Fathers in 1776
John Jay 30, Arron Burr 20, Thomas Paine 38, John Marshall 20, Benjamin Rush 30, Thomas Jefferson 33, Alexander Hamilton 21, James Madison 25, & James Monroe 18.
Posted by: rickb223
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They were responsible adults at 13.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (VJFAr)

365 Weird

@RiegerReport
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10m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

Hey Joe, you quit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Kaklin Kamala at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (NtVYv)

366 Air Force 2 flying into Delaware according to Laura Loomer.

25 amendment time for incapacitation ?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (Mlhrz)

367 358 Weird

@RiegerReport
·
10m
Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

Well she can use the joints.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (eoQWY)

========

It's not happening, but I can hope for this:

"Hey, Jill, baby. How's it hanging!"
"We're not giving up the nomination, bitch. We know you're behind the fake letter. We're going to name someone else at the convention as VP."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

368 Hey, remember back in April they were saying Biden was a “super-ager?”

Good times w/NYT. Think that article took 3 or 4 people to write, too..,,

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

369 345 How long does it take to get a funeral staged in the rotunda?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (Q4IgG)

In accordance with his muslim faith from growing up in the Little Isfahan neighborhood of Scranton or Dover or whatever, we cremated the body immediately and sprinkled it in some park somewhere, no not that one, it's a secret park, you wouldn't have heard of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (VoAdT)

370 He's smart enough to know that would be a political death sentence. Black women would walk, and he'd have blown his chance at the big chair.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (xCA6C)

The Tranny bill just passed is hardly going to play well this year...or even in 4 years probably

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (eoQWY)

371 *refrain

*refrain

*REFRAIN!!!!

Where is this contest?

Posted by: Beard D Clam at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (xcIvR)

372 Ugh, that was such a fail post.

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (cRKr0)

373 Anyone even seen Jill?

Other than the hearts on the Twitter she doesn't run?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (exHjb)

374 364 >>>Some Founding Fathers in 1776
John Jay 30, Arron Burr 20, Thomas Paine 38, John Marshall 20, Benjamin Rush 30, Thomas Jefferson 33, Alexander Hamilton 21, James Madison 25, & James Monroe 18.
Posted by: rickb223
------------------------

They were responsible adults at 13.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (VJFAr)

This is about us, isn't it.

Posted by: Gen X at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (LJ9Iy)

375 364 They were responsible adults at 13.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (VJFAr)

========

Education has only improved since because we have better technology and have abandoned rote learning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (GBKbO)

376 368 Hey, remember back in April they were saying Biden was a “super-ager?”

Good times w/NYT. Think that article took 3 or 4 people to write, too..,,

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

He aged super fast; does that count?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (ynpvh)

377 Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

I smell a super-dramatic swearing-in ceremony.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (14URa)

378 I have a lead on a job handing out samples in grocery stores. Might be good. I can pretend to be friendly a few hours a day.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (JLq/1)

379 {368} Hey, remember back in April they were saying Biden was a "super-ager?"

Good times w/NYT. Think that article took 3 or 4 people to write, too..,,

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (Hkcdp)

Both Joe and that claim have aged like fine milk.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 04:11 PM (O7YUW)

380 356 Obviously the cover up began before then -- with the entire scripted "Basement Biden" strategy.

I'm glad Ace pointed this out. The Democrats gave their voters a dementia patient to vote for.

and the deep state tried to lock us all in our basements so he wouldn't look unusual.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 04:11 PM (oY6Yp)

381 Hey Joe, you quit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Kaklin Kamala

Hey, Joe, you been here four yeah! You go now!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:11 PM (xCA6C)

382 343 Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated, fat!

What the fuck are these coins doing on my eyelids??
Posted by: zombie joe biden at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (wse2C)

That's to pay the boatman, Joe. Don't lose them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 04:09 PM (y31cs)

You belong to the ages now, Mr. President.

Posted by: US Secretary of War Stanton at July 22, 2024 04:11 PM (Aqu9a)

383 NASA? Boeing? NASA/Boeing rocket? hahahahahahah

NASA will have another engine built by next year.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:11 PM (VJFAr)

384 Hey, remember back in April they were saying Biden was a “super-ager?”

Yeah, that's it. He was doing fine and then he "super-aged" suddenly to the end of his lifespan.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 04:11 PM (dZVON)

385 Biden is a liability. Leaks about his dementia will increase and the hiding of it blamed on Jill and staff.
His dementia will be blamed for everything wrong with America right now, not Democrat policies.

Real Democrat Policies have never been tried.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (TL7UX)

386 They played the "alcoholic" card? Don't they know that Biden's VP is an alcoholic who routinely drinks her lunch and slurs out her midday shpeeches?
_______
Are the Clinton's worried about this line of argument?

Posted by: Eeyore at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (1bNHn)

387 I can assure that the President remains faster than a speeding snail, more powerful than an N-scale locomotive, and is sharper than a puddle of melted ice cream!
Posted by: KJP at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM

I call bogus! KJP wouldn't know N-scale from TT-scale or Z-scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (D9pmM)

388 The United States Supreme Court on Monday ordered the state of New York to respond to a lawsuit filed by the state of Missouri by this Wednesday, according to Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey.

The lawsuit requests that the Supreme Court rule that New York illegally interfered with the presidential election, and postpone any sentencing in the court case until after the election. It also seeks to have the gag orders that are still imposed on the former president removed.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (RHGPo)

389 Joint press conference with Kamala and Bernie’s stiff body, er, I mean Biden?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (Hkcdp)

390 So new Prez by the end of the day?

Bets?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (Mlhrz)

391 The best way the Deep State can screw Trump over is to have Kamala become president now, so she will be the 47th president, then all of the Trump/47 memorabilia would be worthless.
Posted by: Crazy at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (I40X7)

This would be a gold mine for Trump. He will sell a yuuuge amount of new merch labeled 45/48. Already manufactured 45/47 items will sell-out as minor collectibles. Trump supporters won't care a bit that they have buy all-new 45/48 merch. Also Trump generates a new slogan for hats and t-shirts: Profit From Your Enemies!

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (5fDan)

392 385 Biden is a liability. Leaks about his dementia will increase and the hiding of it blamed on Jill and staff.
His dementia will be blamed for everything wrong with America right now, not Democrat policies.

Real Democrat Policies have never been tried.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (TL7UX)

Not that they haven't tried breaking lots of eggs and making lots of failed souffles...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (ynpvh)

393 Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2024 04:07 PM (IG4Id)

I smell a super-dramatic swearing-in ceremony.
Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (14URa)

HMMM, good theory

Posted by: Kaklin Kamala at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

394 387 I can assure that the President remains faster than a speeding snail, more powerful than an N-scale locomotive, and is sharper than a puddle of melted ice cream!
Posted by: KJP at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM

I call bogus! KJP wouldn't know N-scale from TT-scale or Z-scale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (D9pmM)

N-scale? RACIST!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (ynpvh)

395 349 TLDR - how is this Trump’s fault?

it illustrates the depth of the perfidy of emmanuel trumpstein.

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (oY6Yp)

396 F'ing F.

Kamala "Suckhole" Harris is going to be our first female president, isn't she?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (KbCG3)

397 So now Gov. Whitmer has endorsed Harris...... this is what that means: Between now and the Dems Convention, something will come out to disqualify Harris, and then the Soros' and other billionaires will hoist whoever they have their hands up the ass of as the savior of dem- ok, can't finish that sentence..... you get the point.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (5AVMW)

398 Vice President Harris departs Joint Base Andrews en route to Delaware
Posted by: weft cut-loop
......

Did Roberts go? Doesn't somebody have to swear her in?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

399 Passengers will please refrain while the train is in the station.

Posted by: N-scale Conductor at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (D9pmM)

400 Has Whoopi claimed he's not senile senile?[

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (JLq/1)

401 VP Harris HAD to know what happened at the Oct. 2021 briefing -- and she had to know of Biden's cognitive impairment far earlier than that.

I just looked at Biden's Aug. 2020 DNC acceptance speech. Yeah, it was virtual, a bit wooden, and stuck to a teleprompter script, but it's very hard to make a case from the speech alone that he was cognitively impaired.

His Inauguration Day speech showed what might be interpreted as early signs of impairment, but they weren't blatant. The biggest tells: his expression didn't change much, and he tended to shout louder than necessary (but the speech was outside).

However, during the 2020 campaign especially when in public, Biden made far more unforced speaking gaffes and had far more memory lapses than one would expect. He was even more hot-tempered than usual with people who challenged him. This trend got noticed by many observers. Brit Hume called Biden "senile" in Oct. 2020. A former Iowa congressman called for a cognitive test in August 2021.

This background shows that that Kamala Harris surely knew about Biden's impairment, and that, except for Jill Biden, she is as responsible as ANYONE for the 4-plus year coverup.

Posted by: Litany Of Lies at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (2lLpr)

402 I smell a super-dramatic swearing-in ceremony.
Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (14URa)

HMMM, good theory

Posted by: Kaklin Kamala at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (NtVYv)

It'll be historic! First one with a laugh-track.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (14URa)

403 It's like what every decent parent tries to teach their children about lying.

All they had to do was not engage in a coup and allow the man that Americans elected to serve his second term as POTUS. But they couldn't, and so now our nation is somewhere even worse than the coup and jailing political opposition. We're not at the "assassinating political opponents" and covering up for dead and literally brain-dead officials in the highest office, and we have to make legislative and unconstitutional adjustments to support those actions, which will lead to further decline requiring more unconstitutional and immoral reactions to continue trying to keep the plates spinning.

All instead of allowing Americans to elect their president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (LGV1j)

404 I decided to leave the race to use my Gold's Gym Membership in Delaware to Pump Up to get ready for my retirement and so I look good for the babes.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (38eU4)

405 397 So now Gov. Whitmer has endorsed Harris...... this is what that means: Between now and the Dems Convention, something will come out to disqualify Harris, and then the Soros' and other billionaires will hoist whoever they have their hands up the ass of as the savior of dem- ok, can't finish that sentence..... you get the point.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:13 PM (5AVMW)

========

The easier explanation is that the party is coalescing around her and she'll be the nominee.

But I was wrong about Biden not being forced out. I obviously know shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

406
I still think it's going to be Newsom.
The guy is a political maniac.
-----------

He's smart enough to know that would be a political death sentence. Black women would walk, and he'd have blown his chance at the big chair.
Posted by: Archimedes

=============

I wonder if they have ANYTHING on Kamala that would get her to leave the race pronto so an actual winner can tee through.

What a spot those fools are in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (T3es0)

407 As Peaches said, shit what if they are gonna swear Kamala in ?!

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (NtVYv)

408 Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (JLq/1)

I hope it works out, and you seem like a friendly guy on here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (dTTBf)

409 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

Say no to the offer of elderberry wine.
Posted by: Mortimer Brewster at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)

Don't go fishing on the lake

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (SRRAx)

410 I have a lead on a job handing out samples in grocery stores. Might be good. I can pretend to be friendly a few hours a day.
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 04:10 PM (JLq/1)

As long as it's not vegan bacon:

https://youtu.be/07AAY6_Me28

Posted by: spindrift at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (OguvZ)

411 The easier explanation is that the party is coalescing around her and she'll be the nominee.

But I was wrong about Biden not being forced out. I obviously know shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

"Hey Kammy, you go right along and get slaughtered. See y'all in 2028." - The Smart Ones

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (KbCG3)

412 The best way the Deep State can screw Trump over is to have Kamala become president now, so she will be the 47th president, then all of the Trump/47 memorabilia would be worthless.

-

Karmella is going to be the 46 and 3/5ths president.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (LGV1j)

413 So, Biden's dead on Thursday...

How do you get power.

Take Jill and Hunter off the board.
Plan a coup Sunday where Biden drops out, but endorses Kamala.
Then, she gets the delegates in line and gives a new nominee speech.
Then, you planned on revealing the death Wednesday, but b/c Rs are like folks with a bone, you have to move it up and have her go to DE Monday, to have her announce the death Tuesday morning.
New Pres and New Nominee - same folks in charge.
Jill and Hunter paid off with pardons and dollars.

If I was writing a book...assassination coverup falls completely off the media page forever...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (exHjb)

414 I'm completely relieved now. This seems chaotic now, but the Democrat nomination process IS the election. Whoever comes out on top will be the next president with no competition. The only person Trump could possibly beat was an old compromised Biden. Any other Democrat will destroy him.

Posted by: Sid at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (QeZNe)

415 Is it wrong to hope that both Dr. Jill and Mushhead have been given the Ceausescu treatment?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (XMwZJ)

416 Profit From Your Enemies!
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM

He's just earned our endorsement!

Posted by: The Ferengi at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (D9pmM)

417 The Biden junta, team democrat-NAZI, and the federal government would never lie about something like this. NEVER!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (17s+e)

418 343 Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated, fat!

What the fuck are these coins doing on my eyelids??
Posted by: zombie joe biden
......

Third aneurysm's the charm, eh Joe?

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

419 They just showed Kamala and the 2nd dude getting off the plane in Delaware and there was a small crowd of Dem pols and advisors and everyone was smiling. I don't think Joe has shuffled off just yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (LkLld)

420 I'm going with major stroke.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (Mlhrz)

421 Posted by: Sid at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (QeZNe)

=======

Save Democracy by discarding the votes of primary voters and try to kick off the other guy from the ballot!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

422 Silver lining: can we finally put all the "fake Bidens" rumors to rest now? If they were true, one of the Biden Doubles would still be in front of cameras, for still photographs at the very least.

There are no doubles. Unless they all got "taken care of".

Vox Day thinks there's like five of them. I like the guy but that's just retarded, sir. Especially for someone with such an Einsteinian Palace view of his own brain.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (iRX3h)

423 Netanyahu better have primo security.

Weird, weird times in same - losing or close to losing leaders recently. I would not trust this WH, nor the Democrats on the Hill to consider ending the Hamas/Israel conflict as a campaign issue by throwing Bibi to the mob..

I know, crazy talk…

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (Hkcdp)

424 Would love Trump, the Campaign, RNC, and pundits on our side to repeatedly call her "Mrs..Emhoff" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 04:02 PM (bxDDB)

...and assume his first name is Jack...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (t7Bqe)

425 378 I have a lead on a job handing out samples in grocery stores. Might be good. I can pretend to be friendly a few hours a day.
Posted by: Northernlurker ,

Kamala has gone quite far by handing out samples and pretending to be nice 15 minutes at a time.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (V5BDR)

426 I wonder if they have ANYTHING on Kamala that would get her to leave the race pronto so an actual winner can tee through.

I thought maybe the fact she's an anchor baby would do it, but then I remembered 0bama.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (dZVON)

427 ok but it's better if he's not dead (because that is way too creep) and just resigns the Presidency.

that IS better than whatever this is.

then they have to pick a Veep.

and the Rs do have a say.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (s3qiR)

428 363 All was going well until the boat tipped over.

-Charonon

Posted by: Bete at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (4f285)

429
Every time any of these lying Dems opens their mouths to an opponent they should be loudly cut off.

"WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO ANYTHING you have to say? You lied about a matter of grave national importance for years."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (T3es0)

430 He's smart enough to know that would be a political death sentence. Black women would walk, and he'd have blown his chance at the big chair.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 22, 2024 04:08 PM (xCA6C)

The Tranny bill just passed is hardly going to play well this year...or even in 4 years probably
Posted by: Oldcat

4 years is an eternity. Wait until the teen tranny suicide numbers hit triple digits....

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (6pLRH)

431 Bibi should stay away from this godforsaken mess.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (s3qiR)

432 420 I'm going with major stroke.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (Mlhrz)

That was my first thought when they yanked him out of Nevada. But, then, why would they let him deplane on his own when he got to Delaware? The whole thing is, of course, extremely fishy.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (14URa)

433 BREAKING - Biden's COVID symptoms have almost completely resolved: White House physician.

...I'm pretty sure you call that a draw.

Posted by: Norm MacDonald at July 22, 2024 04:17 PM (uAczH)

434 409 229 Take my advice, Joe. Don't let them take you down to the basement!
Posted by: Zombie Tsar Nicholas II at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (+myjY)

And stay away from the light
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 03:50 PM (IyPmt)

Say no to the offer of elderberry wine.
Posted by: Mortimer Brewster at July 22, 2024 03:53 PM (Aqu9a)

Don't go fishing on the lake
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas

Don't look at the flowers, Joe.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (sAmhv)

435 The easier explanation is that the party is coalescing around her and she'll be the nominee.

But I was wrong about Biden not being forced out. I obviously know shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

Yup, that is the easier explanation, but I just have a feeling they are not even close with their shenanigans, plus really, Kamala? I don't think a single mega-anti-American Democrat donor wants to spend a dime on her....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (5AVMW)

436 I obviously know shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM

In the positive sense of that sentence, yes you do, and you prove it with every movie post.

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (D9pmM)

437 Posted by: Sid at July 22, 2024 04:15 PM (QeZNe)
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Keep drinking that copium-laced Kool-Aid, Sid!

Whatever gets you through the night....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (7fElN)

438 _______
Are the Clinton's worried about this line of argument?
Posted by: Eeyore
-------------------

If Bill's signed off on it rest assured the Clinton's part of the deal is secure.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (VJFAr)

439 420 I'm going with major stroke.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:16 PM (Mlhrz)

No, Sid's more into suction.

Posted by: the SS at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (gKWVE)

440 And Trump being shot is now fully off the news cycle.

One has to assume they were waiting for this very reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (LGV1j)

441 Wait, maybe he's still alive, they say that just after you die... [Joe shits himself]

He's gone alright.

Posted by: eric cartman at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (wse2C)

442 Here is an angle I would like to see squared:

IF Biden was threatened with Romoval via the 25th...and that is a pretty likely scenario that Ace outlined this AM.

would his Pardon Power be valid?
Or, if it was established that his cabinet threatened to remove him, could hi Pardon Power be Stripped / Denied?

Posted by: garrett at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (ffBQ0)

443
I thought maybe the fact she's an anchor baby would do it, but then I remembered 0bama.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

===========

She wouldn't have been able to become veep. Veep has to meet the qualifications of president.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (T3es0)

444 Real Democrat Policies have never been tried.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 22, 2024 04:12 PM (TL7UX)
________________

And for that we are eternally grateful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (YqDXo)

445 435 Yup, that is the easier explanation, but I just have a feeling they are not even close with their shenanigans, plus really, Kamala? I don't think a single mega-anti-American Democrat donor wants to spend a dime on her....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:18 PM (5AVMW)

========

Their donations shot up yesterday because of her nomination. There is obvious disagreement among the donors, but there are obviously a goodly number who are happy for her presence.

She hasn't existed near the top of electoral politics because no one supports her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

446 I was convinced from the get-go after the 2020 coup that Joey Shitpants would be replaced by Cackling Whoreis but figured it'd happen at approximately the two year mark.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (DTX3h)

447 She wouldn't have been able to become veep. Veep has to meet the qualifications of president.

yeah unfortunately that ship has sailed

I don't think she did qualify tho

but it no longer matters

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (s3qiR)

448 But I was wrong about Biden not being forced out. I obviously know shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

BTW, I am always impressed with your analysis of things, so I think you might actually know some shit.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (5AVMW)

449 Wait until the teen tranny suicide numbers hit triple digits....
Posted by: rickb223

Or until they start snapping and going on killing sprees!

(what?)

Oh. Never mind.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (iRX3h)

450 The Clinton's signed off on Kamala first, then Obama signed off.
The two biggest warring factions signed off on the same deal.
The plan was laid and the fix is in.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (VJFAr)

451 There are no doubles. Unless they all got "taken care of".

Vox Day thinks there's like five of them. I like the guy but that's just retarded, sir. Especially for someone with such an Einsteinian Palace view of his own brain.
Posted by: Taq

They can have one, maybe two. The problem is, no one knows what to do except hide.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (6pLRH)

452 The new Democrat policy that's still in full force (for now) is 10% for the Big Guy.

Posted by: mrp at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (rj6Yv)

453 210 As long as it's not vegan bacon:

beggin' strips > vegan bacon

Posted by: anachronda at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (oY6Yp)

454 155 @jason_meister
·
10m
Benjamin Netanyahu is en route to the US to meet with Joe Biden tomorrow, and the meeting was just canceled.

Where is Joe Biden? Is he alive?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:41 PM (LkLld)

Is there online betting yet about Joe's appearance when the Handlers do bring him out of the closet?

Wheelchair
Crutches
Cane
Walker
One or both legs palsied
One arm and hand palsied
Part of his face palsied
Oxygen mask and tank needed all the time

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (5fDan)

455 ~~Epstien~~ Joe did not kill himself.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (Mlhrz)

456 448 But I was wrong about Biden not being forced out. I obviously know shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (GBKbO)

BTW, I am always impressed with your analysis of things, so I think you might actually know some shit.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (5AVMW)

=======

You should probably change that. I know nothing, Jon Snow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

457 I bet having that chip replaced hurts, every time.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (D7oie)

458 *pulls off latex glove*

Feel better now son?

Posted by: Sid's Mom at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (+myjY)

459 Or until they start snapping and going on killing sprees!

(what?)

Oh. Never mind.
Posted by: Taq

That too!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (6pLRH)

460 I wonder if he's having any end of life thoughts about his corrupt life. By he I mean Joe.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (JLq/1)

461 Can you imagine the black eye both to the news media and to the Democrats if America finds out they're getting a new President by seeing a swearing-in ceremony?

Why? Why hide shit? If the dude is ill, he's ill. Tell us. That's why we have a VP. All this goofy panicky bullshit and nonsensical speculation pretending to be news is fucking pathetic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (VoAdT)

462 Wonder if Kamala will debate Trump?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (wBaIH)

463 .

NOOD Kim Cheatle Continues to Stonewall Congress;

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (O7YUW)

464 "I'm completely relieved now"

It sounds like something you'd say when the stool softener and laxative finally kicked in, Sid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (dTTBf)

465 I'm completely relieved now. This seems chaotic now, but the Democrat nomination process IS the election. Whoever comes out on top will be the next president with no competition. The only person Trump could possibly beat was an old compromised Biden. Any other Democrat will destroy him.
Posted by: Sid

May the CoBs forgive me, I know Sid's a hit and run troll.

OK, Sid, postulating everything you say is true, why didn't the Dems vote for one of the people running against Bye-done in the primary? If anyone other than Bye-done can destroy Trump, then it should have been a no-brainer to vote for one of them.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (dZVON)

466 446 I was convinced from the get-go after the 2020 coup that Joey Shitpants would be replaced by Cackling Whoreis but figured it'd happen at approximately the two year mark.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (DTX3h)

I think that was always the original plan. I suspect it was Lady MacBiden that put the kibosh on it.

Posted by: Peaches at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (14URa)

467 Nood.

Posted by: I identify as a Hippopotamus at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (h+gAd)

468 I was convinced from the get-go after the 2020 coup that Joey Shitpants would be replaced by Cackling Whoreis but figured it'd happen at approximately the two year mark.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (DTX3h)

Wasn't that one of the original "Two Weeks" jokes?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (eoQWY)

469 Hmmm
With this Biden situation...

I should check the Serbian tabloids, who get most of their information from local kafana drunks, excitable women gossips, tattletale little kids, and the FSB.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (bFId9)

470 When did Pedo Joe's slide off the cracker and shouldn't every EO and bill he signed after that be rescinded?

It won't happen but it should you know for our democracy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at July 22, 2024 04:22 PM (17s+e)

471 JThey just showed Kamala and the 2nd dude getting off the plane in Delaware and there was a small crowd of Dem pols and advisors and everyone was smiling.
......

She promised BJ's for everyone.

Posted by: wth at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

472 Stroke sounds right, but Scott Adam’s painted an interesting and, sadly, feasible scenario for how they did it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (Hkcdp)

473 >>>would his Pardon Power be valid?
Or, if it was established that his cabinet threatened to remove him, could hi Pardon Power be Stripped / Denied?
Posted by: garrett
---------------------

He's solid until declared not solid. Doing otherwise would shake up a lot of law.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (VJFAr)

474 Can you imagine the black eye both to the news media and to the Democrats if America finds out they're getting a new President by seeing a swearing-in ceremony?

Why? Why hide shit? If the dude is ill, he's ill. Tell us. That's why we have a VP. All this goofy panicky bullshit and nonsensical speculation pretending to be news is fucking pathetic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 04:21 PM (VoAdT)

Commies gotta Commie.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 22, 2024 04:23 PM (eoQWY)

475 The family ties transcend business. In a 2018 deposition, the president's sister-in-law, Sara Biden, described O'Connor as a "friend" who frequently doled out medical advice to her family.

Dr.'s license should be revoked. Robert Hur said more about Biden's actual decline that the Dr. Feelgood did. We still haven't been able to listen to the audio which may be even worse than the written report.

Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (oiNtH)

476 BTW, I am always impressed with your analysis of things, so I think you might actually know some shit.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:19 PM (5AVMW)

=======

You should probably change that. I know nothing, Jon Snow.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

Well, I did use the qualifiers "might" and "some", so I think I'll stand by my original statement.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (5AVMW)

477 Where is Joe Biden? Is he alive?
Posted by: JackStraw

Animated corpse superglued to the Presidential Autopen full of form Presidential Pardon (OPP - you can't see me) says beeeeeeep.

Posted by: DaveA at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (FhXTo)

478 On topic of troons, MrBeast is in trouble because one of his crew, Kris Tyson, now goes by "Ava" and has abandoned his/her wife and children. It turns out that Kris is not only a PoS but a grooming PoS.
tinyurl.com/26p44d57

Posted by: the SS at July 22, 2024 04:24 PM (gKWVE)

479 No surprise at all. They selected him because he had no limits as to what he'd approve and spend 'for history.'

There is no $, people. Not for many federal agencies and programs, not for infrastructure, green programs, education, Medicare/Medicaid etc. It's all been promised, diverted, and/or spent somewhere else.

Watch the hearings for federal agency FY 2025 funding & wonder where the hell all of the 'money' went including that for Milcon projects scheduled for years.

Question where all of the states' & counties'
covid funds for necessities such as school ventilation, asbestos removal, transportation, mental health, and reading programs went and bet that the most progressive have the worst accountability.

It's almost as if, but for padding certain pockets corporations and agencies, public programs have been designed to fail, so they can't be repaired &/or financial accountability addressed.

Democratic socialism. And Biden fit the part.

Posted by: L - If ... (Cell phone) at July 22, 2024 04:25 PM (LL19j)

480 All right. I'm going to level with you. The most important thing now is that you should all be calm, because there's no reason to panic. Now, it is true that one of the flight crew has been taken ill...slightly ill. But the other two pilots are just fine and at the controls flying the plane, safe and sound and free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment.

Posted by: Dr. Rumack at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (CwhoI)

481 The Clinton's signed off on Kamala first, then Obama signed off.
The two biggest warring factions signed off on the same deal.
The plan was laid and the fix is in.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:20 PM (VJFAr)

sometimes you gotta choose to kiss the ring of the Pope in Rome, or the Pope in Avignon,

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (D7oie)

482 Oh my God! They killed Joey!!!

NOOD!

Posted by: the south park kids at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (wse2C)

483 You know, I wouldn't be surprised if 'they' just declared Kamala to be the acting President.

"We're just going to have her do it, for now."

Seriously- who would stop them? Jim Jordan's rolled up sleeves?

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 04:26 PM (/7KEl)

484 404 I decided to leave the race to use my Gold's Gym Membership in Delaware to Pump Up to get ready for my retirement and so I look good for the babes.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM (38eU4)

Planet Fitness. They'll let him change in the ladies room.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (cPl+1)

485 "Whatever time we have left"

Biden had stage 1 Parkinsons when he was elected. It developed into Stage 2 round about 2021. He has been at stage 3 for at least a year. Stage 3 is the mental confusion, and trouble balancing. Also, very stiff face and body. He is now entering stage 4 - the symptoms are fully developed and create severe disability. It can't be covered up any longer. Medications stop working. He is entering a period of severe cognitive decline.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (nLFEI)

486 474 Can you imagine the black eye both to the news media and to the Democrats if America finds out they're getting a new President by seeing a swearing-in ceremony?

Why? Why hide shit? If the dude is ill, he's ill. Tell us. That's why we have a VP. All this goofy panicky bullshit and nonsensical speculation pretending to be news is fucking pathetic.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-------------------------------

They are going to film the swearing in, edit it, then pass it out to the press.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2024 04:27 PM (VJFAr)

487 Did Sid's update finally install?

Cuz holy shit that was weaksauce.

Also, credit where it's due, but whichever troll at the foreign troll farm is controlling the Sid sock has very good English language skills.

Probably a college student on summer break.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (BbopU)

488 53 Schrodinger's Biden
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2024 03:27 PM (szrmA)

I was thinking the Biden Uncertainty Principle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2024 03:30 PM (y31cs)
----
The Dems are split, spinning this both ways so +½ and -½

Posted by: Ciampino - 3-legged chickens farm #01 at July 22, 2024 04:28 PM (qfLjt)

489 is that a real rumor or are you just joking?
Posted by: ace"

Yes.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

490 Obama tossing Joe into the lake...fake but true meme video.

https://tinyurl.com/5frmu73c

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 22, 2024 04:34 PM (WsTZq)

491 Uh-oh, the Serbian media, which works with Russia and China, is posting headlines like this:

"Parallels between Biden and decrepit Soviet leaders of the 1980s (Chernenko was the latest in a string of weak leaders to die in power) prompt comparisons between the US and the crumbling USSR..."

Posted by: LenNeal at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (bFId9)

492 I think Biden is in hospice care, dead by Friday. Why the secrecy? Because that's what Bolsheviks do.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 22, 2024 04:35 PM (IG7T0)

493
I wonder if they have ANYTHING on Kamala that would get her to leave the race pronto so an actual winner can tee through.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 22, 2024 04:14 PM

The raid on P Diddies house either produced some videos of Kamala in compromising sexual positions that will either be:
a.) Released
b.) Hidden until necessary

The Feds don't fvck around in being prepared. They knew damn well this was coming months ago.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (RKVpM)

494 Look, there is institutional segregation in this country. It’s not that parents don’t want to help. They don’t know what quite to do: Play the radio, make sure the television… Make sure you have the record player on at night.

Posted by: Joe Biden Totally with it in June 2020 at July 22, 2024 04:38 PM (wGerL)

495 An FBI office in DC

https://x.com/OversightPR/status/
1815446054428352591

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (EGSGm)

496 495 An FBI office in DC

https://x.com/OversightPR/status/
1815446054428352591
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 04:42 PM (EGSGm)

How do they find the cell information?

Posted by: CaliGirl at July 22, 2024 04:48 PM (LJ9Iy)

497 My frat used to have keg races. We had a two keg system in the house so we break into two teams. Each team would line up single file in front of a keg. First guy would take a beer and start drinking while moving to the back of the line. Next guy up. The process continued until one keg was empty.

It was one of more intellectual exercises.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 03:49 PM (LkLld)

I remember our drinking game.
For spring Greek Week, the frats had a drinking contest using a pony keg (7.75 gallons)

Six per team, most of the frats had an entry.
First one to empty the pony keg wins.
Each drinker had an empty pitcher to drink from.
If any beer spilled while drinking, a three minute penalty.
If the pitcher spilled all or part, a ten minute penalty.
If a drinker puked, a five minute penalty, UNLESS, they caught it in their pitcher and drank it without spilling, then no penalty.

IIRC, the year I attended (spectator not team member) the winner won in about 20 minutes or so.

Ahh, good times, good times...........

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 22, 2024 05:30 PM (2ds6i)

498 It's no fun being Cassandra.

Posted by: Persnickety at July 22, 2024 05:36 PM (6fdSm)

499 499

Posted by: m at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (64Zez)

500 500!

Posted by: m at July 23, 2024 01:10 AM (64Zez)

501 It's difficult to fіnd wеll-informed people in this partiсular subject, but
you seеm likｅ you know ѡhat yoս're talking aƄout!

Thanks

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