The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 7/22/24

Good Morning Kids. So, the powers that be that control Biden have evidently penetrated the fog of his dementia and bribed him as well as his Lady Macbeth of a wife to step aside and bow out of the race. But, if he's not fit to remain in the race, how is he fit to remain President, or even puppet president to Obama? The question for me is what the hell is really going on here, within the ranks of the Democrat Left. Could it be that they truly fear Donald Trump, who after surviving an assassination attempt that dare I say it likely has Democrat fingerprints on it, and I don't mean just the patsy that pulled the trigger, will actually prevail in yet another likely compromised election, or that the combination of a demented, shambling candidate obvious for the world to see and more crucially his abject disaster of the past four years of his term in office will sink them come not just this November, but please God maybe even a generation?

The Left controls the bureaucracy, the schools, the media, most of the courts, the few incredible SCOTUS decisions that go our way notwithstanding, too many corporate board rooms and the minds of far too many young and not so young people.

ANd yet, they are pulling themselves apart over Joe Biden. TO reiterate, what do they really fear? Could it be that they actually fear a rising tide of Americans awakening to greater or lesser extents as to who and what they, the Dem/Left, really are?

As John Lennon wrote, "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." And yet, as the Democrats burn their own house to the ground, who and what they are means the flames will not necessarily limit itself to said house of ill-repute, but will likely spread and engulf the nation. Their lust for power as well as an undying hatred for this country, its people, heritage and history means we are both in a position to put them on their heels, as well as in mortal peril as their power and influence perhaps for the first time in over a century are threatened as never before.

Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a bumpy ride, my friends.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

Victor Davis Hanson: Can we cease the charge of Trump the fascist since it has not only been proven false but has revealed far more about the authoritarian and conspiratorial nature of the accusers than their target?
A Decade of Conspiracists?
You don’t hate woke school administrators enough.
CA 7-Yr-Old Punished as Racist for ‘Any Life Matters’ Drawing

BIDEN EXITS RACE!

I wonder when Biden will find out?
Report: White House Aides Found Out On Twitter (X) About Biden’s Withdrawal From Presidential Race
Daniel Greenfield: "Democracy is dead, long live democracy."
Biden Drops Out
Klain, who served as chief of staff from 2021 to 2023, wrote, “Now that the donors and electeds have pushed out the only candidate who has ever beaten Trump, it’s time to end the political fantasy games and unite behind the only veteran of a national campaign — our outstanding @vp,@KamalaHarris!! Let’s get real and win in November!”
Former Biden Chief of Staff Blames Donors, Lawmakers for Biden Ending Reelection Campaign
Daniel Greenfield Part Deux: "A primary doesn’t preclude Kamala and with access to Biden’s war chest, and the backing of Biden and the Clintons, she automatically moves into the pole position. The legal process also makes it easier for her than anyone else to succeed Biden. But it’s clear that some key players would like there to be other options. Even if they eventually pick Kamala, they want it to be a dealmaking process in which they get something out of it."
What Happens Now? A Dem Civil War
Obama’s decision to not endorse Harris comes after Biden endorsed Harris shortly after he announced that he was ending his campaign.
Obama Does NOT Endorse Kamala Harris For President: ‘We Will Be Navigating Uncharted Waters’
Miranda Devine: As for what Biden extracted from his capitulation, Blago suggests a deifying presidential library along the lines of the one Obama’s donors have funded for him on the shores of Lake Michigan at Hyde Park in Chicago, that Blago drives past every day.
Joe Biden is too frail to run in 2024 but he’s still our [so-called quote-unquote]
president?
So if Trump wins in November, expect the Left to blame white supremacy, or the Jews, or the Nepalese intelligence services, or global warming, or whatever. Anything but their own incompetence and treason. But whatever hilarity they inject into the discussion about "voting rights" and "election integrity" should be laughed at, derided, exposed, and then ignored. I suspect, at this point, many of them won't bother trying.
The Democrats Just Overthrew Their Own Election

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“Kamala was in on it. She covered up Joe’s obvious mental decline,” a narrator says in the ad. “Kamala knew Joe couldn’t do the job, so she did it. Look what she got done: a border invasion, runaway inflation, the American Dream dead.”
‘Kamala Was In On It’: Trump-Aligned PAC Drops Harris Attack Ad An Hour After Biden Quit
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.) on Instagram Friday morning slammed her Democrat colleagues who have privately called for President Joe Biden to step down as the party’s nominee.
‘Neolib, Sellout Careerist’: AOC Throws Fit Over Colleagues Abandoning Biden
“The strongest argument against replacing [so-called quote-unquote]President Joe Biden as the 2024 Democratic nominee is the notion that no suitable successor exists. But there is, and not just a good one but one of the most qualified people ever to run for the office: Hillary Rodham Clinton….”
Hillary Clinton being promoted as the way out of the Biden mess
After the call, one group that had promoted it in advance apologized to its members for having done so.
It Looks Like Kamala’s Call with Democrat Donors Was a Disaster
Independent third-party candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has accused the Democratic National Committee (DNC) of trying to rig the election in favor of Vice President Kamala Harris now that President Joe Biden has dropped out.
RFK Jr.: DNC Trying to ‘Rig’ Nominating Process to Get ‘Monumentally Unpopular’ Kamala Harris as Nominee
Has Biden thrown a grenade into the Democrat big tent?
Biden’s Parting Gift to the Democrat Establishment
Robert Spencer: "What it's really time for."
Now That He’s Quit the Race . . .
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND BIDEN
The attack came in response to a Houthi drone that reached Tel Aviv on Friday, killing one Israeli civilian and wounding eight others after slipping past Israeli air defenses due to what the IDF called “human error.”
Israel Strikes Yemen — ‘Houthi Terrorist Regime’ — for First Time
Daniel Greenfield: "Muslim Travel Ban" replaced with "Israeli Travel Ban."
Biden Goes After Israeli Baker Who Shot Terrorist
TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT AFTERMATH
Daniel Greenfield: "Janet Napolitano's back."
Ex-Obama Official Linked to Cartel Drug Smuggling Picked to Investigate Trump Assassination
Naomi Wolf: Trump assassination attempt: Does Dr. Jill Biden need to be questioned?
‘Lady MacBiden’
Secret Service officials repeatedly denied requests for additional resources made by former President Donald Trump’s detail prior to the July 13 assassination attempt, the Washington Post reported.
Top Secret Service Officials Repeatedly Denied Trump Security’s Requests For Additional Resources: REPORT
In the memo, Mayorkas complained about the “baseless and insulting” suggestions that perhaps the Secret Service should not have put women on Trump’s security detail at the Butler, Pennsylvania, rally.
Mayorkas Has No Answer For Secret Service Failures, Issues Memo Demanding People Stop Making Female Agents Feel Bad
A significant faction of the Democrat/Media industrial complex thinks (a) Trump staged his own assassination attempt, and/or (b) was not really hit by bullet in the ear, at most he was hit by flying glass.
Trump’s Ear Wound From Gunshot Confirmed By Dr. Ronny Jackson – BlueAnon Hardest Hit
Only 45% said they definitely do not believe the incident was staged.
Survey Finds 1 in 3 Democrats Believe Trump Staged His Own Shooting
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
[commie stooge Van Jones] said he was heartbroken over the decision and compared the Democrats’ situation to taking the car keys away from a relative who has become too old to drive.
Liberal media goes into meltdown mode after Biden drops out: Van Jones cries on air, Jen Psaki struggles for words
Comedian Larry Wilmore likened the increasing number of black Republicans to “raisins” in “potato salad” while discussing diversity at Republican National Convention with GOP Rep. Byron Donalds of Florida.
Larry Wilmore Tells Rep. Byron Donalds Black Republicans Are A Bit Like ‘Raisins’ In ‘Potato Salad’
What is wrong with these people?
Iconic Trump Photos Are 'Dangerous' Propaganda, Journalists Say
“I do want to talk about Daniel Dale, the CNN lead fact-checker who directly got on air last night and spoke to my speech where I talked about Biden’s military and his misguided priorities,” the Congressman said during the broadcast. Adding context, the CNN anchor responded, “There was a CNN fact check of your speech. You mentioned at one point—and I want to get this right—you said that Biden was focused on building electric tanks.”
Congressman Embarrasses XiNN Fact Checker on Biden’s Electric Tanks.
A London conference pushes back on the Censorship Industrial Complex.
Shut Up, They Explained
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
These sentences are the longest ever given in the UK for a non-violent protest. Judge Christopher Hehir, who issued the sentences, stated that the activists had "crossed the line from concerned campaigner to fanatic."
Five climate extremists get lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to block London highway
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Sandra Hemme was convicted of murdering Patricia Jeschke, a library worker from St. Joseph, Missouri, in 1981 and sentenced to life in prison, the Associated Press reported. The Missouri Supreme Court cleared the way for Hemme’s release Thursday, upholding rulings from lower courts that found Hemme’s confessions to the crime were “unreliable and false,” according to the New York Times.
Woman Freed After Serving 43 Years In Prison, Conviction Overturned
SECOND AMENDMENT
Among the X users who responded to Warren’s post, one wrote, “Better idea, ban #DemocratViolence Nationwide and the problem goes away immediately!”
Elizabeth Warren Calls on Republicans and Democrats to Ban ‘Assault Weapons’ in Show of Unity
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
A student at St. Cloud State University in Minnesota has filed a lawsuit against the school, claiming a mandatory fee was used to support a left-wing activist group without her consent.
Student sues St Cloud State University in Minnesota over mandatory fee that benefits left-wing activist group
POLITICS
Biden fares worse when the candidates of other political parties are included. In a six-way matchup including independent candidates Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Cornel West, Green Party candidate Jill Stein, and Libertarian Party candidate Chase Oliver, 46% would vote for Trump, 40% would vote for Biden, 7% would vote for Kennedy, 1% would vote for West, 1% would vote for Stein, and 0% would vote for Oliver.
Biden’s weakness on the top of the ticket is harming Democrats down the ballot, as well. Asked who they would vote for if Congressional elections were held today—a Republican or a Democrat—47% said they would vote for the Republican candidate with 43% choosing the Democrat candidate. Traditionally, Democrats have polled better than Republicans on the so-called "generic party" congressional choice question.
Heartland/Rasmussen Poll: Trump Cements Lead in Swing States, Democrats Aren’t Doing Well Down Ticket
With Democrat Party insiders reportedly plotting to dump Biden from the ticket, this poll shows those insiders risk alienating the will of the majority of their voting base. (The poll pre-dates Biden leaving - jjs)
Poll: Majority of Liberal and Black Voters Want Biden to Remain as Nominee
Another video taken later inside the venue shows the 12,000-seat Van Andel arena at full capacity:
Thousands Attend Trump’s First Rally Since Assassination Attempt
What happens when reckless hate meets today’s realities and social media.
Left Tries to Smear JD Vance with “Lord of the Rings” Connection, Backfiring Bigly
Roger Kimball: Donald Trump, despite the many plot twists he has been central to, is the overwhelming favorite to win the presidency in 2024.
Plot Twists and Power Plays: The Changing Face of Global Politics
The GOP ticket is busting the old consensus to represent a broad, disenfranchised middle.
Trump and Vance Are Having a Jacksonian Moment
CBS News reporter Robert Costa said “some Democratic donors and officials are reaching out to Sen. Joe Manchin to consider standing for the presidential nomination, per two people familiar with the discussions.”
Manchin Considers Rejoining Democrats, Running For President: Reports
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
In recent years, the government of woke Prime Minister Justin Trudeau opened the gates to mass migration, leading to the largest population growth Canada has seen in decades.
Why Are People Setting Up Tents and Defecating on a Canadian Beach?
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
No dates have yet been set, but expect these reviews to be completed within two weeks, and that Starliner will likely be scheduled for return in early August, prior to the scheduled launch of the next Dragon manned mission in mid-August.
NASA and Boeing complete ground static fire tests of Starliner
Juice will first fly past the Moon, shifting its path slightly, and then zip past the Earth one day later, its trajectory then under-going a much larger change.
ESA’s Juice probe to Jupiter prepares for first Earth+Moon slingshot fly-by
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Christian Toto: Scott Derrickson cites Netflix doc on tyrants before deleting damning post
‘Doctor Strange’ Director Compares Trump to Hitler, Stalin, Mao
PHYLLIS CHESLER: Even powerful celebrities, such as ‘Gothic Feminist’ writer Alice Munro, are not immune from the prejudices of the day.
Nobel Prize Winner Munro Fails Her Daughter
HITHER & YON
Jeffress also confirmed that nobody had been hurt by the fire. The fire reportedly started “after the church had held a summer” vacation Bible school (VBS) event, which included around 2,000 children, according to the outlet.
Roof of Pastor Jeffress Church in Dallas Collapses After Fire Breaks Out
I was at summer camp. The counselors gathered us all in the rec hall in front of a black and white TV. They told us we would remember this forever. I do.
Man on the Moon, July 20, 1969 – Where were you?

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Comments

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 06:40 AM (nR2nR)

2 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:40 AM (bwXLC)

3 Final four

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at July 22, 2024 06:41 AM (w3u3d)

4 Gird your loins for the next 4 months of crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 22, 2024 06:43 AM (DX6IT)

5 Today is World Brain Day

Yesterday was National Ice Cream Day

The portents are lining up for Joey.

*waves to JJ*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:44 AM (Ot3AL)

6 Happy Monday

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 06:44 AM (gbOdA)

7
Manchin Considers Rejoining Democrats, Running For President

Not nutty enough for the Democrats. Say, is Bernie Sanders still available?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 06:46 AM (1Nxff)

8
Willie Brown won't go away.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 06:46 AM (j4U/Z)

9
Toto has pulled back the curtain on what Our Democracy really is.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 06:47 AM (1Nxff)

10 Future Babylon Bee headline - "Mike Pence joins the Democrat Party and announces Presidential candidacy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:47 AM (Ot3AL)

11 harris is probably pi$$ing in her pant suit today trying to figure out what to do next.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 06:47 AM (QNSds)

12 Wonder what Jake "the fake" Tapper is saying now that Biden resigned from running after he tore into Lara Trump when she mentioned Biden's "obvious cognitive decline"?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:48 AM (bwXLC)

13 Thanks JJ!!!!

Posted by: Rasmus at July 22, 2024 06:48 AM (pUTfs)

14 When do Joe and Mika go on the air?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:48 AM (Ot3AL)

15
I just wish Pennsylvania would go back to the old election way. You could only do the mail-in ballot thing by either being out of the state for a good reason or medical condition.

This state is going to be pretty damn important to both sides. Ballot stuffing could be the difference.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 06:49 AM (RKVpM)

16 Hello? I'm sitting RIGHT HERE.

Posted by: Marianne Williamson at July 22, 2024 06:49 AM (5Zt8r)

17 Good morning, everyone! JJ, I have to assume that you didn't sleep well last night because you were eager to post this thread. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at July 22, 2024 06:49 AM (2uFG5)

18
The question for me is what the hell is really going on here, within the ranks of the Democrat Left.

The question for me is who, hiding in the shadows, decided that this country and its governing system had become their personal plaything to use, abuse, and smack around whenever they felt like it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:51 AM (xG4kz)

19 After Harris is installed as president, all of North America will be led by women. Mexico has Scheinbaum, we have Harris, and Canada has Trudeau.

Posted by: p-squared at July 22, 2024 06:51 AM (i3SWt)

20 Notice that Crooked Joe's "statement" doesn't list WHY he's dropping out. Health? Poll numbers? Funding?

Posted by: Does it matter? at July 22, 2024 06:52 AM (5Zt8r)

21 Joey Bidet will become President Bigfoot.

Oft reported, rarely seen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:52 AM (Ot3AL)

22 Divide by Zero, ballot verification is a bigger problem to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 06:54 AM (5MvGY)

23 20 Notice that Crooked Joe's "statement" doesn't list WHY he's dropping out. Health? Poll numbers? Funding?
Posted by: Does it matter? at July 22, 2024 06:52 AM (5Zt8r)

———

He probably doesn’t know he dropped out.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:55 AM (f4M3X)

24 Does anyone know when the Dems intend to tell Biden he is no longer in the race?

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 22, 2024 06:56 AM (Da7Vv)

25 HELP US SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY
- People above Biden

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 06:57 AM (C38z1)

26
The question for me is who, hiding in the shadows, decided that this country and its governing system had become their personal plaything to use, abuse, and smack around whenever they felt like it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:51 AM (xG4kz)

———

We are an oligarchy ruled by the ultra wealthy

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:57 AM (f4M3X)

27 Well, that was The Week That Was
this week will be the week that this week
this will be a week
Have a good week

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 06:57 AM (/7KEl)

28 I have experience being the next Vice President of the United States.

Posted by: Tim Kaine at July 22, 2024 06:57 AM (5Zt8r)

29 Hillary/Kaine 2024

Second time is the charm.

And boy does she need the charm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:58 AM (Ot3AL)

30 "Starliner will likely be scheduled for return in early August,"

How long can that ship stay out in space before parts, like say, o-rings, start going bad?

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

31
He probably doesn’t know he dropped out.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

He has reached the "no good to anybody" stage of matters. Look for him to experience an "unfortunate accident" in the near future.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:59 AM (xG4kz)

32 Do you want more politburo?
'Cuz this is how you get more politburo.

Posted by: Soulja Neat Zen at July 22, 2024 06:59 AM (5Zt8r)

33 Hooray we have our POTUS in memory care.

Ken Donolin will take the 3 a.m. calls. No worries.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 07:00 AM (uf0HO)

34 @12 Jake Tapper stands out as a corrupt Journolist precisely because he so pretends not to be. And now he's being caught out, which is why he was so petty ugly with Lara Trump.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 07:00 AM (Gse2f)

35 I do love that Karmella is legitimately more qualified to be POTUS than Hillary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 07:01 AM (C38z1)

36 >Does anyone know when the Dems intend to tell Biden he is no longer in the race?
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This morning, when instead of attending the daily classified briefing, they let Joe do arts and crafts, supervised by Dr Jill

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:01 AM (/7KEl)

37 He has reached the "no good to anybody" stage of matters. Look for him to experience an "unfortunate accident" in the near future.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 06:59 AM

He's dead Jim. Other than a few staged Weekend at Bernie's photo ops biden's career is over. They won't let him do any interviews or answer any questions from this point on.

He is going to come out give a brief statement on why he is dropping out of the race and that will be the end of joe biden.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 07:02 AM (QNSds)

38 From Trump’s TS account lol

It’s a new day and Joe Biden doesn’t remember quitting the race yesterday! He is demanding his campaign schedule and arranging talks with Presidents Xi of China, and Putin of Russia, concerning the possible start of World War 3. Biden is “sharp, decisive, energetic, angry, and ready to go!”

Posted by: Spypeach at July 22, 2024 07:02 AM (UuB/1)

39 How about the way Donolin worded the statement? For Harris, it was "thank you for your service."

Imagine the 30 minutes at the beach house, right after the tweet, and before the next, which endorsed her?

Top. Men.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 07:02 AM (uf0HO)

40 Meanest tweet ever!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 07:03 AM (uf0HO)

41 No statement from Mudpants directly. Day 9 no statement from USSS.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at July 22, 2024 07:03 AM (53t9I)

42 I so want the Bidens to insist today "Reports of my dropping out have been greatly exaggerated. Fake news"

Just because.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 07:03 AM (0KO+L)

43

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2024 07:03 AM (EFZgU)

44 Good morning everyone. Thank you J.J.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:04 AM (5Seyi)

45 Bhussein

I believe that Joe Biden’s vision of a generous, prosperous, and united America that provides opportunity for everyone will be on full display at the Democratic Convention in August.

Funny that socialism needs capitalist funds to be generous.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:04 AM (gbOdA)

46
Bill Nelson has done for NASA what Joe Biden has done for America.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 07:04 AM (j4U/Z)

47 He has reached the "no good to anybody" stage of matters. Look for him to experience an "unfortunate accident" in the near future.

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He's dead Jim...

-

I think he's on a ventilator and they're keeping him alive until they figure out exactly what to do next.

He stays alive, he stays president, he stays quiet, and they stay in complete control. COVID would be a great excuse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 07:04 AM (C38z1)

48 Willie Brown won't go away.
Posted by: Auspex

What are you talking about?

He comes, and he goes.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:04 AM (5Seyi)

49 Whoever is responsible for staging today's congressional testimony of DEI Cheadle needs to have someone sitting behind her squarely in the camera frame wearing a "No Fat Chicks" T-shirt.

Posted by: Because reasons at July 22, 2024 07:06 AM (5Zt8r)

50 UK Daily Mail has an article that starts to expose how bad Joe and Jill really were.
https://tinyurl.com/42hxub6a

What were the odds of Siegfried and Roy finding another gay lion tamer?

What were the odds of Joe and Jill finding another narcisstic sociopath with delusions of grandeur?

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 07:06 AM (Gse2f)

51 'He's got a Bronze Star,' he said.

'Really?' President Trump interrupted. 'Are you talking about Hunter?'

Biden barked back: 'I'm talking about my son Beau Biden!'

'I don't know Beau, I know Hunter,' Trump replied,

-

hahaha

The man we needed at the time we needed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 07:09 AM (C38z1)

52 Hoo boy, I thought I was ready for the oncoming madness but then:

"Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas named Janet Napolitano to a panel investigating the Secret Service failures that allowed Trump to be shot."

GHM! Ahahahahahaha!

Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2024 07:09 AM (QB+5g)

53 COMMENCE SELF-DESTRUCTION!

https://x.com/BidenHQ

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 07:10 AM (520BN)

54 They'll run Kamala and AOC under "The Future is Female" banner and half the country will feel "obligated" to vote for them. My sad prediction.

Posted by: woratcasescnario at July 22, 2024 07:11 AM (ePh/+)

55 17 Good morning, everyone! JJ, I have to assume that you didn't sleep well last night because you were eager to post this thread. -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at July 22, 2024 06:49 AM (2uFG5)

Slept very well. Just had a hankering to do the P-shop yesterday and then got up in time to do the final link check and post.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 07:12 AM (x0n13)

56 I think he's on a ventilator and they're keeping him alive until they figure out exactly what to do next.

If that is true then if we get attacked, things are not going to go well for us. Imagine the chaos as the feds try to coordinate a response.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 22, 2024 07:13 AM (2uFG5)

57 I hope the de-orbiting Starliner doesn't become a symbol for Joe's administration. Maybe they can delay it until next year.

Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 07:13 AM (vFG9F)

58 34 @12 Jake Tapper stands out as a corrupt Journolist precisely because he so pretends not to be. And now he's being caught out, which is why he was so petty ugly with Lara Trump.
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 07:00 AM (Gse2f)

———

Hell he was right there in the room with Biden during the debate. The same debate that freaked out the Left so much they started asking him to drop out.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 07:14 AM (f4M3X)

59 I don't understand this. If Biden hates Obama, why is his White House chocked full of Obama lieutenants?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 07:15 AM (+H2BX)

60 This country needs an enema.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 22, 2024 07:15 AM (rJ48h)

61 "I hear Hillary cackling in the wings"

My dark horse. D Convention will be harshly divided and Obama has opened the door to an open convention as he knows Kamala will lose. Unless there's an Obvious Steal or a Coup Coup, Trump will win and will win bigly, killing the Ds down ticket.

Unless they pick Hillary. She can mitigate down ticket losses, and has a shot at winning with a Modest Steal.

Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 07:16 AM (Gse2f)

62 I think he's on a ventilator and they're keeping him alive until they figure out exactly what to do next.

If that is true then if we get attacked, things are not going to go well for us. Imagine the chaos as the feds try to coordinate a response.
Posted by: NR Pax

--

(click)
- Cloudstrike

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 07:16 AM (C38z1)

63 If that is true then if we get attacked, things are not going to go well for us. Imagine the chaos as the feds try to coordinate a response.
Posted by: NR Pax

Not to worry - The DoD will assign all combat troops to a Walmart opening in Palookaville and route the armed folks from the Department of Education to the battle initiated by our (external) enemies.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:16 AM (5Seyi)

64 This country needs an enema.
Posted by: mr tmz

Ooh! Ooh! Count me in Baby!!

Posted by: Buttigig at July 22, 2024 07:17 AM (5Seyi)

65 "He's dead Jim...

-

I think he's on a ventilator and they're keeping him alive until they figure out exactly what to do next.

He stays alive, he stays president, he stays quiet, and they stay in complete control. COVID would be a great excuse."

He has almost certainly died, and that is why the withdrawal statement was not on White House stationary, the signature doesn't match his previous signatures, and we haven't seen him make a live statement. By pretending Joe is still alive they keep Kamala out of office as president and have an open convention allowing Big Mike to parachute in.

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at July 22, 2024 07:18 AM (ufJfM)

66 Now, more than ever, I pray for America as founded.

Uniparty has abundantly proven to be horrific winners and even worse losers.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They Do Not Kill at July 22, 2024 07:18 AM (gxokI)

67 @15

>>This state is going to be pretty damn important to both sides. Ballot stuffing could be the difference.

Remember, early voting begins in 50 days.

We do not have election day in this country anymore, we have election season.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:18 AM (XV/Pl)

68 A lot of elderly people hang on when they feel they have something to live for but decline quickly and die within weeks of having that taken away from them.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 07:19 AM (f4M3X)

69 At least Janet Napolitano has plenty of experience in the relevant area.

Lying
Cover-ups
Misinformation

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:20 AM (gbOdA)

70 The various cop units, local, county, and state, all had different comms freaks, as did the SS in Butler Township on 7/13.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 07:21 AM (uf0HO)

71 A lot of old folks die on the Day after Christmas.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 07:22 AM (+H2BX)

72 Remember, early voting begins in 50 days.

We do not have election day in this country anymore, we have election season.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:18 AM (XV/Pl)

———-

Repubs should pass a Federal law that they will only accept counts based on ballots cast on Election Day except for absentee ballots cast by overseas military or other government workers assigned overseas.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 07:22 AM (f4M3X)

73 Saint of the Day:
St. Mary Magdalen (1st c.) was a friend and devoted follower of Jesus Christ. Formerly she had been a woman of ill repute out of whom Jesus exorcised seven demons. Mary Magdalene has a special place among the Lord's disciples and is mentioned several times in the Gospels.* She stood at the foot of the Cross with St. John and the Blessed Mother, and went the next morning to Christ's tomb to anoint his body. As a reward for her great love and faithfulness, she is the first recorded witness of Jesus' Resurrection. It was Mary Magdalene who informed the twelve Apostles that Jesus rose from the dead--for this she is called "Apostle to the Apostles." After Jesus' Ascension into heaven, Mary Magdalene continued her mission as an evangelist, contemplative, and mystic in the heart of the Church. According to the Eastern tradition, she went to Ephesus with the Virgin Mary and died there. St. Mary Magdalene is the patron of women, repentant sinners, penitent women, reformed prostitutes, contemplatives, converts, pharmacists, perfumers, hairstylists, and against sexual temptation. Her feast day is July 22nd.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:23 AM (5Seyi)

74 I hope all the Dems throw their hats in the ring. Bernie, Marianne Williamson, everyone. I want there to be 25 people vying for the nomination at the DNC. The backstabbing would be phenomenal.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:23 AM (bS+DD)

75 Joe Biden was last seen on 17 July getting off Air Force One in Delaware after his COVID diagnosis. Around 9 PM.

So at 9 PM tonight we are 5 days with no signs of life for Uncle Joe.

50 50 odds of ever seeing him alive again.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:24 AM (gbOdA)

76 Morning Horde, thx JJ pray you are doing well. Someone on Twitter put it pretty well "at this point the the traditional "October surprise " will be an invasion by space aliens". Would not be shocked

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:25 AM (qejsy)

77 "Some lives don't matter."

It's okay to say that, right?

Posted by: Tom Perry at July 22, 2024 07:25 AM (MX0bI)

78 @261

>>Developing ...

I think they are going see if they can engineer a clean slate, the dumped the turnip, now they need to push out Kamala.

If I had to guess, it's going to be Wes Moore for President, literal Obama Clone, and Tina Kotek, she checks enough boxes, young, leftist, gay.

The Donks are going to go young to overcorrect for installing mushbrains and create their silly talking point of Trump being old.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:25 AM (XV/Pl)

79 @74 bluebell, I think backstabbing would actually like occur

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:26 AM (qejsy)

80 Smart move by the Dems to let the GOP dump all their crap on Biden at the convention and then yank him out of there so everyone has to start all over on someone else.

Posted by: Phil N Blank at July 22, 2024 07:26 AM (1kAb1)

81 "Some lives don't matter."

It's okay to say that, right?
Posted by: Tom Perry

Apparently.
-- Millions of aborted babies cry out

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:26 AM (5Seyi)

82 Joe's alive, I'm sure

they're just hiding him til they figure out what to do with him, going forward

we'll see him soon enough

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:26 AM (/7KEl)

83 {10} Future Babylon Bee headline - "Mike Pence joins the Democrat Party and announces Presidential candidacy."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2024 06:47 AM (Ot3AL)

Editors at Babylon Bee once again frustrated by plausible scenarios getting in the way of publishing satire.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 22, 2024 07:28 AM (O7YUW)

84
Joey is still scheduled for a public appearance today.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 07:28 AM (j4U/Z)

85 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at July 22, 2024 07:28 AM (53oGX)

86 Is the DNC still going to hold their sham Zoom convention?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:28 AM (evvc2)

87 The White House is going to coordinate some activities for Joe, that look like things a President would do

they have to continue the fiction that America has a President, not an unelected committee running things from behind a curtain

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:29 AM (/7KEl)

88 That Mary Magdelen was a prostitute is a slander created by a 4th century bishop.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 07:29 AM (+H2BX)

89 Every election since 1960 has had a Kennedy, Bush, Clinton, or Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:30 AM (evvc2)

90 Formerly she had been a woman of ill repute out of whom Jesus exorcised seven demons.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:23 AM (5Seyi)

Isn't that just traditional belief? The biblical texts don't name either the prostitute or the possessed woman.

Mary Magdalene. Remember by history as some crazy whore that magically got better. Bummer.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 07:30 AM (wM+AA)

91 Monday morning AOS participation rates are not what they should be!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 07:30 AM (0KO+L)

92 So at 9 PM tonight we are 5 days with no signs of life for Uncle Joe.

50 50 odds of ever seeing him alive again.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Isn't that the best kind of president? The kind you forget even exists for weeks?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:31 AM (evvc2)

93 He is going to come out give a brief statement on why he is dropping out of the race and that will be the end of joe biden.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 07:02 AM (QNSds)
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Yep. It will be the last time they juice him up so he can perform in front of the cameras. After that, he will be behind the scenes and doing mostly nothing until one day...he doesn't wake up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 07:32 AM (7fElN)

94
Wes Moore? Too soon. He has to be able to take credit for spending two billion dollars on a new ~~Francis Scott Key~~ Freddy Gray Memorial bridge.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 07:32 AM (RKVpM)

95
After that, he will be behind the scenes and doing mostly nothing until one day...he doesn't wake up.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 07:32 AM (7fElN)

Death from "Long COVID". Mask up, lock down and socially distance, everyone!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:33 AM (1Nxff)

96 Good morning JJ and horde

Remember next up is DJT going to jail because they are running out of options

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2024 07:33 AM (D6aGE)

97
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2024 07:33 AM (bEb2S)

98 Smart move by the Dems to let the GOP dump all their crap on Biden at the convention and then yank him out of there so everyone has to start all over on someone else.
Posted by: Phil N Blank at July 22, 2024 07:26 AM (1kAb1)
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That may be why Trump only mentioned FJB by name once (okay, technically twice) during his speech. He wanted to tie everything awful about the past four years to the Democratic Party and not to one specific individual that probably wasn't going to make it until the election.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 07:34 AM (7fElN)

99 Hundredth!

Fuck Joe Biden's ghost.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 22, 2024 07:34 AM (uf0HO)

100 No Wes, no More.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:34 AM (evvc2)

101 Good morning dear horde and a prayer for complete and speedy healing JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 07:34 AM (RIvkX)

102 Barky is not looking for someone else to run against Cumalot. He just wants to make it look like she won the nomination in a real process. All coups need legitimacy from some source, and they cannot denounce the crimes in office of the deposed leader. And they cannot point to the will of the people. So then need a fig leaf of process. It's all arranged.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 22, 2024 07:35 AM (55boN)

103 Unfortunately, we will start seeing polls where Harris is either within 1 of Trump, or even beating him.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:35 AM (V13WU)

104 A glitch really has moved us to a weird corner of the matrix. I’ve decided I don’t particularly care for this version of reality; it’s bizarre.

For instance:
1. Does Joe know he’s out of the race? Is he still alive? We haven’t seen him in public since he shambled like a zombie into his airplane. LBJ appeared on national TV
2. Fox News is gaslighting for Dems already. Just for giggles I checked their website this morning and the blaring headline is Kamala raising $50M in the “24 hours” since Joe dropped out. It hasn’t even been 24 hours! “Kamala is a powerhouse political figure” is laughable and doesn’t pass the sniff test. It’s like they barely try to cover their lies anymore

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 07:35 AM (xT8gx)

105
I used it as a joke, but I had a sudden thought and looked it up. You guessed it, more women have "long COVID" than men.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:36 AM (1Nxff)

106 @94

>>Wes Moore? Too soon. He has to be able to take credit for spending two billion dollars on a new Francis Scott Key Freddy Gray Memorial bridge.

You put his perfectly creased pants at the head of the ticket and the MSM and leftist borg collective will spontaneously bukkake themselves for four straight months.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:36 AM (XV/Pl)

107 "Unfortunately, we will start seeing polls where Harris is either within 1 of Trump, or even beating him."

Yep.

Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2024 07:36 AM (QB+5g)

108 I am shocked - shocked, I tell you - that the Jerusalem Post still has not edited this headline:

"Extreme left-wing billionaires George and Alex Soros endorse Kamala Harris"

https://tinyurl.com/46324zkr

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 07:37 AM (520BN)

109 Is Shelia Jackson Lee still dead?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

110 Yeah I thought that Kamala fund-raising claim was horse shit too

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:37 AM (/7KEl)

111 Hunter Biden has DROPPED his lawsuit against Fox News.

This happened just hours after Joe Biden announced he's dropping out of the presidential race.

Uh, oh. Reed Hoffman turned off the litigation spigot.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:37 AM (evvc2)

112 she remains dead at this time, yes

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:38 AM (/7KEl)

113
“Kamala is a powerhouse political figure” is laughable and doesn’t pass the sniff test.

Let's see. She dropped out in 2020 even before a ballot was cast. Everything she's done as VP has been marked by incompetence. Her office is a toxic environment with enormous turnover. Nobody, even in her own party, likes her. And she's a powerhouse figure?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:39 AM (1Nxff)

114 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 07:37 AM (520BN)

The Jerusalem Post is antisemitic.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at July 22, 2024 07:39 AM (55boN)

115 Minnesota statue “requires Minnesota State to recognize one statewide student association for the state universities, makes all state university students members of that organization, and requires each state university to collect fees on that organization’s behalf.”

That is the Fee Assembly part of the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:39 AM (gbOdA)

116 The same people who made an unknown with 0 experience of any kind and with a very sketchy biography into a 2 term president , will don their best to make kamala inevitable.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:39 AM (V13WU)

117 Love the way Mary Magdalene is portrayed in The Chosen.

Posted by: Come and see at July 22, 2024 07:40 AM (5prWb)

118
I used it as a joke, but I had a sudden thought and looked it up. You guessed it, more women have "long COVID" than men.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:36 AM

More than 90% of fibromyalgia patients are women.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 07:40 AM (RKVpM)

119 109 Is Shelia Jackson Lee still dead?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

Yes but thanks to a generous donation she has a hired stand-in to cuss out her staff and aids.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:41 AM (gbOdA)

120 Barky is not looking for someone else to run against Cumalot.

That is why I think they will rush the zoom delegate voting to nail down Kammy before anyone has a chance to seriously organize a counter campaign.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:41 AM (evvc2)

121 Victor Davis Hanson: Can we cease the charge of Trump the fascist since it has not only been proven false but has revealed far more about the authoritarian and conspiratorial nature of the accusers than their target?
A Decade of Conspiracists?

--

But that can't be! Donald Fagen, of famed Steely Dan, said they should've played "Tin Foil Hat" (a song he sings with Todd Rundgren) at the RNC convention for Trump.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 22, 2024 07:41 AM (mupln)

122 Manchin Considers Rejoining Democrats, Running For President: Reports

Please! Please, please, please, please! Throw out the "black" woman and run a 76 year old white dude who can't even win his home state and whose daughter was responsible for jacking up insulin prices. Please do this.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 07:42 AM (nR2nR)

123 And they will make Trump's age a big issue.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:42 AM (V13WU)

124 Mornin’, All. Happy Monday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 07:42 AM (v6JzV)

125 The same people who made an unknown with 0 experience of any kind and with a very sketchy biography into a 2 term president , will don their best to make kamala inevitable.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:39 AM (V13WU)
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They had a lot more time to prepare in that scenario. They also had the benefit of running against an awful candidate.

Now, they have very, very little time to turn things around and their candidate is a successful President with a sound record of achievement.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 07:42 AM (7fElN)

126 - The mention of that Donolin guy brought this guy to mind.
Kind of goes hand in hand with a post from a couple days ago.

https://www.cfr.org/expert/thomas-e-donilon

Posted by: TeeJ at July 22, 2024 07:43 AM (ufMqE)

127 Manchin's running out of money. Wants to be bribed.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:43 AM (V13WU)

128 @118 Divide , unused to do workers comp law and fibromyalgia was brought in to cases after lots of minor injuries to keep the money flowing. I can't think of more than one or two men who claimed it, and I was involved in tens of thousands of cases

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:43 AM (qejsy)

129 I remember when Reagan made fun of his opponent's "youth and inexperience."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at July 22, 2024 07:43 AM (+H2BX)

130 daughter was responsible for jacking up insulin prices. Please do this.
Posted by: I used to have

She also made epi-pens $700.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:43 AM (evvc2)

131 Isn't that the best kind of president? The kind you forget even exists for weeks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:31 AM (evvc2)

How many times has he been seen since the debate? 4 or 5

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 07:44 AM (gbOdA)

132 @113

>>And she's a powerhouse figure?

She's not going to be the nominee, they are getting behind her for public consumption, but they are readying the knives to shiv her at The Mini-Primary at the convention.

Right now, the people controlling things are figuring out who gives them the best shot of winning and who would need the least amount of cheating or make the cheating seem plausible.

Yes the Donks look like they are in disarray but they have one simple maxim that has worked out for them pretty well: Just Win.

Everything sorts itself after that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)

133 The mention of that Donolin guy brought this guy to mind.
Kind of goes hand in hand with a post from a couple days ago.

Posted by: TeeJ

He even looks like Skelator/Alien.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:44 AM (5Seyi)

134 Tulsi has to help Trump with the Kammy debate prep.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:44 AM (evvc2)

135 I’m just sick of the lies from every direction. This whole scenario is so Soviet. Joe as Andropov or Chernenko…. We’ve become like the old Soviet Union. I don’t think I’m exaggerating

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (xT8gx)

136 Now, they have very, very little time to turn things around and their candidate is a successful President with a sound record of achievement.

Good luck with that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 07:42 AM (7fElN)

They were planning the coup for a long time. They are very prepared. And have tons of money now. They can build a winning campaign around her v ery quickly. She just needs to keep her mouth shut.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (V13WU)

137 We are an oligarchy ruled by the ultra wealthy
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 22, 2024 06:57 AM (f4M3X)

Same as pretty much everywhere else. The Dems just stopped pretending.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (nR2nR)

138 Which she will.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (V13WU)

139 We have turned ourselves into a country that lives or dies depending on whether the president's Metamucil worked this morning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (evvc2)

140 Did you notice that no one actually saw Joe or heard Joe speak yesterday? And his White House staff only found out about it by reading twitter, and no one spoke to them about it either? If this was Bolivia and the President “disappear” while all the power brokers said “oh he resigned”, what would we call it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (S6gqv)

141 The left is a sterling example of cognitive dissonance and the insurmountable problems of making it viable in a sane world. That simply cannot happen, 2 illogical premises can't be reconciled.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 22, 2024 07:47 AM (hKoQL)

142 How long can that ship stay out in space before parts, like say, o-rings, start going bad?
Posted by: fd at July 22, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

That's not a problem. We pre-installed bad o-rings. -- Boeing spokesperson

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 07:47 AM (nR2nR)

143 Did presidentish travel from Delaware to DC last night? Or will he do so today? If so is or will there be recorded video of him?

Posted by: We need proof at July 22, 2024 07:47 AM (5prWb)

144 She just needs to keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (V13WU)

My advice is open wide.

Posted by: Willie Brown's willie at July 22, 2024 07:47 AM (55boN)

145 Poor KJP

she has to shovel a ton of BS this morning

that briefing will be a feeding frenzy

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:48 AM (/7KEl)

146 @135

>>We’ve become like the old Soviet Union. I don’t think I’m exaggerating

We have about a decade, maybe a decade and a half before we suffer a similar collapse.

This country simply cannot remain on the path we are on without it imploding.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:48 AM (XV/Pl)

147 Just briefly flipped on Morning Joe. Beeker compared Joey walking away to Washington walking away after two terms. These people are completely delusional

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:48 AM (qejsy)

148
More than 90% of fibromyalgia patients are women.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 22, 2024 07:40 AM (RKVpM)

The theory I've seen, and which makes sense, is that we spend our lives in pain but our brains compensate for it so we can get along with life. But if that compensation mechanism breaks down, the pain becomes more apparent. It's why antidepressants often help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 22, 2024 07:48 AM (1Nxff)

149 He has almost certainly died, and that is why the withdrawal statement was not on White House stationary, the signature doesn't match his previous signatures, and we haven't seen him make a live statement. By pretending Joe is still alive they keep Kamala out of office as president and have an open convention allowing Big Mike to parachute in.
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at July 22, 2024 07:18 AM (ufJfM)

Actually, they let Jill go to the Olympics, and then to come home to tragedy...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 07:48 AM (exHjb)

150 Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:23 AM (bS+DD)
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Morning!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 07:49 AM (OQSTL)

151 I love this

https://x.com/kylenabecker/status/
1815133105549922390

@kylenabecker
·
14h
NEW: The St. Louis Cardinals appear to celebrate a home run with a "Fight! Fight! Fight!" salute to Donald Trump.

One hand over the right ear and a raised fist.

The Cards just might win it all

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 07:49 AM (Ka3bZ)

152 Trump got shot 9 days ago and we’ve seen him in public 5 times (all 4 days of the RNC plus Saturdays rally in MI). Joe we haven’t seen at all in 5 days

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 07:50 AM (xT8gx)

153 A decade? I am impressed by, though do not share your optomism

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 07:50 AM (0KO+L)

154 I so want the Bidens to insist today "Reports of my dropping out have been greatly exaggerated. Fake news"

Just because.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2024 07:03 AM (0KO+L)

Nationwide address: I am NOT dropping out, dammit. Also, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 07:50 AM (nR2nR)

155 Good morning, Weasel! Would you like to toss your hat into the Dem presidential ring? We're accepting all nominations. The more, the merrier!

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:50 AM (bS+DD)

156 I think he's on a ventilator and they're keeping him alive until they figure out exactly what to do next.

If that is true then if we get attacked, things are not going to go well for us. Imagine the chaos as the feds try to coordinate a response.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 22, 2024 07:13 AM

Imagine the chaos if biden tried to coordinate a response.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2024 07:51 AM (QNSds)

157 Any guesses on whether Biden will make a dramatic farewell appearance at the Dem convention as the noble warrior bravely making a farewell appearance and being honored for 45 years advancing the cause of Our Precious Democracy™?

Or will they just Jedi hand-wave him out of existence?

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 07:51 AM (uCfKO)

158 @151 vmon, a guy on the Rays after hitting a double against the Yankees raised his fist to his dugout and mouthed "fight, fight".
There's hope yet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:51 AM (qejsy)

159 Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:50 AM (bS+DD)
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No can do - on vacation!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 07:51 AM (OQSTL)

160 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 07:52 AM (Q4IgG)

161 "This country simply cannot remain on the path we are on without it imploding."

Maybe instead of attempting to black pill people, you could offer advice on how to prepare for the implosion?

Too easy?

Posted by: Outside of Life at July 22, 2024 07:52 AM (89Sog)

162 https://x.com/typesaway/status/
1815345920017682686

All I want is #ProofOfLife
Where's Joe?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 07:53 AM (Ka3bZ)

163 You: You said "farewell appearance" twice.

Me: I like "farewell appearance".

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 07:53 AM (uCfKO)

164 I was at summer camp. The counselors gathered us all in the rec hall in front of a black and white TV. They told us we would remember this forever. I do.
Man on the Moon, July 20, 1969 – Where were you?

--

I was only 6 and remember Dad got me and my brother out of bed to stand in front of our Zenith console TV to watch the landing. All I remember him saying was, "you'll never forget this." And I never did.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 22, 2024 07:53 AM (mupln)

165 Cruella De Jille is sposedta go to the Olympics on Friday.

https://tinyurl.com/4f6rf5h8

Posted by: She's a doctor dontcha know at July 22, 2024 07:54 AM (5prWb)

166 Looking for grey smoke above DNC headquarters.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 22, 2024 07:54 AM (lTGtQ)

167 No can do - on vacation!
Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 07:51 AM (OQSTL)
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That's okay! I'm happy to do it for you.

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:55 AM (bS+DD)

168 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 07:55 AM (6pLRH)

169 @161

>>Too easy?

Pay off your debts, get as far from a large urban area as possible, learn useful skills, acquire goods you can barter, acquire an arsenal, form alliances with like minded people, etc.

We ain't solving our problems through the political process bud.

YMMV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (XV/Pl)

170 Apparently, per DNC rules, you need 300 pledged candidate delegates to even be considered to run for a spot on their ticket...

CA and NY can deliver that number if they endorse any 1 candidate.
Texas (with 273) and Florida (with 253) almost can, and could unify to put a candidate on themselves.

Kamala's coronation is still far from over b/c she needs about 2K to win...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (exHjb)

171 No can do - on vacation!
Posted by: Weasel
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That's okay! I'm happy to do it for you.

Posted by: bluebell

Can I do the press conferences? I speak sarcasm and profanity fluently!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (5Seyi)

172 There was an NCIS episode where the team was looking for an international criminal and money launderer. Turned out his accountant was running the show and the criminal was on a ventilator in a VA farmhouse. Substitute Delaware for VA and you've got Joey

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (qejsy)

173 Woody Allen predicted this in Sleeper

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

174 Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:55 AM (bS+DD)
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Such a giver!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (OQSTL)

175 The Handlers have to keep Joe active for another 6 months
have to pass him off as a working President

I don't see how they can manage that
that's a long time to keep the hollow man propped up

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (/7KEl)

176 Forget political drama…. What’s happening here is dangerous. If we have doubts about whether or not Joe is even alive… so do other world leaders; our enemies. China, Iran, North Korea or whoever could do something crazy to take advantage of the chaos. The responsible thing to do at the very least is prop Joe up behind the desk in the Oval Office for a brief address to the nation… today posthaste. If they can’t even do that, their level of recklessness is off the charts

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 07:57 AM (xT8gx)

177 Can I do the press conferences? I speak sarcasm and profanity fluently!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 07:56 AM (5Seyi)
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You're hired!

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:57 AM (bS+DD)

178 Maybe instead of attempting to black pill people, you could offer advice on how to prepare for the implosion?

Too easy?
Posted by: Outside of Life

Buy ammo & shelf stable foods.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 07:57 AM (6pLRH)

179 The attempted assassin's bullet went from Pittsburgh to Delaware.

Posted by: Helluva shot at July 22, 2024 07:58 AM (5prWb)

180 If that is true then if we get attacked, things are not going to go well for us. Imagine the chaos as the feds try to coordinate a response.

********

♫
Where have you gone, Alexander Haig?
A nation turns its grieving eyes too you...

Wooo woo woo.

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 07:58 AM (uCfKO)

181 I was wrong - 4672 Dem delegates...so Kamala needs 2337 to win...there are superdelegates I wasn't counting...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 07:58 AM (exHjb)

182 Fox News is gaslighting for Dems already. Just for giggles I checked their website this morning and the blaring headline is Kamala raising $50M in the “24 hours” since Joe dropped out. It hasn’t even been 24 hours! “Kamala is a powerhouse political figure” is laughable and doesn’t pass the sniff test. It’s like they barely try to cover their lies anymore
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 07:35 AM (xT8gx)

I think it's is a good thing to reports like this. Some repubs are getting too cocky.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 07:58 AM (g8Ew8)

183 On second thought, we shouldn't nominate Weasel because he would win. So TP, let's reconvene in 3.5 years and nominate Weasel for the Republicans in 2028. WeaselPres 2028!

Posted by: bluebell at July 22, 2024 07:59 AM (bS+DD)

184 @173 San franpsycho, "the war started when a man named Albert Shankar got the bomb"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:59 AM (qejsy)

185 WeaselPres 2028!

Yea!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 08:00 AM (5Seyi)

186 *per DNC rules*

That's cute.

Posted by: The DC Politburo at July 22, 2024 08:00 AM (5prWb)

187 Kamala's coronation is still far from over b/c she needs about 2K to win...

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It's over. She will get more than that. They already did the math.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:00 AM (V13WU)

188
Maybe instead of attempting to black pill people, you could offer advice on how to prepare for the implosion?

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I'll bite. Every time you go to the grocery store pick up a half dozen or so extra cans of beans. Gallon jugs of water, too. Buy some rice and keep it in a 5 gallon food-grade bucket.

Most important one is probably to buy a gun if you don't have one. You can get a good one for $200 or so. Shotgun, rifle, pistol ideally. $1000 total. Takes care of hunting (because you'll be hunting or at least wishing you could), defending your home, or defending yourself. Get 500 rounds for each, minimum, and practice with 100 rounds so you're familiar with the weapon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:00 AM (C38z1)

189 The USA is well and truly —-ed. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Who is John Galt ? at July 22, 2024 08:01 AM (5QMT6)

190 Superdelegates exist to save democracy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:01 AM (C38z1)

191
Today's Presidential Address Betting Options:

No show Joe

Two paragraphs from the prompter Joe

Angry Joe

Spliced statement Joe

Soft spoken unintelligible Joe

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 08:01 AM (j4U/Z)

192 187 Kamala's coronation is still far from over b/c she needs about 2K to win...

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It's over. She will get more than that. They already did the math.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:00 AM (V13WU)

The Hill says she's at 531 right now...any source already got her over 2337?

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:01 AM (exHjb)

193 I assume delegates will just vote with their state leaders. Dems don't do a lot of straying from the herd.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson Trump/Vance 2024 at July 22, 2024 08:01 AM (55boN)

194 Just briefly flipped on Morning Joe. Beeker compared Joey walking away to Washington walking away after two terms. These people are completely delusional
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:48 AM (qejsy)

A key point to remember. No talking head actually believes anything they say. Everything is a lie. I question their actual names. It's all to massage the fat people in floaty chairs to keep them compliant while TPTB steal the nation's silver.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:02 AM (nR2nR)

195 I'm scheduled to be out of the country in two weeks. I'm not feeling all that comfortable doing that with things being so unsettled.

An ill wind blows.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 08:02 AM (5Seyi)

196 Before I can endorse Weasel, I need to know his position on crossbows versus longbows.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:03 AM (v6JzV)

197 Man on the Moon, July 20, 1969 – Where were you?

Spent the day at Petite Jean Mountain and came back to watch with my Mom and Dad and my grandparents.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

198 Auspex, I'll take '2 paragraphs from the prompter' for $10

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:03 AM (/7KEl)

199 Put me done as one who thinks we won’t be seeing Joe much at all anymore. They don’t need him now, and every appearance was an embarrassment to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:03 AM (S6gqv)

200 WeaselPres 2028!

Yea!!!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 08:00 AM (5Seyi)
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Well is does have a nice ring to it!

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 08:04 AM (OQSTL)

201 VDH: "So, can we at last cease the tiresome charge of Trump the fascist?"

What world is he living in?

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 08:04 AM (GFoyL)

202 The Hill says 1968 needed b/c the superdelegates don't vote on 1st ballot...so if you can get to 1968, you also win, even if your opponent has the supers locked up (since they'd only vote 2nd, and there are about 700 of them, so they could break ties)...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:04 AM (exHjb)

203 Also this:

"The LDS food plan can help you build a pantry in less than 12 months

There are multiple copies of the LDS Preparedness Manual floating around, but the most recent edition from 2012 is available for free from the publisher, Another Source of Warning. Submit an email address and they’ll send you a link to download the book (use a throwaway email address for privacy if you like). You can also buy a hardcover copy of the book at cost.

https://tinyurl.com/25numt5z

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:04 AM (C38z1)

204 Before I can endorse Weasel, I need to know his position on crossbows versus longbows.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:03 AM (v6JzV)
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Position = Yes.

Posted by: Weasel at July 22, 2024 08:05 AM (OQSTL)

205 President Walter uninstalled by the same people who installed him.

making the old Soviet Union look like amateurs

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 22, 2024 08:05 AM (/zL9p)

206 203 Also this:

"The LDS food plan can help you build a pantry in less than 12 months

There are multiple copies of the LDS Preparedness Manual floating around, but the most recent edition from 2012 is available for free from the publisher, Another Source of Warning. Submit an email address and they’ll send you a link to download the book (use a throwaway email address for privacy if you like). You can also buy a hardcover copy of the book at cost.

https://tinyurl.com/25numt5z
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:04 AM (C38z1)

Every religion has some part of God' truth right - LDS has the ability to persevere through hardship dead on. They are a great source for being prepared, and there are many farms in Utah that serve those seeking to be prepared well across the country...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:06 AM (exHjb)

207 > Forget political drama…. What’s happening here is dangerous. If we have doubts about whether or not Joe is even alive… so do other world leaders; our enemies. China, Iran, North Korea or whoever could do something crazy to take advantage of the chaos.
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I think that works both ways.

I would think twice before striking America with a fractured government and no apparent leadership. The reprisals might be... unpredictable.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 08:07 AM (Q4IgG)

208 This is not just a campaign thing, they published Joe's schedule for the week.

Monday: It specifically says nothing is scheduled for Monday.

But Tuesday is TBD.

And that concludes the POTUS' published schedule for the week.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:07 AM (krQz2)

209 Iconic Trump Photos Are 'Dangerous' Propaganda, Journalists Say

Now do the Obama photo with the light halo around his head.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:07 AM (rHxhM)

210 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 07:59 AM (qejsy)
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Yes, hystericalline especially if you lived through it, It is a keeper. Many things in that movie were strangely prescient.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

211 A week after the (Dem) Secret Service pulls a Serpico on Trump, the Dems knife their own puppet in the back and prepare to force some candidate, likely Harris, on their slavish base.

The next time I hear someone refer to Our Sacred Democracy, my head's gonna explode like they sent a Killer Beavis for *me.* Whatever this regime is, it's profane, and it ain't no democracy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 08:07 AM (0FoWg)

212 Good morning

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:08 AM (HnUIn)

213 Monday: It specifically says nothing is scheduled for Monday.

Too busy Monday to do a teleconference on ~~Jill's~~ his decision.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:08 AM (rHxhM)

214 >>>Janet Napolitano's back.

Jeebus Christ. She will be a willing co-conspirator in the now-obvious cover-up.

The first line of her final report will be along the lines of, "The performance of the US Secret Service was a little bit sub-optimal on July 13, 2024, in Butler County, PA."

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 08:08 AM (5fDan)

215 These Democrats are making the Kremlin apparatchiks of the 70s look like staid middle-managers.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 08:08 AM (GFoyL)

216 Fibromyalgia is caused by lactic acid buildup in the muscles, the kind you normally get from working out.

It seems to be an oxygen deprivation in the muscles that causes the condition to flare.

It's considered an autoimmune condition. Whatever fakery or claims about it there are, it is an actual malady.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:09 AM (qrUD3)

217 I seem not to be the only one thinking of the "c" word.

- Withdrawal announced on a Sunday
- Announcement made on Twitter
- "Endorsement" followed the same course
- Subject of the announcement to "address the nation" sometime later on
- President's aides apparently found out from Twitter like the rest of us
- The news nets ran with it like tomorrow, immediately, with no verification and no curiosity

Smells like a palace coup to me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:10 AM (HnUIn)

218 What is wrong with these people?
Iconic Trump Photos Are 'Dangerous' Propaganda, Journalists Say

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(looks for my post from day of Trump shooting where I stated that they were cropping out the flag and zooming in closely on Trump's face because they know how powerful that photo is)

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:10 AM (C38z1)

219 161--prep for the implosion?

Check your logistics.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 22, 2024 08:10 AM (hKoQL)

220 Does Kamala Harris have to rehire her staff who quit while working for her as the VP?

Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2024 08:10 AM (Oy/m2)

221 Juice Probe of Jupiter is fine, but once again they're bypassing Uranus.

Posted by: Globohomo at July 22, 2024 08:10 AM (V5BDR)

222 Kamala should succeed Joe immediately, for the good of the country.

I cannot believe I would ever write such words.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:11 AM (RIvkX)

223 Iconic Trump Photos Are 'Dangerous' Propaganda, Journalists Say

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All the hallmarks of Russian disinformation, experts say.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:11 AM (krQz2)

224 The Hill says 1968 needed b/c the superdelegates don't vote on 1st ballot...so if you can get to 1968, you also win, even if your opponent has the supers locked up (since they'd only vote 2nd, and there are about 700 of them, so they could break ties)...

This is so blatant now. They keep the supers out so that the common delegates can participate in the largest secret auction in ages. They are doing this in the state of Illinois - the state with a reputation for the buying and selling of political office.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:12 AM (rHxhM)

225 good morning horde, and happy monday.

back from 2 weeks vacation and only 200 emails to go through....

i happened to catch a bit of the today show and they had schiff for brains on, he made mention that they replaced biden because they thought he would lose.

so, just to check the math - the party that is here to "defend democracy" had refused to let their voters pick the candidate, and have now removed the candidate the voters chose because he will probably lose, and are selecting the candidate without a new election?

do i have that right?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2024 08:13 AM (UCRjB)

226 They were planning the coup for a long time. They are very prepared. And have tons of money now. They can build a winning campaign around her v ery quickly. She just needs to keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (V13WU)
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Don't be so sure of that. Harris had major support last time, and she collapsed almost immediately. Bloomberg had all the money in the world and bought himself one delegate. It's entirely possible that *nobody* can build a winning campaign around Harris. She's was a terrible candidate in 2020 and it's only gotten worse since she's opened her mouth and demonstrated her ability.

The choice of nominee is going to be illuminating. I have some suspicions about what it *could* mean, but I'm guessing just like everyone else.

The steal is perhaps the bigger issue. I've been fairly consistent in my opinion that they might not be willing to do it for Biden. I don't know if that remains true for the next guy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn)

227 Kamala should succeed Joe immediately, for the good of the country.

Think of all the merch that will need to be tossed and replaced with "Trump 48"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:14 AM (rHxhM)

228 Best Biden EVA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kKUye23KBQ

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 08:14 AM (gbOdA)

229 - @188 Robbie

I'd add water purification, a really good water purification setup, a supply of needed prescription drugs and a good pair of boots.
A couple Buck 110s and a good folding saw.
Fishing gear.
I could go on.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 22, 2024 08:15 AM (ufMqE)

230 I don't know if there are any true crime fans here, but if there are, and you are following the Karen Read case in MA, I am headed to Dedham this morning. Gonna do some preliminary interviews and then head to the Courthouse to film the expected protest.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2024 08:15 AM (i77e3)

231 ... so, just to check the math - the party that is here to "defend democracy" had refused to let their voters pick the candidate, and have now removed the candidate the voters chose because he will probably lose, and are selecting the candidate without a new election?

do i have that right?
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2024 08:13 AM (UCRjB)
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"Democracy" is an incantation. A ritualistic mouth-noise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:15 AM (HnUIn)

232 "Democracy" is an incantation. A ritualistic mouth-noise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:15 AM (HnUIn)

E plebnista...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 08:16 AM (VoAdT)

233 The steal is perhaps the bigger issue. I've been fairly consistent in my opinion that they might not be willing to do it for Biden. I don't know if that remains true for the next guy.

When you control an annual eight trillion dollar international slush fund, you even kill if necessary to win.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:16 AM (rHxhM)

234 so, just to check the math - the party that is here to "defend democracy" had refused to let their voters pick the candidate, and have now removed the candidate the voters chose because he will probably lose, and are selecting the candidate without a new election?

do i have that right?
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2024 08:13 AM (UCRjB)

Pretty much. But most dems won't care. This is becoming a leftist dream come true.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 08:16 AM (g8Ew8)

235 I'd add water purification, a really good water purification setup, a supply of needed prescription drugs and a good pair of boots.
A couple Buck 110s and a good folding saw.
Fishing gear.
I could go on.
Posted by: TeeJ

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Good points.

Boy, if only someone were around that could help get a recent prepper thread going so that morons could share some ideas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (C38z1)

236 "Democracy" is an incantation. A ritualistic mouth-noise.

See also "Constitutional Rights"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (rHxhM)

237 Good morning fine people. Buckle up.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (SfhV1)

238 Frank Biden Is Glad to Have Brother Joe for

“Whatever Time We Have Left”

hes dead Jim

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (gbOdA)

239 After Harris is installed as president, all of North America will be led by women. Mexico has Scheinbaum, we have Harris, and Canada has Trudeau.
Posted by: p-squared at July 22, 2024 06:51 AM (i3SWt)

conspiracy theory time -

what are the odds that harris gets the nomination at the convention, debates PDJT and it goes badly for her, and biden dies in office in late spet or early oct, thus getting kamala the sympathy vote, in addition to the incumbent vote.

and then she pardens anyone with the name biden for all activites prior to the day of the pardon?

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (UCRjB)

240 Today is National Rat Catchers Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (NpAcC)

241 206 They are a great source for being prepared, and there are many farms in Utah that serve those seeking to be prepared well across the country...
Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 08:06 AM (exHjb)

When Chinese Lung AIDS was shutting everything down, I posted a suggestion on Facebook that the LDS churches could make a killing at teaching people how to prepare.

Larry Correia replied to me with "They'd do it for free."

Posted by: NR Pax at July 22, 2024 08:18 AM (2uFG5)

242 I'd add water purification, a really good water purification setup, a supply of needed prescription drugs and a good pair of boots.
A couple Buck 110s and a good folding saw.
Fishing gear.
I could go on.
Posted by: TeeJ

Yeah, about that supply of Rx drugs. A real challenge for many of them.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 08:18 AM (5Seyi)

243 WeaselPres

Cigar aficionado with a real katana, who forests for a hobby, shoots high power matches and publishes a weekly gun thread.

Known in the old days as "My Kind of Democrat."
There's gonna be some changes made.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 22, 2024 08:18 AM (zdLoL)

244 See also "Constitutional Rights"
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (rHxhM)
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AKA "My fargin' rights".

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:18 AM (krQz2)

245 I'd add water purification, a really good water purification setup, a supply of needed prescription drugs and a good pair of boots.

• Booze
• Pr0n
• drugs
• tobacco / vape supplies

You need barter items that have addictions built in.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (rHxhM)

246 I don't think Biden is dead yet. His life/existence is still technically useful and it would introduce too many difficult variables into what they're trying to pull off.

I do think it's as simple as unplugging the machine, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (C38z1)

247 They were planning the coup for a long time. They are very prepared. And have tons of money now. They can build a winning campaign around her v ery quickly. She just needs to keep her mouth shut.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 07:46 AM (V13WU)
++++
Don't be so sure of that. Harris had major support last time, and she collapsed almost immediately. Bloomberg had all the money in the world and bought himself one delegate. It's entirely possible that *nobody* can build a winning campaign around Harris. She's was a terrible candidate in 2020 and it's only gotten worse since she's opened her mouth and demonstrated her ability.

The choice of nominee is going to be illuminating. I have some suspicions about what it *could* mean, but I'm guessing just like everyone else.

The steal is perhaps the bigger issue. I've been fairly consistent in my opinion that they might not be willing to do it for Biden. I don't know if that remains true for the next guy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:13 AM (HnUIn)

!JEB!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (g8Ew8)

248 - Arrrgh A really good first aid kit.
I really need that second ☕

Posted by: TeeJ at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (ufMqE)

249 When I watched the movie Dave back in the 90s I thought it was just a funny piece of fiction. Funny because its premise was so ridiculous…. Weekend at Bernie’s likewise though that was in the 80s and it was only a boss in that case, not the president

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (xT8gx)

250 Boy, if only someone were around that could help get a recent prepper thread going so that morons could share some ideas.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:17 AM (C38z1)

A bad ass muscle car, denim, leather, BDSM gear if you're so inclined...a will to murder...

Posted by: Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome and heading straight for Pleasuredome at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (xCzE0)

251 Smells like a palace coup to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:10 AM (HnUIn)

What's cheaper? Bribe the entire Biden family, or the person who controls the Twitter account?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (nR2nR)

252 Iconic Trump Photos Are 'Dangerous' Propaganda, Journalists Say
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Whatever Democrats can't erase or hide, they redefine. They don't want people seeing what they can clearly see.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (qrUD3)

253 Now that she's finally unburdened by what has been, I hope the candidate is Veep Throat. Brandon's only redeeming quality is that he was good for a laugh. Harris isn't as hilarious as Brandon, but she's a helluva lot funnier than that greaseball Newsom, or - G-d forbid - Wretched Shitbird.

If I'm gonna be lorded over by some puppet dancing on the Kaloramlin's strings, I should at least get some amusement out of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 08:20 AM (0FoWg)

254 And it's....
National Penuche Fudge Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 22, 2024 08:20 AM (NpAcC)

255 Did Mondale get shoved out of the race when polls showed he could not win the election? What changed?

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at July 22, 2024 08:20 AM (SfhV1)

256 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 22, 2024 08:20 AM (tkAsD)

257 The left use words not for what they mean, but for the effect they can have.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:20 AM (krQz2)

258
I do think it's as simple as unplugging the machine, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (C38z1)

I agree. If Joe was dead and Kamala knew it, she would insist on being made President right now, she wants it too badly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (S6gqv)

259 kTlfhXxdBDUOKcv

Posted by: GZPKxfscM at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (+O47L)

260 Nothing about the events over the last week are strange if you subscribe to the notion none of the people affected, sans Trump, are actually in charge of anything.

Orders were given, actions taken.

Like anywhere else the competence of the people involved was on full display. *biden may, or may not know he's no longer running. I doubt it matters either way. His ability to affect events has been zero for at least two years. His self-awareness has been gone for decades.

The fractured and incompetent White House staff, nominally being "run" by Jill, obviously got marching orders from up on high to "retire" *biden's reelection attempt. They obeyed. Jill doesn't pay them anyway.

IMO there's no way *biden made this decision on his own, or with help. He's probably under deep sedation and upon revival, if he ever is, he'll not know a thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (Q4IgG)

261 She's was a terrible candidate in 2020 and it's only gotten worse since she's opened her mouth and demonstrated her ability.
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She's definitely not used to her career getting worse when she does that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (0FoWg)

262 ... or that the combination of a demented, shambling candidate obvious for the world to see and more crucially his abject disaster of the past four years of his term in office will sink them come not just this November, but please God maybe even a generation?

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We're gonna need a longer generation ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (qC/Q1)

263 Iconic Trump Photos Are 'Dangerous' Propaganda, Journalists Say
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Whatever Democrats can't erase or hide, they redefine. They don't want people seeing what they can clearly see.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:19 AM (qrUD3)
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Irony: The Movie "Don't Look Up" was about us.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (krQz2)

264 This guy (@kylenabecker) sums up where my mind is...

Let's recap this historic day:
Joe Biden suddenly *RESIGNS* via X
White House staff find out ONE MINUTE later
Joe Biden "resignation" letter not on official letterhead
Biden "signature" suspect (underlined?)
Steve Richetti helped write letter
Jill Biden tweets *heart emoji* response
White House *WIPES* Biden's schedule
WH Chief of Staff calls Cabinet, manages Comms
Frank Biden confirms health a factor
Family suggests Biden may have terminal illness
Joe Biden holds no LIVE Press Conference
Where is Joe?

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (RhGG0)

265 Fun fact and waay OT:

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen has a twin sister

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (/7KEl)

266 IMO there's no way *biden made this decision on his own, or with help. He's probably under deep sedation and upon revival, if he ever is, he'll not know a thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 08:21 AM (Q4IgG)

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Follow the Big Donor money ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (qC/Q1)

267 Pretty much. But most dems won't care. This is becoming a leftist dream come true.
Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 08:16 AM (g8Ew

A friend of mine is on a slack channel with a bunch of Dems and they said everyone was stroking it over the Cackler and their personal fantasy of her "super VP".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:23 AM (nR2nR)

268 Smells like a palace coup to me.

Another reason not to have your X account password be: "qwerty"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:23 AM (rHxhM)

269 "Democracy" is an incantation. A ritualistic mouth-noise.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:15 AM (HnUIn)

As always, Joe provides the mot juste. Thanks!

Posted by: sal at July 22, 2024 08:24 AM (4lnL8)

270 You people&#trade; keep using that word 'implosion' I'm not sure it means what you seem to think it means.

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 08:25 AM (uCfKO)

271 We are 4 months from the election and Democrats don't even have a candidate picked. Big donors were in open revolt and withholding campaign funds, not just from Joe but from down ballot candidates.

Now they have partially solved the donor problem but they still don't have a candidate and whomever they land on is going to start the race way behind and saddled with all of Joe's policies which had him losing the race before the debate.

Getting rid of Joe was as much about the down ballot races as anything else.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:25 AM (LkLld)

272 IMO there's no way *biden made this decision on his own, or with help.

I'm wondering if visqueen and a chair placed in the center of it was involved.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:25 AM (rHxhM)

273 Fun fact and waay OT:

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen has a twin sister
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (/7KEl)

Bund is German for bunch.

Chen is feminine so basically means girl.

Giselle is a twin and thus a plurality.

Literally "Giselle Bunch Of Girls."

Or maybe even "A Whole Lotta Giselle."

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:25 AM (xCzE0)

274 5 Brain and brain! What is brain?!

Posted by: That Star Trek episode at July 22, 2024 08:26 AM (tkAsD)

275 Joe Biden is too frail to run in 2024 but he’s still our [so-called quote-unquote] president?

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At least he's competent to stand trial for treason and innumerable other federal crimes.

Wait, wut? "No reasonable special prosecutor ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:26 AM (qC/Q1)

276 This guy (@kylenabecker) sums up where my mind is...
... Where is Joe?
Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (RhGG0)
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He's having the idea laboriously pounded into his head, then he's being rested, then the process repeats. This will continue until he makes his "address to the nation" to finish the coup.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:26 AM (HnUIn)

277 Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:25 AM (

Don't be so sanguine, here. Even if they nominate the Hamburger, they're better off today than yesterday. Brandon was doomed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (0FoWg)

278
Bumsen and Bundchen!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (x0n13)

279 Hamburglar

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (0FoWg)

280 Fun fact and waay OT:

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen has a twin sister
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (/7KEl)

A bit shorter, a bit curvier, probably would have been satisfied with Tom Brady.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (nR2nR)

281 Fun fact and waay OT:

Supermodel Giselle Bundchen has a twin sister
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (/7KEl)

Raises eyebrow in interest… Photos??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (xT8gx)

282 Did anybody see an examination of the signature on the typed letter?

They got Joe's single-slash J right, but the B in all of the previous examples was a single stroke, over the top. But the B on yesterday's "Biden" was two strokes, with a separate stroke at the top.

Also, it appears that the examples Joe seemed to sign a "Jr" after Biden.

Totally absent in the letter signature.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (krQz2)

283 Democrat leaders held the debates early, anticipating the disaster, knowing how far Biden had declined. But they lied about him until they couldn't lie anymore. And now they will tell us how awesome Kamala is? Sadly, people will believe it and vote for her.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at July 22, 2024 08:28 AM (NhuiW)

284 A bit shorter, a bit curvier, probably would have been satisfied with Tom Brady.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (nR2nR)
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LOL. Sounds prettier, based on that description.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:28 AM (HnUIn)

285 I can neither confirm nor deny the use of, or the existence of, an alleged reference to "Spock's Brain."

Posted by: callsign claymore at July 22, 2024 08:28 AM (tkAsD)

286 Bund is American as apple pie!

Posted by: Fritzie Kuhn at July 22, 2024 08:28 AM (55boN)

287
It's 8:30 in the morning-
Do you know where your President is?

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:28 AM (/7KEl)

288 I am ready, can I quit paying taxes yet? Waiting for a guy named Revere to ride by in his Jeep..

I don't want to hear one more goddamn word about the "dignity of the office" from ANY blue check mark fuckers..

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Posted by: catman at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (4HMlb)

289 I missed the moon landing, as a non-Spanish speaker in Mexico on a school trip.
I do remember people standing outside stores watching the TVs in the windows.

"Apollo 10 1/2" is Linklater's memory of his Texas boyhood, when his dad worked for NASA.
I think it might make me too sad to watch now.

Posted by: sal at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (4lnL8)

290 Kamala Harris announcement sees Democrat fundraising surge by record $46.7m in the first seven hours after Biden dropped out of Presidential race as donors flock back to the party and endorsements roll

.. a groundswell or merely withheld donations to force Joe Biden out ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (RHGPo)

291 He's having the idea laboriously pounded into his head
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:26 AM (HnUIn)
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I read that as "lobotomously."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (520BN)

292 White House *WIPES* Biden's schedule

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"The daily Presidential Daily Brief has been cancelled.

That is all ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (qC/Q1)

293 I never got the Giselle thing. She’s just not that attractive.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:30 AM (v6JzV)

294 I read that as "lobotomously."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (520BN)
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Little from column A, little from column B ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:30 AM (HnUIn)

295 He's having the idea laboriously pounded into his head
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:26 AM (HnUIn)
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I read that as "lobotomously."
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:29 AM (520BN)
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It's probably a typo.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:30 AM (krQz2)

296 >Raises eyebrow in interest… Photos??

Posted by: LinusVanPelt

yeah one of the news sites I look at- forget which right now- anyway, it was Giselle's B-day party and of course her sister was there
yeah, twins

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:30 AM (/7KEl)

297 A bad ass muscle car, denim, leather, BDSM gear if you're so inclined...

a will to murder...
Posted by: Mad Max

“Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.”

I am the abyss.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (6pLRH)

298 I never got the Giselle thing. She’s just not that attractive.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:30 AM (v6JzV)
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She never tripped my trigger, either, but to each his own. I always found her too ... angular, I guess. She might be a draftsman's idealized figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (HnUIn)

299 White House *WIPES* Biden's schedule

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My schedule's been wiped!!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (krQz2)

300 Raises eyebrow in interest… Photos??
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 08:27 AM (xT8gx)

Side by side in bikinis.

https://is.gd/yiDnGc

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (nR2nR)

301 By pretending Joe is still alive they keep Kamala out of office as president and have an open convention allowing Big Mike to parachute in.
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus
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Went from 1 to 9 overnight on Polymarket. Some kind of rumor must be about. And she's the only real alternative if they're going to push aside a black female.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (Dm8we)

302 >>Don't be so sanguine, here. Even if they nominate the Hamburger, they're better off today than yesterday. Brandon was doomed.

I'm not sanguine, not in camp DOOM! either. Those are just the facts. Harris has a lower approval rating than Biden and her aborted presidential run in 2020 was a train wreck and she's done nothing but fail ever since. She owns the Biden/Harris record just like Joe.

Republicans just had the most successful convention I can remember. Big money is flowing in including from tech billionaires who have always supported Dems. Cheating is always going to be an issue but they have to at least make the race look close and right now they are way behind and I don't see Queen Cackle turning that around over the next few weeks.

I'd much rather be in our camp than theirs right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:32 AM (LkLld)

303 What does “Don't play chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over the pieces, poop all over the board and then strut around like it won the game.” mean? It's one of those “don't argue with idiots” sayings on the same vein as don't wrestle with a pig.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 08:32 AM (n17eQ)

304 sayings on the same vein as don't wrestle with a pig.
Posted by: Pudinhead

I sure wish I had known this in college.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (5Seyi)

305 Went from 1 to 9 overnight on Polymarket. Some kind of rumor must be about. And she's the only real alternative if they're going to push aside a black female.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba a

Im tanned rested ready and hungry.
-Tank Abrams

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (CIS44)

306 302 By pretending Joe is still alive they keep Kamala out of office as president and have an open convention allowing Big Mike to parachute in.
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus
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One other reason is Joe has to award Hunter immunity. I doubt even Kamarla would sign that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (n17eQ)

307 If it ain't *biden's signature on his drop out notice then every EO and piece of legislation he "signed" (by hand or autopen) needs to be reevaluated.

All of it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (Q4IgG)

308 Side by side in bikinis.

https://is.gd/yiDnGc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (nR2nR)

The one on the left is a man, baby!

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (g8Ew8)

309 Why would Michelle take a demotion to be POTUS? She has immense power with no responsibility at all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (aVudl)

310 I never got the Giselle thing. She’s just not that attractive.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:30 AM (v6JzV)
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She never tripped my trigger, either, but to each his own. I always found her too ... angular, I guess. She might be a draftsman's idealized figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (HnUIn)

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Heroine chic.

It's almost as if all fashion models are selected by fags or something ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (qC/Q1)

311 What does “Don't play chess with a pigeon. It'll just knock over the pieces, poop all over the board and then strut around like it won the game.” mean?

It's one of those “don't argue with idiots” sayings on the same vein as don't wrestle with a pig.
Posted by: Pudinhead

Don't wrassle with a pig. You'll just get dirty and he likes it.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (6pLRH)

312 Don't play chess with ~~a pigeon~~Joe Biden. ItHe'll just knock over the pieces, poop all over the board and then strut around like it won the game.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 08:32 AM (n17eQ)
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Fixed

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (krQz2)

313 According to Shawn Ryan's interview with an Afghan leader in London, we're sending $80 million a week to the Taliban.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 08:35 AM (GFoyL)

314 It boils down to the cheat, though. Nobody still believes in honest elections, but they want to pretend to for stability's sake. Cheating Brandon across the line would have strained American's amazing predilection for make-believe to the breaking point.

We can keep on pretending for literally anyone else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 22, 2024 08:35 AM (0FoWg)

315 Today's first stupid letter to the "NY Post":
While listening to the so-called Christian conservatives at the RNC, I couldn’t help but wonder if they’re using a different Bible.

I can’t find any place in my Bible where it says, “welcome the stranger, unless they come from any of those ‘s - - t hole’ countries.”

These Republicans have forgotten Exodus 20:3, “You shall have no other gods before me.” Otherwise, I don’t see how they could continue to worship a false prophet like Trump, who is the antithesis of Jesus Christ.

Sharon Austry

Fort Worth, Texas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:35 AM (dTTBf)

316 Why would Michelle take a demotion to be POTUS? She has immense power with no responsibility at all.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

And doesn't have to show up to work.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:35 AM (6pLRH)

317 https://is.gd/yiDnGc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (nR2nR)

I can see what Mannix means by angular.

The shorter sister has curves, at least.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:36 AM (IBWUG)

318 They got Joe's single-slash J right, but the B in all of the previous examples was a single stroke, over the top. But the B on yesterday's "Biden" was two strokes, with a separate stroke at the top.

*********

Obviously signed by the mid-level FBI staffer in the black hat smirking as she stood behind Trump recording on her phone when the shots were fired last week. C'mon people! Connect the dots!!

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 08:36 AM (uCfKO)

319 it will be Harris/Buttigieg

All Commie All the Time!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:37 AM (s3qiR)

320 The next time you see Joe Biden I hope they let him use his walker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

321 it's at Daily Mail

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:37 AM (/7KEl)

322 Side by side in bikinis.

https://is.gd/yiDnGc
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (nR2nR)

Thank you! Sister looks healthier

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 08:37 AM (xT8gx)

323 Don't Forget ... this DNC is the 100th anniversary of the infamous "KlanBake"

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:38 AM (RHGPo)

324 317 Why would Michelle take a demotion to be POTUS? She has immense power with no responsibility at all.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

And doesn't have to show up to work.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:35 AM (6pLRH)

Michelle already detests being Obama's wife beard. You think she wants to be his political puppet too? That is beyond demeaning to her.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 08:38 AM (x0n13)

325 320 it will be Harris/Buttigieg

All Commie All the Time!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:37 AM (s3qiR)

Quick, someone corner the market on all the surplus "I Like Dick" buttons from Nixon's campaigns.... we could make a fortune.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 08:38 AM (VoAdT)

326 317 Why would Michelle take a demotion to be POTUS? She has immense power with no responsibility at all.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

And doesn't have to show up to work.
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Imagine you had to tape your crank down everyday you wore a pantsuit? Methinks she doesn't like that.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 08:38 AM (n17eQ)

327 Why would Michelle take a demotion to be POTUS? She has immense power with no responsibility at all.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (aVudl)

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Bongino says (from his days in the Secret Service) that she *hates* politics and prefers to remain out of public (she used to sneak out of the White House in disguise to go shopping and other things) -- and that there's virtually no chance she'd do it.

Also, she's even lazier than her DogEating "husband" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:38 AM (qC/Q1)

328
Does a wiped schedule mean no address?

If so, bets on the "No Show Joe" option will be paid off immediately!

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 08:38 AM (j4U/Z)

329 Huh. This is more than moderately offensive.

I am reading through the schedule for upcoming Treasury auctions, and they call out legal holidays because there are no auctions on legal holidays, even if there would be according to the normal timings. Here are the first two for the next six months:

"Holiday - Monday, May 27, 2024 - Memorial Day"
"Holiday - Wednesday, June 19, 2024 - Juneteenth National Independence Day"

I didn't know that we legally have *two* "Independence Day" holidays...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (HnUIn)

330 Today's 2nd stupid letter to the "NY Post" from a regular post letter writer:

The only intelligent thing Trump said Thursday night was: “I shouldn’t be here today.” Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan must have been out of work and needed some chump change for him to have given his speech.

Kreg Ramone

Manhattan

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (dTTBf)

331 Why would Michelle take a demotion to be POTUS? She has immense power with no responsibility at all.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

And doesn't have to show up to work.
Posted by: rickb223
__________

Agreed, but why is Obama failing to endorse Harris if Newsom, Whitmer and Clinton are truly out? Who is he holding out for if not Big Mike?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (Dm8we)

332 Sharon Austry

Fort Worth, Texas
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:35 AM (dTTBf)

Dear Sharon,

This look like a theocracy to you, asshole?

Much love,
Rob

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (5ohOO)

333 My butt's been wiped!

Posted by: Stinky Joe at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (5prWb)

334 Quick, someone corner the market on all the surplus "I Like Dick" buttons from Nixon's campaigns.... we could make a fortune.

there's already a great "I love Willie" song from that British musical, "Gay"

(sorry, watching the It Crowd rn)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (s3qiR)

335 I was blessed to work with some of the last remaining Apollo engineers when I worked on the Shuttle program at KSC. I could sit and listen to them tell stories of the things that happened that no one knows about for hours.

The personal sacrifices they made where unreal. Fortunately it was a different time and most of the families were supportive. Now, to get that level of dedication from people they pretty much have to be single.

Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2024 08:40 AM (QB+5g)

336 Agreed, but why is Obama failing to endorse Harris if Newsom, Whitmer and Clinton are truly out? Who is he holding out for if not Big Mike?

he's just trying to "stay above the fray"

he's behind the coup anyway

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:40 AM (s3qiR)

337 I don't see a Dem civil war at all. I envision a remarkably calm and unified convention. Trump hatred will carry the day. They know that's their one and only ticket.

Posted by: Ordinary American at July 22, 2024 08:40 AM (GFoyL)

338 Well, for the last round, I mean.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:40 AM (HnUIn)

339 White House *WIPES* Biden's schedule

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My schedule's been wiped!!
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at July 22, 2024 08:31 AM (krQz2)
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A White House leak?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:40 AM (520BN)

340 The next time you see Joe Biden I hope they let him use his walker.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:37 AM (RIvkX)

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His walker should be a permanent mobile ambulance stretcher.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:40 AM (qC/Q1)

341 there's already a great "I love Willie" song from that British musical, "Gay"

(sorry, watching the It Crowd rn)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (s3qiR)

one of their best episodes....

"I'm disabled!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 08:41 AM (VoAdT)

342
Supermodel Giselle Bundchen has a twin sister
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:22 AM (/7KEl)

I'll be right back

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:41 AM (qrUD3)

343 Wow, Giselle looks really flat-chested in that bikini pic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:41 AM (v6JzV)

344 Si ce Clyburn has come out to support Harris, the Squad and soon - if not already - the CBC the "coronation" only needs to appear legit as others have said.

Bill and Hillary came out right away add in Soros (say, didn't he just get engaged ??) the battle line have been drawn.

The fact that Pelosi, Obama & and Schumer did not is not interesting. They know she's not ready for prime time and at least make it look like this isn't cigar back room.

Shapiro as VP? Not with the Hamas caucus.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 22, 2024 08:41 AM (FxH7T)

345 Bedtime for Bonzo

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:41 AM (krQz2)

346 Meanwhile, Jimmy Carter remains in hospice care. Biden will be joining him soon.

Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (Oy/m2)

347 Wow, Giselle looks really flat-chested in that bikini pic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 08:41 AM (v6JzV)
++++
Tall women are usually more modestly busted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (HnUIn)

348 warai I was literally dying!

I can't decide who is funniest on the show but it's probably Moss

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (s3qiR)

349 Obama will endorse at DNC I think. Draw attention to the "unity". This is all a show.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (qrUD3)

350 338 I don't see a Dem civil war at all. I envision a remarkably calm and unified convention. Trump hatred will carry the day. They know that's their one and only ticket.
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Hope you're wrong. I really want to see Shitcago go full Haiti.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (n17eQ)

351 Jesus Christ said, "My kingdom is not of this world" Why does Ms. Austry from Fort Worth feel that she would know his opinion on every political issue ?), and why doesn't she invite Venezuelan gang members who got in over the border illegally into her home?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (dTTBf)

352 But I don't wanna be VP!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (5prWb)

353 Agreed, but why is Obama failing to endorse Harris if Newsom, Whitmer and Clinton are truly out? Who is he holding out for if not Big Mike?

You would make a crappy Democrat.

Obama is monetizing his blessing. His Principles have a number, this week and maybe all the way up to the convention people will be trying to find out.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (rHxhM)

354 Biden's as code name is Leak

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (qrUD3)

355 350 Obama will endorse at DNC I think. Draw attention to the "unity". This is all a show.

correct

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (s3qiR)

356 Funner fun fact: Giselle's twin sister is a fraternal twin, not an identical twin

also fun: Giselle has FIVE sisters

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (/7KEl)

357 I can't decide who is funniest on the show but it's probably Moss
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (s3qiR)

"What operating system are you using?"

"Windows Vista."

"We're going to die."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (VoAdT)

358 Heroine chic.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:34 AM (qC/Q1)

Nah. She never looked like that but she's fairly flat-chested and has no hips. She looks like an effeminate boy.

It's almost as if all fashion models are selected by fags or something ...

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (nR2nR)

359 Sleeper was set in the future, but now we have the technology to clone the Dear Leader's nose. Look for a renewed, vigorous, Biden to emerge from DE shortly, maybe Thursday.

Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (V5BDR)

360 The next time you see Joe Biden I hope they let him use his walker.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Next time I see him, I want to see him "lying in state".

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (6pLRH)

361 Agreed, but why is Obama failing to endorse Harris if Newsom, Whitmer and Clinton are truly out? Who is he holding out for if not Big Mike?

he's just trying to "stay above the fray"

he's behind the coup anyway
Posted by: BlackOrchid
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Two ways they can get rid of Kamala and not pay a big price with blacks: 1) Replace her with another black female, or at least black male; 2) Have Obama endorse the replacement if not black.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (Dm8we)

362 Harris/Shapiro

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (V13WU)

363 Bringing HRC off the bench at the last moment would be like the Baltimore Colts threatening to send in an over-the-hill Johnny Unitas if needed to beat the Jets in Super Bowl 3.

And Hillary doesn't look good in high tops!

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (uCfKO)

364 Funner fun fact: Giselle's twin sister is a fraternal twin, not an identical twin

also fun: Giselle has FIVE sisters
Posted by: Don Black

That poor father.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (6pLRH)

365 "Holiday - Wednesday, June 19, 2024 - Juneteenth National Independence Day"

I didn't know that we legally have *two* "Independence Day" holidays...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (HnUIn)

I mean if you're a black nationalist and separatist juneteenth is basically your independence day. You've even got your own national anthem and your own flag. Seriously, remove the words and you have a tricolor flag. Three horizontal bars, black, white, black.

I propose we henceforth call it the Oreo Cookie flag.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (5JSCN)

366 Sleeper was set in the future, but now we have the technology to clone the Dear Leader's nose.
Posted by: Nostrildamus at July 22, 2024 08:43 AM (V5BDR)
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Just like in the movie, the DNC threw Biden under the steamroller.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (520BN)

367 Every rustler, cut throat, murderer, bounty hunter, desperado, mug, pug, thug, nitwit, halfwit, dimwit, viper, sniper, con man, Hollywood agent, Mexican cartel bandit, mugger, buggerer, bushwhacker, hornswoggler, horse thief, train robber, bank robber, ass-kicker, shit-kicker and Islamist will be upset.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

368 Next time I see him, I want to see him "lying in state".
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (6pLRH)

That's nothing new. He lies in PA. He lies in DE. He lies in DC, and that's not even a state.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (VoAdT)

369 Teej...

Use a url shrinking app or you are going to get banned.

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (QUquL)

370 Giselle looks like what a gay guy thinks a hot woman should look like. She's attractive, but I'd pick Kate Upton anyday.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (Gse2f)

371 @311 Heroine chic.

You try heroine once, you're addicted for life.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (zdLoL)

372 "I can’t find any place in my Bible where it says, “welcome the stranger, unless they come from any of those ‘s - - t hole’ countries.”

Does your Bible also say "Thou shalt not steal."?

Posted by: sal at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (4lnL8)

373 When is Jill scheduled to fly to Paris?

Posted by: And will she take her own air conditioner? at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (5prWb)

374 Bridget Moynihan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Giselle

Bridget must have had serious "Rule #1" issues for Tom Brady to go from her to Giselle.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (RhGG0)

375 Seen on the internet:

Just wait until the rabidly antisemitic left is reminded that the First Hubbo would be Jewish

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (RHGPo)

376 But I don't wanna be VP!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at July 22, 2024 08:42 AM (5prWb)

What about your sister? Then the Dems would have 5 boobs on their ticket. The Shapiro 2… the Kamala 2….. and of course Kamala as a whole is one huge boob, making five!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (xT8gx)

377 So- I think we all learned something today

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (/7KEl)

378 I think it's Harris-Booty but he's not being named as a candidate.

Does that mean it's Shapiro to cover for the Steal in PA? Would they do the Jew thing to help the "right are the real anti-semiites" narrative and give themselves a further pedestal to favor Hamas?

I don't know. It's my first instinct but I don't really know the other names being mentioned because I hate commies and don't give a fuck about a single one of them.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (qrUD3)

379 "Holiday - Monday, May 27, 2024 - Memorial Day"
"Holiday - Wednesday, June 19, 2024 - Juneteenth National Independence Day"

I didn't know that we legally have *two* "Independence Day" holidays...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:39 AM (HnUIn)

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One each for the two countries: the one founded in 1776, and the one "founded in 1619."

[BTW, I have a friend from college whom I spent a few days with recently who's been politically poisoned in California. When I confronted her about her Leftist politics and said that her peeps hate America and Americans while we "Trumpers" love them -- she took great offense.

Then I asked her to explain the whole "1619 Project" bullshit and she claims she's never heard of that or it being taught to our children now ... and I screamed "THIS IS THE F*CKING PROBLEM!" Yeah, she gets her news from Rachel Madcow ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (qC/Q1)

380 Shapiro as VP? Not with the Hamas caucus.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

Exactly. Lose the Minnesota/Michigan vote.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (6pLRH)

381 Ugh. Supposedly Republican talk radio guy in PA had a Dem on this morning to deep throat Commie-La's Strap-On and beg her to pick Josh Shapiro as VP.

Posted by: XTC at July 22, 2024 08:47 AM (UnA8+)

382 "Checking the cell structure!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

383 Harris/Shapiro
Posted by: runner
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He's gonna hurt in Dearbornistan, even if he brings Pennsylvania. And they need both.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:47 AM (Dm8we)

384 363 Harris/Shapiro
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (V13WU)

Harry Shapiro >>>> Harris/Shapiro

- - Stanislaus ANimal Kusava

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 08:47 AM (x0n13)

385 Joe's spending time at a farm, playing with all the other ex-Presidents.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:48 AM (krQz2)

386 Leading Report @LeadingReport · 11h
BREAKING: Hunter Biden drops his lawsuit against Fox News.

Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson
The money is gone.

No more power, no more blank checks from scumbags ready to use your family

It’s about to get much, much worse

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 08:48 AM (wse2C)

387 "Tall women are usually more modestly busted."

Conservation of matter/energy. It's science!

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 08:48 AM (Gse2f)

388 363 Harris/Shapiro
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (V13WU)

I'm starting to think that will be it.. At first I thought Whitmore for Grrrl power but now I'm thinking Shapiro for Pennsylvania..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 08:48 AM (IyPmt)

389 Shapiro as VP? Not with the Hamas caucus.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

Exactly. Lose the Minnesota/Michigan vote.

How exactly would those LIVs know? You really think the Enemedia would allow that bit of information to make its way around? That would be banned/censored by every social media platform and its message sponsors would lose their accounts so fast it would almost look a new Conspiracy™

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:48 AM (rHxhM)

390 Then I asked her to explain the whole "1619 Project" bullshit and she claims she's never heard of that or it being taught to our children now ... and I screamed "THIS IS THE F*CKING PROBLEM!" Yeah, she gets her news from Rachel Madcow ...]
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:46 AM (qC/Q1)
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Ugh. Maddow.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:49 AM (HnUIn)

391 My prediction-
- Biden stays technically POTUS until after convention
- open convention and they nominate Obama2.0
- after convention Buden's demise is announced and Kamala sworn in to finish his term

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 08:49 AM (Ka3bZ)

392 He's gonna hurt in Dearbornistan, even if he brings Pennsylvania. And they need both.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:47 AM (Dm8we)

Whitmer will deliver MIchigan.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 AM (V13WU)

393 Happy Monday, all!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 08:49 AM (Pijte)

394 378 I think it's Harris-Booty but he's not being named as a candidate.

Or like My Husband likes to say A Hag and a Fag

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 08:49 AM (IyPmt)

395 Making your Monday feel like Friday. Here is the Gisele frisking scene from some no-name movie called Taxi.

https://tinyurl.com/54xn3wv5

You're welcome.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:50 AM (qrUD3)

396 Seen on the internet:

Just wait until the rabidly antisemitic left is reminded that the First Hubbo would be Jewish
Posted by: SMOD

THAT needs to be pushed at every opportunity.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 08:50 AM (6pLRH)

397 "one of their best episodes....

"I'm disabled!"

Yes, that one is hysterical. Multiple killer gags.

The best episode is kind of kept in the "basement".

When the smarmy boss gets into a knock-down, drag-out fight with his trans girlfriend.

Posted by: pawn at July 22, 2024 08:50 AM (QB+5g)

398 387 "Tall women are usually more modestly busted."

Conservation of matter/energy. It's science!
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 22, 2024 08:48 AM (Gse2f)

The gravitas of gravity > gravita-tas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 08:50 AM (x0n13)

399 Scott Adams, Jan. 18, 2020:

https://tinyurl.com/m833w3zb

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (520BN)

400 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now. I’ll still vote for Harris. I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump. I’ve realized that I’m beholden to the same forces I detest from the other side. We’re all just pawns to the 1%. We’re pawns because our politicians choose to be their pawns. We’ve lost our voice.

I think what bothers me the most about this is that we’re supposed to be the party that stands on the sanctity of the election process. We should have held primaries. Now we’re being force fed a candidate because the donors have spoken. I don’t think I’ve ever been this upset when it comes to politics, especially from my own party.

Joe said what needed to be said for unity. But last week he was adamant that he had what it takes, the only thing that changed was increased pressure from donors (directly and directly via Joe's peers).

I cannot fully express myself here without getting rather close to crossing some lines.

Joe's a scrapper!! He does not throw the towel in because someone tells him to. He chose to step away because he needs to and for the good of party and the country!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (0bPJx)

401 He's gonna hurt in Dearbornistan, even if he brings Pennsylvania. And they need both.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:47 AM (Dm8we)

Whitmer will deliver MIchigan.
Posted by: runner

*Rep brotherfucker has entered the chat.

Oh no he dint!

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (6pLRH)

402 Why would Whitmer help Kamala at all in 2024? Whitmer’s best possible opportunity to become POTUS would be facing a non-incumbent Republican in 2028.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (aVudl)

403 Every rustler, cut throat, murderer, bounty hunter, desperado, mug, pug, thug, nitwit, halfwit, dimwit, viper, sniper, con man, Hollywood agent, Mexican cartel bandit, mugger, buggerer, bushwhacker, hornswoggler, horse thief, train robber, bank robber, ass-kicker, shit-kicker and Islamist will be upset.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (RHGPo)

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Methodists hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (qC/Q1)

404 Has anyone actually seen Biden say that he is dropping out? Will he now quietly succumb to his covid? Is this a coup?

Posted by: Scalia's Pillow at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (cw9q7)

405 So, Kamala Harris who dropped out after the Iowa caucus in 2020 will be our next President???

Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2024 08:52 AM (Oy/m2)

406 I can’t find any place in my Bible where it says, “welcome the stranger, unless they come from any of those ‘s - - t hole’ countries.”

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Wait, is this how we're able to do it now?

(looks through Bible for extremely specific phrases)

AWESOME

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:52 AM (C38z1)

407 400 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now. I’ll still vote for Harris. I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump

Then you're in luck !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (IyPmt)

408 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now. I’ll still vote for Harris. I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump. I’ve realized that I’m beholden to the same forces I detest from the other side. We’re all just pawns to the 1%. We’re pawns because our politicians choose to be their pawns. We’ve lost our voice.

I think what bothers me the most about this is that we’re supposed to be the party that stands on the sanctity of the election process. We should have held primaries. Now we’re being force fed a candidate because the donors have spoken. I don’t think I’ve ever been this upset when it comes to politics, especially from my own party. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions
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Come on in! The water is *fine!*

Posted by: Reality at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

409 Is this a coup?
Posted by: Scalia's Pillow at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (cw9q7)

Someone just woke up from a serious power nap.

Posted by: Robert at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (5JSCN)

410 He's not going to bring in PA, just cover the Steal there. They'll say of *course* they won PA.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (qrUD3)

411 "I can’t find any place in my Bible where it says, “welcome the stranger, unless they come from any of those ‘s - - t hole’ countries.

NEWS FLASH: The former United States is not Israel and shares none of her Covenants will God.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (rHxhM)

412 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now.

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Oh well, you still have likely hyperinflation, economic collapse, and World War III to look forward to ... so cheer up, asshat!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (qC/Q1)

413 338 I don't see a Dem civil war at all. I envision a remarkably calm and unified convention. Trump hatred will carry the day. They know that's their one and only ticket.
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my feeling too. still think they'll make it an all female ticket and the huge braindead contingent in this country will not be able to resist "the historic first" againts "the Patriarchy, Trump and Vance."

I stopped underestimating the dangerous brain dead stupidity of these people after COVID

Posted by: woratcasescnario at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (ePh/+)

414 Joe's a scrapper!! He does not throw the towel in because someone tells him to. He chose to step away because he needs to and for the good of party and the country!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (0bPJx)
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This one needs more bandwidth. His firmware updates are clearly running a bit behind...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (HnUIn)

415 Sen. Manchin confirms he won’t be running for president: ‘I don’t need that in my life’

... I guess he forgot for a moment that he isn't a Democrat any more

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (RHGPo)

416 I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump
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Then you're in luck !
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (IyPmt)

LOL

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 08:54 AM (qrUD3)

417 Morning, J.J.

Keep repeating the lie Joe beat PDT in 2020, Klain, Maybe you'll eventually convince yourself it's true.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 08:54 AM (tT6L1)

418 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (0bPJx)
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I drink their tears.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

419 Dorito gal was dick Cheney's bodyguard on 911.
Has she quit yet?

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 08:54 AM (0Gnoc)

420 2 more Hamas hostages confirmed dead:

https://tinyurl.com/4cnep3a5

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 08:54 AM (520BN)

421 THAT needs to be pushed at every opportunity.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 08:50 AM (6pLRH)

Agreed. And his lunatic daughter too.

Make Harris a symbol of the decadent, Jew-filled West.

Posted by: CharlieGray'sDildo at July 22, 2024 08:54 AM (QUquL)

422 Let's see. . . hot coffee, first hummingbird sighting at the feeder, and, oh yes, the world is still bananas. . .

“In the days following the attempted assassination of former President Trump, some people have made public statements questioning the presence of women in law enforcement, including in the United States Secret Service,” Mayorkas’ memo began. “These assertions are baseless and insulting. . . They are brave and selfless patriots who deserve our gratitude and respect.”

I guess they've discovered the true victims in the Trump assassination attempt.

Exit question to Myorkas: Do women deserve our expectations of competence, or just a pat on the head for trying?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (Pijte)

423 why dems tell their voters to vote in Republican primaries

… like Crooks

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

424 https://garyvarvel.com/2024-july

Gary Varvel conservative political cartoon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (dTTBf)

425 82 Joe's alive, I'm sure

they're just hiding him til they figure out what to do with him, going forward

we'll see him soon enough

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 07:26 AM (/7KEl)

50 quatloos Joe now has a physical problem that cannot be hidden.

OK, keep him out of sight forever, Handlers. If I never see his too much plastic surgery face wearing those aviator sunglasses again, it will be too soon.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (5fDan)

426 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now. I’ll still vote for Harris. I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump

Then you're in luck !

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 08:53 AM (IyPmt)

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LOL

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (qC/Q1)

427 So, to the great unwashed ..

There was a failed attempt to kill candidate Donald Trump
A week later, the POTUS decides to abandon re-election

.. wondered what details we haven't been told

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

428 Joe's a scrapper!! He does not throw the towel in because someone tells him to. He chose to step away because he needs to and for the good of party and the country!

Further proof that DU is filled with people with serious Daddy Issues.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:55 AM (rHxhM)

429 Democrats could plausibly cheat Joe into the White House in 2020.

We're going to find out if Democrats are truly crazy enough to think they can do the same for Kamala.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (tT6L1)

430 >>my feeling too. still think they'll make it an all female ticket and the huge braindead contingent in this country will not be able to resist "the historic first" againts "the Patriarchy, Trump and Vance."
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Politics is downstream from culture. "GirlPower" is definitely coming.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (bNf8H)

431 >that was an interesting video clip

also: damn, she's tall

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (/7KEl)

432 The only thing that changed was increased pressure from donors (directly and directly via Joe's peers).

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 22, 2024 08:51 AM (0bPJx)
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The told FJB they were going to reduce his take from 10% to 9%.

He folded like a cheap suit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (7fElN)

433 I can’t find any place in my Bible where it says, “welcome the stranger, unless they come from any of those ‘s - - t hole’ countries.”
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I can't find in the Bible where it says it's okay to kill the stranger that comes from between your legs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (krQz2)

434 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now.

--

NOW LET'S GET OUT THERE AND VOTE BLUE IN 2024!!!
- the same people

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (C38z1)

435 362 Harris/Shapiro
Posted by: runner

Not in Dearbornistan and little Somalia

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 22, 2024 08:57 AM (FxH7T)

436 >>@IsraelWarRoom Heartbreaking 💔
The IDF confirms that Israeli hostages Alex Danzig, 76, and Yagev Buchshtav, 35, died in Hamas captivity after being abducted on Oct. 7.

May their memories be eternally blessed.

Sad. At least they are not still being tortured 9+ months after being kidnapped.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 08:57 AM (Pijte)

437 You try heroine once, you're addicted for life.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 22, 2024 08:45 AM (zdLoL)

Not necessarily, but you'll always remember the rush.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 08:57 AM (g8Ew8)

438 I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump
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Then you're in luck !
Posted by: It's me donna

*snort

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 08:57 AM (6pLRH)

439 435 362 Harris/Shapiro
Posted by: runner

Not in Dearbornistan and little Somalia
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 22, 2024 08:57 AM (FxH7T)

Harris' husband is Jewish...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 08:57 AM (IyPmt)

440 "338 I don't see a Dem civil war at all. I envision a remarkably calm and unified convention. Trump hatred will carry the day. They know that's their one and only ticket."

My assessment as well. All Democrat assets will rally around their nominee. Politicians, msm, Hollywood, donors, etc.

Most significantly, the fraud machine.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (i0F8b)

441 Whitmer will deliver MIchigan.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 08:49 AM (V13WU)

Then she'll spend the rest of your life bitching about how hard labor was.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (nR2nR)

442 "Tall women are usually more modestly busted."

Conservation of matter/energy. It's science!
Posted by: Ignoramus

Boob thread!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (5Seyi)

443 It's not very often somebody drops a Johnny Unitas pop culture reference this early in the day...

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (uCfKO)

444 Dorito gal was dick Cheney's bodyguard on 911.

Was she also his bodyguard when Cheney shot his friend in the face with a shotgun?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (rHxhM)

445 I don't think it's Beshear because he's not going to flip Kentucky, and wouldn't be effective as an attack dog. He's a complete hack, but that's not his shtick.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (Dm8we)

446 I can't find in the Bible where it says it's okay to kill the stranger that comes from between your legs.
Posted by: Axeman

That's not a stranger...that's family, so it's totes okay. Very biblical, in fact!

Posted by: United Unitarian Church of Modern Christ at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (0bPJx)

447 From the "Winning is Impossible" file:

Last week, I laid a new floor in my office. Finished up with trim installation on Saturday, with help from my brother. Really nice. The flooring is cheap, but it looks good and feels nice. Major upgrade.

Saturday night, we got a heavy rain storm. Roof over my office has a leak.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (HnUIn)

448 445. If it is Bashear, that is a surrender flag.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (aVudl)

449 Harris is supposed to speak at 11:30. No Biden but Harris is already being trotted out.

Very odd.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (LkLld)

450 400 I'm sort of over everything now. The tiny bit of belief that I had in my party is broken now. I’ll still vote for Harris. I’d vote for a rock with googly eyes over Trump. I’ve realized that I’m beholden to the same forces I detest from the other side. We’re all just pawns to the 1%. We’re pawns because our politicians choose to be their pawns. We’ve lost our voice.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmis

This is like driving by your destination, seeing it's the right place then continuing another 400 miles down the road and deciding this was your true destination.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (tT6L1)

451 Yesterday ...

Germany is paying tribute to Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, a high-ranking soldier in the Third Reich who came close to assassinating Adolf Hitler. The assassination attempt, which took place exactly 80 years ago, ultimately failed.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (RHGPo)

452 The tidal pull of authoritarian top down government has to be fought against at the helm every moment of the journey of our peculiar ship of state, that started before we were born and continues after we are gone.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (0Gnoc)

453 another homophone

heroin
heroine

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:00 AM (/7KEl)

454 The first tenant of choosing a VP is to find a person that your enemies dislike more than you. It's an insurance policy.

.. AOC just has to pick one of the Squad

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

455 You can bet Harris will be reminding us that today was tomorrow yesterday.

Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (0Gnoc)

456 my feeling too. still think they'll make it an all female ticket and the huge braindead contingent in this country will not be able to resist "the historic first" againts "the Patriarchy, Trump and Vance."
__
Politics is downstream from culture. "GirlPower" is definitely coming.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 22, 2024 08:56 AM (bNf8H)

I wish Trump had the balls to declare himself as transgender and insist everyone refer to him as "her" at least up until November. Then he could go on about how it's going to be so great that we are finally going to have a first woman President and the ceiling is finally going to be broken, regardless of who is elected. And ask Kamala and anyone in the media if they agree.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (1i0Hi)

457 heroine ≠ heroin

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (uCfKO)

458 Bringing HRC off the bench at the last moment would be like the Baltimore Colts threatening to send in an over-the-hill Johnny Unitas if needed to beat the Jets in Super Bowl 3.

And Hillary doesn't look good in high tops!

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 08:44 AM (uCfKO)

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I'm old enough to remember calling Namath "Joe Willie Whiteshoes" ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (qC/Q1)

459 another homophone

heroin
heroine
Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:00 AM (/7KEl)

Use of either of those just proves that your homophonic.

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:02 AM (RhGG0)

460 heroine ≠ heroin

Posted by: muldoon at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (uCfKO)

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Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Damn auto-cucumber ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:02 AM (qC/Q1)

461 I think the theme of the day should be "we want proof of life."
#prove it.

I think Kamala is already President and Biden is dead.
Someone needs to prove me wrong.
Come on fact checkers let's see your proof.

Posted by: Reforger at July 22, 2024 09:02 AM (xcIvR)

462 Germany is paying tribute to Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, a high-ranking soldier in the Third Reich who came close to assassinating Adolf Hitler. The assassination attempt, which took place exactly 80 years ago, ultimately failed.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (RHGPo)
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That's really cool. He was seriously wounded in the war, had his eyes, well, eye, opened and told fellow conspirators they needed to get rid of Hitler and not worry about anything that might follow. From what I remember, some of his fellow conspirators wanted to see if they could cut a deal with the allies before going through with the plan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (tT6L1)

463 Beginning Jan. 1, 2024, most U.S. residents enrolled in Original Medicare (Part A and Part B) or a Medicare Advantage plan must pay a standard Part B monthly premium of $174.70, an increase of $9.80 (or 5.9%) from 2023. The Part B annual deductible is also rising by $14 (or 6.2%) to $240.

.. these rate increases are the fault of the Biden Administration "Greedy Government".

Tell Joe Biden .. we don't want a "Greedy Government".

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (RHGPo)

464 As should be evident, we're in the midst of another chapter [n the struggle to ensure our Republic endures, and I would ask that you never despair, disregard the gloom and doomers messages of defeat.

We WILL prevail, as we have in other instances because we are Americans, and defeat is not an option.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (hKoQL)

465 >>Harris is supposed to speak at 11:30. No Biden but Harris is already being trotted out.

Very odd.

Indeed!
Time to ask all those people who love Biden if they like how his party is treating him. Not kidding, either. Is this normal - is this the New and Improved "peaceful transfer of power in Our Democracy(tm) - an X statement and signed letter from the POTUS.
Odd than no news agency is camped on his Rehoboth front lawn awaiting live comments, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (Pijte)

466 autocorrect is not your friend
ya gotta proofread your stuff

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (/7KEl)

467 I wish Trump had the balls to declare himself as transgender and insist everyone refer to him as "her" at least up until November. Then he could go on about how it's going to be so great that we are finally going to have a first woman President and the ceiling is finally going to be broken, regardless of who is elected. And ask Kamala and anyone in the media if they agree.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (1i0Hi)

---------------

Plus, Affirmative Action Jackson would subsequently have to recuse herself from all SCOTUS decisions involving Trump.

Win-Win!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:04 AM (qC/Q1)

468

Joe's Man-chin. from WV

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:04 AM (x0n13)

469 If Kamala is the choice the left's going with I think the key player is who the movers and shakers choose as her VP. Not necessarily as "insurance" but as a likely successor should they need to retire her early.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (Q4IgG)

470 You can bet Harris will be reminding us that today was tomorrow yesterday.
Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (0Gnoc)

"Yesterday was the day we had a chance to fix tomorrow, before today becomes next week and last week becomes tomorrow."

-Kamala Harris

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (qrUD3)

471 one of the autocorrects for 'biden' is 'sidenote'

so don't rely on autocorrect

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (/7KEl)

472 456 I wish Trump had the balls to declare himself as transgender and insist everyone refer to him as "her" at least up until November. Then he could go on about how it's going to be so great that we are finally going to have a first woman President and the ceiling is finally going to be broken, regardless of who is elected. And ask Kamala and anyone in the media if they agree.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (1i0Hi)

"Pick-Me's don't count."

--Democrats.

Posted by: XTC at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (UnA8+)

473 autocorrect is not your friend
ya gotta proofread your stuff

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (/7KEl)

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The phone is brutal because, in addition to the screen being so small, I'm convinced that the autocorrect happens AFTER proofreading and when I press the "Post" button.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (qC/Q1)

474 Will Kamala be expected to speak in public?

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (n17eQ)

475 >>heroine ≠ heroin

Are you implying women aren't powerful!?!

Posted by: Sec. Mayorkas at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (Pijte)

476 Top four items to have when SHTF:

Dames
Booze
Chains
Boots

Posted by: Lux Interior at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (V5BDR)

477
Beware the Ides of National Ice Cream Day!

Posted by: naturalfake staring into a carton of Pistachio Crunch Ice Cream at July 22, 2024 09:06 AM (eDfFs)

478 Was she also his bodyguard when Cheney shot his friend in the face with a shotgun?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 22, 2024 08:58 AM (rHxhM)
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No. She was Cheney's friend's bodyguard!!!!!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 09:06 AM (520BN)

479 Yesterday was the day we had a chance to fix tomorrow, before today becomes next week and last week becomes tomorrow."

-Kamala Harris
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (qrUD3)

I would be worse than random chance at a game of "who said it, Kamala or Michael Scott?"

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:07 AM (1i0Hi)

480 >Harris is supposed to speak at 11:30. No Biden but Harris is already being trotted out.
---

this should be fun
she's going to come out to the cameras all serious and stuff
she will be wearing dark colors- looks more powerful

she's gonna try really hard to be President-y
so cute

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:07 AM (/7KEl)

481 Will Kamala be expected to speak in public?
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (n17eQ)
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Yes but not in times such as these.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 09:07 AM (520BN)

482 Kamala will give an o.k speech. It will be written out for her and she just has to read the teleprompter. She will do a better job than Biden does doing that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:07 AM (dTTBf)

483
So Joe isn't going to bother to show up for work anymore?

That's going to inspire every Democrat voter, living or dead.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 09:08 AM (j4U/Z)

484 Is Joe Mannix' flooring going to become as notorious on this site as Ace's shelving?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 09:08 AM (v6JzV)

485 Random thoughts: Giselle is attractive but not beautiful… but those long legs. Wow!!

Johnny U and Super Bowl 3… I was too young to remember that game. The first SB game I actually remember watching was SB 8 (Dolphins and Larry Csonka run roughshod over the purple people eater defense)… but SB 3 always annoyed me because everything I’ve read tells me that the Colts really were the better team. But they were overconfident and had a bad day. The Broadway Joe schtick always annoyed me….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 09:08 AM (xT8gx)

486 ""The significance of the passage of poop, right? The significance of the passage of poop. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of poop ... there is such great significance to the passage of poop."

/Your Next Deep-State-Installed POTUS

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:08 AM (qC/Q1)

487 Yesterday was the day we had a chance to fix tomorrow, before today becomes next week and last week becomes tomorrow."

-Kamala Harris
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:05 AM (qrUD3)

I would be worse than random chance at a game of "who said it, Kamala or Michael Scott?"
Posted by: Joe

"Who Said It - Kamala or AI?"

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (6pLRH)

488 I loved all the testimonials to Joe yesterday .Honest, dedicated, Constitution following Saint Joe....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (IyPmt)

489 Is Joe Mannix' flooring going to become as notorious on this site as Ace's shelving?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 09:08 AM (v6JzV)
++++
I hope not. It actually turned out pretty good!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (HnUIn)

490 462Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:03 AM (tT6L1)

I had the incredible luck to walk into a service at Westminster Abbey in 2006 honoring the 100th birthday of Dietrich Bonhoeffer. What an emotional and moving experience that I shall treasure forever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)

491 442 "Tall women are usually more modestly busted."
Conservation of matter/energy. It's science!
Posted by: Ignoramus

Boob thread!!
Posted by: Tonypete

There has been discussion of YouTube gradually morphing into a more soft core version of OnlyFans...and recently, I've been getting more and more Shorts of girls in yoga pants lol.

https://tinyurl.com/mr2tz6s6

Warning: extreme camel toe at the link lol

Posted by: Pervy Moron at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (0bPJx)

492 Nothing like adding to the questions about Joe's resignation only coming out in electronic format.

This is huge news, yet, no Joe for the camera.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (tT6L1)

493 Will she be a Prophetess?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Nikki Haley (in January): “The first party to retire its 80-year-old candidate is going to be the one who wins this election."

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (TGPs7)

494 Wow- the WH will be working overtime to get kamala up to speed-

she has to learn the 3 branches of government, how a bill becomes law, all the different countries

Crash course in Presidenting

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (/7KEl)

495 Al Gore or Ted Kaczinscki was a fun game

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (qrUD3)

496 ""The significance of the passage of poop, right? The significance of the passage of poop. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of poop ... there is such great significance to the passage of poop."

/Your Next Deep-State-Installed POTUS
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:08 AM (qC/Q1)
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Speech to be given from the steps of Crapitall Hill.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (520BN)

497 Johnny U and Super Bowl 3… I was too young to remember that game.

I actually suited up for that game and was in the tunnel.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Sleepy Joe

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (6pLRH)

498 >>Random thoughts: Giselle is attractive but not beautiful… but those long legs. Wow!!

Probably gone by now but there used to be a billboard that had to be 10 stories tall next to the highway on the way to the São Paulo airport. The only thing on it was a barely covered photo of Giselle.

It was not hard to look at. She's considered a goddess in Brazil.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (LkLld)

499 482 Kamala will give an o.k speech. It will be written out for her and she just has to read the teleprompter. She will do a better job than Biden does doing that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:07 AM (dTTBf)

Agreed.. But nothing is gonna help that nasally voice.. Like fingers on a chalkboard to me.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (IyPmt)

500 *sees picture*

Oh, the pain, the pain!

Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (Aqu9a)

501 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)

That must have been very powerful. I have appreciated his written works which I have read.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (dTTBf)

502 Wow- the WH will be working overtime to get kamala up to speed-

she has to learn the 3 branches of government, how a bill becomes law, all the different countries

Crash course in Presidenting
Posted by: Don Black

She'll crash and burn.

Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (6pLRH)

503 500 *sees picture*

Oh, the pain, the pain!
Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (Aqu9a)

"Moisture! Moisture!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (x0n13)

504
** picks up the handset of his **
** Fisher-Price "Talk-Talk" telephone **

"Get me François Mitterrand, stat!"

-- Preznint J'Blowe, his Speak 'n' Spell session completed

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (xG4kz)

505 When was the last time Biden was seen in public? A week ago?

I think this was shoved down his throat and he is in a combined catatonic-dementia trance. Jill is locked in the basement. and Hunter is busy trying to sell of his artwork at bargain rates.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (GUOwU)

506 why dems tell their voters to vote in Republican primaries

… like Crooks
Posted by: SMOD
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Emily Burns DMs welcome #TeamReality @EmilyVBurns Jul 21
Well, I guess now we know why dems tell their voters to vote in Republican primaries—those are the only ones where their votes actually count.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (wse2C)

507 Jill is locked in the basement. and Hunter is busy trying to sell of his artwork at bargain rates.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (GUOwU)

Isn't Jill supposed to be off to the Olympics ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (IyPmt)

508 Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:10 AM (IyPmt)

I'm sure they will have paid coaches to moderate her more objectionable mannerisms and speech patterns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (dTTBf)

509 501 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)

That must have been very powerful. I have appreciated his written works which I have read.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (dTTBf)

It was, and then looking down at my feet and seeing the places where G.F. Handel and Lord Olivier are interred!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (x0n13)

510 449 Harris is supposed to speak at 11:30. No Biden but Harris is already being trotted out.

Very odd.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (LkLld)

If Biden isn't fit to run for reelection, and he isn't fit to stand trial for mishandling classified documents, 25th Amendment time? Could Kameltoe be making a move?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (N39Ws)

511 Biden really gaslit me. I thought for sure no way he was going out on his own (caveat - this presumes he went out on his own).

A LOT of people had this right, very publicly, for a long time. Many Hordians, of course, and a list that can't possibly be exhaustive but Vivek, Trump, Bongino, Jesse Kelly - they all said the "plan" was to replace Biden this summer.

They knew with certainty that this was going to happen.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2024 09:13 AM (xhfG9)

512 Harris is supposed to speak at 11:30. No Biden but Harris is already being trotted out.

Very odd.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2024 08:59 AM (LkLld)

Biden's being 'disappeared".

Soon I expect his image will vanish from photos he was previously in.

Obviously, whatever scam the Dim Elites have cooked up requires Biden to hang on as Preezy until January esp if Trump wins.

A pliable puppet and all that, but folks still have to believe that he can handle being Preezy.

The Basement Strategy Cubed as it were.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 09:13 AM (eDfFs)

513 Death to the Left!

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 22, 2024 09:13 AM (lXhmr)

514 Watched Hillbilly Elegy last night.

Decided we have the wrong Vance on the ticket - Lindsay is, by far, the right kid for our ticket. It's too bad the best people decide to always avoid politics...she'd have been perfect.

When sh&t hit the fan, she was always there as a rock...and still is...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 09:13 AM (exHjb)

515 The heroine's use of heroin was harrowin'.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 09:13 AM (v6JzV)

516 I'm sure they will have paid coaches to moderate her more objectionable mannerisms and speech patterns.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (dTTBf)
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A constant complaint from former staffers is that Kamala refuses to prepare.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (tT6L1)

517 You can bet Harris will be reminding us that today was tomorrow yesterday.
Posted by: torabora at July 22, 2024 09:01 AM (0Gnoc)

LOL. So she's keeping Barky as her speechwriter.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (g8Ew8)

518 >>Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas named Janet Napolitano to a panel investigating the Secret Service failures that allowed Trump to be shot.

When was this announced?

And why has this gone from an investigation of a terror attack/assassination attempt with to. . . a classic DC blue ribbon panel that will operate in secrecy for months and months, publish their recommendations long after we've moved on, that will then be disregarded by the associated agencies?

Posted by: Sec. Mayorkas at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (Pijte)

519 Watched Hillbilly Elegy last night.

The movie misses a lot from the book.. Still good though

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (IyPmt)

520 @492

>>This is huge news, yet, no Joe for the camera.

He may be unable to function in any capacity.

They may be readying him for one more set piece and then he's out and it's President Kamala.

It's been a wild week and a bit, it's only going to get wilder from here on out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (XV/Pl)

521 Wow- the WH will be working overtime to get kamala up to speed-

she has to learn the 3 branches of government, how a bill becomes law, all the different countries

Crash course in Presidenting
Posted by: Don Black

She'll crash and burn.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (6pLRH)

Perhaps we can be of assistance?

Posted by: Schoolhouse Rock at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (Aqu9a)

522 Did you ever see the day when you wondered if a 59 yo lawyer politician could clear the low low bar of dementia addled mental maniac who shits his pants and mumbles 80% of the time and can't find his way out of a paper bag without help? Let's watch!

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (qrUD3)

523 Wow- the WH will be working overtime to get kamala up to speed-

she has to learn the 3 branches of government, how a bill becomes law, all the different countries

Crash course in Presidenting
Posted by: Don Black

She'll crash and burn.
Posted by: rickb223 Buy Ammo & Shelf Stable Foods at July 22, 2024 09:11 AM (6pLRH)

They should just sit her down and have her watch schoolhouse rock on a loop for 48 hours.

I’m just a bill and I’m sitting here on Capitol Hill…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (xT8gx)

524 Does MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell STILL Want Staff to be Allowed on Stage for debate with Kamala Harris ?

Did Abraham Lincoln and Stephen Douglas have staff available when they debated the gold standard ?

Did John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon have staff available when they debated ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

525 "And why has this gone from an investigation of a terror attack/assassination attempt with to. . . a classic DC blue ribbon panel that will operate in secrecy for months and months, publish their recommendations long after we've moved on, that will then be disregarded by the associated agencies?"

Because it works.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (i0F8b)

526 I had the incredible luck to walk into a service at Westminster Abbey in 2006 honoring the 100th birthday of Dietrich Bonhoeffer. What an emotional and moving experience that I shall treasure forever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:09 AM (x0n13)
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That sounds like it was an amazing experience.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (tT6L1)

527 >>This is huge news, yet, no Joe for the camera.

He may be unable to function in any capacity.

They may be readying him for one more set piece and then he's out and it's President Kamala.

It's been a wild week and a bit, it's only going to get wilder from here on out.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (XV/Pl)

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I'm really looking forward to the film adaptation "The Death of ~~Stalin~~ Biden."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (qC/Q1)

528 Not in Dearbornistan and little Somalia

==

it's a mistake to think that Dearborn will have anything to say about outcome in the state of Michigan. Just like muslim enclaves in Minnesota will not. That support was needed in lieu of what they saw was Biden's losses in other areas. Harris does not have those same problem. In other words, they don't need them.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (V13WU)

529 @EmilyVBurns Jul 21
Well, I guess now we know why dems tell their voters to vote in Republican primaries—those are the only ones where their votes actually count.
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That's vmom level tweeting right there

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (qrUD3)

530 526 That sounds like it was an amazing experience.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:15 AM (tT6L1)

Indeed it was.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (x0n13)

531 @518

>>When was this announced?

Like everything else, on Twitter a couple of hours ago.

Apparently News Conferences are a thing of the past, you can't have pesky reporters asking even soft ball questions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (XV/Pl)

532 ask Kamala to explain inflation

*game over

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (sJHOI)

533 A constant complaint from former staffers is that Kamala refuses to prepare.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (tT6L1)
====
She is unaccustomed to serious or adversarial questioning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (RIvkX)

534 Down the memory hole ...

Dr. Fauci says it’s unfair to judge Joe Biden’s health based on a 90 minute debate, says Biden may have just had a reaction to his cold medication.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

535 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (x0n13)

That's great! I'm a person who likes to look at old churches and old graveyards and monuments, so I really appreciated going to Westminster Abbey.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (dTTBf)

536
this presumes he went out on his own

Do we really think that he did that?

The guy has been subjected to a daily regimen of shots every day for years now. What is to say he is not being administered something "calming" from this past weekend forward? It is not like he has been actively participating in governing during any time in the recent past.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2024 09:17 AM (xG4kz)

537 She is unaccustomed to serious or adversarial questioning.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (RIvkX)

So she's in luck.. She won't be getting any of that from the Media

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:17 AM (IyPmt)

538 Before I can endorse Weasel, I need to know his position on crossbows versus longbows.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
Position = Yes.
Posted by: Weasel

Well done. Obviously a natural politician. Suggested campaign slogan: "No Wobbly Shit!"

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 09:17 AM (/y8xj)

539 >>Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas named Janet Napolitano to a panel investigating the Secret Service failures that allowed Trump to be shot.

When was this announced?

And why has this gone from an investigation of a terror attack/assassination attempt with to. . . a classic DC blue ribbon panel that will operate in secrecy for months and months, publish their recommendations long after we've moved on, that will then be disregarded by the associated agencies?

Posted by: Sec. Mayorkas at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (Pijte)

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One word: ~~Plastics~~ Coverup.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:17 AM (qC/Q1)

540 535 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (x0n13)

That's great! I'm a person who likes to look at old churches and old graveyards and monuments, so I really appreciated going to Westminster Abbey.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (dTTBf)

I nearly wept when the organ started playing "Jerusalem."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:17 AM (x0n13)

541 Reporters Blame "Right-Wing Media" For Their Failure To Disclose Biden's Infirmity

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

542 I'm sure they will have paid coaches to moderate her more objectionable mannerisms and speech patterns.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (dTTBf)

Dream job.

Posted by: Auspex at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (j4U/Z)

543
Dr. Fauci says it’s unfair to judge Joe Biden’s health based on a 90 minute debate, says Biden may have just had a reaction to his cold medication.
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

Wrong again

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (IyPmt)

544 Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas named Janet Napolitano to a panel investigating the Secret Service failures that allowed Trump to be shot.
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Ah yes, former AZ governor Napolitano. Leftist hack who got above herself in AZ a couple of times and got slapped down by the legislature.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (tT6L1)

545 Let Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg be a warning to you.

Always buy the best-quality furniture that you can, even if you have to save up for it, and not that IKEA crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (wse2C)

546 Dr. Fauci says it’s unfair to judge Joe Biden’s health based on a 90 minute debate, says Biden may have just had a reaction to his cold medication.

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Uh, I'm pretty sure the modern usage is "vaccine" and not cold medication.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (LGV1j)

547 "She’s so pathetic": In leaked video, Trump refers to Biden as a "broken down pile of cr*p"

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

548 521, 523 — Horde mind is real and it’s spectacular

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (xT8gx)

549 Reporters Blame "Right-Wing Media" For Their Failure To Disclose Biden's Infirmity
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)
++++
LOL.

That can't be a real thing. The press never acknowledges its failures.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (HnUIn)

550 Serious question: does Biden even know he dropped out?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (1i0Hi)

551 ask Kamala to explain inflation

==

inflation was brought on by liar Trump's inadequacies during Covid

-- excerpt from future kramala stump speech

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (V13WU)

552 >>Did you ever see the day when you wondered if a 59 yo lawyer politician could clear the low low bar of dementia addled mental maniac who shits his pants and mumbles 80% of the time and can't find his way out of a paper bag without help? Let's watch!

Right.

Take a sip every time she giggles -- no, wait, you'll get alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (Pijte)

553 Down the memory hole ...

Dr. Fauci says it’s unfair to judge Joe Biden’s health based on a 90 minute debate, says Biden may have just had a reaction to his cold medication.

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

---------------

And Biden may have been created in A Lab after being genetically modified with batshit.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (qC/Q1)

554 547 "She’s so pathetic": In leaked video, Trump refers to Biden as a "broken down pile of cr*p"
Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

And so it begins....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (IyPmt)

555 Queue the Forest Gump line about "baby I wouldn't hit you except for this damn Nixon!"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (oZhjI)

556 I thought homophones were two fags who sound alike but look different??

Posted by: andycanuck (wse2C) at July 22, 2024 09:20 AM (wse2C)

557 I'm sure they will have paid coaches to moderate her more objectionable mannerisms and speech patterns.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (dTTBf)

It'll take take much time, but it's possible.

Posted by: Professor Henry Higgins at July 22, 2024 09:21 AM (Aqu9a)

558 ask Kamala to explain inflation

------------

Using Venn Diagrams.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:21 AM (qC/Q1)

559 518 >>Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas named Janet Napolitano to a panel investigating the Secret Service failures that allowed Trump to be shot.

When was this announced?

And why has this gone from an investigation of a terror attack/assassination attempt with to. . . a classic DC blue ribbon panel that will operate in secrecy for months and months, publish their recommendations long after we've moved on, that will then be disregarded by the associated agencies?

Posted by: Sec. Mayorkas at July 22, 2024 09:14 AM (Pijte)

Mayorkas issued a press release yesterday, Gosh, nothing else in the news yesterday, right?

Here it is
https://tinyurl.com/mr4ye5yf

45 days to do its "job."

The independent review panel of experts from outside of government will be comprised of former DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano; Ms. Frances Townsend, former Homeland Security Advisor to President George W. Bush; the Hon. Mark Filip, a former federal judge and Deputy Attorney General to President George W. Bush; and Chief David Mitchell, the former superintendent of Maryland State Police and former Secretary of the Department of Public Safety and Homeland Security for the State of Delaware.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:21 AM (5fDan)

560 Do not underestimate the Democrats ability to be as crooked as it takes.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 09:21 AM (i0F8b)

561 If Kamala really does speak publicly, how long into the speech until she trots out the "what can be / unburdened" thing?

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (RhGG0)

562 Word games:

Joel Pollak
@joelpollak
10h
Kamala: unburdened by what has Biden

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (520BN)

563 >>Dr. Fauci says it’s unfair to judge Joe Biden’s health based on a 90 minute debate, says Biden may have just had a reaction to his cold medication.

He also recently declared Trump's ear wound no biggie.

When was the last time Fauci practiced medicine? On humans, not beagles. I have had enough of this jerk thinking he can diagnose people from his swanky office w/the huge self portrait.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (Pijte)

564 I wouldn't hold much hope for the Eagleton Redux

hint: Tom Eagleton was in much better shape

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

565 ask Kamala to explain inflation

So, money is a think in our wallets.

It exists next to another thing called inflation. Inflation is a bigger number. Inflation is a powerful thing. Inflation decided to invade a smaller thing called our money. So, basically, that’s wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.

Posted by: Kamala Harris on inflation at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (oZhjI)

566 521, 523 — Horde mind is real and it’s spectacular
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (xT8gx)

One of the many charms of this place. Love it!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2024 09:23 AM (Aqu9a)

567 I'm open to the suggestion that *biden has had some sort of "episode" and isn't remotely conscious anymore.

The Democrats could possibly play this out for weeks, if not longer.

The media will abide.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2024 09:23 AM (Q4IgG)

568 I'm sure they will have paid coaches to moderate her more objectionable mannerisms and speech patterns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 22, 2024 09:12 AM (dTTBf)

If Harris cackles today, it's over for her.

She needs to reverse her image as a cackling idjit and remake herself into a "serious person". Serious enough to be Preezy.

So, we'll see the new and improved serious Harris.

We should have a cackling drinking game.

It's a reflex with her, I doubt she can speak 5 minutes with her beta-female cackling crutch.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 09:23 AM (eDfFs)

569 So, money is a think in our wallets.

It exists next to another thing called inflation. Inflation is a bigger number. Inflation is a powerful thing. Inflation decided to invade a smaller thing called our money. So, basically, that’s wrong, and it goes against everything that we stand for.
Posted by: Kamala Harris on inflation at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (oZhjI)

Finally a politician who makes sense and speaks plainly!

-LIVs

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:23 AM (1i0Hi)

570 The independent review panel of experts from outside of government will be comprised of former DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano; Ms. Frances Townsend, former Homeland Security Advisor to President George W. Bush; the Hon. Mark Filip, a former federal judge and Deputy Attorney General to President George W. Bush; and Chief David Mitchell, the former superintendent of Maryland State Police and former Secretary of the Department of Public Safety and Homeland Security for the State of Delaware.
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:21 AM (5fDan)
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Why not put up a flashing neon sign that says, "We staffed from the politically connected Deep State?" I guess getting people from GW is the fig leaf of cover they need to make sure nothing is truly investigated. Vile scum.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (tT6L1)

571 Serious question: does Biden even know he dropped out?
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 22, 2024 09:19 AM (1i0Hi)

Until I see him speaking publicly, I don't believe he actually dropped out. Trending on X at some point recently -- #proofoflife

Posted by: Doof at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (RhGG0)

572
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
My 7 year old came into the room while I was watching MSNBC’s coverage of Biden’s announcement. He looked at me misty eyed and said, “Who will defend democracy now, father?” I looked back at him and said, “Kamala, son. Kamala will save us.” We both started crying tears of joy.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (TGPs7)

573 Independent Benghazi review 2.0

Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (5MvGY)

574 Reporters Blame "Right-Wing Media" For Their Failure To Disclose Biden's Infirmity

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

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Is there nothing that Putin can't do?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (qC/Q1)

575 ugh.

with =without

Who knew?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (eDfFs)

576 It's a reflex with her, I doubt she can speak 5 minutes with her beta-female cackling crutch.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2024 09:23 AM (eDfFs)
-

Especially after taking a few swigs of hooch from her hip flask.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (520BN)

577 So Hunter dropped his lawsuit against Fox. He was seen last week at his sugar brother's home in Cali. Must have gotten the bad news, no more bribes

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (qejsy)

578 >>Mayorkas issued a press release yesterday, Gosh, nothing else in the news yesterday, right?

Here it is
https://tinyurl.com/mr4ye5yf

Huh. This is the new normal, passing memos on social media instead of actually showing up, in person, on camera, and telling us. A giant middle finger to the American people. Would this be sufficient if it had been a mass shooting, or an Islamic terror attack? Unbelievable how they're all just phoning it in.

Gosh, I hope he gets the TPS report right this week. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:26 AM (Pijte)

579 @559

>>The independent review panel of experts from outside of government will be comprised of...

Deep State Apparatchicks.

Townsend is a member of the council on foreign relations and Trilateral Commission, Filip is the guy who took over for Beau Biden, Mitchell is so far up the Biden World apparatus he could be Biden's neck.

This is literally a joke on par with the 9/11 Commission.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:26 AM (XV/Pl)

580 Caught most of 'All The Money In The World' this weekend and really liked it. Marky Mark did a very good job as Fletcher, the personal security man for John Getty played by Charlie Plummer. Excellent movie. Highly recommend.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 22, 2024 09:26 AM (n17eQ)

581 If Kamala really does speak publicly, how long into the speech until she trots out the "what can be / unburdened" thing?

Minutes. She genuinely thinks it makes her sound smart and deeply philosophical.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 22, 2024 09:26 AM (/y8xj)

582 >>So Hunter dropped his lawsuit against Fox. He was seen last week at his sugar brother's home in Cali. Must have gotten the bad news, no more bribes

No more paying for his expensive lawyers.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:27 AM (Pijte)

583 Gosh, I hope he gets the TPS report right this week. . .

Does this mean Kamala used to date Lumberg?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:27 AM (oZhjI)

584 Local DC news is going with 8 people who can top the ticket *(a story from only 2 hours ago), so Bezos is not in love with Kamala...

Kamala, Gavin, Pete, Mark K, Gretchen, JB P, Andy, and Josh...

Whoever said this is a done deal has not talked to all the big money D donors...they are gonna decide...and they have not fully all gotten on board yet. That's probably what Kamala's take 2 speech (after Saturday's call) is for...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 09:27 AM (exHjb)

585 @584

>>Whoever said this is a done deal has not talked to all the big money D donors.

Wes Moore/Tina Kotek.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:28 AM (XV/Pl)

586 Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
My 7 year old came into the room while I was watching MSNBC’s coverage of Biden’s announcement. He looked at me misty eyed and said, “Who will defend democracy now, father?” I looked back at him and said, “Kamala, son. Kamala will save us.” We both started crying tears of joy.

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 22, 2024 09:24 AM (TGPs7)

--------------

* cue the voice of John Houseman *

"They make power the oldest profession way ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:28 AM (qC/Q1)

587 >>The independent review panel of experts from outside of government will be comprised of...

Deep State Apparatchicks.

If they wanted some outsiders they'd get state cops/military guys that have planned security perimeters...

You don't need some asshole that has been a bureaucrat his whole life you need people that have planned security at events with high profile targets...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:29 AM (oZhjI)

588 She will say the most idiotic things, and the media will go into overdrive pronouncing them as "brilliant speeches!"...as they did with obama.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:29 AM (V13WU)

589 That's vmom level tweeting right there
Posted by: ...

Hah
It's a good tweet

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 22, 2024 09:29 AM (EGSGm)

590 >>So Hunter dropped his lawsuit against Fox. He was seen last week at his sugar brother's home in Cali. Must have gotten the bad news, no more bribes

No more paying for his expensive lawyers.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:27 AM (Pijte)

---------------

He still has all those lawyers in the DOJ working on his behalf, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 22, 2024 09:30 AM (qC/Q1)

591 588 She will say the most idiotic things, and the media will go into overdrive pronouncing them as "brilliant speeches!"...as they did with obama.
Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:29 AM (V13WU)

I know a couple people thrilled with Kamala.. XI, Putin and Mullah land

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:30 AM (IyPmt)

592 585 @584

>>Whoever said this is a done deal has not talked to all the big money D donors.

Wes Moore/Tina Kotek.

You heard it here first.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:28 AM (XV/Pl)

No...I've said Wes Moore would top the ticket 1st - look for the last few months...he's the big danger...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 22, 2024 09:30 AM (exHjb)

593 Donors will get onboard with Harris as they are each assured they will get what they want.

Posted by: davidt at July 22, 2024 09:30 AM (i0F8b)

594 She will say the most idiotic things, and the media will go into overdrive pronouncing them as "brilliant speeches!"...as they did with obama.

Obama made speeches long on platitudes and short on facts and specifics.

Kamala says things that make no sense whatsoever.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 22, 2024 09:30 AM (oZhjI)

595 588 She will say the most idiotic things, and the media will go into overdrive pronouncing them as "brilliant speeches!"...as they did with obama.

Posted by: runner at July 22, 2024 09:29 AM (V13WU)

Kamala Harris has battled with stuttering her entire life.
- Dem-Media Complex

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:31 AM (5fDan)

596 This sucks big time in that it gives the Deep State hope. I think they were resigned to a Trump presidency after the failed assassination attempt but now plans fortify the election BAMN will resume and clean up the cackling ho. Every Dem voter will now fall in line and do their duty to state and Party. We have gone from near certain victory to unknown outcome.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 09:31 AM (GUOwU)

597 We have gone from near certain victory to unknown outcome.
Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2024 09:31 AM (GUOwU)

I do agree with that

Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2024 09:31 AM (IyPmt)

598 Kamala Harris has battled with stuttering her entire life.
- Dem-Media Complex
Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 09:31 AM (5fDan)
---
Talking with her mouth full.

Posted by: Axeman at July 22, 2024 09:32 AM (krQz2)

599 We essentially have a President Pike.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 09:32 AM (XMwZJ)

600 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 22, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

601 Art's here

hey Art

Posted by: Don Black at July 22, 2024 09:33 AM (/7KEl)

602 >>“All Americans share a concern about the safety of our public officials,” said the members of the independent review panel in a joint statement. “We formed this bipartisan group to quickly identify improvements the U.S. Secret Service can implement to enhance their work. We must all work together to ensure events like July 13 do not happen again.”

In other words, they're not going to hold anyone responsible, just a teachable moment.

But also, rewriting history:
In response to the ongoing heightened threat environment, the Secret Service enhanced former President Trump’s protection prior to the assassination attempt in July, and since July 16, the U.S. Secret Service made significant physical and technical enhancements related to securing the former President and other protectees.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:33 AM (Pijte)

603 We essentially have a President Pike.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 22, 2024 09:32 AM (XMwZJ)
-

Peak performance?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at July 22, 2024 09:33 AM (520BN)

604 @592

>>No...I've said Wes Moore would top the ticket 1st - look for the last few months...he's the big danger...

True, but no one had Kotek on their radar.

The Donks have an opportunity to completely remake the race and I've got to believe they are going do it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 22, 2024 09:33 AM (XV/Pl)

605

Mort Meek on the art thread.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 22, 2024 09:34 AM (x0n13)

606 We have gone from near certain victory to unknown outcome.

-

It's always been an unknown outcome. They aren't going to only try to murder Trump once.

I am not joking when I suggest that a fat SS chick will be the one who does it from inside the wire. He wants to take away her right to drive a car without a male present, you understand. And also she might've had a dream that he said something insulting to her.

Easy as that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 22, 2024 09:35 AM (LGV1j)

607 Hunter Biden drops lawsuit against Fox News over miniseries hours after father drops out

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:40 AM (RHGPo)

608 Kamala Harris Will Be Burdened By What Has Been

Posted by: SMOD at July 22, 2024 09:42 AM (RHGPo)

609 >>We must all work together to ensure events like July 13 do not happen again.”

I find it odd that, like Cheatle, they always phrase it as "events that happened." I would have thought that they would be more specific, les passive, and say something like, "We must all work together to ensure that those under our protection are kept safe from harm" or "that we eliminate all threats against those under our protection." Something that makes them sound like they are accountable, not simply lucky.

*puts on tinfoil hat*

One could just as easily interpret "to ensure events like July 13 do not happen again” to mean he wants to ensure that the next attempt on Trump's life does not fail. Like, they kinda get off on phrasing in such a vague way just to piss people off.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:43 AM (Pijte)

610 I have had enough of this jerk thinking he can diagnose people from his swanky office w/the huge self portrait.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:22 AM (Pijte)

Is he even diagnosing or just spouting useless party line bs?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:50 AM (qrUD3)

611 Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2024 09:43 AM (Pijte)

Y E S !

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:51 AM (qrUD3)

612 We have gone from certain victory to certain victory but now they have a fig leaf of cover for the Steal.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2024 09:52 AM (qrUD3)

613 18. It's haunting. What & who, but also for how long.

-----
Rope-a-dope in progress. 😪

He was only supposed to be President for one administration. A deal or more has been made & while he may fade away, all of the immediate family won't be required to.

Harris was already built into the equation by the
'masterclass.' (Think 10 year plan with Ukraine, U.N. treaties for immigration, lack of support for Israel, and so on.)

Warren is never a surprise. (See Demos org.) Sanders is never a surprise. (See personnel from Obama-Biden administration's Department of Labor, (OSHA & more), in particular.

Vance-Harris debate is now kaput. Administration coverups are stacking up.

Heaven help us.

Posted by: L - If ... (Cell phone) at July 22, 2024 10:29 AM (LL19j)

614 Even being employed as a librarian has to have Marxist overtones. “Library worker”?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2024 10:37 AM (w/JbM)

615 It is with great shame that I admit that I recognized Tybo.

Posted by: Dave (in MA) at July 22, 2024 11:40 AM (/WiVa)

616 Bad news for Queen Cheatle - AOC is asking relevant un-friendly questions.

Posted by: Gref at July 22, 2024 11:51 AM (5fDan)

617 615 It is with great shame that I admit that I recognized Tybo.
Posted by: Dave (in MA) at July 22, 2024 11:40 AM (/WiVa)

Remember Tybo = Cyrano Jones!

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