BlueAnon Rising: One Third of All Democrats Believe That The Trump Assassination Attempt was "Staged"

I'm sure the "Disinformation Experts" that routinely attempt to deplatform people for "dangerous misinformation" will get right on this.

Unless their real goal has nothing to do with "protecting the public from dangerous misinformation," and is simply a fig-leaf for their true intention of simply censoring and deplatforming speech that conflicts with their political cult.

A conspiracy theory has run unabated in Democratic circles following the assassination attempt against former president Donald Trump on Saturday. It posits that Trump staged the shooting for a photo op, that the wound on his ear was caused by something other than an assassin's bullet, and that he was never in mortal danger.
It's a baseless conspiracy theory disproven by reams of documentary evidence and eyewitness accounts. And it's a belief held by one-third of the Democratic electorate.
One in three registered Democrats believe it is "credible" that the shooting Saturday in Butler, Pa., was staged and not intended to kill Trump, according to a Morning Consult poll released Monday. The findings show that large swaths of the Democratic base have fallen prey to the phenomenon known as "BlueAnon," a play on the far-right QAnon conspiracy theory that once gripped portions of the Republican base and served as an obsession of the mainstream media throughout the first Trump administration.

But the Morning Consult poll shows that BlueAnon adherents among the Democratic base far outnumber their QAnon counterparts on the right. The poll showed that 34 percent of Democratic voters found it either definitely or probably credible that Trump staged Saturday's shooting, with less than half--45 percent--saying the conspiracy theory is not credible. By comparison, a widely cited 2021 poll found that only 23 percent of Republicans were QAnon believers.
The rise of BlueAnon can be attributed to prominent Democratic activists and liberal media commentators egging on the notion that Trump staged Saturday's shooting.
Democratic powerbroker Dmitri Mehlhorn, an ally of President Joe Biden who has made at least 10 visits to his White House, wasted no time fanning the flames of conspiracy in the immediate aftermath of Saturday's assassination attempt. Mehlhorn on Saturday evening sent a memo to reporters imploring them to portray the shooting as a false-flag operation straight from Vladimir Putin's playbook, designed to give Trump a good photo opportunity.
"This is a classic Russian tactic, such as when Putin killed 300 civilians in 1999 and blamed it on terrorists to ride the backlash to winning power," Mehlhorn wrote.
Mehlhorn did not address the numerous photos that captured bullets whizzing just inches away from Trump's face and blood running from the clearly visible bullet wound across his right ear as Secret Service agents escorted the former president off the stage. Nor did he mention the death of firefighter Corey Comperatore, who was shot while shielding his family from the assassin's bullets.
Mehlhorn is hardly the only liberal activist pushing the conspiracy to liberal voters. Jeff Tiedrich, a liberal social media influencer with 1.1 million followers who attended an Oct. 2022 White House influencer summit to coordinate midterm election messaging with the Biden administration, on Monday posted a Substack screed "connecting some weird dots" surrounding the shooting.
"Did the extreme right want this to happen?" Tiedrich wrote, speculating the shooting could have been connected to a plot to replace Trump atop the GOP ticket with former national security adviser Michael Flynn.
Tiedrich, who did not return a request for comment, on Thursday mocked the Washington Post for describing the shooting as "Trump's near-death experience" and said there was no hard evidence that a bullet grazed the former president's ear.
"What the fuck is going on under that bandage?" Tiedrich asked. "And why is the press so disinterested in finding out?"
Liberal MSNBC commentators have adopted a subtler approach to fanning the conspiratorial flames, suggesting in recent days that Trump could not have been shot in the ear by a high-caliber rifle bullet and that the former president is hiding something by not releasing detailed medical records about his wound.
"If he was shot by a high-caliber bullet, there should probably be very little ear there," MSNBC host Michael Steele told viewers on Tuesday.
Steele's fellow MSNBC host Joy Reid on Wednesday joined him in asking questions about Trump's injuries.
"I have many questions!" Reid wrote on Threads. "Like where are the medical reports? What caused Trump's injury and what was the injury? Sheapnel? [sic] Glass? A bullet?"
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MSNBC did not return a request for comment.

David Harsanyi has an upcoming book about The Rise of BlueAnon.

Democrats Have Become A Party Of Paranoia And Conspiracy Theories

I know, I know: "Become"? Democrats have always been the party of conspiracy theories. The party's foundational myths are all political conspiracy theories.

Black poverty and failure is due to White Supremacists scheming about how to keep blacks down.

Women not being picked for high-status jobs is all due to The Patriarchy trying to keep women down.

Inflation only strikes free-spending Democrat administrations not because spending profligately reduces the value of the dollar, but because of "corporate greed" and "corporate fat-cats" raising prices just to make more profit. (They never explain why "corporate greed" takes a break during Republican presidencies, when you'd think the "corporate fat-cats" would feel the most empowered to raise prices.)

Socialism only fails because "wreckers" and "hoarders" sabotage the perfection of socialist economies.

But let's move on:

The morning after Donald Trump was nearly murdered by an assassin's bullet in Pennsylvania, the top political adviser to Democratic Party mega-donor Reid Hoffman -- who had himself recently joked about Trump becoming a "martyr" -- sent an email to journalists wondering why, "NOT ONE NEWSPAPER OR OPINION LEADER IN AMERICA IS WILLING TO OPENLY CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT TRUMP AND PUTIN STAGED THIS ON PURPOSE."
Dmitri Mehlhorn implored reporters to consider the "possibility -- which feels horrific and alien and absurd in America, but is quite common globally -- ... that this 'shooting' was encouraged and maybe even staged so Trump could get the photos and benefit from the backlash."
Indeed, it was horrific to see social media explode with claims that the assassination attempt was "staged" and "false flag." These theories garnered millions of likes, retweets, and views. And plenty of people who should know better, academics and activists, participated.
Indeed, Mehlhorn's boss, the founder of LinkedIn, isn't some unhinged commenter on Reddit; he is worth $2.5 billion. He pledged $100 million to fund efforts to oppose President Trump in 2020 and was on the same path in 2024.
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The Russian collusion conspiracy theory -- hatched by Democrats -- is the most successful and consequential in American history, conceived by a major political party and spread by establishment media. Earlier this year Nancy Pelosi was still on MSNBC claiming that Putin probably "had" something "financial" on Trump.
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One regular guest, erstwhile historian Michael Beschloss -- a trustee of the White House Historical Association and the National Archives Foundation -- warned that if Democrats lost the midterm 2022 election it would be the difference between "whether our children will be arrested and conceivably killed." Beschloss is hardly alone. There are scores and scores of similar examples.
Though we don't know much about the assassin yet, nearly the entire message of Democratic Party since Biden's "Red Wedding" speech has been to accuse the opposition of violence and fascistic intentions. For years now, Trump has been cast as Hitler, or worse -- not by hyperbolic pundits but by mainstream Democrats.
Then again, for modern Democrats, every political loss, every inconvenient event, threatens democracy itself. There have been so many ginned-up moral panics over the past few years that it's difficult to keep track of them all. More than that, even the left's policy prescriptions -- even what it views as our most pressing societal problems -- are increasingly tethered to groundless or sensationalized anxieties, myths, revisionist histories, pseudoscientific alarmism, and outright lies. Democrats no longer debate, they accuse you of sedition.

A UVA professor -- charged with education young, stupid minds -- declared immediately that the assassination attempt that killed a hero fire-fighter was "staged."

A University of Virginia professor denied the legitimacy of the attempted assassination of former president Donald Trump, posting to X that the Saturday shooting was "staged theatrics" performed by Secret Service to garner "idiots' vote".
In a quote-tweet by University of Virginia Assistant Professor Sethunya Mokoko, he said that Trump's secret service purposefully "ignored" eyewitnesses who allegedly informed police of an armed man on a roof before the shooting took place.
"ignored him because trump & secrete service staged theatrics to win idiots' vote," Mokoko wrote.

Another DEI woke incompetent and luantic, hired only for his skin color and wacky woke politics.

BlueAnon's Newsletter, the New York Times: Trump's belief that he is somehow being targeted by the Regime is a conspiracy theory.

Now The New York Times has an added twist to the spin: Trump is playing the victim, and this is now just another arrow in his quiver. He will use the fact that he was NEARLY KILLED to falsely portray that he is somehow the victim of a multi-year attempt to smear him, bankrupt him, put him in jail, and label him an existential threat to America.
As we know, nothing could be further from the truth. It is Trump who is entirely at fault, not the people like the Lincoln Project founder Rick Wilson, who called for putting a "bullet" in Donald Trump--on national TV.
Nineteen minutes into Trump's presidency--Trump had just begun his inaugural address and had literally done nothing yet as president besides be sworn in, the Washington Post printed this headline:

Next thing and you'll be telling me that the leftwing media suppresses some news -- and some photos -- in order to help the Democrat Party!

Axios: a "photo editor" at a "major news outlet" suggests media should bury the photo of Trump raising his fist because it's "kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it is." pic.twitter.com/pLcrLi6mnH
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) July 16, 2024

The RussiaGate bullshit was not cost-free. It broke these people�s brains so comprehensively, they will spend the rest of their lives in that unreality. pic.twitter.com/MNsiugNgXu
— David Reaboi, Late Republic Nonsense (@davereaboi) July 14, 2024

What was it he knows about reporters that made him think they'd be game to push such obvious disinformation?

JUST IN - YOUR REACTION: Former RNC Chair Michael Steele Demands Answers, Says, 'If Trump Was Shot with a High-Caliber Bullet, There Should Be Very Little Ear There,' Asks, 'Where is the Medical Report from the Hospital or Campaign?' Suggests a Cover-Up. WATCH pic.twitter.com/n6yjMXPa90
— Simon Ateba (@simonateba) July 17, 2024

A "former Democratic candidate for Senate" says that "2 people died" -- he includes the killer in the counting of the dead -- and thinks it's very "odd" that no one sent him an invitation to the funerals.

I guess the body that was seen being dragged from the bleachers on video was just a stuffed dummy.

Rick Taylor
@OhRick4
The shooting happened 5 days ago
2 people died
Any mentions of funerals, memorials, etc ?
ANOTHER THING that seems odd

Remember during the 2004 presidential debates, the biggest BlueAnon outlet of all, The New York Times, ran a story about "the Mystery of the Bulge" in George Bush's jacket, claiming it might be a radio by which he was getting answers from his staff?

Meanwhile, Biden walks around with a "hearing aid" visible in his ear and they have no questions.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

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1 Fist!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 02:30 PM (o3Uyl)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at July 19, 2024 02:30 PM (41HF3)

3 Of course they do, they've been sucking the Big Lie all their lives.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (wNbrz)

4 great

Posted by: Shaftoe at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (Rvxb7)

5 I thought that maybe Trump would take his bandage off during his speech last night.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (QrqOK)

6 The body politic that thinks that Putin changed vote totals in MI poll machines in 2016 (but didn't in 2020), that mail in voting is safe, that men can become women at a word, that Trump is a Russian stooge, that Biden was really mentally great until the debate, and that America invented slavery in 1619 is prone to conspiracy theorizing crazy shit that's easily disproved?

Could have fooled me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

7 One third of democrats are actually dumber that I originally thought. This doesn't really surprise me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (/U5Yz)

8 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Is BlueAnon the left's answer to the Q-anon 14 year old kid in his mom's basement that drove them nuts for the better part of a decade?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Black poverty and failure is due to White Supremacists scheming about how to keep blacks down.

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Indians having the highest per capita wealth in America is just proof of the racism of America against brown people!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

11 Oh. I thought the headline meant "staged by the FBI" ... never mind.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (d8zPm)

12 Nineteen minutes into Trump's presidency--Trump had just begun his inaugural address and had literally done nothing yet as president besides be sworn in, the Washington Post printed this headline:

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That's just jawboning.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

13 A conspiracy theory has run unabated in Democratic circles following the assassination attempt against former president Donald Trump on Saturday. It posits that Trump staged the shooting for a photo op, that the wound on his ear was caused by something other than an assassin's bullet, and that he was never in mortal danger.

For this to be true, the USSS and FBI would have to be on board with it and we ALL know that's IMPOSSIBLE when it comes to Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Black poverty and failure is due to White Supremacists scheming about how to keep blacks down.

Women not being picked for high-status jobs is all due to The Patriarchy trying to keep women down.
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Course I used to make fun of the AIDS conspiracy theory but, well...

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (8s2gn)

15 So it was staged shooting? Uhh huh. Did Trump know about it and agreed to it after he was given instructions to turn his head at that exact moment? These people are contemptible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (dTTBf)

16 Has RFK Jr. said anything about the assassination attempt yet?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 02:34 PM (v6JzV)

17 Democratic powerbroker Dmitri Mehlhorn,

DMITRI!!!!!!

RUSSIAN COLLUSION!!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

18 11 Oh. I thought the headline meant "staged by the FBI" ... never mind.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 19, 2024 02:33 PM (d8zPm)

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They do believe that, at the orders of Trump.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 02:34 PM (QrqOK)

19 Joy Reid Hates Fags.

That's not me talking.

That's Joy Reid talking. About her hatred. For Fags.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (jrzt5)

20 The Left is even dumber than we thought they were.

OMFG.

That's really f**king stupid!

Eight years of Maddow, CNN, and Morning Joe will do that to a person.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (2ds6i)

21 5 I thought that maybe Trump would take his bandage off during his speech last night.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (QrqOK)

People who are in their late 70s do not heal from a gunshot wound, even a graze type one, in 4 days...

It's gonna be covered AT LEAST 1 week, possibly 2...and then, maybe he'll be allowed to uncover it...

Posted by: Nova Local at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (exHjb)

22 "Hey, kid. We need you to pretend to shoot at President Trump, and then we kill you. It will likely give him a 1- or 2-point bump in the polls. Sound good?"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (wzAuc)

23 If it was staged, it wasn't Trump's side that did it.

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (njExo)

24 It's a little late to squash the Trump fist pump picture, it's been around the world a hundred times and the source of 1000 memes.

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

25 16 Has RFK Jr. said anything about the assassination attempt yet?
osted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 02:34 PM (v6JzV)

I believe he thanked Trump for getting him USSS protection.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (d8zPm)

26 Reid Hoffman and Dimitri staged their own gala flag op in the Alabama special election.

They created fake Russian boys that were for the GOP candidate, then the Dem candidate and MSM screamed: Russians are trying to get the Reputation elected - we must save our democracy!!

These are vile, duplicitous people.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)

27 Where are the memorials to the shooter??

Well if he had completed his mission I'm quite certain they would be nonstop, faggot.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (8s2gn)

28 I have been told I am a QAnon conspiracy whacknut even though I STILL have no clue what a QAnon is

I actually thought it was a pr0n site at one point

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (DBZuM)

29 24 It's a little late to squash the Trump fist pump picture, it's been around the world a hundred times and the source of 1000 memes.
Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

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As of a few days ago, Elon Musk's post with it was viewed 230 million times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

30 One Third of All Democrats Believe That The Trump Assassination Attempt was "Staged"
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LOL! QAnon never had more than 4% of conservatives!

Oh! But there was soooo much disinformation! Oh! But we were "all QAnon nutcases"!!

Funny that the press never stopped *that* disinformation.

Because they are really lousy at their jobs. (Not including fellatios given to men in power).

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (krQz2)

31 Ah! The War of Jenkin's Ear (redux).

Posted by: Paco at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (njExo)

32 It’s interesting that 1/3 of Dems think it was staged and 2/3 of Dems think Biden should get out of the race. No overlap between those two groups?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (QrqOK)

33 3 Of course they do, they've been sucking the Big Lie all their lives.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 02:31 PM (wNbrz)

And they swallow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (2ds6i)

34 Trump announced he's going to Corey's funeral, by the way.

It'll be called fake and staged, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

35 I'M STILL NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BUSTER!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (uxCna)

36 It's a little late to squash the Trump fist pump picture, it's been around the world a hundred times and the source of 1000 memes.
Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (dCxaZ)

They can't crush it but they can try to redefine it. Which is what they do to what they can't crush.

See: The Flag, American

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (8s2gn)

37 TRUE FACT: The hardest part about getting Trump to play his role in the fake shooting was convincing him that he didn't need to put an apple on his head.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (jrzt5)

38 Never heard of Rick Taylor, but does he really think the shooter's parents are going to organize a public memorial for him?

And as for Mr. Compertore's family, I understand they are having the funeral for him on Monday, and President Trump is attending. Sorry Rick, you're not on the list.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (bS+DD)

39 Only 23 percent?! That's huge. It's over, Uni-party.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (Fr3vV)

40 I've watched snippets of the Trump family convention speeches, and admit they have caused a twinge in my cold, cold heart.

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (dCxaZ)

41 They do believe that, at the orders of Trump.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 19, 2024 02:34 PM (QrqOK)

Yes. I meant "staged" as in "executed" ... bad wording on my part.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (d8zPm)

42 I have a theory on their staged crazy. I think the majority know it was real, and they also know their side did it, whether through a lone crazy or a corrupt administration. That is a lot to handle and it’s easier to make it something else than have to admit your side isn’t the one running with angels. After all, they have been saying over and over we are the violent ones and it has been turning out not to be true. Just like their president being cogent isn’t true. Just like learning Donald Trump isn’t the dictator. I mean that is a lot to absorb when your personal constitution is strong, and in this case we have a bunch of wimps and simps.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (p4NUW)

43 These are vile, duplicitous people.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2024 02:35 PM (Hkcdp)

Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (8s2gn)

44 "If he was shot by a high-caliber bullet, there should probably be very little ear there," MSNBC host Michael Steele told viewers on Tuesday.
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'High-caliber'?
Mike, you ignorant slut.

The ignorance of on-air commenters, and 'journalists' never ceases to amaze me. They make uninformed observations about things of which they have no understanding. The problem is, their opinions and ignorance are contagious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (XeU6L)

45 The Michael Steele comments are especially stupid. A .223 hitting an ear like that would do exactly what we saw. Almost like a laser or scalpel traveling through it. Small wound.

It's only when it would tumble, or expand when it hit enough tissue, that it would cause shock damage and tear things.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (wMRY8)

46 Yes, staging a shooting is often done with rifles for shits and giggles. I wonder if Mokokochockalatta would stand up against a dart board for that demonstration.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (IG4Id)

47 I have been told I am a QAnon conspiracy whacknut even though I STILL have no clue what a QAnon is

I actually thought it was a pr0n site at one point
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at July 19, 2024 02:36 PM (DBZuM)
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By "Q"'s last post on November 3rd, 2020 (which is what paints as an *op*), only 20% of all conservatives knew of Q and his anonymous board. (The "anons").

Only 4% were believers.

I still find Q to have been an op.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (krQz2)

48 I remember when Alex Jones claimed that a shooting was a false flag and he was universally vilified and as we speak is going bankrupt. Just for clarity, I think Jones’ claims about the Newtown shooting were preposterous…. But the point is the double standard. Will Joy Reid get sued into poverty?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (xT8gx)

49 Ps. When did Michael Steele become a doctor?

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (p4NUW)

50 Dude...DU, Vaush, Daily Kos, Democracy Now....Lefties of all typed mostly stopped the conspiracy theory stuff after just a day or two. They mostly settled into "the shooter was a Republican and/or crazy, so it doesn't really mean much" attitude.

If large chunks of the Dem base think it's a conspiracy still, they're doing a pretty good job of putting a lid on the crazy, at least publicly.

I don't know if I'd even want to go into discussions forums with that level of delusion!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

51 Yeah ... lets have "unity" with these retards.

Makes about as much sense as if Franco made a "unity" speech in the 30s.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (1ix40)

52 If it was staged by Putin and Trump, then a competent SS would have stopped it from happening...right?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (b+QiS)

53 Michael Steele is the Bill Kristol of Jo Scarboroughs.

What a buffoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (+myjY)

54 Mystery of the Bulge..
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*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Big Mike at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (mL/wV)

55 >>The Michael Steele comments are especially stupid.

Surprising none.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (jrzt5)

56 Anybody remember that Miami Vice episode where they found a pile of severed human ears? Cut off by drug gangs, I think.

I think either Lee Iacocca or G. Gordon Liddy was in it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV)

57 TRUMP SHOULD HAVE A GOLDEN EAR COVER MADE

That would be gangsta

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:39 PM (dCxaZ)

58 These polls are bullshit. Consume at your own risk.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (QSrLX)

59 Can a country with people this stupid continue to exist?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (W/lyH)

60 Mark Hamill and other dipshits fell for the Picture of Trump endorsing JD Vance when he was running for Senate. Claiming that Trump’s ear is uninjured and he wasn’t shot.

Trump broke people’s brains

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (FCrpy)

61 Reid Hoffman is an especially repugnant, ultra wealthy leftist.

Why did almost all the Tech Barons have to be so liberal.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (wMRY8)

62 Was Michael Steele ever not a piece of shit?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (mJI9Z)

63 What exactly is a high caliber bullet?

Posted by: Capt Obvious at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (KUUa6)

64 Michael Steele can think whatever he wants, but good heavens, I would have thought he would be smart enough to keep his stupid thoughts to himself.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (bS+DD)

65 ....and yet Google has no "trending search" with any terms related to the assassination attempt. Hmmm. Think that's true? Thanks GOP for allowing Google to control our most basic modern form of communication and info.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (8JB5s)

66 JUST IN - YOUR REACTION: Former RNC Chair Michael Steele Demands Answers, Says, 'If Trump Was Shot with a High-Caliber Bullet, There Should Be Very Little Ear There,' Asks, 'Where is the Medical Report from the Hospital or Campaign?' Suggests a Cover-Up. WATCH

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Our betters.

A "high caliber" .223 needs something to put up resistance to expand. An earlobe probably isn't going to allow a hollowpoint to flower.

Although I, too, would be interested in hearing about rounds recovered and points of impact.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (tHxO3)

67 None of this is surprising. Instead of reacting like concerned Americans, they have to do what they do best, project, obfuscate, lie, confuse, belittle, diminish the death of a good man, make Trump out to be a liar and do all of this while shilling for views.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2024 02:41 PM (JeYYB)

68 If it was staged by Putin and Trump, then a competent SS would have stopped it from happening...right?

SS, FBI, DHS, DOJ...

Where is your Merrick Garland now, tw@trags??

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:41 PM (dCxaZ)

69 "If he was shot by a high-caliber bullet, there should probably be very little ear there," MSNBC host Michael Steele told viewers on Tuesday.
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Dipshit. Not the way Trump has been examined to have been hit.

It just shows you what the quality control of the GOP used to be.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

70
In the "turnabout is fair play" department, what might conservatives do right now to confound the Dims' dilemma in a manner similar to what Dims do to the GOP during primary election season?

Think about it.

Why, support the Dims' weakest candidate, of course.

Send money to BiteMe's campaign -- in small amounts -- $3, $5, or $10 -- to create what might appear to be a groundswell of support for "Fighting Joe". Create a false positive signal that his campaign could point to and say, "The LITTLE PEOPLE back Joe -- look at this outpouring of financial support from them!"

Posted by: ... Now Pull My Other Finger at July 19, 2024 02:41 PM (xG4kz)

71 Heh, that dweeb that fired the shots must have been trained since childhood to time it with Trump to turn his head down to the millisecond.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (Mlhrz)

72 Can a country with people this stupid continue to exist?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (W/lyH)
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You're talking about a country that elected Barak Obama twice, the second time after Obamacare was passed, and then "elected" Joe Biden.

I know that was a rhetorical questions but you can consider this a rhetorical answer.

Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (bS+DD)

73 What exactly is a high caliber bullet?

Posted by: Capt Obvious at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (KUUa6)
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Not a .223.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (krQz2)

74 ....and yet Google has no "trending search" with any terms related to the assassination attempt. Hmmm. Think that's true? Thanks GOP for allowing Google to control our most basic modern form of communication and info.
Posted by: Son of Dad

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The coverage of the successful Trump shooting is going to make Maui look like the Nixon coverage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (tHxO3)

75 Let's not overlook the latest hoax.

2025.

Something Trump has said he isn't aware of.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (YaTIT)

76 Michael Steele has long been on my "never trust" list.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (JeYYB)

77 I'm really not keeping up with the commentary here, so I don't know if it's been discussed that Elon has endorsed Trump and also introduced MAGA branded hashtags on his platform

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

78 Short of buying matching Lot #'s...

how many here would buy ammo the same day of a shooting/hunting trip/match?

Tell me how I know none of these people own guns...

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (jrzt5)

79 IIRC there's a .180 that is the only caliber that is smaller than a .223. Or maybe .186?

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (krQz2)

80 Let's not overlook the latest hoax.

2025.

Something Trump has said he isn't aware of.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (YaTIT)

But Eric Swalwell asked Ben Shapiro about it, so it MUST be Trump's PRIMARY CAMPAIGN FOCUS. Right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Can a country with people this stupid continue to exist?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (W/lyH)

Go back 200 years, roughly. Can a country where half the country insists the other half can't leave continue to exist ?

And now do the Venn Diagram thing. Take two maps ... one, where the most powerful states before the Civil War were the most adamant that the South had to remain in a political union they did not desire. And the other map where every Yankee wants to move to.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (1ix40)

82
Michael "Cal (That Is Short for 'Caliber')" Steele

Posted by: ... Now Pull My Other Finger at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (xG4kz)

83 That Michael Steel was ever the chairman of the RNC just shows how far gone the GOPe was before Trump bent it to his will and ass-raped it like a whore in a Tijuana donkey show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (+myjY)

84 "high caliber" .223 needs something to put up resistance to expand. An earlobe probably isn't going to allow a hollowpoint to flower.

Although I, too, would be interested in hearing about rounds recovered and points of impact.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter
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I would say over 90% of .223 ammunition on store shelves is not hollow point.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (wMRY8)

85
Next op: Trump operative Judge Melchon jails Trump in plot to increase his popularity.

Posted by: Auspex at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (j4U/Z)

86 Michael Steele has long been on my "never trust" list.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2024 02:42 PM (JeYYB)
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Racist!

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (krQz2)

87 The absurdity is humorous but on the other hand…. How many of these kooks am I dealing with in my daily life at work and out in public. Being that disconnected from reality is quite dangerous for everyone… nothing can be done though I suspect. TDS is real and it’s spectacular

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (xT8gx)

88 .177 exists, too.

Lord knows how many wildcats have been tried in small caliber, though.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (jrzt5)

89 I don't know if it's been discussed that Elon has endorsed Trump
Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (dCxaZ)

It was mentioned last night. Not really "discussed".

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (d8zPm)

90 2025.

Something Trump has said he isn't aware of.

______

Of course that's what he would say!

Posted by: Dem propagandists at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (mL/wV)

91 "ignored him because trump & secrete service staged theatrics to win idiots' vote," Mokoko wrote.

Secrete services? Paging Mr. French, Mr. Kristol, Mr. Boot

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (NMT5x)

92 "Multiple photographers worried "

"A photo editor and photographer from a major news outlet said the "amount that publications have been using Evan's photo is kind of free PR for Trump in a way, and it's
dangerous for media organizations to keep sharing that photo despite how good it Is"

It's really sad that even the photographers only want photos that help the Democrat Party.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (NpAcC)

93 .177 exists, too.

Lord knows how many wildcats have been tried in small caliber, though.
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (jrzt5)

Isn't that a pellet? Fired by air?

I mean, a .22 is smaller than a .223, but still a conventional bullet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Gah, I hate autocorrect.

Hoffman created fake Russian BOTS to give the (false) impression Doug Jones iirc was getting secret support from Russia.
They were /are actively perpetuating the mass hysteria about Russian interference in US politics.

It’s worse that Dimitri is himself Russian, yet he’s somehow a “good” Russian interfering while allegedly Putin is doing all the ridiculous things in the fake dossier, etc. He’s another Vinman, with a billionaire benefactor.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (Hkcdp)

95 In larger versions of The Photo, a lapel pin on one of the agents is visible, and appears to be the star in circle of the US Marshals. Have they made any statements?

Posted by: Lirio100 at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (I5U35)

96 Crotch has been itching for two hours now. Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Flea To The Hills at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (V5BDR)

97 JD Vance was at one time anti Trump from reading/listening to the propaganda spewed about DJT. Im of the mind to follow Trumps lead and not only refuse to speak of He who shall not be mentioned but start ignoring these ingnant puss brain demons.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (o3Uyl)

98 Michael Steel sucks cock by choice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

99 Center Fire. Swift

Posted by: RNC at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (chQtS)

100 1/3 of Democrats think it was staged. The other 2/3 are sorry it missed.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (YaTIT)

101 I have been told I am a QAnon conspiracy whacknut even though I STILL have no clue what a QAnon is
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That just goes to show you how insidious and powerful the shadowy cabal behind the scenes really is!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (l8IOH)

102 "high caliber" .223 needs something to put up resistance to expand. An earlobe probably isn't going to allow a hollowpoint to flower.

Although I, too, would be interested in hearing about rounds recovered and points of impact.

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I would say over 90% of .223 ammunition on store shelves is not hollow point.

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+1

And every hollow point round is. Great point.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (tHxO3)

103 The interviewer in the Sky News video of the man that said the shooter felt justified in trying to kill Trump.

What happens to his theory if someone takes a shot at Biden? As long as the SHOOTER feels justified, right?

Holy F*CK we're a broken society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

104 >>Isn't that a pellet? Fired by air?

No. There is a .177 rimfire.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (jrzt5)

105 This staged shooting is being covered up pretty well by...the liberals in charge of DHS and Secret Service.

Amazing the lengths those rock-ribbed conservative liberals will go through to protect DJT's nefarious plots.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

106 " Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 02:43 PM (1ix40)"

I'm becoming wary of this person.

Not sayin just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (iziT8)

107 In order to believe it was staged you have to believe the assassin new exactly when Trump would move his head and shot at that split second. Because had he shot a split second sooner or later he would have hit Trump in the skull not the ear.

Or is the argument they weren't real bullets and the firefighter that was murdered was killed some other way?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (oZhjI)

108 .357 / .223 = 1.6. A 35mm is 1.6 times *larger* than a 22mm.

What it is is NOT "high caliber".

Neither is Steele for that matter.

I knew I had no use for that guy when he barely could counter the assertion that Republicans were kinda like Nazis.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (krQz2)

109 Michael Steel sucks cock by choice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

I had no idea Average Joe was a black guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

110 >>> 93 .177 exists, too.

Lord knows how many wildcats have been tried in small caliber, though.
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (jrzt5)

Isn't that a pellet? Fired by air?

I mean, a .22 is smaller than a .223, but still a conventional bullet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

If I won the lottery this would be one of my many acquisitions:
https://www.henryusa.com /rifles /varmint-express-17-hmr-rifle/

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (VavZF)

111 .177 exists, too.

Lord knows how many wildcats have been tried in small caliber, though.
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (jrzt5)

Isn't that a pellet? Fired by air?

I mean, a .22 is smaller than a .223, but still a conventional bullet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

_____

I have a .17 HMR rifle, I absolutely love it. I got it when .22 ammo was hard to come by.

It's a small game, plinking rifle, but better than a .22 in every way except price of ammo.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:48 PM (wMRY8)

112 The party's foundational myths are all political conspiracy theories.

==

+1000

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 02:48 PM (V13WU)

113 What exactly is a high caliber bullet?

Posted by: Capt Obvious at July 19, 2024 02:40 PM (KUUa6)
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Not a .223.
Posted by: Axeman
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I nominate the Naval 3''/50 caliber

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2024 02:48 PM (XeU6L)

114 Has RFK Jr. said anything about the assassination attempt yet?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Finally, somebody else. ??

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 19, 2024 02:48 PM (JmDaf)

115 So these guys are all going to be sued for saying a shooting was faked and have to pay a billion dollars each, right? Or does that only apply to Alex Jones' off-the-cuff riffing?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at July 19, 2024 02:48 PM (L0465)

116 Twenty two, twenty three, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 02:48 PM (tHxO3)

117 Will there be lawsuits like when Alex Jones said that Sandy Hook was a false flag?

Posted by: Darth Randall at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (V3F+L)

118 I have been told I am a QAnon conspiracy whacknut even though I STILL have no clue what a QAnon is
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That just goes to show you how insidious and powerful the shadowy cabal behind the scenes really is!
Posted by: Common Tater at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (l8IOH)
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And how willing the press is to spread lies about conservatives.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (krQz2)

119 Are these people “Ear truthers?”
Is this “Eargate”
It needs a catchy, insulting name, stat!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (Hkcdp)

120 IIRC there's a .180 that is the only caliber that is smaller than a .223. Or maybe .186?

.17 Hornady is fairly well-known.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (xu4vb)

121
Michael Steele is the poster boy on why the Republican Party and their uniparty lickspittles need to be cleaned out.

Posted by: Auspex at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (j4U/Z)

122 Michael Steel sucks cock by choice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

Not just choice, preference.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (2ocoG)

123 What exactly is a high caliber bullet?

Posted by: Capt Obvious
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I think they are mixing up terms like "high velocity"

.223 in terms of diameter is about as small a caliber as you can get.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (wMRY8)

124
If I won the lottery this would be one of my many acquisitions:
https://www.henryusa.com /rifles /varmint-express-17-hmr-rifle/
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (VavZF)

Has there ever been a better review of a product?

“I have owned a Henry .17HMR for over a year now and it is by far the best rifle I own and I will be buying larger calibers in the future. Made in America. Shot in America. Loved in America. Thank you so much for the quality American made product.”

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

125 I can't believe that another Trump impeachment isn't already started. They waited too long last time.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (lTGtQ)

126 109 Michael Steel sucks cock by choice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM (xcxpd)

I had no idea Average Joe was a black guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

He's a DEI hire

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (xcxpd)

127 Probably like an 80% majority of conservatives I have spoken about Q with have asked me what QAnon was.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)

128 JET FUEL CANNOT MELT EAR LOBES!

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell's Cavernous Love Tunnel at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (JghT2)

129 The party's foundational myths are all political conspiracy theories.

A party ? Or a generation or two or more ?

I don't think we're at this point because of a political party. If they weren't Democrats and Republicans ... they'd be something else.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (1ix40)

130 One third or demonrats are completely retarded, the other 2 thirds are only moronic.

Posted by: TC at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (FjlUt)

131 I don't know who Qanon is or who Alex Jones is.

But I'm Mongo.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (iziT8)

132 The scene: conspirators planning to stage a fake assassination attempt.

"OK, so you, Mr. President, stand on the dais and at the assigned time turn your head just a bit. Then you, Mr. Crooks, wing him in the ear from 130 yards away, but for God's sake, make sure you don't miss by an inch and blow his brains out. OK? Everybody got the staging down?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

133 93 .177 exists, too.

Lord knows how many wildcats have been tried in small caliber, though.
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:44 PM (jrzt5)

Isn't that a pellet? Fired by air?

I mean, a .22 is smaller than a .223, but still a conventional bullet.

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HMR 17 is a supersonic round designed to shoot through body armor

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (b+QiS)

134
No. There is a .177 rimfire.
Posted by: garrett
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Pfft.

Posted by: 2mm pinfire at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (XeU6L)

135 Alex Jones was destroyed for letting people claim the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax on his show.

Is anyone suing all the orgs publishing these Ear Truthers? If not...why not?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (oZhjI)

136 "If he was shot by a high-caliber bullet, there should probably be very little ear there," MSNBC host Michael Steele told viewers on Tuesday

==

Well now, I'm no expert like Michael Steele. But I believe the wound area would largely be impacted by just how much the bullet made contact. A lot...lots of ear. A grazing...not so much. G*d, how I hate these insane people.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (mupln)

137 X Ear.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (J8LnB)

138 Imagine if anyone on our side said we should stop showing pictures of Ofucker getting you know whatted. And by someone on our side no less.

Abominable. Even my skin would crawl.

As Judge Judy might say, guy survives your assassination attempt that falls under the category of too bad.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (8s2gn)

139
Wasn't Michael Steele in that hotel room with Andrew Gillium doing crack and screwing Male escorts?

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (+oR7L)

140 I think they are mixing up terms like "high velocity"

.223 in terms of diameter is about as small a caliber as you can get.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:49 PM (wMRY

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Really good indicator that they know something they are talking about if they mix up caliber and velocity.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (krQz2)

141 There’s a Hulk Hogan video making the rounds showing HH talking trash about Trump.

They’ve not figured out that it’s kayfabe.

Posted by: 13times at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (MqEmj)

142 High caliber is pretty just a verbal fetish meant to chase away all discussion.

"you are as confused by this as I am so shut up"

I loved the unedited bbc interview of the guy who watched ree harvew retard climb the roof, asking someone in rural Pennsyvlania, "do you know about what guns look like? Enough to identify it?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (D7oie)

143 What's the name of the Sky News lady? She sounds Australian or New Zealand.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (J2vNu)

144 >>> 42 I have a theory on their staged crazy. I think the majority know it was real, and they also know their side did it, whether through a lone crazy or a corrupt administration. That is a lot to handle and it’s easier to make it something else than have to admit your side isn’t the one running with angels. After all, they have been saying over and over we are the violent ones and it has been turning out not to be true. Just like their president being cogent isn’t true. Just like learning Donald Trump isn’t the dictator. I mean that is a lot to absorb when your personal constitution is strong, and in this case we have a bunch of wimps and simps.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (p4NUW)

Piper Johnson is correct!

I keep saying, I just can't *wait* to see the video of 'Brandon heroically recovers from the OMG DEADLIEST COOTIES EVER' by those little kids in Uganda.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (VavZF)

145 So worried about that "bulge in Bush jacket".
Refuse to acknowledge the bulge in big Mike's pants.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (4XwPj)

146 Seems I need to frequent the gun thread more often.......

Learning new things today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

147 What exactly is a high caliber bullet?

Its scary, black, and has the thing that goes up

Posted by: Some FNM firearms expert at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (oZhjI)

148 Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell's Cavernous Love Tunnel at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (JghT2)

^^ A designated Super Fund site.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

149 In order to believe it was staged you have to believe the assassin new exactly when Trump would move his head and shot at that split second.

You just need blanks and a little blood pack for when he ducks and has time to set up the act. But then you kill a guy in the stands just to make it more believable?!

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (xu4vb)

150 Trump had a fake ear!!!

There was a second ear on the grassy knoll!!

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (8s2gn)

151 Wait. Trump has to prove to the media he got injured?

An innocent father and husband DIED. Two more innocent men are in the hospital.

Was their blood also fake?

Screw the media.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (4PLHt)

152 Although I, too, would be interested in hearing about rounds recovered and points of impact.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Us too.

Secret Service & FBI

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (JmDaf)

153 Fuck these people. We/Trump don't need to explain anything the these puss for brains demons. Ok yeah you caught us! Sorry we are desperate to win against your powerful popular candidate

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (o3Uyl)

154 96 Crotch has been itching for two hours now. Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: Flea To The Hills at July 19, 2024 02:46 PM

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This came to mind:

https://tinyurl.com/wseh3uxv

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (wzAuc)

155 >>> 124
==
Has there ever been a better review of a product?

"I have owned a Henry .17HMR for over a year now and it is by far the best rifle I own and I will be buying larger calibers in the future. Made in America. Shot in America. Loved in America. Thank you so much for the quality American made product."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

'MURICA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (VavZF)

156 Greg Gutfeld said he spoke with Trump yesterday and Trump showed him his injured ear unbandaged and said some people say he wasn't hit.. He didn't elaborate

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (IyPmt)

157 HMR 17 is a supersonic round designed to shoot through body armor
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (b+QiS)

It is also a rimfire that was marketed as a ground squirrel gun

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (D7oie)

158 Sky News is Aussie I believe.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (iziT8)

159 Probably like an 80% majority of conservatives I have spoken about Q with have asked me what QAnon was.
Posted by: Axeman

__

I've never met someone that actually believed in it.

It's so odd that Democrats even care so much about this issue. Have a Democrat friend, and it bothers them so much. Why? Who cares if 10% of Republicans think there's some elite child trafficking ring?

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (wMRY8)

160 149 In order to believe it was staged you have to believe the assassin new exactly when Trump would move his head and shot at that split second.

You just need blanks and a little blood pack for when he ducks and has time to set up the act. But then you kill a guy in the stands just to make it more believable?!
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2024 02:52 PM (xu4vb)

=======

"Except how do we know that a guy actually died?!"

Also, Corey wasn't in the stands. It's my understanding that he was in the crowd, getting hit in the shooters' second series of volleys that went very wild, or when he decided that he was going to shoot into the crowd.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

161 And exactly how the f does he pull off something like this with 99% of the deep state stacked against him? Is there a Deeper State that's working for him?

I'd ask if these people know how to use Occam's razor, but it would be rhetorical because I've seen their women.

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at July 19, 2024 02:54 PM (Ixt/H)

162 I've seen the .177 conspiracy. Trump staged his ear being clipped by an air rifle.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 02:54 PM (YaTIT)

163 Good thing Trump conspired with a 20- year old noodle armed dork to ensure precise aiming so that he didn't get his brain blown out.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2024 02:54 PM (mupln)

164 The ear did not shoot itself.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)

165 I loved the unedited bbc interview of the guy who watched ree harvew retard climb the roof, asking someone in rural Pennsyvlania, "do you know about what guns look like? Enough to identify it?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (D7oie)
_______________

I think that that BBC interviewer is blind. Literally.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

166 It's so odd that Democrats even care so much about this issue. Have a Democrat friend, and it bothers them so much. Why? Who cares if 10% of Republicans think there's some elite child trafficking ring?

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (wMRY

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Because that just shows them how nutty the other 90% are to be voting for the same things.

Yes, they aren't very good at making distinctions.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (krQz2)

167 My favorite was the leftard dummy who insisted Trump practiced looking good while being shot.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (8s2gn)

168 I was sitting in the lobby of a doctor's office yesterday and these 2 mid-70s women were discussing this, and they both were going on about how the whole thing was staged.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (9DX0S)

169 In order to believe it was staged you have to believe the assassin new exactly when Trump would move his head and shot at that split second.

Or believe that no actors in Hollywood ever aim a prop gun at each other ... and for that sin, Alec Baldwin must hang.

Look - people that embrace dogma embrace it all the way down. It's Faith. Logic can't defeat Faith in any conversation.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (1ix40)

170 "The poll showed that 34 percent of Democratic voters found it either definitely or probably credible that Trump staged Saturday's shooting..."

This is not really surprising. The same Democrats who believe this believe that Biden is doing a good job, that men can magically become women, and that we can power the country with unicorn farts.

Posted by: Ralph at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (TysyT)

171 Corey Comperatore's funeral was held today. It was a private ceremony with friends and family attending.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5fucs9dk

Fox News.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (rj6Yv)

172 I mean, a .22 is smaller than a .223, but still a conventional bullet.
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There are a lot of .22 centerfires. Almost all are actually .224, but given different names to distinguish them.

.22 Hornet
219 Zipper
.218 Bee
.222 Rem
.222 Rem Mag
220 Swift
22-250
And, of course, The .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (XeU6L)

173 It's only a matter of time before Trump's exposed ear is featured on one of the ads here.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (8s2gn)

174 Some PA prosecutor should indict Trump.

Posted by: Faking It In The Third Degree at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (JghT2)

175 Staged, huh? This is also why they hate guns so much: because they understand absolutely nothing about them. So the retired fire chief getting shot and killed was just, what, a figment of the imagination? Trump wouldn't have signed off on that unless he was utterly psychotic (which those morons believe he is, anyway, ok, maybe not the best example).

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (8sMut)

176 Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2024 02:55 PM (9DX0S)

This is the Whoopi-Behar-Madcow demographic.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: kallisto at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (dCxaZ)

177 Corey Comperatore's funeral was held today. It was a private ceremony with friends and family attending.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/5fucs9dk

Fox News.
Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (rj6Yv)

But wait....I was told that this was all faked because there were no funerals or anything for those who "died" there.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

178 I've posted about people i know and good friends with and they are losing their minds on Facebook. The people jokingly wearing bandages on their ears are "cultists". Other people I know of are crazed "Trump is a racist" ,a felon etc. When Trump wins the reactions will be horrible.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (Zf6jY)

179 175 Staged, huh? This is also why they hate guns so much: because they understand absolutely nothing about them. So the retired fire chief getting shot and killed was just, what, a figment of the imagination? Trump wouldn't have signed off on that unless he was utterly psychotic (which those morons believe he is, anyway, ok, maybe not the best example).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (8sMut)

=======

Why did the Secret Service choose to kill the shooter when they could have just shot the gun out of his hand, huh?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

180 Either Trump is going to have to walk around with that bandage on his ear for the rest of his life, or he arranged to have it surgically mangled.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (wzAuc)

181 I KNOW it's just mental laziness to lump your political opponents into the 'crazy and stupid' category because they disagree with you.

But what if they REALLY ARE crazy and stupid? They're really going out of their way to prove it, aren't they?

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (a9CYf)

182 So the party of peace, love, and understanding is engaging in psychotic hate speech. What else is new?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (L/fGl)

183 A hell of a lot of our fellow citizens aren't worth dying for.

Posted by: mr tmz at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (rJ48h)

184
The bullet passed through the helix of Trump's right ear, not the lobule (or "lobe", as it is commonly called).

https://www.britannica.com/science/ear

Posted by: ... Now Pull My Other Finger at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (xG4kz)

185 Good thing Trump conspired with a 20- year old noodle armed dork to ensure precise aiming so that he didn't get his brain blown out.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2024 02:54 PM (mupln)
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He had a good bead on Trump's bean. If you watch sone of the analysis footage it's just one of those cases where the target moves enough.

After all, the pro-shooters shoot "center mass" to *make sure* they hit. And this is precisely why professionals don't try to do tricking head shots.

It would have been a pretty good temple-shot if Trump had not moved his head as the guy fired.

Trump beat the trigger finger, in a way of speaking.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (krQz2)

186 I'm becoming wary of this person.

Not sayin just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 02:47 PM (iziT

Why such suspicion fellow moderately conservative friend?
Posted by: Send me all your contact information now.

Posted by: Auspex at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (j4U/Z)

187 How about a J-6 2025 redux - to a friendly government? A rally/March w OUR demands that Trump act on? Why not? I know, I know..... that sort of thing is icky, it gets in the way of your daily routine of just wishing it all away thinking Trump will just do it. Maybe if Rush were still with us he'd spearhead something like that. Nah, you're right, let's just keep talking about it. And speaking of J-6, Trump sure as hell better pardon every single political prisoner and pay reparations to every family.

Posted by: Son of Dad at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (8JB5s)

188 Fuck the whole episode!! It is a waste of time trying to uncover the truth from the FBI DHS ect.. Fuck em. I for one have moved on to future priorities.. We have work to do and with the aging top tier Dems getting voted out and dying off of natural causes soon all that is left of the Dem party are the insane delusional whackos.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (o3Uyl)

189 Sky is British.

There is an Aussie Sky outlet that appears more based than almost anyone. They are hilarious.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (8s2gn)

190 173 It's only a matter of time before Trump's exposed ear is featured on one of the ads here.
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 02:56 PM (8s2gn)

I hope it pulses and breathes like the vegetable anus ad. For the full Lovecraftian experience.

Posted by: R'lyeh or Bust at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (JghT2)

191 "A hell of a lot of our fellow citizens aren't worth dying for.
Posted by: mr tmz "

Oh hell no.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (iziT8)

192 So the party of peace, love, and understanding is engaging in psychotic hate speech. What else is new?

Don't forget they want to impeach/arrest any politician opposing their little war in Ukraine.

Oh the old question: Huh What's War Good For? is no longer "absolutely nothing" but now "generational wealth"

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (oZhjI)

193 So the party of peace, love, and understanding is engaging in psychotic hate speech. What else is new?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (L/fGl)
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Because it's really the part of .

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)

194 165 I loved the unedited bbc interview of the guy who watched ree harvew retard climb the roof, asking someone in rural Pennsyvlania, "do you know about what guns look like? Enough to identify it?"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (D7oie)

While the Brits do have a better understanding of this country than others on, say, the Continent, do NOT overestimate this understanding. I doubt they have a clue about the people of PA and the fact that, though they are in the freedom-hating northeast, they are absolutely, positively armed to the teeth. And have quite a few hunters.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (8sMut)

195 157 HMR 17 is a supersonic round designed to shoot through body armor
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (b+QiS)

It is also a rimfire that was marketed as a ground squirrel gun

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 02:53 PM (D7oie)

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Watching how quick and agile squirrels are, this is probably the only bullet they cant dodge.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (b+QiS)

196 A hell of a lot of our fellow citizens aren't worth dying for.
Posted by: mr tmz at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (rJ48h)

that is not completely true. A surprising number of them are extremely loud and unhinged idiots, though

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (D7oie)

197 HMR 17 is a supersonic round designed to shoot through body armor
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
___

I can't tell if this is being tongue in cheek, but it's basically a plinking gun, not some combat designed caliber.

It's like a more accurate, flatter shooting .22 in terms of what it was designed for.

17 HMR Ammunition is not "22 cheap", but much cheaper than most centerfire rounds. Almost zero recoil, can shoot all day, ammo can be found almost everywhere etc.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (wMRY8)

198 I keep saying, I just can't *wait* to see the video of 'Brandon heroically recovers from the OMG DEADLIEST COOTIES EVER' by those little kids in Uganda.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (VavZF)
____________

He had the sniffles! He coughed, too! He's a hero! Show some respect!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (YqDXo)

199 So the party of peace, love, and understanding is engaging in psychotic hate speech. What else is new?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 02:57 PM (L/fGl)
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Because it's really the party of .
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)
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<Nothing that they say>

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)

200 Staged, huh? This is also why they hate guns so much: because they understand absolutely nothing about them.

No. Absolutely no. You are straight up wrong. No education from you, to them, will change their minds.

They hate guns because guns are agency. A man with a gun can over-rule their win at the ballot box.

These people, today, are absolutely Democrats. They love Democracy. Right up until they lose. Then they'll love something else.

They hate guns the same way a wolf hates sheep-dogs.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (1ix40)

201 Good heavens… I just happened to see Zoe Lofgren on MSNBC. What an ugly troll, orc-like creature. Egads!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (xT8gx)

202 Let's say the bullet never hit Trump but whizzed by his head because he turned at the right moment, is that less horrible? I don't think so.

It was an attempted assassination. Period.

The left's argument that his ear wasn't hurt badly enough makes no sense.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (JeYYB)

203 Out of all the conspiracists, ear denialists have the dumbest theory.

There are literally pictures of the bullet buzzing its way towards Trump, the damaged ear, and the intact teleprompter --- all available contemporaneously with the act.

Posted by: Thatch at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (TCZ4i)

204 Speaking of crazy . . .

Morning Joe
@Morning_Joe
"Maybe if we start focusing on [Biden's] record, start focusing on what he is trying to do — not only is he going to win, I think he has a chance to win in a big way. Because working class people in this country are hurting."

— @SenSanders on Biden's re-election campaign

-
Yeah, run on his record! That's the ticket!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)

205 This is designed to humiliate Trump.
Just them calling him Bunker Boy when there was a legit angry mob attacking the WH during the “summer of love.”

He was nearly asassinated and they’re mocking him for faking it. This is evil stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (Hkcdp)

206 Wait. Trump has to prove to the media he got injured?

An innocent father and husband DIED. Two more innocent men are in the hospital.

==

I actually saw some old putz interviewed who insinuated Trump had actual people killed to make this staged event more real.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (mupln)

207 Trump should put a read, white, and blue gauge in the hole to appeal to Gen Z. He's already got the goofy hair.

Posted by: Make America Skibidi Toilet at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (JghT2)

208 You know Trump has had a pretty good lead in the polls this election season. Why would he need to pull a "fake" assassination attempt ? Now Joe on the other hand....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (IyPmt)

209 204 Speaking of crazy . . .

Morning Joe
@Morning_Joe
"Maybe if we start focusing on [Biden's] record, start focusing on what he is trying to do — not only is he going to win, I think he has a chance to win in a big way. Because working class people in this country are hurting."

— @SenSanders on Biden's re-election campaign

-
Yeah, run on his record! That's the ticket!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)

=======

"He's done a lot of good. Also, the people are hurting."
-That's quite a message

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

210 40 seconds of Reid is about all I can take. Which is most likely 10 seconds too long. I need work.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

211 On the plus side, both sides agree it was staged!

Posted by: Crazy at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (WrtZE)

212 Joe's probably envious of Trump and his working on his handlers to get him a bullet-dodging story.

"Hey-hey! Unlike Trump, I don't just luck out. But I see the bullet coming my way, and leap out of the way!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

213 I saw a leftard who said that if Trump was really shot in the ear he would be deaf now, so why was he reacting to the crowd last night.

Ok I didn't see that but it probably happened somewhere.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:02 PM (8s2gn)

214 Posted by: Son of Dad at July 19, 2024 02:58 PM (8JB5s)

Why don't you lead the charge?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2024 03:02 PM (dTTBf)

215 The Left side of the Democrats is the original home of alt-history and dastardly Big Government doings. Post-WW II Republicans had "FDR let Pearl harbor happen", but that one didn't survive the first and second rounds of scholarly histories on the subject. The Left lost their collective minds over JFK, RFK, and MLK, and made a cottage industry over repeatedly attempting to prove that their respective choice(es) of Deep State agency + Big Power Broker was responsible. So it shouldn't surprise anyone here on AOSHQ that Trump has created a new Internet industry of wide-eyed Lefties convinced that Mister Literal Hitler faked his own failed assassination to score massive political gains.

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 19, 2024 03:02 PM (W+kMI)

216 Well, if the lunatic left is now free to spew conspiracy nonsense I am too: The 2020 election was stolen. Period. Full Stop (I am using a Gavin Newsom phrase to show solidarity with the lunatics), The Democrats, the FBI, and the Deep state conspired and continue to conspire to destroy President Trump, and Hillary Clinton is bitter old bitch. I would state she is a drunk bitter lesbian bitch but I have no evidence of all that so I won't say that.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 03:02 PM (WsTZq)

217 One thing I was annoyed with is Trump continually saying the Secret Service agents are heroes.

Every angle of their response was wrong and cowardly.

Maybe its good politics to say this, but Trump's worldview really was shaped like 50 years ago and it's not changing.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:02 PM (wMRY8)

218 Focusing on”what he is TRYING to do?”
Like, give Joe an A for effort??? Participation trophy?

Tell me you know he’s accomplished nothing without admitting it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2024 03:02 PM (Hkcdp)

219 So a significant portion of the left is engaged in what got Alex Jones cancelled anyone ask the firefighter's wife if she would like to own some news outlets via lawsuits?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (oZhjI)

220 204 Speaking of crazy . . .

Morning Joe
@Morning_Joe
"Maybe if we start focusing on [Biden's] record, start focusing on what he is trying to do — not only is he going to win, I think he has a chance to win in a big way. Because working class people in this country are hurting."

— @SenSanders on Biden's re-election campaign

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Yeah, run on his record! That's the ticket!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)

I didn't know Joe put out a record.

Blues?

Posted by: Joe Biden Mumbles The Blues at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (JghT2)

221 I think he has a chance to win in a big way. Because working class people in this country are hurting.
--------

This is what you call Real Leftard Logic

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (8s2gn)

222
Trump has to prove he was shot, although there is video proof.

E. Jean Carroll sued Trump for Rape and had no proof and won money.

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (+oR7L)

223

It is demonstrably true, with no proof required, that our cats are engaging in a conspiracy to kill us...

Posted by: Elderly Git at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (2Rsli)

224
Watching how quick and agile squirrels are, this is probably the only bullet they cant dodge.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

--

I went squirrel hunting exactly one time with my .17HMR and V-Max rounds. That little thing is terrible. I struck the squirrel perfectly and the entire front shoulder section and head was blown apart/off.

That became a target rifle from that day on, but I always liked knowing that little round had that much beans behind it. It would be a great 200 yard predator round. I bet it could take a small whitetail if it was all you had.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (tHxO3)

225 While the Brits do have a better understanding of this country than others on, say, the Continent, do NOT overestimate this understanding. I doubt they have a clue about the people of PA and the fact that, though they are in the freedom-hating northeast, they are absolutely, positively armed to the teeth. And have quite a few hunters.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 02:59 PM (8sMut)
______________

Their perspective is shaped by shows such as "Dynasty." I was once asked by a Brit what would happen if it rained on election day. Rained? I said. She was under the impression that it could rain over the entire country at the same time. I told her if that would happen we'd start building arks.

They also think that everybody is blasting everybody else all the time. I had to straighten them out, and say that was only true in the ... uh ... "diverse" areas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (YqDXo)

226 That insane old man in the hat could be my dad.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (Z8Yh2)

227 The Democrat Party is the Party of Will. That is all.

This is why they form various street troops like the KKK. This is why they thought they could be justice themselves and lynched blacks. It's why they thought unions could just commandeer private property and shut factories they didn't have a claim to control down.

The parties didn't switch. The Democrat party is the party of Snake Oil and Street Violence.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (krQz2)

228 A third of all Dem voters think the shooting is fake?
Well [runs numbers] that would be about 15% of the population.

At any given moment, 15% of the population thinks
Elvis in on a UFO. So, yes, sure, believe it.

Don't know if I'd change my buy/sell orders, though.

Posted by: Way,Way Downriver at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (zdLoL)

229 >>On the plus side, both sides agree it was staged!

Unity!

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (jrzt5)

230 I think there were people who turned a blind eye to the whole situation until they realized Trump was still alive.

Posted by: sidney at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (Uy/WF)

231 Why would he need to pull a "fake" assassination attempt ? Now Joe on the other hand....
Posted by: It's me donna
___

And to be intellectually honest, if Biden had something similar happen to him, I would probably think it was a false flag until the day I died.

But I also know the Left has a Deep State willing to do anything and everything to hold on to power and the Right does not.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:04 PM (wMRY8)

232 One of the funniest things about this?
There ain't no such thing as QAnon.
There was Q, and there were the anons.

Posted by: TeeJ at July 19, 2024 03:04 PM (ufMqE)

233 217 One thing I was annoyed with is Trump continually saying the Secret Service agents are heroes.

He was speaking of the group that covered him when he was hit. Been with him for years

Posted by: It's me donna at July 19, 2024 03:04 PM (IyPmt)

234 Joe's probably envious of Trump and his working on his handlers to get him a bullet-dodging story.
-----
Oh, he can just make up a story about Beau dodging bullets.

Kinda like Hillary dodging snipers in Bosnia

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 19, 2024 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

235 "Everyone is suffering under him so he should run on his record of making them suffer and promise to help them!"

Actually that kind of is the commie way. All that's missing is a staged election...

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:04 PM (8s2gn)

236 Kimberly, do me a favor stand behind me and scratch your snizz. It'll drive Madow crazy.

- DJT

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (o3Uyl)

237 Trump turned his head exactly at the right instant for the .177 to graze his ear.

It was totally staged.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (YaTIT)

238
Wouldn't the Biden camp/employees be better off if they used the 25th amendment and Kamala would just keep them all on to work for her? Different head, same snake?

Posted by: Frank Barone at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (+oR7L)

239 207 Trump should put a read, white, and blue gauge in the hole to appeal to Gen Z. He's already got the goofy hair.
------
I'm sure this has been brought up, even as a jest, by Trump's advisors. I'm also sure that Kai and other grandkids have told him, "No Grandpa, that's silly."

Posted by: exdem13 FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (W+kMI)

240 Morning Joe
@Morning_Joe
"Maybe if we start focusing on [Biden's] record, start focusing on what he is trying to do — not only is he going to win, I think he has a chance to win in a big way. Because working class people in this country are hurting."

— @SenSanders on Biden's re-election campaign

Yeah, run on his record! That's the ticket!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)
_________________

He doesn't have a record to run ON, he has a record to run FROM.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

241 "NOT ONE NEWSPAPER OR OPINION LEADER IN AMERICA IS WILLING TO OPENLY CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT TRUMP AND PUTIN STAGED THIS ON PURPOSE."

-------------

He said the thing!

Putin, you magnificent bastard -- is there nothing you can't do?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (2IlLL)

242 Everyone is suffering under him so he should run on his record of making them suffer and promise to help them!"

There are a non-trivial number of people that will vote for the "nice candidate" even if that candidate implemented a bunch of policies they HATE.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (oZhjI)

243 It is demonstrably true, with no proof required, that our cats are engaging in a conspiracy to kill us...
Posted by: Elderly Git at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (2Rsli)

a conspiracy requires individuals working together, and cats do not work together. The best they can do is take turns

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (D7oie)

244 I had a lot of respect for Rick Mahorn. It’s surprising who can get caught up in lunatic ideas.

Posted by: Oglebay at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (7fVdQ)

245 anyone ask the firefighter's wife if she would like to own some news outlets via lawsuits?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (oZhjI)

No standing!

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:06 PM (8s2gn)

246 I went squirrel hunting exactly one time with my .17HMR and V-Max rounds. That little thing is terrible. I struck the squirrel perfectly and the entire front shoulder section and head was blown apart/off.

That became a target rifle from that day on, but I always liked knowing that little round had that much beans behind it. It would be a great 200 yard predator round. I bet it could take a small whitetail if it was all you had.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

.177 caliber pellet rifle on steroids.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:06 PM (/NEnv)

247 It is demonstrably true, with no proof required, that our cats are engaging in a conspiracy to kill us...

Posted by: Elderly Git at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (2Rsli)
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My dogs think I'm too stingy with the treats and the day that they trip me down the stairs, it will all by theirs!

So maybe all household pets are in on it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:06 PM (krQz2)

248 241 "NOT ONE NEWSPAPER OR OPINION LEADER IN AMERICA IS WILLING TO OPENLY CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT TRUMP AND PUTIN STAGED THIS ON PURPOSE."

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He said the thing!

Putin, you magnificent bastard -- is there nothing you can't do?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (2IlLL)

=======

Reid is a big money donor. Like the Pritzker Family, he's using his money to make the Democrat Party institutionally insane.

Imagine if Democrats were more worried about how voters would react than losing donor money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

249 There’s been a noticeable spike for President Trump in just the last 24 hours.

Posted by: Nate Silver Makes DUmmies Cry at July 19, 2024 03:06 PM (Y8lzz)

250 At any given moment, 15% of the population thinks
Elvis in on a UFO. So, yes, sure, believe it.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver

Idiots. He works at a McDonald's Kalamazoo.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

251 It's only a matter of time before Trump's exposed ear is featured on one of the ads here.

==

Only if it has a fungus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (mupln)

252 That little thing is terrible. I struck the squirrel perfectly and the entire front shoulder section and head was blown apart/off.

Vengeance will be ours!

Posted by: The squirrel horde that will now eat all your birdseed at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (oZhjI)

253 I doubt they have a clue about the people of PA and the fact that, though they are in the freedom-hating northeast, they are absolutely, positively armed to the teeth. And have quite a few hunters.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (sAmhv)

254 When Trump wins the reactions will be horrible.

it will be "mostly peaceful" x 100 -- maybe even a bit "insurrectiony"

Posted by: brak at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (NGHTx)

255 in Kalamazoo

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

256 There was Q, and there were the anons.
Posted by: TeeJ at July 19, 2024 03:04 PM (ufMqE)

and those were some sweet 45s. Mom threw them out when I went to college

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (D7oie)

257 .17 HMR is the Teflon-coated Cop-Killer Round!

Posted by: RI Red at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (CTjQI)

258 You're talking about a country that elected Barak Obama twice, the second time after Obamacare was passed, and then "elected" Joe Biden.

In the American people's defense...2008, we'd been under the Bushes for 8 years, and McCain was an asshole. No surprise.

2012- Obama was mediocre, but the nation overall still seemed fine. With Romney...the GOP was not sending its best.

2016, voters backlashed against the establishment of both parties and finally elected a true outsider

2020- For better or worse, Trump DOES rub many normies the wrong way, and COVID hurt the economy. Biden seemed like a return to normalcy and stability.

2024 is a true test, I think...especially if a rematch of 2020. We've seen both candidates as president before, Biden's administration is objectively worse AND the man himself is not fit for office. It's almost a laboratory setting test of the voting public's intelligence.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (atrSz)

259 254 When Trump wins the reactions will be horrible.

it will be "mostly peaceful" x 100 -- maybe even a bit "insurrectiony"
Posted by: brak at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (NGHTx)

=======

Oh, Baltimore is burning?

Sad story. Got a smoke?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

260 The media is filled to the brim with lowlifes, scum and bastards.

And that is NOT a theory.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (wtvvX)

261 Imagine if Democrats were more worried about how voters would react than losing donor money.

When someone pointed out to Biden in the 2020 campaign that he was pissing off moderate/undecided voters Biden opined that he didn't need them.

Of course he also said he had the best voter fraud operation in history.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (oZhjI)

262 There is no fixing this. They will keep wrapping themselves tighter and tighter around the axle. As bad as it is, it’s only going to get a hell of a lot worse from here.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (kh/lJ)

263 Why would anyone shoot a squirrel?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (iziT8)

264 That little thing is terrible. I struck the squirrel perfectly and the entire front shoulder section and head was blown apart/off.

Vengeance will be ours!
Posted by: The squirrel horde that will now eat all your birdseed at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (oZhjI)

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hahaha, I shoot them in the rear end with an old BB gun when they get on the feeders. One pump to just sting them.

Y'all can have all the seeds on the ground that you want. Just leave the feeders alone.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (tHxO3)

265 Morning Joe
@Morning_Joe
"Maybe if we start focusing on [Biden's] record, start focusing on what he is trying to do — not only is he going to win, I think he has a chance to win in a big way. Because working class people in this country are hurting."

— @SenSanders on Biden's re-election campaign

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That has to be from The Babylon Bee.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (2IlLL)

266 This is why they form various street troops like the KKK. This is why they thought they could be justice themselves and lynched blacks.
______________

And other Republicans, too. Recall that blacks were 100% Republican until relatively recently. Same thing with, e.g., Massachusetts.

Hard to believe, I know.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

267 Does this mean we can sue Reid Hoffman into bankruptcy the way they sued Alex Jones?

Posted by: NAB at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (3sHsl)

268 Also, shout-out to pixy for keeping this place running.

You da man.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (wtvvX)

269 >> I bet it could take a small whitetail if it was all you had.

Big difference in the Skin / Fur density of a WT Deer and a Squirrel.

Not to mention the Mass. Killing is about ft lbs of torque at impact.

.177 would wound a deer. But killing one reliably with that round would take silly precision.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (jrzt5)

270 Trump turned his head exactly at the right instant for the .177 to graze his ear.

It was totally staged.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (YaTIT)
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Things that are improbable happen, you know.

It is highly improbable that you should ever sit down to a poker table have the dealer deal out 5 cards and pick up a royal flush.

But it does happen.

And some of us believe in Divine Intervention.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)

271 LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (sAmhv)

Carville. And he's not wrong. Give Filthadelphia to NJ and that state is bright red.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (qZEuM)

272 "NOT ONE NEWSPAPER OR OPINION LEADER IN AMERICA IS WILLING TO OPENLY CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT TRUMP AND PUTIN STAGED THIS ON PURPOSE."

Or that Biden and his people 'staged' this on purpose.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (p5h8A)

273 Putin created Trump's ear in a lab.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (8s2gn)

274 Sumbitch needs to be canceled!

Globe Theater issues trigger warnings for Shakespeare's plays, citing suicide, violence, sexual content, and "misogynoir references"

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And cannibalism! Don't forget the cannibalism!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (L/fGl)

275 Why would anyone shoot a squirrel?
Posted by: eleven

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Mostly the same reason faceless, unknown people slaughter cows for you to purchase in clean styrofoam packaging at the grocery store.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:10 PM (tHxO3)

276 >>Why would anyone shoot a squirrel?

To eat them.

To get their precious tails for Fly Tying.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 03:10 PM (jrzt5)

277 Why would anyone shoot a squirrel?
Posted by: eleven

They generally don't jump in the deep fryer themselves.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:10 PM (/NEnv)

278 Does this mean we can sue Reid Hoffman into bankruptcy the way they sued Alex Jones?
Posted by: NAB at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (3sHsl)
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The parents of Sandy Hook were aggrieved parties.

None of us have that standing.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:10 PM (krQz2)

279 I met one of these clowns. I told them Joe Biden and every prominent democrat put out statements condemning the violence. Where they all in on it?

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at July 19, 2024 03:10 PM (25QY+)

280 LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.

A couple years ago I was in PA.

The Philly burbs were ok though a little run down. Philly itself though? One of the biggest shitholes I've seen.

But then I got a chance to get out into the countryside and it was beautiful...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 03:10 PM (oZhjI)

281 When the pinheads start wearing their safety pins again after Trump's inauguration, I'll begin wearing an ear bandage.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (wtvvX)

282 Why would anyone shoot a squirrel?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (iziT

ground squirrels really tear up a pasture and make leg-breaking holes for stock, and they just sit there 100 yards out staring at you daring you to do anything.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (D7oie)

283 Actually if Trump was killed on live TV they'd say he faked it to become a martyr and avoid prison.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (8s2gn)

284 I bet it could take a small whitetail if it was all you had.

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Big difference in the Skin / Fur density of a WT Deer and a Squirrel.

Not to mention the Mass. Killing is about ft lbs of torque at impact.

.177 would wound a deer. But killing one reliably with that round would take silly precision.
Posted by: garrett

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Oh, absolutely. I wouldn't ethically take that shot unless it was the only thing I had and my family was starving. I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if it could take a yearling, especially here in the South where they're not that big.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (tHxO3)

285 When Trump wins the reactions will be horrible.

==

I'll be happy if they all start jumping out of windows like the investors after the '29 crash.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (mupln)

286
There is no fixing this. They will keep wrapping themselves tighter and tighter around the axle.

An Isadora Duncan Effect, as it were.

Posted by: ... Now Pull My Other Finger at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (xG4kz)

287 They generally don't jump in the deep fryer themselves.

Have you tried hanging peanuts above the fryer?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (oZhjI)

288 I bet it could take a small whitetail if it was all you had.

Big difference in the Skin / Fur density of a WT Deer and a Squirrel.

Not to mention the Mass. Killing is about ft lbs of torque at impact.

.177 would wound a deer. But killing one reliably with that round would take silly precision.
Posted by: garrett

In the earhole.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (/NEnv)

289 LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 19, 2024 03:07 PM (sAmhv)
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"Pennsyltucky" is not a new phrase.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (krQz2)

290 They generally don't jump in the deep fryer themselves.

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hahaha

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (tHxO3)

291 One Third of All Democrats Believe That The Trump Assassination Attempt was "Staged"

Well, 100% of democrats are retards, so....

Posted by: Weasel at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (JwHpX)

292 Okay...now I'm convinced Biden's staff is trying to make him lose. The far Left was already unhappy about his stance on Palestine, and now this?

President Biden @POTUS I’m a capitalist. If you want to make a million bucks – great.

I'm just going to make sure you pay your fair share in taxes.

And thanks to my Inflation Reduction Act, this month, the IRS crossed $1 billion recovered in past-due tax debt from millionaires.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (JCZqz)

293 There is no fixing this. They will keep wrapping themselves tighter and tighter around the axle. As bad as it is, it’s only going to get a hell of a lot worse from here.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese

This.

Posted by: Last Days of the Republic at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (bILdU)

294 Okay so Trump fakes it. Dude on the roof fired noise maker blanks Trump grabs ear, drops, crushes the fake blood capsule, and does his fight fight fight thing. Off the the hospital where his ear is surgically mangled for fun and votes.

How did the bystanders get injured or dead?
Why was the roof patsy killed?

Hubbymayhem is still on Facebook and a few people were saying that no one was injured or killed. Just made it up and those "people" don't actually exist.
The shooter isn't dead. He was hidden by the SS.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (4XwPj)

295 Yeah, run on his record! That's the ticket!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)

LOL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (+myjY)

296 Some men just want to watch rodents go splodey.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (Y8lzz)

297 Why would anyone shoot a squirrel?
Posted by: eleven

Why would anyone not shoot a squirrel?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (wtvvX)

298 LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.

The Ragin' Cajun. James Carville.

If you go back and listen to James Carville and Paul Begala ... and compare it to those that backed George Bush the Elder ? You'll see why we are where we are, to some degree.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (1ix40)

299 The media is filled to the brim with lowlifes, scum and bastards.

And that is NOT a theory.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:08 PM (wtvvX)

I believe that is a requirement for graduation with a degree in journalism.

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (IDphi)

300 Actually if Trump was killed on live TV they'd say he faked it to become a martyr and avoid prison.
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (8s2gn)
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I'd bet you could probably get that percentage of people who accept that near Biden's approval numbers.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (krQz2)

301 The guy supposedly killed was an actor with a gofundme pay-off.

-Conspiracy theories of the left the Media won't cover.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (YaTIT)

302 I am interested to see if all these donors actually do stop like they said they would 7 days ago if Joe doesn't drop out.

Big talk/BS or commitment?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (JmDaf)

303
LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.

Not Alabama, Pennsyltucky.

Posted by: ... Now Pull My Other Finger at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (xG4kz)

304 I didn't realize people actually ate squirrels.

Seems like a lot of work for not much meat.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (iziT8)

305 Ok. My ticket out...Trump 2024 ear cover/band aid thing.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (Z8Yh2)

306 >>In the earhole.

Kinky. I like it.

Posted by: Bambi's Mom at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (jrzt5)

307 Just like their president being cogent isn’t true. Just like learning Donald Trump isn’t the dictator. I mean that is a lot to absorb when your personal constitution is strong, and in this case we have a bunch of wimps and simps.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 02:38 PM (p4NUW)

Piper Johnson is correct!

I keep saying, I just can't *wait* to see the video of 'Brandon heroically recovers from the OMG DEADLIEST COOTIES EVER' by those little kids in Uganda.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 02:51 PM (VavZF)

Yup, just an extreme state of cognitive dissonance. Their whole life is based on the lie of the moral superiority of their side, and the more information they have that this superiority isn't true, the more they have to cling to their idea. Its all they have left.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (eoQWY)

308 Carville. And he's not wrong. Give Filthadelphia to NJ and that state is bright red.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 03:09 PM (qZEuM)
_________________

Same thing with California. Nuke the Bay Area and LA (please!) and California is bright red too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

309 Do squirrels taste nutty?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (iziT8)

310 Hubbymayhem is still on Facebook and a few people were saying that no one was injured or killed. Just made it up and those "people" don't actually exist.
The shooter isn't dead. He was hidden by the SS.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

I'll gladly fake my death if you'll give my wife $4 million dollars.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (/NEnv)

311 302 I am interested to see if all these donors actually do stop like they said they would 7 days ago if Joe doesn't drop out.

Big talk/BS or commitment?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (JmDaf)

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Every day they withhold money is interesting. That's GOTV efforts not being paid for, Zuckbucks not going out.

It could have an effect. We'll see.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

312 If it was staged, then the Biden Administration would have to be in on it. But don't expect logic from them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (MZAuz)

313 I didn't realize people actually ate squirrels.

Seems like a lot of work for not much meat.
Posted by: eleven

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One day in a food thread we'll discuss why okra is semi-revered in the South.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:14 PM (tHxO3)

314 When the crook empties his revolver at Superman and the bullets bounce off harmlessly, why does Superman duck when said crook throws the gun at him?

Posted by: Deep Thoughts at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (V5BDR)

315 Zuckerberg said he would not endorse either candidate, and that he wouldn't be doing Zuckerbucks like he did in 2020. He then said seeing Trump rise after being shot and pumping his fist was "One of the most badass things I've ever seen."

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Da7Vv)

316 Do squirrels taste nutty?
Posted by: eleven

Honestly? Fry them up & they taste like chicken.
(Which is where that saying comes from)

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (/NEnv)

317
None of us have that standing.
But the surviving victims and Corey Comperatore's family do... and I hope they sue these a-holes into oblivion

Posted by: weew at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (592NS)

318 281 When the pinheads start wearing their safety pins again after Trump's inauguration, I'll begin wearing an ear bandage.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (wtvvX

I remember the safety pins but have forgotten what they supposedly represent.

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Sf2cq)

319 294 Okay so Trump fakes it. Dude on the roof fired noise maker blanks Trump grabs ear, drops, crushes the fake blood capsule, and does his fight fight fight thing. Off the the hospital where his ear is surgically mangled for fun and votes.

How did the bystanders get injured or dead?
Why was the roof patsy killed?

Hubbymayhem is still on Facebook and a few people were saying that no one was injured or killed. Just made it up and those "people" don't actually exist.
The shooter isn't dead. He was hidden by the SS.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (4XwPj)

Crisis actors.

Posted by: Alex Jones at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (JghT2)

320 Since speculating on this one is apparently OK: Vince Foster, Ron Brown, JFK, Jr., Jeffrey Epstein, et. al. Methinks Clinton, Inc. tried and failed on PDT. . .

Posted by: DougT at July 19, 2024 03:16 PM (FGQ01)

321 The guy supposedly killed was an actor with a gofundme pay-off.
________________

"OK, and just to make it look real, we're going to kill you."

"OK, what's my motivation?"

"I hate method actors."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:16 PM (YqDXo)

322 >>Do squirrels taste nutty?

Parts of them.

Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 03:16 PM (jrzt5)

323 318 281 When the pinheads start wearing their safety pins again after Trump's inauguration, I'll begin wearing an ear bandage.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:11 PM (wtvvX

I remember the safety pins but have forgotten what they supposedly represent.

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Sf2cq)

Mental Retardation, mostly.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 19, 2024 03:16 PM (wtvvX)

324 I didn't realize people actually ate squirrels.

Seems like a lot of work for not much meat.
Posted by: eleven

Four or five fat fox squirrels and a pot of dumplings will feed a family of four for a meal easily.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (/NEnv)

325 The media is filled to the brim with lowlifes, scum and bastards.
Posted by: Tex Lovera

We must be cautious.

Posted by: Obi-Wan at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (JCZqz)

326 In the earhole.

Kinky. I like it.
Posted by: Bambi's Mom

She steps from the woods rubbing her backside.

"That's the last time I do that for two bucks!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (WXNFJ)

327 Trump still has to relyon the SS. You seriously think he should call them losers and incompetents?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (xjTDL)

328 Okay so Trump fakes it. Dude on the roof fired noise maker blanks Trump grabs ear, drops, crushes the fake blood capsule, and does his fight fight fight thing. Off the the hospital where his ear is surgically mangled for fun and votes.

How did the bystanders get injured or dead?
Why was the roof patsy killed?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (4XwPj)
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Well, they *had* a real shooter, just to make it look real.

Of course, human life means nothing to Trump.
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Hubbymayhem is still on Facebook and a few people were saying that no one was injured or killed. Just made it up and those "people" don't actually exist.
The shooter isn't dead. He was hidden by the SS.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2024 03:12 PM (4XwPj)
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And, there's that too.

But they could have put cobra venom in the jab too. But I'd bet they would ask what *proof* do I have of that.

See, they're just fine at theories about a conspiracy--just don't confuse it with our conspiracy theories!.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (krQz2)

329 "OK, what's my motivation?"

Ha

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (Z8Yh2)

330 Well, since the federal government is essentially treating this like a non-event, it gives license to these lunatics to let their freak flags fly.

(6) Days, (0) Press Conferences or News Briefings.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (XV/Pl)

331 I remember the safety pins but have forgotten what they supposedly represent.

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Sf2cq)

Broken zippers

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2024 03:18 PM (IDphi)

332 Four or five fat fox squirrels and a pot of dumplings will feed a family of four for a meal easily.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (/NEnv)

Wife says she can make a mean pot of squirrel and dumplings.....never seen her do it, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

333 The biggest holes in the conspiracy theory is all the camera angles showing the bullets flying through the air, including the bullet that struck Trump's ear in slow motion.

I guess now you're stuck with all the liberal news agencies being in on it and using CGI.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:18 PM (wMRY8)

334 And effin' Rick Taylor, former Senate Candidate can just do a flippin' Google search and find the obituary for Corey Comperatore. These people are the lowest of the low.

Posted by: NAB at July 19, 2024 03:18 PM (3sHsl)

335 How about this one:

Trump arranged the shooting to become a martyr, then changed his mind at the last minute and moved his head out of the way, getting innocent people injured and killed.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:18 PM (8s2gn)

336 Same thing with California. Nuke the Bay Area and LA (please!) and California is bright red too.

I've worked there many times. Sacramento and north, even, although not "bright red" ... is sane.

Another example of an entire state ruled by a city. LA rules California. Also another example of why the Constitution is simply wrong on some points. The people of NorCal ... or anywhere else should not require the permission of Washington DC or their own state capital to leave.

That's bullshit.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (1ix40)

337 Ds are lame. "Trump staged assassination attempt" is nowhere near as fun as "Deep State ran JFK II by stripping Trump's security detail and operationalizing a BlackRock groomed misfit loner with mysterious access to the roof of a building owned by a company with deep, thick ties to the military industrial complex, and fucked it up".

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (Te7DI)

338 As far as I'm aware, they're not even officially calling it an assassination attempt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (XV/Pl)

339 Since speculating on this one is apparently OK: Vince Foster, Ron Brown, JFK, Jr., Jeffrey Epstein, et. al. Methinks Clinton, Inc. tried and failed on PDT. . .
Posted by: DougT at July 19, 2024 03:16 PM (FGQ01)
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NOPE!

The Party of Special Pleading will not brook such fairy tales!

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

340 https://tinyurl.com/49nf6sc7

Posted by: The stormin Mormon at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (JOR6L)

341 Yeah, run on his record! That's the ticket!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:00 PM (L/fGl)

Joes "record":

Humiliation in Afghanistan and the abandonment of billions of dollars of arms that are making their way around the world
Financing Iranian terror
Stabbing Israel in the back
Provoking a war with Russia for the sake of profit and grift
The Gaza pier
The dollar abandoned as the international currency
Millions of dangerous unvetted foreigners invited in and shipped into 50 states
Shutting down of U.S. energy production
Exponential inflation
Selling influence abroad through the Biden Crime Family

The message may need a little massaging to make it work

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (+myjY)

342 Do you guys eat raccoons and possums and shit such as that?

Armadillos?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (iziT8)

343 Good grief, "high caliber bullet"?? Yet another example of why Steele was such a terrible RNC chair. Per the FBI it was an AR-15 pattern rifle is chambered in 5.56. These are not high caliber, but instead small caliber, high speed rounds. Maybe if he was shooting an AR-10 with .308/7.62 we could talk high caliber. 5.56 is small, theory of lethality is it tumbles and fragments, not it blows a giant hole in anything.

Can these morons please get people who understand firearms on when they want to talk about them?

Posted by: aivanther at July 19, 2024 03:20 PM (tzAg7)

344 Trump still has to relyon the SS. You seriously think he should call them losers and incompetents?
Posted by: Notsothoreau
___

I wouldnt praise them in my speech, I'd like to see heads roll.

The incompetence is so bad, I dont blame people for saying it looks like an inside job.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:20 PM (wMRY8)

345 Assistant Professor Sethunya Mokoko

***********

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego
Baby, why don't we go?

Down to Mokoko...

Posted by: muldoon at July 19, 2024 03:20 PM (uCfKO)

346 I remember the safety pins but have forgotten what they supposedly represent.

Posted by: Emmie at July 19, 2024 03:15 PM (Sf2cq)
______________

It means they wear diapers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:20 PM (YqDXo)

347 It is demonstrably true, with no proof required, that our cats are engaging in a conspiracy to kill us...
Posted by: Elderly Git at July 19, 2024 03:03 PM (2Rsli)

a conspiracy requires individuals working together, and cats do not work together. The best they can do is take turns
Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 03:05 PM (D7oie)

Mine do, every time i change rooms its like having a security team. With me, 2 before 2 behind. When I enter the front bedroom one teleports past me to jump onto the sofa in there first and get petted.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (eoQWY)

348 "Do you guys eat raccoons and possums and shit such as that?"

Is this before or after the EMP?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Z8Yh2)

349 These are not high caliber, but instead small caliber, high speed rounds. Maybe if he was shooting an AR-10 with .308/7.62 we could talk high caliber. 5.56 is small, theory of lethality is it tumbles and fragments, not it blows a giant hole in anything.

Can these morons please get people who understand firearms on when they want to talk about them?
Posted by: aivanther at July 19, 2024 03:20 PM (tzAg7)

Joe Biden told me a 9mm will blow your lungs clean out of your body.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

350 168 I was sitting in the lobby of a doctor's office yesterday and these 2 mid-70s women were discussing this, and they both were going on about how the whole thing was staged.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 19, 2024

On the flip side, it might be nice going through life completely disengaged from reality.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (p4NUW)

351 Wife says she can make a mean pot of squirrel and dumplings.....never seen her do it, tho.
Posted by: Sponge

Back in high school me and a couple of buddies would go hunting on Thanksgiving morning on the north end of Lewisville Lake off of 380 just east of Denton on Army Corps of Engineers land. Used to bring home 3 or 4. Clean them up & fry them and have them with Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (/NEnv)

352 Assistant Professor Sethunya Mokoko
_______________

Assistant Professor? Pfffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

353 I've hunted racoons, eaten racoons and opossums.

Armadillos are natural carriers of leprosy so I don't know anyone who is interested in that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (Gakra)

354 At any given moment, 15% of the population thinks
Elvis in on a UFO. So, yes, sure, believe it.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
*
Idiots. He works at a McDonald's Kalamazoo.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024

***
I thought it was a Cinnabon in a mall in Nebraska.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (J2vNu)

355 TRUE FACT: The hardest part about getting Trump to play his role in the fake shooting was convincing him that he didn't need to put an apple on his head.
Posted by: garrett at July 19, 2024 02:37 PM (jrzt5)

Ok, this made me LOL.

Posted by: The stormin Mormon at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (JOR6L)

356 Yum! Possum stew is good vittles.

Posted by: Jed Clampet at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (IDphi)

357 Trump still has to relyon the SS. You seriously think he should call them losers and incompetents?

The husband keeps dragging the wife to a bar, running his mouth, then stepping back while she gets her ass kicked.

Should she "do the smart thing" and keep standing by her man ?

Dude - this is why I'm not a Republican. Some of you will bitch, while marching into Dachau, that some ain't staying in line.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (1ix40)

358 Just like Kennedy didn't die; it was staged, right?
Same with Lincoln.
Geesh.
To believe somehow that Trump has control over the SS is incredulous.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (ynpvh)

359 I didn't realize people actually ate squirrels.

Seems like a lot of work for not much meat.
Posted by: eleven

Four or five fat fox squirrels and a pot of dumplings will feed a family of four for a meal easily.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:17 PM (/NEnv)

I was visiting a power plant in AR one time, and one of the guys in the room was waxing on his squirrel stew "... and the best part is the brains. You just pick up the head with your fingers and ..."

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (rj6Yv)

360 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
BREAKING: The Maricopa County Elections Department in Arizona said the global IT outage is impacting some voting locations, as early voting in statewide primaries rolls out.

But one can ask why an IT outage has an impact on voting when Arizona officials have INSISTED that the machines are NEVER connected to the internet.

The state-level primaries will significantly impact the balance of power in the U.S. Senate and House. Former gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake is competing against Pinal County Sheriff Mark Lamb to face Democrat Ruben Gallego for Sen. Kyrsten Sinema's seat. Meanwhile, six Republicans, including former Senate candidate Blake Masters, are vying to replace retiring Republican Debbie Lesko in the 8th Congressional District.
https://tinyurl.com/46bkv4cb

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (NpAcC)

361 I remember those safety pins -- my alma mater advertised those on LinkedIn and I asked if it was a fucking joke.
Apparently not a joke.

Well, when Trump wins in November, just remember it's down the railroad tracks, not across them.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (73voq)

362 Michael Steel = Judas Goat.

Posted by: Crotalus Atrox at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (25QY+)

363 I remember seeing a photo of a lab rat with a human ear cloned on its back.. I need to find that one. It may make a funny meme..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (o3Uyl)

364 An ear ought to have the bullet resistance of cardboard maybe. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (Z8Yh2)

365 Back in high school me and a couple of buddies would go hunting on Thanksgiving morning on the north end of Lewisville Lake off of 380 just east of Denton on Army Corps of Engineers land. Used to bring home 3 or 4. Clean them up & fry them and have them with Thanksgiving dinner.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (/NEnv)

Nice.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

366 Do you guys eat raccoons and possums and shit such as that?

Armadillos?
Posted by: eleven

Squirrel, rabbits & deer.

Now, if I had a granny like Jethro, I might.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (/NEnv)

367 The biggest holes in the conspiracy theory is all the camera angles showing the bullets flying through the air, including the bullet that struck Trump's ear in slow motion.

I guess now you're stuck with all the liberal news agencies being in on it and using CGI.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:18 PM (wMRY

---
The most anomalous parts were out of Trump's hands.

The government pulled his normal detail and gave him, as a whistleblower came forward to Hawley, people who were not really SS. And to give Jill Biden's hastily scheduled indoor appearance.

Also the timing of the short (first MEGA then revised to be not much) seems to have been out of Trump's hands--and would Blackrock really be "in with Trump"?

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (krQz2)

368 Do you guys eat raccoons and possums and shit such as that?

Armadillos?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (iziT

_______________

Road kill?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

369 354 At any given moment, 15% of the population thinks
Elvis in on a UFO. So, yes, sure, believe it.
Posted by: Way,Way Downriver
*
Idiots. He works at a McDonald's Kalamazoo.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 19, 2024

***
I thought it was a Cinnabon in a mall in Nebraska.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (J2vNu)

Cinnabon makes more sense, as he was a chunky burning love.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

370 Another example of an entire state ruled by a city. LA rules California. Also another example of why the Constitution is simply wrong on some points. The people of NorCal ... or anywhere else should not require the permission of Washington DC or their own state capital to leave.

That's bullshit.
Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (1ix40)

Every state needs something like the Electoral college to balance high population and low population areas via increased representation.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

371 Where's Arlen Specter when you need him?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (73voq)

372
Road kill?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

Legal in some states.

Unless you're talking about the show on MotorTrend, those guys might be outlawed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

373 TBF, 33% of Democrats is the impenetrable mantle below the granite below the concrete floor of Team Idiot support.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (wzAuc)

374 Ghostbusters deuce is a cinematic masterpiece

Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (IDphi)

375 Just because I'm feelin' extra special good today...

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMclpOK7a2w

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (EFZgU)

376 "The husband keeps dragging the wife to a bar, running his mouth, then stepping back while she gets her ass kicked."

What universe do you live in?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (iziT8)

377 You’re on fire today, ace.
I just read three posts in a row.

The Democrats having a nervous breakdown in front of the world is both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

I don’t know how they can salvage the campaign and election if they keep this up until their convention next month.

They are in full panic mode.
And they deserve every second of it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (6ydKt)

378 Does this crowdstrike outage have anything to do with covering the shooters tracks online?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (evvc2)

379 Another Biden foreign policy Triumph!

Disclose.tv
@disclosetv
JUST IN - Iran is "one or two weeks" away from reaching capacity of producing fissile material for nuclear weapons, Blinken claims.

-
It's not all bad. Gives me a chance to dust off my Three Mile Island jokes. The five day forecast? Three days! Forecast for tomorrow? Sunny and 5000°!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

380 Nice.
Posted by: Sponge

Where the long concrete bridge on 380 is? The south side was Corps land that was open to shotgun only. Back in high school, you could go to the Corps office by the golf course by the lake in Lewisville and get hunting maps of Corp land.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (/NEnv)

381 Democratic conspiracy theorists placing doubt on Trump's ear bandage: This spring I suffered an ear injury very similar to Trump's. My bandage was significantly larger, and it had to stay on for five days before removal for cleaning. Donald's ear bandage is minimal for a bullet wound, and quite stylish.

Posted by: French Jeton at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (nqPiZ)

382 I have a sneaking suspicion I'm dealing with that YankeeFifth asshole again.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (iziT8)

383 Trump's ear actually was grazed by the air rile pellet as planned.

The poor kid didn't know he was the patsy in the conspiracy between Trump and the IC.

-Conspiracy theories of the left the Media will never cover.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (YaTIT)

384 368 Do you guys eat raccoons and possums and shit such as that?

Armadillos?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:19 PM (iziT
_______________

Road kill?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

State food of WV.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (ynpvh)

385 We haven't seen Joe Biden in days .. are they cloning a new Joe Biden in time for the election ?

ROFL

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (RHGPo)

386 -
It's not all bad. Gives me a chance to dust off my Three Mile Island jokes. The five day forecast? Three days! Forecast for tomorrow? Sunny and 5000°!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

Better break them out anyway. TMI will be brought back up, soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

387 Would be a impossible shot by a professional shooter I think

Weasel would know for sure

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (xNujt)

388 Does this crowdstrike outage have anything to do with covering the shooters tracks online?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

-

I figured it was to move Trump's speech and the successful shooting off of the news, but yeah, there is likely something involved with his data, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (Gakra)

389 As far as I'm aware, they're not even officially calling it an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

He's a non-person.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (qZEuM)

390 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
BREAKING: The Maricopa County Elections Department in Arizona said the global IT outage is impacting some voting locations, as early voting in statewide primaries rolls out.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (NpAcC)
---
It's the Ukrainian-originated Crowd Strike. The people who did the FIB's work for them that the FIB didn't have to examine the DNC machines in order to know that "Russia hacked the DNC".

When it's pretty clear that the data leaked came from a thumbdrive, not packet-pulling.

So, DNC-affiliated company is not a big stretch.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (krQz2)

391 "NOT ONE NEWSPAPER OR OPINION LEADER IN AMERICA IS WILLING TO OPENLY CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY THAT TRUMP AND SPACE ALIENS STAGED THIS ON PURPOSE."

Posted by: Just as true at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (vFG9F)

392 Joe Biden told me a 9mm will blow your lungs clean out of your body.
Posted by: Sponge

We should ask Kumala. She's taken lots of shots to the head.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (WXNFJ)

393 Does this crowdstrike outage have anything to do with covering the shooters tracks online?

No, it's a trial run to crash the economy in January and blame it on Trump.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (dZVON)

394 Sundowner saw does supposedly has Covid

Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (xNujt)

395 378 Does this crowdstrike outage have anything to do with covering the shooters tracks online?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

We will never know

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (Ka3bZ)

396 Where the long concrete bridge on 380 is? The south side was Corps land that was open to shotgun only. Back in high school, you could go to the Corps office by the golf course by the lake in Lewisville and get hunting maps of Corp land.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (/NEnv)

I did not know that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

397 The Narrative dictates that the Right is the violent group and the Left is always the target group.
The Narrative allows leftists to think, say and do vile and hateful things against the Right and feel virtuous doing them. It is the foundation of the worldview and their identity.

The Narrative, therefore, must be maintained and believed no matter what else happens.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (TL7UX)

398 The government pulled his normal detail and gave him, as a whistleblower came forward to Hawley, people who were not really SS. And to give Jill Biden's hastily scheduled indoor appearance.

Also the timing of the short (first MEGA then revised to be not much) seems to have been out of Trump's hands--and would Blackrock really be "in with Trump"?
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (krQz2)

I pray for Trump but I also wish all of his security was chosen and paid for by him. I HATE that deep state entities are in charge of keeping him safe.

Posted by: Redbanzai at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (JOR6L)

399 I mean, he was only shot in the ear. He was barely wounded!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (evvc2)

400 What universe do you live in?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (iziT

The one where it's not all Andy Griffith and John Wayne and whatever else you watched back in the day. Realville.

Norman Rockwell just painted shit he thought up in his head. They weren't real. They weren't photographs. And Peggy Noonan was just a drunk chic - she wasn't narrating scenes on the street.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (1ix40)

401 Crisis actors.
Posted by: Alex Jones

Mr. FAFO finally got his HB1 to do Hollywood work!

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (NMT5x)

402 392 Joe Biden told me a 9mm will blow your lungs clean out of your body.
Posted by: Sponge

We should ask Kumala. She's taken lots of shots to the head.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (WXNFJ)

She's also blown lots and lots of guys...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (ynpvh)

403 Time enoughto clean house after Trump is elected.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (xjTDL)

404 On the flip side, it might be nice going through life completely disengaged from reality.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (p4NUW)

Just ask their candidate

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (8s2gn)

405 We haven't seen Joe Biden in days .. are they cloning a new Joe Biden in time for the election ?
______________

The scene in Rehoboth:

"OK, CLEAR!" Zzzzzzz!

"Give him another jolt!"

"CLEAR!" Zzzzzzz!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

406 Would be a impossible shot by a professional shooter I think

Weasel would know for sure
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (xNujt)
---
People who are really good at what they do tend not to have the delusion that you need for a patsy.

Somebody smarter, in the case of a conspiracy, would know "You're just going to shoot me, aren't you?"

So, you need a trained dupe with not too much going on upstairs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

407 When the bandage comes off Trump should have an elf ear.

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (JLq/1)

408 Remember .. it was Crowd Strike who said the DNC had been hacked by the Russians

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

409
I thought that maybe Trump would take his bandage off during his speech last night.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

Revealing another bandage.

Posted by: Rex Ktamer at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (63Dwl)

410 I didn't realize people actually ate squirrels.

Seems like a lot of work for not much meat.
Posted by: eleven

-

That's why you put it in a soup or stew.

And its always around even in winter when things are getting a bit thin stored food wise.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (eoQWY)

411 If they report they've put Biden on a ventilator because of Covid, put a fork in him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

412 These people are fucktards. That is really all you can say. Wouldn’t dignify their stupidity with any kind of response.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (G66NP)

413 Michael Steel = Judas Goat.
Posted by: Crotalus Atrox

Michael Steele is NOT Judas. He got a lot more than thirty pieces of silver.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (L/fGl)

414 397 The Narrative dictates that the Right is the violent group and the Left is always the target group.
The Narrative allows leftists to think, say and do vile and hateful things against the Right and feel virtuous doing them. It is the foundation of the worldview and their identity.

The Narrative, therefore, must be maintained and believed no matter what else happens.

Posted by: 29Victor at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (TL7UX)

Those damned violent right-wing buildings burned in the summer of love a couple of years ago...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (ynpvh)

415 The Maricopa County Elections Department

==

NOT AGAIN !!

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (V13WU)

416 Putin is playing 739264th dimensional chess.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (evvc2)

417 1978-1982 were the years of broke food.
Vegetable garden, cheap meats at the grocery store, and occasionally eating whatever small game my uncle killed. He was an avid hunter but his wife didn't like wild game, so he gave some of it to us. Deer, rabbit, and squirrel. I hated the gamey flavor and will not eat any of it now.
Eating breakfast at a little dive cafe in tiny town. Ordered biscuits and gravy. Barely managed to eat half due to the fact that the gravy tasted like squirrel.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (4XwPj)

418 This might be for the book thread, but I think a Jack Carr or Kevin Wiganall book about the ex-speciak forces sniper in place 1000 yards away for the real kill shot, who decided in the moment not to pull the trigger for complicated reasons, then had to go on the run, would make a great book.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (Te7DI)

419
"OK, what's my motivation?"

Or you could just try acting, my boy...

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Olivier at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (y9nCu)

420 How do we know that joy Reid is really black ?

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

421 British Steel - Judas Priest

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (73voq)

422 Never heard of people eating armadillos. IIRC, they are leprosy vectors.

One of my grandpas was a noted hunter of the racoon for the fur (he also ran trap lines). That was before and a little after WWII. He sold or gave away the meat to folks even more hard off than he was.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (rj6Yv)

423 People who are really good at what they do tend not to have the delusion that you need for a patsy.

Somebody smarter, in the case of a conspiracy, would know "You're just going to shoot me, aren't you?"

So, you need a trained dupe with not too much going on upstairs.
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)

yeah he'd be a lot more famous if he turned up at Trump's office with the goods on the conspiracy than if he had gotten him.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:30 PM (eoQWY)

424 I wonder if the "upgrade" was supposed to go live in November...but oops , technology is unpredictable !

Posted by: runner at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (V13WU)

425 pdejokGIEQVRJYO

Posted by: LpFijhkA at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (D2y3f)

426 Our machines aren't even capable of connecting to the internet!

Internet is down

Well, shit. That means the voting machines don't work.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (evvc2)

427 @360

>>But one can ask why an IT outage has an impact on voting when Arizona officials have INSISTED that the machines are NEVER connected to the internet.

Again, the whole, our systems don't connect to the internet was always bullshit.

These systems are networked on a LAN that connect the a WAN that connects to the BOE main systems.

Before they removed access and put all their material behind a login, you could go to Dominion Systems Website and watch all of their instructional material, how to use the systems, how to adjudicate, how to upload and download to USB keys and how to report results over the network to the mother ship.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (XV/Pl)

428 So, you need a trained dupe with not too much going on upstairs.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)
________________

Now where would you find someone like that among Democrats?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

429 I've seen a video where a cop unloads on a drugged-out fiend while he closes the distance. I wish I could find some Lungblower 9000 ammo in 9mm.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (cf/0E)

430 "The one where it's not all Andy Griffith and John Wayne and whatever else you watched back in the day. Realville.

Norman Rockwell just painted shit he thought up in his head. They weren't real. They weren't photographs. And Peggy Noonan was just a drunk chic - she wasn't narrating scenes on the street.
Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (1ix40)"

Damn...you just totally owed me right there.

Now I have to burn all my Norman Rockwell shit.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (iziT8)

431 What fraction of conservatives believe the shooting was a Deep State op

I may catch hell for posing this question, but TBF, there are 'theories' on both sides

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (/7KEl)

432 Michael Steele is NOT Judas. He got a lot more than thirty pieces of silver.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (L/fGl)

30 pieces of silver is $324.60 today. How far would that amount of money go back then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

433 I mean, he was only shot in the ear. He was barely wounded!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:27 PM (evvc2)
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Now compare that to how close the inert bombs built by the guy who lived in his van who didn't know how to build bombs got to "Donald Trump's enemies".

But you have to go way back to when "Stochastic Terrorism" was a SHUTUP phrase. And not two words that really have no relationship to each other these days.

... until Tucker's talk of replacement causes another Buffalo shooter.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)

434 After Trump theatrically went to the floor you can see the "SS agent" pouring the fake blood on his face.

-Conspiracy theories of the left the Media will never cover.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:32 PM (YaTIT)

435 Did Trump get his shoes back?

Posted by: Genius at July 19, 2024 03:32 PM (EkvES)

436 Revealing another bandage.
Posted by: Rex Ktamer at July 19, 2024 03:29 PM (63Dwl)

It's a RUSSIAN doll

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (8s2gn)

437 I'm still waiting to hear one of the incompetent SS broads say Trump grabbed her tits in the car on the way to the hospital.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

438 431 What fraction of conservatives believe the shooting was a Deep State op

I may catch hell for posing this question, but TBF, there are 'theories' on both sides
Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (/7KEl)

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I believe the administration intentionally kept Trump's security at a minimum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

439 303
LoL! Yep. This. A Dem hack once described PA as two blue cities with Alabama in the middle (Can't recall exact quote). He meant is as an insult. It isn't.

Not Alabama, Pennsyltucky.
Posted by: ... Now Pull My Other Finger at July 19, 2024 03:13 PM (xG4kz)
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I resemble that remark! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (QdGJh)

440 "You're just going to shoot me, aren't you?"

No I kill the bus driver.

Posted by: Joker at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (cf/0E)

441 As far as I'm aware, they're not even officially calling it an assassination attempt.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

He's a non-person.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM

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"It was a hunting accident, h8r! Where was Dick Cheney when the staged stunt went down?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (nY17Z)

442 368 Do you guys eat raccoons and possums and shit such as that?

Armadillos?

Posted by: eleven at July

No. And I live in Alabama. 😂

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:34 PM (pZEOD)

443 What fraction of conservatives believe the shooting was a Deep State op

I may catch hell for posing this question, but TBF, there are 'theories' on both sides
Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (/7KEl)
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Agree.

But I think you'll find that theories on our side have more basis points than "No way that could be real!"

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)

444 Would be a impossible shot by a professional shooter I think. Weasel would know for sure
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2024 03:26 PM (xNujt)

Anyone that shoots knows for sure.

But lets do this ... lets play. Lets pretend that its an op. Staged. And the margin of error is a quarter inch - more like an eighth in this case.

To Hell with the idea of a shot within that window. Go make a mark on your kids, or your dogs, or wife or husband. Somewhere will it will hurt or kill. Lets say, the neck.

Now - take a pocket knife and trust yourself to poke them, on the spot that won't kill them, but a quarter inch next to the spot that will. Just for fun. Or to prove a point.

Yeah. That's how retarded the idea that this shot was staged is.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:34 PM (1ix40)

445 "That's why you put it in a soup or stew.

And its always around even in winter when things are getting a bit thin stored food wise.
Posted by: Oldcat"

Some of you all are the real deal. I just assumed everyone was a city slicker like me.

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:34 PM (iziT8)

446 Assistant Professor Sethunya Mokoko
_______________

Assistant Professor? Pfffft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
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That is at the bottom of the totem-pole of tenure track positions....So...yeah. Maybe he's up for tenure?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (7fElN)

447 After 2012 no one was supposed to learn anything and every day is a new start and nothing that has happened to Trump in the last 10 years should be the basis for any beliefs in anything and if they are then you're a conspiracy nutjob.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (Gakra)

448 So you're telling me people that believe men can birth and nurse a baby believe the assassination attempt was fake. Man, this is hard to grok.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (n17eQ)

449 And some of us believe in Divine Intervention.
Posted by: Axeman

This is the possibility that scares them the most.

Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (0ljUU)

450 Don't feed trolls.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (wNbrz)

451 The current 'fix' for the CrowdStrike issue:

In the meantime, affected organizations can apply a temporary workaround to restore functionality to their systems. The steps involve booting into Safe Mode or the Windows Recovery Environment, navigating to the CrowdStrike directory, and deleting the problematic C-00000291*.sys file.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

452 Is was 'staged' in the sense that the Junta sent virtually all the barricades and roadblocks off to the side on the shoulder. Maybe tossed a few into the rough.

Not that they had hush hush talkie about going into it all together (thus a 'conspiracy') but just a bunch of midwits stragically placed to do an at best apathetic job in the hopes that the security would fail. And fail it did.

A general may sacrifice his least capable company in a diversionary feint so that he can win a major battle. Hey, if they survive, good on them. You don't piss and moan that the sacrificial pawn lived.

That is what the Junta sack suckers are doing.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (cOq4q)

453
I may catch hell for posing this question, but TBF, there are 'theories' on both sides

The Right's theory requires the involvement of one side.

The Left's theory requires the Biden Administration to be involved to help Biden's opponent run the scam.

Posted by: Eric Swallwell at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (bM6RL)

454 I'm still waiting to hear one of the incompetent SS broads say Trump grabbed her tits in the car on the way to the hospital.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

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TBF, they did look a lot like the steering wheel of The Beast.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (nY17Z)

455 >>> 370
==
Every state needs something like the Electoral college to balance high population and low population areas via increased representation.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

iirc there was, until a Warren SCTOUS ruling against it.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (VavZF)

456 I believe the administration intentionally kept Trump's security at a minimum.

And that would be the only conspiracy. There's more than enough nut cases out there willing to take a pot shot at Trump that slacking off on security is more than enough to guarantee that one of them will get through.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (dZVON)

457 Canned biscuits that you whomp on the counter make decent dumplings if you are lazy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (Gakra)

458 Don't feed trolls.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (wNbrz)

What would happen to TJM then?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

459 Trump still has to relyon the SS. You seriously think he should call them losers and incompetents?

The husband keeps dragging the wife to a bar, running his mouth, then stepping back while she gets her ass kicked.

Should she "do the smart thing" and keep standing by her man ?

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:22 PM (1ix40)

At least she can't complain he doesn't take her out anywhere nice anymore.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (eoQWY)

460 The real conspiracy theory is GrayAnon.

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (NMT5x)

461 444

Yeah. That's how retarded the idea that this shot was staged is.
Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:34 PM (1ix40)
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It's more retarded even than that. This is a party that has never encountered a gun outside of Fortnite or Call of Duty and thinks that those are realistic experiences. I will bet actual folding money that there are plenty on the left who genuinely think, "What would be so hard about faking it? Just move the R stick a little to the left before squeezing RT. Anybody can do that!"

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (QdGJh)

462 Zuckerburg said trump was badass when he got up.

He is still going to mortgage facebook to get Joe elected.

But trump was badass for a moment.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (evvc2)

463 Salt, pepper, butter, and onions for squirrel saute. Or in a stew with rice and veggies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (qZEuM)

464 Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
·
Follow
🚨🚨 Whistleblowers tell me that MOST of Trump’s security detail working the event last Saturday were not even Secret Service. DHS assigned unprepared and inexperienced personnel

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

465 458 Don't feed trolls.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (wNbrz)

What would happen to TJM then?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

========

*weeps bitterly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

466 I wonder if JFK faked his asassination.

Posted by: Genius at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (EkvES)

467 Don't feed trolls.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July

They turn into unhousetrained gremlins.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (p4NUW)

468 The steps involve booting into Safe Mode or the Windows Recovery Environment, navigating to the CrowdStrike directory, and deleting the problematic C-00000291*.sys file.
Posted by: Sponge

And in large environments only administrators can delete drivers or restore.
Going to be a long couple of days for IT people with a billion machines down.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (wNbrz)

469 There are fine secret service agents on both sides.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (evvc2)

470 There's more than enough nut cases out there willing to take a pot shot at Trump that slacking off on security is more than enough to guarantee that one of them will get through.

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The counter snipers in the 2nd floor window were looking down at the Trump shooter for 30 minutes. Watching him. Watched him climb up, watched him get in position, watched him with his rifle.

I'm going to suggest this was something else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:38 PM (Gakra)

471 On the flip side, it might be nice going through life completely disengaged from reality.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (p4NUW)

Just ask their candidate
Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:28 PM (8s2gn)
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Or probably a majority of Democrats.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

472 What fraction of conservatives believe the shooting was a Deep State op

I may catch hell for posing this question, but TBF, there are 'theories' on both sides
Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 03:31 PM (/7KEl)

Let me guess, you're jabbed and double boosted.

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 03:38 PM (Dnobf)

473 cloning a new Joe Biden

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For no reason at all, I'm enjoying a new video game, Nobody Wants To Die. It's a standard time bending, mind bending, cyberpunk, neo noir, retro-futurist murder mystery in which immortality is the MacGuffin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:38 PM (L/fGl)

474 382 I have a sneaking suspicion I'm dealing with that YankeeFifth asshole again.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:25 PM (iziT

Yeah, whatever happened to him.

Institutionalized by loved one?

Posted by: Psych Ward at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (JghT2)

475 Zuckerburg said trump was badass when he got up.

He is still going to mortgage facebook to get Joe elected.

But trump was badass for a moment.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
___

He's worried now that he's the guy that got Biden elected after spending $500 million and is sucking up to Trump.

Trump is so pissed at Zuckerberg, he's now pro Tik Tok to just hurt Facebook.

I hope Trump goes after Big Tech, missed oportunity his first term.

Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (wMRY8)

476 465 458 Don't feed trolls.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (wNbrz)

What would happen to TJM then?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

========

*weeps bitterly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, riding the anarchy train with John Landis at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

That's how I did it when I was voted out of the CA Supreme Court in the 1980's.

Posted by: Rose Bird at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (ynpvh)

477 We are going to replace Trump's security detail with Folgers crystals. Lets see if he notices.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (evvc2)

478 We haven't seen Joe Biden in days .. are they cloning a new Joe Biden in time for the election ?

***********

He doesn't have Long COVID. He has "Just Long Enough To Secure The Nomination" COVID...

Posted by: muldoon at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (uCfKO)

479 I wnder if they could hire SS agents taller than 4 11.

Posted by: Genius at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (EkvES)

480 Would the squirrel eaters eat a Gremlin?

Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (iziT8)

481 I did not know that.
Posted by: Sponge

Fall of 80-81. I have no clue if there's still free hunting land there since everything has built up.
That was about the only way us city kids could go hunting.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (/NEnv)

482 Like so many other red danger flags, for example bright hair dye, random bad facial and neck tattoos,or a rainbow mask, the disbelief in the assassination attempt will be yet another.

Posted by: The Concerned Tarsier Council of Jackalope County at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (Ybyk2)

483 Black poverty and failure is due to White Supremacists scheming about how to keep blacks down.

That's not a conspiracy theory; that's Democrat policy.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (UJJWg)

484 I don't think we ever had squirrel but rabbit, pheasant and deer all the time.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (WXNFJ)

485 466 I wonder if JFK faked his asassination.

Posted by: Genius at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (EkvES)

Reagan must've faked his attempted assassination.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (ynpvh)

486 Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity.

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)

487 We are going to replace Trump's security detail with Folgers crystals. Lets see if he notices.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Well he will not hear you...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (wNbrz)

488 Josh Hawley
@HawleyMO
·
Follow
🚨🚨 Whistleblowers tell me that MOST of Trump’s security detail working the event last Saturday were not even Secret Service. DHS assigned unprepared and inexperienced personnel
Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)
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And remember, a "whistleblower" writing a term-paper--and sounding not so much like a whistleblower--was the start of Trump's Housefloor-vote impeachment.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (krQz2)

489 Would the squirrel eaters eat a Gremlin?
Posted by: eleven

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If they're from rural Louisiana I guarantee they would. Not a moment's hesitation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (Gakra)

490 The counter snipers in the 2nd floor window were looking down at the Trump shooter for 30 minutes. Watching him. Watched him climb up, watched him get in position, watched him with his rifle.

And we're back to the "they weren't trying to get pregnant, just not trying not to" post here - from the day after the attempt. Man - there is no limit to how far old school Republicans will bend backward to Back the Blue.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (1ix40)

491 The government has yet to offer an explanation that makes more sense than it was an FBI/Secret service op.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (evvc2)

492
I'm still waiting to hear one of the incompetent SS broads say Trump grabbed her tits in the car on the way to the hospital.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He tried to grab the steering wheel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (63Dwl)

493 Whistleblowers tell me that MOST of Trump’s security detail working the event last Saturday were not even Secret Service. DHS assigned unprepared and inexperienced personnel

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They were instructed that if something happens, run around and look retarded.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Covfefe Today, Covfefe Tomorrow, Covfefe Forever! at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (L/fGl)

494 This turns my stomach. I see every possibility they can pull it off. Relentless pounding by the enemedia should do the trick.

The nurse said the other day, "I've never been this afraid." I understand what she meant. It's a visceral fear that things are about to get much, much worse. I see no good way forward.

Posted by: creeper at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (M6moH)

495 I believe the administration intentionally kept Trump's security at a minimum.

And that would be the only conspiracy. There's more than enough nut cases out there willing to take a pot shot at Trump that slacking off on security is more than enough to guarantee that one of them will get through.
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Have there been weekly attempts or has there been just this one guy on just this one day when the maximum level of disarray was arranged for Trump's security detail?

Posted by: Methos at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (Dnobf)

496 The counter snipers in the 2nd floor window were looking down at the Trump shooter for 30 minutes. Watching him. Watched him climb up, watched him get in position, watched him with his rifle.

I'm going to suggest this was something else.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

I want to know who was on the water tower.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (/NEnv)

497 479 I wnder if they could hire SS agents taller than 4 11.

Posted by: Genius at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (EkvES)

Hey, now. Umpa Loompas deserve to work in the SS as well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)

498 I'll make a deal with these yo-yos. They can stand 150 yards away, and I, a trained marksman, will fire three shots close to them, and I PPROMISE that I will miss them, except for a small graze.

Their utter ignorance about guns is part of the problem.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (nLFEI)

499 Assistant Professor Sethunya Mokoko
_______________

Assistant Professor? Pfffft.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)
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That is at the bottom of the totem-pole of tenure track positions....So...yeah. Maybe he's up for tenure?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (7fElN)
_______________

That's like asking a second lieutenant to opine on theater military strategy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)

500 🚨🚨 Whistleblowers tell me that MOST of Trump’s security detail working the event last Saturday were not even Secret Service. DHS assigned unprepared and inexperienced personnel
Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:37 PM (RHGPo)

and I will repeat myself on this: Imagine Trump's PA SSS detail all in khaki slacks and polo shirts and bandannas trying to get through a turnstyle

Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (D7oie)

501 I do we know that Joe Biden's debate appearance wasn't all staged.

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (RHGPo)

502 I don't think we ever had squirrel but rabbit, pheasant and deer all the time.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (WXNFJ)

The other grandpa had a fair number of pheasants on his farm. They are a tasty bird.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)

503
Fall of 80-81. I have no clue if there's still free hunting land there since everything has built up.
That was about the only way us city kids could go hunting.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (/NEnv)

Ah. I wasn't in Texas yet. I do know that one of the Huffinnes kids would hunt in a field off 35 and Hebron Parkway (FM 3040) and people complained about shot landing in the nearby appartment complex parking lot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

504 Whistleblowers tell me that MOST of Trump’s security detail working the event last Saturday were not even Secret Service. DHS assigned unprepared and inexperienced personnel

Because the trained detail was pulled off for Jill and her "impromtu" speaking engagement.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (/NEnv)

505 I want to know who was on the water tower.

-

Sadly the story is off the news. Poof. Gone. No more information will be available.

Hey look, it's Taylor Swift!

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (Gakra)

506 Would the squirrel eaters eat a Gremlin?
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (iziT

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Hmmm. Which tastes better? Gremlin or Mogwai?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (7fElN)

507 Cross reference Trump's security detail with Patriot Front.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (evvc2)

508 deleting the problematic C-00000291*.sys file.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

This filename is code. It was a message to an unknown recipient, and only the recipient knows what it means.

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (8s2gn)

509 I wnder if they could hire SS agents taller than 4 11.
Posted by: Genius

"Oh! Taller you say? Our bad."
-- USSS HR

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (WXNFJ)

510 Institutionalized by loved one?

He got banned, I missed why. Then came back under other nicks, so I guess the ban was lifted because nothing was done about that. No idea if he still comes here or not.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (dZVON)

511 Commence Order C-291

Posted by: ... at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (8s2gn)

512 "That's why you put it in a soup or stew.

And its always around even in winter when things are getting a bit thin stored food wise.
Posted by: Oldcat"

Some of you all are the real deal. I just assumed everyone was a city slicker like me.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2024 03:34 PM (iziT

I'm a suburban-slicker but have read some about realities of life on frontiers or in the past. Like how some of the famous French recipes like Coc-au-vin were used to tenderize a useless tough old rooster when it couldn't do its job anymore and it was time to eat it.

And our family was not loaded so we stretched tuna fish to feed all 7 of us with some sort of creamy sauce and pouring it over toast.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (eoQWY)

513 You morons can come hunt on my land.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (evvc2)

514 AMC Gremlin or Gen. Miley?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (SSLjk)

515
Posted by: Its How It Is

It's

Posted by: Monty Python at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (63Dwl)

516 Assistant Professor Sethunya Mokoko is a stage name

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (RHGPo)

517 Well, the Democrats like to call themselves The Party of Science. Another reminder for me of how the Left’s gaslighting has moved from intolerable to beyond Orwellian.

Posted by: Random Dude at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (A44Mw)

518 504
Because the trained detail was pulled off for Jill and her "impromtu" speaking engagement.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (/NEnv)

Which is maddening. Because no one cares about Jill. She is not in danger. She is not important.

Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (p4NUW)

519 people complained about shot landing in the nearby appartment complex parking lot.
Posted by: Sponge

the nerve of those whiners!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:44 PM (wNbrz)

520 The fucking cops waited to shoot that piece of shit. Please explain how this is normal. While ur at it, why did they let Trump take the stage?

In fact, screw waiting to shoot. Why did they let him take the stage with some jerkoff running around/on a roof?

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 19, 2024 03:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

521 {{{creeper}}}

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 03:44 PM (VavZF)

522 You morons can come hunt on my land.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (evvc2)

I'm game.....what we hunting for?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

523 504 Whistleblowers tell me that MOST of Trump’s security detail working the event last Saturday were not even Secret Service. DHS assigned unprepared and inexperienced personnel

Because the trained detail was pulled off for Jill and her "impromtu" speaking engagement.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:42 PM (/NEnv)

So actionable intelligence that Jill was the target of Iranian assassins?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:44 PM (ynpvh)

524 Delete the problematic C-19.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:44 PM (evvc2)

525 Did you see the video of the bald guy with the mustache behind Trump on his (Trump's) left . Slowed down video shows him blinking in what appears to be Morse code. I was able too catch some of it.

-... . / ... ..- .-. . / - --- / -.. .-. .. -. -.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --- ...- .- .-.. - .. -. .

Posted by: muldoon at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (uCfKO)

526 492
I'm still waiting to hear one of the incompetent SS broads say Trump grabbed her tits in the car on the way to the hospital.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He tried to grab the steering wheel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (63Dwl)

He tried to grab the steering wheel with her tits.

Posted by: "I need your fun mittens, lady." at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (JghT2)

527 Ah. I wasn't in Texas yet. I do know that one of the Huffinnes kids would hunt in a field off 35 and Hebron Parkway (FM 3040) and people complained about shot landing in the nearby appartment complex parking lot.
Posted by: Sponge

LOL. When they finished building Plano parkway from Park to Paige in The Colony, you could go down to the train tracks where Hebron High School eventually wound up and go to the back of the hay pasture and hunt dove. I know you can't do that anymore because it's in someone's back yard now.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (/NEnv)

528 And our family was not loaded so we stretched tuna fish to feed all 7 of us with some sort of creamy sauce and pouring it over toast.

When I hit the Army, in '90 ? I was well prepared for "chipped beef on toast". Also known as "shit on a shingle" in my trailer back in the day.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (1ix40)

529 I got deerbs and turkey. Coyotes sometimes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (evvc2)

530 Which is maddening. Because no one cares about Jill. She is not in danger. She is not important.

Except for the people thinking she's Alice Cooper and asking her for autographs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (dZVON)

531 You morons can come hunt on my land.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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So long as we can race the UTV.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (Gakra)

532 Biden will bow out Tuesday. After his doctor's say he is perfectly capable of performing his duties for the rest of his term.

Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (YaTIT)

533 CrowdStrike has pushed an update with a fix, they say. That’s not doing some people and organizations any good if their computers are all Blue Screened. I imagine a lot of these machines are going to have to be repaired in person.

George Kurtz, CEO of CrowdStrike is crowing about the fix, but I don’t hear any talk about paying damages.

I would assume that if they added all the losses up worldwide, CrowdStrike would be bankrupt in a week.

Kurtz is going to develop a deathly fear of lawyers over the next few days.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

534
I'm game.....what we hunting for?
Posted by: Sponge

The game!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (wNbrz)

535 And our family was not loaded so we stretched tuna fish to feed all 7 of us with some sort of creamy sauce and pouring it over toast.
Posted by: Oldcat

Bleech! You reminded my of mom's salmon loaf - canned salmon rolled up in a crust, baked and they further destroyed my covering it with melted Velveeta.

Oh the humanity!!

Posted by: Tonypete at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (WXNFJ)

536 Biden will bow out Tuesday. After his doctor's say he is perfectly capable of performing his duties for the rest of his term.
Posted by: Mr. Ray at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (YaTIT)

His ego and wife will NOT let him drop. They'll have to 25th him or assign Trump's USSS on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

537 >>> 533 CrowdStrike has pushed an update with a fix, they say. That’s not doing some people and organizations any good if their computers are all Blue Screened. I imagine a lot of these machines are going to have to be repaired in person.

George Kurtz, CEO of CrowdStrike is crowing about the fix, but I don’t hear any talk about paying damages.

I would assume that if they added all the losses up worldwide, CrowdStrike would be bankrupt in a week.

Kurtz is going to develop a deathly fear of lawyers over the next few days.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.

HA HA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (VavZF)

538 When I hit the Army, in '90 ? I was well prepared for "chipped beef on toast". Also known as "shit on a shingle" in my trailer back in the day.
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That is some gag ready shit.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (n17eQ)

539 Disregard everything you've experienced and learned since 2016. Everything is normal and there is no reason to wonder about anything beyond what you're told.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (Gakra)

540
The game!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 19, 2024 03:46 PM (wNbrz)

I hate the game. The player's not bad, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

541 526 492
I'm still waiting to hear one of the incompetent SS broads say Trump grabbed her tits in the car on the way to the hospital.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

He tried to grab the steering wheel.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2024 03:41 PM (63Dwl)

He tried to grab the steering wheel with her tits.

Posted by: "I need your fun mittens, lady." at July 19, 2024 03:45 PM (JghT2)

If that was Nancy Pelosi, it would be possible.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (ynpvh)

542 Someone needs to reenact the assassination attempt in a Broadway stage show and invite every fake news outlet commentator . Maybe advertise it as another Hamilton type night for fun and games. Right when the shot is to be fired all 50 cast members open up with AK 47's weeee...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (o3Uyl)

543 Which is maddening. Because no one cares about Jill. She is not in danger. She is not important.
Posted by: Piper at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (p4NUW)
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A much smaller venue and indoors so easier to control.

Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (krQz2)

544 If they're from rural Louisiana I guarantee they would. Not a moment's hesitation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (Gakra)

They eat crayfish by the bucket load and these are basically cockroaches that live in muddy creeks and rivers. I imagine they are pretty tasty.

I've caught a few myself but we didnt eat em. One of the kids had caught a really big fish and put one in with him, and the lil crawdad stuck a claw in the fish's eye and killed it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

545 Famous Joe Biden Quotes

"Hulk Hogan bit off Trump's Ear" - Joe Biden

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (WsTZq)

546 I don't think Biden would survive getting dogpiled by SS. I don't suppose The Mythbusters are available to test this.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (cf/0E)

547 So actionable intelligence that Jill was the target of Iranian assassins?
Posted by: jim

No. She's just an entitled cunt at best. At worst, it was intentional so they could slip the shooter in.

It would only take four people in the know to pull this attempt off.

Jill. Cheeto. SS Agent on site and an FBI/CIA handler to direct the lid. On site SS Agent would be telling the local yokels when and where to stand down.

The DEI Mall Cop replacement SS Agents wouldn't have a clue as to what was protocol.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (/NEnv)

548 ---
A much smaller venue and indoors so easier to control.
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (krQz2)

That explains why they pulled all the 6'+ tall men from Trump's detail and replaced them with obese 5'2" women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

549 There be noods, folks.

Noods.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (14zHW)

550 They eat crayfish by the bucket load and these are basically cockroaches that live in muddy creeks and rivers. I imagine they are pretty tasty.
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They are small lobsters.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 19, 2024 03:49 PM (n17eQ)

551 They eat crayfish by the bucket load and these are basically cockroaches that live in muddy creeks and rivers. I imagine they are pretty tasty.

Ditch bugs. Lobsters ... but smaller.

And there is so much better shit to eat there.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:49 PM (1ix40)

552 You morons can come hunt on my land.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 19, 2024 03:43 PM (evvc2)
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I'm game.....what we hunting for?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Antifa?

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 19, 2024 03:49 PM (ifOJK)

553 I think yankeefifth is now N

Posted by: Don Black at July 19, 2024 03:49 PM (/7KEl)

554 SQYCwyPTm

Posted by: ehCWkAQzUIgVH at July 19, 2024 03:50 PM (m085V)

555 When I hit the Army, in '90 ? I was well prepared for "chipped beef on toast". Also known as "shit on a shingle" in my trailer back in the day.
Posted by: Its How It Is

Chipped beef & gravy over toast.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:50 PM (/NEnv)

556 544 If they're from rural Louisiana I guarantee they would. Not a moment's hesitation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:40 PM (Gakra)

They eat crayfish by the bucket load and these are basically cockroaches that live in muddy creeks and rivers. I imagine they are pretty tasty.

I've caught a few myself but we didnt eat em. One of the kids had caught a really big fish and put one in with him, and the lil crawdad stuck a claw in the fish's eye and killed it.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:47 PM (eoQWY)

Reminds me of a story a coworker told me years ago. He wanted to find crayfish, so went near a stream and grabbed one by the tail. When he went home, his folks were aghast: "That's a scorpion!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:50 PM (ynpvh)

557 Kamala "happened" to stop in at an ice cream store with a camera crew today. Totally off the cuff and not all intended to stomp on FJB's favorite photo op.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 03:50 PM (WsTZq)

558 They eat crayfish by the bucket load and these are basically cockroaches that live in muddy creeks and rivers. I imagine they are pretty tasty.

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I make a bisque with crawdads and set aside some of the meat to use in what amounts to crawdad hush puppies that you eat with the soup. Mmmm..... I might make some of that this weekend.

Posted by: Moron Robbie promises not to say told you so about the tranny shooter at July 19, 2024 03:51 PM (Gakra)

559 The French are done.......

French Government Fines Prominent News Channel for Allowing a Climate Change Skeptic to Speak Unchallenged

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 19, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

560 547 So actionable intelligence that Jill was the target of Iranian assassins?
Posted by: jim

No. She's just an entitled cunt at best. At worst, it was intentional so they could slip the shooter in.

It would only take four people in the know to pull this attempt off.

Jill. Cheeto. SS Agent on site and an FBI/CIA handler to direct the lid. On site SS Agent would be telling the local yokels when and where to stand down.

The DEI Mall Cop replacement SS Agents wouldn't have a clue as to what was protocol.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (/NEnv)

I shoulda used a /sarc tag...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 19, 2024 03:51 PM (ynpvh)

561 What exactly is a high caliber bullet?
Posted by: Capt Obvious

Pezzonovante, maybe?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at July 19, 2024 03:51 PM (tmPIh)

562 Chipped beef & gravy over toast.

Its still pretty good. Of course, I like a good ol' biscuits and gravy with some sausage in it. Or over toast. Whatever.

Posted by: Its How It Is at July 19, 2024 03:51 PM (1ix40)

563 AMC Gremlin or Gen. Miley?

Both ugly as homemade soap but at least one of them can get you to the grocery store and back.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 19, 2024 03:52 PM (/y8xj)

564 When did . 223 Remington become high Power?

Posted by: Karen Carpenter ,1978 at July 19, 2024 03:53 PM (8RadT)

565 It's more retarded even than that. This is a party that has never encountered a gun outside of Fortnite or Call of Duty and thinks that those are realistic experiences. I will bet actual folding money that there are plenty on the left who genuinely think, "What would be so hard about faking it? Just move the R stick a little to the left before squeezing RT. Anybody can do that!"
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 19, 2024 03:36 PM (QdGJh)

Haven't seen me in games. I am famous for hitting a roll key when on some mountaintop and plummeting to death.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:53 PM (eoQWY)

566 Michael Steele claiming that most of the ear should have been blown off makes it clear that he is dumber than a bag of dogshit. No wonder the Rs did so poorly under his leadership.
As of this writing, no one other than Trump, his doctors and perhaps his family know the extent of the damage to the ear.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 19, 2024 03:53 PM (JNTt1)

567 By hiding Joe's dementia for 4 years and allowing him to win the primaries, the dems have been hoisted by their own retard.

Posted by: SMOD at July 19, 2024 03:53 PM (RHGPo)

568 Which is maddening. Because no one cares about Jill. She is not in danger. She is not important.
Posted by: Piper

Never mistake a pretext for a valid reason.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at July 19, 2024 03:54 PM (OUMaO)

569 Fried squirrel, biscuits and gravy.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 19, 2024 03:54 PM (5MvGY)

570 Kamala "happened" to stop in at an ice cream store with a camera crew today. Totally off the cuff and not all intended to stomp on FJB's favorite photo op.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 19, 2024 03:50 PM (WsTZq)

Sounds like her team is using Biden's stops with Biden crossed out and Kamala written in in crayon.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:56 PM (eoQWY)

571 Road kill?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 19, 2024 03:23 PM (YqDXo)

State food of WV.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Here in Idaho, if you hit a deer on the road... you *are* allowed to harvest the meat. Or, if you/someone you know don't want to, the cops call someone who will.

Posted by: JQ at July 19, 2024 03:57 PM (njWTi)

572 They eat crayfish by the bucket load and these are basically cockroaches that live in muddy creeks and rivers. I imagine they are pretty tasty.
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They are small lobsters.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 19, 2024 03:49 PM (n17eQ)

It is hilarious that the rich took over lobsters as elite food. Back in England in the day it used to be illegal to serve lobsters to workers more than three times a week to save on costs.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 03:59 PM (eoQWY)

573 I don't think Biden would survive getting dogpiled by SS. I don't suppose The Mythbusters are available to test this.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 19, 2024 03:48 PM (cf/0E)

Making a realistic Buster Biden would be fun,

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 04:01 PM (eoQWY)

574 He's worried now that he's the guy that got Biden elected after spending $500 million and is sucking up to Trump.

Trump is so pissed at Zuckerberg, he's now pro Tik Tok to just hurt Facebook.

I hope Trump goes after Big Tech, missed oportunity his first term.
Posted by: Blago at July 19, 2024 03:39 PM (wMRY

Lots of missed opportunities in his first term.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 19, 2024 04:02 PM (8sMut)

575 34% of Dem voters?

Well, we know that approximately that number are the usual suspects - the totally crazy Leftist Lunatics who will believe anything that Joe and Mika say, not matter how incoherent it is.

23% of Republicans are "QAnon Believers"?

WTF even IS a ""QAnon Believer"? There is a person or persons calling himself/themselves "Q", and there are the "Anons", who are simply people who mostly read what "Q" has to say, and try to make sense out of it.

The "Anons" don't necessarily even have a uniformity of opinion on things, so what would it mean to be a "believer" regarding THEM?

As far as being a "believer" of "Q", Q mostly asks leading questions, which encourages the Anons to do open source research on various things of political importance. Nobody credibly claims to even know who Q is, and Q itself openly admits that it will sometimes put out misinformation, because the bad guys have access to what is being said. So nobody is SUPPOSED to blindly "believe" Q.

As to whether Q is "real", it obviously has a pretty close connection to the Trump WH, and Trump people signal that periodically. Things from that WH have been posted on there before being publically available.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 19, 2024 04:02 PM (hOOi9)

576 As to whether Q is "real", it obviously has a pretty close connection to the Trump WH, and Trump people signal that periodically. Things from that WH have been posted on there before being publically available.
Posted by: MrExcitement at July 19, 2024 04:02 PM (hOOi9)

When Q was a thing I read some of it and it seemed very similar to every mystic/ancient-aliens/UFO thing I'd seen where a low content bait is tossed out like chum and after that information is about 0.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 04:05 PM (eoQWY)

577 In season, the southern LA corner stores sell fresh-boiled crawfish by the pound and all spiced up.

Posted by: mrp at July 19, 2024 04:06 PM (rj6Yv)

578 " high-caliber bullet"
Michael Steele has no idea what that means, but it sounds scary.

Posted by: iowaan at July 19, 2024 04:08 PM (TogR6)

579 When Q was a thing I read some of it and it seemed very similar to every mystic/ancient-aliens/UFO thing I'd seen where a low content bait is tossed out like chum and after that information is about 0.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 19, 2024 04:05 PM (eoQWY)

The idea was always that people need to do the research and find out for themselves, because they will not simply believe stuff if you simply tell them, when the enemy has been programming them otherwise for decades. So Q's goal was to arouse the curiosity to look for the information hiding in plain sight, and point people in the right direction to look for it, and find out for themselves.

"Fight! Fight! Fight!" is literally a line in a Q post, BTW. That's not the best sign of a connection to the Trump WH, but one current example. Others are much more compelling.

Posted by: MrExcitement at July 19, 2024 04:27 PM (hOOi9)

580 I don't remember what percentage they reported for the poll regarding Republicans and QAnon, but it was much lower than that and the controversy was that that lower number was for Republicans who believed and/or had heard of QAnon.

Posted by: Ben Sears at July 19, 2024 04:44 PM (AAga5)

581 Putatively, 1/4 od Repubs believed that Barack Hussein was not American-Born. And the brouhaha of “birthers” was born. Half a generation later we have “shooters”

Posted by: DEEBEE at July 19, 2024 06:05 PM (W7AAZ)

582 So, how long before the lawsuit comes from the victims of the shooting to sue the BlueAnons into oblivion like Alex Jones?

Posted by: JK at July 19, 2024 08:11 PM (cpVs2)

583 There is stupid and then there is 51 intelligence experts experts stupid.

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Posted by: ass at July 21, 2024 04:45 AM (5c9lt)

585 When I originally commented I clicked the "Notify me when new comments are added" checkbox
and now each time a comment is added I get three e-mails with the same
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