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Fantastic News: The Secret Service is Increasing Their Protection of Trump Due to Iranian Assassination Threat.
Whoops, Terrible News: They Already "Increased" Security

Which means the sh*tshow we saw on Saturday was the Secret Service in "enhanced security mode."

At least I think it does. It's not clear which day specifically this threat was detected.

Two federal law enforcement sources told Fox News the level of the plot by Iran is unclear.

The sources said there has been an increase in Secret Service protection to Trump in recent weeks because of the intelligence.

The Department of Homeland Security and Secret Service has been increasingly concerned about Trump holding outdoor events, and have even expressed concern to Trump's campaign.

Trump has been increasingly targeted since Soleimani's killing in January 2020, but the new threat only developed over the past few days.

The sources also said the Iranian plot is not connected in any way to the attempted assassination of Trump by Thomas Crooks.

Jill Biden was in Pittsburgh on Saturday, giving an indoor speech to practically no one.

We have yet to see if Kim Cheatle diverted resources to protect the very unthreatened First Doctor Lady, leaving Trump with an understaffed C-Team.

But I bet we all know which way to bet on this one.

Meanwhile, our Non-Intelligence Community has an exciting new hoax for America: After a leftwing lunatic attempted to shoot Trump after years of Assassination Prep by the media and Deep State, they've decided that the real threat they should devote all of their resources to sleuthing out is the threat of political violence posed by the right wing.

Let's skip right over the Trump assassination attempt and put all of our eggs into the "right wing backlash" basket.

U.S. authorities are concerned about possible attacks in retaliation to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, the FBI and Department of Homeland Security said Monday in a rare joint intelligence bulletin.

Violent extremists or others "may attempt follow-on or retaliatory acts of violence" in response to the attempted assassination of Trump at a rally over the weekend in Pennsylvania, the agencies said in the bulletin obtained by POLITICO.

No specific targets are mentioned, but the four-page bulletin notes that extremists have conducted or plotted attacks against "perceived political or ideological opponents," in the past, the DHS and FBI said.

So we'll be splitting our limited Non-Intelligence Community resources between the Iranian threat and the ever-present threat of parents yelling at school board meetings, as usual.

Mollie Hemingway has doubts about the Deep State's latest "right wing terrorism" op:

Mollie
@MZHemingway

On a scale of Jussie Smollett to the Gretchen Whitmer fednapping, how real is this alleged threat?

They're going to blow off investigations into leftwing violence and leave Trump exposed to another attack in order to continue using FBI plants to ringlead fake "plots."


Keep it up, guys. Keep it up.

We're going to have to fire a lot of people, and prosecute a bunch, too.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:40 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 05:39 PM (zte34)

2
I don't believe the iranian threat for a second.

Our "intelligence" "community" has done nothing but lie to us since before 9/11.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (FlZoV)

3 So just how many FBI agents were monitoring Crooks over the last weeks?

Cause it's starting to stink like a known wolf....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (7V4TD)

4 I somehow jumped a minute in time . I'm frightened, hold me

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (zte34)

5 Read the content. 1rst?

Posted by: Reforger at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (xcIvR)

6
I figured Ace would mention biden's latest gaffe, too. It's a doozy.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (FlZoV)

7 U.S. authorities are concerned about possible attacks in retaliation to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, the FBI and Department of Homeland Security said Monday in a rare joint intelligence bulletin.

I said NO! I'm not doing this again! Go kidnap Hochul or Newsome!!!

Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (VavZF)

8 I don't believe the iranian threat for a second.

Our "intelligence" "community" has done nothing but lie to us since before 9/11.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (FlZoV)

I'm just surprised thy didn't claim Russia

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

9 Mollie
@MZHemingway
On a scale of Jussie Smollett to the Gretchen Whitmer fednapping, how real is this alleged threat?


Hey Iran.
Be our bitch on a threat thing for awhile while the bullshit blows over. we'll pay up later.
---the Dems

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (W/lyH)

10 6
I figured Ace would mention biden's latest gaffe, too. It's a doozy.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (FlZoV)

What did we miss?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (N39Ws)

11 And ain't it just conveniently opportune to have an Iranian "threat" they can pull out of the deck?

I rate this all the authenticity of a genuine Steele Dossier.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 05:43 PM (7V4TD)

12 >>> 8 I don't believe the iranian threat for a second.

Our "intelligence" "community" has done nothing but lie to us since before 9/11.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (FlZoV)

I'm just surprised thy didn't claim Russia
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

Aliens.

Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 16, 2024 05:43 PM (VavZF)

13 I firmly believe Mr. Trump has his own protection, and if he didn't before, he does now.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 16, 2024 05:44 PM (sRfrW)

14 So, Director Cheatle, please walk us through your day. What is it you'd say you do here?

Posted by: The Two Bobs at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (Aqu9a)

15 So now they're whining that Trump's bandage is too big...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

16 RealBFolks🇺🇲
@RealBFolks
·
20m
🚨BREAKING: At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."

Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (fCsjm)

17 If it's true about the Iranian threat , I'm pretty sure the Iranians are looking at the clusterf**k at the Trump rally and saying "yeah , we got this"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (zte34)

18 >>>I figured Ace would mention biden's latest gaffe, too. It's a doozy.

oh, what is it? I've been keeping off the internet to give my eyes a break.

Posted by: ace at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (KRtlO)

19 >>So now they're whining that Trump's bandage is too big...

Trump should just randomly move the bandage from ear to ear.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (LkLld)

20 I ask again, if they had advance word of an Iranian threat, how did they know it was a lone wolf so fast?

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

21 “Heh heh…Score one for the Secret Cervix!” - Beavis, or was it Butthead?

Posted by: Save us, Zombie Ronald Reagan! at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (5/BgI)

22 Don Cheadle > Kim Cheatle

Posted by: SFGoth at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (KAi1n)

23 I'm just surprised thy didn't claim Russia
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM (IyPmt)

Aliens.
Posted by: Fox Mulder at July 16, 2024 05:43 PM (VavZF)

The Russians are smart enough to make it look like Jack Black's band member backed up by Luke Skywalker.

Posted by: Auspex at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (j4U/Z)

24
What did we miss?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Supposebly biden told the racist naacp audience something like unfortunately Trump wasn't seriously injured.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (FlZoV)

25 Trump is faking!

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

26 Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)

Snort. Sometimes you just have to laugh at these dimwits.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (Zy6LG)

27 43% of registered voters believe this Iranian crap. My dad among them. (shakes head)

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

28 Good Afternoon

I love this picture

https://tinyurl.com/zx86vasv

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (t/2Uw)

29 Trump better go private with Eric Prince or something asap. There's probably 1000 badass operators that would volunteer.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (zdYK9)

30 Those dastardly Iranians!

Should have gone with Russian assassin’s instead. Would have had most of Congress eating it up.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (EXuhY)

31 I'm sure one look at the Trump detail of roly poly female hobbits will frighten off any hardened Shi'ite hashashiyoon.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (gKWVE)

32
biden was probably trying to "and fortunately" bit his rotted brain signaled "unfortunately" to his lips.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (FlZoV)

33 I was thinking of drizzling some maple syrup on my kielbasa. Tomorrow, I will do it right and grill some watermelon, onion and cantaloupe for a maple syrup habanero chutney.

Or, I will have a bowl of Grape Nuts.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (IG7T0)

34
I think Iran is financing some jihadi types in Russia and the USA. From a little known country with an annual GDP around a thousand dollars.

Cheap bastids need Obama back to send them a pallet or two of cash.

Meanwhile... prep. Like your life depends on it. It probably does.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (RKVpM)

35
Trump should just randomly move the bandage from ear to ear.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (LkLld)

Maybe add a sling... One of those SS gals was kind of hefty so landing on him could have cause injury's ..

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (IyPmt)

36 >>> 20 I ask again, if they had advance word of an Iranian threat, how did they know it was a lone wolf so fast?
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

The Iranian Threat
1) isn't in the US, or at least wasn't in PA on Saturday
2) was in PA on Saturday and wasn't the patsy who got splattered

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (VavZF)

37 Mr. Biden, what about your gaffes?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (QSrLX)

38 > I figured Ace would mention biden's latest gaffe, too. It's a doozy.

This one?

http://tiny.cc/ppe6zz

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (Odg76)

39
Oh, was it "regretfully?"

Well, then...

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (FlZoV)

40 I am not nice. You don't run organized crime in New England and keep those Genovese humps off your back by being nice.

Now run down to the corner and get me some smokes and a racing form.

Posted by: Ray Patriarca at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (wBaIH)

41 biden was probably trying to "and fortunately" bit his rotted brain signaled "unfortunately" to his lips.

Maybe, but given his prior rhetoric towards Trump I'm not going to give Bye-done the benefit of the doubt here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (dZVON)

42 Just in- Biden to announce SCTUS reforms.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (NpAcC)

43 Hey Iran.
Be our bitch on a threat thing for awhile while the bullshit blows over. we'll pay up later.
---the Dems

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 05:42 PM

They were paid in advance starting with the Obama administration.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (t/2Uw)

44 So the Iranian threat is why they gave him the C team

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (lX8VI)

45 What hump?

Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (fCsjm)

46 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (t/2Uw)

That's sweet. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (Zy6LG)

47 [on phone with police] Look, this is the real thing this time! There are two crazies running around tearing the place up! I already told you our location! ERRRGH! Well, what are they doing, walking over here? Look, I think they're Iranians!... okay, thanks very much.
-PeeWee Herman as the hotel desk clerk

*heavy police response*

Posted by: Cheech and Chong's Next Movie 1980 at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (Aqu9a)

48 SCOTUS

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (NpAcC)

49 Oh look. Its another text from the Department of Faux Pas.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (QSrLX)

50
Look.

Think about it.

I'm serious!

/whispers and leans in

I didn't say crosshairs.

Posted by: biden at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (FlZoV)

51 Isn't Iran allied with Russia?

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (lX8VI)

52 >but the four-page bulletin notes that extremists have conducted or plotted attacks against "perceived political or ideological opponents," in the past, the DHS and FBI said.
-----


did they provide any examples? Past incidents? No?

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (/7KEl)

53 Meh, I don’t doubt the Iranians would like to kill Trump. My question is did they use this threat to get the right people involved in Trump’s detail?

Also Fox is reporting Biden is going to propose term limits and enforceable ethics rules against the Supreme Court. Who’s the dictator again?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (Y8lzz)

54 Whacked out knife welding individual found dead in park near RNC convention. Cause of death asphyxiation from hang pjerking in a tree and multiple gunshot wounds but mostly multiple gunshot wounds generously supplied by local LEO's..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (o3Uyl)

55 How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (t/2Uw)

56 Two federal law enforcement sources told Fox News the level of the plot by Iran is unclear.
-
Translation: Iran is behind all of the other snipers, bombers, and drone pilots that the FBI and CIA have been recruiting for action this year, and we're telling you now since the first one didn't work and our ability to make up excuses after the fact kind of sucks.

Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (Dnobf)

57 So, the people that lied and said the Steele Dossier was true ....
And lied and said Covid came from a wet market ....
And lied and said the Hunter laptop was fake....
And lied and said Trump stole classified docs....

Now want us to believe them?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (7V4TD)

58 Democracy Dies on a sloped roof...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (TGPs7)

59 The Iranians know that PDT is going to sanction their asses back to the BC ages. Hezbollah is going to go tits up and the Gazans are going to start killing hamas on their own

Check out Vance's stance on Iran

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (5MvGY)

60 52 >but the four-page bulletin notes that extremists have conducted or plotted attacks against "perceived political or ideological opponents," in the past, the DHS and FBI said.
-----

I guess Biden's safe then

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (IyPmt)

61 🚨BREAKING: At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."
Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (fCsjm)

Can we go back to calling these "cheap fakes" or has that ship sailed?

Posted by: KJP at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (lg881)

62 Did y'all see the video of the dozen or so LEOs trying to respond to the shooter's location, but there was a locked gate in their way?

They had to bring in a police cruiser to ram the fence several times to unblock their path.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (Odg76)

63 2
I don't believe the iranian threat for a second.
Our "intelligence" "community" has done nothing but lie to us since before 9/11.

That makes 2 of us. These Regime scum lie about everything, all of the time

Posted by: Ex GOP at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (GpUII)

64 >>> 29 Trump better go private with Eric Prince or something asap. There's probably 1000 badass operators that would volunteer.
Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (zdYK9)

I do NOT recommend Paranormal Tactical.

Posted by: Owen Pitt at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (VavZF)

65 gaffe = accidentally saying what's really on his mind.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (3Fz6p)

66 When in doubt double down. This seems to be the new motto of the FBI and the protective services.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (unUNN)

67

President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices and an enforceable ethics code, according to two people briefed on the plans.

He is also weighing whether to call for a constitutional amendment to eliminate broad immunity for presidents and other constitutional officeholders, the people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss private deliberations.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

68 20 I ask again, if they had advance word of an Iranian threat, how did they know it was a lone wolf so fast?
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI)

This has been an OnlyFeds production.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 05:51 PM (EXuhY)

69 The Terry Schiavo case tore us apart in the comments. It was an AoS civil war. But the atheist battles would bubble up every few months and it would get ugly.
Posted by: Soothsayer'

I feel that. But at the age of 17 I got sent to volunteer at a hospice cancer center, with desperate people terrified to die and families who wouldn't let their family member die when they wanted to.
I'll pull a plug, believe me.
First thing they had me do was haul dead bodies out to see if I'd get sick. Some of them were literally melted skeletons, filled with chemicals drawing out their last breaths so drugged they didn't even know who they were. Family couldn't or wouldn't take the responsibility.
Taught me that sometimes people do need to kill someone, take the hit, and figure it out with God later.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 05:51 PM (bFId9)

70 Trump does the Les Nessman bit

Posted by: Jamaica at July 16, 2024 05:51 PM (IG7T0)

71 Much ado about nothing.

Posted by: Epstein's Guards at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (woPEM)

72 >>> 58 Democracy Dies on a sloped roof...
Posted by: Mister Ghost at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (TGPs7)

Nah, just a patsy.

Posted by: Kim Cheeto at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (VavZF)

73 Those dastardly Iranians!

Should have gone with Russian assassin’s instead. Would have had most of Congress eating it up.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (EXuhY)

Paulie Walnuts: You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (Aqu9a)

74 Democracy rolls away at a twenty-degree incline

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (gKWVE)

75 Beware of Iranian students

https://youtu.be/7bhgTciPgus?si=uXxqLT2xPUCkL6pY

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (/7KEl)

76 This one?

http://tiny.cc/ppe6zz
Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM


Probably not, but "We're gonna build 2 million affordable homes"? Can Pete Buttigieg project manage that with the same efficacy he's building out EV charging stations?

Magic 8-Ball sez "Reply hazy. Ask again later."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (LJYWu)

77 Biden needs extra SS to protect himself from his own Party.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (NpAcC)

78 I'm getting more and more worried about the EV being a tie at 269.

In this case, I believe the House of Reps picks the President (Trump) but the Senate picks the First Lady (Dr. Jill Biden).

Posted by: theATL at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (GhJWt)

79 If our borders are "as secure as they have been in history" how, pray tell, did these Iranian Ninja Delta Force Assassins get into the US?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (7V4TD)

80 THAT WAS OUR BEST!

//Biden's Ex-Skinny Dipping Bodyguard

Posted by: sven at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (X0I7i)

81 If there is a Lone Wolf on a mission, how does anyone know he is alone? Who observes the Lone Wolf, to ensure the Lone Wolf is truly a Lone Wolf? Does the Lone Wolf lift a leg on a falling tree in a forest, where nobody else is there to see or hear it?

So many questions.
I should ask a Sikh.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (bFId9)

82 OT, but Diogenes being mighty quiet after today's golfing. Money out I'm thinking.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (4780s)

83 I nooded in the Disney post.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (O7YUW)

84 In this case, I believe the House of Reps picks the President (Trump) but the Senate picks the First Lady (Dr. Jill Biden).
Posted by: theATL at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (GhJWt)

**shudders**

I’m going to need another drink.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (EXuhY)

85 Trump should just randomly move the bandage from ear to ear.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (LkLld)

A suggestion for the ages, straight from the Les Nessman playbook!

It could be the ultimate troll from President Trump. A new bandage or Band—Aid on a different location every day until the election!!

Posted by: Save us, Zombie Ronald Reagan! at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (5/BgI)

86 I don't believe the iranian threat for a second.

Our "intelligence" "community" has done nothing but lie to us since before 9/11.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (FlZoV)

--------------------

Isn't that what the open border is for?

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (unUNN)

87 Shooter Crooks ended up with a new front hole, so there’s that.

Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (DEcDC)

88 >>How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?

It can't. Just Biden throwing a bone to the smooth brained lunatic left.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (LkLld)

89 >>> 55 How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (t/2Uw)

Because his fee-fees tell him to.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (VavZF)

90 84 In this case, I believe the House of Reps picks the President (Trump) but the Senate picks the First Lady (Dr. Jill Biden).
Posted by: theATL at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (GhJWt)


LOL.... Melania/ Jill.. who to pick who to pick...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (IyPmt)

91
On a scale of Jussie Smollett to the Gretchen Whitmer fednapping, how real is this alleged threat?

Bubba Wallace and the evil garage door.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

92 Tanned, rested and ready

Posted by: Patriot Front at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (fs1hN)

93 I nooded in the Disney post.

Joke's on you, Disney's into that kind of thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (dZVON)

94 Probably not, but "We're gonna build 2 million affordable homes"? Can Pete Buttigieg project manage that with the same efficacy he's building out EV charging stations?

Magic 8-Ball sez "Reply hazy. Ask again later."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (LJYWu)
-----------
Suddenly saying "GAW!!" in the middle of his tirade was the creepiest part.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (3Fz6p)

95 The bylaws say I get Jus Prima Nocte

Posted by: Pete! at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (gKWVE)

96
Terry's parents wanted to take care of her. Her ex-husband could've walked away. But he was dead-set on terminating his ex wife.

I sided with the parents. I didn't believe the ex wanted the best for Terry.

Besides, the parents would've pulled the plug, eventually. They weren't ready yet. Should've given them the time.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (FlZoV)

97 There apparently was coordination between the perpetrators of the assassination attempt (FBI/CIA/DHS) and the Secret Service (under DHS.)

Draw your own conclusions.

It was a plan of omission. Agents NOT being tasked to certain areas while other, less capable agents were assigned to Trump. His own, personal security should have been aware of this and acted accordingly. Perhaps they did and the Service countermanded that.

Trump's own security has been quiet. I'd like to hear what they have to say.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (Q4IgG)

98 Bribe'em is gonna say a lot of shit. He isn't going to get any of it done. Congress already has one foot out the door for recess.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (5MvGY)

99 No specific targets are mentioned, but the four-page bulletin notes that extremists have conducted or plotted attacks against "perceived political or ideological opponents," in the past, the DHS and FBI said.

As we said as a you g lad: put up or shut up.

Other than the Witless Whitmer caper, any examples?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (FxH7T)

100 84 In this case, I believe the House of Reps picks the President (Trump) but the Senate picks the First Lady (Dr. Jill Biden).
Posted by: theATL at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (GhJWt)

**shudders**

I’m going to need another drink.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM (EXuhY)

Me too.

Posted by: DJT at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (lg881)

101 We have yet to see if Kim Cheatle diverted resources to protect the very unthreatened First Doctor Lady, leaving Trump with an understaffed C-Team

--------------

I'm calling it now: Trump's Understaffed C-Team fell for the old banana-in-the-tailpipe trick.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (R8LPS)

102 >How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?

It can't

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (/7KEl)

103 the FBI and Department of Homeland Security said Monday in a rare joint intelligence bulletin.
Violent extremists or others "may attempt follow-on or retaliatory acts of violence
=
That's some interesting choices of words there.

"Follow on" would seem to be in support of the initial attack. Which implies that Retardee Oswald wasn't actually acting alone. Also weird that "right wing" extremists would be on that team.

Stopping "Retaliatory" attacks of course means that they mean to protect those who were responsible for the attack on Trump, which is also weird if that was a lone wolf.

Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (Dnobf)

104
On the plus side, we know have learned DEI's kryptonite: slopes. Slopes are the cross to the DEI vampire.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (w6EFb)

105 Article yesterday at American Thinker a guy who went to rally Saturday and many others said this one security was much more relaxed as hardly even checked.

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (fwDg9)

106 >>> 87 Shooter Crooks ended up with a new front hole, so there's that.
Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (DEcDC)

See, he WAS a tranny.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (VavZF)

107 Democracy Dies on a sloped roof...
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Like a bank robbery foiled by a chain on the pen.....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (7V4TD)

108 What hump?
Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM


Tomorrow is Hump Day. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: AoSHQ Staff Dromedary at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (LJYWu)

109 Trump needs to fill the stage bleachers with hard hat guys,Hells Angels and fat chick's next open air rally

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (o3Uyl)

110 On a scale of Jussie Smollett to the Gretchen Whitmer fednapping, how real is this alleged threat?

Bubba Wallace and the evil garage door.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 05:55 PM (63Dwl)

We're on the case!

Posted by: The Hardy Boys at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (Aqu9a)

111 If there was pay equal to what I currently earn...I'd quit my day job, climb my chonky well nourished a$$ into a bright construction yellow jump suit pair of overalls, and PERSONALLY inspect every fucking roof to within a 1,000 yard line of sight to Trump's position at his ralleys. Then post another private security guard with lethal force roe to keep it secure until after Trump leaves the AO. Fuck the SS and their dei incompetence.

Posted by: BifBewalski at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (MsrgL)

112 I hate to say this but there is no way that we have seen the last attempt on Trump's life. Too many people with too many interests that Trump threatens. People don't give up power until dead and sometimes not then.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (zte34)

113 Horde, what is the best platform to watch the RNC tonight? YouTube, X? I want to hear DeSantis and Vivek speak. I watched last night on local NBC/ABC affiliates but they kept breaking away for commercial during speeches and was really annoying.

???

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

114 Secret Service agreed to brief the House Oversight Committee. DHS stepped in and said all communications will go through them. DHS is now refusing to confirm a briefing time.

http://tiny.cc/4qe6zz

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (Odg76)

115 Isn't Iran allied with Russia?
Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (lX8VI)
_______________________________________

Only when progressives are attempting to demonize Trump for supposed Russian links, never in regard to supporting Israel against Iran's proxies, Hamas and Hezbollah (or against Iran itself).

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (7jnj9)

116
A twist on Hanlon's Razoer with a paraphrase of one of Arthur C. Clarke's laws:

Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (w6EFb)

117 I missed the earlier thread about the fact Cheatle didn't have counter-snipers on the roof because it was "too sloped."

That right there is the stupidest thing I've read this week.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (BpYfr)

118
Isn't that what the open border is for?
Posted by: Decaf


Great point.

The same DHS that allows millions of potential foreign threats to cross the border is saying they take a vague Iranian possible threat seriously?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (FlZoV)

119 >>> Good Afternoon
I love this picture
https://tinyurl.com/zx86vasv
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:47 PM (t/2Uw)

Cute! Glad you shared it.
Is that a secret service member fist bumping his son?

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (Eng1Z)

120 They say the SS was stretched thin, and overworked so they had to have amateur hour to protect Trump.

I really doubt that unless the SS is only hiring women and there are not enough candidates to fill positions.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (377Ja)

121 that lame bar band is playing the RNC again.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

122 I still need someone to ask Joe Manchin what he meant when he was asked on Friday what they were going to do about Biden and he said, well, we'll just have to wait till after Sunday.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (XV/Pl)

123 Maybe that's why they keep trying to say the shooter was Republican.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (xjTDL)

124 I somehow jumped a minute in time . I'm frightened, hold me
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (zte34)
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If I recall, there was something on the Morning Report about climate change now affecting time.

That's now the second stupidest thing I've read this week.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (BpYfr)

125 I missed the earlier thread about the fact Cheatle didn't have counter-snipers on the roof because it was "too sloped."

That right there is the stupidest thing I've read this week.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 05:57 PM (BpYfr)

Wait. It's only Tuesday afternoon.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (Aqu9a)

126 cheri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QEDVZ990sA

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

127 Maybe, but given his prior rhetoric towards Trump I'm not going to give Bye-done the benefit of the doubt here.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (dZVON)

--------------

Bye-done. Brilliant and needs to go on placards to be held up at the RNC convention.

Posted by: Decaf at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (unUNN)

128 So many questions.
I should ask a Sikh.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 05:53 PM


Assuming you're Sikhing answers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (LJYWu)

129 I will say this. The local cop that didn't 'serve and protect' needs to get the Parkland FL HS chicken cop treatment.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (o3Uyl)

130 He is also weighing whether to call for a constitutional amendment to eliminate broad immunity for presidents and other constitutional officeholders, the people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss private deliberations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabo

His non-recognized grand daughter will be collecting SS before that amendment ever passes.

Anyone fooled by this effort shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Trump should ask him at the next debate to explain the amendment process

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (FxH7T)

131 @75/Don Black: It's been years since I watched Used Cars. I need to go back and watch that, for the Marshal Lucky clip if nothing else. I'd completely forgotten about the Iranian students bit.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (O7YUW)

132 Cheri, I'm watching Right Side Broadcasting on Rumble:

https://tinyurl.com/RSBNDAY2RNC

https://rumble.com/v56khvh-live-day-two-
2024-republican-national-convention
-in-milwaukee-wisconsin-716.html

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (Eng1Z)

133 alright you mooks I'm figna go watch the Convention
remember:

no guns
no knives
no spitting

Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl)

134 Trump should just randomly move the bandage from ear to ear.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (LkLld)

------------

Has the DogEater offered a skin graft yet from one of his jugs?

/Phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (R8LPS)

135 Trump does the Les Nessman bit
Posted by: Jamaica

Puts masking tape on the floor of his 'office'?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (T7fic)

136 How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?

It can't. Just Biden throwing a bone to the smooth brained lunatic left.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 16, 2024 05:54 PM (LkLld)

Thank you. What I thought.
So every day he is just going to keep throwing out impossible things like controlling rent hikes, reforming the SC, claiming a ceasefire in Gaza, while unable to complete a sentence and less than 6 months left in his term.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (t/2Uw)

137 >>> 130
==
Trump should ask him at the next debate to explain the amendment process
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 16, 2024 05:59 PM (FxH7T)

I would pay to see this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (VavZF)

138 In a previous thread I mentioned the shooter using a ladder to access the roof was debunked. It was a Matt Walsh/The Official Sory On Trumps Shooting....@8:43 in to the video he said shooter accessed roof from air conditioning unit. His purchase of a ladder at Home Depot was true.
Really doesn't matter if he swung on a rope like Tarzan or used a pogo stick to access the roof, either way he got up on the roof.

Just like we have no clue what the margin of votes needed to overcome Dem cheating is, we're never gonna know the complete story of this shooter.

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (IlL6s)

139
biden is promising 2 million free homes to his black voters?

Wait is this, Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes?

The oprah winfrey show?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (FlZoV)

140 that lame bar band is playing the RNC again.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (gKWVE)

Play that funky music white boy

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (NtVYv)

141 @64, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (UWgy2)

142 Look the SS has been cutting back. Just like all the other Gov agecies.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

143 Effing cheatle cheeto guard

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (FUHCU)

144
biden has turned his campaign into a goddam Raffle!

1 Vote = 1 chance to win one of 2 million brand new houses!

More votes = more chances!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (FlZoV)

145 biden is promising 2 million free homes to his black voters?

Wait is this, Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes?

The oprah winfrey show?


He can't deliver anyways, might as well go big.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (dZVON)

146 Wait. It's only Tuesday afternoon.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM (Aqu9a)
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Yep. The Left has lots more stupid to unleash between now and Saturday...

Their reaction to Trump's acceptance speech will most likely take the top spot...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (BpYfr)

147 What y'all don't realize with the stupid stuff you're reading is the significant drawdown that this Administration is doing to the Strategic Millikohn Reserve.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (LJYWu)

148 >>How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?

It can't. Just Biden throwing a bone to the smooth brained lunatic left.
---.
I thought it was glaring at the debate, instead of talking about all the things he had done, his most animated was all the things they were going to do.
1) little late in the game for that, eh?
2) but he does know his defectives of their base will still fall for it
3) winning campaigns always spend the summer fending off calls to resign and proposing pie-in-the-sky schemes to shore up the base.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:02 PM (7V4TD)

149 67

President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices and an enforceable ethics code, according to two people briefed on the plans.

He is also weighing whether to call for a constitutional amendment to eliminate broad immunity for presidents and other constitutional officeholders, the people said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss private deliberations.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (63Dwl)

Mush from the wimp. For the rubes.

An intro US civics course will teach you that one branch of government cannot control another branch of government. And that it's one thing to propose an amendment, but another one entirely to get enough states to pass it. Good luck in getting anyone other than the law nerds excited about this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:02 PM (SdLmn)

150 >>> Look the SS has been cutting back. Just like all the other Gov agecies.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (Z8Yh2)

They defanged the military, so SS was inevitable.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 06:02 PM (Eng1Z)

151 124 I somehow jumped a minute in time . I'm frightened, hold me
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 05:41 PM (zte34)

I got you.

Posted by: Kamalala at July 16, 2024 06:02 PM (lg881)

152 Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 05:58 PM

Thank you!!

Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2024 06:02 PM (oiNtH)

153 Mollie

@MZHemingway
On a scale of Jussie Smollett to the Gretchen Whitmer fednapping, how real is this alleged threat?

---------------

I give it 51 former & current IC spook & traitor Pinocchios.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:02 PM (pawQN)

154 @elonmusk
Visual approximation of Secret Service Director Cheetos’s “foolproof” assassination protection strategy

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/
1813301437033746904

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (FUHCU)

155 The IC is running this country and they will not tolerate threats to their power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (xcxpd)

156 U.S. authorities are concerned about possible attacks in retaliation to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, the FBI and Department of Homeland Security said Monday in a rare joint intelligence bulletin

It's pretty tough to retaliate against a dead person. Or are they saying that there are others involved?

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (Sf2cq)

157 Effing cheatle cheeto guard
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (FUHCU)
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Nothing can come between us
When it gets dark I tow your heart away

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (3Fz6p)

158 Perhaps now is not the time for Iran or China to make trouble? With Biden clearly on the ropes, the last thing they should do is give him some sort of "wag the dog" opportunity to show strength and flex muscles.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (+H2BX)

159
Horde, what is the best platform to watch the RNC tonight?

https://streamfare.com/fox_news_2

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (63Dwl)

160  If there is a Lone Wolf on a mission, how does anyone know he is alone? Who observes the Lone Wolf, to ensure the Lone Wolf is truly a Lone Wolf? Does the Lone Wolf lift a leg on a falling tree in a forest, where nobody else is there to see or hear it?
----
A Lone Wolf wears a Three Wolf t-shirt.

Yes, it's a paradox.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (7V4TD)

161 113 Horde, what is the best platform to watch the RNC tonight?
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CSPAN.

https://tinyurl.com/492k43fe

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (woPEM)

162 113: try CSPAN? It used to be ok. Haven't watched it in years.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (sAmhv)

163 Lizlem. I believe so. It is especially funny because he's in jeans and the SS are all in suits and ties.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (t/2Uw)

164 He is also weighing whether to call for a constitutional amendment to eliminate broad immunity for presidents

Don't. Seriously, that's stupid.

Posted by: Gnaeus Pompeius at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (gKWVE)

165 This "right wing" nonsense is pure grade A horseshit.

How many "right wing" riots broke out over the weekend due to the shooting of Trump?

Lesse there was...carry the the one divide by pi and...

Oh yeah! Exactly zero.

There was no "right wing" burning, looting, or murder. No rioting. No threats.

Now, imagine if the situation was reversed. Yeah, that's right. All of the Blue Shitholes would would be burning and plagued with violence.

These a-holes cannot be fired and have their pensions revoked fast enough.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (eDfFs)

166 is purchase of a ladder at Home Depot was true.
Really doesn't matter if he swung on a rope like Tarzan or used a pogo stick to access the roof, either way he got up on the roof.

Just like we have no clue what the margin of votes needed to overcome Dem cheating is, we're never gonna know the complete story of this shooter.
Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2024 06:00 PM (IlL6s)
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There's pictures at the Daily Mail that show a ladder propped up against the building in a spot hidden by shrubbery, providing a hidden way up to the roof. There's no reason to put a ladder in that spot unless you are trying to avoid detection.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (BpYfr)

167 The Iran Threat gambit is always handy, because there's a always a decent chance there is a threat out there even if you're just winging it. And no one's going to press you for details, because "thnashulcurity."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (wzAuc)

168 I somehow jumped a minute in time . I'm frightened, hold me

Take it easy, and let's figure out how this happened. Did you happen to make a jump to the left?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (dZVON)

169 U.S. authorities are concerned about possible attacks in retaliation to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump

This should make Joe Biden very nervous, because how does the false flag at the end of this narrative go?

Maybe this "New Donald" is an attempt to save Biden's life (and the country).

Posted by: t-bird at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (Fr3vV)

170 Slopes. Why does it always have to be slopes.

Posted by: ... at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (lX8VI)

171 >>> 156 U.S. authorities are concerned about possible attacks in retaliation to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, the FBI and Department of Homeland Security said Monday in a rare joint intelligence bulletin
==
It's pretty tough to retaliate against a dead person. Or are they saying that there are others involved?
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (Sf2cq)

Why are you looking at us like that?

Posted by: three letter agencies at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (VavZF)

172 Biden: Guess how many jellybeans have filled the Washington Monument and win a seat on the Supreme Court! Entries due by August 1. No purchase necessary to win.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM (Aqu9a)

173 Nobody play along with this horseshit "iRaNiAn aSsaSSiNaTioN tHrEat". These are the same jackasses that said Hunter's laptop was Russian disinfo. This is 100% intended to distract away from Biden and the Democrats violent rhetoric and the Secret Service's abject incompetence. Do not fall for it.

Posted by: deadrody at July 16, 2024 06:05 PM (ieQ++)

174
Surreal times.

We might see The Court strike down a law/order (if passed, or signed) making it "illegal" for The Court to oppose the other two branches.

Surreal.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:05 PM (FlZoV)

175 You fuckers want houses? You get a house! And you get a house! And you...

Posted by: The Oprahpottamus at July 16, 2024 06:05 PM (qZEuM)

176 President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices

*shift uncomfortably in their chairs*

Posted by: The fossils serving in congress and never leaving until death takes them at July 16, 2024 06:05 PM (Eng1Z)

177
D eath
E ntitlement
I nsignificance

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:05 PM (gbOdA)

178 The fact they didn’t remove Trump from the area when there was a known potential threat in the vicinity is pretty much proof positive it was a planned “incident”.

I won’t even include the whole “let the assassin shoot first” rule they were apparently going by.


Pretty soon the Left will be saying “it was only a slight wound to his ear, why are you making such a big deal about it?”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:06 PM (377Ja)

179 Take it easy, and let's figure out how this happened. Did you happen to make a jump to the left?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 06:04 PM


And then a step to the right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 16, 2024 06:06 PM (LJYWu)

180 37 Mr. Biden, what about your gaffes?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at July 16, 2024 05:48 PM (QSrLX)
----
FJB: "What about my giraffes?"

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #09 at July 16, 2024 06:06 PM (qfLjt)

181 Here's another one for the 'Ettes based on our conversation yesterday about beards.

https://tinyurl.com/46huem9b

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (t/2Uw)

182 You can't be too careful.

Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (pQLwA)

183 I know it wont happen because Trump believes America is like it was 50 years ago and the "G-Men" were the good guys, but I want everything dragged out into the sunlight.

It's so obvious the feds at almost every level are attempting to stoke Oklahoma City-type incidents with agents. I want to see names revealed and heads to roll.

Posted by: Blago at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (wMRY8)

184 The kid secreted a ladder and a friggin rifle into the secure perimeter.

Totally lone wolf.

Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (Lx5BF)

185 Although the morons can also benefit from the advice given.
https://tinyurl.com/46huem9b

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (t/2Uw)

186
Babylon Bee: Piece of Trump's ear shot off begins to grow into second Trump.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (w6EFb)

187 biden is promising 2 million free homes to his black voters?

Wait is this, Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes?

The oprah winfrey show?

He can't deliver anyways, might as well go big.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 06:01 PM (dZVON)

....

What is this, homes for 2 million ants?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (rAsBA)

188 175 You fuckers want houses? You get a house! And you get a house! And you...
Posted by: The Oprahpottamus at July 16, 2024 06:05 PM (qZEuM)

OK they will be ready in about 12 years with permitting, DEI carpenters, fund dispersal, and final inspections.

Heres a tarp till then.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (gbOdA)

189 Biden is fucking textbook here, Mencken once observed (100 years ago)

"Elections are a kind of advance auction of stolen goods"

I think another of his "Government is the great fiction where everyone thinks they can live at someone else's expense"

The dissident Soviets had it more succinct maybe.

"The only free cheese is in the trap"

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (sNauO)

190 Babylon Bee: Piece of Trump's ear shot off begins to grow into second Trump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (w6EFb)

Haha. Just like The Thing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (Aqu9a)

191 So Biden is at the "I'm gonna get a second drink machine in the cafeteria, with healthy options like juice and milk!" stage of his campaign.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (7V4TD)

192 I'm no bigwig national security expert, but i would think that a confirmed plot to murder one of our presidential candidates is a legitimate casus belli.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (BAEGB)

193 @166 "Perfessor" Squirrel- minor detail of little importance really. Instead of waiting 48 hours to comment on this probably should wait two weeks.

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (IlL6s)

194 U.S. authorities are concerned about possible attacks in retaliation to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, the FBI and Department of Homeland Security said Monday in a rare joint intelligence bulletin.
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They're going to need a bigger fednapping.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (krQz2)

195 Secret Service can not explain their excuses yet because it's a coverup.

Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (s9TOl)

196 What hump?
Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 05:49 PM (fCsjm)p.i]

What hump?

--eleven monkeys with a football

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (D7oie)

197 You can't be too careful.

Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (pQLwA)

...

No, we're the cheap guys who just shoot okay.

The guys who buy those boxes of 20 rounds that cost $70, those are the good shots.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (rAsBA)

198 75 Beware of Iranian students

https://youtu.be/7bhgTciPgus?si=uXxqLT2xPUCkL6pY
Posted by: Don Black at July 16, 2024 05:52 PM (/7KEl)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Running around yelling Ayatollah, Ayatollah!!"

Posted by: deadrody at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (ieQ++)

199 RNC crowd doesn't sound too hungover yet...

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (o3Uyl)

200 >>> 192 I'm no bigwig national security expert, but i would think that a confirmed plot to murder one of our presidential candidates is a legitimate casus belli.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (BAEGB)

That's right, you're *not* us.

*We* are going to lower the temperature, and stuff.

Posted by: EXPERTS! at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (VavZF)

201 Pretty soon the Left will be saying “it was only a slight wound to his ear, why are you making such a big deal about it?”
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

My favorite deranged utterance:

"Hey Republicans, let's pretend is a school child and ignore this shooting like you do all the others."

Yes, some libs are actually posting that.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (T7fic)

202 Haha. Just like The Thing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (Aqu9a)

Sweet! So if Vance turns into a squish, we can have Ear-Trump step in!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (BAEGB)

203 Babylon Bee: Piece of Trump's ear shot off begins to grow into second Trump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Starfish Trump.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (qZEuM)

204 173 Nobody play along with this horseshit "iRaNiAn aSsaSSiNaTioN tHrEat". These are the same jackasses that said Hunter's laptop was Russian disinfo. This is 100% intended to distract away from Biden and the Democrats violent rhetoric and the Secret Service's abject incompetence. Do not fall for it.
Posted by: deadrody
......................................
The thing is, this is probable, due to wide open borders, corrupt institutions, and Democrats. Sadly, everything is broken and it's a tsunami of lies, so nobody believes anything.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (sAmhv)

205 160 A Lone Wolf wears a Three Wolf t-shirt.

Yes, it's a paradox.


well, a pair o'dogs, anyway.

Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)

206 RealBFolks🇺🇲
@RealBFolks
·
20m
🚨BREAKING: At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."
==


disgusting old fvck; go away already

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (V13WU)

207 >President Biden is finalizing plans...

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Gaff at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (vAcph)

208 Secret Service can not explain their excuses yet because it's a coverup.

Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (s9TOl)
---
Of c-r-(a)-p for short.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (krQz2)

209 In 3 years they built 3 THREE superchargers.

3 FUCKING CHARGERS

I managed and built 4 to stud tear down remodels from August thru Decembers.

When I say studs I mean standing on west wall of house and seeing east wall.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (gbOdA)

210 The dude shot from the roof where SS counter snipers were hanging out?

That cannot be true.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (aPY1X)

211 113 Horde, what is the best platform to watch the RNC tonight? YouTube, X? I want to hear DeSantis and Vivek speak. I watched last night on local NBC/ABC affiliates but they kept breaking away for commercial during speeches and was really annoying.

???
Posted by: Cheri at July 16, 2024 05:56 PM (oiNtH)

————

I heard the PlutoTV streaming has Newsmax which is covering the convention.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (377Ja)

212 I bet "Iranian Assassination Threat" is the new Russian Election Interference.

The left finally figured out that we're bored with Russia being the boogeyman, and they decided to bring Iran back as the bad guy in this plot.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (rAsBA)

213 Assuming there was a credible threat of assassination...

Knowing that they provided third rate protection.
They were hoping something would go down.

Not unlike putting a 'guardrail' to prevent falls, or what appears to be a guardrail, hoping to have a giggle when somebody expects a real guardrail, puts their weight against it, and plummets to their death.

IOW - They set up a trap.
May not be a literal conspiracy, but just on the above I'd convict them to life in prison as accessories before the fact by setting the table.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (cOq4q)

214 203 Babylon Bee: Piece of Trump's ear shot off begins to grow into second Trump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb)

Starfish Trump.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (qZEuM)

Lobo Trump

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (xcxpd)

215
Pedo Menendez remaining defiant?

says everyone is a foreign agent!

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (FlZoV)

216 Okay, I cannot let this go.
Bob Iger:
"We’re not going to make everyone happy all the time, and we’re not [going to] try to. We’re certainly not going to lessen our core values in order to make everyone happy all the time.”

The entire goal of entertainment, to get right to the core of it, is anyone making a work of entertainment wants to sell it to every single person on Planet Earth. That is the nature of commercial enertainment. That is The Goal. Bob Iger is not the CEO of an entertainment company, he is a cult acolyte.

Samuel Goldfish rolls in his GRAVE seeing Bob Iger destroy all he worked so hard to build. And for what, some Violets and Nancys?

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (bFId9)

217
🚨BREAKING: At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."
==
---
He meant that in a temperature toned-down way, of course.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (krQz2)

218 looks like he just used that axe to cut a cake

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (gKWVE)

219 The kid secreted a ladder and a friggin rifle into the secure perimeter.

Totally lone wolf.


"Hey! Quit making so much noise up there!"

Posted by: The Three Counter-Snipers at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (Fr3vV)

220 🚨BREAKING: At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."
==


They keep this shit up and President Trump will tear up the current speech.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (W/lyH)

221 MAYORKAS: "I have 100% confidence in the director of the United States Secret Service. I have 100% confidence in the United States Secret Service."

Question: "Why?"

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (nLFEI)

222 13 I firmly believe Mr. Trump has his own protection, and if he didn't before, he does now.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at July 16, 2024 05:44 PM (sRfrW)

He needs it. If Nixon could afford to do it, Trump could easily.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (8sMut)

223 False flags definitely are on the menu, in part to serve their leftwing paymasters and in part to justify their bloated budgets. Yes, firings and prosecutions have to be on the table but outright abolition of such evil agencies as the DHS and FBI have to be as well. They are little more than mentally retarded KGBs.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (KSNKu)

224 VP Vance wife interened for Justice Gorsuch and worked for Justice Roberts..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (o3Uyl)

225 "But I bet we all know which way to bet on this one."
I bet you bet.

Posted by: PG at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (rCO8r)

226 Pretty soon the Left will be saying “it was only a slight wound to his ear, why are you making such a big deal about it?”
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

My favorite deranged utterance:

"Hey Republicans, let's pretend is a school child and ignore this shooting like you do all the others."

Yes, some libs are actually posting that.
Posted by: Tonypete


Conservatives blame the person.
Liberals blame an inanimate object.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (Wt5CP)

227 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM


50?? Luxury! I have one.

Posted by: Bernard Fife of Mayberry, North Carolina at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (LJYWu)

228 189 Biden is fucking textbook here, Mencken once observed (100 years ago)

"Elections are a kind of advance auction of stolen goods"

I think another of his "Government is the great fiction where everyone thinks they can live at someone else's expense"

The dissident Soviets had it more succinct maybe.

"The only free cheese is in the trap"
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (sNauO)

OPM

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (gbOdA)

229 So, by tomorrow the Democrats will be somehow blaming Congress for the lax security because of threatened budget cuts.

That's as close to an official confirmation that they deliberately pulled agents as you'll get.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (7V4TD)

230 Biden will continue to give lax security for Trump.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (/bnxD)

231 How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 05:50 PM (t/2Uw)


By forcing through a constitutional amendment OR by packing the court so the court itself says "sure, why not"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (D7oie)

232 210 The dude shot from the roof where SS counter snipers were hanging out?

That cannot be true.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (aPY1X)

———


Worse, it was the local PD command post, AND one of the cops took a picture of Crooks on the roof nearly 30 minutes before the shooting started.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (377Ja)

233 Is there somewhere that has a schedule of when people are speaking at the RNC?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (Zy6LG)

234 189 Biden is fucking textbook here, Mencken once observed (100 years ago)

"Elections are a kind of advance auction of stolen goods"

I think another of his "Government is the great fiction where everyone thinks they can live at someone else's expense"

The dissident Soviets had it more succinct maybe.

"The only free cheese is in the trap"
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:08 PM (sNauO)

Keynes
No one gets out alive in the end.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (gbOdA)

235 "cutting back", LOL ... service maybe, budget not so much

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (UWgy2)

236 >>> 182 You can't be too careful.

Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (pQLwA)

I think if she knew how often "white males" do this, let alone *anyone*, she would do a Brandon in her pants and maybe even GTFO of the US like her fellow travelers keep 'threatening' to do.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (VavZF)

237
They keep this shit up and President Trump will tear up the current speech.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (W/lyH)

Let's pray they keep it up, then.*


*Unless the speech is to lull the bastards to sleep before the big hammer drops.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (KSNKu)

238 233 Is there somewhere that has a schedule of when people are speaking at the RNC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (Zy6LG)

I looked and looked yesterday and couldn't find anything. Just garbage MSN and Forbes clickbait.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (aPY1X)

239 233

https://tinyurl.com/yc857r7f

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (gbOdA)

240 Maybe the Iran threat just went up because the deal was set for the alphabets to subtract Tehran's biggest concern on Saturday--or else--and now we're at "or else."

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (wzAuc)

241 Biden, and Joe ought to be concerned.

Lots of his party and supporters and the media (BIRM) are totally cool with shooting Republicans They Don't Like, if polling is any indication.

I'll give it another day or two, and they may decide they can get a new candidate on the battle box pretty easily.

Where are the Reporters asking constituents if they are cool with shooting Old Joe, since they seem untroubled by those pesky moralistic dilemmas? They should see the fragrant possibilities here.

Kathy Griffin can hold up Biden's Severed Head at the DNC convention! It's right in keeping with these satan worshiping bastards, they have no problem with it. Time to Move On!

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (sNauO)

242 221 MAYORKAS: "I have 100% confidence in the director of the United States Secret Service. I have 100% confidence in the United States Secret Service."

Question: "Why?"
Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (nLFEI)

Because if you don't at first succeed, try and try again.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (SdLmn)

243 "Hey! Quit making so much noise up there!"
Posted by: The Three Counter-Snipers


Were there really counter snipers posted inside the building where they couldn't see anything? Or were they supposed to be outside, but it was too hot outside for delicate flowers?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (Odg76)

244
Ace, they had intel about Iran and increased the security such as it was BEFORE the rally!


At least that is what I am seeing at Free Beacon and Legal Insurrection.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (x0n13)

245 The dude shot from the roof where SS counter snipers were hanging out?

That cannot be true.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM (aPY1X)

———


Worse, it was the local PD command post, AND one of the cops took a picture of Crooks on the roof nearly 30 minutes before the shooting started.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (377Ja)

And he was using a laser range finder? There is really truly only one use for those.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (rAsBA)

246 Every time I hear more my opinion goes down. I can’t think of any situation in the last 20 years (at least) where I heard about something the government did and was impressed. Well maybe once: the zero dark thirty Bin Laden raid that took him out…. In one hundred plus other cases my opinion plummets. I mean the SS is a total shit show. James Pinkerton is rolling over in his grave. This Cheatle character: a complete joke. I’m still not over the “sloped roof” comment

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (xT8gx)

247 LibsofTikTok has spent the last three days screenshotting assassination wishes from randos on the left. Many of them have been getting fired. Kyle Gass seems to have completely destroyed his career with one public joke, and Jack Black has had to grovel afterwards.

I think the assassination attempt on Trump and the left's reaction to it is a paradigm shift in American, maybe even global, politics (the Gass thing happened in Australia).

I think normies have been hearing the unhinged stuff from the left and either thinking it was just normal rhetoric or were too afraid to say anything in response. The attempt on Trump's life followed by lefties everywhere saying that they wished the shooter had better aim has horrified normies. Horrified them.

That's not normal political discourse. That's unhinged insanity. They're now willing to let the left know that it's not acceptable. Firing the nice lady at Home Depot who wished on FB that Trump was dead, the school counselor, the nurse, the Dallas police officer, the guitar player with a famous friend. It's an acceptable thing to do in response to their unhinged insanity for normies now.

The left is finally, fully exposed as lunatic.

Posted by: TJM's phone at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (myX7S)

248 236 >>> 182 You can't be too careful.

Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (pQLwA)

I think if she knew how often "white males" do this, let alone *anyone*, she would do a Brandon in her pants and maybe even GTFO of the US like her fellow travelers keep 'threatening' to do.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (VavZF)

Heh, just bought 1k rounds on Monday. F- her

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (xcxpd)

249 You can also watch the convention on Roku.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (7V4TD)

250 15 So now they're whining that Trump's bandage is too big...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 05:45 PM (IyPmt)


I have experience in this area (not my own ear). Trump's bandage is remarkably low-profile. Also, ear wounds are very painful and Trump may very well be on opioids for a week or two.

Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (Sf2cq)

251 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (pQLwA)


what about obese women who buy cases of twinkies and boxed wine at costco?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (D7oie)

252 "BREAKING: At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."

Way to cool things down, Joe.

A lot of Dems won't say it outright, but they are very disappointed in the failure to take out DJT. It would make life so much simpler for them.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (vFG9F)

253 With the Biden admin being as good as it is for Iran I could see them wanting to take out Trump

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (HJ9BW)

254 195 Secret Service can not explain their excuses yet because it's a coverup.
Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (s9TOl)

I firmly believe that it is nothing more complicated than the USSS, via an edict from On High, back-burnered and purposely curtailed USSS protection for Trump. With the unwritten understanding that "if Trump is assassinated, so be it."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (8sMut)

255 If the administration was worried about an Iranian assassin at Dr President Dr. Jill Dr. Biden's event, why not cancel the event? All of 10 people would be disappointed.

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (nLFEI)

256 My favorite deranged utterance:

"Hey Republicans, let's pretend is a school child and ignore this shooting like you do all the others."
---
Hey, why don't you go fuck yourselves and give the little kids a break!

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)

257 Just comments from Sundowner day or so ago and using all the lies about Trump in Sundowner's own made up mind

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (fwDg9)

258 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM

Bitch, 50 rounds is just warming up.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (W/lyH)

259 And...the Democrat Party is going to just double down on its fascist messaging.

Posted by: TJM's phone at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (myX7S)

260 > Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities

Racist, sexist, and authoritarian. The trifecta!

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (Odg76)

261 >>> Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities

I imagine that doesn't cover even half a day at a typical MoMee

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (Eng1Z)

262 239 233

https://tinyurl.com/yc857r7f
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:14 PM (gbOdA)

Not really a schedule though. All they list is people who are gonna speak.

Like something that lists the order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (aPY1X)

263 You can't be too careful.
---
Which is why I never watch the View.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (krQz2)

264 Secret Service can not explain their excuses yet because it's a coverup.

Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM


We are literally back in 1963 again. The secret service fvcked up big time back then and then tried to cover it up with bull$hit excuses and they are doing the exact same thing again. I have no idea how anyone with two functioning brain cells trusts anything they say.


What's that old saying? Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (QNSds)

265 >>> 223 False flags definitely are on the menu, in part to serve their leftwing paymasters and in part to justify their bloated budgets. Yes, firings and prosecutions have to be on the table but outright abolition of such evil agencies as the DHS and FBI have to be as well. They are little more than mentally retarded KGBs.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 16, 2024 06:12 PM (KSNKu)

The KGB didn't take any shit from jihadis. These retards...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (VavZF)

266 So, in opposition to the unusual bumper sticker, it's

'More Fat Chicks'.

Got it.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (bFId9)

267
Were there really counter snipers posted inside the building where they couldn't see anything? Or were they supposed to be outside, but it was too hot outside for delicate flowers?
Posted by: bonhomme


Hey! We coulda turned the ceiling and roof of that place into Swiss Cheese by our fusillades of fire from inside!!

Try getting off a shot or two now, MisterBleeding Out Sniper on Our Roof!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (1CG4q)

268 Notice the Iranians don't even bother to threaten Biden.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (YqDXo)

269 Color Guard carrying chrome fire axes. Prolly a tribute to the fallen fire chief..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (o3Uyl)

270 Never seen rifle ammo in a 50 rd box. Always in 20s. So the shooter bought 2.5 boxes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (cS7lA)

271 My favorite deranged utterance:

"Hey Republicans, let's pretend is a school child and ignore this shooting like you do all the others."

Yes, some libs are actually posting that.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (T7fic)


"Sure, and we can pretend it wasn't a leftist tranny, too"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (D7oie)

272 Man, Anne Hathaway has had some rough years.

Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (Dnobf)

273 254 195 Secret Service can not explain their excuses yet because it's a coverup.
Posted by: Grandpa bullet point at July 16, 2024 06:09 PM (s9TOl)

I firmly believe that it is nothing more complicated than the USSS, via an edict from On High, back-burnered and purposely curtailed USSS protection for Trump. With the unwritten understanding that "if Trump is assassinated, so be it."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (8sMut)

"Who will rid me of this troublesome pest?"

- J.R. Biden

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (SdLmn)

274
I have experience in this area (not my own ear). Trump's bandage is remarkably low-profile. Also, ear wounds are very painful and Trump may very well be on opioids for a week or two.
---
Evander Holyfield enters the chat.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (7V4TD)

275 I have experience in this area (not my own ear). Trump's bandage is remarkably low-profile. Also, ear wounds are very painful and Trump may very well be on opioids for a week or two.
Posted by: Emmie at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (Sf2cq)
-----------
I believe they would also bleed a lot, and thus require extra absorbent material.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (3Fz6p)

276
Uvaldean Tactics -- How Do They Work?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (1CG4q)

277 When I say studs I mean standing on west wall of house and seeing east wall.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:11 PM


I have heard that word many times by women sitting along the west wall of the bar looking at me across the dance floor to the, how you say, east.

Posted by: Paolo at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (LJYWu)

278 The Daily Mail photo of the ladder - it looks like a 10’ fiberglass step ladder. Those things are kinda heavy and stick-arms Crook would struggle carry that thing around.

Posted by: 13times at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (Vm/j2)

279
Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM (pQLwA)

I'm old enough to remember when applying laws differently because of race was considered a bad thing.

She and her Leftist friends should dismantle the MLK Memorial on the Mall. This country doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (8sMut)

280 Worse, it was the local PD command post, AND one of the cops took a picture of Crooks on the roof nearly 30 minutes before the shooting started.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (377Ja)

Wanda:
I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... Its five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (gbOdA)

281 Post by Sean Davis is pretty good: https://x.com/seanmdav/status/1813337059760742853

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (krQz2)

282 The mask has slipped. What has been seen cannot be unseen. If they are wise, they will bide their time and let Pedo Joe lose the election. If not, if they keep trying to kill Trump, life will be shorter and more unpleasant for a lot of people.

Won't be me or my crowd. We're prayer warriors.

Posted by: setnaffa at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (nOVGb)

283 I'm with deadrody.

if there was an "iranian threat" this pack of idiots would be the last to know about it; just like every other attack. useless waste of money.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (UWgy2)

284 Now, imagine if the situation was reversed. Yeah, that's right. All of the Blue Shitholes would would be burning and plagued with violence.

These a-holes cannot be fired and have their pensions revoked fast enough.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 16, 2024 06:03 PM (eDfFs)

——-

I dunno, we are talking about Biden here. The Dems would probably take it as a win.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (377Ja)

285 258 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at July 16, 2024 06:07 PM

Bitch, 50 rounds is just warming up.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM (W/lyH)

Seriously. The first box 'doesn't count'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (xcxpd)

286 MAYORKAS: "I have 100% confidence in the director of the United States Secret Service. I have 100% confidence in the United States Secret Service."

Um, I'd feel a lot better if he said, "I'm going to get to the bottom of this embarrassing failure, and heads are gonna roll!"

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (nLFEI)

287 "I imagine that doesn't cover even half a day at a typical MoMee
Posted by: LizLem"

That only like, 6 clips.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (vFG9F)

288 "Keynes No one gets out alive in the end."

No, Keynes said "In the long run, we're all dead", in response to something someone said about long term interest rates, or whatever it was.

Keynes was a kiddie fucker btw. Homosexual.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (sNauO)

289 I imagine that doesn't cover even half a day at a typical MoMee
Posted by: LizLem

First half hour.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (qZEuM)

290 Isn't Iran allied with Russia?
Posted by: ...'

Anyone allying with Russia is allying with a shifting sand of a phantasm. Serbs I know, serious guys, call them, in reference to children's fantasies, 'Our imaginary friend'.

Russia does Russia. Any alliance is purely temporary. It is what it is.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (bFId9)

291
"Who will rid me of this troublesome pest?"

- J.R. Biden
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (SdLmn)

The correct term is "meddlesome priest".

Posted by: Henry II at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (8sMut)

292 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities



Why? The kid only needed five rounds.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (Wt5CP)

293 Thank you for the CSPAN recommendations....this is much better.

Posted by: Grateful at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (IQ6Gq)

294 This "right wing" nonsense is pure grade A horseshit.

How many "right wing" riots broke out over the weekend due to the shooting of Trump?

Lesse there was...carry the the one divide by pi and...

Oh yeah! Exactly zero.

There was no "right wing" burning, looting, or murder. No rioting. No threats.

Now, imagine if the situation was reversed. Yeah, that's right. All of the Blue Shitholes would would be burning and plagued with violence.

These a-holes cannot be fired and have their pensions revoked fast enough.

Posted by: naturalfake
________

You're right, but there are crazies in all groups of any size, and I dread one of ours eventually doing something they can grab onto in an attempt to wipe the slate. And if it doesn't happen, they'll frame up some totally unrelated event if they have to.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (Dm8we)

295
You think that's bad, and it is, one of the cops spotted Crooks using a range finder....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (w6EFb)

296 Anyone allying with Russia is allying with a shifting sand of a phantasm. Serbs I know, serious guys, call them, in reference to children's fantasies, 'Our imaginary friend'.

Russia does Russia. Any alliance is purely temporary. It is what it is.
Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (bFId9)

Hence, drill like mad for oil, attack Russia's CoG, watch Russia panic.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:20 PM (8sMut)

297 Every assassin goes out the morning he is going to shoot a major public figure and buys 50 rounds of ammunition. If nothing else this tells you he is an amateur. 50 rounds. Do you know how absurd it is that he didn;t have any ammo for the rifle?
There is no way that this 20 year old idiot had the wherewithal to plan this, let alone the skill to pull it off.
The gun had only been in t he family's possession for 6 months. No info on where he trained? they make i t sound like he picked up the rifle that morning, went and bought some ammo found the best spot to shoot Trump and got within an inch of killing him without any help, planning and never talking to a soul about it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:20 PM (t/2Uw)

298 >>> 261 >>> Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities

I imagine that doesn't cover even half a day at a typical MoMee
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (Eng1Z)

Half a DAY?

You need to come to the TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:20 PM (VavZF)

299 Jack Black has had to grovel afterwards.

There is a report that Jack Black has cancelled his tour among demands for his extradition from Australia

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie)

300 The Jack Black thing actually amuses me.

Edgelord "musicians" have been pissing people off by making edgelord statements from the stage since at least the 60s. The fact that this time it actually got one of them in trouble, is hilarious.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Odg76)

301 Would people actually riot if Biden got shot?

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (vFG9F)

302 50 rounds is one box of pistol ammo.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Wt5CP)

303 what about obese women who buy cases of twinkies and boxed wine at costco?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:15 PM


TBF, I'm not on The View anymore.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (LJYWu)

304 "At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."

This is the classic Freudian Slip, isn't it. I mean, Freudian Slips are not just about sex, are they?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (Cus5s)

305 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities

I imagine that doesn't cover even half a day at a typical MoMee
Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 06:16 PM (Eng1Z)

Half a DAY?

You need to come to the TX MoMee.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:20 PM


I just bought two boxes of 9mm 147 grain HP's this morning at Cabelas. I doubt they last me 30 minutes the next time I actually go out to shoot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (QNSds)

306 From Hickok45: Bad News https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KWxaOmVNBE

partial transcript:
"...sponsorships from companies that are either Firearms companies or uh companies that deal in Firearms accessories are a complete violation of YouTube's policies and any videos posted with sponsorships of that kind post June 18th will makes your channel subject to being completely terminated strikes and termination right and any video before that is subject to the video itself being terminated so prior to June 18th the video itself was at risk post June 18th the entire channel is at risk..."

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (9aVck)

307 288 "Keynes No one gets out alive in the end."

No, Keynes said "In the long run, we're all dead", in response to something someone said about long term interest rates, or whatever it was.

Keynes was a kiddie fucker btw. Homosexual.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (sNauO)

No, Keynes said "In the long run, we're all dead takin it in the ass",

fixed it

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (gbOdA)

308 Hey that assinatin' helped Trump's campaign, Kammy can't we got one of our own Assinators? Idjut... We'd look like were copyn'

Posted by: Oh Brother where art thou re done at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (IyPmt)

309 Iranian Threat=Car Bomb at RNC targeting Trump

I wouldn't be shocked they're setting up the narrative so when it happens its palatable to Dem voters and public.

That's my tinfoil hat theory for the day.

Posted by: JROD at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (IlL6s)

310 Would people actually riot if Biden got shot?
Posted by: fd


I'll be dancing and drinking too hard.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (Wt5CP)

311 I figured Ace would mention biden's latest gaffe, too. It's a doozy.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Could you be more clear? I mean, can you give us a timestamp here?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2024 06:22 PM (IG4Id)

312 There is a report that Jack Black has cancelled his tour among demands for his extradition from Australia
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie)

Not a report: truth.

And an Australian Senator has called for his deportation from Australia. (Extradition? What country has called for his arrest?)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (8sMut)

313 Over at Twitchy there is an absolutely great Japanese anime recreation of the assassination attempt.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (zte34)

314
Venues were cancelling jack black, so he just cancelled the entire tour. That's what I heard.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (FlZoV)

315 22lr comes in 50 boxes, but never seen 556. Of course law enforcement probably can get boxes of 50.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (cS7lA)

316 299 Jack Black has had to grovel afterwards.

There is a report that Jack Black has cancelled his tour among demands for his extradition from Australia
Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (D7oie)

===

Reportedly, it was the venues canceling on Black.

Posted by: TJM's phone at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (myX7S)

317 I have 100% confidence in the director of the United States Secret Service. I have 100% confidence in the United States Secret Service.

Because she's just as competent as I AM!

Posted by: Alejandro Major-ass at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (krQz2)

318 Heh, just bought 1k rounds on Monday. F- her

No, you're good. It wasn't 50.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (dZVON)

319 Finally found a schedule for the RNC.

https://tinyurl.com/tzp2av6n

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (aPY1X)

320 250 I have experience in this area (not my own ear). Posted by: Emmie

i'm'a guess you're some sort of auditory dominatrix

Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (oY6Yp)

321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

322 >>> 282 The mask has slipped. What has been seen cannot be unseen. If they are wise, they will bide their time and let Pedo Joe lose the election. If not, if they keep trying to kill Trump, life will be shorter and more unpleasant for a lot of people.

Won't be me or my crowd. We're prayer warriors.
Posted by: setnaffa at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM (nOVGb)

You may be far more skeery, and for good reason, to the Top.Men. of the leftists.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (VavZF)

323 Edgelord "musicians" have been pissing people off by making edgelord statements from the stage since at least the 60s. The fact that this time it actually got one of them in trouble, is hilarious.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Odg76)

Hi.

Posted by: Dixie Chicks at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (8sMut)

324 >> The Daily Mail photo of the ladder - it looks like a 10’ fiberglass step ladder. Those things are kinda heavy and stick-arms Crook would struggle carry that thing around.

Look, the SS couldn’t afford to rent Crook a scissor lift. Budgets are tight.

Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (rjJqk)

325 "At NAACP rally Biden just said "regretfully Trump wasn't seriously injured."

This is the classic Freudian Slip, isn't it. I mean, Freudian Slips are not just about sex, are they?
Posted by: illiniwek


I hope someone got a recording of the audio. Because no one is reporting that.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (Wt5CP)

326 There is no way that this 20 year old idiot had the wherewithal to plan this, let alone the skill to pull it off.
The gun had only been in t he family's possession for 6 months. No info on where he trained? they make i t sound like he picked up the rifle that morning, went and bought some ammo found the best spot to shoot Trump and got within an inch of killing him without any help, planning and never talking to a soul about it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:20 PM (t/2Uw)
----
Exactly. None of the details pass the smell test. How did this kid know the *exact* hole in the security cordon around the event? How did he know *exactly* when and where to be?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (BpYfr)

327 Speaking of ammo

Blacks murdered by guns
50x whites
Hispanics murdered by guns
6x whites

blacks >>shooters>>hispanics

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (gbOdA)

328 Would people actually riot if Biden got shot?
Posted by: fd

*pours drink*

*pops popcorn*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (qZEuM)

329 313 Over at Twitchy there is an absolutely great Japanese anime recreation of the assassination attempt.

whatever happened to those taiwanese animated news folks?

Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (oY6Yp)

330 321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Ya got communications equipment ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (IyPmt)

331 205 160 A Lone Wolf wears a Three Wolf t-shirt.

Yes, it's a paradox.

well, a pair o'dogs, anyway.

Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)
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Or so dogs?

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #10 at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (qfLjt)

332 Fuck Jack Black

Hey that... Looks familiar

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (XLfSN)

333 291
"Who will rid me of this troublesome pest?"

- J.R. Biden
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (SdLmn)

The correct term is "meddlesome priest".
Posted by: Henry II at July 16, 2024 06:19 PM (8sMut)

--

And Crystal Gayle is Naomi Judd's mother.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (wzAuc)

334 I guess I would have believed this Iranian threat if they hadn't announced it using an old Rocky and Bulwinkle cartoon with "Russia" dubbed over with "Iran."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (7V4TD)

335 That only like, 6 clips.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM


Some Gun Thread commenters, likely channeling GySgt. Hartmann, would point out that magazines are the correct nomenclature.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (LJYWu)

336 I'm gonna guess - this will be just like the Las Vegas shooter. It will forever remain a complete mystery why he did what he did, and the media will work hard to make sure we forget.

If I were Trump, I'd wear that bandage right up through the second debate...

Posted by: El Mariachi at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (nLFEI)

337 Edgelord "musicians" have been pissing people off by making edgelord statements from the stage since at least the 60s. The fact that this time it actually got one of them in trouble, is hilarious.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 06:21 PM (Odg76)

---
Just like the atheist "moralist" Sam "Basement of Dead Babies" Harris, there is no clawing this back.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (krQz2)

338 @310

*clink!*
*fistbump!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (UWgy2)

339 Look, the SS couldn’t afford to rent Crook a scissor lift. Budgets are tight.
Posted by: electronic means



Budget? Federal government? Tight? I call bullshit.
The government doesn't have a budget.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (Wt5CP)

340 The Left always overreaches.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (8sMut)

341 Well, the Deep State could not jail him, bankrupt him, throw him off ballots or intimidate him into quitting the race.

So now they want to ki!! him.

Sounds about right

Pray for DJT.

Posted by: Czech Chick at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (fpVC1)

342 326 Exactly. None of the details pass the smell test. How did this kid know the *exact* hole in the security cordon around the event? How did he know *exactly* when and where to be?

registered as a republic so he would get spam about important events from the rnc

Posted by: anachronda at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (oY6Yp)

343 >> MAYORKAS: "I have 100% confidence in the director of the United States Secret Service. I have 100% confidence in the United States Secret Service."

I can’t see why, Mayorkas. They failed to murder whom you wanted murdered.

Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (rjJqk)

344 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Holy fuck.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (qZEuM)

345 I used to wonder "how did that happen in Germany, one of the most civilized nations in the world?" Not any longer we can see exactly how bureaucracy is a crucial part of tyranny.

These people are not going to get better. They aren't going to calm down. They will not be persuaded by facts, logic, reason, nor calls for civility. These are wind up toys let loose by 100 years of careful propaganda and the latest advertising techniques and trauma induced conditioning, the whole bit.

Now you know what all those "think tanks" and "institutes for social research" and those bastards at the universities have been doing. Learning how to fuck people's heads over.

What's the practical difference between conditioning or indoctrination, and hypnosis, I sometimes wonder.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (sNauO)

346 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

----------------

"We thought he looked like Ray Epps!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (Gwk3C)

347 However many J6ers got arrested and sentenced, let's do five times that to them.

Posted by: M. Gaga at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (e/nKX)

348 344 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Probably was

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (IyPmt)

349 My understanding is at the next Trump rally the SS will helpfully provide scissor lifts to any armed rando that wants to use it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (377Ja)

350 321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)


Someone needs to tell her to stop digging the hole she's in. She's too stupid to know it herself.

Calling DOCTOR Jill, STAT!

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (5fDan)

351 So, the Secret Service response perfectly rolls to the Benny Hill theme song, doesn't it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (7V4TD)

352 And an Australian Senator has called for his deportation from Australia. (Extradition? What country has called for his arrest?)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:23 PM (8sMut)


Well, Hell, right. deportation.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (D7oie)

353 That only like, 6 clips.
Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:18 PM

Some Gun Thread commenters, likely channeling GySgt. Hartmann, would point out that magazines are the correct nomenclature.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Actually, that's correct. Six in block clips for an M1 Garand at eight rounds a clip equals 48 rounds.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (Wt5CP)

354 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
-
Well, he was, in a way.

Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM (Dnobf)

355
Say "prosper," not thrive.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (FlZoV)

356 How can the Executive unilaterally reform the Judiciary?

It can't
Posted by: Don Black


Says who?

The constitution.

Who interprets that?

The Judiciary.

How many divisions hath Chief Justice Roberts?

.....

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (DgGvY)

357 Shut up Wesley. I know what I was saying.

Posted by: fd at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (vFG9F)

358 272 Man, Anne Hathaway has had some rough years.
Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2024 06:17 PM (Dnobf)


Word!

- - Ennery the 8th I am

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (x0n13)

359 Cheetos is supposed to know where everyone is positioned.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (qZEuM)

360 @291 so Biden is Henry II and Trump is Thomas Becket. Mayorkas, Cheatle , Garland and Petey are the knights who tried to drag Becket to France

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (zte34)

361 Look, the SS couldn’t afford to rent Crook a scissor lift. Budgets are tight.
Posted by: electronic means



Budget? Federal government? Tight? I call bullshit.
The government doesn't have a budget.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (Wt5CP)

"Look, kid, you're doing it wrong. Real snipers shimmy up the AC conduit."

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (rj6Yv)

362 Last comment before i go make dinner.

One thing I read said that the guys inside were supposed to be on the roof but it was hot so they went inside where it was air conditioned.
No confirmation of that but I would not be surprised.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (t/2Uw)

363 Cheatle, putting the DIE in DEI.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (tT6L1)

364 Would people actually riot if Biden got shot?
Posted by: fd
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I don't know but I guarantee you that whether is was a kill shot or a near miss, I wouldn't fucking celebrate it!

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (krQz2)

365 MAYORKAS: "I have 100% confidence in the director of the United States Secret Service. I have 100% confidence in the United States Secret Service."

They don't even realize how stupid this is...or do they? How could you possibly have 100% confidence after a shooting of the protectee? (breathes deep)

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (Z8Yh2)

366 You fuckers want houses? You get a house! And you get a house! And you...
Posted by: The Oprahpottamus'

I'll go there:
You misspelled 'fuckers', it's really n-

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (bFId9)

367 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!


I want a Secret Service job where I can wear a T-shirt and shorts to work

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (Wt5CP)

368 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Ya got communications equipment ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM


I said this Saturday night when it happened. There were so many idiots from different departments involved in that mess that I said they most likely thought it was one of their own guys.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (QNSds)

369  My understanding is at the next Trump rally the SS will helpfully provide scissor lifts to any armed rando that wants to use it.
---
We're proud to have provided rooftop access to the differently abled!
---
DEI hire

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (7V4TD)

370 330 321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Ya got communications equipment ?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (IyPmt)

Shouldn't everyone know where everyone is going to be?

Or are you telling me someone from your team was supposed to be on that roof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (aPY1X)

371 I'm old enough to remember the FBI and various Very Serious Three Letter Agencies warning of impeding uprisings in every state starting about March 2020, with the date being pushed back by about a month every time it didn't materialize.

They kept it up till about June or July I believe, when they couldn't keep a straight face anymore.

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (CjgNg)

372 > Every assassin goes out the morning he is going to shoot a major public figure and buys 50 rounds of ammunition. If nothing else this tells you he is an amateur. 50 rounds. Do you know how absurd it is that he didn;t have any ammo for the rifle?

It's odd, but I don't know that it really reveals anything except that he wasn't a professional. A pro would have hand-loaded and tested several rounds from that batch to verify cold bore sight-in.

Despite his lack of professionalism, the guy only failed due to Trump's fortuitous head-turn.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (Odg76)

373 354 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

The folks around the building didn't get that impression... Does the SS have long hair no helmet and wear a T-shirt?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)

374 I don't know but I guarantee you that whether is was a kill shot or a near miss, I wouldn't fucking celebrate it!
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (krQz2)
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I also guarantee you that if the security was this bullshit around Biden, I'd fucking complain--but really understand DC's final solution was in motion.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (krQz2)

375 or 7 full standard mags for a 1911 + one to go up the pipe

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (UWgy2)

376 March 2021*

Posted by: McLurkerson at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (CjgNg)

377 Daily Mail: Microsoft lays off its DEI team as fired staff complain diversity ideals were 'no longer business-critical'

Translation: The Microsoft C- Suite suits finally grew weary of the constant drain on the company's time coddling these shits. And just like that x number autistic trannies will be creating havoc in the local homeless drug addict camps around Seattle. This couldn't have happened to a more qualified and deserving group.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (2maI5)

378 > Isn't Iran allied with Russia?
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Iran sold hundreds of their "suicide drones" to Russia. Russia is selling Iran dozens of modern Su-27 multi-role aircraft... comparable to early version F-15D models.

So... yea... allied in some manner, shape or form.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

379 321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

——-

An admission of guilt?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (377Ja)

380 321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)


I think this may be plausible. I am not a big conspiracy guy. Could just be stupidity. Was he wearing fatigues ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (NtVYv)

381
Elon just announced he's moving X/Twitter HQ to Texas, due to California being an unlivable shithole.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (w6EFb)

382 It is being reported Jilted Biden hired the SS Chief Chick

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (o3Uyl)

383
Secret Cervix. Admiral Levine

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (x0n13)

384 I am slowly switching over to Wilson Combat 8 round mags for mine

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (UWgy2)

385 The Left always overreaches.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 16, 2024 06:26 PM (8sMut)

----------------

Infantile, with no concept of boundaries.

Ask any Leftist "How much national debt is too much national debt or similar question -- and all you get is *crickets*.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (Gwk3C)

386 ILLINOIS FLOODING: Here’s the view from Route 15 just west of Woodlawn near the Jefferson/Washington County line. Lots of rain.

This is to FB (sorry, how it was sent to me) On a map look for I-64 I-57 Junction - all this is near there.

https://tinyurl.com/3a5ns34c

Posted by: Ciampino - Tue Update #11 at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (qfLjt)

387 I think this may be plausible. I am not a big conspiracy guy. Could just be stupidity. Was he wearing fatigues ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (NtVYv)

Long hair, no helmet and a t-shirt

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (IyPmt)

388 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)


Bullshit or literally true

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (xcxpd)

389 or 7 full standard mags for a 1911 + one to go up the pipe
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (UWgy2)

Yes !

Posted by: Mayo Pete BootyJuice at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (NtVYv)

390 Lemme get this straight, Cheatle: You thought one of your own guys was on a roof you deemed had too much of a slope?

Initial reports of under staffing from the agents at the shooting seem to understate the true seriousness of the problem.

Thank you for making it plainly obvious.

I'd tell you to make me a sammich but, I don't think you could figure out how if I spotted you the bread and sliced ham.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (tT6L1)

391 "Veteran Sniper: 'No Doubt' Thomas Matthew Crooks Had Help -- 'Most F**king Obvious Thing' Left Unguarded"

Worse, they guarded it from inside the building, while the shooter climbed up. I can imagine them inside, ignoring the cries of "shooter on the roof" and hoping, praying ... "in just a few minutes, our nightmare of Trump will be over".

Lots of DC people want to be saved from firing and/or prosecution via (their complicit) assassination of Donald J Trump. "All we have to do is stand down for a few more minutes".

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

392 >>> 233 Is there somewhere that has a schedule of when people are speaking at the RNC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 06:13 PM (Zy6LG)

Someone posted this earlier today, very helpful! Lists actual times and people. Good lineup tonight.

https://tinyurl.com/yzzzpwtf

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/
story/news/politics/elections/2024/07/
16/desantis-rnc-convention-tuesday/74427818007/

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (Eng1Z)

393 i thought i read it was 9mm which usually comes in 50 rd boxes. Now that I think about it, we have not gotten any information on what exactly the rifle was except it supposedly was an AR..

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (t/2Uw)

394 Czech Chick, just about every day for 8 or 9 years now ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (UWgy2)

395 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!


That's the first true thing she's said about the whole debacle.

Posted by: mikeski, checking the ground wire on his tinfoil hat at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (DgGvY)

396 Actually, that's correct. Six in block clips for an M1 Garand at eight rounds a clip equals 48 rounds.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:27 PM


1) Shooter wasn't using an M1 Garand.
2) AFAIK, only NZFrank professes any love for the Garand on this blog.
3) With Garands, the correct name is en bloc.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (LJYWu)

397 You fuckers want houses? You get a house! And you get a house! And you...
Posted by: The Oprahpottamus'
---
Unless it's by mine on Kauai, cause I'll burn that fucker down!

Posted by: Big O at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (krQz2)

398 How much should the minimum wage be? Crickets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (qZEuM)

399 >> Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
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Well, he was, in a way.
——-
You beat me to it.
Seriously though, this is absurd and a lie. Well-trained security in a situation like this prearranges clothing and uniforms so there are identifying visual clues letting everyone know who is on their team. Furthermore, you want us to believe a skinny 20 year old using a nonstandard firearm could pass for ‘one of us” when seen through a scope or binoculars? Please, bitch.

Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (rjJqk)

400 Some Gun Thread commenters, likely channeling GySgt. Hartmann, would point out that magazines are the correct nomenclature.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
Actually, that's correct. Six in block clips for an M1 Garand at eight rounds a clip equals 48 rounds.
Posted by: rickb223

This only became a squabble with capacity restrictions and the Assault Weapons Ban. Go back and read Hatcher, all but Gun God, and he refers to magazines as clips interchangeably throughout his multiple authoritative volumes.
Give it up unless you're stupidly arguing with a Lefty, who doesn't care anyway.

Posted by: LenNeal at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (bFId9)

401 >> Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"


He was in Cargo Shorts.

Posted by: garrett at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (LL0dp)

402 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Ya got communications equipment ?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM

Sure, they thought the assassin was one of their own. The "Demolition Ranch" t-shirt he was wearing was a (ahem) dead giveaway.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (rj6Yv)

403 The self-trained handy-man guy who cleans my gutters for $40.00 an hour has no qualms at all about 'sloped roofs'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (XeU6L)

404 373 354 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"

The folks around the building didn't get that impression... Does the SS have long hair no helmet and wear a T-shirt?
Posted by: It's me donna at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (IyPmt)


———

Didn’t she say that they told nobody to go on the roof because of the slope?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (377Ja)

405 I have 100% confidence this thing won't go off in your mouth.

Posted by: he really means it at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (gKWVE)

406 Lol.
It ain’t Iran.

(It’s the Feds.)

Posted by: DaisyB at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (hZC2p)

407 And Crystal Gayle is Naomi Judd's mother.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:25 PM (wzAuc)

and she is First Cousin twice removed from Alannah Myles.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (Aqu9a)

408 I don't plan on needing more than the six rounds in my revolver

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (5MvGY)

409 If they thought he was one of their own, they sure got their own shots off pretty damn quick. So I assume they were already aiming. Doesn't make sense.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (Dm8we)

410 Secret Cervix. Admiral Levine

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (x0n13)

------------

Scuttlebutt (SWIDT?) is that his nickname was "The Keystone Pipeline" before it became uncool.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (Gwk3C)

411 Would people actually riot if Biden got shot?
------

Wait till all the mouth breathers who think shooting their perceived enemies is A-OK have it suddenly dawn on them - hey! this is a great way to get Joey to "step down". They are pretty slow, I give it another day or two, but then watch out.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (sNauO)

412 Mayorkas saying that he has 100% confidence in the SS to me means that he has 100% confidence that they'll get Trump killed.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (zte34)

413
406 Lol.
It ain’t Iran.

(It’s the Feds.)
Posted by: DaisyB at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (hZC2p)


Joe and Mika tomorrow: Iran is pronounced Ear Ron! Trump faked it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (x0n13)

414
And Crystal Gayle is Naomi Judd's mother.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer


She has a big family.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (FlZoV)

415 Didn’t she say that they told nobody to go on the roof because of the slope?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (377Ja)

Coming soon: Federal warning tags on all roof slopes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (Aqu9a)

416 Bullshit or literally true
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at July 16, 2024 06:31 PM (xcxpd)
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Bullshit, because was the decision made because it's sloped (though less so than where the silencer was perched)?

Dems think they can have it both ways. But only stupid people will buy it.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (krQz2)

417 321 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:24 PM (o3Uyl)

Freudian Slip. She's telling the truth.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (SdLmn)

418 > ILLINOIS FLOODING
---------
In 2012 my wife and I were relocating to KY and drove through some serious flooding in the midwest. Miles and miles of flooded land. It was eerie looking out the windows and seeing nothing but water while driving down the interstate.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (Q4IgG)

419 386 ILLINOIS FLOODING: Here’s the view from Route 15 just west of Woodlawn near the Jefferson/Washington County line. Lots of rain.

This is to FB (sorry, how it was sent to me) On a map look for I-64 I-57 Junction - all this is near there.

https://tinyurl.com/3a5ns34c
Posted by: Ciampino



Could use some of that rain here in Babylon DC. If it wasn't so humid, cactus would be growing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (sAmhv)

420 Sloped roofs.

So racist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (aPY1X)

421 Secret Cerveza >>> Secret Cervix

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (3Fz6p)

422 362 Last comment before i go make dinner.

One thing I read said that the guys inside were supposed to be on the roof but it was hot so they went inside where it was air conditioned.
No confirmation of that but I would not be surprised.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 16, 2024 06:28 PM (t/2Uw)


Sharon, the Butler County Sheriff made this excuse for his sniper team not being on that roof. But somehow it wasn't too hot on the metal roofs of buildings behind the stage for two counter-sniper teams. The excuses are now beyond ludicrous.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (5fDan)

423 410 Scuttlebutt (SWIDT?) is that his nickname was "The Keystone Pipeline" before it became uncool.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (Gwk3C)


I assume because of his bowel movements and not the size of his schvantz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (x0n13)

424 It ain’t Iran.

(It’s the Feds.)

Posted by: DaisyB at July 16, 2024 06:33 PM (hZC2p)

-----------------

Is there really any difference anymore?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (Gwk3C)

425 If Joe is assassinated the left will deem it open season on Republicans. Not that it's not already the way it is, but, we're talking roving armed mobs.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (tT6L1)

426 Coming soon: Federal warning tags on all roof slopes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (Aqu9a)
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The most dangerous rating: "Let the shooter have it".

It's too dangerous to even watch that kind of roof! Your eyes might slip off it!

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (krQz2)

427 Pray for DJT.

Posted by: Czech Chick

Thanks for the reminder to everyone. It's very important.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (s+ZSR)

428 Joe and Mike are deranged lunatics, and are kept on air for the same reason Barnum showed bearded ladies and conjoined twins.

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (V13WU)

429 Btw the "both side see are violent" and "the right does the same thing" are being pushed hard by the trolls I have seen. They figured out the line they are playing by Sunday.

Posted by: steevy at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (HJ9BW)

430 Horde Mind At Work is wonderful to watch.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (SdLmn)

431 Sundowner is getting worse by the month

Posted by: Skip at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (7p2+2)

432 " The excuses are now beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: Gref "

My dog ate our plans.

Posted by: SS Chief at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

433 >>> You need to come to the TX MoMee.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:20 PM (VavZF)

Hah, yes! Goals.

Posted by: LizLem at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (Eng1Z)

434 Sloped roofs.

So racist.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (aPY1X)
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There were IMPOSSIBLE ANGLES!!

Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (krQz2)

435 3) With Garands, the correct name is en bloc.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher


No shit, Sherlock. Siri is a useless fucking Cunt when it comes to voice to text.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (Wt5CP)

436 Coming soon: Federal warning tags on all roof slopes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (Aqu9a)
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My driveway has a steeper grade than that roof.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (BpYfr)

437 Matt Brooks up. President of the Republican Jewish something or other. Leading a cheer for Israel

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (gKWVE)

438 *fistbump* BH!

only 5 in a J-frame, but all same-same ...

and I always have 5 more handy, Just In Case.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (UWgy2)

439 Democrats and their supporters need to suffer the consequences of their hateful rhetoric.

Well besides Tenacious D

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (U0ECT)

440 There were IMPOSSIBLE ANGLES!!
Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (krQz2)
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Pfff.

Posted by: M. C. Escher at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (3Fz6p)

441 >>> 425 If Joe is assassinated the left will deem it open season on Republicans. Not that it's not already the way it is, but, we're talking roving armed mobs.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 16, 2024 06:36 PM (tT6L1)

Roving armed mobs *again*, but probably more of them than during the 'summer of love', and at least at first, more willing to go outside the cities.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (VavZF)

442 Wow what a powerful speaker list
for day two of the RNC convention.
SUPAH STAH line up.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (o3Uyl)

443 Btw the "both side see are violent" and "the right does the same thing" are being pushed hard by the trolls I have seen. They figured out the line they are playing by Sunday.

==

hamas and pali terror apologists do .the same thing. this ain't new

Posted by: runner at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)

444 If Joe is assassinated the left will deem it open season on Republicans. Not that it's not already the way it is, but, we're talking roving armed mobs.
Posted by: blake


They really won't like how that turns out.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (Wt5CP)

445 Every time the SS opens their mouth they dig themselves into a deeper hole. First it was a sloped roof, now we thought he’s one of us?? It can’t be both…. The bald faced lying is just incredible. Will anyone in Congress tear them a new one? I can’t wait for the congressional hearings (which I usually avoid but in this case I gotta see)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (xT8gx)

446 blake., nope they will be too busy burning and looting. Past performance is proof of future results

Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (5MvGY)

447 (censored)

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (Z8Yh2)

448 22lr comes in 50 boxes, but never seen 556. Of course law enforcement probably can get boxes of 50.
===========

Ammoseek is your friend.
Pick 223, narrow search to 50 rd packages and it shows hundreds of options including top name brands.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (cOq4q)

449 Yes, because when your job description includes taking a bullet for another person, your first worry is about the slope of the roof.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (oOc/o)

450 Abraham Accords were yuuge W, I'll give him this

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (gKWVE)

451 Jan 6 all over again.... Lefty shoots a gun at someone on the right, and they arrest all the Conservatives... and say the Lefty is a hero.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (xaFKb)

452 "The excuses are now beyond ludicrous.
Posted by: Gref"


They've gone to plaid!

Posted by: Dark Helmet at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (Aqu9a)

453 Around here, it's too hot and the natives are too lazy. They barely came out for the BLM festivities.

Posted by: SS Chief at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (vFG9F)

454 Freudian Slip. She's telling the truth.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


I was going to correct this, since a politician telling the truth is a Kinsley Gaffe.

But she'd probably flick the bean to the idea of Trump as a corpse, so Freudian Slip is also correct.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (DgGvY)

455 Alex Jones says DC's going to take out Biden and Gulag Garland's going to go apeshit against the right-wingers they blame for it.

Jones was one of them that was right about them taking a shot at Trump.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (krQz2)

456 Coming soon: Federal warning tags on all roof slopes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (Aqu9a)

--------------

"Slopes have been known by the State of Califzuela to cause cancer."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump 2024, Now #1 With a Bullet! at July 16, 2024 06:40 PM (4nwyS)

457 Breaking: SS chief statement. "We thought the shooter was one of our own"
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it!

If I was in a position of authority and one of my guys/gals said this to me, I'd go full Hitler/Downfall on them.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 16, 2024 06:40 PM (T7fic)

458 They are the Hutu, softening up the population to accept violence against “the greatest threat to Our Democracy.”
Scary

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (Hkcdp)

459 The doj will love it rickb233. it will be J6 all over. They will have to throw murderers out of supermax to house all the people who were trying to defend their families

Posted by: Kindltot at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (D7oie)

460 Somebody linked palm beach newspaper earlier list of speakers for each half hour. Sorry not tiny
https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/politics/elections
/2024/07/16/desantis-rnc-convention-tuesday/74427818007/

Posted by: From about That Time at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (4780s)

461 Alex Jones says DC's going to take out Biden and Gulag Garland's going to go apeshit against the right-wingers they blame for it.

Jones was one of them that was right about them taking a shot at Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at July 16,

He's batshit crazy.

And also spot on.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but? at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (bILdU)

462 420 Sloped roofs.

So racist.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:35 PM (aPY1X)

Slanted roof? Nah.

Non-flat roof? Not descriptive enough.

The roof section has a positive (or negative) grade? Way too technical for many people.

I guess everyone will just have to call it a roof and leave it at that. That will be fine with Cheatle. A nice CYA description for her in this case.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (5fDan)

463 There were IMPOSSIBLE ANGLES!!
Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft


That's why he missed? The bullet deflected a bit as it moved from non-Euclidean to Euclidean space?

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (DgGvY)

464 Alex Jones says DC's going to take out Biden and Gulag Garland's going to go apeshit against the right-wingers they blame for it.

They better have a lot of black bags with big zippers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (qZEuM)

465 Where is the MAGA cap Trump was wearing when shot?
Raffle it off as a sacred relic.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (M0o1v)

466 449 Yes, because when your job description includes taking a bullet for another person, your first worry is about the slope of the roof.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (oOc/o)

Better question, why was the untrained head of the Secret Service... someone with NO operational experience at all... making decisions about what roof to cover?

As by her own statements, she was involved in those decisions.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (xaFKb)

467 My dog ate our plans.
Posted by: SS Chief at July 16, 2024 06:37 PM (vFG9F)
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Who knew they'd reuse the Afghanistan withdrawal plans this early?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (krQz2)

468 here's rinsed penis

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (gKWVE)

469 Every time the SS opens their mouth they dig themselves into a deeper hole. First it was a sloped roof, now we thought he’s one of us?? It can’t be both…. The bald faced lying is just incredible. Will anyone in Congress tear them a new one? I can’t wait for the congressional hearings (which I usually avoid but in this case I gotta see)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 16, 2024 06:38 PM (xT8gx)

"I'm sorry, Congressman, but we are engaged in a serious, ongoing, and incredibly important investigation, therefore I cannot comment further on the matter." X 100

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (rj6Yv)

470 Shouldn't everyone know where everyone is going to be?

Or are you telling me someone from your team was supposed to be on that roof.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 16, 2024 06:29 PM (aPY1X)

I thought she said they didn't put someone on the roof because it was sloped and didn't want an agent to get hurt. Make up your mind which lie is it?

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (PUVOR)

471 >>> 458 They are the Hutu, softening up the population to accept violence against "the greatest threat to Our Democracy."
Scary
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (Hkcdp)

Grave Threat(s) To Our PRECIOUS Democracy

Posted by: presstitutes at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (VavZF)

472 When Trump takes office it is going to be a bloodbath for the federal bureaucracy.

Oh no! Dial down the temperature!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (evvc2)

473 Joe and Mika tomorrow: Iran is pronounced Ear Ron! Trump faked it!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM (x0n13)

Out of country and not keeping up as much, hope you are doing well!
Prayers for you daily.

Posted by: DaisyB at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (hZC2p)

474 The bullet deflected a bit as it moved from non-Euclidean to Euclidean space?
Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (DgGvY)


The SS used geometric logic in narrowing down possible lines of attack

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (gKWVE)

475 Slanted roof? Nah.

Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (5fDan)
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No slants.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (krQz2)

476 399 Seriously though, this is absurd and a lie. Well-trained security in a situation like this prearranges clothing and uniforms so there are identifying visual clues letting everyone know who is on their team.

you don't say

Posted by: patriot front at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (oY6Yp)

477 454 Freudian Slip. She's telling the truth.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

I was going to correct this, since a politician telling the truth is a Kinsley Gaffe.

But she'd probably flick the bean to the idea of Trump as a corpse, so Freudian Slip is also correct.
Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (DgGvY)

Thanks for salvaging my comment! I forgot that was called a Kinsley Gaffe.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (SdLmn)

478 Posted by: Gref at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (5fDan)

And from pictures? Roof does not have much of a slope at all..

Oh... wait... slope... is that still RAAAAACIST?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (xaFKb)

479 451 Jan 6 all over again.... Lefty shoots a gun at someone on the right, and they arrest all the Conservatives... and say the Lefty is a hero.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (xaFKb
All the J 6 people need turned loose and compensation. I mean Lotto compensation. Then, we start putting the ACTUAL J 6 criminals on trial.

Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (K51jS)

480 >> There were IMPOSSIBLE ANGLES!!
Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft
——
“It cannot be the real hill and podium that I see in the pitch-darkness. Must be retinal impression left by flashes. Heaven grant the Secret Service is out with their candles if the lightning stops!”

Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (rjJqk)

481 Rinsed Penis is there? He lasted what, 3 months before Trump fired his ass?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (qZEuM)

482 >>He's batshit crazy.


He has done more for us than anyone else.

Posted by: Gay Frogs at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (LL0dp)

483 I thought she said they didn't put someone on the roof because it was sloped and didn't want an agent to get hurt. Make up your mind which lie is it?
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm


As soon as you believe one of them, that's the one it is.

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (DgGvY)

484 465 Where is the MAGA cap Trump was wearing when shot?
Raffle it off as a sacred relic.


he needs to make maga earrings for the top of the right ear

Posted by: patriot front at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (oY6Yp)

485 Who knew they'd reuse the Afghanistan withdrawal plans this early?
Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (krQz2)

Well, not ALL the plans. They didn't leave their firearms and equipment for the rally attendees to take home.

Posted by: mrp at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (rj6Yv)

486 474 The bullet deflected a bit as it moved from non-Euclidean to Euclidean space?
Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (DgGvY)

The SS used geometric logic in narrowing down possible lines of attack
Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (gKWVE)

Sorry, Math is RAAAAACISST...

Posted by: Secret Service Hiring Officer at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (xaFKb)

487 I don't plan on needing more than the six rounds in my revolver
Posted by: Ben Had at July 16, 2024 06:34 PM


Try not to lose your round count during any excitement.

Posted by: Harry Callahan at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (LJYWu)

488 Trump does the Les Nessman bit
Posted by: Jamaica

He won the Silver Sow and Buckeye News Hawk Award?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (JRP2U)

489 Ray Charles could see this coming.

They have been demonizing and dehumanizing Mr. Trump (and by extension about 95 million Americans from all walks of life) for a decade now.

I was shocked though not surprised to see the reports come in on Saturday. My only surprise was that it had not happened sooner. The left owns this shit lock, stock, and barrel, and they know this.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (sNauO)

490 The doj will love it rickb233. it will be J6 all over. They will have to throw murderers out of supermax to house all the people who were trying to defend their families
Posted by: Kindltot


They won't like how that turns out either. Because at that point, it's game on.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (Wt5CP)

491 Joy Behar says white males who purchase 50 rounds of ammo should be reported to authorities
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I think if she knew how often "white males" do this, let alone *anyone*, she would do a Brandon in her pants...


I do know that some ammo comes inboxes smaller than 50, I just don't remember the last time I bought only one of them at a time.

Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (/y8xj)

492 399 Seriously though, this is absurd and a lie. Well-trained security in a situation like this prearranges clothing and uniforms so there are identifying visual clues letting everyone know who is on their team.

you don't say
Posted by: patriot front at July 16, 2024 06:42 PM (oY6Yp)


Remember the glowies all dressed in khaki shorts and polo shirts ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 16, 2024 06:44 PM (NtVYv)

493 NOOD

potus potatus

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (VavZF)

494 I’m telling ya, that roof is the worse roof in the whole world.


Roof - why me?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (377Ja)

495 Trump does the Les Nessman bit
Posted by: Jamaica
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Making people come in through an imagined door?

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (krQz2)

496 "Furthermore, you want us to believe a skinny 20 year old using a nonstandard firearm could pass for ‘one of us” when seen through a scope or binoculars? Please, bitch."

Why would one of their own have a rifle out, pointing it at Trump?

As I said before, she should resign before giving more incriminating evidence. Who gave the "Stand Down" order ... at the very least, fire if he points the rifle at Trump", and or, "Get Trump off the stage till we know who this scruffy shooter is".

She should resign, then be investigated/prosecuted, imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

497 that was a remarkably content-free babbling even by Priebus' standards.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 16, 2024 06:45 PM (gKWVE)

498 Those 87,000 armed IRS agents? They are going to be DEI hires like Paula Blart – DEI mall cop. I hope they don't ever have to pull their weapon. Because they'll never get it re-holstered.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (Wt5CP)

499 All the J 6 people need turned loose and compensation. I mean Lotto compensation. Then, we start putting the ACTUAL J 6 criminals on trial.
Posted by: Eromero at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (K51jS)

I'm still waiting for those who lost jobs, and businesses due to Government actions which were clearly based on both bad data, and bad intentions... during Covid... to sue.

Because they WILL have standing as they can show actual damages.

Then, with Calif Gov just admitting that they screwed up edumuhcation? Take that to court as well.

Posted by: Secret Service Hiring Officer at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (xaFKb)

500 As soon as you believe one of them, that's the one it is.
Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:43 PM (DgGvY)
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The inverse of a shell game.

Posted by: Axeman at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (krQz2)

501 Police briefing before the Trump rally:

Ok, boys. Trump is going to get assassinated at the rally today
Cops: Wooo! Which one of us gets to shoot!
No, no! We have the patsy all set. You boys have the hardest job of all: When you see a kid with a gun, no matter how much he sticks out, even if he is wearing day glo yellow and giant clown shoes, even if 1000 people are pointing him out... you have to pretend not to see him.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (evvc2)

502 Paula Blart: the DEI mall cop? Someone is already mocked up a spirit Halloween costume outfit with her picture on it.

Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (Wt5CP)

503 I do think in the end (as someone else said in previous thread) she will have to resign, after making such inane comments, as an excuse for not just leaving Trump vulnerable, but for standing down as the crowd was screaming for several minutes.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (Cus5s)

504 498 Those 87,000 armed IRS agents? They are going to be DEI hires like Paula Blart – DEI mall cop. I hope they don't ever have to pull their weapon. Because they'll never get it re-holstered.
Posted by: rickb223 All conspiracy theories and spoiler alerts are on the table at July 16, 2024 06:46 PM (Wt5CP)

How in the hell did that 'Lady' meet physical standards?

or, don't they have them anymore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (xaFKb)

505 @468, rly? they let that - - - - - speak?
and people complain about Amber Rose? or Harmeet Dhillon?

just.
can't.
even.

who t f is next, effing pence? *spit*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:47 PM (UWgy2)

506 501: most believable thing I've seen all day.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (UWgy2)

507 Would people actually riot if Biden got shot?
Posted by: fd

--

For normal people, the worth of your life might be measured in the number of people who would come to your memorial.

For Democrats, it's how many city blocks would be destroyed.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 16, 2024 06:48 PM (wzAuc)

508 463 There were IMPOSSIBLE ANGLES!!
Posted by: Howard Phillips Lovecraft

That's why he missed? The bullet deflected a bit as it moved from non-Euclidean to Euclidean space?

Posted by: mikeski at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (DgGvY)

He missed because he didn't account for Coriolis Effect! Our team knew he couldn't hit a target 150 yards distant, because he was too inexperienced a shooter to factor-in Coriolis Effect! Terrific job by me - I mean my team - we saved money on personnel in Butler because we knew the local knuckle-draggers would miss OrangeManBad! Because they are stupid!

Posted by: Queen Cheatle at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (5fDan)

509 Crooks motivation can be described in four word- SSRI's. This is secret big pharma won't let anyone tell and is absolutely the common thread that ties together all the incidents of these young kids committing these horrible acts of homicide/suicide

Posted by: tybeebum at July 16, 2024 06:49 PM (XEYoP)

510 2) AFAIK, only NZFrank professes any love for the Garand on this blog.

:-) :-) :-)

Posted by: Oddbob at July 16, 2024 06:50 PM (/y8xj)

511
You beat me to it.
Seriously though, this is absurd and a lie. Well-trained security in a situation like this prearranges clothing and uniforms so there are identifying visual clues letting everyone know who is on their team.
Posted by: electronic means at July 16, 2024 06:32 PM (rjJqk)



Hell, we played that card in my Infantry unit over 30 years ago with arctic overwhite camo. Faked out a SEAL team in Brimfrost '87 by randomly changing the overwhite pants, jacket and helmet cover.

It's an old, but effective technique.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2024 06:53 PM (y9nCu)

512 The SS bhas become like Belushi pleading veith Carrie Fisher in Blues Brothers, "sloped roof , sun in our eyes, we thought he was one of our own, it's the Iranians, it's not our fault"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 16, 2024 06:54 PM (zte34)

513 Joe Biden’s blunders bring Sky News Australia host to tears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxXepkdJHko

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at July 16, 2024 07:00 PM (iODuv)

514 Isn't Iran allied with Russia?
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Iran sold hundreds of their "suicide drones" to Russia. Russia is selling Iran dozens of modern Su-27 multi-role aircraft... comparable to early version F-15D models.

So... yea... allied in some manner, shape or form.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 16, 2024 06:30 PM (Q4IgG)

Funny thing happens when you start threatening war with more than one country at once. They start co-operating with each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2024 07:09 PM (eoQWY)

515 "We're going to have to fire a lot of people, and prosecute a bunch, too."

Please God, please.

Posted by: Tuna at July 16, 2024 07:13 PM (oaGWv)

516 Where is the MAGA cap Trump was wearing when shot?
Raffle it off as a sacred relic.


A sacred relic like a blood flag? waiting for a Leftist to try that angle, oh wait they already call Trump supporters cultists.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (U0ECT)

517 449 Yes, because when your job description includes taking a bullet for another person, your first worry is about the slope of the roof.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 16, 2024 06:39 PM (oOc/o)

Better question, why was the untrained head of the Secret Service... someone with NO operational experience at all... making decisions about what roof to cover?

As by her own statements, she was involved in those decisions.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 16, 2024 06:41 PM (xaFKb)

yeah that wasn't smart, she just put herself into the role of main mastermind in the conspiracy. She can't possibly be directing where agents are placed in every operation but she did here?

Posted by: Oldcat at July 16, 2024 07:15 PM (eoQWY)

518 It's not clear which day specifically this threat was detected.
It was released by the FBI back at the beginning of MARCH.

Posted by: GWB at July 16, 2024 08:55 PM (U933D)

519 The MAGA crowd are the ones always called knuckle-dragging rubes, bristling with guns. And yet, somehow, the ones acting out with guns or other forms of violence are universally lefties.

Weird how that pattern plays out time and time again., but the narrative never changes.

Posted by: red speck at July 16, 2024 09:08 PM (0Id0S)

520 "four-page bulletin notes that extremists have conducted or plotted attacks against "perceived political or ideological opponents," in the past, the DHS and FBI said"

What an ideal cover story for the Dims to *off* their own now useless pResident...then jump up and down, tear their clothes and shout for the cameras, "Bitter Clingers don't want "Unity!" or "Fundamental Transformation!" or "Hope and Change!" or
8 Million Mostly Male Military Age Invaders!!!

Yep.

We're just baskets of Deplorables, or so I'm told by obscenely wealthy politicians who won't just go away and blow their grift on multiple mansions, secret vices, food, booze and flooze, associates who pretend to be friends, (fork over enough dough n' I'll pretend too - I can be bought) travel, rock and roll, bling and fling.

Ok, I'm going.

Posted by: Ju at July 16, 2024 09:30 PM (aTmM/)

521 Due to the Iranian threat of assassination of "the other guy", the US Secret Service has doubled service protection of First Lady Jill Biden and Veep Kamala Harris. Protection for "the other guy" will be drawn from local Explorer Scouts.

Posted by: wferrin at July 16, 2024 09:42 PM (5Pfki)

522 If you're going to prosecute any DC denizens, you're first going to have to get them out of the greater DC area. It's too full of deranged leftists who would protect The Regime from the jury box.

Posted by: DaveL at July 17, 2024 12:13 PM (RDgra)

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