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Treasonous Democrat Senators Preserve "Right" of Illegal Aliens to Vote for Democrat Senators

illegalaliensvoting.jpg


They killed the bipartisan bill that banned illegal aliens from voting in American elections.

What a racist conspiracy theory this Replacement Theory is, huh?

Senate Democrats blocked the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act Thursday, a bill mandating proof of citizenship for federal voters, which passed the House late Wednesday.

Key Details:

The SAVE Act, first introduced in the Senate by Utah Senator Mike Lee back in May was blocked by Senate Democrats at the time, but passed the House Wednesday night with bipartisan support, in a 221-198 vote. Five Democrats supported the measure.

Senate Democrats then blocked the bill a second time Thursday when Lee called up the bill, drawing sharp criticism from Republicans who emphasize the need to prevent illegal voting.

Lee criticized the blockade, stating, "By blocking the SAVE Act, Senate Democrats are undermining the very foundation of our electoral system. Ensuring that only citizens can vote is a fundamental principle of democracy."



It's not a Democratic scandal until Keith Olbermann embarrasses himself:


I don't understand how he can say she's a loser -- she didn't even lose to a MAN competing in a girls' sport. She tied him for the gold. (But they made sure they gave the gold medal to him at the awards presentation, for the virtue signalling opportunity.)

In what way is she a loser? She can beat men at swimming, and Keith Olbermann can't even win a swim meet in his own bathtub.

Conversation
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_

It's now public record that we have 198 traitors to America serving in the 118th U.S. Congress


Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

19h
Oh god something else you suck at - civics.

Shut up and let the non-bitter non-failures resolve things

Keith Olbermann
@KeithOlbermann

I mean you do know the voting this bill makes illegal is ALREADY ILLEGAL

Kurt Schlichter
@KurtSchlichter

Then why are you getting so upset by it?

Good question, Colonel Kurt.


From last year: Crazy Joe Rogan discusses the Racist Conspiracy Theory that Democrats are "importing Democrat voters." They deliberately dissolve the border, and then dissolve all verification for voting.

Why is this broken conservative clock correct 24 hours a day?!?!

Posted by: New Yuck Times

Related: Four Republican Woke Saboteurs voted to kill Paulina Ana Luna's resolution to use Congress' power of "inherent contempt" -- Congress' own power to enforce its subpoenas, exercised when the Executive refuses to turn over documents and refuses to prosecute its officers who refuse to turn over the documents.

How are these assholes still in office?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM




Comments

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1 Here early.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 12, 2024 01:19 PM (VSht7)

2 g65y3b4u7564b6u

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:20 PM (T3es0)

3
Here early.
Posted by: tankdemon

===========

Yes. *glares*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:20 PM (T3es0)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Treason.

Pure, unadulterated treason.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Called the corgis.

And sugar gliders.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 12, 2024 01:21 PM (VSht7)

7 Hi, I'm George Soros and I'd like to make a withdrawal. No, I don't have any ID.

Posted by: t-bird at the Democrat Central Bank at July 12, 2024 01:21 PM (9SBJU)

8 It's the only way they can win.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (qZdIZ)

9 Missed a first AGAIN because I read the content!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (w6EFb)

10 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (JMAcK)

11 Two from Cali... Not surprised

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (IyPmt)

12 my God those four have punchable faces

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (s3qiR)

13 Motor Voter!!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (BFyX4)

14 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (Wnv9h)

15
Yes. *glares*
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:20 PM (T3es0)

Sorry, I didn't realize there was a queue.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (VSht7)

16 11 Two from Cali... Not surprised


and Ohio!!! see this is why I worry about Vance for VP

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (s3qiR)

17 I could have been first but I was, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (vFG9F)

18 Anyway...

Posted by: Joe Biden's Last Brain Cell at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (aD39U)

19 >>>> Four Republican Woke Saboteurs voted to kill Paulina Ana Luna's resolution to use Congress' power of "inherent contempt.

Mavericks.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (cxd5d)

20 How much ice cream would $90 million buy Doctor Jill?

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (Y8lzz)

21 How many homos saw that giant dick-and-balls iceberg and thought "nice"?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

22 and Ohio!!! see this is why I worry about Vance for VP
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (s3qiR)

As much as I would like to see Vance VP it worries me too

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (IyPmt)

23
Well, onto substance...

I'm okay with the defeat of the SAVE Act if the other laws that restrict illegals from voting are actually enforced. Which leaves me black-pilled for the day.

I don't think the SAVE Act would have been enforced anyway. That's my second black pill in case the first one wore off.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (T3es0)

24 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (Wnv9h)



Woot!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

25 Missed a first AGAIN because I read the content!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (w6EFb)

I have never seen you before, but I'd love to convert to your religion.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (JMAcK)

26 2 g65y3b4u7564b6u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:20 PM (T3es0)

So you want me to drink Ovaltine?

Posted by: tankdemon at July 12, 2024 01:25 PM (VSht7)

27
Sorry, I didn't realize there was a queue.
Posted by: tankdemon

=============

I don't "queue."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:25 PM (T3es0)

28 I moved Tom McClintock to problematic when he, the supposedly rock ribbed conservative even though from CA, advised to vote yes on a 20 billion water project bill in CA, years ago. Money was never spent on water project, if I remember correctly. I knew going in that's what would happen and, somehow, McCintock was unable to see just how corrupt CA was back then.

Tom has since moved from problematic to GOPe, at best.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:25 PM (tT6L1)

29 Importing illegal voters in a Democracy is fucking treason, no way around it.

If the were all hard pipe hitting conservatives, things would be different. There wouldn't be a wall across the border, there would be TWO fucking walls on the border, patrolled by pit-bulls with AIDS.

This shit has to stop. The leftists in government and bureacracy have been destroying this nation with impunity for decades. Worse, they have a non-trivial portion of the country completely hypnotized or some other spook shit mind control, and can't seem to make simple cause and effect connections on anything.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (b9oRn)

30 4 Republicans just defeated a resolution to hold AG Garland in contempt

-
I guess they're right. White males suck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (L/fGl)

31 I mean you do know the voting this bill makes illegal is ALREADY ILLEGAL

Yeah, like shoplifting is still illegal in Kalifornia, yet there's a pandemic of shoplifting here as nobody is arrested and in most places here employees who try to stop it lose their jobs.
Laws without enforcement are old, toothless dogs used for home security.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

32 The Senate quashing this thing was inevitable. I'm obviously disappointed, but what difference would this bill have really made? It's already illegal for non-citizens to vote. Yet millions do every election. (Yes, it's millions.) What was this bill gonna do to stop that? Not in theory, but in actual practical effect?

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

33 I am already well into “F*ck It Friday “ mode.
Ain’t nothing gonna change.

Well, I’ll allow for a black swan or two.

Posted by: RI Red at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (T9WMp)

34 @KeithOlbermann
Oh god something else you suck at - civics.
Shut up and let the non-bitter non-failures resolve things

Ha. Hahaha. LOL!!!! This is worse than the pot calling the kettle black. Please, go back and rewatch his "The Resistance" series of videos, filmed in his basement, after Trump's first election. Without "bitter", "failed" and "never-been", Olberman would have nothing.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (JCZqz)

35 FYI Luna is re-introducing the Garland thing and says she will keep doing so

so PRESSURE those four asshats, people! they need to hear it from their constituents

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 01:27 PM (s3qiR)

36 Illegal migration, and voting is the classic "That's Not Happening, And It's Good That It Is".

Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 01:27 PM (b9oRn)

37 30 4 Republicans just defeated a resolution to hold AG Garland in contempt

-
I guess they're right. White males suck.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (L/fGl)

Kumala ain't a white male...but Petey Bootyjudge is, so I'll give you that one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

38
my God those four have punchable faces
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 01:22 PM (s3qiR)



They look like 8th graders who entered a Mitt Romney look-alike contest put on by their Home Room teacher on Friday.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2024 01:27 PM (y9nCu)

39 Willowed:

I can't help but think that all this DNC-Biden rumpus will be going on during the RNC convention. I wonder what the media ratings will be for Trump's acceptance speech?
Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (rj6Yv)

Posted by: mrp at July 12, 2024 01:27 PM (rj6Yv)

40 33 I am already well into “F*ck It Friday “ mode.
Ain’t nothing gonna change.

Well, I’ll allow for a black swan or two.

Posted by: RI Red at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (T9WMp)

Odd fetish, that one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

41 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna
The Supreme Court has REJECTED the idea that inherent contempt is a bill of attainder in the 1927 case of McGrain v Daughtry. This means IT IS CONSTITUTIONAL and WITHIN OUR AUTHORITY.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino
RINOs in congress are fighting to protect Merrick Garland saying that holding him in Inherent Contempt would be an unlawful “bill of attainder”

Only problem is the Supreme Court shot down this argument in McGrain v. Daughtry

Stop making excuses & start holding Garland accountable!

Posted by: the rabbi living in jerry's building at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (Jh5b+)

42 "Joe" by Five Times August.
Released over 2 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYx3FrjKIM


Please repost. Liberally.

Like, everywhere you get your news. Let's make this a number one song.

Posted by: shred21 at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (VdLpC)

43 #41 Off comedic sock.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (Jh5b+)

44 I'm starting to think that this November, I will fill out my vote for President and leave everything else blank.

What's the difference?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (iLBCx)

45 Any illegal alien caught voting in any election in the USA needs to be treated drastically so that one will never try voting again.
Let's have a drink and come up with suitable remedies.

Posted by: Ciampino - Si Ispettore, non e un cittadino at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (qfLjt)

46 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna 4h
Republican bills went down today. We will bring the vote back to the Floor with legislative appropriations when Members are here.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
🚨Rep Luna announces she will bring back a SECOND vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt when more GOP Members are back in DC

Remember, her vote to censure Adam Schiff took 2 tries before it finally happened

Merrick Garland can run but he can’t hide

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (Jh5b+)

47 If illegals and dead people were prevented from voting, the democrats would never win another election.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (lTGtQ)

48 > How are these assholes still in office?

Something like 20 Republicans didn't bother to show up for the vote, either. Great job, stupid party.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (Odg76)

49 Democrats: "We don't need more enforcement of voting laws since it's already illegal for non-citizens to vote."

Also Democrats: "We need to hire 30,000 new IRS agents to catch waitresses who don't report their tips."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (9yUzE)

50 Rep. John Duarte (CA-13) @RepDuarteCA13 20h
While I voted to hold Merrick Garland in contempt, I am working with my colleagues to actually hold him accountable. I am against privileged motions that are grandstanding and not good process.

Chairman Jordan is pursuing this in court, which is regular order and due process. We must lower the temperature in Congress and focus on making groceries and gas cheaper and bringing good-paying jobs to the Valley. Let's get things done the right way and move our country forward.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino
Merrick Garland sent the FBI in to raid Trump’s house

He indicted Trump twice

He’s put peaceful J6 protestors into solitary confinement

Then he defied a Congressional subpoena and you know what backstabbing RINO John Duarte says after voting No?

“We need to lower the temperature”

Shame on you sir

Catturd ™ @catturd2 5h Replying to @RepDuarteCA13
You’re a disgrace. Resign.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (Jh5b+)

51 44 I'm starting to think that this November, I will fill out my vote for President and leave everything else blank.

What's the difference?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
======
Mainly how long Congress takes until they impeach Trump again for the third time and perhaps even more. GOPe will only reluctantly allow it once, the Dems will repeat as necessary.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (mIs2x)

52 Four Republican Woke Saboteurs voted to kill Paulina Ana Luna's resolution to use Congress' power of "inherent contempt"

******

Anyone know what their *stated* reason for voting against this was?

Posted by: EFG at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (Uyf5K)

53 Tom McClintock entered the House on a “sane” economics policy platform. That was ~20 years ago. :/

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (i3azO)

54 Conversation
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_
It's now public record that we have 198 traitors to America serving in the 118th U.S. Congress


Riley Gaines for Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (NzK/m)

55 Then he defied a Congressional subpoena and you know what backstabbing RINO John Duarte says after voting No?

-

I bet John Duarte has some skeletons in more than one closet.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (uKQ6k)

56
I suppose it won't happen but I would loooooove it if a large majority of illegal alien voters voted for El Jefe Trump,

and not sad, soiled-diaper Biden.

And the Dims lost a lot of their "safe" seats in Congress and state offices.

But, it's just a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream...

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (eDfFs)

57 Alas, Riley Gaines actually tied for 5th, only the top 5 got trophies so, of course, it went to the man.

Posted by: Gossamer at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (Q3NAv)

58 g65y3b4u7564b6u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
......

How much do they pay you to write speeches for Biden?

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (v0R5T)

59 Gaines and the dude tied for fifth in the race he sandbagged so it didn't look bad when he smashed both finals fields.

Posted by: BruceWayne at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (MGB5H)

60 Illegals swarming the border is a huge issue this election cycle. Surprisingly, the GOP actually did something in Congress, while doomed to failure, which gave GOP candidates election fodder.

Heck, that open borders idiot Gallego in AZ is now running as a border hawk even though he's been 100% for what's going on at the border.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (tT6L1)

61 If the were all hard pipe hitting conservatives, things would be different. There wouldn't be a wall across the border, there would be TWO fucking walls on the border, patrolled by pit-bulls with AIDS.

Imma help you out, and send over a couple of hard, pipe-hittin' conservatives to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch

Posted by: Marcellus Wallace at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (JCZqz)

62 The illegals will vote, just as was prophesied.

Posted by: Eromero at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (o2ZRX)

63 Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber
If any of you doubted all my posts & videos on Garland being the mop-up man for the crimes of the intelligence community, the critical contempt vote on Garland just failed in a narrow vote thanks to:

The GOP Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee.
[Mike Turner photo]

DC_Draino @DC_Draino
🚨The House vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt just FAILED
Here are the 4 backstabbing RINOs who supported the Deep State and voted No:
1. Tom McClintock (CA-5) - (202) 225-2511
2. John Duarte (CA-13) - (202) 225-1947
3. David Joyce (OH-14) - (202) 225-5731
4. Mike Turner (OH-11) - (202) 225-5731

Greg Price @greg_price11
The vote to hold Merrick Garland in inherent contempt for concealing the Biden/Hur tapes just failed because 12 House Republicans decided to skip the vote.
Bang up job, guys.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (Jh5b+)

64 56
I suppose it won't happen but I would loooooove it if a large majority of illegal alien voters voted for El Jefe Trump,

and not sad, soiled-diaper Biden.

And the Dims lost a lot of their "safe" seats in Congress and state offices.

But, it's just a dream. A beautiful, beautiful dream...
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2024 01:30 PM (eDfFs)

=======

It's about inflating the voter rolls to allow for more mechanical cheating like ballot box stuffing without drawing too much attention rather than actually getting people to vote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

65 In a parking lot yesterday I saw a 2022 Honda with a window sticker that read

Tea Party sounds so much better than racist, Islamophobic mob.

I'm guessing it was Olbermann's car.

Posted by: Candidus at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (Zi/1w)

66 there would be TWO fucking walls on the border, patrolled by pit-bulls with AIDS.

--

Whoever this is for Vice Vice President

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (uKQ6k)

67 22 and Ohio!!! see this is why I worry about Vance for VP
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 12, 2024 01:23 PM (s3qiR)

As much as I would like to see Vance VP it worries me too
Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (IyPmt)
______
IMO, Trump should

1. Stick to governors
2. Look only at solid states, where we lose nothing
3. Be sure to pick someone sound, so their assassination attempts get them nothing.

My own choice would be Sarah Sanders, but Trump wants his wimmen to be hot. Youngkin would be OK; despite VA being purple (at best) he's term limited.

I did see a strong case made for Zeldin.

But no senators. They all think their gods, even the best of them.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (1bNHn)

68 Why do we have hate crime laws if the illegal act is already a crime?

Posted by: huerfano at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (VGOMa)

69 Jordain Carney @jordainc
NEWS: Inherent contempt for Garland FAILS on House floor

4 GOP’s votes no and more than a dozen Republicans skipped the vote

Some where here earlier and told me they were leaving before this vote

Greg Price @greg_price11
And apparently they were there and just left before the vote.

Thank you for your service.

Sean Davis @seanmdav
Classic Mike Johnson leadership right here.

Sam Curdle @SamCurdle
Republican side, here are our stand-outs,

No vote:
Armstrong, ND; Crenshaw, TX; Granger, TX; LaMalfa, CA; Lamborn, CO; LaTurner, KS; Lee, FL
Massie, KY [out of town I think; wife's death]; Mast, FL; McHenry, NC; Miller-Meeks, IA; Rogers, AL

Nay:
Duarte, CA; Joyce, OH; McClintock, CA; Turner, OH

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (Jh5b+)

70 If it is not specifically said illegals cannot vote then it is permitted. This law addresses that problem.

And lordie but Keith Olbermann hates women. Probably goes back to his bitterness at the fact his mother was one.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (OPGS/)

71 Remember, her vote to censure Adam Schiff took 2 tries before it finally happened

Merrick Garland can run but he can’t hide
Posted by: andycanuck

Yeah, I'm sure he's quaking in his boots.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (JCZqz)

72 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
🚨Rep Luna announces she will bring back a SECOND vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt when more GOP Members are back in DC

Remember, her vote to censure Adam Schiff took 2 tries before it finally happened

Merrick Garland can run but he can’t hide
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (Jh5b+)




In before the "nothing will happen" guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

73 "29 Importing illegal voters in a Democracy is fucking treason, no way around it.

If the were all hard pipe hitting conservatives, things would be different. There wouldn't be a wall across the border, there would be TWO fucking walls on the border, patrolled by pit-bulls with AIDS.

This shit has to stop. The leftists in government and bureacracy have been destroying this nation with impunity for decades. Worse, they have a non-trivial portion of the country completely hypnotized or some other spook shit mind control, and can't seem to make simple cause and effect connections on anything.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 12, 2024 01:26 PM (b9oRn)"

You are underestimating how many of those "hypnotized" people know exactly what they're doing.

My younger peers at work that are moonbats are just parroting what social media/media tells them to. But the Gen X and Boomer contingent are fully aware of what is going to happen.. but they don't give a shit because they have no kids and think it'll happen after they're gone or in a nursing home. They fully intend to flounce around on their fake prog moral high horse and partying while the ship sinks.

Posted by: somedood at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (4TPVI)

74 Anyone know what their *stated* reason for voting against this was?
---------
See the one asshole at #50.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Jh5b+)

75 I have never seen you before, but I'd love to convert to your religion.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (JMAcK)

My religion is reading the content, I guess.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (w6EFb)

76 Illegals voting is the rabbit-out-of-the-hat November surprise that Democraps will depend on to steal the election.

All the analyses concluding how hard it will be for them to steal 2024 are based on 2020 numbers. But those numbers are based on demographics that don't exist any more. There are what, two or three million more illegals in the country now than in 2020? And they will all vote Democrap.

This is a nuclear tsunami that will crush any electoral advantage Trump has, and any efforts by the GOP to stop the steal. Does anyone disagree?

I know I keep getting told I shouldn't be so pessimistic. I really wish I wasn't. But I'm 99% convinced the Dems are going to steal November, as sure as Pete Bootyjuice likes nice fat dicks in his ass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

77 And lordie but Keith Olbermann hates women. Probably goes back to his bitterness at the fact his mother was one.
Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 01:32 PM (OPGS/)



She should respond "No, I won't go out with you, creeper."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

78 42 "Joe" by Five Times August.
Released over 2 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMYx3FrjKIM


Please repost. Liberally.

Like, everywhere you get your news. Let's make this a number one song.
Posted by: shred21 at July 12, 2024 01:28 PM (VdLpC)

That's "Stuttering" Craig Skistimas' brother.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

79 Tom has since moved from problematic to GOPe, at best.
Posted by: blake
======
Live girl, dead boy, or perhaps just sweet grift from drafting behind sooper conservative Speaker Kevin.

Even NY GOP are less flaccid than Kevin's California GOP buddies.

Mike Turner is the corrupt chair of the House Intel committee and responsible for the hideous FISA renewal that extended the national security subpoenas to include ANYone that hosts any kind of internet access like cafes, etc.

He is a shithead warmonger of the first degree and likely to have some serious skeletons in his past that the IC can manipulate. He in turn is basically running Johnson as an op on nat sec questions.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (mIs2x)

80 72 In before the "nothing will happen" guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)


My answer to those people: So what? Democrats pull this shit all the time even if they have no chance of winning or anything being done.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (OPGS/)

81 Merrick Garland can run but he can’t hide
Posted by: andycanuck

Yeah, I'm sure he's quaking in his boots high heels.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

82
g65y3b4u7564b6u
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
......

How much do they pay you to write speeches for Biden?
Posted by: wth

============

What do you mean!? That's the number of jobs we created! A gazillionty-leventy trill-scuse me, billion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (I87yH)

83 46 Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna 4h
Republican bills went down today. We will bring the vote back to the Floor with legislative appropriations when Members are here.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
🚨Rep Luna announces she will bring back a SECOND vote to hold Merrick Garland in Inherent Contempt when more GOP Members are back in DC

Remember, her vote to censure Adam Schiff took 2 tries before it finally happened

Merrick Garland can run but he can’t hide
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:29 PM (Jh5b+)
________
Her being solid is a plus. I'd be for her whatever she said.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (1bNHn)

84
They don't just want illegals to vote.

Illegals are going to vote.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (zxnA4)

85 Let's invade Cuba and Venezuela and take their nice beaches and oil. This is what reasonable foreign policy would look like.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (n17eQ)

86 F'n Crenshaw.


Remember when he was the second coming?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (a1415)

87 Intern: Hello, this is Congressman Turner's office
President Trump: Tell him he's FIRED!

Posted by: CIA tape log from Chairman Turner's office at July 12, 2024 01:36 PM (z0oj/)

88 They fully intend to flounce around on their fake prog moral high horse and partying while the ship sinks.

-

Ah, to be young and ignorant of how time works again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:36 PM (uKQ6k)

89 In a parking lot yesterday I saw a 2022 Honda with a window sticker that read

Tea Party sounds so much better than racist, Islamophobic mob.



I will shed no tears when islham comes a calling and blows up his car with him in it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

90 In before the "nothing will happen" guy.
---------
#71 Too late!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:36 PM (Jh5b+)

91 77
She should respond "No, I won't go out with you, creeper."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)


I'm still heartbroken that I have no chance with her. The fact I'm married and too old may have something to do with that. Along with her being married as well.

But that would be a perfect response along with explaining that she doesn't date outside her species.

Posted by: NR Pax at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (OPGS/)

92 They don't just want illegals to vote.

Illegals are going to vote.
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (zxnA4)
.......

unless they're too busy raping and pillaging.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

93 "There are 100,000 votes and 100,000 voters. It's perfect."

"We've found evidence that there are 10,000 illegals registered to vote."

"Well, we can't do anything about it now. File another lawsuit, and maybe we can get them off before next election."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

94 It's about inflating the voter rolls to allow for more mechanical cheating like ballot box stuffing without drawing too much attention rather than actually getting people to vote.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)


Yeah, I get that.

What I was wondering was-

if these illegals actually voted, and they certainly could because the BlueShitHoles aren't going to stop them cuz that would be "racist",

would they vote for Soggy Diaper Joe or their cultural preference for the Strong Horse Trump.

I didn't state things clearly enough.

I blame jet lag!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (eDfFs)

95
@KeithOlbermann
Oh god something else you suck at

=============

He actually thinks that Riley Gaines sucks at swimming. I wish ESPN would hire him back.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (I87yH)

96 All the analyses concluding how hard it will be for them to steal 2024 are based on 2020 numbers. But those numbers are based on demographics that don't exist any more. There are what, two or three million more illegals in the country now than in 2020? And they will all vote Democrap.

This is a nuclear tsunami that will crush any electoral advantage Trump has, and any efforts by the GOP to stop the steal. Does anyone disagree?

I know I keep getting told I shouldn't be so pessimistic. I really wish I wasn't. But I'm 99% convinced the Dems are going to steal November, as sure as Pete Bootyjuice likes nice fat dicks in his ass.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Embrace the fact that we do not know nor do we know of any countermeasures much.

For the most part, it is mail in ballot fraud from illegals or non existent voters to worry about.

That being said, even individuals can challenge the issuance of a ballot to non existent residences, multiple ballots sent to Wal Mart and the like, and so on at their local level.

Quite a few voter integrity groups out there now that are poring over voter registration lists and suing states and county clerks to remove dead, moved, and non existent.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (mIs2x)

97 LaMalfa is a “rice, prune and walnut grower” republican. Very powerful valley donors and RINOs.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (i3azO)

98 89 I will shed no tears when islham comes a calling and blows up his car with him in it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

Islam will win, because it's the last thing that will allow men to be angry and violent again.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

99 In a parking lot yesterday I saw a 2022 Honda with a window sticker that read

Tea Party sounds so much better than racist, Islamophobic mob.

-

Ha. It's hilarious that he doesn't have anything about fags.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (uKQ6k)

100 94 if these illegals actually voted, and they certainly could because the BlueShitHoles aren't going to stop them cuz that would be "racist",

would they vote for Soggy Diaper Joe or their cultural preference for the Strong Horse Trump.

I didn't state things clearly enough.

I blame jet lag!!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (eDfFs)

=======

Fair 'nuf.

It would be entertaining, for sure.

And then Trump deports them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

101
The non-voting GOP cocksuckers are probably worse than the no votes. Voting is their fucking job.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (y9nCu)

102
if these illegals actually voted, and they certainly could because the BlueShitHoles aren't going to stop them cuz that would be "racist",

would they vote for Soggy Diaper Joe or their cultural preference for the Strong Horse Trump.

Posted by: naturalfake

=================

The ballots are already filled out for them.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (I87yH)

103 Remember when he was the second coming?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (a1415)
---------------

I'd like to know what Dan's fellow veterans think about Dan wanting to take away their gun rights through red flag laws.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (tT6L1)

104 Sometimes I wonder if Ace's cruelty is boundless when he points Keith Olbermann at his patrons like Alec Baldwin aiming a loaded revolver at his cinematographer.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (2UBPP)

105 Those four Republicans aren't the same , one is wearing a green tie

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (aLzBS)

106 If you don't vote for me you aint Hispanix.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

107 It's okay. All Trump has to do is beat the margin of fraud which is what, 7%, 10%, 8.3%, 12.1%, 4.8%, 11.7%, 5%, maybe even 15%!?!

Somehow some are confident that a steal would be too big and too noticeable at the moment. We know how many votes Trump technically lost by(what around 10,000 in total?) but we don't have a clue how many ballots they counted to get Joe to 81 million. I don't believe for a second Joe even came close to the total Trump had. I think the fraud was a lot bigger than we think. But yeah all we have to do is beat the margin of fraud.......whatever the F that number might be.(facepalm)

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (IlL6s)

108 What do you mean!? That's the number of jobs we created! A gazillionty-leventy trill-scuse me, billion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office


Anyway...

Posted by: President Old Man Balls at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T)

109 "92 They don't just want illegals to vote.

Illegals are going to vote.
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (zxnA4)
.......

unless they're too busy raping and pillaging.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)"

They don't even need to vote because they're counted in the census for apportioning seats

I know this has been a topic of argument here for ages, but non-citizens OBVIOUSLY were never intended to be counted for apportioning seats, and certainly not illegal aliens and foreign invaders.

Posted by: somedood at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (4TPVI)

110 Wait, if Riley Gaines is as good as a record-holding *male* swimmer...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (uKQ6k)

111 Grainger is not running for reelection, she got her loot. She might as well vote against the interests of her district.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (lTGtQ)

112
LaMalfa is a “rice, prune and walnut grower” republican. Very powerful valley donors and RINOs.
Posted by: 13times

=============

Rice growers in California tells you everything. As James Bovard once put it, "the unmitigated hubris of growing a monsoon crop in a desert."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (T3es0)

113 Does a failure send mean tweets from his mother’s bathtub!?!?

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (Y8lzz)

114 And lordie but Keith Olbermann hates women. Probably goes back to his bitterness at the fact his mother was one.
Posted by: NR Pax

A little internet sleuthing confirmed some of my vague recollections:

Keith Olbermann has been in relationships with Katy Tur (2006 - 2009), Laura Ingraham (1997) and Rebecca Lobo (1995). (As well as Kyrsten Sinema at some point.)

In a recent podcast episode, Olbermann went on a rant about Tur, accusing her of physical abuse and various other misdeeds. This sparked a backlash from many, including Megyn Kelly, who called Olbermann a “terrible person” for his behavior.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

115 Stock markets over 40 thousand... They really liked the bad economic news today

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (IyPmt)

116 but we don't have a clue how many ballots they counted to get Joe to 81 million. I don't believe for a second Joe even came close to the total Trump had.

-

I'd bet money Trump had the 81M. I doubt it was exactly flipped and Biden had Trump's total (I don't think he got anywhere near that many), but I'm almost certain the reason they continually crow about 81M is because it's meaningful in a different way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:41 PM (uKQ6k)

117 Dems won't vote to prevent illegals from voting because they want illegals to vote.

It is not very complicated.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 01:41 PM (IFNME)

118 114 Keith Olbermann has been in relationships with Katy Tur (2006 - 2009), Laura Ingraham (1997) and Rebecca Lobo (1995). (As well as Kyrsten Sinema at some point.)

In a recent podcast episode, Olbermann went on a rant about Tur, accusing her of physical abuse and various other misdeeds. This sparked a backlash from many, including Megyn Kelly, who called Olbermann a “terrible person” for his behavior.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

Bet he was actually dating Tur's Violent Troon Father.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 01:41 PM (UnA8+)

119 117 Dems won't vote to prevent illegals from voting because they want illegals to vote.

It is not very complicated.
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 01:41 PM (IFNME)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)

120 All you have to do to cause Olbermann to completely lose it is to say he went to the Cornell Cow College. He'd stroke out in a second

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 01:42 PM (aLzBS)

121 92 They don't just want illegals to vote.

Illegals are going to vote.
Posted by: ...
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No, ballots will be submitted but little evidence of them actually showing up en masse to vote in person. So, the degree of cheat will depend on whether a state primarily relies on mail in ballots or not and the degree that voting lists have been cleaned up like in Ohio and Florida. Those states are red primarily because they cleaned up their voter rolls.

So the distribution of illegals may not be sufficient to do what the Dems love and in some states, like Florida, might get the Dems in legal trouble if tried. So, the West Coast plus Arizona and Colorado are prime areas for fraud. PA is a see saw and the MI, WI, and Illinois will be prime fraud locations. But, the spreading map makes it more unpredictable if states like NJ, VA, MN, etc. are in play.

There is an upper limit of ballot harvesting mechanism and personnel needed for the cheat and the USPS threw a monkey wrench into some of the cheating by Trump appointed Postmaster General who has moved a lot of mail sorting to new facilities that are not in the central cities.

Never assume cheats always work.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (mIs2x)

122 He's running...

Robert Costa
@costareports
NEWS: in an exclusive, lengthy sitdown with @CBSSunday, Gov. Newsom tells me he’s “all in, no daylight” with President Biden and says he hits “delete, delete, delete, delete”’ on any message encouraging him to run… much more on “Sunday Morning”
From CBS Sunday Morning 🌞
https://x.com/i/status/1811771665422176489
7:36 AM · Jul 12, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (9aVck)

123 I wish ESPN would hire him back.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (I87yH)
================
Oh, yes please!

Posted by: Keith's Mom and Landlord at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (X3mJX)

124 Bet he was actually dating Tur's Violent Troon Father.
Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 01:41 PM (UnA8+)
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Tur's father is a wacko. He's one tweet from committing mass murder.

That Katy Tur is able to sort of function as a normal human being is nothing short of a miracle.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

125
I'd bet money Trump had the 81M. I doubt it was exactly flipped and Biden had Trump's total (I don't think he got anywhere near that many), but I'm almost certain the reason they continually crow about 81M is because it's meaningful in a different way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:41 PM (uKQ6k)



I read somewhere way back when that they estimated the ACTUAL vote for Biden was around 68 million. The fact that they 'allowed' Trump to amass 73 million means he blew Biden's doors off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

126 121 Never assume cheats always work.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (mIs2x)

=======

I mostly assume that the GOP is inept and in on it when not inept.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)

127 and says he hits “delete, delete, delete, delete”’ on any message encouraging him to run… much more on “Sunday Morning”

-

Wait, aren't there FOIA requirements?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:44 PM (uKQ6k)

128 That's why 10 million illegals have slipped over the border in the last 3 1/2 years

And the weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 01:44 PM (rvUJB)

129 117 Dems won't vote to prevent illegals from voting because they want illegals to vote.
======

They don't give a shit whether an illegal shows up at the polls. All they want is the ballot to be extracted by paid ballot harvesters and submitted in their name.

Same as blacks in inner cities, etc.

It ain't about voters, but about collecting ballots.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:44 PM (mIs2x)

130 @costareports
NEWS: in an exclusive, lengthy sitdown with @CBSSunday, Gov. Newsom tells me he’s “all in, no daylight” with President Biden and says he hits “delete, delete, delete, delete”’ on any message encouraging him to run… much more on “Sunday Morning”



Newsom. Because America isn't f*cked up quite enough just yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:44 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Unelected appointees decide unenforceable rules for Wisconsin ballot drop boxes as law altered yet again

tinyurl.com/58x8zkjk

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

132
Rice growers in California tells you everything. As James Bovard once put it, "the unmitigated hubris of growing a monsoon crop in a desert."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (T3es0)



Rice is a quick payout. Prunes, walnuts, apricots, lemons, grapes, oranges etc are all grown here in The Valley, but the trees/vines take years after planting before they produce a single fruit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (y9nCu)

133 119 117 Dems won't vote to prevent illegals from voting because they want illegals to vote.

It is not very complicated.
Posted by: blaster

Is it....because illegals work menial jobs, and Democrats lack any fight, so they need people that are "mean"? Like a play on words? I just need to figure it out...I'm a genius entrepreneur voice of a generation!

Posted by: South Park's Kanye West at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (JCZqz)

134 Speaker Johnson, what is it would you say you do here?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (2UnvF)

135 131 Unelected appointees decide unenforceable rules for Wisconsin ballot drop boxes as law altered yet again

tinyurl.com/58x8zkjk
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

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The judges are elected in WI. And your link seems to be wrong.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

136 =======

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:42 PM (GBKbO)



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KEITH OLBERMANN TWEETS FROM THE BASEMENT BATHTUB IN HIS MOMMY'S HOUSE AND IS A STAGGERING DOUCHEBAG.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Notice me senpai

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (YdXCb)

138 Rice growers in California tells you everything. As James Bovard once put it, "the unmitigated hubris of growing a monsoon crop in a desert."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 01:40 PM (T3es0)

NorCal valley is hardly a desert, it used to be a swampy floodplain. Then the dams got built. You’re thinking San Joaquin.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (i3azO)

139 The Democrats don't give a rat's ass about the illegals.

They do, however, covet those ballots each illegal will get.

12-15 million of them. Enough to potentially legitimize another stolen election if they're so inclined to do so.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (Q4IgG)

140 @116 Moron Robbie-I believe that very thing. Feeble old white racist Joe outperformed Obama in swing state predominantly black districts, how many attempts at running for president and couldn't even make it through an entire Dem primary and he got 81 million in 2020 after DNC having to screw Bernie for a second time so their chosen puppet could win........LMAO

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (IlL6s)

141 That Katy Tur is able to sort of function as a normal human being is nothing short of a miracle.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)


Since when has being a libtard media hack been described as functioning as a normal human being?

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (IFNME)

142
Is it....because illegals work menial jobs, and Democrats lack any fight, so they need people that are "mean"? Like a play on words? I just need to figure it out...I'm a genius entrepreneur voice of a generation!
Posted by: South Park's Kanye West at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (JCZqz)



AND, you're a gay fish.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

143 KT, I saw your comment from the last thread. Thanks for passing along the info.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (Odg76)

144 Don't forget they went around accusing Trump about his "Big Lie" regarding election fraud.

But of course 81 million WAS the Big Lie. Go so ridiculously far with the cheat it has to cross unbelievable and become "believable".

It's always projection.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:48 PM (zxnA4)

145 Since when has being a libtard media hack been described as functioning as a normal human being?
Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 01:47 PM (IFNME)
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I should have bolded "sort of."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:48 PM (tT6L1)

146 The Great Replacement: African Americans and women most hurt.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at July 12, 2024 01:48 PM (wBaIH)

147 Joe Rogan & Shane Dorian
......

For those of you not familiar with Shane Dorian, he is one of the best surfers in the world. Big wave specialist.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:48 PM (v0R5T)

148 Biden himself said "he/we" have the largest vote fraud operation in history.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:49 PM (zxnA4)

149 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
Dog not barking:

The press will not ask anyone who voted against it why they voted that way.

Owen Gregorian @OwenGregorian
BREAKING: Democrats Block the SAVE Act in the Senate, Leaving Door Open for Illegal Immigrants to Vote in Presidential Election | The Gateway Pundit

Senate Democrats blocked the passage of the SAVE Act, a bill crucial for enhancing the integrity of federal elections by mandating proof of citizenship.

This decision comes just a day after the House successfully passed the bill with a vote of 221-198, with nearly every Democrat opposing the measure.

The SAVE Act aims to amend the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 to enforce stricter voter registration requirements. Under the proposed legislation, voters would need to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship to vote in federal elections—a shift from the current law, which permits states to demand citizenship proof only for local and state elections. [...]

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:49 PM (Jh5b+)

150 The judges are elected in WI. And your link seems to be wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
********
Here's the correct link

tinyurl.com/4n68b85b

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:49 PM (NpAcC)

151 74 Anyone know what their *stated* reason for voting against this was?
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See the one asshole at #50.
Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:34 PM (Jh5b+)

*****

Many thanks.

Posted by: EFG at July 12, 2024 01:49 PM (Uyf5K)

152 Never assume cheats always work.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:43 PM (mIs2x)
___

When have they failed? Serious question. Even the most crude, blatantly fraudulent steals always work.

I'll give you that it failed in 2000. But the Dems very nearly pulled it off then. The political environment was different then. If the exact same thing happened in 2024, there's no doubt in my mind that Gore would be president.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

153 Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 01:42 PM (aLzBS)

So he really went to the Cornell Ag school and majored in Dairy Science? If so, it's a lot more important and worthy job than being a left wing media crank.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (Zy6LG)

154 I can never keep straight which Big Lie they are talking about. So many to choose from.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (X3mJX)

155 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

156 It ain't about voters, but about collecting ballots.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:44 PM (mIs2x)


Well, yes. You are right, they don't want them to vote, they want them to be issued ballots.

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 01:51 PM (IFNME)

157 Racist???
Every foreigner that gets a vote into the system dilutes the vote of a citizen...Black, White, Brown, whatever.
They are destroying AMERICAN voters right to choose who will govern them.
Fuck you Democrats!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 12, 2024 01:51 PM (W/lyH)

158 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)



Well SHIT! That MEANS something........

*glances at jar of f*cks*

*can't spare any*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Look at the faces of those 4 puthy reps.

They tell me they 1) have personally experienced a wedgie, 2) have never been in fist fight.

Junior High Model UN fags one and all.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2024 01:51 PM (KBuBK)

160 I mostly assume that the GOP is inept and in on it when not inept.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Leaders in the state GOP was definitely in on it in GA and AZ last time. Probably MI as well. The MI GOP is dysfunctional with Snyder and DeVos. Supposedly the former GOP House Speaker there had an affair with Whitmer back in the day. They are that bad.

GA and AZ are probably bought and paid by cartels smuggling drugs and people across their territory. Both Phoenix and ATL are hubs for human trafficking. You also get the Chamber of Commerce enthusiasm for sucking Chinese cock in both states.

WI has a compromised (and now under recall) Robin Vos as the GOP House Speaker, a shitty Sup. Ct. making up the law as it goes forward, and a refusal to punish and remove the chair of the Wisconsin Electoral Commission which is and has been a focus of shitbaggery and illegality going back to the Walker years.

Basically, the Commiecrats separate vulnerable GOP state legislative leaders via Chamber of Commerce influence and probably the live boy/dead girl kompromat collected on them. That is how the steal goes on.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 01:51 PM (mIs2x)

161 So he really went to the Cornell Ag school and majored in Dairy Science?
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They make excellent cheddar and outstanding ice cream over there.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (X3mJX)

162 152 When have they failed? Serious question. Even the most crude, blatantly fraudulent steals always work.

I'll give you that it failed in 2000. But the Dems very nearly pulled it off then. The political environment was different then. If the exact same thing happened in 2024, there's no doubt in my mind that Gore would be president.
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

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2016 MI. They just didn't do enough.

We have the Jill Stein lawsuit showing they said there were 1000 ballots in a box with 10.

No one actually stopped them. They just stopped themselves because...I'm not a mind reader. I'd guess they thought they would go too far and blow it wide open.

Then...2020 blew it all wide open and they got away with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

163 155 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)


No way Joe can stand that pressure!

Posted by: blaster at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (IFNME)

164 Many thanks.
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You're welcome.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (Jh5b+)

165 Duarte, McClintock, Joyce and Turner look like players on Swalwell’s team.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (y/M9h)

166 So I just read that Don Jr.is gonna introduce Trump's VP pick at the convention... he's good friends with JD Vance.....

Posted by: It's me donna at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (IyPmt)

167 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)
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Am I the only one who doesn't get the allure of chubby cheeked dead eyes Judd?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)

168 @125

>>The fact that they 'allowed' Trump to amass 73 million means he blew Biden's doors off.

The 81 million number was just them running up the score, the election turned on less than 60k votes spread out over 6 Donk controlled locales.

Fun Fact:

Early voting begins in a little more than 60 days in PA, and PA has around 700k, so called, "inactive" registered voters to play around with.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2024 01:53 PM (XV/Pl)

169 Branson can EABOD.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

170 FenelonSpoke

FenelonSon landing on his feet? Sweet corn harvest makes the prom queen interested?

And I hope you two lovebirds are doing OK.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 01:53 PM (u82oZ)

171 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

No way Joe can stand that pressure!
Posted by: blaster
.......

When you've lost the puffy scamper...

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:53 PM (v0R5T)

172 BTW I noticed last year that 9/11, the "Financial Crisis", and COVID had some big similarities I could not ignore.

Namely... covered up government involvement...

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:53 PM (zxnA4)

173 >>>Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.

Posted by: redridinghood

>I will only take this into consideration if Ashley is flashing her tits.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2024 01:54 PM (2UBPP)

174 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)
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Wait, isn't she in a loony bin right now? And he's a Brit.

What the hell...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at July 12, 2024 01:54 PM (X3mJX)

175 @153 Fen, I agree and I actually know people who went to that school and are good people. However to tell an egomaniac like Olbermann that he was at a publicly funded part of the college as opposed to the "private" ivy league part would make him lose it.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 01:54 PM (aLzBS)

176 Cornell has an ornithology lab that my wife and I used to give money to.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

177 It'll be Kamala and soon.

Many Blacks, especially Black men, dislike Kamala for being fake Black. It was the opposite for Obama, but that's why he married Michele. [shudders] Kamala married a schlubby Jew lawyer, who's rarely seen in public.

Many Blacks, Hispanics and suburban wine moms will stay home in November. Others who feel a duty to vote, will pick RFK jr. Each a half-vote for Trump.

Turnout is the X factor in American voting. e.g., Trump deliberately attacked Hillary in ways to drive down turnout from her marginal supporters. This hurt Trump but it hurt Hillary more.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 01:55 PM (Gse2f)

178 Is Richard Branson the Virgin guy,

Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 12, 2024 01:55 PM (JLq/1)

179 Have they set a date for the nomination by zoom? Joe's already killed at least a third of the shot clock.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at July 12, 2024 01:55 PM (Dm8we)

180 168 Early voting begins in a little more than 60 days in PA, and PA has around 700k, so called, "inactive" registered voters to play around with.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 12, 2024 01:53 PM (XV/Pl)

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"But if Democrats cheated (big IF there, buddy), then they obviously only cheated by 80,556 since the difference was 80,555. That's just the upper bound of cheating and Trump could have beaten it if he weren't so mean to Biden at the first debate."
-Montec

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:56 PM (GBKbO)

181 Is Richard Branson the Virgin guy,
Posted by: Northernlurker , wondering where his phone is at July 12, 2024 01:55 PM (JLq/1)



Yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:56 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Funny how those 4 look exactly like I thought they would.

Posted by: steevy at July 12, 2024 01:56 PM (HJ9BW)

183 >How many homos saw that giant dick-and-balls iceberg and thought "nice"?
Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)


They would really hate to see Glow Ball Warmening

Posted by: haffhowershower at July 12, 2024 01:56 PM (NMT5x)

184 Cornell is a strong Ag school. Kansas State competes with them all the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 01:56 PM (u82oZ)

185 I expect many things to help Trump that are obscured by polling, even when the polling tries to be honest. And any polling released to the public is some degree of dishonest.

Trump is poised to win bigly, and success in down-ticket races should flip the Senate (where the Ds are defending 21 of 33 seats that are up) and gain more control in the House. This is critical to Trump being effective.

It'll be hard to Steal this time, because there are too many States that need to be stolen without it being too obvious. But it could happen, or we could have a Coup, I don't put high odds on this, but the Left has proven capable of doing dumb things. e.g. simply shooting Trump would likely backfire. Ask Brutus and the Roman Senate.

Posted by: Ignoramus at July 12, 2024 01:56 PM (Gse2f)

186 2016 MI. They just didn't do enough.

We have the Jill Stein lawsuit showing they said there were 1000 ballots in a box with 10.

No one actually stopped them. They just stopped themselves because...I'm not a mind reader. I'd guess they thought they would go too far and blow it wide open.

Then...2020 blew it all wide open and they got away with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
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The cheat wasn't really in effect in 2016. The Dems thought Hillary had the win in the bag. They couldn't conceive of Trump winning. They were caught with their pants down on election night. Trump snuck in the back door and fucked them in the ass.

By the time the Dums knew what was happening, it was too late. They will never make that mistake again. Unlike the GOP, the Dums learn from their mistakes and don't make the same one twice.

God how I wish I could be a Democrat so I wouldn't despise my own party so much.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

187 Cornell has an ornithology lab that my wife and I used to give money to.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

It's also where Andy Bernard went to college.

Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:57 PM (v0R5T)

188 @153 Fen, looked it up and he majored in communications at the ag school. Not something useful like dairy science

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 01:57 PM (aLzBS)

189 150 The judges are elected in WI. And your link seems to be wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
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Here's the correct link

tinyurl.com/4n68b85b
Posted by: redridinghood

That's a great link setup. I'll have to remember that.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 12, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

190 189 That's a great link setup. I'll have to remember that.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at July 12, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)

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What have I done...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

191 Isn't Branson a Brit?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (ftFVW)

192 =======

What have I done...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)



Located the elusive pooch and screwed it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

193
Remember: ABC and ABC fake "News" is owned & operated by Disney.

So it's really Disney that is turning on biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (Cgv8o)

194 Fen, looked it up and he majored in communications at the ag school. Not something useful like dairy science
Posted by: Smell the Glove


Along with Charlie "KORN" Farquharson?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)

195 Isn't Branson a Brit?
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (ftFVW)



That would explain his pompous faggotness.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

196
Am I the only one who doesn't get the allure of chubby cheeked dead eyes Judd?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)


There was about 9 months in 1995 when she was pretty smokin', although rather generic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 12, 2024 01:59 PM (y9nCu)

197 They just stopped themselves because...I'm not a mind reader. I'd guess they thought they would go too far and blow it wide open.

Then...2020 blew it all wide open and they got away with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

If you recall they were ready to complete the Steal with delaying PA until they could "fix" things in the morning. And after 2020, I firmly believe it was going to happen. 2020 wasn't their first rodeo.

They were not prepared for Wisconsin to come in legit for Trump. That sealed it.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:59 PM (zxnA4)

198 176 Cornell has an ornithology lab that my wife and I used to give money to.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsAMAIaas94

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2024 01:59 PM (y/M9h)

199 When have they failed? Serious question. Even the most crude, blatantly fraudulent steals always work.
Posted by: Elric Blade


2016 Failed, 2010 Failed, etc. Cheating ain't new in US elections and should be viewed more as something that waxes and wanes but is ALWAYS associated with urban districts since the 1890's. (Prior to that rural cheat machines operated to outcheat the city cheat machines).

It is more like electronic warfare and requires constant revision to actively combat it. In 2020, many of the GOP in Congress and states wanted Trump out about as much as the Dems. Only the actual voters wanted him. The Dems probably had to gin up roughly 10-20 million ballots AND then they barely won with 40,000 or so additional fake ballots.

Their whole rotten stinking job in DC means that they now have a senile POS or equally unlikeable replacements, a country sliding into stagflation, endless waves of criminals and illegals, etc.

The cheat now becomes almost unimaginable and easily detected when you have cities voting at 200-300 percent of registered voters.

Regimes that do that don't have long to live because they have no legitimacy whatsoever domestic or foreign.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (mIs2x)

200 Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 01:58 PM (ftFVW)

Why hello there.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (zxnA4)

201 Chris Mathews predicts a Biden comeback, and this fills me with thick blackberry schadenfreude.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (cf/0E)

202 FenelonSon landing on his feet? Sweet corn harvest makes the prom queen interested?

Not yet, but he's sending out resumes like crazy, Unfortunately so are the many other young people who majored in horticulture. We keep praying. Oh, yes, he's in a Bible study group with all high school or college graduates-all girls. He's new so I don't think he's talked much.

FenSpouse and I are doing fine except that he went out to do gardening, didn't wear long pants (!) and got a bad case of poison ivy. He put so much calamine lotion on it he looks like he has leprosy, poor guy.

Thanks. How are you and Mrs Salty doing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (Zy6LG)

203 That would explain his pompous faggotness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)
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There's that photo of Branson with Obama which pretty much removes any doubts about Branson.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (tT6L1)

204 199 The cheat now becomes almost unimaginable and easily detected when you have cities voting at 200-300 percent of registered voters.

Regimes that do that don't have long to live because they have no legitimacy whatsoever domestic or foreign.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (mIs2x)

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As I've said for a couple of years, I want the cheat so big that DU goes, "Whoa...that can't be right."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)

205 That would explain his pompous faggotness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

LOL I think you mean faggoutness

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (zxnA4)

206 That would explain his pompous faggotness.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The lefty politics would have done that, but being a mincing limey helps.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (ftFVW)

207 I will only take this into consideration if Ashley is flashing her tits.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2024 01:54 PM (2UBPP)


And it's 1998 again.

Posted by: spindrift at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (OguvZ)

208 171 Ashley Judd and Richard Branson call for Biden to drop out.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 12, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

No way Joe can stand that pressure!
Posted by: blaster
.......

When you've lost the puffy scamper...


...check in your other pants?

Posted by: anachronda at July 12, 2024 02:01 PM (oY6Yp)

209 @160 whig-I appreciate your optimism even while staying grounded in reality. Your optimism is the only one I trust even if I disagree a little. Thank You for commenting here.

Posted by: JROD at July 12, 2024 02:01 PM (IlL6s)

210 Why hello there.
Posted by: ...

The pause... is calling me. I should check my meds.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (ftFVW)

211 "He put so much calamine lotion on it he looks like he has leprosy, poor guy.

Thanks. How are you and Mrs Salty doing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


Get him some Zanfel. Stat.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (vFG9F)

212 Ashley Judd looked hot in an episode of ST:TNG where she Wesley tried to avoid getting addicted to a game. After that batshit crazy took its toll

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (aLzBS)

213
You’re thinking San Joaquin.
Posted by: 13times

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Cali rice farmers still get subsidized water.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (T3es0)

214 Fagosity???

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (Jh5b+)

215 Their whole rotten stinking job in DC means that they now have a senile POS or equally unlikeable replacements, a country sliding into stagflation, endless waves of criminals and illegals, etc.

The cheat now becomes almost unimaginable and easily detected when you have cities voting at 200-300 percent of registered voters.

Regimes that do that don't have long to live because they have no legitimacy whatsoever domestic or foreign.
Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (mIs2x)
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I like your optimism. I wish I had it. I hope you are right. I don't think you are right.

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (iFTx/)

216 201 Chris Mathews predicts a Biden comeback, and this fills me with thick blackberry schadenfreude.
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You should try black cherry Wishniak. Very tasty.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (n17eQ)

217 212 Ashley Judd looked hot in an episode of ST:TNG where she Wesley tried to avoid getting addicted to a game. After that batshit crazy took its toll
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (aLzBS)

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She gets nekkid in Bug and also completely crazy.

Would stab me with with knives and isn't even that hot.

2/10

Would not bang.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

218 The pause... is calling me. I should check my meds.
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (ftFVW)

😁

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (zxnA4)

219 LOL I think you mean faggoutness
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (zxnA4)



Heh. Well played, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

220 FenelonSpoke

Knocking out chores and my wife has fully recovered from her two falls. The first fall took out our dishwasher, and we have a new one now.

So we are abiding.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (u82oZ)

221 where she & Wesley tried to avoid getting addicted to a game.
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Hungry-Hungry Hippos??

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (Jh5b+)

222 As I've said for a couple of years, I want the cheat so big that DU goes, "Whoa...that can't be right."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)
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[Hysterical laughter]

-- DU

Posted by: Elric Blade at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

223 It is still a dumb idea to arrest the AG. The worst way to convince people that Democrats are Communists and Nazis is for Republicans to arrest Democrats for being Communists and Nazis. Dangle it over Garland's head, but if when you are too lazy to subpoena Lisa Monaco, then don't tell me you need to arrest the figurehead, Merrick Garland.

Posted by: wferrin at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (eaoZL)

224 If there was an opposition party they'd escalate on this - say at the state level mandate the death penalty for non-citizens voting.

Make the FNM argue that illegals don't vote AND that red state are going to kill a brazillian illegals for voting.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (oZhjI)

225 I am not kidding. Don't mess around with the calamine. He will get relief much faster. Believe me, I know.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (vFG9F)

226 Cornell has an ornithology lab that my wife and I used to give money to.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I had a bird watching friend who died who would give them money every year and also call them up to say what interesting birds he had seen. Someimes he would make them up just to make them laugh.
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (Zy6LG)

227 In fairness, if Ashley's tits plumped up in old age like her face, she'd have a very hands-on rack of luscious breasts.

Tell me anything you like, sugartits. Mmm.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (2UBPP)

228 Fen, I agree and I actually know people who went to that school and are good people. However to tell an egomaniac like Olbermann that he was at a publicly funded part of the college as opposed to the "private" ivy league part would make him lose it.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 01:54 PM (aLzBS)
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My friends and I called it "SUNY Cornell."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2024 02:05 PM (3Fz6p)

229 Hoping the "big boy" main event was *just* enough to encourage Dr President Jill to hold on. Despite what the "beautiful" people say.

(Whew, too many quote marks and stars in that post.)

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:05 PM (ftFVW)

230 Correction, Mike Turner phone # 202 225 6465

Posted by: Miflin at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (aA6YN)

231 Cali rice farmers still get subsidized water.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (T3es0)
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Do they? I know farmers in the Central Valley have to pay for their water allotment, no matter what. Let's say a farmer in the Central Valley pays for 10K acre feet and only receives 5K acre feet, he still pays for 10. But, I also know CA farmers are not simon pure when it comes to water, because they've been known to sell their water to LA for more than they paid for it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (tT6L1)

232 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:03 PM (u82oZ)

I am glad to hear that she has recovered and that she's keeping you busy with chores until school starts again.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (Zy6LG)

233 >>>Regimes that do that don't have long to live because they have no legitimacy whatsoever domestic or foreign.
Posted by: whig
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Is that when foreign friends step in and help the good guys straighten things out or foreign enemies step in and help the corrupt regime eviscerate the country?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (y/M9h)

234 Hoping the "big boy" main event was *just* enough to encourage Dr President Jill to hold on. Despite what the "beautiful" people say.

I think that's exactly where they landed, and it's great.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (JCZqz)

235 FenelonSpoke

I credit her recovery to the prayers of the Horde.

I can testify.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (u82oZ)

236 The cheat wasn't really in effect in 2016.
Posted by: Elric Blade

The Dem cheat in urban areas has been done for decades in the past including Florida. There is a reason that Florida became blood red and that is because Florida cleaned up the voting rolls.

You can also look toward cheating at the reservations in the Dakotas and AK, and so on.

IT is a myth that Dem cheating began in 2020. It is just that Covid combined with mail in ballots permitted it to expand. Still almost did not work and that was with Trump fighting with his own party to get them to go after the Dem cheating.

Note that Ronna raised money and did not one damn thing regarding RNC litigation. All the GOP on Capitol Hill were silent.

I can point out cheating in the 80s, 90's, etc. and actually have a coauthored and published paper cited by the courts regarding voter fraud analysis.

It is and was a mail in ballot problem exacerbated by Covid allowing the Dems to expel GOP from watching vote counting and turning the machines back in in ATL among other places.

They cheat big this time, it will destroy the US because ultimately you have to have the tacit consent of the governed to rule.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (mIs2x)

237 The Democrats are against Foreign Interference of our Elections except when foreigners are voting for them illegally.

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (evaxF)

238 Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:04 PM (vFG9F)

Thanks. What should he use instead? Nothing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:07 PM (Zy6LG)

239 Leave it to Olberman to pick on college girls

that guy has mental issues

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 12, 2024 02:07 PM (NtVYv)

240 g65y3b4u7564b6u Blonde Morticia tends to always express my sediments exactly.

Posted by: Scranton Joe at July 12, 2024 02:07 PM (V5BDR)

241 @228 Captain, yup, SUNY Albany grad here and that's what we called it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:08 PM (aLzBS)

242 Fagosity???
Posted by: andycanuck

For some unknown reason this reminded me of my favorite word: decalcomania.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:08 PM (ftFVW)

243 Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:06 PM (u82oZ)

Glad to hear that. Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:08 PM (Zy6LG)

244 Thanks. What should he use instead? Nothing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke"

No, Zanfel. You must have missed where I mentioned it. It's good stuff. Go get some right now.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:08 PM (vFG9F)

245 For some unknown reason this reminded me of my favorite word: decalcomania.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:08 PM (ftFVW)
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Fear of the number 10? (now to look it up)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (tT6L1)

246 Zanfel dot com. Most drug stores have it.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (vFG9F)

247 When you've lost Ashley Judd.....

Posted by: The Bell Has Rung at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (V5BDR)

248 Is that when foreign friends step in and help the good guys straighten things out or foreign enemies step in and help the corrupt regime eviscerate the country?
Posted by: Braenyard
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We are too big in population and sheer size and nations like China don't have the logistics. Any attempt to do that would resemble the US in Somalia or Iraq--everyone targets the new guys on the scene.

There is a reason that UN Peacekeepers pretty much are part of the scenery and do nothing. They want to live.

Most of the old rules also do not apply to nuclear nations. The US stood aside when the Sov Union destructed as did the Soviets themselves becuz nukes were throughout the country.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (mIs2x)

249 Cali rice farmers still get subsidized water.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (T3es0)

NorCal rice growers have huge underground aquifers. The southern valley rice growers depend on NorCal water transfers.

Oroville Reservoir and the Thermalito Afterbay system was purpose-built for agricultural use.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (i3azO)

250 Seems like the legal system is where things go to die.
There are so many procedures and appeals and the like that nothing gets settled within a working lifetime, and little within an actual lifetime.
There are quicker ways to settle things, and a lot of people are starting to realize that.

Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (4780s)

251 Wow, did I miss that by a couple of counties.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 12, 2024 02:10 PM (tT6L1)

252 Get him some Zanfel. Stat.
Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:02 PM (vFG9F)

Sorry; I missed that answer. Thx. I will tell him. That's an over the counter thing?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 12, 2024 02:10 PM (Zy6LG)

253 The Democrats are against Foreign Interference of our Elections except when foreigners are voting for them illegally.
Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman

That's not interference, it's #OurDemocracy, h8r!

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:10 PM (ftFVW)

254 When you've lost Ashley Judd.....
Posted by: The Bell Has Rung at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (V5BDR)



When the puffy faced lady sings.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

255 Correction, Mike Turner phone # 202 225 6465
Posted by: Miflin
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Thanks for that correction/update. [And confirmed with an internet search.]

Well found.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 12, 2024 02:10 PM (Jh5b+)

256 "That's an over the counter thing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke "

Yes. He will get some relief almost immediately and it will heal faster.

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (vFG9F)

257 Braenyard

You missed where the Red Chinese Foreign Minister wanted to replace all Americans in the US of A with Chinese.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

258 245 For some unknown reason this reminded me of my favorite word: decalcomania.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:08 PM (ftFVW)
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Fear of the number 10? (now to look it up)
-------------
I think it is fear you will tear your decal after painting your model bomber.

Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (n17eQ)

259 The weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (fwDg9)

260 I think it is fear you will tear your decal after painting your model bomber.
Posted by: Pudinhead at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (n17eQ)



I HATED when that happened....only on my model car.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

261 257 You missed where the Red Chinese Foreign Minister wanted to replace all Americans in the US of A with Chinese.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (u82oZ)

At least the country would get better at math.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 02:12 PM (UnA8+)

262 The weekend is here
Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:11 PM (fwDg9)



So, you're saying it's Beer:30?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

263 A compulsive need to steal people's chalk?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:12 PM (BAEGB)

264 Illegals aren't going to vote. The commies will vote for them. As always, it's about the ballots.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at July 12, 2024 02:13 PM (aD39U)

265 I was thinking on way home to fk it, start sending mail ballots around the world to China, Zimbabwe, Columbia, Argentina and let them vote our representatives

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (fwDg9)

266 It's always Beer:30 somewhere!

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (ftFVW)

267 North Korea executed 30 middle schoolers for watching South Korean dramas, according to reports.

-
At least it wasn't South Park.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (L/fGl)

268 There are quicker ways to settle things, and a lot of people are starting to realize that.
Posted by: From about That Time at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (4780s)

Bleak House was not an instruction manual.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (BAEGB)

269 Is mania fear? Mania is not fear.

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (zxnA4)

270 XTC

Maybe. The Red Chinese will not send their best people.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (u82oZ)

271 I mean am I a homomaniac?

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (zxnA4)

272 It's always Beer:30 somewhere!
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (ftFVW)



SOLD!!!!

I'll be right back.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

273 CO had a corrupt voting system as long as I can remember. It was always a laughingstock, but when they brought in VBM, with all its attendant fraud, I said to myself "ok ... This is a failed state. Broken beyond repair. If they can get away this, the can get away with anything, and they want to get away with anything, so they will, and there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do to stop it."

Now the whole country is running full tilt at the Colorado Way.

Y'all will find out soon. Love it (leftists) or hate it (everyone else), but your failed state has failed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:15 PM (0FoWg)

274 North Korea executed 30 middle schoolers for watching South Korean dramas, according to reports.
---------

Finally! Real communism is being tried...

Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 02:15 PM (zxnA4)

275 99 In a parking lot yesterday I saw a 2022 Honda with a window sticker that read

Tea Party sounds so much better than racist, Islamophobic mob.
-
Ha. It's hilarious that he doesn't have anything about fags.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Ellipses' good question - How did they know Trump's opponent in the '19 impeachment? at July 12, 2024 01:38 PM (uKQ6k)

Sure he does, every time he farts in the Jacuzzi.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

276 North Korea executed 30 middle schoolers for watching South Korean dramas, according to reports.

------------
I'll never complain about Mrs. Nastasi again.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2024 02:15 PM (3Fz6p)

277 Question for the 4 Republicans(?) - Was it a dead whore or a live boy?

Posted by: Fritzy at July 12, 2024 02:16 PM (LM1wn)

278 Decorative transfer technique. Kinda long word for decal. My context was aircraft markings way back in the day.

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:16 PM (ftFVW)

279 106 If you don't vote for me you aint Hispanix.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

I rate this as correct; only Latinx and Hispanx would vote for Biden; the REAL ones don't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

280 Skip reminds me:

It can(not yet) be quitting time.

Soon though!

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at July 12, 2024 02:16 PM (JCLJi)

281 Mania is brain overactivity. Phobia is fear.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:16 PM (aLzBS)

282 For some unknown reason this reminded me of my favorite word: decalcomania.

Posted by: She Hobbi

That's banned by the Book of Leviticus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (L/fGl)

283 I like your optimism. I wish I had it. I hope you are right. I don't think you are right.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I don't have optimism. Simply put, the Dems have a choice--big cheat and probably followed by severe civil unrest leading to breakup or not cheating and letting Trump handle the increasingly disintegrating public finances, masses of criminal terrorists embedded in the US, possible moves by Russia and China to consolidate power over a fast weakening US, and so on.

A world of unpleasantness awaits us where a relatively cheerless austerity program for about a decade may be the best outcome. Worst is civil war on par with Spain or Yugo breakup.

We might get the first with Trump, with the Dems, the other is baked into the cake along with very possible war loss to China or Russia.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (mIs2x)

284 I mean am I a homomaniac?
Posted by: ...


fd has a test for that.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)

285
Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (i3azO)

==============

Adult in the room. Bummer.

j/k, that's very informative.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (T3es0)

286 You know what? Good for north Korea. You made a law. They broke it. They pay the penalty.

Maybe it's a preposterous law with a maniacal sentence. But hey, none of this "yeah well its a law but we can't bluh bluh bluh bloo because faaaaiirrness" or some mealy mouthed shit. That's turning out to be every bit as cancerous to society.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (BAEGB)

287 North Korea executed 30 middle schoolers for watching South Korean dramas, according to reports.
---------



I mean, I could see for K-Pop, but dramas?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

288 Trump should run some ads saying it is illegal for illegals to vote in our elections. And maybe that if they do vote, it will result in their deportation, never to be allowed back in the USA. or some such.

But Dems probably already have a million "Jose Martinez" ballots filled out, and signed by their various mobsters.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (Cus5s)

289 109 "92 They don't just want illegals to vote.

Illegals are going to vote.
Posted by: ... at July 12, 2024 01:35 PM (zxnA4)
.......

unless they're too busy raping and pillaging.
Posted by: wth at July 12, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)"

They don't even need to vote because they're counted in the census for apportioning seats

I know this has been a topic of argument here for ages, but non-citizens OBVIOUSLY were never intended to be counted for apportioning seats, and certainly not illegal aliens and foreign invaders.

Posted by: somedood at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (4TPVI)

Indians Not Taxed were excluded, as I recall.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

290 Branson tore down historic Schwab's drugstore and Googies in Hollywood to build a movie house which blocked view of 1920s apartments

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (BFyX4)

291 Question for the 4 Republicans(?) - Was it a dead whore or a live boy?
Posted by: Fritzy

Power of and?

Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (ftFVW)

292 "I mean am I a homomaniac?
Posted by: ...

fd has a test for that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"


Say "pecan".

Posted by: fd at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (vFG9F)

293 286 You know what? Good for north Korea. You made a law. They broke it. They pay the penalty.

Maybe it's a preposterous law with a maniacal sentence. But hey, none of this "yeah well its a law but we can't bluh bluh bluh bloo because faaaaiirrness" or some mealy mouthed shit. That's turning out to be every bit as cancerous to society.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (BAEGB)

======

You seem to resemble lawful neutral tendencies.

I think of myself as more of a chaotic good kind of guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

294 Mania is brain overactivity. Phobia is fear.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:16 PM (aLzBS)



Why I laugh at being called 'homophobic.'

No, I don't fear homos. Blasphemy just isn't my thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

295 112
LaMalfa is a “rice, prune and walnut grower” republican. Very powerful valley donors and RINOs.
Posted by: 13times

=============

Rice growers in California tells you everything. As James Bovard once put it, "the unmitigated hubris of growing a monsoon crop in a desert."

It works well if you dam rivers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh)

296 I'll never complain about Mrs. Nastasi again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Did Ilie transition?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (v6JzV)

297 Look on YouTube why John Gibson calls Keith "Bathtub boy". Let him know he is Bathtub boy as much as possible on X. He "loves" it.

Keith "Bathtub boy" Olberman

Posted by: RGallegos at July 12, 2024 02:19 PM (EW8cQ)

298 288 Trump should run some ads saying it is illegal for illegals to vote in our elections. And maybe that if they do vote, it will result in their deportation, never to be allowed back in the USA. or some such.

But Dems probably already have a million "Jose Martinez" ballots filled out, and signed by their various mobsters.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (Cus5s)

========

It's illegal for them to register to vote. They won't vote themselves, but the machine will vote for them.

Saying that they'll focus on deporting illegals who are registered to vote first could be interesting. Maybe start pushing out information about how to de-register at the same time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, laughing at the clowns with Preston Sturges at July 12, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

299 247 When you've lost Ashley Judd.....
Posted by: The Bell Has Rung at July 12, 2024 02:09 PM (V5BDR)

Whatever happened to Ashley's Judd's Puffy Scamper?

Posted by: Roll Call at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (jV7+P)

300
the Dems have a choice--big cheat and probably followed by severe civil unrest leading to breakup or not cheating and letting Trump handle the increasingly disintegrating public finances, masses of criminal terrorists embedded in the US, possible moves by Russia and China to consolidate power over a fast weakening US, and so on.

A world of unpleasantness awaits us where a relatively cheerless austerity program for about a decade may be the best outcome. Worst is civil war on par with Spain or Yugo breakup.

We might get the first with Trump, with the Dems, the other is baked into the cake along with very possible war loss to China or Russia.
Posted by: whig

=============

You're talking about parasites that ultimately kill the host and have to move on to another host. There is no other host like the US, though. I think their aim is to keep us very sick, indefinitely.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (T3es0)

301 But Dems probably already have a million "Jose Martinez" ballots filled out, and signed by their various mobsters.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (Cus5s)
------------
AoSHQ Style Guide sez the generic Hispanic name is "Juan Valdez."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (3Fz6p)

302 It works well if you dam rivers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (ynpvh

Works damn well.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (i3azO)

303 So help me out here, will the same Democrats that voted against the SAVE act vote against further gun control laws?

Cause it seems the exact same rational would be in play for both.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (a1415)

304 Hungarian President Viktor Orban Visits Donald Trump in Mar-a-Lago, DC Deep State, Biden and McConnell Not Happy

https://tinyurl.com/2vwueyd3

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (ed49l)

305
where she & Wesley tried to avoid getting addicted to a game.

I'm reminded of that episode whenever I see a bunch of people wandering around staring at their phone.

Which is every day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 12, 2024 02:20 PM (63Dwl)

306 Illegals get on mail ballot list, they don't live at tje address listed, the ballot gets scooped up as undeliverable and collected and filled out.
Also a sizable portion never get filled out, the fraud ballots printed in China get swapped for those never sent

Posted by: Skip at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (fwDg9)

307 Only story that makes Olbermann somewhat human involves the Yankees. His mother was at a game and it was during the time that Knoblauch was having his throwing yips from 2nd. He airmailed a throw over the first baseman's head into the crowd and hit Olbermann's mother in the chest . Kharmic penalty for giving birth to Keith

Posted by: Smell the Glove at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (aLzBS)

308 NOOD

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

309 AoSHQ Style Guide sez the generic Hispanic name is "Juan Valdez."
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I thought it was "Jose Jimenez."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (v6JzV)

310 They don't even need to vote because they're counted in the census for apportioning seats

I know this has been a topic of argument here for ages, but non-citizens OBVIOUSLY were never intended to be counted for apportioning seats, and certainly not illegal aliens and foreign invaders.

Posted by: somedood at July 12, 2024 01:39 PM (4TPVI)

Indians Not Taxed were excluded, as I recall.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
========
Only those here in 2020. Not the waves that Biden admitted, at least until 2032.

Posted by: whig at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (mIs2x)

311 Did Ilie transition?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (v6JzV)
--------
You'll notice the difference in spelling. She antedates Ilie by a good bit.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at July 12, 2024 02:21 PM (3Fz6p)

312 Le NOOD


It be here!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 12, 2024 02:22 PM (a1415)

313 >>>IT is a myth that Dem cheating began in 2020. I
whig
--------------------

LBJ - 1948, Kennedy -1960, LBJ - 1962; These are not one off's these are the proven one's. They've been perfecting various styles and techniques for nearly a century.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 12, 2024 02:22 PM (y/M9h)

314 I've had a couple middle schoolers who gave me dark thoughts about executing them, and their musical tastes were a big reason. But I didn't.

When you find yourself shooting middle schoolers, you need to stop huffing the glue of power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:22 PM (0FoWg)

315 CO had a corrupt voting system as long as I can remember.

-
Governor Jerry the Fairy has declared an emergency.

Emergency declared in Colorado after bird flu outbreak at egg facility

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:22 PM (L/fGl)

316 Those four representatives look like a bad barbershop quartet.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 12, 2024 02:23 PM (7PziG)

317 288 Trump should run some ads saying it is illegal for illegals to vote in our elections. And maybe that if they do vote, it will result in their deportation, never to be allowed back in the USA. or some such.

But Dems probably already have a million "Jose Martinez" ballots filled out, and signed by their various mobsters.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 12, 2024 02:18 PM (Cus5s)
-----------

Good luck getting that on the air.

Posted by: WisRich at July 12, 2024 02:23 PM (G0vdT)

318 Yes, I sentenced them to death. Didn't want to. Felt I owed it to them.

Posted by: Kim Jong Il at July 12, 2024 02:23 PM (2UnvF)

319 Regarding the four GOP “No” voters at the bottom.

Notice, 2 from CA and 2 from OH.

There’s your problem, four die-hard Midwestern progressives.

But two are in CA, what you talking about?
You are saying.

No, CA is a midwestern state now.
Up until the late 80s, Cali was traditionally libertarian/conservative, think Goldwater & Reagan.

When the Rust Belt really started oxidizing in the 70s and 80s all those Midwestern union living, government loving, brainwashed progressives headed west to the Golden State and it has been downhill ever since.

These people NEVER learn.
Leftism is so lodged in their Nordic “Nice” roots that it can never be dislodged.

And now they’re coming every where else, especially the South and Southwest.
At least half of these voters will vote D.
They simply cannot help themselves.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 12, 2024 02:23 PM (6ydKt)

320
It works well if you dam rivers.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

================

Which rivers should be dammed that haven't been?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at July 12, 2024 02:24 PM (T3es0)

321 Those four representatives look like a bad barbershop quartet.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee

Barbershop is awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

322 "Under the proposed legislation, voters would need to provide documentary proof of U.S. citizenship to vote in federal elections—a shift from the current law, which permits states to demand citizenship proof only for local and state elections."

---

Is it really a conspiracy when it's shoved right into your fucking gob?

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 02:25 PM (wzAuc)

323 I have a friend who worked at Superscale in the 90's.
Avid model builder and was allowed one copy of all the transfers he made over about 5 years.
He has a 4'x8' shelf full of them.
Specific vehicles. Down to unit and commander/pilot.
Detail I could never even dream of achieving.
Museum quality.
I'm lucky not to glue a model to the table when I attempt one.

Posted by: Reforger at July 12, 2024 02:26 PM (xcIvR)

324 286 You know what? Good for north Korea. You made a law. They broke it. They pay the penalty.

Maybe it's a preposterous law with a maniacal sentence. But hey, none of this "yeah well its a law but we can't bluh bluh bluh bloo because faaaaiirrness" or some mealy mouthed shit. That's turning out to be every bit as cancerous to society.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 12, 2024 02:17 PM (BAEGB)

Making the punishment for all offenses Death would force people to get serious about their life choices real f***ing quick.

Posted by: XTC at July 12, 2024 02:27 PM (UnA8+)

325 The Shasta-Oroville and Hetch-Hechy water storage and diversion system is an American engineering feat we should all be proud of. Newsom has nothing to do with it.

The Sunol and Pulgas Water Temples were built to celebrate that unique brand of American ingenuity.

Posted by: 13times at July 12, 2024 02:28 PM (i3azO)

326 I propose the death penalty gets applied to everyone who passed all our fuckin' laws, using knouters, before we get around to all the poor saps who broke them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 12, 2024 02:30 PM (0FoWg)

327 Junior High Model UN fags one and all.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at July 12, 2024 01:51 PM

---

Three-time delegates to the National Junior Achievement Conference. Extras in HS production of Bye-Bye Birdie. Dropped out of BSA as Tenderfoots. Lifetime OPS of .216 in church league baseball.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at July 12, 2024 02:31 PM (wzAuc)

328 253 That's not interference, it's #OurDemocracy, h8r!
Posted by: She Hobbit at July 12, 2024 02:10 PM (ftFVW)

H8tin is fun!

Posted by: Spiff the Spaceman at July 12, 2024 02:40 PM (evaxF)

329 Vote fraud has never been proven despite all your recounts, audits, and ridiculous court challenges. Just trying to make it harder for Latinos to vote. Scum.

Posted by: Sid at July 12, 2024 02:49 PM (KUBQS)

330 I would sell my car to fight Keith Olbermann, and I'm not being one ounce hyperbolic. That twatty little smug cocksucker deserves a beating like almost no one else.

Posted by: UGAdawg at July 12, 2024 03:24 PM (tRd71)

331 267 North Korea executed 30 middle schoolers for watching South Korean dramas, according to reports.

-
At least it wasn't South Park.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at July 12, 2024 02:14 PM (L/fGl)


Metal.

Posted by: Nathan E. at July 12, 2024 04:07 PM (DTX3h)

332 McCintock was supposed to be the truecon back in the special election for gov that Arnold won.

And I know this isn't the first time he's been on the wrong side of a vote. Maybe he needs replaced by someone younger.

Posted by: Don at July 12, 2024 04:24 PM (2GPfT)

333 The Demon-Rats the Party Of Globalists Traitors and Terrorists supporters Life in Prison would way too easy for them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 12, 2024 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

334 McClintock is scared that the Biden Administration will take away his constituents' water allotments up in Northeast California.

Pity, he was an outstanding state legislator.

Posted by: Whitehall at July 13, 2024 04:12 AM (8rKeY)

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat