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Biden "Interview"

In progress.

I heard they got his Medical Grade Cocaine Solution levels titrated well, so he's doing okay. Which is good for us.

Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)
@AWeissmann_

If Biden withdraws, how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney to show this election is about our democracy? Country over party.

Replying to @AWeissmann_
LouiseMensch
@LouiseMensch

God yes please

It's a Howard Stern Wack Pack of ugly, stupid hangers-on.

Yasssss:

Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
This interview is great
Biden's doing well enough to help fight off calls for him to drop out, but not well enough to actually alleviate the public's concerns
5:12 PM * Jul 5, 2024

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Biden is doing great. The Ds should keep him.
I see no reason for the Ds to replace Biden. None. None at all.
This interview was the worst of all worlds for the Ds.
Biden committed no real flubs. He didn't do anything to force himself out of the race. But he appears old, weak, tentative and he's losing to Trump.
So Biden will dig in and stay. The Ds are stuck.
5:09 PM * Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: AlphaChad4Ever

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 09:36 PM




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1 23dr43dr23c43

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (lCaJd)

2 Here we go.

Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (Sf2cq)

3 Has he pooted yet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (kpS4V)

4
That's the transcript.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (lCaJd)

5 Well Hello........

Posted by: Molly k. at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (j/yko)

6 Present !

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (V13WU)

7
Marginally better than he was at the debate. A holy mess if you ask me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (lCaJd)

8 Didn't know one could have a full recovery from mushbrain.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 05, 2024 08:39 PM (cOq4q)

9 FJB and ABC

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at July 05, 2024 08:39 PM (OGo8+)

10 The anti-Trump political ads are in overdrive on our local stations.

The Dems are getting desperate. They're moments away from eating each other in the Superdome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (kpS4V)

11 I just saw a clip of the interview - he was whispering for no reason and it was like a crazy old man telling big fish stories.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (pgG81)

12 4 more years !!

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (V13WU)

13 Medical grade?

They're probably giving this husk spectroscopy grade.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (BAEGB)

14 The emporer has no diaper.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (q7hip)

15 >>> 10 The anti-Trump political ads are in overdrive on our local stations.

The Dems are getting desperate. They're moments away from eating each other in the Superdome.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (kpS4V)

Silly Eris, the DNC is in *Chicago* this year.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (llON8)

16 Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain
This interview is great
Biden’s doing well enough to help fight off calls for him to drop out, but not well enough to actually alleviate the public’s concerns
5:12 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Biden is doing great. The Ds should keep him.
I see no reason for the Ds to replace Biden. None. None at all.
This interview was the worst of all worlds for the Ds.
Biden committed no real flubs. He didn’t do anything to force himself out of the race. But he appears old, weak, tentative and he’s losing to Trump.
So Biden will dig in and stay. The Ds are stuck.
5:09 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (9aVck)

17 ...but just in case : "Kamala Harris team considers ‘white man’ VP for presidential run"...

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (V13WU)

18 Ok boys, roll the tanks. Stop when you get to the Atlantic.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (u73oe)

19 sorry, pal. not sorry. your credibility is kaput
all together now. son of a bitch, he got fired
steele dossier
pee tape
hunter biden laptop was true
grand daughter that never was
lapdog media

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (QSrLX)

20 white man ...next to a stronk black woman

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (V13WU)

21 Mumbling nitwit 2024!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (/U5Yz)

22 He's slurring and looks exhausted. This will not help him.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (xCA6C)

23
So Biden will dig in and stay. The Ds are stuck.
5:09 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (9aVck)

"Nice airplane you got there..."

Posted by: The See Eye Eh at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (BAEGB)

24 Joseph Millstone Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (q7hip)

25 LOL, I can't even...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

26 Fake journalist doing fake interview of fake president.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (RIvkX)

27 how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney

Poo Tin and Xi gonna be sooooo scairt!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:44 PM (llON8)

28 keep biden and make him your turn bob dole

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:44 PM (QSrLX)

29 look, fat , you are not getting me out of this race!

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:44 PM (V13WU)

30 President Al B. Tross

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:44 PM (BAEGB)

31 They should have a 12 yo girl walk in front of Joe.
Of course, the kid would tower over Stephy....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

32 God Almighty, reporting for duty.

Posted by: CIA, Grassy Knoll Division at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (qUkBO)

33 President Joseph Edsel Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (q7hip)

34 Watched a bit of it. He is more unlikeable than ever. Looks feeble.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (41CYW)

35 >>> 1 23dr43dr23c43
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (lCaJd)

I don't know what he said. I don't think he knows either.

Posted by: Donald Trump at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (llON8)

36 Biden has his own Dr. Morell, pumping him full of cocaine, percocet, and covid-19 vaccine.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (XMwZJ)

37 Pathological liar...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

38 Biden can’t remember if he rewatched disastrous debate, blames ‘bad cold’ for poor performance: ABC interview
Posted by: Don Black


Oh, HE gets a pass for a bad cold, does he??? FFS!!@!

Posted by: Rick Perry at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (6gW4D)

39 As just said, good enough for him to claim he is good to go.
It's best he makes it to the convention I thknk.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (fwDg9)

40 "doing a hell of a lot of other things, LIKE WARS. But whatever..."

Lmao

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (ufFY8)

41 I am sure concerned citizens who arranged the debate will find a way to ...highlight the weakness of Joe Biden's candidacy.... they are on a mission! but then there is only Kamala....they are in a pickle !

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (V13WU)

42 Why is Biden being interviewed by a little boy?

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (qUkBO)

43 Znd said I think they spray tan him because he would be white as a ghost

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (fwDg9)

44 >>> 24 Joseph Millstone Biden

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (q7hip)

Seems appropriate.

Posted by: Ashely Biden at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (llON8)

45 lets not forget lawfare and lawyers sent off to persecute Trump.
put your hood on and ride with pantifa and blackbqueers matter

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (QSrLX)

46 Liz, your new friends on the left still hate you and want you dead. The only thing you’ve accomplished was to get the right to hate you too. Congratulations. Hope this helps.

XOXO

Duke

PS - Fuck you

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (u73oe)

47 Biden can’t remember if he rewatched disastrous debate, blames ‘bad cold’ for poor performance: ABC interview
Posted by: Don Black


Oh, HE gets a pass for a bad cold, does he??? FFS!!@!
Posted by: Rick Perry

He should be tested for COVID.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (cOq4q)

48 Oldie but goodie:

preview.tinyurl.com/4nx2fy9a

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (njWTi)

49 then there is only Kamala....they are in a pickle !
Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (V13WU)

Hey, if there was ever a Democrat who knew her way around a pickle....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (BAEGB)

50 Pretty quick recovery from a 'bad cold' for an elderly senior citizen.

Posted by: davidt at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (SYTee)

51 I hope he takes a long walk with the Mess Webley.......... after he loses to The Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (m62GY)

52 *cackles*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (llON8)

53 Pathological liar again...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (ufFY8)

54 Will be interesting to see how the MSM reports on this. Their knives have been sharpened, whether or not they get used is what I'm interested in parsing.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (41CYW)

55 I think Americans are a bit skeptical of the Didn't Earn It bench of capable strong leaders.

The catfight going on now on the lefty boards is when a leftist calls Harris stupid, leading to howls of protest. She was California AG. Attorney! Senator!! She is obviously brilliant, how can you say that OMG .... etc. ad infinitum ad nauseam.

Job titles are prima facie evidence of competence, you understand. We are seeing the ultimate train wreck of Credentialism meets Intersectionality versus I Don't Know What All. Hubris too.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (XDSQR)

56 afghanistan

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (QSrLX)

57 Way past my bed time
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (fwDg9)

58 china

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (QSrLX)

59 "congeneral liar!"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (ufFY8)

60 what border?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (QSrLX)

61 I think they should start using headshots of Biden from the 80's with the plaid suits and plugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (y31cs)

62 Here is AT on a local story I reported Wed. on Pixy thread.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8asjwr

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (RIvkX)

63 Damn no nooders.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (hO6gk)

64 Incredible how low the bar is for Biden.

That was objectively a horrible interview but Biden take an obvious dump in his pants or pull out little Joey and start playing with it so he did great!

Not having an actual media that does its job is a threat to democracy.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (LkLld)

65 If Biden withdraws, how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney to show this election is about our democracy? Country over party.

Too many 'o' in Country.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (rHxhM)

66 Mention Beau yet?

Posted by: davidt at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (SYTee)

67 Znd said I think they spray tan him because he would be white as a ghost
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (fwDg9)

Worse.

Visible capillaries.

Getting half a kilo of top shelf pharmaceuticals shoved into your arteries twice a day ain't a recipe for glowing, healthy skin.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (BAEGB)

68 Ok, the Lord almighty line...I am obviously on a youtube delay.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

69 the secretary of transportation
and cabinet secretary stonewalling from mayorkas and garland

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (QSrLX)

70 All these ridiculous claims he makes mean nothing, because no one believes he did any of those things. It’s like a really boring Baron Munchausen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (pgG81)

71 I'm curious if they will use this to force everyone back in line and keep the campaign going, or if CNN et. al. will keep up the calls for him to drop out.

Let's assume the former. We headed into the debate hoping for a tie.

8 days later, the Democrats finally end the calls for their nominee to resign, the fact that Biden has dementia is openly known throughout the entire world, and Trump's lead has expanded by 4 points, heading into the convention.

And Trump hasn't even named his VP pick yet.

Pretty hard to top this week.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (5p7BC)

72 Ok, I've heard enough, he has his laundry list memorized, and has no actual thought to offer.

Honestly, anyone listen to this, they have to realize "I've heard all this before, I'm done."

But the piece of shit is sentient enough to sit there and shit all over anyone who ever supported him. Including that piece of shit sitting in front of him.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (peNgU)

73 IRS demand letters, remember them?

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (QSrLX)

74 Woman P and VP.

(Waves piece of paper) Peace in our time !

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (qnsfO)

75 >>>how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney

That's sure to be a winner!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (klJTj)

76 >>> 62 Here is AT on a local story I reported Wed. on Pixy thread.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8asjwr
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (RIvkX)

Awful.

... and this is one of the many things that people will 'put up with' ... until they don't.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (llON8)

77 The catfight going on now on the lefty boards is when a leftist calls Harris stupid, leading to howls of protest. She was California AG. Attorney! Senator!! She is obviously brilliant, how can you say that OMG .... etc. ad infinitum ad nauseam.

Just needs to have the Steve Inman treatment.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (rHxhM)

78 Doing the whispering thing.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (xCA6C)

79 I think he looks and sounds bad, only slightly better than the debate, but I guess as Ace said, the drugs are good and they can have edited the heck out of the interview beforehand

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (oUxZc)

80 If I had to place odds on which of the three candidates the CIA will kill first, I think it's this piece of shit.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (peNgU)

81 Stephy, and the "don't do the crowd thing" line...lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (ufFY8)

82 Do the opposite of what CON shitposters post on X

Posted by: leftist looking at a notecard taken from his breast pocket at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (Jh5b+)

83 It came out a few days ago that his aides are afraid to tell him bad news for fear of pissing him off. He gets his news from Joe Scarborough. He thinks everything he’s done is right and proper and everyone loves him. Of course he’s not stepping down.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (u73oe)

84 >>I heard they got his Medical Grade Cocaine Solution levels titrated well
---
I love titrating. Joe Mannix, where you at?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (iRX3h)

85 Pretty hard to top this week.

I don't know, a naked Sophie Marceau would improve things greatly.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (xCA6C)

86 Biden only wants to be The Man Who Beat Donald Trump Twice. That's his epitaph.
They stole it once, they have to steal it again is his campaign strategy.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (HHd7w)

87 Orange man bad!


Oh wait....that's Joe.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (a1415)

88 solid reasons from Jake Blues

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (QSrLX)

89 I think he looks and sounds bad, only slightly better than the debate, but I guess as Ace said, the drugs are good and they can have edited the heck out of the interview beforehand
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (oUxZc)

So this isn't live?

Pathetic.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (peNgU)

90 ... and this is one of the many things that people will 'put up with' ... until they don't.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (llON
===

Not once. Not twice. Over and over targeting old people. Not just robbing, assaulting.

Some people just need killing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (RIvkX)

91 Heh.

Heheheheh.

It just dawned on me that all the asshole Agency pricks can't even go double agent to escape this shitfest, because they all already are!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (BAEGB)

92 Why on earth would PDJT accept an interview on ABC? He would have to be simple.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:53 PM (xCA6C)

93 Biden has his own Dr. Morell, pumping him full of cocaine, percocet, and covid-19 vaccine.

We need to carefully watch the video to make sure that each hand (two total) have five fingers each.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:53 PM (rHxhM)

94 Not watching, but from Daily Mail:

He told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos that he was the only one to blame for the calamitous primetime showdown last week that sparked a full-blown panic in the Democratic party.

President Joe Biden put blame on former President Donald Trump for his poor debate performance.


So it's all his fault, but it's Trump's fault. Got it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (16NmB)

95 If I had pumped myself with a tenth of the drugs that this Commander in Chief has, I would have lost my clearance.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (kpS4V)

96 I love titrating. Joe Mannix, where you at?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (iRX3h)

TJM's ratings are usually much harsher.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (BAEGB)

97 Joseph "Robbing 'Ettes"Biden.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (TCI8b)

98 Oh, come on, man!

Admit it. The very thought of a Harris Cheney ticket gives us all hardons.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1bNHn)

99 When, exactly, did Morning Schmoe do his "Best Joe Biden is Best" thing? I saw a clip of it and I think it was *before* the debate. That guy is really out there.

Would you believe he guest hosted Rush Limbaugh show at one time? Tells me all these fuckers are just corrupt as hell. They make more money in one night than a lot of folks make in a year, honestly.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (XDSQR)

100 Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (peNgU)

I thought some people said it was being taped at about 4:30 today. Since he's one the plane to DE it's not live

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (oUxZc)

101 How can we be sure this isn't AI?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (q7hip)

102 95 If I had pumped myself with a tenth of the drugs that this Commander in Chief has, I would have lost my clearance.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (kpS4V)

Hell, i would have lost my diastolic blood pressure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (BAEGB)

103 >>> 96 I love titrating. Joe Mannix, where you at?
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (iRX3h)

TJM's ratings are usually much harsher.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (BAEGB)

"Eyes are too close together. Would not bang.

2/10." -- TJM, probably

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (llON8)

104 The catfight going on now on the lefty boards is when a leftist calls Harris stupid, leading to howls of protest. She was California AG. Attorney! Senator!! She is obviously brilliant, how can you say that OMG .... etc. ad infinitum ad nauseam.

She is obviously brilliant?? Doesn't take a lot of brain cells to mimic Hawk Utah.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (UcAQV)

105 So, the Dems only play is to have Trump pick Nikki or Tulsi.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (HHd7w)

106 DJT's new media spokeswoman is named Caroline Sunshine, and now I can't stop thinking about Harlem Nights.

She's a hottie, of course. You can't make this stuff up.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (iRX3h)

107 ABC talking head lesbian space witches really saying this isn't helping him.

ABC not kind to Biden.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (a1415)

108 61 I think they should start using headshots of Biden from the 80's with the plaid suits and plugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (y31cs)

I saw a clip on YT recently from CSPAN from the time in 1987 where Biden was busted for plagiarizing Neil Kinnock. Dude was young once.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (8sMut)

109 Stay the course Joe!

Posted by: steevy at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (HJ9BW)

110 scary; harris / cheney is like an AWFL dream team ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (MKEsG)

111 Biden gifted the CBS participation trophy award.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (60nWs)

112 It's not live because he either was or wasn't having a medical on AF1

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (oUxZc)

113 I thought some people said it was being taped at about 4:30 today. Since he's one the plane to DE it's not live
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (oUxZc)


In other words, the real interview was much worse.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (peNgU)

114 President Joe Biden put blame on former President Donald Trump for his poor debate performance.

It's Sitting Bull's fault I lost. Other than that I did everything perfect.

Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (gKWVE)

115 @55; Nemesis always follows Hubris.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (MKEsG)

116 DJT's new media spokeswoman is named Caroline Sunshine, and now I can't stop thinking about Harlem Nights.

She's a hottie, of course. You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (iRX3h)
====

Yes, I am now in love.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (RIvkX)

117 >>> 111 Biden gifted the CBS participation trophy award.
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (60nWs)

You answered ALL the questions!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (llON8)

118 President Joe Biden put blame on former President Donald Trump for his poor debate performance.

So it's all his fault, but it's Trump's fault. Got it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (16NmB)

Well, yes.... yes, if you lose a debate to a guy, it's generally the other guy's "fault". That's what a debate is. That's how you know you lost, and they won...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:57 PM (BAEGB)

119 Lil' Steffi only, and only, asked about mental and physical fitness, and polling.

No policy questions at all.

Posted by: Obseravational Miklos notes at July 05, 2024 08:57 PM (XIkHl)

120 >>> 98 Oh, come on, man!

Admit it. The very thought of a Harris Cheney ticket gives us all hardons.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (1bNHn)

Not *all* of us.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:57 PM (llON8)

121 mimic Hawk Utah.

Hawk tuah. Thanks autocorrect

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 08:57 PM (UcAQV)

122 They claim they will release the unedited transcripts.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (pZEOD)

123 It's Sitting Bull's fault I lost. Other than that I did everything perfect.
Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at July 05, 2024 08:56 PM (gKWVE)

Sitting Bull say: Yes. Yes it was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (pgG81)

124 no fair sam houston cheeted

Posted by: Lopez de Santa Ana at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (gKWVE)

125 Joe remember when you went bald and sold your soul for new hair? I'm sorry the press gave you the nic of Plugs Biden but a deals a deal. Time up...

-Grimm Reaper

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (7NPdn)

126 I saw a clip on YT recently from CSPAN from the time in 1987 where Biden was busted for plagiarizing Neil Kinnock. Dude was young once.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (8sMut)
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Once upon a time in America, an open liar like that was disqualified for high office.

Now it is a prerequisite.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (RIvkX)

127 Joseph "Robbing 'Ettes"Biden.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (TCI8b)

=====

Bitch can try. It won't end well for him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (16NmB)

128 No policy questions at all.
Posted by: Obseravational Miklos notes at July 05, 2024 08:57 PM (XIkHl)

Being a decrepit lunatic *is* his policy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (BAEGB)

129 99 When, exactly, did Morning Schmoe do his "Best Joe Biden is Best" thing? I saw a clip of it and I think it was *before* the debate. That guy is really out there.

Would you believe he guest hosted Rush Limbaugh show at one time? Tells me all these fuckers are just corrupt as hell. They make more money in one night than a lot of folks make in a year, honestly.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (XDSQR)

I'm trying to remember the other ass-clown who guest hosted for Rush. Chris something or other. Fuck I am pissed that I can't remember. Also well renowned for creepily leering at Erin Burnett live on TV...

Chris Matthews! I think. That joker. He guest hosted for Rush back in the day!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (8sMut)

130 92 Why on earth would PDJT accept an interview on ABC? He would have to be simple.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:53 PM (xCA6C)

To accuse them of covering up Biden's cognitive decline to their faces.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (TCI8b)

131 Remember when Bob Dole fell off the stage and that was the end of his career in politics?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (q7hip)

132 If Biden withdraws, how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney to show this election is about our democracy? Country over party.
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Harris/Romney

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (iZbyp)

133
I don't know what he said. I don't think he knows either.
Posted by: Donald Trump

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lol. Those words are the new covfefe.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (lCaJd)

134 They claim they will release the unedited transcripts.
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (pZEOD)

Right after the Epstein story they had three years before he was arrested.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (peNgU)

135 It's remarkable that Biden knows Trump lied 28 times during the debate yet he can't list a single one.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (LkLld)

136 Biden bad Ju Ju

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (7NPdn)

137 Once upon a time in America, an open liar like that was disqualified for high office.

Now it is a prerequisite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (RIvkX)

I remember saying in 2021 that I would love to be a kid in school. I'd plagiarize left right and center and when caught, I'd just say "So? The President does it".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (8sMut)

138 Joe shows only a slightly higher blink rate than in the debate, but still strangely slow. Like Ace said, the drugs are doing a slightly better job this time. But still corpselike despite the fake tan.

Posted by: fly gal at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (wOqQq)

139 Mr. President, is it true you can throw a football over them mountains?

Posted by: George Snuffleupagous at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (llON8)

140 Trump and DeSantis can pick 'em

Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (HHd7w)

141 Wow, good point I just saw on X.

G.S. "What's your plan to turn the campaign around?"

Biden "You saw it today. Can anyone draw a crowd like that?"

Biden is being shielded from news. He has probably never been told about or seen pictures of the 110K crowd in New Jersey.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (5p7BC)

142 There was a local radio guy here who has since left, but on his morning show for many years at 7:11 AM daily would play the clip of Biden explaining that you had to have a slight Indian accent to own one.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (RIvkX)

143 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.

Biggest fucking lie of all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (q7hip)

144 "I'm trying to remember the other ass-clown who guest hosted for Rush"

Errorick Errorickson is another. That guy makes me want to strangle my radio.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

145 131 Remember when Bob Dole fell off the stage and that was the end of his career in politics?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (q7hip)

Bob Dole does not remember when Bob Dole fell off the stage, and Bob Dole KNOWS Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole at July 05, 2024 09:01 PM (8sMut)

146 143 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.

Biggest fucking lie of all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (q7hip)

To be fair, he was busy looking at his watch while the coffins were being unloaded from the plane.

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2024 09:01 PM (14URa)

147 >>> 144 "I'm trying to remember the other ass-clown who guest hosted for Rush"

Errorick Errorickson is another. That guy makes me want to strangle my radio.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:01 PM (vFG9F)

Hey, you can change the station whenever you like!

Posted by: fd's radio at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (llON8)

148 They claim they will release the unedited transcripts.

Before or After the Tranny Nashville Shooter's manifesto and 100GB of "Copyrighted" material?


"They claim..." yuck yuck yuck

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (rHxhM)

149 I think Biden should put some of those plastic Dracula teeth over his choppers.

That'll scare 'em.

Posted by: Observational Miklos suggests at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (XIkHl)

150 146 143 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.

Biggest fucking lie of all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (q7hip)

To be fair, he was busy looking at his watch while the coffins were being unloaded from the plane.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2024 09:01 PM (14URa)

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (8sMut)

151 that you had to have a slight Indian accent to own one.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (RIvkX)

I thought it wasn't "own", but "go into", which makes even less sense.

Joey being Joey.

(And bad cess to the damnable brigand....)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (BAEGB)

152
George S: "Did you watch the debate afterwards?"

Joe: "I don't think I did, no."

Reminds me of Stephanie Lazarus. "Hmmm, I can't really remember going to the hospital and hitting Sherri Rasmussen, but you know, it was like a million years ago and it might have happened."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (lCaJd)

153 149 I think Biden should put some of those plastic Dracula teeth over his choppers.

Dumb And Loving It

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (gKWVE)

154 Bidens interview was taped shortly after his 11:30 Wisconsin “rally”. ABC swears it had no editing. Biden claimed no one draws crowds like he does. Even Stephalopoulis couldn’t let that go and said Trump draws pretty big crowds.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (c4+La)

155 I don't think things could play out much better. His own party is telling Biden he's a sure loser, but Biden just keeps insisting he's the second coming.

I look forward to November.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (xCA6C)

156 141 Biden is being shielded from news. He has probably never been told about or seen pictures of the 110K crowd in New Jersey.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05

He did seem genuinely shocked at Stef saying he doesn’t want to play the crowd game.

Also his popularity numbers. “I don’t believe it,”

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (pZEOD)

157 Biden: I sucked at the debate but Trump said pussy. Oh Pleeeeze.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (RUmyk)

158 Biden’s BS reminds me of a joke.

Guy is traveling and sees a sign that says free talking dog. So he pulls over and talks to the farmer. Farmer says yes he talks ask him something. So the guy asked what the dog has done and the dog tells him about being in the war and saving his platoon, how he was in the CIA and stationed in the Kremlin, and that he was a Nixon confidante. Guy says that is impressive and asks the farmer why he is giving such a remarkable talking dog away. Farmer says damn dog is a liar. He didn’t do any of that shit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (17s+e)

159 "Hey, you can change the station whenever you like!
Posted by: fd's radio"

Yes but I will know that he is still out there, broadcasting his bullshit.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:04 PM (vFG9F)

160 Biden "You saw it today. Can anyone draw a crowd like that?"

Only the fire marshal if Trump were to do a campaign stop at a Denny's .

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:04 PM (rHxhM)

161 I don't think things could play out much better. His own party is telling Biden he's a sure loser, but Biden just keeps insisting he's the second coming.

However, I will still be astonished if he's the head of the ticket.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (xCA6C)

162 Brown/Harris 2024: Dat bitch can't wait to serve under me again

Posted by: Willie Brown at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (3D9kJ)

163 150 146 143 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.

Biggest fucking lie of all.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (q7hip)

To be fair, he was busy looking at his watch while the coffins were being unloaded from the plane.
Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2024 09:01 PM (14URa)
Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (8sMut)

BULLSHIT. Quit spreading disinformation. NO SERVICE MEMBERS HAVE DIED WHILE JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN, THE MOST BELOVED AND POPULAR PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME, HAS BEEN IN OFFICE.

You pieces of shit. You are ALL proof that the customer is ALWAYS WRONG.

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (8sMut)

164 Don't think it matters what Biden says.

It matters what his donors are saying.

If they think he's a bad bet, he's done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (q7hip)

165 When he said he lost his 10 second 100, Stephanopoulos should have followed up to ask him when he had a 10 second 100. He'd have told that lie for sure.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 05, 2024 09:06 PM (r5tfK)

166 There was a local radio guy here who has since left, but on his morning show for many years at 7:11 AM daily would play the clip of Biden explaining that you had to have a slight Indian accent to own one.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (RIvkX)

Every time Crowder is going to play a clip of Biden, he shows the "We already have a ni88er mayor, we don't need any more ni88er big shots" bit.

Yeah, it's a cheap shot, but F that guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:06 PM (peNgU)

167 124 no fair sam houston cheeted
Posted by: Lopez de Santa Ana at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (gKWVE)

Tactical win for Santa Ana, but a strategic and propaganda loss.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 05, 2024 09:06 PM (y31cs)

168 Also his popularity numbers. “I don’t believe it,”
Posted by: Piper

And this ice cream tastes different!

Posted by: Miklos with Sources at July 05, 2024 09:06 PM (XIkHl)

169 However, I will still be astonished if he's the head of the ticket.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (xCA6C)

I just hope the internecine warfare neuters any attempt to make a successor and they wind up stuck with the bastard.

If he isn't already room temperature, that is...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:06 PM (BAEGB)

170 G.S. "What's your plan to turn the campaign around?"

Biden "You saw it today. Can anyone draw a crowd like that?"

Biden is being shielded from news. He has probably never been told about or seen pictures of the 110K crowd in New Jersey.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (5p7BC)
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Yep, he's totally out of touch. Is this the kind of stuff they are leaving out of the daily briefing so he doesn't blow his stack.

Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (Qgr0I)

171 >>Biden "You saw it today. Can anyone draw a crowd like that?"

Notice how they never show the crowd size when Joe does a rally? I bet there were less than 100 people there not counting media and staff.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (LkLld)

172 I'll leave the watching of this train wreck to others.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (8sMut)

173 Aetius451AD: I was referring to the spanking he got at San Jacinto

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (gKWVE)

174 I think Biden should put some of those plastic Dracula teeth over his choppers.

That'll scare 'em.
Posted by: Observational Miklos suggests at July 05, 2024 09:02 PM (XIkHl)


Groucho glasses ? yes /no ??

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (V13WU)

175 When was this interview recorded? mid-afternoon, before 4PM? FJB sundowns, by his own admission apparently. Do this at 9 pm.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (RUmyk)

176 Farmer says damn dog is a liar. He didn’t do any of that shit.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at July 05, 2024 09:03 PM (17s+e)
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Ha!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (RIvkX)

177 Yep, he's totally out of touch. Is this the kind of stuff they are leaving out of the daily briefing so he doesn't blow his stack.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (Qgr0I)

What's wrong with that?

Posted by: East German Politburo at July 05, 2024 09:08 PM (8sMut)

178 did he ask him about the polls yet ?

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:09 PM (V13WU)

179 Steiner? I don't need Steiner!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 05, 2024 09:09 PM (SYTee)

180 172 I'll leave the watching of this train wreck to others.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (8sMut)

Yeah, Biden is that special old people kind of creepy that makes you nervous if you will end up something like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 05, 2024 09:09 PM (y31cs)

181 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.

Biggest fucking lie of all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (q7hip)

Did he really say that?

Just when I think he can't go any lower... that right there should disqualify him to be CoC.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:09 PM (peNgU)

182 Joe runs the world! I can finally sleep at night!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:09 PM (RUmyk)

183 I'm the one who created nato
I'm the one who shut Putin down
Look at the size of my crowds


Stephanopoulos: wha' the???

Posted by: Whispering Walter at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (GpUII)

184 orange tan looks good on you , Joe ! Keep it !

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (V13WU)

185 Is this the media trying to decide amongst themselves if they are gonna carry the water anymore?

Because this isn't reassuring the public one bit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (q7hip)

186 Yep, he's totally out of touch. Is this the kind of stuff they are leaving out of the daily briefing so he doesn't blow his stack.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (Qgr0I)

I bet he doesn't know about the rest of the "fine people" clip and that 7 states have unrestricted abortion.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (r5tfK)

187 105 So, the Dems only play is to have Trump pick Nikki or Tulsi.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (HHd7w)


I may be a little short on discernment here, but I kinda like Tulsi. But as with Vivek, there's the little WEF issue. Is she or isn't she?

Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)

188 *not watching but saw the pic

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (V13WU)

189 175 When was this interview recorded? mid-afternoon, before 4PM? FJB sundowns, by his own admission apparently. Do this at 9 pm.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (RUmyk)

Make us.

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (8sMut)

190 181 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.

Biggest fucking lie of all.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (q7hip)

Did he really say that?

Just when I think he can't go any lower... that right there should disqualify him to be CoC.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:09 PM (peNgU

He absolutely did.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (q7hip)

191 Notice how they never show the crowd size when Joe does a rally? I bet there were less than 100 people there not counting media and staff.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Yep. Like a local school board meeting crowd. Or a plant sale fundraiser. WisRich reported earlier an estimated 350 today? Regardless, the media still running cover. For now.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (41CYW)

192 Good stuff here about Bill Watterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes:

11 Lessons from Bill Watterson

#10 - Bill Watterson explains how selling out is actually buying in:

"Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you're really buying into someone else's system of values, rules & rewards"

Buying into someone else's system of values is how you lose your soul.

ThreadReaderApp: https://bit.ly/3WcKjJk

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (P5BPp)

193 Posted by: Willie Brown at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (3D9kJ)
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Truth be told I voted for Frank Jordan.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (RIvkX)

194 Immona go watch Back to School, starring Al Czervic, aka Rodney Dangerfield.

Makes much more sense.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (hZc6Q)

195 Not watching anything re Biden.

Watching videos of Amanda Righetti, who is HAWT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (v6JzV)

196 He really is an asshole:

“I have a cognitive test every day,” Biden said. “Everything I do. I’m not just running a campaign, I’m running the world.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (IG4Id)

197 I may be a little short on discernment here, but I kinda like Tulsi. But as with Vivek, there's the little WEF issue. Is she or isn't she?
Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)

Tulsi is pure evil. She will say and do anything and everything to get and retain power. The sooner more people grasp this and stop giving her as much as the time of day, the better.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (8sMut)

198 "Biden, 81, was asked how he'd feel if Trump beats him and it all comes down to that first debate performance.

'I'll feel, as long as I gave it my all, and I did as goodest job as I know I can do, that's what this is about,' he said, making up the word 'goodest'.

Following the interview, ABC News' Jonathan Karl said a prominent ally of the president could only say 'wow' in response to that quote. "

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (V13WU)

199 did he ask him about the polls yet ?
Posted by: runner

Ooh ooh

ASK ME

Posted by: Hunter B. at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (XIkHl)

200 Helter Skelter Goin down fast..
We have a special VIP section for brain damaged life time members Joe. We our 24/7 play list includes the looney tools theme and the Porky Pig ending. A huge favorite in the 3 Stooges Theme song. Joe you're gonna love this place.

-Satan's receptionist

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (7NPdn)

201 "WoW"... and you can quote me on that!

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (V13WU)

202 Biden is being shielded from news. He has probably never been told about or seen pictures of the 110K crowd in New Jersey.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 09:00 PM (5p7BC)

Yep, he's totally out of touch. Is this the kind of stuff they are leaving out of the daily briefing so he doesn't blow his stack.
Posted by: WisRich at July 05, 2024 09:07 PM (Qgr0I)

It's been credibly theorized, Saddam Hussein didn't really know he didn't really have a thriving WMD program in place. His handlers were lying to him, so when he played games with the inspectors, it's because he thought they would find things, when there was really nothing to find.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:12 PM (peNgU)

203 I wonder what Steffy really thought and whether he's telling anyone that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:12 PM (oUxZc)

204 Amazing what a full body blood transfusion does for the complexion. Or seeing Kamala's tits.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:12 PM (RUmyk)

205 Wow I just learned since the debate Biden is known as the guy who beat Trump.. Oh fuck you. Seriously ...

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:13 PM (7NPdn)

206 "I’m not just running a campaign, I’m running the world.”

Stinky and the Brain?

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

207 'I'll feel, as long as I gave it my all, and I did as goodest job as I know I can do, that's what this is about,' he said, making up the word 'goodest'.

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (V13WU)

=====

Shut. Up. Is that true?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (16NmB)

208 “I have a cognitive test every day,” Biden said. “Everything I do. I’m not just running a campaign, I’m running the world.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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What an egocentric prig. He couldn't run a fireworks stand.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (41CYW)

209 Caroline Sunshine Is a little cutie.

Pretty women are Trump’s biggest vice, other than Diet Coke, Big Macs, and braggadocio.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (6ydKt)

210 I may be a little short on discernment here, but I kinda like Tulsi. But as with Vivek, there's the little WEF issue. Is she or isn't she?
Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)
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No Tulsi
No Nikki
No Kristi

Sarah
Elise
Winsome

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (RIvkX)

211 'I'll feel, as long as I gave it my all, and I did as goodest job as I know I can do, that's what this is about,' he said, making up the word 'goodest'.

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:11 PM (V13WU)

=====

Shut. Up. Is that true?


Supposably.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (xCA6C)

212 Shut. Up. Is that true?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (16NmB)

at the DM ! they never lie!

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:15 PM (V13WU)

213 I’m not just running a campaign, I’m running the world.”

Stinky and the Brain?
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:14 PM (vFG9F)

Ah. So that loud slapping sound i heard was Barack Obama facepalming.

Good to know. I though it was some weird kind of leftover firework.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:15 PM (BAEGB)

214
I may be a little short on discernment here, but I kinda like Tulsi. But as with Vivek, there's the little WEF issue. Is she or isn't she?
Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)

She's not, but she's more of a liberal Democrat than she's willing to admit these days. If only the party hadn't abandoned her... wah.

It's been a shitty party your whole life, sweetheart, this isn't anything new.

As for Vivek, he's not going to be trusted by many, mostly because he's a brown non-Christian. The WEF stuff is easily explained, and means nothing, other than it might have opened doors for him when he was in college.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:15 PM (peNgU)

215 "I’m not just running a campaign, I’m running the world.”

Imagine Joe's brain hooked up to run a planet like they did with Spock's brain.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (vFG9F)

216 209 Caroline Sunshine Is a little cutie.

Dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe, right down to the blond flip hairdo and pink lipstick

hubba hubba

Posted by: Whispering Walter at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (GpUII)

217 ...You answered all the questions!!!
That clip of Jill (excuse me, DR. JILL!) talking to Joe like he's a mildly retarded four-year-old is just fucking perfect...a perfect metaphor for this embarrassment of an administration.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (XMwZJ)

218 >>Winsome

Born in Jamaica.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (LkLld)

219 Imagine Joe's brain hooked up to run a planet like they did with Spock's brain.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (vFG9F)

"It's just a big ball of farts and volcanoes!"

"Exactly."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:17 PM (BAEGB)

220 Biden's next interview:

"I'm doing my bestest at running the world."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:17 PM (oUxZc)

221 No Vivek. No Hindoos.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 09:17 PM (v6JzV)

222 However, I will still be astonished if he's the head of the ticket.
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (xCA6C)

I just hope the internecine warfare neuters any attempt to make a successor and they wind up stuck with the bastard.


Agree, but I just don't see a major political party going all Frankie Five Angels.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:17 PM (xCA6C)

223 The people that Joe should be most concerned about are not on the right, or maga, they are in his own party ! ain't that right Joe ?

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU)

224 Born in Jamaica.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (LkLld)
===

Darnit!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 05, 2024 09:18 PM (RIvkX)

225
Mike Quigley, a congressman I never heard of, was not impressed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:18 PM (lCaJd)

226 So the medical emergency on AF1 was bogus? When did this interview, which had to have been a couple hours shoot, plus however much green room time up front, take place?

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 05, 2024 09:18 PM (ZtgZZ)

227 I highly doubt Ramaswamy is a practicing Hindu.

He's probably a generic gen-x "religion is icky" American Agnostic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (BAEGB)

228 >>Biden's next interview:

"I'm doing my bestest at running the world."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:17 PM (oUxZc)

Ha!

Posted by: Frasier Crane at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (CWMF2)

229 Re: Vivek. He visited ISU while campaigning on Halloween weekend. Junior was in a banana costume and took a pic with Vivek. Pretty good laugh.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (41CYW)

230
The people that Joe should be most concerned about are not on the right, or maga, they are in his own party ! ain't that right Joe ?
Posted by: runner

============

Joe the opposition is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (lCaJd)

231 "I’m not just running a campaign, I’m running the world.”
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Imagine Joe's brain hooked up to run a planet like they did with Spock's brain.
Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:16 PM (vFG9F)

There's a real fundamental disconnect there, in that anyone sentient would realize taking "credit" for running THIS world is dumber than taking credit for steering the Hindenburg.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (peNgU)

232 He made it through the whole 20 minutes, wow. My showers last longer than that.

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (14URa)

233 I wonder if Trump is watching this, and if so, I bet there are a lot of curse words coming out.LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (oUxZc)

234 Assuming in this interview we are seeing an honest version of FJB and what we saw in the debate was most certainly an honest view of FJB. The last person I want anywhere near the presidency is a guy that whipsaws this dramatically between lucid to dementia. This interview only makes it more clear this guy is falling apart.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:19 PM (RUmyk)

235 He made it through the whole 20 minutes, wow. My showers last longer than that.
Posted by: Peaches
---
So do mine with Ashley!

Posted by: FJB at July 05, 2024 09:20 PM (iZbyp)

236 How many people can draw crowds like I do - Joe Biden

Ha! This is a comedy act.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:21 PM (RUmyk)

237 Next up on ABC: George interviews a cabbage!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:21 PM (tT6L1)

238 The Biden campaign is out with a summary of the debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khOfSVULtsU

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:21 PM (xCA6C)

239 Sen. John Kennedy just said that people in Washington DC would unplug your life support to charge their cell phone. LOL

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 09:21 PM (c4+La)

240 Will the big donors be reassured?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:22 PM (oUxZc)

241 How many people can draw crowds like I do - Joe Biden

Ha! This is a comedy act.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:21 PM (RUmyk)

I've seen pigeons draw bigger crowds than this shambling embarrassment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:22 PM (BAEGB)

242 President Biden, are you awesome or super duper awesome? And is Trump a poopie head or a double poopie head?

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 05, 2024 09:22 PM (qChUb)

243 @56 She was California AG. Attorney! Senator!! She is obviously brilliant, how can you say that OMG ....

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Which is why she did so wonderfully in the Dem 2020 debates. Oh, wait...

Heh.

When Harris eventually has to debate this year - either against Trump's VP candidate, or as a replacement at the top of the ticket, the Republicans should invite Tulsi Gabbard, and put her on the front row.

🤣

Posted by: junior at July 05, 2024 09:22 PM (Q1V5c)

244 227 Perhaps. But I distrust non-religious people, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 09:22 PM (v6JzV)

245 How many people can draw crowds like I do - Joe Biden

Ha! This is a comedy act.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
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Uh Joe, that's not what you think it means.

Posted by: Big Red Crayon Art Class at July 05, 2024 09:22 PM (41CYW)

246
17 ...but just in case : "Kamala Harris team considers ‘white man’ VP for presidential run"...
Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (V13WU)

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I nominate Dwight Mannsburden as candidate for VP/Success-Postiioner/Whipping Boy! His time is now!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 05, 2024 09:23 PM (uz6ub)

247 The people that Joe should be most concerned about are not on the right, or maga, they are in his own party ! ain't that right Joe ? Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:18 PM (V13WU

That's the way it always works with commies.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 05, 2024 09:23 PM (r5tfK)

248 So, the Dems only play is to have Trump pick Nikki or Tulsi.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (HHd7w)


Tulsi beat Kamela so bad in their debate it ended her campaign, she isn't picking Tulsi. Tulsi got called a Russian asset, so I doubt she would come back without a lot of inducements.

Nikki was one of the evil ones in the dem LIV pantheon, though that is not permanent It might be hard to switch at this late in the game

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:23 PM (D7oie)

249
Will the big donors be reassured?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

===========

That's what I wonder. And will any of the anti-Joes in the MSM walk anything back?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:23 PM (lCaJd)

250 Hi, Fen!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 09:23 PM (v6JzV)

251 23 minute interview! Such a stud. WTF. This settled exactly nothing.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (RUmyk)

252 Will the big donors be reassured?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Would you?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (xCA6C)

253 They got Martin Mull?

You bastards!

They got Orlando Cepeda??

You F'n bastards!!!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (peNgU)

254 Yo Bergum has been exposed having posted on Twitter two years ago husband refusal to cooperate with President Trump and other RINO especially bullshit

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (7NPdn)

255 Nikki was one of the evil ones in the dem LIV pantheon, though that is not permanent It might be hard to switch at this late in the game
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:23 PM (D7oie)

"You can be my VP. But only if you start going by Namaratha."

".... Fuck you.

.....

I'm in. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (BAEGB)

256 The shot of the gaping maw of Doctuh Jill when she asked the crowd, after telling Joe he answered all the questions, what Trump did, as Joe stared with a vacant smile on his face, is indelibly imprinted on my hippocampus.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (tT6L1)

257 Every time Biden flies, we should start a rumor of a medical emergency.

Let the Daily Mail deny it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (u82oZ)

258
One of the Powerline boys watched Tulsi at one of their events. Loved her. Said she's as smart as a whip. Expressed the hope that Trump would pick her. There was no video of the event, hang it all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (lCaJd)

259 Evening, 'ettes and 'rons of the Horde.

I played a couple of clips from the ABC interview that @RNCResearch posted on X. Joe sure doesn't sound like he's going anywhere, and he's chock-full of excuses why the debate was such a shitshow.

Posted by: Schnorflepuppy at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (v23vE)

260 lol ! CNN is factchecking Biden on their webpage!

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (V13WU)

261 I don't know how The Handlers trick Joe into signing the required official resignation letter then prevent him or Jill from screaming he never signed it as Secret Service Agents force them onto the chopper taking them to Delaware for the last time.

When does the MSM begin telling us this is a no-fooling real Constitutional Crisis?

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (5fDan)

262 43 Znd said I think they spray tan him because he would be white as a ghost
Posted by: Skip


Well, they can't stick anymore botox in that face. The plugs have already been done.
By the time their finished working on him he will be able to go straight to the Disney World Hall of Presidents.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (0Htd1)

263 >>One of the Powerline boys watched Tulsi at one of their events. Loved her. Said she's as smart as a whip. Expressed the hope that Trump would pick her. There was no video of the event, hang it all.

Hard pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (LkLld)

264 George: Joe, you are getting ass kick in the campaign

Joe: Am not! Attack to the rear!

Delusional is an aneurism in Joe's head.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (RUmyk)

265 caroline Sunshine used to be an actress. Sounds like Trump found people with actual skills to work for him, instead of people with "track records"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (D7oie)

266 zerohedge
@zerohedge
some time tomorrow E. Jean Carroll will remember that about 50 years ago Joe Biden forced himself on her
6:16 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Julie Tsirkin
@JulieNBCNews
One 👀 House Democrat on President Biden’s interview tonight:
“It made me sad. Completely out of touch with reality and insulated from truth.”
“I’ll be breaking my silence soon.”
5:50 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (9aVck)

267 Biden said no soldiers have died under his command.


Technically, its true.

Biden has never been in command, he is a stage prop for the Oligarchs and the Dark Tetrid types the Party Military answers to.

Arguably, Trump wasn't in command of the Party Military either as the Obama generals answered to China.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (rHxhM)

268 236 How many people can draw crowds like I do - Joe Biden

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Back in the day, at county fairs people would pay a dime to see an act like mine. No malarkey, Jack!

-- President Potatohead

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (hY4dx)

269 So many questions. How long did it take to do the whole interview? How many edits and splices? Did the audio engineer go deaf when FJB kept going from whispers to screaming? Did the production staff have a drinking contest to take a drink every time he mentions Beau or Charlottesville or democracy?

Posted by: JTB at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (zudum)

270 Trump threw him off his game?

Isn't that the point of a debate, that you can make your case when challenged?

He looks and sounds exactly like the "good night" version of the "bad night" Biden we saw last week. In other words, he has confirmed that he is as far gone as we thought.

Posted by: Ronzoni at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (tof4A)

271 Tulsi can run Veteran Affairs. VP, no.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (tT6L1)

272 No movement in betting markets. Still essentially a tie between Kumala and Brandon for the nomination.

Posted by: Biden is Finished at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (qChUb)

273 Yo Bergum has been exposed having posted on Twitter two years ago husband refusal to cooperate with President Trump and other RINO especially bullshit
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (7NPdn)

=====

Um. What?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (16NmB)

274 I don't know how The Handlers trick Joe into signing the required official resignation letter

They just stick it under his nose and say, sign here, like they do with everything else.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (r5tfK)

275 Michael Flynn Jr
@realmflynnJR
I’m not.

Fuck Biden.

Mother Fucker tried to destroy my family.

He can burn in hell for all I care.
Quote
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly·1h
I’m genuinely sad/angry over what these ppl around him are doing to Joe Biden. He deserves better than to go out like this. The answer is to let him retire w/some dignity. Not to keep forcing the critically wounded racehorse to run more.
5:53 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 09:27 PM (9aVck)

276
The fawning press will deem him, "The Comeback Kid".

Just watch.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 05, 2024 09:27 PM (i4sOa)

277 261 I don't know how The Handlers trick Joe into signing the required official resignation letter.....
Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (5fDan)

"Blue Bunny truck is here. Rodney's out today. You gotta sign for it, Boss. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:27 PM (BAEGB)

278 mimic Hawk Utah.

Hawk tuah. Thanks autocorrect
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 08:57 PM (UcAQV)


If I wrote cowboy stories, I would have been jealous of anyone coming up with the name "Hawk Utah"

that is better than "the Amboy Kid" or "Carrie's Nephew"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:27 PM (D7oie)

279 Would you?
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (xCA6C)

No, but I wouldn't speculate what's they're thinking.This was obviously intended for them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:27 PM (oUxZc)

280 Kamala Harris as POTUS and Liz Cheney as VP?

Has "cuntocracy" been trademarked yet? If not *plants flag*.

Posted by: PabloD at July 05, 2024 09:28 PM (ohsd/)

281 They claim they will release the unedited transcripts.
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:58 PM (pZEOD)


Only to members of Congress due to national security concerns

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:28 PM (D7oie)

282 How many people can draw crowds like I do - Joe Biden


Flies aren't a crowd Joe.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 05, 2024 09:28 PM (3D9kJ)

283 Cenk's been going nuts about needing to replace Joe at all costs.

Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur
George Orwell was an unmitigated genius. Tell me this line from 1984 isn't absolutely perfect for the Democratic Party right now: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur Jul 4
What’s the point of forcing out Biden, if we’re going to go with Kamala? Winning is so much more important than one person’s feelings.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 09:28 PM (Jh5b+)

284 Tulsi can run Veteran Affairs. VP, no. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (tT6L1)

Yeah, she's in the cabinet. Burgum runs Interior, that's a big deal in North Dakota. Vivek gets Commerce. The ghey guy at State. One of Trump's Wall Street buddies at Treasury. Flynn for DNI. Whittaker comes back for AG.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 05, 2024 09:29 PM (r5tfK)

285 One of the Powerline boys watched Tulsi at one of their events. Loved her. Said she's as smart as a whip. Expressed the hope that Trump would pick her. There was no video of the event, hang it all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (lCaJd)

If we had a "normal" political climate, she could be a leading member of the Democrat Party, arguing and working with a conservative Republican Party. She'd be mostly wrong on many issues, but she'd be an honest opponent.

That doesn't qualify her to be a leader of the allegedly conservative Republican Party.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:29 PM (peNgU)

286 Not to keep forcing the critically wounded racehorse to run more.
5:53 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 09:27 PM (9aVck)

Whip that fucking beast until it stops twitching, then jolt it back to life with amphetamines and 10 kilovolts and whip it some fucking more.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:29 PM (BAEGB)

287 >>The fawning press will deem him, "The Comeback Kid".

>>Just watch.


I don't think so. Did you see the ABC panel of journalists after the interview? They all looked they were coming from a funeral.

You can't spin what people are seeing with Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:30 PM (LkLld)

288 Wait a minute.

Is y there some fairness law that says candidates have to be given equal time during campaign season?

Am I just making this up?

When does George Steponallofus give equal time and treatment to Trump?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 09:30 PM (81wK+)

289 Whip that fucking beast until it stops twitching, then jolt it back to life with amphetamines and 10 kilovolts and whip it some fucking more.

soooo....you're saying he's pining for the fjords?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:30 PM (xCA6C)

290 From X:
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
Massive coverup taking place by
@bidenhq
right now as they are having to explain to press why they abruptly pulled their access today when they were told they’d be traveling with
@JoeBiden
.
Biden had a medical emergency on the plane today, as I reported, and is now having a hard time getting up by himself.

Posted by: Meremortal at July 05, 2024 09:31 PM (Bwqq4)

291 can't wait for phase II of operation "Remove Celtic"

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:31 PM (V13WU)

292 I find it interesting the Clintons told George to go easy on Joe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:31 PM (tT6L1)

293 Vivek gets Commerce

Vivek gets Chief of Staff

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (rHxhM)

294 273 sorry for the spelling. The pizza guy was at my door.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (7NPdn)

295 When does George Steponallofus give equal time and treatment to Trump? Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 09:30 PM (81wK+)

He said he invited Trump, but Trump declined. Smartly, Trump is staying out of the way and letting this train wreck happen.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (r5tfK)

296 Biden is done, the debate was the chum for the sharks and they want to be fed. The totality of Biden's dementia has been playing out for years as has his abject failure as President. One 23 minute interview with a nice spray tan complexion can't derail the last four years. This interview was the anomaly and what was on display at the debate was the reality.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (RUmyk)

297 Whip that fucking beast until it stops twitching, then jolt it back to life with amphetamines and 10 kilovolts and whip it some fucking more.

Sounds like you could redo that Devo Song, "Whip It"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (oUxZc)

298 I hope he takes a long walk with the Mess Webley.......... after he loses to The Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (m62GY)

Hiya, Frank! My niece is getting married to a Kiwi next weekend.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (LuMF/)

299 Biden had a medical emergency on the plane today, as I reported, and is now having a hard time getting up by himself.

==
holy cow , all those drugs they gave him ?

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (V13WU)

300 Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur
George Orwell was an unmitigated genius. Tell me this line from 1984 isn't absolutely perfect for the Democratic Party right now: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

But no self awareness that 1984 covers everything the Left does.

Since he is Muslim I’m sure that he also agrees that line describes the Dems and gender.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (SHMXB)

301 Tulsi resonates with Gen Z.

Ideologically she's not the best. But she could be red pilled.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 09:33 PM (81wK+)

302 when was he on the plane ? after the interview ?

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:33 PM (V13WU)

303
How many people can draw crowds like I do - Joe Biden


All of us moved on from drawing stick figures by first grade, Jotatoe.

Posted by: Xokrebs v Xocarnot: My Authenticity is Off the Charts (TM)! at July 05, 2024 09:33 PM (i4sOa)

304 Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)
@AWeissmann_
If Biden withdraws, how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney to show this election is about our democracy? Country over party.



Saw this over on the previous thread. It truly is amazing. I'm really not sure if these people truly believe their own hubris. The smug arrogance they have is obvious, so it's possible.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2024 09:34 PM (wh7vU)

305 holy cow , all those drugs they gave him ?
Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (V13WU)
-----------

He wouldn't step down and Doctuh Jill wouldn't cut a deal.

The Deep State went the medical removal route.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:34 PM (tT6L1)

306 We know that power is more important than anything else to the Left.

Joe shambles in the way. By any means necessary...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (u82oZ)

307 He wouldn't step down and Doctuh Jill wouldn't cut a deal.

The Deep State went the medical removal route.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:34 PM (tT6L1)

I would not put it past them.

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (V13WU)

308 Joe won’t physically make it to November if he survives the purge. Trump will win by default.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (SHMXB)

309 The fawning press will deem him, "The Comeback Kid".


They can't even call him The "Comb-over Kid". How does some senile old fossil ever get tagged as "Kid" unless the comment comes from Methuselah?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (rHxhM)

310 when was he on the plane ? after the interview ?
Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:33 PM (V13WU)

=====

I believe they said the interview was right after the rally. So I think so.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (16NmB)

311 I mean honestly if Shitpants croaks and they follow up with Harris/Cheney, there might actually be some hope for this nation yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (BAEGB)

312 300 Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur
George Orwell was an unmitigated genius. Tell me this line from 1984 isn't absolutely perfect for the Democratic Party right now: “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”



He's being ironic?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (wh7vU)

313 I just realized…. I can’t watch FJB ever. I tried to watch the video but I can’t. The guy makes me sick; can’t stomach him. I saw little snips from the debate and that’s my limit.

It seems like the question about Snufulupigus has been answered…. He’s trying to rehabilitate the breathing corpse.

There’s no question in my mind this election all comes down to cheating: if it’s limited Trump wins…. If they cheat big time it’s in the balance. Wisconsin drop box nonsense by their Supreme Court does not bode well…..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (2BAti)

314 I don't think it has been mentioned here yet, but Biden refused to take a neurological and cognition test. That's a big deal.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 09:35 PM (xCA6C)

315 I don't know how The Handlers trick Joe into signing the required official resignation letter

They just stick it under his nose and say, sign here, like they do with everything else.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon

Worked for me.

Posted by: Walter 'RADAR' O'Reilly at July 05, 2024 09:36 PM (3D9kJ)

316 elder abuse

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:36 PM (V13WU)

317 273 Yo Bergum has been exposed having posted on Twitter two years ago husband refusal to cooperate with President Trump and other RINO especially bullshit
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:24 PM (7NPdn)

=====

Um. What?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:26 PM (16NmB)


I'm not sure what Gumby just said. I don't think he knows either.

/jk

Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 09:36 PM (Sf2cq)

318 I may be a little short on discernment here, but I kinda like Tulsi. But as with Vivek, there's the little WEF issue. Is she or isn't she?
Posted by: Emmie at July 05, 2024 09:10 PM (Sf2cq)


I think she sued the WEF to get them to take her off their list of young leaders.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:36 PM (D7oie)

319 Cheat Inc is now batting clean up.

Ballots will be EVERYwhere.
In da hood they'll be giving out ballots with every purchase of a lottery ticket.

The Commies don't care. Biden's DOJ will investigate? ...... sure.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 05, 2024 09:36 PM (jfq/f)

320 Why didn't they air out all their grievances and choose all these "better" candidates in January thru June, you know, during the primary?

Primaries intended to preclude exactly, precisely, what is shaping up right now. A convention where nobody knows exactly what will happen?

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 09:36 PM (XDSQR)

321 258
One of the Powerline boys watched Tulsi at one of their events. Loved her. Said she's as smart as a whip. Expressed the hope that Trump would pick her. There was no video of the event, hang it all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:25 PM (lCaJd)

Tulsi is still a Democrat and Trump is 78. I might imagine place in his administration, but not as Veep.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 05, 2024 09:37 PM (VSht7)

322 Wisconsin drop box nonsense...
You know, two can play that game.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (XMwZJ)

323 I don't think Tulsi is impeachment insurance, either.

Close, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (tT6L1)

324 316 elder abuse
Posted by: runner at


Good. More. Harder. I can think of no one more deserving than that steaming pile of dog shit.

No offense to dog shit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (81wK+)

325 The press doesn't have to cover for the cheat, you know. Past performance is no guarantee of future performance.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (XDSQR)

326 If Trump picked Fetterman for VP and won, it would be the end of the current Party System.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (BAEGB)

327 Jan Brady for Election Security Czarina!

Posted by: Miklos sees inevitable logic at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (XIkHl)

328 275 Michael Flynn Jr
@realmflynnJR
I’m not.

Fuck Biden.

Mother Fucker tried to destroy my family.

He can burn in hell for all I care.
Quote
Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly·1h
I’m genuinely sad/angry over what these ppl around him are doing to Joe Biden. He deserves better than to go out like this. The answer is to let him retire w/some dignity. Not to keep forcing the critically wounded racehorse to run more.
5:53 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe



Deserves got nuthin' to do with it.


Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2024 09:39 PM (wh7vU)

329 If Trump picked Fetterman for VP and won, it would be the end of the current Party System.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (BAEGB)


this kind of stuff works in parliamentary systems; not here

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:39 PM (V13WU)

330 If you've donated to the Biden campaign, you may be eligible for compensation.

Posted by: Peaches at July 05, 2024 09:39 PM (14URa)

331 I might disagree with a majority of her political positions but Tulsi loves America. That is opposite of most Democrats. They do everything they can to shit on the country and blame America for all the world’s ills. It’s disgusting .

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:39 PM (SHMXB)

332 I think she sued the WEF to get them to take her off their list of young leaders.

So she has more sense than Eye Patch McCain.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:39 PM (rHxhM)

333 Wisconsin drop box nonsense...
You know, two can play that game.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

Cheeseheads...ASSEMBLE

Posted by: Miklos sees a solution at July 05, 2024 09:40 PM (XIkHl)

334
They can't even call him The "Comb-over Kid". How does some senile old fossil ever get tagged as "Kid" unless the comment comes from Methuselah?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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'Plugs' seems to have fallen from usage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 05, 2024 09:40 PM (XeU6L)

335 a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney

*pops off and scurries out the door*

Posted by: my dick at July 05, 2024 09:41 PM (gKWVE)

336 Fetterman ... that might work!

Don't let him drive anything though. I was impressed that he wiped out another car on the interstate, by definition his fault. The only "news" was they reported they were both safely at home. The other people they totaled their car and they went to the hospital?

fuck, who knows? Not even a recognition that maybe, other people were inconvenienced??

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 09:41 PM (XDSQR)

337 He is unburdened by what has been.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2024 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

338 302 when was he on the plane ? after the interview ?
Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:33 PM (V13WU)

The interview was taped and not shown live. But considering I have not seen anybody on any other site mention a Biden medical emergency today, I am going to assume it's Loomer's wishful thinking.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 05, 2024 09:41 PM (VSht7)

339 So the medical emergency was reported, said fake, and now back on again? But nowhere in the news?

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (QzINz)

340 'Plugs' seems to have fallen from usage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Rush never said it was time to panic.

Posted by: Miklos so recalls at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (XIkHl)

341 He is unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2024 09:41 PM (63Dwl)

That sounds like a very haiku-ey way to say they changed his britches.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (BAEGB)

342 I like Tulsi but for VP absolutely not. Put her in the cabinet but I don’t want her as the heir apparent

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (2BAti)

343
MSNBC kids not impressed either.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (lCaJd)

344 337 He is unburdened by what has been.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Wut?

Posted by: Ghetto Yoda, confused I is at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (wh7vU)

345 It's been credibly theorized, Saddam Hussein didn't really know he didn't really have a thriving WMD program in place. His handlers were lying to him, so when he played games with the inspectors, it's because he thought they would find things, when there was really nothing to find.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:12 PM (peNgU)


Saddam was sold chemical weapons by the Germans prior to the Iran Iraq war. He then used it during that war, and also used it on the Kurds after the war.
Supposedly the Iraqis bundled everything they had left over to Syria at the beginning of the war, because they knew if they got caught with it it would mean hangings for war crimes

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (D7oie)

346 Fetterman is one of Biden’s biggest advocates and is criticizing those calling for Biden to withdraw.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (SHMXB)

347 So the medical emergency was reported, said fake, and now back on again? But nowhere in the news?
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (QzINz)

Listen, the Soviets sometimes had to wait months to find out their leaders were dead. We'll probably find out in a few days.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (SfHnh)

348 If Tulsi campaigned in a bikini and slathered foundation over her acne skin, I would consider voting for her, then choosing someone else.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2024 09:44 PM (ufFY8)

349 339 So the medical emergency was reported, said fake, and now back on again? But nowhere in the news?
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (QzINz)

It's like watching the music stop and the Rockettes fall out of sync and just start flailing their legs around desperately and giving each other dirty looks....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:44 PM (BAEGB)

350 Piper

News covers for Joe. Always has.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 09:44 PM (u82oZ)

351 So the medical emergency was reported, said fake, and now back on again? But nowhere in the news?
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (QzINz)
----------------

Make any bets Joe has already suffered a medical emergency but we've not heard about it?

The Deep State has been willing to trot out an obviously demented old man for the last 4 years or so. Covering up a medical emergence probably is no big deal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:44 PM (tT6L1)

352 Gabbard voted present on Trump's first impeachment.

>>I am standing in the center and have decided to vote Present. I could not in good conscience vote against impeachment because I believe President Trump is guilty of wrongdoing.

>>On the one side — The president's defenders insist that he has done nothing wrong. They agree with the absurd proclamation that his conduct was "perfect." They have abdicated their responsibility to exercise legitimate oversight, and instead blindly do the bidding of their party's leader.

Just because she is slightly less stupid than others on the left that doesn't mean she should be Trump's VP.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (LkLld)

353 293 Vivek gets Commerce

Vivek gets Chief of Staff
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (rHxhM)

Bureau of Indian Affairs

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (kpS4V)

354 I find it interesting the Clintons told George to go easy on Joe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:31 PM (tT6L1)

You make a good point.
Not sure what to make of Steph giving Dementia Joe a pass.
May be the Clintons deals are still in progress ( ie sufficient money committed to their pockets) for Felonia to take her rightful place on the Dem ticket?

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (jfq/f)

355 Yeah, Loomer has a bit of a credibility problem, don't she

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (V13WU)

356 Listen, the Soviets sometimes had to wait months to find out their leaders were dead

...

Posted by: Qin Shi Huangdi at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (gKWVE)

357 Jim Harbaugh for VP.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (v6JzV)

358 Stay in, Brandon!
Stay in, Brandon!
Stat in, Brandon!

Posted by: nerdygirl cheerleader at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (0Htd1)

359 As for Vivek, he's not going to be trusted by many, mostly because he's a brown non-Christian. The WEF stuff is easily explained, and means nothing, other than it might have opened doors for him when he was in college.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:15 PM (peNgU)

Unless he totally and convincingly repudiates WEF, and every one of its policies, he is shit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (tRhv4)

360 Tulsi as a running mate would neutralize the abortion debate. Abortion is a state issue. Not a federal one.

She would bring a lot of millennials and Gen Z into the fold.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (81wK+)

361 Posted by: nerdygirl cheerleader at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (0Htd1)
-----------

What happened to the sanity prod?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (tT6L1)

362 It's been credibly theorized, Saddam Hussein didn't really know he didn't really have a thriving WMD program in place. His handlers were lying to him, so when he played games with the inspectors, it's because he thought they would find things, when there was really nothing to find.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:12 PM (peNgU)

Saddam was sold chemical weapons by the Germans prior to the Iran Iraq war. He then used it during that war, and also used it on the Kurds after the war.
Supposedly the Iraqis bundled everything they had left over to Syria at the beginning of the war, because they knew if they got caught with it it would mean hangings for war crimes
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (D7oie)

There was 20 tons of VX gas that Blix and the UN inspectors had tagged previously that couldn’t be accounted for and likely shipped to Syria,

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (SHMXB)

363 Did You Know?

Certain chemical weapons are really super nasty. They don't take up much room. Enough Sarin or maybe Tabun, to kill everybody in large countries, could fit on the back of a tractor trailer. In theory, at least.

People have this mental picture of needing several football field size warehouses or something and being difficult to conceal.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (XDSQR)

364 Vivek gets Chief of Staff
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (rHxhM)

Bureau of Indian Affairs
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (kpS4V)

Offer him the job, then take it back!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (SfHnh)

365 350 even the gateway pundit, which never found a conspiracy theory they didn’t love, is reporting it’s not true.

So I guess we shall see!

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (QzINz)

366 357 Jim Harbaugh for VP.


That cheating piece of shit?

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (81wK+)

367 >>Bureau of Indian Affairs

Its funny cause its funny.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 09:47 PM (LkLld)

368 I believe the Democrat Top Command's best option is Joe passing in his sleep. ASAP. Then they and the MSM will try make him into a Fallen Hero! Vote as many times as you can to keep Joe's Vision for America Continuing! Joe's State Funeral will be lit!

Might work, probably won't, but it stops the bleeding and drastically changes the Holy News Cycle for a time.

Can DOCTOR Jill and Hunter stay awake at Joe's bedside and somehow test all his food and medications for the next 120+ days?

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 09:47 PM (5fDan)

369 I can't wait until the next time FJB has a no pupils day. That will make a mockery of the shitshow we were just shoveled. The fallout from that will be a hoot.

The Democrats challenge is to metaphorically put Uncle Joe on an ice flow as soon as possible and wave to him as he disappears out of sight. At that point the village idiots can decide who gets the big igloo.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:47 PM (RUmyk)

370 Unless he totally and convincingly repudiates WEF, and every one of its policies, he is shit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2024 09:45 PM (tRhv4)

He has.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:48 PM (SfHnh)

371 Offer him the job, then take it back!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (SfHnh)

=====

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:48 PM (16NmB)

372 I get the vibe that Vivek would take the job, just for a goof.

And actually do well at it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:49 PM (BAEGB)

373 Offer him the job, then take it back!
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (SfHnh)

Indian giver!!

I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with that term. — Jerry Seinfeld

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at July 05, 2024 09:49 PM (2BAti)

374 Vivek gets Chief of Staff
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (rHxhM)

Bureau of Indian Affairs
Posted by: All Hail Eris
---
LOL

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 09:49 PM (iZbyp)

375 Harris / Hawk Tuah 24 seems like a sure thing.

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 09:49 PM (vFG9F)

376 ivek gets Chief of Staff
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (rHxhM)

Bureau of Indian Affairs
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Commisar of Merciless Termination of Indian Call Centres and all involved

Posted by: Miklos so proposes at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (XIkHl)

377 Doug Burgum flaps his gums. BG vowed to oppose Trump in former Twitter posts.. Cast Burgum to the heap of also rans for potential VP with traitors like Tulsi.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (7NPdn)

378 Just because she is slightly less stupid than others on the left that doesn't mean she should be Trump's VP.

Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you people?

With 400 million people to pick and choose from, why do some of you seek out the unstable loose cannons? Is the bench so shallow that we have to recruit Democrats who, as a brand, are Destroyers of Civilization?

If trying to fix the country you want to let your loins do the choosing? Are you like some stupid woman who thinks that she can fix a total wreck of a boyfriend because he didn't beat her today or has been out of jail for over a week?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (rHxhM)

379 wasn't Chuck weeger all in on Brandon a short while ago?
Is he operating on new evidence, or just pissed they got found out?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (D7oie)

380 Commisar of Merciless Termination of Indian Call Centres and all involved
Posted by: Miklos so proposes at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (XIkHl)
---------------

AARP has their call center in India.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:51 PM (tT6L1)

381 I believe the Democrat Top Command's best option is Joe passing in his sleep. ASAP. Then they and the MSM will try make him into a Fallen Hero! Vote as many times as you can to keep Joe's Vision for America Continuing! Joe's State Funeral will be lit!

Might work, probably won't, but it stops the bleeding and drastically changes the Holy News Cycle for a time.

Can DOCTOR Jill and Hunter stay awake at Joe's bedside and somehow test all his food and medications for the next 120+ days?
Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 09:47 PM (5fDan)


The Scalia Pillow .......

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (jfq/f)

382
I wonder what Biden's excuses for his next debate debacle will be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (lCaJd)

383 Biden had a medical emergency on the plane today, as I reported, and is now having a hard time getting up by himself.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 05, 2024 09:31 PM (Bwqq4)

Bob Dole has pills for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (tRhv4)

384 The office of vice president is not worth a bucket of warm piss.

Posted by: John Nance Garner at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (8sMut)

385 I think that there was a medical emergency on AF1 and now Democrats have to figure out what to do with that problem.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (oUxZc)

386 AARP has their call center in India.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

Bonus

Posted by: Miklos so proposes at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (XIkHl)

387 Doug Burgum flaps his gums. BG vowed to oppose Trump in former Twitter posts.. Cast Burgum to the heap of also rans for potential VP with traitors like Tulsi.
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (7NPdn)

She's a traitor? You get your talking points from Hillory?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (SfHnh)

388 Jim Harbaugh for VP.


That cheating piece of shit?
Posted by: nurse ratched

You go girl!

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (oaGWv)

389 So, Biden didn't have a medical emergency, or maybe he did. You won't know unless you look at him, which you aren't allowed to do.

Gee, and I thought I had it tough in that box.

Posted by: Schrodinger's Cat at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (6if7h)

390 I don’t want him to drop out and I don’t want him to die. I want him to wake up the day after the election in utter defeat. I want him to know that his whole life was a lie. I want him to watch as all the people he thought were allies desert him. I want him to see his son go to prison. I want him to live the rest of his life in fear of the knock at the door. Finally, I want him to hear Lucifer’s laughter, knowing he signed with the father of lies and the bill has come due.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (u73oe)

391 Wisconsin Poll - FJB is down 7 pts.

Joe Biden: Tis but a scratch. Call up the Spitfires!

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (RUmyk)

392 AARP has their call center in India.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:51 PM (tT6L1)

Who DOESN’T have a call center in India?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (8sMut)

393 Wisconsin Poll - FJB is down 7 pts.

==

Holy Dropboxes !

Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (V13WU)

394 Who DOESN’T have a call center in India?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (8sMut)

Tata

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (BAEGB)

395 I still want AlextheChick for Press Secretary.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (kpS4V)

396 394 Who DOESN’T have a call center in India?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (8sMut)

Tata
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (BAEGB)
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Allo Fiber.

No IP.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:54 PM (tT6L1)

397 362 It's been credibly theorized, Saddam Hussein didn't really know he didn't really have a thriving WMD program in place. His handlers were lying to him, so when he played games with the inspectors, it's because he thought they would find things, when there was really nothing to find.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:12 PM (peNgU)

Saddam was sold chemical weapons by the Germans prior to the Iran Iraq war. He then used it during that war, and also used it on the Kurds after the war.
Supposedly the Iraqis bundled everything they had left over to Syria at the beginning of the war, because they knew if they got caught with it it would mean hangings for war crimes
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:43 PM (D7oie)

There was 20 tons of VX gas that Blix and the UN inspectors had tagged previously that couldn’t be accounted for and likely shipped to Syria,
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (SHMXB)

He used chlorine for his swimming pools, didn’t he?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:54 PM (8sMut)

398 Biden had a medical emergency on the plane today, as I reported, and is now having a hard time getting up by himself.
Posted by: Meremortal at July 05, 2024 09:31 PM (Bwqq4)

Bob Dole has pills for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (tRhv4)

If Hunter's on the plane it means there is also crack on the plane. And footjob hookers. Probably.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:55 PM (SfHnh)

399 And footjob hookers. Probably.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:55 PM (SfHnh)

Hey, family is always allowed on AF1!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:55 PM (BAEGB)

400 Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (u73oe)

Politically I want him to stay. Personally I’d like to have them make him withdraw. It will sting him and sully his history.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:55 PM (SHMXB)

401 Who DOESN’T have a call center in India?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:53 PM (8sMut)

=====

Patriot Mobile

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (16NmB)

402 I still want AlextheChick for Press Secretary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Attorney Generalix would work too

Posted by: Miklos additionally proposes at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (XIkHl)

403 329 If Trump picked Fetterman for VP and won, it would be the end of the current Party System.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:38 PM (BAEGB)


this kind of stuff works in parliamentary systems; not here
Posted by: runner at July 05, 2024 09:39 PM (V13WU)

There is nothing wrong with having elements of the parliamentary system over here.

Posted by: Alaska and Maine at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (8sMut)

404 If Hunter's on the plane it means there is also crack on the plane. And footjob hookers. Probably.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:55 PM (SfHnh)
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Don't even need actual hookers. Plenty of gals are drawn to the the powerful. Toss in some drugs and Hunter probably has his pick of young female staffers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (tT6L1)

405 I still want AlextheChick for Press Secretary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Or Razorfist. I want presstitutes leaving the briefing room in tears.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (3D9kJ)

406 Vivek gets Chief of Staff
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:32 PM (rHxhM)
~~~~~

No! He gets OMB and becomes the hatchet man extraordinaire a la Milei. Afuera! Afuera! Afuera!

Posted by: IrishEi at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (3ImbR)

407 Patriot Mobile
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (16NmB)

Any others? I’m surprised we have ONE.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:57 PM (8sMut)

408 Politically I want him to stay. Personally I’d like to have them make him withdraw. It will sting him and sully his history.
Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2024 09:55 PM (SHMXB)

I'm just rooting for casualties at this point.

Whatever does the most damage to the junta before this bitch goes full Sarajevo on us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 09:57 PM (BAEGB)

409 The office of vice president is not worth a bucket of warm piss.

The power is in Chief of Staff, AG and State in that order.

VP is like coming in second place at the Super Bowl.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:57 PM (rHxhM)

410 Don't even need actual hookers. Plenty of gals are drawn to the the powerful. Toss in some drugs and Hunter probably has his pick of young female staffers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (tT6L1)

Which would make them hookers.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:58 PM (SfHnh)

411 Or Razorfist. I want presstitutes leaving the briefing room in tears.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at July 05, 2024 09:56 PM (3D9kJ)

Lol Razorfist.

AtC for AG.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 09:58 PM (ufFY8)

412 For me, the topline take away from this interview is Biden when lucid is delusional and that when Biden is having a dementia day he is still delusional but in a dead people trying to shake hands with him kind of way.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (RUmyk)

413 I hope, hope, HOPE that Team Orange is putting this unexpected hiatus to good use.

It's a GIFT! Make hay while the sun shines, because boy, it's shining like a supernova right now.

This is a chance to concentrate everything on his campaign initiatives-- early voting; recruiting poll watchers; FR, etc.

I would suggest not holding any yuuge MAGA rallies in football stadia right now-- don't do anything to detract attention from the train wreck in progress.

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (NLIak)

414 Certain chemical weapons are really super nasty. They don't take up much room. Enough Sarin or maybe Tabun, to kill everybody in large countries, could fit on the back of a tractor trailer. In theory, at least.

People have this mental picture of needing several football field size warehouses or something and being difficult to conceal.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 09:46 PM (XDSQR)


Some of them are also teratogenic, and even the techs working safely with them will come down with cancers

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (D7oie)

415 There is nothing wrong with having elements of the parliamentary system over here.

Next you will want to implement a VAT.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (rHxhM)

416 She's a traitor? You get your talking points from Hillory?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:52 PM (SfHnh)

Traitor? No. Evil? Yes. Willing to say and do anything and everything to get power.

Oh, she HATES freedom, as evidenced by her hatred of 2A.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (8sMut)

417 There is a video compilation of Kamala saying that "unburdened by what has been" line. Pretty funny

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (xjTDL)

418 Yes, a Razorfist rant would be a thing of beauty.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (kpS4V)

419 Which would make them hookers.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 09:58 PM (SfHnh)
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Hookers leave after they'be been paid. Staffers try to leverage their positions using the people they've slept with.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 10:00 PM (tT6L1)

420 whig for SoS.

Perfessor Squirrel for Dept of Ed.

raimondo for Retard Jester.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 10:00 PM (ufFY8)

421 Which would make them hookers.
Posted by: BurtTC

Not all hookers are lookers.

Posted by: Miklos will not identify the source of this information at July 05, 2024 10:00 PM (XIkHl)

422 Next you will want to implement a VAT.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (rHxhM)

Yes. And force McDonald’s to stop serving quarter pounders with cheese by adopting the metric system,

Posted by: Other Countries Do It So America Must Do It Too at July 05, 2024 10:01 PM (8sMut)

423 If a hooker is good looking, she's a cop.

99.97% accuracy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 10:01 PM (BAEGB)

424 And, before you mention the steal, ask yourself; who are they stealing it for? Right now, we still don't know for sure if it's Biden. Do you really think the troops will be all fired up for this?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2024 10:01 PM (xjTDL)

425 I would suggest not holding any yuuge MAGA rallies in football stadia right now-- don't do anything to detract attention from the train wreck in progress.

I strongly disagree. Mimetic Theory tells us that influencers can shepherd many times their number in sheep. Huge MAGA rallies are powerful influencers and people will hop on to that train if they are sold the idea that doing so is desirable.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 10:02 PM (rHxhM)

426 There is a video compilation of Kamala saying that "unburdened by what has been" line. Pretty funny
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (xjTDL)

I saw that, a real "make it stop" experience. I wanted to find sharp objects to jab into my ears.

What a horrible human being.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 10:02 PM (SfHnh)

427 420 whig for SoS.

Perfessor Squirrel for Dept of Ed.

raimondo for Retard Jester.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 10:00 PM (ufFY

I am excitedly awaiting my assignment.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 10:03 PM (QzINz)

428 Tulsi is not in power. She didn't run for re-election and left the party.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2024 10:03 PM (xjTDL)

429 There is a video compilation of Kamala saying that "unburdened by what has been" line. Pretty funny
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (xjTDL)


there is someone calling that "coconut-pilled"

as in "just fell out of the coconut tree"

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 10:03 PM (D7oie)

430 I am excitedly awaiting my assignment.
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 10:03 PM (QzINz)
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Health and Human Services.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 10:04 PM (tT6L1)

431 I am excitedly awaiting my assignment.
Posted by: Piper
---
I volunteer for anything involving trebuchets.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 10:04 PM (iZbyp)

432 If a hooker is good looking, she's a cop.

99.97% accuracy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 10:01 PM (BAEGB)

Not if you're on a Saudi prince's yacht. Then she's probably someone you saw starring in a marginally successful movie about 5 years earlier.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 10:04 PM (SfHnh)

433 If a hooker is good looking, she's a cop.

99.97% accuracy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Not in Budapest.

You will be robbed by the mafia thugs, though.

Posted by: Miklos, victimhood-free at July 05, 2024 10:05 PM (XIkHl)

434 391; 393

WI poll w/ Trump +7:

Remington is a GOP-friendly pollster, you know.

Just saying.

They GOTTA start polling the 3-way with Kennedy, because he'll be on almost all state ballots, according to what I've read lately.

Posted by: mnw at July 05, 2024 10:05 PM (NLIak)

435 430.
Health and Human Services.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal

Perfect.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 10:05 PM (QzINz)

436 I am excitedly awaiting my assignment.
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 10:03 PM (QzINz)
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Health and Human Services.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

This....was unkind.

Posted by: Miklos, unless the job is Boss of Firing at July 05, 2024 10:06 PM (XIkHl)

437 There's now suddenly a power vacuum, because the Official Culture narrative just crumbled while the junta wasn't looking.

Power vacuums mean factions. Factions mean no cooperation on anything like The Steal. At core, there is no one on earth a communist hates more than another communist who might get a leg up on them in the Party.

This is A Thing now, whether shitpants keeps breathing or not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 10:06 PM (BAEGB)

438 422 Next you will want to implement a VAT.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 09:59 PM (rHxhM)

Yes. And force McDonald’s to stop serving quarter pounders with cheese by adopting the metric system,

Posted by: Other Countries Do It So America Must Do It Too at July 05, 2024 10:01 PM (8sMut)


A 113.3975 Grammer with Cheese!

or

A 0.1139975 Kilogrammer with Cheese!

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 10:06 PM (5fDan)

439
Not in Budapest.

You will be robbed by the mafia thugs, though.
Posted by: Miklos, victimhood-free at July 05, 2024 10:05 PM (XIkHl)

Before or after?

And how good looking?

It matters.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 10:07 PM (SfHnh)

440 I volunteer for anything involving trebuchets.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Those Fed personnel have to be relocated from DC.

One.By.One.

Posted by: Miklos, interested in the budgetary and engineering details at July 05, 2024 10:08 PM (XIkHl)

441 North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum, who one year ago questioned if he would ever do business with former President Trump, opened up on now finding himself as a vice presidential contender in the 2024 campaign.

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Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 05, 2024 10:08 PM (o3Uyl)

442 436

Health and Human Services.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

This....was unkind.
Posted by: Miklos, unless the job is Boss

Def. Boss. But I do need to know if we are going to usher in the dictatorship because it makes a difference as to how I schedule the 6am workouts for everyone.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 10:09 PM (QzINz)

443 NOOD ONT

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 10:09 PM (llON8)

444 Before or after?

And how good looking?

It matters.
Posted by: BurtTC

Very good looking.

And usually before.

Posted by: Miklos, who also found out the stolen bank cards are used at July 05, 2024 10:10 PM (XIkHl)

445 Def. Boss. But I do need to know if we are going to usher in the dictatorship because it makes a difference as to how I schedule the 6am workouts for everyone.
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 10:09 PM (QzINz)
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I see Piper is on the same page as myself. Further proof of her fitness for the job.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at July 05, 2024 10:10 PM (tT6L1)

446 339 So the medical emergency was reported, said fake, and now back on again? But nowhere in the news?
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 09:42 PM (QzINz)

Watching it, I noticed he was breathing fast. His eyes were off. And why the pen in his right hand? Pretending to be Bob Dole? A transmitter?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 10:11 PM (UcAQV)

447 379 wasn't Chuck weeger all in on Brandon a short while ago?
Is he operating on new evidence, or just pissed they got found out?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 09:50 PM (D7oie)

Let me at em!

-Chuck Wepner

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! at July 05, 2024 10:13 PM (o3Uyl)

448 I have a good idea for Dems. Jill gets Joe to step aside, but only on the condition that Kamala makes Joe her VP. Then Jill can stay in the Whitehouse if they win.

Posted by: Dave at July 05, 2024 10:22 PM (nLwaa)

449 Just watching the beginning, it seems as though George has his marching orders.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at July 05, 2024 10:39 PM (w6EFb)

450 Personally, my biggest take away for the last week of so is that ..
it only takes a cold to send the White House into maximum entropy
... this can't be good

Posted by: SMOD at July 05, 2024 10:46 PM (GITLP)

451 One more thing to keep in mind. Given that Joke Biden is such a sociopathic ego-maniac who doesn't give a shit about anything other than his own status, do you think for one second that he'd have a gracious heart if they successfully pressured him into quitting? Hell-&-No.
Brandon would bitterly curse their names until he drew his last breath.

So... if they somehow humiliated him into giving up his greatest achievement, what he cherishes most, his precious presidency: would Biden want his successor to win or lose against Trump? Obviously, he'd want to be the only man who ever beat Trump. Just so he could say, "Told ya' I was your only hope."
Biden would hold out as long as possible just to increase Trump's chances. But he ain't goin' nowhere.

Posted by: Bach in Black at July 06, 2024 02:29 AM (+oqUV)

452 Joe Biden claimed "we invented the computer chip" during interview

… Joe is guilty of using an ambiguous “we”

Posted by: SMOD at July 06, 2024 07:04 AM (GITLP)

453 Will they also give Trump a paid political advertisement with full creative control, including advance questions and editing rights?

Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 06, 2024 08:11 AM (BhkgG)

454 453 Will they also give Trump a paid political advertisement with full creative control, including advance questions and editing rights?
Posted by: Eternity Matters at July 06, 2024 08:11 AM (BhkgG)

THIS

Posted by: m at July 06, 2024 12:00 PM (64Zez)

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