That's a Hellofant Elephant Cafe

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Nature is Amazing
@AMAZlNGNATURE
The animal handlers at the Oregon Zoo took Elephant around to meet some other animals. The sea lions were her favorite.

Update: Viva Frei is hosting a watch party for Joe Biden's " " " interview " " " by Democrat propagandist George Stephanopolous. The "interview" will be aired at 8pm

Elephant gives birth to a calf, and then the whole troop surrounds them protectively.

Elephant crossing.

Getting a dog a new toy.

Casually stretching out to kissing range.

Following the leader isn't smart if you've got a dumb leader.

He gets a little frisky but his lady just isn't in the mood.

Baby lion practices his big roar.

Saving a drowning fawn.

Ben-Fur.

Luncheon with a moose.

I'm telling you, we have to keep young females away from social media.

І don't even know what the girl is saying but І know she begging her friend to help 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/mU5AlIYsu1
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 21, 2024

Turning a water tub into a splash-tastic playground 🐘♥️ pic.twitter.com/WN1LwTcwET
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 21, 2024

Capybaras wandering around at dawn. pic.twitter.com/QDMpxF9ebm
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) June 24, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:28 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:32 PM (fwDg9)

2 cafe standards

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 07:32 PM (Jh5b+)

3 ZOD.

Posted by: ZOD at July 05, 2024 07:33 PM (P+D4R)

4 otters called

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 07:33 PM (Jh5b+)

5 Could've been first but I watched the capybaras.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2024 07:34 PM (SuNbA)

6 Monkey on head is no way to go through life, missy.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2024 07:34 PM (LHPAg)

7 Weird looking things.

Posted by: olddog in mo at July 05, 2024 07:34 PM (SuNbA)

8 Cabybera class trip

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

9 I always call if first

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

10 A monkeyskin cap just like Davey Crockett's!

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 07:37 PM (Jh5b+)

11 olddog in mo

The capybaran liberation front is why we need magazines for 30 rounds. Or more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

12 Monkey Translation:

"Stick the dismount!"

Posted by: gourmand du jour at July 05, 2024 07:38 PM (MeG8a)

13 Called for corgis incoming.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:39 PM (u82oZ)

14
Well, the hurricane track that had it coming ashore at Brownsville yesterday is now targeting Corpus Christi. I guess the next update will have it hitting us.

But we know what the temperature and sea level will be 50 years from now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 07:39 PM (1Nxff)

15 The dog looking at its butt is pretty cute.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 07:41 PM (oaGWv)

16 the wump world, by Bill Peet.

Loved that book when I was a kid.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 07:41 PM (D7oie)

17 The odd, attractive, illiterate comments are the way that dialogue should progress.

Human. Hungry. Erect. Curious. Wounded. Odd.

Posted by: ZOD at July 05, 2024 07:41 PM (P+D4R)

18 Monkey on head is no way to go through life, missy.
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2024 07:34 PM (LHPAg)

she was clearly wearing an ass hat

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 07:41 PM (D7oie)

19 @10 - I always wanted a skunk-skin hat like Curly Howard's ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 05, 2024 07:42 PM (MKEsG)

20 18 Monkey on head is no way to go through life, missy.
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2024 07:34 PM (LHPAg)

she was clearly wearing an ass hat
Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 07:41 PM (D7oie)

Golf clap.

Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at July 05, 2024 07:43 PM (OOnTd)

21 That girl with the monkey on her head is way too calm under the circumstances.

Once his nuts touched my forehead he’d be learning how to fly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 07:43 PM (6ydKt)

22 I haven't had the best week but at least I don't have a monkey's ass on my face

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 07:44 PM (iZbyp)

23 Freaking Skyrizi earworm.

Oh oh oh, OH oh!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 07:44 PM (ufFY8)

24 Luncheon with a moose.

Yikes. That could have gone wrong in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2024 07:44 PM (mH6SG)

25 Doggie- Is my butt really that big?

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

26 Pretty sure that monkey on the chicks a head was asking for a BJ in monkey talk.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 07:45 PM (GPtBB)

27 Luncheon with a moose.

Not smart. Not smart at all.
Didn't we discuss wild animals earlier today?

Posted by: Mayo Pete at July 05, 2024 07:46 PM (v0R5T)

28 That is exactly how I felt when I rolled off my float and splashed into the pool.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 07:46 PM (p4NUW)

29
Does Dave in Fla know how Hillary is polling in a head-to-head with Trump?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 07:46 PM (lCaJd)

30 >>22 I haven't had the best week but at least I don't have a monkey's ass on my face
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 07:44 PM (iZbyp)

(commands chimp-army armed with restraints)

You now have a monkey's ass on your face. TGIF.

Posted by: ZOD at July 05, 2024 07:47 PM (P+D4R)

31 Luncheon with a moose.

Yikes. That could have gone wrong in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 05, 2024 07:44 PM (mH6SG)

Better a luncheon OF moose.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2024 07:47 PM (W/lyH)

32 >>29 Does Dave in Fla know how Hillary is polling in a head-to-head with Trump?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 07:46 PM (lCaJd)

Please, Tengri, let this happen.

Posted by: ZOD at July 05, 2024 07:48 PM (P+D4R)

33 Lily the 4-1/2 year-old corgi just at ate a couple day-old goose turds off the lawn. She'll spend the night crated.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 05, 2024 07:48 PM (MzNQ5)

34 Once his nuts touched my forehead he’d be learning how to fly.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 07:43 PM (6ydKt)

And you would learn that monkeys will fuck you up.
Watch Ricard Pryor's monkey skit.

Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2024 07:49 PM (xcIvR)

35 {{{screaming in digital}}}

Week is in rear view mirror. So far so good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:49 PM (u82oZ)

36 Days Since Last Snake Sighting at SiD (Half) Acres: 2

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (iZbyp)

37 Does Dave in Fla know how Hillary is polling in a head-to-head with Trump?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 07:46 PM (lCaJd)

--------------

Nate Silver's model still has Hillary at a 93% chance to win in 2016.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (qCacp)

38 23 Freaking Skyrizi earworm.

Oh oh oh, OH oh!

———

I’m kinda partial to Oh-Oh-Ozempic!
And another with the the two-time classic Dancing In The Moonlight for some kinda eye-treatment.

I’ve just realized that we’ve got commercial earworms in our heads.

I’m now certain that Demolition Man (1993) wasn’t just a movie… it’s a prophecy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (6ydKt)

39 Hillary is so stupid, she thinks she has a chance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (u82oZ)

40 Oh this is going to inspire confidence, even if not a big deal.

Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

41 She's usually full of shit, but, um...

@LauraLoomer 8m
Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 07:51 PM (IG4Id)

42 My watch just reminded me to "move." Be right back with another Vodka/rocks/olives.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 07:51 PM (GPtBB)

43 Salty Dog!

*curtsies*

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 07:51 PM (iZbyp)

44 Dave in Fla

Ah, the Scalia maneuver. The ascendency of Kamala has begun.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:51 PM (u82oZ)

45 We have some storms heading in!

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 07:52 PM (p4NUW)

46 Give Biden some Brawndo. It’s for electrolytes!!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at July 05, 2024 07:52 PM (Aoykm)

47 Per the NY Post, during interview Biden claims being exhausted and sick with a cold for poor debate performance. If that is the case he wouldn't mind a do over would he?

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 07:52 PM (oaGWv)

48 Imagine Hunter's shock tomorrow when he opens the safe deposit box in a Wilmington bank where Joe stashed all of his files with career-destroying dirt on dozens of still active high ranking democrats, and finds only this typed note - "Have a Nice Day. The DNC."

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (5fDan)

49 ShainS - Bizarrely, Biden continues to poll best against Trump. Only questionable one is Big Mike, there is one poll showing Michelle beats Trump, but it is an outlier.

Hillary doesn't even register.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (5p7BC)

50 23 Freaking Skyrizi earworm.

Oh oh oh, OH oh!

———

I’m kinda partial to Oh-Oh-Ozempic!
And another with the the two-time classic Dancing In The Moonlight for some kinda eye-treatment.
.....

I'm partial to the Jardiance jig:

I've got type 2 diabetes but I manage it well
It's a little pill with a big story to tell

*fat people dancing around*

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

51 Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.

That emergency wouldn't be happening in somebody's pants, would it?

Posted by: Cpt. Malcolm Reynolds at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (gKWVE)

52
Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05

I am praying for him. What his family just did to him is crap and probably pushed him beyond his capabilities. It’s disgusting.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (p4NUW)

53 I’m now certain that Demolition Man (1993) wasn’t just a movie… it’s a prophecy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (6ydKt)

So now blow torches can't ignite gasoline all over the floor but cigarettes can?

Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (xcIvR)

54 My Dinner With Moosey

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (63Dwl)

55 Kamala: Do not come
Biden: I'm gonna come in the overflow room!

Julio Rosas
@Julio_Rosas11
An update to a classic format:
Video: https://x.com/i/status/1809334453379936646
2:12 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (9aVck)

56 Oh this is going to inspire confidence, even if not a big deal.

Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

It had to happen now.... sigh...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (JhIYV)

57 Dave in Fla

If Kamala was really dangerous, she would already have the Cabinet in line to dump Biden with the 25th Amendment.

Good thing action plans don't fit on Venn diagrams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (u82oZ)

58 Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 07:51 PM (IG4Id)

I hope he shits himself and collapses with blood squirting from his eyes and expires before he can sign any pardons.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (YRsIm)

59 Yo!

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (1Yy3c)

60 My voters just love me.

Posted by: The Beast of Chappaqua at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (6gW4D)

61 If Biden goes down now, Harris can have two full terms.
No one wants that.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (GfN2c)

62 Laura Loomer so huge grain of salt but ...

@LauraLoomer
·
11m
Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.

Press access has been removed

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

63 34 And you would learn that monkeys will fuck you up.
Watch Ricard Pryor's monkey skit.
Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2024 07:49 PM (xcIvR)

Maybe, but I’m pretty sure I could handle myself better than the guy who set himself on fire after a heavy base cocaine session,

And I like me some Pryor, but I can see how that monkey got the better of him.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (6ydKt)

64 Heidi says she was hoping my watch saying "move" meant I was going to shower. Love, it's wonderful.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 07:55 PM (GPtBB)

65 There she blows! Jokes aneurysm

Posted by: Ben Had at July 05, 2024 07:55 PM (xpCR0)

66 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

It's a Boeing. Was he sitting near the window?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2024 07:55 PM (W/lyH)

67 They will most assuredly steal it for her. 12MM short? BS. She will get 85MM votes

Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 07:55 PM (GfN2c)

68 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05

I am praying for him. What his family just did to him is crap and probably pushed him beyond his capabilities. It’s disgusting.

It's Joe Biden. He deserves everything he gets.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 07:55 PM (xCA6C)

69 Can Hillary still stuff herself into a pantsuit? Or will she hit the campaign trail in a series of bedazzled muumuus?

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (iZbyp)

70 It's good Hildabeast isn't in running, Stuffy would shiv Sundowner in a heartbeat for her.

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

71 Cannibal Bob

Nice to see you two lovebirds have each other's back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

72 I heard someone speculating about what it must be like for the doctor who is giving him the drugs. He keeps getting pressure to increase the dosage to get him functional.

But you know in the back of the mind is the thought, "If I go too far, I'm going to prison for murdering the President"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (5p7BC)

73 If I brought a puppy into my house, both of my dogs would be so jealous and indignant. Would not be a good idea.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (OX9vb)

74 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

How conveeeeeenient.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (xCA6C)

75 I hope he strokes out

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (fwDg9)

76 I am praying for him. What his family just did to him is crap and probably pushed him beyond his capabilities. It’s disgusting.
Posted by: Piper

You're a lot more forgiving than I am. The man has always been a disgusting jerk. Can't feel much sympathy.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (oaGWv)

77 Laura Loomer so huge grain of salt but ...

@LauraLoomer
·
11m
Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.

Press access has been removed
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM (LkLld)

Bad gas. Probably shit himself without a diaper on.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (1Yy3c)

78 Medical emergency - order has gone for a case of depends…

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (pgG81)

79 11m
Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.

Press access has been removed
Posted by: JackStraw
........

ooh eee ooh ah ah
ting tang
Kamalama ding dong

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (v0R5T)

80 And while I do NOT want Biden or Kamala running our country into the ground, I also don’t wish harm on any of them.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 07:57 PM (p4NUW)

81 But you know in the back of the mind is the thought, "If I go too far, I'm going to prison for murdering the President"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (5p7BC)

This, too, is the story of Michael Jackson's personal doctor.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2024 07:57 PM (1Yy3c)

82 A guy in our chat group was waxing eloquent about Big Mike (Michelle to him, the poor naive bastard) being the savior after Biden's horrific performance at the debate. Everyone else in the group was rolling their eyes behind the digital curtain...the guy didn't really know his audience.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (XMwZJ)

83 If I brought a puppy into my house, both of my dogs would be so jealous and indignant. Would not be a good idea.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!

I'm with you there. Mine is used to 24-7 access to mommy pampering. No sharing.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (oaGWv)

84 Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻
@AWeissmann_
Co-host of @MSNBC podcast "Prosecuting Donald Trump;” author of 2 NYT bestsellers "The Trump Indictments" and "Where Law Ends: Inside the Mueller Investigation”
Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻
@AWeissmann_
If Biden withdraws, how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney to show this election is about our democracy? Country over party.
7:04 PM · Jul 4, 2024
Replying to @AWeissmann_
LouiseMensch
@LouiseMensch
God yes please
6:40 AM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (9aVck)

85 screaming in digital

She will have to steal re-entry parachutes from NASA.

Elon Musk would just blast her with super hot exhaust from 2-3 Raptor engines. I'm actually OK with that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (u82oZ)

86 The man has always been a disgusting jerk. Can't feel much sympathy.
Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (oaGWv)
......

A vile, corrupt creature, to be sure.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (v0R5T)

87 Oh this is so convenient, but to me not expected

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

88 Nice to see you two lovebirds have each other's back.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (u82oZ)

Well she did get be a vodka/olives...and a bar of soap.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (GPtBB)

89 "Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop"

Putin got him!

Posted by: fd at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

90 I am praying for him. What his family just did to him is crap and probably pushed him beyond his capabilities. It’s disgusting.Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (p4NUW)

Yes; Having dealt with seniors whose family make financial or personal sacrifices to care for loved ones at home, I find it elder abuse to have him pretending to be President for their own personal power and money when they have money for the best of care.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 07:58 PM (oUxZc)

91 Can Hillary still stuff herself into a pantsuit? Or will she hit the campaign trail in a series of bedazzled muumuus?
Posted by: screaming in digital

Corinthian Leather!
The whole hide.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2024 07:59 PM (JhIYV)

92 And while I do NOT want Biden or Kamala running our country into the ground, I also don’t wish harm on any of them.

For how many deaths are they responsible? How many noble people have they slimed? Nope, not an iota of sympathy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 07:59 PM (xCA6C)

93 On a brighter note, there's a pair of cardinals at the feeder. Must be pretty mature because they're both about the size of quails.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2024 07:59 PM (YRsIm)

94 But you know in the back of the mind is the thought, "If I go too far, I'm going to prison for murdering the President"
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (5p7BC)
---
Once the doc is no longer useful, probably will be Epsteined anyway so he can't talk.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 07:59 PM (iZbyp)

95 80 And while I do NOT want Biden or Kamala running our country into the ground, I also don’t wish harm on any of them.
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 07:57 PM (p4NUW)

I've been saying forever Biden needs to be enjoying retirement bouncing great grandbabies on his knee.

Kamala needs to be bouncing...uh...I'll stop there.

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2024 07:59 PM (1Yy3c)

96 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
......

Bring out yer dead. Bring out yer dead.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (v0R5T)

97 53 So now blow torches can't ignite gasoline all over the floor but cigarettes can?
Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (xcIvR)

Movie logic/magic.

Mmmmm. Ratburgers.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (6ydKt)

98 I read to much history, Marxists will eventually get to murdering millions, and yes it Could happen here

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

99 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

Squad 51, use Ringers Lactate with D5W and transport to Rampart asap!

Dixie! Get into your nurse's uniform stat! We have incoming!

Posted by: Dr. Joe Early at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (6gW4D)

100 I may not wish harm on Biden or Harris, but if God has her ideas well who am I do argue.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (GPtBB)

101 But you know in the back of the mind is the thought, "If I go too far, I'm going to prison for murdering the President"

He can always walk away.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (xCA6C)

102 Show time.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (LkLld)

103 @LauraLoomer 8m
Joe Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on Air Force One right now.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 07:51 PM (IG4Id)

Are THEY going to kill him themselves?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (OX9vb)

104 80 Piper

Proof you are a better person than I.
I want pain, a return of all stolen goods and money, then more pain, followed by using them to feed the sharks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (u82oZ)

105 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2024 07:59 PM (YRsIm)

It always lifts my spirits to see Cardinals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (oUxZc)

106 ooh eee ooh ah ah
ting tang
Kamalama ding dong
Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 07:56 PM (v0R5T)

Snort!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (W/lyH)

107 Stuffy says no cuts no edits

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

108 Well she did get be a vodka/olives...and a bar of soap.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

That is not going to taste good.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (JhIYV)

109 Done hours ago

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

110 Sorry morons, you don't get a chance to fix her -
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/mexico/ article-13604823/ witch-killed-child-sacrifice-satan-worship-texas-border.html

Before Maria Guadalupe R.M., 33, tried to kidnap the child, she had made it known to her nephew, also the father of the child, that she believed a dead family member had been reincarnated as his son, reported local newspaper Norte Digital.
Sunday, she broke into her relatives' Ciudad Juarez home as her nephew slept with his wife and son and tried to take the child by force.
The nephew, identified as Carlos Gabriel C.R., 23, fought back with a baseball bat and killed her.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (gKWVE)

111 >>55 Kamala: Do not come
Biden: I'm gonna come in the overflow room!

(Ejaculates wildly)

Overflow.

Beautiful. Also mutated.

Posted by: ZOD at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (P+D4R)

112 That is not going to taste good.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2024 08:01 PM (JhIYV)

Lol.

*foams at the mouth*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (GPtBB)

113 In "Succession," Logan Roy dies onboard the big private jet enroute home.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (ZtgZZ)

114 Claiming he had a cold

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

115 Dr. Joe Early

Julie London. **Wistful sigh. **

She can fly me to the moon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (u82oZ)

116 Everybody thought he would stroke out or retire after January of 23. That he got this far is a shock to all but shouldn't change the overall plan. Kamalolol was always going to replace him.

Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (GfN2c)

117 98 I read to much history, Marxists will eventually get to murdering millions, and yes it Could happen here
Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

If we JUST TRY communism here, IT WILL WORK!!!

Posted by: Communists and their apologists at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (8sMut)

118 Corinthian Leather!
The whole hide.

Whole hide or whole herd?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at July 05, 2024 08:02 PM (4Mu9T)

119 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

Squad 51, use Ringers Lactate with D5W and transport to Rampart asap!

Dixie! Get into your nurse's uniform stat! We have incoming!
Posted by: Dr. Joe Early at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (6gW4D)

Could be lupus.

Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (v0R5T)

120
Corinthian Leather!
The whole hide.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

The Corinthians were hunted to extinction.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (63Dwl)

121 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

Has Harris been alone with him?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (GPtBB)

122 We have confirmation from other than Loomer. He really is.

Three possibilities come to mind:

1) It real due to the stress of all the drugs
2) It is the cover they came up with to allow him to withdraw and save face
3) They realized that they can't get Kamala on the ballot in WI unless he dies

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (5p7BC)

123 I think I hiked about 5 miles today. Just in a state of relaxation now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (8sMut)

124 Interview put off to 8:30

TURN THOSE EDITING MACHINES BACK ON

Posted by: Miklos Duke at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (XIkHl)

125 Never get that close to monkeys.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (qZEuM)

126 If Biden goes down now, Harris can have two full terms.
No one wants that.
Posted by: Jamaica at July 05, 2024 07:54 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Kamala "Comma-la" Harris at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (/nIbP)

127 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

Please tell me Dr. Rumack is aboard AF1. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (6gW4D)

128
Nate Silver's model still has Hillary at a 93% chance to win in 2016.

/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS

============

lol

I'll never forget that night. I was at my grandmother's place and she couldn't stand to watch; she was too nervous. I kept checking the NY Times predict-o-graph and watched in awe as it flipped from 95% Hillary to Trump like sand slipping through an hourglass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (lCaJd)

129 Could be lupus.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D.

It's always lupus.

Posted by: Tuna at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (oaGWv)

130 Doogie Howser, M.D.

It. is. never. lupus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (u82oZ)

131 I might feel more sympathy for the elder abuse inflicted on FJB if his puppet masters weren't abusing us as well in the process.

And as I've noted before he's at his most lucid when threatening and denouncing normal Americans.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (iZbyp)

132 I'm partial to the Jardiance jig:

I've got type 2 diabetes but I manage it well
It's a little pill with a big story to tell

*fat people dancing around*
Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

This one makes me want to shoot the tv.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at July 05, 2024 08:05 PM (OX9vb)

133 Says Trump lies 28 times,
Stuffy reading people's accounts Sundowner is not same as before

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:05 PM (fwDg9)

134 Biden is just having a bad night. And a cold.
So DOCTOR Jill, cremation or do you have a burial plot?

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:05 PM (v0R5T)

135 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

He's screwed.

Posted by: Ron Brown at July 05, 2024 08:05 PM (qZEuM)

136 Fucking lol.

"Well shit, i guess we'll slog through this fake interview and cobble together some footage out of it as best we can and everything will be fi---"

*croaks on AF1*

"Uhhhhhh... hooray?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:06 PM (BAEGB)

137 40 Oh this is going to inspire confidence, even if not a big deal.

Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

Who from MSNBC is pushing him out of the plane?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2024 08:06 PM (wh7vU)

138 Archimedes, exactly what I was thinking. Who spiked his Metamucil?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 05, 2024 08:06 PM (pgG81)

139
And as I've noted before he's at his most lucid when threatening and denouncing normal Americans.
Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (iZbyp)

Kinda like being drunk. Maybe the dementia is granting us a glimpse into his true self.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:06 PM (8sMut)

140
I just saw a clip from the interview and the continuity error in the editing was so bad you can see the scissors. George S asking a comatose Joe about the "cold" that sank him in the debate, cut away from Joe momentarily to George, and when the camera goes back to Joe his posture, expression, and coloring are all different.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:06 PM (lCaJd)

141 And as I've noted before he's at his most lucid when threatening and denouncing normal Americans.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (iZbyp)

This. He is a sick hateful criminal pervert, and I have zero empathy for him.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (GPtBB)

142 33
'Lily the 4-1/2 year-old corgi just at ate a couple day-old goose turds off the lawn.'

You'd never see a cat do this.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (3wi/L)

143 K think he is saying socializing medicine is coming

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

144 >>Please tell me Dr. Rumack is aboard AF1. Lie to me if you must. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (6gW4D)

L. Ron Hubbard is on the plane with Zhao Bai-Den. All is well.

Return to your toil.

Posted by: ZOD at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (P+D4R)

145 This appears to be the source of the rumor on X:
Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸
DM's are open for story tips
Journalist Tennessee, USA ampamerica.com Joined September 2021
@realtimsharp
I just received a tip from an anonymous source. My source says that Joe Biden is currently experiencing a medical emergency on Air Force One as I type this. No further details are known.
4:21 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (9aVck)

146 Biden was breathing rapidly during the interview. Meaning I don't know what.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (5fDan)

147 "Show Time!"

*in the voice of the leader of the big shapeshifting alien mercenaries in "Fifth Element"*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they have been lying to us for decades at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (MKEsG)

148 I want a shady, tree-lined path to a Biden grave on a verdant hill.

That way I don't sunburn while I wait in line to piss on the grave.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

149 This administration is so ASoIaF, I'm going with that Biden is immediately cremated, and Jill and Hunter locked up incommunicado for their own safety. Safety against "MAGA" of course.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (gKWVE)

150 * fat people dancing around*
Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 07:53 PM (v0R5T)

———————

If you would do a little more of that you WOULDN’T NEED THE LITTLE PILL.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (u73oe)

151 This is not going to convince anyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (LkLld)

152 4) They couldn't even come up with ten minutes of usable footage and said "Well, fuck it then. Grab a pillow Ron, it's Go Time".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (BAEGB)

153
Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

_________

Garland preparing murder indictment against Teump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (1Nxff)

154 Stuffy getting him on medical situation

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

155 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (oUxZc)

There's probably 3-4 pairs in the crepe Myrtle trees between our yard and the neighbors. They usually show up in the evenings with their youngsters. We have quite a few blue jays and a lot of wrens and titmouses too. Even some chickadees.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (YRsIm)

156 Die motherfucker die.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (81wK+)

157 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

Squad 51, use Ringers Lactate with D5W and transport to Rampart asap!

Dixie! Get into your nurse's uniform stat! We have incoming!
Posted by: Dr. Joe Early at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (6gW4D)

Could be lupus.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (v0R5T)

That's not how it works; that's not how any of this works!

Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D. at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (6gW4D)

158 Trump verbally beat up a demented old man who was dying in that debate.
Crucify him!
~D.Underground

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (JhIYV)

159 The news is not that Shitpants is having issues.

The news is that they're telling us.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:09 PM (BAEGB)

160
Interview put off to 8:30

It's on right now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2024 08:09 PM (63Dwl)

161 I hope Dr. Riviera or Dr. Hibbert are available.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:09 PM (v0R5T)

162 @realtimsharp
I just received a tip from an anonymous source. My source says that Joe Biden is currently experiencing a medical emergency on Air Force One as I type this. No further details are known.
4:21 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:07 PM (9aVck)

Anonymous sources say! DRINK!!!

Posted by: Robert at July 05, 2024 08:09 PM (1Yy3c)

163
Dr. Howard! Dr. Fine! Dr. Howard!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:09 PM (1Nxff)

164 84:@AWeissmann_
If Biden withdraws, how about a ticket of Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney to show this election is about our democracy? Country over party.

LOL! These f'ing people are amazing!! Sure, WTH.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2024 08:09 PM (wh7vU)

165 * fat people dancing around*
Posted by: wth

I lot of the Dancing Covid Nurses seemed a bit overweight.

Posted by: Miklos uses the Walmart Body Mass Index at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (XIkHl)

166 *biden, press, dnc....

youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (njWTi)

167 Maybe they asked Joe politely to resign.
He was an adamant “No.”

So now they made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.

Alternatively, the man has worn himself out since the D-Day & G7 trip, and the stress has finally gotten to him.

You can see in the clip of the Stephanopulous interview going around that the man is still slurring his words like he drank a pint.

Biden is not well, and a lot of people are saying his symptoms are indicating Parkinson’s disease.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (6ydKt)

168 I'll never forget that night. I was at my grandmother's place and she couldn't stand to watch; she was too nervous. I kept checking the NY Times predict-o-graph and watched in awe as it flipped from 95% Hillary to Trump like sand slipping through an hourglass.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:04 PM (lCaJd)

That night was my first night in the Canyon. I rented one of the Cow Camp Cabins at the bottom of Palo Duro and killed all communications. My apps could not light up with updates. I could not look up anything if I wanted to. I wanted to lose myself in the Canyon and politely tell the world to fuck off as I explored it, and continued to the next morning.

When did I find out about what happened? When I turned on the radio at 1105 or so the next day and started listening to Limbaugh. And I freaked. "This is how you run a campaign!" or words to that effect. Trump WON??????

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (8sMut)

169 Liz Cheney ain't nobody's party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (BAEGB)

170 L. Ron Hubbard is on the plane with Zhao Bai-Den. All is well.

Probably not. L Ron Hubbard died in 1986 so unless it's some sort of version of the Flying Dutchman except for dead people and a plane , the plane does not contain him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (oUxZc)

171 Was it the Godfather where a mobster walks into a wake, walks up to the coffin, spits on the body and says " I hatted you when you were alive and I'm glad you're dead." ?

Because yeah, thats it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (GPtBB)

172 The fallacy of Team Biden's core defense is, that past performance is no guarantee of future performance.

It it were, Terry Bradshaw would still be the starting QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:10 PM (5fDan)

173 Cassandra MacDonald
@CassandraRules
I don't see anything about a medical emergency from the white house press pool. They called a lid about 7 min ago
5:07 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (9aVck)

174 oh, and I had anonymous sources for my #149 comment too. those sources being "I made all that shit up".

Posted by: although fuck it, we may read about it tomorrow at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (gKWVE)

175 wth

Did Dr. Kevorkian die or something? We need his protégée.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (u82oZ)

176 He truly is delusional. He actually believes he's been a great president.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

177 It's on right now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Not on ABC live website

Posted by: Anticipatory Miklos at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (XIkHl)

178 If you would do a little more of that you WOULDN’T NEED THE LITTLE PILL.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (u73oe)
......

maybe cut back on the cheeseburgers too.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (v0R5T)

179 There's probably 3-4 pairs in the crepe Myrtle trees between our yard and the neighbors. They usually show up in the evenings with their youngsters. We have quite a few blue jays and a lot of wrens and titmouses too. Even some chickadees.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM (YRsIm)

Damn, I miss crepe myrtles. Very fragrant.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (8sMut)

180 Stuffy said was taped hours ago

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

181 Willowed
4000 years ago a Chinese junk floundered on a beach at the top of the North Island New Zealand. It's still there buried in the sand. Europeans arrived in NZ at least 2000 years ago. 1300 years before the documented arrival of moari.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:12 PM (m62GY)

182 What was the plan again, dems?

Posted by: Death at July 05, 2024 08:12 PM (u73oe)

183 @CassandraRules
I don't see anything about a medical emergency from the white house press pool. They called a lid about 7 min ago
.......

coffins have lids

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:12 PM (v0R5T)

184
Dead man flying! Dead man flying!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:12 PM (1Nxff)

185 Squad 51, use Ringers Lactate with D5W and transport to Rampart asap!

Dixie! Get into your nurse's uniform stat! We have incoming!
Posted by: Dr. Joe Early at July 05, 2024 08:00 PM (6gW4D)

Could be lupus.
Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at July 05, 2024 08:03 PM (v0R5T)

That's not how it works; that's not how any of this works!
Posted by: Marcus Welby, M.D. at July 05, 2024 08:08 PM

Remain calm! We've yet to hear from Dr. Kildare, Gregory House, or Leonard McCoy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2024 08:13 PM (/nIbP)

186 >> The fallacy of Team Biden's core defense is, that past performance is no guarantee of future performance.

The fallacy is believing his past performance was anything but a dismal failure. He is getting crushed on every single issue voters say is important to them. He has zero goodwill built up other that the far left of the bell curve.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:13 PM (LkLld)

187 Biden s eyes are really dilated.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 08:13 PM (UcAQV)

188 What was the plan again, dems?
Posted by: Death at July 05, 2024 08:12 PM (u73oe)

Well the emergency contact on all their phones dials straight to Industrial Light And Magic, so....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:14 PM (BAEGB)

189 Now going over Sundowner being behind in polls

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:14 PM (fwDg9)

190 180 Stuffy said was taped hours ago
Posted by: Skip

Here's unedited footage from the interview
youtu.be/hQ4n3_m-wCc

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 08:14 PM (gKWVE)

191 The polls are wrong!

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:14 PM (5fDan)

192 4000 years ago a Chinese junk floundered on a beach at the top of the North Island New Zealand. It's still there buried in the sand. Europeans arrived in NZ at least 2000 years ago. 1300 years before the documented arrival of moari.
Posted by: NZFrank

You were invaded!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at July 05, 2024 08:14 PM (JhIYV)

193 He truly is delusional. He actually believes he's been a great president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)
----
I'd say for those who want to destroy America, he's done a pretty bang up job.

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:14 PM (iZbyp)

194 Moose, or Caribou/Reindeer?

Posted by: From about that Time at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (4780s)

195
I'm really fat but I dance pretty well
I welcome you to my
Fat
commercial
hell

Posted by: Tinkerbull at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (vFG9F)

196 "I'M NOT DEAD YET!" Biden

Kamala - "Get in the cart Joe".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (GPtBB)

197 Die motherfucker die.
Posted by: nurse ratched
......

I wish you were attending on AF1 right now.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (v0R5T)

198 So he DID go straight from the Madison prompter-rant to a studio with ABC and Stephie?

Awfully bad planning for an old fuck in his condition.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (ZtgZZ)

199 NZFrank with an M2

Good to see you posting.

The Chinese Admiral was a eunuch. He needed young, fertile women to colonize. He failed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

200 I hope it hurts. For days.

Posted by: Reforger at July 05, 2024 08:15 PM (xcIvR)

201 I don’t see anything on the news?

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:16 PM (p4NUW)

202 This piece of shit won't die.

That's not stupid enough of a course of events for Current Year.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:16 PM (BAEGB)

203 He truly is delusional. He actually believes he's been a great president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)

Obama believes that too

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 08:16 PM (UcAQV)

204 Relax everybody, Jill is a DOCTOR!!!

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:16 PM (iZbyp)

205 201 I don’t see anything on the news?
Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:16 PM (p4NUW)

That's How You Know It's Working

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (BAEGB)

206
It's on right now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Not on ABC live website
Posted by: Anticipatory Miklos

It's on my TV. Cable and over the air ABC.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (63Dwl)

207 Jill is a DOCTOR!!!
Thread winner...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)

208 Oriental Air Force One Express.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (ufFY8)

209 Trump is a pathological liar! Look in a mirror, Joe.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (5fDan)

210 Joe Biden* didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (qUkBO)

211 Remain calm! We've yet to hear from Dr. Kildare, Gregory House, or Leonard McCoy.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
.......

Start heating up the iron!

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (v0R5T)

212 I can help.

Posted by: Dr Kevorkian at July 05, 2024 08:18 PM (iWSaD)

213 197 Die motherfucker die.
Posted by: nurse ratched
......

I wish you were attending on AF1 right now.
Posted by: wth

https://tinyurl.com/3w2hkkv2

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 05, 2024 08:18 PM (81wK+)

214 Those dumb pollaks are wrong!!!

Posted by: Joe 'I'm not dead yet' Biden at July 05, 2024 08:18 PM (wh7vU)

215 I hope he shits himself and collapses with blood squirting from his eyes and expires before he can sign any pardons.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

I have a feeling they are already signed and stuck in the Oval Office safe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 08:18 PM (IG4Id)

216 He truly is delusional. He actually believes he's been a great president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (LkLld)
----————-

No one ever tells him bad news.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 05, 2024 08:18 PM (u73oe)

217 >Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now.

What is it they like to say? Oh yeah, I remember now...

"I question the timing!"

Posted by: davidt at July 05, 2024 08:18 PM (SYTee)

218 Third aneurysm's the charm.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (v0R5T)

219 So.... the 'medical emergency' must mean...

They've *finally* gotten Joey's animatronic replica perfected.

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (njWTi)

220 Die motherfucker die.

Posted by: nurse ratched
......

Every time I think I cant love you enough.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (GPtBB)

221 God, this interview is exactly what I expected.

Keeps Biden in the race.

Give no one confidence that he is qualified.

Trump's team is probably popping corks right now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (5p7BC)

222 "He was never even on AF1. He took the motorcade home. Look. Here he is. "

*forty year old dude in aviators and dyed grey hair steps out*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (BAEGB)

223 181 Willowed
4000 years ago a Chinese junk floundered on a beach at the top of the North Island New Zealand. It's still there buried in the sand. Europeans arrived in NZ at least 2000 years ago. 1300 years before the documented arrival of moari.

———

Interesting. I had not heard of that before.
I’ve seen a few things about the Chinese possibly making to America, but not NZ.

And Europeans in NZ before the Moari?
Never heard that either.
You got any links to read more?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (6ydKt)

224 Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:12 PM

I knew at some point St. JMB would prevail, and you get over that little Lee-Enfield infatuation.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (/nIbP)

225 AG Garland is on his way to the White House to secure official papers. Watching Death of Stalin gave him the idea . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (6gW4D)

226 Jill is a DOCTOR!!!

Thread winner...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)

SECOND!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (GPtBB)

227 Claiming his crowds are bigger at rally, Stuffy told him not to go there

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (fwDg9)

228 LOL - The polls are wrong.

I remember when Mondale tried that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 08:21 PM (5p7BC)

229 >>> 173 Cassandra MacDonald
@CassandraRules
I don't see anything about a medical emergency from the white house press pool. They called a lid about 7 min ago
5:07 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:11 PM (9aVck)

Oh, it was just a bedtime tantrum. Ok then.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:21 PM (llON8)

230 This is a train wreck.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 05, 2024 08:21 PM (LkLld)

231 They've *finally* gotten Joey's animatronic replica perfected.
Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (njWTi)
---
I'm reading Dean Koontz's Frankenstein series right now. It features Victor creating an army out of his New Race, replacing key political figures with doppelgangers. Unfortunately, they tend to glitch out after a while....Then go on a murderous rampage.

Imagine that happening on AF1 right now....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2024 08:21 PM (BpYfr)

232 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 05, 2024 07:50 PM (5p7BC)

--------------

Biden Didn't Kill Himself.

"Yenshee Baby" FTW! [h/t ZOD]

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at July 05, 2024 08:21 PM (qCacp)

233 The Chinese Admiral was a eunuch. He needed young, fertile women to colonize. He failed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July

We were invaded!!
Glad to hear someone else has read some books on the subject.
Unfortunately we are very very slowly realizing that we are going to have to deal with them again. The fucks. We fought them in 1950 and they never signed a peace treaty. Technically we may be still in a police action.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (m62GY)

234 https://tinyurl.com/3w2hkkv2
Posted by: nurse ratched

lol

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (v0R5T)

235 I knew at some point St. JMB would prevail, and you get over that little Lee-Enfield infatuation.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (/nIbP)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY ACTUAL INITIALS

....

WAIT, SHIT, IF I USE THE BEN ROETHLISBERGER SOCK NOW THIS WON'T MAKE ANY SENSE

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (BAEGB)

236 Stephanopoulos is not being a total Biden cheerleader this time.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (5fDan)

237 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

238 Back and to the right...

Posted by: Oliver Stone at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

239 "Perfessor" Squirrel

Please spare the air crew and AF staff. They were ordered onto the plane.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

240
When did I find out about what happened? When I turned on the radio at 1105 or so the next day and started listening to Limbaugh. And I freaked. "This is how you run a campaign!" or words to that effect. Trump WON??????
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

==============

There could be a whole Where Were You When You Found Out Trump Won? cultural motif. Another thing, we finally fell asleep (I passed out on the couch with the tv on) and I woke up all woozy in the early early AM. Television still playing. I flipped to MSNBC and saw Rachel Maddow's horrified face. It was then that I found out we also had the House and Senate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (lCaJd)

241 BetaCuck4Lyfe

Why should I start believing the MSM now?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (u82oZ)

242
Technically we may be still in a police action.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (m62GY)

__________

Correct. We have an armistice right now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (1Nxff)

243 R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalerts
🚨#BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

=====

Bummer

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (bR4Tq)

244 Stephanopoulos is not being a total Biden cheerleader this time.

That's because they've been told by the DNC to get rid of the guy. The fact that they'll pretend this shows they really are objective is just gravy.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)

245 I hope he shits himself and collapses with blood squirting from his eyes and expires before he can sign any pardons.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Cleanup is a bitch.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at July 05, 2024 08:24 PM (v0R5T)

246 I'm reading Dean Koontz's Frankenstein series right now. It features Victor creating an army out of his New Race, replacing key political figures with doppelgangers. Unfortunately, they tend to glitch out after a while....Then go on a murderous rampage.

Imagine that happening on AF1 right now....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2024 08:21 PM (BpYfr)

Check out Dale Brown's "Day of the Cheetah".

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:24 PM (8sMut)

247 I said for days Stuffy is a known Clintonesta, doubt much love between them, maybe not hostility but not much love

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

248 🚨#BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

Well that seals it.

Fucker must have croaked halfway through The Interview.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:24 PM (BAEGB)

249 Duncanthrax. Greetings good sir.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (m62GY)

250 "There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington"
-------------

Remain calm.

All is well!

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (njWTi)

251 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.

I'm working out how they are going to blame this on Trump.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (rHxhM)

252 🚨#BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
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It was just a Code Brown.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (Jh5b+)

253 >>> 226 Jill is a DOCTOR!!!

Thread winner...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)

SECOND!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (GPtBB)

Thirded.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (llON8)

254
Where are you privileged people watching it? I've got ABC News on an illegal internet site and Viva Frei's watch party on Rumble and it's not on yet.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (lCaJd)

255 There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

——————

Fuck

Posted by: Kamala at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (u73oe)

256 #BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe
.......

The medical emergency is now in Wilmington.

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (v0R5T)

257 242
Technically we may be still in a police action.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (m62GY)

__________

Correct. We have an armistice right now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (1Nxff)

This doesn't surprise me as much as, well, I was stationed in Korea once upon a time. Indeed, only an armistice is in place. That's a major reason why there is a DMZ across the pen.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:26 PM (8sMut)

258 Thought we wuz watchin' Weekend At Bernie's before?

HAHAHA, you ain't seen nuthin' yet!

Posted by: Deep State at July 05, 2024 08:26 PM (njWTi)

259 https://tinyurl.com/3w2hkkv2

Posted by: nurse ratched

Looks like they cut halfway through too change his diapers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:26 PM (GPtBB)

260 Can’t hide the decline.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2024 08:26 PM (iWSaD)

261 Well that seals it.

Fucker must have croaked halfway through The Interview.

Well, we always wanted to see who is his body double. They have a few days to finish up the cosmetic surgery.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (rHxhM)

262 They must have told him to blink. He is a blinking fool.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (p4NUW)

263 >>> 251 Biden is reportedly having a medical emergency on AF1 right now. Press access has been removed.
==
I'm working out how they are going to blame this on Trump.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (rHxhM)

If Biden has a medical emergency, you may infer a conspiracy between OrangeManBad and Poo Tin.

Posted by: Judge Merchan, I am da law at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (llON8)

264 This interview is the knife in the back.

Joe is done.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (q7hip)

265 🚨#BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024
Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

I mean, it's not a medical emergency if he's already posthumous and on the way to being humus.

And the plane had to land eventually.

...

I don't really give a shit either way, really, i just want to ostentatiously display my disrespect for the fucking pervert and my lack of concern for his continued existence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (BAEGB)

266
The medical emergency is now in Wilmington.
Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM (v0R5T)

__________

Please tell me they tossed him into the limo like a sack of manure.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (1Nxff)

267 White House has a one word interview assessment per ABC: Strong

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (5fDan)

268 So, the public at best is left with the impression that the people who said he was "fine" for 3 and a half years, are now told by the same people he's gotta step down e.g. "I love Joe Biden! But ...." But wait! There's more.

He's totally fine tonight, too. False alarm.

Who put out the rumor he was playing another episode of double vision anyway? They could do this every day.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (XDSQR)

269 BREAKING: There is no medical emergency on Air Force One, despite numerous reports claiming otherwise. As President Joe Biden landed back in Delaware around 7:30 this evening and is now at home in Wilmington
5:20 PM · Jul 5, 2024

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at July 05, 2024 08:22 PM (9aVck)

He's dead.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (GPtBB)

270 I love JMB. PBUH.
IT'S THAT GEE RAND FUCKER WHO NEEDS SLAPPING.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (m62GY)

271 May I be of some assistance?

Posted by: Dr. Herbert West at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (6gW4D)

272 Those capybaras are so to something. Call the National Guard immediately.

Posted by: tankdemon at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (VSht7)

273 218 Third aneurysm's the charm.
Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:19 PM (v0R5T)

Three?

Posted by: Laura Branigan at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (8sMut)

274 Joe is resting comfortably on Beach Lounge Chair One.

Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (iWSaD)

275 u82oZ)

240
When did I find out about what happened? When I turned on the radio at 1105 or so the next day and started listening to Limbaugh. And I freaked. "This is how you run a campaign!" or words to that effect. Trump WON??????
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

==============

There could be a whole Where Were You When You Found Out Trump Won? cultural motif. Another thing, we finally fell asleep (I passed out on the couch with the tv on) and I woke up all woozy in the early early AM. Television still playing. I flipped to MSNBC and saw Rachel Maddow's horrified face. It was then that I found out we also had the House and Senate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (lCaJd
Wasn’t it great? And I left Corsicana thinking Hellary would steal it.

Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

276 Nice safe interview with no mistakes if not a ball of energy either

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (fwDg9)

277
Ah, so the non-cord-cutters are having their moment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (lCaJd)

278 hite House has a one word interview assessment per ABC: Strong

In other news, they characterized the landing of the Hindenburg as "rad, man", and "nailed it".

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (xCA6C)

279
OUR TOP STORY:

Biden Not Dead

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

280 Yassir Arafat is also not experiencing medical emergencies and is in stable condition.

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (gKWVE)

281 260 Can’t hide the decline.
Posted by: 13times at July 05, 2024 08:26 PM (iWSaD

Wanna bet?

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (8sMut)

282 He's dead.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (GPtBB)

=====

Oooh don't tease....

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (bR4Tq)

283 Three?
Posted by: Laura Branigan at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (8sMut)

You make me lose my self control.

Posted by: Branigan at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (ufFY8)

284 >>> 278 hite House has a one word interview assessment per ABC: Strong
==
In other news, they characterized the landing of the Hindenburg as "rad, man", and "nailed it".
Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (xCA6C)

Won't PAC Down!

Posted by: ABC at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (llON8)

285 254. Direct TV . Recorded at 8pm and replaying it now. Five minutes and Biden is trying to tell us he did ten events in a row after the debate, including some at 2am.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (c4+La)

286 Hello, NZ Frank.

I bought a 1943 BSA Co. Mk III SMLE just a few months ago; and AOP got a 1907 bayonet to me for it he'd picked up a while ago.

Once Weasel's katana epic is done, I'll be sending him some photos of my new items.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (Jh5b+)

287 There could be a whole Where Were You When You Found Out Trump Won?
On a golf vacation with the missus, a couple's tournament. The morning after, there was a big group of obviously distraught lefties at one table. Missus and I sat at another, reading the room. In comes a couple we'd never met before, but the smiles on the faces told us they were MAGA. We motioned them over, and had the best breakfast ever.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (XMwZJ)

288 It was then that I found out we also had the House and Senate.

But immediately lost both once McConnell and Ryan were made "leaders" of the Stupid Party.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (rHxhM)

289 279
OUR TOP STORY:

Biden Not Dead
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (/

Poke him.

To be sure.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (q7hip)

290 There could be a whole Where Were You When You Found Out Trump Won? cultural motif. Another thing, we finally fell asleep (I passed out on the couch with the tv on) and I woke up all woozy in the early early AM. Television still playing. I flipped to MSNBC and saw Rachel Maddow's horrified face. It was then that I found out we also had the House and Senate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:23 PM (lCaJd)

The thing I remember the most is how CNN (and the other networks) refused to call some big states like Pennsylvania, Florida, and Ohio until they had no other choice. It had me seething.

Four years later they were calling Arizona by 10 eastern.

Pricks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (6ydKt)

291 280 Yassir Arafat is also not experiencing medical emergencies and is in stable condition.
Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (gKWVE)

Ah, that's what it's called now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (8sMut)

292
Well then, will Morning Joe, the NY Times Editorial Board, and Abigail Disney all reconsider?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (lCaJd)

293 Tinkerbull have two word interview assessment: Strong stench

Posted by: Tinkerbull at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

294 Well I am convinced he is on the top of his game! After all, he debated Trump 28 times and won them all!

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (p4NUW)

295 Joe is resting comfortably on Beach Lounge Chair One.
Posted by: 13times
.......

Rigor mortis

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (v0R5T)

296 Bob@NSA:

just fooling about
no need to send a 'team'

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (/7KEl)

297 To defuse damaging questions Old Joe can no longer laugh or chuckle. He can only briefly smile.

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (5fDan)

298 Five minutes and Biden is trying to tell us he did ten events in a row after the debate, including some at 2am.

Events = "involuntary bowel movements"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (rHxhM)

299 OUR TOP STORY:

Biden Not Dead
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (/

Poke him.

To be sure.

With a Bangalore Torpedo.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (xCA6C)

300 >>> 287 There could be a whole Where Were You When You Found Out Trump Won?
On a golf vacation with the missus, a couple's tournament. The morning after, there was a big group of obviously distraught lefties at one table. Missus and I sat at another, reading the room. In comes a couple we'd never met before, but the smiles on the faces told us they were MAGA. We motioned them over, and had the best breakfast ever.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (XMwZJ)

That phrase would mean something else entirely for most leftists...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:31 PM (llON8)

301 Fucker says he was exhausted and had a bad cold.

Lol

He also said he doesn't think he researched the debate.

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

302 The Hindenburg had a mostly intact landing.

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (8sMut)

303 Biden is very orange.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (c4+La)

304 Hey again, Joey. They got a lunch spread out in the back room. Bags of ice and aloe in the infirmary. Might as well ditch that belt and those pants now. I hope you like pineapple.

Oh, and don't forget to sign in.

Posted by: John McCain at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (BAEGB)

305 279
OUR TOP STORY:

Biden Not Dead
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:29 PM (/

Poke him.

To be sure.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
......

with a cattle prod

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (v0R5T)

306 OK it has started.

Biden sure likes to show his dentures

Same dentist as AOC?

Posted by: Obseravational Miklos at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (XIkHl)

307 Stroke. Biden is incapacitated....but not dead yet.

The Dems are imploding.

*gets popcorn*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (GPtBB)

308 >There could be a whole Where Were You When You Found Out Trump Won?
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right here, following along in real time Election Night
I couldn't believe it

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (/7KEl)

309 262 They must have told him to blink. He is a blinking fool.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (Jh5b+)

310 He also said he doesn't think he researched the debate.

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (ufFY

Well he only had a week to prep, and most of that was spent going over "standing upright".

Cut the guy some slack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (BAEGB)

311 Stroke. Biden is incapacitated....but not dead yet.

Has he said if he'd like to go for a walk?

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (xCA6C)

312 Wasn’t it great? And I left Corsicana thinking Hellary would steal it.
Posted by: Eromero at July 05, 2024 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

=====

I went to bed 100% convinced they were going to suddenly find enough ballots to drag her over the finish line. Got up the next morning and husband just said, "he won."

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (bR4Tq)

313 >>> 306 OK it has started.

Biden sure likes to show his dentures

Same dentist as AOC?
Posted by: Obseravational Miklos at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (XIkHl)

My teeth are real!

...except for the ones that got knocked out when I was murdered 78 times on January 6th.

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (llON8)

314 So we're clear.

The job that requires top performance and clear, critical thinking is being done by the guy who was sidelined for a week with a cold and couldn't wake up enough to answer scripted replies to softball questions.

If he can't do an interview, how the FUCK is he running the country?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (q7hip)

315 Saw some clip of AOC bouncing around on stage.

Have we seen that godless commie's tits yet?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (ufFY8)

316 Biden claims he gets cognitive tests every day.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (c4+La)

317 Tinkerbull have two word interview assessment: Strong stench

Maybe the interviewer and staff applied that stuff under their noses used when investigating "discovered decaying corpse" sites so that they can mask the old man stool smell.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (rHxhM)

318
My teeth are real!

...except for the ones that got knocked out when I was murdered 78 times on January 6th.

By Beau.

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

319 -.. .. . / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- .-.-.- / ... .- ...- . / .- -- . .-. .. -.-. .- --..-- / .--- --- . .-.-.-

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

320 OUR TOP STORY:

Biden Not Dead
Posted by: Don Black

Just Mostly Dead?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ)

321 Biden can’t remember if he rewatched disastrous debate, blames ‘bad cold’ for poor performance: ABC interview

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (/7KEl)

322 I wonder if they are spray tanning him because otherwise he would be white as a ghost

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (fwDg9)

323 Biden claims he gets cognitive tests every day.

Dr Jill teases him with that laser cat toy?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:35 PM (rHxhM)

324 It's a good thing our military leaders are so sharp and prepared, otherwise Poo Tin or Winnie the Xi might get ideas right about now.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:35 PM (llON8)

325 Biden claims he gets cognitive tests every day.
----------

Like this?

"Hey, Joe. G'mornin'. What's your name?"

Posted by: JQ at July 05, 2024 08:35 PM (njWTi)

326 Well he only had a week to prep, and most of that was spent going over "standing upright".

Cut the guy some slack.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (BAEGB)

Stupid autocorrect.
I meant "rewatched", not "researched".

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 05, 2024 08:35 PM (ufFY8)

327 262 They must have told him to blink. He is a blinking fool.
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Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+)
.......

Is that the radio message he picks up on the steel plates in his head?

Posted by: wth at July 05, 2024 08:35 PM (v0R5T)

328
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Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 08:33 PM (Jh5b+)

You read my mind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:35 PM (GPtBB)

329 316 Biden claims he gets cognitive tests every day.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (c4+La)

Ok Joe. Put the toothpaste on the brush now.

Good job!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (q7hip)

330 Biden suggests only GOD can get him out of the 2024 race

President Joe Biden suggested that only God would get him to exit the 2024 presidential race.

'If the Lord almighty comes down I might do that,' he told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos when asked what it might take for him to step down.

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)

331 My take he said he doesn't need to be really tested because he is tested by the world daily

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (fwDg9)

332 Gol dang Biden getting Epsteined.already..
He definitely knows where the bodies are buried..

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It! /George Carlins Pencil at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (7NPdn)

333 226 Jill is a DOCTOR!!!

Thread winner...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at July 05, 2024 08:17 PM (XMwZJ)

SECOND!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:20 PM (GPtBB)

Thirded.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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An AOS instant classic. Well done, screaming in digital.

Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (41CYW)

334 So, no medical emergency. Well, one that didn't kill him anyway. I feel like that guy at the end of HBO's 'Chernobyl' where he says he didn't believe anything coming out of the Kremlin. That's where we are now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (wh7vU)

335 Mister President! Joe! Head towards the light!

Posted by: Kamala at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (SYTee)

336 If true, what a fitting end for the piece of shit.

The world laughs and mocks your televised dumbassery as one, while you die unloved and unmissed on a luxury jet that isn't yours and never was.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (BAEGB)

337
Stroke. Biden is incapacitated....but not dead yet.

_________

Headline from 2023?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (1Nxff)

338 Tinkerbull have two word interview assessment: Strong stench
Posted by: Tinkerbull at July 05, 2024 08:30 PM (vFG9F)

That's... that's nitpicking, isn't it?

Posted by: KJP, Press Whore at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (6gW4D)

339 Biden claims he gets cognitive tests every day.
Posted by: Jen the original a

So do I but I remember to flush.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (IG4Id)

340 Sock fail.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (ufFY8)

341 Stroke. Biden is incapacitated....but not dead yet.

The Dems are imploding.

*gets popcorn*
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:32 PM (GPtBB)

On the bright side, how many times in our lives will we see a presidential race where the CIA could easily be expected to kill any one of the three leading candidates.

Usually they just have one or none.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (H03ba)

342 Rattling off a ridiculous list of achievements he claims were because of him that he had little to do with.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (c4+La)

343 Biden can’t remember if he rewatched disastrous debate, blames ‘bad cold’ for poor performance: ABC interview
Posted by: Don Black

So then, it's logical to assume that our enemies will wait until Biden has a bad cold to attack us.

Unless of course those that we Morons consider enemies are in fact, supported and financed by the Junta.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (WXNFJ)

344 -.. .. . / .- .-.. .-. . .- -.. -.-- .-.-.- / ... .- ...- . / .- -- . .-. .. -.-. .- --..-- / .--- --- . .-.-.-

ChatGPT:
Decoded Text: “DIGITAL READY? SAVE AMERICA!”
The decoded message suggests a sense of urgency and patriotism. If you have any more messages to decode or need further assistance, feel free to ask! 🇺🇸

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (rHxhM)

345 OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT

BIDEN STLL ALIVE

Posted by: Garrett Morris, New York School for the Hard of Hearing at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (Jh5b+)

346 "My opponent is more of a senile shell of a human being than I am, dammit! I will defeat her! Er, him? Yeah, I will! defeat him!"

- Biden at his next TelePromper reading event

Posted by: Gref at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (5fDan)

347 Like this?

"Hey, Joe. G'mornin'. What's your name?"
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"Who's the President?"

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (iZbyp)

348 If the Lord almighty comes down I might do that,' he told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos when asked what it might take for him to step down.
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)

Get my Lord's Name out yo mother fucking mouf.

*pimpslap*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (BAEGB)

349 Flipping the "when did you find out?" script, the night Trump won was also the night I discovered the Ace of Spades Comment section.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (yVm7M)

350 'If the Lord almighty comes down I might do that,' he told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos when asked what it might take for him to step down

Mann tracht, un Gott lacht

Posted by: gKWVE at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (gKWVE)

351 MY SINFUL GLARE AT NOTHING HOLDS THOUGHS OF DEATH BEHIND IT SKELETONS IN MY MIND COMMENCE TEARING AT MY SANITY VESSELS IN MY BRAIN CARRY DEATH INTO MY MIND COME AND DIE WITH ME FOREVER, SHARE INSANITY

DO YOU WANNA DIE?????????????????????

THE WAVES OF BLOOD ARE RUSHING NEAR, POUNDING AT THE WALLS OF LIES TURNING OFF MY SANITY, REACHING BACK INTO MY MIND NON-RISING FROM THE GRAVE SHOWING NEW REALITY WHAT I AM WHAT I WANT I'M ONLY AFTER DEATH

Posted by: Slayer at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (8sMut)

352 >>> 330 Biden suggests only GOD can get him out of the 2024 race

President Joe Biden suggested that only God would get him to exit the 2024 presidential race.

'If the Lord almighty comes down I might do that,' he told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos when asked what it might take for him to step down.
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)

something something hubris nemesis SMITE

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (llON8)

353 For those wondering about pre moari Europeans look up Skeletons in the closet series on you tube, it's a good easy overview of things our overloads are too invested in and do not want to be made public. There is a lot of geological and archeological evidence that pre dates moari arrival circa1350 AD. Also compelling evidence in the moari own spoken lore of blonde and red haired, fair skinned people who had blue and green eyes who were here when they colonized and ethically cleansed the country.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (m62GY)

354 I don't think it worked

Politics · Trending
Dementia Joe
24.7K posts

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (IG4Id)

355 The president cited Trump speaking over the muted microphone as a reason for his ‘bad night’

Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (/7KEl)

356 That's not hyperbole.

Most syllables used in a word so far.

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (ufFY8)

357 Unknown Drip Under Pressure

Up your skill level in Morse Code.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:39 PM (u82oZ)

358 He's "tsk ng on Putin"

Lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:39 PM (ufFY8)

359 If he can't do an interview, how the FUCK is he running the country?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 05, 2024 08:34 PM (q7hip)

I’m pretty sure Biden foggily believes his entire job is to get the daily intelligence briefing, eat lunch with Kamala sometimes, go to the occasional event for a few hours and at least once or twice a week read off whatever his staff dreamed up on notecards or a teleprompter to some people somewhere.

Kinda like Obama’s schedule actually, only his was a little more energetic and coherent.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:39 PM (6ydKt)

360 345 OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT

BIDEN STLL ALIVE
Posted by: Garrett Morris, New York School for the Hard of Hearing at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (Jh5b+)

Not heading to our party I guess.

Posted by: Oingo Boingo at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (8sMut)

361 Hoarse whispering, stuttering now.

Yikes.

Wtf.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (ufFY8)

362 >>> 348
==
Get my Lord's Name out yo mother fucking mouf.

*pimpslap*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (BAEGB)

See? Another excellent newsletter provider here at AoS.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (llON8)

363 something something hubris nemesis SMITE

But only with a suspended piano.

https://tinyurl.com/bd88k6ce

Posted by: Archimedes at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (xCA6C)

364 Nood mushbrain

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 05, 2024 08:40 PM (cOq4q)

365 Ok boys, roll the tanks. Stop when you get to the Atlantic.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (u73oe)

366
Please tell me they tossed him into the limo like a sack of manure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM (1Nxff)

It's worked before.
--Hillary

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (UcAQV)

367 Usually they just have one or none.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 05, 2024 08:37 PM (H03ba)

I cant wait to hear the (Epstein) propoganda.

"He slipped on a bar if soap and hit his head on the toilet, and his brains fell out".

'He was cutting vegetables, slipped on a banana peel and fell on the knife...25 times."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (GPtBB)

368 President Joe Biden suggested that only God would get him to exit the 2024 presidential race.

Careful what you wish for, Choo Choo.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (ufFY8)

369 Has someone let him know that Michael Foot became PM?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (8sMut)

370 "I take responsibility for my debate performance, it was my fault. Me. Now let tell you about the 25 reasons it wasn't my fault."

Posted by: JoKe Biden at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (qUkBO)

371 286 HI Andy. Nice rifle. Have fun with it.

Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (m62GY)

372 Vlad Putin

T-55s won't get far. Russia is not the threat. China is.

But I'd loan Taiwan about 5 nukes, to keep the peace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:42 PM (u82oZ)

373 Biden can’t remember if he rewatched disastrous debate, blames ‘bad cold’ for poor performance: ABC interview
Posted by: Don Black

Oh, HE gets a pass for a bad cold, does he??? FFS!!@!

Posted by: Rick Perry at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (6gW4D)

374 Well done, screaming in digital.
Posted by: scampydog at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (41CYW)
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Thanks yall

Posted by: screaming in digital at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (iZbyp)

375 Duncanthrax. Greetings good sir.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:25 PM

And salutations to you, sir!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (/nIbP)

376 It probably worked enough they won't try and cap him immediately.
It's best he is around until the convention

Posted by: Skip at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (fwDg9)

377 I cant wait to hear the (Epstein) propoganda.

"He slipped on a bar if soap and hit his head on the toilet, and his brains fell out".

'He was cutting vegetables, slipped on a banana peel and fell on the knife...25 times."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 05, 2024 08:41 PM (GPtBB)

It happens. My husband forked himself to death in an epileptic seizure. Honest!

Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (8sMut)

378 Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:38 PM (m62GY)

I’ll check it out. I dig this kinda stuff. Thanks.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (6ydKt)

379 Trump lied twenty eight times. Told people to inject bleach. Lost more jobs than any other president. Wants to give breaks to big pharma to raise drug prices.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:44 PM (c4+La)

380 Reports from White House Pool Reporters say a heavily bruised and blood-covered man resembling Joe's personal quack doctor, Dr. O'Connor, was dragged out of the West Wing moments ago and pushed into the trunk of a car with FBI plates that then speeded-off towards the nearest bridge over the Potomac.

Posted by: Gref, channeling Hunter S. Thompson at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (5fDan)

381 NZFrank, I am suspicious of those dates. 4K YA was the middle bronze age, and when the Hittites were at their best. China was figuring out chariots I think.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 08:45 PM (D7oie)

382 -.-- -.-- --..

Posted by: Professor Neil E. Peart, world renowned Canadian poet and percussionist (1952-2020) at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (8sMut)

383 HI Andy. Nice rifle. Have fun with it.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2
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I hope so although the ammo for it is pretty dear!

And I like that it looks right for both World Wars although I don't intend doing any military reenacting with it.

Posted by: andycanuck (Jh5b+) at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (Jh5b+)

384 Kindltot

The original inhabitants to Japan?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 05, 2024 08:46 PM (u82oZ)

385 It happens. My husband forked himself to death in an epileptic seizure. Honest!
Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 05, 2024 08:43 PM (8sMut)

Wow.
Terrible way to go.
I’m sorry.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (6ydKt)

386 'If the Lord almighty comes down I might do that,' he told ABC News' George Stephanopoulos when asked what it might take for him to step down.
Posted by: Don Black at July 05, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)
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God doesn't like being mocked.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (BpYfr)

387 379 Trump lied twenty eight times. Told people to inject bleach. Lost more jobs than any other president. Wants to give breaks to big pharma to raise drug prices.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:44 PM (c4+La)

TRUMP SAID "PUSSY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: U.S. Media at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)

388 Damn, Amanda Righetti is HAWT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (v6JzV)

389 God doesn't like being mocked.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at July 05, 2024 08:47 PM (BpYfr)

Because that is insolence, which is a very serious offense.

Posted by: His Majesty The Shahinshah at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (8sMut)

390 IT'S THAT GEE RAND FUCKER WHO NEEDS SLAPPING.
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at July 05, 2024 08:27 PM

I'm at a loss to interpret this, other then perhaps you are not 100% aligned with the observation that Lt. General George S. Patton (who is arguably far more authoritative than that wanker Monty) wrote, to wit: “In my opinion, the M-1 Rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised.”

Is that a fair summation?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (/nIbP)

391 Stephanopoulis has been tasked with trying to talk Biden to step down.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (c4+La)

392 . . . though there might have been an hour or so back, who knows, we weren't paying attention

Posted by: Kindltot at July 05, 2024 08:49 PM (D7oie)

393 Just got done visiting parliament.uk.

Rishi Sunak, you blithering fucking idiot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 05, 2024 08:50 PM (8sMut)

394 I'm at a loss to interpret this, other then perhaps you are not 100% aligned with the observation that Lt. General George S. Patton (who is arguably far more authoritative than that wanker Monty) wrote, to wit: “In my opinion, the M-1 Rifle is the greatest battle implement ever devised.”

Is that a fair summation?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 05, 2024 08:48 PM (/nIbP)

Hey! Market Garden was MY idea!!!

Posted by: Monty at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (8sMut)

395 Biden Nood.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at July 05, 2024 08:52 PM (cOq4q)

396 President Trump is a liar! Now let me lie about what he said in the very next breath.

His breathing was very labored.

Posted by: Piper at July 05, 2024 08:54 PM (p4NUW)

397 Hey! Market Garden was MY idea!!!
Posted by: Monty at July 05, 2024 08:51 PM (8sMut)
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You do know that it's just been revealed that a Communist faggot fuck in the Brit government [not Philby but a different one] told the fucking Germans the plan 48 hours in advance because Stalin was afraid that if it was too successful, that he wouldn't be able to take over Eastern Europe, don't you?

Posted by: Kasserine Pass at July 05, 2024 08:55 PM (Jh5b+)

398 *checks to make sure that Peter III didn’t die from excessive forkage, and realizes he supposedly died of colitis after the coup*

*feels less like an idiot now*

Posted by: SpeakingOf at July 05, 2024 08:59 PM (6ydKt)

399 Not watching anything re Biden.

WatchyYouTube videos of Amanda Righetti, who is HAWT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at July 05, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

400 271
'May I be of some assistance?
Posted by: Dr. Herbert West'

Ha! I was just thinking of you when I was wondering what dangerous stimulants were left for FJB to get through the 2nd debate.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at July 05, 2024 09:34 PM (3wi/L)

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