"Just Stop Oil" Terrrorists Vandalize 7,000+ Year old Monument of Stonehenge

Just stop oil protestors damage Stonehenge 😭
pic.twitter.com/HSQvfWIdNh
— Stonehenge U.K (@ST0NEHENGE) June 19, 2024

The organization admits that it is a conspirator in the plot to deface an irreplaceable, unrepairable monument from the Iron Age:

The orange cornflour we used will soon wash away with the rain, but the urgent need for effective government action to mitigate the catastrophic consequences of the climate and ecological crisis will not.
— Just Stop Oil (@JustStop_Oil) June 19, 2024

That means the entire leadership of Just Stop Oil can and should be prosecuted for conspiracy to commit a felony.

Stonehenge is protected by the ancient monuments act and it is a criminal offence to damage the Stones. There are also multiple rare lichen species growing on the stones that are also protected. Expect a prison sentence. 😡 https://t.co/4sFprTUwUi
— Stonehenge U.K (@ST0NEHENGE) June 19, 2024

Will they?

Well, the "Conservatives" are running the UK government, so... no.

The UK "Conservatives" treat the left as being honest, virtuous, and possessed of the truth -- that's why they never prosecute their thugs, rioters, and vandals. The UK "Conservatives" think the left is right and think they should be allowed to bully the population as they please in the name of Justice.

This party can't die fast enough, but it'll be almost dead on July 4, when I think the elections will be held.

Maybe July 4 will become remembered as a day of liberation in the UK, too.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:04 PM

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1 Disgusting

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2024 01:04 PM (FQmDC)

2 Howdy

Posted by: browndog enjoying the cool weather at June 19, 2024 01:04 PM (TTAGa)

3
We, um, now, no, stop that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 01:04 PM (CkGvt)

4 I'm pretty sure that Stonehenge was built before the Iron Age.

Posted by: LazyGepid at June 19, 2024 01:06 PM (oiYMF)

5 I like the theory that Just Stop Oil is a false flag operation sponsored by the oil companies to destroy the reputation of environmentalism.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 01:06 PM (uxCna)

6 UK Conservatives = GOPe

They are the same...

losers

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2024 01:06 PM (53oGX)

7
Built during the Glitter Age.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 01:06 PM (MoZTd)

8 Much like with antifa, if you treated enviro-terrorist groups like Al Qaeda, or hell The Proud Boys, you'd end up arresting the leaders of the leftwing parties in the US and Europe because they are directing their activities.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:07 PM (oZhjI)

9 eh, let them destroy it, at this point it's their heritage and history and i no longer have a fuck to give about what they do to themselves.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 19, 2024 01:07 PM (nXhwP)

10 Where are the soccer hooligans when you need them?

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:07 PM (SHMXB)

11 Good for that one woman

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 01:07 PM (Akjoo)

12 >>>4 I'm pretty sure that Stonehenge was built before the Iron Age.

I dunno, I just did a quick wikipedia look-up. I thought it was older, too.

Posted by: Guy who thinks people have no respect for traditions at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (KRtlO)

13 Go "Blood Eagle" on them.

Posted by: at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (SB1gs)

14 That's like asking a bear to stop eating your kayak.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (63Dwl)

15 Proper punishment: Drop a megalith on each of them. Eye for an eye, a stone for a stone.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (ynpvh)

16 UK Conservatives = GOPe

They are the same...

losers

Yes, but Nigel Farage is the British Trump. The right will become more powerful than it has been in ages.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (xCA6C)

17 Lichen destroyers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (qZEuM)

18 I wonder if they realize they share much in common with the Taliban… destroying priceless historic artifacts

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (SlNuN)

19 Somehow the "angry face emoji" just seems to undercut the severity of the threat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (BpZ5k)

20 UK Conservatives = GOPe

UK "Conservatives" accept the global warming hoax, have done nothing to stop Third World migration into Britain, and have allowed Jews to be driven from the streets of London on Saturdays when the massive pro-Hamas demonstrations take place.

So what's their point, again?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (uxCna)

21 Nothing says "we oppose fossil fuels and not humanity in general" like...destroying one of the most famous artifacts made by people before the discovery of fossil fuels.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (oZhjI)

22 Should've sacrificed those two motherfuckers right then and there.

Posted by: Sometimes old ways are best ways at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (mIzto)

23 F the UK; the Queen has passed.

It gave us Yemen born Christopher Steel who's still stirring political pots.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (NFX2v)

24 Lichen subscribe.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (xCA6C)

25 The orange cornflour we used will soon wash away with the rain, but the urgent need for effective government action to mitigate the catastrophic consequences of the climate and ecological crisis will not.
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Cornflour was a bad dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (d04cU)

26 Force them to give up the use anything of containing any part made with petroleum products.

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (FQmDC)

27 So is dumping orange cornflour on pride murals ok? Asking for a friend in Florida.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (qUkBO)

28 You know what else is a crime?

The fact there weren't men there ready and willing to beat the ever living shit out of these people.

Ask your Vice President, they won't stop (and she thinks they shouldn't), in part because there aren't enough men left to stop them.

At some point you must defend your nation, with blood. And death.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (b1cZA)

29 I wonder what Brit is for bubba? Because that twerp probably will find out he's not really cut out for prison in a hurry.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (tT6L1)

30 Lichen destroyers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They're mossters.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (v6JzV)

31 That means the entire leadership of Just Stop Oil can and should be prosecuted for conspiracy to commit a felony.
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LOL. Sure.

And while we're in fantasy land, I'd like a(n) _______.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (d04cU)

32 Howdy Ace, Horde

They attacked Stonehenge? Man, Spinal Tap is gonna be PISSED.

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (JcnCJ)

33 Ironically, Stonehenge is solar powered.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (SYTee)

34 Fuck the rest of that crowd. Give the lady a medal.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (SHMXB)

35 9 eh, let them destroy it, at this point it's their heritage and history and i no longer have a fuck to give about what they do to themselves.

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 19, 2024 01:07 PM (nXhwP)

No, they're destroying OUR heritage. It's like Mao during the Cultural revolution with the destruction of books. Of Qi Huangdi and the destuction of all books before his rule. Destroy the past, so that there is no anchor for the present. Create a whole new mythos that supports Leftist groupthink. We've always been at war with EastAsia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (ynpvh)

36 time was, you could rent Stonehenge for bar mitzvahs and birthday parties

but one year, a wedding reception went off the rails and devolved into gunplay, and that was that

Posted by: Don Black- I like things that are great at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (/7KEl)

37 so you were right, it's older than 2,700 years. It's over 7,000 years.

First I wrote 10,000 years and thought I should look that up. So I did a quick google and saw 700 bc, which seemed not very long ago. But the 700 bc referred to some fort being built nearby.

Apparently it was built around 5000 BC.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (KRtlO)

38 Snipe the miscreants. Leave the bodies lay where they fall. Put up a sign next to their bones.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (OuWLw)

39 I share the outrage, but I find it funny that this is the first time in history that conservatives care about rare lichens.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (MvF+J)

40 5 I like the theory that Just Stop Oil is a false flag operation sponsored by the oil companies to destroy the reputation of environmentalism.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 01:06 PM (uxCna)

Huh. What's that question - what would they do differently if they actually were?

Posted by: Nah, they're just destructive fuckheads at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (mIzto)

41 To be fair, Iron Age Brittania was pretty much on a technological par with Bronze Age everywhere else.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (BpZ5k)

42 Puny simps. A real man would have knocked the stones over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (nOjd9)

43 The UK "Conservatives" treat the left as being honest, virtuous, and possessed of the truth -- that's why they never prosecute their thugs, rioters, and vandals. The UK "Conservatives" think the left is right and think they should be allowed to bully the population as they please in the name of Justice.

This party can't die fast enough, but it'll be almost dead on July 4, when I think the elections will be held.
++++
Opposition parties the world over behave like this. They are all the GOP.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (d04cU)

44
The fact there weren't men there ready and willing to beat the ever living shit out of these people.

Enviro-protestors get a slap on the wrist and then go home to their mansions.

Normies that stop enviro-protestors? They get prison time.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (oZhjI)

45 17 Lichen destroyers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (qZEuM)

I'm not lichen these comments. I'll moss them over.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (ynpvh)

46 Need to create a new prison system for these brain dead triggly puffs. They get to live in caves. They will have to learn how to make fire, forage and hunt. Complete isolation from the modern world. Wonder what the survival rate would be?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (PoLl4)

47
So what's their point, again?
Posted by: The ARC of History!

They know which fork to use at dinner parties.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (MoZTd)

48 Lichen destroyers.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

They're mossters.

Let the fungus begin.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (xCA6C)

49 >>>They attacked Stonehenge? Man, Spinal Tap is gonna be PISSED.

stonehenge was built by a people known as the Druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (KRtlO)

50 Dey dawnt know who dey ahh, o' what dey're doin.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wzAuc)

51 Maybe July 4 will become remembered as a day of liberation in the UK, too.
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Maybe. Or Labour and its British "deep state" adjuncts are exactly like here. I dunno.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (d04cU)

52 And while we're in fantasy land, I'd like a(n) _______.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (d04cU)

A WHAT??!! And on JUNETEENTH??!!

Posted by: Randy Marsh, you silly sod at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (mIzto)

53 "Don't arrest us, it was just a futile and meaningless gesture!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (BpZ5k)

54
To be fair, Iron Age Brittania was pretty much on a technological par with Bronze Age everywhere else.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (BpZ5k)

Their dentistry stayed there.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (MoZTd)

55 To be fair, Iron Age Brittania was pretty much on a technological par with Bronze Age everywhere else.

I don't think so barbarian

Posted by: Some Roman stabbing Bronze age peasants with his iron tipped spear at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (oZhjI)

56 37 so you were right, it's older than 2,700 years. It's over 7,000 years.

First I wrote 10,000 years and thought I should look that up. So I did a quick google and saw 700 bc, which seemed not very long ago. But the 700 bc referred to some fort being built nearby.

Apparently it was built around 5000 BC.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM (KRtlO)

Göbekli Tepe is older, at about 10-12Kyrs

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

57 I would urge mercy.

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (KRtlO)

58 Need to create a new prison system for these brain dead triggly puffs. They get to live in caves. They will have to learn how to make fire, forage and hunt. Complete isolation from the modern world. Wonder what the survival rate would be?
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (PoLl4)
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Why give them a colony?

Build several copies of the Farm at Angola. Make them work.

The penal colony should be used for illegals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (d04cU)

59 That is the lamest 'activism' I have ever seen. They're shooting fire extinguishers at rocks. How brave, how consequential.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (Rfq0b)

60 Stoneheads hit Stonehedge

Posted by: Son of Dad at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (8JB5s)

61
The earliest construction there dates to about 3100BC. The latest part is around 1600 BC.

According to the mainstream archaeology, of course. We all know it was aliens....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (w6EFb)

62 >>> Maybe July 4 will become remembered as a day of liberation in the UK, too.

More likely to celebrate the day one pluckey little town manged to hold on to a tradition older than Stonehenge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (cOq4q)

63 Spitting on history is one thing, but those lichens were ENDANGERED, man!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:13 PM (nOjd9)

64 I was kind of hoping that big stone would fall over and add another martyr to the Church of St. Pancake started by Rachel Corrie!***

***Who was another Leftist imbecile that supported barbarity by the Gazans during the previous round of violence.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 19, 2024 01:13 PM (HlyYF)

65 I think we share a deep state with the UK. Especially the intelligence agencies....

Posted by: steevy at June 19, 2024 01:13 PM (FQmDC)

66 49 >>>They attacked Stonehenge? Man, Spinal Tap is gonna be PISSED.

stonehenge was built by a people known as the Druids. No one knows who they were, or what they were doing.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM (KRtlO)

50 Dey dawnt know who dey ahh, o' what dey're doin.
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2024 01:11 PM

---

Hive mind.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2024 01:13 PM (wzAuc)

67 effective government action

I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 19, 2024 01:13 PM (17s+e)

68 If these puss cookie Brits had any balls at all, they would taken a D11 Cat out there and plowed the damn sacred rock pile into the moors.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (pohLc)

69 >> Should've sacrificed those two motherfuckers right then and there.

Sunrise on the solstice aligns along an axis that passes through what they call the Slaughter Stone.

Put it to its proper purpose.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (w6EFb)

70 I hope this summons the aliens who swoop down and laser blast these idiots into orange cornstarch. And I hope the ufos are powered by petrol.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (pZEOD)

71 The earliest construction there dates to about 3100BC. The latest part is around 1600 BC.

According to the mainstream archaeology, of course. We all know it was aliens....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:12 PM (w6EFb)

Always reminds me of the blue collar guy who spent his entire retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete blocks) all by himself.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (SHMXB)

72 So, this is supposed to be a hit piece on Trump. And this publication is rabid anti-conservative.

But the same vile cow that tried to gin up the hit piece on Alito via secret recording did the same to Rodgers Stone.

It's a dumb "Trump is deliberately trying to delay his trial and that is bad " Scholastic Reader for Retards.

But, read it as Stone hints Team Trump ain't dicking around this time regarding fraud.
Something a lot here claim he isn't doing.

https://l.smartnews.com/p-qF3MZ/qXp9Oy

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (M8j2e)

73 The neatest thing about the late insanity, when all these expert teenagers who have got it all figgered out try to show the uptight and not outta sight old bastards we just ain't doin' it right, they never seem to be able to demonstrate any success, even as a test pilot project on a small scale.

Spahn Ranch was not a good example of communal living. Surely they can make an "Oil Free" existence quite comfortable and something to be emulated, no?

I see no difference when demands are made for cities to start purchasing rechargeable snow plows and road graders. Combines. 18 wheelers. Rock crushers. City bus service.

They spend a gazillion dollars, talk about "going green", and then .... Do they work? Will it scale? How about pilot cities? Choose say, Phoenix, and maybe Detroit or Buffalo. Someplace with heat, someplace with snow and subzero.

Ever try to charge a battery, any battery, at 20 below zero?

Who knows. "Our intentions are good, and a miracle will happen."

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (3kPZW)

74 The dolts with the cornflour obviously don't understand the rocks at Stonehenge are porous and will retain the flour for a long time.

Watch that stuff get moldy, ferment and the resultant alcohol kill the lichen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (tT6L1)

75 Oops.

Posted by: The dwarfs at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (2m7dr)

76 Willowed from last thread:
"255 Biden will 100% be the nominee and candidate.

The nuclear winter fallout of replacement is too risky-- not just voters offended by the bait-and-switch, but down-ticket.
---------
I think you're right and I'll go even further against conventional thought. If Trump survives to the election, the cheat machine will not be running as strong as many think.

I believe they know the fat lady has sung for this cycle and with it being too late for other viable options, they may take the L because simply salvaging FJB for 4 more years won't be considered worth it. Maybe they would the would for the JEF , but I sense major economic downturn in the works for 2025, intentional or otherwise.

They'll let Trump take the fall for all the calamity they can throw at him. They know Joe Biden for <=4 more years will destroy the Democrat party for a generation even if they find a mid 2 term replacement.

Posted by: theATL at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (GhJWt)

77 I'm inclined to say can't we start executing people again? Then I realize it would only be us executed by the Junta, not these waste of flesh.

Posted by: DAN at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (rn2/h)

78 The earliest construction there dates to about 3100BC. The latest part is around 1600 BC.

FUN FACT: Stonehenge is popularly associated with Druids, who were Celtic priests. But the structure pre-dates the arrival of the Celts in Britain by nearly a millenium.

The Bell Beaker dudes WAS ROBBED

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (nOjd9)

79 Happy 6 year anniversary to Greta Thunberg saying we'd all be dead in 5 years.

https://tinyurl.com/mrxd22s7

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C)

80 Göbekli Tepe is older, at about 10-12Kyrs

I see this find has started to annoy the academic left.

It upsets our present theories about agriculture and urbanization so they are in unison pretending it was nothing important sort of like Kennewick Man

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (oZhjI)

81 There is a replica of Stonehenge in SW Virginia made of foam, and aptly named Foamhenge. Just FYI.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (JwHpX)

82 Just Stop Oil is the Westboro Baptist Church of the environmental movement.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (CwhoI)

83 I remember a few months ago one similar nut glued their hands to a road and IIRC whatever substance they used wasn’t gonna come off easily…. Wonder if they lost their hands or they’re still stuck in concrete. I kinda hope so…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (SlNuN)

84 These little entitled snots can't complain if someone runs them over or shots them to death. They'd be dead for one and secondly once their bodies rot they'll have no further carbon footprint. They will have died to save the planet

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (KhB32)

85 80 Göbekli Tepe is older, at about 10-12Kyrs

I see this find has started to annoy the academic left.

It upsets our present theories about agriculture and urbanization so they are in unison pretending it was nothing important sort of like Kennewick Man

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:15 PM (oZhjI)

They found remnants of beer there, so there you go folks: Beer is what made civilization!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

86 Always reminds me of the blue collar guy who spent his entire retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete blocks) all by himself.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (SHMXB)

And what did he get?
Another day older and deeper in debt!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (nOjd9)

87 But someone sat at Pelosi's stupid desk she never uses.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (lX8VI)

88 >>Puny simps. A real man would have knocked the stones over.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:10 PM

It could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (VGOMa)

89 a quote from the poof at 'just stop oiling my butt':

"Stonehenge at solstice is all about celebrating the natural world - but look at the state it's in! We all have a right to live a life free from suffering, but continued burning of oil, coal and gas is leading to death and suffering on an unparalleled scale."

maybe if he gave her fifty bucks greta would give him a reach around. or he'd say 'oh yuck a girl'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (CWTWj)

90 Why give them a colony?

Because I think the average life expectancy would be less then 3 months. Most would die from violence perpetrated by their fellow inmates. Canabilism would be a thing. Just trying to be cruel and unusual.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (PoLl4)

91 Algae and fungus have a lichen for each other.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (VGRuw)

92 the blue collar guy who spent his entire retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete blocks) all by himself.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Posted by: Sisyphus at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (2m7dr)

93 What is the worst way the Druids had for executing people? They should get it.

Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (GaoHZ)

94 Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell and the banshees live, and they do live well!

Posted by: David St. Hubbins at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

95 57 I would urge mercy.
Posted by: Clark W. Griswold

Lol!

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (NFX2v)

96 I hope this summons the aliens who swoop down and laser blast these idiots into orange cornstarch. And I hope the ufos are powered by petrol.

Best I can do is anal probing with no lube.

Posted by: Some Grey Alien giving you his best offer at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (oZhjI)

97
There is another Somethinge Tepe they found in Turkey as well, another really ancient site.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (w6EFb)

98 Who knows. "Our intentions are good, and a miracle will happen."

All those people will die. Which is good for the Earth. We will continue to live, and our phones and wifi will continue to work indefinitely.

Posted by: Climate Idiots at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (25k9m)

99 89 a quote from the poof at 'just stop oiling my butt':

"Stonehenge at solstice is all about celebrating the natural world - but look at the state it's in! We all have a right to live a life free from suffering, but continued burning of oil, coal and gas is leading to death and suffering on an unparalleled scale."

maybe if he gave her fifty bucks greta would give him a reach around. or he'd say 'oh yuck a girl'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (CWTWj)

No one's stopping you twats from not using coal, oil, and gas.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (ynpvh)

100 This only ends with bunches of purple-haired scum hanging from lampposts.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (NGa9E)

101 "But then shouldn't the bucket be on your head?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (BpZ5k)

102 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Astra 1P/SES-24 - SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral

Launch Time: 5:25 p.m. EDT, 2125 UTC, 23:25 CEST
Launch Window: 2 hours 49 minutes
Planned Orbit: Geostationary Transfer Orbit (GTO)

https://www.youtube.com/live/Q0GbUpBRyZg

Watch website for launch time changes due to wind.

Posted by: Ciampino - Space Update #07 at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (qfLjt)

103 They found remnants of beer there, so there you go folks: Beer is what made civilization!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

Yup.

Posted by: Zombie Sumerian at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (SYTee)

104 >>>81 There is a replica of Stonehenge in SW Virginia made of foam, and aptly named Foamhenge. Just FYI.

lol.

There is a Seahenge but I think it's mostly underwater.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (KRtlO)

105
The Stonehenge site was some ancient sacred site well before the modern Stonehenge.

There is some evidence going back to 8000BC. But the current Stonehenge, modern one, goes back to 3100BC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (w6EFb)

106 Because I think the average life expectancy would be less then 3 months. Most would die from violence perpetrated by their fellow inmates. Canabilism would be a thing. Just trying to be cruel and unusual.

I remember hearing a recording from CHAZ - someone had called the cops because her house was being broken into. The police dispatcher explained she couldn't send cops to help and the CHAZite was stunned...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (oZhjI)

107 have done nothing to stop Third World migration into Britain

Speaking of Thirdworldization, yesterday a driver of a propane truck got into an accident, causing a huge fire that closed the freeway in both directions running through central Portland for most of the day.

The driver, oddly enough, took off and is nowhere to be found.

I will lay long odds that the driver is an oppressed "migrant", who is hiding in the shadows until President Biden issues an executive order legalizing him.

We'll see how many days it takes the Portland authorities to release the guy's name, once they figure out who was driving the truck.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (uxCna)

108 104 Cadillac Ranch FTW.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (MvF+J)

109 93 What is the worst way the Druids had for executing people? They should get it.
Posted by: Gref at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (GaoHZ)

Licking Stonehenge clean?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (BpZ5k)

110 No one's stopping you twats from not using coal, oil, and gas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (ynpvh)
----------------

Funny these how these protesters never lead by example, only hector bully and vandalize.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

111 Zombie Boudica (sp) needs to step in.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (JLq/1)

112 96 I hope this summons the aliens who swoop down and laser blast these idiots into orange cornstarch. And I hope the ufos are powered by petrol.

Best I can do is anal probing with no lube.

Posted by: Some Grey Alien giving you his best offer at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (oZhjI)

The other day, had a kitten at the vet getting his first...temp taken. It occurs to me that aliens are just takin' temperatures and giving vaccines, just like Vets do. Gotta keep the stock healthy...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

113 Stone mover guy’s name was Wally Wallington

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (SHMXB)

114 104 >>>81 There is a replica of Stonehenge in SW Virginia made of foam, and aptly named Foamhenge. Just FYI.

lol.

There is a Seahenge but I think it's mostly underwater.
Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (KRtlO)

*Carhenge has entered the chat*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (nOjd9)

115 16 UK Conservatives = GOPe

They are the same...

losers

Yes, but Nigel Farage is the British Trump. The right will become more powerful than it has been in ages.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:08 PM (xCA6C)

It's interesting to watch, but MI6 had a hand in undermining Trump so look for the CIA to go after Farage if he really gets traction.

Posted by: Hope Solo at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (53oGX)

116 97
There is another Somethinge Tepe they found in Turkey as well, another really ancient site.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:17 PM (w6EFb)

Göbekli Tepe. Mentioned it in #56.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (ynpvh)

117 Licking Stonehenge clean?

I'm up for that challenge.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (oZhjI)

118 "Göbekli Tepe is older, at about 10-12Kyrs."

Word is the WEF wants to close it down. So what are the luciferians at the top scared of?

Posted by: callsign claymore at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (JcnCJ)

119 re 79: she got better...

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 19, 2024 01:19 PM (CWTWj)

120 And oh how they danced
The little children of Stonehenge
Beneath the haunted moon
For fear that daybreak might come too soon

And where are they now?
The little people of Stonehenge
And what would they say to us?
If we were here... tonight

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (KRtlO)

121 @105 urban renewal even then

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (KhB32)

122 I really enjoy watching these terrorists who have clothing, phones, laptops, food and transport provided by the very thing they want to outlaw.

Provable statistic: The planet cannot sustain more than 3 billion people without oil and gas. This means that well over half of the people on the planet will die within six months of banning oil.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (lTGtQ)

123 What is the worst way the Druids had for executing people? They should get it.
Posted by: Gref

They can have their hengemen carry it out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

124
Also see Edward Leedskalnin and Coral Castle.

Art Bell and the gang had a lot of fun with that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (w6EFb)

125
I would have sprayed those two idiots orange once I got the paint sprayer away from them. But then it would have been a hate crime because it IS pride month.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

126 It's almost the solstice, isn't it, when all the mushbrained Wiccans and fake Druids show up to bang drums and chant there.

Posted by: spindrift at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (OguvZ)

127 No one's stopping you twats from not using coal, oil, and gas.

Since 2003, 75% of the increase in CO2 comes from China. Perhaps they should go to Tienanmen Square and throw paint on Mao's picture. I'm sure the PRC would be impressed.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)

128 104 >>>81 There is a replica of Stonehenge in SW Virginia made of foam, and aptly named Foamhenge. Just FYI.

lol.

There is a Seahenge but I think it's mostly underwater.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM

There are Carhenges in both Nebraska and Texas.

Rednecks will leave their mark on the planet too.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

129 103 They found remnants of beer there, so there you go folks: Beer is what made civilization!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (ynpvh)

Yup.

Posted by: Zombie Sumerian at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM (SYTee)

I mean, you can't have beer without field grains, and you need fields of it to make sufficient beer, so incentive to farm.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

130
Provable statistic: The planet cannot sustain more than 3 billion people without oil and gas. This means that well over half of the people on the planet will die within six months of banning oil.

That is the *goal* of the people directing the eco-terrorists

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (oZhjI)

131 343 Yao. There was confusion in the lodge of Sun-In-His-Hair. His chiefs had left him, and his hair was silvering with age.
"My son will take over," he said to a gathering of those last as the pipe was passed.
"You have a better son than does Bai-Den."
They looked at the fire.
One spoke, boldly. "I have loved you from the start. All the moves you have made have been for The People. The People will not forget you."
Others muttered similar smoke.
Sun-In-His-Hair heard their counsel, but not with the patience as before. He spoke.
"This old man, Bai-Den, he will live in the Big Lodge again. He will die there, likely. His..."
"The mud-woman, confused and dumb."
"Yes, the one," Sun-In-His-Hair said. "Profoundly dumb. She will laugh at a sky-burial. She has the mind of a child."
They sat, and thought.
One spoke up. A young man. "If the..."
An older man said "We must hear from the young. Speak up, so that the old can hear."
"Sun will lose because the Chinese have worked with Bai-Den."
"Now is the time to gather arrows," someone said from a far and dark corner of the lodge. "Now is the time to make jerky and gather arrows and learn to win a nation."

Posted by: ZOD at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (5HQE5)

132 Göbekli Tepe is older, at about 10-12Kyrs

I see this find has started to annoy the academic left.

I like to watch UnchartedX on this stuff. He has mentioned once that there are signs hundreds of these Tepes in Turkey. Cavemen sure had a lot of spare time.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (Rfq0b)

133 Provable statistic: The planet cannot sustain more than 3 billion people without oil and gas. This means that well over half of the people on the planet will die within six months of banning oil.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (lTGtQ)

Now you're getting it!

Posted by: WEF at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (BpZ5k)

134 >> Göbekli Tepe. Mentioned it in #56.

I didn't word that so well. This is a second "sister" site to that, called Karahan Tepe, I just looked it up to get the name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:22 PM (w6EFb)

135 Has there been any breakthroughs on who built Gobekli Tepe?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:22 PM (KhB32)

136 Since 2003, 75% of the increase in CO2 comes from China. Perhaps they should go to Tienanmen Square and throw paint on Mao's picture. I'm sure the PRC would be impressed.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (xCA6C)
---------

I know I would. In fact, I encourage Just Stop Oil to do such a thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (tT6L1)

137 I wasn't joking about Seahenge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahenge

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (KRtlO)

138 And what did he get?
Another day older and deeper in debt!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:16 PM (nOjd9)

I thought the line was: shorter of breath and one day closer to death. Roger Waters on Dark Side of the Moon

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (SlNuN)

139 Monty Python enters the chat

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (7keno)

140 I would have said Stonehenge was built in the Henge Age. By giant hengehogs.

Posted by: Are You Ready To Rock? at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (Ybyk2)

141 There is a replica of Stonehenge in SW Virginia made of foam, and aptly named Foamhenge. Just FYI.

Posted by: Weasel

Foam? Made from petroleum?

Posted by: Oak Island Narrator at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (hCzfy)

142 123 What is the worst way the Druids had for executing people? They should get it.
Posted by: Gref

They can have their hengemen carry it out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

A stoning would be appropriate.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

143 One of the oldest known pieces of writing is an ancient Sumerian beer recipe.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (SYTee)

144 Stone Henge never impressed me much.

Peru has some really excellent masonry, Cusco, Ollantaytambo, Machu Picchu, among many. Most of the really ancient stuff is with Granite, or other similar stone like Andesite, Diorite. Very hard material, and difficult to work with. What's really strange about some of the Egyptian stuff, they used single blocks of granite. Nobody does this now, it would be more or less unworkable.

Engineer types who know what they are looking at marvel at three angle internal 90 degree cuts, very precisely finished, bore drill holes. Petrie observed drill cores with spiral line cuts, the size and interval was calculated turns ratio to be 1 in 60 or roughly a tenth of an inch cut per revolution. This is very impressive for cutting into Granite. The Egyptian museum has a very fine collection of Andesite and Diorite bowls and vases made of beautiful shapes and inclusions.

I don't subscribe "it was aliens", but these engineering feats are not explainable with the current accepted archaeology, so they ignore it completely. That's why hucksters will start selling books on all sorts of wacked out theories. The vacuum is there for quack science to fill.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (3kPZW)

145 We are coming for you.

Posted by: Druids at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (AbL8c)

146 No one's stopping you twats from not using coal, oil, and gas.

During the Obamacare debate I argued with any number of leftists that if they believed "healthcare is a right" there was nothing stopping them from starting a healthcare collective and sharing costs.

The answer I always got? BUT THEN I CAN'T MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT.

And hear its the same problem - they want YOU forced to pay for their green energy crap. Oh, and to be denied access to fossil fuels ASAP while they get to wait for that promised green energy...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (oZhjI)

147 Foamhenge kicks Carhenge's ass.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (JwHpX)

148 You know, Norm, stone hinges aren't manufactured anymore. Today all hinges are made of metal, like iron. Or pewter.

Posted by: Cliff Clavin at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (RrtnN)

149 125
I would have sprayed those two idiots orange once I got the paint sprayer away from them. But then it would have been a hate crime because it IS pride month.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

Orange is part of the rainbow. See? Gays should support Orange Man.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

150 140 I would have said Stonehenge was built in the Henge Age. By giant hengehogs.
Posted by: Are You Ready To Rock? at June

How long did you giggle to yourself with this? 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:24 PM (pZEOD)

151 128 104 >>>81 There is a replica of Stonehenge in SW Virginia made of foam, and aptly named Foamhenge. Just FYI.

lol.

There is a Seahenge but I think it's mostly underwater.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:18 PM

There are Carhenges in both Nebraska and Texas.

Rednecks will leave their mark on the planet too.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

Replica in Maryhill, Washington, as well.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 19, 2024 01:24 PM (VGRuw)

152 130
Provable statistic: The planet cannot sustain more than 3 billion people without oil and gas. This means that well over half of the people on the planet will die within six months of banning oil.

That is the *goal* of the people directing the eco-terrorists

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:21 PM (oZhjI)

To bad the eco-nuts don't just kill themselves off and "Save" Gaia.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:24 PM (ynpvh)

153 Next these crazy anarchists will target The World's Largest Teapot, drastically overplaying their hand:
roadsideamerica.com/story/11259

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (MvF+J)

154 Shit like this will cease if/when the perps are beaten senseless, put in prison for a dozen years or both.

This is what I think is the problem... zero consequences for their actions. There should be consequences. Severe consequences.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (Q4IgG)

155 Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D.
@neoavatara

The Stonehenge attack just tells what is happening across West. We allow left wingers destroy historical landmarkers for years without punishment.

Happened this Spring on US college campuses.

When you tell people they can act badly without punishment, they act even worse.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (NpAcC)

156 One of the oldest known pieces of writing is an ancient Sumerian beer recipe.
Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (SYTee)

Sadly, inscriptions suggest that the company went out of business suddenly after hiring a simping tranny to hawk its product.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (nOjd9)

157 Wiccans should put a cure on Just Stop iT.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (V13WU)

158 I would have sprayed those two idiots orange once I got the paint sprayer away from them. But then it would have been a hate crime because it IS pride month.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 19, 2024 01:20 PM (+oR7L)

Orange is part of the rainbow. See? Gays should support Orange Man.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (ynpvh)

Have you heard of "Lady MAGA"?

Posted by: WEF at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)

159 "A death cult, if you can keep it ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (NGa9E)

160 They found remnants of beer there, so there you go folks: Beer is what made civilization!

Beer allowed people to store grain over the winter, which otherwise would rot.

It wasn't the alcohol, per se, it was storage.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (uxCna)

161 *CURSE !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (V13WU)

162 Maybe some day they'll discover Dildohenge.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (SYTee)

163 Blech. Bond-villain sock, off

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)

164 Next these crazy anarchists will target The World's Largest Teapot, drastically overplaying their hand:
roadsideamerica.com/story/11259
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (MvF+J)

Breaking: The World's Largest Ball of Twine has doubled the guard.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (nOjd9)

165 'Nobody knew who dey were, or wot dey were doin' '

( I know I'm not 1st with this, but that line always makes me laugh)

Posted by: Don Black- I like things that are great at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (/7KEl)

166 Need to make the JSO orgs liable for all costs incurred from their protests. Cleanup, repair, police salaries, lost time for all stuck in traffic jams caused by them, plus injuries/suffering penalties. Drain them of their Ford/Gates/JPMorgan/Soros bucks.

Posted by: scruboak at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (lO+98)

167 Monty Python enters the chat
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!
________

Send The Crimson Permanent Assurance after them.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (Dm8we)

168 Interesting you mention that - the tin-foil brigade is currently hyperventilating that the WEF (the bad guys don't cha know) are placing Gobekli T "off limits" to more excavation, or something like that.

Ten bucks says it has been declared a "World Heritage Site" or somesuch, and are probably trying to protect it from looting, if anything. At least that's where I would start. Maybe they are correct, who knows.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (3kPZW)

169 "No one's stopping you twats from not using coal, oil, and gas.
Posted by: jim"

That sounds too much like personal responsibility and initiative. Govt. must order everybody to do it and destroy energy companies or it is no fun.

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (xwuga)

170 134 >> Göbekli Tepe. Mentioned it in #56.

I didn't word that so well. This is a second "sister" site to that, called Karahan Tepe, I just looked it up to get the name.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:22 PM (w6EFb)

Ah, didn't know about that one. Thanks! Seems to be about the same age (or maybe older). Have you seen some of the carved megaliths at Göbekli Tepe? Amazing stuff.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

171 With due respect to the cave guys who hauled around those big rocks, I thought Stonehenge was quite underwhelming when seen in real life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:27 PM (nOjd9)

172 Has there been any breakthroughs on who built Gobekli Tepe?

Jenga!

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 01:27 PM (Rfq0b)

173
Oh, I see there's another one, maybe 1000 years earlier than the Tepes, dubbed Boncuklu Tarla.

I do seriously think there was a very ancient, high civilization that was wiped out in some cataclysm. Look at sea levels during the peak of the last ice age. Humans like to build close to the water. There's likely tons of shit underwater undiscovered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:27 PM (w6EFb)

174 Beer sure did create civilization .... hick, barf , shart . Hillary!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:27 PM (KhB32)

175 I remember a few months ago one similar nut glued their hands to a road and IIRC whatever substance they used wasn’t gonna come off easily…. Wonder if they lost their hands or they’re still stuck in concrete. I kinda hope so…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

===

Hold a giant magnifying glass over them.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (cOq4q)

176 Am I the only one who hates the BCE designation when dating an event or artifact?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (pxBCC)

177 The Bell Beaker dudes WAS ROBBED
-------
meep meep

Posted by: Beaker at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (ZdexC)

178 164 Hope they don't burn down Notre Dame. ... oh, wait.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (MvF+J)

179 What is the worst way the Druids had for executing people? They should get it.
Posted by: Gref

I think being trod upon by dwarves, but I could be mistaken.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (lTGtQ)

180 Maybe all those Tepes are from the Hyborean age, and we'll find Conan's sword...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (ynpvh)

181 If you sell good copper, your reputation will remain untarnished.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (3kPZW)

182 I always use "Befofe Christian Era" to piss them off.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (ZdexC)

183 I don't like a priceless relic from the murky human past being defaced. But it's being done by benighted barbarians gripped by an atavistic urge to erase the monuments of a conquered tribe. At least it's fitting.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (0FoWg)

184 Maybe some day they'll discover Dildohenge.

Posted by: davidt

I hope not. It's nice here.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (hCzfy)

185 There's a copy of Stonehenge in Nebraska constructed of old cars and pickups spraypainted gray. Near Alliance, I think? It's very impressive. A farmer just decided to do it, and did it.

Posted by: Wenda at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (4GhzG)

186 >>Am I the only one who hates the BCE designation when dating an event or artifact?
Posted by: dantes

I hate it too. It's BC and AD, and shut up, pagan hippie Marxist civlization-razers.

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

187 what'll probably happen now is, they'll put up a fence around Stonehenge, totally killing the the cool Paleolithic vibe of the place

Posted by: Don Black- I like things that are great at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (/7KEl)

188 One day some nutsack will huck a can of soup at a Warhol and wind up getting a NEA grant for it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (BpZ5k)

189 Need to make the JSO orgs liable for all costs incurred from their protests. Cleanup, repair, police salaries, lost time for all stuck in traffic jams caused by them, plus injuries/suffering penalties. Drain them of their Ford/Gates/JPMorgan/Soros bucks.
Posted by: scruboak at June 19, 2024 01:26 PM (lO+9

---------------

Not long ago, the Teamsters were held liable for malicious damage at one of their union shops. Drivers walked off the job after their cement trucks were loaded. I don't remember all of the details, just that the Teamsters screamed bloody murder.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)

190 Stone Henge is astonishing.

To see heavy stone excavated, hewn, moved, erected in a reasonably geometric pattern with the "tools" of the day is remarkable.

To claim otherwise is to advertise stupidity.

Posted by: ZOD at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (5HQE5)

191 >>>182 I always use "Befofe Christian Era" to piss them off.

lol

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (KRtlO)

192 Ten bucks says it has been declared a "World Heritage Site" or somesuch, and are probably trying to protect it from looting, if anything. At least that's where I would start. Maybe they are correct, who knows.

I saw Rogan interview one of the guys that discovered Tepe and then later a different interviewer talking about Tepe with some important archeology professor in the US.

The former was an interesting back and forth getting into what the guy and his team had found, the later was a whole bunch of "the people at the dig were stupid science hating idiots that don't know the narrative".

I assume this isn't a WEF thing but a standard academic "the narrative must be protected at all costs" thing - sort of like what happened with ulcers.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (oZhjI)

193 I do seriously think there was a very ancient, high civilization that was wiped out in some cataclysm. Look at sea levels during the peak of the last ice age. Humans like to build close to the water. There's likely tons of shit underwater undiscovered.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:27 PM (w6EFb)

It is theorized that the Sumerians originated in the valley that became the Persian Gulf when the glaciers melted and sea levels rose.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (SYTee)

194 We must the planet in order to save it.

- Liberal shiteheads everywhere

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (f1kZG)

195 Am I the only one who hates the BCE designation when dating an event or artifact?
Posted by: dantesed

I have a coffee mug from Star Date 2354 - Beyond Current Era.
If they can make up shit, so can I.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (OuWLw)

196 Not sure why Boudica is celebrated. She lead a huge army of rabble against basically undefended Roman settlements right up until her and her rabble ran into a real Roman army, and got chopped to mincemeat. Da END.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (pohLc)

197 Lizzzid Peeple!

Posted by: Hecklefish at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (JwHpX)

198 Have you heard of "Lady MAGA"?

Posted by: WEF at June 19, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)

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"I want your ugly, I want your disease
I want your everything as long as it's free"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (NGa9E)

199 Now is the time to gather arrows," someone said from a far and dark corner of the lodge. "Now is the time to make jerky and gather arrows and learn to win a nation."
Posted by: ZOD

War paint question. Bloody red hand or blue cross of St. Andrew?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (PoLl4)

200 Before...

fuckwit typist

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 01:31 PM (ZdexC)

201 It is theorized that the Sumerians originated in the valley that became the Persian Gulf when the glaciers melted and sea levels rose.
Posted by: davidt

*cough Don't build below sea level cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 01:31 PM (OuWLw)

202 The Druid's worst way of killing people ? Easy, they made the victims eat English food

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:31 PM (KhB32)

203 The Sumerians were pimps. They could never have outfought the Akkadians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:31 PM (nOjd9)

204 When I visited I was surprised to see that Stonehenge was only 18 inches tall and 3 feet across.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (31DjH)

205 Why aren't these climate assholes shot on sight?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (4Bi3b)

206 137 I wasn't joking about Seahenge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahenge

Posted by: ace at June 19, 2024 01:23 PM (KRtlO)

There's also a monolithic circle under Lake Huron.
https://tinyurl.com/yc6tvxsj

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (ynpvh)

207 >>>I do seriously think there was a very ancient, high civilization that was wiped out in some cataclysm. Look at sea levels during the peak of the last ice age. Humans like to build close to the water. There's likely tons of shit underwater undiscovered.

Know, O Prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars.

Posted by: The Book of Skelos at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (KRtlO)

208 196 Not sure why Boudica is celebrated. She lead a huge army of rabble against basically undefended Roman settlements right up until her and her rabble ran into a real Roman army, and got chopped to mincemeat. Da END.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (pohLc)

She was celebrated, or at least noted, by the Romans to some degree.

I think at that point, just having the steez to run a raid against the Romans at all was pretty noteworthy. They were riding pretty high at that point, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (BpZ5k)

209 194. What is the that we must do?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (NFX2v)

210 Not sure why Boudica is celebrated. She lead a huge army of rabble against basically undefended Roman settlements right up until her and her rabble ran into a real Roman army, and got chopped to mincemeat. Da END.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (pohLc)

The Romans had to send a couple of legions to put down her rebellion. Plus, she was a girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (nOjd9)

211 1>>83 I don't like a priceless relic from the murky human past being defaced. But it's being done by benighted barbarians gripped by an atavistic urge to erase the monuments of a conquered tribe. At least it's fitting.

The "but" always leads the second sentence. You'd have been set without the "at least."

What's fitting?

Posted by: ZOD at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (5HQE5)

212 Stupid assholes. The jabs can't work fast enough...

Posted by: Stateless at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (jvJvP)

213 I sort of understand tomatoes and toast, beans and toast, etc. Pea puree I don't.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (tT6L1)

214 Under Lake Huron:
http://tiny.cc/qacpyz

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (ynpvh)

215 "With due respect to the cave guys who hauled around those big rocks, I thought Stonehenge was quite underwhelming when seen in real life."

I found the rare lichens to be absolutely fascinating.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (MvF+J)

216 25
Cornflour was a bad dude.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 01:09 PM (d04cU)
----
Cornhole?
I do remember a Cornholio from somewhere ..... FJB?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #08 at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (qfLjt)

217
Just about every culture in the world has something akin to the Flood Myth. There was some global cataclysm.

Younger-Dryas, maybe, I don't know. But it was a sophisticated, sea-faring civilization, I think. Was it technological like we are? Probably not, but it was pretty advanced.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (w6EFb)

218 Bacon Jeff:
great minds.

Posted by: Wenda at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (4GhzG)

219 My wife and I stopped by Stonehenge as part of a tour in 2001. It seemed smaller than I expected.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (JLq/1)

220 "I wonder if they realize they share much in common with the Taliban… destroying priceless historic artifacts "

Considering leftists love Hamas, probably would be pleased.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (TwA+r)

221 Göbekli Tepe is older, at about 10-12Kyrs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

So what? Karahan Tepe is older than that. And there's a burn pit in Georgia that's 1.2 - 1.3 million years old.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (IG4Id)

222 Am I the only one who hates the BCE designation when dating an event or artifact?

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2024 01:28 PM (pxBCC)

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Love Dennis Prager -- and have purchased, read, & benefited greatly from his first three (in the five-volume) "Rational Bible" commentaries of The Torah -- however, was extremely disappointed that he chose to incorporate that bullshit in those works.

He also has adopted expressions like "cisgender" (invented by a known pedophile) and the "LGBTQIA+" bullshit -- which has caused me to stop listening to his radio show after some 30+ years.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (NGa9E)

223 Not long ago, the Teamsters were held liable for malicious damage at one of their union shops. Drivers walked off the job after their cement trucks were loaded. I don't remember all of the details, just that the Teamsters screamed bloody murder.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (tT6L1)
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Ouch! Having worked in the concrete construction business, that is horrible. Just fixing concrete spilling into doorway cut outs with jackhammers/sledge hammers took hours. I can imagine the costs were astronomical. Likely had to replace all the drums.

Posted by: scruboak at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (lO+98)

224 "Where are the soccer hooligans when you need them?"

1983...probably in Italy.

Posted by: cheshirecat at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (TwA+r)

225 Did the authorities ever figure out who sacked the Georgia Guide Stones?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)

226 Only a small percentage of Göbekli Tepe has been excavated.
It's shattering the current truth in Archaeology and the general alleged timeline of mankind.

Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (xcIvR)

227 At Göbekli Tepe they seem to have been obsessed with the penis. Maybe they celebrated Pride month way back then.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (SHMXB)

228 Younger-Dryas, maybe, I don't know. But it was a sophisticated, sea-faring civilization, I think. Was it technological like we are? Probably not, but it was pretty advanced.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (w6EFb)

Just goes to show what a civilization can achieve if it isn't poisoned by social media.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (nOjd9)

229 I do remember a Cornholio from somewhere ..... FJB?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #08 at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (qfLjt)

Beavis

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (z/ifB)

230 "I wonder if they realize they share much in common with the Taliban… destroying priceless historic artifacts "

The wave of American iconoclasm that erupted in 2020.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (MvF+J)

231 >>Posted by: ZOD

War paint question. Bloody red hand or blue cross of St. Andrew?Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 01:30 PM (PoLl4)

Ever seen an angry nude man with weapons painted in piebald paint, aka like a running crossword puzzle?

That's the dazzle.

Posted by: ZOD at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (5HQE5)

232 We must destroy the planet in order to save it.

- Liberal shiteheads everywhere

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (f1kZG)

233 219 My wife and I stopped by Stonehenge as part of a tour in 2001. It seemed smaller than I expected.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (JLq/1)

I believe there were lots of adjacent wooden structures originally, but with time rotted away. The can see the holes left via ground-penetrating radar. Lots of stuff there. Time erases much.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

234 When the seas rose, most primitive cultures couldn't swim so they drowned. Same with the dinosaurs. The science is settled.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (2TzUw)

235 Just about every culture in the world has something akin to the Flood Myth. There was some global cataclysm.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (w6EFb)

During the last glacial maximum, when much of the Earth's water was locked up in the ice, sea level was 400ft lower that now.

Posted by: davidt at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (SYTee)

236 It's shattering the current truth in Archaeology and the general alleged timeline of mankind.
Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (xcIvR)

...

These are the people who insist there were no Hebrews enslaved in Egypt.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (z/ifB)

237 Remember when the Taliban destroyed the 2000 year old giant Buddha statues? And the rest of the planet just watched them do it?

No wonder these pricks do what they do. No one has the balls to make them stop.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (4Bi3b)

238 Africans were building machine that could fly to Mars when them English faggots were dancing with dwarves around rocks. - noted historian Al Sharpton

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (KhB32)

239 Have you seen some of the carved megaliths at Göbekli Tepe? Amazing stuff.

I saw Carved Megaliths open for Stone Temple Pilots at Burning Man.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (xCA6C)

240 229 I do remember a Cornholio from somewhere ..... FJB?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #08 at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (qfLjt)

Beavis

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:35 PM (z/ifB)

During COVID, he didn't have enough TP for his bunghole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (ynpvh)

241 OT:
Fisker is out of cash, not making cars, and filing for bankruptcy.

Oh, no!
Anyway...

Posted by: In other news at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (RrtnN)

242 With due respect to the cave guys who hauled around those big rocks, I thought Stonehenge was quite underwhelming when seen in real life.

==

Some primitive ruffians stole our intricate tapestries !

---Stonehenge Architects, llp

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (V13WU)

243 Archaeologists uncovered sunken boats and cars and even a Civil War-era pier at a depth of around 40 feet into Lake Michigan’s Grand Traverse Bay, using sonar techniques to search for shipwrecks,
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Built by Captain Joseph Biden-O'Toole -- it lasted 3 days.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 01:37 PM (ZdexC)

244 You people and your henges.

Posted by: Unhenged at June 19, 2024 01:37 PM (DctLG)

245 When the seas rose, most primitive cultures couldn't swim so they drowned.

True. Speedos weren't even invented until the Renaissance.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:37 PM (nOjd9)

246 234 When the seas rose, most primitive cultures couldn't swim so they drowned. Same with the dinosaurs. The science is settled.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (2TzUw)

Doggerland. It existed during the last Ice Age, but disappeared when the seas rose (not this fake stuff they talk about today). Even today, fishermen pull up all sorts of spearpoints from the bottom of the sea there with their nets.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

247 235 There was a pulse of glacial melting about 18Kya that raised sea level 240 feet over 800 years, IIRC.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (MvF+J)

248 Time for my nap.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (JwHpX)

249 Am I the only one who hates the BCE designation when dating an event or artifact?

Posted by: dantesed

Doesn't really bother me. I don't use it, myself, but I don't care if others do. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus command us to number our years from the (supposed) year of his birth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

250 The Romans were interesting re: their respect for their enemies. They tolerated some of them (after defeating them), acknowledged the Persians as not-actually-barbarians, and so on.

But Carthage-- ooh boy, Carthage crossed a line and had to be annihilated.

Boudica IIRC falls into the "worthy opponent that we defeated" category.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (mSufQ)

251 Speaking of ancient relics I wonder what would happen if Biden's handlers just let him go free at a public event.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (JLq/1)

252 They should handle these fecal faggot shitstains defacing irreplaceable monuments like Stonehenge the same way African countries handle poachers: they shoot them dead. If they are captured, they are put on trial and a conviction means an almost instant death penalty. The Africans do not fuck around.

Oh, and what beef could these climate whackos possibly have with Stonehenge or the people that built it?? They were primitives with no oil. Isn't that what these whackos want us all to be like?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

253 Beau Biden died when the seas rose...

Posted by: Not a joke at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (RrtnN)

254 Those idiots needed to be tackled and held down face into the dirt. But then, if you did that, you'd end up in gaol.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (fs1hN)

255 I think at that point, just having the steez to run a raid against the Romans at all was pretty noteworthy. They were riding pretty high at that point, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 19, 2024 01:32 PM (BpZ5k)

Yes, and at that time, they had, by far, the best, most disciplined, and experienced army in the world. Boudica should have known this, and prepared accordingly, as she should have known they stood ZERO chance against them in open field combat. War paint and mean screams are a poor offence against strategy, training, and combat knowledge. To beat the Romans, you had to make them take you at your chosen place, time, and terrain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (pohLc)

256 Archaeologists uncovered sunken boats and cars and even a Civil War-era pier at a depth of around 40 feet into Lake Michigan’s Grand Traverse Bay, using sonar techniques to search for shipwrecks,

...

I would love to see them carbon date the cars.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)

257 244 You people and your henges.

Posted by: Unhenged at June 19, 2024 01:37 PM (DctLG)

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Posted by: Led Zepplin at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (ynpvh)

258 Younger-Dryas, maybe, I don't know. But it was a sophisticated, sea-faring civilization, I think. Was it technological like we are? Probably not, but it was pretty advanced.

Yo ho ho, a bottle of rum, and a generous pension plan.

Posted by: The Sea Peoples at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (mSufQ)

259 Ever seen an angry nude man with weapons painted in piebald paint, aka like a running crossword puzzle?

That's the dazzle.
Posted by: ZOD

*puts kilt and Claymore back in the closet*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (PoLl4)

260 When you tell people they can act badly without punishment, they act even worse.

Credit where due. Barney Fife was right about that. "Nip it in the bud, Andy. Nip it in the bud."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (/y8xj)

261 My wife and I stopped by Stonehenge as part of a tour in 2001. It seemed smaller than I expected.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (JLq/1)

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Scotland & Ireland (home of my paternal grandfather & maternal grandmother lineage) are on the bucket list.

Especially the Isle of Skye and The Callanish Stones, located in the village of Calanais on the Isle of Lewis (and popularized by the "Outlander" novels & TV show).

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (NGa9E)

262 I wonder what they used as a vehicle for that cornflour? Petroleum-based?
And what about the propellant?
I bet the shoes they were wearing had synthetic rubber soles.
Their clothes were probably partially polyester.
How did they get to Stonehenge? ICE car/bus?

Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #09 at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (qfLjt)

263 Fisker - a defunct manufacturer of EV's

Fisking. a point-by-point refutation of a blog entry or a news story.

Probably coincidence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)

264 I've had times of binge watching Time Team. It is fascinating.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (JLq/1)

265 @246 submersibles have the foundation of buildings at Doggerland, along with other evidence of human habitation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (KhB32)

266 Doesn't really bother me. I don't use it, myself, but I don't care if others do. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus command us to number our years from the (supposed) year of his birth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

It’s just another piece where the Left are trying to cancel Jesus. It offends me.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (SHMXB)

267 249 Am I the only one who hates the BCE designation when dating an event or artifact?

Posted by: dantesed

Doesn't really bother me. I don't use it, myself, but I don't care if others do. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus command us to number our years from the (supposed) year of his birth.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

Before Christian Era...LOL. Not what they intended, but really, what is it that makes the divide between CE (common Era) and BCE (before common era)? So says I, in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand, Twenty-Four.

Posted by: Led Zepplin at June 19, 2024 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

268 Happy Humpteenth, Ace.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 01:42 PM (v0R5T)

269
There is a Stonehenge replica in at Maryhill Washington that is a WWI memorial dedication.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 19, 2024 01:42 PM (+oR7L)

270 Just about every culture in the world has something akin to the Flood Myth. There was some global cataclysm.

Younger-Dryas, maybe, I don't know. But it was a sophisticated, sea-faring civilization, I think. Was it technological like we are? Probably not, but it was pretty advanced.

Posted by: publius

Many people think that ancient civilizations were just stupid peasants and seem to attribute the technological advances made to some alien force must have helped.

If your life depended on agriculture, you built calendars to tell you when to plant, if you sailed, you knew how to navigate by the stars, and if you hunted, you knew when and where to move to follow the herds. It isn't that difficult.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:42 PM (lTGtQ)

271 256 Archaeologists uncovered sunken boats and cars and even a Civil War-era pier at a depth of around 40 feet into Lake Michigan’s Grand Traverse Bay, using sonar techniques to search for shipwrecks,

...

I would love to see them carbon date the cars.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:40 PM (z/ifB)

Only carsexuals would date cars.

Posted by: Led Zepplin at June 19, 2024 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

272 Off sock.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

273 At Göbekli Tepe they seem to have been obsessed with the penis. Maybe they celebrated Pride month way back then.
Posted by: polynikes

That or archeologists are obsessed with peen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (IG4Id)

274 226 Only a small percentage of Göbekli Tepe has been excavated.
It's shattering the current truth in Archaeology and the general alleged timeline of mankind.
___

Theories of an ancient advanced civilization that existed before the catastrophic younger dryas events wiped most of them out and the survivors went about the world to start civilization over again with the primative peoples. Seems plausible.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (fs1hN)

275 There was a pulse of glacial melting about 18Kya that raised sea level 240 feet over 800 years, IIRC.

Pfffffft.

Posted by: The Zanclean Flood at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (xCA6C)

276 the urgent need for effective government action to mitigate the catastrophic consequences of the climate and ecological crisis will not.
.......

Government action?
Oh, that's rich.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (v0R5T)

277 Doesn't really bother me. I don't use it, myself, but I don't care if others do. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus command us to number our years from the (supposed) year of his birth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

It’s just another piece where the Left are trying to cancel Jesus. It offends me.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (SHMXB)
_________

Same here. I'm not religious. But then the left wants to change something, I instinctively resist. So they can fuck themselves right up the asshole with this "BCE" bullshit.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (iFTx/)

278 @270 those same people watch Ancient Aliens

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (KhB32)

279 One of the most famous of the traveling well-to-do fabulous dandies was Richard Halliburton. He hired the ace pilot of the time, and set out to fly around the world on his "Flying Carpet".

He had a set of books published in the 1930s, I remember seeing them and marvelling at what are by today's standards rude B/W photographs. The ruins at Baalbek were, and remain remarkable or the size of stones they were throwing around.

Yeah I tend towards some sort of cataclysm in the ancient past, or even a periodic cataclysm. Virtually all the ancient texts and oral traditions and the rest of it are agreed on widespread flooding.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (3kPZW)

280 263 Fisker - a defunct manufacturer of EV's

Fisking. a point-by-point refutation of a blog entry or a news story.

Probably coincidence.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (Q4IgG)

At least (I hope) no fisting was involved.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

281 I found the rare lichens to be absolutely fascinating.
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (MvF+J)

Along with the spores and fungus!

Posted by: Dr Spengler at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (iODuv)

282 Beau died when one of those big stones fell on him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (JLq/1)

283 My theory on the glacial pause between the Older and Younger Dryas is thatthe Older Dryas managed to create sufficient glaciation to block the Drake Passage, the strait between Antarctica and South America. In doing so it moderated the climate much the way the land bridge between Antarctica and South America moderated the climate during the Eocene - which although warmer globally, the bridge allowed trees to grow on Antarctica.
When the glaciers began to moderate the climate globally, allowing initial passage of paleoindians across the Bering land bridge, it also began melting glaciers, raising sea levels and shattering the Drakes Passage glacial sheet, plunging the temperatures for the Lower Dryas episode, that resolved in the end of the glacial era about 12,000 years BP

Posted by: DerpOilNow at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (D7oie)

284 There was a pulse of glacial melting about 18Kya that raised sea level 240 feet over 800 years, IIRC.
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (MvF+J)

Man, what kind of SUVs did they have back then?

Posted by: spindrift at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (OguvZ)

285 Stone Henge is astonishing.

To see heavy stone excavated, hewn, moved, erected in a reasonably geometric pattern with the "tools" of the day is remarkable.

To claim otherwise is to advertise stupidity.

Posted by: ZOD at June 19, 2024 01:29 PM (5HQE5)

ZOD is correct.

Posted by: Druids at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (AbL8c)

286 There was a pulse of glacial melting about 18Kya that raised sea level 240 feet over 800 years, IIRC.

Imagine keeping two of each animal species in a confined area all that time. The smell must have been horrendous.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 01:45 PM (nOjd9)

287 273 At Göbekli Tepe they seem to have been obsessed with the penis. Maybe they celebrated Pride month way back then.
Posted by: polynikes

That or archeologists are obsessed with peen.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (IG4Id)

Some handymen too; I mean, some have ball-peen hammers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (ynpvh)

288 @270 those same people watch Ancient Aliens
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

I watch it for the hairstyle ideas.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

289 281 Save some slime for me, Doctor. Thanx!

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (MvF+J)

290 Wow...the English are such p*ss**s....I can see why the WEF and Islam took over.......

Oh wow, America is on the same trajectory.

Posted by: Crazy at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (EES2L)

291 >>> 225 Did the authorities ever figure out who sacked the Georgia Guide Stones?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 01:34 PM (Q4IgG)

The teewee didn't cover that story for long.

istr the security footage was inconclusive at best, and there was speculation that the flash was from a lightning strike.

... maybe they *have* figured out who did it?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (llON8)

292 Stonehenge was slightly less awe inspiring than I expected
What did touch me with awe was the ancient cathedrals. But that might be my Christian bias.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (JLq/1)

293 One of the most famous of the traveling well-to-do fabulous dandies was Richard Halliburton.

I saw Traveling Well-To-Do Fabulous Dandies open for Peripatetic Mincing Ponces at Ascot.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (xCA6C)

294 275 There was a pulse of glacial melting about 18Kya that raised sea level 240 feet over 800 years, IIRC.

Pfffffft.

Posted by: The Zanclean Flood at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (xCA6C)

Zanclean flood. That's a good one. Also look up the MSG, Mediterranean Salt Giant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:47 PM (ynpvh)

295 Beau Biden died when the seas rose...

Posted by: Not a joke at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (RrtnN)

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"Biden, when the walls fell." -- Dathon

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:47 PM (NGa9E)

296 Anyone concerned about globull warmening and rising oceans, check with the bank and see if they are still giving 30 year mortgages for oceanfront properties.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 01:47 PM (OuWLw)

297 There was a pulse of glacial melting about 18Kya that raised sea level 240 feet over 800 years, IIRC.

"...but the fourth Stonehenge, my boy! Aye, that one stayed standing."

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 01:48 PM (GN7By)

298 282 Beau died when one of those big stones fell on him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (JLq/1)

And here I thought only Hunter got stoned.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:48 PM (ynpvh)

299 Beau died when one of those big stones fell on him.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:44 PM (JLq/1)

...

True! I was right there and it grazed me--the wind from it knocked me over. Poor Beau.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 19, 2024 01:48 PM (z/ifB)

300 Doesn't really bother me. I don't use it, myself, but I don't care if others do. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus command us to number our years from the (supposed) year of his birth.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

It’s just another piece where the Left are trying to cancel Jesus. It offends me.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:41 PM (SHMXB)
_________

And another attempt to erase history. This is where you create today's youth who say that religion is defunct since most people are already moral, not realizing that is it only because centuries of the western world following Christianity created that moral people. Removing that, society devolves back to dog eat dog.

Posted by: scruboak at June 19, 2024 01:48 PM (lO+98)

301 To beat the Romans, you had to make them take you at your chosen place, time, and terrain.

horse-archery FTW

Posted by: The Turks at June 19, 2024 01:48 PM (mSufQ)

302 You know why they keep doing stuff like this?

No consequences.

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 01:48 PM (IFNME)

303 Someone should write a song about poor Beau's numerous deaths.
Beau died everywhere man
Beau died everywhere man
Died in the deserts, bare man
Died in the mountain air man.......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (pohLc)

304 288 @270 those same people watch Ancient Aliens
Posted by: Smell the Glove
......

I watch it for the hairstyle ideas.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

Sticking a fork into a power outlet works too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

305 STOP OIL!!
- Air Fryer Liberation Army

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (k5OSW)

306 Imagine keeping two of each animal species in a confined area all that time. The smell must have been horrendous.
Posted by: Cicero

Imagine having to keep the predators and prey separate.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (OuWLw)

307 I believe there was a SMOD strike that did destroy a significant part of life on earth and destroyed the start of any human civilization as the temperatures plunged but man did survive and started over again.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (SHMXB)

308 Stonehenge was slightly less awe inspiring than I expected
What did touch me with awe was the ancient cathedrals. But that might be my Christian bias.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (JLq/1)

Also a many thousands of years of building technology advancement?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (iODuv)

309 What's of note, the ancients knew the heavens and zodiacal stuff. Calendars.

I don't know how to make a calendar from scratch, if I had to. If I had studied all that stuff long enough, maybe. Most of us wouldn't know what day it is, or even maybe the month, if we were cut off long enough. Just figuring out what time it is, what year it is, the procession of planets ...

But the ancients had mapped out all this stuff with a pretty high mathematical precision. They was smart, and stuff. The "OG w/ club dragging his mate off to the cave" doesn't really jibe with that, does it? Hm.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (3kPZW)

310 Only carsexuals would date cars.

You kids and your auto-eroticism.

Posted by: The Sea Peoples at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (mSufQ)

311 To beat the Romans, you had to make them take you at your chosen place, time, and terrain.

Also, it helps if you were trained by the Roman army.

Posted by: Arminius at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (nOjd9)

312
Also see the Piri Reis map. It appears to be an ancient map of Antarctica, and a pretty good one.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (w6EFb)

313 Is cheesecake actually a cake, or is it a Marxist attempt to sway us into Communism ??! Discuss...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (V13WU)

314 This is a good example of the anger that a primitive people feels when confronted by an artifact produced by a more advanced culture which came before them.

Posted by: Thatch at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (GELBa)

315 305 STOP OIL!!
- Air Fryer Liberation Army

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (k5OSW)

I don't think there are many calories in air, fried or not.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

316 Anyone got a buffed Druid with a Ranger friend (both with great hair), and a +5 vorpal sword hanging around?

Got a quest they could go on.

The proof will be in the ears.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (u82oZ)

317 What's of note, the ancients knew the heavens and zodiacal stuff. Calendars.

ZoDIacal or ZodiACal?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (xCA6C)

318 Imagine having to keep the predators and prey separate.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (OuWLw)

Not really a problem, for GOD.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 01:51 PM (pohLc)

319 The Sea Peoples! Oh, the stories I could tell.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 19, 2024 01:51 PM (z/ifB)

320 The plans for Stonehenge were buried on Oak Island by Francis Bacon.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:51 PM (JLq/1)

321 Stonehenge was slightly less awe inspiring than I expected
What did touch me with awe was the ancient cathedrals. But that might be my Christian bias.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 01:46 PM (JLq/1)

---------------

Did you ever get a chance to see the 2010 TV Mini-Series "The Pillars of the Earth"?

If not, think you'd enjoy it. Lot of great actors in it (primarily British, natch).

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (NGa9E)

322 What did touch me with awe was the ancient cathedrals. But that might be my Christian bias.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Throughout Europe are cathedrals that took hundreds of years to complete. That is dedication to a cause.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)

323 313 Is cheesecake actually a cake, or is it a Marxist attempt to sway us into Communism ??! Discuss...

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (V13WU)

Is a Peacock Mantis Shrimp a Peacock? Or a Mantis? Or a Shrimp?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

324 - Air Fryer Liberation Army

...

Splitters.

Posted by: People's Front of Air Fryer Liberation at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (z/ifB)

325 I do remember a Cornholio from somewhere ..... FJB?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #08 at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (qfLjt)

Beavis
Posted by: TexasDan
__________

FJB did the Cornholio in some CNN thing. Stood there frozen with his lower arms extended and fists clenched.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (Dm8we)

326 The plans for Stonehenge were buried on Oak Island by Francis Bacon.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Before or after he wrote all those plays?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (v6JzV)

327 317 What's of note, the ancients knew the heavens and zodiacal stuff. Calendars.

ZoDIacal or ZodiACal?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (xCA6C)

Only Ted Cruz knows for sure.

Posted by: A Killer, Like His Old Man at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (DctLG)

328 250 The Romans were interesting re: their respect for their enemies. They tolerated some of them (after defeating them), acknowledged the Persians as not-actually-barbarians, and so on.

But Carthage-- ooh boy, Carthage crossed a line and had to be annihilated.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2024 01:39 PM (mSufQ)
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I did a few years of grade schooling in Italy. My history book was mainly Greeks and Romans. The Carthage story was quite detailed. Apparently the Romans sent an emissary to Carthage to offer some sort of treaty but the Carthaginians decided to send the message of no acceptance back by flailing the emissary alive and putting him in a barrel studded with nails on the inside, and then rolling him down a hill. This did not go well with Rome and Scipio Africanus was sent with an army, to raze Carthage ans salt the earth. Which he did.

Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #10 at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (qfLjt)

329 317 What's of note, the ancients knew the heavens and zodiacal stuff. Calendars.

ZoDIacal or ZodiACal?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (xCA6C)

ZOD-iacal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

330 What's of note, the ancients knew the heavens and zodiacal stuff. Calendars.

ZoDIacal or ZodiACal?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (xCA6C)

331 Throughout Europe are cathedrals that took hundreds of years to complete. That is dedication to a cause.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)

Well, and lack of political stability.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (z/ifB)

332 Ironically, Stonehenge is solar powered.
Posted by: davidt

Threadwinner!

Posted by: cheap fake mikeski at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (Qes0o)

333 I saw Carved Megaliths open for Stone Temple Pilots at Burning Man.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:36 PM (xCA6C)

I saw them open for Uffington White Horse at Shrewsbury in '06 or '07

Posted by: DerpOilNow at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (D7oie)

334 Throughout Europe are cathedrals that took hundreds of years to complete. That is dedication to a cause.

Counterpoint: The Big Dig in Massachusetts. Dedication-- to GRAFT.

Posted by: The Sea Peoples at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (mSufQ)

335 cheesecake is a pie

Posted by: Don Black- I like things that are great at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (/7KEl)

336 325 I do remember a Cornholio from somewhere ..... FJB?
Posted by: Ciampino - Fartclam Update #08 at June 19, 2024 01:33 PM (qfLjt)

Beavis
Posted by: TexasDan
__________

FJB did the Cornholio in some CNN thing. Stood there frozen with his lower arms extended and fists clenched.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (Dm8we)

But no shirt over his head.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (ynpvh)

337 "Peripatetic Mincing Ponces at Ascot"

HA!!

Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (3kPZW)

338 "Is cheesecake actually a cake"

It's a sandwich.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (MvF+J)

339 The plans for Stonehenge were buried on Oak Island by Francis Bacon.
Posted by: Northernlurker
......

I think the brothers found his chisel and hammer.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (v0R5T)

340 Especially the Isle of Skye and The Callanish Stones, located in the village of Calanais on the Isle of Lewis (and popularized by the "Outlander" novels & TV show).
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Do NOT let your wife wear any gemstones, even just semiprecious, there!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (ZdexC)

341 Did you ever get a chance to see the 2010 TV Mini-Series "The Pillars of the Earth"?

Starring a young Haley Atwell, who gets partly nekkid.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (xCA6C)

342 Some has to say it:
Stonehenge is old and overrated, it's an out of date calendar/craptastic clock that no one relies on for anything more than separating dullard tourists from their money.
"Ooooo, it took so long to build and it's ancient."

We could build that whole useless thing, a 400 room hotel, pool, tennis courts, golf course in about 3 years, 2 if we tried less hard as the OG druids did over millennia.

Don't get me started on the fukkin "Great" Pyramid.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (BDFgD)

343 Also see the Piri Reis map. It appears to be an ancient map of Antarctica, and a pretty good one.

Posted by: publius

People from eons ago knew much more that people give them credit for.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (lTGtQ)

344 Throughout Europe are cathedrals that took hundreds of years to complete. That is dedication to a cause.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (lTGtQ)

Yeah. Dedication.

*snort*

Posted by: Brotherhood of Stonemasons Local 622 at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (nOjd9)

345 they are going full Pandemic Vaxxx mode over Biden vids

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (V13WU)

346 I've always been in awe of the Moia of Easter Island.

Now that I can buy imitations from Amazon or Wayfair, not so much.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (NFX2v)

347 This is a good example of the anger that a primitive people feels when confronted by an artifact produced by a more advanced culture which came before them.

Posted by: Thatch at June 19, 2024 01:50 PM (GELBa)

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Threadwinner.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (NGa9E)

348 Cheesecake is a pie
Posted by: Don Black

That would be a custard pie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)

349 FJB did the Cornholio in some CNN thing. Stood there frozen with his lower arms extended and fists clenched.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 19, 2024 01:52 PM (Dm8we)

...

Man, if Trump comes ready for this and plays Butthead to FJB's Beavis, I could die a happy man.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)

350 Beau died in Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana
Monterey, Faraday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa
Tennessee to Tennesse Chicopee, Spirit Lake
Grand Lake, Devils Lake, Crater Lake, for Pete's sake

Posted by: Don Black- I like things that are great at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (/7KEl)

351 soon it will be treasonous to suggest that Biden is less than a perfect specimen

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (V13WU)

352 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Jill ought to be ashamed of herself. If she had shame.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (pZEOD)

353 "Is cheesecake actually a cake"

It's a sandwich.
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
.....

and a floor wax.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (v0R5T)

354 335 cheesecake is a pie

Posted by: Don Black- I like things that are great at June 19, 2024 01:53 PM (/7KEl)

If made right, a very, very tasty pie.
Mincemeat pie has no meat.
Sweetbreads aren't bread.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (ynpvh)

355 Cheesecake is a pie
Posted by: Don Black

That would be a custard pie.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (v6JzV)

And Boston Cream Pie is a cake.

Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:56 PM (SHMXB)

356 "Is cheesecake actually a cake, or is it a Marxist attempt to sway us into Communism ??! Discuss...
Posted by: runner"

It's a floor wax!

Posted by: Ripley at June 19, 2024 01:56 PM (xwuga)

357 Before Christian Era...LOL. Not what they intended, but really, what is it that makes the divide between CE (common Era) and BCE (before common era)? So says I, in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand, Twenty-Four.
Posted by: Led Zepplin at June 19, 2024 01:42 PM (ynpvh)

In Spanish it is still AD/AdC Anno domine / Antes de Cristo

Posted by: DerpOilNow at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (D7oie)

358 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

359 346 I've always been in awe of the Moia of Easter Island.

Now that I can buy imitations from Amazon or Wayfair, not so much.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (NFX2v)

John Brennan's ancestors.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

360 There are always nerds. And sometimes they can flourish, but most of the time I suspect they get swept along with how you better behave in the tribe and never rise above it.

"309 What's of note, the ancients knew the heavens and zodiacal stuff. Calendars.

I don't know how to make a calendar from scratch, if I had to. If I had studied all that stuff long enough, maybe. Most of us wouldn't know what day it is, or even maybe the month, if we were cut off long enough. Just figuring out what time it is, what year it is, the procession of planets ...

But the ancients had mapped out all this stuff with a pretty high mathematical precision. They was smart, and stuff. The "OG w/ club dragging his mate off to the cave" doesn't really jibe with that, does it? Hm.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 19, 2024 01:49 PM (3kPZW)"

Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (zOD0w)

361 I would hazard a guess that these righteous folks walked all the way to Stonehenge so that they wouldn't use up any of that nasty old gasoline, right? Using clothes, spray cans, and shoes made from that same icky stuff.

Posted by: TimothyJ at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (1KkPJ)

362 342 Some has to say it:
Stonehenge is old and overrated, it's an out of date calendar/craptastic clock that no one relies on for anything more than separating dullard tourists from their money.
"Ooooo, it took so long to build and it's ancient."

We could build that whole useless thing, a 400 room hotel, pool, tennis courts, golf course in about 3 years, 2 if we tried less hard as the OG druids did over millennia.

Don't get me started on the fukkin "Great" Pyramid.

Posted by: Skunky Choom at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (BDFgD)

Yeah, history is stoopid. It's just a load of bullocks that's already happened, isn't it?

Posted by: Oof at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (DctLG)

363 In the late 80s, I sponsored a school trip to England that included Stonehenge.
My students were from rural Virginia and didn't have a wide knowledge base.
They were puzzled about the significance of Stonehenge. I went in to a long history lesson.
One of the students then summed my lecture up: "So we're going to look at a bunch of rocks?"
PS They were suitably impressed.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (DBrq6)

364 Whoops up side the head.

Whoops upside the head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (Zz0t1)

365 Some has to say it:
Stonehenge is old and overrated, it's an out of date calendar/craptastic clock that no one relies on for anything more than separating dullard tourists from their money.
"Ooooo, it took so long to build and it's ancient."

We could build that whole useless thing, a 400 room hotel, pool, tennis courts, golf course in about 3 years, 2 if we tried less hard as the OG druids did over millennia.

Don't get me started on the fukkin "Great" Pyramid.

I tell ya, stone megaliths, gold courses, and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

Posted by: Al Czervik at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (xCA6C)

366 Cheesecake is a ....torte !

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (V13WU)

367 This "stop oil" group would make themselves a bit more relevant if they defaced.... wait for it.... oil refineries, tankers, and gas stations.

Wonder why they set upon art and ancient relics? The point is entirely lost...

I think it might have something to do with those "consequences" that have been mentioned as not being any.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 01:58 PM (Q4IgG)

368 I've always been in awe of the Moia of Easter Island.

Now that I can buy imitations from Amazon or Wayfair, not so much.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (NFX2v)

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A trip down memory lane: John Brennan Flaming (Easter Island) Skull:

http://tiny.cc/fccpyz

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 01:58 PM (NGa9E)

369 Good to see today's off to a soft start yesterday was a bit rough.

Just got here. Internet down, phone data down, then cust serv cut my phone off. Had to go into the store to get my phone back on line and internet was up when I got here... yea.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 19, 2024 01:58 PM (/Rqse)

370 Johnson's Wax makes your wood floors gleam ... protects and beautifies your home. Economical Too!

Posted by: Harlow Wilcox at June 19, 2024 01:58 PM (3kPZW)

371 I did a few years of grade schooling in Italy. My history book was mainly Greeks and Romans. The Carthage story was quite detailed. Apparently the Romans sent an emissary to Carthage to offer some sort of treaty but the Carthaginians decided to send the message of no acceptance back by flailing the emissary alive and putting him in a barrel studded with nails on the inside, and then rolling him down a hill. This did not go well with Rome and Scipio Africanus was sent with an army, to raze Carthage ans salt the earth. Which he did.

Yeah, there's also-- Catullus??-- one senator who ended all of his speeches-- even ones not connected to the Punic Menace-- with CARTAGO DELENDA EST. I mean, yeah, this wasn't some border dispute-- it was a real honest-to-God major war.

There are also stories of ritual human sacrifice and other things that absolutely offended the Romans, buuuuuuut the Romans were also good at propaganda and get this, lying about their opponents, so the last I heard it's hard to know just how much is true. (IIRC person-sized wicker baskets tend to support the Roman allegations, but we don't have much if any Carthaginian perspectives.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2024 01:59 PM (mSufQ)

372 I tell ya, stone megaliths, gold courses, and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

Posted by: Al Czervik at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (xCA6C)

The gold courses I'd like to mine.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

373 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Jill ought to be ashamed of herself. If she had shame.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (pZEOD)

But he can beat you in a pushup contest and whoop Trump's ass behind the gym.

Best Biden Ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 01:59 PM (Zz0t1)

374 >>> If your life depended on agriculture, you built calendars to tell you when to plant, if you sailed, you knew how to navigate by the stars, and if you hunted, you knew when and where to move to follow the herds. It isn't that difficult.

Posted by: Thomas Paine

How long did it take before dirt farmers sitting in their hootches noticed a pattern in that ray of sunlight shining through a crack?
Two years is all it takes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (cOq4q)

375 I tell ya, stone megaliths, gold courses, and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

Posted by: Al Czervik at June 19, 2024 01:57 PM (xCA6C)

The gold courses I'd like to mine.

D'Oh!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (xCA6C)

376 Yeah, there's also-- Catullus??-- one senator who ended all of his speeches-- even ones not connected to the Punic Menace-- with CARTAGO DELENDA EST. I mean, yeah, this wasn't some border dispute-- it was a real honest-to-God major war.

Cato

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (nOjd9)

377 Wonder why they set upon art and ancient relics? The point is entirely lost...
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It's also something that British Hippies and the like love so quite the own-goal.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (ZdexC)

378 Is cheesecake actually a cake, or is it a Marxist attempt to sway us into Communism ??! Discuss...

Commies got cheesecake? This changes everything.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (/y8xj)

379 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Jill ought to be ashamed of herself. If she had shame.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (pZEOD)
__________

"Meh. Just throw the old fart into the van."

-- Hillary's Handlers

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (iFTx/)

380 If the ancient celts heard about this they would get all torq'd up.

Yeah I know Stones predated the celts.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (JLq/1)

381 Devolution, hive minded.
Evolution, us, the good guys. Fighting evil on horseback or golf carts.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (J8LnB)

382 373 She's got Marie Schrader doing her wardrobe now.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (MvF+J)

383 378 Is cheesecake actually a cake, or is it a Marxist attempt to sway us into Communism ??! Discuss...

Commies got cheesecake? This changes everything.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (/y8xj)

They don't. The poster forgot the "F" in communism is for Food.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

384 352 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.
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Another example of a cheap fake. I'm talking about Biden!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (fs1hN)

385 https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Even Biden's walking looks bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (XkYcA)

386 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

This reminds me of my Dad a short while before he passed. It's unconscionable.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (xCA6C)

387 She's got Marie Schrader doing her wardrobe now.
Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (MvF+J)

At least she stopped dressing like a waiting room sofa.

I mean, we all know she's a trailer park whore, does she have to flaunt it?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Jill ought to be ashamed of herself. If she had shame.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (pZEOD)

CHEAP FAKE!!!!

Posted by: Mopsy Jean-Pierre at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (nOjd9)

389 Theories of an ancient advanced civilization that existed before the catastrophic younger dryas events wiped most of them out and the survivors went about the world to start civilization over again with the primative peoples. Seems plausible.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 19, 2024 01:43 PM (fs1hN)

The accepted theory is that the organization required to farm, with the need to establish and hold land is responsible for the ability to create a civilized society with actual megalithic works. Gobele Teke is hinting that the ability to combine, coordinate and build works predates farming.

Think of it as the final layer of culturally internalized theory by Jean-Jacques Rousseau being shown to be unimportant.
"the corruption of society began when the first man declared ownership of a plot of land and declared ownership" as the justification of the rejection of all the elements of "modern" society.

Posted by: DerpOilNow at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)

390 Maybe Stonehenge was built by the gigantic descendants of the Nephilem.
That's my unhenged theory.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 02:03 PM (JLq/1)

391 Kaylee the Calico Kitty Cat (the cutest little cat of them all) says, "Hello" and relies mainly on a good old fashioned sundial to tell time.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 19, 2024 02:03 PM (BpYfr)

392 388 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Jill ought to be ashamed of herself. If she had shame.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (pZEOD)

CHEAP FAKE!!!!

Posted by: Mopsy Jean-Pierre at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (nOjd9)

Look, Cornpop, those diapers are really, really stiff and make it hard to move.--Sniffy Joe

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

393 Even Biden's walking looks bad.

It's pretty clear he's hit an inflection point. Things are going downhill very rapidly now. He really might not make it to November.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

394 "Maybe July 4 will become remembered as a day of liberation in the UK, too."
-ace

Not if Labour wins a majority.
Things will actually get worse if that happens.

If Nigel Farage and ReformUK pull a miracle and win a majoirty, then maybe *maybe* they'll be getting back to sanity.
But that's a long shot.
A hung parliament might be the best case scenario.

Posted by: JustSpitballin at June 19, 2024 02:03 PM (6ydKt)

395 Cato
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 02:00 PM (nOjd9)
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The Elder.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (3Fz6p)

396 Rousseau was a bum. Even Voltaire hated him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (nOjd9)

397 I think they should ban the environuts from using anything that uses a petroleum product in any way and then have give a report of what they couldn't use, before trying them and throwing them in jail.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (XkYcA)

398
Yeah I know Stones predated the celts.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 02:01 PM (JLq/1)

Hell, The Stones helped BUILD Stonehenge, then ROCKED OUT and entertained the workers as a reward.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

399 387 Marie Schrader was the ditzy wife who loved purple, in Breaking Bad.

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (MvF+J)

400 373
But he can beat you in a pushup contest and whoop Trump's ass behind the gym.

Best Biden Ever.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Given the opportunity, I would take him on in a threatened push-up contest. I would stress that form counts, and I would be absolutely fine staying on my toes. It would end very anticlimactically, I would probably only have to do 1.

Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (pZEOD)

401 376 Yeah, there's also-- Catullus??-- one senator who ended all of his speeches-- even ones not connected to the Punic Menace-- with CARTAGO DELENDA EST. I mean, yeah, this wasn't some border dispute-- it was a real honest-to-God major war.

Cato

Thanks. Was that before or after he started his women's clothing business? I would have to think before, because you don't declare war on potential customers.

Hang on, Kathleen Kennedy is handing me a note...

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2024 02:04 PM (mSufQ)

402 Union coffee nood

Posted by: Inogame at June 19, 2024 02:05 PM (53oGX)

403 389
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Gobele Teke is hinting that the ability to combine, coordinate and build works predates farming.
...
Posted by: DerpOilNow at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (D7oie)

Or it's concurrency. I mean, they found remnants of beer making there. Agriculture may go further back than what the experts believe.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

404 If Nigel Farage and ReformUK pull a miracle and win a majoirty, then maybe *maybe* they'll be getting back to sanity.
But that's a long shot.
A hung parliament might be the best case scenario.

That's what I expect. There will be a period of muddling, until the election after next. In the meantime, for all I know, Labour will try to ban NF and Reform.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 02:06 PM (xCA6C)

405 If Nigel Farage and ReformUK pull a miracle and win a majoirty, then maybe *maybe* they'll be getting back to sanity.
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Sorry, kid, there is no sanity clause.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 19, 2024 02:06 PM (3Fz6p)

406 nood

Posted by: gp's Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly at June 19, 2024 02:06 PM (MvF+J)

407 Maybe Stonehenge was built by the gigantic descendants of the Nephilem.
That's my unhenged theory.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 19, 2024 02:03 PM (JLq/1)

That's really rocking history!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 02:06 PM (W/lyH)

408 This reminds me of my Dad a short while before he passed. It's unconscionable.

I'd agree with you, but:

1. I'm a terrible person and

b) Based on Biden's whole career, especially during the Clarence Thomas hearings? lolololololol

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 19, 2024 02:06 PM (mSufQ)

409 341 Did you ever get a chance to see the 2010 TV Mini-Series "The Pillars of the Earth"?

Starring a young Haley Atwell, who gets partly nekkid.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (xCA6C)
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The book is by Ken Follett.

Posted by: Ciampino - Book Update #11 at June 19, 2024 02:06 PM (qfLjt)

410 Speaking of things older than dirt, the president is on the struggle bus mightily trying to get into his SUV.

https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Jill ought to be ashamed of herself. If she had shame.
Posted by: Piper at June 19, 2024 01:55 PM (pZEOD)

Looks like me getting into a sedan. No SS guys to help though

Posted by: javems at June 19, 2024 02:07 PM (8I4hW)

411 Call me when they find the ancient cranes and backhoes.

Posted by: wth at June 19, 2024 02:07 PM (v0R5T)

412 Sorry, kid, there is no sanity clause.
____

So who was it that was kissing mommy under the mistletoe last night?

Posted by: Nic Redacted for Obvious Reasons at June 19, 2024 02:07 PM (fs1hN)

413 FJB's wives made him. The men folk of that clan would be working picking s*it with the chickens w/o women.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 02:12 PM (NFX2v)

414 What a great idea. Piss everyone off.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 19, 2024 02:13 PM (ytSiK)

415 Even Biden's walking looks bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (XkYcA)

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Looks like a Boston Dynamics robot.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 19, 2024 02:14 PM (NGa9E)

416 I've always been in awe of the Moia of Easter Island.

Now that I can buy imitations from Amazon or Wayfair, not so much.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 01:54 PM (NFX2v)

Did you see that they found evidence of South American plants at the very earliest layers of habitation at Easter Island?

Identification of breadfruit (Artocarpus altilis) and South American crops introduced during early settlement of Rapa Nui (Easter Island), as revealed through starch analysis

PLOS One

https://tinyurl.com/ycym7w3c

Posted by: DerpOilNow at June 19, 2024 02:16 PM (D7oie)

417 What you incentive, you promote.

What you fail to punish, you accept.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 19, 2024 02:20 PM (KbCG3)

418 https://tinyurl.com/3w56uvn9

Even Biden's walking looks bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 02:02 PM (XkYcA)

There are a rash of Biden clips with the "Visiting Angels" jingle playing behind them

Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2024 02:21 PM (D7oie)

419 Venture Security Management ( https://is.gd/zh7VON ) is responsible for the security at Stonehenge.

This is directly from their site:

"Venture's guarding team at Stonehenge is made up of 13 full time SIA licensed security officers, with additional team members joining to support the security detail for the quarterly events as required. Venture ensures the highest quality of service possible is provided by employing exceptional, locally based staff members, who are supported by a knowledgeable central management team, industry-leading procedures and cutting-edge technology."

You're gonna have some serious explaining to do regarding:

1) How these "Just Stop Oil" people managed to bring large paint sprayers onto the property.
2) How they got them past your guards.
3) Why you weren't aggressively stopping them once you realized what they were doing.
4) WHERE WERE YOU?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 19, 2024 02:30 PM (O7YUW)

420 Rather brings to mind how Greenpeace permanently destroyed Peru's World Heritage Nazca lines.

Clueless, careless - nothing is more important than "the message."

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 19, 2024 03:47 PM (TOe+Q)

421 Always reminds me of the blue collar guy who spent his entire retirement moving 20 ton stones ( concrete blocks) all by himself.
Posted by: polynikes at June 19, 2024 01:14 PM (SHMXB)

Guy in Loveland OH built an entire castle from river rocks over his life till the 80s. I met him one time visiting on a Friday night

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2024 04:31 PM (eoQWY)

422 Or it's concurrency. I mean, they found remnants of beer making there. Agriculture may go further back than what the experts believe.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 19, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

It's a pretty short step from repeated scavenging of food plants to doing a little work to help the crops along where you find them. Then a short step again to moving the field somewhere closer and convenient.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 19, 2024 04:35 PM (eoQWY)

423 Only a total Idiot would anything to do with Just Stop Oil or would wear their stupid T-Shirts with their Stupid Logo on it

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 19, 2024 05:17 PM (FLiOE)

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