Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Rape of Europa
Felix Vallotton

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 The Rape of Europa, or, Wildfire.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2024 09:30 AM (0eaVi)

2 Noice!

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 19, 2024 09:30 AM (PWI4f)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Is that David French's wife?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:30 AM (v6JzV)

5 Dats a fluffy ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Dedicated to the EU?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:30 AM (8sMut)

7 Heeree we go...

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR)

8 SEVENTH

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:31 AM (8sMut)

9 I'm calling Bull on this. She's barebacking because she wants to.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2024 09:31 AM (0eaVi)

10 Well, it sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 19, 2024 09:31 AM (pohLc)

11
I'm gonna leave this one right here and wait for 100.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 09:31 AM (MoZTd)

12 Whole lotta Vallottin' goin' on...

Posted by: Hold still, dammit at June 19, 2024 09:31 AM (dg+HA)

13 If you become an animal, the gingers can't steal your soul.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

14 when a girl walks by with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in yo face

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:32 AM (/7KEl)

15 By a BULL?!!?

During PRIDE MONTH!!!????

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

16 All ass and no boobs. Would not hang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (v6JzV)

17 just so I know: this is a naked lady wrestling a bull, out in the ocean, no?

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (/7KEl)

18 Oh brother, here's we go with the big bootay remarks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (8LHLV)

19
Europe / Europa has ALWAYS been rape adjacent!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (xG4kz)

20 Not what I was expecting for Juneteenth.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

21 A modern version, I see. I think her body perspective is a bit out of whack [foreshortening is hard!] butt okay.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (ZdexC)

22 My FiL has conversations in his sleep........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

23 19
Europe / Europa has ALWAYS been rape adjacent!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (xG4kz)

No. Europa is ours.

Posted by: Monoliths at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (8sMut)

24 she only has to stay on for 8 seconds

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

25 +1

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (qZEuM)

26 Now we're talkin'!

Posted by: red speck at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (0Id0S)

27
Oh brother, here's we go with the big bootay remarks.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Stay in your lane!

-- John Small Berries

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (xG4kz)

28 What's better?

The bull; the swan; or the golden shower??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (ZdexC)

29 Naked woman clinging to a water cow.

I didn't know Lena Dunham had branched out into saphhic ocean transport...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (d04cU)

30 Beefy!

Posted by: Cow punz? at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

31 Weird way to go surfing.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (Oy/m2)

32 Oh brother, here's we go with the big bootay remarks.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (8LHLV)

It's not like it's small or tight.......it's like two big down pillows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

33 she only has to stay on for 8 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

Zeus has ED?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (0eaVi)

34 She's got the bull by the horns.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (OuWLw)

35 Alternate title:

"Brie Larson Has a Wonderful, Wonderful Dream"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2024 09:35 AM (eDfFs)

36
No tats!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:35 AM (xG4kz)

37 And that's how you avoid incoming fire from port side on a sea bull.

Posted by: Nautical Beauty Tips with Admiral Rachel Levine at June 19, 2024 09:35 AM (C+4Mq)

38 she only has to stay on for 8 seconds
Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (/7KEl)

DQ'd as her off hand is touching the bull.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

39
"Brie Larson Has a Wonderful, Wonderful Dream"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 19, 2024 09:35 AM (eDfFs)

Heh. Well played.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

40 Been thru the desert on a bull with no name...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (OuWLw)

41 This is very different from the usual Titian "Rape Of Europa". Fewer little angels and no red scarf, for starters. It's crisper and less elaborate, modern.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (Rgfy9)

42 Udder chaos.

Posted by: More cow punz? at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (dg+HA)

43 I didn't know Lena Dunham had branched out into saphhic ocean transport...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (d04cU)

Uh, that ass is cottage cheese free, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

44 Gee. He died in 1925 so that's ahead of its time. I guessed a 1950's or later surrealist.

And 316 paintings at WikiArt alone!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (ZdexC)

45 The Rape of Europa
Felix Vallotton

WTF

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (ENQN6)

46 By a BULL?!!?

During PRIDE MONTH!!!????
Posted by: Sponge

Bull? That's a cow. Trust me.
We wouldn't steer you wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (OuWLw)

47 Great Zeus!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (jdHxK)

48 This is bull shit.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

49 It's not rape, rape.

Posted by: Whoopi at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)

50 The Rape of Europa
Felix Vallotton

WTF
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (ENQN6)

The bull's name is Europa.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

51 I didn't know Lena Dunham had branched out into saphhic ocean transport...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 09:34 AM (d04cU)

=====

Lena Dunham 100 lbs ago maybe...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (FzDG4)

52 No taking a dump. That's not ecologically sound.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (8sMut)

53 She is packing some booty there.

Is this a metaphor for what's to come?

Posted by: Skip at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (xE0Xz)

54 In The Rape of Europa, the story (derived from Ovid’s Metamorphoses) concerns the lovesick god Jupiter, who disguises himself as a white bull in order to kidnap the Phoenician princess Europa.

Brings a whole new meaning to Bull rider.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (ENQN6)

55 Rape of Europa - something something Islamic immigrants

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (S6gqv)

56 Well, it's been a while since we've had a good rape picture.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (L/fGl)

57 hey that's Bertha Butt
one of the Butt sisters

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (/7KEl)

58 You wrote rape!

Posted by: PG at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (rCO8r)

59 What. The. Actual. Hell.

How is a naked broad, wrestling a bull, in a body of water any kind of rape?
Did I miss something?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (4XwPj)

60
That work has a paint by numbers look to it

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:38 AM (xG4kz)

61 And for the ladies... or GAINZZZ theads...

Perseus Slaying the Dragon. 1910
https://is.gd/CWTONd

BTW, 1908 for the Europa one.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (ZdexC)

62 16

She's got boobs, but you just can't see them because her back is towards you.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (p9rFX)

63 How is a naked broad, wrestling a bull, in a body of water any kind of rape?
Did I miss something?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Originally, it just meant "abduction."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

64 Either the bull is very large or the water is very shallow.

Posted by: There's a hidden meaning at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (dg+HA)

65 She must have been good. They named an entire continent after her.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (jdHxK)

66 Zeus did that a LOT

turned hisself into some kind of animal to have immoral relations with a mortal

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (/7KEl)

67 Depicted people Europa, Zeus (as a bull)
Date 1908
Medium oil on canvas
Dimensions height: 130 cm (51.1 in); width: 162 cm (63.7 in)
Collection
Kunstmuseum Bern wikidata:Q194622

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

68 This really pisses off the tit-obsessed guys.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (8sMut)

69 Greek mythology is some messed-up shit.

Ideal for Pride Month.

Posted by: spindrift at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (OguvZ)

70 Gotta go get this shitty day started.

L8r.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

71 Seriously, I don't get it.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

72 Uh, that ass is cottage cheese free, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 19, 2024 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
----
Lena Dunham 100 lbs ago maybe...
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 19, 2024 09:37 AM (FzDG4)
++++
LOL!

I wasn't referring to the woman.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (d04cU)

73 So is the post-coital cuddling? I mean, I'm not seeing a lot of evidence of struggle -- no water spray, no thrashing or exertion. Is this E Jean Carroll in her younger days?

Posted by: red speck at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (0Id0S)

74 German: Die Entführung der Europa
The Abduction of Europa

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (ENQN6)

75
Not having a lesbian witches art piece during Pride Month is violence.

Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (j4U/Z)

76 She's got boobs, but you just can't see them because her back is towards you.
Posted by: Pete in Texas

And that's why I would not hang.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)

77
Nice rug, "Zeus" -- if that is even your real name!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (xG4kz)

78 Meh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (Q0kLU)

79 Nice.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (R/m4+)

80 Nice butt. Europa appears to be raping the bull (Mrs David French to the courtesy phone)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (KhB32)

81 Hey, WTF???

Posted by: The Sabine Women at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (jdHxK)

82 Thigh Master. The early years.

Posted by: It made for an expensive infomercial at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

83 Seems the gods of old sure did like fuckin the human womenfolks.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (ENQN6)

84 Ok. You can't just post this up and not give us a rundown or what the pic means. The Rape Of Europa? It looks like a pre-teen humping a stuffed animal in water.

.....off to google to find out wtf this is.......

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (IlL6s)

85 66 >>>Zeus did that a LOT

turned hisself into some kind of animal to have immoral relations with a mortal

As the great historian, Mel Brooks, said, "It's good to be king."

Posted by: red speck at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (0Id0S)

86 81 Hey, WTF???
Posted by: The Sabine Women at June 19, 2024 09:41 AM (jdHxK)

Are you near the river?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (8sMut)

87 I thought we weren't supposed to attempt landings on Europa.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (JwHpX)

88 Testa Rosa

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (ENQN6)

89 We have always been at war with Europa.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (ENQN6)

90 This won't end well.

Posted by: Pasiphae at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (jdHxK)

91 Sea bulls? You should see all the sea men, all over the place down here.

Posted by: Sam Rockwell as Broncotranny at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (C+4Mq)

92 I thought we weren't supposed to attempt landings on Europa.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (JwHpX)
++++
Only because NASA are a bunch of pussies. They lack vision. We can do it. We should do it. We will do it.

Posted by: Elon Musk, probably at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (d04cU)

93 Weasel's here
sit up straight

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (/7KEl)

94 92 I thought we weren't supposed to attempt landings on Europa.
Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 09:42 AM (JwHpX)
++++
Only because NASA are a bunch of pussies. They lack vision. We can do it. We should do it. We will do it.
Posted by: Elon Musk, probably at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (d04cU)

See above.

Posted by: Monoliths at June 19, 2024 09:44 AM (8sMut)

95 Does the carpet match the drapes?

Posted by: My 13 year old self at June 19, 2024 09:44 AM (dg+HA)

96
I thought we weren't supposed to attempt landings on Europa.
Posted by: Weasel

It's not so much a landing as an insertion in this case.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:44 AM (xG4kz)

97 We have always been in the water with Europa

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:44 AM (/7KEl)

98 Zeus did that a LOT

turned hisself into some kind of animal to have immoral relations with a mortal
Posted by: Don Black

Zeus did that on porpoise for the halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (OuWLw)

99 Would paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (cw9q7)

100 Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:43 AM (/7KEl)
---
Ha! No worries. Today is a day of rest, relaxation and belated celebration of junetenth.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (JwHpX)

101 here we go

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (/7KEl)

102 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (8sMut)

103 His paintings in chronological order, starting when he was aged 19.

Good realist paintings to start; then a bunch of woodcuts including portrait ones of famous writers; then more Impressionism types just on the first "load more".

He was quite the accomplished artist IMHO.

https://is.gd/r0Fk1Y

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (ZdexC)

104 I thought we weren't supposed to attempt landings on Europa.
Posted by: Weasel

It's not so much a landing as an insertion in this case.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

One can land. However, one should never auger in.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (OuWLw)

105
So, for which squalling brat demigod was Zeus the baby daddy in this case?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:46 AM (xG4kz)

106 She was only a stable man's daughter, but all the horsemen knew her.

Posted by: Farm humor at June 19, 2024 09:46 AM (dg+HA)

107 ......ok, got it.

The Greeks really made up some weird shit.

Posted by: JROD at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (IlL6s)

108 Kunstmuseum Bern wikidata:Q194622
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Shouldn't it be in Bern's Buttzmuseum instead??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (ZdexC)

109 How is a naked broad, wrestling a bull, in a body of water any kind of rape?
Did I miss something?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

Originally, it just meant "abduction."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

Like the Rape of the Sabine Women.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (Q0kLU)

110 Nice butt.
Got baby making hips too.
Would bang.

Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (xcIvR)

111 time for real world stuff
y'all have fun storming the castle

Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (/7KEl)

112 100 posts in 15 min....took longer than I thought.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (AwYPR)

113 *hang

Damn fat tingers.

Posted by: Reforger at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (xcIvR)

114 97 We have always been in the water with Europa
Posted by: Don Black at June 19, 2024 09:44 AM (/7KEl)

Always in orbit with Europa.

Posted by: Galilean moons at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (8sMut)

115 So, for which squalling brat demigod was Zeus the baby daddy in this case?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Batboy. National Enquirer said so.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (OuWLw)

116 Seems the gods of old sure did like fuckin the human womenfolks.

Earth girls are easy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (Q0kLU)

117 Zeus did that on porpoise for the halibut.

------------

HA

HA

Posted by: Arion at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (jdHxK)

118 Nobody horning in on the fish puns.

Posted by: dantesed at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

119 Looks like there might be a fanny probe!

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (dg+HA)

120 This. On my birthday. Gah!

Its not hideous. It's just stupid. Why did this artist choose to paint stupid? Guy was a good artist but....

Gah!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2024 09:48 AM (4XwPj)

121 108 Kunstmuseum Bern wikidata:Q194622
----
Shouldn't it be in Bern's Buttzmuseum instead??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:47 AM (ZdexC)

So Bern has an art museum. Good reason to visit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:49 AM (8sMut)

122
"Just call me Gumb, Jame Gumb."

-- "Zeus' Best Pickup Lines, Volume 2"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:49 AM (xG4kz)

123 Happy Birthday, Madamemayhem!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)

124 You said rape twice.

Posted by: I like rape at June 19, 2024 09:49 AM (dg+HA)

125 Happy birthday Ben Had and madamemayhem

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

126 Seems the gods of old sure did like fuckin the human womenfolks.
Posted by: rhennigantx

In the middle of Pride Month?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 09:50 AM (L/fGl)

127 Wiki- According to the ancient myth, Zeus, appearing in the shape of a bull, abducted Europa, a beautiful princess, from the shores of today’s southern Lebanon, and swam with her on his back to Crete. A divine prophecy foretold that this part of the earth would be named after her. Since the turn of the century, Vallotton was increasingly fascinated by mythological subjects.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 09:50 AM (NpAcC)

128 Madamemayhem, Happy Birthday !

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 09:50 AM (7iAr4)

129 This morning, watching YouTube, seeing savethechildren.org taking up for the poor dears in Rafah. (About Jewish children they are completely mute.) Gross.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:50 AM (8sMut)

130 Sort of unrelated - FSJ likes Cap'n Crunch.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (JwHpX)

131
Past 100. I had a thought about poor Spark. His autopsy showed he had dilated cardiomyopathy, where the heart is enlarged and the heart walls become thin. But when he was just three or four days old, he aspirated some milk and got pneumonia. With the help of antibiotics he pulled through, but now I wonder if the illness somehow damaged his heart.

We've contacted a study being conducted at Texas A&M on DCM in Borzoi to see whether we can have Spark's siblings tested for heart problems.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (MoZTd)

132 Ok guys, I'ma give this painting a big one SPRUNG up

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (oZhjI)

133 So just an allegory to the discussion we were having previously on the mass immigration invasion of Europe.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (a04jp)

134 Zeus did that on porpoise for the halibut.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:45 AM (OuWLw)

I must call bullshit in fish puns.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (ENQN6)

135 Oh, no!!

Early Lena Dunham!!

https://is.gd/yeN8Ws
NSFW because, you know, Lena Dunham.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (ZdexC)

136 Well, I got nothing to say so I wont be saying it. Other than would not hang.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (N4GZy)

137 Happy Birthday, Ben Had!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)

138 Happy Birthday, Madamemayhem!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:49 AM (v6JzV)

***

You got the same birfday as Sefton!

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 19, 2024 09:52 AM (ZV+pB)

139
"Ah! Juneteenth!" ** stretches out on the grass **

"Pick up that shovel and get back to work, college boy."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:52 AM (xG4kz)

140
Were I to hang this painting, I would feel the clang of a cast-iron frying pan on my cranium immediately afterwards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (MoZTd)

141 130 Sort of unrelated - FSJ likes Cap'n Crunch.

Kaboom.

Posted by: Don't get Ace started at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (dg+HA)

142 Tater truth.

Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Two Bidens: Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president. Others just watching short, out of context clips on social media. Two audiences are seeing two very different reflections.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (L/fGl)

143 Happy birthday Ben Had and madamemayhem
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 19, 2024 09:50 AM (RIvkX)
******
Happy Birthday!!! 🎉

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (NpAcC)

144 Seems the gods of old sure did like fuckin the human womenfolks.

I suspect most of the Greek gods were in fact warlords and chiefs from pre-history remembered through oral tradition.

And yeah they probably did plenty of raping.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (oZhjI)

145 Europe has a mass influx, a legitimate invasion and for sure they have the bull by the horns, but don’t know what to do.

Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (a04jp)

146 Who's FSJ?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV)

147 So Bern has an art museum. Good reason to visit.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 09:49 AM (8sMut)

I think it is affiliated with a Uni that does Art History.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (ENQN6)

148 Strange women lying in ponds and riding bulls is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (cf/0E)

149 143 Happy birthday Ben Had and madamemayhem

Yes... Happy Birthday

Posted by: It's me donna at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (Akjoo)

150 This is Madamemayhem 's day. I was yesterday. Thank you all for the wishes. I am humbled

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (7iAr4)

151 Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president. Others just watching short, out of context clips on social media. Two audiences are seeing two very different reflections.

So Trump speeches vs Biden rambling short circuits?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (oZhjI)

152 She was obviously asking for it. Do you SEE what she's wearing?!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (xJpub)

153 145 Europe has a mass influx, a legitimate invasion and for sure they have the bull by the horns, but don’t know what to do.
Posted by: Quint at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (a04jp)

77% of Rapes (solved) in Paris are from the foreign invaders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (ENQN6)

154 A painting of only fleeting interest, that will disappear quickly. An enormous amount of "art" may be described in like manner.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 19, 2024 09:55 AM (hKoQL)

155 Who's FSJ?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV)
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My highly trained attack dog.

Posted by: Weasel at June 19, 2024 09:55 AM (JwHpX)

156 Thanks for the birthday happys everyone!

And happy birthday to you Ben Had!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2024 09:55 AM (4XwPj)

157
Celebrity Scandals - a limerick

Though rape accusations are fewer
She claimed she was raped by a moo-er
So Borden's iconic cow
Had to defend himself somehow
"Elmer? I hardly even knew 'er!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 09:55 AM (uCfKO)

158 77% of Rapes (solved) in Paris are from the foreign invaders.77% of Rapes (solved) in Paris are from the foreign invaders.

They are just raping the women the native born men won't. Really its an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at June 19, 2024 09:55 AM (oZhjI)

159 Joy Behar, Rachel Maddow Predict Trump Will END Their Careers If Elected: ‘He’ll Take Us Off Air!’

.. you don't need to convince me !!

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 09:56 AM (GITLP)

160 Your worst nightmare.

https://shorturl.at/Yih8v

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 09:56 AM (L/fGl)

161 77% of Rapes (solved) in Paris are from the foreign invaders.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 19, 2024 09:54 AM (ENQN6)

***

They are just doin' the rapin' that french men will not do

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 19, 2024 09:56 AM (ZV+pB)

162 Naked Women with Cats
Felix Vallotton • 1897-1898
----
Look for it yourselves. I'm not your gallery purchaser!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:56 AM (ZdexC)

163 This would look good hanging in the banquet room of a Red Roof Inn. Especially when the Moose Lodge is having their monthly meeting. With lots of alcohol.

Posted by: Bubba from Topeka at June 19, 2024 09:56 AM (dg+HA)

164 Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2024 09:57 AM (4XwPj)

165 Alternate Art Title:

A Moo-er and a Shaker

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 09:57 AM (uCfKO)

166 Slappin and clappin

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 19, 2024 09:57 AM (fDUqw)

167 Naked Women with Cats
Felix Vallotton • 1897-1898
Look for it yourselves. I'm not your gallery purchaser!

Whatever could go wrong with searching the internet for "nake women with cats". I mean really?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 09:58 AM (oZhjI)

168 You had me at Trump.

OutKick
@Outkick
Joy Behar and Rachel Maddow warn that Donald Trump will "cancel The View" if he's elected.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 09:58 AM (L/fGl)

169
Well, fine! Just fine!

I had to go look it up and the Zeus - Europa dalliance resulted in the birth of King Minos of Crete.

In later years he would get fabulously rich by founding a chain of muffler shops. And by mufflers, I mean soft, very plush and long scarves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

170 Not having a lesbian witches art piece during Pride Month is violence.
Posted by: Auspex at June 19, 2024 09:40 AM (j4U/Z)

Space lesbians, at least one of whom is black (for Juneteenth):

https://is.gd/e7tBom

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 19, 2024 09:58 AM (T7iTv)

171 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Two Bidens: Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president. Others just watching short, out of context clips on social media. Two audiences are seeing two very different reflections.

Baked potato says what?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2024 09:58 AM (Q0kLU)

172 Instead of a life preserver, the Greek Coast Guard threw her a cow.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 09:59 AM (wKqZM)

173 I had to go look it up and the Zeus - Europa dalliance resulted in the birth of King Minos of Crete.

In later years he would get fabulously rich by founding a chain of muffler shops.

Minos Mufflers?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 09:59 AM (OuWLw)

174
Knight's Inn -- now THERE was a motel chain with fabulously decorated rooms!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:59 AM (xG4kz)

175 Space lesbians, at least one of whom is black (for Juneteenth):

Watching that scene shows how low SW has gotten. I don't even mean the the plot - just the cinematography itself looks like something from a college "intro to making your own videos" class...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 19, 2024 10:00 AM (oZhjI)

176 Looks like the steaks are high.

Posted by: And not just on weed at June 19, 2024 10:00 AM (dg+HA)

177 The Dictionary of Classical Mythology explains that Zeus was enamoured of Europa and decided to seduce or rape her, the two being near-equivalent in Greek myth. He transformed himself into a tame white bull and mixed in with her father's herds. While Europa and her helpers were gathering flowers, she saw the bull, caressed his flanks, and eventually got onto his back. Zeus took that opportunity and ran to the sea and swam, with her on his back, to the island of Crete. He then revealed his true identity, and Europa became the first queen of Crete.

Europa (consort of Zeus) - Wikipedia
https://is.gd/tdyIYK

So it really wasn't rape rape.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 19, 2024 10:00 AM (klJTj)

178 If only Trump were what these hags claim he is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 10:00 AM (d04cU)

179 Oh my God, Becky. Look at her butt.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2024 09:57 AM (4XwPj)
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I like big butts and I cannot lie...

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at June 19, 2024 10:00 AM (BpYfr)

180

Europa to the bull:

"I promise I'll l love you for heifer!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:01 AM (uCfKO)

181 This is Madamemayhem 's day. I was yesterday. Thank you all for the wishes. I am humbled
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

Happy birthday Madammayhem.
Happy belated birthday BenHad!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:01 AM (OuWLw)

182
Joy Behar and Rachel Maddow warn that Donald Trump will "cancel The View" if he's elected.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45!

Not even the barest hint of a smidgen of downside to that, "ladies"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 10:01 AM (xG4kz)

183 I had to go look it up and the Zeus - Europa dalliance resulted in the birth of King Minos of Crete.

In later years he would get fabulously rich by founding a chain of muffler shops. And by mufflers, I mean soft, very plush and long scarves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

King Midas would later buy out the franchise with much better success. Meanwhile Europa's lasting kink took her to a bull that wasn't a god in zoo-drag and resulted in the birth of the Minotaur, which shows what happens when women will just fall for any old bull. Tale as old as time, indeed.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 19, 2024 10:01 AM (OUMaO)

184 Aka Brian Stelter wrestling the spin on a cognizant Biden

Posted by: Eli Cash at June 19, 2024 10:02 AM (fDUqw)

185 172 Instead of a life preserver, the Greek Coast Guard threw her a cow.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 09:59 AM (wKqZM)

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Fechez le vache!

Posted by: Outrageous French Accent at June 19, 2024 10:02 AM (jdHxK)

186 @Outkick
Joy Behar and Rachel Maddow warn that Donald Trump will "cancel The View" if he's elected.

Since when do those two campaign for Trump?

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 10:02 AM (wKqZM)

187 Why is the spud back on Chicken Noodle News? He was fired for a reason

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 19, 2024 10:03 AM (ZV+pB)

188 I had to go look it up and the Zeus - Europa dalliance resulted in the birth of King Minos of Crete.

In later years he would get fabulously rich by founding a chain of muffler shops.

Minos Mufflers?

Unlike his cousin Midas, Minos was more of a con.
He became known as the Con of Crete.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:03 AM (OuWLw)

189 Bovine Space Lesbians has been sent back for rewrite four times already.

Posted by: The Casting Couch at June 19, 2024 10:03 AM (dg+HA)

190 King Midas would later buy out the franchise with much better success. Meanwhile Europa's lasting kink took her to a bull that wasn't a god in zoo-drag and resulted in the birth of the Minotaur, which shows what happens when women will just fall for any old bull. Tale as old as time, indeed.

The Minotaur's mother was Midas' wife, Queen Pasiphae, not Europa.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 19, 2024 10:04 AM (Q0kLU)

191 Whatever could go wrong with searching the internet for "naked women with cats". I mean really?
--------
You're right. I didn't think of that.

Here's a safer one:

Squatting Woman Offering Milk to a Cat
Felix Vallotton • 1919

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:04 AM (ZdexC)

192 That is an awfully big turd cutter for such a small torso

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at June 19, 2024 10:04 AM (ZV+pB)

193 In later years he would get fabulously rich by founding a chain of muffler shops. And by mufflers, I mean soft, very plush and long scarves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

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Piker

Posted by: King Croesus at June 19, 2024 10:04 AM (jdHxK)

194 Looks like the steaks are high.
Posted by: And not just on weed

I told you that wasn't dried parsley!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:05 AM (OuWLw)

195 Unlike his cousin Midas, Minos was more of a con.
He became known as the Con of Crete.

No love for me?

Posted by: Manos, The Hands of Fate at June 19, 2024 10:05 AM (Q0kLU)

196 World’s largest pilot union calls to eliminate terms ‘cockpit,’ ‘manpower,’ other ‘masculine generalizations’ for ‘equity’

tinyurl.com/mae3p2t

Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 10:05 AM (NpAcC)

197 Instead of a life preserver, the Greek Coast Guard threw her a cow.
Posted by: t-bird

*********

Q: How do you make a cow float?

A: One mug of root beer and two scoops f cow.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:06 AM (uCfKO)

198 I like big turd cutters and I cannot lie...

Posted by: Rap Artist at June 19, 2024 10:06 AM (dg+HA)

199 I saw Bovine Space Lesbians open for Bare Naked Ladies at the Pussycat Club

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 10:06 AM (KhB32)

200 World’s largest pilot union calls to eliminate terms ‘cockpit,’ ‘manpower,’ other ‘masculine generalizations’ for ‘equity’

tinyurl.com/mae3p2t
Posted by: redridinghood at June 19, 2024 10:05 AM (NpAcC)
++++
"Inclusive language" is awful, and any organization that engages in it is wasting capital and is poorly run.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 10:06 AM (d04cU)

201 The Minotaur's mother was Midas' wife, Queen Pasiphae, not Europa.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Huh. We're all getting it scrambled. Yes Pasiphae as mother of Minotaur, but she was Minos' wife...Europa nowhere to be found.

I guess all these old legends can be kinda hit or myth.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 19, 2024 10:06 AM (OUMaO)

202 World’s largest pilot union calls to eliminate terms ‘cockpit,’ ‘manpower,’ other ‘masculine generalizations’ for ‘equity’

tinyurl.com/mae3p2t
Posted by: redridinghood

Tell me I should never get on another plane without saying I should never get on another plane.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 19, 2024 10:07 AM (4XwPj)

203 Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 19, 2024 10:07 AM (jau9J)

204
World’s largest pilot union calls to eliminate terms ‘cockpit,’ ‘manpower,’ other ‘masculine generalizations’ for ‘equity’

Fine. Call it the 'pussypit' ... pussies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (xG4kz)

205 I guess all these old legends can be kinda hit or myth.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer

That's a bold hypotheseus.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)

206 Cockpit? What's the vector, Victor?

Posted by: Roger, Roger at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (dg+HA)

207 I guess all these old legends can be kinda hit or myth.
Posted by: Brother Tim

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (OuWLw)

208 Stone-unhinged.

Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

209 Seriously though, he's got alot of interesting, varied works that's worth taking a few minutes to look through.

https://is.gd/r0Fk1Y

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (ZdexC)

210 The Rape of Europa, Felix Vallotton, certainly a more modern (butt but no boobs) version than The Rape of Europa, oil painting created in 1559–62 by the Venetian artist Titian.

Thank you, but I'd pass hanging either or both.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (NFX2v)

211 FFS, nobody in either the police or sheriff's departments
where JT lives will answer their damn phone.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 10:09 AM (7iAr4)

212 The area formerly known as the cockpit will now be referred to as the clitoris.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 19, 2024 10:09 AM (KhB32)

213 I guess all these old legends can be kinda hit or myth.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer

That's a bold hypotheseus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (v6JzV)
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I'd rather be a bold hypotenuse.

Posted by: Pythagoras at June 19, 2024 10:09 AM (BpYfr)

214 Rhymes with a female body part.

Posted by: The FAA at June 19, 2024 10:10 AM (dg+HA)

215
Pasiphae, inventor of the pasiphaer

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 10:10 AM (xG4kz)

216 First take for me, it's a Rockwell Kent.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 19, 2024 10:11 AM (ZtgZZ)

217 The cockpit will more be called the boner garage.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at June 19, 2024 10:11 AM (17s+e)

218 Oh, had no idea there were so many summer babies around.

Happy belated bday Ben Had and actual bday Madamayhem.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 19, 2024 10:11 AM (xJpub)

219
The area formerly known as the cockpit will now be referred to as the clitoris.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

No, 'front hole'.

Duh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 10:11 AM (xG4kz)

220 Stone-unhinged.

Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

End oil now ecoterrorists. Using oil based paint and cans with plastic tops. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:12 AM (OuWLw)

221 She Hobbit, Jordan is in this group too

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 10:12 AM (7iAr4)

222 Stone-unhinged.

Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

I'd make 'em clean the stones w/a floss pick.

Posted by: BignJames at June 19, 2024 10:12 AM (AwYPR)

223 Oh, had no idea there were so many summer babies around.
Posted by: She Hobbit

Gotta do something during those January blizzards.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV)

224 I guess all these old legends can be kinda hit or myth.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer

That's a bold hypotheseus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I'd rather be a bold hypotenuse.
Posted by: Pythagoras

In theory.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:13 AM (OuWLw)

225 That painter seemed equally skilled at Landscapes as well as still life and portraits. I had not heard of him. Thanks. Here is a picture of sunset.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxpddus

Ah, would that the rape of "Europa" was just about lusty gods in animal form and could be easily solved by" taking out" one bull instead of being about massive amounts of immigrant who don't care about the history and traditions of European countries and want to impose their theocracy on the natives or assimilated people who became citizens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 10:13 AM (XkYcA)

226
The cockpit will more be called the boner garage.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable

That's noose to me!

-- some melanin-enhanced and mediocre NASCAR nullity

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2024 10:13 AM (xG4kz)

227 That sucks. At least Tarquin just had a human sized wiener.

Posted by: Lucretia at June 19, 2024 10:14 AM (0FoWg)

228 gript @griptmedia 20h
Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has slammed the trend of migrants claiming asylum after destroying their travel documents as a “complete scam”, saying it “drives him nuts”.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:14 AM (ZdexC)

229 Morning.

Europa likes to eat.

Ambivalent about hanging.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (1Z9OQ)

230 No joke: My first typo of the day was "summa CUD laude".

Hmm. . . Maybe I should play the Powerball today.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (JCLJi)

231 She Hobbit, Jordan is in this group too
Posted by: Ben Had

Ooooo, then birthday wishes to madam Jordan61, too!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (xJpub)

232 Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

I'd make 'em clean the stones w/a floss pick.
Posted by: BignJames

While being horse-whipped.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (qZEuM)

233 Freddie Mercury penning an ode to fat-bottomed girls is the greatest ode to an ample, lovely backside.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (KbCG3)

234 Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

*********

Good heavens. Please tel me they haven't runed it.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (uCfKO)

235 227 That sucks. At least Tarquin just had a human sized wiener.
Posted by: Lucretia at June 19, 2024 10:14 AM (0FoWg)

Sir Tarquin Underspoon?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 10:16 AM (8sMut)

236 Bulg, might wanna check your math on that one.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 10:16 AM (7iAr4)

237 Doesn't appear I'll be getting on another plane after many years of enjoyable flying. No interest in becoming a statistic.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 19, 2024 10:16 AM (hKoQL)

238 232 Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:08 AM (L/fGl)

Way to win hearts and minds, dummies.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 10:16 AM (8sMut)

239 I'd make 'em clean the stones w/a floss pick.
Posted by: BignJames

While being horse-whipped.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Cat-o-nine-tails. Flaying flesh.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:16 AM (OuWLw)

240 Sir Tarquin Underspoon?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Better than under foot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:17 AM (OuWLw)

241 No joke: My first typo of the day was "summa CUD laude".

LOL. That would be a good title for the kids from my son's school who graduated with honors in dairy science.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 10:18 AM (XkYcA)

242 Never let Vikings near your stone countertops...
They'd just rune them.

Posted by: Groan at June 19, 2024 10:18 AM (dg+HA)

243 Bulg, might wanna check your math on that one.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 10:16 AM (7iAr4)

Oops, you're right. I was thinking 6 months instead of nine.

Oh well. No math on the blog. Serves me right.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)

244 No joke: My first typo of the day was "summa CUD laude".

LOL. That would be a good title for the kids from my son's school who graduated with honors in dairy science.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Are the ones who didn't pass udder failures?
Or milk duds?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:19 AM (OuWLw)

245 Good heavens. Please tel me they haven't runed it.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (uCfKO)
----------------

They said it was colored cornstarch which should wash away. We'll see.

Posted by: WisRich at June 19, 2024 10:20 AM (G0vdT)

246 Oops, you're right. I was thinking 6 months instead of nine.

Shrinkflation?

Posted by: Accelerated Womb at June 19, 2024 10:20 AM (dg+HA)

247 Bulg, might wanna check your math on that one.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

Yeah, like all those babies arriving 7 months after the wedding. But we can't talk about that. Yeah. I could easily do THAT math in 72.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:21 AM (OuWLw)

248 They got Willie Mays!

You bastards!!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:21 AM (/WHsm)

249 No Hollowweenies in Oct brings babies in June.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (7iAr4)

250 Death Penalty For Child Rapists Sparks Fury Among Transgender Activists

https://shorturl.at/716R1

-
If that's the way America is going to treat child rapists, she doesn't deserve to have any!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

251 When I visited Stonehenge 29+ years ago, they already had many of the stones covered with tarps to protect them from vandals and graffiti.

So, messing with Stonehenge has been a thing for awhile.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

252 Cornstarch?

The plot thickens.

Posted by: Just stir it at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (dg+HA)

253 I predict that in about 9 months Europa is going to have a cow.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:23 AM (uCfKO)

254 That's a huge cockpit.
How many pilots do you need?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 10:23 AM (J8LnB)

255 Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage Jun 18
Reform UK will scrap Net Zero targets, which will save us £30bn annually.

Alex Wickham @alexwickham 22h
NEW: Rishi Sunak says Nigel Farage cannot deliver for the British people on tax or immigration

Says Reform will only get 2-3 seats and demands: “What are they gonna do?”

Warns its voters will get the “exact opposite” of what they want

Answering @BloombergUK questions in Devon

Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage 21h
Last week the Tory party said Reform would get zero seats.

Now Sunak says we will only get 2-3.

I think he could be in for a big surprise…

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:23 AM (ZdexC)

256 I just spent too long trying to do a credible "Pasiphae-gressive" bit. This place, it does things.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 19, 2024 10:23 AM (OUMaO)

257 Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

https://shorturl.at/aWcSf
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

*********

Good heavens. Please tel me they haven't runed it.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (uCfKO)

To be fair to these cocksucking jackoffs none of their stunts have resulted in actual damage. They always seem to target valuable works behind glass and I believe it's all done in conjunction with the museums. I think if they were to actually damage anything permanently the next pair of stunt clowns would find themselves beaten within an inch of their lives. That orange substance, paint, whatever, probably washes off.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:23 AM (1Z9OQ)

258 I'm late to the thread. As soon as I saw today's artistic offering I thought" Oh boy. I can't wait to read the comments about this one." So far I haven't been disappointed.

Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (oaGWv)

259 Oops, you're right. I was thinking 6 months instead of nine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

9 months? Let's not short-change it; it's 40 weeks. 40 looooong weeks. Or in the case of my youngest, 41 long weeks.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (xJpub)

260 Cornstarch?

The plot thickens.
Posted by: Just stir it

I've been pudding up with these puns for far too long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (qZEuM)

261 Joey, have you ever seen a grown pilot naked?

Posted by: Vector Victor at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (dg+HA)

262 Are the ones who didn't pass udder failures?
Or milk duds?
Posted by: rickb223

*********

Heh!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (uCfKO)

263 Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:19 AM (OuWLw)

LOL. I don't know about the ones who were udder failures because they didn't graduate. There were however two students who graduated "Magna Cud Laude" in dairy science

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (XkYcA)

264 Good heavens. Please tel me they haven't runed it.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 19, 2024 10:15 AM (uCfKO)

Ah, Stonehenge. The greatest of all the henges.

The wolves got to Strawhenge and Woodhenge, but Stonehenge... standing up to everything Mother Nature throws at it.

But a bunch of Euro trash ecoweenies done broke it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM (/WHsm)

265 That's a huge cockpit.
How many pilots do you need?
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 10:23 AM (J8LnB)
++++
Two.

Plus the navigator.

Plus the deadhead.

Plus room for at least one stewardess.

It adds up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 10:25 AM (d04cU)

266 Cornstarch?

The plot thickens.
Posted by: Just stir it

I've been pudding up with these puns for far too long.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 10:24 AM

Just stopped in to say Jello to everyone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2024 10:25 AM (4p0Xq)

267 Happy birthday to Ms. Mayhem, and belated to Mr. Had.

And, as always (apparently?), JJ. Praying for you, Sir.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 19, 2024 10:25 AM (JCLJi)

268 Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) to boycott Netanyahu speech to Congress

.. they were worried that she might attend

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:25 AM (GITLP)

269 Doesn't appear I'll be getting on another plane after many years of enjoyable flying. No interest in becoming a statistic.

Posted by: IRONGRAMPA

Well they're probably on Boeings, so I suspect the issue will sort itself over time.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 19, 2024 10:26 AM (OUMaO)

270 Stewardess, don't forget the coffee!

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 19, 2024 10:26 AM (dg+HA)

271 And Jordan too?! Happy B-day!

I'm behind so I'm trying to get these in before the thread is dead.

Posted by: Lady Who Always Has a Burning Question at June 19, 2024 10:26 AM (JCLJi)

272 I've always had a keen interest in dairy science, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV)

273 Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage Jun 18
Reform UK will stop international students bringing their dependents into Britain.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:27 AM (ZdexC)

274 When I visited Stonehenge 29+ years ago, they already had many of the stones covered with tarps to protect them from vandals and graffiti.

So, messing with Stonehenge has been a thing for awhile.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

And now they got mores.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:27 AM (/WHsm)

275 Noam Chomsky’s wife says reports of famed linguist’s death are false

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And that he always smells that way.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

276 Derrière.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2024 10:28 AM (fv27Y)

277 Cornstarch was a bad dude.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:28 AM (ZdexC)

278 276 London derriere

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

279 Dairy Air.

Posted by: You can smell it far away at June 19, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)

280 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon..

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2024 10:28 AM (4p0Xq)

281 Noam Chomsky’s wife says reports of famed linguist’s death are false

-
And that he always smells that way.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

Communist shitbags live longer than anyone.

GUYS! GUYS!

If you want to live a long time? Become a communist. Those motherfuckers live forever.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (1Z9OQ)

282 Derry Heir

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (qZEuM)

283 These just stop oil things are all staged with cooperation from the curators.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (rsqyi)

284 That bull had his sole stolen.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (4p0Xq)

285 Noam Chomsky’s wife says reports of famed linguist’s death are false

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:27 AM (L/fGl)

He's only mostly-dead.

Posted by: Miracle Max at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (OguvZ)

286 Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) to boycott Netanyahu speech to Congress

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Damn Jews killed off the buffalo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (L/fGl)

287 Dairy Air.
Posted by: You can smell it far away at June 19, 2024 10:28 AM

Golf clap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2024 10:30 AM (4p0Xq)

288 Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage 22h
Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.
Rishi cant stop the boats.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:30 AM (ZdexC)

289 Chomsky says that, actually, he would like to go for a walk. He feels happy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 19, 2024 10:30 AM (rsqyi)

290 If you want to live a long time? Become a communist. Those motherfuckers live forever.
Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:29 AM (1Z9OQ)

You call this living??

Posted by: Not-zombie Jimmah at June 19, 2024 10:30 AM (/WHsm)

291 *Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.*

Did they bring bluebirds?

Posted by: It was a song at June 19, 2024 10:31 AM (dg+HA)

292 Obligatory musical interlude:

https://youtu.be/1w-2zwS67jI

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 19, 2024 10:31 AM (RVkKz)

293 288 Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage 22h
Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.
Rishi cant stop the boats.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:30 AM (ZdexC)

He DOESN'T WANT TO stop the boats.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (8sMut)

294 Looking at the artist's other paintings. He certainly had a very distinctive style.

Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (oaGWv)

295 Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage 22h
Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.
Rishi cant stop the boats.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:30 AM (ZdexC)

I don't think Rishi's cant will stop the boats.

Rishi actually WANTING to stop the boats, and doing things to stop the boats, would stop the boats.

But his cant does nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (/WHsm)

296 No joke: My first typo of the day was "summa CUD laude".

LOL. That would be a good title for the kids from my son's school who graduated with honors in dairy science.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Are the ones who didn't pass udder failures?
Or milk duds?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:19 AM

You guys are the best.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (4p0Xq)

297 So, messing with Stonehenge has been a thing for awhile.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

And now they got mores.

Posted by: BurtTC

------------------

I rather think that they have no mores....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (fv27Y)

298 She doesn't appear to be completely unenthusiastic.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (EET1b)

299 *Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.*

And oddly enough, they're all named Ben.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 19, 2024 10:33 AM (4p0Xq)

300 When I visited Stonehenge 29+ years ago, they already had many of the stones covered with tarps to protect them from vandals and graffiti.

So, messing with Stonehenge has been a thing for awhile.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:22 AM (v6JzV)

And now they got mores.
Posted by: BurtTC

Snipe a miscreant. Let the body lie where it falls. Put a sign next to the bones.

Shit'll stop toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:33 AM (OuWLw)

301 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee Jun 18
Chicago Mayor Warns That If Local Walmart Locations Close People Will Have Fewer Places To Shoplift
buff.ly/4ctbqFh

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:33 AM (ZdexC)

302 270 Stewardess, don't forget the coffee!
Posted by: Just the punchline at June 19, 2024 10:26 AM (dg+HA)

That's FLIGHT ATTENDANT! Saying "stewardess" is as hurtful and demeaning as saying "weather girl"!!!

Posted by: Caitlin Connell, WEATHER GIRL at June 19, 2024 10:33 AM (8sMut)

303 *Over 600 young men have come into Dover already today.*

And oddly enough, they're all named Ben.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Expecting another 600 C. Howitt Fields too!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:34 AM (OuWLw)

304 I figure they'll just kick it back to a lower court and there never will be a verdict or it will be outright rejected.

There is no free speech anymore.
--
Like I say, DOOM is mother's milk around here.

It's like the 9-0 ruling in favor of the hated NRA that "mere jawboning" by state officials who have regulatory power is a 1st Amendment violation never happened.
So yeah a letter from the CA SOS is exactly the same.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 10:34 AM (9WmFE)

305 She doesn't appear to be completely unenthusiastic.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

It does appear that she could just let go of the bull.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 19, 2024 10:35 AM (xJpub)

306 It's only a couple of weeks until Britain goes to the polls and the Tories are going to get absolutely fucking destroyed. Hope Sunak wrote a good concession speech.

Farage should just go balls out. Make a straight up moral case for shutting down immigration, Brexit and every position he takes. Fuck the Tories and fuck the communists in Labour who are just going to stumble into the majority. Do everything to stand out as a leader with real ideas and values.

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:35 AM (dbwIj)

307 275 Noam Chomsky’s wife says reports of famed linguist’s death are false

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Sad face.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 19, 2024 10:35 AM (JeYYB)

308 Germany Moves Closer To AfD Ban, Green Claims Party Is "Security Risk For People & Democracy"

Germany's mainstream parties are coalescing around a ban of the AfD, claiming the party "is a security risk for people and democracy"...

CDU/CSU - Christlich Demokratische Union Deutschlands/Christlich-Soziale Union in Bayern 30.00%
AfD -- Alternative für Deutschland 15.90%
SPD -- Sozialdemokratische Partei Deutschlands 13.90%
Greens -- Die Grünen - Bündnis 90/Die Grünen 11.90%

The Greens previously had 20.50%

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:35 AM (GITLP)

309 Stewardess, don't forget the coffee!
Posted by: Just the punchline at June 19, 2024 10:26 AM (dg+HA)

That's FLIGHT ATTENDANT! Saying "stewardess" is as hurtful and demeaning as saying "weather girl"!!!
Posted by: Caitlin Connell, WEATHER GIRL

Oh sugartits, excuse me, I speak jive.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:36 AM (OuWLw)

310 Hello? Is anybody here?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV)

311 This morning, watching YouTube, seeing savethechildren.org taking up for the poor dears in Rafah. (About Jewish children they are completely mute.) Gross.

I reported that ad for supporting terrorism. Just like I report the gun-control ads for gun violence.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 19, 2024 10:39 AM (xSSW6)

312 And for the ladies... or GAINZZZ theads...

Perseus Slaying the Dragon. 1910
https://is.gd/CWTONd

BTW, 1908 for the Europa one.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:39 AM

Great. Some deformed dude killing Tick-Tock the Crocodile while a butterface urinates in fear.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 19, 2024 10:40 AM (5L1F8)

313 Dressed like that?? No wonder.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2024 10:40 AM (Aoykm)

314 PUTIN AND KIM SIGN WAR PACT

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Another Biden foreign policy triumph!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

315 I rather think that they have no mores....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2024 10:32 AM (fv27Y)

Then where will the sadistic child killers bury their victims?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:40 AM (HV2Ek)

316 Greg Gutfeld rattles off a list of 'cheap fakes' that the media either ignored or actually pushed. Link to Twitter.

https://tinyurl.com/27vre7jf

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 19, 2024 10:41 AM (iODuv)

317 Eco terrorists vandalize Stonehenge.

Talk about tilting at windmills. Next thing you know, they'll be vandalizing the ocean.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 10:41 AM (OkFiN)

318 Hello? Is anybody here?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Nobody here but us bots.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 19, 2024 10:42 AM (OUMaO)

319 Germany's mainstream parties are coalescing around a ban of the AfD, claiming the party "is a security risk for people and democracy"...

And banning the party will make all the people who are part of it as well as those who resonate with their views completely quiet and tractable. Uhh huh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2024 10:42 AM (XkYcA)

320 Trump blacks and Democrats for Farage, in Wales.

Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage Jun 18
Reform UK are taking votes from Labour. If you don’t believe me, listen to Sky News.

https://tinyurl.com/5f6z5rym
35 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:42 AM (ZdexC)

321 Snipe a miscreant. Let the body lie where it falls. Put a sign next to the bones.

Shit'll stop toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2024 10:33 AM (OuWLw)

You know, from the German perspective, June 6 was about defending the continent.

Today's continentals and Brits could take a lesson from their Kraut friends.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:42 AM (HV2Ek)

322 Next thing you know, they'll be vandalizing the ocean.
Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 10:41 AM (OkFiN)

*Imagines a pod of dolphins spray painted with the phrase "Just Stop Oil"*

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:43 AM (dbwIj)

323 Not much to say about today's art except how the heck did they ignore the cellulite for the majority of generous backsides?

On to current events: I saw advertisements for haircare and jewelry featuring young black athletic women. Oddly, one of the ladies was sitting on a pink and gold throne. Very much a 'Beverly Hills' vibe. I think that is why the crazy animus against Collins: they were launching their product lines and her publicity interfered.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 19, 2024 10:43 AM (MIKMs)

324 Hello? Is anybody here?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Nobody here but us bots.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 19, 2024 10:42 AM (OUMaO)

Beep

Beep

Kill all humans

Beep

Muahahahahaha!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 10:44 AM (dbwIj)

325 PUTIN AND KIM SIGN WAR PACT

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Another Biden foreign policy triumph!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 19, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

What makes something a war pact?

Is Nato a war pact?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:44 AM (HV2Ek)

326 Germany's mainstream parties are coalescing around a ban of the AfD, claiming the party "is a security risk for people and democracy"..

Is there a link to the original? I wonder if they say it's a security risk for Unser Demokratie, in keeping with the Marxist style guide.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (OkFiN)

327 Teachers Union Boss, Stacy Gates, who sends her son to a private school, Says Conservatives Don’t Want Black Kids To Know How To Read.

.. so now we find out that in Chicago, where conservatives control nothing, they're swamped with evil conservative teachers

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (GITLP)

328 Odds on Biden referring to the new Nork-Rus thing as the "Warsaw Pact?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (d04cU)

329 I dunno, in that painting it looks like Europa is the aggressor . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (iFTx/)

330 Beep

Beep

Kill all humans

Beep

Muahahahahaha!!!!!
Posted by: ~~Robert~~ Robot
----
Fixed!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (ZdexC)

331 Of course, when the islamist state takes over Britain, Stonehenge will be destroyed anyways.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (fv27Y)

332 So, messing with Stonehenge has been a thing for awhile.

it'll be a mosque soon enough

Posted by: brak at June 19, 2024 10:46 AM (25k9m)

333 28 What's better?

The bull; the swan; or the golden shower??
Posted by: andycanuck

As far as erotic art depicting Zeus' conquests, I don't anything can top that Leda and the Swan fresco that was uncovered in Pompeii a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Tuna at June 19, 2024 10:46 AM (oaGWv)

334 Next thing you know, they'll be vandalizing the ocean.
Posted by: t-bird

Too late!

Posted by: Zombie Artist Christo at June 19, 2024 10:46 AM (5h/8D)

335 I saw on an endcap today "Star Wars" Oreos.

Light vs Dark

Which I guess in Star Wars is Blue vs Red?

So blue is good oreos and red is bad ones and it just happens to be an election year. The Left are sick, sick puppies.

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2024 10:46 AM (lX8VI)

336 Today is Juneteenth and the husk has taken off, to the family's luxurious Delaware Beach house, just as all other 'non-essential civil servants' for this Federal holiday.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 10:46 AM (NFX2v)

337 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (fv27Y)

Hey haven't seen you in a whole. How are you doing?

Posted by: ... at June 19, 2024 10:47 AM (lX8VI)

338 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A powerful bit of art. I don't see it hanging in my den though. Not the seascapes I prefer.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 10:48 AM (W/lyH)

339 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 10:45 AM (d04cU)

Beau died taking down the Warsaw Pact. My word as a Biden!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 19, 2024 10:48 AM (Aoykm)

340 A girl and her bull

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 19, 2024 10:48 AM (Ka3bZ)

341 So, messing with Stonehenge has been a thing for awhile.
it'll be a mosque soon enough
=====

It'll be blown up like the Buddhas.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 19, 2024 10:48 AM (MIKMs)

342 Hello? Is anybody here?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

https://tinyurl.com/yc2urw3z

Posted by: Us Chickens at June 19, 2024 10:48 AM (JCLJi)

343 Greg Gutfeld rattles off a list of 'cheap fakes' that the media either ignored or actually pushed. Link to Twitter.

https://tinyurl.com/27vre7jf
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 19, 2024 10:41 AM (iODuv)

I noticed a bunch of ninnies on the so-called right have been backing off the "Biden was shitting" response to the D-Day event.

Now everyone just claims he was looking for a chair?

That's how you look for a chair? And everyone around you recoils... because you were looking for a chair??

A toilet's a kind of chair.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:49 AM (Pfem1)

344 A girl and her bull
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Crazy calf lady

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:49 AM (v6JzV)

345 PUTIN AND KIM SIGN WAR PACT

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===

huh, just a few days after Biden signed a 10 year war pact with Ukraine..coincidence ??

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 10:50 AM (V13WU)

346 Hey haven't seen you in a whole. How are you doing?

Posted by: ...

----------------

Oh, I wander through occasionally, look confused, and mumble something. Kinda like the big guy.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 19, 2024 10:50 AM (fv27Y)

347 huh, just a few days after Biden signed a 10 year war pact with Ukraine..coincidence ??
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 10:50 AM (V13WU)

Time to tell your Senator that this pact that dummy signed is a bad idea.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 19, 2024 10:51 AM (8sMut)

348 Not many Swiss artists around.

Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 10:52 AM (V13WU)

349 huh, just a few days after Biden signed a 10 year war pact with Ukraine..coincidence ??
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 10:50 AM (V13WU

Not at all.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 10:52 AM (W/lyH)

350 Today is Juneteenth and the husk has taken off, to the family's luxurious Delaware Beach house, just as all other 'non-essential civil servants' for this Federal holiday.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 19, 2024 10:46 AM (NFX2v)

My place of employment "celebrates" the "holiday" too.

But I already did 5 days of work on Monday and Tuesday, and when I go in tomorrow there will be another Biden's pantsload of work to do because they gave us today off.

Thanks for nothin'.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:52 AM (Pfem1)

351 You take those cookies and go make you a coffin. Well, logo coffin already been done.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 10:53 AM (J8LnB)

352 BTW, another entry in the "Google is worthless " category.

Looked up "mother's milk" to confirm I'm using it correctly (I am), nothing but entertainment and product links.

Not a single link to the definition, meaning or origin.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 19, 2024 10:53 AM (9WmFE)

353 huh, just a few days after Biden signed a 10 year war pact with Ukraine..coincidence ??
Posted by: runner at June 19, 2024 10:50 AM (V13WU

Not at all.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 19, 2024 10:52 AM (W/lyH)

Difference is, in 10 years there will still be a Russia and North Korea. In 10 months there might not be a Ukraine.

Hell, there might not be a U.S. of A. either.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:54 AM (Pfem1)

354 Suspect in arsons at UC Berkeley lives in parents' million-dollar home, is a PhD grad, and called US a 'fascist hellhole'

.. this guy sounds like he could benefit from some time in prisons to "get back to his roots"

Posted by: SMOD at June 19, 2024 10:54 AM (GITLP)

355 Looked up "mother's milk" to confirm I'm using it correctly (I am), nothing but entertainment and product links.

Not a single link to the definition, meaning or origin.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Try it using "mother's milk definition."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

356 Would rape.

Posted by: Hamas at June 19, 2024 10:55 AM (LMbDX)

357 Juneteenth is a day I don't have to trudge down to the mailbox in 90+ degree heat. Beyond that.... zilch.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 10:56 AM (Q4IgG)

358 oh my

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2024 10:56 AM (cCVOS)

359 Would rape.
Posted by: Hamas at June 19, 2024 10:55 AM (LMbDX)

Which one?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:56 AM (Pfem1)

360 Juneteenth is a day I don't have to trudge down to the mailbox in 90+ degree heat. Beyond that.... zilch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 10:56 AM (Q4IgG)

I'm going to celebrate later by firing round through black targets.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:57 AM (Pfem1)

361 Juneteenth is a day I don't have to trudge down to the mailbox in 90+ degree heat. Beyond that.... zilch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I usually forget about the BS federal holidays and end up going to check the mailbox anyway.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:57 AM (v6JzV)

362 Juneteenth is a day I don't have to trudge down to the mailbox in 90+ degree heat. Beyond that.... zilch.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 19, 2024 10:56 AM (Q4IgG)
++++
Juneteenth is a day in the middle of the week on which I can't go run an errand to the bank.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 19, 2024 10:58 AM (d04cU)

363 Did you try birthing persons milk?

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:58 AM (IFNME)

364 Juneteenth is a day I don't have to trudge down to the mailbox in 90+ degree heat.

The Post Office gets the day off for taking two months to get a letter to Texas?! Must be nice.

Posted by: t-bird at June 19, 2024 10:59 AM (OkFiN)

365 Not a single link to the definition, meaning or origin.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Try it using "mother's milk definition."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

Does Googly acknowledge Mother's Milk is a character in The Boys comic?

I don't remember, and I don't care, but I assume the Amazon show kinda skipped over that part of the story.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 19, 2024 10:59 AM (Pfem1)

366 Juneteenth celebrates Republicans free Democrat slaves.

Posted by: blaster at June 19, 2024 10:59 AM (IFNME)

367 >>Suspect in arsons at UC Berkeley lives in parents' million-dollar home, is a PhD grad, and called US a 'fascist hellhole'

.. this guy sounds like he could benefit from some time in prisons to "get back to his roots"

1.Yes
2. In line with most terrorists, whether it's wealthy Ayers and Dorn here in the US, or bin Laden and his #2 Dr. al-Zawahiri. It's rich kids, not the poors who are angry over their situation.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 19, 2024 10:59 AM (cCVOS)

368 So you have that disease where you turn into your mother.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 19, 2024 10:59 AM (J8LnB)

369 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

370 U nas yest' NOOD.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 19, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)

Get outta here with that frog shit, Frenchie!

Posted by: Robert at June 19, 2024 11:07 AM (mfUZH)

371 Motel 6 worthy.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 19, 2024 11:20 AM (PoLl4)

372 Looks like consent to me.

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2024 12:37 PM (AWrpC)

373 [foreshortening is hard!]
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 19, 2024 09:33 AM (ZdexC)

NOBODY said "Phrasing!" about this? Y'all are slippin'.

Posted by: GWB at June 19, 2024 12:39 PM (AWrpC)

374 118 Nobody horning in on the fish puns.

Wouldn’t want you to pout

Posted by: Coelacanth at June 19, 2024 12:58 PM (uykIm)

375 "Two Bidens: Some of us are watching long, complete speeches by the president. Others just watching short, out of context clips on social media. Two audiences are seeing two very different reflections."

And some of us are ignoring video on the net, and instead are reading the transcript of Hur's five-hour conversation with Biden, and concluding that Hur was right: the guy is just not hitting on all cylinders.

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