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Emergency Backup Overnight Thread – 06/06/2024
Dave unintentionally went off the grid due to an extended power outage, so with apologies, you are getting a relief pitcher who didn’t even bring his glove to the park. But don’t worry about me, Dave is the one whose food has all spoiled, so right now he’s in his backyard feeding his family by roasting cicadas on a stick like marshmallows.
Let’s find something to discuss… How about songs whose lyrics you always heard wrong or just had fun singing incorrectly? I don’t think I can ever hear the Bee Gees’ lyrics the right way again after watching this video:I never misheard these lyrics but now I will. �� #BGs https://t.co/m044WG3bY2
— Coach Robyn (@CoachRobynR) June 5, 2024
Lead on, O kinky turtle
The day of march has come;
Henceforth in fields of conquest
Thy tents shall be our home.
Through days of preparation
Thy grace has made us strong;
And now, O kinky turtle,
We lift our battle song.
Here is Wayne’s World with their Top-5 Misheard lyrics.
Here are some more good ones: Paul Young: "Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you." (Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.) ABBA: "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen." (See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen.) The Eurythmics: "Sweet dreams are made of cheese” (Sweet dreams are made of these.) Johnny Nash: "I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone" (I can see clearly now the rain is gone.) Bon Jovi: "It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not" (It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.) Selena Gomez: "I'm farting carrots" (I’m 14 carat.) Queen: "Kicking your cat all over the place" (Kicking you can all over the place.) Kings of Leon: "Oh, dyslexics on fire” (Oh this sex is on fire.) Sister Sledge: "Let me just staple the vicar” (Let me state for the record.) Will Smith: "Kick a chicken with it" (Getting jiggy with it.) Elton John: "Hold me closer, Tony Danza" (Hold me closer tiny dancer.) What are some of yours? [buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
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Posted by: Jim T at June 06, 2024 10:02 PM (O8ftN)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 10:03 PM (ZdexC)
It's one of the hardest laughs I ever had.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:03 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Jim T at June 06, 2024 10:03 PM (O8ftN)
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2024 10:04 PM (Ga3Li)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:04 PM (ftFVW)
'll never leave your pizza burning."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:04 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #89 at June 06, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 06, 2024 10:05 PM (jGGMD)
Another rona in the night
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 10:05 PM (xCA6C)
"There's a Jew kid in town."
Posted by: The Eagles at June 06, 2024 10:05 PM (SYTee)
"Pardon impossible, to be executed." is quite different than: "Pardon, impossible to be executed."
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:06 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2024 10:06 PM (O7YUW)
(Pina coladas)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 10:06 PM (aiBxL)
"Starbucks Lovers"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Actual lyrics: "My mother and my brothers used to breathing clean air/ And dreaming I'm a doctor"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 06, 2024 10:06 PM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Stateless at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (jvJvP)
"There's a Jew kid in town."
Posted by: The Eagles at June 06, 2024 10:05 PM (SYTee)
Oh, I've purposefully munged many a lyric...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (LaNzR)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (9yUzE)
When De Niro said that he wanted to punch Trump, I posted "I would like to kick De Niro in the nuts. But he is so short that I would hit him in the head."
Twitter wants me to delete the post. Fuck em.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (0FoWg)
Mondegreen. They are called mondegreens!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (d9fT1)
Why not both?
Posted by: An honest mistake at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (F3eCL)
Posted by: jeff at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (ZiwLX)
Here is the list of Republicans who voted to hold Steve [Bannon] in contempt, which led to his prison sentence today
Adam Kinzinger
Anthony Gonzalez
John Katko
Nancy Mace
Jaime Herrera Beutler
Brian Fitzpatrick
Fred Upton
Peter Meijer
Liz Cheney
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)
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Someone the other day/night took the position that Cheney was more or less and innocent or that (the hulk) she was being taken advantage of relating to her past asholery.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (bQ/08)
Is it 14 carrot or 14 carat?
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #89 at June 06, 2024 10:04 PM (qfLjt)
Does it really matter, Doc?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Butkus51 at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (BBPQE)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (Ga3Li)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Infidel! What's wrong with that!? I KEEEELLL YOU!
Posted by: Mohamma Jamma at June 06, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 06, 2024 10:09 PM (XMwZJ)
Back to 1940's 'Gaslight.'
Alright. Slow. I'm living it through vax genocide. Hard to top that.
Posted by: Stateless at June 06, 2024 10:09 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Beverly at June 06, 2024 10:09 PM (Epeb0)
************
So the backup communication grid that uses smoke signals worked perfectly.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at June 06, 2024 10:09 PM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2024 10:10 PM (ROKBU)
Posted by: not til tuesday at June 06, 2024 10:10 PM (gKWVE)
Some music with an upright bass in the band:
https://youtu.be/-MaVlnmCQ-8
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 10:10 PM (brD1F)
No stupid ass lyrics.
Posted by: Butkus51 at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (BBPQE)
Classical Music as well...except for some pieces that require choir...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 06, 2024 10:10 PM (0Htd1)
Eggs on the side... Have a nice night. "
Actual lyrics: "Make a night flight, Have a nice flight"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 06, 2024 10:10 PM (9yUzE)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #90 at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (qfLjt)
"Starbucks Lovers"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Oh yeah, I....can see how other people could have thought that was the actual lyrics in that song, until just now.
*looks shiftily*
Posted by: Dr. T at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (8cPKb)
"My Goat knows the bowling score. Hallelujah!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh)
Zappa's wild as can be
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 10:12 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:12 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 06, 2024 10:12 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: javems at June 06, 2024 10:13 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
Does it have asymmetrical balls as well?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Taggart at June 06, 2024 10:13 PM (N2oAm)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:12 PM (3jEZ
Garlic butter works for many things.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Sunny and 67 here on the beach. Slight breeze out of the north. Sailboat race across the bay.
I'm on the beach.
Neener!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM (i75mC)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: jim
"Whaaaaaat's it to ya!? Whaaaaaaat's it to ya!? What'sittoya? What'sittoya??
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: Solutus at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (Jnnb9)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm
If one sous vides them, do they just turn into glop?
(Where's CBD?)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (3jEZ8)
How bout this variation on the general subject matter?
Old stuff but still makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eey03koWX4I
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 06, 2024 10:16 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Mrs Whatsit at June 06, 2024 10:16 PM (RHDfl)
Posted by: Your local Karen at June 06, 2024 10:16 PM (ftFVW)
"Believe a Woman..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:14 PM
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I always heard it as Medieval Woman.
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2024 10:16 PM (Ga3Li)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Solutus at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (Jnnb9)
Prince: When Two Doves Collide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (brD1F)
But in fact, I hear them singing The Internationale.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:12 PM (3jEZ
----
In chili, only with carrots.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #91 at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
No stupid ass lyrics.
Posted by: Butkus51 at June 06, 2024 10:08 PM (BBPQE)
Classical Music as well...except for some pieces that require choir...
I'm pretty sure this is an order for carryout pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs
STOP BLOWING THE MARGINS! 【CBD]
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Mrs Whatsit at June 06, 2024 10:16 PM (RHDfl)
If I remember right, (and i was stoned miost of the time) that song sucked. Amirite?
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:18 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:18 PM (ynpvh)
I would say "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen but who knows what the lyrics are.
Posted by: javems
Joe Biden wrote that.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 10:18 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Mrs Whatsit
I still seek (HA!) them out to give them a listen. RIP Judith Durham - wow, what a voice!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:18 PM (WXNFJ)
"When the rainbow sheds you clean you'll know."
(When the rain washes you clean you'll know.)
Posted by: 370H55V I/me/mine at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (p2DNF)
Musk's Starship weighs 5000 tons on liftoff
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/
1798838547333763150
STOP BLOWING THE MARGINS! [CBD]
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (bQ/08)
I'm not the only one who heard this, as you can see here : https://iknowiknowbutthis
oneisbetter.ytmnd.com/
STOP BLOWING THE MARGINS! [CBD]
Posted by: Real Life at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (vZVB2)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #91 at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (qfLjt)
*holds out cross with fingers*
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: Biggest Alfredo at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (8cPKb)
"And every time I think of it, I piss myself 'cause I don't believe it's true"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2024 10:20 PM (Ga3Li)
Posted by: Mrs Whatsit at June 06, 2024 10:16 PM (RHDfl)
Saddest song on the Afghan hit parade: "I'll Never Find Another Ewe."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 10:20 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: Braenyard
Did they manage to dock? Thruster probs earlier, so embarrassing.
Posted by: Your local Karen at June 06, 2024 10:20 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:20 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Don't all bears?
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (ftFVW)
Um, I...wouldn't know.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (ynpvh)
"Glooo-o-o-o-o-ooo-o-o-o-o-ooo-o-o-o-o-oooria!
In excessive daaayglooooo!"
Posted by: goozer at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (aWAkn)
"Did you know that a third of Americans don't have drivers licenses?"
This is inevitably followed by a rant on how evil and car-centric American culture is, how we need to develop more "transportation alternatives" to assist this huge minority of non-drivers, blah, blah, blah.
It turns out that the majority of people without drivers licenses don't have them for one simple reason - they aren't old enough to get a drivers license.
"More transportation alternatives for two-year-olds!"
Trotting out the actual relevant statistic - that about a fifth of adult Americans don't have drivers licenses - isn't impressive enough for the car-haters, so they invariably go with the one-third number.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (uxCna)
(The girl with kaleidoscope eyes...)
From Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Which happens to be a favorite song despite the fact that is an obvious homage to drugs
Posted by: GR8RDave at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (cdCaV)
--Led Zeppelin
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 06, 2024 10:20 PM (Ga3Li)
It's Rhino, not Wino.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (3jEZ8)
There's nothing that 100 men on Mars could ever do
I left my brains down in Africa
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 06, 2024 10:21 PM (VxbvY)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 10:22 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:22 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: 370H55V I/me/mine at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (p2DNF)
Good lord, do I ever hate that song.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:22 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 10:17 PM (VuZH
Heh. Homophonic funny.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:22 PM (ynpvh)
My MIL (RIP) used to teach Sunday School for the little ones. She taught them the song I'm Gonna Let It Shine.
The lyric goes (about their light):
Hide it under a bushel, NO! I'm gonna let it shine.
It came out as:
Hide it under a bush, HELL NO! I'm gonna let it shine.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 10:22 PM (xCA6C)
Oh well. Buck doesn't know me. WD probably doesn't remember me either.
I guess I'll have to come on Saturday....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:24 PM (H0LYt)
https://zurl.co/03Xu
What army does the ICOJ have?
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #92 at June 06, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2024 10:24 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:24 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:24 PM (3jEZ8)
https://zurl.co/03Xu
What army does the ICOJ have?
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #92 at June 06, 2024 10:24 PM (qfLjt)
Um, Ve Can do it! Ve have references.
Posted by: Germany at June 06, 2024 10:25 PM (ynpvh)
Oh well. Buck doesn't know me. WD probably doesn't remember me either.
I guess I'll have to come on Saturday....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
You seem fine to me....
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:25 PM (vJiyU)
"Saved a wrench like me".
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm
Singing the 'Our Father':
"and lead us not into temptation,
and deliver us from eagles. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Israel needs to go to the ICOJ and make the shakeweight motion.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 10:26 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 06, 2024 10:26 PM (VxbvY)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 10:27 PM (/2dqL)
"Lookin' for special things inside of me" heard as
"Looking for special things in sodomy"...
That better for Pride month?
Posted by: Germany at June 06, 2024 10:27 PM (ynpvh)
"and lead us not into temptation,
and deliver us from eagles. . . . "
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Understandable. Especially the rock group. Ugh.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:28 PM (3jEZ8)
How's that Boeing Starliner doing?
Posted by: Braenyard
Did they manage to dock? Thruster probs earlier, so embarrassing.
Posted by: Your local Karen
They keep talking about a helium leak. What do they use helium for?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:28 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/yndyzfb8
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #93 at June 06, 2024 10:28 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 06, 2024 10:28 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2024 10:29 PM (roH4R)
Who am I to dis a brie...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 10:27 PM (/2dqL)
LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Talking like munchkins, duh.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:29 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 10:29 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Make the rocket lighter?
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:30 PM (vJiyU)
How's that Boeing Starliner doing?
Posted by: Braenyard
Did they manage to dock? Thruster probs earlier, so embarrassing.
Posted by: Your local Karen
They keep talking about a helium leak. What do they use helium for?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 10:28 PM (63Dwl)
Balloons and high-pitched voices.
Oh, you mean on the mission...I assume for cooling.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:30 PM (0FoWg)
The hilarious thing is that Spanish law says that victims of genocide have an absolute right to emigrate to Spain, so all the Spanish politicians chanting "genocide, genocide" are creating a legal right for every person in Gaza to emigrate to Spain.
The worried people in the Spanish legal system started saying: "Guys? Could you tone down the rhetoric a little bit?"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Stateless
That should be No.1 on anyone's list.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:30 PM (0FoWg)
YOU HAVE A NEWSLETTER?
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: Norrin Radd, sojourner of the spaceways at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (hsWtj)
(Where's CBD?)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Low temperature for 30 minutes, then finish them in the fryer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Adolph Builds A Bonfire at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (vZVB2)
Yes, docking went well. They had trouble opening their door, but then it is a Boeing - notorious for its doors.
Helium is used to pressurize fuel tanks as it is not going to liquefy or solidify in the cold of Space.
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #94 at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (VxbvY)
(Where's CBD?)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Low temperature for 30 minutes, then finish them in the fryer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (d9fT1)
What would be low temp?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
Yeah. We met at TxMoMe. We communicated on MisHum's ONT.
I mostly lurk elsewhere. So, I get that I may not be welcome on the other blogs...it's ok.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:30 PM (0FoWg)
Unless his troops are allergic to Jew haters. Because they will die.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Stateless
That should be No.1 on anyone's list.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 10:31 PM (oaGWv)
I never make it to that part of the song as the station gets changed as soon as the keyboard starts
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 06, 2024 10:33 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
The guy's expressions are a riot
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 10:33 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
For Cicadas? I would Sous Vide them at 125 degrees.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 10:33 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
But they still taste gross, right?
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: goozer at June 06, 2024 10:35 PM (aWAkn)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 06, 2024 10:26 PM (VxbvY)
They'd might as well roll with it, if they're going all anti-Jewite, the muzzies will oblige 'em by taking Spain back into the Caliphate. Whether Spain likes it, or not.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 06, 2024 10:35 PM (e6UQI)
*Mick Jagger has entered the chat*
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 10:35 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (ftFVW)
Fried Cicadas are delicious!
Trust me.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 10:35 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (ftFVW)
It's the food of the future comrade.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:35 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
This is about the drinking, isn't it?
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:36 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)
And blow.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 10:36 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:36 PM (WXNFJ)
I mostly lurk elsewhere. So, I get that I may not be welcome on the other blogs...it's ok.
Posted by: COMountainMarie
I know ya, (saved you a seat at the bar a couple times) just thought maybe you got some inadvertent barrel time.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Jayhawkone at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (9rPx3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (hOrgI)
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Son of Dad at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (p/isN)
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (7Os14)
"Loving an alligator" instead of "Love in an elevator."
"Wrapped up like a douche" instead of "Revved up like a deuce"
Posted by: OutspokenRed at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (5P7YR)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:36 PM (WXNFJ)
Now imagine Springsteen doing it...I imagine awful
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 06, 2024 10:32 PM (ynpvh)
For Cicadas? I would Sous Vide them at 125 degrees.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Not in a million years would I have guessed there would be an answer to that question.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm
Bonus. It's 17 years between feedings.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:40 PM (vJiyU)
I'll always remember how distraught my older sister was, when dating a boy named Bobby, and the Beatles came out with "Can't Bobby Love"?! I was much amused, at the error, and her insecurity.
https://youtu.be/q8zx68HENIA
Then there was the most-mistaken song of the era:
In the early '70s, I got to see the The Kingsmen (whatever lineup they had by then) at a college show, and they did Louie Louie with just the perfect incomprehensible-ness of the popular recording.
https://youtu.be/oSLEcIIQYyg
wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kingsmen
wikipedia.org/wiki/Louie_Louie
Posted by: mindful webworker - kiss disguise at June 06, 2024 10:40 PM (IqDM9)
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2024 10:40 PM (xcIvR)
If I see you on a daytime thread and people give you shit, I will stick up for you. Most of them are all bark anyway.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 10:41 PM (VrUCR)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:41 PM (0FoWg)
I'm runnin' on a warm touch cloud,
Oh no
Oh no
I got ta keep on movin'
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2024 10:42 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ciampino - Thur Update #95 at June 06, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 10:43 PM (Ka3bZ)
("Get the funk outta ma face, get the funk outta ma face!")
Posted by: goozer at June 06, 2024 10:43 PM (aWAkn)
160 The misheard BeeGees lyrics lol
The guy's expressions are a riot
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby
He has a bunch of them.
https://tinyurl.com/38z4wrfw
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 10:43 PM (/sySz)
They're going anti Catholic too. The government banned public recitation of the rosary during the elections
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 10:43 PM (FdvTs)
Ha! I don't recall any barrel time...but if so, no one told me.
But, does one ever know...?
I guess I better stay in my lane.
But I love Thursday and Friday night ONTs. So damn much fun! I guess I'm just outside my place, but...I'll still lurk...
I love y'all!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (H0LYt)
"Four feet high horizon"
What can I say? I was a kid, and "horizon" was a cool word to me. Probably because of "Rhinestone Cowboy".
Posted by: Average Guy at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (lPHZZ)
She's a four level woman to me
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (fs1hN)
I'm going to see that gastroenterwhatsis in the morning. Guess that's where we're going to figure out if anything is getting stuck up my ass.
I got a bunch of other things to run by him. I'm guessing it all increases the odds of being penetrated.
Maybe I'll get lucky and when he's done he'll pat me on the head and call me his special guy.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)
"Believe a Woman...'
I always heard that as " Medieval Woman"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
LOL. Just heard that on the car radio tonight. There are so many ELO lyrics I can't understand I wouldn't know where to begin.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 10:45 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:37 PM (RIvkX)
I hope they have a generator. I have a big old Onan genset that I would give them. Came out of a big RV. It would run the essential services in their home.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 10:45 PM (brD1F)
Try his stuff sometime.
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2024 10:45 PM (xcIvR)
If I see you on a daytime thread and people give you shit, I will stick up for you. Most of them are all bark anyway.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 10:41 PM (VrUCR)
====
That's hawt.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:46 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: jeff
Back in the day, that be the early 90s, there was a plaque on the building in Portland, OR where Louie, Louie was supposedly recorded. If I remember correctly it was a trashy place with a porno shop around the corner where all kinds of different love took place. It got plowed over eventually and it is now a multi story condo building with some shitty but expensive restaurants on the first floor.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 10:46 PM (7Os14)
Nevermind that's it's all guttural grunting but my point stands.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 10:46 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: Braenyard
Did they manage to dock? Thruster probs earlier, so embarrassing.
Posted by: Your local Karen at June 06, 2024 10:20 PM (ftFVW)
Starliner docked and the two crewmembers are onboard the ISS. The NASA Commercial Crew Program Manager is an acquaintance of mine. I sent him congratulations a while ago and he texted back, "Thanks. It was a challenging day." He is an understated guy, calm, cool, and collected under pressure. Him calling today challenging must mean things were on the edge of the docking being called off for today, maybe for the mission.
Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 10:46 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: ELO at June 06, 2024 10:46 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
In the past, I worried that I may not, in fact, experience a Holy Death. Lately though, it appears we are going to be presented with a better than even chance of that occurring.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:47 PM (WXNFJ)
Gall bladder problems?
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 10:47 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (1Yy3c)
Id go, but I already know the answer
Posted by: Sec. of Trans-portation at June 06, 2024 10:47 PM (+I6Y/)
Smarter people than me pointed out that it's really unprecedented that we were able to watch live video of cameras recording re-entry, I assume because the signals were being beamed to Starlink satellites in orbit and not through the re-entry plasma to terrestrial receivers.
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 10:48 PM (9UkPu)
I love y'all!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (H0LYt)
Keep posting until someone calls you a Shitweasel. it's a sign of affection and acceptance. Trust me.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 06, 2024 10:48 PM (3jEZ8)
Posted by: Tuna
"I turned for home. . . turned for home. . . ."
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:48 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:49 PM (AyKbk)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 10:49 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (ftFVW)
I thought those were the actual lyrics-,fu*k rather than "funk".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (FJC9j)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (fs1hN)
https://mol.im/a/13501797
Posted by: Ciampino - Tinker Taylor Beggarman Thief at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Average Guy at June 06, 2024 10:44 PM (lPHZZ)
You mean, Wine Stoned Cowboy?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2024 10:34 PM (0eaVi)
So you're familiar with Eddie Vedder?
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:51 PM (AyKbk)
Posted by: Diogenes
I came quite put my finger on it, but hearing 'Jack and Diane' gives me the rage strokes it is so bad.
To my ear.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)
https://tinyurl.com/2dmvhrzu
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:52 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:51 PM (AyKbk)
MMMmmMmMMMMmMmm
MmmmMMMmm AHHHHHHHHHHH
No. Who is he?
STOP BLOWING THE MARGINS! [CBD]
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2024 10:53 PM (xcIvR)
Bruce!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2024 10:53 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Ciampino - Tinker Taylor Beggarman Thief
Bwaaaahahahahhaha, inhales sharply, bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Some Rat at June 06, 2024 10:53 PM (vJiyU)
She's black, so doesn't know much of anything about Jimmy Buffett and his awfulness, or his retarded Parrotheads, which are lily-white manifestations of pure, insufferable lameness.
Anyway, she said recently "here's one we could afford - it's called Margaritaville.'"
I told her "that's a Jimmy Buffett themed cruise. If you make me do that I'll throw myself to the sharks, and probably drag you with me because the cruise would be a worse fate."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:53 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (ftFVW)
*points fingers disco style*
How's my dance partner?
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:54 PM (AyKbk)
See. That makes my heart feel good❤
I've only been here at AoSHQ for about 6 years as a total newbee...
BUT, I've met sooo many wonderful people!
Thank you for the fantastic friendships!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:54 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:54 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Mix uh lot at June 06, 2024 10:54 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:51 PM (AyKbk)
There's this one female singer? don't know the name who has a song called "weasel slapping music." It was play over the muzak system at work. Until one time it was quiet, then I heard it was "please don't stop the music." I know darn well it was weasel slapping music. Another case of mush mouthed poor diction.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2024 10:55 PM (0eaVi)
________
Let the bowbowbow, come and save my so-oh-oul!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2024 10:55 PM (fs1hN)
Dave -- sorry about the spoiled food. Our electricity is usually up and running before any food goes bad. The joys of sharing a transformer with a Burger King.
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 06, 2024 10:56 PM (zbGp6)
https://tinyurl.com/mv7yta8d
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
How's my dance partner?
Posted by: Doof
Sooners just made history, so I'm amazing.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:56 PM (848we)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)
Pondering your nic. Do you share genes with Dio? As in Ronnie James??
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:56 PM (AyKbk)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 06, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
Now you done it! Canada's own Nestor Pistor sings "Winestoned Plowboy":
https://youtu.be/1nSQjWzWLhU
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 10:56 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: look whats not at June 06, 2024 10:57 PM (nakGR)
Posted by: Monkey See at June 06, 2024 10:57 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:57 PM (0FoWg)
I told her "that's a Jimmy Buffett themed cruise. If you make me do that I'll throw myself to the sharks, and probably drag you with me because the cruise would be a worse fate."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06
You are very sweet to do this cruise with her. J would tell me I have lost my mind and walk away.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 10:58 PM (/sySz)
"The Leader of the Band has died, and his eyes are growing old"
But it's "is tired", not "has died"
Posted by: Qwinn at June 06, 2024 10:58 PM (VmtEf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 10:50 PM (FJC9j)
Oh, they definitely intended the mondegreen, Fen! Literally everyone I knew back in the day when that song came out sang it that way. I still do when it comes up on my "Funk You Very Much" playlist....
Posted by: goozer at June 06, 2024 10:58 PM (aWAkn)
Posted by: Monkey See at June 06, 2024 10:57 PM (cBlWF
LOL
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 10:58 PM (0FoWg)
BUT, I've met sooo many wonderful people!
Thank you for the fantastic friendships!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:54 PM (H0LYt)
Howdy COMM! I remember when you were a shy newbie. Glad you stuck around!!
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 10:59 PM (AyKbk)
--
How do you feel about Muskrat Susie & Muskrat Sam?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 10:59 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 10:59 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 10:59 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 10:59 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: Madonna Louise Ciccone at June 06, 2024 11:00 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2024 11:00 PM (S6gqv)
Know that problem well. Lost my Verizon bundle this morning. No cable, no phone and no internet. Saw a Verizon truck on the street when I went out and asked the employee inside the cab about it. Said something about animals chewing the cable somewhere nearby.
Now infrastructure falling apart is being blamed on squirrels. Truly a 'look! squirrel!' moment.
Posted by: RickZ at June 06, 2024 11:01 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 10:58 PM (/sySz)
Oh, we'll do a cruise at some point. But not that cruise. I'll have an eternity to be trapped on boat full of Parrotheads when my day of reckoning comes and the Lord casts me into Gehenna.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:01 PM (0FoWg)
“When the Levee Breaks” 1929
Memphis Minnie & Kansas Joe McCoy’s
Muireann Bradley
https://youtu.be/_NSuXYgIDrw
"Police Dog Blues" C. 1930
Blind Blake
JL Stiles
https://youtu.be/GV-k1zE9NLM
"Crossroad Blues" - 1936
Robert Johnson
Edward Phillips (This guy is off the charts)
https://youtu.be/WnOQl_RpndU
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 11:01 PM (7Os14)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 10:56 PM (848we)
Well alright then!
*chugs Yuengling Black and Tan*
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 11:02 PM (AyKbk)
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 11:02 PM (/sySz)
Take a load off Fanny
Take a load for me
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 11:02 PM (oaGWv)
LOL.
I didn't know they had music themed cruises.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:02 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: William Martin Joel at June 06, 2024 11:03 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:04 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 11:04 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 11:04 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 11:02 PM (/sySz)
That sounds kinda hot
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 11:04 PM (AyKbk)
Posted by: scampydog at June 06, 2024 11:05 PM (41CYW)
https://mol.im/a/13502451
Posted by: Ciampino - Tinker Taylor Beggarman Thief? at June 06, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Doof at June 06, 2024 11:06 PM (AyKbk)
Posted by: Roberta Joan Mitchell at June 06, 2024 11:06 PM (cBlWF)
https://youtu.be/tO-NHQkIRso
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 11:06 PM (7Os14)
I still hear it that way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at June 06, 2024 11:06 PM (hZc6Q)
https://tinyurl.com/2dmvhrzu
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I'm still trying to figure out what Joe Biden "victory" they're celebrating. Did he only fill a diaper once between changes or something?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2024 11:07 PM (VNX3d)
And then I saw her face...
Posted by: Ciampino - Taylor Beggarman Thief at June 06, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:02 PM (XkYcA)
It's only sorta music-themed. "Margaritaville" properties also include bars, restaurants, resorts and retirement communities.
Yes, they're all technically themed around Jimmy Buffett music - but it's more than that. It's the "Jimmy Buffett lifestyle." Self-absorbed geriatric children on permanent vacation, guzzling well tequila and spreading herpes to each other.
They call themselves "Parrotheads," and they're essentially the physical embodiment of every single negative stereotype about boomers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:09 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Edward Joseph Mahoney at June 06, 2024 11:10 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 11:11 PM (vzUvr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:11 PM (WPcdF)
Posted by: Edward Joseph Mahoney at June 06, 2024 11:10 PM (cBlWF)
Also LOL.
What an odd chore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:11 PM (0FoWg)
I still hear it that way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents
I always thought he was singing "jet limer"
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 11:11 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:13 PM (WPcdF)
The only song by Jimmy Buffett which I know of(or can think of at the moment) is "Margaritaville." I obviously cannot go on one of those cruises. I don't suppose they have a "Dire Straits" cruise and J.S. Bach oratorios doesn't exactly sound like a fun in the sun /drinking cruise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:13 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Iron Butterfly at June 06, 2024 11:13 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 11:13 PM (W23tn)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 11:13 PM (uxCna)
So good to see Doof, Rat, nurse, etc...
I loved all of the song parts...and those who brought so many song parts!
I'm simply out of my league here on Thursdays and Fridays...
But, you guys certainly do kick it!
Thanks! Keep bringin' it!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 11:14 PM (H0LYt)
Prepare to get monetarily raped by Crunchyroll if you want the Macross Plus Ultimate Edition.
they want $190 for the pre-order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:14 PM (WPcdF)
Posted by: Eurythmics at June 06, 2024 11:15 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: MikeN at June 06, 2024 11:16 PM (XygMV)
The Eagles.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at June 06, 2024 11:16 PM (hZc6Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:16 PM (WPcdF)
Posted by: Monkey See
"Then I saw her face, now I'm a big peter!!"
What can I tell you, we were in 5th grade. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 11:16 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:13 PM (XkYcA)
Berserker has gone on one or two metal cruises. Ask him. I don't know if the Margaritaville cruise would be all that bad. No actual meanness, I expect. And no rap, and no disco.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:16 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:17 PM (XkYcA)
There's also "A Pirate Looks at 40," "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw," "Cheeseburger In Paradise," and about half a million or so other vacuous, shite songs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Robert Allen Zimmerman at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (cBlWF)
Every Sunday, ever. We all knew what it was, but people still waited until the number was called to pull out the Hymn Book - the same way that everyone had 'their" pew in church and by custom, everyone adhered to that.
Everyone would belt out the lyrics, in their best NE Mississippi accents, and some words would blend together - when I was young I always heard the verse "When sore trials came upon you, did you think to pray?" as "When Sortriles came upon you, did you think to pray?" Up to around age six or so, I was convinced that some critters named Sortriles might come upon you, and you were done for, so might as well pray.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (u/Zei)
Prepare to get monetarily raped by Crunchyroll if you want the Macross Plus Ultimate Edition.
they want $190 for the pre-order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:14 PM (WPcdF)
My wallet gives thanks that I have never been an anime fan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I know TCM has a movie cruise which I suppose could be fun if it weren't for the presence of the insufferable Ben Mankiewicz.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (WPcdF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:19 PM (WPcdF)
You might even get to see some sea otters in some of the bays along the way.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 11:19 PM (XWuHt)
He invaded at Normandy and single handedly defeated the Germans?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:19 PM (XkYcA)
Where is the non-GMO organic arugula?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:18 PM (WPcdF)
You get nothing but poutine and deep-fried bacon.
But you have to row.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:20 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:20 PM (WPcdF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8k
Posted by: Nathan at June 06, 2024 11:20 PM (HBOL9)
They call themselves "Parrotheads," and they're essentially the physical embodiment of every single negative stereotype about boomers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
A HS gal pal and her hubby live in one of those places. She is a hell of a nice gal but a raging alcoholic. Go figure.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 11:20 PM (WXNFJ)
I enjoyed it when they had TCM in hotel rooms. they don't seem to do that anymore.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:20 PM (XkYcA)
The Eagles.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, My Two Cents at June 06, 2024 11:16 PM (hZc6Q)
Always liked Life in the Fast Lane and Take it to the Limit. The rest..meh.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 11:21 PM (oaGWv)
https://youtu.be/7-jlZTcWTlc
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at June 06, 2024 11:21 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:21 PM (WPcdF)
You might even get to see some sea otters in some of the bays along the way.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Alaskan cruises always make me think of 50 First Dates.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 11:21 PM (ftFVW)
https://mol.im/a/13503449
Posted by: Ciampino - Taylor Beggarman Thief ... at June 06, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 06, 2024 11:07 PM (VNX3d)
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Our Latest victory on the Malabar Front!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 11:22 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Just the punchline at June 06, 2024 11:22 PM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:23 PM (WPcdF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMGodM0zm8k
Posted by: Nathan at June 06, 2024 11:20 PM (HBOL9)
"I said take out the garbage can. You took out the garbage man."
Actual lyric by King Biscuit Boy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:23 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: The Four Brits at June 06, 2024 11:24 PM (cBlWF)
I only know Jimmy Buffett from the endless loop of songs
(one of which is his) they play at the supermarket. I told my husband I was glad I didn't work at the supermarket because I'd probably strangle someone from hearing those songs over and over again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:24 PM (XkYcA)
I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
Yugoslavia! Yugoslavia never stop!
You can't all escape the chihuahua
Misheard lyrics are generally referred to as "mondegreens."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 06, 2024 11:25 PM (4X2LN)
which makes much more sense.Posted by: Henry O. at June 06, 2024 11:25 PM (Wnkzy)
Posted by: skywch at June 06, 2024 11:25 PM (uqhmb)
'I don't wanna wait, for my life for a Toyota...'
OK. Sorry.
Good night.
See ya Saturday.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 06, 2024 11:25 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:25 PM (0FoWg)
Tico and the Man
https://youtu.be/EaMTKXANjjw
Tico murders the lyrics.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 11:26 PM (7Os14)
(one of which is his) they play at the supermarket. I told my husband I was glad I didn't work at the supermarket because I'd probably strangle someone from hearing those songs over and over again.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 11:24 PM (XkYcA)
Jimmy did an awful lot of party music, but he always had some thoughtful and reflective ballads in his sets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:26 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: bill kristol at June 06, 2024 11:27 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: bill kristol at June 06, 2024 11:27 PM (gKWVE)
Your ship hit a bridge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:29 PM (brD1F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 11:29 PM (RIvkX)
I've known a lot of people who like some Jimmy Buffett songs. That's not who I'm talkin' about here. I'm talking about people who have adopted Jimmy Buffett as a key part of their identity. Truly sick people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:29 PM (0FoWg)
You might even get to see some sea otters in some of the bays along the way.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Alaskan cruises always make me think of 50 First Dates.
Posted by: She Hobbit
My mom and dad took a very small ship cruise to Alaska. They had
experts aboard to answer questions and provide info on the flora, fauna and geology. They enjoyed it immensely. Met some very interesting people including an English scientist who was one of the first to visit inside Chernobyl
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 11:30 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Outside of Life at June 06, 2024 11:30 PM (89Sog)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:29 PM (0FoWg)
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Like Deadheads except with Hawaiian shirts.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)
https://mol.im/a/13503085
Vigilantes, we need vigilantes!!!!! With hot irons. pewˆ³
Posted by: Ciampino - When are we going to stop this? at June 06, 2024 11:33 PM (qfLjt)
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Probably the same guys that hung the noose in Bubba Wallace's garage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 06, 2024 11:35 PM (XeU6L)
Watch the video of any Buffet concert. Same apparel. Same inflatable sharks. Same bouncing beach balls. Same repeated gestures (fins up!) and the like.
They follow the liturgy like supplicants in a church, and they're lacking only the incense and confessional to make it complete. For incense, they've got pot, I suppose.
It's that glazed eyed, slack jawed, numbingly conformist HERD that turns me off to most things Buffet, even though I've enjoyed some of his earlier work. Come Monday is a great song, no matter what.
'Bout the only time I *don't* wear a Hawaiian shirt, is when there's a Buffet thing in town. I don't wanna be thought to be one of "them!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 06, 2024 11:37 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: bill kristol at June 06, 2024 11:27 PM (gKWVE)
I hope that, since the various ConInc cruises became a national punchline, we've seen the end of those. They were a particularly putrid scam, perpetrated by the worst sort of grifters.
I put them in the same category as phony, pocket-stuffing preachers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:37 PM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13503085
Vigilantes, we need vigilantes!!!!! With hot irons. pewˆ³
Posted by: Ciampino - When are we going to stop this?
I was surprised to see that clip - my Sister-In-Law lives up in Music City, and she's always spoken about how relatively free from street crime Nashville was. Gotta give her a ring tomorrow and find out how things there have degenerated to San Francisco levels.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 11:38 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:37 PM (0FoWg)
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*points at self questioningly*
Posted by: Rev. Creflo Dollar at June 06, 2024 11:39 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 11:38 PM (u/Zei)
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So proud.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
You know when you consider Elton John is gay this line gets weirder.
Women are usually smaller then men, so it isn't unusual for a man to be dancing with his much smaller GF. But...if a man is much smaller it means he's probably also, uh, much younger.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 11:40 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea
Most of TN (here in the sticks) is MAGA country but much of Nashvull, Knoxvull and Memphis are shitholes.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 11:40 PM (WXNFJ)
they want $190 for the pre-order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 11:14 PM (WPcdF)
That reminds me...
*Hands Anna his wallet*
Just...hold onto it...before I do any more damage.
Posted by: Robert, found a coupon code at least at June 06, 2024 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I guess once Inspector Harry Callahan hung up his shoulder holster, things went downhill.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 11:44 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Tonypete
The suburbs surrounding Nashville (where I am) are conservative but you're right the city itself is very blue.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 11:44 PM (oaGWv)
"All those Dago freaks who used to paint their face/
they've joined the human race..."
it's:
"All those Day-Glo freaks.......
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 06, 2024 11:45 PM (sJHOI)
Of course it was just a way to get one last squeal out of the pig for these obligate con men.
Real pathological scumbag shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:46 PM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13503065
Posted by: Ciampino - Not a bad effort at June 06, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
This has been going on since 2013. Being a child in New Mexico can get you killed.
https://tinyurl.com/bde4pwd2
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 11:48 PM (7Os14)
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'cuz I speak
Of the hippopotamus of love
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 06, 2024 11:48 PM (ROKBU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 11:49 PM (0sq2f)
1.) Memphis - deadly hellhole
2.) Nashville - rich commies and gubmint asswipes, BIRM
3.) Knoxville - college town. It definitely leans blue. Knox County as a whole is purple, tho.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:49 PM (0FoWg)
https://mol.im/a/13503229
Posted by: Ciampino - More hot irons at June 06, 2024 11:50 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 11:50 PM (Ka3bZ)
Posted by: Tonypete
Memphis I knew about, surprised to hear about Knoxville and Nashville. SIL has always talked up Nashville since she moved there from Jackson, MS. And honestly, compared to Jackson, Nashville may well be better. The Governor's Mansion and the State Legislature in Jackson are dangerous turf even in daylight hours, and ginormous parts of Jackson are no-go zones night or day.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 11:51 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 11:52 PM (63Dwl)
Remember if you live in CT and a yute is breaking down your door to call the local interior decorator hotline instead of the cops...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 11:52 PM (ibTVg)
BeeGees “Bald headed woman” is the best.
Smoke colored water is one that I didn’t see…
The ultimate is this one…
Van Halen - Where have all the good times gone.
Check it out…
It’s really, “ Where have all the good drugs gone”
Seriously, you need to give it a listen.Every 3rd time, you can hear “good times”, but otherwise, and I’m not kidding, it’s the good drugs gone.
https://youtu.be/0akdECguSVs?si=cnwxiTHwfIOmsji7
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 06, 2024 11:52 PM (cWet5)
https://mol.im/a/13501955
Posted by: Ciampino - More hot irons? at June 06, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13501765
Posted by: Ciampino - More hot irons? pewpew at June 06, 2024 11:53 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:54 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Me at June 06, 2024 11:55 PM (Gt80G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
https://mol.im/a/13501459
Posted by: Ciampino - LOL how about building the world's highest mountain? at June 06, 2024 11:57 PM (qfLjt)
Do you mean the Seattle-Tacoma region or the City of Sea-Tac? Sea-Tac is shithole full of illegals - I worked in that area for a few years and that experience convinced to move to New Mexico.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 11:57 PM (7Os14)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 11:58 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 06, 2024 11:58 PM (cWet5)
Posted by: gourmand du jour, home of the $22 burrito at June 06, 2024 11:59 PM (MeG8a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 11:56 PM (63Dwl)
For the longest time, I thought the actor playing that commando CO was William Shatner.
Posted by: spindrift at June 07, 2024 12:01 AM (4wC6j)
The city. These urban megalopoli come to dictate terms for vast tracts of actual Americans. I used to live in CO and watched Denver just take over everything and sneer at the rest of the state as they systematically raped it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:01 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 11:52 PM (63Dwl)
Oklahoma City, I think.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 07, 2024 12:01 AM (IgEyy)
https://tinyurl.com/2sjjy3an
Posted by: Ciampino - He's got shares I bet at June 07, 2024 12:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:02 AM (0FoWg)
Heard it in a Love , 'ove ,song
Ten feet long
( can't be wrong)
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 12:04 AM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Sea-Tac has a population of 32K - that is not sufficient to dictate the culture of the region plus all the political, economic, and cultural power in located in Seattle. If you said Seattle is to WA as Denver is to CO I would agree with you. Sea-Tac is a crime ridden shit hole whose only reason for existing is the airport.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 12:05 AM (7Os14)
Then along came a real estate developer by the name of Sidney Schlenker. He convinced the Memphis mayor and city council that gentrifying Beale Street and building a huge glass pyramid would save Memphis. They fell for it, hook, line, and sinker. After construction on the Memphis Pyramid (and the monorail you took to reach it) were nearly completed, Sidney skipped town and left Memphis with a gigantic boondoggle. For a brief time, tourists were drawn to Beale Street, but not much anymore. And the Pyramid, which was designed to host a Hard Rock Cafe and sporting events, was vacant until they opened a Bassmaster franchise there.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 12:07 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 07, 2024 12:07 AM (H0LYt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hard to plug it in, but easy to pull it out?
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 12:08 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 07, 2024 12:08 AM (IgEyy)
Posted by: John Drake
'Murica!
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 12:09 AM (7Os14)
It doesn't help that the leeches are relocating from the blue hell holes to our blue purgatory hole soon to be another blue hell hole.
Posted by: polynikes at June 07, 2024 12:09 AM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 12:05 AM (7Os14)
D.C. is a crime ridden shit hole whose only reason for existing is the Federal graft trough.
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 12:09 AM (gKDq2)
Gotcha. Then yes, I'm talking about that whole urban agglomeration that runs Washington State.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:11 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 07, 2024 12:13 AM (u/Zei)
Hard to say. The Springs is an important city to corrupt, for a number of reasons, so I'm sure they're putting in the effort.
But, since Denver toppled, they've started running the dirtiest elections in the country (going well back before 2020). I wouldn't trust *any* CO results. Blue may not really mean blue in their case.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:14 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea
Which brings to mind the Bass-o-matic.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 12:14 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Listen for Mike Rowe at June 07, 2024 12:20 AM (cBlWF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The Puget Sound counties from Everett to Olympia dominate Washington state in about every way imaginable except for the Palouse wheat production. King County, which is where Seattle and the Eastside cities are located, alone can dictate Washington politics. Like many other states, the non Urban areas skew conservative but do not have the population to effect any changes in the State which is why Washington is something of a totalitarian Marxist state and is becoming ever more that as time goes one. Spokane was a fairly red city until a decade ago which is when all the lunatics from Seattle began moving their because real estate was still affordable. Today is much like the Puget Sound cities but with more horses.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 12:20 AM (7Os14)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:21 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea
Which brings to mind the Bass-o-matic.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 07, 2024 12:14 AM (WXNFJ)
I read it as ass master.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:21 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Stateless
That should be No.1 on anyone's list.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 10
I always thought that was!
'Revved up like a douche in the middle of the night...' because the lead singer had a spee h impediment or something...
Just finished 'Gaslight' from 1940. Slow for the first hour plus but great for the last 30 minutes or so but that's probably I'm really big into vengeance over the last few years.
Young kid here in Canada was putting in our kitchen backsplash. After hours. Cash. Took his family to the protests in Ottawa. I've been tipping people but need to increase that amount a bit.
Posted by: Stateless at June 07, 2024 12:22 AM (jvJvP)
It was my second visit to the city. I had told my future wife about this pretty fountain downtown. We looked but couldn't find it. Asked a local for directions, and he said it had been torn out.
And the pretty Peabody Hotel has been built into a monster called Peabody Place.
I once wanted to work for the Commercial Appeal. It had layout sheets that were far advanced of what the World was using. (This was before pagination became common.) Yes, I'm shallow.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:24 AM (p/isN)
Here's some examples of how they roll in CO:
GOP registration destruction is rampant in the Front Range Corridor, particularly at Universities and with canvassing in commercial districts - that's been an open secret for at least 20 years ago that I know of.
They went full mail-in early on there. When I lived in Park County, the scam was sorta, kinda subtle. The envelope had a hole in it. The ballots had a red block on them. In different places for registered Dems and Republicans - so when you placed your ballot in the envelope per the instructions, it gave the vote counters a handy red or white visual indicator so they knew which to toss.
In Adams County, they dispensed with that pleasantry, and just openly color coded the envelopes.
I'm sure there's many other examples, but those are the ones I've personally experienced. Election integrity there has been a joke for a loooong time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:25 AM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Oldowan at June 07, 2024 12:27 AM (dNvnf)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:28 AM (p/isN)
, why don’t we rescind the Congressional subpoena for Steve Bannon and officially repudiate the J6 committee by a vote of Congress?
https://tinyurl.com/4byd6ur9
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:29 AM (W23tn)
"I never wanted to be no Bob Seger.
Never wanted to write no Bob Song."
I thought that was some serious shade to be throwing at Bob Seger, which earned plenty of points on the "having some serious balls" chart I tallied in the back of my mind. It wasn't like I wasn't already tired of Bob Seger by then, but I thought this was next musician posturing. Though I hated the song (which I truly believed was entitled "Bob Seger"), I earned some level of respect for Mellencamp.
What brought this full circle is one night I was watching "Later" with Bob Costas, and he was interviewing Mellencamp. Mellencamp was bitching about his new girlfriend (who was much younger, of course) and how she would screw up the lyrics to songs on the radio and it made him nuts.
Posted by: Big Sam at June 07, 2024 12:29 AM (ULArf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:25 AM (0FoWg)
Secret ballot my ass.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:31 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 12:32 AM (7Os14)
_UK Mirror
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Love those immigrants
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:33 AM (W23tn)
Actual Lyric: I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Me: I had some dreams there were clowns in my coffee
Also, an ex-gf for years thought Hall & Oats was "Holland Oats"
Posted by: Bert G at June 07, 2024 12:33 AM (VARTN)
"When logic and proportion have fallen stony dead..." (actual lyric is "fallen sloppy dead")
Grace was really hot. I. Magnin model. Now she's a crazy-ass obese pig, alas.
Posted by: mnw at June 07, 2024 12:33 AM (NLIak)
MSN
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She may have stayed home, nursed the baby, swept the cave and had supper ready when her husband got home from bashing Irishmen.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:35 AM (W23tn)
A case of the band being so fucked up they cannot enunciate even in passing or misheard?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:36 AM (i4fVr)
Never wanted to write no Bob Song."
Yeah ... 'cause nothing says "pretentious ass" quite like bitching about not wanting to sound like the guy that had a string of hits about two miles long.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 12:39 AM (ui/jK)
MSN
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She may have stayed home, nursed the baby, swept the cave and had supper ready when her husband got home from bashing Irishmen.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:35 AM (W23tn)
This is the thing that kills me. As guerilla fighters, women may do fine. Front line in the ancient world? Fuck no.
Not to mention, they are classified as 'spoils of war' so the side that thinks of using them has to be in pretty dire straights not to protect them. You cannot do that on a battlefield.
Hell, they are still classified that way by any army but us and Israel. We're stupid and Israel does not have much of a choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:39 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 12:39 AM (ui/jK)
Or the guy bitching about how tough it was being a rock star and sleeping with a different woman every night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:40 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 12:39 AM (ui/jK)
Seger was 10x better than Johnny Cougar. It was obvious then, and it was a dumb thing to say.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:40 AM (0FoWg)
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/
1798838547333763150
STOP BLOWING THE MARGINS! [CBD]
Posted by: Braenyard -
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Didn't blow the margin on my iPad.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:41 AM (W23tn)
MSN
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She may have stayed home, nursed the baby, swept the cave and had supper ready when her husband got home from bashing Irishmen.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:35 AM (W23tn)
Being smaller, they saved on the cost of armor.
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 12:43 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 07, 2024 12:40 AM (0FoWg)
One guy can't put all his hits on a single greatest hits album. The other guy had two good albums when he embraced folk rock ... he then "evolved" and said fuck that too.
Fun Fact ... Seymour, Indiana is an odd place. Somewhat pretentious in its own way. Like drinking red solo cup in the trailer park with your pinkie extended.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 12:44 AM (ui/jK)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:45 AM (W23tn)
‘I See Black Americans Identifying With Trump’
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:47 AM (W23tn)
I still hear it that way.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I heard that as "We go get a red lighthouse."
"Sherry don't like it, public asphalt" is probably my weirdest mondegreen.
I think the radio I had as a kid really sucked.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 12:48 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at June 07, 2024 12:49 AM (ROKBU)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:51 AM (p/isN)
I prayed we'd get to the day these fucking bastards would notice illness and deaths from their own groups and finally question the narrative,
There was the article in the Telegraph, Japan might be going crazy.
I just want the vengeance phase to start.
By the way, when the vengeance phase starts, all the migrants will want to return elsewhere fast as possible.
Posted by: Stateless at June 07, 2024 12:52 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:53 AM (p/isN)
Sens. Marco Rubio - bubbled
JD Vance (Ohio) - ?
Tim Scott (South Carolina), - grifter
Reps. Byron Donalds (Florida) - good man
Elise Stefanik (New York), - good woman
Doug Burgum - my guess
Secretary Ben Carson - he'll get a job but not VP
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Trump will not make a choice from Congress, we need as many as possible where they are. Even if they are a POS they are a number and we need numbers.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:53 AM (W23tn)
A case of the band being so fucked up they cannot enunciate even in passing or misheard?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 12:36 AM (i4fVr)
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The singer had just finished a whole quart of wine all by himself. That's how I remember one interview with the band. Consider that starting in the 60s, many band members played stoned and also composed stoned.
Posted by: Ciampino - Cocaine at June 07, 2024 12:53 AM (qfLjt)
MSN
Spinners....sweet...
Posted by: Stateless at June 07, 2024 12:54 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 07, 2024 12:54 AM (hKoQL)
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 12:55 AM (DgGvY)
He tries to act like he was never Johnny Cougar ... out there in the same space as every other rock and roll guy. He caught the same wave Springsteen did ... that Americana revival that wasn't country, but wasn't exactly rock.
Open chords, I-IV-V structure, who knew ? Oh - every band from CCR to Hank Sr. to anyone that ever did Delta Blues. And Alabama, CDB ... I could go on and on.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 12:56 AM (ui/jK)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:57 AM (p/isN)
Hard to believe it was written by a by a once young but now bitter elderly lesbian on hormone replacement therapy.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 12:58 AM (7Os14)
Maximum Gust, last 16 sec. 0.0 mph.
Average Wind, last 16 sec. 0.0 mph.
This has been the record now, for the past 7 minutes.
That's when the drums stopped, too.....
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 12:59 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice
I saw The Margins open for a triple-bill of iamthemorning, maybeshewill, and 65daysofstatic at S.P.A.C.E. in 2019.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 12:59 AM (DgGvY)
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night
--
I was a kid who knew 'deuce' was a word people used when they didn't want to say 'poop'... and every kid knows what the runs are.... so I thought the song was about going to use the bathroom in the dark when you're sick, and being blinded when you turn the bathroom light on.
Which struck me as a strange thing to sing about, but the adults seemed to think it was normal, so...
Posted by: rosignol at June 07, 2024 01:00 AM (4agN9)
Posted by: GraniteLady at June 07, 2024 01:01 AM (SEshB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2024 01:02 AM (Sgq8y)
I remember, as a kid in the 70s, actually clicking that "wow, this guy is singing some creepy shit on the radio, and grandma' is digging it".
Boomers were, frankly, weird. I watched it in real time.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 01:03 AM (ui/jK)
Jummy Buffet 'Come Monday'
Heard as 'California is one 8 X 10'
Actual is 'California has worn me quite thin....'
As for Benny and the Jets - I was in 10th grade then - our interpretation was: 'she's got electric boobs, my ma has two*, you know I read it in the back of playboy....'
* there was much disagreement on whether it was 'two' or 'too'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 01:04 AM (QGaXH)
That's when the drums stopped, too.....
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 12:59 AM (e6UQI)
----
An anthropologist is visiting a primitive society. One night, he hears drums beating in the distance. Concerned, he asks one of the tribesmen what's up with the drums. The native says "Drums ok, but if drums stop very bad--run away."
The drums beat on for an hour. Still uneasy, the anthropologist asks again if things are ok. Again, the native replies "Drums ok, but if drums stop very bad -- run away."
After another hour, the drums stop. The native stops dead in his tracks and looks up and says "Drums stop! Very bad! Run away!!"
Scared now, the anthropologist asks what happens next.
The native replies "Bass solo!"
Posted by: Ciampino - Could have been worse, could have been sax solo at June 07, 2024 01:06 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Braenyard
Not true. It really is a pia to read on my phone when you refuse to use tiny url. It isn't terribly difficult, even I can manage it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 07, 2024 01:06 AM (9GsUI)
Applebee's could have made a fortune selling fones like that, back in the day.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 01:07 AM (e6UQI)
The man was so talented.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:07 AM (p/isN)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
-------------------------------
There are Karankawas hiding in the salt grass.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 01:07 AM (W23tn)
Better, thanks for asking. Like I said, it's part of the deal with this medical condition. Today sucked, though, and not because of my health. No cable/phone/internet all day. Squirrels (literally). And it was very humid, with heavy rain being squeezed out of the clouds every so often; uncomfortable with no distractions.
Is Trump considered as being from New York or Florida?
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:57 AM (p/isN)
His legal residence is now Florida.
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 01:07 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:57 AM (p/isN)
Trump transcends identifying with a mere state, as he rides atop a velociraptor, across amber waves of grain, firing an AR-15 with one hand, waving an American flag in the other, with a bald eagle perched on his shoulder.
Vlad Putin, merely riding bare-chested on a bear, can suck it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2024 01:07 AM (ROKBU)
Vlad Putin, merely riding bare-chested on a bear, can suck it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 07, 2024 01:07 AM (ROKBU)
Better than my answer. LOL!
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 01:10 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:11 AM (p/isN)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 01:11 AM (W23tn)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 01:12 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 01:13 AM (ui/jK)
Of course I was a cop back then...
Posted by: Lord Dewclaw at June 07, 2024 01:14 AM (VqVkE)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:15 AM (p/isN)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 12:57 AM (p/isN)
I believe he's a native New Yorker (born in the city) who lives in Florida.
I speak with authority as a native New Yorker raised in Florida by native New Yorkers. You may leave the city but it never leaves you.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 01:16 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 01:12 AM (QGaXH)
Count Bing and Edge in with Goggle in that omission, too.
IMAGINE had the founders of the tech giants been PATRIOTS ???
What glories would...could...they have helped raise this republic to have risen?
And this makes me despise THEM, all the more.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 01:17 AM (e6UQI)
I hear that syphilis works kinda' the same way.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 01:17 AM (ui/jK)
the NICHE-2 trial at the Netherlands Cancer Institute and have been published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Trial done on one specific genetic makeup, known as mismatch-repair deficient (dMMR) or microsatellite instable (MSI),
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 01:18 AM (W23tn)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2024 01:19 AM (Sgq8y)
I can understand that -- I've lived in Tulsa for 40 years, but I still consider myself a Kansas farmboy.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:19 AM (p/isN)
There are Karankawas hiding in the salt grass.
Posted by: Braenyard
And alligators and FLYING COCKRAOCHES
AVOID SOUTH CAROLINA
Unless Pedro sez
Posted by: Miklos and Palmetto Bugs welcome Yankees, not like you didn't burn it all the first time at June 07, 2024 01:20 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 01:21 AM (W23tn)
This type of thing happens all the time around here. I check the Dona Ana jail roster with some regularity because we have some of the dumbest people on the planet in and around Las Cruces. I stopped being surprised at how many illegals and traffickers get picked up weekly years ago.
https://tinyurl.com/3ubwwy44
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 01:21 AM (7Os14)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:22 AM (p/isN)
I hear that syphilis works kinda' the same way.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 07, 2024 01:17 AM (ui/jK)
They lived in Florida over 50 years - and to their dying day complained about what a backward state it was, etc, etc, etc. I'd say 'so why didn't we go back ?' Their answer 'oh no we couldn't do that....' I would tease them that it was the state they loved to hate...LOL!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 01:22 AM (QGaXH)
Posted by: a dude in MI at June 07, 2024 01:23 AM (+I6Y/)
I can understand that -- I've lived in Tulsa for 40 years, but I still consider myself a Kansas farmboy.
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:19 AM (p/isN)
I've lived in Calif my entire adult, post-college life (40+ years). I still refer to it as 'out here'...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 07, 2024 01:24 AM (QGaXH)
Save that anger.
We won't feel so bad during the vengeance...
Posted by: Stateless at June 07, 2024 01:24 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2024 01:28 AM (Sgq8y)
All AKC Dobermans are called "Debby"
They bite back, though.
Careful
Posted by: Happy Ball Miklos suggests non-taunting at June 07, 2024 01:29 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Happy Ball Miklos at June 07, 2024 01:31 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard
I wonder why Microsoft is intentionally kicking itself out of the government market. How can you have "classified documents" if any of your computers run Total Recall 11?
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 01:32 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 01:32 AM (W23tn)
Posted by: Weak Geek at June 07, 2024 01:19 AM (p/isN)
I do think it's all in where you are raised versus necessarily where you are born. I was born in the Jax Naval Hospital, Florida. My Dad got transferred to Norfolk when I was around 18 months. I was raised in Virginia until in my mid 20's, moving to NYC. I've lived in NYC for forty plus years and still consider myself a Virginian.
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 01:32 AM (gKDq2)
So, you ARE the 40+ y/o Virginian?
*runs serpentine*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 01:37 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miklos always git a 24/7, like the Waffle Hut at June 07, 2024 01:41 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 07, 2024 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: as Miklos is informed at June 07, 2024 01:44 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 07, 2024 01:43 AM (w6EFb)
Admit it. You've had that bruin all night, haven't'cha.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 01:44 AM (e6UQI)
Shift change in 21 minutes
Posted by: Miklos
My shift keys last a lot longer than that.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 01:45 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: mikeski
I suspect that Microsoft can disable this for major government and corporate customers or the customers through administration magic can make it go away.
My take on the various AI cockups is the tech companies are pedal to the metal to secure a dominant position with respect to AI and are trying to come up with the "killer app" that will do just that.
Us mortals are not privy to how these tech companies envision AI impacting the world but they clearly have it their heads this is going to be the next major wave of computing (very roughly so far: After Bletchley, PCs, Internet, Mobile) and that it is going be the most impactful period computing with trillions of dollars in the wind.
Buckle up because we are at square .01 and even if you dump the major tech companies for something like Linux and open source software you are still screwed; my gut check where this all ends up in a decade or two is going to make everything up to now look like the dark ages.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 01:46 AM (7Os14)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2024 01:49 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Ciampino - Not sax solo at June 07, 2024 01:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Everyday person Miklos at June 07, 2024 01:50 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: The Hollies at June 07, 2024 01:51 AM (1+tw+)
Posted by: Honorary Staff Sgt. Miklos at June 07, 2024 01:52 AM (wWqRd)
https://youtu.be/7imPLmvLyQA
Posted by: Ciampino
You've seen Simone's new video, posted today?
https://youtu.be/45SP4O2PcJs
It's..... quite inspiring.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 01:53 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 07, 2024 01:56 AM (Sgq8y)
(substitute “black dress” for flak vest”
Posted by: The Hollies at June 07, 2024 01:51 AM (1+tw+)
Now I have 'Bus Stop' in my head.
Not horrible. Better than Bonnie Tyler.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 01:56 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 07, 2024 01:56 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Gooten sleepin dreamins
Posted by: Swedish Chef Miklos at June 07, 2024 01:58 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Nan in cool AZ at June 07, 2024 02:00 AM (ZHG8S)
---------------
I saw Musk talk about it. He says it's one of our biggest threats. Specifically, the guy he started Open AI with. He wants to go balls to the wall, caution to the wind. That's the reason Musk left Open AI (it was his startup money) and created XAI in order to buffer/thwart Open AI.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 02:00 AM (W23tn)
Posted by: Braenyard
So SkyNet and XNet are gonna have a war? Can't see how that could go wrong.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 02:02 AM (DgGvY)
I get a thrill I can't explain
Posted by: Miklos recalling Days of Youth and drinks with Ernie K-Doe at June 07, 2024 02:04 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 02:06 AM (W23tn)
Posted by: Miklos is still working on this English Issue at June 07, 2024 02:07 AM (wWqRd)
_topmen
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 02:09 AM (W23tn)
Mojo Nixon, quite accurately, noted that Everybody has got some Elvis.
I suspect some K-Doe too.
Posted by: Miklos knows when it is time to dance at June 07, 2024 02:11 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 07, 2024 02:13 AM (7Os14)
Posted by: Skip at June 07, 2024 02:13 AM (fwDg9)
5,000 tons of rocket - Eat your heart out Boeing.
https://tinyurl.com/4r5ruxrw
-are you happy cbd - get a better phone
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 02:14 AM (W23tn)
Never mind.
Deliberately altered lyrics: in 8th grade chorus class one of the songs was the Leroy Anderson's chestnut _My Grandfather's Clock". Of course, we turned it into "my Grandfather's Cock was too big for his pants, so it dragged 90 years on the floor"
Benny Hill : "Give me an older woman every time. They don't tell, they don't swell and they're grateful as hell."
Posted by: buddhaha at June 07, 2024 02:15 AM (TpjMO)
All day, every day.
I never skip Lip day
Bet me money at any bar.
I will win
uh uh huh
Posted by: Miklos knows how to finance a comfortable retirement at June 07, 2024 02:16 AM (wWqRd)
_topmen
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 02:09 AM (W23tn)
There's no better way to show there's no two-tiered system of justice than proving there's a two-tiered system of justice.
I still think Garland is doing what he's doing, not just for ideological reasons being a Democrat and all, but for revenge in not becoming a Supreme Court justice.
Garland's legal 'serpentine' games, for want of a better term, can only be explained by revenge on top of the ideological aspect. He is pissed off at America, Trump and Republicans for being denied his rightful place in History. Sounds a lot like Hillary hating on Trump for him denying her her rightful place in History as the first woman president, that 'pink ceiling' bullshit.
So, to me, all the mud being slung at Trump to see what sticks has a lot of its underpinnings in revenge. The whole intelligence 'community', i.e., is not thrilled with another Trump presidency, because they know this time it's with more revenge. Our 'rule of law' politics has devolved into Rome's unsustainable government by revenge. But if we don't do it, they won't stop.
Posted by: RickZ at June 07, 2024 02:23 AM (gKDq2)
https://youtu.be/7imPLmvLyQA
Posted by: Ciampino
You've seen Simone's new video, posted today?
https://youtu.be/45SP4O2PcJs
It's..... quite inspiring.
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 01:53 AM (DgGvY)
----
Interesting. A new look to Simone?
The song is nice but 'Rivers' is much more catchy.
Posted by: Ciampino - Not sax solo? at June 07, 2024 02:24 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 02:28 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 02:28 AM (bo7UB)
0.07 Gust, and 0.02 mph windspeed.
The ABC weather reporter is outside, hanging on to the fencepost in the gale, for dear life.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 07, 2024 02:33 AM (e6UQI)
The song is nice but 'Rivers' is much more catchy.
Posted by: Ciampino
It'll be her first solo album.
"Rivers" is a great song. Probably my third-favorite Epica tune, behind "Solitary Ground" and "Feint."
https://youtu.be/NxFAyqjm3h0
https://youtu.be/_dHrizW3i2U
Posted by: mikeski at June 07, 2024 02:35 AM (DgGvY)
_liveactionnews
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 02:35 AM (W23tn)
She's movin' up and back
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 02:28 AM (bo7UB)
She's 'uh' moving up and back.
Posted by: Sam Cooke Lyrical Pedant at June 07, 2024 02:47 AM (i4fVr)
Posted by: OutspokenRed at June 06, 2024 10:38 PM (5P7YR)
"Dressed up like a douche in the corner of the night"
Posted by: JT at June 07, 2024 02:57 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 07, 2024 02:28 AM (bo7UB)
Adios Amiklos !
Posted by: JT at June 07, 2024 02:59 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: m at June 07, 2024 03:03 AM (NHMTR)
Posted by: Cicero
Thank you verry much
I was out smoking with Willy Nelson
For the ONT VIPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9sRJ-eOHnc
Posted by: Miklos knows Wilie wrote it at June 07, 2024 03:10 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: JT at June 07, 2024 03:24 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: m
You kids keep it down in the basement
Specifically Garth
Posted by: Garth's supportive uncle Miklos Biden, because they get the chicks at June 07, 2024 03:26 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 07, 2024 12:45 AM (W23tn)
Or you could just stop blowing the margins! I know...it's a complicated idea.
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Posted by: JT at June 07, 2024 03:35 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Braenyard
CBD is the only one getting blown?1?
NOT FAIR
Posted by: raimondo on tap at June 07, 2024 03:37 AM (wWqRd)
Ace was composing a eulogy for the Expert, Tom Nichols, even though Nichols was still alive. It is a masterful, insanely funny destruction of that pompous clown. My favorite line:
"Tom Nichols has at last succumbed in his long, long struggle against sexual inadequacy.
"He died exactly as he lived: just lying there useless and stupid like a two-hundred fifty pound bag of cuck pudding while his wife was occupied by a better man, her fingertips scratching down his back like Quint trying to summon a beleaguered bartender, her upthrust legs stabbing the air like the proud prongs of the mighty mountain ibex.
---
Quint summoning a beleaguered bartender.
I haven't laughed that hard in years. Salut!
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Posted by: Auntie Miklos liked that song at June 07, 2024 04:08 AM (wWqRd)
I really ought to.
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