Disney Debuts What the Creator Agrees is the "Gayest Star Wars Show Ever" During Pride Month

During Pride Month, Disney?!

DURING PRIDE MONTH!?!!

I barely even want to cover this. Star Wars is dead and it's not coming back, and this is just more gay/feminist propaganda from Kaffeine Kennedy.

But I guess I have to at least mention this.

The hero of The Acolyte -- the Sith killer, I mean -- has two "moms." Two lesbian moms. And the show claims that one "created" her, while the other mom "carried" her.

This is a science fantasy show.

The "star" of the show then chimes in that this should appeal to "nerds" because, quote, "nerds are gay."

“Gayest Star Wars ever!” *Cackles maniacally. They trashed what you love so they can brag about making it gay. You sold your baby to crazy vandals, George.
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— Vonster (@__RiseAgain__) June 5, 2024

If you think the science is bad on having two moms who "created" a daughter, wait till you see the scene where the hero has to put out a fire on the exterior of a spaceship -- a fire that burns in the oxygen-free void of space.

The show informs us that Homophobia Is a Problem even in the far future of Star Wars -- yes, I know it's set in the distant past, Gay Nerds -- when one of the Sith hero's gay moms tells her that the galaxy oppresses people like us.

Reviews say that the ditzy star can't act.

So why was she chosen?

Well, previously she had appeared in a race-baiting, white-denigrating film called The Hate You Give, and said the point of that movie was "to make white people cry."

Amandla Stenberg, actress in the new Star Wars series, The Acolyte, says "White people crying was the goal"

Just imagine a white actress saying that about black people. How would that have gone over?
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— Sabrina Smolders 🦋🌹 (@SabrinaSmolders) June 6, 2024

My sacred duty as a journalist requires me to note that at the London premiere, she did offer fans of Star Wars a living tribute to the twin suns of Tattooine, and I approve of that.

Episodes 1 and 2 were released. The word is that they are slow, boring, poorly written, and badly acted. Former Harvey Weinstein assistant and showrunner Leslye Headland -- there are some conspiracy theorists who think her history with Harvey Weinstein and her sudden rise as a showrunner may be related, somehow! -- cast her Nepot lesbian wife in not one but two roles, and reviewers say you can feel the force of nepotism in her terrible performance.

But the real problems come in episode three, which Allen Ng of Film Threat say destroys Star Wars forever. (Critics received screener copies of the first four episodes.)

Ng hasn't said exactly what causes the breaking, but there are rumors the show actually establishes that the Force is Female.

Gary from Nerdrotic says the show doesn't actually say "The Force is Female," but implies that the Force was created by the union of two lesbian women.

That Park Place:

This rumor comes from scooper WDW Pro, who detailed in a recent video upload, "According to a source that I have, Lorn, Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland are going to do something in The Acolyte that is going to essentially end what remaining fans they have. And that is they are literally going to change the Force, the Force itself, into being literally female, gender female Force."
Later in the video, Pro detailed, "The source who has relayed to me some stuff, they believe this will be so bad that there's nothing left to do except reboot Star Wars. They think Kathleen Kennedy cannot continue or Star Wars cannot."
Film Threat writer Alan Ng has made similar comments. He posted on X, "The third episode of The Acolyte will finally kill Star Wars for the vast majority of Pre-Disney Star Wars Fans. Based on LucasFilm comments of late, they are OK with that."

They said the thing! They said the thing!

This changes the lore of Star Wars completely, of course. Never has it ever been suggested that the Force was "created" by anyone, much less two women bumping clams.

Gary from Nerdrotic points out that this is a major retcon that changes the Star Wars mythology as much as the "Timeless Children" episode of Doctor Who did. In that episode, woke showrunner Chris Chibnall told Doctor Who fans that the Timelords were born from a young black girl, and that young black girl was the Doctor's original and true form.

Apparently episode 3 also Makes Herstory by introducing trans pronouns, too.

The show also introduces the first live-action Wookiee Jedia, and shows why George Lucas had always resisted doing this: Because it's silly and looks stupid.

Why is the Wookiee wearing clothes? Chewbacca didn't, nor did any other Wookiee we saw.

But you wouldn't know he's a Jedi unless he was wearing Jedi Cosplay, so they put him in dumb pseudo-robes.

Oh, I thought maybe the wookiee is also a female, but no, this is one of the few male characters on the show.

There are no white men (spit) on the show, of course.

Oh, and speaking of Doctor Who: The ratings continue to fall. A single episode bucked the trend of ratings going down and down, and that episode had very little of the gay black "Doctor" played by gay black racist Ncuti Gatwa. Only a touch over two million people watched the last episode when it debuted.

In more Disney news: They shut down one of their most famous and most loved attractions, Splash Mountain, because apparently it was themed with characters from Song of the South, like Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox.

Therefore, the ride did a racism.

They revamped it by turning it into "Tiana's Bayou Adventure." Tiana is the black princess from The Princess and the Frog. So they wanted to get rid of Muh Racism, but once something is DEI, it must be DEI forever, so of course it had to be based on a movie featuring a black princess.

The ride is getting terrible reviews. It's had a problematic roll-out with breakdowns and even fires, but word is that it's just boring and that Disney once again cheaped out -- they took out all of the "offensive racist" animatronic animals from the Splash Mountain ride, but only replaced them with a handful of unimpressive Culturally Sensitive Animatronics.

Weirdly, even though the plot of the Princess and the Frog has Tiana being turned into a frog, the ride doesn't feature her in frog form. People are speculating they avoided that because they... didn't want to disrespect a Strong Black Female by reducing her to the state of froghood, even though that was the whole plot of the movie.

So Splash Mountain was problematic because it had Song of the South theming, and now this current ride is also problematic, because the movie promotes the harmful stereotype that black women sometimes transform into frogs.

They also didn't include voodoo theming in the ride, even though Tiana was turned into a frog by a voodoo spell. Reportedly they had PC reasons for avoiding voodoo -- wouldn't want to suggest that any real-world voodoo practitioners turn Strong Black Women into frogs. (They're also stripping out tiki torches and Polynesian theming from their Moana ride -- cultural appropriation!)

Honestly some voodoo theming might have been useful, given the reported lameness of the current ride. The ride is partly a "dark ride," where you're taken through dark indoor spaces, and that could have been a good place for ghosts and skeletons to scare you.

Instead of doing that, they replaced potential voodoo animatronics with... nothing.

Let me preempt any readers and say that I'm bored by this post.

Disney is dead, and it's no longer even worth saying.

Oh, and sorry for the long gap between posts-- I thought I had posted something at 3:15. Whoops!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 WHITE PEOPLE SUCK!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (17s+e)

2 Just don't understand why Star Wars is failing. It's a puzzler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (2UnvF)

3 Burn mouse burn

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (zjgNU)

4 STAR SPONGE!

Posted by: Quaid at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (53oGX)

5 Star Wars wasn't dead enough. They had to drag it out from under the dumpster, stab it 50 times and set it on fire.

Posted by: Cicero (@ccero43) at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (+myjY)

6 Off Arrrnold sock...

Posted by: Inogame at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (53oGX)

7 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (rbKZ6)

8
I thought the gayest Star Wars was Phantom Menace.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (+oR7L)

9 Let me preempt any readers and say that I'm bored by this post.

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Then let me spice it up:

Killer Joe is a sequel to Dazed and Confused.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

10 The guy in the Wookie suit is white. So there's that.

Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (FQmDC)

11 Make it gay and lame.

Posted by: winning strategy at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (k3d8O)

12 Reviews say that the ditzy star can't act.

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I keep seeing the motif that the show is "modest".

The show cost $300 million and is only a few episodes long.

Andor didn't cost as much, was about 12 episodes long, and felt pretty big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

13 I had a hunch we'd be seeing ace's commentary on the "Gayest Star Wars" evah!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (7fElN)

14 The "star" of the show then chimes in that this should appeal to "nerds" because, quote, "nerds are gay."

Nope. Nerds usually very much want to play with boobs. But when they're in high school and college, girls don't want nerds.

It typically takes girls until about 27 years old or so to realize that what 'nerd' really means is 'he has a job, a car, and his own place.'

THAT'S when you can get the girl.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (/nCD+)

15 I guess they made it gay and lame.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (Wnv9h)

16 the force being female provides a Jungian explanation as to why all Jedi tend to go to the dark side

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (D7oie)

17 For anyone still harboring favorable impressions of Prince William, he just made Bob Iger into a knight.

https://tinyurl.com/53cy6pjb

The Black Prince jeers.

Posted by: Cicero (@ccero43) at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (+myjY)

18 White people will not cry, we will just ignore everything they try and get us to watch.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (6RPLA)

19 i said newd thread

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (B1FKF)

20 The hero of The Acolyte -- the Sith killer, I mean -- has two "moms." Two lesbian moms. And the show claims that one "created" her, while the other mom "carried" her.
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Of course.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (d04cU)

21 Disney Debuts What the Creator Agrees is the "Gayest Star Wars Ever" During Pride Month

That's just fucking Goofy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (mzzp7)

22 "The Force is Female" emblazoned across their breasts.

What, exactly, are they trying to say "The Force" consists of?

Posted by: BahLahKee- semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (tT6L1)

23 It really is amazing to me that the bubble in which these lunatics live is so all-encompassing. Have they never even gone to a theater where a Star Wars movie was being shown? Never seen the audience?

I guess when advancement is based on vagina status and hatred for the dreaded phallus, we get people devoid of any business sense.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)

24 5 Star Wars wasn't dead enough. They had to drag it out from under the dumpster, stab it 50 times and set it on fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@ccero43) at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (+myjY)

Then yeet it into the sun!

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (VGRuw)

25 The Force is ghey and lame.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (RIvkX)

26 They also didn't include voodoo theming in the ride, even though Tiana was turned into a frog by a voodoo spell. Reportedly they had PC reasons for avoiding voodoo -- wouldn't want to suggest that any real-world voodoo practitioners turn Strong Black Women into frogs. (They're also stripping out tiki torches and Polynesian theming from their Moana ride -- cultural appropriation!)

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It's almost like the current form of political correctness is designed to bore people to death.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

27 These guys are really good. I was only able to shoot myself twice in the back.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (sZIeh)

28 Like Star Trek (although I would say more true of Trek) there is still the original, good stuff.

The problem with Star Wars is that Lucas started screwing with the originals 20 years ago so even that is a bit tainted. First case of the modern retardation of needing to change the past?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (nr7mR)

29 galaxy oppresses people like us.

No, evolution oppresses people like you. There is no survival of the stupid.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (obnkZ)

30
Second gayest Star Wars ever:

Ewoks: Battle for Endor

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (+oR7L)

31 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: Disney er al at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (8sMut)

32 ~~Sir Iger~~ Iger KBE is loud and proud of his latest creation.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (aFNOf)

33 23 It really is amazing to me that the bubble in which these lunatics live is so all-encompassing. Have they never even gone to a theater where a Star Wars movie was being shown? Never seen the audience?

I guess when advancement is based on vagina status and hatred for the dreaded phallus, we get people devoid of any business sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)

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I would suggest that they know and don't care and are making the reality they wish come true by speaking it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

34 The redhead (or brunette, maybe) to the left of Kathleen Kennedy is cute and has tits that could stop traffic.

Too bad she's an insane wrecker with whom association would be frustrating at best and more likely dangerous.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (d04cU)

35 Joel Berry @JoelWBerry 19h
The Acolyte is a queer, Marxist vandalization of the myth of Star Wars. In The Acolyte, the Force is a metaphor for cultural hegemonic power. The Jedi are a metaphor for cisgender white oppressors who hoard the power for themselves. Yes, it really is that obnoxious and stupid.

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv 19h
The Acolyte ... new Star Wars series summary
1) The main character has two mothers
2) All of the main Jedi characters are Black or Asian, zero White men.
3) In the first episode, the only speaking role for a white character was for prisoners.

In Episode 3, they plan to throw away all Star Wars cannon and also start using pronouns. One reviewer who has seen the episode said it will destroy all remaining affection the fans had for Star Wars.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (ZdexC)

36 what 'nerd' really means is 'he has a job, a car, and his own place.'...and no herpes...

THAT'S when you can get the girl.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (/nCD+)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (d9fT1)

37 Scissor me timbers…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (8sMut)

38 Carrie-Anne Moss clearly has bills to pay.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (hoLCx)

39 well since this is already boring - in important news - Tires is a good show

also universal is opening another Mario World this time in Orlando so who the HELL needs Disney?

also Adobe sucks and I am MAD - do you want the rant here or no?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (s3qiR)

40 Well, previously she had appeared in a race-baiting, white-denigrating film called The Hate You Give, and said the point of that movie was "to make white people cry."
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Perfect for the role.

Any role.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (d04cU)

41
Is there a rainbow light saber?

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (+oR7L)

42 Oops. Defective sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (+myjY)

43 There wasn't even a ginger to replace in Star Wars.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (krQz2)

44 Let me preempt any readers and say that I'm bored by this post.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

I'm not bored necessarily, I just don't watch any Star Wars stuff so I don't know from Siths and whatnot.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (DRSnL)

45 Death Spiral…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (PCK5/)

46 Die Mouse Die 🐁 🔪

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (fwDg9)

47 >>>38 Carrie-Anne Moss clearly has bills to pay.

she collected a paycheck for showing up for a five minute scene and then dying at the beginning of episode 1. Though she'll also be seen in a flashback.

Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (KRtlO)

48 So Star wars was always lesbian ? Yoda was one ugly woman

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (Akjoo)

49 It typically takes girls until about 27 years old or so to realize that what 'nerd' really means is 'he has a job, a car, and his own place.'

THAT'S when you can get the girl.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (/nCD+)

Yeah but by then they've been ran-through by a couple hundred Chads and Tyrones, and will only stick around long enough to get the alimony to vest.

Posted by: Sad but true at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (k3d8O)

50 I have to laugh every time a pic of these AWFLs in charge of this shit is posted.

Just poster-children for the Most Boring Lays of All Time.

Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (oqH4h)

51 "Amandla".

I can't cry about something I'll never watch, but her name makes me laugh.

Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (OguvZ)

52 Most nerds I have known are not gay ( or lesbian) merely awkward and neurotic…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (PCK5/)

53 The whole thing is stupid.

Han shot first!

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

54 >>48 So Star wars was always lesbian ? Yoda was one ugly woman

I thought they were going to tell us Yoda was a woman!

Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (KRtlO)

55 48 So Star wars was always lesbian ? Yoda was one ugly woman

really? s/he looked just like many IHM nuns I know

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (s3qiR)

56 It takes a lot of makeup to make that mixed race chick to look pretty, but she at least looks female. Much less generic and gender neutral than some of their other "stars."

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (CT3Is)

57 I would suggest that they know and don't care and are making the reality they wish come true by speaking it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

I'm not sure. A smarter way to do this is gradually. Start with the monstrous Star Wars audience and gradually introduce their pet topics, thus making lots of money so they can continue to indoctrinate America.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (d9fT1)

58 why doesn't the wookiette have tits ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (NtVYv)

59 In Episode 3, they plan to throw away all Star Wars cannon and also start using pronouns. One reviewer who has seen the episode said it will destroy all remaining affection the fans had for Star Wars.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (ZdexC)

That would be Chris “Frank” Gore of Film Threat. On the Film Courage channel he waxes philosophical on Star Wars. You know this has gutted him.

And canon? Who needs it? (/sarc)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (8sMut)

60 Who would have thought Harry was a jedi? No wonder he survived the Hendersons running over him.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (IHRQq)

61 So, it's not an exaggeration to say that Star Wars has gotten steadily more gay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (krQz2)

62 It really is amazing to me that the bubble in which these lunatics live is so all-encompassing. Have they never even gone to a theater where a Star Wars movie was being shown? Never seen the audience?

When pressed by some "journalist" in an interview, Leslie Hedlund was unable to name a single Star Wars movie.

Hence, the PREFECT candidate to be placed in charge of a $180 million Star Wars TV series.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (+myjY)

63 Alan Ng has been released from the NDA, I think, as he did have some more open commentary about what he saw.

Critical Drinker has seen at least through episode 3 as well, so I believe it might be out already. His review of Episode 1 was brutal.

Gary (Nerdrotic) has posted commentary on the initial Rotten Tomatoes scores. Critics LOVE IT! (of course) Audiences HATE IT (no surprise)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (7fElN)

64 It's almost like the current form of political correctness is designed to bore people to death.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

There has always been some pretty generic, boring pablum out there. I think we remember stuff as being better than it was due to video and being able to select the episodes we want to watch.

ace remember his favorite episode of Riptide and is able to go straight to the scenes he likes and that casts a golden patina over the entire series.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (nr7mR)

65 The formula was gay and lame. Now it appears to be: gay, lame and racist.

Posted by: BahLahKee- semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (tT6L1)

66 "White people crying was the goal."

Well, if you consider Disney shareholders, mission accomplished.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (Zktzy)

67 Tranny Wookie ?

Oh, yeah, been there done that

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (NtVYv)

68 The "twin suns of tattooine" chic is a Vegas streetwalker 7 at best.

The female force chic on the left is a woman's softball team 8 though.

Posted by: Grey comment box at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (rf05K)

69 34 The redhead (or brunette, maybe) to the left of Kathleen Kennedy is cute
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (d04cU)

Is Kathleen the one with all hair? Wait.... I'm being told that's a wookie.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (VGRuw)

70 57 I'm not sure. A smarter way to do this is gradually. Start with the monstrous Star Wars audience and gradually introduce their pet topics, thus making lots of money so they can continue to indoctrinate America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (d9fT1)

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Well, I never asserted that they were smart. In fact, I'd argue that I'm implied that they were stupid.

I said that they thought they were making their reality by speaking it, which is inherently stupid, but these people think that words have that kind of power.

If you say it enough, it becomes true. Like, "Making Star Wars gay and female will increase the Disney bottom line and make streaming profitable."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

71 listen to me - critics HATE the show Tires.

because it's good trust me! and not just bc it's set in West Chester! altho that helps it be funnier

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (s3qiR)

72 "White people crying was the goal."

How it started...

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (IHRQq)

73 Key and Peele sketch name update.

Posted by: BahLahKee - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (tT6L1)

74 The Force is Female.

The Farce is Female.

The Farts is Female?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (Zktzy)

75 Why is the Wookiee wearing clothes? Chewbacca didn't, nor did any other Wookiee we saw.
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Big Mike had it written into her contract.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (ZdexC)

76 Later in the video, Pro detailed, "The source who has relayed to me some stuff, they believe this will be so bad that there's nothing left to do except reboot Star Wars. They think Kathleen Kennedy cannot continue or Star Wars cannot."
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You can't. It won't work. At least not for a long time.

They did this with Doctor Who, when they rewrote genesis and made it so the whole shebang got started with a little girl of color being tortured by wicked white men.

You cannot rewrite genesis and have the thing survive. This is an impossibility. When you rewrite genesis, you sully *everything* that came after.

They could repudiate the sequel trilogy and its descendants, but that's just cutting off a branch. It's fairly easy to do. It doesn't, in the mind of the fan, ruin the origin. But after destroying the origin, even rewatching pre-wreckage stuff will be different. It ruins the entire franchise.

Franchise operators need to be *very* careful with - and preferably avoid - prequels and origin stories for this reason. And they should *never* go after genesis. Fill in no blanks. Change nothing. Pretend it's behind a force field, or you risk wrecking *everything.*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (d04cU)

77 >>48 So Star wars was always lesbian ? Yoda was one ugly woman

George Conway was Yoda?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (aFNOf)

78 66 "White people crying was the goal."

Because it was so bad ? Mission accomplished

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (Akjoo)

79 The Princess and the Frog had some glorious musical numbers …

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic. . . at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (TX4bP)

80 I had a hunch we'd be seeing ace's commentary on the "Gayest Star Wars" evah!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

The Squirrel is clairvoyant!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (6RPLA)

81 Let's also not forget the idiot actor from this show who said "Anakin destroyed the Death Star." He said it TWICE.

It's obvious the people involved with Star Wars, Doctor Who, Star Trek, pick your franchise, have NEVER seen any of the previous material, nor can they be bothered to learn anything about it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (7fElN)

82 The redhead (or brunette, maybe) to the left of Kathleen Kennedy is cute and has tits that could stop traffic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (d04cU)

Her tits may be nice (not enough info but the indications are positive), but it's her face that's stopping traffic...and not in a good way.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (d9fT1)

83 It's always been a science fantasy show.

Posted by: Shaftoe at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (Rvxb7)

84 Do lesbians go to a lot movies?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (pZ64F)

85 What, exactly, are they trying to say "The Force" consists of?
Posted by: BahLahKee- semi lurker in marginal standing

Pumpkin spice latte and "Eat, Pray, Love" motivational posters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (IG4Id)

86 I'm not sure. A smarter way to do this is gradually. Start with the monstrous Star Wars audience and gradually introduce their pet topics, thus making lots of money so they can continue to indoctrinate America.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (d9fT1)

A better way is to learn how to do propaganda effectively, like what Sergei Eisenstein did. But I seriously doubt our latest crop of creatives knows who he is and what he is known for.

They are not nearly as bright as they think they are.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (8sMut)

87 Why does Kathleen Kennedy remain employed?

Show your work.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (+myjY)

88 I watched Dune 2 last night. Was not impressed.

They should have shown the Princess nekkid when she screwed the psycho nephew. Would have saved it a little bit.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (SHMXB)

89 The Fagton Menace

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (krQz2)

90

"Former Harvey Weinstein assistant"

How is she not questioned about this...

OH RIGHT.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (et1vG)

91 It is all just masturbatory activity by the creators and cast…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

92 >>>The female force chic on the left is a woman's softball team 8 though.

i've always appreciated her.

Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (KRtlO)

93
George Conway was Yoda?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (aFNOf)

I see a resemblance

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (Akjoo)

94 STAR WHORES
The Force Wants to See the Manager

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (hZc6Q)

95 79 The Princess and the Frog had some glorious musical numbers …

it was a good movie! that ride could have rocked!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (s3qiR)

96 ... and besides, only white supremacists carry tiki torches.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (llON8)

97 87 Why does Kathleen Kennedy remain employed?

Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (+myjY)

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Because Bob Iger likes her and what she's doing in her position.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

98 10 The guy in the Wookie suit is white. So there's that.
Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (FQmDC)

Wookie-face! RACIST!

Posted by: Inogame at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (53oGX)

99 The hero of The Acolyte -- the Sith killer, I mean -- has two "moms." Two lesbian moms. And the show claims that one "created" her, while the other mom "carried" her.
_________________

OTOH, nobody is going to carry Miss Alabama.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (Zktzy)

100 83 It's always been a science fantasy show.
Posted by: Shaftoe at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (Rvxb7)

Hi, remember me?

Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (8sMut)

101 Why does Kathleen Kennedy remain employed?

Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (+myjY)
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She's doing a great job of ruining Star Wars.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

102 84 Do lesbians go to a lot movies?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (pZ64F)

Maybe… nobody else does now…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

103 These freaks and lunatics WANT to destroy Star Wars.

Progressive communists want everything good and decent to be gone.

It’s all they know.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (fpVC1)

104 Disney star wars tv shows look like a local gay community theatre trying to do star wars

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (AR07F)

105 so is the force like you know plain old boring cis female or like was the force assigned the bad gender at birth but is like you know stunningly and bravely embracing its true gender identity now just you know forcing itself all over everyone now because it's fierce and forcey and you pasty nerds just can't like you know handle that

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (BpZ5k)

106 Critical Drinker has seen at least through episode 3 as well, so I believe it might be out already. His review of Episode 1 was brutal.

Brutal even for Critical Drinker. Speaking of which, here it is:

https://youtu.be/rGiXw4BjybM

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (/HDaX)

107 100 83 It's always been a science fantasy show.
Posted by: Shaftoe at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (Rvxb7)

Hi, remember me?
Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (8sMut)

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Star Trek is also techno-fantasy. At least Star Wars is more honest about it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

108 I’m glad I was never a Star Wars fan. Too many other innocuous issues I’m pissed about.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (SHMXB)

109 Why does Kathleen Kennedy remain employed?

Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (+myjY)
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I have no work to show, but two guesses:

1. Iger likes what she's doing and approves of it.
2. Kompromat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (d04cU)

110 >>> 94 STAR WHORES
The Force Wants to See the Manager
Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (hZc6Q)

Threadwinner

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (llON8)

111 69 34 The redhead (or brunette, maybe) to the left of Kathleen Kennedy is cute
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:05 PM (d04cU)

Is Kathleen the one with all hair? Wait.... I'm being told that's a wookie.
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (VGRuw)

Wait, are we talking her left or our left? The one to Kathy's left screams annoying woke librarian. The one to her right looks bouncy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (nr7mR)

112 DIEsney, well Iger and the execs clearly do not the rule of holes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (17s+e)

113 Supreme Court justices voted 6-1 to deny a petition from suspended State Attorney Monique Worrell of the 9th Judicial Circuit, which serves metro Orlando. The majority of justices said they disagreed with her arguments that DeSantis' reasons for suspending her were too vague or that the suspension infringed on her lawful exercise of prosecutorial discretion.

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (RHGPo)

114 In more Disney news: They shut down one of their most famous and most loved attractions, Splash Mountain, because apparently it was themed with characters from Song of the South, like Brer Rabbit and Brer Fox.

disneyland died when they killed mr. toad's wild ride.

fight me.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

115 108 I’m glad I was never a Star Wars fan. Too many other innocuous issues I’m pissed about.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (SHMXB)

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I was a huge Star Wars fan.

When I was 13.

I watched and read other things, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

116 "Do lesbians go to a lot movies?"

My guess is they make a lot of tiktoks crying because "that's me. it's just me, guys..."

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (IHRQq)

117 I just pity the poor sorry bastard who has to transcribe these babbling hollow skulled eigthwits for the video captioning.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (BpZ5k)

118 Wait, are we talking her left or our left? The one to Kathy's left screams annoying woke librarian. The one to her right looks bouncy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (nr7mR)
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Our left. To the left of Kennedy, as one is looking at the picture. The one on the far left of the frame from the viewer's perspective.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (d04cU)

119 Disney seems to be trying to one up Woman's Basketball.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (pZ64F)

120 Aren't black Haitian frogs by definition voodoo practitioners??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (ZdexC)

121 87 Why does Kathleen Kennedy remain employed?

Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (+myjY)

The people who sign her checks think she is doing a GREAT job.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (8sMut)

122 108 I’m glad I was never a Star Wars fan. Too many other innocuous issues I’m pissed about.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (SHMXB)

Aside from Carrie Fisher in Retun of the Jedi, I had no interest…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (PCK5/)

123 Die Mouse Die 🐁 🔪
Posted by: Skip

Rafferty, the former orphan kitty, brought me a dead mouse as a gift this morning while I was milking. Swear it had disproportionately sized ears.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (obnkZ)

124 I hope they spent a shit ton of money on this one.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (aFNOf)

125 If I want to cry I'll watch "Schindler's List" or "Old Yeller" or
a number of other fine films (such as the new film "One Life" not such dreck with a racist black woman in it..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (XkYcA)

126 disneyland died when they killed mr. toad's wild ride.

fight me.
Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

=====

When they killed America Sings!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (DRSnL)

127 It must suck for women like that. They are jealous of a franchise that told a wonderful story to children years ago so they have to make it about them and their perversions.

I'm not sobbing, little inferior. I still have copies of the original trilogy and I don't feel the need to spend my money on you.

Posted by: NR Pax at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (4RuJW)

128 "The people who sign her checks think she is doing a GREAT job."

And if not, they're all terrified of her.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (IHRQq)

129 They are not nearly as bright as they think they are.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (8sMut)
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It's well known that you can't write characters that are smarter than you are. Well, a clever writer can, if they are careful and understand their craft.

These people are not smart to begin with. Nor do they understand the craft of storytelling.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (7fElN)

130 at first glance i thought that stenberg looked like a darker version of ariana grande back when she was kind of adorable, c like 2010

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (B1FKF)

131 ">The female force chic on the left is a woman's softball team 8 though.

i've always appreciated her.
Posted by: ace"

The one that looks like Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (vFG9F)

132 124 I hope they spent a shit ton of money on this one.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (aFNOf)

$9,000 / second.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (BpZ5k)

133 126 disneyland died when they killed mr. toad's wild ride.

yeah and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (s3qiR)

134 When I saw this was about yet another iteration of Star Wars, I realized I'd get more entertainment out of a story about an Ultraman reboot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (wyMQY)

135 I get the sense that KK knows her time is up, and she's just going YOLO before she's shown the door.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (xCA6C)

136 TJM, I watched We Were Soldiers Once and really liked it again. Your thoughts?

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (pZ64F)

137 134 When I saw this was about yet another iteration of Star Wars, I realized I'd get more entertainment out of a story about an Ultraman reboot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (wyMQY)

======

I have only seen the first episode of Mirrorman.

70s Japanese television was weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

138 disneyland died when they killed mr. toad's wild ride.

fight me.
Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

Clubs anachronda with the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ride...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (/HDaX)

139 Galaxy Quest >>>> Space Balls

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (SHMXB)

140 Why does Kathleen Kennedy remain employed?

Show your work.
Posted by: Cicero

Iger likes her position.
I can't show a picture in a family blog.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (6RPLA)

141 I’m glad I was never a Star Wars fan. Too many other innocuous issues I’m pissed about.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (SHMXB)
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I *used* to be a "fan".

Because I liked going to movies and seeing exciting actioners. But after 40 years, I describe it as "two-and-a-half good movies over 40 years ago".

That's what the franchise is. The only standout in 40 years is the Rogue One retread of the original.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (krQz2)

142 136 TJM, I watched We Were Soldiers Once and really liked it again. Your thoughts?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (pZ64F)

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I've seen it once many moons ago. I remember thinking it was pretty good, but I couldn't talk about it in any detail.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

143 Star Trek is also techno-fantasy. At least Star Wars is more honest about it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

Star Trek is BRAINY and REAL science fiction unlike that stupid Star Wars. Star Trek IS NOT FANTASY. It is for REAL scientists and REAL sci fi fans.

Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (8sMut)

144 Star Trek is also techno-fantasy. At least Star Wars is more honest about it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

But the writing and stories of the OG Trek were better. Not saying more enjoyable than SW:OT, but it was a different type of entertaining.

Star Wars is a good example of simple and straightforward being good if done properly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (nr7mR)

145 125 If I want to cry I'll watch "Schindler's List" or "Old Yeller" or
a number of other fine films (such as the new film "One Life" not such dreck with a racist black woman in it..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (XkYcA)

I went to see The Chosen recently… before that? Hmmm.. oh yeah, Top Gun.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (PCK5/)

146 Star Wars: The Transitioning

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (NtVYv)

147 139 Galaxy Quest >>>> Space Balls
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (SHMXB)

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Robin Hood Men in Tights > Spaceballs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

148 yeah and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (s3qiR)

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And Adventure Thru Inner Space!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (DRSnL)

149 133 126 disneyland died when they killed mr. toad's wild ride.

yeah and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!
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Phtt - Journey to the Center of the Earth!!

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (pZ64F)

150 124 I hope they spent a shit ton of money on this one.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:13 PM (aFNOf)
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$180 million, from what people are saying.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (7fElN)

151 You could have a fire in space if the fuel contains and oxidizer, as with rocket fuel or gunpowder.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

152 143 Star Trek is also techno-fantasy. At least Star Wars is more honest about it!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

Star Trek is BRAINY and REAL science fiction unlike that stupid Star Wars. Star Trek IS NOT FANTASY. It is for REAL scientists and REAL sci fi fans.
Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (8sMut)

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Sure Mr. Warp Speed faster than light travel, transporter man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (GBKbO)

153 If movies with LGBTQ+whatever lead and co-star roles make money, why aren't all movies made with LGBTQ+whatever lead and co-star roles?

If movies with strong women exercising grrrrl power over men around the world make money, why aren't all movies made about strong women exercising grrrrl power over men around the world?

What am I missing?

Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (5fDan)

154 118 Wait, are we talking her left or our left? The one to Kathy's left screams annoying woke librarian. The one to her right looks bouncy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (nr7mR)
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Our left. To the left of Kennedy, as one is looking at the picture. The one on the far left of the frame from the viewer's perspective.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a
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The one on the left is in the middle

Johnny Cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRlri2UxPFY

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (rf05K)

155 Has anyone confirmed if anyone at Disney is not on life support?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (Aoykm)

156 Star Wars deserves neither sympathy nor hope after George Lucas sided with Iger in the fight against Nelson Peltz. That was the last straw.

F*ck Star Wars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (+myjY)

157 May I point 1 tiny thing out, oh dear members of the We Are Women Hear Us Roar club? Look at the actresses regardless of how much the story line stinks. They conform to the beauty standards you scream are put upon us by males. Why is that?

Now to be clear, people look like what they look like and in most circumstances, I don’t think labeling people ugly is productive, unless their ugly is self induced. Honestly, people with interesting features are the most photogenic even when not traditionally pretty. But that is a separate topic.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (p4NUW)

158 $180 million, from what people are saying.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (7fElN)
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If only it could have been more....

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (krQz2)

159 122 Aside from Carrie Fisher in Retun of the Jedi, I had no interest…

my favorite bit was in the first movie when she bounced while complaining about the walking carpet in her way.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (v3pYe)

160 i saw the first three star wars movies back in the 80s. never much of a fan. always wondered where they got the money to build that death star. maybe jerome powell ran their central bank

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (B1FKF)

161 Hollywood has for years pushed the trope that gays are so creative and clever and hip, and this turned into a believed stereotype. Good to see this new breed of show business gay is bucking the trope by being stupid and lame. This "Force is Female and Gay" is so transparently dumb and hamfisted that it's going to change the stereotype to "gays are dimwitted clods".

Posted by: UGAdawg at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (tRd71)

162 I think we are also overlooking the obvious benefits of slitted dresses displayed in the wookie photo.

It is a clothing style that pretty much adds 2 points to scale.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (nr7mR)

163 142 136 TJM, I watched We Were Soldiers Once and really liked it again. Your thoughts?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (pZ64F)

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I've seen it once many moons ago. I remember thinking it was pretty good, but I couldn't talk about it in any detail.
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I was the same until I watched it again. I really liked the story telling.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (pZ64F)

164 You could have a fire in space if the fuel contains and oxidizer, as with rocket fuel or gunpowder.
Posted by: Archimedes

The flames wouldn't be arcing in one direction. It's bullshit cope from smoothbrain fucktards.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (IG4Id)

165 Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

I do

One Life, The Boys In the Boat, Cabrini, and The Holdovers
and the movie with John Caviezel (Forgot the name) about the guy trying stop child sexual trafficking in the last four months of so. I want to see "Sight." None of them are Disney films.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (XkYcA)

166 The one that looks like Chelsea Clinton?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (vFG9F)
_______________

That's cruel. To both of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (Zktzy)

167 And Adventure Thru Inner Space!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (DRSnL)

Greatest make-out ride ever. Molecules are hot, baby!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (+myjY)

168 I was a huge Star Wars fan.

When I was 13.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

You are too young to appreciate how new the original Star Wars (I call it by its dead name) was. It was amazing. Adults went to see it. People stood on line to get in.

But it is also almost 50 years old, and it is time to let it go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (d9fT1)

169 I recently watched Godzilla Minus One. As expected, the first part involving the hesitant kamikaze was very good, but I kind of lost interest when the usual giant-lizard-smashing-Tokyo started up.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (xCA6C)

170 I was 11 when Star Wars was released. Took weeks for it to get to my little town. Saw it at the drive-in theater. It was the coolest movie I had ever seen.

All this bullshit will never take that experience away from me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (hZc6Q)

171 Amazing is that this DEI stuff is still going full force in entertainment.

There's another video game remake coming out that had one of those "Sweet Baby" DEI consulting firms on it. "Silent Hill 2" from 2001. The problem? A couple female characters in it were attractive. By 2001 graphics standards. One was dressed provocatively, for reasons that were important to the story, but who cares about plot and symbolism right? Have to defeat the "male gaze".

So they made one look like a tranny in a wig and the other look frumpy and unattractive.

Game maker responds it's being remade "for modern audiences."

It never ends with these companies.

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (AR07F)

172 You call me grandpa and I'll fuckin kill ya--- From " We Were Soldiers"

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (v/nZx)

173 I think im finally free of Star Wars.

Andor was supposed to be good and I couldn't even summon the motivation to watch more than an episode or two. Did not attempt to watch Asoka. Have no desire to see this.

Congrats Disney. You can have the franchise. But not my money any more.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (lpyCJ)

174 Now to be clear, people look like what they look like and in most circumstances, I don’t think labeling people ugly is productive, unless their ugly is self induced. Honestly, people with interesting features are the most photogenic even when not traditionally pretty. But that is a separate topic.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (p4NUW)

I've seen a lot of super good looking women that are ugly.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (NtVYv)

175 Robin Hood Men in Tights > Spaceballs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

Of course I was doing a Star Trek v Star Wars snark.

Or did you really not get it this time?😀

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (SHMXB)

176 Just let me know how much $$$ they lost that they could of donated to their pet prog causes.

That's the most important thing to know.

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (89Sog)

177 122 Aside from Carrie Fisher in Retun of the Jedi, I had no interest…

my favorite bit was in the first movie when she bounced while complaining about the walking carpet in her way.
Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (v3pYe)
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I believe George Lucas is on record as saying there are no bras in the Star Wars galaxy. They have faster-than-light travel, giant space stations, and laser swords, but no one invented a support system for women...

Can't get more patriarchal than that, I guess.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (7fElN)

178 $180 million, from what people are saying.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (7fElN)
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$180 million for eight episodes.

So $22.5 million per episode.

The episodes have an average runtime of 30-35 minutes per an interview I just looked up. So assuming a 35-minute average, that is a total runtime of 280 minutes.

So, it is $642,000 per minute of runtime, approximately.
Or around $11,000 per *second.*

For a show nobody will watch.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (d04cU)

179 t's well known that you can't write characters that are smarter than you are. Well, a clever writer can, if they are careful and understand their craft.

These people are not smart to begin with. Nor do they understand the craft of storytelling.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (7fElN)

Nor do they have any life experiences to draw upon. They went to college, learned to be writers…and that’s it. I doubt they even read…anything, much less know about Star Wars in much detail.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (8sMut)

180 Journey to the Center of the Earth

starring miss alabama

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (B1FKF)

181 143 Star Trek is BRAINY and REAL science fiction unlike that stupid Star Wars. Star Trek IS NOT FANTASY. It is for REAL scientists and REAL sci fi fans.

sure, sure. let me just reverse the polarity of that jeffries tube.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (v3pYe)

182 139 Galaxy Quest >>>> Space Balls
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:15 PM (SHMXB)

I'd agree with that. Although Spaceballs has ome gems.

'We ain't found shit!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (nr7mR)

183 172 You call me grandpa and I'll fuckin kill ya--- From " We Were Soldiers"
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'Custer was a pussy - you ain't."

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (pZ64F)

184 165 Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (PCK5/)

I do

One Life, The Boys In the Boat, Cabrini, and The Holdovers
and the movie with John Caviezel (Forgot the name) about the guy trying stop child sexual trafficking in the last four months of so. I want to see "Sight." None of them are Disney films.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (XkYcA)

Some of those are available on the Angel Studios app… Sound of Freedom was Very good…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (PCK5/)

185 168 You are too young to appreciate how new the original Star Wars (I call it by its dead name) was. It was amazing. Adults went to see it. People stood on line to get in.

But it is also almost 50 years old, and it is time to let it go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (d9fT1)

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Well, it was old but presented in new packaging. The whole hero with a thousand faces thing and Flash Gordon influence.

But...after more than a decade of movies being kind of downbeat overall (Midnight Cowboy was the third biggest movie at the box office the year it came out...today it would be forgotten on a streaming service before it premiered), Star Wars must have been a huge breath of fresh air. Clean, traditional storytelling with good guys, bad guys, and a joyful ending.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

186 Hollywood is now at the point where the French aristocracy were in 1788. I'm looking forward to the tumbrils.

I intend to reprise the role of Madame la Farge, knitting needles are at the ready.

Posted by: Decaf at June 06, 2024 04:21 PM (unUNN)

187 Amazing is that this DEI stuff is still going full force in entertainment.
_____________

"Entertainment" continues its power dive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:21 PM (Zktzy)

188 Star Trek is like "relative computation". *IF* we could travel faster than light...and then proceeds, rather rationally, from there.

Of course the Squire of Gothos and some of the other Kirk v. God episodes go overboard, but overall it still is a mostly quality Sci-fi series.

"Wagon Train in Space" is how Roddenberry pitched it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:21 PM (krQz2)

189 151 You could have a fire in space if the fuel contains and oxidizer, as with rocket fuel or gunpowder.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (xCA6C)

But the flames wouldn't burn "up"

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 04:21 PM (VGRuw)

190 But it is also almost 50 years old, and it is time to let it go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (d9fT1)

Boobs have been around forever, but I do not see them ever getting old. Endless entertainment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (nr7mR)

191 But it is also almost 50 years old, and it is time to let it go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (d9fT1)
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You just know they are going to re-release a theatrical version for the 50th anniversary and make a shit ton of money...

Then they will claim that the franchise is still very much alive and continue doing this crap...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (7fElN)

192 173 I think im finally free of Star Wars.

Andor was supposed to be good and I couldn't even summon the motivation to watch more than an episode or two. Did not attempt to watch Asoka. Have no desire to see this.

Congrats Disney. You can have the franchise. But not my money any more.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (lpyCJ)

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I actually got through Andor and thought it was really good. I may check out The Acolyte in a few months when my views won't pump up any numbers that are important.

You know, like watching a train crash.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

193 175 Robin Hood Men in Tights > Spaceballs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

Of course I was doing a Star Trek v Star Wars snark.

Or did you really not get it this time?😀
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (SHMXB)

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I took it on a tangent!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (GBKbO)

194 sure, sure. let me just reverse the polarity of that jeffries tube.
Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (v3pYe)

Why are the warp core ejectors always offline? You would think that the risk of a matter-anitmatter explosion would require pretty solid specifications on that piece of equipment.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (hoLCx)

195 ... Honestly, people with interesting features are the most photogenic even when not traditionally pretty. ...
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (p4NUW)
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Example, the gorgeous (I think) Amy Acker:
http://tiny.cc/q0gfyz

I think she looks better in motion than in pictures, but that's probably why she's an actress instead of a model.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (d04cU)

196 No doubt, my favorite space movie is Galaxy Quest.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (PCK5/)

197 You are too young to appreciate how new the original Star Wars (I call it by its dead name) was. It was amazing. Adults went to see it. People stood on line to get in.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (d9fT1)

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First movie of my young life that my parents paid for me to see more than once.

And I saw it in the theaters twice more than once.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (krQz2)

198 188 Star Trek is like "relative computation". *IF* we could travel faster than light...and then proceeds, rather rationally, from there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:21 PM (krQz2)

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Then everyone turns into salamanders!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

199 But the writing and stories of the OG Trek were better. Not saying more enjoyable than SW:OT, but it was a different type of entertaining.

Star Wars is a good example of simple and straightforward being good if done properly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (nr7mR)

See? This guy gets. It. Star Trek is BRAINY. It is REAL sci fi for discriminating sci fi fans. Star Wars is stupid crap for the hoi polloi.

Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (8sMut)

200 You are too young to appreciate how new the original Star Wars (I call it by its dead name) was. It was amazing. Adults went to see it. People stood on line to get in.

But it is also almost 50 years old, and it is time to let it go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June

The original came out on my 6th birthday. I still remember seeing it with my dad that day. I obviously have seen the movie since so I can’t say my memory of the movie itself is from that day or not. I can tell you I was Princess Leia for Halloween this year and there is probably millions of dollars of Star Wars toys buried in Spangdahlem, DE. My dad was air defense artillery so we were at more Air Force bases than Army.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (p4NUW)

201 You missed the part in the first episode where a spacecraft crashes into a planet, from ORBIT, and a passenger survives. If it hits the ground at earth terminal velocity...that is about 121 miles an hour. Anything unsecured, in the ship, becomes a 121 mile per hour missile. That includes you young Padawan.

Does anyone on this show know a smidgeon of actual science? Oh, right, they are all women

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (nLFEI)

202 'We ain't found shit!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (nr7mR)
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I believe Tim Russert (Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager) says that line...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (7fElN)

203 "White people crying was the goal"

Depress the Boer!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (MvF+J)

204 170 I was 11 when Star Wars was released. Took weeks for it to get to my little town. Saw it at the drive-in theater. It was the coolest movie I had ever seen.

at the early show of the opening in my town (well, the town twenty miles away that had a theater in it; my town was too small for that sort of thing) the line went down the block and around the corner to the grocery store. i decided i would rather go to the late show than stand in line. i was almost the only person in the theater because everybody else in town had seen the early show.

oh, yeah. and my high school is five miles away from skinwalker ranch.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (v3pYe)

205 All this bullshit will never take that experience away from me.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (hZc6Q)

Me too! I saw it in Wolfeboro NH...stood on line for awhile...and paid rapt attention to the movie instead of the chick next to me with the great rack...and I was a teenager!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (d9fT1)

206 Star Wars wasn't dead enough. They had to drag it out from under the dumpster, stab it 50 times and set it on fire

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Yet, unfortunately, it's like Jason Voorhees. No matter what you do to it, it just won't DIE..

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (mupln)

207 No any Star Wars can come on and I can pass it up

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (fwDg9)

208 Amy Acker is great… excellent screen presence…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (PCK5/)

209 194 sure, sure. let me just reverse the polarity of that jeffries tube.
Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (v3pYe)

Why are the warp core ejectors always offline? You would think that the risk of a matter-anitmatter explosion would require pretty solid specifications on that piece of equipment.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (hoLCx)

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One thing I learned randomly: what inertial dampeners are supposed to do.

They protect the crew from the effects of moving so fast.

Every time inertial dampeners go down, everyone on board should die unless they're already effectively at a stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

210 Why are the warp core ejectors always offline? You would think that the risk of a matter-anitmatter explosion would require pretty solid specifications on that piece of equipment.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:22 PM (hoLCx)
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Government specs, most likely. Anti matter is expensive!

Posted by: BahLahKee - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (tT6L1)

211 Then everyone turns into salamanders!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (GBKbO)

Hi.

Posted by: Celsius 233/ Fahrenheit 451/506 Kelvins at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (8sMut)

212 Could be the breaking is putting the creation of the Sith in the timeline of this show when they've been around for millennia.

Posted by: MikeN at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (XygMV)

213 The Force was created by two fat diesel-dykes scissoring? I don't know, it just seems unlikely as an explanation for the creation a universe-spanning energy that permeates all things.

On the other hand, it would explain why Dagobah smells like leftover scallops sitting in a hot car.

Posted by: Jack Package at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (8LP6B)

214
Speaking of Faggywood...

15 years ago...

Anyone remember the two famous celerys who both went mort on June 25, 2009?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (ATg0j)

215 "Then everyone turns into salamanders!"

Ford? I think I'm a sofa.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (Ectld)

216 Sodomites are only truly happy when they can sodomize non-sodomites. Sodomy is a way of life for the sodomite, nothing else really matters to them.

Be happy and avoid sodomites and the pain and discomfort of rectal prolapse.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (7rocu)

217 Example, the gorgeous (I think) Amy Acker:
http://tiny.cc/q0gfyz

I think she looks better in motion than in pictures, but that's probably why she's an actress instead of a model.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (d04cU)

I'd say this was also true of Summer Glau. Whedon has a type.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (nr7mR)

218 TJM - A question for you.

About 3 years ago, my Samsung Blu-ray player died. We went back to using the Samsung DVD player which is still doing its job despite being older than the blu-ray player.

Do you have any recommendations for a blu-ray player, preferably something that will last longer than 5 years?

Possibly good info: no 4K TV’s, so we don’t have any 4K discs. That could possibly change in the next decade, but is not currently something that we’re worried about.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (iSfV4)

219 Robin Hood Men in Tights > Spaceballs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
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Men in tights don't have much space for their balls.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (krQz2)

220 The original came out on my 6th birthday.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (p4NUW)

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We are almost exactly the same age.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (DRSnL)

221 Try as they might, "gay" is still an insult.

There is no normalizing it.

It has never been acceptable, and it is never used to compliment. Comically, the Star Wars folks own-goal themselves with it because they're right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (23ZaS)

222 156 Star Wars deserves neither sympathy nor hope after George Lucas sided with Iger in the fight against Nelson Peltz. That was the last straw.

F*ck Star Wars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:17 PM (+myjY)

The only Star Wars movies I have watched are original three. I have never been interested in watching any of the later-made movies.

Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (5fDan)

223 Acker was best in Person of Interest…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (PCK5/)

224 I would say I cannot believe how bad it's gotten, but I at this point I absolutely can believe how bad it's gotten.

Posted by: Filly at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (zMjOV)

225 The one on the left is in the middle

Johnny Cash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRlri2UxPFY

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I remember that tune playing on the radio when I was little, and I had no idea "the left" and "the right" referred to political stances. Oh, well, it's an artifact from the days when people took things with some humor.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (J2vNu)

226 We're straight. Just merry.

Posted by: Robin's Merry Men at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (Ectld)

227 I'd say this was also true of Summer Glau. Whedon has a type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (nr7mR)
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I never "got" Summer Glau. She isn't ugly, I just don't get the fascination. To each his own.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (d04cU)

228 in the words of Les Grossman (Tropic Thunder)

' Disney is a white dwarf heading for a black hole, it's physics, it's inevitable'

Posted by: kilroy at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (4fB39)

229 I believe Tim Russert (Tuvok from Star Trek: Voyager) says that line...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (7fElN)

*thinks* Holy Crap- I think you're right!

https://tinyurl.com/37yhpb9e

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (nr7mR)

230 200 You are too young to appreciate how new the original Star Wars (I call it by its dead name) was. It was amazing. Adults went to see it. People stood on line to get in.

But it is also almost 50 years old, and it is time to let it go.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June

The original came out on my 6th birthday. I still remember seeing it with my dad that day. I obviously have seen the movie since so I can’t say my memory of the movie itself is from that day or not. I can tell you I was Princess Leia for Halloween this year and there is probably millions of dollars of Star Wars toys buried in Spangdahlem, DE. My dad was air defense artillery so we were at more Air Force bases than Army.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:23 PM (p4NUW)

Love hearing things like this. SW has always been part of life as I was 2 when it came out. Most awesome thing, EVER, for a young boy.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (8sMut)

231 The anti-white racists think they are so cute but all they are doing is showing the world that they have no respect for anybody. Yeah, that's gonna play well in Asia, Africa, South America, Europe. That it plays well with their racists friends simply means they know nothing.

Posted by: Decaf at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (unUNN)

232 Charisma Carpenter ? YES !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (NtVYv)

233 Ace, thank you for covering it. It's frustrating but we do need to be clued in on what the cultural drivers are s1itting out.

Posted by: Filly at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (zMjOV)

234 218 Do you have any recommendations for a blu-ray player, preferably something that will last longer than 5 years?

Possibly good info: no 4K TV’s, so we don’t have any 4K discs. That could possibly change in the next decade, but is not currently something that we’re worried about.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (iSfV4)

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Blu-ray players aren't hugely expensive. Just sticking to major brands should be fine.

Panasonic might be where I would look first if I were in the market.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

235 227 I'd say this was also true of Summer Glau. Whedon has a type.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (nr7mR)
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I never "got" Summer Glau. She isn't ugly, I just don't get the fascination. To each his own.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (d04cU)

She’s just odd… maybe her oddity is the appeal for some…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (PCK5/)

236
btw, My Name Is Earl is even funnier re-watching it today than it was in 2005.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (ATg0j)

237 Anyone ever notice that CPO3 had one silver leg or should say silver shin?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (SHMXB)

238 Anyone remember the two famous celerys who both went mort on June 25, 2009?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (ATg0j)

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Random guess, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Because that time is about right and I know they died the same day.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (DRSnL)

239 My parents took me and my little brother out of school for a day to watch Return of the Jedi in theaters, and the teachers wholeheartedly approved. Of course, the final chapter of Star Wars was more important than being in class!

So, it was kind of a big deal. But it's been dead a long, long time. I don't want anymore Star Wars and have not wanted any for a very long time. Lucas began the process with his obsessive reediting and finished it with those prequels. Disney? Yikes.

Posted by: Shame, But It Was Killed Decades Ago at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (l66Ab)

240 186 Hollywood is now at the point where the French aristocracy were in 1788. I'm looking forward to the tumbrils.

I intend to reprise the role of Madame la Farge, knitting needles are at the ready.

who's going to play the rainbow pimpernel?

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (v3pYe)

241 *thinks* Holy Crap- I think you're right!

https://tinyurl.com/37yhpb9e
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (nr7mR)
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I saw a YouTube video recently where he was recounting that experience...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (7fElN)

242 The gay lady on the right says "And are you telling me C3PO is straight?"

Lady, that was the joke. He's a protocol droid. They're making fun of gays. They're making fun of the gay stereotype.

It's not a good thing. It's certainly not something to build the franchise around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (23ZaS)

243 Have a nice Sony BluRay… have had zero issues.. not cheap.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (PCK5/)

244 Hollywood: no talent, no ideas, no fans, no future.

Ah haha. Did you ever feel you've been cheated? -- Johnny "Nostradomus" Rotten

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (wBaIH)

245 Ack her? I don't even know her.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (krQz2)

246 I never "got" Summer Glau. She isn't ugly, I just don't get the fascination. To each his own.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (d04cU)

She is very... situational. With a tan, she is hot. She is graceful and moves in a very specific kind of sexy way.

Firefly vs Sarah Conner Chronicles.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (nr7mR)

247 I got a 4k BD player from Panasonic. Reasonably priced at the time and has been quite reliable. The interface is unpleasant, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (d04cU)

248 Charisma Carpenter ? YES !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (NtVYv)
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Mercedes McNab

Posted by: BahLahKee - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (tT6L1)

249 Summer Glau looks like Greta Thunberg’s prettier sister.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (SHMXB)

250 232 Charisma Carpenter ? YES !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (NtVYv)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (nr7mR)

251
Random guess, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson. Because that time is about right and I know they died the same day.
Posted by: Jordan61

Correctomundo, Potsie!

Posted by: Fonzie at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (ATg0j)

252 Glau's looks are odd in the same kind of way as Ana Taylor-Joy, both of whom I find mesmerizing (and that despite Glau's fivehead).

Posted by: Odd Isn't Bad Somehow at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (l66Ab)

253 Summer Glau looks like Greta Thunberg’s prettier sister.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (SHMXB)
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Huh. Thanks for that. I'll never unsee it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (d04cU)

254 I never "got" Summer Glau. She isn't ugly, I just don't get the fascination. To each his own.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:26 PM (d04cU)

She’s just odd… maybe her oddity is the appeal for some…
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (PCK5/)

Amen. Was never impressed by her in any way.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (8sMut)

255
I think "ALIEN: Romulus" missed out on a surefire bet.

They should've changed the title to -

"ALIEN: Remus" and released it during Pride Month.

Synergy, Disney!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (eDfFs)

256 No doubt, my favorite space movie is Galaxy Quest.
Posted by: tubal

Flesh Gordon anyone?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (WXNFJ)

257 I guess when advancement is based on vagina status and hatred for the dreaded phallus, we get people devoid of any business sense.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (d9fT1)

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Certainly proves the old saying about a fool and his money.

Posted by: Decaf at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (unUNN)

258 C3PO: The original Star Wars Gay and Laaaame character.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (MvF+J)

259 249 Summer Glau looks like Greta Thunberg’s prettier sister.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:29 PM (SHMXB)

Hmmm, I see that..

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (PCK5/)

260 The gay lady on the right says "And are you telling me C3PO is straight?"

Lady, that was the joke. He's a protocol droid. They're making fun of gays. They're making fun of the gay stereotype.

It's not a good thing. It's certainly not something to build the franchise around.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:28 PM (23ZaS)
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Right, because a fastidious metal man with no junk and no sex drive, has just got to be described by his resemblance to gay men....

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (krQz2)

261 See, this is why the "Han shot first" argument never made any sense to me. In reality, Han would have asked Greedo what his preferred pronouns were before shooting him in the nads. It's just proper manners.

Posted by: Orson at June 06, 2024 04:30 PM (dIske)

262 One thing I learned randomly: what inertial dampeners are supposed to do.

They protect the crew from the effects of moving so fast.

Every time inertial dampeners go down, everyone on board should die unless they're already effectively at a stop.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (GBKbO)

They protect the crew from injurious acceleration and deceleration. Not criticizing you, simply helping out.

Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (5fDan)

263 Anyone ever notice that CPO3 had one silver leg or should say silver shin?
Posted by: polynikes

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If modern moviemaking holds true we'll soon get an entire three hour movie about the little detail no one cared about. Also he'll be a woman. A gay woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (23ZaS)

264
Another funny thing about dead celerys in 2009 is both Eunice and Ted Kennedy went mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (ATg0j)

265 My Samsung 4K player doesn't receive firmware updates anymore because Samsung stopped supporting their 4K players.

Ironically, it still plays ever 4K disc perfectly...but newer Blu-rays manufactured within the last 4 years or so tend to not work because there was an update to the Blu-ray disc encoding that needs updated firmware to read.

I'm not broken up about it. I have my PS5 right next to it. And both are above my PS4. And if either of those fail...my PS3 is waiting, unplugged, to be of use right next to the PS4.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (GBKbO)

266 I think she looks better in motion than in pictures, but that's probably why she's an actress instead of a model.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June

I think it’s the nose. I have this stupid little nose, a mosquito bite is what my mama used to call it when I was young. While all my girls are gorgeous, my middle one is stunning. She got her father’s nose that was tempered by mine. Even her out take pictures are beautiful. Luckily for her, a little of her nose and her height is all she got from him. She owes me for my genes dominating overall. 😊

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (p4NUW)

267 Blu-ray players aren't hugely expensive. Just sticking to major brands should be fine.

Panasonic might be where I would look first if I were in the market.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

So what do you have?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (iSfV4)

268 "I guess when advancement is based on vagina status and hatred for the dreaded phallus, we get people devoid of any business sense."

Crap. I gotta get a new accountant.

Posted by: Robin's Merry Men at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (IHRQq)

269 "The interface is unpleasant, though."

Requires a finger-prick blood draw to activate Play.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (MvF+J)

270 As for the original SW: It opened in a town an hour away from us, and my then-wife and I drove to see it. It blew us away; we were Trek fans, but also written SF readers, and there were so many hints of and nods to written SF (the sand planet = Dune, etc.).

Also the most visually realistic effects up to that time. The space battle scenes, for instance. We didn't see Luke and Solo firing the blaster cannons, then cut to a shot of the attacking fighter ship blowing up. Oh, no. We saw the whole thing, over Luke or Solo's shoulder -- him, plus the cubby with the blaster, and out beyond the big ship, the explosion of the fighter. Astonishing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (J2vNu)

271 "White people crying was the goal"

Depress the Boer!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:24 PM (MvF+J)
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I bet it's black South Africans who are crying now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (Zktzy)

272 Glau could never be described as flawless, and she really didn't have much of a shape.

Still, she was hot.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (krQz2)

273 Anyone ever notice that CPO3 had one silver leg or should say silver shin?
Posted by: polynikes

Hard times hit everyone. He hocked the gold and replaced it with silver.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (mzzp7)

274 I'm not broken up about it. I have my PS5 right next to it. And both are above my PS4. And if either of those fail...my PS3 is waiting, unplugged, to be of use right next to the PS4.
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I think game consoles are the correct answer to that question. You're spending the money already, so get something that does something else, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (23ZaS)

275 They protect the crew from injurious acceleration and deceleration. Not criticizing you, simply helping out.
Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (5fDan)

It's not the fall that kills you- it's the stop.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (nr7mR)

276 262 They protect the crew from injurious acceleration and deceleration. Not criticizing you, simply helping out.
Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (5fDan)

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*weeps bitterly but manfully at being corrected*

Yeah, I figured I was slightly misremembering the detail somehow.

So, they could keep going at whatever speed, but if they changed speed too quickly, everyone would die.

But, I just have these memories of people saying that the inertial dampeners are offline, but it never really meaning anything because it was a bit of [tech] the writers could throw in to make an action scene sound sciency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

277 Also he'll be a woman. A gay woman

He wasn't a gay woman in the original? Maybe not, as he'd be too masculine then. But kinda gay.

Posted by: C3PO Hater at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (l66Ab)

278 267 Blu-ray players aren't hugely expensive. Just sticking to major brands should be fine.

Panasonic might be where I would look first if I were in the market.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:27 PM (GBKbO)

So what do you have?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (iSfV4)

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Comment #265.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

279 The original Star Wars fused WWII movies, Samari movies, Buck Rogers, and westerns together. Literally, when he pitched the film, he cut together scenes together from these movies to illustrate what he was going for.

And it WORKS. That sounds like a weird mix, but Lucas realized that there was a LOT of cross pollination between these genres - westerns stole from Samurai films that sole from westerns, that stole from buck rogers serials, that took stuff from WWII movies. It took the best of all those genres.

Notice something? All those genres are NOT female. At all. not even the slightest bit. WWII war movies appeal to females? How about westerns? Samurai movies? Buck rogers? NONE of these appeal to females, hence "the force is female" is not just wrong, it's fucking stupid.

Imagine two lesbians in any of these genres. Imagine anyone being concerned about pronouns. You ...can't.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 06, 2024 04:33 PM (nLFEI)

280 @TJM There's probably hacks to update your bluray. Have you checked into it?

Posted by: Ribbed at June 06, 2024 04:33 PM (IHRQq)

281 274 I'm not broken up about it. I have my PS5 right next to it. And both are above my PS4. And if either of those fail...my PS3 is waiting, unplugged, to be of use right next to the PS4.
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I think game consoles are the correct answer to that question. You're spending the money already, so get something that does something else, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (23ZaS)

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If I ever came to rely on the PS5 to play discs, I'd actually but a media remote for the thing. The controller is too sensitive and awkward to use regularly for those purposes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

282 Never play Trivial Pursuit with jordan61......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 04:34 PM (Aoykm)

283 Dr Smith was the original gay space guy. Will Robinson was always in danger.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:34 PM (SHMXB)

284 But, I just have these memories of people saying that the inertial dampeners are offline, but it never really meaning anything because it was a bit of [tech] the writers could throw in to make an action scene sound sciency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

We have to go but we can't because the thing won't let us go.

Instant dramatic tension. Don't matter if it's an inertial dampener or a pissed off dragon or an ex girlfriend with a machete.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (BpZ5k)

285 280 @TJM There's probably hacks to update your bluray. Have you checked into it?
Posted by: Ribbed at June 06, 2024 04:33 PM (IHRQq)

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Nah. I have the simple solution of just using my PS5 on newer Blu-rays, which is not a huge section of my collection.

Pretty much just the Criterions I buy that aren't 4K (Le Corbeau, for instance).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

286
Disks blow.
I just download the movies. 1080p is good enough for me.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (ATg0j)

287 277 Also he'll be a woman. A gay woman

He wasn't a gay woman in the original? Maybe not, as he'd be too masculine then. But kinda gay.
Posted by: C3PO Hater at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (l66Ab)

I always kind of thought that C3PO was not necessarily gay per se, but more playing on the fastidious, urban neurotic trope. Kind of like Tony Randall in Odd Couple... but that was also kind of gay. Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (nr7mR)

288 Firefly is, what you call it… a hot mess? But it worked through sheer casting and silliness, to the level of not caring about plot..

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (PCK5/)

289 Does anyone on this show know a smidgeon of actual science? Oh, right, they are all women .
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney

As someone on Twitter wrote, shows like this are what happens when you eliminate 'man-splaining.'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (IG4Id)

290 I remember sitting in the theater, waiting for this movie to start. When the huge starship flew over, I just leaned back in total shock and awe. It just blew three seasons of Glen Glen special effects out of the water.

Nearly fifty years on, I still have the memory of that opening scene and how blown away I was by it.

Lucas ruined Star Wars with Return of the Jedi. He finally could afford all the sfx he couldn't for the original SW. He essentially reshot the first movie, and went straight down hill from there.

But I still have SW:ANH and TESBA. I can ignore the deck that follows.

Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (zbGp6)

291 *weeps bitterly but manfully at being corrected*

Yeah, I figured I was slightly misremembering the detail somehow.

So, they could keep going at whatever speed, but if they changed speed too quickly, everyone would die.

But, I just have these memories of people saying that the inertial dampeners are offline, but it never really meaning anything because it was a bit of [tech] the writers could throw in to make an action scene sound sciency.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

Science fiction is filled with fictional science, physics, and engineering.

Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (5fDan)

292 But, I just have these memories of people saying that the inertial dampeners are offline, but it never really meaning anything because it was a bit of [tech] the writers could throw in to make an action scene sound sciency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)
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In the Star Wars novels, fighter pilots will intentionally dial down the inertial compensators to around 95% or so because they *need* to feel some acceleration in order to fly properly. They claim it helps them navigate and shoot better when they can feel the g's.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (7fElN)

293 And yes, Joss Whedon's choices of actresses are dynamite. When you have a slate of actresses (Amy Acker, Charisma Carpenter, Mercedes McNab, Summer glau, Jewel Staite, et al.) who somehow make Sarah Michelle Gellar herself merely "pretty". . . you got something.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (J2vNu)

294 Never play Trivial Pursuit with jordan61......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 04:34 PM (Aoykm)
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I suck at the pink questions. I've always sucked at the pink questions.

But her conclusion about who the two people were and thought process leading to the conclusion were excellent. I'll bet she's great at the pink questions, even when she doesn't know the answer for sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (d04cU)

295 220
We are almost exactly the same age.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June

Geminis of a feather!

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (p4NUW)

296 286 Yup.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:36 PM (MvF+J)

297 I always kind of thought that C3PO was not necessarily gay per se, but more playing on the fastidious, urban neurotic trope. Kind of like Tony Randall in Odd Couple... but that was also kind of gay. Huh.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Non-practicing gay?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:36 PM (23ZaS)

298 Firefly is, what you call it… a hot mess? But it worked through sheer casting and silliness, to the level of not caring about plot..
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (PCK5/)
++++
The cast was really excellent and made what would have been a decidedly mediocre show into something much, much better. The whole ensemble did really well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:36 PM (d04cU)

299 We have to go but we can't because the thing won't let us go.

Instant dramatic tension.

You ain't shittin, pal.

Posted by: Little Kids On A Road Trip at June 06, 2024 04:36 PM (l66Ab)

300 291 Science fiction is filled with fictional science, physics, and engineering.
Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (5fDan)

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What defines science fiction to me is a basis in potentially real, but unrealized, scientific advancements.

So, Arthur C. Clarke writing about a space elevator because he read a scientific paper about how it might be possible? Science fiction.

Creating a transporter because there was no budget in the pilot for a shuttle craft? Techno-fantasy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

301 Not to mention that SW was also a little bit swashbuckler...

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (krQz2)

302 Gayest and worst. Bad casting (mostly), bad acting, bad action, bad plot.

If anything could kill Kathleen Kennedy, this should.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (xcxpd)

303 Comment #265.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:33 PM (GBKbO)

The comments are hopping today! Can’t keep up.

PS5 is a little expensive to just sit there and wait for me to put a disc in. Also, already have WAAAAY to many EGS, GOG, and Steam games in my backlog, so can’t afford to buy games for the PS5.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (iSfV4)

304 302 Gayest and worst. Bad casting (mostly), bad acting, bad action, bad plot.

If anything could kill Kathleen Kennedy, this should.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (xcxpd)

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If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

305 If I ever came to rely on the PS5 to play discs, I'd actually but a media remote for the thing. The controller is too sensitive and awkward to use regularly for those purposes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

Hey, TJM. Question: I have been rewatching some shows on streaming and have noticed something odd. Was there an analog/digital standard swap sometime in the early 2010s? I have noticed video quality between shows can be extremely uneven, with some being fuzzy as hell and others looking pretty damn good.

I remember there was an over the air switch to digital, but I though it was in the early 2000s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (nr7mR)

306 Oh man, I forgot about Jewel Staite. She had that weird quality of somehow being simultaneously cute and gorgeous, which doesn't happen very often.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (23ZaS)

307 303 The comments are hopping today! Can’t keep up.

PS5 is a little expensive to just sit there and wait for me to put a disc in. Also, already have WAAAAY to many EGS, GOG, and Steam games in my backlog, so can’t afford to buy games for the PS5.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (iSfV4)

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Well, you asked what I used...

I barely use the PS5 for movies. Only when required. I really don't like using the Dual Sense controller for movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (GBKbO)

308 Never play Trivial Pursuit with jordan61......
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 04:34 PM (Aoykm)

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My dad kicked my ass at Trivial Pursuit every time I played with him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (DRSnL)

309 Notice something? All those genres are NOT female.

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Generally the only movies women gravitate to are romances where a simp simps after the woman the entire movie until the very ending when he finally realizes he must cut his balls off and worship the queen

the end

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (DBZuM)

310 I needed this movie thread… badly.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (PCK5/)

311 And yes, Joss Whedon's choices of actresses are dynamite. When you have a slate of actresses (Amy Acker, Charisma Carpenter, Mercedes McNab, Summer glau, Jewel Staite, et al.) who somehow make Sarah Michelle Gellar herself merely "pretty". . . you got something.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (J2vNu)
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Julie Benz

Posted by: BahLahKee - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (tT6L1)

312 When the Ewoks were introduced SW was dead to me.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (Aoykm)

313 My dad kicked my ass at Trivial Pursuit every time I played with him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (DRSnL)
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More fights than Monopoly. In my house growing up, we came to call it "Belligerent Pursuit."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (d04cU)

314 160 i saw the first three star wars movies back in the 80s. never much of a fan. always wondered where they got the money to build that death star. maybe jerome powell ran their central bank
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM (B1FKF)

Hence the Empire’s heavy reliance on independent contractors. In ROTJ, the Rebellion wantonly murdered them by the thousands. Casualties of a war they had nothing to do with!

Posted by: Randall at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (8sMut)

315 Also he'll be a woman. A gay woman.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:31 PM (23ZaS)
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Gay women are the best kind of men.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (krQz2)

316
First, it's a robut.
Second, he only sounds like a fag.

"British men are basically American women."

That's a line from a funny-but-cancelled FOX TV series "L.A. To Las Vegas."

FOX really sucks when it comes to cancelling good shows.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (ATg0j)

317 So you gotta ask....

Are the Sith....MAGA? And so, is Donald Trump a Sith Lord? Can we get any sillier or more arcane.

And then, it all sort of made sense, in a twisted and juvenile sort of way.

Oh, and by the way, I think George Lucas' daughter is a lesbian. So there's that, too.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (vcOmj)

318 What's the saying? Any sufficiently advanced tech is indistinguishable from magic. Interstellar would probably be classes as science fiction. They had physicist advisors and used real scientifically educated speculation. But that really just amounts to a lot of its magic being dressed up in the language of science.

Posted by: The Line Between Science and Fantasy Gets Blurry at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (l66Ab)

319 My dad kicked my ass at Trivial Pursuit every time I played with him.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (DRSnL)
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that's because dad liked me better!

Posted by: Jordan's little sister and daddy favorite at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (tT6L1)

320 In a Star War, C3PO is the very last buddy I'd want in my foxhole.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (MvF+J)

321 Firefly is, what you call it… a hot mess? But it worked through sheer casting and silliness, to the level of not caring about plot..
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (PCK5/)
++++
The cast was really excellent and made what would have been a decidedly mediocre show into something much, much better. The whole ensemble did really well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

And then Whedon pissed all over it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (mzzp7)

322 305 Hey, TJM. Question: I have been rewatching some shows on streaming and have noticed something odd. Was there an analog/digital standard swap sometime in the early 2010s? I have noticed video quality between shows can be extremely uneven, with some being fuzzy as hell and others looking pretty damn good.

I remember there was an over the air switch to digital, but I though it was in the early 2000s.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (nr7mR)

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The amount of stuff that affects video quality is very large, starting with how things were filmed to begin with (film vs. video tape vs. digital, and even within that...what the quality of the capture was...8mm vs. 16mm vs. 35mm...etc.).

There was a switch from analog delivery to digital OTA delivery a while back, but it shouldn't affect a streaming source unless the stream originates from a record at the end of the delivery. Sources should be based on the actual sources.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

323 Oh man, I forgot about Jewel Staite. She had that weird quality of somehow being simultaneously cute and gorgeous, which doesn't happen very often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (23ZaS)
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In Firefly, she was supposed to have the "girl next door" vibe compared to Inara's more sophisticated beauty.

However, Jewell is the kind of gal that can really make herself look smoking hot when she tries....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (7fElN)

324
Lesbian Headlamp is the new lena dunham.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (ATg0j)

325 Anyone remember the two famous celerys who both went mort on June 25, 2009?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:25 PM (ATg0j)

One of my dearest friends had a baby that day. Overshadowed by Jacko and Farrah.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (b+a4O)

326 More fights than Monopoly. In my house growing up, we came to call it "Belligerent Pursuit."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (d04cU)

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There was a Trivial Pursuit knockoff that I really liked called Clever Endeavor.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (DRSnL)

327 306 Oh man, I forgot about Jewel Staite. She had that weird quality of somehow being simultaneously cute and gorgeous, which doesn't happen very often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (23ZaS)

Firefly women:

Christina Hendricks > Jewel Staite > Morena Baccarin > Summer Glau

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (nr7mR)

328 You guys did not mention Morena Baccarin…??

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (PCK5/)

329 I'm sure someone has said this already , but I read Chris Chibnall, as Chris Chinball. Seemed more appropriate

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (Clqcn)

330 In a Star War, C3PO is the very last buddy I'd want in my foxhole.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice

C3PO or Dr. Smith from Lost In Space??

And go!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (mzzp7)

331 Star Trek is like "relative computation". *IF* we could travel faster than light...and then proceeds, rather rationally, from there.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024

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Better dialog, too.

Trelane, examining Spock: "Not quite human, is he?"

Spock: "My father was a native of the planet Vulcan."

Trlane: "And are its natives predatory?"

Spock: "Not generally . . . but there have been exceptions."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (J2vNu)

332 But that really just amounts to a lot of its magic being dressed up in the language of science.
Posted by: The Line Between Science and Fantasy Gets Blurry at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (l66Ab)

The Force is closer to actual force than dilithium is to actual lithium.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (BpZ5k)

333 that's because dad liked me better!
Posted by: Jordan's little sister and daddy favorite at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (tT6L1)

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Hurtful. But true.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (DRSnL)

334 Next you are going to tell me Bert and Ernie were gay.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (Z8Yh2)

335 Hey, I was telling nerdy kids they were gay all my life!
Apparently there are these pesky things called "laws" that frown upon that.

Posted by: Walter Breen at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (gKWVE)

336 How in the sam hell can you rhapsodize about Whedon's TV harem and not mention Eliza Dushku?

Posted by: How?!? at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (l66Ab)

337 If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)
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Lord I hope not.

It's like I'm watching Jujutsu Kaisen, and I can't WAIT for somebody to do Mahito in!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (krQz2)

338 Man, the thumbnail for Critical Drinker's review/comments on this show make the actors look like they regretted ever signing up for their roles.

Posted by: Octochicken at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (oCS0o)

339 If you strike her down, she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:37 PM (GBKbO)

I'm willing to roll those dice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (xcxpd)

340 How in the sam hell can you rhapsodize about Whedon's TV harem and not mention Eliza Dushku?
Posted by: How?!? at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (l66Ab)
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As has been mentioned...Joss Whedon has a type...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (7fElN)

341 320 In a Star War, C3PO is the very last buddy I'd want in my foxhole.
Yeah, his skin's too... rough.

Posted by: Walter Breen at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (gKWVE)

342 How in the sam hell can you rhapsodize about Whedon's TV harem and not mention Eliza Dushku?
Posted by: How?!? at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (l66Ab)
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Mmmm. Eliza Dushku.

Yes. Incandescent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (d04cU)

343 I was a nerd. Probably still am.

Never was gay.

That was for dorks.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (VuZH8)

344 320 In a Star War, C3PO is the very last buddy I'd want in my foxhole.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:39 PM (MvF+J)

“We’re doomed!”

~ C3-PO

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (iSfV4)

345 The current Hollywood is not about entertainment, it's about power and malice. The idea is to shove it in our faces, it's like saying you so like that, well you can't have it.

What they don't understand that they are already has beens, the world of entertainment has moved elsewhere, most notably to India and of course to virtual studios. What we are watching are the last dodos.

Posted by: Decaf at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (unUNN)

346 And yes, Joss Whedon's choices of actresses are dynamite. When you have a slate of actresses (Amy Acker, Charisma Carpenter, Mercedes McNab, Summer glau, Jewel Staite, et al.) who somehow make Sarah Michelle Gellar herself merely "pretty". . . you got something.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (J2vNu)
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Julie Benz
Posted by: BahLahKee - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:38 PM (tT6L1)

Christina Hendricks was on a couple of episodes of Firefly.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (SHMXB)

347 Next you are going to tell me Bert and Ernie were gay.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen

I don't believe they were born that way.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (hCzfy)

348 309 -- Nope. Not me. The bigger and louder the explosions, the happier I was.

Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (zbGp6)

349
Incidentally, the youtube comments on the acolyte trailer video ROAST Lesbian Headlamp so good.

For instance:

From the producer who fed women to a real life Jabba the Hutt

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (ATg0j)

350 Notice something? All those genres are NOT female. At all. not even the slightest bit. WWII war movies appeal to females? How about westerns? Samurai movies? Buck rogers? NONE of these appeal to females, hence "the force is female" is not just wrong, it's fucking stupid.

Imagine two lesbians in any of these genres. Imagine anyone being concerned about pronouns. You ...can't.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 06, 2024 04:33 PM (nLFEI)

And yet some women like these things. En masse! No, but certainly enough to be noticeable. And the women who are into things like Star Wars like it on its own merits.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (8sMut)

351 ...I'm watching Jujutsu Kaisen, and I can't WAIT for somebody to do Mahito in!!
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:42 PM (krQz2)

Mahito's fate was deeply satisfying.
But I dropped JJK; like Game of Thrones, they've killed one too many good guys for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (xcxpd)

352 Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 04:41 PM (mzzp7)

I'm taking Smith. He'd be easier to push down while fleeing.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (Aoykm)

353 What does this have to do with Miss Alabama?

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

354 Disney has completely destroyed all that was wholesome in my youth now Aetius451AD and some others are gonna come along and throw C3PO under the gay bus.....

you guys are f'ing terrible(LMAO)

Posted by: JROD at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (IlL6s)

355 Julie Benz
Posted by: BahLahKee - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024

***
Dunno how I could have forgotten her. Her "almost baby talk" style as Darla the vampire is a classic example of contrast in a character. She talks like a giggly schoolgirl . . . but she'll literally bite your throat out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (J2vNu)

356 You guys did not mention Morena Baccarin…??

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:40 PM (PCK5/)
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That sounds like floggable omission.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

357 /off sock

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (tT6L1)

358 Dunno how I could have forgotten her. Her "almost baby talk" style as Darla the vampire is a classic example of contrast in a character. She talks like a giggly schoolgirl . . . but she'll literally bite your throat out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (J2vNu)
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I liked her in "Dexter" too.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (tT6L1)

359 Never was gay.

That was for dorks.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (VuZH

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Well, they're big on dorks.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (krQz2)

360 290 Lucas ruined Star Wars with Return of the Jedi. He finally could afford all the sfx he couldn't for the original SW. He essentially reshot the first movie, and went straight down hill from there.

the really odd thing is that he went through the originals and added lots of cg stuff, but somehow couldn't come up with a few dozen black pixels to cover the spot in the cantina scene where the eyes of the guy in the gerbil mask line up and you can see right through his head.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (v3pYe)

361 (I'm combining two replies)

In Firefly, she was supposed to have the "girl next door" vibe compared to Inara's more sophisticated beauty.
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Christina Hendricks > Jewel Staite > Morena Baccarin > Summer Glau
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It's funny because Staite would be at the top of my list in most lineups. Thank goodness men like different stuff so we're not all chasing the same pretty girl.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (23ZaS)

362 @356 a "floggable omission" can be taken many ways

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2024 04:46 PM (Clqcn)

363 I'm prepared to entertain there being hot lesbians in Buck Rogers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

364 I'm taking Smith. He'd be easier to push down while fleeing.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 04:46 PM (mzzp7)

365 Christina Hendricks > Jewel Staite > Morena Baccarin > Summer Glau
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It's funny because Staite would be at the top of my list in most lineups. Thank goodness men like different stuff so we're not all chasing the same pretty girl.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (23ZaS)

Morena Baccarin is top of my list,

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (SHMXB)

366 It's funny because Staite would be at the top of my list in most lineups. Thank goodness men like different stuff so we're not all chasing the same pretty girl.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (23ZaS)

A Willow vs Cordelia guy I see...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (nr7mR)

367 352 You could always eat Smith when rations run out. Not C3PO. (Presuming C3PO metal is inedible, but in a galaxy far far away, maybe they have tasty nutritious steel.)

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (MvF+J)

368 How long are people going to keep clinging to the idea that KK is going to get fired?

It's not going to happen.

There, I just saved you hours of watching podcasts.

While I'm at it, no, Disney isn't in danger of imminent collapse. Saved you some time there too. The guys that keep pushing that have no idea what they're talking about.

Full disclosure: yes, Disney sucks

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (CjgNg)

369 343 I was a nerd. Probably still am.

Never was gay.

That was for dorks.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 06, 2024 04:43 PM (VuZH

I am definitely on the nerd spectrum. But definitely not gay. I learned that from the earliest days, even if I did not know the underlying reason.

https://www.scifibabes.co.uk/1970s.html

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (8sMut)

370 @356 a "floggable omission" can be taken many ways

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2024 04:46 PM (Clqcn)
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Mainly when it's the bishop.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (krQz2)

371 the really odd thing is that he went through the originals and added lots of cg stuff, but somehow couldn't come up with a few dozen black pixels to cover the spot in the cantina scene where the eyes of the guy in the gerbil mask line up and you can see right through his head.
Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (v3pYe)

I am very UN-happy that you cannot get the original cuts of the original trilogy anymore (and haven’t been able to for over 20 years). I think my parents still have a VHS trilogy from before Lucas “realized his vision”, but I don’t have a VCR.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (iSfV4)

372 >>>Christina Hendricks > Jewel Staite > Morena Baccarin > Summer Glau
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They must have exceptional personalities.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (bQ/08)

373 365 Christina Hendricks > Jewel Staite > Morena Baccarin > Summer Glau
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It's funny because Staite would be at the top of my list in most lineups. Thank goodness men like different stuff so we're not all chasing the same pretty girl.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (23ZaS)

Morena Baccarin is top of my list,
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (SHMXB)

Lots of pretty women…. but some are beautiful.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (PCK5/)

374 300 291 Science fiction is filled with fictional science, physics, and engineering.
Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:35 PM (5fDan)

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What defines science fiction to me is a basis in potentially real, but unrealized, scientific advancements.

So, Arthur C. Clarke writing about a space elevator because he read a scientific paper about how it might be possible? Science fiction.

Creating a transporter because there was no budget in the pilot for a shuttle craft? Techno-fantasy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:36 PM (GBKbO)

A lot of science fiction books and movies make extrapolations of past and current physics and materials science theories and concepts. When a story becomes totally divorced from science and engineering that readers and viewers believe will be possible sometime in the future, it's a magic story.

Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (5fDan)

375 pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/06/06/
fani-willis-blew-it-
trump-georgia-case-officially-put-on-hold-n4929666

Posted by: phrasing at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (gKWVE)

376 363 I'm prepared to entertain there being hot lesbians in Buck Rogers.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 04:46 PM (xcxpd)

https://tinyurl.com/3f8tdfce

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (nr7mR)

377 It's fascinating to hear them say "nerds are gay."

They truly have no idea who their audience is. One day in an honors dorm or D&D weekend or on a Minecraft server is all it takes.

Heck, even mainstream stuff like Fortnite is 90% aggressive straight males trying to teabag the competition. That's not a joke. 90% of Fortnite players are male.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (23ZaS)

378 353 What does this have to do with Miss Alabama?
Posted by: wth at June

For the last time, that was Miss PLUS sized Alabama.

In other trivia, the 2020 Mrs. Alabama is one of my instructors. She was on the Magic’s . Dance Team, and the Lakers. She does not resemble the plus size Miss Alabama.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (p4NUW)

379 368 How long are people going to keep clinging to the idea that KK is going to get fired?

It's not going to happen.

There, I just saved you hours of watching podcasts.

WRONG. KK’s firing is IMMINENT!!!

Posted by: Doomcock at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (8sMut)

380 Honeybee in the house. Something new. Usually it's paper wasps.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (MvF+J)

381 HQ usage is standardized at "Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore".

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (ZdexC)

382 What does this have to do with Miss Alabama?
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

Death Star

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (+myjY)

383 It's fascinating to hear them say "nerds are gay."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (23ZaS)
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Yeah, nothing like freshly baked stereotypes.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (krQz2)

384 So, is this new show ultimately a long march to saying Anakin was right for killing all the woke jedi and restarting the line with his pure straight white midi-chlorians blood?

PS - I'm not watching it, but I'll be sad if I have to give up Andor, too...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (exHjb)

385 ... While I'm at it, no, Disney isn't in danger of imminent collapse. Saved you some time there too. The guys that keep pushing that have no idea what they're talking about. ...
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (CjgNg)
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Yeah, I don't get that.

Disney has a gigantic balance sheet and huge cashflows, mostly from the "experiences" segment (which is why trouble at Disney World is trouble for the company as a whole). Most of the company is a loser, but it can sustain its losses for quite some time. It's a bad company - badly run, badly managed, bad products, socially corrosive, etc. - and if it keeps up, Disney will *eventually* be a zero - but that zero is not right around the corner.

Of course, the final value of *any* enterprise is zero, but its managers have some influence over that. Disney's executives are chasing that zero, but there's a lot of ruin in an enterprise as large as Disney.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (d04cU)

386 380 Honeybee in the house. Something new. Usually it's paper wasps.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (MvF+J)

Next week, Murder Hornets.. then Parachute Spiders .

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (PCK5/)

387 380 Honeybee in the house. Something new. Usually it's paper wasps.

hmmm. there's not one of those in my origami book.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (v3pYe)

388 It's funny because Staite would be at the top of my list in most lineups. Thank goodness men like different stuff so we're not all chasing the same pretty girl.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:45 PM (23ZaS)

A Willow vs Cordelia guy I see...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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Jewel Staite vs. the redhead young lady from 2010 or so Doctor Who.

Assuming the "vs" is pudding wrestling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (23ZaS)

389
Anyone see these A.I.-created "'50's Panavision" shorts?

Here's the 1950's version of ALIEN:

https://youtu.be/puGnoy0Lmc8?si=QnRI8we6lrsJSgpP

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (ATg0j)

390 381 HQ usage is standardized at "Saffron, Intergalactic Space Whore".
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (ZdexC)

'She was all naked- and articulate!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (nr7mR)

391 While I'm at it, no, Disney isn't in danger of imminent collapse. Saved you some time there too. The guys that keep pushing that have no idea what they're talking about.

Full disclosure: yes, Disney sucks
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (CjgNg)

People struggle with the idea that these companies are supposed to operate by the principles of the marketplace.

If a company is supposed to make money, then the decisions being made, not just by Dinsey, but any number of other large corps would not make a lick of sense.

So then, consider the possibility that making money isn't their purpose. What could it be, then, if not making money.

Funny how that should open up some other possibilities, but if you want to cling to the notion that this is about profits and market share and all the rest of that 20th century stuff, you just aren't going to get it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (b+a4O)

392 When Disney starts selling off "under performing assets" you'll know they're in trouble.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (tT6L1)

393 Jewel Staite vs. the redhead young lady from 2010 or so Doctor Who.

Assuming the "vs" is pudding wrestling.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (23ZaS)
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That would be Karen Gillan...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (7fElN)

394 Jewel Staite vs. the redhead young lady from 2010 or so Doctor Who.

Assuming the "vs" is pudding wrestling.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:50 PM (23ZaS)

Ohhh, Amy Pond v Kaylee. Damn. That is a damn good match up.

I would not want to have to go out with the difference.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:52 PM (nr7mR)

395 https://tinyurl.com/3f8tdfce
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (nr7mR)

The #1 thing I remember from that show: the opening.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:52 PM (8sMut)

396 Jewel Staite Is unrecognizable to me today from her role in Firefly. Not that she’s now unattractive. Far from it. She just looks completely different to me.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:53 PM (SHMXB)

397 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:48 PM (nr7mR)

The #1 thing I remember from that show: the opening.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:52 PM (8sMut)
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Wee-dee wee-dee

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:53 PM (krQz2)

398 That would be Karen Gillan...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (7fElN)

=====

Ellipsis' favorite!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 04:53 PM (DRSnL)

399 Having never seen any of this, I do have to ask the ladies here, we're there any hot guys?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 04:53 PM (v/nZx)

400 I'm of the opinion that the main difference between science fiction and fantasy is the kind of story they're telling. Your story is Science fiction when it's just disguised philosophy where you explore questions like "what does it mean to be human" by encountering edge cases of aliens or robots that are almost human. Your story is fantasy when you are telling a classic hero's journey kind of story where a character goes out into a strange world, overcomes obstacles and defeats some bad guy.

Star Wars is/was fantasy (set in space).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 04:54 PM (B9Prs)

401 386 380 Honeybee in the house. Something new. Usually it's paper wasps.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 04:49 PM (MvF+J)

Next week, Murder Hornets.. then Parachute Spiders .
Posted by: tubal

Don't forget the cicadas!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 04:54 PM (E0dBg)

402 Having never seen any of this, I do have to ask the ladies here, we're there any hot guys?
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 04:53 PM (v/nZx)
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Star Wars? I would think Harrison Ford and the guy who played Lando Calrissian count.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:54 PM (tT6L1)

403 What does this have to do with Miss Alabama?
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

That's no moon.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:55 PM (hoLCx)

404 Duck Dodgers In the 24½ Century >> Buck Rodgers In the 25th Century TV Show.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:55 PM (krQz2)

405 Funny how that should open up some other possibilities, but if you want to cling to the notion that this is about profits and market share and all the rest of that 20th century stuff, you just aren't going to get it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (b+a4O)

Yeah, but even propagandists must be successful. If their message isn’t getting out because they are not focused on STORY FIRST, they aren’t even succeeding there. And without that “20th Century stuff” (timeless economics), you have zero platform from which to launch propaganda.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:55 PM (8sMut)

406 Duck Dodgers In the 24½ Century >> Buck Rodgers In the 25th Century TV Show.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:55 PM (krQz2)
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Earth shattering Kaboom for the win!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (tT6L1)

407 Star Wars? I would think Harrison Ford and the guy who played Lando Calrissian count.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 04:54 PM (tT6L1)
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Billy Dee Williams was always a smooth-talkin' ladies man...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)

408 ... While I'm at it, no, Disney isn't in danger of imminent collapse. Saved you some time there too. The guys that keep pushing that have no idea what they're talking about. ...
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:47 PM (CjgNg)
++++
Yeah, I don't get that.

Disney has a gigantic balance sheet and huge cashflows, mostly from the "experiences" segment (which is why trouble at Disney World is trouble for the company as a whole). Most of the company is a loser, but it can sustain its losses for quite some time. It's a bad company - badly run, badly managed, bad products, socially corrosive, etc. - and if it keeps up, Disney will *eventually* be a zero - but that zero is not right around the corner.

Of course, the final value of *any* enterprise is zero, but its managers have some influence over that. Disney's executives are chasing that zero, but there's a lot of ruin in an enterprise as large as Disney.

I wonder if the recently fired employees at WaPo would agree with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (xCA6C)

409 Summer Glau was a ballet dancer. Heading cast her as a ballerina in "Angel". He knew she would be great fir the stunts that River had to do in Firefly because of her training.

Posted by: Megthered at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (8hKPY)

410 400 I'm of the opinion that the main difference between science fiction and fantasy is the kind of story they're telling. Your story is Science fiction when it's just disguised philosophy where you explore questions like "what does it mean to be human" by encountering edge cases of aliens or robots that are almost human. Your story is fantasy when you are telling a classic hero's journey kind of story where a character goes out into a strange world, overcomes obstacles and defeats some bad guy.

Star Wars is/was fantasy (set in space).
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 04:54 PM (B9Prs)

See? You get it. Star Trek is BRAINY. It is REAL science fiction.

Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (8sMut)

411 Star Wars? I would think Harrison Ford and the guy who played Lando Calrissian count.

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All of the main characters ended up wealthy and world-recognized from the movie, so they were all hot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (23ZaS)

412 Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (b+a4O)

This.

And that describes more big businesses than I care to even think about, because it's too depressing.

And the little guys keep falling by the wayside because the McKinseyfied big players keep rigging the playing field with their pals in the gubmint.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (CjgNg)

413 Billy Dee Williams was always a smooth-talkin' ladies man...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)

Who also advertised for Colt 45.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (iSfV4)

414 So Acolyte is just going to be another "let's subvert the lore and make the bad guys the good guys" (like they did with the Wicked Witch of the West in "Wicked" or the Evil Queen in "Maleficent".) Sight unseen, sounds like the evil Sith are going to be ret-conned as wrongly impugned gays of color, who are hunted down by (now evil) white Jedi, like the witches of Salem. Buh-bye, Star Wars, you used to be cool... a long, long time ago...

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (JuaQi)

415 Billy Dee Williams was always a smooth-talkin' ladies man...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (7fElN)
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Shut yo' mouth!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (krQz2)

416 Been fun, but back to reading my giant tome….

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (PCK5/)

417 Your story is fantasy when you are telling a classic hero's journey kind of story where a character goes out into a strange world, overcomes obstacles and defeats some bad guy.

Star Wars is/was fantasy (set in space).
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 04:54 PM (B9Prs)

I think you are also forgetting a central tenet that is usually more important in Fantasy as opposed to sci-fi: Romance. A beautiful girl who is either a prime motive force for the plot or a central element.

It's amazing to me how often story analysis online forgets that central tenet and common part of the human experience. For men, it is about why you do the shit you do. For women, it is about being fought for and won.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (nr7mR)

418 Smoov, not smooth.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (23ZaS)

419 388 Jewel Staite vs. the redhead young lady from 2010 or so Doctor Who.

Assuming the "vs" is pudding wrestling.

fish, fingers, and custard?

(thank you, oxford comma)

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (v3pYe)

420 I’m going to watch a Nicholas Cage movie tonight called , Arcadian. 55% Rotten Tomato audience score.

Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (SHMXB)

421 Colt 45 - Malt Liquor, not the handgun.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (iSfV4)

422 See? You get it. Star Trek is BRAINY. It is REAL science fiction.

Posted by: Star Trek snobbery at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (8sMut)
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Apart from Spock's Brain, and a few other episodes, yeah.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (krQz2)

423 I can't believe that same guy STILL thinks Kathleen Kennedy is going to get fired.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (fV+MH)

424 The woman standing next to the Wookie Jedi is using her force powers to make me stare at her chest.

/Waves hands

These are the tracts of land you are looking for...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (ibTVg)

425 Yeah, but even propagandists must be successful. If their message isn’t getting out because they are not focused on STORY FIRST, they aren’t even succeeding there. And without that “20th Century stuff” (timeless economics), you have zero platform from which to launch propaganda.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 04:55 PM (8sMut)

And yet that's not what is happening. They continue to do what they're doing.

Not just your entertainment enterprises, but EVERYTHING. Your food, your clothing, your electronics... everything. All these companies are pushing an ideology on you.

But if you want to believe this is about the marketplace, go right ahead. They want you to believe that.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (b+a4O)

426 I'm glad I bailed on SW halfway through TPM. It has saved me a lot of time.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (yOPBE)

427 409 Summer Glau was a ballet dancer. Heading cast her as a ballerina in "Angel". He knew she would be great fir the stunts that River had to do in Firefly because of her training.
Posted by: Megthered at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (8hKPY)

So was Amy Acker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (nr7mR)

428 I saw the Twin Suns of Tattooine open for Motörhead at Edinburgh Playhouse in '82.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (qhMSH)

429 Colt 45 - Malt Liquor, not the handgun.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (iSfV4)
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Make your feet stinky all night!

Posted by: Bill MacNeil at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (krQz2)

430 371 -- I was fortunate to have a friend who transferred the original version from tape to dvd. I cherish that disc.

Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (zbGp6)

431 Shut yo' mouth!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (krQz2)
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But he's talkin' about Billy Dee Williams!

I can dig it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (Zktzy)

432 I'm fairly certain that Miss Alabama thing was a publicity stunt / advertisement for the National American Pageant or whatever the "pay us to have your photo taken on stage" group was named.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (23ZaS)

433 Hmmm... wonder if as an author, even after you sell the copyrights to something... because you receive residuals on the original product,

You can sue for actual damages if they destroy the basis of your work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (xaFKb)

434 I wonder if the recently fired employees at WaPo would agree with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (xCA6C)

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WaPo doesn't come anywhere near Disney's cash flow, and their balance sheet is nothing in comparison either.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (CjgNg)

435 423 I can't believe that same guy STILL thinks Kathleen Kennedy is going to get fired.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (fV+MH)

He's a retard. I also find his voice extraordinarily annoying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (nr7mR)

436 Meanwhile on FNC, the leftist hack Neil Cavuto is blathering on about how the WWII vets were fighting to "save our democracy."

Our democracy. A leftist trope.

That phrase was never in use by the greatest generation, then or now.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 06, 2024 05:00 PM (ZtgZZ)

437
It's amazing to me how often story analysis online forgets that central tenet and common part of the human experience. For men, it is about why you do the shit you do. For women, it is about being fought for and won.

There is a whole meme about women being shocked about how little men need to be happy...and not getting all the other crap is FOR THEM.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:00 PM (ibTVg)

438 Rampant inflation and President Joe Biden’s favoring of left-wing policies are contributing to a lack of progress on his landmark infrastructure law, analysts told the Daily Caller. Two and a half years after Congress ratified the $1.2 trillion Bipartisan Infrastructure Law in November of 2021, there has been very little concrete progress on new roads or bridges. The trillions of federal dollars the Biden administration has poured into the economy may actually be hindering the completion of the infrastructure that Biden promised to build, analysts told the Caller.

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 05:01 PM (/yZkR)

439 There is a whole meme about women being shocked about how little men need to be happy...and not getting all the other crap is FOR THEM.
Posted by: 18-1

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hahaha, a buddy sent one of those recently. It was of a living room. It was a TV on the floor, some type of gaming system, and a folding lawn chair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:01 PM (23ZaS)

440 Meanwhile on FNC, the leftist hack Neil Cavuto is blathering on about how the WWII vets were fighting to "save our democracy."

I suspect if you asked a GI in 1942 why we were at war his answer would be something like, "God-damn Nips sneak attacked us and we are going to tear them slant eyes a new one in revenge"

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (ibTVg)

441 Chewbacca was pretty damn hot!

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (l66Ab)

442 The trillions of federal dollars the Biden administration has poured into the economy may actually be hindering the completion of the infrastructure that Biden promised to build, analysts told the Caller.
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 05:01 PM (/yZkR)
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Government could fuck up an orgasm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (mUnoX)

443 I wonder if the recently fired employees at WaPo would agree with you.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 04:56 PM (xCA6C)

______

WaPo doesn't come anywhere near Disney's cash flow, and their balance sheet is nothing in comparison either.

Agreed, and despite the fact that there's a lot less at stake with WaPo, they still canned all the non-performing lefties. There is also the small matter that WaPo is owned by one of the world's wealthiest men, yet even he must have finally had enough of burning money.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (xCA6C)

444 And that describes more big businesses than I care to even think about, because it's too depressing.

And the little guys keep falling by the wayside because the McKinseyfied big players keep rigging the playing field with their pals in the gubmint.
Posted by: McLurkerson at June 06, 2024 04:57 PM (CjgNg)

There are some who argue that Covid was an op, designed to transfer wealth from the middle class to the wealthy, and it did that. But that wasn't the end game.

The end game is even more sinister, and it's easy to want to pretend like it isn't, because it's ugly and it's dark, and it's easier to just keep saying how these Dinsey execs are too stoopid to know how to make money.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (b+a4O)

445 Meanwhile on FNC, the leftist hack Neil Cavuto is blathering on about how the WWII vets were fighting to "save our democracy."

Our democracy. A leftist trope.
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Cavuto is a lost cause.

He repeats a lot of the same shit as the left.

Not *all* of it, just enough to write him off.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (krQz2)

446
hahaha, a buddy sent one of those recently. It was of a living room. It was a TV on the floor, some type of gaming system, and a folding lawn chair.

I actually had a couple of lawn chairs in my living room for quite a while. Current GF was scandalized until I broke down and got a couch.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:03 PM (ibTVg)

447 hahaha, a buddy sent one of those recently. It was of a living room. It was a TV on the floor, some type of gaming system, and a folding lawn chair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:01 PM (23ZaS)

The chair is a little ostentatious, TBH. Dude must be rolling in the dough!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 05:03 PM (iSfV4)

448 Oh, and sorry for the long gap between posts-- I thought I had posted something at 3:15. Whoops!

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Screenwriter Guy at June 06, 2024 05:04 PM (yOPBE)

449 So here's what I don't get. You want to make the movie full of lezzies. Ok.
Why, then, do they cast the ugliest female versions of Jabba the Hutt they can find?

Guys would watch your movie with Kate Upton and Jessica Alba making out.

And while I imagine most women don't really want to see lesbians, I'm sure everyone would prefer the 2 hot girls over the blobs and tatooed freaks we see.

Why not put hot lipstick lesbians in your movie if you are gonna put in lesbians at all?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 06, 2024 05:04 PM (FthWa)

450 hahaha, a buddy sent one of those recently. It was of a living room. It was a TV on the floor, some type of gaming system, and a folding lawn chair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:01 PM (23ZaS)
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You don't need a bed frame. A mattress is enough to support you and keep you off the floor!

Who needs a hamper when you have a laundry basket?

...

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

451 It there slap fighting and hair pulling?

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (3jEZ8)

452 Who needs a hamper when you have a laundry basket?

...
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (nr7mR)

453 There are only three Star Wars movies.

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (uncTf)

454 It's a high hurdle. Star Wars is already awfully gay.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (krQz2)

455 I saw the Twin Suns of Tattooine open for Motörhead at Edinburgh Playhouse in '82.
Posted by: ShainS

I saw the blinking moon of Tattooine during a wardrobe malfunction at Spearmint Rhino in Dallas in '20.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (mzzp7)

456
But if you want to believe this is about the marketplace, go right ahead. They want you to believe that.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (b+a4O)

Sorry, but economics is immutable. Want to pick a fight with physics next?

All well and good to propagandize and do all that sort of thing. But the crop running Disney not are not an army of Eisensteins. They make Riefenstahl look good by comparison. They suck at propaganda. STORY FIRST. And, like it or not, you can only piss away so much money before those economic laws you are so dismissive of bite you in the ass and you lose your ability to propagandize, change society, or whatever.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (8sMut)

457 I'm betting the Chewbacca character was a multimillionaire in the 80s.

So yeah, he was hot. No one knows what he looked like, but it's almost certain that he could've gotten 95% of available women at the time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (23ZaS)

458 There are only three Star Wars movies.
Posted by: BuddyPC at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (uncTf)
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You forgot *Jedi hand wave*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (mUnoX)

459 As noted above - the funny thing is The Princess and the Frog is actually a pretty good movie. I had avoided it for years assuming it was "lol disney made a pander-princess" until I watched it later with my kids. They couldn't done some great stuff in the dark - the villian song was fantastic.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (fgmuN)

460 Star Wars should have ended with Star Wars.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (a0T4S)

461 Government could fuck up an orgasm.

I remember reading an old Omni magazine where they sponsored a group of American nuke scientists to tour a Russian nuclear plant.

They and the American scientists were amazed at the fancy brass door knobs they had on all the doors and figured the Soviets had gone all out to impress.

They asked though and one of the Soviet engineers told them they had run out of other materials at the point in their industrial planning when they were building the facility and only brass was available so...they went with what they had.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (ibTVg)

462 Why not put hot lipstick lesbians in your movie if you are gonna put in lesbians at all?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 06, 2024 05:04 PM (FthWa)

How dare you defend the male gaze.
How.
Dare.
You.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (iSfV4)

463 Ace admitted this post kind of bored him. Hard to believe ace took no pride in a post about the homos ruining another Disney movie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (tT6L1)

464 Who needs a hamper when you have a laundry basket?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:04 PM (krQz2)

Wow, aren't we fancy! Pile of dirty clothes in the corner not good enough for you?

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (VGRuw)

465 Government could fuck up an orgasm.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (mUnoX)

They once took over a Whore House in Nevada, for tax evasion... and ran it into the ground in just a few months.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (xaFKb)

466 There are only three Star Wars movies.

Posted by: BuddyPC at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (uncTf)
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Nope. Hamill was insufferable in the 3rd one.

I'm knocking off half a movie for that.

(Although the end was good.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:07 PM (krQz2)

467 I must channel my feminine side when it comes to furnishing /decorating my living quarters even when I moved into my own place when I was 18.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 05:07 PM (SHMXB)

468 Why not put hot lipstick lesbians in your movie if you are gonna put in lesbians at all?

Because one of their goals is to make straight men unhappy.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:07 PM (ibTVg)

469 Funny how that should open up some other possibilities, but if you want to cling to the notion that this is about profits and market share and all the rest of that 20th century stuff, you just aren't going to get it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:51 PM (b+a4O)
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There is a great ideological war going on in America, not to say that it's roughage does not spill into the rest of the world. There are negative forces willing to spill unimaginable amounts of money in effort to see their ideology win. Only recently have some equally positive adversaries been awakened.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 05:07 PM (bQ/08)

470 Wow, aren't we fancy! Pile of dirty clothes in the corner not good enough for you?
Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 05:06 PM (VGRuw)
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I have to say, I didn't expect the Four Yorkshire Men.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (krQz2)

471 I'm betting the Chewbacca character was a multimillionaire in the 80s.

So yeah, he was hot. No one knows what he looked like, but it's almost certain that he could've gotten 95% of available women at the time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (23ZaS)
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Peter Mayhew.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (mUnoX)

472 None of these movies since the original trilogy were any good. The original ones were fine. They were fun movies for kids. That's it. I never got the decades long obsessive mania about this shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (0FoWg)

473 You know why homopobia will always be a "problem" in human society?

Because homosexuals rape kids.

And people will always have a problem with that.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (g9W3m)

474 Defend the male gaze? Ha! I have to think that actual feminist actual lesbians prefer hot girls over not-hot girls too.

Just like I imagine the dream gay guy is not a fat nerd wearing nothing but rainbow makeup, but Brad Pitt without a shirt on... and plenty of women like that.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (FthWa)

475 Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 04:59 PM (b+a4O)

Sorry, but economics is immutable. Want to pick a fight with physics next?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (8sMut)

Now you're just being silly.

Again.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (b+a4O)

476 How dare you defend the male gaze.
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Because one of their goals is to make straight men unhappy.

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I'm certain this is what the current "prison tattoos on beautiful young ladies" trend is all about.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (23ZaS)

477 467 I must channel my feminine side when it comes to furnishing /decorating my living quarters even when I moved into my own place when I was 18.
Posted by: polynikes
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Aw gees

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (bQ/08)

478 454 It's a high hurdle. Star Wars is already awfully gay.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (krQz2)

Whut? Just because its the story of an Old Guy grooming a Young Teenager to play with his Phallic looking weapon?

And has a bit of incest going....

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (xaFKb)

479 451 It there slap fighting and hair pulling?
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Woof! Woof!

Posted by: Jay Peterman at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (ZdexC)

480 There are only three Star Wars movies.
Posted by: BuddyPC at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (uncTf)
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You forgot *Jedi hand wave*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 05:05 PM (mUnoX)
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Lucas' specialty.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (krQz2)

481 I’m pretty sure Amandla Stenberg is half white

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (w8vOS)

482 HLS ! now I know WTF they were talking about ! I mean Andor (which sucked) had to , JUST HAD TO have a lesbian relationship, and this one is way out there. This beeyatch Headland wanted to f-up Asajj Ventress. But they ( I assume Filoni, the creator of that character) nixed it, and she was directed to do something else. Which is failing spectacularly. Only cost abt 200 million to find out she is a failure.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (9pFgx)

483 And when societies reach a point where money is pretend and doesn't matter...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (23ZaS)

484 You know why homopobia will always be a "problem" in human society?

Because homosexuals rape kids.

And people will always have a problem with that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (g9W3m)

But they’re not homosexual homosexual.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 05:10 PM (SHMXB)

485 I'm certain this is what the current "prison tattoos on beautiful young ladies" trend is all about.

Every now and then I'll look through old shorpy pictures.

Almost all of the women are thin, long hair, and mostly in dresses/skirts...with no tats. And a lot more smiles in those pictures then I see walking down the streets of my local blue towns...

And somehow we gave all that up...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:10 PM (ibTVg)

486 472 None of these movies since the original trilogy were any good. The original ones were fine. They were fun movies for kids. That's it. I never got the decades long obsessive mania about this shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It was time to move on after the first one.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (bQ/08)

487 I’m going to watch a Nicholas Cage movie tonight called , Arcadian. 55% Rotten Tomato audience score.

Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (SHMXB)

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Not that one.

An underrated and fun Nicholas Cage film is "Red Rock West" (1993).

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (qhMSH)

488 Put a dude in it and make it hetero

Whaaaaaat?!?!?!?!

Controversial!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (rsqyi)

489 There is a great ideological war going on in America, not to say that it's roughage does not spill into the rest of the world. There are negative forces willing to spill unimaginable amounts of money in effort to see their ideology win. Only recently have some equally positive adversaries been awakened.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 05:07 PM (bQ/0

I too am encouraged by some recent developments, but an awfully large number of people seem to want to keep their heads buried in the sand.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (b+a4O)

490 I liked Yoda's song about Seagulls pecking him on the head.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (krQz2)

491 The end game is even more sinister, and it's easy to want to pretend like it isn't, because it's ugly and it's dark, and it's easier to just keep saying how these Dinsey execs are too stoopid to know how to make money.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 05:02 PM (b+a4O)

I see you have mastered, and like, Marxist language, with your obsession with class. Well done.

And all fine and good to have an end game. All fine and good for it to be ugly and dark. But if you are clueless in the strategy to get there, there is no point. And as much as you and Disney execs desperately want to believe that they are immune to the laws of economics, if these aren’t obeyed, there is no getting to the end game. You may as well design a rocket and ignore Newton.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (8sMut)

492 I’m pretty sure Amandla Stenberg is half white

Almost all black people in the US have white ancestors.

Which makes the whole "white devils are genetically impure monsters" theory of black radicals almost funny.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:12 PM (ibTVg)

493 NOOD

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 05:12 PM (DRSnL)

494 I liked Yoda's song about Seagulls pecking him on the head.

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That really was the best Star Wars sequel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:12 PM (23ZaS)

495 I’m going to watch a Nicholas Cage movie tonight called , Arcadian. 55% Rotten Tomato audience score.

Has anyone seen it?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:58 PM (SHMXB)

It's okay.

I don't regret watching it. But I also like Cage.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 06, 2024 05:12 PM (l66Ab)

496 Not that one.

An underrated and fun Nicholas Cage film is "Red Rock West" (1993).
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (qhMSH)

It’s a new 2024 release. He had tax liens to pay,

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 05:12 PM (SHMXB)

497 even the die hard fans (left leaning and lefties) folks are going "Wut ??" with this show. it sux that bad.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2024 05:12 PM (9pFgx)

498 Get off me first wookie!

Posted by: Sock Removal Services, LLC at June 06, 2024 05:13 PM (l66Ab)

499 Best recent Cage movies:

Mandy, Pig, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 05:13 PM (ibTVg)

500 481 I’m pretty sure Amandla Stenberg is half white
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (w8vOS)

And self hating.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 05:13 PM (8sMut)

501 Not that one.

An underrated and fun Nicholas Cage film is "Red Rock West" (1993).
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 05:11 PM (qhMSH)

Best Nic Cage movie of the last few years IMO?

Drive Angry.... gotta LUV the Accountant.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 06, 2024 05:13 PM (xaFKb)

502 You know why homopobia will always be a "problem" in human society?

Because homosexuals rape kids.

And people will always have a problem with that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (g9W3m)

People will, sure, but when a fairly large chunk of the ruling class are doing the child raping, it's a problem for the people who have a problem with it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 05:13 PM (b+a4O)

503 Washington Nearsider @ 14: "THAT'S when you can get the girl."

After Chad and Tyrone have blown out her ham wallet.

Pass.

Posted by: butch at June 06, 2024 05:14 PM (tVaHq)

504 You know why homophobia will always be a "problem" in human society?

Because homosexuals rape kids.
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And spread disease. Which is why the Bible came down on them. Also why necrophilia, zoophilia, and incest were banned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 05:14 PM (Zktzy)

505 "but there's a lot of ruin in an enterprise as large as Disney."

This too is the story of America ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 06, 2024 05:15 PM (Gse2f)

506 481 I’m pretty sure Amandla Stenberg is half white
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (w8vOS)
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At least. Probably three-quarters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 05:15 PM (Zktzy)

507 The Hate You Give was much more nuanced than advertised. You see the shooting and the black thug was menacing and threatening the scared white cop. It was clearly a justified shooting, as even the main black cop at the end admits. It’s more a story of how any shooting by a white cop can be turned into a racial incident.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 05:17 PM (w8vOS)

508 You could have a fire in space if the fuel contains and oxidizer, as with rocket fuel or gunpowder.
Posted by: Archimedes

The flames wouldn't be arcing in one direction. It's bullshit cope from smoothbrain fucktards.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 04:18 PM

This movie series ended with "the heroes" riding horses on a star destroyer. On the outside surface of a star destroyer. I don't think they are too concerned with how a flame behaves in space.

Posted by: Screenwriter Guy at June 06, 2024 05:19 PM (yOPBE)

509 Now you're just being silly.

Again.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (b+a4O)

You must be a Libertarian: styling yourself as THE final authority and supreme expert on everything, but when challenged, you get pissy and childish.

Try a counter-argument. It’s much easier. You extol yourself as the paragon of adulthood. Well, if you are, you can counter argue and we can converse.

Try and explain to me how Disney - or anyone else for that matter - can continue to propagandize as they piss away their market share and money, and thus earn a shrinking voice in the culture and society. It’s very hard to understand, apparently, but the laws of economics aren’t just silly “20th Century stuff”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 05:20 PM (8sMut)

510 I saw Two Women Bumping Clams open for Edward Scissorhands at the Skyway Drive-In in '90.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 05:20 PM (OpoaD)

511 483 And when societies reach a point where money is pretend and doesn't matter...
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 05:09 PM (

Sure.

Posted by: Laws of Economics at June 06, 2024 05:23 PM (8sMut)

512 472 None of these movies since the original trilogy were any good. The original ones were fine. They were fun movies for kids. That's it. I never got the decades long obsessive mania about this shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 05:08 PM (0FoWg)

Yeah, it’s dumb to want to pass along good stories to future generations. We need to stop doing that.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 06, 2024 05:25 PM (8sMut)

513 yeah and 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 04:14 PM (s3qiR)

Disney at his finest, 1954. Great cast, great story, terrific special effects for its day. First saw it as a 7 year old with my parents. It's on YouTube. Stumbled across it a few nights ago, and wound up watching the entire movie. Classic.

Posted by: Thatcrazyjerseygiy now with twice the crazy at June 06, 2024 06:09 PM (iODuv)

514 Let's face it: Star Wars has sucked since "Return of the Jedi." There's no reason to see anything put out since then. I'll introduce my daughter to the first three flicks, and tell her it ended there. Someday she'll figure out more crap was released, but by then she'll be old enough that it won't have much of a negative impact.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at June 06, 2024 09:36 PM (qM58/)

515 Fire in space, you say? Well, we all know space being a vacuum is a patriarchal-heteronormative construct, so yeah, lesbians can have a fire in space.

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at June 06, 2024 09:41 PM (qM58/)

516 >None of these movies since the original trilogy were any good. [...] I never got the decades long obsessive mania about this shit

There's a very real difference between the Gen-Xers who watched the movies as kids and then moved on, and the millennials who grew up with the "Expanded Universe" and based their whole personality around it.

I will quibble that I don't think the Star Wars trilogy are kids' films, though. They're General Audience movies, which is an important distinction. These days there are no Family/General Audience movies, but back then there were films every generation could go see and enjoy.

Posted by: Daniel Ream at June 06, 2024 10:19 PM (0Go0g)

517 The Wookie is clothed because Disney knows that children will be watching, and they don't want to sexualize children...Oh. Wait. Never mind.

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