Wall Street Journal: Congressmen Anonymously Confess That Biden's Too Old For the Job

When President Biden met with congressional leaders in the West Wing in January to negotiate a Ukraine funding deal, he spoke so softly at times that some participants struggled to hear him, according to five people familiar with the meeting. He read from notes to make obvious points, paused for extended periods and sometimes closed his eyes for so long that some in the room wondered whether he had tuned out.
In a February one-on-one chat in the Oval Office with House Speaker Mike Johnson, the president said a recent policy change by his administration that jeopardizes some big energy projects was just a study, according to six people told at the time about what Johnson said had happened. Johnson worried the president's memory had slipped about the details of his own policy.
Last year, when Biden was negotiating with House Republicans to lift the debt ceiling, his demeanor and command of the details seemed to shift from one day to the next, according to then-House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and two others familiar with the talks. On some days, he had loose and spontaneous exchanges with Republicans, and on others he mumbled and appeared to rely on notes.
"I used to meet with him when he was vice president. I'd go to his house," McCarthy said in an interview. "He's not the same person."
The 81-year-old Biden is the oldest person to hold the presidency. His age and cognitive fitness have become major issues in his campaign for a second term, both in the minds of voters and in attacks on him by Republicans. The White House and top aides said he remains a sharp and vigorous leader.
Some who have worked with him, however, including Democrats and some who have known him back to his time as vice president, described a president who appears slower now, someone who has both good moments and bad ones.
For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on.

LOL. As John Sexton remarked, the White House is claiming this whole story is a "partisan trick," but the article is actually filled brim to bottom with defensive claims about what an effective and forceful "president" Biden is.

I'm not going to quote much of that. But Sexton is right, for every bit of actual news they break about Democrats noting that Biden is frail and mentally impaired, they'll add a paragraph talking about how "forceful" Biden was in his (pre-written, rehearsed) public statement about Ukraine funding.

They also keep on questioning Trump's mental acuity, and push a "both sides" narrative on cognitive decline.

So they're attempting to spin for Biden.

But some truth slips through between the propaganda talking points.

Over the past year, though, with Republicans in control of the House, that reputation has diminished.
White House officials dismissed many of the accounts from those who have met with the president or been briefed on those meetings as motivated by partisan politics....
This article is based on interviews with more than 45 people over several months. The interviews were with Republicans and Democrats who either participated in meetings with Biden or were briefed on them contemporaneously, including administration officials and other Democrats who found no fault in the president's handling of the meetings. Most of those who said Biden performed poorly were Republicans, but some Democrats said that he showed his age in several of the exchanges.

The article points out that the White House knew Democrats were being interviewed for this story -- and told them to tell the WSJ that Biden was better than ever (just like his economy).

The White House kept close tabs on some of The Wall Street Journal's interviews with Democratic lawmakers. After the offices of several Democrats shared with the White House either a recording of an interview or details about what was asked, some of those lawmakers spoke to the Journal a second time and once again emphasized Biden's strengths.
"They just, you know, said that I should give you a call back," said Rep. Gregory Meeks, a New York Democrat, referring to the White House.

That shows real confidence on the White House's part about what Democrats are saying about Biden's dementia, eh?

Later in the article, they report:

Meeks, the New York Democrat, said he didn't come away from the meeting worried about Biden's acuity. "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

They don't say that he said that after the White House called him to tell him to call back the WSJ and emphasize how totally not senile Biden is -- but I think we know for certain that this was the call-back statement.

This is good:

With Ukraine running out of munitions, the White House called together top lawmakers to discuss what it would take to get congressional funding, along with the scope of border-security changes demanded by Republicans. The president moved so slowly around the Cabinet Room to greet the nearly two dozen congressional leaders that it took about 10 minutes for the meeting to begin, some people who attended recalled.
Biden started the meeting reading from notes to make broad points about the need to give money to Ukraine, which struck several participants as odd given that the lawmakers present already generally agreed that more funds were needed. Some attendees had trouble hearing him.

Biden deferred so frequently to other lawmakers that much of the conversation didn't include him, some people who attended the meeting recalled. When questions came directly to him, he would turn to staffers, they said.
"You couldn't be there and not feel uncomfortable," said one person who attended. "I'll just say that."

Senator Risch took on the claims that when no one can see him, Biden is actually a "dynamo" of energy and force of personality:

"What you see on TV is what you get," said Sen. James E. Risch, an Idaho Republican, who attended the meeting but shared only his general impression of meetings with Biden. "These people who keep talking about what a dynamo he is behind closed doors--they need to get him out from behind closed doors, because I didn't see it."

In closely related news, 22-year-old trainers can't keep up with the Human Cyclone named Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

One defense offered for Biden is that sometimes he's more cogent than at other times.

This isn't a defense. This is the diagnosis of senility.

What do they always say about senile people? "You know, he has good days and bad days..."

The brain doesn't stop working completely until the very end. But people begin "sundowning" with greater frequency and about simpler and simpler things.

John Sexton has more quotes and more context about Biden's decline, including his dubious achievement of being the president who answers the fewest questions from the press.

From Andycanuck:

David Shafer
@DavidShafer
My name is David. This fall I will be voting for the candidate found mentally competent to stand trial.

One bonus: As you know, Merrick Garland won't turn over the audiotapes of this senile rapist because of the Dire Threat that someone will use the tapes to make a deep fake of Biden.

Of course, people are already making deep fakes.

Here's another one. CONTENT WARNING for the n-bomb and lots and lots of talk about illegal drugs. Don't watch at work!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM

Comments

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1 There it is.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:30 PM (dEOJ+)

2 Before he was senile Biden was a mediocre to low intellect.

Now?

He's got barely more cognitive ability then Kamala

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 02:31 PM (ibTVg)

3 Top 10

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators. LTD. at June 05, 2024 02:32 PM (f87vz)

4 I'm laughing because it took this long for Senator Anonymous to figure out Brandon is out to lunch brain dead.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2024 02:32 PM (ifc07)

5 In other news, water is wet, ice is cold, and ace's dick does not have wrinkles, thanks to cucumber slices at the spa.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 02:32 PM (991eG)

6 This just in, some anonymous officials think Kamala is a little bit of a couch-jumping slag.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:33 PM (dEOJ+)

7 Congress apparently thinks we live in a Reprivate rather than a Republic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:33 PM (d04cU)

8 Last year, when Biden was negotiating with House Republicans to lift the debt ceiling, his demeanor and command of the details seemed to shift from one day to the next, according to then-House Speaker Kevin McCarthy and two others familiar with the talks. On some days, he had loose and spontaneous exchanges with Republicans, and on others he mumbled and appeared to rely on notes.
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Good days and bad days. I suspect the bad days are wildly outnumbering the good days now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:34 PM (d04cU)

9 The Democrats are really working to ease old Joe out.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:34 PM (aD39U)

10 I sacrificed a First in order to nood the previous Thread, and keep those whiny little 'non-nooding bastids' from bleating yet again.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2024 02:34 PM (U/2+b)

11 Yo... dog.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (Q4IgG)

12 For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on.
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Whatever drugs are in the break room at the WSJ must be pretty damn good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (d04cU)

13 Really, it isn't the age as much as it is the criminality combined with the stupidity.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (lTGtQ)

14 "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

***

Rated: True. He's still a lying, perverted scumbag who's on the take.

Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (+kWhq)

15 David Shafer @DavidShafer
My name is David. This fall I will be voting for the candidate found mentally competent to stand trial.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (ZdexC)

16 and sometimes closed his eyes for so long that some in the room wondered whether he had tuned ~~out~~ died

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (NzJjs)

17 Behold the forcefulness of our War Dotard, and tremble like his withered, palsied hands.

We're definitely intimidating the shit out of the Russians. For sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2024 02:35 PM (0FoWg)

18 The hilarious part is that National Google Review is only now noticing that Biden is incredibly senile.

Thanks for helping elect him, guys!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (uxCna)

19 The White House kept close tabs on some of The Wall Street Journal's interviews with Democratic lawmakers. After the offices of several Democrats shared with the White House either a recording of an interview or details about what was asked, some of those lawmakers spoke to the Journal a second time and once again emphasized Biden's strengths.
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How? I mean, why and how does the White House even know about it? Who's leaking it to them? Why do you not care?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (d04cU)

20 Meeks, the New York Democrat, said he didn't come away from the meeting worried about Biden's acuity. "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

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This is supposed to be a positive thing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

21 >>> 9 The Democrats are really working to ease old Joe out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:34 PM (aD39U)

That's what they think.

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (llON8)

22 Anonymously confess?

What kind of cowardly bullship is that? Even if you're a Democrat, your credibility depends on you being able to say things that at least we don't KNOW you're lying about.

If you can't do that, you're... well, you're a congresscritter.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (dGCAG)

23 Meeks, the New York Democrat, said he didn't come away from the meeting worried about Biden's acuity. "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.
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Ah, Party Men. So reliable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (d04cU)

24 Remember, Owebama told Colbert that if he could have a 3rd term where he's the guy speaking into the earpiece by the sitting president, he would do it.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

25 "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

Nice. Damning with faint praise, as it were.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (aD39U)

26 On some days, he had loose and spontaneous exchanges with Republicans, and on others he mumbled and appeared to rely on notes.
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Good days and bad days. I suspect the bad days are wildly outnumbering the good days now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Harder and harder to dial the cocktail in without killing him.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (NzJjs)

27 "You couldn't be there and not feel uncomfortable," said one person who attended. "I'll just say that."
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Your circus, your monkey. Embrace it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (d04cU)

28 Meeks, the New York Democrat, said he didn't come away from the meeting worried about Biden's acuity. "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

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Alright, I'm quoting this again...

But this was the era when Biden was pushing for the crime bill and calling Robert Byrd a close friend.

So, is he the same, or is he different?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

29 Sorry, Ace, but in the Content Warning video, Biden was completely coherent.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (hO/fR)

30 The Democrats are really working to ease old Joe out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:34 PM (aD39U)

I was on the terlet this morning, working to ease old Joe out.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (dGCAG)

31 his command of the details seemed to shift
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How you can tell this is a friendly article.

"his command of the details"

I swear these diarists could doctor up a shit to taste like cotton candy.

How about "he didn't know what the fuck he was talking about most of the time".

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:38 PM (dEOJ+)

32 "What you see on TV is what you get," said Sen. James E. Risch, an Idaho Republican, who attended the meeting but shared only his general impression of meetings with Biden. "These people who keep talking about what a dynamo he is behind closed doors--they need to get him out from behind closed doors, because I didn't see it."
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I cannot imagine that this is true. I really, seriously and sincerely doubt it.

What we get on TV is carefully managed, heavily medicated, painstakingly prepared, top-notch Biden.

On a regular day with no cameras, I would bet he's a total wreck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:38 PM (d04cU)

33 "hey just, you know, said that I should give you a call back," said Rep. Gregory Meeks, a New York Democrat, referring to the White House."

Translation: "I was told to call you back and tell you he's a dynamo or I wouldn't get my grift check"

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2024 02:38 PM (ifc07)

34 How? I mean, why and how does the White House even know about it? Who's leaking it to them?

What do you think the NSA is for?

Posted by: Bob From NSA! at June 05, 2024 02:38 PM (uxCna)

35 ...but the article is actually filled brim to bottom

**********

Interesting turn of phrase, there, ace. I'm trying to picture how that is done. Besrt I can ccome up with is that it is like loading an old time cannon with a ramrod, from muzzle to breech.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (991eG)

36 Joe's just another old fart who has over stayed his welcome.

Outta be a law that anyone over the age of 65 is barred from holding any federal office or position.

Old farts at that age are to conniving for their own good and are prone to rape, crime, debauchery and rape.

Go play shuffleboard or wait in line at the early bird for your senior discount.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (7rocu)

37 One bonus: As you know, Merrick Garland won't turn over the audiotapes of this senile rapist because of the Dire Threat that someone will use the tapes to make a deep fake of Biden.

Of course, people are already making deep fakes.
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He's had enough public addresses to make this pretty easy now. Fidelity of public recordings are quite good.

It's an innovative excuse, though. I'll give Garland that. Bullshit, but a good modern dodge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (d04cU)

38 He used to be a dumb pile of shit. Now he's an older dumb pile of shit.

But unlike real shit, he smells worse as he ages.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (1bNHn)

39 Wall Street Journal runs stunning hit piece on Biden. The Wall Street Journal published a seemingly damning story on Tuesday night about President Joe Biden’s diminishing mental acuity, with a headline guaranteed to cause panic: “Behind Closed Doors, Biden Shows Signs of Slipping.”

Contrary to its terrifying headline, what the Journal has is a blatant hit piece from Republicans who are shamelessly pushing the Republican talking point that Biden—who is only four years older than Donald Trump—is oh so very, very old. Concerningly so.

there was The New York Times, where the opinion pages were filled with hand-wringing about Biden’s age and how voters are so much more concerned about the 81-year-old president than his 77-year-old opponent.

Does it matter that Democrats refute the Republican version of each incident in the report? Apparently not. Does it matter that Republicans are pushing a campaign talking point they’ve been pushing for months about Biden’s mental fitness? Apparently not.

It’s the story of a Republican Party desperate to regain control of the White House even as their presidential nominee is convicted on 34 felony charges and faces dozens more.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

40 Saying that Biden has "good moments" is no rebuttal of the fact that he's senile.

What do they always say about senile people? "You know, he has good days and bad days..."

The brain doesn't stop working compltely until the very end. But people begin "sundowning" with greater frequency and about simpler and simpler things.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (KRtlO)

41 Good days and bad days. I suspect the bad days are wildly outnumbering the good days now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

His good day is Feb 29th every time.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (ifc07)

42 I can't wait for him to be room temperature

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (fwDg9)

43 I practiced administrative law in front of Meeks back in early 90s. If he wasn't a party man he'd be working the glory hole. Meeks finding Biden is the same as he always was means Meeks is as stupid as always

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Clqcn)

44 The DNC has coordinated with their allies and minions across the land to impel them to write and introduce several thousand judicial misconduct charges against Florida judge Cannon in the past three weeks.

You don't think they can gin up ten thousand warning calls to democrat officials in a month?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (lTGtQ)

45 Video is funny.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Good days and bad days. I suspect the bad days are wildly outnumbering the good days now.

That is, indeed, how dementia progresses.

Stress also accelerates dementia.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (uxCna)

47 Deep fake is going to ruin everything for everyone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

48 39 Does it matter that Democrats refute the Republican version of each incident in the report? Apparently not. Does it matter that Republicans are pushing a campaign talking point they’ve been pushing for months about Biden’s mental fitness? Apparently not.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

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Does it matter that anonymous Democrats agree with the on the record Republicans?

Nope. The NYT obviously invented them because they are in Trump's pocket.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

49
Those congressmen are liars, pal! My staff will confirm that everyday I singlehandedly pull two fully loaded boxcars onto the track to be joined to an outbound freight train at a rail yard near Bethesda!

Doubt me and we'll settle up out back, pal!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (xG4kz)

50 A not so oldie but goodie.

https://youtu.be/A1veW1s24Xo

Top of his game, fat. Wanna wrestle?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

51 >>> 47 Deep fake is going to ruin everything for everyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

It wasn't me.

You can't prove anything.

Posted by: ChatGPT at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (llON8)

52 ... Contrary to its terrifying headline, what the Journal has is a blatant hit piece from Republicans who are shamelessly pushing the Republican talking point that Biden—who is only four years older than Donald Trump—is oh so very, very old. Concerningly so. ...
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
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Age is an objective risk, and Trump's age *is* a concern, at least for me.

But this isn't about age. It's about the fact that Biden's brain is made out of pudding and he's mentally incompetent, and Trump's brain still works.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)

53 Biden was never anybody's genius.

He was never anybody's above-average student, either.

I'll bet a few people could still be found who'd state he was the Class Retard, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (J2vNu)

54 If Biden got a crowd over 1,000 two times in a row I'd be surprised... Even 1 time in a row...

Posted by: setnaffa at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (nOVGb)

55 Deep fake is going to ruin everything for everyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Look at the bright side. Doctored and maliciously edited video being shoved out as "news" is going to be a thing of the past when no one believes any video ever.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (BpZ5k)

56 WHERE'S MEEKS?!?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (aD39U)

57 We can tell you all about loose and spontaneous exchanges. Trust us.

Posted by: Biden's Depends at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (Ga0s6)

58 Those congressmen are liars, pal! My staff will confirm that everyday I singlehandedly pull two fully loaded boxcars onto the track to be joined to an outbound freight train at a rail yard near Bethesda!

Doubt me and we'll settle up out back, pal!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (xG4kz)
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I note that has no bearing on FJB's cognitive abilities.

A herd of mules can do the same thing.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (7fElN)

59 52 Age is an objective risk, and Trump's age *is* a concern, at least for me.

But this isn't about age. It's about the fact that Biden's brain is made out of pudding and he's mentally incompetent, and Trump's brain still works.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)

=======

When Biden's brain did work, he was a serial plagiarist who only had the worst ideas when he tried to do things himself.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

60 Interesting turn of phrase, there, ace. I'm trying to picture how that is done. Besrt I can ccome up with is that it is like loading an old time cannon with a ramrod, from muzzle to breech.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (991eG)

My diaper is filled to the brim when I use my bottom!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

61 I practiced administrative law in front of Meeks back in early 90s. If he wasn't a party man he'd be working the glory hole. Meeks finding Biden is the same as he always was means Meeks is as stupid as always
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Clqcn)
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Biden was always stupid, too. Even before his brain rotted away, he wasn't exactly a heavy-hitter in the intellect department.

Birds of a feather?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (d04cU)

62 >>>Stress also accelerates dementia.

spending half your days at your Chinese-financed beach house sure does help manage that stress!

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (KRtlO)

63 “For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on”

Did Jill write this? Because all the stories I have read, even before Biden became president, was he thought much of himself, but everyone else found his intelligence to be unremarkable at best.

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (pZEOD)

64 "They just, you know, said that I should give you a call back," said Rep. Gregory Meeks, a New York Democrat, referring to the White House.

Meeks was later quoted as saying, "My mangina is all itchy. I know it has nothing to do with the story, I just thought you should know."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (KbCG3)

65 It's an innovative excuse, though. I'll give Garland that. Bullshit, but a good modern dodge.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (d04cU)

Or he expects the tapes might leak at some point in the future, they won't match the transcript, and the excuse will be it's a deepfake.

They don't just think one move ahead.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (dEOJ+)

66 Screaming Joe also wants to beat up a TIME interviewer Now:

Clay Travis @ClayTravis Jun 4
Joe Biden says he could beat up his Time magazine interviewer when he asks if Biden’s too old to be president.

https://tinyurl.com/43xscpbc
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (ZdexC)

67 What a Emperor's New Clothes world we're living in.

Biden's competent, Trump's a felon, Fauci's honest, the economy's great, we can safely lob missiles into Russia without worrying about them retaliating, Fredo Cuomo has always told us the truth about Covid, Travis Kelce is fiercely heterosexual...

Anyone who says different is a puppet of Pootin.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (dGCAG)

68 Some who have worked with him, however, including Democrats and some who have known him back to his time as vice president, described a president who appears slower now, someone who has both good moments and bad ones.

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Jeebus, that's a mountain of gaslighting bullshit that even Hillary's "namesake" Edmund couldn't climb ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Rt4kl)

69 WHERE'S MEEKS?!?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (aD39U)

The exact thing entered my head when I read that.

"The Duke's."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

70 "You know, he has good days and bad days..."

So does Boeing.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (wtvvX)

71 My bull gave it to my wife brim to bottom!

By Jove, I think I've got it!

Posted by: David French at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (KRtlO)

72 Or he expects the tapes might leak at some point in the future, they won't match the transcript, and the excuse will be it's a deepfake.

They don't just think one move ahead.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (dEOJ+)
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Good point

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (d04cU)

73 "For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on”
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Funny how in all their fantasies Trump is Biden and Biden is Trump.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (dEOJ+)

74 47 Deep fake is going to ruin everything for everyone.
Posted by: Sponge
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Can't ruin a society that is already spoiled. Trust in the West has been destroyed already by the ruling class for fun, power, and profit. So now the ruling class gets the reap the seed that they have sown. Unfortunately, we have to eat that shit sandwich too.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (ZHg09)

75 One bonus: As you know, Merrick Garland won't turn over the audiotapes of this senile rapist because of the Dire Threat that someone will use the tapes to make a deep fake of Biden.

Of course, people are already making deep fakes.
++++

SnL mentioned that he found a UTube site where people are using AI to create mini-movies of Biden and Trump. He said they are clearly AI, but still hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (W/lyH)

76 t’s the story of a Republican Party desperate to regain control of the White House even as their presidential nominee is convicted on 34 felony charges and faces dozens more.
Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)

Really ... ?

And all this time, I thought it was about an old man losing his marbles, a thug son, and his vicious dog.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (rj6Yv)

77 Ever since the Republitards took over the Horse of Rerperentives everything is be moor expensive. We must re elect Joe Bidum and save are cuntry from these MAGA Republitards...

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (VYql4)

78 >>> Screaming Joe also wants to beat up a TIME interviewer Now:
Clay Travis @ClayTravis Jun 4
Joe Biden says he could beat up his Time magazine interviewer when he asks if Biden’s too old to be president.
https://tinyurl.com/43xscpbc
screencap
Posted by: andycanuck

thanks, I meant to mention that but forgot all about it!

I guess maybe i'll link it in quick hits.

Posted by: David French at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

79 The Democrats are really working to ease old Joe out.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024
*
I was on the terlet this morning, working to ease old Joe out.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024

***
There's probably an over-the-counter product you could take for that. Impeach-a-Lax.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (J2vNu)

80 [Crap, copy/paste fail -- Take Two:]

For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on.

----------------

Jeebus, that's a mountain of gaslighting bullshit that even Hillary's "namesake" Edmund couldn't climb ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (Rt4kl)

81 For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on”

I was on the Hill as a staffer in the early 80's and even my Senate counterparts could not stand that loud mouthed bragging POS that was Joe Biden. Even then he was dragging the moral and mental bottom of the Senate's birdcage.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (ZHg09)

82 39 Does it matter that Democrats refute the Republican version of each incident in the report? Apparently not. Does it matter that Republicans are pushing a campaign talking point they’ve been pushing for months about Biden’s mental fitness? Apparently not.

Posted by: Intercepted Daily Kos Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (JCZqz)
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Again, I hate the redefinition of "refute".

Maybe we should have a special court with jurisdiction over verbicide. And the ability to impose the death penalty. "Refute" is high on the list, with "iconic", and many others. Like "comprise" or "traditional". And of course, "woman".

Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (1bNHn)

83
thanks, I meant to mention that but forgot all about it!

I guess maybe i'll link it in quick hits.
Posted by: David French at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

Strike one.

LMFAO!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

84 81 I was on the Hill as a staffer in the early 80's and even my Senate counterparts could not stand that loud mouthed bragging POS that was Joe Biden. Even then he was dragging the moral and mental bottom of the Senate's birdcage.
Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (ZHg09)

=======

And they never once took him out by leaking negative stories about his family life to the press.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

85 The important thing to remember is that senile or not, the country would still be on a greased path to Shitsville with this tard and his ilk at the helm.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (KbCG3)

86 "Congressmen Anonymously Confess That Biden's Too Old For the Job"

So brave. You had to whisper that in the shadows?

Who is the darkhorse waiting in the wings with the WSJ and NYT trying to take out Biden?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (IHRQq)

87 The brain doesn't stop working compltely until the very end. But people begin "sundowning" with greater frequency and about simpler and simpler things.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (KRtlO)
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Yeah, there's no way to reverse the effects, especially at this point. The only place FJB's mush brain can go is DOWN.

The physical and mental stress of being POTUS is taxing even on a relatively young and healthy individual. It must be 10x worse for the decrepit old fossil.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

88 Deep fake is going to ruin everything for everyone.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (dGCAG)

89 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (iFTx/)

90 Even then he was dragging the moral and mental bottom of the Senate's birdcage.
Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:45 PM (ZHg09)

Fingerbanging interns gives immortal power, fat. Don't make me come over there and take you behind the gym for a pushup contest. Dogfaced pony soldier......

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

91 Joe's just another old fart who has over stayed his welcome.

Outta be a law that anyone over the age of 65 is barred from holding any federal office or position.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 02:39 PM (7rocu)

It's the policies, not the person. Sure, Joe is senile and shouldn't be in that position. AOC is 34 so being young-ish isn't a panacea.

Biden is a doctrinaire Democrat. He isn't doing anything that other Democrats wouldn't do.

They're making the argument that he's old because Trump is also old. They're making the argument that everything bad is because of him because they don't want voters to wise up and get rid of all the Democrats.

Don't allow yourself to make their arguments for them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 05, 2024 02:47 PM (T7iTv)

92 thanks, I meant to mention that but forgot all about it!

I guess maybe i'll link it in quick hits.
Posted by: David French

Lammont, you big dummy....

Posted by: s_tenhoff at June 05, 2024 02:47 PM (w9Wax)

93 87 The physical and mental stress of being POTUS is taxing even on a relatively young and healthy individual. It must be 10x worse for the decrepit old fossil.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

========

Dude is on vacation even on days he's working. He works for like 2 hours a day, max.

He's making no policy decisions. He's negotiating nothing with Congress. He gets a briefing and then relaxes.

And he's still getting worse.

Imagine if his staff was actually trying to help him do the job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:47 PM (GBKbO)

94 Ever since the Republitards took over the Horse of Rerperentives everything is be moor expensive. We must re elect Joe Bidum and save are cuntry from these MAGA Republitards...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro,Vt at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (VYql4)
***

Mary, Mary, Mary,
You sound so HAWT!
I have a friend, his name is Joe but he isn't a cop, who would love to photograph you and help you become a social media goddess.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

95 It must be 10x worse for the decrepit old fossil.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

The rotten old fuck still thinks he's a Senator. Any job related stress he's got comes from wondering why those chinamen stopped sending the checks to his crackhead bastard crotchfruit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 02:48 PM (BpZ5k)

96 Mary, Mary, Mary,
You sound so HAWT!
I have a friend, his name is Joe but he isn't a cop, who would love to photograph you and help you become a social media goddess.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:47 PM (W/lyH)

Seems you've misspelled Admiral Akbar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

97 >>> 78
==

thanks, I meant to mention that but forgot all about it!

I guess maybe i'll link it in quick hits.
Posted by: David French at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

The Paolo does not believe you are the real David French.

Posted by: Paolo at June 05, 2024 02:48 PM (llON8)

98 Clay Travis @ClayTravis Jun 4
Joe Biden says he could beat up his Time magazine interviewer when he asks if Biden’s too old to be president.

https://tinyurl.com/43xscpbc
screencap
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (ZdexC)
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Biden: "I can take you too."

Reporter: "take me at what, Mr. President?"

Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

99 I don't for a moment think that Biden is too old for the job.
I know people older than he is who are sharp as a tack.
Biden is too fucked up for the job. That's different.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (zdLoL)

100 "It must be 10x worse for the decrepit old fossil."

He's welcome to quit at any time after August 31st.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (B0mGw)

101 It doesn't really matter when Joe's opponent is the man who is worse than Hitler.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (vFG9F)

102 Is that a Paul Harvey bong?

https://youtu.be/x9dkgOZhKQk

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

103 101 It doesn't really matter when Joe's opponent is the man who is worse than Hitler.
Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (vFG9F)

=======

What if we offered up nice, moderate Mitt Romney who managed to win a governorship in Massachusetts while even going so far as to set up the precursor to Obamacare, Romneycare?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

104
Biden: "I can take you too."

Reporter: "take me at what, Mr. President?"
Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

Would've been funny if the reporter did a quick head lunge toward him.

*shits pants*

"WOAH MAN!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

105
WHERE'S MEEKS?!?
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

He was last seen in a cage with a gorilla being returned to the wild in Africa, IIRC.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (xG4kz)

106 And they never once took him out by leaking negative stories about his family life to the press.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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The Dems did take him out in the 88 Prezzie primary via the plagiarism thing. As far as negative stories about family life, even back then most of the critters in office were depraved substance and staff abusing assholes. Biden's family dysfunction was somewhat greater than a lot of them but most of his colleagues were busy screwing pages, staff, lobbyists, or going to the Iwo Jima monument for cruising or the Longworth House office building bathrooms.

Truly Sodom and Gomorrah on the Potomac. Can't imagine that things have improved there except for new depravities with foreign spies etc.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (ZHg09)

107 The only question that remains now is:

If Dr. Jill doesn't convince F. Joe Biden to drop out before the DNC Convention, will he be Epsteined?

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (Rt4kl)

108 I guess maybe i'll link it in quick hits.
Posted by: David French

Quick, hide DF! The bull is here!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (ifc07)

109 My diaper is filled to the brim ...

**********

Exactly. You fill something to the brim, not from the brim.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (991eG)

110 SnL mentioned that he found a UTube site where people are using AI to create mini-movies of Biden and Trump. He said they are clearly AI, but still hilarious.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:44 PM (W/lyH)

It's possible to time-waste on AI movies on Yootoob.

The ones I've seen are things like remaking a movie in the style of Wes Anderson or Quentin Tarantino.

Wes Anderson Star Wars will have Owen Wilson as Darth Vader, and when he says "wow" it cracks me up like a fart in church.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (dGCAG)

111 I don't for a moment think that Biden is too old for the job.
I know people older than he is who are sharp as a tack.
Biden is too fucked up for the job. That's different.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (zdLoL)

I play golf regularly with a guy who is 81. He's pretty good too. I've also had to carry two guys off the course.
But yeah, Biden is too far gone to wipe his own ass much less decide issues of war and peace

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (W/lyH)

112 Joe as a master of the details in earlier years? The guy was a master of extemporaneous bluster which he used to bully people into submission.

Joe was never a master of anything, other than lining his own pockets. Which truth be told, Joe wasn't even very good at graft.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (tT6L1)

113 >>> 107 The only question that remains now is:

If Dr. Jill doesn't convince F. Joe Biden to drop out before the DNC Convention, will he be Epsteined?
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (Rt4kl)

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (llON8)

114 "What if we offered up nice, moderate Mitt Romney who managed to win a governorship in Massachusetts while even going so far as to set up the precursor to Obamacare, Romneycare?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin"

It's easy to win when the other side surrenders.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (vFG9F)

115 107 The only question that remains now is:

If Dr. Jill doesn't convince F. Joe Biden to drop out before the DNC Convention, will he be Epsteined?
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (Rt4kl)

======

You know...those of us who have been predicting Biden was going to be the nominee since the end of 2020 haven't had to come up with reasons why he's suddenly not in office.

Not one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (GBKbO)

116 You can tell how well things are going by the desperation of the junta and its enablers to hide the truth.

Nobody has to spread the word when the economy and the country are doing well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)

117 73 Funny how in all their fantasies Trump is Biden and Biden is Trump.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:43 PM (dEOJ+)

Certainly doesn’t square w Obama’s assessment on Joe’s ability to screw everything up.

Posted by: EveR at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (Z/h4+)

118 Some have said Biden has had swings of amazing command of the details all the way down to merely ultra-fantastic command of the details. They fervently believe he has possibly lost a fingernail length or two from the Bullish Policy Dynamo he once was, and that although his decency, kindness and unflinching "man of the people" sensibilities have never betrayed him, it is possible that his capacity for galactic genius and innovative solution seeking has been dampened a hair by the creep of time.

-Washington Post Criticism of Joe Biden

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (dEOJ+)

119 Anyone remember when Joe Biden was a frumpy, stupid old has-been installed to mollify "blue dog Democrats" as a foil to their charismatic radical while acting as assassination insurance for said radical because everyone both within the Party and without knew that absolutely *nobody* wanted a Biden presidency?

'Cause Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (d04cU)

120 he only question that remains now is:

If Dr. Jill doesn't convince F. Joe Biden to drop out before the DNC Convention, will he be Epsteined?
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (Rt4kl)

Will she?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (W/lyH)

121 Exactly. You fill something to the brim, not from the brim.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (991eG)

Yes, but if you're describing the extent to which something is already filled, as a past completed action, it can be from top to bottom, or stem to stern, or head to toe, etc etc etc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (BpZ5k)

122 OT- This made me laugh. Meeting comes to brawl as Lori Lightfoot confronts the lavish spending of Tiffany Hendred:

https://tinyurl.com/39bbkwd2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (XkYcA)

123 Over 100 -

An anti-inflammatory curbs spread of fungi causing serious blood infections
https://shorturl.at/9zWvc

ht Insty

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (llON8)

124 I don't for a moment think that Biden is too old for the job.
I know people older than he is who are sharp as a tack.
Biden is too fucked up for the job. That's different.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 05, 2024 02:49 PM (zdLoL)

Yeah, it would be like saying I'm too old to play in the WNBA.

Age ain't really the issue here.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (dGCAG)

125 Actually, that's not fair. Biden wasn't a has-been when he was installed as Obama's veep. He was a never-was. That was part of the appeal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (d04cU)

126 111 Diogenes, how did the geezer-fleecing go yesterday?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

127 I think Mary Clogginstein is a Retarded AI program developed by some Woke Clowns in DC. ...

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (/1UO6)

128 Jill Biden wants another four years worse than Joe. There's no way she's backing out. She'll have to be hog tied to a chair before the convention if he quits. Not that it would be the first time for the old slut.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (IHRQq)

129 ace's dick does not have wrinkles, thanks to cucumber slices at the spa.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 02:32 PM (991eG)

Does this work?

[Asking for a friend...]

Posted by: Lemon Party guy at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (d9fT1)

130 53 Biden was never anybody's genius.
He was never anybody's above-average student, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

That's what makes me laugh every time I see a "defense" like this:
“I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I’ve known since I came to Congress,” said Rep. Gregory Meeks, a Democrat elected in 1998, who attended one of these supposedly problematic meetings.

Yup...he's just as dumb and clueless as ever! Except, when watching videos of him from 10 years ago compared to today, you can plainly see the difference in mental acuity.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

131 So the stakes just got raised again for the July Debate.

Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (G0vdT)

132 89 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 02:46 PM (iFTx/)
______
Before I'd ever tasted it, it was recommended by two Scotsmen. One was a professor, the other a retired engineer who, as a boy, lived in Rosyth and remembered the ships returning after Jutland.

So I assume they knew how to pronounce it.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (1bNHn)

133 Biden: "I can take you too."

Reporter: "take me at what, Mr. President?"
Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:48 PM (G0vdT)

Would've been funny if the reporter did a quick head lunge toward him.

*shits pants*

"WOAH MAN!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
***

Or pulled out a big fluffy rabbit hand puppet.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (W/lyH)

134 I mean June debate.

Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (G0vdT)

135 Nobody has to spread the word when the economy and the country are doing well.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)

The common refrain under previous GOPe presidents was "yeah buh muh middle class, evil hitler man is trying to destroy duh middle class durrrrrr".

I don't mean to be mean, i'm just quoting verbatim here. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (BpZ5k)

136 Jiggly Jill has Big Mike envy; she simply deserves two terms in the WH. That right there explains why the criminal in chief is running for a second term. In fact, she had to know he was falling apart during the first campaign and should never have entered the race, let alone the elder abuse going right now. Jiggly is as rotten to the core as FJB, they complete each other as is noted on greeting cards.

What is remarkable about the WSJ article is it has taken this long for people, in significant numbers from the D side, to go on the record about what has been obvious for years now. I suspect the reality of FJB's dementia is far, far, far worse than reported.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (yiDHT)

137 *biden's wife and some number of staffers are running the White House. Several cabinet members Blinken, Garland, Austin (maybe) are in nominal leadership positions in FedGov. Those behind the scenes are probably actually running things so far as US interests are concerned.

But you can tell there's zero coordination between any of them.

Other than to blow smoke up our ass and tell us Trump's the problem.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)

138 Here's to hoping Trump can hit the books and have multiple, intelligent debates showing just how senile and demented Biden is. Really should be pretty easy for anyone to run circles around.

We all thought for sure that would happen last time, and it didn't.

Posted by: Blago at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (wMRY8)

139 The Junta knows Joe should have been removed on 25th Amendment grounds shortly after his inauguration.

Now that the Junta is no longer able to hide the decline, the Junta is trying to figure out if they can continue to use Joe or if another willing dupe is available.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)

140
MSM - KNEEPAD DIVISION

JOEY JOEY YOU'RE SO FINE

YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND

HEY JOEY [clap clap] HEY JOEY

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

141 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (d04cU)

The only thing I recall well about Joe was his boorish,. patronizing questioning of Clarence Thomas in Thomas' SC Confirmation hearing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (XkYcA)

142 Diogenes, how did the geezer-fleecing go yesterday?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

One stroke out of the $.
Those old coots have pulled in a ringer who's been snow-birding down in Palm Springs all winter padding his handicap. Next week I'm sweeping the leg.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (W/lyH)

143 I still can see the Marxists putting him up in November

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (fwDg9)

144 SnL mentioned that he found a UTube site where people are using AI to create mini-movies of Biden and Trump. He said they are clearly AI, but still hilarious.

--------

For a while, my YouTube feed kept suggesting videos that deepfaked Obama, Trump, and Biden all playing video games (and on the same team).

Posted by: junior at June 05, 2024 02:56 PM (t71a5)

145 Actually, that's not fair. Biden wasn't a has-been when he was installed as Obama's veep. He was a never-was. That was part of the appeal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024

***
In '08 and '12, people (here, I think, as well as other places around the 'Net) were saying that F. Joe was Obozo's "assassination insurance" -- that nobody sane would bump BHO off when the result would be F. Joe's brand of fuckwittery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

146 OT- This made me laugh. Meeting comes to brawl as Lori Lightfoot confronts the lavish spending of Tiffany Hendred:

https://tinyurl.com/39bbkwd2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 02:52 PM (XkYcA)

I see hiring a corrupt leftist to investigate a corrupt leftist working out well for everyone involved.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

147 But you can tell there's zero coordination between any of them.

Other than to blow smoke up our ass and tell us Trump's the problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (Q4IgG)

Meanwhile, Jake Sullivan is working as hard as he can to bring on World War III, and nobody seems to be paying any attention, or trying to stop him.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:56 PM (dGCAG)

148 I fingerbanged Ashley from brim to bottom. True fact, Jack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:56 PM (KRtlO)

149 Biden is the Mrs. Bates in the fruit cellar of Ruth Bader Meinhoffs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (x0n13)

150 The question is, will there be a June debate?

My thinking is that this was a challenge from the dems to biden.

There is no logical reason to have a debate this far out from an election, and before the nominees are confirmed.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (lTGtQ)

151 Zero coordination speaks to multiple factions. Again, who is the darkhorse?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (Ectld)

152 89 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.
Posted by: Elric Blade

I've found my pronunciation is greatly improved after my fifth double of the stuff!

Posted by: Nick Rekieta at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (JCZqz)

153 122 OT- This made me laugh. Meeting comes to brawl as Lori Lightfoot confronts the lavish spending of Tiffany Hendred:

https://tinyurl.com/39bbkwd2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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You know its bad when Groot is summoned to investigate some other mayor's malfeasance in office at 400 per hour.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (ZHg09)

154 Hey J.J. you remain in my prayers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

155 Ever smell a used diaper bag? Yeah, they're sick of that smell at every meeting with Joe.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (aFNOf)

156 The only thing I recall well about Joe was his boorish,. patronizing questioning of Clarence Thomas in Thomas' SC Confirmation hearing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (XkYcA)
++++
This is typical, or something similar.

Joe Biden was a forgotten name for most, or if he was remembered, it was for some stupid conduct or other. He was a never-was. But he was politician-handsome, establishment, white and boring.

The perfect bone to throw to the blue dogs, and the perfect assassination insurance for Obama.

Then, thanks to the collapse of various preferred candidates and factional war, the Party ended up settling on him as their standard-bearer in 2020. Truly hilarious, in a way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)

157 Ah yet.

Trump is a stupid poopiehead that can't remember anything or do anything right.

Joe Biden is the man we need. He fights.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Biden repeatedly mixed up Russia with Ukraine throughout his comments on the subject. He also mixed up Iraq and Iran at points, including his refutation of “the idea that you had nuclear arsenals in Iran, that were being, I mean, in Iraq…” At another point, Biden confused Taiwan with South Korea. Biden also said that America has “the strongest alliance in all of America,” before correcting his claim to “all of history.”

The interview also saw Biden trail off a number of times, ending an assertion about being “on a slippery slope for war if we don’t do something about Ukraine” with “It’s just not gonna…anyway…,” according to TIME’s transcript.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ZdexC)

159 What if we offered up nice, moderate Mitt Romney who managed to win a governorship in Massachusetts while even going so far as to set up the precursor to Obamacare, Romneycare?

Then: He is a rich heartless bastard who puts women in binders and literally gives people cancer with his eyes

Now: Why can't you Rethuglicans nominate nice normal men like Mitt Romney?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ibTVg)

160 We all thought for sure that would happen last time, and it didn't.
Posted by: Blago at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (wMRY

We all thought you would go away and never come back, but you didn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

161 Look at the bright side. Doctored and maliciously edited video being shoved out as "news" is going to be a thing of the past when no one believes any video ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

When will that be? We just had a 1500 comment flame war on Fb when someone played a mirrored video of someone hitting a ball to third and throw to first, but since it was mirrored, it looked like he hit to first and ran to third. People didn't believe it until it was pointed out that the organizers must have meant to spell Little League World Series backwards on the outfield wall.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (NzJjs)

162 89 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Betcha you can't pronounce whisky in Gaelic.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ZHg09)

163 A head of state threatening to beat up reporters is one of the precious norms True Conservatives wanted to see restored.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (dEOJ+)

164 The infighting inside the Junta may be phenomenal but our so-called media will never report it. Also, the Junta is unified in one thing: Getting President Trump put in jail.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (tT6L1)

165 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.
Posted by: Elric Blade

This!
*looks longingly at the bottle on the shelf*
*ignores Mrs D's stink-eye*

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (W/lyH)

166 139 The Junta knows Joe should have been removed on 25th Amendment grounds shortly after his inauguration.

Now that the Junta is no longer able to hide the decline, the Junta is trying to figure out if they can continue to use Joe or if another willing dupe is available.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:55 PM (tT6L1)
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I'm pretty sure a deal has been struck that he will step down shortly after reelected (big if), handing the oval office to Harris.

Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (G0vdT)

167 In the days of my term
I was told what to say by some man;
Dementia's reached that stage
I've tried to crap in all my pants the best I can;
No matter how I try
I find a way to drool the same old spam.

Good days, bad days
You know I've had my share;
When my cortex leaves home
And the script gets shown
And my eyeballs glaze and stare...

Posted by: Joe Zeppelin at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (wtvvX)

168 Everyone knows that Biden is out and they are going to Torricelli some tyrannical asshole like Whitmer or Newsom who will continue the treacherous legacy of the Kalorama Cartel.

That is why they deliberately staged their DNC Clown Show in Chicago so late. Must give The Loyal Opposition™ (assuming Trump isn't alive in November) nothing to campaign against.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (iruKY)

169 Nobody has to spread the word when the economy and the country are doing well.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:51 PM (lTGtQ)

The common refrain under previous GOPe presidents was "yeah buh muh middle class, evil hitler man is trying to destroy duh middle class durrrrrr".

I don't mean to be mean, i'm just quoting verbatim here. Don't shoot the messenger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

That's fine, it rather makes the same point I was. They have to downtalk a good economy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (lTGtQ)

170 157 Joe Biden is the man we need. He fights.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

He fights mostly with training bra snaps . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (x0n13)

171 166 I'm pretty sure a deal has been struck that he will step down shortly after reelected (big if), handing the oval office to Harris.
Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 02:59 PM (G0vdT)

========

Prediction from January 2021?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

172
Exactly. You fill something to the brim, not from the brim.
Posted by: Muldoon

Yes, but if you're describing the extent to which something is already filled, as a past completed action, it can be from top to bottom, or stem to stern, or head to toe, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Fill it to the rim. With Brim!

https://youtu.be/ybYi03dDw1g

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (63Dwl)

173 Up thread didn't come out right.

I can't see Sundowner survive until November

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (fwDg9)

174 Yes, but if you're describing the extent to which something is already filled, as a past completed action, it can be from top to bottom, or stem to stern, or head to toe, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

******

Point taken. But in the course of filling a container that has a brim, if it not quite full, you would say "Go ahead, fill it to the brim".

Not, "Go ahead, fill it to the bottom."

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (991eG)

175 Betcha you can't pronounce whisky in Gaelic.
Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ZHg09)

Like most Gaelic words, it sounds better when schnockered:

"Ishkabaa" (uisge beatha) (fuck those little twiddly accent marks, they don't mean dick in Gaelic anyway)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (BpZ5k)

176 137 *biden's wife and some number of staffers are running the White House. Several cabinet members Blinken, Garland, Austin (maybe) are in nominal leadership positions in FedGov. Those behind the scenes are probably actually running things so far as US interests are concerned.

But you can tell there's zero coordination between any of them.

Other than to blow smoke up our ass and tell us Trump's the problem.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

That is standard for the Uniparty. Same thing is destroying the Tory party in UK and destroyed the Progressive Conservative party (truth in advertising btw) in Canada.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (ZHg09)

177 154 Hey J.J. you remain in my prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

It helps! Thank you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13)

178 Gaelic isn't a language.

It's organized phlegm clearing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

179 Joe Biden is the man we need. He fights.

There isn't a tween girl I couldn't lick

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (ibTVg)

180 162
Posted by: Whig

Usquebaugh!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV)

181 He fights mostly with training bra snaps . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (x0n13)

He makes do as he makes doo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

182 Gramps was in a 'home', most of the time he was poopy pants.
Occasionally, in the evening, he would clean up, shave, put on his suit and hat, ask the head nurse if everything was OK, tell them to have a good evening and walk out the door.

Two A.M. some redneck would be at dad's front door asking, is this your pop? He sure has some tales to tell.
Gramps drunker than Cooter Brown got free drinks for his stories.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (YdEcD)

183 Betcha you can't pronounce whisky in Gaelic.
Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ZHg09)

"Wha' are they doin'?"

"Saying goodbye in their own way, playin' outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes."

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (rj6Yv)

184 Yes, but if you're describing the extent to which something is already filled, as a past completed action, it can be from top to bottom, or stem to stern, or head to toe, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Fill it to the rim. With

10cc!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (NzJjs)

185 Gaelic isn't a language.

It's organized phlegm clearing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
++++
As opposed to Welsh, which is a form of voweless singing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (d04cU)

186 Well done, Joe Zeppelin!

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (g4RQY)

187 170 157 Joe Biden is the man we need. He fights.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

He fights mostly with training bra snaps . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (x0n13)

And those pointy hair thingys. Those hurt Jack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

188 Point taken. But in the course of filling a container that has a brim, if it not quite full, you would say "Go ahead, fill it to the brim".

Not, "Go ahead, fill it to the bottom."
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (991eG)

You've clearly never been a Helium salesman.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (BpZ5k)

189 I think they are going for plan "B" !

what plan b??

Plan "B" is when run biden in november, and then replace with Koomalah ASAP.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (9pFgx)

190 Two words. On second thought, nah, brah.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (as3uC)

191 I think Trump should really hit the laptop story.

In court today, FBI lady said its authentic and undeclared.

Commercial with "they lied" and sod did Joe.

Various 1 in 10 to 1 in 7 would have changed their vote to Trump. Hammer away on this. Throw 51 signers, Joe and the MSM lied to you.

Nobody likes being lied to.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (JkCto)

192 Does Biden already being "virtually" nominated to be on Ohio's ballot somehow make it now more legally difficult for Dems to swap him out?

I know all these laws will basically come down to some judge's whim, but curious if it does make it a much harder hill to climb. You'd almost have to overrule every state's election laws to pull off a late swap if he's already the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Blago at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (wMRY8)

193 This formerly black lady in a bikini doesn't know what she is anymore, only that she's not a Biden voter and therefore not black:
http://tiny.cc/wtbeyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)

194 Like most Gaelic words, it sounds better when schnockered:

"Ishkabaa" (uisge beatha) (fuck those little twiddly accent marks, they don't mean dick in Gaelic anyway)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Tis truth you speak.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (ZHg09)

195
Mayor Buttplug speaks Gay Lick . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (x0n13)

196 As opposed to Welsh, which is a form of voweless singing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

(Glares)

Posted by: Mongolian Throat Singers at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (JCZqz)

197 Betcha you can't pronounce whisky in Gaelic.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ZHg09)

There's a reason their national sport is hurling...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (wtvvX)

198
Other than to blow smoke up our ass and tell us Trump's the problem.

That is basically the equivalent when a drone's communication/ mission control systems are bricked, it goes into a Return To Base mode.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (iruKY)

199 JJ, you're in my prayers as well.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (KRtlO)

200 Glenmorangje, piffle. The Balvenie is the only scotch.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (v/nZx)

201 has any of the polling, RCP for example, change since the indictment ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (9pFgx)

202 Hey J.J. you remain in my prayers.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)

It helps! Thank you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (x0n13)
***

JJ,
Blakes speaks for us all.
I have been on the receiving end of a powerful prayer chain. It does indeed help and I hope you are feeling it like I did.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (W/lyH)

203 189 I think they are going for plan "B" !

what plan b??

Plan "B" is when run biden in november, and then replace with Koomalah ASAP.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (9pFgx)

No way. Terrible plan. That asshole's whore mother has been dead for years. Would never work.

Oh, not that "Plan B". Nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (BpZ5k)

204 >>>"Ishkabaa" (uisge beatha

this sounds like anna nothra uthfas beathod dothielle diende

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (KRtlO)

205 You'd almost have to overrule every state's election laws to pull off a late swap if he's already the Dem nominee.

No factor

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (iruKY)

206 Various 1 in 10 to 1 in 7 would have changed their vote to Trump. Hammer away on this. Throw 51 signers, Joe and the MSM lied to you.

Nobody likes being lied to.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (JkCto)

It's how I get people (relatives) to admit how wrong they were on Covid...

By pointing out how they were lied to, and they trusted the wrong people.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (xaFKb)

207 Joe Biden shit on the popes chair.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (aFNOf)

208 Jake Tapper you know that pure disilled Urine is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why do you realize that 70% of you is water? And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water - to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Are you beginning to understand?

Have you have you never wondered why I drink only distilled Urine from my daughter ? And only pure Urine ?

Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation - fluoridation of water?

Do you realize that fluoridation - is the most monstrously-conceived and dangerous Trump plot we have ever had to face?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (/1UO6)

209 178 Gaelic isn't a language.

It's organized phlegm clearing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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That is what the whisky is for. Allows one to speak Gaelic.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (ZHg09)

210 There's a reason their national sport is hurling...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (wtvvX)

Iomannacht.

Go ahead.

Pronounce that one.

I'll grab your spleen if it comes flying out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (BpZ5k)

211 Joe Biden is the man we need. He fights.
-----------
There isn't a tween girl I couldn't lick
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (ibTVg)

Joe gets mixed up a lot.

Cornpop isn't some bad dude he encountered decades earlier, it's the word that comes to mind for him when he thinks of his wife's feet.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (dGCAG)

212 204 >>>"Ishkabaa" (uisge beatha

this sounds like anna nothra uthfas beathod dothielle diende
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (KRtlO)

Ish kabibble > Ishkabaa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (x0n13)

213 Cornpop isn't some bad dude he encountered decades earlier, it's the word that comes to mind for him when he thinks of his wife's feet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (dGCAG)
++++
Dude. Gross.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (d04cU)

214 I thought we left all the Scotch behind on the last thread along with the spooge talk.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV)

215 Trump ads?

Show tape of Joe being incoherent... then Kamalla and her laugh, and stupidity....

Then point out, that she WILL replace him...

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (xaFKb)

216 This formerly black lady in a bikini doesn't know what she is anymore, only that she's not a Biden voter and therefore not black:
http://tiny.cc/wtbeyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (d04cU)
***

I'd like her to take my poll.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (W/lyH)

217 actually the Charm of Making is:

Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha. The Charm of Making, an incantation repeatedly uttered by both Merlin and Morgana, is in an Old Gaelic dialect that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

(from the movie excalibur)

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)

218 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.
Posted by: Elric Blade
======
Betcha you can't pronounce whisky in Gaelic.
Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (ZHg09)
__________

Trick question. There isn't a Gaelic word for "whisky." They call it "water of life."

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

219 "Lady MAGA" teaches an average leftist AWFL, who claims to have "done a study abroad in the Middle East with Israel in Palestine," that being gay in "Palestine" is illegal. "Lady MAGA" then goes on to teach the ambulatory toadstool that Islam hates gays and that Israel is not an Islamic state.

The AWFL is visibly confused and tries to recover by claiming this is all very nuanced.

http://tiny.cc/4ubeyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (Odg76)

220 "Joe Biden shit on the popes chair."

Deuce ex cathedra?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (Ectld)

221 >>> 160
==
Posted by: Blago at June 05, 2024 02:54 PM (wMRY

We all thought you would go away and never come back, but you didn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (dGCAG)

He wishes he could quit us.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (llON8)

222 207 Joe Biden shit on the popes chair.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (aFNOf)
---------

Kinda his version of Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

223 199 JJ, you're in my prayers as well.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (KRtlO)

Thanks boss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (x0n13)

224 The 81-year-old Biden is the oldest person to hold the presidency.

He was the oldest President on his first day of office.

It's been three and a half years since then, and he wants another four and a half years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (uxCna)

225 All you Glenmorangie fans better know how to properly pronounce the fookin' name! And that goes for all Scotch brands.
Posted by: Elric Blade

***
You mean it doesn't rhyme with the name of the girl in the Rolling Stones song?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (J2vNu)

226 As I predicted in an earlier thread:

"In a letter sent to the Department of Justice by Rep. Jerrold Nadler and signed by nine more House members, the group claimed that the record profits that Exxon and Chevron reported last year were proof they were conspiring against Americans by keeping fuel prices high."

Microsoft profit margin: 35%
Coca Cola profit margin: 28%
Exxon profit margin: 10%

Guess which one they will go after?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (lTGtQ)

227 204 >>>"Ishkabaa" (uisge beatha

this sounds like anna nothra uthfas beathod dothielle diende
Posted by: ace
--------
You should be so lucky like Merlin to have Helen Mirren pleasing you.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (ZHg09)

228 172
Exactly. You fill something to the brim, not from the brim.
Posted by: Muldoon

Yes, but if you're describing the extent to which something is already filled, as a past completed action, it can be from top to bottom, or stem to stern, or head to toe, etc etc etc.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Fill it to the rim. With Brim!
------------------------

Y'all talkin' about Smokey Robinson or Michael Jackson?

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (YdEcD)

229 Slàinte Mhath!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, this works for Guinness too at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (PiwSw)

230 222 207 Joe Biden shit on the popes chair.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (aFNOf)
---------

Kinda his version of Ash Wednesday.
Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

He was looking to nail his 95 feces to the door of the Vatican.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (x0n13)

231 He’s as fit as a fiddle - I can scarcely keep up with him at the gym!

Posted by: RBG at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (Hkcdp)

232 And during Clarence Thomas' Confirmation hearing I was still a Democrat and thought Biden was awful. My opinion never changed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (XkYcA)

233 207 Joe Biden shit on the popes chair.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

He got confused over the term throne.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (ZHg09)

234 "Various 1 in 10 to 1 in 7 would have changed their vote to Trump. Hammer away on this. Throw 51 signers, Joe and the MSM lied to you."

No, no, you got it all wrong. What the people want is a national abortion ban.

Posted by: L. Graham (D Plant - SC) at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (qUkBO)

235 that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

(from the movie excalibur)
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (KRtlO)

Kinda like "Mekka lekka hi, mekka hiney ho".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (XPM1I)

236 Dude. Gross.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (d04cU)

It's lunch time out here in Abortion Barbie land, so.....

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

237 Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha.

====

I remember that one!

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (9pFgx)

238 You've clearly never been a Helium salesman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*********

Touché

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (991eG)

239 "He has good days and bad days."

What year were the good days?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (AfYvi)

240 @119 knew that absolutely *nobody* wanted a Biden presidency?

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Which just goes to show how *awful* the Democratic primary line-up was in 2020. Hillary was supposed to have her turn in 2016, but face planted instead. So we ended up with things like a Democratic primary candidate stating in a televised debate that we need to provide assistance for trans women who want abortions

Posted by: junior at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (t71a5)

241 185 Gaelic isn't a language. It's organized phlegm clearing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
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As opposed to Welsh, which is a form of voweless singing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

This all reminds me of an article I saw on DU:

'I Am Not a Typo' campaign fights autocorrect "bias" against names.(techspot.com) 41% (nearly 6,000 out of 13,532) of UK children's names from recent years are flagged as wrong or not accepted by Microsoft's English (UK) dictionary.

The problem is especially prevalent among those with Irish, Indian, and Welsh names. "It is important that technology becomes more inclusive," said British Indian content creator Savan-Chandni Gandecha, who told The Guardian that her name had been autocorrected to Satan and Savant in the past. She also notes that the hyphen sometimes isn't accepted by online forms.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)

242 > The Charm of Making, an incantation repeatedly uttered by both Merlin and Morgana, is in an Old Gaelic dialect that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

Merlin and Morgana are both Satanic wizards? Interesting.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (Odg76)

243 GatewayPundit:

Leftists Eating Their Own: Jimmy Kimmel Live Forced to Refilm After Code Pink Radicals Disrupt Kamala Harris and Are Then 'ASSAULTED AND CHOKED' by Security

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

244

Ronald Regan in his second term (78 years old at the end of his second term) was showing signs of decline but was nowhere as bad as Potato Brain who was 79 when installed.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (OgWfa)

245 Cowards.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (B9Prs)

246 The problem is especially prevalent among those with Irish, Indian, and Welsh names. "It is important that technology becomes more inclusive," said British Indian content creator Savan-Chandni Gandecha, who told The Guardian that her name had been autocorrected to Satan and Savant in the past. She also notes that the hyphen sometimes isn't accepted by online forms.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)
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These people can find racism in anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (d04cU)

247 We’ll, he’s been sh&t ting on Christianity for years - why not on the Pope’s chair?

Posted by: RBG at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (Hkcdp)

248 "Are Then 'ASSAULTED AND CHOKED' by Security"

How do I get THAT job?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (Ectld)

249 ~~Gaelic~~ Frisian isn't a language.
It's organized phlegm clearing.

FIFY

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (D7oie)

250 226 As I predicted in an earlier thread:

"In a letter sent to the Department of Justice by Rep. Jerrold Nadler and signed by nine more House members, the group claimed that the record profits that Exxon and Chevron reported last year were proof they were conspiring against Americans by keeping fuel prices high."

Microsoft profit margin: 35%
Coca Cola profit margin: 28%
Exxon profit margin: 10%

Guess which one they will go after?
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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That letter has nothing to do with the fact that the head of Exxon is suing the watermelons on the Board of Directors for trying to force the company into policies that will hurt stock holders who have invested in the company for security and returns.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:09 PM (YdEcD)

251 185 As opposed to Welsh, which is a form of voweless singing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (d04cU)

Or, the oeuvre of Fleetwood Mac

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (x0n13)

252 Leftists Eating Their Own: Jimmy Kimmel Live Forced to Refilm After Code Pink Radicals Disrupt Kamala Harris and Are Then 'ASSAULTED AND CHOKED' by Security
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

They should show that. His ratings would triple.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (XPM1I)

253 OMG !!

Philippine government still studying US request to become ‘processing centre’ for Afghans

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

254 207 Joe Biden shit on the popes chair.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:04 PM (aFNOf)
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Kinda his version of Ash Wednesday.

Posted by: WIsRich at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (G0vdT)
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Big misunderstanding. He thought it was "Ass Wednesday."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (AfYvi)

255 JJ, you're in my prayers as well.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:03 PM (KRtlO)

Thanks boss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:06 PM (x0n13)

Ace prays for busty lesbians, so I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

256 Fata morgana - A mirage.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (9pFgx)

257 >>> 252 Leftists Eating Their Own: Jimmy Kimmel Live Forced to Refilm After Code Pink Radicals Disrupt Kamala Harris and Are Then 'ASSAULTED AND CHOKED' by Security
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

They should show that. His ratings would triple.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (XPM1I)

He'd have *six* viewers?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (llON8)

258 242 > The Charm of Making, an incantation repeatedly uttered by both Merlin and Morgana, is in an Old Gaelic dialect that translates to "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making."

Merlin and Morgana are both Satanic wizards? Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme

Both characters were pagans of the fading Old Religion of the Celts--not Christians, at least in any retelling of the classic Arthurian Myth that I have read.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (ZHg09)

259 'I Am Not a Typo' campaign fights autocorrect "bias" against names.(techspot.com) 41% (nearly 6,000 out of 13,532) of UK children's names from recent years are flagged as wrong or not accepted by Microsoft's English (UK) dictionary.

The problem is especially prevalent among those with Irish, Indian, and Welsh names. "It is important that technology becomes more inclusive," said British Indian content creator Savan-Chandni Gandecha, who told The Guardian that her name had been autocorrected to Satan and Savant in the past. She also notes that the hyphen sometimes isn't accepted by online forms.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)
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How does auto-cucumber account for all the umpteen billion spellings of "Mohamed?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (7fElN)

260 So right now the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is run by Russel M. Nelson, who turns 100 later this year.

I saw him at a semi-public function a month or so ago. It's hard to not compare him to Biden.

So President Nelson didn't speak extemporaneously... his message was pre-recorded. Frankly, we were all surprised he spoke at all. But it was all legible, no stammering or incoherency. Logical and made sense.

Plus, at the end of the meeting (he was there in person) he bounded to his feet and ran across the room to shake hands with people and talk and had a good time. The usual protocol is we all wait respectfully until he leaves... but he was having too much fun and so they rather awkwardly ended the broadcast while Nelson was still walking around talking to people. He's in much, much better shape than Biden. And if the election was between Biden and Nelson, and you asked who was the older person, everyone would pick Joe.

That's pretty bad, considering Nelson is almost 100. Plus, he was a heart surgeon professionally (and practically invented heart transplants), so he has accomplishments. The contrast between Nelson and Biden is astonishing.... just saying.

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (FthWa)

261 or much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on.………

Rewriting history.

He was a laughing stock

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (SHMXB)

262 Joe Biden is the man we need. He fights.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

He fights mostly with training bra snaps . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:00 PM (x0n13)

And those pointy hair thingys. Those hurt Jack!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (PiwSw)

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Must be the cause of missing hair plugs: when he gets angry or otherwise excited, those things blast out of their roots in what little remains of his brain like porcupine quill projectiles.

I saw the Porcupine Quill Projectiles open for Skunk Anansie at The Roxy in '96.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (Rt4kl)

263 For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on.

Um, what? He was always a stupid bombastic dipshit with fuck-all command of the issues.

Posted by: this alleged reputation is pure fabrication at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (k3d8O)

264 Leftists Eating Their Own: Jimmy Kimmel Live Forced to Refilm After Code Pink Radicals Disrupt Kamala Harris
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)
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They interrupted her in mid-cackle!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (AfYvi)

265
Ish kabibble > Ishkabaa
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Zombie Moe Howard at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (63Dwl)

266 oeuvre

==

I like my oeuvre over easy.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (9pFgx)

267 That letter has nothing to do with the fact that the head of Exxon is suing the watermelons on the Board of Directors for trying to force the company into policies that will hurt stock holders who have invested in the company for security and returns.

Posted by: Braenyard

I'd like to see a FOIA on political donations from Microsoft et al versus oil companies.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (lTGtQ)

268 > Biden repeatedly mixed up Russia with Ukraine throughout his comments on the subject.
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There's a lot more than that he mixes up.

Like which foot goes in front of the other. How stairs work. What a fork is for. etc...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (Q4IgG)

269 Code Pink is still around? Wasn’t that Cindy Sheehan’s outfit?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (v6JzV)

270 25 "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

Nice. Damning with faint praise, as it were.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:37 PM (aD39U)

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He meant that literally. He's saying they haven't switched in a body double.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (F4bAW)

271 My understanding is that the other Scandanavian countries find Danish difficult to understand and amusing when heard.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (rj6Yv)

272 Um, what? He was always a stupid bombastic dipshit with fuck-all command of the issues.

Posted by: this alleged reputation is pure fabrication at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (k3d8O)
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Who was it that said that Biden had been on the wrong side of every foreign policy issue for the 40 years, or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (AfYvi)

273 Exactly. You fill something to the brim, not from the brim.
Posted by: Muldoon

What about a hat?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 03:12 PM (D7oie)

274 >>> 253 OMG !!

Philippine government still studying US request to become 'processing centre' for Afghans
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

How much are these idiots going to pay us, and will it be in dollars or gold... and do we have to produce the Afghans after a time or could they just fall into the Pacific?

Posted by: Philippine government at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (llON8)

275
"I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress," said Meeks, who was elected in 1998.

Nearly 30 years in Congress, named as one of the most corrupt members of the House and still hasn't made it to the Donk leadership.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (n+4am)

276 You've clearly never been a Helium salesman.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

*******

I did however, at age 15, hold a pitcher of iced tea in my hand at the dinner table, idly wondering how cool it would be if when we poured a liquid it went up toward the ceiling, only to be startled back to reality by the sound of tea splashing on the table cloth. I can still see the look on my dad's face as I tried to explain.

I guess you could say I emptied it from the brim to the bottom.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (991eG)

277 >>I am not a typo

Toughen up, buttercup.
Srsly

Posted by: RBG at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (Hkcdp)

278 GatewayPundit:

Presidential Limo Driver Wanted to Quickly Debunk Cassidy Hutchinson’s Bogus Claim that Trump Grabbed Steering Wheel on Jan 6 – But Liz Cheney Blocked Him from Testifying

… Liz is such a darling

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

279 Merlin and Morgana are both Satanic wizards? Interesting.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (Odg76)

Which is why he supported the quest for the Holy Grail... and was allied with the Faye Lady of the Lake... who gave Arthur Excalibur...

in modern times, he would support Gays for Palestine?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (xaFKb)

280 Ish kabibble > Ishkabaa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (x0n13)

Dammit J.J., ya beat me to it.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (wtvvX)

281 253 OMG !!

Philippine government still studying US request to become ‘processing centre’ for Afghans
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2024 03:10 PM (RHGPo)

Woodchippers and ovens.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (x0n13)

282 Deplorable Jay, Robert Gates

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (v/nZx)

283 The problem is especially prevalent among those with Irish, Indian, and Welsh names. "It is important that technology becomes more inclusive," said British Indian content creator Savan-Chandni Gandecha, who told The Guardian that her name had been autocorrected to Satan and Savant in the past. She also notes that the hyphen sometimes isn't accepted by online forms.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 05, 2024 03:08 PM (JCZqz)
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How does auto-cucumber account for all the umpteen billion spellings of "Mohamed?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (7fElN)

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I'll bet the MS language system balks at searches for "how to please my goat sexually" too

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

284 Code Pink is Medea Benjamin.

Crazy

Posted by: RBG at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (Hkcdp)

285 Mayor Buttplug speaks Gay Lick . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:02 PM (x0n13)

I prefer the hind lick maneuver.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

286 "maneuver" comes from the French "man" (hand) + Oeuvre (work)

originally manoeuvre

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (KRtlO)

287 Or they never planned to "take him out".

They knew exactly what they were getting. He was senile and shooting blood from his eye and hid in his basement in 2020.

Same with Kamala. They knew. None of this was a surprise to the choosers, sorry. They are perfectly content with their little Sally Suckpuppets.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (dEOJ+)

288 Big misunderstanding. He thought it was "Ass Wednesday."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Tell me more about this ass Wednesday.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (aFNOf)

289 I get that scum of the earth pedo racist Joe cannot function, but he will not be the Dem candidate. He cant be. They must have someone in the wings who is easy on the eyes and can be manipulated better than Joe. And since most Americans are easily distracted - "squirrel" -, Trump wont beat a Hollywood actor PLUS the cheat. We must pray that Joe survives to November, but even the Dems cant be that stupid.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (h2KMk)

290 The 81-year-old Biden is the oldest person to hold the presidency.

An old fart like him wandering around is a danger to hisself and the community.

He should be forcibly retired to an oldsters home where he can grope his fellow residents and gum his farina while watching cartoons.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (7rocu)

291 >>> 281
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Woodchippers and ovens.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (x0n13)

What? You didn't specify *how* to process them.

Posted by: Philippine government at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (llON8)

292 "None of this was a surprise to the choosers, sorry. They are perfectly content with their little Sally Suckpuppets."

Which means Trump is really, really ahead.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (IHRQq)

293 232 And during Clarence Thomas' Confirmation hearing I was still a Democrat and thought Biden was awful. My opinion never changed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (XkYcA)

I was honestly worried that “boy” would slip out of JB’s mouth, he was so swarmy and condescendingly nasty.

Posted by: EveR at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (Z/h4+)

294 I'd like to see a FOIA on political donations from Microsoft et al versus oil companies.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

You can look up fed donations at fec.gov for any company or individual donors. Same for PACs.
What you can't see is the silent corruption from insider trading by Congress due to corporate testimony, nor the hiring of officeholder family for do nothing jobs. Book deals are also in the mix as a way of enriching assholes in office via advances while selling almost zero copies.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (ZHg09)

295 Trick question. There isn't a Gaelic word for "whisky." They call it "water of life."

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)
________________

"Vodka" is an affectionate version of "voda"- water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (AfYvi)

296 Trump will be doing an interview with Hannity tonight and Dr. Phil tomorrow.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (NpAcC)

297 For a while, the youtube algorithm kept throwing these Obama/Trump/Biden videos at me. I guess they might qualify as deepfakes, as the voices were pretty good (they only had audio). They were funny as hell, 'cause they had the three as buddies sitting around, talking, and giving each other shit.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (F4bAW)

298 "I say to you that likewise there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine just persons who need no repentance."

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (dEOJ+)

299 How much are these idiots going to pay us, and will it be in dollars or gold... and do we have to produce the Afghans after a time or could they just fall into the Pacific?
Posted by: Philippine government at June 05, 2024 03:13 PM (llON

The Philippines have no shortage of waterless, sunbaked islets to use as a relocation center.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (rj6Yv)

300 >>> 293 232 And during Clarence Thomas' Confirmation hearing I was still a Democrat and thought Biden was awful. My opinion never changed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:07 PM (XkYcA)

I was honestly worried that "boy" would slip out of JB's mouth, he was so smarmy and condescendingly nasty.
Posted by: EveR at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (Z/h4+)

It did, but we didn't show you because we were protecting Our Precious Democracy.

Posted by: MSDNCBSABXiNN at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (llON8)

301 Big misunderstanding. He thought it was "Ass Wednesday."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Tell me more about this ass Wednesday.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (aFNOf)
__________________

I defer to the SecTrans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (AfYvi)

302 He should be forcibly retired to an oldsters home where he can grope his fellow residents and gum his farina while watching cartoons.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
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I think he is one of Stan's minions on Earth and deserves what happens to Stan's tools when Stan decides to break him.

Posted by: whig at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (ZHg09)

303 Aren't the Philippines getting involved with China currently?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (IHRQq)

304 Since they won't release the audio. can someone make a deep fake audio from the transcript? Vroom vroom.

Posted by: Candidus at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (+X4Cj)

305 Trump wont beat a Hollywood actor PLUS the cheat. We must pray that Joe survives to November, but even the Dems cant be that stupid.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 05, 2024 03:15 PM (h2KMk)

Please either provide a name, or stop wishing for a savior to save you from Trump.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (D7oie)

306 272 Who was it that said that Biden had been on the wrong side of every foreign policy issue for the 40 years, or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at

Obama?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (pZEOD)

307 How does auto-cucumber account for all the umpteen billion spellings of "Mohamed?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 03:11 PM (7fElN)

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It should simply change all variations to "Mad."

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (WBPXJ)

308 Microsoft profit margin: 35%
Coca Cola profit margin: 28%
Exxon profit margin: 10%

Guess which one they will go after?
Posted by: Thomas Paine

And they won't say shit to OPEC, who ARE keeping production low to increase prices... and should be prosecuted under US Law for price fixing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (xaFKb)

309 What about a hat?
Posted by: Kindltot

********

C'mon!! I'm trying to have a serious discussion about "brim to bottom" and you're just being silly!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (991eG)

310 296 Trump will be doing an interview with Hannity tonight

When he's done licking Hannity's balls, I would like to see him walk over to Cavuto and punch him in his pasty white face.

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (aFNOf)

311 "maneuver" comes from the French "man" (hand) + Oeuvre (work)
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So Jeffrey Toobin was maneuvering on Zoom?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (AfYvi)

312 > The usual protocol is we all wait respectfully until he leaves... but he was having too much fun and so they rather awkwardly ended the broadcast while Nelson was still walking around talking to people.

I've never attended General Conference in person. I should change that.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (Odg76)

313 I was never a Democrat but there was a time when I thought I was liberal. Then again at that time liberals were allowed to like guns and borders and the death penalty.....

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (dEOJ+)

314 Who was it that said that Biden had been on the wrong side of every foreign policy issue for the 40 years, or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at

Obama?

Posted by: Piper at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (pZEOD)

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Robert Gates.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (T6TND)

315 How does auto-cucumber account for all the umpteen billion spellings of "Mohamed?"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Are you crazy!?!?! We entered each variation individually, and increased the likelihood of their selection. We have an entire team dedicated to monitoring the Arabic-speaking world to update auto-correct results in REAL TIME! Those people are crazy~~, and will fucking cut your throat for the slightest insult!~~ for their beloved Prophet, peace be upon him, and for human rights and dignity for all.

Posted by: Tech Giants at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

316 Trump will be doing an interview with Hannity tonight and Dr. Phil tomorrow.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (NpAcC)

He should go on Rogan, or Patrick Bet-David.

Or hell, Lex Fridman.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

317 I’m old enough to remember when the Wall Street Journal was a real newspaper.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (9X60i)

318 They screwed themselves by putting Kamala as VP. Again the progression of even worse possible Presidential candidates the Dems put forward has possibility of continuing. Did you think that was possible with Biden being the last one?

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (SHMXB)

319 off old lesbian sock

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (aFNOf)

320 Trump wont beat a Hollywood actor PLUS the cheat.

Who is the Hollywood actor they have in mind, because it sure as heck won't be Robert De Niro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:20 PM (XkYcA)

321 Aren't the Philippines getting involved with China currently?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (IHRQq)
________________

IIRC, they're involved with various squabbles with China over islands in the area.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:20 PM (AfYvi)

322 I’m old enough to remember when the Wall Street Journal was a real newspaper.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (9X60i)

Had a subscription to it for a while. The best part was the old seemingly dot matrix letter print images they used for pictures of people......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

323
As opposed to Welsh, which is a form of voweless singing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2024 03:01 PM (d04cU)

Or the Finnish alphabet: 6 letters, of which 4 are "k".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (n+4am)

324 > Which is why he supported the quest for the Holy Grail... and was allied with the Faye Lady of the Lake... who gave Arthur Excalibur...

In the old tales, Faye are very smart, very tricky, and only the very smartest or dumbest even try to deal with them.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (Odg76)

325 C'mon!! I'm trying to have a serious discussion about "brim to bottom" and you're just being silly!
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:18 PM (991eG)

But, doesn't "brim to bottom" describe the optimal procedure of using a bed-pan?

"filling it brim-to-bottom" makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (D7oie)

326
Who is the Hollywood actor they have in mind, because it sure as heck won't be Robert De Niro.

Cher?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

327 Who is the Hollywood actor they have in mind, because it sure as heck won't be Robert De Niro.

Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

Isn't Clooney hosting him for a fundraiser?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

328 304 Since they won't release the audio. can someone make a deep fake audio from the transcript? Vroom vroom.
Posted by: Candidus at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (+X4Cj)

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I thought I read that the transcript was "cleaned up". Probably why they don't want to release the audio.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (F4bAW)

329 I’m old enough to remember when the Wall Street Journal was a real newspaper.
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (9X60i)

The rest of the paper went Left long before the editorial page. They tricked conservatives to continue supporting them. Eventually they let that dork hat wearing Boots ruin the editorial page.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (SHMXB)

330 He should be forcibly retired to an oldsters home where he can grope his fellow residents and gum his farina while watching cartoons.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

I loved Farina on the Little Rascals.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (NzJjs)

331 Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

I'm afraid we can't turn back time.

Posted by: spindrift at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (OguvZ)

332 I was never a Democrat but there was a time when I thought I was liberal. Then again at that time liberals were allowed to like guns and borders and the death penalty.....

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:19 PM (dEOJ+)

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I was a radical libertarian when young (because I idiotically & falsely believed people were basically good).

Then I grew up, and have gotten much more socially conservative with each passing year ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (T6TND)

333 For much of his career, Biden enjoyed a reputation on Capitol Hill for being a master negotiator of legislative deals, known for his detailed knowledge of issues and insights into the other side's motivations and needs--and for hitting his stride when the pressure was on.

That's putting quite the positive spin on his getting things his way by being a jerk who is immune to facts and reason.

Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (Sf2cq)

334 286 "maneuver" comes from the French "man" (hand) + Oeuvre (work)

originally manoeuvre

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 03:14 PM (KRtlO)

So then a prostitute engages in hors d’oeuvre?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (wtvvX)

335 327 Who is the Hollywood actor they have in mind, because it sure as heck won't be Robert De Niro.

Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

Isn't Clooney hosting him for a fundraiser?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

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It'll be Martin Sheen. He'll campaign using clips from The West Wing.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (F4bAW)

336 "Vodka" is an affectionate version of "voda"- water.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:16 PM (AfYvi)

Makes sense. I feel more affectionate towards vodka than water

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (3jEZ8)

337
I loved Farina on the Little Rascals.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (NzJjs)

"I am from a predominately black family and have YET to run into a relative named Stymie."

- - - - Eddie Murphy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

338 Isn't Clooney hosting him for a fundraiser?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I believe this is correct.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (aFNOf)

339 Jim Carrey

Ssssmmmmmmokinnn'

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (dEOJ+)

340 I wouldn't mind Jim Caveziel running for President because he's easy on the eyes, but I really think he's not a Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (XkYcA)

341 It'll be Martin Sheen. He'll campaign using clips from The West Wing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (F4bAW)

Is Ed Asner still dead?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (7rocu)

342 Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)
_____________

Perfect. Her campaign theme song could be "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves."

Arguably required by the truth in advertising laws.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (AfYvi)

343 Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

I'm afraid we can't turn back time.
Posted by: spindrift at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (OguvZ)

I'm not so sure she couldn't win, what with all the gypsies, tramps and thieves they're importing from the south.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

344 Is Ed Asner still dead?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (7rocu)

Yes, but votes every election. Gotta do his part.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

345 Who is the Hollywood actor they have in mind, because it sure as heck won't be Robert De Niro.

Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

Steven Seagal?

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)

346 "Kiss my ass" comes from the English kiss ("kiss") + my ass ("my ass").

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (mUnoX)

347 324 > Which is why he supported the quest for the Holy Grail... and was allied with the Faye Lady of the Lake... who gave Arthur Excalibur...

In the old tales, Faye are very smart, very tricky, and only the very smartest or dumbest even try to deal with them.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (Odg76)

Long game.

In the old tale, Arthur, while dying, is taken by the Lady and her Handmaids to Avalon (Fairy) where he will heal, and reside, until Britain is in peril once more... when he will return to be King Again, saving Britain...

And would be indebted to the "Lady of the Lake".

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (xaFKb)

348 It'll be Martin Sheen. He'll campaign using clips from The West Wing.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (F4bAW)
______________

Nah, it'll be Charlie Sheen with Hunter Biden as his running mate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (AfYvi)

349 Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?

(Makes squinty eyed grimace?

There I'm done.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (OiAR7)

350 Steven Seagal?
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)

"F*CK you!"

- - - - Space Ace

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Hanoi Jane for Pres. that's the one.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (3jEZ8)

352 Perfect. Her campaign theme song could be "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves."

Arguably required by the truth in advertising laws.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (AfYvi)

I'm not so sure she couldn't win, what with all the gypsies, tramps and thieves they're importing from the south.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

DAMMIT!!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (dGCAG)

353 Since they won't release the audio. can someone make a deep fake audio from the transcript? Vroom vroom.
Posted by: Candidus at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (+X4Cj)

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I thought I read that the transcript was "cleaned up". Probably why they don't want to release the audio.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (F4bAW)

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See comment # 65 above.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (Rt4kl)

354 "I found him to be the same Joe Biden that I've known since I came to Congress,"

In other words, he is a moron.

Posted by: Barney Rubble at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (ipGHl)

355 "Kiss my ass" comes from the English kiss ("kiss") + my ass ("my ass").
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (mUnoX)

Laughed wayyyy to hard at this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

356 So I just got back to Baltimore moments ago from visiting my father in Memory Care in Pa.

Dad barely woke up whenI got there, but recognized me when he saw me.

So....

Vote for my father, he's more mentally with it than Biden.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (isNL8)

357 I dunno, it's a Biden-like sounding voice, but the cadence is wrong and it's too monotone (well, so is Biden sometimes).

Just curious, how does the voice print of this fake compare to Joe's real voice print?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (w6EFb)

358 "Jim Carrey"

Carrey is persona non grata due to his habit of ranting about conspiracies whenever he is in front of a microphone.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (IHRQq)

359 288 Big misunderstanding. He thought it was "Ass Wednesday."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Tell me more about this ass Wednesday.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham

https://tinyurl.com/443vffp8
https://tinyurl.com/yx3zfc3v

In most of the movies, she's underaged, but some Wednesday Addams cosplayers have plenty of ass!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (JCZqz)

360 345 Who is the Hollywood actor they have in mind, because it sure as heck won't be Robert De Niro.

Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

Steven Seagal?

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (rj6Yv)

Jussie Smollett

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

361 ----------------

See comment # 65 above.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (Rt4kl)

See, now we're at comment 360.

You should've just pasted the entire thread again, highlighting the comment you want looked at.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

362 I'm not so sure she couldn't win, what with all the gypsies, tramps and thieves they're importing from the south.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

That would be South of Baltimore, North of Richmond?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (xaFKb)

363 Hanoi Jane for Pres. that's the one.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (3jEZ

How's her Pussy Revolt going, anyway? Climate catastrophe averted?

Posted by: spindrift at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (OguvZ)

364 Arnuhlddd !!!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (aFNOf)

365 Cher?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 05, 2024 03:21 PM (aFNOf)

Steven Seagal?
Posted by: mrp

Cher is Steven Seagal? Or is Steven Seagal Cher?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (NzJjs)

366 loved Farina on the Little Rascals.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (NzJjs)

"I am from a predominately black family and have YET to run into a relative named Stymie."

- - - - Eddie Murphy
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t

I bet he hasn’t run into relative named Conrad or Whitney or Biff.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (SHMXB)

367 And would be indebted to the "Lady of the Lake".
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (xaFKb)
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Moistened bint.

Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (mUnoX)

368 I thought I read that the transcript was "cleaned up". Probably why they don't want to release the audio.

Posted by: No One of Consequence

They edited out the long sections where he fell asleep and had to be woken up again, and the parts where he kept saying "Wapner is on."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (lTGtQ)

369 How common was pickpocketing in NYC in past years? Apparently NYC is having issues with illegal immigrant pickpocket rings.

http://tiny.cc/hvbeyz

All over Asia and Europe, you have to take extra precautions against pickpockets when you go into any crowded area. That hasn't been my experience in US cities. Thanks to Shitlord Biden, that's changing. Though like I said, I don't know how bad pickpocketing has been in NYC in the past.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (Odg76)

370 "Climate catastrophe averted?"

Ironically, yes. Scientists are attributing it to her keeping her legs closed.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (IHRQq)

371 Carrey is persona non grata due to his habit of ranting about conspiracies whenever he is in front of a microphone.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (IHRQq)

Plus, Canadian, so no one cares about anything he says.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

372 Should go water the garden, rain doesn't look like it's coming

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

373 I saw Revolting Pussy open up for Lying Skank back in at the Forum back in '98.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (dEOJ+)

374 You should've just pasted the entire thread again, highlighting the comment you want looked at.
Posted by: Sponge

Like this...

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (NzJjs)

375 Jim Carrey"

Carrey is persona non grata due to his habit of ranting about conspiracies whenever he is in front of a microphone.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (IHRQq)

He’s Canadian. Even worse😀

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (SHMXB)

376 >>> 372 Should go water the garden, rain doesn't look like it's coming
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (fwDg9)

Too bad I can't send some of the extra we've been getting.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (llON8)

377 Should go water the garden, rain doesn't look like it's coming
Posted by: Skip

Ask me how I know you don't live in N Texas. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (NzJjs)

378 370 "Climate catastrophe averted?"

Ironically, yes. Scientists are attributing it to her keeping her legs closed.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (IHRQq)

And the air smells better.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (3jEZ8)

379 I'm not so sure she couldn't win, what with all the gypsies, tramps and thieves they're importing from the south.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

That would be South of Baltimore, North of Richmond?
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (xaFKb)

I don't know about Baltimore, but I wouldn't recommend venturing south of the 8 and the 10 in this state.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

380 I would vote for Clint Eastwood for President over Joe Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:30 PM (XkYcA)

381 Seems like there's nothing much worse then being referred to as some having a "revolting pussy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

382 353 Since they won't release the audio. can someone make a deep fake audio from the transcript? Vroom vroom.
Posted by: Candidus at June 05, 2024 03:17 PM (+X4Cj)

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I thought I read that the transcript was "cleaned up". Probably why they don't want to release the audio.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:22 PM (F4bAW)

----------------

See comment # 65 above.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (Rt4kl)

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I'm kinda surprised the DOJ doesn't just release their own deepfake.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:30 PM (F4bAW)

383 Laughed wayyyy to hard at this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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My work here is done.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:30 PM (mUnoX)

384 Ask me how I know you don't live in N Texas. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (NzJjs)

I now have wild mushrooms growing in my front yard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

385 "I saw Revolting Pussy open up..."

WHO IS HUNTER BIDEN?

Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant #3 at June 05, 2024 03:31 PM (wtvvX)

386 380 I would vote for Clint Eastwood for President over Joe Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I would vote for....nah, I'd pass if it were between Biden and Romney.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 03:31 PM (JCZqz)

387 "Climate catastrophe averted?"

Ironically, yes. Scientists are attributing it to her keeping her legs closed.

Yes, her sulfurous emanations have lowered global temperatures by 2.1 oC, lower than that seen after the 1783 Laki eruptions in Iceland.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 05, 2024 03:32 PM (w9Wax)

388 And would be indebted to the "Lady of the Lake".
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (xaFKb)
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Moistened bint.
Posted by: Dennis the Peasant at June 05, 2024 03:28 PM (mUnoX)

Speaking of, Nigel Farage is apparently back, and PJ Watson seemed to equate his return to politics with the chick and her sword rising up out of the water.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)

389 I would vote for Clint Eastwood for President over Joe Biden.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

I would vote for the empty chair over Biden.

But might have to because Trump is a stupid poopiehead who can't form 2 sentences and doesn't know anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

390 "And the air smells better."

Yeh...that was getting pretty bad

Posted by: That group of buzzards on the side of the road at June 05, 2024 03:32 PM (isNL8)

391 It isn't age, it is decrepitude.

He's a sponge-brained idiot.

Plus he's icky.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at June 05, 2024 03:33 PM (8fLIj)

392 Seems like there's nothing much worse then being referred to as some having a "revolting pussy."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:30 PM

No one has ever been that insulting toward my pussy!

Posted by: Mrs. Slocombe at June 05, 2024 03:33 PM (ZANHd)

393 361 ----------------

See comment # 65 above.
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:25 PM (Rt4kl)

See, now we're at comment 360.

You should've just pasted the entire thread again, highlighting the comment you want looked at.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

------------------------------------

Would that we could, my friend. But some stupid-ass troll had to go and ruin it for us. This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:34 PM (F4bAW)

394 "I am from a predominately black family and have YET to run into a relative named Stymie."

- - - - Eddie Murphy

I am from a white family and I have never met ANY white kid named Wheezer.

Posted by: Glenn John at June 05, 2024 03:34 PM (nvKZ7)

395 384 Ask me how I know you don't live in N Texas. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (NzJjs)

I now have wild mushrooms growing in my front yard.
Posted by: Sponge

They came in the spring...the morel mushrooms, that it. Nothing one day, and poof, there they were the next. Almost as suddenly, the pickers appeared. Wandering the woods, public, private...it didn't matter. A few hippie-types at first, cat ladies, yuppies "adventuring" for the first and last time...

Posted by: Traumatized Iowan at June 05, 2024 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

396 394 Or Chubby.

Posted by: Glenn John at June 05, 2024 03:35 PM (nvKZ7)

397 Would that we could, my friend. But some stupid-ass troll had to go and ruin it for us. This is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 05, 2024 03:34 PM (F4bAW)
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Never thought anyone would be nostalgic for a whole-thread pasting.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:35 PM (mUnoX)

398 I now have wild mushrooms growing in my front yard.
Posted by: Sponge

I don't know what I have growing. I can't get out to see.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:35 PM (NzJjs)

399 Good grief people, have none of you seen the news that Trump said "pussy"?!

Posted by: ballistic at June 05, 2024 03:35 PM (oqH4h)

400

I don't know what I have growing. I can't get out to see.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:35 PM (NzJjs)

Hope I can mow this afternoon (push mower) as the barn weed stalks are approaching 3 feet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

401 I don’t mind the rain hitting Texas. It’s the wind that comes with it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:36 PM (SHMXB)

402 The empty chair was Obama.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 05, 2024 03:36 PM (VuZH8)

403 Farage appeared on the UK's most popular TV show back in November where minor celebrities have to battle it out in a jungle for three weeks and you get to see an approximation of the real people.

The country was uniformly shocked by how utterly genial and normal he was - because they only know the KKKarikature presented by the media - and I think he finished 2nd or 3rd in the popular vote. The Left immediately started bitching that politicians shouldn't be allowed on it even though there have always been politicians on it. Rule of law indeed.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:36 PM (dEOJ+)

404 399 Good grief people, have none of you seen the news that Trump said "pussy"?!
Posted by: ballistic

And a crazy woman said he raped her sometime ago in the past, maybe in a department store...and I totally believe her! And you're a Nazi if you don't, too!

Posted by: Rabid, unhinged leftist at June 05, 2024 03:37 PM (JCZqz)

405 "Climate catastrophe averted?"

Ironically, yes. Scientists are attributing it to her keeping her legs closed.
_______________

C'mon, Horde, no "Love Canal" jokes? It's like I hardly know you.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:37 PM (AfYvi)

406 Kamala Harris: "... and that little girl was me."

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:37 PM (rj6Yv)

407
For the record, biden is 81.55 years old.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (2al47)

408 And a crazy woman said he raped her sometime ago in the past, maybe in a department store...and I totally believe her! And you're a Nazi if you don't, too!

Posted by: Rabid, unhinged leftist at June 05, 2024 03:37 PM (JCZqz)
_______________

I'd believe her if she had two front doors installed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (AfYvi)

409 Damn.....just realized it's Space Ice, not Space Ace......Space Ace was a cartoon from way back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

410 You know what else keeps on slipping?

Posted by: Joe the Midnight Toker Biden at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (ZYnc+)

411 For the record, biden is 81.55 years old.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (2al47)

So is Saturn.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Who knew Trump, who the media and left backed to the hilt was an n-word using, racist, pussy grabbing, rapist. I guess no one ever heard about any of it until he came out in favor of a wall. The crappy luck of it.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (dEOJ+)

413 Biden was Democrat pointman during Thomas hearings.

Biden has always been their attack dog. They talk sh*t about him but he was their go to guy.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YdEcD)

414 On current trajectory I put low odds on Biden ending up as the D nominee. Maybe 25%

I hear Hillary cackling in the wings. Will Obama give up on his Biden puppet? Developing ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (Gse2f)

415 For the record, biden is 81.55 years old.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (2al47)
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If we try hard enough, I think we'll find it's an irrational number.

Geddit?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (mUnoX)

416 I've been saying for awhile now that Biden is so far gone that he sincerely does not know what is going on. He simply repeats what he is told to say, or reads the printed words in front of him. He doesn't know what the sentences mean or even what the words mean.
He is literally a puppet.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (4XwPj)

417 I don't know about Baltimore, but I wouldn't recommend venturing south of the 8 and the 10 in this state.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

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Have a female Montanan cousin who winters in an RV with her boyfriend ... in f*cking Yuma!

Wifey and I won't go to Phoenix now, let alone south of there.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (qTwBO)

418 Biden has always been their attack dog. They talk sh*t about him but he was their go to guy.
Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YdEcD)

Because he wasn't afraid to show his lack of moral character for all to see.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

419 412 Who knew Trump, who the media and left backed to the hilt was an n-word using, racist, pussy grabbing, rapist. I guess no one ever heard about any of it until he came out in favor of a wall. The crappy luck of it.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (dEOJ+)

========

But all of the others that the media never reports bad news about but are rich, powerful, and constantly in the news, have any actual bad things to report on.

If there were bad things to report on them, then the media would report them, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

420 340 I wouldn't mind Jim Caveziel running for President because he's easy on the eyes, but I really think he's not a Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 03:24 PM (XkYcA)

I read he turned down a major acting role because he would have had to work with DeNiro because he finds him detestable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (pohLc)

421 402 The empty chair was Obama.
Posted by: No one of any consequence

Oh...good question. Obama or Biden as president next term, pick one. Obama was in charge, but lazy, so not as much done, but popular in press and harder to attack because minority.

Biden is obviously not running things, so deep state runs amok unchecked. Not popular, may result in more downballot Republicans being elected...but they're mostly weak and won't stop him or the deep state.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (JCZqz)

422 Of course Disney is trying to sow more division without of context victimization with their new series, Erased -WW2 Heroes.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (SHMXB)

423

https://www.codepink.org/kimmelkamaladisrupt

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (YdEcD)

424 Hope I can mow this afternoon (push mower) as the barn weed stalks are approaching 3 feet.
Posted by: Sponge

I lost the part out behind the pool. I had the zero turn in the shop for six weeks. The stuff behind the pool is approaching 4 ft. Father-in-law will have to bring the tractor and brush hog.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (NzJjs)

425 Biden has always been their attack dog. They talk sh*t about him but he was their go to guy.
Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YdEcD)
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His self-awareness is low enough that he doesn't know when he's being an asshole. Which was perfect for their purposes.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:41 PM (mUnoX)

426 For the record, biden is 81.55 years old.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 05, 2024 03:38 PM (2al47)
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If we try hard enough, I think we'll find it's an irrational number.

Geddit?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (mUnoX)

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"Corn Pop was a bad imaginary number, jack!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:41 PM (qTwBO)

427 Father-in-law will have to bring the tractor and brush hog.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (NzJjs)

Ouch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

428 Well, with Trump in jail, President Biden won't have a challenger. Unless Haley is nominated at the convention. If that happens, Biden would probably step down to replaced by Newsom.

Posted by: Sid at June 05, 2024 03:42 PM (qwGoI)

429 The Biden family has long been the fulcrum upon which the modern foreign corruption structure rests.

That's why Obama chose him.

It was a clear message to our enemies in the know not to be frightened by the skin color, America was going to be open for business more than ever.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:42 PM (dEOJ+)

430 I hear Hillary cackling in the wings.
_______________

Yeah, I know she's unpopular (certainly with us), but she's the obvious alternative to Biden.

"Hillary 2024 - this time, it's personal!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:42 PM (AfYvi)

431 Exactly. You fill something to the brim, not from the brim.
Posted by: Muldoon

I never knew you were a scientist !

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2024 03:42 PM (T4tVD)

432 You know what else keeps on slipping?

********

My dentures.

Clickety clack. Don't talk back.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:42 PM (991eG)

433 >>> 424 Hope I can mow this afternoon (push mower) as the barn weed stalks are approaching 3 feet.
Posted by: Sponge

I lost the part out behind the pool. I had the zero turn in the shop for six weeks. The stuff behind the pool is approaching 4 ft. Father-in-law will have to bring the tractor and brush hog.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (NzJjs)

Would your neighbors be upset if some goats and/or sheeps* came to visit?

(I don't have sheeps, yet...)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 03:42 PM (llON8)

434 *sniff*

Who shit?!?

Oh.......Sid's here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

435 Oh...good question. Obama or Biden as president next term, pick one
-------

They're the same picture.

Posted by: Pam at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (dEOJ+)

436 Sid what are you doing wasting time here, there are a billion dicks to suck out there. Git!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)

437 I read he turned down a major acting role because he would have had to work with DeNiro because he finds him detestable.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

I'm hearing a lot of good things about DeNiro lately.
James Woods turned down a very profitable venture with him involved because he was involved. Guy Fieri thru him out of his restaurant. A couple of others turned down acting gigs because of DeNiro's involvement.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (NzJjs)

438 I lost the part out behind the pool. I had the zero turn in the shop for six weeks. The stuff behind the pool is approaching 4 ft. Father-in-law will have to bring the tractor and brush hog.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (NzJjs)

Tractor and a baler.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (rj6Yv)

439
Democrats are pimps. Or whores. Or self-pimping whores.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2024 03:44 PM (j4U/Z)

440 Sid what are you doing wasting time here, there are a billion dicks to suck out there. Git!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)

Oop. Make that half a billon, sorry.

Posted by: Kamela at June 05, 2024 03:44 PM (dEOJ+)

441 Biden was Democrat pointman during Thomas hearings.

Biden has always been their attack dog. They talk sh*t about him but he was their go to guy.
Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 05, 2024 03:39 PM (YdEcD)

Lied to Thomas’s face in a private meeting prior to the hearing.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:44 PM (SHMXB)

442 I lost the part out behind the pool. I had the zero turn in the shop for six weeks. The stuff behind the pool is approaching 4 ft. Father-in-law will have to bring the tractor and brush hog.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:40 PM (NzJjs)

Tractor and a baler.

Posted by: mrp

Does nobody own a scythe anymore?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (lTGtQ)

443 I lost the part out behind the pool. I had the zero turn in the shop for six weeks. The stuff behind the pool is approaching 4 ft. Father-in-law will have to bring the tractor and brush hog.
Posted by: rickb223

I have a few spare minutes to help!

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (w9Wax)

444 Democrats are pimps. Or whores. Or self-pimping whores.
Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2024 03:44 PM (j4U/Z)

Commie pimps works for me.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (rj6Yv)

445 Yeah, I know she's unpopular (certainly with us), but she's the obvious alternative to Biden.

"Hillary 2024 - this time, it's personal!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

No, she's old and already lost to Trump. Whitmer or Newsome make more sense, but they can't pick one without pissing off the other.

Kamala, though....if they already know Biden will lose, and they don't like Kamala anyway, have Biden step down for "health reasons", let Kamala step up and get crushed, and the Dems have still lost (as expected), but they've cleared Kamala out as well from future candidacy.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (JCZqz)

446 Pay no attention to the hash. Carry on.

Posted by: Bob not from NSA at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (dEOJ+)

447 Only thing Biden fights these days is his anal sphincter

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (/6GbT)

448 Does nobody own a scythe anymore?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (lTGtQ)

I don't, but you can buy them online. Be sure to order a whetstone when you do.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)

449 >>> 445 Yeah, I know she's unpopular (certainly with us), but she's the obvious alternative to Biden.

"Hillary 2024 - this time, it's personal!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

No, she's old and already lost to Trump. Whitmer or Newsome make more sense, but they can't pick one without pissing off the other.

Kamala, though....if they already know Biden will lose, and they don't like Kamala anyway, have Biden step down for "health reasons", let Kamala step up and get crushed, and the Dems have still lost (as expected), but they've cleared Kamala out as well from future candidacy.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (JCZqz)

Hey, what about me?!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (llON8)

450 Every Memorial Day weekend, I spend most of the 3 days weed-eating our 3/4 acre property. Hate it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (qTwBO)

451 Pay no attention to the hash. Carry on.
Posted by: Bob not from NSA at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (dEOJ+)

=====

I noticed it earlier, but decided you must be Empire of Jeff.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

452 Democrats are pimps. Or whores. Or self-pimping whores.
Posted by: Auspex

So is Tattaglia.

Posted by: Don Corleone at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (JCZqz)

453 "Unless Haley is nominated at the convention."

Why would Haley Biden run against her FiL?

Posted by: That group of buzzards on the side of the road at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (isNL8)

454
Hey, what about me?!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM

Not old enough.......Otherwise, they'd seriously consider it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

455 440 Sid what are you doing wasting time here, there are a billion dicks to suck out there. Git!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (pohLc)

Oop. Make that half a billon, sorry.
Posted by: Kamela at June 05, 2024 03:44 PM (dEOJ+)

A billion dicks here and a billion dicks there and pretty soon, you're talking a lot of dicks!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

456 Every Memorial Day weekend, I spend most of the 3 days weed-eating our 3/4 acre property. Hate it ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (qTwBO)
______________

But when the Democrats force all of us to live in high-rise apartments next to transportation hubs, you won't have that problem any more, comrade!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:47 PM (AfYvi)

457 Hey, what about me?!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM

Not old enough.......Otherwise, they'd seriously consider it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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A political party does not live on boobage alone.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:47 PM (mUnoX)

458 A billion dicks here and a billion dicks there and pretty soon, you're talking a lot of dicks!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2024 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

Piker.

Posted by: George Washington at June 05, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

459 Would your neighbors be upset if some goats and/or sheeps* came to visit?

(I don't have sheeps, yet...)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Not at all. We have a lady about three miles away with goats. We also have about 1 acre completely fenced in that I've thought about offering if she wants to load a trailer and bring some, she can graze them for free.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (NzJjs)

460 Hey, what about me?!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex

There's a different path for you, but you don't have much time left to seize it!!!

Posted by: Only Fans at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (JCZqz)

461 >>> 454
Hey, what about me?!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM

Not old enough.......Otherwise, they'd seriously consider it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

She'll be 27 in four years.

Posted by: Harris K. Telemacher at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (llON8)

462 Not old enough.......Otherwise, they'd seriously consider it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

She will be.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (dEOJ+)

463 I'm hearing a lot of good things about DeNiro lately.
James Woods turned down a very profitable venture with him involved because he was involved. Guy Fieri thru him out of his restaurant. A couple of others turned down acting gigs because of DeNiro's involvement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (NzJjs

I believe the DeNiro thing is an urban myth.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (SHMXB)

464 This year I mean.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (dEOJ+)

465 BTW, on many weed eaters you can adapt a 7 1/4" skillsaw blade to the head and cut trees up to 3" in diameter. If you have a metal turning lathe (like me) you can make it professional. Works amazingly well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (pohLc)

466 No, she's old
_______________

She's younger than Biden or Trump.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (AfYvi)

467 Sid what are you doing wasting time here, there are a billion dicks to suck out there. Git!
Posted by: Xipe Totec

********

He finished early. Maybe we could cut him some slack just this one time.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (991eG)

468 She will be.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (dEOJ+)

I believe next year. She can't get elected this year, thankfully.

Posted by: George Washington at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

469 Does nobody own a scythe anymore?
Posted by: Thomas Paine

I have a saw blade for my weed whacker.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (NzJjs)

470 Damn.

Strike one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

471 Does nobody own a scythe anymore?
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:45 PM (lTGtQ)

I don't, but you can buy them online. Be sure to order a whetstone when you do.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:46 PM (rj6Yv)
---
And a hooded cloak. You know...just because...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (7fElN)

472 BTW, on many weed eaters you can adapt a 7 1/4" skillsaw blade to the head and cut trees up to 3" in diameter. If you have a metal turning lathe (like me) you can make it professional. Works amazingly well.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (pohLc)
______________

Sounds dangerous as all hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (AfYvi)

473 I believe next year. She can't get elected this year, thankfully.
Posted by: George Washington at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope. She will be qualified in November. Go check.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (dEOJ+)

474 Muldoon!

How did the puppy do on the long trip to the cabin?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (W0Ks/)

475 I believe the DeNiro thing is an urban myth.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (SHMXB)
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Like chupacabras?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (mUnoX)

476 ______________

Sounds dangerous as all hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (AfYvi)

I'm IN!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

477 I believe the DeNiro thing is an urban myth.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (SHMXB)
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Like chupacabras?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (mUnoX)

Like the clitoris.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (dEOJ+)

478 >>> 473 I believe next year. She can't get elected this year, thankfully.
Posted by: George Washington at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope. She will be qualified in November. Go check.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (dEOJ+)

Wheeeeeeee!

Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (llON8)

479
I have a saw blade for my weed whacker.

Posted by: rickb223

Same here. I had to cut a path to the pond. That was fun. Sort of like Henry Morton Stanley crossing the Congo.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 05, 2024 03:51 PM (lTGtQ)

480 Nope. She will be qualified in November. Go check.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (dEOJ+)

Wheeeeeeee!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (llON

I hope she campaigns in her designer "Eat The Rich" gown. Tres chic!

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (rj6Yv)

481
Nope. She will be qualified in November. Go check.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (dEOJ+)

October 13th. That's too late. Unless they're already pulling stupid shenanigans, of course......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

482 Sounds dangerous as all hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (AfYvi)

Don't be a pussy. But wear strong boots, goes through a 2" tree in a couple seconds.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (pohLc)

483 Biden's too old and Kamala too stupid So... Gov. Grease head ?

Posted by: it's me donna at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (Akjoo)

484 I'm hearing a lot of good things about DeNiro lately.
James Woods turned down a very profitable venture with him involved because he was involved. Guy Fieri thru him out of his restaurant. A couple of others turned down acting gigs because of DeNiro's involvement.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:43 PM (NzJjs

I believe the DeNiro thing is an urban myth.
Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:48 PM (SHMXB)
_________

I have it on very good authority -- including personal experience -- that DeNiro is (i) dumb as fuck and (ii) nuts. I don't know whether these incidents are true or not. But I tend to believe them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

485 111'Why would Haley Biden run against her FiL?"

Because he never would shower with her. Duh.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (zSyrn)

486 Noodity

Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2024 03:53 PM (NzJjs)

487
I have it on very good authority -- including personal experience -- that DeNiro is (i) dumb as fuck and (ii) nuts. I don't know whether these incidents are true or not. But I tend to believe them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

Hollywood actor for 40+ years........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

488 The Tennessee Star obtained the memo the FBI sent to Metro Nashville PD that advised MNPD to hide manifestos, videos, social media postings, or other communications created by the shooter (Audrey Hale -ed).

http://tiny.cc/wwbeyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 03:53 PM (Odg76)

489 "Because he never would shower with her."

Nobody believes that.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 05, 2024 03:53 PM (B0mGw)

490 1 Biden was Democrat pointman during Thomas hearings.

Biden has always been their attack dog. They talk sh*t about him but he was their go to guy.
Posted by: Braenyard

Lied to Thomas’s face in a private meeting prior to the hearing.
Posted by: polynikes

This. I don't care that much that he is a senile fool. But he was ALWAYS a Lying dickhead, a real effing prick. Biden was ALWAYS a big liar, always. He lies constantly about everything. Remember his plagiarism of Neal Kinnock in 1987? That killed his Democrat primary campaign, because....he was a liar.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 05, 2024 03:53 PM (vcOmj)

491 "maneuver" comes from the French "man" (hand) + Oeuvre (work)

originally manoeuvre
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024

***
Fleming spelled it that way in the JB books.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 05, 2024 03:54 PM (J2vNu)

492 >>> 481
==
October 13th. That's too late. Unless they're already pulling stupid shenanigans, of course......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Wasn't it October when it was revealed that Trump said 'pussy'?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 05, 2024 03:54 PM (llON8)

493 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 05, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

Don’t disagree but Guy Fieri is not an idiot.

Posted by: polynikes at June 05, 2024 03:54 PM (SHMXB)

494 And a hooded cloak. You know...just because...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 03:49 PM (7fElN)

CAPES ARE NOT ESSENTIAL BUT I ADMIT THE ADD A CERTAIN LEVEL OF CLASS.

Posted by: He against whom no door will bar, nor barrier prevent at June 05, 2024 03:55 PM (D7oie)

495 4 Muldoon!

How did the puppy do on the long trip to the cabin?

*******

That doesn't happen until next week, so the jury is still out. Worse comes too worst we can strap her to the roof in her carrier.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2024 03:55 PM (991eG)

496 56 WHERE'S MEEKS?!?
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 05, 2024 02:42 PM (aD39U)

--

He's under a house in Elysian Park and he doesn't smell too good.

Posted by: Bud White at June 05, 2024 03:56 PM (wzAuc)

497 CAPES ARE NOT ESSENTIAL BUT I ADMIT THE ADD A CERTAIN LEVEL OF CLASS.
Posted by: He against whom no door will bar, nor barrier prevent

NO CAPES!!

Posted by: Edna Mode at June 05, 2024 03:56 PM (vcOmj)

498 CAPES ARE NOT ESSENTIAL BUT I ADMIT THE ADD A CERTAIN LEVEL OF CLASS.
Posted by: He against whom no door will bar, nor barrier prevent at June 05, 2024 03:55 PM (D7oie)

Lots of class.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 03:58 PM (rj6Yv)

499 Like chupacabras?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 05, 2024 03:50 PM (mUnoX

Chupacabras exist, they are like duendes. Nasty if they get you alone.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 03:58 PM (D7oie)

500 But not as classy as a Toni Basil classic.

Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2024 04:00 PM (rj6Yv)

501 489 "Because he never would shower with her."

Nobody believes that."

You mean Biden did shower with his daughter-in-law? Okay. Hopefully she was an adult at the time.

Also hopefully - Beau wasn't in the shower with them. Gotta draw the line somewhere.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 05, 2024 04:02 PM (zSyrn)

502 Who gets to tell Joe about this WSJ article?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 04:03 PM (JLq/1)

503 Why would you need to adapt a skilsaw blade to a weedeater? There are actual brushcutter blades that are designed for this work, lol.

Posted by: ballistic at June 05, 2024 04:04 PM (oqH4h)

504 "He's too old!"

No. He's too senile -- on top pf being a hateful, stupid ideologue.

I have met plenty of people in their late eighties and nineties who are on-the-ball and sharp as ever. Age isn't necessarily the problem. It's the stupidity, stupid.

Posted by: red speck at June 05, 2024 04:22 PM (0Id0S)

505 Sounded pretty accurate to me...

Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at June 05, 2024 04:22 PM (nBS+D)

506 It's just a stutter (I actually had a coworker use this one after the SOTU when I told her I didn't watch but that potatus was apparently doped up to the gills to get him through it. Was all I could do not to laugh in her face)

Posted by: tintex at June 05, 2024 05:48 PM (n2RHX)

507 I doubt Biden has had a good day since he got into the Senate.

Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2024 07:52 PM (ATFJr)

508 The solution for Dems is the same as Francis Urquhart's wife in House of Cards (TOS). The deep state will get rid of Joe and install the next puppet.
We are like a bad Roman succession. Does the FBI auction off the Empire yet?

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