Mid-Morning Art Thread

The Penny Wedding
David Wilkie

This is by no means great art, but it is competently painted and I think accurately evokes an important event in a particular time and place. To me that is immortal, and this sort of stuff has a place in our museums.

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 Very busy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2024 09:30 AM (ztiiI)

4 Don't see a lot of booze flying, so not many getting laid that night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

5 That's gonna cost more than a penny.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (ztiiI)

6 A wedding that fancy goes for $50K these days, easy.

Thanks, Bidenflation!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (7fElN)

7 Dance dance dance!!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (j2BVb)

8 Nicely done

Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (x1iQK)

9 Probably built the barn the day of the wedding.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (VwHCD)

10 Don't see a lot of booze flying, so not many getting laid that night.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
---
You asked for it...

https://youtu.be/07-jtFLVSYc?si=45X6xkRrCuGC7lDq

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2024 09:32 AM (7fElN)

11 A happy scene. Would hang!

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 04, 2024 09:32 AM (OUMaO)

12 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I kinda like this art. Penny eh.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2024 09:32 AM (W/lyH)

13 "A nickel, same as in town."

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (ufFY8)

14 Could lead to dancing.

Posted by: Church Lady at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (dg+HA)

15 A penny went a lot further in olden times.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (BHrzb)

16 Probably built the barn the day of the wedding.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Wedding registries were way more pragmatic back in the day.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (OUMaO)

17 Spiked punch in the tub. PJ

Posted by: BignJames at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

18 The woman in front either broke her shoe heel, or she's scraping horse shit off the sole.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (VwHCD)

19 I see a couple of cute dogs.... so art.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (NpAcC)

20 Oh by the way, which one's Penny?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (63Dwl)

21 The Royal Collect Trust

SIR DAVID WILKIE (1785-1841)
The Penny Wedding Signed and dated 1818
Oil on panel | 65.1 x 95.6 cm (approx. 3 cubic yards)

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

22 Followed by a Two-Penny Opera??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (ZdexC)

23 This is a nice painting depicting a happy scene. I like the use of dark and earth tones. Lots of things to look and ponder.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (XsuFr)

24 Footloose?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

25 Whaddya want from me, a Wilkie button?

Posted by: Home Alone at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

26 Wilkie consciously emulated these low-life scenes, charging similarly high prices, but the meaning of his work shifts with the tide of British culture in the later eighteenth century towards a more celebratory (some would say sentimental) treatment of ordinary people. Teniers painted ‘peasants’;
Wilkie painted the ‘the salt of the earth’.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (ENQN6)

27 A 'penny wedding,' for those who don't know, is an old tradition where guests each pay a penny for the expense of the wedding / party and anything left over is given to the newlyweds.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (Q0kLU)

28 Mrs D cost me $9.00.
That was the cost of a license in them days.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (W/lyH)

29 Dude in the back looks like he's getting ready to swing a chair. The booze must be flowing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 09:35 AM (VwHCD)

30 Some folks in this area have turned their old peach sheds (packing houses) into wedding venues. Big $$.

Posted by: BignJames at June 04, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR)

31 If the wagon is a rocking don't come a knocking.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 04, 2024 09:35 AM (cpkAP)

32 Wilkie chose to depict a type of marriage ceremony, common in Scotland, where the guests each paid a penny towards the expenses and anything left over went towards the couple’s new home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

33 Better than what's hanging in many, if not most museums that gets called "great".

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 04, 2024 09:35 AM (CjgNg)

34 Is that guy to the right of the fiddler playing an upright bass?

You know that's a good band, right there.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV)

35 Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (j2BVb)

Good morning, nurse! How was the PNW MoMe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2024 09:36 AM (Q0kLU)

36 Sorry MP4

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:36 AM (ENQN6)

37 Like, 'put a penny in your shoe' wedding?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2024 09:36 AM (Q4IgG)

38 A wedding during Pride Month?!?!

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2024 09:37 AM (hnMW+)

39 There's an upright bass in the band, so Buck will be pleased.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 09:37 AM (0ASg7)

40 Eleanor Rigby is just out of frame to the left.

Posted by: Ringo at June 04, 2024 09:37 AM (dg+HA)

41 Dad paid 40 grand and these people are giving pennies!?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 09:37 AM (h8OkA)

42 It's well painted and kind of charming. At least people are enjoying themselves. I don't think I'd hang it but it would be nice to come across in a big coffee table book.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 04, 2024 09:38 AM (WPL6O)

43 Boogie
Boogie
Boogie
Boogie

Get down, boogie oogie oogie
Get down, boogie oogie oogie
Get down, boogie oogie oogie
Get down

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:38 AM (ENQN6)

44 A 'penny wedding,' for those who don't know, is an old tradition where guests each pay a penny for the expense of the wedding / party and anything left over is given to the newlyweds.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (Q0kLU)

Damn. Here you go kids, you cleared 20 cents.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 09:38 AM (VwHCD)

45

If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do.
If you haven’t got a ha’penny, God bless you.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 09:38 AM (63Dwl)

46 Congratulations - I got you a block of sod and some horse manure for a gift.

Posted by: PabloD at June 04, 2024 09:38 AM (ZiRUh)

47 That's gonna cost more than a penny.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2024 09:31 AM (ztiiI)

A penny went further in those days.

Posted by: JT at June 04, 2024 09:38 AM (T4tVD)

48 When's the bottle dance gonna start?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:39 AM (v6JzV)

49 Sky King's niece got married ?

Posted by: JT at June 04, 2024 09:39 AM (T4tVD)

50 Woohoo!
Geezer Golf Tuesday!
Time to go grab some pennies off those ol coots!

(See how I stayed in theme with today's art and didn't violate the 100 comment rule?)

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2024 09:39 AM (W/lyH)

51 Oil on panel | 65.1 x 95.6 cm (approx. 3 cubic yards)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

3 cubic yards = 0.48 metric fucktons. That's a lot of oil. Painting looks like 2X3 feet to me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 09:39 AM (0ASg7)

52 I'm not seeing any bridesmaids.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 04, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

53 I'm not seeing any bridesmaids.
Posted by: redridinghood

I think the chick messing with her shoe is one, standing next to the bride.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)

54 I'm not seeing any bridesmaids.
Posted by: redridinghood

They're collecting the pennies out back.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 09:41 AM (h8OkA)

55 My nephew got married this weekend. The whole time all I could think about was how much I'm going to get socked when my own three daughters do.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:41 AM (T+Iwg)

56 Things gonna get really crazy after that whole water-into-wine trick.

Posted by: Hey Suess at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (dg+HA)

57 Trigger Warning: This painting expresses a systemically heteronormative milieu that strongly supports a White British nativism that is othering to BIPOC immigrants. Display of this so-called "work of art" is especially harmful during Pride Month.

Posted by: The British Society for Woke Criticism at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (PiwSw)

58 I think the chick messing with her shoe is one, standing next to the bride.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:41 AM (v6JzV)

She caught the bouquet. Stepped in it, AAMOF.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (0ASg7)

59 Man, I know there's been inflation, but a penny used to buy rather a lot, eh?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (d04cU)

60 It's a shindig!

Posted by: Captain Mal at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (6gW4D)

61 Prophetic look at my brother's wedding next week?

Posted by: Kris at June 04, 2024 09:43 AM (EwaUh)

62 Amazing how elaborately they're all dressed. How could you afford all that?

Posted by: t-bird at June 04, 2024 09:43 AM (hnMW+)

63 The groom is Daniel Penny?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (63Dwl)

64 60 It's a shindig!
Posted by: Captain Mal at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (6gW4D)

Shiny! I can haz Kaylee?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (T+Iwg)

65 Is someone swinging a chair in the background?

Posted by: Kris at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (EwaUh)

66 My nephew got married this weekend. The whole time all I could think about was how much I'm going to get socked when my own three daughters do.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

When my wife agreed to marry me, our first plan was to elope to England. Her father was even going to give us money to do so.

Her mother put the kibosh on that, however.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)

67 Disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) disco inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (7rocu)

68 Scottish painter and son of a minister, Wilkie was evidently a redhead:

https://artuk.org/discover/artists/wilkie-david-17851841

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2024 09:45 AM (XkYcA)

69 Would not hang. No broken eggshells on floor.

Posted by: Jan Steen at June 04, 2024 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

70 When my wife agreed to marry me, our first plan was to elope to England. Her father was even going to give us money to do so.

Her mother put the kibosh on that, however.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (v6JzV)

I've often said I'd spring for a long ladder and agree to keep my back turned during a specified time window. They could even root through the loose change drawer if they want to.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:46 AM (T+Iwg)

71 What, no Pride Flag?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (HN32h)

72 3 cubic yards = 0.48 metric fucktons. That's a lot of oil. Painting looks like 2X3 feet to me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 09:39 AM (0ASg7)

Okay 1 Emperor X 3 Little Blues

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (ENQN6)

73 Is it a lesbian wedding?

https://youtu.be/9gu4TyXCh84

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (dg+HA)

74 Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:41 AM (T+Iwg)

It is very expensive. I have people in my congregation who got married in the 1940's in the church and had cake and punch and that's about it in the church social hall.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (XkYcA)

75 Is someone swinging a chair in the background?

Posted by: Kris at June 04, 2024 09:44 AM (EwaUh)

Yup, and my guess the bar area is right behind the crowded doorway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (VwHCD)

76 I've often said I'd spring for a long ladder and agree to keep my back turned during a specified time window. They could even root through the loose change drawer if they want to.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:46 AM (T+Iwg)

I would write a 5 figure check for someone to take my daughter.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:48 AM (ENQN6)

77 Is the guy in the back about to break a chair over someone's head??

Posted by: dantesed at June 04, 2024 09:48 AM (Oy/m2)

78 Yea... what's with the guy raging and swinging his chair around? This ain't no Roadhouse....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2024 09:49 AM (Q4IgG)

79 Dude brought a Frisbee!

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2024 09:49 AM (QB+5g)

80 It is very expensive. I have people in my congregation who got married in the 1940's in the church and had cake and punch and that's about it in the church social hall.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (XkYcA)

Yes, and what's worse is that nowadays the wedding itself is almost an afterthought to the big party. I hate that!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:49 AM (T+Iwg)

81 See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day you'll have good luck.

Posted by: howard wolowitz m. sc. at June 04, 2024 09:49 AM (ZdexC)

82 Is the guy in the back about to break a chair over someone's head??
Posted by: dantesed

Bobby Knight's great-great-great grandfather.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:50 AM (v6JzV)

83 They're collecting the pennies out back.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 09:41 AM (h8OkA)

Bidenomics is now 25 bux.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 09:50 AM (ENQN6)

84 All the single ladies are front and left.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2024 09:50 AM (6gW4D)

85 Yup, and my guess the bar area is right behind the crowded doorway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (VwHCD)

Ca$h Bar?

Posted by: BignJames at June 04, 2024 09:50 AM (AwYPR)

86 Yes, and what's worse is that nowadays the wedding itself is almost an afterthought to the big party. I hate that!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

An open bar is the best part of any wedding that is not one's own.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)

87 Fun painting. I like the self portrait he did when he was 20.

Posted by: Tuna at June 04, 2024 09:52 AM (oaGWv)

88 Someone should be hit with a chair at every wedding.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 09:52 AM (6FvSX)

89 It's a shindig!
Posted by: Captain Mal at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (6gW4D)

No. That's when you're digging up dinosaur tibias.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 04, 2024 09:52 AM (W/lyH)

90 Guess this was before electricity so no obligatory Electric Slide?

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (v6Olo)

91 I like this one for the slice of life.

Weddings have been expensive for a while.
My mother offered each of the 4 girls $1000 to elope (in the '60s). I still laugh that none of them took her up on it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (pyoFO)

92 Happy Tummy Rub Tuesday!!!

And it's also National Hug Your Cat Day! Get out those band aids and steri strips!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (wlyRx)

93 An open bar is the best part of any wedding that is not one's own.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)

True. True.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (T+Iwg)

94 This week’s theme: what can brown do for you?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 09:54 AM (goTLK)

95 Laverne and Shirley had a good run.

Posted by: Penny Marshall at June 04, 2024 09:54 AM (dg+HA)

96 94 This week’s theme: what can brown do for you?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 09:54 AM (goTLK)

Don't get me started.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at June 04, 2024 09:55 AM (PiwSw)

97 Guess this was before electricity so no obligatory Electric Slide?
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (v6Olo)

And the bagpiper had to bail. Sudden-onset Black Lung.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 09:55 AM (0ASg7)

98 I've seen things go south at open bar receptions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 09:55 AM (6FvSX)

99 An open bar is the best part of any wedding that is not one's own.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Many moons ago, in a galaxy far, far away, our company had an open bar at the annual Christmas Party. Burp.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2024 09:55 AM (ztiiI)

100
Ca$h Bar?

Sharif don't like it

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (63Dwl)

101 Good morning, nurse! How was the PNW MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Hello!

It was super fun!

Thank you for the flowers! You're a lovely gentleman. But I promise not to tell anyone.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (wlyRx)

102 It is very expensive. I have people in my congregation who got married in the 1940's in the church and had cake and punch and that's about it in the church social hall.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (XkYcA)

Yes, and what's worse is that nowadays the wedding itself is almost an afterthought to the big party. I hate that!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:49 AM (T+Iwg)

I saw something once that I thought was awesome - can't remember the specifics - but it went something like this...

"Nice wedding - now how about inviting me to the marriage?"
- God

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (v6Olo)

103 no obligatory Electric Slide?
Posted by: Doof

How about the Whale Oil Shimmy?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (h8OkA)

104 Laverne and Shirley had a good run.

Cindy Williams was a cutie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV)

105 I had a open bar at my wedding that I arranged and paid for. When most of the guests had gone and only the hardcore drinkers were left, the only thing left behind the bar was the tequila.

Big mistake.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2024 09:57 AM (QB+5g)

106 Painting: very nice.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 09:57 AM (+y72O)

107 U.S. President Joe "Poopypants" Biden suggested in an interview published in Time magazine on Tuesday that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is prolonging the war in Gaza for “his own political self-preservation.”

... Joe extends war by witholding weapons, Ben's favorability goes up, Pudinhead Joe blames Ben for the delay

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2024 09:58 AM (RHGPo)

108 no obligatory Electric Slide?
Posted by: Doof

Chicken Dance followed by Love Shack.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 09:58 AM (6FvSX)

109 no obligatory Electric Slide?
Posted by: Doof

How about the Whale Oil Shimmy?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (h8OkA)

Leave Lizzo and Tank Abrams out of this!!

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 09:58 AM (v6Olo)

110 You wish weddings were a penny!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 09:59 AM (8sMut)

111 Leave Lizzo and Tank Abrams out of this!!
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 09:58 AM (v6Olo)

The Hippopotamus Boogie. Only permitted on concrete floors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:00 AM (0ASg7)

112 no obligatory Electric Slide?
Posted by: Doof

Not a fan of the line dance.

But I did like the song for a time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

113
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
·
Jun 2
New York Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 04, 2024 10:00 AM (ENQN6)

114 Chicken Dance followed by Love Shack.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

If you're gonna Love Shack then you also gotta Cotton Eye Joe. Choose carefully.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (h8OkA)

115 Ca$h Bar?

Sharif don't like it
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (63Dwl)

LULZ.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

116 Time magazine is still a thing?

Posted by: Hunh at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (dg+HA)

117 I cannot do a line dance. Only plane dances.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (+y72O)

118 An open bar is the best part of any wedding that is not one's own.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 09:51 AM (v6JzV)
++++
Hard to manage costs for the marrying couple.

If I ever get married, I *will* have an open bar. Your choices will be Olympia "beer" or Mad Dog 20/20 "wine."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (d04cU)

119 Idiot Alert, and best replies:
Geraldo Rivera @GeraldoRivera 14h
Now #HunterBiden involuntarily takes center stage. He’s got serious tax issues, but this criminal case involves lying on his application for a gun purchase. He answered No falsely to the question of whether he was a dope fiend or alcoholic.
Moral of the Story: As with Trump, politics not justice is the driving force behind this prosecution.
Irony: Will the NRA support wasted Hunter’s right to keep and bear arms?

Hunter is or until recently has been a selfish, self-serving, whore-mongering, child support-evading, junkie spectacle. That doesn’t change the fact the law under which he is being charged is almost never applied against someone who didn’t then use the weapon improperly purchased in a subsequent violent crime.
This case is as rigged as Trump’s.

Worker X @twit_ings
“As with Trump”??
Are you comparing a serious gun and drug related offence with an expired misdemeanor? Seriously?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 04, 2024 10:02 AM (ZdexC)

120 Biden suggested in an interview published in Time magazine on Tuesday that Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is prolonging the war in Gaza for “his own political self-preservation.”
-----------

They're really going for it, aren't they.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:02 AM (XPmXx)

121 Jeff Renner @wildcatdad4272
One big difference, Trump didn't tell a bookkeeper to select "legal fees" from the quick books dropdown menu to categorize the payment to his lawyer. Hunter literally signed his name swearing he told the truth on his gun permit application. These are not the same thing.

Meigs1865 @Cliffor10092138
I have signed three of those applications. The Felony is very clear for lying on an application. Anyone else is going to be charged, unless your last name is Biden.

Stanford Thompson @stanf145
NRA doesn’t support druggie felons to have guns. The end.

ChristopherReese @ChristopReese
This Guy?
https://tinyurl.com/35r5zj6t
photos probably NSFW although censored.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 04, 2024 10:02 AM (ZdexC)

122 AOC Says It's Dumb For Republicans To Call U.S. A Banana Republic Since It's More Like A Forever 21

Posted by: SMOD at June 04, 2024 10:02 AM (RHGPo)

123 Damn it, Janet!

Believe All Women? Susan Sarandon Denies Hamas Raped Israelis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:02 AM (L/fGl)

124 Happy Tummy Rub Tuesday!!!

And it's also National Hug Your Cat Day! Get out those band aids and steri strips!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (wlyRx)
---
Thanks! I passed on this tidbit of information to the other cat owners in my department...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2024 10:02 AM (7fElN)

125 I have a good friend who just got his last of three daughters married off.

He told me that "it's going to be a while before I retire."

So, I guess weddings cost more than a handful of pocket change these here days.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2024 10:03 AM (eDfFs)

126 22 Followed by a Two-Penny Opera??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 04, 2024 09:34 AM (ZdexC)

Cheap ass.

Posted by: Bertolt Brecht at June 04, 2024 10:03 AM (8sMut)

127 And it's also National Hug Your Cat Day! Get out those band aids and steri strips!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (wlyRx)
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Cats are killers, not huggers. This is akin to "hug a serial killer day."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:03 AM (d04cU)

128 Thank you for the flowers! You're a lovely gentleman. But I promise not to tell anyone.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:56 AM (wlyRx)

Any time, dear lady.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2024 10:04 AM (Q0kLU)

129 If you're gonna Love Shack then you also gotta Cotton Eye Joe. Choose carefully.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (h8OkA)

Don't forget "Slide to the left.... slide to the right... one hop this time..."

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (v6Olo)

130 I think accurately evokes an important event in a particular time and place. To me that is immortal, and this sort of stuff has a place in our museums

So we need a painting of Doof busting a move at the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (jbmHx)

131 111 Leave Lizzo and Tank Abrams out of this!!
Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 09:58 AM (v6Olo)

The Hippopotamus Boogie. Only permitted on concrete floors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:00 AM (0ASg7)

The Glass Floor of the CN Tower is rated to take the weight of fourteen hippos. But I don’t think it could handle Lizzo. Not to mention the impact made when she hits the ground. The GTA might be destroyed from that alone.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (8sMut)

132 And it's also National Hug Your Cat Day! Get out those band aids and steri strips!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (wlyRx)
++++
Cats are killers, not huggers. This is akin to "hug a serial killer day."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:03 AM (d04cU)
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furry little serial killers need love too!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (7fElN)

133 Susan Sarandon Denies Hamas Raped Israelis
---------

May you be reincarnated as the only goat in Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (XPmXx)

134 119 Do not remember an alcohol restriction on 4473 or foid application.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (+y72O)

135 nice piece, when is cake?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 04, 2024 10:06 AM (sJHOI)

136 Chicken Dance followed by Love Shack.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner

If you're gonna Love Shack then you also gotta Cotton Eye Joe. Choose carefully.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (h8OkA

Hey, now! Don't forget about me!

Posted by: The Schottische at June 04, 2024 10:06 AM (eDfFs)

137 *Susan Sarandon Denies Hamas Raped Israelis*

Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Marsha Brady at June 04, 2024 10:06 AM (dg+HA)

138 The Hokey Pokey has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 10:07 AM (6FvSX)

139 Is the Macarena still around?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:07 AM (v6JzV)

140 May you be reincarnated as the only goat in Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at June 04, 2024 10:05 AM (XPmXx)
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OK, that's funny right there

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2024 10:07 AM (lTUrV)

141 138 The Hokey Pokey has entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 10:07 AM (6FvSX)

"I'm standing right here, you know."

- YMCA

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 10:08 AM (T+Iwg)

142 Y-M-C-A

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 04, 2024 10:08 AM (sJHOI)

143 Cool. Toss Sarandon in a cage full of Hamas terrorists. She'll be fine. They don't rape. That's just Jewish lies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2024 10:08 AM (0FoWg)

144 Will we be going to the White House to celebrate Father's Day with Daddy and Pop Pop this year, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at June 04, 2024 10:08 AM (dg+HA)

145 Right Susan. Israeli women are clearly into torture and mutilation, those slags.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:08 AM (XPmXx)

146 If I get married again, my "song" will be

'I'd Like to Love You Baby, and Keep My Other Baby Too' by JJ Cale

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 04, 2024 10:09 AM (sJHOI)

147 CLVI

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:09 AM (8sMut)

148 And it's also National Hug Your Cat Day! Get out those band aids and steri strips!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024 09:53 AM (wlyRx)
++++
Cats are killers, not huggers. This is akin to "hug a serial killer day."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:03 AM (d04cU)

Cats want bows, not hugs.

Posted by: Dr Pork Chops & Bacons at June 04, 2024 10:09 AM (g8Ew8)

149 Thriller has entered the dance hall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (6gW4D)

150 Will we be going to the White House to celebrate Father's Day with Daddy and Pop Pop this year, mommy?
Posted by: Navy Joan at June 04, 2024 10:08 AM (dg+HA)

Hah! Never gets old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (0ASg7)

151 Willowed:

“By Wednesday afternoon, more than 260 balloons had been detected, and most of them have landed on the ground, carrying animal faeces and rubbish”

I just want to say that it's really triggering to call Californians moving to other states "poop-filled balloons"!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (m0WlR)

152
The Hokey Pokey has entered the chat.

That's what it's all about.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (63Dwl)

153 It is very expensive. I have people in my congregation who got married in the 1940's in the church and had cake and punch and that's about it in the church social hall.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 04, 2024 09:47 AM (XkYcA)

Yes, and what's worse is that nowadays the wedding itself is almost an afterthought to the big party. I hate that!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 04, 2024 09:49 AM (T+Iwg)

Studies have shown that the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (IUd0M)

154 So, I guess weddings cost more than a handful of pocket change these here days.

Posted by: naturalfake

As with anything, it can be done economically and nicely. Even back when I got married in 2000 people were shelling out big bucks. Somehow KWB and I managed a nice service and reception, were dirt poor at the time, but came away with no debt. We had to forego the booze (I wasn't old enough so it seemed like a bad idea), but I'm sure we could have fit some in the budget if it was a priority.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (h8OkA)

155 This reminds me of R.'s and my wedding. Yes, we were married in a barn. No open bar - nor cash bar either. Have you met her or my families?

It would have gotten ugly - always does.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ)

156 Joey Choo Choo has another hectic day ahead, after just finishing breakfast, and kicking off right about now with his Daily Brief. After that comes the morning nap, then lunch, a little TV to help unwind, then the afternoon nap. After that, he hosts a picnic dinner, and then flies off to Paris. Big day.

"No matter what happens to Hunter, Jill, we will always have Paris"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (lTUrV)

157 I remember when I was in college, leftists were saying the extremely low incidence of rape by IDF troops was evidence of their racism against Arabs.

It's funny how their opinions on rape shift so wildly depending on the given situation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (0FoWg)

158 It's a shindig!
Posted by: Captain Mal at June 04, 2024 09:42 AM (6gW4D)

No. That's when you're digging up dinosaur tibias.
Posted by: Diogenes

I was reading the Hardy Boys to see if it was appropriate for my grandson including vocabulary and found that the word "jalopy" is no longer in the Kindle dictionary. Lots of good words are no longer used.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

159 Time magazine is still a thing?
Posted by: Hunh at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (dg+HA)

Ummmmmmm...No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (7rocu)

160 If I ever get married, I *will* have an open bar. Your choices will be Olympia "beer" or Mad Dog 20/20 "wine."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (d04cU)

At mine - the sun will set in the east before that happens at this rate - the open bar will be wonderful for you can have any beer you want. As long as it’s Shiner.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:12 AM (8sMut)

161 Today is also the 20th Killdozer Day.

On this day in 2004, muffler shop owner Marvin Heemeyer of Granby, CO made his ire with local authorities known after a property dispute. He armored a bulldozer and leveled city hall with it, along with the neighboring businesses who he believed had wronged him through corrupt dealings with the city government. Prior to the event, he made it clear that he felt targeted and harassed by the city government, writing "COWARDS" on the memo line of a check for what he though were spurious and unfair fines and fees.

Heemeyer took his own life at the end of his rampage. No one else was physically injured during his campaign of destruction, but he did destroy more than a dozen structures and did millions of dollars in property damage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:12 AM (d04cU)

162 Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
I can't run, and I can't kick
What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?

Posted by: Taggart at June 04, 2024 10:12 AM (og5mY)

163 Willowed:
“By Wednesday afternoon, more than 260 balloons had been detected, and most of them have landed on the ground, carrying animal faeces and rubbish”
I just want to say that it's really triggering to call Californians moving to other states "poop-filled balloons"!
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (m0WlR)

Balloon Boy > North Korean DooDoo Balloons

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (7rocu)

164 159 Time magazine is still a thing?
Posted by: Hunh at June 04, 2024 10:01 AM (dg+HA)

Ummmmmmm...No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (7rocu)

Our motto should be “The spice must flow.” But that was taken.

Posted by: Thyme Magazine at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (8sMut)

165 We had to forego the booze (I wasn't old enough so it seemed like a bad idea)

So a person who is old enough to enter into marriage, one of the most important decisions he or she will ever make, is not old enough to consume alcohol.

That's all kinds of messed up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (v6JzV)

166 Wherever I went, there I was, holding Buckaroo's thruster.

Posted by: Penny Priddy at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (bKQMT)

167 I was reading the Hardy Boys to see if it was appropriate for my grandson including vocabulary and found that the word "jalopy" is no longer in the Kindle dictionary. Lots of good words are no longer used.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (L/fGl)

Heap, beater, and hooptie are?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (0ASg7)

168 Jalopy offensive to Jalops.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (+y72O)

169 Studies have shown that the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (IUd0M)

Works for me. 23 years so far and I'd be embarrassed to mention the cost.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (XPmXx)

170 So, I guess weddings cost more than a handful of pocket change these here days.

Posted by: naturalfake

One of my boys just got hitched. He and his lovely wife paid for it all and kept it under $3K. Wedding Mass at their parish, small group invited, reception in their home, and had Tex-Mex and Indian food prepared there by her mother.

It's a long story. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (WXNFJ)

171 Q. What's simultaneously real and phony?

A.

https://tinyurl.com/4r4ty695

(X)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (suASJ)

172 Balloon Boy > North Korean DooDoo Balloons
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (7rocu)

"Look! Up in the sky, is it a turd or a plane?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (0ASg7)

173 Heap, beater, and hooptie are?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Is a 'hooptie' local to western PA/SE OH?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:15 AM (WXNFJ)

174 Q. What's simultaneously real and phony?

A. https://tinyurl.com/4r4ty695
(X)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (suASJ)
++++
I don't get it. I mean, I see it and I understand what I'm seeing, but I don't get the Q&A. Is it a pun?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:15 AM (d04cU)

175 Jalopy offensive to ~~Jalops~~ Jalepinos.
Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:13 AM (+y72O)
-

FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:16 AM (suASJ)

176 I remember when I was in college, leftists were saying the extremely low incidence of rape by IDF troops was evidence of their racism against Arabs.

It's funny how their opinions on rape shift so wildly depending on the given situation.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 04, 2024 10:11 AM (0FoWg)

What's even funnier is the thoughts leftists routinely give me with their cockamamie bullshit would make Ted Bundy blush.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:16 AM (XPmXx)

177 Studies have shown that the more expensive the wedding, the shorter the marriage.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (IUd0M)

Works for me. 23 years so far and I'd be embarrassed to mention the cost.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (XPmXx)

Wife and I spent a good bit (for us at the time), almost exclusively for the caterer, and we've made it 28.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2024 10:16 AM (IUd0M)

178 Every time I microwave a pita, I think of balloon boy.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:17 AM (+y72O)

179 Is a 'hooptie' local to western PA/SE OH?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:15 AM (WXNFJ)

I was told the term originated in Korea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:17 AM (0ASg7)

180 "Tiger King" Joe Exotic Claims He’s “Too White” For Kardashian’s Help In Prison Plea

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If I were listing Joe's problems in descending order, too white would come in about zillionth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:17 AM (L/fGl)

181 Can the Norks afford to lose manure that way?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 04, 2024 10:17 AM (ZdexC)

182 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:15 AM (d04cU)
-

Obviously my pun slipped through the cracks.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (suASJ)

183 99 Turd Balloons

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (v6JzV)

184 Q. What's simultaneously real and phony?

A.
https://tinyurl.com/4r4ty695
(X)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:14 AM (suASJ)

I was gonna guess breast implants but that works.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (IUd0M)

185 So a person who is old enough to enter into marriage, one of the most important decisions he or she will ever make, is not old enough to consume alcohol.

That's all kinds of messed up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I was an oddly mature young person. But we made it 21 years then hit that whole til death thing, so it worked out.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (h8OkA)

186 As with anything, it can be done economically and nicely. Even back when I got married in 2000 people were shelling out big bucks. Somehow KWB and I managed a nice service and reception, were dirt poor at the time, but came away with no debt. We had to forego the booze (I wasn't old enough so it seemed like a bad idea), but I'm sure we could have fit some in the budget if it was a priority.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 04, 2024 10:10 AM (h8OkA)

Are you of legal drinking age now? You appear to be a good decade away from the standard Hordian age of 29

Posted by: Doof at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (v6Olo)

187 Do you know who else was too white?

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (XPmXx)

188
I haven't been country dancing in ages, but-

Looks like The Schottische is still a thing.

That's good. It's fun.

Here's a lesson if you care to impress the lady you fellers take dancing to a country bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHWQUEEEcLQ

Posted by: naturalfake at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (eDfFs)

189 Do you know who else was too white?
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (XPmXx)
++++
:: looks at hands ::
:: glances in mirror ::

Me, I suspect.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:19 AM (d04cU)

190 What's even funnier is the thoughts leftists routinely give me with their cockamamie bullshit would make Ted Bundy blush.
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:16 AM (XPmXx)

IIRC - and not that it's germane to anything - Ted Bundy ran for office as a Republican.

But this never gets old:

https://tinyurl.com/597aymzh

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2024 10:19 AM (Q0kLU)

191 He answered No falsely to the question of whether he was a dope fiend or alcoholic.
[ ... ]
Irony: Will the NRA support wasted Hunter’s right to keep and bear arms?

I'm pretty sure that the NRA has never been pro dope fiend. To assume that just because a law involves guns means that the NRA must be opposed to it is pretty shallow thinking even for Jerry. Also, I don't think he knows what irony means.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 04, 2024 10:19 AM (/y8xj)

192 I was gonna guess breast implants but that works.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (IUd0M)
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I just envisioned this video with that happening. lulz.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:20 AM (suASJ)

193 Do you know who else was too white?

Blow me.

Posted by: Edward the Confessor at June 04, 2024 10:21 AM (Q0kLU)

194 Do you know who else was too white?
Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:18 AM (XPmXx)
-

Marcel Marceau?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:21 AM (suASJ)

195 Is a 'hooptie' local to western PA/SE OH?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:15 AM (WXNFJ)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/UIPr4UyiZGE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

196 This is my 2nd marriage. No wedding. Justice of the Peace. Courthouse. Right across the street from our offices. At lunchtime. $25.

24 years ago.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2024 10:21 AM (Q4IgG)

197 I just envisioned this video with that happening. lulz.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 04, 2024 10:20 AM (suASJ)

Well, if she had done the jump in the nude, she wouldn't have lost her phone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 10:22 AM (0ASg7)

198 Cue Nightwish, “Bless The Child”…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:22 AM (8sMut)

199 Joe is starting WWIII and defending the military.

Biden to Veto House Republican Military Funding Bill Over Abortion, Gay Rights, and DEI Provisions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

200 Even dopers have a right to self defense. Ymmv.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:23 AM (+y72O)

201 Blow me.
Posted by: Edward the Confessor at June 04, 2024 10:21 AM (Q0kLU)

I’ll just settle for kicking King Harold’s ass. Merci.

Posted by: Willie the Bastard at June 04, 2024 10:23 AM (8sMut)

202 Geraldo Rivera is a f*cking clown.

He should be reminded of such. Often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

203 A Scottish penny wedding, apparently much classier than an Irish wedding - any day of the week.

"To me that is immortal, and this sort of stuff has a place in our museums." It does. Unfortunately, a great deal now winds up in the hands and houses of the elite.

As we're now in a much different time of late, I have no idea if this is still a common wedding tradition, adopted from Italy: A satin bag carried by the bride. During a reception, guests would present envelopes of cash to help the newlyweds with their future arrangements. At some receptions, guests would also dance with the bride in return.

Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 04, 2024 10:23 AM (NFX2v)

204 I gotta go to work......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

205 Thank you all.

You're beautiful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

206
Biden to Veto House Republican Military Funding Bill Over Abortion, Gay Rights, and DEI Provisions
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl)

Ahhhh, retirement is looking better all the time…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:24 AM (8sMut)

207 Thank you all.

You're beautiful.
Posted by: Sponge

God be with you and wife, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:25 AM (v6JzV)

208 Is a 'hooptie' local to western PA/SE OH?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:15 AM (WXNFJ)

You asked for it........

https://youtu.be/UIPr4UyiZGE
Posted by: Sponge

I never saw that video before, HA! We had some real shitmobiles in NE Ohio in the late 60's/70's. I honestly though that all cars had large rust through areas on them until I moved away from home and saw fully intact car bodies.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:26 AM (WXNFJ)

209
Do you know who else was too white?

Johnny Winter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 10:26 AM (63Dwl)

210 The wooden shoe wearing tulip sniffers have gone nuclear!

Dutch F-35A Squadron First in Europe to Have Full Nuclear Role

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM (L/fGl)

211 Thank you all.

You're beautiful.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 04, 2024 10:24 AM

*bro hug*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)

212 Happy Tummy Rub Tuesday!!!

And it's also National Hug Your Cat Day! Get out those band aids and steri strips!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 04, 2024
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Thanks! I passed on this tidbit of information to the other cat owners in my department...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 04, 2024

***
The big black cat Stirling has no trouble being hugged (gently). Little Siberian Dagny loves having her belly rubbed, though she is not much for hugging.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM (J2vNu)

213 As usual with Jerry Rivers, there's no there there.

Posted by: Al Capone's vault at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)

214 I thought "hooptie" started in the 'hood.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM (v6JzV)

215 I thought "hooptie" started in the 'hood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM

I thought that was the "Humpty".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2024 10:29 AM (Wnv9h)

216 I thought "hooptie" started in the 'hood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The Urban Dictionary offers that it could be a bastardization of 'Coupe D'.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:29 AM (WXNFJ)

217
I thought "hooptie" started in the 'hood.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Hoop! there it is.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 10:29 AM (63Dwl)

218 The first thing I looked for was the dog.
I found the dog.
I learned to look for that from you morons. Thanks

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2024 10:30 AM (0Gnoc)

219 State Dept Official Admits Biden Ceasefire Plan “Virtually Identical” to Proposals from Hamas

-
Why not the best?

- President Jimmy Cracker

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:30 AM (L/fGl)

220 As we're now in a much different time of late, I have no idea if this is still a common wedding tradition, adopted from Italy: A satin bag carried by the bride. During a reception, guests would present envelopes of cash to help the newlyweds with their future arrangements. At some receptions, guests would also dance with the bride in return.

Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 04, 2024 10:23 AM (NFX2v)

Ya gotta kick up to the Boss' daughter on her wedding day and don't give her a light envelope, capische?!!

Posted by: Made Man to Street Soldier at June 04, 2024 10:31 AM (6gW4D)

221 Anybody in jersey have a frigging clue who to vote for senator i the primary today? There's like 4 choices and I don't know any of them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 10:32 AM (VwHCD)

222 As usual with Jerry Rivers, there's no there there.
Posted by: Al Capone's vault at June 04, 2024 10:28 AM (dg+HA)
****
With Joan Rivers, we learned that there is a there there. And it's Yuge. And his husband likes it

Posted by: torabora at June 04, 2024 10:32 AM (0Gnoc)

223 As we're now in a much different time of late, I have no idea if this is still a common wedding tradition, adopted from Italy: A satin bag carried by the bride. During a reception, guests would present envelopes of cash to help the newlyweds with their future arrangements. At some receptions, guests would also dance with the bride in return.

It's still common at Italian-American weddings.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 04, 2024 10:33 AM (Q0kLU)

224 "At some receptions, guests would also dance with the bride in return."

There are some traditions at Polish weddings that involve some "activities" and a ham as I recall.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2024 10:33 AM (QB+5g)

225 222 that's what tetrahedral dice are for.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:33 AM (+y72O)

226 . . . As we're now in a much different time of late, I have no idea if this is still a common wedding tradition, adopted from Italy: A satin bag carried by the bride. During a reception, guests would present envelopes of cash to help the newlyweds with their future arrangements. At some receptions, guests would also dance with the bride in return.

Thanks, CBD.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 04, 2024

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The cash presents into the bag routine was shown in the novel of The Godfather, and it may have been visible in the film too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)

227 A satin bag carried by the bride. During a reception, guests would present envelopes of cash to help the newlyweds with their future arrangements. At some receptions, guests would also dance with the bride in return.
Posted by: L

Oh yeah - still happens.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:34 AM (WXNFJ)

228 Happy Tummy Rub Tuesday!!!

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Neighborhood bully.

https://shorturl.at/iM746

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

229 The cash presents into the bag routine was shown in the novel of The Godfather, and it may have been visible in the film too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2024 10:33 AM (J2vNu)
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It was in "Goodfellas."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 04, 2024 10:35 AM (d04cU)

230 227 Goodfellas.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:36 AM (+y72O)

231 This made me smile. I was instantly reminded of a wedding reception I attended at a rural firehouse. About halfway through a fire alarm goes off and we had to move stuff so the trucks could go out. But it was a lot of fun, you know? People so invested in each other that such a paltry venue made no matter to their fun, even when interrupted by a moment of reality piercing their bubble. The bubble reformed quickly, and more fun was had. (No deaths from the fire, too, so no guilt!)

Posted by: ragnarokpaperscissors at June 04, 2024 10:36 AM (sBGiW)

232 222 Anybody in jersey have a frigging clue who to vote for senator i the primary today? There's like 4 choices and I don't know any of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 10:32 AM (VwHCD)

We made it for you. Relax. Comrade.

Posted by: NJ Elections admin. at June 04, 2024 10:37 AM (8sMut)

233 Another thing we see at some Italian weddings is a dollhouse with a envelope slot in the top over by the cookie table.

Usually, there's a goon sitting near it so none of the envelopes walk away.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:37 AM (WXNFJ)

234 "Votes."
That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at June 04, 2024 10:38 AM (dg+HA)

235 226: you have to roll them for armor class!

Posted by: D&D at June 04, 2024 10:38 AM (8sMut)

236 Anybody in jersey have a frigging clue who to vote for senator i the primary today? There's like 4 choices and I don't know any of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 10:32 AM (VwHCD)

Write-in Ali Larter.

Posted by: spindrift at June 04, 2024 10:39 AM (OguvZ)

237 Voting. (Snicker)

Posted by: Josef Dzugashvili at June 04, 2024 10:39 AM (8sMut)

238 San Fran business hub deserted with footage showing boarded up shops...

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It's the zombies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:40 AM (L/fGl)

239 Anybody in jersey have a frigging clue who to vote for senator i the primary today? There's like 4 choices and I don't know any of them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 10:32 AM (VwHCD)

Senator Snookie has a rather alliterative appeal.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2024 10:41 AM (6gW4D)

240 It's safe to back Trump now.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at June 04, 2024 10:41 AM (h2KMk)

241 Always easy to know who to vote for. I don't have to know anything. I just vaguely pay attention to who the activists are all saying I MUST vote for or kittens and children will die, then vote for the other guy.

At least back when I voted.

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:41 AM (XPmXx)

242 237: I’m chopped liver I guess.

I run in EVERY election in the country!

Posted by: Alfred E. Neuman at June 04, 2024 10:41 AM (8sMut)

243 OH shitmobiles never went away.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 10:41 AM (6FvSX)

244 239 big shantytowns in Oakland now

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (+y72O)

245 San Fran business hub deserted with footage showing boarded up shops...

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It's the zombies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Time of the Season
https://youtu.be/qzpPy9hJYA8?si=-JIWvNidnGU1tMyx

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (WXNFJ)

246 "Another thing we see at some Italian weddings is a dollhouse with a envelope slot in the top over by the cookie table."

Oh yeah. Bulgy envelopes full of cash and flopsweat printing patterns from shoulder holsters.

Some impressions from back in the day in Ytown.

I knew the Naples family.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (QB+5g)

247 245 239 big shantytowns in Oakland now
Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (+y72O)

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Mayor of Oakland will win re-election by 70 points, though.

Oakland seems to like it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (GBKbO)

248 I need to have mosh pits at my wedding if one ever occurs…

Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)

249 Geez! You'd think he'd at least take off his new suit!

Kanye accused of masturbating on phone with ex-assistant in new suit...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

250 There's like 4 choices and I don't know any of them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 04, 2024 10:32 AM (VwHCD)

Whoever has the best shot at beating Kim.

No idea who that would be!

Stick around for 11:00...that's the topic of my rant.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 04, 2024 10:43 AM (d9fT1)

251 Pantera would be a most excellent choice for a wedding band.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 10:44 AM (6FvSX)

252 248 I need to have mosh pits at my wedding if one ever occurs…
Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)

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Ladies, here's your chance to have a mosh pit wedding. Line forms on the left.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 10:44 AM (WBQfF)

253 Am I the only one who immediately had pop into their head these lyrics?

Fire on the Mountain, run, boys, run
The Devil´s in the house of the rising sun
Chicken in the bread pan a picking out dough,
Granny does your dog bite, "No, child, no"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 04, 2024 10:44 AM (NGa9E)

254 Kanye accused of masturbating on phone with ex-assistant in new suit...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (L/fGl)

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How could he tell she was wearing a new suit?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 10:45 AM (WBQfF)

255 Geez! You'd think he'd at least take off his new suit!

Kanye accused of masturbating on phone with ex-assistant in new suit...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM

An assistant in a new suit was watching Kanye spank on the phone? Was a ficus not available? Who writes these headlines?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 04, 2024 10:46 AM (Wnv9h)

256 Oh yeah. Bulgy envelopes full of cash and flopsweat printing patterns from shoulder holsters.

Some impressions from back in the day in Ytown.

I knew the Naples family.
Posted by: pawn

Heh. I was apt. shopping there and happened to wear a dark suit that afternoon. The leasing agent went on and on about what a nice man Mr. Debartolo was and was convinced I was scouting places. He damn near gave me the place for free. Hilarious.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 10:46 AM (WXNFJ)

257 Neighborhood bully.

https://shorturl.at/iM746

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:34 AM (L/fGl)

No way is my cat chasing anything that far...he's lazier than me.

Posted by: BignJames at June 04, 2024 10:46 AM (AwYPR)

258 The guy dancing looks like Mike Johnson celebrating after Trumps conviction.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 04, 2024 10:47 AM (aFNOf)

259 I assume it was a clown suit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 10:47 AM (6FvSX)

260 248 I need to have mosh pits at my wedding if one ever occurs…
Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)

Just my personal preference, but knosh pits would be better.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 04, 2024 10:47 AM (8C7+r)

261 >> State Dept Official Admits Biden Ceasefire Plan “Virtually Identical” to Proposals from Hamas

Well, when your top ME advisor is Palestinian, what would you expect?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 10:48 AM (cCVOS)

262 I need to have mosh pits at my wedding if one ever occurs…
Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)

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Ladies, here's your chance to have a mosh pit wedding. Line forms on the left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 10:44 AM (WBQfF)

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"And now the bride has tossed her bouquet over he shoulder and into the mosh pit ... where it looks like a rugby scrum has broken out among the single ladies!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 04, 2024 10:48 AM (NGa9E)

263 Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: Stop doing that.

Rise Of 'Lifestyle Medicine': Doctors 'Prescribing' Behavioral Changes To Reverse Illness...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

264 263 Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Doctor: Stop doing that.

Rise Of 'Lifestyle Medicine': Doctors 'Prescribing' Behavioral Changes To Reverse Illness...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl)

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Eh. Seems more like "go outside and take a walk" instead of drugs.

Could be positive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 04, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)

265 Wait. How could that wedding cost a penny when bucket rental alone will run you $15 a day?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 10:49 AM (WBQfF)

266 262 I need to have mosh pits at my wedding if one ever occurs…
Posted by: Catch Thirty- Thr33 at June 04, 2024 10:42 AM (8sMut)

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Ladies, here's your chance to have a mosh pit wedding. Line forms on the left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 10:44 AM (WBQfF)

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"And now the bride has tossed her bouquet over he shoulder and into the mosh pit ... where it looks like a rugby scrum has broken out among the single ladies!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 04, 2024 10:48 AM (NGa9E)

"Dad, what was the first song you and mom danced to at your wedding?"

"Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit. We knew the deal."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2024 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

267 All the locals pronounced Debartolo different than the national news. That was how you could tell someone was from Ytown.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2024 10:49 AM (QB+5g)

268 >> State Dept Official Admits Biden Ceasefire Plan “Virtually Identical” to Proposals from Hamas

Well, when your top ME advisor is Palestinian, what would you expect?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 10:48 AM (cCVOS)

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Not to mention that we're nearing the end of President ValJar's third term.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 04, 2024 10:49 AM (NGa9E)

269 Apparently money dances are still a big part of tradition: The Regency, LA, "Wedding Venues, Add the Money Dance Tradition to Your Wedding" November 15, 2023
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I had carried a satin bag many years ago as it was a big regional tradition but the tradition made me a nervous wreck. (Dancing for dollars, ugh.) I would have rather had something like a Valentine's Day box set upon a table. (Does anyone remember those from elementary schools?)

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 04, 2024 10:50 AM (NFX2v)

270 Rise Of 'Lifestyle Medicine': Doctors 'Prescribing' Behavioral Changes To Reverse Illness...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Sounds like Dr. Tom Rozelle.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)

271 Honestly, this is MUCH more like great art than what gets counted as "great" and put in our museums.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 04, 2024 10:50 AM (zjgNU)

272 Sounds like Dr. Tom Rozelle.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:50 AM (v6JzV)

Pete's brother.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 04, 2024 10:51 AM (6FvSX)

273 >>Rise Of 'Lifestyle Medicine': Doctors 'Prescribing' Behavioral Changes To Reverse Illness...

Better than immediately prescribing something, I would think, at least in cases where this is a safe option. Instead of anti-depressants, exercise, eat right, stop social media, etc..?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 10:51 AM (cCVOS)

274 Don't most people simply stuff checks or cash into an envelope with a card these days. Or buy the happy couple a toaster...

What's with the cash thing?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 04, 2024 10:52 AM (Q4IgG)

275 273 >>Rise Of 'Lifestyle Medicine': Doctors 'Prescribing' Behavioral Changes To Reverse Illness...

Better than immediately prescribing something, I would think, at least in cases where this is a safe option. Instead of anti-depressants, exercise, eat right, stop social media, etc..?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 10:51 AM (cCVOS)

Healthy people were practically immune from Covid.

Naturally, the gyms and parks needed to be closed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2024 10:52 AM (KbCG3)

276
Honestly, this is MUCH more like great art than what gets counted as "great" and put in our museums.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian

Mark Rothko is not amused

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2024 10:52 AM (xG4kz)

277 "Dad, what was the first song you and mom danced to at your wedding?"

"Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit. We knew the deal."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 04, 2024 10:49 AM (KbCG3)

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LOL. As per yesterday's post on June being the "traditional" ~~Wedding~~ Pride Month ... a new "traditional" wedding song is born.

"We've Only Just Begun" download sales hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 04, 2024 10:53 AM (NGa9E)

278
Kanye accused of masturbating on phone with ex-assistant in new suit...
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How could he tell she was wearing a new suit?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 10:45 AM (WBQfF)

And why would he be on the phone with his ex-assistant? Doesn't add up...

Posted by: ... at June 04, 2024 10:54 AM (XPmXx)

279 Cash is useful, and goes well with everything.

Posted by: tubal at June 04, 2024 10:54 AM (PCK5/)

280 271 Google rothko wedding cake.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:54 AM (+y72O)

281 "We've Only Just Begun" download sales hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS

That song started off as an ad jingle for a bank.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

282 LOL. As per yesterday's post on June being the "traditional" Wedding Pride Month ... a new "traditional" wedding song is born.
Posted by: ShainS

There's a gay version of "Sunrise, Sunset" now. By the same lyricist who wrote the original version.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:55 AM (v6JzV)

283 >>Healthy people were practically immune from Covid.
Naturally, the gyms and parks needed to be closed.

Yes. There was only one option to prevent covid: vaccine. Whenever the news crowed about a kid dying from covid it was inevitable a seriously overweight kid, or one who was battling other serious issues. But they would say "Healthy kid died from covid." Nope.

Also: Doctors are lectured not to advise losing weight because "fat acceptance."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 04, 2024 10:56 AM (cCVOS)

284 Next week: Kanye did NOT masturbate today. Friends worried.

Posted by: gp In Monroe at June 04, 2024 10:57 AM (+y72O)

285 Just curious ... what's the differents between a 'hoedown' and a 'ho' down' ... ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 04, 2024 10:59 AM (ayRl+)

286 Sure as hell beats a nekkid lardass on an ottoman.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 04, 2024 10:59 AM (pohLc)

287 They know who they are.

Joel Pollak
@joelpollak
Parenting advice from ⁦@CNN⁩: if your 4-year-old starts talking about gender identity, you need to listen. To the four-year-old. Who is 4. Years old.

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If they identify as conservative, though, beat the shit out of them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 04, 2024 10:59 AM (L/fGl)

288 "There's a gay version of "Sunrise, Sunset" now. By the same lyricist who wrote the original version."

This is sick.

Posted by: pawn at June 04, 2024 10:59 AM (QB+5g)

289 Louisiana Passes Bill Ordering Surgical Castration of Convicted Pedophiles

WHACK !

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 04, 2024 10:59 AM (aFNOf)

290 "We've Only Just Begun" download sales hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS

That song started off as an ad jingle for a bank.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 10:54 AM (v6JzV)

High school class of '77 graduation theme song.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 04, 2024 11:00 AM (6gW4D)

291 >>Just curious ... what's the differents between a 'hoedown' and a 'ho' down' ... ?

How you doin'?

Posted by: Ho at June 04, 2024 11:00 AM (cCVOS)

292 Noodity.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 04, 2024 11:00 AM (ztiiI)

293 I think one of them involves an STD.

Posted by: But I might be wrong at June 04, 2024 11:00 AM (dg+HA)

294 U nas yest' NOOD.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 04, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)

295 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 04, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

296 >>@joelpollak
Parenting advice from ⁦@CNN⁩: if your 4-year-old starts talking about gender identity, you need to listen. To the four-year-old. Who is 4. Years old.

Naw, if they start talking about this crap find out who introduced these concepts -- there's maybe a groomer working on them!

Posted by: Ho at June 04, 2024 11:02 AM (cCVOS)

297 CNN.

Posted by: LOL at June 04, 2024 11:10 AM (dg+HA)

298 At first glance I thought this painting was by Bruegel and I thought to myself, "That's a boogie woogie Bruegel, boy!"

Posted by: Muldoon, Company "B" at June 04, 2024 11:14 AM (991eG)

299 "At first glance I thought this painting was by Bruegel and I thought to myself, 'That's a boogie woogie Bruegel, boy!'"
At corn-huskin' bee!

Posted by: Nemo at June 04, 2024 11:34 AM (S6ArX)

300 "We've Only Just Begun" download sales hardest hit ...
My older daughter worked one summer at a place that catered weddings. She said that the oddest ceremony was the one where the groom was introduced to the song "A Better Man". She gave them a year, tops.

Posted by: Nemo at June 04, 2024 11:38 AM (S6ArX)

301 We've Only Just Begun" download sales hardest hit ...
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 04, 2024 10:53 AM (NGa9E)

Our wedding song in May of 1972. We just passed our 52nd anniversary.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 04, 2024 12:11 PM (iODuv)

302 WmMvBgDHderloc

Posted by: ZEjwiyMfkBcq at June 04, 2024 02:06 PM (2QVEC)

303 It appears to be a Square Dance. Prominade around the Floor, And Dance Right out the Door

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 04, 2024 04:36 PM (wGqjj)

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