Biden Quietly Grants Mass Amnesty to 350,000 "Asylum Seekers" Who Do Not Qualify for Asylum of Any Kind

While the Biden administration is attempting to look like it's getting tough on the border, behind the scenes it's operating a program of "mass amnesty" for migrants, The Post can reveal.
Data show that since 2022, more than 350,000 asylum cases filed by migrants have been closed by the US government if the applicants don't have a criminal record or are otherwise not deemed a threat to the country.
This means that while the migrants are not granted or denied asylum -- their cases are "terminated without a decision on the merits of their asylum claim" -- they are removed from the legal system and no longer required to check in with authorities.
The move allows them to legally, indefinitely roam the US without fear of deportation, effectively letting them slip through the cracks.
The number of migrant asylum cases being closed before going through the court system has skyrocketed since Biden took office.
"This is just a massive amnesty under the guise of prosecutorial discretion," according to Andrew Arthur, a former immigration judge who works for the Center for Immigration Studies.
"You're basically allowing people who don't have a right to be in the United States to be here indefinitely," he added to The Post.
"Please let everyone know what's really going on," an ICE officer told The Post.
In 2020, during the Trump administration, 48,000 migrants were ordered removed from the US by immigration court judges. Fewer than 20,000 people were granted asylum, and 4,700 people had their cases closed or were otherwise allowed to remain in the country, according to data collected by the Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse.

In 2022, under Biden, a memo issued by ICE's principal legal adviser, Kerry Doyle, and seen by The Post instructed prosecutors at the agency to allow cases to be dismissed for migrants who aren't deemed national security threats.
That year, 36,000 were ordered removed, 32,000 were awarded asylum, and 102,550 had their cases dismissed or otherwise taken off the books -- 10 times the number in 2014.
In 2023, there were 149,000 cases in this latter category, and so far in financial year 2024 -- which ends Sept. 30 -- the numbers are certain to surpass that, with 114,000 cases closed already.
Since Biden assumed office, 77% of asylum seekers have been allowed to remain in the country, according to TRAC. That equates to 499,000 of the 648,000 who applied for asylum in the US in that time.
The current backlog of asylum cases stands at 3.5 million, and shaving more than 100,000 people a year off it makes the administration look better, sources told The Post.
Once cases are closed, migrants are no longer in "removal proceedings" and subject to deportation -- the government's default position for all migrants admitted at the border.
The migrants are under no obligation to leave the US, and once cases are dismissed, the person is no longer monitored by ICE and required to regularly check in with them, unlike those still pursuing asylum claims.
"If the case gets dismissed, you're basically back to nothing," Washington-based immigration lawyer Hector Quiroga told The Post, clarifying that migrants with dismissed cases can't receive benefits or a work permit.
Quioga said that for clients with "horrible" cases -- ones in which they are unlikely to ultimately prove they need asylum -- "that's better than having a deportation order."
Once a migrant's case is terminated, the person can reapply for asylum or seek other forms of legal status in the US.

Among the other statuses they can seek: a visa if they have an anchor-baby in the years they've been allowed to stay here.

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In April, US authoriites in the southwest intercepted an average of 5,990 migrants per day, according to US Customs and Border Protection. That figure didn't even include the so-called "gotaways" who escape detection and arrest.

Meanwhile, the New Improved Pandemic 2.0 has just been debuted in Cuba, just in time for the election, and of course Biden will refuse to do as Trump did and invoke the section of the law that allows deportation of all illegals during an epidemic.

This epidemic is not getting the attention it deserves. According to reports from Cienfuegos and Santiago, the infection rate is high and uncontrollable. As one doctor puts it: "When one person in a neighborhood falls ill, the whole neighborhood does, and there is absolutely nothing in the clinics or pharmacies, not even dipyrone to reduce the fever." Vamos bien, si! Requetebien!
Loosely translated from Marti Noticias

There are no adequate hygienic and sanitary conditions to combat the Oropouche fever virus (OROV) in Songo la Maya, in the province of Santiago de Cuba, the epicenter of the outbreak on the island, reported Dr. Roberto Serrano from that area.
The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya, given the presence of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which proliferates in any type of water, including sewage, explained Serrano.
The doctor, who is still recovering from the symptoms of this virus, mentioned the extent of the outbreak in his locality: "There are countless febrile cases, patients with high fever, and above all, a severe headache, and pain, especially in the sacro-lumbar area and the muscular part of the back of the lower limbs, along with vomiting, diarrhea, and loss of appetite. It is quite a severe condition, significantly affecting people's health."
"People are collapsing on the street because it is quite strong. I am telling you this because I went through it, I am going through it, as I have almost had the condition for a week, and today I was able to go to work, thank God," he added.
In the case of Cuba, OROV is mainly transmitted through the bite of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which can also be a vector.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:19 PM

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1 Unexpectedly.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 03:20 PM (OZ5XL)

2 Death by a thousand cuts...or in this case, 350,000.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 03:21 PM (W/lyH)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

4 F*CK Joe BIden!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

5 EAT THE BABIES

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at June 03, 2024 03:22 PM (BDPQB)

6 As I said the Voting Rights XO is going to be LIT!

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:22 PM (krQz2)

7 Laws are for people without power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 03, 2024 03:22 PM (zjgNU)

8 They must think it too early to try scaring us about the new Black Death. Even the lefties seem to have figured out they pushed it too hard. Just a smidgen too hard. So this time they mean to be subtle.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 03, 2024 03:22 PM (1bNHn)

9 Well we need to fly those mosquitoes here promptly so we can study how they fare in American air. We should also see if there is a way to make them more virulent so we can cure it in case they get more virulent. For Science!!!

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (WAqZr)

10 Again, I ask.

If this regime, any department, any agency, anyone who has access to a government checkbook or can authorize a wire transfer were to just go and issue out payments without any respect to any budget - who would stop them?

What bank would go verify if the government check or wire transfer has backing?

Since there is no Constitution and people are doing whatever they damned well please, what stops anyone in Babylon DC from running up trillions in new debt every week?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (iruKY)

11 F*CK Joe Biden!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (NpAcC)

12 Mosquito population is greater in rural areas than urban areas.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (4XwPj)

13 Good. More Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (7rocu)

14 So, Nancy will be calling for "Hug a Cuban Day?"

Great.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Someday, we'll all remember where we were when the World Voting Rights Executive Order was signed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:23 PM (krQz2)

16 We’re being outbred too, don’t forget.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2024 03:24 PM (NxC5+)

17 In the case of Cuba, OROV is mainly transmitted through the bite of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which can also be a vector.

Muthaf*ckin' Bill Gates.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

18 Culex quinquefasciatus

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 03, 2024 03:24 PM (v6JzV)

19 You can't have a pandemic, if the infection rates are high, and the symptoms are severe.

It burns out too quickly.

Try again, Mr. Gates.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

20 Damn....where'd all the bold come from?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

21 In the case of Cuba, OROV is mainly transmitted through the bite of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which can also be a vector.

There is no scientific proof that insecticide prevents mosquito infestation! Everyone must put mosquito netting over their faces to prevent transmission!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (rsqyi)

22 How the fuck is this legal?

Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (8uzBS)

23 Weird. I feel like we already had a shitty illegal immigration post today.

Oh wait, we did!

This country. I tells ya!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (KbCG3)

24 this is the regime importing Democrat votes

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)

25 We have a full throttled invasion now. There isn't anyone even pretending to hit the brakes.

Is there ever a hill in which any GOP congress critter will find big enough to die on?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (iruKY)

26 sorry about the state of the post, I thought I had finished it.

Posted by: ace at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (KRtlO)

27 Well that got dark quickly.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

28 An insect vector won't obey a fake "six foot" distancing rule, so at least we won't have to place our feet on footprint paint or decals.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2024 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)

29 The Republicans: we are so going to appoint a committee to determine the feasibility of appointing a blue ribbon panel to determine the efficacy of a harshly worded letter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2024 03:26 PM (8N0oa)

30 The Republicans: we are so going to appoint a committee to determine the feasibility of appointing a blue ribbon panel to determine the efficacy of a harshly worded letter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2024 03:26 PM (8N0oa)
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Sleeves will roll.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

31 sorry about the state of the post, I thought I had finished it.
Posted by: ace at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (KRtlO)

"Tanned, rested and ready!"

- - - - Lamont The Big Dummy

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

32 "There are countless febrile cases, patients with high fever, and above all, a severe headache, and pain, especially in the sacro-lumbar area and the muscular part of the back of the lower limbs, along with vomiting, diarrhea, and loss of appetite. It is quite a severe condition, significantly affecting people's health."

Is this a new disease or the reaction of preview audiences for Disney's New Live-Action "Show White"?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM (eDfFs)

33 How the fuck is this legal?
Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (8uzBS)

Judge Juan Valdez and Prosecutor Biggie Smalls took it to a New Yakk City jury, and that's how.

Bigot.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

34 The Republicans: we are so going to appoint a committee to determine the feasibility of appointing a blue ribbon panel to determine the efficacy of a harshly worded letter

I'm waiting for our nation's salvation through one of Ted Cruz's sick burnz on X.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (iruKY)

35 Sleeves will roll.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

Printer cartridges will empty!

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (rj6Yv)

36 What Cuba needs is arrows on the supermarket floors.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

37 34 I'm waiting for our nation's salvation through one of Ted Cruz's sick burnz on X.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (iruKY)

========

"Come back later! 'Batin'!"
-Ted Cruz's social media team

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

38 This means that while the migrants are not granted or denied asylum -- their cases are "terminated without a decision on the merits of their asylum claim" -- they are removed from the legal system and no longer required to check in with authorities.
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Look, *something* has to be done to reverse the pending demographic collapse and since every single contributing factor to that problem is *somebody* in power's sacred cow, the most expedient way to reverse the decline is to grant amnesty. It's also the easiest way and the method that presents the lowest political risk because we are firmly in control of the levers of power regardless of small-scale setbacks like the loss of a meaningless election.

We need two things, and we intend to get both. First, we need compliance and obedience. Second, we need masses. This system doesn't run without compliant masses who do as they're told and produce for us. This transition period is expensive, but as the standards reset lower, the tax farming can begin again and the new people will not squawk too much when we ratchet down payments. They exist here at our sufferance, and they know it.

Deal with it.

Posted by: Party Man at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (d04cU)

39 How the fuck is this legal?
Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (8uzBS)

No one is above the law, sir, so this must all be PERFECTLY legal. 100%

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

40 Effectively importing foreign mercenaries and allowing them to colonize us.

Do go ahead and tell me how there's still a political solution here.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez fuck cancer at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (OUMaO)

41 How the fuck is this legal?
Posted by: DanMan

Badges? They don't need no steeking badges.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (ggBwK)

42 *sigh* Show White = Snow White

Posted by: naturalfake at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (eDfFs)

43 >How the fuck is this legal?
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Legal's got nothing to do with it
Biden's handlers know the press will provide cover, and there will be no opposition from the right

Jim Jordan might roll up his sleeves and write a letter, but that's as far as it will go

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)

44 Have they finally admitted "asymptomatic transmission" was a load of horseshit invented solely to control everyone?

Not yet?

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (WAqZr)

45 But let’s deport the poor German family who fled Germany because they would not allow homeschooling and threaten to take their kids.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (SHMXB)

46 But in happier news... I got a haircut today. My hair will look much better for the boy spawn wedding on Saturday. Getting a mani/pedi on Thursday.
Probably going tomorrow to renew my drivers license. I'm finally going to get the Real ID thing. I have resisted because it's a pain in the ass.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (4XwPj)

47 The Republicans: we are so going to appoint a committee to determine the feasibility of appointing a blue ribbon panel to determine the efficacy of a harshly worded letter

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 03, 2024 03:26 PM (8N0oa)
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Sleeves will roll.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

Sounds like RNC needs more of my money.

Where's my checkbook.....

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (dGCAG)

48 How the fuck is this legal?
Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM

Legality is a construct of the white cispatriarchy designed to keep pyrsyns of color down.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, VT at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (jbmHx)

49 Don't focus your eyes on Congress. Watch the governors.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (rj6Yv)

50 But let’s deport the poor German family who fled Germany because they would not allow homeschooling and threaten to take their kids.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 03:29 PM (SHMXB)

If only they'd brought their kids here to transition, then everything would be hunky dory.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

51
Someday, when America gets bad enough, the elites are going to have to

...

wall off Northern Virginia and DC to keep the rabble from ruining their lives.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (krQz2)

52 Report: Illegal immigrant shoots two NYPD officers during traffic stop

https://shorturl.at/AsV5X

-
I assume his spark of the divine ignited the gunpowder.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (L/fGl)

53 350,000 more ballots for Biden.

Posted by: dantesed at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (DHHFk)

54 An insect vector won't obey a fake "six foot" distancing rule, so at least we won't have to place our feet on footprint paint or decals.
Posted by: mrp

You are right. Lock yourselves in your houses. Close all windows. Turn off your air conditioning and DO NOT OPERATE FANS OF ANY KIND!! Fans spread the mosquitos to uninfested areas. This is especially important for the elderly. And note to those who might know and care for the elderly- do not go to their houses to check on them or visit them. You will certainly allow a mosquito into their house and cause certain death.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (rsqyi)

55 Biden Quietly Grants Mass Amnesty to 350,000 "~~Asylum Seekers~~ Foreign Troops" Who Do Not Qualify for Asylum of Any Kind
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they will be mighty useful when the junta needs some fear and chaos

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (Zqlur)

56 How can he keep doing this with no one putting a stop to it.

Posted by: Anna at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (ANuwa)

57 Those damn useless Senators should arm themselves and march to the White House and demand satisfaction.

Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (SHMXB)

58 The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya, given the presence of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which proliferates in any type of water, including sewage, explained Serrano.
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As helpful and sometimes miraculous as "modern medicine" is, the greatest contributors to improved health and longevity are without sanitation and refrigeration. Keep the food fresh and clean. Take away the trash and shit. Deliver clean water to the end user. If you can do those three things, you have solved most human health problems besides getting old or making poor choices.

We solved them. The Anglo-American approach to sanitation systems have probably saved a billion or more lives around the world.

Also, this sounds like a prime opportunity for DDT. Too bad Rachel Carson hated people.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (d04cU)

59 also:

Hunter Biden will suffer no harm in his gun trial
this trial is for show, the verdict is already in

he'll be allowed to plead to some lesser misdemeanor, maybe pay a fine

it's all for show

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (/7KEl)

60 I thought Miss Mani/Pedi was the lady who worked for M and was always mooning after James Bond.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (v6JzV)

61
NO ONE is above the law ...s Democrat's care about!

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)

62 How the fuck is this legal?
Posted by: DanMan at June 03, 2024 03:25 PM (8uzBS)
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Law is irrelevant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (d04cU)

63 How the fuck is this legal?

The law is something that only gets applied to us, the law-abiding. It just gets disregarded whenever the powers that be want to. The courts either turn a blind eye or act so late that blatantly unlawful acts are a fait accompli. At this point, only rubes think we have something like the rule of law.

Posted by: The Law Is A Joke at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (WDwli)

64 Are we all dead yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (4Bi3b)

65 Either Trump gets elected or we get replaced. Simple binary set solution.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Aoykm)

66 Hunter Biden will suffer no harm in his gun trial
this trial is for show, the verdict is already in

he'll be allowed to plead to some lesser misdemeanor, maybe pay a fine

it's all for show
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (/7KEl)
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The judge has accepted his plea of Whoopsie, My Bad.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (krQz2)

67 What Cuba needs is arrows on the supermarket floors.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

Their healthcare system is the envy of the world, I'm sure they already have them.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

68 he'll be allowed to plead to some lesser misdemeanor, maybe pay a fine

it's all for show
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (/7KEl)

Then will file for bankruptcy and will never pay a dime.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Your tax dollars at work!

No Jumper
@nojumper
The Michigan man who went viral for driving on a suspended license during a Zoom hearing was actually a victim of a clerical error, and his suspension should've been lifted two years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)

70 Report: Illegal immigrant shoots two NYPD officers during traffic stop

How about the NY Gun Laws! Next time the officers ought to wait until the perp is in a Gun Free Zone.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (iruKY)

71 Ellipses, I saw your response. If it's not too much trouble, please, I would like to see the comment to which you referred. While I feel strongly about defending wrongly accused people, I do not want to do so in error.

Email in my nic if you prefer to tell me privately.

Thanks!

Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Sf2cq)

72 When the government quits pretending it's not your enemy.

Posted by: wth at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

73 Eventually emigration to ElSalvador looks attractive. Once all if their criminals are here.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (rsqyi)

74 Try this email link. Silly AutoCucumber!

Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2024 03:34 PM (Sf2cq)

75 Either Trump gets elected or we get replaced. Simple binary set solution.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Aoykm)

That result is already baked into the cake no matter who is elected. We aren't deporting our way back to heritage America.

Posted by: The Law Is A Joke at June 03, 2024 03:34 PM (WDwli)

76 The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya, given the presence of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which proliferates in any type of water, including sewage, explained Serrano.
++++
As helpful and sometimes miraculous as "modern medicine" is, the greatest contributors to improved health and longevity are without sanitation and refrigeration. Keep the food fresh and clean. Take away the trash and shit. Deliver clean water to the end user. If you can do those three things, you have solved most human health problems besides getting old or making poor choices.

We solved them. The Anglo-American approach to sanitation systems have probably saved a billion or more lives around the world.

Also, this sounds like a prime opportunity for DDT. Too bad Rachel Carson hated people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (d04cU)
_____________

"What have the Romans ever done for us??"

" . . . sanitation . . . ."

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

77 "The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya, given the presence of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which proliferates in any type of water, including sewage, explained Serrano."

this really sounds like the environment you had at the time of the bubonic plague. our fault for not having full relations with cuba, i guess

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2024 03:35 PM (B1FKF)

78 Ah, mosquitoes...now doing the job that Monkey Pox can't do...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2024 03:35 PM (7fElN)

79 The Michigan man who went viral for driving on a suspended license during a Zoom hearing was actually a victim of a clerical error, and his suspension should've been lifted two years ago.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (L/fGl)
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Why does it matter?

Posted by: Michelle Woo! at June 03, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

80 Plandemic 2.0? Yep, still not: wearing a mask, taking a vaxx, and doing anything the goviement/medical industrial complex tell me to do. Eff off.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM (f87vz)

81 He needs the votes

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

82 Someday, when America gets bad enough, the elites are going to have to
...

wall off Northern Virginia and DC to keep the rabble from ruining their lives.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:30 PM (krQz2)

Hah! Joke's on you, by the time we get to Angry Mob mode, they will have retreated to their underground bunkers on Maui and Molokai. You can storm the capitol all you want by then, all that will be left is a tube of lube used by staffers in a Senate conference room.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

83 How the fuck is this legal?
Posted by: DanMan

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Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM (DgGvY)

84 DDT is the biggest lifesaver ever invented. No wonder it had to go.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 03, 2024 03:37 PM (Aoykm)

85 He needs the votes

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

None of this happens if the illegals were known to vote conservative.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

86 So much for protecting the country
Olly Olly all in Free

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 03:37 PM (fwDg9)

87 Ah, mosquitoes...now doing the job that Monkey Pox can't do...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2024 03:35 PM (7fElN)
_________

[Laughs] "Wait until they see Mosquito Pox"

-- Mosquitoes

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

88 re hunter biden: he's on trial in delaware. never be convicted unless he pulls a gun and shoots people in the courtroom.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (B1FKF)

89 "What have the Romans ever done for us??"

" . . . sanitation . . . ."
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
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They did well, but ain't got shit on the Anglo-American approach since the 19th century. Sir Joseph William Bazalgette is the man who designed and implemented the London sewage system and made cholera a thing of the past. In so doing, he reinvented urban sanitation.

He should be on stamps and coinage. there should be Sir Joseph William Bazalgette Days all over the world.

But nobody remembers him. The lives of millions are directly on his shoulders, and countless more as second-order or third-order effects.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (d04cU)

90 Also, this sounds like a prime opportunity for DDT. Too bad Rachel Carson hated people.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:32 PM (d04cU)

Blame the EPA and Ruckelshaus, mostly Ruckelshaus, for cucking big time on DDT.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (f87vz)

91 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (d04cU)

Ahem!!

Posted by: Zombie John Crapper at June 03, 2024 03:39 PM (Aoykm)

92 We aren't deporting our way back to heritage America.

No kidding. The Founders said that a Constitutional Republic is only for a religious and moral people - totally unsuitable for any other.

So Constitutional Republic is definitely out.

But The Lord of The Flies system we have now is not sustainable.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:39 PM (iruKY)

93 He said, no resources.
Yeah, but Marxist feel so happy about their political lives that they have have risen above sexual conquests.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 03:39 PM (J8LnB)

94 You can storm the capitol all you want by then, all that will be left is a tube of lube used by staffers in a Senate conference room.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM

My staff has explicit instructions about that.

Posted by: Miss Lindsay at June 03, 2024 03:40 PM (jbmHx)

95 Report: Illegal immigrant shoots two NYPD officers during traffic stop

https://shorturl.at/AsV5X

-
I assume his spark of the divine ignited the gunpowder.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (L/fGl)

Judge Juan Valdez and Prosecutor Biggie Smalls called, said they're recommending misdemeanor littering, $50 fine... suspended.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

96 No one from Venezuela, Columbia, Mexico, China, Afghanistan or any South American country is going to vote conservative

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 03:40 PM (fwDg9)

97 He said, no resources.
Yeah, but Marxist feel so happy about their political lives that they have have risen above sexual conquests.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 03:39 PM (J8LnB)

Peter North hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

98 How can he keep doing this with no one putting a stop to it.
Posted by: Anna at June 03, 2024 03:31 PM (ANuwa)

Who is it that you think has the ability and desire to stop any of it?

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2024 03:41 PM (v6Olo)

99 Hopefully someone at NBC is in trouble:

Mike Davis 🇺🇸
@mrddmia
·
May 13
Dear @glennkirschner2:

How does your call for your Twitter followers to file judicial-misconduct complaints *not* violate the federal rules?

https://tinyurl.com/mttmx7m7

(X)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2024 03:41 PM (UfH56)

100 Blame the EPA and Ruckelshaus, mostly Ruckelshaus, for cucking big time on DDT.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (f87vz)
++++
There's blame to go around, but their cuckery didn't cause the full-court destruction of DDT everywhere on earth. The US government made aid contingent on banning DDT in malaria-infested Africa, and it wasn't the EPA.

This whole thing was driven by environmentalists and their standard-bearer was Rachel Carson, who is an inhuman monster. Even if her science had been correct (it wasn't), nothing changes that when facing the decision between the improvement of human life and thickness of eggshells, she chose eggshells.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (d04cU)

101 Sir Joseph William Bazalgette is the man who designed and implemented the London sewage system and made cholera a thing of the past. In so doing, he reinvented urban sanitation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (d04cU)

Sounds like he's male, pale, and definitely stale; so he's automatically de-personed.

Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she were joking at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (dtlDP)

102 Posted by: Emmie at June 03, 2024 03:33 PM (Sf2cq)

I will look hon. This place is notoriously difficult to search but I have my ways.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (WAqZr)

103 "What have the Romans ever done for us??"

" . . . sanitation . . . ."
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
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They did well, but ain't got shit on the Anglo-American approach since the 19th century. Sir Joseph William Bazalgette is the man who designed and implemented the London sewage system and made cholera a thing of the past. In so doing, he reinvented urban sanitation.

He should be on stamps and coinage. there should be Sir Joseph William Bazalgette Days all over the world.

But nobody remembers him. The lives of millions are directly on his shoulders, and countless more as second-order or third-order effects.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (d04cU)
__________

Yea, before that, the city and its sewers just dumped their shit -- literally -- right into the Thames. It's incredible that this was once how it was done. Well, there was a time when cities had no sewers or waste removal systems at all.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

104 there should be Sir Joseph William Bazalgette Days all over the world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (d04cU)
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At least in Flushing.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (UfH56)

105 Stupid trivia alert!!!
Something I learned today....
Anson Williams, who played Potsie on Happy Days, used his middle name as a surname. His actual last name is Heimlich. His cousin was the doctor responsible for the Heimlich maneuver.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 03:43 PM (4XwPj)

106 They did well, but ain't got shit on the Anglo-American approach since the 19th century. Sir Joseph William Bazalgette is the man who designed and implemented the London sewage system and made cholera a thing of the past. In so doing, he reinvented urban sanitation.

Yet thousands of years ago, well into the BC era, Nineveh with a seven figure population that took three days just to travel across, somehow managed to support a dense population of that magnitude. That is a lot of food and water to bring in and waste of all kinds to take out.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:43 PM (iruKY)

107 Sounds like he's male, pale, and definitely stale; so he's automatically de-personed.
Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she were joking at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (dtlDP)
++++
Yup. All of the above. That system has always been there. It sprang into existence of its own accord. Nobody designed it. Nobody built it. Nobody contrived technological leaps forward to power it. Nobody maintains it. It's just there. It has always been. It will always be there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:43 PM (d04cU)

108
Sounds like he's male, pale, and definitely stale; so he's automatically de-personed.
Posted by: pookysgirl wishes she were joking at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (dtlDP)

well then. Blacks need to stop shitting in whitey's toilet.

Oh wait.....San Francisco.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

109 107 Yup. All of the above. That system has always been there. It sprang into existence of its own accord. Nobody designed it. Nobody built it. Nobody contrived technological leaps forward to power it. Nobody maintains it. It's just there. It has always been. It will always be there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:43 PM (d04cU)

=======

A weird base assumption for central planners.

I bet it's more like: The English government made it happen. There was a citizen's committee and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

110 the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus

Which ranges as far north as..... Missouri?

Upper-midwestern Morons will be sitting this pandemic out.

Sorry, southern Morons.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2024 03:44 PM (DgGvY)

111 I saw Whitey's Toilet open for the Butthole Surfers at Stinkfest 2005

Posted by: Doof at June 03, 2024 03:45 PM (v6Olo)

112 Blame the EPA and Ruckelshaus, mostly Ruckelshaus, for cucking big time on DDT.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 03, 2024 03:38 PM (f87vz)
++++
There's blame to go around, but their cuckery didn't cause the full-court destruction of DDT everywhere on earth. The US government made aid contingent on banning DDT in malaria-infested Africa, and it wasn't the EPA.

This whole thing was driven by environmentalists and their standard-bearer was Rachel Carson, who is an inhuman monster. Even if her science had been correct (it wasn't), nothing changes that when facing the decision between the improvement of human life and thickness of eggshells, she chose eggshells.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (d04cU)
________

"Yea, but who gives a shit if a few million Africans die from malaria??"

-- Rachel Carson

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

113 "Yea, but who gives a shit if a few million Africans die from malaria??"

-- Rachel Carson
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yup. She probably likes that outcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (d04cU)

114

You want 'Regulators?'

This'll get you Regulators...

Posted by: Elderly Git at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (2O6+w)

115 Sir Joseph William Bazalgette is the man who designed and implemented the London sewage system

They never built the sewage treatment plant that he specified at the outlet. It flushed down the Thames the same way the Romans' flushed down the Tiber.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (zdLoL)

116 Yea, before that, the city and its sewers just dumped their shit -- literally -- right into the Thames. It's incredible that this was once how it was done. Well, there was a time when cities had no sewers or waste removal systems at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
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But besides that, what did Cholera ever do for us?!

Posted by: Londoners at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (krQz2)

117 67 What Cuba needs is arrows on the supermarket floors.
Posted by: wth at June 03, 2024 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

Their healthcare system is the envy of the world, I'm sure they already have them.

it's socialized medicine. patients probably have to provide their own arrows.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (v3pYe)

118
________

"Yea, but who gives a shit if a few million Africans die from malaria??"

-- Rachel Carson
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)

"But, from where will I get my test subjects?"

- - - Bill Gates

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

119 Oh boy, guess the election's cancelled, right? Don't want granny getting sick before she can vote for Biden.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 03, 2024 03:47 PM (WPL6O)

120 My suggestion is to send Michael Moore down there as a Goodwill Ambassador.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

121 "Yea, but who gives a shit if a few million Africans die from malaria??"

-- Rachel Carson
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yup. She probably likes that outcome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (d04cU)
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What's not to like?

Posted by: Margaret Sanger, Officially Forgiven by Progressives at June 03, 2024 03:47 PM (krQz2)

122 "Yea, but who gives a shit if a few million Africans die from malaria??"

The official body count has traditionally been over 500,000 per year.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:48 PM (iruKY)

123 "Yea, but who gives a shit if a few million Africans die from malaria??"

-- Rachel Carson
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:45 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Yup. She probably likes that outcome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:46 PM (d04cU)
____________

This Carson cunt was merely the precursor for many more evil environazis to come. You can make a very very good living essentially killing humans.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

124 Oh boy, guess the election's cancelled, right? Don't want granny getting sick before she can vote for Biden.

Don't worry OpenAI will do the voting for us all.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:49 PM (iruKY)

125 120 My suggestion is to send Michael Moore down there as a Goodwill Ambassador.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

I read that as Goodyear Blimp.

Works just as well.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 03, 2024 03:49 PM (T+Iwg)

126 Fun fact: a Jewish lady is president of Mexico

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 03:49 PM (/7KEl)

127 My suggestion is to send Michael Moore down there as a Goodwill Ambassador.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 03:47 PM (PiwSw)
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Do you really hate mosquitos that much?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2024 03:49 PM (7fElN)

128 Biden Quietly Grants Mass Amnesty to 350,000 "~~Asylum~~ Free Shit Seekers" Who Do Not Qualify for Asylum of Any Kind

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (PRpm0)

129 Yea, before that, the city and its sewers just dumped their shit -- literally -- right into the Thames. It's incredible that this was once how it was done. Well, there was a time when cities had no sewers or waste removal systems at all.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

Well, we just shit in the street. Anal prolapse and all that.

Posted by: San Francisco Sodomites at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (7rocu)

130 HOW DARE YOU?!?

Posted by: Greta Scruntberg at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (WDwli)

131 If I didn't have kids I could deal with this. As it is they are attacking my family. I get testy.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (Z8Yh2)

132 His cousin was the doctor responsible for the Heimlich maneuver.
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The Krauts pulled that in '43 didn't they??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (ZdexC)

133 The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya,

Ahhh...
A Marxist Paradise!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (W/lyH)

134 89 Sir Joseph William Bazalgette is the man who designed and implemented the London sewage system and made cholera a thing of the past. In so doing, he reinvented urban sanitation.

He should be on stamps and coinage. there should be Sir Joseph William Bazalgette Days all over the world.

But nobody remembers him.

also invented the baguette, but it lost a bit in translation when those pesky frenchies stole it.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (v3pYe)

135 the city and its sewers just dumped their shit -- literally -- right into the Thames.

No, it never got to the Thames. There was a vast lake of shit beneath the city. Come on, Whitie. Get your shit story straight.

"And look at me, Ma! I'm the same color he was!"

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 03, 2024 03:51 PM (zdLoL)

136 You want 'Regulators?'

This'll get you Regulators...

Then you will get The Moderators†

† check out the Regulator-Moderator War aka Shelby County War.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:51 PM (iruKY)

137 ...and waste of all kinds to take out.
=====
Barroons!

Posted by: zombie kim jong il at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (ZdexC)

138 Even if her science had been correct (it wasn't), nothing changes that when facing the decision between the improvement of human life and thickness of eggshells, she chose eggshells.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:42 PM (d04cU)

----------------

"The 'E' in LGBTQIA+PEDO represents Eggshells, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (b84/A)

139 124 Oh boy, guess the election's cancelled, right? Don't want granny getting sick before she can vote for Biden.

Don't worry OpenAI will do the voting for us all.

hmm. once read a short story (possibly isaac asimov) in which elections were decided by an a.i. interviewing a single voter in detail.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (v3pYe)

140 That'll learn 'em~!

@JudiciaryGOP 19m
🚨 #BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan submits legislative proposals to DEFUND lawfare by Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, and Letitia James.

Also, no money for new FBI headquarters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (IG4Id)

141 Maybe already on the ace radar, but notthebee has a story about Activision giving away a free skins pack for Call of Duty - to celebrate pride - that includes transgender flag bullets.

This industry is infiltrated by so many incompetents.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 03:53 PM (hCzfy)

142 140 That'll learn 'em~!

@JudiciaryGOP 19m
🚨 #BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan submits legislative proposals to DEFUND lawfare by Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, and Letitia James.

Also, no money for new FBI headquarters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (IG4Id)

========

Well, it's nice to know that failure theater now includes actual tools the House could use to stop things instead of just more hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

143
This Carson cunt was merely the precursor for many more evil environazis to come. You can make a very very good living essentially killing humans.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 03, 2024 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

I wonder how much she had invested with Big Skeeter Net.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2024 03:53 PM (n+4am)

144 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (IG4Id)

is there something else which you would prefer Jim Jordan to do?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 03:53 PM (XkYcA)

145 Heimlich Maneuver > Hind-lick maneuver

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (krQz2)

146 @JudiciaryGOP
🚨 #BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan submits legislative proposals to DEFUND lawfare by Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, and Letitia James.

Also, no money for new FBI headquarters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 03, 2024 03:52 PM (IG4Id)
++++
As usual, the GOP proposes such things when there is no chance of passage. They might even pass it in the House if they're *really* committed to failure theater, knowing full well it will die in the Senate.

Aww shucks! They just can do it with only one half of one third of government! Send money to defeat the radical liberal agenda!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (d04cU)

147 Actually, transgender flag bullets can be interpreted in more than one way....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (PiwSw)

148 84 DDT is the biggest lifesaver ever invented. No wonder it had to go.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 03, 2024 03:37 PM (Aoykm)

Anchorage used to be one big swamp. Until it was mostly drained after the pipeline days, the swarms of mosquitos were epic. They sprayed DDT twice a year, and nobody minded. We were even outside when the trucks came by. Don't recall anyone dropping dead, and Anchorage was still lousy with eagles and ravens.

Rachel was a sort of idiot, no?

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (sRfrW)

149 BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan submits legislative proposals to DEFUND lawfare by Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, and Letitia James.

Most disappointing drinking game: One shot for each Yeah vote.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (iruKY)

150 Is Joe gonna need a new pandemic ? He's got Trump on lock down and he's gonna save the Country with his new Border EO. We're saved !

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2024 03:55 PM (Akjoo)

151 The stop might be when gje Marxists have complete control of government, or the globalist have swamped the country and outnumber the native Americans

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 03:55 PM (fwDg9)

152 Rachel was a sort of idiot, no?
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (sRfrW)
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No, I don't think so.

She was wrong, but that doesn't mean she was stupid - it just means she was wrong.

The word I think you're looking for is "evil." Even if she had been *right,* she argued for - loudly and globally - the destruction of human life in favor of thicker bird eggs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:55 PM (d04cU)

153 Never forget that our crackerjack govt granted visas to all of the 9/11 hijackers nine months after they killed 3000 Americans.

Posted by: PJ at June 03, 2024 03:56 PM (G1dq6)

154 is there something else which you would prefer Jim Jordan to do?

Revive the age old debate form of dueling.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:56 PM (iruKY)

155 146 As usual, the GOP proposes such things when there is no chance of passage. They might even pass it in the House if they're *really* committed to failure theater, knowing full well it will die in the Senate.

Aww shucks! They just can do it with only one half of one third of government! Send money to defeat the radical liberal agenda!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (d04cU)

========

I just take it as a small positive step that they feel the need to failure theatric with the budget now instead of promising more hearings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

156 Revive the age old debate form of dueling.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 03:56 PM (iruKY)

I'd be fine with the H. L. Mencken quote at the top of the page.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

157 A president unilaterally changing the law, bypassing all legislation and courts to the cheers of the state-compliant media is fine.
This is how you protect democracy.

But a inventing a crime to charge businessman for not directing his accountants to change the ledger entry to "paying that whore to quit lying" instead of legal expenses?.
This is how you stop fascist.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (g9W3m)

158 141 Maybe already on the ace radar, but notthebee has a story about Activision giving away a free skins pack for Call of Duty - to celebrate pride - that includes transgender flag bullets.

This industry is infiltrated by so many incompetents.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 03:53 PM (hCzfy)

Given their proclivity for mass shootings, the TG flag ammo seems pretty on brand.

Posted by: So Much Pride at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (WDwli)

159 I just take it as a small positive step that they feel the need to failure theatric with the budget now instead of promising more hearings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)
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It's all equivalent. It's an election year, so it's time to throw some rancid raw meat covered in maggots at the rubes.

There will be no budget.
There will be no defunding.
There will be no "government shutdown."

Not today, not tomorrow, not next year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (d04cU)

160 In the case of Cuba, OROV is mainly transmitted through the bite of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which can also be a vector.

All sorts of "tropical diseases" used to be common in the US before mass mosquito spraying.

Well much of the country had stopped spraying over the last few years so I guess it is time for all those "tropical diseases" to come back right?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (ibTVg)

161
Stories at AoS today:

1) regime executes bill of attainder on opposition leader

2) regime's human trafficking program reaches record volume

3) regime officials siphoned nearly $1b in graft from its illegal WMD program

Are we the bad guys yet?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)

162 ***There are no adequate hygienic and sanitary conditions to combat the Oropouche fever virus (OROV)***

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1oV14KyvG0

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (YdEcD)

163 there is a river in upstate ny called the wallomsac. probably spelled it wrong. there was a significant battle fought there during the war of indepedence. in the late 1960s/early 70s the wallomsac was so polluted from bennington vt dumping raw sewage into the river that the govt declared the river was only fit for dumping sewage in. kind of a biden thng

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (B1FKF)

164 As usual, the GOP proposes such things when there is no chance of passage. They might even pass it in the House if they're *really* committed to failure theater, knowing full well it will die in the Senate.

Like how many times they defunded ObamaCare until they actually had a Republican ready to sign it ?

I wonder just how sick Obama got of covering their cowardly asses.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (U6Sn/)

165 Are we the bad guys yet?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)
++++
Have been for decades.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (d04cU)

166 But a inventing a crime to charge businessman for not directing his accountants to change the ledger entry to "paying that whore to quit lying" instead of legal expenses?.
This is how you stop fascist.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (g9W3m)
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Yup. Everybody knows that how you stop and unstoppable dictator who will end your country. You throw him in prison for a jury-rigged process crime.

Phew. Apocalypse averted.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (krQz2)

167 But a inventing a crime to charge businessman for not directing his accountants to change the ledger entry to "paying that whore to quit lying" instead of legal expenses?.
This is how you stop fascist.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (g9W3m)

All while the money he had paid as "legal fees" were paid to his LAWYER, who received legal fees and paid the money out of his OWN ACCOUNT, therefore making it not a Trump hush payment..........

We're so totally and completely f*cked.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

168 94 You can storm the capitol all you want by then, all that will be left is a tube of lube used by staffers in a Senate conference room.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 03, 2024 03:36 PM

My staff has explicit instructions about that.
Posted by: Miss Lindsay

spelled "loob" so it can't be foiaed

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (v3pYe)

169 At any point a simple majority in the house can cut any spending it wants.

Just...don't pass a budget that includes that spending. If the Senate/Biden shuts down the government...oh well.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

170 Biden Quietly Grants Mass Amnesty to 350,000 "~~Asylum~~ Free Shit Seekers" Who Do Not Qualify for Asylum of Any Kind

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2024 03:50 PM (PRpm0)

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[Resurrecting my comment from this morning:]

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning for Free Shit ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (b84/A)

171 there is a river in upstate ny called the wallomsac. probably spelled it wrong.

I got hit in the wallomsac once, and boy did it hurted.

Posted by: guy who got hit in the wallomsac and was hurted at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (WDwli)

172 The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya,

Ahhh... A Marxist Paradise!
Posted by: Diogenes

We been spendin' most our lives
Livin' in a Marxist paradise

Plannin' tonight's dumpster dives
Livin' in a Marxist paradise

Half our protein comes from flies
Livin' in a Marxist paradise

Believin' our Dear Leader's lies
Livin' in a Marxist paradise

Posted by: mikeski apologizes to Coolio and Weird Al at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (DgGvY)

173 Well why shouldn’t he? No one will do a darn thing to stop it.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (p4NUW)

174 160 In the case of Cuba, OROV is mainly transmitted through the bite of the mosquito Culex quinquefasciatus, which can also be a vector.
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Contaminated with Orangutan blood.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (YdEcD)

175 159 It's all equivalent. It's an election year, so it's time to throw some rancid raw meat covered in maggots at the rubes.

There will be no budget.
There will be no defunding.
There will be no "government shutdown."

Not today, not tomorrow, not next year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (d04cU)

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Of course not, but this is all about messaging to the base for fundraising dollars.

Promising more hearings isn't giving them the money anymore. They have to up the ante. I may be wrong, but I can't remember another time where they "promised" to cut the budget in an election year. It's always been either more spending on conservative priorities or something like the flag burning ban.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

176 Well why shouldn’t he? No one will do a darn thing to stop it.

Failure theater...its whats for dinner!

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at June 03, 2024 04:01 PM (ibTVg)

177 #BREAKING: @Jim_Jordan submits legislative proposals to DEFUND lawfare by Jack Smith, Fani Willis, Alvin Bragg, and Letitia James.

Also, no money for new FBI headquarters..
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I think I hate these cocksuckers more than I hate Democrats.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 04:01 PM (WAqZr)

178 163 there is a river in upstate ny called the wallomsac. probably spelled it wrong. there was a significant battle fought there during the war of indepedence. in the late 1960s/early 70s the wallomsac was so polluted from bennington vt dumping raw sewage into the river that the govt declared the river was only fit for dumping sewage in. kind of a biden thng

willard bay up in northern utah is so polluted from pioneer poop that you can still smell it when the wind blows toward the city.

it's the great salt lake; shit doesn't decay.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 04:01 PM (v3pYe)

179 Anchorage used to be one big swamp. Until it was mostly drained after the pipeline days, the swarms of mosquitos were epic.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 03:54 PM (sRfrW)

It was still pretty swampy about 30 years ago when I was stationed next door at Ft Rich. The city wasn't too bad (relatively speaking), but all those skeeters migrated a few miles NE to the training areas. I'm pretty well convinced that some of those kaiju skeeters got sucked into Huey engines and caused near-crashes

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (n+4am)

180 Are we the bad guys yet?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)

Always have been.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (WAqZr)

181 There will be no budget.
There will be no defunding.
There will be no "government shutdown."

Not today, not tomorrow, not next year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 03:57 PM (d04cU)

Concur.

Posted by: Federal Moochers, Looters and Layabouts at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (7rocu)

182 Promising more hearings isn't giving them the money anymore. They have to up the ante. I may be wrong, but I can't remember another time where they "promised" to cut the budget in an election year. It's always been either more spending on conservative priorities or something like the flag burning ban.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)
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Perhaps, but forgive me for my indifference. They'll never do it. They can up the ante to beyond the orbit of Jupiter and it will have the same practical outcome. If raising the stakes of failure theater results in more money for them, then whatever. Rubes gotta rube.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (d04cU)

183 171 there is a river in upstate ny called the wallomsac. probably spelled it wrong.

I got hit in the wallomsac once, and boy did it hurted.

hit in the wallomsac > nasti moose bite?

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

184 Say NO to Joe

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 03, 2024 04:03 PM (OzJjC)

185 At any point a simple majority in the house can cut any spending it wants.

Just...don't pass a budget that includes that spending. If the Senate/Biden shuts down the government...oh well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)
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But we'll get the "New Legislation Method".

The Senate passes a "Statement of Recommendation" to the president. The president's includes in his next XO "Yeah, that's a good idea! Let's do that."

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:03 PM (krQz2)

186 At any point a simple majority in the house can cut any spending it wants.

Just...don't pass a budget that includes that spending. If the Senate/Biden shuts down the government...oh well.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

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"I'll take 'Shit ShainS has been screaming since 1995' for $64 trillion, Alex ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 04:03 PM (b84/A)

187 There will be no budget.
There will be no defunding.
There will be no "government shutdown."

Not today, not tomorrow, not next year.

I submit that there is no legal controlling authority to prevent anyone with access to a government checkbook to spend as much as they want - well beyond any budgeted number.

Why have a budget when all we really have is gentlemen's agreements and no gentlemen?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 04:03 PM (iruKY)

188 167 But a inventing a crime to charge businessman for not
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The question:

Are all the millionaire builders and bankers of NY going to allow this to stand?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 04:04 PM (YdEcD)

189 Jill Biden appears at Hunter gun trial as dad Joe hails ‘inspiring’ son

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (/7KEl)

190 182 Perhaps, but forgive me for my indifference. They'll never do it. They can up the ante to beyond the orbit of Jupiter and it will have the same practical outcome. If raising the stakes of failure theater results in more money for them, then whatever. Rubes gotta rube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (d04cU)

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I'm not disagreeing there. They won't do it.

But the need to promise budget cuts to appease the small dollar donors (or maybe even some mid to large dollar donors) feels like a very minor (very minor) but positive sign of change within the GOP at a fairly high level.

If Trump becomes president next year (don't laugh), they'll go right back to, "We can't spend 35 cents on the wall, we'll bust our budgets! Also, we can't defund NPR because we'll bust the budgets!"

So, it's effectively meaningless, but not entirely meaningless.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)

191 We watched The Beekeeper this weekend. Hubbymayhem and I both cheered when ever a Fed got clobbered.
Spoiler*****
Lots of feds get clobbered.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (4XwPj)

192 This leggy blonde is disgusted the point of actual physical nausea with vapid and empty failure theater perpetrated by corrupt shitheels:
http://tiny.cc/j7rcyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (d04cU)

193 I have read stories where a states internal security forces have went to residences and murdered its’ occupants… amazing.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (PCK5/)

194 Brown people are stealing our jobs. lol.

Posted by: Troll at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (paDly)

195 Some of you breakfast tacos think I'm not educated. Well, I am. And all I have to say to you at this point is:

ALIA IACTA EST

Posted by: Dr. Jill at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (a3Q+t)

196 Cuba has sanitation problems? I thought Cuba was a beacon of the new Socialism which was going to sweep across the world!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

197 All while the money he had paid as "legal fees" were paid to his LAWYER, who received legal fees and paid the money out of his OWN ACCOUNT, therefore making it not a Trump hush payment..........

We're so totally and completely f*cked.......
Posted by: Sponge

1. Did Stormy Daniels report that income?
2. If so, what did she report it as?
3. Enter Paula Jones.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (ggBwK)

198 But a inventing a crime to charge businessman for not directing his accountants to change the ledger entry to "paying that whore to quit lying" instead of legal expenses?
___________

Serious question: does anyone think Trump actually reviews the accounting ledger?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2024 04:06 PM (PRpm0)

199 185 At any point a simple majority in the house can cut any spending it wants.

Just...don't pass a budget that includes that spending. If the Senate/Biden shuts down the government...oh well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

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And considering the power of the Speakership, especially around funding for re-election within the party, the Speaker and a handful of allies could probably manage it as well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

200 Are we the bad guys yet?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)

So far today I have been called a rude, tacky, an idiot, uninformed, and a traitor.
I must b doing something right.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 04:06 PM (W/lyH)

201 Just...don't pass a budget that includes that spending. If the Senate/Biden shuts down the government...oh well.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 03:59 PM (ibTVg)

But, but grannies will starve and have to eat dog food and little chirruns will have to go to skool and be molested in rooms painted with lead based paint and who is gonna write those checks to harvard and yale to put kareem abul jabong thru african american studies?

So hard hearted, so mean, so viscious.

Posted by: Federal Moochers, Looters and Layabouts at June 03, 2024 04:06 PM (7rocu)

202 Are all the millionaire builders and bankers of NY going to allow this to stand?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 04:04 PM (YdEcD)
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Ain't nothin' in here but us chickens--bawk-bawk!

Posted by: New York Businessmen at June 03, 2024 04:06 PM (krQz2)

203 189 Jill Biden appears at Hunter gun trial as dad Joe hails ‘inspiring’ son
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (/7KEl)

Inspiring ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (Akjoo)

204 Illegals are going to be lining up at the courts to get their case on the docket then dismissed.

Need to add a zero or two to the 350K mentioned.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (tT6L1)

205 So, it's effectively meaningless, but not entirely meaningless.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (GBKbO)
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Maybe it means something in terms of general discontent, but it doesn't mean anything for the GOP. They will never change. They would rather die than serve the base in any way.

And the party *will* die at some point as a result. Its chieftains won't care. Better dead than on the side of the rubes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (d04cU)

206 there is a river in upstate ny called the wallomsac. probably spelled it wrong.
Posted by: gnats local 678

I thought wallomsacs were carnivorous marsupials. Their poisonous saliva kills twenty or so Aussies a year.

Posted by: mikeski at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (DgGvY)

207 I , for one, welcome our Newcomer Overlords. This is the path to a greater America, free from laws, oversight, crime and restraint.
It's a new day for America.

Posted by: Kent Brockman, Newsman at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (vcOmj)

208 Jill Biden appears at Hunter gun trial as dad Joe hails ‘inspiring’ son

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (/7KEl)
______________

He inspired lots of people to do drugs and whores, and to peddle influence.

Maybe Joe meant "perspiring?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 03, 2024 04:08 PM (PRpm0)

209 Make DDT great again!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 03, 2024 04:08 PM (ewjUl)

210 Inspiring ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (Akjoo)
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We're stenographers for the Junta, not reporters!

Posted by: MSM at June 03, 2024 04:08 PM (tT6L1)

211 1. Did Stormy Daniels report that income?
2. If so, what did she report it as?
3. Enter Paula Jones.
4. Enter the recipients of the MoC Hush Fund disbursements.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 04:08 PM (iruKY)

212 205 Maybe it means something in terms of general discontent, but it doesn't mean anything for the GOP. They will never change. They would rather die than serve the base in any way.

And the party *will* die at some point as a result. Its chieftains won't care. Better dead than on the side of the rubes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (d04cU)

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Would America have been better off if Trump had decided to not run in 2016, let the GOP prostrate itself in front of the ascendant Hillary, and then started a 3rd Party for 2020?

Hard to say, but the GOP would be dead, that's for sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:08 PM (GBKbO)

213 If The People have no religion and no integrity The Constitution will not save us.

Posted by: Zek at June 03, 2024 04:08 PM (5FPX4)

214 Sleeves will roll.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 03:27 PM

Fuckin a right brother!

Posted by: Jim Jordan at June 03, 2024 04:09 PM (ewjUl)

215 Are all the millionaire builders and bankers of NY going to allow this to stand?

Yes. After all, the millionaire builder who was told - well in advance - that he was a target of the state of New York never lifted a damn finger to sell his New York properties. You know ... to at least give himself the real option of simply not recognizing the ridiculous charges from New York.

Its not like New York suddenly became what it is so fast that nobody had time to leave.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 03, 2024 04:09 PM (U6Sn/)

216 Talk about asymmetrical warfare. They're firing everything at us, we're spluttering back with words.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2024 04:09 PM (4gD3D)

217 This leggy blonde is disgusted the point of actual physical nausea with vapid and empty failure theater perpetrated by corrupt shitheels:
http://tiny.cc/j7rcyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM

In both this example, and one of your earlier ones today, Counselor Troi counseled me that if I were going to import them into holodeck programs, they would need garter belts to keep there stockings in place during any aerobics.

What's a garter belt?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 03, 2024 04:09 PM (a3Q+t)

218 there is a river in upstate ny called the wallomsac. probably spelled it wrong. there was a significant battle fought there during the war of indepedence. in the late 1960s/early 70s the wallomsac was so polluted from bennington vt dumping raw sewage into the river that the govt declared the river was only fit for dumping sewage in. kind of a biden thng
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 03, 2024 03:58 PM (B1FKF)

The Wallomsac flows within 200 meters of the Battle of Bennington site(NPS). Brigadier General John Stark told his men : "They are ours, or Molly Stark sleeps a widow!"

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (rj6Yv)

219 “It is a type of midge, but much smaller, barely visible when it bites, and there are a huge number of them.

********

Oropouche fever?

You're soaking in it!!

Posted by: Midge, the manicurist at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (991eG)

220 Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 04:06 PM (W/lyH)

Maybe you shouldn't go on Democratic Underground?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (XkYcA)

221 Always have been.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 04:02 PM (WAqZr)

Perhaps. But I'm not that old, and I remember when all this shit would be unthinkable. At least it wouldn't be anything you'd hear in mainstream news. They'd bother to hide the illegal WMD programs and election fraud and kangaroo courts and tactical riots and institutional grand theft and slave-trading and child trafficking and genital mutilation and so on...

But, no more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (0FoWg)

222 osted by: mikeski apologizes to Coolio and Weird Al at June 03, 2024 04:00 PM

Well done! Well done.

Posted by: Jim Jordan at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (ewjUl)

223 Immigrants are integral to this country. Stop the hate.

Posted by: Troll at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (paDly)

224 And the party *will* die at some point as a result. Its chieftains won't care. Better dead than on the side of the rubes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (d04cU)
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I recently told me wife, after she asked a couple of questions, that both sides, Democrats and Republicans hate regular Americans. I think she was a bit taken aback but didn't dispute me when I mentioned the various data points which backed up my assertion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (tT6L1)

225 Hard to say, but the GOP would be dead, that's for sure.

So would many Jews, Christians and heritage Americans.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (iruKY)

226 "Brown people are stealing our jobs."

Does a 16 year old flipping burgers need 20 per hour? no. The 38 year old mexican chick with five kids does.

Point of reference: I used to bag groceries at Safeway as a kid. Retards do that now. Teenagers are kind of retarded so I guess that one still works out.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (Z8Yh2)

227 And the party *will* die at some point as a result. Its chieftains won't care. Better dead than on the side of the rubes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:07 PM (d04cU)
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The Republicans are fighting for that deck chair to go along side that one. To give it a leisurely V look.

It will look smashing set against the backdrop of that iceberg we're trying to ignore.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (krQz2)

228 >>> Do Not Qualify for Asylum of Any Kind

AKA terrorists,

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (mH7NU)

229 Democrats are Master.
Republicans are Blaster.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

230 This epidemic is not getting the attention it deserves. According to reports from Cienfuegos and Santiago, the infection rate is high and uncontrollable.

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Sure. Sure.

This time I'm just not going to participate at all. The public will play along at its own risk. And you'll get what you deserve for it.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (+gBWR)

231 223 Immigrants are integral to this country. Stop the hate.
Posted by: Troll

i think troll's argument is derivative

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (v3pYe)

232 Germany: A German national apprehends a Muslim terrorist armed with a knife, only to have cops pull him off... In the meantime, the muzzie soldier pops up with the same knife and stabs the officer's neck.

headlines:

Police officer, 29, dies after being repeatedly stabbed in attack at anti-Islam rally in Germany

Police officer stabbed during attack at far-right rally dies

Posted by: SMOD at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (RHGPo)

233 Hard to say, but the GOP would be dead, that's for sure.
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Dead and voting Democrat already.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (krQz2)

234 Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 03, 2024 04:09 PM (U6Sn/)

Yes, Scogg. We know you would have done better had you been in his position.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (XkYcA)

235 Biden Quietly Grants Mass Amnesty to 350,000 "Asylum Seekers"

If you're granted asylum, do you have to pay taxes? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (hKf3k)

236
I recently told me wife, after she asked a couple of questions, that both sides, Democrats and Republicans hate regular Americans.

A year ago I would disagree:
Democrats hate America, Republicans have no love for America.

But now? yeah, I think you summed it up.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (iruKY)

237 IMO, the GOP is not concerned with winning

they are just happy to be at the table

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (/7KEl)

238 Immigrants are integral to this country. Stop the hate.
Posted by: Troll

i think troll's argument is derivative
Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 04:11 PM (v3pYe)
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Or integral.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:12 PM (krQz2)

239 The Republicans are fighting for that deck chair to go along side that one. To give it a leisurely V look.

It will look smashing set against the backdrop of that iceberg we're trying to ignore.
Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:10 PM (krQz2)
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Yup. And some of the chairs need to be disassembled for firewood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:12 PM (d04cU)

240 #218

"They are ours, or this night Molly Stark sleeps a widow!"

Spoiler alert: The Hessians were routed.

Posted by: mrp at June 03, 2024 04:12 PM (rj6Yv)

241

NEGROS STOLE OUR DATES!

Posted by: Flounder at June 03, 2024 04:12 PM (2O6+w)

242 219 “It is a type of midge, but much smaller, barely visible when it bites, and there are a huge number of them.

********

Oropouche fever?

You're soaking in it!!
Posted by: Midge, the manicurist

during pride month? personicurist, surely.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 04:12 PM (v3pYe)

243 ~~Shut up,~~ Bend over, Wesley!

Posted by: capt jean-luc picard at June 03, 2024 04:13 PM (ZdexC)

244 NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LANDS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 04:13 PM (v3rPo)

245 they are just happy to be at the table
Posted by: Don Black

You've misspelled trough.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 04:14 PM (4XwPj)

246 The 'army' which the next democommie 'pResident sics on us will come from this pool of criminals. It will be an inclusive, diverse, equitable groupconsisting of BLM, Antifa, NOI, LBGQPEEPS and common home grown thugs.

Posted by: Eromero at June 03, 2024 04:14 PM (NxC5+)

247 fuck it.

"Yes, Scogg. We know you would have done better had you been in his position."

Keep this person out of power. Bad temperment.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 03, 2024 04:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

248 Hunter may be up Feces Stream without benefit of paddle.

Marshall Cohen
@MarshallCohen
NEW: Judge deals setbacks to Hunter Biden on eve of trial, which begins tomorrow. She blocked a key piece of evidence that the defense wanted to use about the gun forms. Second, she refused to allow their expert witness on addiction. Makes a tough case even tougher for Hunter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 04:15 PM (L/fGl)

249 203 189 Jill Biden appears at Hunter gun trial as dad Joe hails ‘inspiring’ son
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:05 PM (/7KEl)

Inspiring ?

well, have the time. the other half he's expiring.

Posted by: anachronda at June 03, 2024 04:15 PM (v3pYe)

250 anchor-baby = biological warfare.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at June 03, 2024 04:15 PM (BDPQB)

251 So far today I have been called a rude, tacky, an idiot, uninformed, and a traitor.
I must b doing something right.
Posted by: Diogenes

I don't know if you watch things on YouTube, but there is a guy on Youtube, named C.W. Lemoine (callsign "Mover") who was an F-16 pilot for years (in the Air Force) and then flew F-18's in the Naval Reserve (it's a complicated story) and now flies commercial and T-38's in the Air Force NG (I think).
Anyways, he and a couple of other guys were discussing P43, which is the section that handles Naval pilot assignments. They have a Facebook page, and called naval pilots who did not re-up for another tour "terrorists". Then it all got taken down.
Highly motivated guys (and women) who worked like crazy, incredibly motivated to serve, decide not to re-up because they don't like the personnel policies and assignments, called "terrorists".
Have a nice day.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 03, 2024 04:15 PM (vcOmj)

252 189 Jill Biden appears at Hunter gun trial as dad Joe hails ‘inspiring’ son
Posted by: Don Black at June 03

I am sure Hunter is thrilled considering how many times he has noted he thinks Jill is stupid and annoying. My summary. Not his actual words. Those were profane.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM (p4NUW)

253 The accumulation of garbage dumps and sewage, as well as the lack of resources for fumigation, is a current concern for the residents of La Maya

If this were not an election year of global importance, those residents would not be at risk.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM (hKf3k)

254 NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LANDS!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 04:13 PM (v3rPo)
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Yes, those Plains Indians were peaceful to the point of gathering around the campfire and enjoying roast haunch of tortured dead Indians. After which the winning tribe claimed the hunting grounds once used by another tribe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

255 NO ONE IS ILLEGAL ON STOLEN LANDS!

Like Dodger Stadium?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM (BDPQB)

256 I just got back from October 2024: Biden declares Marshall law to avoid having to fill out a change of address form.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (Formerly the artist known as LiS) at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM (37MVd)

257 Have you been called a poltroon yet, Diogenes??

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)

258 She blocked a key piece of evidence that the defense wanted to use about the gun forms.
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The form wasn't in Khoisan click language.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 04:17 PM (ZdexC)

259 Yesterday, my pastor gave a sermon about being "blameless" before man.

I thought, how am I going to do that? I'm voting for a convicted felon?

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:17 PM (krQz2)

260 254

Yes, those Plains Indians were peaceful to the point of gathering around the campfire and enjoying roast haunch of tortured dead Indians. After which the winning tribe claimed the hunting grounds once used by another tribe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM (tT6L1)

Ah, the Comanches…

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2024 04:17 PM (PCK5/)

261 Hunter gun trial

Will Beau make an appearance?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (BDPQB)

262 I have been reliably informed that this Administration is the toughest on gun violence in many years.

Since lying on Federal Form 4473 is a crime, surely any violators will have the book thrown at them.

After all, no one is above the law, right?

Right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)

263 "Brown people are stealing our jobs."

Does a 16 year old flipping burgers need 20 per hour? no. The 38 year old mexican chick with five kids does.

Why? The wetback qualifies for about $100k free shit a year from the government. The 16 yr old, not so much.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (ggBwK)

264 Serious question: does anyone think Trump actually reviews the accounting ledger?
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They found 12 people in NY who not only believed that.
Not once, but 34 times, they believed--beyond a reasonable doubt-- that Trump, as CEO of multiple multinational multi-billion dollar corporations with thousands of employees.
With an accounting ledger thousands of pages long each year.
While actually in office as Presidency of the United States.
Which required him to divest himself off all powers and duties as CEO.

Nevertheless, Trump personally reviewed ledger--again, against the law as President-- and 34 times said "change that to legal expenses."

They believed that beyond a reasonable doubt.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (g9W3m)

265 Multiculturalism is a wonderful thing.

20-year-old Spanish Gypsy who impregnated 12-year-old acquitted by arguing cultural norms: "Within the gypsy culture it is normal behavior"

https://shorturl.at/8BsWN

Bonus: he impregnated the pre-teen with twins.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 04:19 PM (L/fGl)

266 Yes, those Plains Indians were peaceful to the point of gathering around the campfire and enjoying roast haunch of tortured dead Indians.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:16 PM

To be fair, they did use every part.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, back from CA where I won the recall for Hairgel at June 03, 2024 04:19 PM (a3Q+t)

267 I have been reliably informed that this Administration is the toughest on gun violence in many years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (a3Q+t)
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They are.

They called it.

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:19 PM (krQz2)

268 248 Hunter may be up Feces Stream without benefit of paddle.

Marshall Cohen
@MarshallCohen
NEW: Judge deals setbacks to Hunter Biden on eve of trial, which begins tomorrow. She blocked a key piece of evidence that the defense wanted to use about the gun forms. Second, she refused to allow their expert witness on addiction. Makes a tough case even tougher for Hunter.
Posted by:

Delaware jury will not convict a Biden - it's almost as blue as NYC and DC...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2024 04:19 PM (exHjb)

269 All this trial and thinking it will find Hunter innocent, no chance for retrial

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 04:20 PM (fwDg9)

270 They believed that beyond a reasonable doubt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

No they didnt . they believed "get bad orangeman or my life is over".

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 04:20 PM (4XwPj)

271
Symptoms include apoplexy and impotent tiny fist shaking - a limerick

The vector's a type of a midge
Who bites you a bit, (just a smidge)
Gives you Oropoouche fever
That duplicitous deceiver
I'll get him! That sunofabidge!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2024 04:20 PM (991eG)

272 Hunter may be up Feces Stream without benefit of paddle.

Marshall Cohen

I'd prefer seeing those comments from Marshall Dillon instead.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2024 04:20 PM (ggBwK)

273 And we all know Trump does his taxes on his own using QuickBooks.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 04:21 PM (ZdexC)

274 Judge is probably asking for volunteers to the jury,
Wink wink

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 04:21 PM (fwDg9)

275 196 Cuba has sanitation problems? I thought Cuba was a beacon of the new Socialism which was going to sweep across the world!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (t
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Why yes, the world's richest go to Cuba for their hospital needs.

Posted by: Braenyard - remembering Castro going to Venezuela at June 03, 2024 04:21 PM (YdEcD)

276 They believed that beyond a reasonable doubt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (g9W3m)
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They believed beyond a reasonable doubt the left would show up at their front door if they returned a verdict other than guilty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:21 PM (tT6L1)

277 Hunter gun trial

Will Beau make an appearance?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (BDPQB)

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Alec Baldwin shot Beau dead on a movie set last year.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 04:21 PM (b84/A)

278 270 They believed that beyond a reasonable doubt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

No they didnt . they believed "get bad orangeman or my life is over".
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 03, 2024 04:20 PM (4XwPj)

Bingo.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 03, 2024 04:21 PM (exHjb)

279 The vector is a type of a midge, which in its own right is a type of weasel.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 03, 2024 04:22 PM (991eG)

280 It would be terrific if Republican's indicting Democrats wholesale would be classified as invoking the Maximum Maxine Waters Rule.

https://youtu.be/tJCDe7vdFfw

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (Formerly the artist known as LiS) at June 03, 2024 04:22 PM (37MVd)

281 Any juror on any trial that votes the wrong way knows, now, the their doxxing and persecution is assured.

Posted by: tubal at June 03, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

282 They believed that beyond a reasonable doubt.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (g9W3m)

The process of "reasonable doubt" never entered the picture. It's first principles: there is no reasonable doubt -- or any benefit of doubt -- when it comes to Trump. If he's accused, he's guilty.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2024 04:23 PM (4gD3D)

283 They found 12 people in NY who not only believed that.
Not once, but 34 times, they believed--beyond a reasonable doubt-- that Trump, as CEO of multiple multinational multi-billion dollar corporations with thousands of employees.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 03, 2024 04:18 PM (g9W3m)
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To counter that notion, I ask people to recall "Trump University".

When Trump finally came clean about it, he admitted he was hardly involved at all.

*That* guy was definitely a micro-manager!

They call him a slob and a clown, and riff on his wandering speeches--but *THAT'S* the guy you know is in on every $5K entry into the books--cause .... we need this one!!!

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:23 PM (krQz2)

284 OROV? The CDC will probably want to lock a few southern states down- like Florida, loosen their voting restrictions. For the children, of course.

Posted by: Rex B at June 03, 2024 04:23 PM (d+tIC)

285 Why should they convict Hunter? What has he done? What has he really done? Nothing. He made a mistake filling out a form. Haven't we all made a mistake filling out a form?

Posted by: Braenyard - remembering Castro going to Venezuela at June 03, 2024 04:24 PM (YdEcD)

286 ALERT! ALERT! This is Red Headline, if not Flaming Skull worthy!

Today is Dr. Jill's birthday.

Please be moderate in your libation intake.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 04:24 PM (a3Q+t)

287 The process of "reasonable doubt" never entered the picture. It's first principles: there is no reasonable doubt -- or any benefit of doubt -- when it comes to Trump. If he's accused, he's guilty.

Posted by: Ordinary American at June 03, 2024 04:23 PM (4gD3D)
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Reasonable doubt would only have benefitted Putin.

You don't want to aid and abet the enemy, do you?

Posted by: Axeman at June 03, 2024 04:24 PM (krQz2)

288 Sundowner suddenly had to go see Beau's widow last week, out of the blue. Probably hasn't seen her in years

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 04:24 PM (fwDg9)

289 How many jobs did NY destroy through their persecution of PDT? Thousands?

The guy is or was a billionaire real estate mogul who did a ton of business in NY.

Simply amazes me how little self-interest enters the picture when the left goes into vendetta mode.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:26 PM (tT6L1)

290 Simply amazes me how little self-interest enters the picture when the left goes into vendetta mode.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:26 PM (tT6L1)
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They still have self-interest. They're cementing their positions in and rewards from the Party.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:27 PM (d04cU)

291 NOOD TRUMP

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:27 PM (d04cU)

292 They still have self-interest. They're cementing their positions in and rewards from the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 03, 2024 04:27 PM (d04cU)
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You'd think self-interest would involve understanding the party can just as easily turn on them and cut their throats.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 03, 2024 04:28 PM (tT6L1)

293 Maxine Waters says Trump supporters should be investigated, warns of 'civil war'

Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:28 PM (/7KEl)

294 My wallomsacs have been itching.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at June 03, 2024 04:29 PM (BDPQB)

295 They found 12 people in NY who not only believed that.
Not once, but 34 times, they believed

That's giving them a lot of credit. I think they just believed he was guilty of being guilty. ..and, of course, that they didn't want their house to burn down.

Posted by: t-bird at June 03, 2024 04:32 PM (fDXgc)

296 Maxine Waters says Trump supporters should be investigated, warns of 'civil war'
Posted by: Don Black at June 03, 2024 04:28 PM

Well if you insist.

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 03, 2024 04:33 PM (ewjUl)

297 "I look forward to being imprisoned," Trump said through a spokesman. Sources inside his campaign report that Trump plans on raping a lot of his fellow inmates. "I'm gonna make them love me," they report the ex-president as saying, and "Bergdorf's trained me for this."

Posted by: MSNBC Five Minutes Into The Future at June 03, 2024 04:34 PM (WDwli)

298 261 Hunter gun trial

Will Beau make an appearance?

a specter is haunting europe. the specter of beau biden.

Posted by: rejected opening lines to the communist manifesto at June 03, 2024 04:37 PM (v3pYe)

299 Why should they convict Hunter? What has he done? What has he really done? Nothing. He made a mistake filling out a form. Haven't we all made a mistake filling out a form?
Posted by: Braenyard

You know the people who lost their 2AM rights over this very thing are watching and waiting to see the outcome.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 03, 2024 04:41 PM (ggBwK)

300 ++++
They still have self-interest. They're cementing their positions in and rewards from the Party.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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They may have put the cement around their feet. Nullifying the Bankers and Builders of NY, and that's what they've done, will not rest lightly upon the City.

Posted by: Braenyard - living just enough for the city at June 03, 2024 04:48 PM (YdEcD)

301 Meanwhile Biden the UN/CFR/Globalists/Democrat and Traitor plans to disarm all law abiding Americans and allow them to set up their villages on Private Property to appease the Globalists

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 03, 2024 05:33 PM (wGqjj)

302 WOW just what I was searching for. Came
here by searching for tracking keywords

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