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Daily Tech News 3 June 2024

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  • The rumors were correct, and at Computex Taipei today AMD announced new CPUs due in stores next month. (AnandTech)

    The Zen 3 based eight core 5800XT (a minor speed upgrade over the 5800X) and sixteen core 5900XT (a major upgrade over the twelve core 5900X) will refresh the AM4 platform.


  • Oh, and Zen 5 will also be out next month. (AnandTech)

    These will arrive in the form of the 9600X, 9700X, 9900X, and 9950X, with TDPs ranging from 65W for the first two, to 170W for the 9950X.

    The 9600X and 9700X use 40W less than their Zen 4 predecessors, and the 9700X uses 50W less.

    At the same time they're an average of 16% faster on real tests, and twice as fast in some specific cases.


  • Server CPUs are coming soon as well, with up to 192 cores.


Tech News



Disclaimer: Not so secret anymore, you foolish mollusc!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:25 AM




Comments

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1 Hello?

Posted by: Mark in SC at June 03, 2024 04:29 AM (ue/3w)

2 First?

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 03, 2024 04:33 AM (gHSfI)

3 Oh. Second.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 03, 2024 04:33 AM (gHSfI)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 04:33 AM (T4tVD)

5 In practice, that audience’s needs are a very small (tiny, in fact) portion of Windows userbase — and frankly talking about screenshotting the things people in the real world, not executive world, is basically like punching customers in the face. The echo chamber effect inside Microsoft is real here, and oh boy… just oh boy.

The same as, approximately, 114% of all other western corporations.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2024 04:39 AM (IUd0M)

6 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 04:42 AM (fwDg9)

7 "Stealing everything you ever type or viewed on your Windows PC is now possible - with just two lines of code. (Double Pulsar)

It is that bad."

REALLY missing Windows 7 right about now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 03, 2024 04:52 AM (nr7mR)

8 Hey, someone in the echelon is running on time!

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 04:53 AM (mP6Ur)

9 I don’t want another complex computer, I want a simpler one.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 03, 2024 05:03 AM (gHSfI)

10 "Mexico has elected Claudia Sheinbaum as its first woman president in landslide."

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2024 05:08 AM (rb1J+)

11 Reading articles as fast as possible before leaving

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 05:09 AM (fwDg9)

12 I bought the Beelink you mentioned and am pleased. I'm running mint on it. I have one problem, it crashes.
So, I decided to increase the RAM, however, I can't find any info on it.
_Sincerely, Not a whizKid

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 05:12 AM (mP6Ur)

13 REALLY missing Windows 7 right about now.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I've still got an image of mine I just haven't figured out how to get it out. In honesty I haven't tried with the new Mint that I'm running on a modern computer.

But that's why I moved to Mint, it's not a big curve.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 05:17 AM (mP6Ur)

14 A few good reads out there why this trial needs to be so shot down as a scam

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 05:19 AM (fwDg9)

15 Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 05:19 AM (fwDg9)

16 12 I bought the Beelink you mentioned and am pleased. I'm running mint on it. I have one problem, it crashes.
So, I decided to increase the RAM, however, I can't find any info on it.
_Sincerely, Not a whizKid


If it's the same 5560U model (or any of their Ryzen 5000 series), it will have two DDR4 SODIMM slots. Most likely comes with just one populated.

Undo the four screws on the bottom, pull on the little tab, and it pops open and the memory slots and SSD are right there.

It's a very easy upgrade, just make sure the RAM clicks into place, close it back up, and off you go.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 03, 2024 05:22 AM (BLOW1)

17 Thanks for the info. I can't communicate with Amazon or the Beelink store on the purchase of the RAM.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 05:26 AM (mP6Ur)

18 Stealing everything you ever type or viewed on your Windows PC is now possible - with just two lines of code. (Double Pulsar)


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Speaking of Copilot, I just learned that Windows recently implemented a "shut off all the pointless and stupid crap running the background tracking me and trying to sell me stuff" setting. They didn't name it that, of course, but according to MS and Toms Hardware:

"... Uncontrolled background applications are one of the primary causes of accelerated battery drain, since these applications are practically invisible to the user. They can come in any form, including Windows updates, browser tabs, uninterrupted background video playback, backup programs, and more."

It's absurdly in the Global Warming section of Windows instead of the "oh, that makes sense" power settings section, but I guess if it was in power settings people would see and use it and limit a lot of Windows tracking and ad-selling.

Since it's in the "reduce my carbon footprint" section it's almost guaranteed that no one will ever know about it.

I engaged it on the gaming laptop and battery life went from two to six hours.

Whatcha doing back there, Microsoft?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 05:29 AM (XSAqx)

19 _Sincerely, Not a whizKid

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It's not a terrible idea to remember to prevent discharge of any static electricity before touching the components. Just taking off your shoes and socks goes a long way towards the goal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 05:33 AM (XSAqx)

20 Evening and morning, all,

I see nobody has made the "That was Zen, this is Tao" joke yet!

Back from my workout and shower, and having morning chow after slopping the feline hogs. Traffic on the bridge is likely to be a bit heavier starting today; a ferry that siphons off a portion of commuters is out of service for dry dock work and inspection. The Great Panjandrums say it'll be out for about 90 days. Around here, that usually translates to from 120 to 180.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2024 05:34 AM (omVj0)

21 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 03, 2024 05:37 AM (XBR5Q)

22 is the 16core 5900xt good enough for minesweeper? Asking for a friend

Posted by: a dude in MI at June 03, 2024 05:38 AM (+I6Y/)

23 Moron Robbie, is that "background stuff hidden in Global Warming" limited to Win 11, or does Win 10 have it? I have 10 on my PC laptop here and on my desktop at work.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2024 05:38 AM (omVj0)

24 Wolfus, I can’t afford to move, so I’m just dreaming… but… when looking at moving, did you look at Iowa?

(The state, not the town)

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 03, 2024 05:39 AM (gHSfI)

25 Wolfus, any luck getting Miss Linda to reconsider relocation?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 03, 2024 05:41 AM (YRsIm)

26 Wolfus, I can’t afford to move, so I’m just dreaming… but… when looking at moving, did you look at Iowa?

(The state, not the town)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at June 03, 2024


***
Not yet. Does Iowa tax Social Security, is it gun-friendly, and do they pave the roads properly and fix them when they crack? And property taxes, how are they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2024 05:41 AM (omVj0)

27 No, Iowa does not tax SS, but property taxes are higher than the national median. No idea how much higher. I could look on Realtor and see what houses run there, and the property taxes too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2024 05:43 AM (omVj0)

28 17 Thanks for the info. I can't communicate with Amazon or the Beelink store on the purchase of the RAM.

Here's a video review with (at the 1 minute mark) a quick look at how to open it and how things are arranged inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4a3QDZLbvM

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 03, 2024 05:44 AM (BLOW1)

29 Moron Robbie, is that "background stuff hidden in Global Warming" limited to Win 11, or does Win 10 have it? I have 10 on my PC laptop here and on my desktop at work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

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Sorry, I'd forgotten the link

https://tinyurl.com/3xv4hzbj

It *looks* like it might just be Windows 11, but go to the search bar and see if anything comes up for carbon, carbon footprint, eco, etc.

Mine comes up with carbon. "Lower your carbon footprint by applying these settings"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 05:48 AM (XSAqx)

30 Brother Lawrence (1611-1691) served in the French army for 18 years and then served as a lay brother and cook in a Carmelite monastery until blindness forced him to retire. His letters and notes were published after his death in a book called "The Practice Of The Presence of God" . For him prayer consists of finding God through everyday events and in learning to trust his providence, so that the soul becomes constantly aware of God's presence. Here is one short prayer:

"My God, here I am, my heart devoted to you. Fashion me according to your heart."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 05:49 AM (gHfHP)

31 It's hilarious to think that MS wants you to reduce your power usage while watching a cat video but their energy usage related to telemetry and phoning-home and collecting data on billions of people is perfectly fine and maybe even good for the environment when you really think about it.

Now stop thinking about it, citizen!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 05:51 AM (XSAqx)

32 That windows copilot thing - it's like if Clippy got mutated into Clipzilla

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 05:54 AM (Ka3bZ)

33 FenSpouse Brother Laurence is new to me
Thank you

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 05:55 AM (Ka3bZ)

34 Jewish morning devotional from Chabad:

https://tinyurl.com/588ptcs4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 05:57 AM (gHfHP)

35 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 05:55 AM (Ka3bZ)

I think you can find his book online., although I still like an actual book. 😊I have been re-reading him for many years.

How are you feeling?


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:07 AM (gHfHP)

36 Microsoft Copilot = Orwell's Panopticon in "1984"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2024 06:09 AM (O7YUW)

37 The Practice Of The Presence of God" . For him prayer consists of finding God through everyday events and in learning to trust his providence, so that the soul becomes constantly aware of God's presence. Here is one short prayer:

"My God, here I am, my heart devoted to you. Fashion me according to your heart."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------------------------------------

VD Hanson talked about the Conquistadors and how devout (and devotional) they were. They saw God in everything, deeply felt that they were always in his presence and that He was with them.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:10 AM (mP6Ur)

38 Forward Dog 9 out
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 05:19 AM (fwDg9)

At this hour ?
Guess ya gotta sneak up on whatever yer workin' on.

Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 06:11 AM (T4tVD)

39 Mornin'
(Sips coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 06:11 AM (/Djer)

40 Children reading 1984 are now being taught how Big Brother is the protagonist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 06:12 AM (siwnu)

41 Good morning morons

Getting ready for drive to Sacramento.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2024 06:12 AM (RIvkX)

42
Up, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs checked on and let out, now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian with a big double cup of coffee recording Rachmaninoff's Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:12 AM (MoZTd)

43 Found Amazon's 'Seller Messaging Agent' and queried about the purchase of RAM the response was quick but totally wrong.
It replied about upgrading SSD not RAM which I explicitly stated.
I'm calling them when they get up.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:14 AM (mP6Ur)

44 35 Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 05:55 AM (Ka3bZ)

I think you can find his book online., although I still like an actual book. 😊I have been re-reading him for many years...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:07 AM (gHfHP)


https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/5657

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 06:15 AM (PiwSw)

45 Thanks, Shadout Mapes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:16 AM (CobQs)

46 Microsoft is one of the most perverse organizations in this nation.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:16 AM (mP6Ur)

47 Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:10 AM (mP6Ur)

Very nice. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:17 AM (CobQs)

48 Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2024 06:12 AM (RIvkX)

May the Lord bless you with travelling mercies and Skip as well as anyone else travelling today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:19 AM (CobQs)

49 Thanks {Fen}

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 03, 2024 06:20 AM (RIvkX)

50 Microsoft, tool of the Red Chinese or American intelligence agencies?
Or with Biden, both?

Posted by: jimmymcnulty at June 03, 2024 06:21 AM (I3B93)

51 I don't know if JJS linked to this article about Rafah or not, but I found this fascinating (and information the MSM won't touch with a ten foot pole).

https://is.gd/1JDDNH

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 06:24 AM (PiwSw)

52
What ticks me about Microsoft. Every new Windows version essentially means you have to get a new computer. But what more are you getting with each new operating system? What is it about 11 that's so much better than 7?

Or, I'm using File Explorer. I have a list on the screen of files and their attributes. Why can't I export what I see on the screen to Excel? To export the information on my music files, I have to use a Media Info Exporter that can only be found on a Winter Time Fun Pack CD from eons ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:26 AM (MoZTd)

53 I would just like to say that I am grateful for my son who is a nice young man. He is doing.
a paid internship with a fellow originally from Nigeria and who was in grad school in VA and who doesn't have a car. I don't know how far he lives away from the company, but FenSon picks him up every weekday morning to drive him to work. I hope that when they get their first paycheck that young man will offer son some money for gas because son probably wouldn't ask.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:27 AM (zTQaM)

54 I am also thankful that we had a visitor yesterday to our little church. I have to say that the congregation members are very welcoming. I hope she comes back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:29 AM (PRTJ3)

55 mornin yall. Another day, another bazillion dollars.


Black hat hackers have reportedly unleashed malicious software targeting over 1,500 banks and their customers worldwide.

Security researchers at IBM say a revamped version of the Grandoreiro banking trojan has just rolled out, enabling attackers to perform banking fraud in 60 countries

The malware allows attackers to send email notices that appear to be urgent government requests for payments.

Users are told they can click a link to view an invoice or a fee and when they do, a malicious file is downloaded and executed in the background.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:31 AM (vFG9F)

56 Bible verses from both the Jewish and Christian scriptures to read and/or memorize when we're worried:

https://tinyurl.com/yskb2d9z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 06:32 AM (PRTJ3)

57 I feel like a Soviet censor. Pooky caught Pookette reading in bed again, so I decided to lock up our books.

All of them.

The shelves that I could get to are barred with duct tape until I ran out of duct tape. As soon as the hardware store is open, I'll get more duct tape. What didn't fit on the shelves got put in a box, taped shut with marker on it to prevent tampering. Books that we're reading to Lil Pooky got put in a locked file cabinet that only I have the keys to.

I know it seems drastic, but she's short on sleep and therefore can't focus (new meds aren't great) and this has been going on for at least three years. Nothing we've done has worked, so cold turkey it is.

Posted by: pookysgirl, now haunted by her librarian grandma at June 03, 2024 06:33 AM (dtlDP)

58 "Once installed, the malware searches for and interacts with banking apps to facilitate fraudulent transactions.

Infected users also have their keystrokes logged and screen captured in a push to capture banking credentials, usernames, and other sensitive data needed to crack and drain accounts."


Is this a virus, or just Co-Pilot?

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:33 AM (vFG9F)

59 A few years ago I was at one of the world's biggest medical centers.
An observer in the Emergency Area. They were running XP on a closed system.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:35 AM (mP6Ur)

60 know it seems drastic, but she's short on sleep and therefore can't focus (new meds aren't great) and this has been going on for at least three years. Nothing we've done has worked, so cold turkey it is.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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We ran into something similar and ended up allowing three books to be on the bed. It's not just reading, but security blanketish almost.

Good luck

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:36 AM (ik2Nw)

61 Axios article from March 29, 2024:
"Scoop: Congress bans staff use of Microsoft's AI Copilot"

The House's Chief Administrative Officer Catherine Szpindor, in guidance to congressional offices obtained by Axios, said Microsoft Copilot is "unauthorized for House use."

"The Microsoft Copilot application has been deemed by the Office of Cybersecurity to be a risk to users due to the threat of leaking House data to non-House approved cloud services," it said.

The guidance added that Copilot "will be removed from and blocked on all House Windows devices."

( URL to article linked under my name for this comment )

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If the goons-in-charge are banning this for their own people, and doing so this quickly, you should have a pretty good idea how much you should trust this "feature", and frankly, this operating system: Not at all.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2024 06:36 AM (O7YUW)

62 I'm sitting on the porch at my sister's place. Nice to not be in a city. Brought my old laptop. It's not connecting to my sister's WiFi. It's not her WiFi. It's an old laptop and the internal adapter is probably dead. Its been acting up for a while now. I ordered an WiFi adapter and that should do. I have a couple already but forgot to bring them with me. Duh.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 06:36 AM (/Djer)

63 Or, I'm using File Explorer. I have a list on the screen of files and their attributes. Why can't I export what I see on the screen to Excel? To export the information on my music files, I have to use a Media Info Exporter that can only be found on a Winter Time Fun Pack CD from eons ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh a
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You could do it on 95.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:36 AM (mP6Ur)

64 What is it about 11 that's so much better than 7?

Windows 7 would permit you to use your computer in the manner that you chose... which is, obviously, incorrect. Windows 11 will allow you to have a Windows PC which looks like a Mac while constantly spying on you and forcing updates which have nothing to do with either stability or security.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 03, 2024 06:37 AM (T7iTv)

65 Infected users also have their keystrokes logged and screen captured in a push to capture banking credentials, usernames, and other sensitive data needed to crack and drain accounts."
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Is this a virus, or just Co-Pilot?

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Copilot, duh. You can't call it a virus when you convince people to pay for it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:37 AM (ik2Nw)

66 Copilot, duh. You can't call it a virus when you convince people to pay for it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:37 AM (ik2Nw)


Vaccines are good for us, right?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 03, 2024 06:38 AM (PiwSw)

67 The Microsoft Copilot application has been deemed by the Office of Cybersecurity to be a risk to users due to the threat of leaking House data to non-House approved cloud services," it said.

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What if I keep the computer in a towel closet and only allow my Mexican maid to access it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (ik2Nw)

68 The Dems are in for it now:

"House Speaker Mike Johnson threatens to rally House Republicans against Trump guilty verdict"

A strongly worded statement is forthcoming.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (vFG9F)

69 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (dg+HA)

70 19 _Sincerely, Not a whizKid

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It's not a terrible idea to remember to prevent discharge of any static electricity before touching the components. Just taking off your shoes and socks goes a long way towards the goal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 05:33 AM (XSAqx)

----
Just to be safe take your pants off too (you are still wearing them from the Book thread right?)

Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Software & Chewware at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (qfLjt)

71 House Speaker Mike Johnson threatens to rally House Republicans against Trump guilty verdict"

A strongly worded statement is forthcoming.
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (vFG9F)

Don't tell me what you're going to do. Tell me what you did.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2024 06:40 AM (BpZ5k)

72 Good Morning

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at June 03, 2024 06:40 AM (ENQN6)

73 Pssst, Mike Johnson. Mike. Hey Mike.

Shut.
It.
Down.

Until you do I assume you're on their side. Just kidding. I already know you're on their side.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:40 AM (ik2Nw)

74 We ran into something similar and ended up allowing three books to be on the bed. It's not just reading, but security blanketish almost.

Good luck

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:36 AM (ik2Nw)

Lol, thanks, but the books she smuggles into her room are omnibii. She saves the small ones for under her instruments when she's run out of material to practice.

Posted by: pookysgirl, now haunted by her librarian grandma at June 03, 2024 06:41 AM (dtlDP)

75 All that erudite discussion on hi-fi/sound systems should have been reserved for this thread.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Audioware, Software & Chewware at June 03, 2024 06:41 AM (qfLjt)

76 And... really, Mikey? You're telling us your immediate reaction to this farce was not to rally your allies? Why? What was the thing you were waiting to see that would have told you "now is the time", that you haven't seen yet?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2024 06:42 AM (BpZ5k)

77
All that erudite discussion on hi-fi/sound systems should have been reserved for this thread.
Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Audioware, Software & Chewware at June 03, 2024 06:41 AM (qfLjt)


You're a deaf loser if you don't have gold speaker cables.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:42 AM (MoZTd)

78 I'm still using Win7 on my main PC. I do have win 10 and 11 systems but they are just to support clients. Most times I just access those systems with remote desktop and don't even have a keyboard or monitor on them. It's like running Win11 on Win 7.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:42 AM (vFG9F)

79 >>>70 19 _Sincerely, Not a whizKid
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It's not a terrible idea to remember to prevent discharge of any static electricity before touching the components. Just taking off your shoes and socks goes a long way towards the goal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Absent religious obedience, name one thing men get from marriage at June 03, 2024 05:33 AM (XSAqx)

----
Just to be safe take your pants off too (you are still wearing them from the Book thread right?)
Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Software & Chewware at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (qfLjt)
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Appreciate all the thoughts but.... I'm trying to buy it.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 06:42 AM (mP6Ur)

80 A strongly worded statement is forthcoming.
Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (vFG9F)
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I remember when the IAEC was sending those to Iraq.

That was about 25 years ago.

Pity they seem to have stopped writing.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 03, 2024 06:43 AM (LZkMk)

81 Whoa there, we can't just go issuing a Strongly Worded Statement without considering all the facts. So I propose we form a Committee to Review the Facts pursuant to the Creation of a Blue Ribbon Committee to Investigate the Possibility of Drafting a Resolution with the Intent of Writing A Strongly Worded Statement.

Posted by: The eGOP at June 03, 2024 06:44 AM (PiwSw)

82 I haven't had a functioning radio in my car in over ten years. I listen to music right on my phone speaker. I am, for all intensive porpoises, an audiophobe.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2024 06:44 AM (BpZ5k)

83 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Serving customers

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 06:45 AM (T4tVD)

84 10 "Mexico has elected Claudia Sheinbaum as its first woman president in landslide."

Green on the outside, red on the inside.

Posted by: 13times at June 03, 2024 05:08 AM (rb1J+)
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Mexico set to elect its first woman president in landslide victory as ruling party declares Claudia Sheinbaum the winner by 'large margin'

https://mol.im/a/13487425

Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Audioware, Software, Vaporware & Chewware at June 03, 2024 06:45 AM (qfLjt)

85
You want help with car fare from a Nigerian:

You'll get your identity stolen, but a nice parting message of 'remain blessed in all modalities".

Nigeria collects 1/3rd of GDP from hackers and scammers.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2024 06:46 AM (RKVpM)

86 Lol, thanks, but the books she smuggles into her room are omnibii. She saves the small ones for under her instruments when she's run out of material to practice.
Posted by: pookysgirl
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Yeah, we ran into that with the DK books with ours. Yes, you can have a book on space. Dangit! Not... But... Look, I know...

The worst part for me is realizing six months later what the obvious answer was.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:46 AM (ik2Nw)

87 Of course we'll need to form a Which Adjectives Are Off The Table subcommittee...

Posted by: Nervous Nellie GOP at June 03, 2024 06:47 AM (dg+HA)

88 {67} ... What if I keep the computer in a towel closet and only allow my Mexican maid to access it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - did anyone ever find one tangible benefit for the male in modern marriage? at June 03, 2024 06:39 AM (ik2Nw)


Just make sure the maid is wiping it (like with a cloth or something) regularly.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 03, 2024 06:48 AM (O7YUW)

89 "Mexico set to elect its first woman president in landslide victory as ruling party declares Claudia Sheinbaum the winner by 'large margin'


Sheinbaum.........not as Hispanic sounding as I would have expected.

I guess Mexico has become more diverse over the years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2024 06:48 AM (isNL8)

90 Experts say that "Trump’s attacks on US justice system after guilty verdict encourage Putin, other autocrats"

And Biden's weakness doesn't? Stupid experts.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:49 AM (vFG9F)

91 Name field test

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at June 03, 2024 06:49 AM (ik2Nw)

92 Experts say that "Trump’s attacks on US justice system after guilty verdict encourage Putin, other autocrats"
-

Okay

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at June 03, 2024 06:49 AM (ik2Nw)

93 "Who?"

"That's what i said."

"What do you mean the new president is a who?"

"Exactly that. She's a Jew."

"Presidente Sheinbaum?"

"Yes. The Jew."

"What the hell does The Who have to do with the new Presidente?!?!"

.....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 03, 2024 06:50 AM (BpZ5k)

94 other autocrats"
-

Wait a minute

Posted by: Moron Robbie - if you can't pick your adjectives, how can you pick your pronouns? at June 03, 2024 06:51 AM (ik2Nw)

95 Experts say that "Trump’s attacks on US justice system after guilty verdict encourage Putin, other autocrats"

And Biden's weakness doesn't? Stupid experts.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 06:49 AM (vFG9F)
---
Just imagine how horrible the world would be without experts to guide us...

Oh, wait. That world would be *amazing*.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 03, 2024 06:53 AM (BpYfr)

96
My sister told me recently someone added his name to her bank account and made some transactions. She looked his name up and he's currently attending some sort of school for cyber security.

Meanwhile her account is frozen and she can't access her money.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2024 06:54 AM (RKVpM)

97
Now every time I go over to Insty, I'm always the 5 billionth visit and I get a prize.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:54 AM (MoZTd)

98 "Mexico set to elect its first woman president in landslide victory as ruling party declares Claudia Sheinbaum the winner by 'large margin'


Sheinbaum.........not as Hispanic sounding as I would have expected.

I guess Mexico has become more diverse over the years.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2024 06:48 AM (isNL

Is it pronounced ShineBum ?

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 06:55 AM (T4tVD)

99 Dr. Anthony Fauci confesses he 'made up' covid rules including 6 feet social distancing and masking kids

tyranny

Posted by: rhennigantx austere religious scholar at June 03, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)

100 90 Experts say that "Trump’s attacks on US justice system after guilty verdict encourage Putin, other autocrats"

And Biden's weakness doesn't? Stupid experts.

Posted by: fd
................................
Experts say; BADORANGEMAN. (Looks thoughtfully in TV camera)

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 06:56 AM (/Djer)

101
I don't think Putin and "other autocrats" need encouragement to have perverted judicial systems.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:56 AM (MoZTd)

102 52
Or, I'm using File Explorer. I have a list on the screen of files and their attributes. Why can't I export what I see on the screen to Excel? To export the information on my music files, I have to use a Media Info Exporter that can only be found on a Winter Time Fun Pack CD from eons ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:26 AM (MoZTd)
----
Open a Command prompt in that folder and type
dir
at the prompt. If you want a file copy then redirect with
dir >Music.txt

Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Audioware, Software, Vaporware & Chewware #01 at June 03, 2024 06:56 AM (qfLjt)

103
Experts say; BADORANGEMAN. (Looks thoughtfully in TV camera)
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 06:56 AM (/Djer)


Old: Red Scare

New: Orange Scare

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 06:56 AM (MoZTd)

104 I know it seems drastic, but she's short on sleep and therefore can't focus (new meds aren't great) and this has been going on for at least three years. Nothing we've done has worked, so cold turkey it is.
Posted by: pookysgirl, now haunted by her librarian grandma

No need to feel bad. Part of being a parent is making those hard unpopular decisions. Reading the news these days I only wish more parents had the courage to make those decisions for their kids.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 06:57 AM (oaGWv)

105
Why do I have a suspicion that my sisters hacker is a 'newcomer' with govmint paid tuition to this cyber security school?

She's in FL which is neck and neck with CA for most hacking.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2024 06:58 AM (RKVpM)

106 97
Now every time I go over to Insty, I'm always the 5 billionth visit and I get a prize.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
------------------------------
You too? Haven't collected your winnings?

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 06:59 AM (/Djer)

107 House Speaker Mike Johnson threatens to rally House Republicans against Trump guilty verdict"
---------

So House Republicans need to be "rallied" against it? Well there it is.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 06:59 AM (lX8VI)

108 Sheinbaum has Jewish parents that immigrated from Bulgaria or some such. She's highly educated and worked as some kind of physicist or engineer.

The opposition tried to make a big deal about all this but it failed. She has a lot of charisma and looks nice.

Posted by: pawn at June 03, 2024 06:59 AM (QB+5g)

109
Nigeria:

50 percent Muslim and 48.1 percent Christian

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2024 07:00 AM (RKVpM)

110
I know it seems drastic, but she's short on sleep and therefore can't focus (new meds aren't great) and this has been going on for at least three years. Nothing we've done has worked, so cold turkey it is.

30-odd years ago, I suffered terribly from insomnia. I got a white sound system that helped a lot.

Then I got married. Now I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere, in any position.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 07:01 AM (MoZTd)

111 Polls show that Americans are losing faith in our military leaders.

https://tinyurl.com/ch48m865

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2024 07:02 AM (isNL8)

112 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 03, 2024 07:03 AM (pVWRI)

113 102 52
Even better, in Terminal window (command prompt)
dir | Export-Csv MusicList.txt

Posted by: Ciampino - Hardware, Audioware, Software, Vaporware & Chewware #02 at June 03, 2024 07:04 AM (qfLjt)

114 Good morning from SC.

I lost faith in military leadership long ago.

Posted by: Rabid Moroccan Donkey with a ruptured asshole at June 03, 2024 07:04 AM (6FvSX)

115 Now every time I go over to Insty, I'm always the 5 billionth visit and I get a prize.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Snort. What do you win? One of those "unsold, never driven 2023 SUVs" that are almost being given away?

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:04 AM (oaGWv)

116 Pookie's second,

Why do you keep her on these drugs if they aren't working?

Posted by: pawn at June 03, 2024 07:06 AM (QB+5g)

117 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 07:06 AM (6FvSX)

118 "Now I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere, in any position. "

You too?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 03, 2024 07:09 AM (isNL8)

119 111 Polls show that Americans are losing faith in our military leaders.

https://tinyurl.com/ch48m865

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
...............................................
BADORANGEMAN!

-The Experts

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 07:10 AM (/Djer)

120 Dog gets me up at 6:00 CDT. Ok. So I have my breakfast and coffee. Now he wants to go back to sleep. Geez.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:11 AM (oaGWv)

121 No need to feel bad. Part of being a parent is making those hard unpopular decisions. Reading the news these days I only wish more parents had the courage to make those decisions for their kids.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 06:57 AM (oaGWv)

-------------

Dennis Prager has a saying & term for this: the most important vitamin parents can give their children is Vitamin N.

Saying "No."

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at June 03, 2024 07:11 AM (bu09+)

122 Two cops were shot in Queens early Monday, allegedly by a 19-year-old Venezuelan migrant they tried to stop on a motorized scooter, police and sources said.

The teen, who has no criminal history in the Big Apple, is a suspect in several current robbery investigations in Queens, NYPD Commissioner Edward Caban said

He has been living at the migrant shelter in the former Courtyard Marriot Hotel near LaGuardia Airport, Caban added.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:11 AM (vFG9F)

123 After a weekend of living the Baltimore dream, and watching the local news...

Even a flatworm would leave.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2024 07:13 AM (isNL8)

124 One foot, two foot, slew foot, drag
Swing your honey to the Sugarfoot Rag
Dig a little jig with a zig and a zag
And listen to the guitar play the Sugarfoot Rag...

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Reed at June 03, 2024 07:13 AM (7rocu)

125 I found the answer in the videos plain.
Description says it has single channel 16GB RAM.
Single channel means - that's it - non upgradeable.
Beelink cust serv could have said that in their response
instead of BS about SSD upgrade.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 07:13 AM (mP6Ur)

126

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 03, 2024 07:14 AM (5hfjS)

127 Taking bets on Bribe'em not running to the microphone with his "no one is above the law" screed if crack boy is convicted.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2024 07:15 AM (T9qCs)

128 If you want to protect yourself in NYC from a 19 year old illegal Venezuelan with a gun, forget it. You are likely to end up dead after being shot by the cops. Better to just stay out of NYC.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:15 AM (vFG9F)

129
It is the responsibility of non-believers to pay the jizya

-- Nigerian scammer

Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 03, 2024 07:15 AM (RKVpM)

130 30-odd years ago, I suffered terribly from insomnia. I got a white sound system that helped a lot.

------------

Speaking of which, suddenly out-of-nowhere a couple of months ago, I now have tinnitus -- a constant ringing in the ears. Ugh, really annoying when I frequently become aware of it.

Being over 29*2, turns out most people I know in their 60s & 70s seem to have it -- and usually the brain eventually compensates and tunes it out for the most part.

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at June 03, 2024 07:17 AM (bu09+)

131 111 Polls show that Americans are losing faith in our military leaders.

https://tinyurl.com/ch48m865

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
-----------------------

How can this be? We've best indoctrinated, inoculated, and frilled military leaders in the world.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 07:18 AM (mP6Ur)

132 The Early Bird Brief is just chocked full of depressing stuff today.

https://tinyurl.com/4yauywts

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2024 07:18 AM (isNL8)

133 "Taking bets on Bribe'em not running to the microphone with his "no one is above the law" screed if crack boy is convicted.
Posted by: Ben Had"

He was turning his life around. There is no sense in prosecuting this victimless crime.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:19 AM (vFG9F)

134 The teen, who has no criminal history in the Big Apple, is a suspect in several current robbery investigations in Queens, NYPD Commissioner Edward Caban said

He has been living at the migrant shelter in the former Courtyard Marriot Hotel near LaGuardia Airport, Caban added.
Posted by: fd

Yeah, there's a picture in the NY Post of 3 cops carrying him away like a big sack of potatoes.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:20 AM (oaGWv)

135 Nood


JJ

Medical update.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 03, 2024 07:21 AM (isNL8)

136 8 months after the fact Schmucky is screaming how evil the hamassoles are and wants the hostages returned the american ones that is. SPIT.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 03, 2024 07:21 AM (T9qCs)

137 96
My sister told me recently someone added his name to her bank account and made some transactions. She looked his name up and he's currently attending some sort of school for cyber security.

Meanwhile her account is frozen and she can't access her money.
Posted by: Divide by Zero
----------

Never put more in your bank account than you need to.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 07:21 AM (mP6Ur)

138 "He has been living at the migrant shelter in the former Courtyard Marriot Hotel near LaGuardia Airport"

"Former" Courtyard Marriott. Now, it's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"" at June 03, 2024 07:23 AM (vFG9F)

139 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 03, 2024 07:28 AM (mUnoX)

140 And in today's news feed:

"Meet Scott Weiner, the Democrat who's challenging the Pelosi legacy."

No, thanks; I don't want to "meet" him. He's a far left wing leftist gay who thinks adults should be able to have sex with kids. It's hard to imagine that anyone could be worse than Pelosi, but he may be it..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 08:54 AM (XkYcA)

141 Misposted. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 08:54 AM (XkYcA)

142 20 "That was Zen, this is Tao"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 03, 2024 05:34 AM (omVj0)

; )

Posted by: m at June 04, 2024 01:02 PM (KpWJP)

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