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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/3/24) Stingy Economy Edition
Quote I “The fact that they can more than likely represent Team USA in the Paralympics but he can’t run in the state meet in high school is unbelievable to me,” Athlete Kade Lubner I have direct experience with the WIAA. It's a group of failed teachers who like sports and lording their power. Thinking outside the box would take their heads out of their asses.
Quote II "My daughter was taken aback by how many rules there were," Anonymous Maryland Mom
Quote III "If the investigation reveals an Islamist motive, then that would be further confirmation of the great danger posed by Islamist acts of violence that we have warned about."G erman interior minister Nancy Faeser
Could there be a Mystery Click? Only curious minds will find out. Hint, "Chop a line, snort a line."
If the free market won't do it. The government surely will. Fvcking millions spent on Shit Studies.
Fed’s multimillion-dollar poop-picking program is expanding, has international ambitions
Waste sampling used during COVID-19 expands to hunt for other threats to human health
Borrowed from Frank Zappa's Billy The Mountain with some appropriate revisions. President Zelensky, Your great country needs you in the armed forces! Why, it's all fair and square, the lottery, you know? Your number came up
You can't go on running like this forever. Listen you Nazi t son-of-a-bitch!
You better get your ass down there for your fuckin' physical.......
Ukraine’s President Zelensky is still pushing for NATO involvement in the war, which would undoubtedly lead to World War III. He mocked NATO for its reluctance. According to Responsible Statecraft, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky chided NATO states this week for their unwillingness to join the fight against Russia directly.We gave you billions, now you want our blood and treasure? Fvck off 3rd rate tyrant.
If you know this 'ette. Tell her Thank You!
An older woman is going viral for wearing a shirt that reads “Jail Fauci” while seated right behind Dr. Anthony Fauci during his hearing at the House Oversight Committee on Monday. The woman was seated just one row behind Fauci and six or seven seats to his left, social media pictures show.
He is not deterred. Bill Gates continues to believe he is God. The real meeting with God should be a hoot.
Bill Gates & WEF Advance Plans for ‘Climate Vaccines’
Just ban them all!
New York to ban smartphones in schools Why do kids even have smartphones in schools? The state is planning to ban them, allowing only dumbphones that allow calls and messaging but not the distracting apps that come with iOS and Android. [Governor Kathy] Hochul said she would launch the bill later this year and take it up in New York's next legislative session, which begins in January 2025. If passed, schoolchildren will be allowed to carry simple phones that cannot access the internet but do have the capability to send texts, which has been a sticking point for parents. She did not offer specifics on enforcing the prohibition.
Born on this day: June 3, 1939 - Ian Hunter
English musician Ian Hunter, vocals, guitar with Mott The Hoople, who had the 1972 UK No.3 & US No.37 single 'All The Young Dudes' which was written for them by David Bowie. Other hits include, 'All the Way from Memphis' and 'Roll Away the Stone'. As a solo artist he had the 1975 UK No.14 single 'Once Bitten twice Shy' and later was one half of Hunter Ronson with Mick Ronson. He wrote the book Diary Of A Rock 'n' Roll Star.
I'm not sure why they didn't think they would win Genius Winner Awards.
Loan-shark couple surrender in naked photos case RACHIN BURI: A married couple operating a private loan agency surrendered to Sri Maha Phot police in Sri Maha Phot district at 1.30am on Monday to answer charges of posting naked pictures of debt defaulters online. The 31-year-old woman and her husband were questioned by Sri Maha Phot station chief Pol Col Mongkol Thopao for an hour. Afterwards, the woman said they were shocked by the situation and were not ready to answer reporters' questions.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 03, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Ciampino - Muzzies again #99 at June 03, 2024 10:03 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: TRex at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (d237H)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (fV0uO)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (v6JzV)
Thank you MisHum.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (f79f5)
Joshua something, was it, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (SkbCO)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Joshua something, was it, MisHum?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
No, I believe it was an 'ette.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
Doesn't everyone?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (llON8)
UConn kid just got all the way to third on a dropped 3rd strike... that was crazy as owl shit.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (fV0uO)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
I don't. Get my Internet from the local cable company using existing residential cable lines. Supposedly decent speeds.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat
Oh! So now we're 'you people'?!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
Doesn't everyone?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (llON
Is that like 6LB Monofilament?
Or are we talking braid like Fireline or Spiderwire?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (U3L4U)
If I had a zillion bucks I'd try to get a T3, just to be obnoxious.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (llON
I have fiber, but it's in the oatmeal I eat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat
Oh! So now we're 'you people'?!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)
To be fair, most of us here have been "you people" for quite some time now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (S6gqv)
Thanks for reminding me why I'm glad I retired.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: davidt at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (SYTee)
I want a a strategic missle strike on EGYPT.
They should have some pain and maybe more.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM (S6gqv)
Wow, we just missed the worst of this. Going to double check the radar to see if we're getting any more tonight.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (llON8)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (niARo)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
No, I believe it was an 'ette.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
(kicks dirt)
Shoot. MisHum didn't get the joke. I work and slave all day trying to say something funny and it falls flat.
(insert sad face here)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
https://tinyurl.com/3ax6734n
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (6FvSX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (TSQkU)
When specifically going for pike, i'm good with 10-12LB Mono with a short leader.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (n3DL0)
And here you been leading us on you were only 29..........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (AWrpC)
Not that other children can't play like that. Just mine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
You know who else was a short leader?
Hey Big B!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Sorry for the late reply, dial up crashed....
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Them bastards are ornery even in the boat. We have more civilized fish here.
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: davidt at June 03, 2024 10:09 PM (SYTee)
Waiting for Paolo. Or, the pool boy.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:12 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Sorry for the late reply, dial up crashed....
Posted by: Some Rat
POTS.
Heh.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)
Them bastards are ornery even in the boat. We have more civilized fish here.
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
Bass?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (Gpxn7)
==
Sorry for the late reply, dial up crashed....
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
I worked for America OnHold in the dial-up era.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (hftn9)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Dial up, you have dial up, luxury!
All I had growing up was a telegraph line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:14 PM (TSQkU)
In a stunning moment today it was decided that Judge Merchan will preside over the false Hunter Biden case...
Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 03, 2024 10:14 PM (rcLES)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 10:14 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 03, 2024 10:03 PM (hOUT3
I’ll follow if I think you’re right and I’ll lead if it’s necessary but I’d rather not do either.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 10:14 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Dial up, you have dial up, luxury!
All I had growing up was a telegraph line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Wow, we only had semaphore, pretty good for blinking our cheats in school.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 10:15 PM (niARo)
Looks like Hunter's young wife has already had a lip job.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 10:15 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:14 PM (TSQkU)
TBH when i fish, i usually fish for those. Tasty panfish.
This year I will not make the annual fishing trip for walleye & northern. Dr. didn't give me the A OK to go this Saturday for a week. Oh well, next year.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:15 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 03, 2024 10:16 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 10:17 PM (SHMXB)
Ah, just tell him to blow it out his . . . . . . . oops, forgot about The Fabulous.
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:17 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: PJ at June 03, 2024 10:18 PM (G1dq6)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (Formerly the artist known as LiS) at June 03, 2024 10:18 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 10:18 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 10:19 PM (6FvSX)
Should be a fun summer ahead.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2024 10:19 PM (uxCna)
UPDATE - The 25-year-old Afghan knife man had been in Germany illegally for nine years. According to local media, his asylum application had already been rejected in 2014. In the meantime, the police officer has died, and X is now censoring the video of the attack in Germany.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 10:19 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 10:19 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Asdid I.
Damn!
Hit my knees.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)
Other people could grow guava here. I couldn’t, though because I kill everything. We do have satsumas rolling out of our ears during their season, so I want to try a Meyer lemon. Maybe that will survive me.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
LOL ** cough *** they were adopted?? :-)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 10:19 PM (XkYcA)
That will be explained after you are loaded onto the busses.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:21 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
The public injects its disposable income to the gov. and assorted hangers on.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:21 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 03, 2024 10:21 PM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/3ax6734n
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)
The Sun link to this story above calls the dead cop a "hero". Where is the heroism here? He saw a goat-raper stabbing a guy, and rushed in and subdues the stabbing victim. That's not the act of a hero. He was either a damned fool, or an accomplice to the perp.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:21 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: lin-duh at June 03, 2024 10:22 PM (PZo5T)
Posted by: Piper
Any chance of you joining Team biden? (smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (SkbCO)
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Yes
KEEP RIGHT
GIVE WAY TO TRAFFIC ON THE LEFT
(in UK and most Commonwealth countries it's the REVERSE)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #01 at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (Formerly the artist known as LiS) at June 03, 2024 10:18 PM (37MVd)
Thanks so much for stepping forward and claiming credit. Once again, I apologize about not keeping better records. Wish I could blame the down under rodents, errr I mean hamsters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Zek at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (MnWjI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Another mRNA poison, what supposedly keeps its victims from farting.
Posted by: JQ at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (njWTi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (bo7UB)
Ugh. No sleep tonight, hot flashes and increased pain. Killmenow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (v4ZRc)
Nothing surprises, anymore. It will be the ultimate irony when he discovers that he is a flawed and misguided mortal. Karma will be a bitch.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 10:24 PM (mH6SG)
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Them bastards are ornery even in the boat. We have more civilized fish here. Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:12 PM (TSQkU)
A splash of straight Vodka or (better) Everclear, into the gills of any fish, is damn near instant death, every time.
If not outright death, the paralysis sure does a good job of faking it while the fish actually finishes dying.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS! (no gills, no paralysis)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2024 10:24 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2024 10:24 PM (7R8bR)
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Lovely photo. Makes me jealous, and I wanna go walk about to see it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 10:24 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (QXQ4l)
LOL ** cough *** they were adopted?? :-)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (n3DL0)
LOL
Thats what I say about my younger brother. That and he was dropped on his head, he wasn't naturally retarded.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
She took us to a roadside restaurant that did a Friday Night Fish fry with Walleye and Perch with fry's all you could eat.
Da BEST!!!
Ever
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 10:25 PM (TDvv2)
The thirst for absolute power is the natural disease of humanity." Thomas Paine
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 03, 2024 10:03 PM
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Precisely. It is essentially the definition of sin. Wanting to be the arbiter of right and wrong.
i.e-- I know right and wrong better than God.
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 10:25 PM (Gpxn7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:21 PM (unvNj)
I suspect there was a tacit agreement that the cops were supposed to let any violence play out, and then to arrest the "far right" actors for their acts of violence, and this would show the protesters that they really shouldn't get out in the real world where people can hurt them.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (AzNrj)
There are too many rocks in the soil to get fiber optics lines from a main road 5 miles away to our house. In terms of bandwidth and cell receptivity we are far from civilization.
The good news is my wife has to shop with slow bandwidth. The Biden economy would end if she had fiber optic links to market.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (bo7UB)
Ugh. No sleep tonight, hot flashes and increased pain. Killmenow.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 10:23 PM (v4ZRc)
My condolences Nurse.
Between 2 knees and 9 surgeries I completely understand.
Take some ice and heap it on your knee and suck down some medicinal booze.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (63Dwl)
A splash of straight Vodka or (better) Everclear, into the gills of any fish, is damn near instant death, every time.
If not outright death, the paralysis sure does a good job of faking it while the fish actually finishes dying.
Jim
That's also how we sorted out the Pledges.
Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (wWqRd)
It's currently 67 degrees, so I think blizzards and ice storms are right out. Bit broad on their forecasting...
Posted by: Moki at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (wLjpr)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)
In which case, the cop was an accomplice. He paid the price.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (unvNj)
“If you can’t grasp the seriousness of this, then you may be marked for depopulation,” Sherman warns
The shots reduce methane emissions in animals, you and me. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)
The yuccas*are* the forest in these parts and they, at times, take on shapes that seem almost human. This sent me on a quest to find one that most perfectly captured that perspective. The fact that it looked it was being robbed by Regular Mexico bandito made it even better. The two beer cans off to the right side were there and completed the scene.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:04 PM (0eaVi)
No, I believe it was an 'ette.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (QXQ4l)
(kicks dirt)
Shoot. MisHum didn't get the joke. I work and slave all day trying to say something funny and it falls flat.
(insert sad face here)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (0eaVi)
* * * *
I think Mis Hum did get the joke and was pulling your leg. Nice Joshua Tree, by the way. They only grow in the Mojave Desert (California, Nevada, Arizona and Utah).
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2024 10:28 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:28 PM (u82oZ)
Looks at glass...seems wasteful. But there is a drunk to the gills reference in this somewhere huh?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)
Ohhhh man. Memories. My young a$$ was banging my way through the secretary pool at the New Orleans Canal St. Marriott. Worked ther as an apprentice boiler / hvac mechanic. Looked umderfed and helpless. They couldn't help it. Don't be mad at them, be mad at me for being that a-hole.
Pre Army, very pre Smash. I've gotten better.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 10:29 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (pZEOD)
You might be marginal for Guava, even though you are warm there. I miss guavas, they don't travel well. One day I am going to build an Orangery and stuff it full of guava trees.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 10:29 PM (D7oie)
CHANGE MY MIND
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (bo7UB)
They are really a type of yucca, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:29 PM (unvNj)
Now that truly is like putting lipstick on a pig.
And reminding the jury that his Daddy always wears an American Flag lapel pin. They all know who his Daddy is.
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2024 10:29 PM (5fDan)
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A friend of mine has had that treatment over the years too and it's worked fairly well for him too.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (ZdexC)
I couldn't imagine wtf those "climate vaccines" were unless it was some sort of analogy. It turns out Bill Gates wants to shoot yet more weird shit into cows. Good god, and of course he and Michelle Obama will keep eating Wagyu hand-fed happy-massaged 1000-thread-count beef themselves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (6FvSX)
A T-37 would be a Tweet. And would be sweet. Annoy the heck out of the neighbors, too.
Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (AWrpC)
Does her husband own stock in a Dumbphone company?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
Looks at glass...seems wasteful. But there is a drunk to the gills reference in this somewhere huh?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
An ice pick or similar tool puncturing the brain.
Slit throat, bleed fish and put in a cooler with ice but not directly touching ice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Grand Inquisitor Miklos at June 03, 2024 10:31 PM (wWqRd)
Once I became aware of it it was absolutely terrifying.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:31 PM (TSQkU)
Posted by: scampydog at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (41CYW)
Line of the week, and equally applicable to Zelensky, Fauci and Biden
Posted by: Ex GOP at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (GpUII)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
That'd send 'em straight to Hordetopia.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (e6UQI)
Gotta give it to the lender; it's an ingenious way to motivate the borrower to repay on time.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (klJTj)
I hope to Hell I don't have to kill him face to face.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (9yXr+)
“If you can’t grasp the seriousness of this, then you may be marked for depopulation,” Sherman warns
The shots reduce methane emissions in animals, you and me. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)
***
Try forcing that on us and there will be some depopulatin' going on.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
The shots reduce methane emissions in animals, you and me. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Piper
============
Bill Gates promised there will be no downstream effects on humans. Then he chewed his cud.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: GWB
I have always yearned for an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator but wow, they are hard to come by.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (WXNFJ)
Slit throat, bleed fish and put in a cooler with ice but not directly touching ice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Shoulda moved to Wisconsin, lotsa lefties there...
But stupid me? Mexico
Posted by: Leon Trotsky at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM (6FvSX)
A T-37 would be a Tweet. And would be sweet. Annoy the heck out of the neighbors, too.
Posted by: GWB at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (AWrpC)
One of the T-37s many nicknames was Converter. Because it converted jet fuel to noise.
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2024 10:33 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 03, 2024 10:33 PM (fV0uO)
Waste sampling used during COVID-19 expands to hunt for other threats to human health"
I believe it was Cal Coolidge who said nothing is more permanent than a temporary government program. Addendum: and it will expand to justify its continued existance.
NIC: Aelishdad
Posted by: Dale Sigler at June 03, 2024 10:33 PM (lBBcD)
Once I became aware of it it was absolutely terrifying.
Posted by: Tonypete at June
We had a great hike there, those trees and other surrounding flora look like Dr. Seuss drew them. But that great big skull rock was very, very cool. I have so many pictures from that trip.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:33 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2024 10:28 PM (U3L4U)
That one's a small little thing. They can get very large with multiple arms.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:33 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (v6JzV)
I do realize this is an open thread.
But, I have no fvcking clue what you are talking about.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)
I hope to Hell I don't have to kill him face to face.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (9yXr+)
Is there a weirder, less wholesome person commenting at the HQ these days?
Posted by: C'mon Already at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (AzNrj)
It's currently 67 degrees, so I think blizzards and ice storms are right out. Bit broad on their forecasting...
Posted by: Moki at June 03, 2024 10:26 PM (wLjpr)
It"s still technically spring, so this Iowan says it's still possible.
Posted by: pookysgirl is used to volatile weather at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (szsmH)
Posted by: Matthew Kant
All my kids would get camera pens.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (niARo)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (TSQkU)
That'd send 'em straight to Hordetopia.
Jim
A Traditional Horde sendoff would be on a burning canoe loaded with ritual firearm items.
Posted by: Miklos may request this at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (wWqRd)
This is now a Civil War.
You can pretend but it is now that's a Thing.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (9yXr+)
Bill Gates promised there will be no downstream effects on humans. Then he chewed his cud.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June
I think he should be the test case for it. And if he happens to blow up from pent up gas, well I guess tragedies happen in the name science.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:36 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 10:36 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 03, 2024 10:33 PM (fV0uO)
You are probably right.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:36 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: C'mon Already'
No, I like to comment and be weird.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:32 PM (9yXr+)
Shoot him in the back?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:37 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bill Grates at June 03, 2024 10:37 PM (mH6SG)
This is now a Civil War.
You can pretend but it is now that's a Thing.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (9yXr+)
The next time you want to inform us of some impending doom, please hold off until the Art Thread. Then you can tell us all where the snipers are.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:37 PM (QXQ4l)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMQu4q0IHPU
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 10:37 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 10:27 PM (37MVd)
* * * *
Thanks for the info! I stand corrected. That yucca looks like a Joshua that has had a turbulent childhood...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 03, 2024 10:37 PM (U3L4U)
Does her husband own stock in a Dumbphone company?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:30 PM (0Htd1)
***
Jeez!
Someone actually sleeps.with that person?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:37 PM (W/lyH)
But it does weird me out for real. I'm baffled about how women I've been with just love the worst possible things about me.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:38 PM (9yXr+)
Zelensky is so screwed. He might as well crawl into his bunker and shoot himself now.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 03, 2024 10:38 PM (JGpCh)
Ice is my friend.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (szsmH)
You're not whining.
I understand the pain aspect.
Glad you got some ice.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:38 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Juan, Pablo, and Achmed at June 03, 2024 10:38 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2024 10:39 PM (7R8bR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Or the Art Bell thread.
Posted by: Miklos may have just seen something at June 03, 2024 10:39 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Bill Grates at June 03, 2024 10:39 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: C'mon Already at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (AzNrj)
Sid? Paul? The other trolls?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Tom Servo
We sat through a Class 1 hurricane while vacationing on the Outer Banks one year. The sound of the wind was such that I had to keep moving around the house during the storm. Checking the windows, doing laundry, vacuuming the carpets( the electricity didn't go out. Miracle of miracles) anything to keep busy so I didn't have to listen to the wind.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 10:40 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 10:40 PM (ZdexC)
The next time you want to inform us of some impending doom, please hold off until the Art Thread. Then you can tell us all where the snipers are.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian'
It's very strange. I've been in a Civil War that tore a country apart and it is eerie. I'm now getting, for no particular reason, Instgram invites that never showed up before. I'm just saying. I recognize at least two of them that I tried to reach out to, years ago, one of whom lives doors away from Obama! So... this is looking very strange to me.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:40 PM (9yXr+)
But the real alarm bells for cattle jabbing is the promotion of prion formation. That's likely the plan here: "oh no, looks like the cows all have prions, sorry, no more beef... oopsie!"
The fix for this is rope. We are way, way into crimes-against-humanity territory here on the medical implications alone, not to mention that in my opinion, "no burgers" is an irreconcilable break in the societal compact. If they do this, either they go or we go; there is no longer a real argument that the burning times will be too steep a price to pay.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:40 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Miklos may request this at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (wWqRd)
Wait a minute!
Can't we at least wrap them in foil with some green onions, lemon slices and a few herbs?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)
Is there a weirder, less wholesome person commenting at the HQ these days?
Posted by: C'mon Already at June 03,
I believe he is writing a book and just sends us random paragraphs. Our responses help him with potential rewrites. I personally look forward to reading all the parts where I tell him stories about my cats. I have to be a main character by now, right?
LenNeal, please make me the most alluring cat lady on the planet. Use that dichotomy as part of the story line. I am thinking something like Angelina Jolie only not as boney. Thanks!
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:41 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
Dial up, you have dial up, luxury!
All I had growing up was a telegraph line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 03, 2024 10:13 PM (hOUT3)
Semaphore flags and binoculars...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 03, 2024 10:41 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:41 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Miklos may request this at June 03, 2024 10:35 PM (wWqRd)
The fish get a firey sendoff, after being properly seasoned, coated with butter and given a splash of lemon, before being wrapped in foil and set on the grill over the hot coals.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 03, 2024 10:42 PM (e6UQI)
The NYSE, Chase Manhattan, all the big banks and their bankers, the best buildings, the best builders, the best lawyers, the best accountants; They control the majority of financial activity (in dollars) of the world. Joe Biden has intruded into territory where he has no standing. This judgement against Trump will not stand.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 10:42 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: C'mon Already at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (AzNrj)
Sid? Paul? The other trolls?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:39 PM (0eaVi)
Mary Cloggenstein?
Posted by: Gref at June 03, 2024 10:42 PM (5fDan)
Good excuse. How many cars were crushed by your M-1 tank?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:22 PM
Only the ones that were there at the time.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 03, 2024 10:42 PM (SkbCO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 10:42 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
You laugh, but when I was taking care of my dad in his home for 3 days at a stretch, I had to use netzero dial up. As I recall, there was an awful sound, like people screaming. Anyway, this site worked pretty well with it. Back then.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
The schwerpunkt of our individual Operational Plans is OPSEC. OPSEC!
But when you are done, I want the Red Army in Berlin 1945 to say "Whoa. That's harsh."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:43 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Piper'
That would be my elderly cat Hissy Fit. She is like, imagine, 'What Ever Happened To Baby Jane', the Movie, but in a cat.
I've also written several books.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:44 PM (9yXr+)
I suspect the crunt governor of NY is banning smartphones not to improve student outcomes and standardized test scores, but rather to prevent students from documenting the behavior of purple-haired groomers masquerading as educators.
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher
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Or from making TikToks of brawls in the halls.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:44 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:44 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:41 PM (9yXr+)
You're supposed to say, Underdog.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender
Vodka mixes with so many beverages. In my college days, even Koolaid.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Concerned Woman of Brattleboro at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:40 PM (NwuoC)
It would be a real pity if the field teams going out to the farms and ranches to inject those cattle had a rash of motor vehicle accidents.
Posted by: Juan, Pablo, and Achmed at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (unvNj)
179 Sorry for the late reply, dial up crashed....
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:11 PM (vJiyU)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
You laugh, but when I was taking care of my dad in his home for 3 days at a stretch, I had to use netzero dial up. As I recall, there was an awful sound, like people screaming. Anyway, this site worked pretty well with it. Back then.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:43 PM (0Htd1)
Oh I remember the dial up era with 3 younger daughters
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (ynpvh)
Asdid I.
Damn!
Hit my knees.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:20 PM (W/lyH)
Same here...Morning Report is how I started my 'work' day for the last ten or so years before I retired on April 30 this year.....
btw did I mention I retired on April 30th....?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: C'mon Already at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (AzNrj)
Sid? Paul? The other trolls?
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I'm right here....
*sorry, couldn't help myself*
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (MsrgL)
the real alarm bells for cattle jabbing is the promotion of prion formation. That's likely the plan here: "oh no, looks like the cows all have prions, sorry, no more beef... oopsie!"
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What are prions? Like poison pills? Parasites?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Miklos has an autographed copy of the Original *preens* at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: LRob in OK
Bluegills and perch are yummy, but I don't fish. A store near me has them, and IIRC they are about $15 per pound.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)
Ugh. No sleep tonight, hot flashes and increased pain. Killmenow.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Yeah. Steroids can be nasty. Hubby had to take them for his back pain a couple of times. His personality would change while he was on them and not for the better.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I think it should be noted that I was open carrying a big ass 9mm that day because of all the damn illegal aliens that are invading the area; the number of Border Patrol and their blue cop lights out in the desert is reminiscent of being in a culturally enriched big city.
Another note, is I expended exactly the same amount of effort getting the pic as as every other landscape painter/photographer I have ever studied. This means I was very likely hung over from drinking the night before which meant if I had to walk more than 50' from the car for a photograph it wasn't happening. Landscape photographers like leaving the impression they hiked 50 miles into the wilderness to get a pic and had to fight with a grizzly bear. They don't.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: Juan, Pablo, and Achmed at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (unvNj)
Or simple never returned.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 10:08 PM
Sometimes God also moves in non-mysterious ways!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (HlyYF)
I was a bit stupified. WHY?
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (9yXr+)
Good evening, dedicated Morons. Can you hear the chorus of frogs after the latest rains? Amazing. (I did *not* let Daisy dog go after the fat frog on the front porch tonight.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - present at June 03, 2024 10:48 PM (34hhn)
Posted by: Juan, Pablo, and Achmed at June 03, 2024 10:45 PM (unvNj)"
Is that what we're calling it now, bahahah
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:48 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:48 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: PabloD at June 03, 2024 10:48 PM (ZiRUh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (r+D9/)
Prions are mis-folded protein molecules. And they fuck up the brains of those infected. Creutzfeld-Jakob disease (humans), mad cow disease, and chronic wasting disease (deer).
Posted by: Juan, Pablo, and Achmed at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (sJHOI)
Posted by: TRex at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (d237H)
Prions are the cause of "Mad Cow Disease." It is regarded as bad stuff.
I could not donate blood for decades, because I was deployed to the Mediterranean when prions was active in Europe. Just on the off chance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I haven't had lake perch in forever. I'm starting to get hungry just thinking about them.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 10:10 PM
The only appropriate caliber for a T line, is one that starts with a 4!
(Did I just cross the streams?)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 10:50 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Ellie Mae and Granny at June 03, 2024 10:50 PM (wWqRd)
LenNeal, please make me the most alluring cat lady on the planet. Use that dichotomy as part of the story line. I am thinking something like Angelina Jolie only not as boney. Thanks!
Posted by: Piper
Are you wearing a Burger King crown?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 10:50 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Miklos has an autographed copy of the Original *preens* at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
And a lingering silence befalls the Horde.
I was here when v1 was...conceived...
I don't think bluebell will ever forgive.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:50 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:50 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (sJHOI)
Follow us for recipes!
Posted by: Jon Townsend, Kent Rollins, Max Miller at June 03, 2024 10:51 PM (0eaVi)
(Psst. Drill for more treasure, like black gold, and knock down the oil price, and watch less spewing of blood because Russia can’t afford to be in Ukraine any longer. Go after Russia’s CoG, which requires NOTHING of the military, watch them retreat.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:51 PM (8sMut)
I just caught up with JJ's note and it really has me a bit wet-eyed. That friend of mine who just passed had a brain infection. It's strange, but I look back at those weeks before he passed as happy. They were desperate at the time, but... he was still with us. We were all at his side. We all sat in his room. JJ's family and friends have a precious time of intense unity and love ahead of them. I'm still hoping for a miracle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:51 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Another excuse to use us as guinea pigs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 10:51 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (r+D9/)"
Mis-folded proteins that prompt other, properly folded ones to misfold in a sort of terrifying ICE-9 kind of train wreck. Think mad cow disease, scrapie, Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease. They are 100% fatal when they cause a disease, no exceptions, although it may take years. Worse yet, normal medical sterilization doesn't do jack shit - autoclaves, normal sorts of cleaning chemicals. You need incineration.
What they are fucking around with here has extinction potential - on top of the half dozen ways to cause cancer.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I love the 'Ettes of course, but Ima thinking no one qualifies for Sweet Poly Purebred.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)
This is in a place where I had little way out. If I piss someone off I just don't get to leave.
So anyway. Yes, I'm checking in.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (9yXr+)
Bluebell was on the Food thread for two years later, to keep Weasel honest.
She has some funny stories about putting the Deplorable Cookbook together.
One is: they expected 125 recipes. They got over 650.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (Gpxn7)
Posted by: Miklos has an autographed copy of the Original *preens* at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
The V2 will rocket up the sales charts!
Posted by: Werner Von at June 03, 2024 10:53 PM (0eaVi)
Prions are the cause of "Mad Cow Disease." It is regarded as bad stuff.
I could not donate blood for decades, because I was deployed to the Mediterranean when prions was active in Europe. Just on the off chance.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
I never knew about that restriction until I tried giving blood at a blood drive at an AF school. I lived in Germany as a kid, so NOPE!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:53 PM (8sMut)
Blonde Morticia
Prions are the cause of "Mad Cow Disease." It is regarded as bad stuff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
==========
Ahh. They don't occur in crickets, I take it. Or the Wagyu Beef that Bill will dine on.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 10:53 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 03, 2024 10:53 PM (sJHOI)
I was here when v1 was...conceived...
I don't think bluebell will ever forgive.
Posted by: Diogenes
My brilliant and amusing idea for Moronopoly remains....a distant dream.
Posted by: Miklos did not get RICH at June 03, 2024 10:53 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:15 PM
Sorry to hear that MisHum.
However the health benefits of fishing with good friends >>>> modern pharmaceuticals!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
Not my favorite memory but yes, I did tell that story! I also have much less savory stories from female friends.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: TRex at June 03, 2024 10:49 PM (d237H)
On the bright side, we aren't hearing about the tastiness of fast food while posting from mommy's basement.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:31 PM (WXNFJ)
I have my tinnitus to keep me warm. Actually can’t imagine what silence is
Posted by: javems at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (8I4hW)
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And download a ton of fiddle music onto your iPod.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #02 at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.'
Not my favorite memory but yes, I did tell that story! I also have much less savory stories from female friends.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (9yXr+)
Seriously, keep them to yourself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (QXQ4l)
I would like that. I would like to head this off.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: TRex
Click on Settings | gpu | multi-threading.
*reboot*
Then you can follow up to n concurrent conversations in near real time.
*#3 will blow your kind*
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (MsrgL)
Posted by: somedood
Oh you know there'll be an unvaxed, purebred herd somewhere for the use of the elites.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (WXNFJ)
Why, I thought they all did?!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 10:56 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:54 PM (9yXr+)
Maybe you could include them in your book and not on the ONT?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 10:56 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 10:56 PM (MsrgL)
My take is it is another Leftist boogyman blown out of proportion.
Just put cows on the prairie, happily eating grass.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:56 PM (u82oZ)
Seriously, keep them to yourself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian'
Women will tell you CRAZY stories.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:56 PM (9yXr+)
One is: they expected 125 recipes. They got over 650.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (u82oZ)
I recall that. It was a fun time.
And I (*buffs nails on lapel*) have a recipe in the book!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 10:56 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Miklos has an autographed copy of the Original *preens* at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
The V2 will rocket up the sales charts!
Posted by: Werner Von
And explode on the Culinary scene!
Posted by: Justin Miklos-Wilson GA-RON-TEES at June 03, 2024 10:57 PM (wWqRd)
So all of this foul crap in the shots isn't just "staying in the arm", and they knew full well it wasn't going to "stay in the arm"
Rope. Lots of rope. You will hear a lot more about these things in the future unless they kick off the big one first, whether on purpose or accidentally.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:57 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I never knew about that restriction until I tried giving blood at a blood drive at an AF school. I lived in Germany as a kid, so NOPE!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
But now, if you are a butt pirate, you can give.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:57 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
And now HIV positive sexually active homosexual men can donate blood, as long as they have an undetectable viral load.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 10:57 PM (x9IIA)
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:52 PM (NwuoC)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Project Blue at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian'
Women will tell you CRAZY stories.
Posted by: LenNeal
I assume LenNeal is a "they"
Posted by: with Geometric Logic at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (8sMut)
Yes. It desperately needs more research. If a catalyst could be invented which would cleave mis-folded proteins at the site of the fold, that might break them into harmless junk which the body could excrete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (unvNj)
It turns the human brain into a sponge. Then the breath stops.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM (vJiyU)"
That's a funny way of talking about my harem after I'm a warlord.
I'm only half joking, because the wife has signed off on the deal already.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (NwuoC)
https://tinyurl.com/5y8anfa5
More of our taxes going elsewhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #03 at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
Why aren't you out there with some gloves, work boots and a chainsaw?
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (iruKY)
Amateurs.
Posted by: Project Blue at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (8sMut)
I’ll just make my way to Las Vegas then. And will invite Nadine. How I love to love Nadine.
Posted by: Randall Flagg at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Diogenes
Well, my wife and I have two recipes in the book.
Nyah. **sticks tongue out at Diogenes**
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 10:55 PM
I predict that herd will be located ... right in the middle of Bill Gates' land holdings!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Undetectable Viral Load would be a terrible band name.
Oh wait....
Posted by: and during Pride Month! at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: nerdygirl
--------------------------
That was before the HQ got all its bells and whistles.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: TRex at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (d237H)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:00 PM (9yXr+)
https://mol.im/a/13487827
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #04 at June 03, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (iruKY)
Stay inside and leave this to the professionals like us.
Posted by: Hero In Blue at June 03, 2024 11:00 PM (8sMut)
Nyah. **sticks tongue out at Diogenes**
Posted by: NaCly Dog
HAH! Child's play!! I have eight.
A few are even edible!!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 11:00 PM (WXNFJ)
Also tossing my dollars at the felon too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
If my liberal sister in law and brother bring up Trump my response is, " I don't care about Stormy Daniels, or the things he says, I will always vote for him over any liberal or democrat out there. " If they ask me why I tell them all about my suburb, which now has a lot of apartment buildings with the accompanying single mommas, and their thug sons.
Thursday there were reports of gunshots 2-3 blocks from my house. Reports of gunshots are now fairly common.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
Kelli Kay @KelliKayK
Banned Corona beer commercial 😂
https://tinyurl.com/ny8hdwut
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (ZdexC)
My brilliant and amusing idea for Moronopoly remains....a distant dream.
Posted by: Miklos did not get RICH
Do not pass GO
https://tinyurl.com/2p9rds7s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
https://mol.im/a/13490437
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #05 at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Jen the original at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (0jaPk)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (SHMXB)
I LOVE HIM AND CAN SAVE HIM!!!
Posted by: Typical chick response at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (8sMut)
It turns the human brain into a sponge. Then the breath stops.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM
C'mon man.
This is the ONT, not Biden's latest medical report!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (SHMXB)
And that's just Monday!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:02 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: polynikes'
Hence my last explosion. I'm not a Good Person but I'm not Hunter Biden.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:02 PM (9yXr+)
I was a bit stupified. WHY?
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (9yXr+)
Well, umm…. Did you? Any particularly memorable?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 11:02 PM (S6gqv)
I have my tinnitus to keep me warm. Actually can’t imagine what silence is
Posted by: javems
I finally convinced the VA to provide hearing aids....
The bastards sent me a bluetooth speaker with a micro sd card rharpt has white noise for suppressing the tinnitus.
The real hearing aids should be delivered to the local clinic around the 4th week of June. Probably amplify the damned ringing and suppress the human voice. Typical government eficiency
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 11:02 PM (MsrgL)
A few are even edible!!
Posted by: Tonypete
Can you suggest something for Wednesday night?
Posted by: Lutheran Hot Dish Lady at June 03, 2024 11:02 PM (wWqRd)
Also tossing my dollars at the felon too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
If my liberal sister in law and brother bring up Trump my response is, " I don't care about Stormy Daniels, or the things he says, I will always vote for him over any liberal or democrat out there. " If they ask me why I tell them all about my suburb, which now has a lot of apartment buildings with the accompanying single mommas, and their thug sons.
Thursday there were reports of gunshots 2-3 blocks from my house. Reports of gunshots are now fairly common.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:00 PM (0Htd1)
Some streets of San Diego have "Tweakers" moving about. Most areas have tons of homeless. Don't remember things this bad a decade ago.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (unvNj)"
We just basically threw in the towel mid way through the space race and then spent 50 years flinging money at retards, criminals, and the terminally lazy, while throwing open the border to the third world. I would not count on anyone in our civilization developing anything.
What we have now is indistinguishable from the start of a new dark age. We just don't know if we're going to pull out or not. Or, honestly, if it's possible this far along.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:03 PM (NwuoC)
Documentation on the one's worn by the Marines at Tripoli could be helpful.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 11:03 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 10:59 PM (SHMXB)
Low self-esteem.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:03 PM (QXQ4l)
My Best Man Chris and I, instead of some drunk debacle with people I barley knew in Vegas, went instead camping in Joshua Tree for 2 nights of a drunk debacle which capped with a chimney slot climb at night (some climbing folks would say a V-4c attempt) with a lit Coleman gas lantern at about 350 ft vertical to top of the rock and alot of screaming and yelling.
I blacked out mid decent but somehow made it back to our campsite.
The next morning, hung over in the worst possible way...I semi-crawled out of my tent and saw a group of German tourists standing next to their tents with cups of coffee...staring at me and shaking their heads like they had seen something very scary.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 11:03 PM (TDvv2)
I had a similar reaction this morning when JJ announced the severity of the situation. Your comment about the time before your friend passed as being happy also resonates with me. My Aunt was diagnosed with cancer and she decided to refuse treatment - the quality of whatever time was left to her was far more important than the length of the time. She was utterly calm and that steadied all of us and changed the nature of her passing to something life affirming. I often reflect on that now that I in OT part of my life and hope I find such serenity.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:03 PM (37MVd)
https://mol.im/a/13490223
Not a peep from the White House.
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #06 at June 03, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 11:04 PM (8sMut)
I'm only half joking, because the wife has signed off on the deal already.
Posted by: somedood
"The White Plague" by Frank Herbert (yep that one)
transitorily looks at that scenario. An ok read, not earth shaking, but a good airplane book.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 11:04 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Miklos did not get RICH
Do not pass GO
https://tinyurl.com/2p9rds7s
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 11:01 PM (63Dwl)
It would sell if you take out the Go square and replace it with Gas. That way every player can pass gas. The kids will dig it!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 11:05 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #06 at June 03, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
Too busy celebrating.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 11:05 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 11:05 PM (9HIva)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (9yXr+)
Because he was your sponsor for baptism and instead of going to the priest privately for confession her blurted this out then?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (XkYcA)
Thanks for doing the ONT, MisHum.
So many prayers for J.J and his family.
Night, y’all.
Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Hunter B. at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (wWqRd)
And now HIV positive sexually active homosexual men can donate blood, as long as they have an undetectable viral load.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Undetectable by what, the naked eye?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Jen the original'
In fact I'm not anything. I've been married twice, the second time 13 years to a Jewish woman. I've never been a 'player' as I was a drug financier. I'm good at what I do.
I liked being married. Very much enjoyed the construct.
I did not do what my brother did and fuck anything with a pulse. I find that vulgar and gauche.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Miklos has an autographed copy of the Original *preens* at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
The V2 will rocket up the sales charts!
Posted by: Werner Von
And explode on the Culinary scene!
Posted by: Justin Miklos-Wilson GA-RON-TEES at June 03, 2024 10:57 PM (wWqRd)
***
And as with any good moron recipe, the food will have you flying high with fire coming out your ass!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (iruKY)"
Too many people don't even own a socket set, so good luck if you think they'll have a chain saw, spare chains, gas, oil, and know how to use it.
I have spare bars too. Shit happens.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (NwuoC)
Or just leave.
Posted by: Notorious BFD'
Complain to Ace and have be banned again.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: screaming in digital
MIND THE GAP
Posted by: Your genial Guide Miklos at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (XkYcA)
Safetyism rules. And will rule.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (ZtgZZ)
That is a pretty funny commercial. Thanks.
In town there is a local liquor store named "Beer Goggles". Seem appropriate for a University town.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:08 PM (u82oZ)
Something along the lines of she gets out of Africa and he gets
a beard.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 11:08 PM (5LFjM)
Safetyism rules. And will rule.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (ZtgZZ)"
What is some lard-assed karen going to do when little Aiden calls, anyways?
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:08 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Your genial Guide Miklos at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (wWqRd)
---
Terrifying announcement just came on: there is a larger gap than usual at the next station!
Not my stop though
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 11:09 PM (9HIva)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:09 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: polynikes
Money. Money. Money.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 11:09 PM (158Wx)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 11:05 PM (9HIva)
London calling, yes, I was there too, and you know what they say, well some of it was true! London calling at the top of the dial, and after all this, won’t you give me a smile! London calling…
- The Clash
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 11:09 PM (8sMut)
Maybe you can help Nurse out with her left knee issue.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (9yXr+)
Lahaina really needs to change its name to "Gaza".
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Mr Gaga
My kids insisted on having cell phones when they attended middle school and high school. Their main reason was "but what if something happens?"
I told them the police would have no problem getting ahold of me in case it was real bad.
They didn't get them.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
"My daughter was taken aback by how many rules there were,"
__________
Kids were considered expendable back when I was one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (MoZTd)
Not my stop though
Posted by: screaming in digital
Darleen ain't there neither
Posted by: As far as Miklos knows at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (wWqRd)
Sounds like a great market for unvaxxed beef and poultry...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (8sMut)
Friend of mine died of that many years ago. Terrible disease. Haven't some people claimed that a certain drug commonly used for dogs is effective against human cancers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (unvNj)
I know it looks dire, but there are some people who have done well for years after all of the tumor was removed. Pillage Idiot told me that today.
Fuck Cancer!!!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: javems
-----------
TINN-ehtuss
Or Tin-EYE-tuss?
Discuss
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (bo7UB)
But now, if you are a butt pirate, you can give.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 10:57 PM
---
How Did We Find Out About AIDS In The Blood Supply. -- Isaac Asimov
(posthumous)
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (Gpxn7)
Posted by: screaming in digital
"All right kids this next car is said to be haunted by "the tourist" she's benign, but never changes trains..."
Posted by: Some Rat at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (vJiyU)
Wish me luck. He didn't earn it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (MsrgL)
Suck it Detroit!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:12 PM (W/lyH)
Undetectable by what, the naked eye?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (r+D9/)
__________
No, silly. They run the blood through a mask to trap all the viruses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 11:12 PM (MoZTd)
Wish me luck. He didn't earn it.
Posted by: BifBewalski at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (MsrgL)"
Like I said, start of a new dark age
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:12 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (iruKY)"
Too many people don't even own a socket set, so good luck if you think they'll have a chain saw, spare chains, gas, oil, and know how to use it.
I have spare bars too. Shit happens.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (NwuoC)
If there is power out and lots of trees down.
Unless your a professional stay the fuck out of the way of live wires and the utility company doing their thing.
They don't want you in there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: javems
-----------
TINN-ehtuss
Or Tin-EYE-tuss?
Discuss
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (bo7UB)
Yeah, have them. And floaters (not floaties--that's a different problem).
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Miklos and Cleetus at June 03, 2024 11:13 PM (wWqRd)
Undetectable by what, the naked eye?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (r+D9/)
__________
No, silly. They run the blood through a mask to trap all the viruses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 11:12 PM (MoZTd)
Sounds legit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Ummmm...if they are destined to die, seems to me their emissions will be...ahhh...zero.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (9yXr+)
That qualifies you for an upgraded membership on the Book Thread.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (0eaVi)
Fani Willis suffers another setback that ensures Trump won't face trial in Georgia until AFTER the election
https://mol.im/a/13490437
Posted by: Ciampino
===========
That's hilarious. She was tasked with maneuvering Trump off the ballot in some number of states and she FAILED. Her taskmasters are finding out what happens when your field general is a DEI Barbie.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I do
Doesn't actually have to happen
Posted by: E. Jean Carroll, with aquisitive eye at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (wWqRd)
I was rather upset when my Jewish wife tried to tell me it was just a Cosmic Thing-ey and she was sick of my face and it didn't really matter and she was going.
Our child flipped out.
It took years to get our child back to anything resembling healthy.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (9yXr+)
VACATION!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 11:15 PM (9HIva)
Thank you for yet another pleasing ONT.
Sorry you do not get to go fishing this year. But there will be future happiness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:15 PM (u82oZ)
Ummmm...if they are destined to die, seems to me their emissions will be...ahhh...zero.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
If Bill Gates killed himself, that would eliminate all the CO2 and methane emissions from his diet and travels.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (r+D9/)"
Currently rather relevant - it *appears* that a lot of blood/blood products that got rejected due to HIV/hepatitis testing in the US, instead of being destroyed mighta, kinda, oops been bought by NHS over in the UK for 30 years, during which they deliberately hid all the people getting sick and dying.
In addition to just sourcing blood from populations in the US that are normally were not allowed to give blood.
But generally speaking you should now assume the blood supply is just unsafe, period. Between HIV, hepatitis, and who the fuck knows what from the covid jabs. What a lot of non-moonbat health pros will tell you is: Don't Get Sick.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:16 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
---------
Ditto for his ugly girlfriend.
WIN WIN
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:16 PM (bo7UB)
Our child flipped out.
It took years to get our child back to anything resembling healthy.
Posted by: LenNeal
__________
"Kids are resilient" is the excuse we give when we do whatever we want.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 11:16 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: nurse ratched
I read somewhere months ago, probably in the Daily Mail, that she's from South Africa and involved in film production. She thought she was marrying into some big important political dynasty like the Kennedys. I'm guessing she found out the truth a little too late or maybe she just doesn't care. Who knows. There's probably a book in there if the marriage breaks up.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 11:17 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 11:17 PM (9HIva)
There you were, sinking into quicksand, and only stinking nettles to grasp.
When suddenly, a superhero rescued you.
Lois Lane, is that you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 03, 2024 10:41 PM (QGaXH)
You 1%ers and your fancy technology.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at June 03, 2024 11:17 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian'
Nurses' problem is between .451 and .452, also maybe running white lithium grease instead of gun oil on her alloy 1911. It might help with the galling.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:17 PM (9yXr+)
The Russians made it very clear: they did not want NATO on their lawn. But NATO has done nothing but expand to where they are surrounding Russia.
Read a quick history of Russia/Ukraine. They are like cojoined twins and have been for damn near a thousand years.
Basically, they are not our circus, not our monkeys.
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 03, 2024 11:18 PM (zbGp6)
Hello again from the train to London. Traveling solo on my return journey. I have successfully navigated one train change. I think.
Posted by: screaming in digital
===========
With any luck, Hostel VII won't be "based on a true story."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:18 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (8sMut)
Friend of mine died of that many years ago. Terrible disease. Haven't some people claimed that a certain drug commonly used for dogs is effective against human cancers?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 11:11 PM (unvNj)
I've seen claims for horse paste, possibly in combination with fenbendazole (sp???).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 11:19 PM (llON8)
You want flaming bagpipes? Here you go.
https://youtu.be/K-Op1Mng4oY
You want a percussion orchestra? Here you go.
https://youtu.be/SYSxOj6W7IQ
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:19 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: Miklos was a fan at June 03, 2024 11:21 PM (wWqRd)
And the Mother Protectorate Fish & Game in Commiefornia canceled the Salmon Season once again for 2 years running.
Keep voting Democrate...HEY...MAYBE we should all put up Gov. Gruesom instead of FJP For Tyrant in Chief.
Why not.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 11:21 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: javems
Same here. Funny thing though. I have discovered it goes away when riding on a chair lift while skiing. The ten minutes of silence is just awesome. Spoke to the doc about that and we could not figure out the physics.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:21 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:16 PM (NwuoC)
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What a disaster. I'd ask if I can bank my own blood against future emergencies, but I'm sure they'd lose it or mislabel it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:10 PM (9yXr+)
That qualifies you for an upgraded membership on the Book Thread.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
I use flames and poison. What do I win?
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (TDvv2)
Thank you for yet another pleasing ONT.
Sorry you do not get to go fishing this year. But there will be future happiness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:15 PM (u82oZ)
Thanks Salty.
I have to heal so I can attend the TXMoMe this year.
Helena Handbasket will make me brownies,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 11:19 PM (llON
I think fenbendazole is the one that I was thinking of.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (37MVd)
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes that ends with '..now where's that eskimo woman I gotta wrassle...'
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 03, 2024 11:23 PM (QGaXH)
VACATION!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Or like there's a radio broadcast coming from the next room. I think mine was psychosomatic because I experienced it when trying to deal with my husband's dementia. Haven't had any symptoms for many months now.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 11:23 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: screaming in digital'
Kid is at her Other Family right now doing wisdom teeth yanks, seems to be doing okay. I'm hearing from her she likes that she's not 'scared all the time'.
That pack lives in one of the wealthiest places in THE WORLD and refuses to own guns and votes Democrat.
Who saved you when they tried to kill you?!
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:23 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: screaming in digital
Ye Olde House of Waffles was founded in 1477 in Waddling-on-Forth
Posted by: Miklos suddenly thinks that degree in History was worthwhile at June 03, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd)
He thinks he's some genius thinker when he's just an unscrupulous code thief
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 11:23 PM (Ka3bZ)
This is what actually makes me quite optimistic about the future.
We're not dealing with Bond villains here - we are dealing with a bunch of mediocrities who got their jobs through connections, not competence, whatever their skin color.
I look at Brennan, Comey, Mueller, McCabe, Wray, et. al., and ask myself: these are the people who were running the intelligence establishment?
Really?
You couldn't find anyone more competent?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2024 11:24 PM (uxCna)
==
Too many people don't even own a socket set, so good luck if you think they'll have a chain saw, spare chains, gas, oil, and know how to use it.
I have spare bars too. Shit happens.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:07 PM (NwuoC)
If there is power out and lots of trees down.
Unless your a professional stay the fuck out of the way of live wires and the utility company doing their thing.
They don't want you in there.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:12 PM (QXQ4l)
From what I've seen you want to stay *well* away from any downed lines or things hanging on them, as they can have unexpected range. OTOH I would think there would be plenty of clearing work away from anything zappy, which could help let the power company types get where they need to go.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 11:24 PM (llON8)
It is a hegemonic power thing among the twisted and corrupt insiders in the US Government.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:25 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 11:25 PM (mH6SG)
IF? A Muslim stabbing people at an anti-Muslim event.
Hmm...maybe he just didn't like their German accents or something and went home to get his knife?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 11:25 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM
Saw the Go-Go's open for Bowie at Anaheim in '83.
Awesome show!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:25 PM (HlyYF)
Undetectable by what, the naked eye?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:06 PM (r+D9/)
__________
No, silly. They run the blood through a mask to trap all the viruses.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at
Omg. Lol.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 11:26 PM (158Wx)
Posted by: Miklos
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I did go to one of several coffee shops in Oxford that claims to be the oldest coffee shop in Europe
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 11:26 PM (9HIva)
VACATION!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Or like there's a radio broadcast coming from the next room. I think mine was psychosomatic because I experienced it when trying to deal with my husband's dementia. Haven't had any symptoms for many months now.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 11:23 PM (oaGWv)
I do the tinnitus canceling vids when the ringing gets too loud. People who don’t have tinnitus would pull their hair out listening to these vids and for me it’s comforting.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:26 PM (SHMXB)
The right people are getting paid, the right people are getting to avoid their blackmail material being revealed, and the normie Christians are getting killed.
Posted by: 18-1 at June 03, 2024 11:27 PM (ibTVg)
Helena Handbasket will make me brownies,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (QXQ4l)
Just be sure to check them first.
Posted by: Barney Miller at June 03, 2024 11:27 PM (0eaVi)
Be good y'all.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:27 PM (W/lyH)
Good night all.
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 03, 2024 11:28 PM (7R8bR)
Hope he has fun talking to Kamala.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 03, 2024 11:28 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM
I use flames, poison, a swather, and cattle.
A good grass field is a thing of beauty!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:28 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Notorious BFD'
I recommend the Reddit thread, Techgore. It leads to more great threads.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:28 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 11:24 PM (llON
In my last job I learned plenty about storm damage from the municipalities and utilities POV
They really don't want you to get in the way of them working.
Fine to work on your own property. Or in neighboring yards once power is restored.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 03, 2024 11:29 PM (QXQ4l)
Lots done today, lots to do tomorrow. Good night, Hordians. I don't want to wake up and find this place looking like the wreck of the Hesperus.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 11:29 PM (MoZTd)
Basically, they are not our circus, not our monkeys.
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at June 03, 2024 11:18 PM (zbGp6)"
True, not our circus or monkeys, but the Ukrainians have always hated the shit out of the Russians and for good reason. This isn't a lover's spat, it's the guy off his meds who keeps beating his ex because he "loves" her. If there is any doubt, just go watch Russian state directed media talking about how it's regrettable that the Ukrainians keep struggling, and now might just have to all be liquidated.
As to why DC is involved - it's because they (with a silent assent from China) tried their damnedest to tee the whole war up in the first place. It was an objectively retarded move for Russia but excellent for the western left and for China. Russia could have used other methods for this, although objectively speaking there was probably ZERO chance of most of Eastern Europe not making an alliance, NATO or not. They also hate Russia with good reason.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:29 PM (NwuoC)
May you all fall into a quick, deep, and pain-free sleep. With epic dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: polynikes
And it's not like he's a Kennedy, or something.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:31 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: polynikes'
Worst for me was running machines inside a building for almost two days. I was utterly deaf for a week. I could not hear anything for two days and then nothing but buzzing sounds. I was functionally deaf for a month.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:31 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
You can do that. Depending on the surgery and your needs, people can bank their own blood six weeks prior.
If you're in a car wreck or get shot or something and lose a lot of blood, I guess you get what you get.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 11:31 PM (158Wx)
Does whale taste like chicken? I mean why else would anyone want to hunt them. I'll bet they're gamey.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
And wake up with both kidneys?
Posted by: Miklos might be asking for a lot at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM
I use flames, poison, a swather, and cattle.
A good grass field is a thing of beauty!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:28 PM (HlyYF)
Works great on pests, too.
https://youtu.be/LzApW0WsVfs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (r+D9/)"
You can try to do this before procedures, or have family do it - it's possible short term. But yes, they do in fact make screw things up sometimes. I've seen one firsthand with my immediate family.
Also heard some talk recently about the Aussies or NZ seizing custody of kids when parents started making noise about banking blood for them before procedures.
We don't talk here a whole lot about the magnitude of what is going on in the medical world but it probably is going to dwarf the significance of anything since WW2, at least until WW3 really gets rolling. I think plan C for dealing with Trump is probably breaking the MSM embargo but then trying him to shots with the "operation warp speed" thing.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:34 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
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Pilot whales are gamey. Blue whales taste like mutton.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:34 PM (bo7UB)
Does whale taste like chicken? I mean why else would anyone want to hunt them. I'll bet they're gamey.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
Most logical premise in The Matrix.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:34 PM (SHMXB)
Does whale taste like chicken? I mean why else would anyone want to hunt them. I'll bet they're gamey.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
They are what the eat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:35 PM (ynpvh)
I ask: is the Universe finite, or infinite? It's an important question, and one the Ukes elected Zelensky to solve, which he has not.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:35 PM (9yXr+)
It was great fun, and a couple of teachers were avid fishermen themselves. I think they enjoyed watching our endeavors as much as we did. BTW, my dad was the principal at that school....and my mom one of the teachers. That was back when education (both socially and academically) mattered.
Posted by: Orson at June 03, 2024 11:36 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Cicero
That's why we got re-branded
Posted by: Mahi Mahi, formerly a fish called dolphin, not the mammal one at June 03, 2024 11:36 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I donated multiple gallons over the decades. But, I now take Eliquis - can I bank it, even for my own use, any more?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 11:36 PM (WXNFJ)
There were downed trees and branches all over town, so my son's landlord decided he need to prune the trees on the property.
His crew of idiots felled a branch on my son's power line and ripped the service off of the side of the house. It started a fire and melted the weatherhead.
It took four days to get power restored at his house.
Downed power lines are frequently inscrutable!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:36 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: formerly Patagonian Toothfish at June 03, 2024 11:38 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: nurse ratched'
I got hauled into an ER bleeding to death and saw people badgering their caregivers, like bitching.
I was uh
Ma'am?
I would very much appreciate some help here and I mean it. Do you have children? I will make them cakes.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (9yXr+)
May you all fall into a quick, deep, and pain-free sleep. With epic dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 03, 2024 11:30 PM (u82oZ)
Just like my grandfather. And unlike us grandkids in the back seat, screaming.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
They are what the eat...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Plankton on a cedar plank?
Posted by: Chef Mikleuse at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (wWqRd)
We're not dealing with Bond villains here - we are dealing with a bunch of mediocrities who got their jobs through connections, not competence, whatever their skin color.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Really makes me want to show them up with some competent leadership over the next four years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (r+D9/)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
Pilot whale tastes a little like beef liver. Which I happen to like.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (unvNj)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 11:36 PM (WXNFJ)"
It's likely to get more difficult as people are specifically doing it for vax related reasons now, not to mention the HIV thing which is inextricably tied to ass piracy - so naturally the psycho administrators who went all-in there or who feel the need to virtue signal have to go piss in as many people's cheerios as they can.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (SHMXB)
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And yet, tilapia soldiers on.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (bo7UB)
https://youtu.be/LzApW0WsVfs
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 03, 2024 11:32 PM
Love that video.
Look at the expressions on the faces of the beagles BEFORE the explosion.
They are both like, "Not this sh*t again! This idiot never knows what he is doing."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Mahi Mahi, formerly a fish called dolphin, not the mammal one at June 03, 2024 11:36 PM (wWqRd)'
As a supermarket worker that shit is funny.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:41 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: the spirit of Tom Swift is with us at June 03, 2024 11:41 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 11:39 PM (S6gqv)
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I'd krill to have a comment like that, but I'd better be baleen.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:41 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'
I would normally say, on The Interwebs, this is bullshit but I know this is a fact.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:42 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 11:42 PM (KrLJ+)
https://youtu.be/a6aZ3Z35K8c
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:42 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (unvNj)
Fenbenszadole, doxycycline and lots of vitamin C in conjunction with other standard treatments, Ivermectin is used too,
the worst thing that can happen is you will wind up cured of your river blindness and heartworms
Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)
We're not dealing with Bond villains here - we are dealing with a bunch of mediocrities who got their jobs through connections, not competence, whatever their skin color.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Really makes me want to show them up with some competent leadership over the next four years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (r+D9/)"
Progressivism, by which I mean modern leftists that are ultimately the heirs of Lenin, is not a great system for churning out super-competent individuals.
What is IS though is the cockroach of political ideologies. It is good at propagating and very hard to stamp out. It also by its nature expands to use the highest level of brutality it can reasonably get away with at any moment in time.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:43 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:43 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:43 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 11:44 PM (WXNFJ)
You can do that. Depending on the surgery and your needs, people can bank their own blood six weeks prior.
If you're in a car wreck or get shot or something and lose a lot of blood, I guess you get what you get.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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That's right, I've heard about banking blood before a procedure -- yours or someone specific's.
I'll certainly do it for anyone in my family.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:44 PM (r+D9/)
Look like another principled Lefty self-identified yet again.
Money >>>>> muh principles!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:44 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (r+D9/)
She ain't no 'Barbie..'
Bar-bell maybe.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 03, 2024 11:44 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 11:44 PM (WXNFJ)
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Dear Cod, don't even ask.
Sorry
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:45 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:45 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:40 PM (bo7U
Ocean tilapia pretty good . It’s the farm raised that are trash. Won’t eat tilapia any more.
Had a great red snapper dish tonight topped with spinach, mushrooms , sliced cherry tomatoes and grilled shrimp in a cream sauce on a bed of rice.
$50 . F Joe Biden.
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:45 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 03, 2024 11:45 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Tonypete
If you really are that brave head on down to the local Dollar Tree freezer. There be the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:46 PM (37MVd)
Posted by: Tonypete
Haddock
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 03, 2024 11:46 PM (KrLJ+)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:46 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (rcLES)
Posted by: somedood
De Toqueville saw it early. In paraphrase,
"When the elected realized that they can extract money from some to give to others, this [American] experiment will be finished."
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:42 PM
I think all Morons should start carrying a few caltrops in our pockets at all times.
I have seen so many problems lately where the caltrops would have been the most "elegant" solution.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Tonypete'
Some Bullheads, mostly Circus Animals.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:49 PM (SHMXB)
Posted by: Tonypete
Haddock
Posted by: nurse ratched
At least no Pollock jokes, please
Posted by: Mikloskrzyzewski at June 03, 2024 11:49 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:43 PM
The discovery of crude oil definitely saved the whales.
If you manage to get a Lefty to admit that truth, step back because their head is going to explode within the next five seconds!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:49 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Tom Servo'
No, according to AOP, holy shit I've never had whale.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:50 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 03, 2024 11:51 PM (dCP7e)
"When the elected realized that they can extract money from some to give to others, this [American] experiment will be finished."
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (wWqRd)"
This is a significantly bigger problem than fiscal stupidity. It's about simple brutality, some of which might realistically be traced back to the French Revolution and it's, er, excesses. The worst of which were an order of magnitude beyond headchopping a couple tens of thousands of people.
Posted by: somedood at June 03, 2024 11:51 PM (NwuoC)
Posted by: polynikes at June 03, 2024 11:45 PM
I heard that it cost WAY more than that to F Joe Biden.
He is a pricey ho!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:51 PM (HlyYF)
All over it?
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:46 PM
To get THAT version, I think you have to subscribe to Sploogify.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:53 PM (HlyYF)
The Aisin transmission in my Saab 9-5 Turbo was developed and tested with whale oil. As shipped to the USA they had to scrub it and refill it with synthetic.
Japan as far as I know still uses whale oil in certain additives and foods.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:54 PM (9yXr+)
Maybe he won't have to evict the old man who was taking a look at his life from the ranch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:55 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:54 PM (9yXr+)
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That's why the KY jelly in Japan smells like fish.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:56 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot'
I taught myself to write on Literotica, as writing sex is boring. It really is. It's tedious. I then have tried to blend that skill with more mainstream stuff, the result is Barbra The Vampire, which is insane.
I don't post any of that.
It's an exploration of ancient beliefs I've run into in Central Asia and The Balkans. Shit is OLD.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:57 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:57 PM (37MVd)
Maybe he won't have to evict the old man who was taking a look at his life from the ranch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 11:55 PM
Neil Young (in little boy voice), "Please sir, I want some more."
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 03, 2024 11:57 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:50 PM (9yXr+)
No, it tastes like whale.
And the blubber tastes like whale blubber, and is full of Vitamin C, which is why the Natives didn't all die of rickets, or whatever nasty disease is caused by lack of Vitamin C.
When you mix the blubber with snow and blueberries, it really isn't bad.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 11:59 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:59 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:00 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Rod Porkmore at June 04, 2024 12:00 AM (qLc5L)
Posted by: Cicero
I don't quite know where to start about this. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 12:01 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tonypete'
Some Bullheads, mostly Circus Animals.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (9yXr+)
Just like hot dogs. Ground up lips and assholes. Yum.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 04, 2024 12:01 AM (sRfrW)
https://mol.im/a/13490053
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #07 at June 04, 2024 12:02 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:00 AM (9yXr+)
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You do have to choose the Right whale.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 12:02 AM (bo7UB)
"When the elected realized that they can extract money from some to give to others, this [American] experiment will be finished."
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (wWqRd)"
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It seems to me that outlawing public-sector labor unions could help tremendously. Is anyone working on that the same way Edward Blum worked on DEI? We need a Public-Sector Unions guy.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 04, 2024 12:03 AM (r+D9/)
Posted by: Tonypete'
Some Bullheads, mostly Circus Animals.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 03, 2024 11:47 PM (9yXr+)
Just like hot dogs. Ground up lips and assholes. Yum.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 04, 2024 12:01 AM (sRfrW)
I dunno. I don't think New Guineans would touch FJB.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - dysentery #07 at June 04, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
The thing with her, with her religious beliefs is to me a challenge. I litter the house with Ikons, I explain to her what they are, she shrugs. We go out for coffee.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:06 AM (9yXr+)
"... but I'm a Whine Mommmmm!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2024 12:07 AM (xG4kz)
Example: "Mr. President, would you like to pull my finger?"
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 04, 2024 12:07 AM (37MVd)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2024 12:08 AM (JGpCh)
The thing with her, with her religious beliefs is to me a challenge. I litter the house with Ikons, I explain to her what they are, she shrugs. We go out for coffee.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:06 AM (9yXr+)
Well, Carl did support the Don in 2016...Oh, that's Icahn. NVM.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2024 12:08 AM (JGpCh)
What if you eat it sparingly?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
I've had whale in Japan and in Norway a couple of times period it's okay. Had worse. The 'aged' mountain sheep on the Pakistan China border was the worst thing i've ever eaten in my entire life, rotten beyond compare.
Posted by: Elderly Git at June 04, 2024 12:09 AM (qLc5L)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2024 12:08 AM (JGpCh)
What if you eat it sparingly?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
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This is why polar bear liver makes great canapes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 12:10 AM (bo7UB)
"When the elected realized that they can extract money from some to give to others, this [American] experiment will be finished."
Posted by: Le Mikleuse
And if you promise to rob Peter to pay Paul you will always get the vote of Paul.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 12:11 AM (63Dwl)
Some would slit their throats and eat the flesh.
It's a Magical cosmology.
Christianity put a stop to all that and I've been in that environment. Shit is brutal and I'm a very satisfied Christian. Such as I am.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:11 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 11:59 PM
Pretty sure that I saw Dairy Queen announce that was their new Hot Summer flavor coming out later this month!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:11 AM (HlyYF)
What if you eat it sparingly?
Illness severity depended on how much liver the explorers consumed, but symptoms typically included drowsiness, sluggishness, irritability, severe headache, bone pain, blurred vision and vomiting. Perhaps the most horrific symptom they encountered was peeling skin. While milder cases merely involved flaking around the mouth, some accounts reported cases of full-body skin loss. Even the thick skin on the bottoms of a patient's feet could peel away, leaving the underlying flesh bloody and exposed. The worst cases ended in liver damage, hemorrhage, coma and death.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 04, 2024 12:12 AM (JGpCh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 12:13 AM (bo7UB)
I would like to see the White House press peeps start treating FJB like the vile monster he really is.
Example: "Mr. President, would you like to pull my finger?"
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
But if you get the Gates vaccine you won't fart.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Elderly Git'
What is up with Northern Europe? I've spent now most of my life in The Balkans and the food is incredible. Fresh, cooked, lots of respect for guests, what is wrong with those people.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:14 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 12:13 AM
Not even if you pair it with some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:15 AM (HlyYF)
The worst cases ended in liver damage, hemorrhage, coma and death.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
You convinced me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Elderly Git'
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Your big mistake was not opting for the yak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 12:15 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:18 AM (9yXr+)
We had a yak or highland water buffalo, I don't recall which, once. Flipping delicious grilled steaks.
Posted by: Elderly Git at June 04, 2024 12:19 AM (qLc5L)
Hoo boy, my idjit lib SiL and her idjit lib friends did not at all like the "disrespect" shown to the Sainted Science Doktor Fauci at that House hearing today.
I think they all blew through their allotment of apostrophes for the month and it was only June 3rd.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 04, 2024 12:19 AM (xG4kz)
https://mol.im/a/13489601
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky #08 at June 04, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
Their bodies can easily consume meat with diseases. They eat it, done, gone. Cooked.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:22 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Elderly Git at June 04, 2024 12:19 AM (qLc5L)
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To get the full experience, the yak steak needs to be cooked over a grill fueled with yak dung patties.
Mmmm. Yak dung patties.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 04, 2024 12:22 AM (bo7UB)
https://youtu.be/zV8LhTs9GlU
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 04, 2024 12:22 AM (37MVd)
the Kerosene lamp was a solution for that problem and allowed other innovation. Kerosene was brighter and cheaper to buy, and didn't explode which was a good selling point.
I have mixed and used "burning fluid" from turpentine and alcohol and burned it in a kerosene lamp. It works, just not as well as kerosene. I read it was a mix of 1:4 of turpentine to alcohol. I burned it outside because I had no idea if the risk was high or not. It is like using a candle for light, it certainly is light, it is not enough to read by.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:23 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
Goat's Head Soup was also a big hit.
-- Rolling Stones
Posted by: Tonypete at June 04, 2024 12:24 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy'
Next time I shoot a polar bear I'll saute it in whale blubber and drop in some yak.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:25 AM (9yXr+)
https://mol.im/a/13488673
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky #09 at June 04, 2024 12:26 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:27 AM (9yXr+)
Bill Gates & WEF Advance Plans for ‘Climate Vaccines’
Seen on Usenet when that was a thing:
"I don't think Bill Gates is the devil. I just think that if Bill Gates and Satan were in the same room introductions would not be necessary."
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 04, 2024 12:27 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Alexander Portnoy at June 04, 2024 12:28 AM (qLc5L)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
You convinced me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 12:15 AM
What happens if you have mad cow prions and THEN eat a full polar bear liver?
Are you cured?
IF you are cured, do you have to send a $100 million to Fauci?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:28 AM (HlyYF)
https://mol.im/a/13489601
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky #08 at June 04, 2024 12:20 AM (qfLjt)
She is in Spanish:
Mensa:
a. stupid (stronger) No seas menso. No dejes pasar esta oportunidad.Don't be stupid. Don't miss out on this opportunity. b. silly (milder) Qué menso eres, pero sí me hiciste reír.You're so silly, but you really made me laugh. masculine or feminine noun. 2.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - dysentery #07'
More important: which one makes women bowlegged, and which is knock-kneed?
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:31 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
You convinced me.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 12:15 AM
What happens if you have mad cow prions and THEN eat a full polar bear liver?
Are you cured?
IF you are cured, do you have to send a $100 million to Fauci?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:28 AM (HlyYF)
Why yes, you'd be cured. You'd be dead, so cured.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - dysentery #07 at June 04, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
beri-beri is from eating polished rice and no other grains, and pellagra is from eating non-nixtamalized corn, The second is a niacin shortage I think, not sure of the beri-beri
when my wife was a kid in Korea, the government had inspectors who came to the schools to inspect children's lunches to make sure there was some barley mixed in with their rice. No one liked barley because it was a "low class" grain and indicated you were poor. She said she would get mad because the "rich kids" who were sent to school with pure rice would snatch barley from her lunch, because it was mostly boiled barley in her box, on the inspection days.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:31 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: LenNeal'
By mammals I don't mean chickens as chickens are a dinosaur.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:32 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 04, 2024 12:27 AM (dZVON)
You mean *possible*. Can't have introductions without at least two people. Has anyone ever seen them in the same room?
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 04, 2024 12:32 AM (+xYe0)
https://mol.im/a/13488673
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky #09 at June 04, 2024 12:26 AM
Now when a Lefty calls me transphobic, I thank them, and then say it is a badge of honor to be called names by people that are accessories to rape!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:33 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know'
Not Gates, that's Victoria Nuland.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:34 AM (9yXr+)
I wonder what would be the equivalent here in the States if we had to go with extreme austerity. My vote for most detestable would be possum meat, although Depression-era members of my family actually spoke fondly of it. One particular uncle would rhapsodize about "possum and arsh taters," the NE Mississippi pronunciation of "Irish potatoes." You can always recognize someone from that region by the "r" phoneme - Fire Tower, for example, would be pronounced "Far Tar."
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:35 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:28 AM
Why yes, you'd be cured. You'd be dead, so cured.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:31 AM
So I'd be dead, but no payment to Fauci?
Wait, wait, wait, I am still deciding!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:36 AM (HlyYF)
Making hominy like that is kind of long, but it does smell surprisingly good.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:36 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:35 AM (u/Zei)
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Ahh ain't nowaze tahrred...
Posted by: Southern Fried Hillary at June 04, 2024 12:37 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:39 AM (9yXr+)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:35 AM
Coincidentally, that is exactly how we pronounce the word "Swalwell" in my region of the country!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:40 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 04, 2024 12:40 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 04, 2024 12:40 AM (+JXHE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 04, 2024 12:14 AM (63Dwl)
The methane is caused by bacterial action in the cattle rumen and gut, which surprises me that a "vaccine" would try to resolve that. The bacteria is the reason cows can eat fairly low quality feed like hay, and thrive where horses would be malnourished
It sounds like this is a plan to kill the cattle's microbiome, which means the cows will die too.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:41 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: John Drake
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Here, 'oil' an 'all' are pronounced the same.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2024 12:42 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:42 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:41 AM
Yes, you will eventually eat ze bugs whether you want to or not, after the WEF Fascists remove everything ELSE from the menu.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:44 AM (HlyYF)
...
You can always recognize someone from that region by the "r" phoneme - Fire Tower, for example, would be pronounced "Far Tar."
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:35 AM (u/Zei)
Reminds me...
A man goes driving through the deep south during Christmas time, and sees a nativity creche with the baby Jesus surrouded by three firefighters. Not understanding it, he went to one of the locals, who told him it was in the Bible. Incredulous, he says, "Where".
"It says right here, the wise men came from a far."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:45 AM (ynpvh)
Making hominy like that is kind of long, but it does smell surprisingly good.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:36 AM (D7oie)
Now ask how the native Americans figured out using lime and ash to release the nutrients from the corn...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 04, 2024 12:39 AM (9yXr+)
You haveta remove the scent glands on the raccoon, or it makes the meat taste funky and nasty, or so I hear.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:47 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:46 AM
Awiens?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:48 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: John Drake
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Here, 'oil' an 'all' are pronounced the same.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2024 12:42 AM (XeU6L)
Had a chem prof talk about a teacher that pronounced Iron as "Urn".
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:48 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Southern Fried Hillary
That's in the right ballpark, but the NE Mississippi redneck rendering would be "I ain't tarred ah-tawl." If you think you are going to be exhausted soon, it would be "I'm fixin' to be tarred." Past tense could be " I wuz purt near tarred out yonder."
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:48 AM (u/Zei)
Say... Can I borrow some of that polar bear liver?
Posted by: Alexander Portnoy at June 04, 2024 12:28 AM (qLc5L)
----
"I pbject Your Honor, I have a complaint!"
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky #10 at June 04, 2024 12:49 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:46 AM
Awiens?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 12:48 AM (HlyYF)
My guess? Made it easier to process the corn.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixtamalization
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:50 AM (ynpvh)
Let it be known to all with ears to hear and eyes to see!
Since becoming a truck driver I've heard the song Karma Chameleon more times than I ever did as a kid when it first came out. And at truck stops, no less!
I'm tired.
Night.
Posted by: Robert at June 04, 2024 12:51 AM (rret7)
A man goes driving through the deep south during Christmas time, and sees a nativity creche with the baby Jesus surrouded by three firefighters. Not understanding it, he went to one of the locals, who told him it was in the Bible. Incredulous, he says, "Where".
"It says right here, the wise men came from a far."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Jim - superb!
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:55 AM (u/Zei)
A man goes driving through the deep south during Christmas time, and sees a nativity creche with the baby Jesus surrouded by three firefighters. Not understanding it, he went to one of the locals, who told him it was in the Bible. Incredulous, he says, "Where".
"It says right here, the wise men came from a far."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Jim - superb!
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 12:55 AM (u/Zei)
I forget where I first saw that one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 12:58 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
they don't nixtamalize corn in Colombia or Venezuela, traditionally, though there is some tamale type corn meal sold there. However they have other things to eat there as well.
There is a school of thought that when corn was first introduced to the indians cultures in North America, the Mound Builders and the Anazasi and Aztecs in particular, the increased calories and the required cultural organization caused a population boom and a resultant prosperity for the culture, but there appears to be a related rise in very brutal behavior. There are sites in the mound builder (mississippian culture) that have mass burials of what appear to have been women who were of high status since they ate nothing but corn, and there are rumors of very brutal infighting among the Anazasi, and both the Missisiipian and Anazasi had not well explained cultural collapse. One of the symptoms of Pellagra is dementia and delusions, and if the godking is having paranoid hallucinations that might lead to societal collapse
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:59 AM (D7oie)
Since we are waxing biblical, I'll mention a divinity prof, who when discussing Job, said 'No one knows where Uz wuz'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2024 01:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:59 AM (D7oie)
Ah, but how do you make the connection between non-nixtamalized corn and the behavior?
The Japanese had a similar issue back in the 19th century; nobles and others of high rank were going crazy and dying of some strange neurological disease. It wasn't until legislation was passed that naval seaman were to get only polished rice instead of the brown rice they had been eating was the connection finally made, as the sailors started contracting the same neurological disease.
http://tiny.cc/qwscyz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 12:59
Great, Biden has Pellagra, and now our entire society is going to collapse.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 04, 2024 01:04 AM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Also moose, walrus, and bearded seal. Too much vitamin A stored in their livers for humans to eat "normal" servings of it.
full-body skin loss. Even the thick skin on the bottoms of a patient's feet could peel away, leaving the underlying flesh bloody and exposed. The worst cases ended in liver damage, hemorrhage, coma and death.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
Wait. A full-body degloving is "better" than liver damage, hemorrhage, and coma? Who decides these things? The Marquis de Sade?
Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2024 01:05 AM (DgGvY)
There is a similar argument to be made for publicly funded art.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2024 01:06 AM (zA+em)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2024 01:08 AM (zA+em)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
NE MS speak almost over-corrects on that one - "eye-ron" is usually how it comes out. Surprisingly, Norm Macdonald, born and raised in Québec City, said the word the same way, and often was poked fun at for doing it.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 01:08 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 12:58 AM (TX4bP)
You get no real rise out of corn meal though it might be a bit lighter.
chances are that the boiling with wood ash or slaked lime was a way to break up the very hard shell on the kernels and make them easier to grind up and process, the lye would help break it up faster and make a lighter and tastier starch
And as I said, corn boiled in wood ash lye smells oddly good when it is boiled
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 01:09 AM (D7oie)
He said, "Look! Look! A Dumb Fuck!"
Yeah, little kids have issues with the plosive P, turning it into B.
And when the consonant combo TR comes up, it becomes an F.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 12:58 AM (TX4bP)
You get no real rise out of corn meal though it might be a bit lighter.
chances are that the boiling with wood ash or slaked lime was a way to break up the very hard shell on the kernels and make them easier to grind up and process, the lye would help break it up faster and make a lighter and tastier starch
And as I said, corn boiled in wood ash lye smells oddly good when it is boiled
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 01:09 AM (D7oie)
From: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nixtamalization
"Nixtamalized corn has several benefits over unprocessed grain: It is more easily ground, its nutritional value is increased, flavor and aroma are improved, and mycotoxins are reduced by up to 97%–100% (for aflatoxins)"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 01:14 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
A nice anodyne medical term, that means "don't look at the pictures in the article or you'll have nightmares for weeks."
Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2024 01:14 AM (DgGvY)
all the cultures that depended on corn knew to treat it some how to liberate the niacin. I will guess that the ones that figured it out survived, and the ones that didn't suffered massive collapse from the staple crops making them first prosperous, and then destroying them from nutritional deficits
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 01:18 AM (D7oie)
all the cultures that depended on corn knew to treat it some how to liberate the niacin. I will guess that the ones that figured it out survived, and the ones that didn't suffered massive collapse from the staple crops making them first prosperous, and then destroying them from nutritional deficits
Posted by: Kindltot at June 04, 2024 01:18 AM (D7oie)
Yup. A bit of Survivorship bias...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:20 AM (ynpvh)
This is less of a taunt, more of a request
Because the time now comes
Posted by: Miklos-with-Sun-in-his-Hair at June 04, 2024 01:23 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea
Hurricane Lamp is not uniquely specific to kerosene. It is a design that protects the flame from being blown out in strong winds.
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 01:23 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: Kindltot
This is fascinating, and could also explain the evidence archaeologists have come across of cannibalism at various Anasazi sites. I've seen some speculation that Aztec raiding parties were doing the killing and human consumption, but I wonder if it ties in with the theory above. Could also be a good motivation for the Anasazi cliff dwellings.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 01:26 AM (u/Zei)
“Today, class, we are going to look at The Butlerian Jihad.” Demonstrate by smashing cell phones.
: o )
Lockers should make a comeback. Allow cell phones BUT they must be left in a locker. (Frankly, I wouldn’t mind freezing schools in a technological time warp circa 1985. Not that I hate technology, but kids need to be taught critical thinking away from computers. That will make them even better at using computers and cell phones.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 01:27 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,
A certain distance is properly pronounced " fur".
"yep, they's smoke. But that fire's a fur piece up the road".
Posted by: Miklos-with-Neck-of-Red at June 04, 2024 01:28 AM (wWqRd)
So why hasn’t that happened in eight years?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 01:31 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Nixtalmiklos at June 04, 2024 01:31 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:32 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
OFF THE INVITE LIST
Posted by: Davos at June 04, 2024 01:33 AM (wWqRd)
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Nah. B1tch got it wrong... we're preparing to defend ourselves from her ilk.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:34 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ
A rare case in which I am rooting against her pancreas.
Posted by: Miklos knows all about that at June 04, 2024 01:36 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:37 AM (njWTi)
Did go check and a very tall tree decided to drop a large branch it no longer felt it needed. Everyone up and down the street either dark or on generator.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 04, 2024 01:39 AM (iruKY)
Posted by: JQ
If she's from the Arkansas-adjacent part of Missouri, did she pronounce it "mizzuruh?"
Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)
Posted by: JQ
If she's from the Arkansas-adjacent part of Missouri, did she pronounce it "mizzuruh?"
Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)
I pronounce it Misery. It irks my brother who lives there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:41 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:42 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Agree
I even had the socks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLhD2vI2VKU
Posted by: Miklos actually wanted to be a Pip at June 04, 2024 01:42 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: mikeski at June 04, 2024 01:40 AM (DgGvY)
My father spent much of his upbringing in AR adjacent areas of AR’s northern neighbor and not once did he ever call it anything other than “Missouri”. (He did, however, refer to a major MO city on the Mississippi River as “Sant Louis” his whole life but that’s another discussion).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 01:44 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: JQ
"Gusty Winds"
now you tell me
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at June 04, 2024 01:44 AM (wWqRd)
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Yes, she did!
And yeah, I thought of it as "misery" too, Jim in kali-- she lived in the most gawdawful tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:44 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:42 AM (njWTi)
Weather in San Diego has been awful. Highs in the low to mid 70's, with sunshine breaking through the marine layer about 9 or 10 a.m.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:44 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:43 AM (ynpvh)
Much as Miami, TX is called “Miamuh”.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 01:45 AM (8sMut)
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Yes, she did!
And yeah, I thought of it as "misery" too, Jim in kali-- she lived in the most gawdawful tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:44 AM (njWTi)
Tiny towns have their charm...as long as there's no banjo playing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at June 04, 2024 01:46 AM (zA+em)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Wherevever I am, whatever language or accent or dialect, I speak like a Hungarian Cajun.
It works, mainly
Posted by: Mikleuse has been arrested quite rarely, considering at June 04, 2024 01:47 AM (wWqRd)
SJL could thus mitigate a fair percentage of her medical expenses, by putting her final weeks on Pay Per View?
What? I was just tryin' to be helpful!!!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2024 01:47 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Mikleuse can do Noo Awlins Yat, ax Aurelius in de monin at June 04, 2024 01:48 AM (wWqRd)
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Was about to mention, that's how my grandmother said it. She was from Oklahoma.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:48 AM (njWTi)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
True
Posted by: Miklos' Old Papa had that at June 04, 2024 01:49 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: mikeski
Reminds me of the way locals pronounce the name of the county where Ole Miss is situated - Lafayette County, named for the Man Himself, of course, is rendered "Lah-Fay-ett." Down towards the coast, D'Iberville, named after Pierre Le Moyne d'Iberville, is locally pronounced "Dee-eye-burr-ville."
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 01:50 AM (u/Zei)
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Concur. My other grandmother died of pancreatic cancer. It was awful.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:51 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 03, 2024 11:14 PM (W/lyH)
AWAITING THE HOUR DESTINED TO DIE HERE ON THE TABLE OF HELL
Posted by: Slayer at June 04, 2024 01:51 AM (8sMut)
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Concur. My other grandmother died of pancreatic cancer. It was awful.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:51 AM (njWTi)
What's particularly pernicious about it is that by the time you start feeling it, it's generally to far advanced to fight successfully.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:52 AM (ynpvh)
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Was about to mention, that's how my grandmother said it. She was from Oklahoma.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 01:48 AM (njWTi)
My father said that. Never could figure out that one. He spent his youth at various points in rural IL, southern MO and St. - I mean, Sant - Louis.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 01:54 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea
Now say "Atchafalaya" and "Tchopititoulas" three times real fast
Posted by: Miklos, cunning linguist at June 04, 2024 01:55 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 04, 2024 01:59 AM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/5dvprcxb
I mention this because just up the road in Madison county they use what I call the 'Granny Clampett' pronunciation, i.e., 'Sarvice Berries'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 04, 2024 02:01 AM (XeU6L)
And on the same timely basis
Posted by: Miklos from the VA at June 04, 2024 02:01 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 02:02 AM (TX4bP)
And on the same timely basis
Posted by: Miklos from the VA
Dang, yer vicious …
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 02:03 AM (TX4bP)
Posted by: jim
Hadacol is more better than Nytol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tbm4-7PpS8
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Longhair at June 04, 2024 02:03 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky #11 at June 04, 2024 02:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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Yes. I remember Grandma telling Mom that "the doctor wants to run some tests." (This would've been at start of summer, perhaps Memorial Day Weekend). She was hospitalized by Labor Day and passed a few weeks later.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:04 AM (njWTi)
Someone needs to put this to the Vegas Odds Test.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2024 02:09 AM (e6UQI)
On the flip-side of this, I happened to be at the local hospital here near the Delta when women from the Pilot Club (no aviation connection - it's a female counterpart to the Rotary Club, and the name derives from the Mississippi steamboat pilots) were doing charitable work. One of the ladies had a notably Canadian accent, and chatted with me for a bit.
I asked which province she was from, and she told me she was from northern Ontario and when I asked if moving here to Mississippi was a major transition, she said it was only a little change, and then asked me, with all sincerity, "It's like a different country up there -we are separate countries, aren't we?"
She legitimately wasn't sure if the US and Canada were two separate, sovereign entities.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 02:09 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., e
Turn left at the church, and right where Miss Arleene used to live, left at the church, and then by that big oak tree that was was hit by lightnin', right by the church, and then right by that new place, what do they call it, Dollar Store
Posted by: If Rednecks ran Google maps at June 04, 2024 02:10 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Skip at June 04, 2024 02:12 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Ciampino
Thiamine been bery bery good to me
Posted by: Miklos as Garrett Morris as Chico Escuela at June 04, 2024 02:13 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Aunt Miklos is having her usual toddy, and making it a double at June 04, 2024 02:18 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 02:21 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I prefer not to scold.
Young Skip won State Champion in Lincoln Logs Competition last year!
Posted by: Aunt Miklos is having her usual toddy, and making it a triple at June 04, 2024 02:24 AM (wWqRd)
CPA what handles dad's estate, got hacked. Grrr. FK.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:28 AM (njWTi)
I got half a box left
Well two
Red or white?
You can add some to tea, they do that in Hungary
Posted by: Aunt Miklos is kind as always at June 04, 2024 02:30 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 02:34 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:35 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 02:34 AM (Sgq8y)
602 Sounds good, Debby!
Yeah, I need a drink now.
Posted by: JQ
Si!
Posted by: El Mikloso prepares to clinks virtual glasses at June 04, 2024 02:38 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:40 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 02:41 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: Mikloso de vientenueve at June 04, 2024 02:42 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miklos knows of which you speak at June 04, 2024 02:44 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 02:09 AM (u/
I told a Canadian I work with who can’t shut up about how wonderful socialized medicine is there that the government has now removed the final obstacle to tyranny - that obstacle being respect for human life. Through their badgering of patients to have the government murder them, of course.
Boy does he get pissy.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 02:47 AM (8sMut)
Oh, joy... *all* the info got scooped up by a "threat actor"
Oh, sonuvabitch
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:48 AM (njWTi)
Violets are blue,
It’s time for me.
To say ‘Good Night’, … as well …
Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Cuisine Critic. . . at June 04, 2024 02:02 AM (TX4bP)
ROSES ARE GAY
VIOLETS ARE GAYER
FUCK THE POEM
AND LISTEN TO SLAYER!!!
Posted by: Kerry King at June 04, 2024 02:49 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:50 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: C'mon Already at June 03, 2024 10:34 PM (AzNrj)
I find him to be stimulating. That is the point of the ONT.
Niggling newcomers are not the point of the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 02:50 AM (w6EFb)
Who coated his tonsils with butta,
Thus converting his snore
From a thunderous roar
To a soft, oleaginous mutta.
Ogden Nash
Posted by: Miklos rhinks if Muldoon comes in, this could go Nuclear at June 04, 2024 02:50 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:51 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 02:52 AM (Sgq8y)
ONE cube of ice.
ONE, dammit!
"on the rocks" is brown liquor blasphemy!
ROCK. SINGULAR!
.....or just enjoy what remains of your watered down used to be Spirits.
*shuffles off to hasta la nite nite horde muttering under his UN ICED bourbon bearing breath....*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 04, 2024 02:54 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
At one time, we were all Niggling Newcomers
And from the Men, Little Wigglers.
Posted by: Niggling Niklos, who recalls them being called "tadpoles" at June 04, 2024 02:54 AM (wWqRd)
This is bad.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:55 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 02:55 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 02:56 AM (Sgq8y)
One Scotch, one Bourbon, one beer.
This is known
par example moderne-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk
Posted by: Old School Miklos with only two of the three at June 04, 2024 02:57 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Have you tried the Crown Royal Peach?
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:57 AM (njWTi)
https://tinyurl.com/5y8anfa5
More of our taxes going elsewhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - FJB #03 at June 03, 2024 10:58 PM (qfLjt)
More of our taxes going to the enemy.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 02:59 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 02:57 AM (njWTi)
I did and was disappointed. I much prefer the Apple and Salted Caramel.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 03:00 AM (8sMut)
This is known
par example moderne-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk
Posted by: Old School Miklos with only two of the three at June 04, 2024 02:57 AM (wWqRd)
In that specific order?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 03:01 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 03, 2024 11:22 PM (37MVd)
I've been flirting with the idea of getting a weed flamer. I asked myself, "Miley, are you the kind of woman who would buy such a self-indulgent and frivolous thing? Can you see yourself zapping weeds growing in the cracks of the driveway or walkway?"
I'm beginning to think the answer may be yes. I'm not sure what Publius might think. As his wife, there is the desire to discuss. OTOH, there is the element of surprise. A woman doesn't want to be too predictable.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:01 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ
Sorry
Place is rented out for a Diverse and Inclusive Party.
You gotta leave.
Posted by: Miklos knows when he is cut off at June 04, 2024 03:03 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos in the mosh pit at June 04, 2024 03:05 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:06 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Yep.
You can't spell "point" without ONT
Posted by: Miklos now sees at June 04, 2024 03:07 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:07 AM (njWTi)
Huh, I thought the idea was to convert Gaza to rubble down to the tunnels.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:08 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Not collards
Which are good, with some fatback or smoked pork, what you carve off that pig out back that has been over the smoke for 24 hours
Posted by: Miklos sees a mistaken approach at June 04, 2024 03:10 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:10 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JT at June 04, 2024 03:10 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:11 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 04, 2024 03:14 AM (w6EFb)
Funny weather thing. I was looking over GSP's May weather records at the close, and noticed they had a 'T' (trace) of *snow* recorded on May 26th.
I said WTF? So I asked cousin, what the hell are they smoking over there. Turns out that "snow" in the summary records there is any form of solid precipitation. Including hail, which they had.
There was some hail visible on the ground, but no accumulation was measurable. Thus a "T" of snow.
He said don't worry, the detailed records note that it was hail, and thus not snow snow, so no worried about any latest snow records or anything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2024 03:16 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Since you chose not to use the collard seeds, I am somewhat reluctant to send the pig that should go with them. A half hog normally weighs out about 70 pounds.
Posted by: Miklos seems half hogs on sale these days at June 04, 2024 03:17 AM (wWqRd)
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Hey, FJB! Why TF does the US need to "rebuild" any of this? (oh, right... 10% for duh big guy)
Really... why the fk do *we* need to do anything at all for fking Gaza? You know, Gaza: "death to America" asshoes?
Fuck. Them.
Burn. Scatter. Salt. is what we should do, if anything.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:20 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Old Mama's car regularly informs me that "chance of ice and snow". Yesterday, 86 outside.
It is a 2010, with all the bells and whistles of that time.
Those items sound off at odd times.
Posted by: Miklos distrusts GM in General at June 04, 2024 03:21 AM (wWqRd)
Sorry
Place is rented out for a Diverse and Inclusive Party.
You gotta leave.
Posted by: Miklos knows when he is cut off at June 04, 2024 03:03 AM (wWqRd)
it’s a dead man’s party
Who could ask for more
Everybody’s coming’
So leave your body at the door
Leave your body and soul at the door
Posted by: Oingo Boingo at June 04, 2024 03:22 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 03:23 AM (8sMut)
JQ, my email got hacked over a year ago, most unsettling, a lot of personal and financial information was compromised, I feel your pain.
By the way, was there any hush money paid to Billy Clinton's bimbos and why was this never investigated? We should ask George Stephanopoulos some time, and bring a booster seat.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 03:24 AM (Sgq8y)
I had an Oingo Boingo poster on the wall in Kollidge.
Provenance...uncertain
Posted by: Miklos and Some Pole may have done Some Things at June 04, 2024 03:25 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 03:24 AM (Sgq8y)
You ask, you get arrested.
Mr. Clinton will do as he will damn well please as he is a member of the party with the sole, exclusive right to rule this country as it snd it alone sees fit.
Posted by: U.S. Government and Media (BIRM) at June 04, 2024 03:27 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
I propose an ejector seat.
Preferably one of the early models.
Posted by: Miklos, they did better later at June 04, 2024 03:27 AM (wWqRd)
"Guess what, a-hole? You could be the richest MFer on the face of the Earth, and it. doesn't. matter. because. due to your age & health, you ain't gonna live long enough to spend it, you demented SOB, you're too crippled to enjoy it, and can't take it with you either. Hahahahahaha!"
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:28 AM (njWTi)
The latest snow snow GSP recorded was May 7, 1992. A T of snow snow. Late cold snap. High of 46, low of 40. About a three day snap of highs in just the 40s. I should remember that, but I don't.
Incidentally, the highest wind speed on record was 79 mph on Oct 8, 1946.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2024 03:32 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ
Appropriate in this case
But be careful
Posted by: Miklos and others less evil have medical things going on at June 04, 2024 03:32 AM (wWqRd)
Not sure where to start. I mean, the "threat actor" has had a freaking 3 month head start already. Ugh.
Credit freeze, credit reports, inform siblings, inform dad's bank... fk. What a mess.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:35 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 03:39 AM (Sgq8y)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:41 AM (njWTi)
*clink*
Thank you!
Posted by: JQ
Now see?
We can have nice things
Posted by: Miklos is thereby also made happy things going on at June 04, 2024 03:43 AM (wWqRd)
Boy does he get pissy.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Pissy because he knows you're absolutely correct. I always thought Canada wouldn't sink to the level of UK National Health, but my God ...
At least your co-worker knows he's from a different nation-state. The lady I mentioned was an intelligent and community-oriented (in the best sense) person, but she really wasn't sure whether Canada was part of the United States. She was one of those people that we have here as well who had apparently never given any thought to matters political or felt it was relevant to her. One of my nieces is another - she's in her early forties now and is only just beginning to take notice of what's going on. I think the current Administration was a wake-up call for her, and she doesn't like what she's seeing.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 03:44 AM (u/Zei)
He brought a big ol' mouse up to the deck & chowed down this evening (leaving only "the green part" on the mat) and seemed satisfied.
He knows he can come by for a snack anytime, if hunting isn't productive. LOL. Good kitty!
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:46 AM (njWTi)
Good night, Horde, my glass is empty.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 04, 2024 03:47 AM (Sgq8y)
Miley and me had to clean about half a little rabbit one of our cats drug up and partially ate.
These cats are Jeffrey Dahmer. Body parts every wear. But they're so cute when they kill.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2024 03:47 AM (w6EFb)
Everywhere. "Every wear", indeed. Must be time to go to bed....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2024 03:48 AM (w6EFb)
Cat usually eats it all, (except the Green Part), but sometimes isn't *that* hungry or maybe is trying to share with us? and leaves the bottom half of mouse/rat.
Always the bottom half. Cat likes head. Yeah, yeah, phrasing...
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:52 AM (njWTi)
https://mol.im/a/13489625
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky FJB #12 at June 04, 2024 03:52 AM (qfLjt)
Cats are optimized killing machines. Mother Nature's pinnacle of killing efficiency. The little ones have adapted to be cute to insinuate themselves with us humans, but they are killing machines just like their big cousins.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2024 03:52 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:53 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
Miley, there is virtually no reason why one should not get a flame thrower, even of the mild variety. Helps with weeds, snow, various pests, and it is the ultimate "Get off my lawn" implement.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 03:54 AM (u/Zei)
These cats are Jeffrey Dahmer. Body parts every wear. But they're so cute when they kill.
Posted by: publius,
I want to borrow your cats.
A rabbit put out one of Miss Dixie's (the dog) eyes.
There is just one around, and I want that sumbitch dealt with.
Trap unseccessful
Posted by: Miklos looking at that rabbit like Spud lookin' at at Harley at June 04, 2024 03:55 AM (wWqRd)
An orange tabby we have, "Big Jake" actually drug a near full grown rabbit up, and tried to drag it through the cat door.
We put a cat door in the side door to the screen porch. The idea was to leave that porch door open, so the cats could come and go as they pleased. But nope, they can't have that, 'cause they want to drag shit in, the worse being live shit they've caught.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at June 04, 2024 03:55 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
The question answers itself.
Posted by: Res ipso loque Miklos, now fearing flamethrowers (I would pay for a good one) at June 04, 2024 03:58 AM (wWqRd)
Bait the trap with sweet clover
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 03:58 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: publius
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Can't have a pet door here-- coons, skunks, whatever might get in.
When Cat runs up to the patio door at night, I make sure he's not *hauling something* before I let him in. LOL
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 04:02 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - Stinky FJB #13 at June 04, 2024 04:02 AM (qfLjt)
Bait the trap with sweet clover
Posted by: JQ
I have tried carrots (ha!) and lettuce.
Thanks, clover is all around here.
Posted by: Miklos has been to Clover, SC at June 04, 2024 04:03 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
Our current cat is an indoor cat - by her choice, not ours. She wandered up out of the night as a kitten, and once we took her in, I think she saw the Great Outdoors as something she did not want to re-visit. Like, never ever.
The previous cat, though, loved going out, so long as he was able to be back in by sunset to be with his humans. He would constantly bring in creatures he had captured - lizards, birds, even a mole once. For the most part, they were alive, and he would release them. It was like "Look! I brought something in that we can play with!"
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at June 04, 2024 04:06 AM (u/Zei)
Years ago, a huge manx stray cat attacked one of my calico girls. Bit her face & punctured her eye!
I set out tuna bait for a week, out in the driveway, in view from a nice rifle bench in the spare bedroom... took a week, but finally got that fker with .22. One shot only, Vasily, because "in town"
My baby lived, and kept her eye, but was blinded by that fker. She lived another 4 years.
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 04:11 AM (njWTi)
Want to show that disgust in a non violent manner that lessens the chances of retaliation from the left?
Then I suggest you fly our flag upside down. The left likely doesn't realize the significance.
Posted by: IRONGRAMPA at June 04, 2024 04:16 AM (hKoQL)
Cops here, *know* that inverted US flag means distress and will investigate. Don't need that particular headache, but I do understand what you mean!
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 04:23 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at June 04, 2024 04:25 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 04, 2024 05:35 AM (8sMut)
Just for the record, I don't even drink wine. A nerve is touched, but not that one.
You know what else is evil? "Tell your parents. . ."
Posted by: Persnickety at June 04, 2024 11:50 AM (6fdSm)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 04, 2024 04:41 PM (wGqjj)
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Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)