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Long title
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:30 AM (v6Olo) 2
First?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:30 AM (J2vNu) 3
1st?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:30 AM (v6JzV) 4
Nice painting. Could have used some boobs this morning though really.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 31, 2024 09:30 AM (apc/J) 5
My comment got Alderaan'd
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (v6Olo) 6
Bet she has a hard time endorsing checks.
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (AwYPR) 7
You did this to me look
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV) 9
The pretty lady has a long name.
John has a long mustache. Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (XD0oz) Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (v6Olo) 11
Lovely. Would hang.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at May 31, 2024 09:32 AM (SRRAx) 12
Kid looks like a girl.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV) 13
Beautiful portrait. Beautiful lady.
Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2024 09:32 AM (oaGWv) 14
Where's your ax, Eugene?
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR) Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 09:32 AM (W/lyH) 16
Darn close!
Morning again, folken! I have to say, this lady would still be a stunner today. Blue-grey eyes and dark hair against a pale skin -- wow. Plus the technique of the painter is remarkable: shadows and textures of clothing and the wall (or wallpaper) behind the figures are all well done. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu) 17
Hunchback of Desbassayns > Hunchback of Notre Dame
Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 31, 2024 09:33 AM (GTqXr) 18
C'mon, Jeanne, posture! Sit up.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 31, 2024 09:33 AM (3vwcU) 19
Was son Eugene's nickname "Goldilocks?"
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (bu09+) 20
Thx CBD
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (ENQN6) Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (llON8) 22
This is sweet.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC) 23
So the kid only outlived his mom by four years. Sad.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (od9zZ) 25
The MET
Title: Madame Philippe Panon Desbassayns de Richemont (Jeanne Eglé Mourgue, 1778–1855) and Her Son, Eugène (1800–1859) Artist: Marie Guillelmine Benoist (French, Paris 1768–1826 Paris) Date: 1802 Medium: Oil on canvas Dimensions: 46 x 35 1/4 in. (116.8 x 89.5 cm) Classification: Paintings Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6) 26
The kid looks well fed.
I can see why. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 09:35 AM (W/lyH) 27
Who was her babydaddy?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:35 AM (v6JzV) 28
Careful with that axe.
Posted by: spindrift at May 31, 2024 09:35 AM (OguvZ) 29
That kid has no dog!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2024 09:35 AM (RIvkX) 30
Once attributed to Jacques Louis David, this portrait is actually by his pupil, Benoist. David taught a significant number of women artists whose works were made newly visible to the public through the Salon, which prior to the French Revolution had severely restricted submissions by women.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6) 31
Like the dress. Would wear.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (3vwcU) 32
I like the orange and blue on the bottom right. The white of the dress makes them shine.
Posted by: Kris at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (EwaUh) 33
Very nicely done
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (DIdfG) 34
Beautiful portrait. Beautiful lady.
Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2024 09:32 AM (oaGWv) She was an Ancestor-of-Mannix babe one day on an Ancestor-of-Ace midday post. Of course, those were in the scroll days of AOSHQ Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (v6Olo) 35
Hi, Gene!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (Wnv9h) 36
Okay, so the artist was contemporary with our American Revolution and the War of 1812. She'd have been a young woman at the time of the French Revolution. This one is from 1802.
She did one called "Portrait d'une négresse," which (as of 2019) has been renamed "Portrait of Madeleine." More PC nonsense. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (J2vNu) 37
Hubba Hubbard! And the dame ain't bad, either! I bet someone needs a shower...
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:36 AM (JCZqz) 38
My comment got Alderaan'd
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:31 AM (v6Olo) === I felt a billion comments cry out... Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2024 09:37 AM (RIvkX) 39
Kid looks like he's wearing a wig.
Posted by: dantesed at May 31, 2024 09:37 AM (Oy/m2) 40
Lovely portrait of a mother and child, wistfully remembering days of ancient liberty, long since passed.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 31, 2024 09:37 AM (Aoykm) 41
Morning again, folken! I have to say, this lady would still be a stunner today. Blue-grey eyes and dark hair against a pale skin -- wow. Plus the technique of the painter is remarkable: shadows and textures of clothing and the wall (or wallpaper) behind the figures are all well done.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:33 AM (J2vNu) --------------- Her eyes especially remind me of some actress. Shelley Long? Shelly Duvall? Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:37 AM (bu09+) 42
Sweet painting. Would hang in my drawing room. If I had a drawing room.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2024 09:37 AM (Wnv9h) 43
Artist was a student of Elisabeth Vigee Le Brun and Jacques-Louis David.
Posted by: Tuna at May 31, 2024 09:38 AM (oaGWv) Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 31, 2024 09:38 AM (Aoykm) 45
She was also commissioned to do a full-length portrait of Napoleon Bonaparte, but the Wiki entry doesn't show it. Would be interesting to see it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:38 AM (J2vNu) 46
Shoulders back! Chest out! Chin up!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM (6gW4D) 47
[x] boobs
'Rons are happy. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (llON Bigger is not always better. Those caught my eyes and held their attention for a while Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM (v6Olo) 48
Mama's pretty good-lookin'.
I bet Mr. Desbassayns - of the Richemont Desbassayns - enthusiastically pursued the creation of siblings. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM (d04cU) 49
31 Like the dress. Would
Posted by: She Hobbit Posted by: A dumb joke at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (JCZqz) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (v6JzV) 51
The boy would have been about 14 - 15yo at time of Waterloo
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (DIdfG) 52
So the kid only outlived his mom by four years. Sad.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (v6JzV) --------------- Mourgue is a somewhat morbid last name. * Being obsessed with surnames since getting into genealogy research, goes off to search for its origins/meanings * Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (bu09+) 53
This is nice, but the little boy looks unsettling. He's in the Uncanny Valley.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (d04cU) 54
The French were already Trooning out their kids that early, huh?
Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (UnA8+) 55
Kid looks like he's wearing a wig.
Posted by: dantesed at May 31, 2024 09:37 AM (Oy/m2) ****** It does. I think mom curled his hair with the same thing she used to create her tendrils. Maybe cork tied with fabric. Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (NpAcC) 56
Shoulders back! Chest out! Chin up!
That was my first thought. I can't stand it when women do the head tilt of compassion. Men who do it are, by definition, not men. Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (xCA6C) 57
The boy would have been about 14 - 15yo at time of Waterloo
Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (DIdfG) He was a teenager when ABBA recorded that song?? Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (v6Olo) 58
Thanks CBD, this is beautiful art.
I wonder about what you have to give a kid to stay still long enough for a painting; then I look at his pupils and know that opiates were easy to get back then! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (Rng/A) 59
Bigger is not always better....
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM (v6Olo) HE IS NOT OF THE BODY! Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (xhfG9) 60
Peer Overfences - a llmerick Madame Philippe was her name And now we know her main claim to fame I thought, "Holy Heck!" When I looked at her neck It's enough to put a giraffe to shame! Posted by: Muldoon at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (991eG) 61
Caption:
"Finally, Little Che-Che! The Bad Orange Man Can't Hurt Us Any More! Hurry Along Now. It's Almost Time For Tranny-Storybook Hour!" Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (eDfFs) 62
[x] boobs
'Rons are happy. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (llON Bigger is not always better. Those caught my eyes and held their attention for a while Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM Doof's not wrong. The lady has great...um...craquelure. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (Wnv9h) 63
Born in 1778? Bad time to be a French noble...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (ibTVg) 64
HE IS NOT OF THE BODY!
Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (xhfG9) ++++ Meh. Implants are not of the body! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (d04cU) 65
Mama's pretty good-lookin'.
I bet Mr. Desbassayns - of the Richemont Desbassayns - enthusiastically pursued the creation of siblings. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM (d04cU) Once more into the breech, dear wife! Posted by: Mr. Desbassayns at May 31, 2024 09:41 AM (6gW4D) 66
Shoulders back! Chest out! Chin up!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2024 *** I CAN'T HEAR YOOOO! Posted by: Sgt. Carter at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu) 67
Lovely painting! Thx.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (XkYcA) 68
Thanks, CBD. I needed something beautiful today.
Posted by: Kris at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (EwaUh) 69
[From SurnameDB:] "Mourge is a French-Huguenot metonymic surname. Recorded in England in the spellings of Mourge, Mourgue, and Morge, the name derives from the Old French pre 10th century 'Moine', meaning a monk." Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (bu09+) 70
* Being obsessed with surnames since getting into genealogy research, goes off to search for its origins/meanings *
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:40 AM (bu09+) the rabbit hole of rabbit holes. Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (AwYPR) 71
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1) 72
The kid has creepy eyes. Reminds me of the Black Eyes Children.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2024 09:43 AM (4XwPj) 73
Long title
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:30 AM (v6Olo) Where she could've just settled for "Perky Tits With Child" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (3vwcU) 75
Morning.
For a brief moment I thought this chick was holding some dude's severed head in her lap. It's her child. Whoops, Would have preferred the severed head. That would be so fucking metal. The child's face is strangely manga-esque and kawaii. Weird. Don't know if I would hang but it's a very well done painting. Needs more severed head. Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (vbDpG) 76
I bet Mr. Desbassayns - of the Richemont Desbassayns - enthusiastically pursued the creation of siblings.
The latest Napoleon movie focuses mostly on his personal life and his...uh...fervent attempts to conceive a child with Josephine... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (ibTVg) 77
Thanks, CBD. I needed something beautiful today.
Posted by: Kris at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (EwaUh) ++++ You have that every day! Just glance at the mirror on your way out the door! Posted by: Tired old lines that never work at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (d04cU) 78
I bet Mr. Desbassayns - of the Richemont Desbassayns - enthusiastically pursued the creation of siblings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM (d04cU) ---------------- "WHY DOES SHE HATE AND WANT TO DESTROY THE PLANET -- AND ESPECIALLY BRING MOAR TOXIC MASCULINITY INTO THE WORLD! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (bu09+) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (ZdexC) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 09:45 AM (vbDpG) 82
Historical fact: Perhaps it's no surprise that Madame Philippe Panon Desbassayns de Richemont's first Rap Hit was: "Dis Ass Sayin": Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 09:45 AM (eDfFs) Posted by: Abdulla Al-Goatfucker at May 31, 2024 09:45 AM (v6Olo) 84
'Moine', meaning a monk.
Also in Des Moines. Not to be confused with "Moide". As in, I'll moida you. Posted by: Moe of the Three Stooges at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (xCA6C) 85
Wiki says they had three kids
Eugène Panon Desbassyns de Richemont Alfred Panon Desbassayns de Richemont (d) Paul Desbassayns de Richemont Well, I think so its in French. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (ibTVg) 86
I’m sure from a technical perspective this is a well executed painting/portrait of mother and son. However, I find it joyless and rather morose. Not just the subjects but the colors of the clothing and background. I wouldn’t like having it around my house.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (XsuFr) 87
I love how the artist captures the sheerness of her sleeves and hemline.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (NpAcC) 88
Would Not Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2024 09:34 AM (od9zZ) How about this? https://is.gd/pspJn6 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (d9fT1) 89
No tattoos! I like it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (ewjUl) 90
Where she could've just settled for "Perky Tits With Child"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1) If I win the lottery instead of playing word games I want a place called Titties n Beer. Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (ENQN6) 91
[From SurnameDB:] "Mourge is a French-Huguenot metonymic surname. Recorded in England in the spellings of Mourge, Mourgue, and Morge, the name derives from the Old French pre 10th century 'Moine', meaning a monk."
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 *** Always amazes me how French winds up with something like "Mourge" from "Moine." Where did the "r" and "g" sounds come from, and where did the "n" go? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (J2vNu) 92
Beautiful!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (cCVOS) 93
Eugène Panon Desbassyns de Richemont
Alfred Panon Desbassayns de Richemont (d) Paul Desbassayns de Richemont I'll bet they all got stuffed in what passes for lockers in France. Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (xCA6C) 94
The latest Napoleon movie focuses mostly on his personal life and his...uh...fervent attempts to conceive a child with Josephine...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (ibTVg) In those moments he was certainly in a rush. Dude, you're the emperor of France. Light some candles and take your time. Little romance goes a long way. Did they listen to Manilow back then? I hear Manilow helps. Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (vbDpG) 95
The kid has creepy eyes. Reminds me of the Black Eyes Children.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2024 09:43 AM (4XwPj) Looks normal from here. Posted by: Children Of The Corn at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (6gW4D) 96
I love how the artist captures the sheerness of her sleeves and hemline.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM I am in awe of anyone who can paint like that. I cannot paint or draw three dimensionally. Now, if you need a living room or kitchen painted, I am pretty damn good if I say so for myself. Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (ewjUl) 97
the rabbit hole of rabbit holes.
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (AwYPR) -------------- Indeed. Wifey was a "genealogy widow" for most entire weekends over about a two-year stretch back in 2017-2018. Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (bu09+) 98
I'll bet they all got stuffed in what passes for lockers in France.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (xCA6C) ++++ Given that they could afford this kind of portraiture, I sincerely doubt it. They're stuffers, not stuffees. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (d04cU) 99
I love this. Mom and son are obviously very fond of each other and enjoy their bond. And look! She's not putting his hair in pigtails and posting on social media how proud she is of her non binary curly haired angel faced boy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (TBktB) 100
Wait, that's her son?!?
I thought it was a little girl. Even weirder. Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 *** Seeing a kid that age and with longer hair, sometimes it's hard to know. And some women then as now dressed their little boys as girls, just because they wanted to. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu) 101
Nice sporty rack his mom has there. If I was that kid I'd breastfeed til I was 16.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (IlL6s) 102
She kinda looks like actress Allison Brie?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (cCVOS) 103
Nice painting.
Senior members of the Trump campaign and the RNC should be speaking into microphones everywhere. They should be calling this for what it is, unbridled political power being used against an opponent, and election interference in its worst form. They should say that just as the dems did with by using their deep blue jurisdictions, that we will do the same, and convene grand juries in the heartland and south, to bring indictments against Clinton, Obama, and Biden, Biden's family members, and sitting members of Congress. The indictments will result in jury trials in those red jurisdictions, and the judges will be selected the same way the judge got selected in deep blue NYC. We will seek convictions and will sentence in accordance with the law. NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW. I'd said this in JJs thread above, and there said the speakers should be members of congress, but a moron corrected me saying most of the R senators are quietly applauding the verdict. And listen to Bret Baier and others on FNC, always calling it the "conviction" instead of calling it the "verdict." Words matter. Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (KiBMU) 104
If I win the lottery instead of playing word games I want a place called Titties n Beer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (ENQN6) You asked for it! https://youtu.be/jsMOth_XkZM Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (v6Olo) 105
Wiki says they had three kids
Eugène Panon Desbassyns de Richemont Alfred Panon Desbassayns de Richemont (d) Paul Desbassayns de Richemont Well, I think so its in French. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (ibTVg) Why'd Paul not get the "Panon" part of the name, I wonder. Posted by: spindrift at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (OguvZ) 106
101 Nice sporty rack his mom has there. If I was that kid I'd breastfeed til I was 16.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (IlL6s) You know you're typing out loud, right? Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (xhfG9) 107
'Moine', meaning a monk.
Also in Des Moines. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:45 AM (v6JzV) ------------ Nice! Didn't make that obvious connect. Getting old (and especially having chronic insomnia for four years now really sucks ...) Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (bu09+) 108
Nice sporty rack his mom has there. If I was that kid I'd breastfeed til I was 16.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (IlL6s) ++++ Sensible. You should take that two-year break before hitting the online "content" circuit! Gotta make sure you take the time to find yourself! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (d04cU) 109
The kid has creepy eyes. Reminds me of the Black Eyes Children.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) Looks normal from here. Posted by: Children Of The Corn He's perfect. Posted by: Village of the Damned children at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (3vwcU) 110
How about this? https://is.gd/pspJn6
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (d9fT1) ****** You might want to resurrect that during Pride month. Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (NpAcC) 111
Seeing a kid that age and with longer hair, sometimes it's hard to know. And some women then as now dressed their little boys as girls, just because they wanted to.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (J2vNu) --- Up through the early part of the 20th century, I think it was pretty common for young boys to be dressed indistinguishable from young girls until certain age, even here in America. I think there are some pics of FDR as a toddler where he basically looks like it a little girl. Not at all unusual. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (7fElN) Posted by: spindrift at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (OguvZ) 113
If I win the lottery instead of playing word games I want a place called Titties n Beer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 *** "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home . . ." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu) 114
Sensible. You should take that two-year break before hitting the online "content" circuit! Gotta make sure you take the time to find yourself!
Hey stop this malarky, Hunter's cornered this market on PronHub Posted by: Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:51 AM (ibTVg) 115
I needed something beautiful today.
Posted by: Kris at May 31, 2024 09:42 AM (EwaUh) Yes! It isn't great art, but it is wonderfully executed, and it is undeniably beautiful. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:51 AM (d9fT1) 116
Don't know why mothers like to let little children's hair grow long and curly; but, I've seen it often. There exist pictures of a certain 29 year old with curly platinum locks which do no justice to the bald 29 year old. IYKWIM
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 31, 2024 09:51 AM (Rng/A) 117
And the lady and the restored French Bourbon monarchy were more ethical than today's Capitol Hill.
||Portrait de Madeleine has been in the Louvre’s collection since 1818, when it was one of four canvases that the French state acquired from Benoist for 11,000 francs. This purchase is often described as compensation for the fact that Benoist had ended the public-facing aspects of her career four year prior. (Her husband had received a prestigious position in the Restoration government—a role that was incompatible with her further participation in public shows.)|| The lady's bio. Includes boobies; and the man in uniform -- Baron Larrey -- was Napoleon's 'chief medical officer' who created a battlefield ambulance service and surgeries, including the use of triage. https://tinyurl.com/4ser38kr Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 09:51 AM (ZdexC) 118
Madame Philippe Panon Desbassayns de Richemont (Jeanne Eglé Mourgue, 1778-1855) and Her Son, Eugène (1800-1859)
Her name is almost as long as Miklos' e-mail addy ! Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (T4tVD) 119
>>Dude, you're the emperor of France. Light some candles and take your time. Little romance goes a long way. Did they listen to Manilow back then? I hear Manilow helps.
Aaaand I'm Ready to taaaaake a chaaaance again! Read to put my life on the line For you! Posted by: Barry Bear at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (cCVOS) 120
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home . . ."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 09:51 AM (J2vNu) ++++ Can't be worse than what I ended up with. Posted by: Housewife of a 1980s coke-fueled junk bond trader at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d04cU) 121
Nice sporty rack his mom has there. If I was that kid I'd breastfeed til I was 16.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (IlL6s) You know you're typing out loud, right? Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (xhfG9) Sheit, if I was that kid I'd never stop breastfeeding. Aye, mamí! Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (vbDpG) 122
Always amazes me how French winds up with something like "Mourge" from "Moine." Where did the "r" and "g" sounds come from, and where did the "n" go?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Yeah, I was wondering that, too. I would like to see the intermediate forms in the word's evolution. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV) 123
Bigger is not always better. Those caught my eyes and held their attention for a while
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM I am considering a long-form post about exactly that topic. Shape vs. size vs. firmness. It's an important topic, and one that we have not touched upon enough on this blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1) 124
*slow clap*
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 31, 2024 09:44 AM (3vwcU) I'm now just trying to get them in before CBD has me programmatically destroyed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:53 AM (Zz0t1) 125
Wiki says they had three kids
Eugène Panon Desbassyns de Richemont Alfred Panon Desbassayns de Richemont (d) Paul Desbassayns de Richemont Well, I think so its in French. Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 09:46 AM (ibTVg) ------------ I wonder if Paul grew up with a complex, having been Panon-deprived? Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:53 AM (bu09+) 126
Her name is almost as long as Miklos' e-mail addy !
Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (T4tVD) She should be a kicker for an NFL team in the 80's. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1) 127
That orange/red thing on the chair is distracting. My eyes keep going to that rather than the people.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (4XwPj) 128
Always amazes me how French winds up with something like "Mourge" from "Moine." Where did the "r" and "g" sounds come from, and where did the "n" go?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Yeah, I was wondering that, too. I would like to see the intermediate forms in the word's evolution. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV) French is the Polish of Romance languages. Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (vbDpG) 129
Am I the only one here who can't avert my gaze from her freakishly long neck in order to appreciate her other assets? It compels me.
Looks like the artist painted the head separately and did a cut-and-paste, but misaligned it. If you stare for five or ten seconds it looks like the head is hovering above the canvas. She doesn't resemble Shelly Duvall half as much as she does Limu Emu. Posted by: Muldoon at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG) 130
111 Up through the early part of the 20th century, I think it was pretty common for young boys to be dressed indistinguishable from young girls until certain age, even here in America.
I think there are some pics of FDR as a toddler where he basically looks like it a little girl. Not at all unusual. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (7fElN) Their fathers didn't do anything about it? That seems odd. Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (UnA8+) 131
How sad that one of their children died as a baby....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies' Brigade plucky comic relief at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (SRRAx) 132
>>Yes!
It isn't great art, but it is wonderfully executed, and it is undeniably beautiful. It's sweet. I like the paintings where the subjects seem comfortable, at ease. Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (cCVOS) 133
Ok I translated the French wiki page and in another section it says they had 8 kids:
Eugène Panon (26/3/1800-26/6/1855), creator of the French Lycée de Pondicherry, Camille (7/7/1801-21/8/1804); Philip (1802–1803). Céline (29/3/1804-2/1/1887), married on 10 January 1831 William Dalon, Prefect of Cher. Lydie (17/1/1806-30/10/1839), married on 3 July 1824 Charles Jean Baptiste Dodun de Keroman, Marquess of Keroman. Alfred (9/4/1807-19/2/1861), Cavalry officer. Paul (24/8/1809-4/12/1875), MP and Senator[10] Edward (13/7/1812-12/11/1894)[11],[12, . Posted by: Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:55 AM (ibTVg) 134
All I know is I scrolled up and wasn't the first to mention bewbs. Too slow.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 09:55 AM (IlL6s) 135
FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
I'll try it again: Historical fact: Madame Philippe Panon Desbassayns' first Rap Hit was: "Dis B Ass Sayinz": Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 09:55 AM (eDfFs) 136
What Fed district is The Villages, Florida in?
We needs us some grand juries, prosecutions, trials, perp walks, 3 a.m. no knock raids, arrests, broken body cams, and more. Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 31, 2024 09:55 AM (KiBMU) 137
I am considering a long-form post about exactly that topic.
Shape vs. size vs. firmness. It's an important topic, and one that we have not touched upon enough on this blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1) *swoons* Oh wait - you meant something else. Dang! Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at May 31, 2024 09:55 AM (v6Olo) 138
In those moments he was certainly in a rush.
Dude, you're the emperor of France. Light some candles and take your time. Little romance goes a long way. Did they listen to Manilow back then? I hear Manilow helps. ------ How Wellington beat Napoleon in bed as well as battle: The Iron Duke famously galloped with a string of lovers. But, as a new exhibition reveals, when he slept with the Frenchman's mistress, it was another victory for Britain The First Duke of Wellington served as PM twice and spoke three languages +According to new letters, journals and diaries, closest bonds were with women +He loved their opinions, their brains and their outlook, along with their bodies +Duke seduced two of Napoleon’s former mistresses, saying he was 'far stronger' By JANE FRYER FOR THE DAILY MAIL PUBLISHED: 17:33 EDT, 12 April 2022 | UPDATED: 06:14 EDT, 13 April 2022 https://tinyurl.com/3x4jwbav Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (ZdexC) 139
I'll bet they all got stuffed in what passes for lockers in France.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (xCA6C) -------------- What's French for "water closet?" Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (bu09+) 140
Bigger is not always better. Those caught my eyes and held their attention for a while
Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:39 AM I am considering a long-form post about exactly that topic. Shape vs. size vs. firmness. It's an important topic, and one that we have not touched upon enough on this blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1) Speaking from recent past personal experience, no, not touched enough at all! Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (6gW4D) 141
Am I the only one here who can't avert my gaze from her freakishly long neck in order to appreciate her other assets? It compels me. ...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG) ++++ One of many reasons that slender, long-necked women should wear a choker of a color that contrasts nicely with skin tone (black would be a good choice in her case, and it goes with everything), preferably one with a small embellishment on the front... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (d04cU) 142
That orange/red thing on the chair is distracting. My eyes keep going to that rather than the people.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) I keep getting distracted by the orange thing on the shoulder of the lady's dress. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV) 143
@iowahawkblog
This is the part of the 1953 sci-fi movie where the scientists realize the high voltage lines & atom bombs only make the monster bigger Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (ENQN6) 144
123 I am considering a long-form post about exactly that topic.
Shape vs. size vs. firmness. It's an important topic, and one that we have not touched upon enough on this blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1) ======= Also, how much they feel like bags of sand. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (GBKbO) 145
Oh Man!! Why do they make the signature lines so damn short on these forms?!
- Madame Philippe Panon Desbassayns de Richemont Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (WXNFJ) 146
Looks like the artist painted the head separately and did a cut-and-paste, but misaligned it. If you stare for five or ten seconds it looks like the head is hovering above the canvas.
She doesn't resemble Shelly Duvall half as much as she does Limu Emu. Posted by: Muldoon at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG) He really needs to attend Photoshop training Posted by: blaster at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (xhfG9) 147
What's French for "water closet?"
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (bu09+) toilette Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (AwYPR) 148
You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/jsMOth_XkZM Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 09:49 AM (v6Olo) "Thank God I ain't queer." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1) 149
That orange/red thing on the chair is distracting. My eyes keep going to that rather than the people.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) I keep getting distracted by the orange thing on the shoulder of the lady's dress. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (v6JzV) ++++ ORANGE THINGS BAD! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (d04cU) 150
Wifey was a "genealogy widow" for most entire weekends over about a two-year stretch back in 2017-2018.
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:48 AM (bu09+) I and a 2nd cousin are very interested in genealogy and did a lot of research on our family, until we (he mostly) ran into the brick wall of data only being available in...Moscow. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (d9fT1) 151
139 What's French for "water closet?"
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (bu09+) When I was taking French classes in school, the teacher litererally just used "VC". Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 09:58 AM (UnA8+) 152
Would bang, I mean hang.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 09:58 AM (G8NR0) 153
Also, how much they feel like bags of sand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 09:56 AM (GBKbO) That's right. I remember now. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2024 09:58 AM (6gW4D) 154
She didn't go to any schools that enforced posture.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) 155
we have not touched upon enough on this blog.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (d9fT1) hamster touching jokes > fish puns Posted by: DaveA at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (FhXTo) 156
122 Always amazes me how French winds up with something like "Mourge" from "Moine." Where did the "r" and "g" sounds come from, and where did the "n" go?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius Yeah, I was wondering that, too. I would like to see the intermediate forms in the word's evolution. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM (v6JzV) Probably some kind of diminuitive. Where does the "k" in monk come from if it comes from "moine"? The same place i'd guess. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (BpZ5k) 157
In those moments he was certainly in a rush.
Dude, you're the emperor of France. Light some candles and take your time. Little romance goes a long way. Did they listen to Manilow back then? I hear Manilow helps. Posted by: Robert at May 31, 2024 09:47 AM (vbDpG) -------------- Who knows how different history would have turned out had Al Green been born three centuries earlier and made it over to Paris? Hey, I just got a great idea for a new Alt-History Fan-Fiction TV series ... Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (bu09+) 158
"titties and Beer"
Never heard that one. It's hysterical. Just the levity I needed to head to the boat. I love you Doof. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (TopPz) 159
When I was taking French classes in school, the teacher litererally just used "VC".
Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 09:58 AM (UnA8+) "Um, what?" - - - - Vietnam Vet Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) 160
Bigger is not always better. Those caught my eyes and held their attention for a while
Posted by: Doof One of the younger gals at work referred to me, privately, of course as "Not the boob starer". A more senior woman told her: 'No, he's just better than the other guys at not being caught.' Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (WXNFJ) 161
Interestingly the French wiki page mentions that this woman was friends with Empress Jospehine who apparently commented on Jeanne Eglé Mourgue's beauty, "This Madonna, madame, is as beautiful as you are, for you are as pure as she"
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (ibTVg) 162
I and a 2nd cousin are very interested in genealogy and did a lot of research on our family, until we (he mostly) ran into the brick wall of data only being available in...Moscow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (d9fT1) Hmmm...I'm wondering about church records...did the commies destroy them all? Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (AwYPR) 163
Who knows how different history would have turned out had Al Green been born three centuries earlier and made it over to Paris?
Hey, I just got a great idea for a new Alt-History Fan-Fiction TV series ... Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (bu09+) You misspelled Barry White. Posted by: Count de Monet at May 31, 2024 10:01 AM (6gW4D) 164
Opium eyes.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 31, 2024 10:01 AM (J8LnB) 165
I and a 2nd cousin are very interested in genealogy and did a lot of research on our family, until we (he mostly) ran into the brick wall of data only being available in...Moscow.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:57 AM (d9fT1) ++++ If it was even still there. Probably not worth burning a trip to Russia only to find out that the documents don't exist anymore. But now I know you're of Russian stock, and therefore EEEEVVVVVILLLLLLLLL! Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:02 AM (d04cU) 166
TBH if Napoleon had a son I don't think it would have affected history much. His nephew ended up seizing power in France, a son would have likely done the same instead.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:03 AM (ibTVg) 167
"titties and Beer"
Never heard that one. It's hysterical. Just the levity I needed to head to the boat. I love you Doof. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 09:59 AM (TopPz) *blushes* Love you too, nurse! Dial up Rodney Carrington's full albums. Especially his first 3 or 4. Dude was awesome for a while. Then his life kinda took some troubled turns and he got less funny. Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 10:03 AM (v6Olo) 168
A more senior woman told her: 'No, he's just better than the other guys at not being caught.'
Posted by: Tonypete That's the trick, right there. When I was riding the DC Metro into work, I got really good at checking out women boarding or exiting the train by looking at their reflections in the train windows. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV) 169
He's perfect.
Posted by: Village of the Damned children at May 31, 2024 09:50 AM (3vwcU) Speaking of VotD... I'm currently reading - "The Midwich Cuckoos" by John Wyndham, the book upon which the movie was based. This Wyndham fellow knew what he was doing alright. Speaking again of VotD- John Carpenter's remake doesn't get nearly enough love. it's an excellent retelling with a new coat of paint that ups the horror quotient. Check it out. Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (eDfFs) 170
Trump campaign took in $34.8m in the six hours after the verdict
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (OcudU) 171
@141 Joe Mannix-Black chokers around a girls neck is the same as having a black belt in karate except the woman expertise isn't karate.
There's a reason they wear it around their throat. Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (IlL6s) 172
One of the younger gals at work referred to me, privately, of course as "Not the boob starer".
A more senior woman told her: 'No, he's just better than the other guys at not being caught.' Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (WXNFJ) The second woman is wise. We look. It's who we are and what we do. Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (v6Olo) 173
That's the trick, right there. When I was riding the DC Metro into work, I got really good at checking out women boarding or exiting the train by looking at their reflections in the train windows.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV) ++++ Optimizing the use of the reflective surfaces is the mark of experience and skill development. Many try to cheat this requirement through the use of sunglasses, but that's a limited-use crutch that encourages sloppy execution. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (d04cU) 174
A more senior woman told her: 'No, he's just better than the other guys at not being caught.'
Posted by: Tonypete That's the trick, right there. When I was riding the DC Metro into work, I got really good at checking out women boarding or exiting the train by looking at their reflections in the train windows. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV) It's like looking at the sun. You glance and look away. Posted by: Seinfeld Reference at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (6gW4D) 175
One of the younger gals at work referred to me, privately, of course as "Not the boob starer".
A more senior woman told her: 'No, he's just better than the other guys at not being caught.' Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (WXNFJ) One of the hardest things for me to learn after getting glasses was they weren't SUNglasses......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1) 176
170 Trump campaign took in $34.8m in the six hours after the verdict
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (OcudU) Not legal to profit off of a crime. He'll be handing that over to NYS by this afternoon, if his bank knows what's good for them. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (BpZ5k) 177
A Banana Republic, if you can keep it!
Posted by: Alvin Bragg at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (5h/8D) 178
Women developed long necks to better crane into wallets.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (G8NR0) 179
TBH if Napoleon had a son I don't think it would have affected history much. His nephew ended up seizing power in France, a son would have likely done the same instead.
Posted by: 18-1 Napoleon did have a son, by Maria Louise. He ended up at the Hapsburg court in Vienna (Maria Louise was a Hapsburg), where he died. Hitler had his casket moved from Vienna to Paris, to rest beside that of his father. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (v6JzV) 180
One of the younger gals at work referred to me, privately, of course as "Not the boob starer".
A more senior woman told her: 'No, he's just better than the other guys at not being caught.' Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (WXNFJ) ++++ Out of curiosity, were said boobs on display? Most men will always look anyway - some surreptitiously, some not - but if they're out on display, it's an invitation for visual examination. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (d04cU) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (L/fGl) 182
I think I see this week's theme. Memorial Day Wife's. birthday Deathbed Ghey French Piquenique Breastfeeding What are five events you will always remember? Posted by: Muldoon at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (991eG) 183
Hmmm...I'm wondering about church records...did the commies destroy them all?
Posted by: BignJames The German side of my family's church records were lost for a long time as the Wehrmacht seized the village, and a number of neighboring ones, and razed them to construct a base back when some Austrian paper hanger became popular. We eventually found the documents at some of the other churches in Bavaria. Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (WXNFJ) 184
Women developed long necks to better crane into wallets.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (G8NR0) ++++ What an evolutionary oddity. One would thing long fingers would be a better mutation. Maybe they coincided? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (d04cU) 185
He'll be handing that over to
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (BpZ5k) ---- FIFY... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (7fElN) 186
173 That's the trick, right there. When I was riding the DC Metro into work, I got really good at checking out women boarding or exiting the train by looking at their reflections in the train windows.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV) ++++ Optimizing the use of the reflective surfaces is the mark of experience and skill development. Many try to cheat this requirement through the use of sunglasses, but that's a limited-use crutch that encourages sloppy execution. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (d04cU) "Amen." - Every dude in a gym trying not to end up on some TikTok video Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (KbCG3) 187
Trump campaign took in $34.8m in the six hours after the verdict
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (OcudU) Can someone explain to me WHY we're sending money to a billionaire ? Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (T4tVD) 188
Canada Post Wants No Part Of Trudeau Liberals’ Gun Grab: CEO
OTTAWA — The head of Canada Post says the Crown agency wants nothing to do with the Trudeau government’s gun grab, despite efforts by Ottawa to enlist the postal service in the “buy back” plan. Testifying before the House operations committee on Wednesday, Canada Post CEO Doug Ettinger said the Crown corporation had serious concerns over its involvement with the program, which would see firearms owners turn in their now-outlawed firearms to Canada Post locations. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (ZdexC) Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (bnQ7K) 190
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Out of curiosity, were said boobs on display? Most men will always look anyway - some surreptitiously, some not - but if they're out on display, it's an invitation for visual examination. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (d04cU) Was really proud of myself over this past weekend while at a friends house. While having a conversation with a lady in a bikini top housing relatively large boobs, I maintained eye contact the ENTIRE time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1) 191
That's the trick, right there. When I was riding the DC Metro into work, I got really good at checking out women boarding or exiting the train by looking at their reflections in the train windows.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (v6JzV) ++++ Optimizing the use of the reflective surfaces is the mark of experience and skill development. Many try to cheat this requirement through the use of sunglasses, but that's a limited-use crutch that encourages sloppy execution. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (d04cU) Yes, reflective surfaces are proof that God loves us. Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (eDfFs) 192
@170 Smell the Glove-I'm hoping it ends up being 500 million.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (IlL6s) 193
Didja see the North American Man Boy Lincoln Association's gloat?
https://shorturl.at/AriRo Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (L/fGl) ++++ When even the Baseball Cuck gets a little bit queasy (not much, but at least a little bit) over what his side has done but *you* celebrate it with abandon, you are truly a next-level shitheel. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (d04cU) 194
“On Memorial Day, I brought you the bittersweet, inspiring story of the Birmingham-Southern Panthers baseball team. The team won its Super Regional postseason tournament and is set to play in the Division III College World Series. What’s remarkable about this feat is that the baseball team will outlast its school, which shuts its doors on Friday.”
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (ENQN6) 195
192 @170 Smell the Glove-I'm hoping it ends up being 500 million.
Posted by: JROD at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (IlL6s) Me too Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (Akjoo) 196
Where is your balanced political powers now?
Somebodies aren't doing their jobs. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (J8LnB) 197
Testifying before the House operations committee on Wednesday, Canada Post CEO Doug Ettinger said the Crown corporation had serious concerns over its involvement with the program, which would see firearms owners turn in their now-outlawed firearms to Canada Post locations.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (ZdexC) --- Call me crazy but handing over a bunch of firearms to disgruntled postal workers is not the brightest idea... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (7fElN) 198
She should be a kicker for an NFL team in the 80's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1) -------------- * Garo Yepremian and Jan Stenerud have entered the chat * Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (bu09+) Posted by: That's the next line right? at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (ibTVg) 200
Thank God Trump was convicted!
GALLUP POLL: Right now, do you think that economic conditions in the country are getting better or getting worse? May 2024 Getting better: 26% [-7] Getting worse: 70% [+7] Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (L/fGl) 201
Trump campaign took in $34.8m in the six hours after the verdict
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 10:04 AM (OcudU) I did a search with that headline on DDG and all that came up was Trump found guilty etc... SMH Posted by: spypeach at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (UuB/1) 202
Out of curiosity, were said boobs on display? Most men will always look anyway - some surreptitiously, some not - but if they're out on display, it's an invitation for visual examination.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) Joe, I was assigned to Victoria Secret's HQ at the time. It was damn near a requirement for the gals, even in senior positions, to do that at the time. It's not everyday you can see a bustier underneath a suit coat for the gals. Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ) 203
Was watching the Stars/Oilers game earlier this week and behind the Stars bench sat a couple, man and woman, where the lady removed her Oilers jersey to reveal her bustier.
While she wasn't sporting anything impressive from a tit standpoint, the dude could NOT stop staring at them. I mean, plain as day, right there for the world to watch him do it. I couldn't stop laughing. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) 204
"Amen." - Every dude in a gym trying not to end up on some TikTok video
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (KbCG3) ++++ This is why I don't go to the gym. I bought some weights and a cheap bench and just stay home. I don't need to be on some gym THOT's TikTok rant because I'm guilty of dual crimes of "being sighted" and "existing while ugly." The odds are in fact low that this happens, but I'm not interested. The first gym to ban cameras is the gym that will get my business. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:11 AM (d04cU) 205
Canada only has gruntled postal employees!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:12 AM (ZdexC) 206
190 ++++
Out of curiosity, were said boobs on display? Most men will always look anyway - some surreptitiously, some not - but if they're out on display, it's an invitation for visual examination. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:06 AM (d04cU) Was really proud of myself over this past weekend while at a friends house. While having a conversation with a lady in a bikini top housing relatively large boobs, I maintained eye contact the ENTIRE time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1) "What a nice gay man." -- Lady in a bikini top housing relatively large boobs Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:12 AM (KbCG3) 207
I did a search with that headline on DDG and all that came up was Trump found guilty etc... SMH Posted by: spypeach at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM Google has it as first item. I recently reset my browser and it set search to Google. I have to reset it one of these days. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2024 10:12 AM (RKVpM) 208
The German side of my family's church records were lost for a long time as the Wehrmacht seized the village, and a number of neighboring ones, and razed them to construct a base back when some Austrian paper hanger became popular. We eventually found the documents at some of the other churches in Bavaria.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:07 AM (WXNFJ) I've got a couple of girl cousins from Queens (surprised the hell out of me) their dad was Sicilian and the church has records of his line going back nearly a thousand years. Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 10:12 AM (AwYPR) 209
Joe, I was assigned to Victoria Secret's HQ at the time. It was damn near a requirement for the gals, even in senior positions, to do that at the time. It's not everyday you can see a bustier underneath a suit coat for the gals.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ) ++++ Was it permanently distracting, or did familiarity eventually breed indifference? I hope it wasn't the latter. I don't want to enter a world of boob indifference. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (d04cU) 210
"What a nice gay man." -- Lady in a bikini top housing relatively large boobs
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:12 AM (KbCG3) She keeps thinking that, maybe I'll see them one day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1) 211
The Canadians are upset!
The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial Trudeau's health minister Mark Holland gets TRIGGERED at the thought of Canadians going on a road trip: "Don't worry kids about climate change! Don't worry about taking action on the planet! Enjoy your 10 hours in the car and let the planet burn!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl) 212
209 Was it permanently distracting, or did familiarity eventually breed indifference?
I hope it wasn't the latter. I don't want to enter a world of boob indifference. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (d04cU) ======= Isn't this what Hugh Hefner's kids described? Indifference to the nudity around them all the time? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO) 213
Where is your balanced political powers now?
Somebodies aren't doing their jobs. Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 31, 2024 10:09 AM (J8LnB) --------------- Where Have All The Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (bu09+) 214
@TPostMillennial
Trudeau's health minister Mark Holland gets TRIGGERED at the thought of Canadians going on a road trip: "Don't worry kids about climate change! Don't worry about taking action on the planet! Enjoy your 10 hours in the car and let the planet burn!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl) Everyting dat guy just said is bullshit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1) 215
Trump needs the speech of a lifetime here in an hour.
But I fear he's going to do the same bullshit he pulled on J6 and just give his canned stump speech. Oh well. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (g9W3m) 216
The whole Wear skin tight spandex short shorts and a sportsbra at the gym and complain if men look at you think is both one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and a perfect encapsulation of Soviet America.
I remember back in the old days some gyms had specific times for women only. It seemed reasonable to me. But of course that's from back when everyone knew what a woman was... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (ibTVg) 217
211 The Canadians are upset!
The Post Millennial @TPostMillennial Trudeau's health minister Mark Holland gets TRIGGERED at the thought of Canadians going on a road trip: "Don't worry kids about climate change! Don't worry about taking action on the planet! Enjoy your 10 hours in the car and let the planet burn!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl) ======= If individual choices and transportation options matter this much, just wait until he hears about people taking 10 hour flights to go to Europe to conduct meetings that could have been done on Zoom. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 31, 2024 10:15 AM (t0mBL) 219
Trump needs the speech of a lifetime here in an hour.
But I fear he's going to do the same bullshit he pulled on J6 and just give his canned stump speech. Oh well. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (g9W3m) Trump is a stupid poopiehead and should just drop out of the race for the good of America. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1) 220
@TPostMillennial
Trudeau's health minister Mark Holland gets TRIGGERED at the thought of Canadians going on a road trip: "Don't worry kids about climate change! Don't worry about taking action on the planet! Enjoy your 10 hours in the car and let the planet burn!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl) ++++ This is excellent advice. I don't worry about it, I won't take any such "action" and I *will* enjoy my car trip. Thank you, Minister Holland, for finally demonstrating that a government agent can, sometimes, provide solid guidance for people. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:15 AM (d04cU) 221
210 "What a nice gay man." -- Lady in a bikini top housing relatively large boobs
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:12 AM (KbCG3) She keeps thinking that, maybe I'll see them one day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1) Ha! My father told me a story about some kid he went to high school with that everyone knew was gay. He said that after finding out that the girls would change in front of the dude, he didn't actually know whether he was gay or brilliant. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:15 AM (KbCG3) 222
Even gay men think boobs are beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (wDLi3) 223
Trump needs the speech of a lifetime here in an hour.
But I fear he's going to do the same bullshit he pulled on J6 and just give his canned stump speech. Oh well. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice I heard here yesterday that Biden was gonna make a statement on the verdict. Did he do that? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (v6JzV) 224
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If individual choices and transportation options matter this much, just wait until he hears about people taking 10 hour flights to go to Europe to conduct meetings that could have been done on Zoom. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (GBKbO) *The WEF farts in your general direction* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1) 225
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_ BREAKING: FEC vendor records reveal Judge Merchan's daughter raked in $9.7 mil from Biden+Kamala during their 2020 campaigns for prez, raising fresh conflict issues. They paid Loren Merchan's Dem consulting firm Authentic Campaigns to sway swing-state undecideds thru social media - Well, at least the Merchans aren't cheap crooks. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (L/fGl) 226
Isn't this what Hugh Hefner's kids described? Indifference to the nudity around them all the time?
Supposedly in extreme muslim cultures seeing a woman's ankle is a serious turn on, so I imagine there is some amount of variation in what is indecent/exciting and what is not but...the human make is designed to appreciate a nude attractive female due to our very nature.... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (ibTVg) 227
Newgene he look like a little girl
Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (o2ZRX) 228
I've got a couple of girl cousins from Queens (surprised the hell out of me) their dad was Sicilian and the church has records of his line going back nearly a thousand years.
Posted by: BignJames It's a good thing the Normans keep good microfiche records way back then while there! Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (WXNFJ) 229
If individual choices and transportation options matter this much, just wait until he hears about people taking 10 hour flights to go to Europe to conduct meetings that could have been done on Zoom.
-------- Ironically, Justin's media whores have been talking up a poll about X% of Canadians are going to go travel on holiday this year to play up "Justin's economy is fine" lies and that Covid is over! spin. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:17 AM (ZdexC) 230
222 Even gay men think boobs are beautiful.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (wDLi3) And straight women. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:17 AM (KbCG3) 231
226 Isn't this what Hugh Hefner's kids described? Indifference to the nudity around them all the time?
Supposedly in extreme muslim cultures seeing a woman's ankle is a serious turn on, so I imagine there is some amount of variation in what is indecent/exciting and what is not but...the human make is designed to appreciate a nude attractive female due to our very nature.... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (ibTVg) ======= And then you get so bored with naked adult women that you start looking...elsewhere. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) 232
The whole Wear skin tight spandex short shorts and a sportsbra at the gym and complain if men look at you think is both one of the dumbest things I've ever heard and a perfect encapsulation of Soviet America.
I remember back in the old days some gyms had specific times for women only. ... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:14 AM (ibTVg) ++++ Because America's laws are bullshit, there *are* female-only gyms even though the opposite is forbidden. If these gym THOTs wanted to avoid the "Male Gaze," they'd join one of them. But they don't. They *want* the Male Gaze, but only a sub-variant of it called "Chad's Gaze." If a non-Chad - that is, a non-person - sees them, it's a hate crime. Skimpy clothes and whatnot are not sniper rifles, ladies. They're nukes. You can't really target them. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:18 AM (d04cU) 233
I was assigned to Victoria Secret's HQ at the time.
Posted by: Tonypete ---------- One of the better story starter lines I have seen. Posted by: scampydog at May 31, 2024 10:18 AM (2bFN5) 234
Supposedly in extreme muslim cultures seeing a woman's ankle is a serious turn on
Is that the Wolfusian sect? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:19 AM (v6JzV) 235
And then you get so bored with naked adult women that you start looking...elsewhere.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) ++++ :: sweats nervously :: Posted by: The Petting Zoo at May 31, 2024 10:19 AM (d04cU) 236
Optimizing the use of the reflective surfaces is the mark of experience and skill development. Many try to cheat this requirement through the use of sunglasses, but that's a limited-use crutch that encourages sloppy execution.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:05 AM (d04cU) === You're probably too young to remember mirrored lenses. They were awesome in the 70s and early 80s. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2024 10:19 AM (RIvkX) 237
I'm pretty sure the male gays at the gym don't give a shit about your LuLu-clad back fat, there, honey buns.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 10:20 AM (BpZ5k) 238
You're probably too young to remember mirrored lenses. They were awesome in the 70s and early 80s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2024 10:19 AM (RIvkX) ++++ Those are great if your buddy is wearing them, and they fall under the "reflective surfaces" category. They don't help the wearer much, though. A team where both people wear them can be very high-functioning. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (d04cU) 239
And then you get so bored with naked adult women...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) I understand those words but not in that particular sequence Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (v6Olo) 240
If I say " I'd hit that", does that count as an art comment?
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (0jLKZ) 241
Joe, I was assigned to Victoria Secret's HQ at the time. It was damn near a requirement for the gals, even in senior positions, to do that at the time. It's not everyday you can see a bustier underneath a suit coat for the gals.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:11 AM (WXNFJ) ------------- Lived with (should have married) an All-American Girl-Type Beauty for a decade whom I'd met at work in corporate America; she intentionally dressed in baggy, frumpy attire to hide her body and limit the attention & flirtation from men (and even some of the ladies IYKWIMAITYD -- as this WAS the Bay Area). Still, her face & eyes alone were much too attractive for that tactic to be successful as obviously indicated by our particular romance ... Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (bu09+) 242
Germany: Absolutely insane video shows Islamist stab numerous people, including officers, before getting put down
https://shorturl.at/FXbfT Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (L/fGl) 243
When that kid's dad gets back from whatever war he's fighting, he needs to take the shears to that boy's hair.
Posted by: PabloD at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (euahq) 244
I heard here yesterday that Biden was gonna make a statement on the verdict. Did he do that?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (v6JzV) === No, the White House put a lid on the press at 9:15 am yesterday and he spent the day on the beach in Delaware, a former slave state. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (RIvkX) 245
221 Ha! My father told me a story about some kid he went to high school with that everyone knew was gay. He said that after finding out that the girls would change in front of the dude, he didn't actually know whether he was gay or brilliant.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:15 AM (KbCG3) We had a guy like that at my school, too. Pretty sure he wasn't gay. The actual gay dudes were these two super-uptight, super-catholic, super-nerdy guys who always wore a white dress shirt and tie. Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (UnA8+) 246
I was assigned to Victoria Secret's HQ at the time.
Posted by: Tonypete ---------- One of the better story starter lines I have seen. Posted by: scampydog Honest to Gosh, in the main HQ building, there was a floor to ceiling blow up of "The Angels" photo behind the staircase. It was three stories tall. If you did it right, you could stand in front of Tyra Banks' boob. Which was bigger than you were. Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (WXNFJ) 247
And then you get so bored with naked adult women...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) I don't want to live in a world where when I see a hot broad in a bikini doesn't send some tingles to my nether regions. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) 248
If I say " I'd hit that", does that count as an art comment?
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm Hildawg, is that you? Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (3vwcU) Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at May 31, 2024 10:23 AM (991eG) 250
214 @TPostMillennial
Trudeau's health minister Mark Holland gets TRIGGERED at the thought of Canadians going on a road trip: "Don't worry kids about climate change! Don't worry about taking action on the planet! Enjoy your 10 hours in the car and let the planet burn!" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl) Everyting dat guy just said is bullshit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden ROAD TRIP! Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:23 AM (g4m12) 251
I support Trump 100%
I'm just ... still really bitter about J6. Like, that's it? A crummy commercial? I waited all that time for the secret decoder ring for that? Now, if he does a Q and A after? It's going to be epic. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:23 AM (g9W3m) 252
If a chick catches you staring at her across the room, just rutch a little one way or the other and lean a bit, like she's just in your way.
It's both a dodge and a neg at the same time. And you get the added satisfaction of knowing you're a terrible person. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 10:24 AM (BpZ5k) 253
I'm wondering about church records...did the commies destroy them all?
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 10:00 AM (AwYPR) The synagogues are gone. But we think there may be business records available that list principles of a company my great-great-grandfather started. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1) 254
Shape vs. size vs. firmness.
It's an important topic, and one that we have not touched upon enough on this blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM All in favor... Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2024 10:24 AM (ewjUl) 255
I don't want to live in a world where when I see a hot broad in a bikini doesn't send some tingles to my nether regions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) Me either. A planet like that needs to be hit with Centauri mass drivers. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (VwHCD) 256
I don't want to live in a world where when I see a hot broad in a bikini doesn't send some tingles to my nether regions.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1) That's NOWHERE near as hot as Obama and his pants creases! - Chris Matthews and David Brooks Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (v6Olo) 257
You're probably too young to remember mirrored lenses. They were awesome in the 70s and early 80s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 31, 2024 10:19 AM (RIvkX) -------------- * Jon & Ponch from "CHiPs" have entered the chat * Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (bu09+) 258
251 I support Trump 100%
I'm just ... still really bitter about J6. Like, that's it? A crummy commercial? I waited all that time for the secret decoder ring for that? Now, if he does a Q and A after? It's going to be epic. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:23 AM (g9W3m) ======= I honestly don't know what people would have expected differently. Trump isn't the guy to call for an actual insurrection. It was obvious that the process was going to play out and Biden was going to be declared president. Sure, going to DC to express disgust at things seemed reasonable, but it was going to be no more effective at turning things around than any other protest. Risk was obviously greater than the average protest, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:26 AM (v6JzV) 260
I'm just ... still really bitter about J6. What part? I'm bitter that Trump and his supporters were used by the dems to create their Reichstag fire moment and only his supporters that didn't actually do anything wrong have been serving time in prison. I don't blame Trump for that. It's almost the exact same thing the left did to him over Charlottesville. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1) 261
I honestly don't know what people would have expected differently. Trump isn't the guy to call for an actual insurrection. It was obvious that the process was going to play out and Biden was going to be declared president.
Sure, going to DC to express disgust at things seemed reasonable, but it was going to be no more effective at turning things around than any other protest. Risk was obviously greater than the average protest, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO) ++++ Trump is a reformer, not a revolutionary. Always has been. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:26 AM (d04cU) 262
Me either. A planet like that needs to be hit with Centauri mass drivers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (VwHCD) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:27 AM (Zz0t1) 263
Shape vs. size vs. firmness.
It's an important topic, and one that we have not touched upon enough on this blog. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 09:52 AM All in favor... Posted by: Minnfidel at May 31, 2024 10:24 AM (ewjUl) ------------- We're gonna need some Virtual (or at least Augmented) three-dimensional Reality technology to really focus on & experience titillatingly that "touched upon" aspect ... Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:27 AM (bu09+) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:27 AM (ZdexC) 265
I want to see more male asses up in here. The physical type not the smart-ass type.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 31, 2024 10:28 AM (G/eSj) 266
ROAD TRIP!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:23 AM (g4m12) I'll be towing my camper during the 4th holiday, so I'll be burning PLENTY of diesel over a period. With pride. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1) 267
Isn't this what Hugh Hefner's kids described? Indifference to the nudity around them all the time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Did you know that the youngest Hefner son is married to the actress who played Pansy Parkinson in the Harry Potter movies? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2024 10:28 AM (4XwPj) 268
252 If a chick catches you staring at her across the room, just rutch a little one way or the other and lean a bit, like she's just in your way.
It's both a dodge and a neg at the same time. And you get the added satisfaction of knowing you're a terrible person. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 10:24 AM (BpZ5k) At the gym last night, an attractive girl doing elliptical behind me. After I got done wiping down the bike, I gave her a little glance. Caught her also giving me a glance. Now, the funny thing is that she knows I was checking her out. My assumption is that she was just trying to catch me checking her out. I'm not confident enough to believe the door swings both ways. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:28 AM (KbCG3) 269
So I just completed my trip to Texas a couple of days ago. A few thoughts.
Thoughts on Texas It’s big Buc-ees is a thing And they didn’t charge me 9 cents for a bag People are nice. My grandkids are awesome It’s hot BBQ capital of the world Pledge of Allegiance to the Texas flag at school??? I didn’t know this. And I lowered my handicap by four strokes. A pretty good visit. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:29 AM (W/lyH) 270
261 Sure, going to DC to express disgust at things seemed reasonable, but it was going to be no more effective at turning things around than any other protest. Risk was obviously greater than the average protest, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO) ++++ Trump is a reformer, not a revolutionary. Always has been. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:26 AM (d04cU) ======= I think people took the understanding that risk was greater to mean that the protest COULD lead to some kind of actual change. But the risk was greater not because it could cause change but because the powers that be were simply more desperate to regain control. At that point, protest isn't going to cause change. Actually storming the Capitol will. Like, real storming. With torches and shit. Not getting tours by Capitol Police. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO) 271
that list principles of a company
------- *cough* "principals" *cough* ==== We will sell no sous-vide before its time! Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:30 AM (ZdexC) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV) 273
The synagogues are gone. But we think there may be business records available that list principles of a company my great-great-grandfather started.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 10:24 AM (d9fT1) That's tough....I've got plenty to search here...back to 1621...in Europe it gets sketchy. Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (AwYPR) 274
Getting in the spirit of June, I see.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:30 AM (v6JzV) I said the 4th, which is a holiday in JULY, in case you missed that. I don't celebrate blasphemy. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (Zz0t1) 275
Saw a chick with tight pink shorts with JUICY, on the ass. Yeah, sure, it's not gonna catch my attention. Gees.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (0jLKZ) 276
It was obvious that the process was going to play out and Biden was going to be declared president.
Sure, going to DC to express disgust at things seemed reasonable, but it was going to be no more effective at turning things around than any other protest. Risk was obviously greater than the average protest, though. -- Yeah, that's the part I really have a hard time understanding. Trump knew it was over. So, why the rally? Was there still some hope when he called for it? And then he was trapped into proceeding? I wonder where we'd be now without the "insurrection " and our own gulag of political prisoners? Probably a lot less people woken to reality. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (g9W3m) 277
I heard here yesterday that Biden was gonna make a statement on the verdict. Did he do that?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:16 AM (v6JzV) Biden's Keepers tried. They got him all amped up on amphetamines. But, all he would do is hump the couch and shit his pants. They gave Biden an ice cream cone and sent him to bed. Posted by: naturalfake at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (eDfFs) 278
At that point, protest isn't going to cause change. Actually storming the Capitol will. Like, real storming. With torches and shit. Not getting tours by Capitol Police.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO) The disappointing part was that he just gave the same speech he had been giving for weeks. Yet another way he didn't really fire up the crowd. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (KbCG3) 279
Are You also going to give some love to the boobies that have been cut on and carved up, but still want to be beautiful in their own way? Because there's a lot of us who's boobs are not why they used to be and I don't mean in just a Nancy Pelosi way........
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:32 AM (hv2WN) 280
And I lowered my handicap by four strokes.
A pretty good visit. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:29 AM (W/lyH) Whereabouts were ya? I would've raised my handicap with ya. Not that I know what my handicap is, other than my brain. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1) 281
Was it over when the German bombed Pearl Harbor?!!?
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:32 AM (G8NR0) 282
Are You also going to give some love to the boobies that have been cut on and carved up, but still want to be beautiful in their own way? Because there's a lot of us who's boobs are not why they used to be and I don't mean in just a Nancy Pelosi way........
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:32 AM (hv2WN) Well, if you insist. The next TxMoMe is going to get me in trouble. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1) 283
that list principles of a company
------- *cough* "principals" *cough* The typical modern company has no principles, leastaways nothing decent folk would recognize as such. Posted by: no class or intelligence either at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (k3d8O) 284
276 Yeah, that's the part I really have a hard time understanding.
Trump knew it was over. So, why the rally? Was there still some hope when he called for it? And then he was trapped into proceeding? I wonder where we'd be now without the "insurrection " and our own gulag of political prisoners? Probably a lot less people woken to reality. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:31 AM (g9W3m) ======== I guess he'd hoped it would accomplish something, the rally, but by the point he was actually going to give it, he'd kind of given into reality. He wasn't going to retain the presidency. The coup had worked. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO) 285
Don't kid yourself. Gay guys notice attractive women and their lovely body parts as much or more than us straights. They are weird and perverted in every way.
Posted by: Excessive Faggotry at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (V5BDR) 286
Posted by: Sponge
Sorry, Sponge. Just joshin.' Yes, I knew you were referring to the 4th of July, but since Blasphemy Month comes first, I thought I'd throw it in there. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (v6JzV) 287
Why do I think this chick was banging Jaime Lannister?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (b1cZA) 288
Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) 289
Germany: Absolutely insane video shows Islamist stab numerous people, including officers, before getting put down
https://shorturl.at/FXbfT Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:21 AM (L/fGl) Savages. Red China knows how to deal with the muzzie animals. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (od9zZ) 290
Whereabouts were ya? I would've raised my handicap with ya. Not that I know what my handicap is, other than my brain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1) West Hills area of Austin. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:34 AM (W/lyH) 291
“These latest actions and statements of the Public Prosecutor’s Office of Guatemala represent an attempt at a coup d’etat, spearheaded by politically motivated prosecutors,” Borrell said in a statement. “They show contempt for the clear will of Guatemala’s citizens.”
Posted by: Joe Biden Travel Agent To The World at May 31, 2024 10:34 AM (RHGPo) 292
Sorry, Sponge. Just joshin.' Yes, I knew you were referring to the 4th of July, but since Blasphemy Month comes first, I thought I'd throw it in there.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (v6JzV) Never apologize. It's a sign of weakness. All good. I wasn't offended, just don't want personal pride to be hijacked as the rainbow and the word gay has by the homo mafia. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1) 293
It's not weird or perverted to look at or notice attractive women. You think they doll themselves up to be ignored and shunned?
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:34 AM (G8NR0) 294
I want to see more male asses up in here. The physical type not the smart-ass type.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 31, 2024 10:28 AM (G/eSj) Oh. Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (T4tVD) 295
Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) Finally back on topic. Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (0jLKZ) 296
West Hills area of Austin.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:34 AM (W/lyH) Only a couple of hours from me.... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 297
288 Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) The sad irony being that you can likely view those just by saying you're all for killing the unborn. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (KbCG3) 298
Gay guys notice attractive women and their lovely body parts as much or more than us straights.
Posted by: Excessive Faggotry at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (V5BDR) Based on your vast experience with gay men? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (d9fT1) 299
It's not weird or perverted to look at or notice attractive women. You think they doll themselves up to be ignored and shunned?
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:34 AM (G8NR0) I've said it for years. You do that, don't get pissed when I pay attention. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1) 300
Why do only "fit" women who can wear skin-tight spandex outfits need to go to a gym daily anyway?
'Tis a mystery. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (Q4IgG) 301
Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) Or a guy. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (v6JzV) 302
How about the horde comes up with an alternative to pride month.
Something else to highlight or celebrate. Maybe Constitution month. Or American History month. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (YkZWy) 303
Only a couple of hours from me....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) I'll let ya know next time. Probably next Spring. Was supposed to stay longer but had to come back for a funeral. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (W/lyH) 304
302 How about the horde comes up with an alternative to pride month.
Something else to highlight or celebrate. Maybe Constitution month. Or American History month. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (YkZWy) There can be two Zappa months, right? Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (KbCG3) 305
At that point, protest isn't going to cause change. Actually storming the Capitol will. Like, real storming.
--- And put down like John Brown. Wars suck. But, how much easier then? How much easier if the SC had granted TX its hearing? And how much harder it is now .... As said yesterday, there is a price to fighting back ... that goes up the longer you delay. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (g9W3m) 306
Something else to highlight or celebrate. Maybe Constitution month. Or American History month.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (YkZWy) TITTY MONTH!!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1) 307
I swear...we slightly modified this product to rename one kind of thing to another name for the client. But the naming is wildly inconsistent.
Called new name in some places but not in most of the others. Makes changing documentation around it a real hassle when it should have just been a minor hassle. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO) 308
I think Trump didn't want us to have to go quietly in the face of obvious injustice.
Would the Left go quietly even if they knew they didn't have a chance? No. And we've been trained for years to lay back and take it. Because that's not who we are, and muh norms, and every other lie they could dream up to pacify and contain us. Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (G8NR0) 309
Imperial fashion, got to love it.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (W+kMI) 310
Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) learn to compartmentalize. Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (AwYPR) 311
How about the horde comes up with an alternative to pride month.
Something else to highlight or celebrate. Maybe Constitution month. Or American History month. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (YkZWy) ++++ Not directly offensive enough to the leftist whip-crackers. June is historically the biggest wedding month of the year. Go with that. "Marriage and Family Month" But with no pseudo-marriage shit. No cohabitation, no gay unions, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (d04cU) 312
I'll let ya know next time. Probably next Spring.
Was supposed to stay longer but had to come back for a funeral. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (W/lyH) Sympathies for your loss...... I'll be game, I'm sure, as long as you don't mind time on a course with a relative hack. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1) 313
Something else to highlight or celebrate. Maybe Constitution month. Or American History month.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (YkZWy) Wrath of God Month. Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (G8NR0) 314
305 And put down like John Brown.
Wars suck. But, how much easier then? How much easier if the SC had granted TX its hearing? And how much harder it is now .... As said yesterday, there is a price to fighting back ... that goes up the longer you delay. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 31, 2024 10:36 AM (g9W3m) ======= Oh, sure. An actual insurrection probably would have been put down, but if we had institutions that were actually doing their jobs (like SCOTUS and the TXvPA lawsuit), then the protest wouldn't have been necessary to start with. Our problems are extra-legal. The solutions probably need to be the same way. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO) 315
Im flying a hetero flag for June.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (0jLKZ) 316
302 How about the horde comes up with an alternative to pride month.
Something else to highlight or celebrate. Maybe Constitution month. Or American History month. ========= I vote for American History Month too! Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (W+kMI) Posted by: Marmalade at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (od9zZ) 318
Im flying a hetero flag for June.
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (0jLKZ) ++++ What the hell is a "hetero flag" and what does it look like? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (d04cU) 319
June is historically the biggest wedding month of the year. Go with that.
"Marriage and Family Month" But with no pseudo-marriage shit. No cohabitation, no gay unions, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (d04cU) Traditional Marriage Month. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1) 320
Pride month should be shared with Mental Health month.
Posted by: polynikes at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (SHMXB) 321
++++
What the hell is a "hetero flag" and what does it look like? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (d04cU) Doggie style. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1) 322
Why do only "fit" women who can wear skin-tight spandex outfits need to go to a gym daily anyway?
'Tis a mystery. Posted by: Martini Farmer The rest of us are working out at home trying to improve. Even during my best times I don't flaunt anything. Sure as hell don't wanna be seen struggling and sweating. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (3vwcU) 323
308 And we've been trained for years to lay back and take it. Because that's not who we are, and muh norms, and every other lie they could dream up to pacify and contain us.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (G8NR0) And only a Fed would talk about resistance, in order to bait you into doing something. Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (UnA8+) 324
I'll be game, I'm sure, as long as you don't mind time on a course with a relative hack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1) Heh...I can hack with the best of them. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (W/lyH) 325
Gay guys notice attractive women and their lovely body parts as much or more than us straights.
Posted by: Excessive Faggotry at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (V5BDR) Based on your vast experience with gay men? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM Let's check with garrett. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (Wnv9h) 326
Traditional Marriage Month.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1) ++++ I'm of two minds. I could see making it more direct - "Normal Marriage and Family Month" or somesuch - but even that helps normalize that this other crap is equivalent to actual marriage and family. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (d04cU) 327
302 How about the horde comes up with an alternative to pride month.
-- It's gonna be rainbows everywhere I will wear either red, orange, or black over flag colors June is dedicated to the Sacred Heart of Jesus ( also a red color btw) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (EGSGm) 328
learn to compartmentalize.
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (AwYPR) Nah, those bitches don't deserve the 10 seconds or centimeters I could give them. Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (G8NR0) 329
Would bang. Errr.. hang
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 31, 2024 10:41 AM (+nXom) 330
300 Why do only "fit" women who can wear skin-tight spandex outfits need to go to a gym daily anyway?
'Tis a mystery. ======== Actually, for nigh on 30 years now I've wished that ALL women who wear tight fitting clothes in public would go to a gym daily. I'm looking at you, Walmart shoppers. Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:41 AM (W+kMI) 331
What the hell is a "hetero flag" and what does it look like?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:39 AM (d04cU) LOL. . Man/Woman symbols overlapping. It's all we got. Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (0jLKZ) 332
I'm of two minds. I could see making it more direct - "Normal Marriage and Family Month" or somesuch - but even that helps normalize that this other crap is equivalent to actual marriage and family.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (d04cU) Concur. Not the moral equivalency I'd like to see. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (W/lyH) 333
Are You also going to give some love to the boobies that have been cut on and carved up, but still want to be beautiful in their own way? Because there's a lot of us who's boobs are not why they used to be and I don't mean in just a Nancy Pelosi way........
Posted by: nurse ratched Heh. A gal pal of mine had reduction surgery and, let me tell you, what remains is FANTASTIC! "Look, Karen (yeah, that's her name), I didn't go to medical school, and I don't mean anything nasty by this but, I'm interested in how scars heal up. If you wouldn't mind, could I . . . . ?" Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (WXNFJ) 334
Pride month.. I never did understand why anyone who was so perverted would be proud
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (Akjoo) 335
Haven't had a chance to visit a Buc-ees yet, but looking forward to some of those Beaver Nuggets when I do!
/only half-joking Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (bu09+) 336
327 302 How about the horde comes up with an alternative to pride month.
-- It's gonna be rainbows everywhere I will wear either red, orange, or black over flag colors June is dedicated to the Sacred Heart of Jesus ( also a red color btw) Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 31, 2024 10:40 AM (EGSGm) How about we call it, "Middle Eastern Corporate Month," where we reflect the dedicated Middle Eastern web pages and social profiles of our brave corporations. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (KbCG3) 337
I just hoisted my new flag. It looks a lot like a fist raised with the palm in and fingers curled except the middle one.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:43 AM (W/lyH) Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:43 AM (G8NR0) 339
Haven't had a chance to visit a Buc-ees yet, but looking forward to some of those Beaver Nuggets when I do!
/only half-joking Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:42 AM (bu09+) Legal crack. Had heard about them. Now wishing I had stuffed my baggage with them. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:43 AM (W/lyH) 340
Legal crack. Had heard about them. Now wishing I had stuffed my baggage with them. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:43 AM (W/lyH) Did you try the Spicy Nug-ees? They're likely horrible for you, but I can't stop eating them if I start. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:44 AM (Zz0t1) 341
My civil disobedience begins today.
I am ordering a set of those little yard signs that will say: Vote Dems Out. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (W/lyH) 342
323 308 And we've been trained for years to lay back and take it. Because that's not who we are, and muh norms, and every other lie they could dream up to pacify and contain us.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:37 AM (G8NR0) And only a Fed would talk about resistance, in order to bait you into doing something. ===== I'd trust someone here of long standing that would talk about resistance. I think the average Feddy potted plant is good at encouragement but short on actually communicating the who, what, why, etc of doing said resistance. Verbal version of those dorks that march around with flags in matching preppy style. Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (W+kMI) 343
Based on your vast experience with gay men?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (d9fT1) Based on a gay brother-in-law and his "husband". They are catty beyond belief and believe me-they notice attractive girls. Posted by: Excessive Faggotry at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (V5BDR) 344
I'll bet they all got stuffed in what passes for lockers in France.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 -------------- What's French for "water closet?" Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 0 *** Vespasienne? Though I think that's an outdoor toilet, and probably a pay one. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (J2vNu) 345
June is officially the Celebration of Mayhem month! Because my birthday is June 19th. They even made it a federal holiday!!!
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (4XwPj) 346
Diogenes, Shirley you picked up a pair of Buc-ee's swim trunks while there. Right?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (WXNFJ) 347
Did you try the Spicy Nug-ees? They're likely horrible for you, but I can't stop eating them if I start.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:44 AM (Zz0t1) No, but did score some mesquite jerky. Ohhhhh....Myyyyy! Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (W/lyH) 348
I vote for American History Month too!
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (W+kMI) --------------- "America has no other history than being the only country that had and still practices slavery, h8r! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 10:46 AM (bu09+) 349
343 Based on your vast experience with gay men?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 31, 2024 10:35 AM (d9fT1) Based on a gay brother-in-law and his "husband". They are catty beyond belief and believe me-they notice attractive girls. Posted by: Excessive Faggotry at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (V5BDR) That's because they're competition. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:46 AM (KbCG3) 350
"America has no other history than being the only country that had and still practices slavery, h8r! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
The woman in the painting? Her family's money was from French slave plantations.... Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 10:46 AM (ibTVg) 351
337 I just hoisted my new flag. It looks a lot like a fist raised with the palm in and fingers curled except the middle one.
====== I may go old school and go with "An Appeal to Heaven", which seems to work on multiple levels. Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:46 AM (W+kMI) 352
346 Diogenes, Shirley you picked up a pair of Buc-ee's swim trunks while there. Right?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (WXNFJ) That's like them having an "Insurrection" on Jan. 6th to commemorate Our Wedding Anniversary ! Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:47 AM (Akjoo) 353
Diogenes, Shirley you picked up a pair of Buc-ee's swim trunks while there. Right?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (WXNFJ) No. I didn't see them, but I did get the inevitable tee shirt. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:47 AM (W/lyH) 354
310 Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) learn to compartmentalize. Posted by: BignJames Let's put that compartmentalization to the test: https://tinyurl.com/brkfhupx Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 31, 2024 10:47 AM (JCZqz) 355
No, but did score some mesquite jerky.
Ohhhhh....Myyyyy! Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (W/lyH) I want to give their jerky guy a high five. Their jerky used to be REALLY salty, but they changed the recipes across the board and really nailed it. It's a MUST HAVE on road trips for me. Peppered Mesquite is my go to, but the Hot n' Spicy gets love too. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1) 356
Opium eyes.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 31, 2024 *** Madame, I opium mother is feeling better. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (J2vNu) 357
354 310 Any booby is a good booby. Unless it belongs to a leftist commie tramp.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:33 AM (G8NR0) learn to compartmentalize. Posted by: BignJames Let's put that compartmentalization to the test: https://tinyurl.com/brkfhupx Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 31, 2024 10:47 AM (JCZqz) Almost didn't scroll far enough. Almost. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (KbCG3) 358
In tangential movie news:
That Trump movie, The Apprentice, about his early years and relationship with Cohn (which apparently includes a scene of Trump raping his wife Ivana) cannot find a distributor after screening at Cannes and Trump's cease and desist letter. All of the major streamers have passed along with studios like A24 while the majors most likely won't go near it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo) 360
Damn, I wonder where the nearest Bucees to me is. I'm in Northern Virginia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (v6JzV) 361
352 346 Diogenes, Shirley you picked up a pair of Buc-ee's swim trunks while there. Right?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 31, 2024 10:45 AM (WXNFJ) That's like them having an "Insurrection" on Jan. 6th to commemorate Our Wedding Anniversary ! Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:47 AM (Akjoo) Sorry.. That was meant for Madammahem and her Juneteenth Birthday Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (Akjoo) 362
359 BREAKING:
West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin leaves Democratic Party, registers as independent Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo) "I proclaim my independence from the democratic party. My vote, on the other hand..." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:49 AM (KbCG3) 363
Damn, I wonder where the nearest Bucees to me is. I'm in Northern Virginia.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (v6JzV) Florence, SC. There is however one planned for the Williamsburg area Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 10:49 AM (v6Olo) 364
359 BREAKING:
West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin leaves Democratic Party, registers as independent Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo) ======== Dude isn't even running for re-election. "Oh, and my party has turned bad," he said after having helped the party and enriched himself through the party for decades. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO) 365
West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin leaves Democratic Party, registers as independent
Posted by: SMOD at May 31, 2024 10:48 AM (RHGPo) Will still vote with the dems 100% of the time. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1) 366
Is it ever appropriate to hang the flag upside down? If so what would be the time? What does it symbolize?9
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (0jLKZ) 367
“I’m Gonna Kill All The Jews”: Pakistani Immigrant Seen On Video Trying To Run Down Students Outside Brooklyn Yeshiva
- NTTAWWT Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (L/fGl) 368
348 I vote for American History Month too!
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:38 AM (W+kMI) --------------- "America has no other history than being the only country that had and still practices slavery, h8r! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!" ----------- That's my cue to pull the "Well, acshually..." card on them. Undereducated Lefties hate it when they get that corrective-informative approach regarding FACTS. Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (W+kMI) 369
There is however one planned for the Williamsburg area
Posted by: Doof Damn, too bad we aren't going down to Virginia Beach on a regular basis anymore, now that my in-laws are gone. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV) 370
368 That's my cue to pull the "Well, acshually..." card on them. Undereducated Lefties hate it when they get that corrective-informative approach regarding FACTS.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (W+kMI) ======== "Your source is bad. It's Fox News. My source is good. It's Howard Zinn. I don't have to listen to you." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO) 371
Is it ever appropriate to hang the flag upside down? If so what would be the time? What does it symbolize?9
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm I think it's a distress signal used by ships at sea. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV) 372
However, since becoming a United States Senator in 2010, I have seen both the Democrat and Republican parties leave West Virginia and our country behind for partisan extremism while jeopardizing our democracy. Today, our national politics are broken and neither party is willing to compromise to find common ground. To stay true to myself and remain committed to put country before party, I have decided to register as an independent with no party affiliation and continue to fight for America’s sensible majority.
Posted by: Joe Manchin at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (RHGPo) 373
And now is used metaphorically to signal the distress of our nation.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV) 374
Damn, too bad we aren't going down to Virginia Beach on a regular basis anymore, now that my in-laws are gone.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV) If you take me up on my offer for smuggled passage to the TxMoMe, you'll get to stop at multiple Buc-ees locations. First one being Richmond, KY. Posted by: Doof at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (v6Olo) 375
372 However, since becoming a United States Senator in 2010, I have seen both the Democrat and Republican parties leave West Virginia and our country behind for partisan extremism while jeopardizing our democracy. Today, our national politics are broken and neither party is willing to compromise to find common ground. To stay true to myself and remain committed to put country before party, I have decided to register as an independent with no party affiliation and continue to fight for America’s sensible majority.
Posted by: Joe Manchin at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (RHGPo) ======= The idea that the GOP and the Dems aren't willing to compromise to do whatever Democrat leadership wants is silly nonsense. Otherwise, sure. Both parties suck. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO) Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (G8NR0) 377
370 368 That's my cue to pull the "Well, acshually..." card on them. Undereducated Lefties hate it when they get that corrective-informative approach regarding FACTS.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (W+kMI) ======== "Your source is bad. It's Fox News. My source is good. It's Howard Zinn. I don't have to listen to you." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO) I remember back in my Facebook days of using an Ann(e) Coulter reference to surface an inconvenient stat. Buddy called me out for using Coulter as a source. When I shared that HER source was a government report, I received...no reply. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (KbCG3) 378
Today, our national politics are broken and neither party is willing to compromise to find common ground. To stay true to myself and remain committed to put country before party, I have decided to register as an independent with no party affiliation and continue to fight for America’s sensible majority.
Posted by: Joe Manchin at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (RHGPo) I don't need 'common ground.' I don't elect you to make friends. I elect you do to what's best for ME and MY COUNTRY. PERIOD. You've been failing to do that a LOT lately, so..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1) 379
359 BREAKING:
West Virginia Sen. Joe Manchin leaves Democratic Party, registers as independent ------ I imagine many of his constituents had something to say to him about it. (Trump won WV, IIRC.) I imagine WV voters who get irate tend to make threats they intend to follow up. Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (W+kMI) 380
378 I don't need 'common ground.' I don't elect you to make friends. I elect you do to what's best for ME and MY COUNTRY. PERIOD.
You've been failing to do that a LOT lately, so..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1) ======= Hell, it's a false assumption. Dems and Reps have much common ground. Well, their leadership does. It's just that they have to constantly lie to the people about what that is. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO) 381
I think it's a distress signal used by ships at sea.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV) Thanks. I'd like to symbolize America I Knew is Dead. Skull and crossbones over it? Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (0jLKZ) 382
>>Pride month.. I never did understand why anyone who was so perverted would be proud
A guess? They were grasping for something that is the opposite of "shame." But yes, selecting "pride" in a sexual choice* is odd. *The activists have completely abandoned the 'born this way' argument to accommodate the "T" in their acronym, so. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (cCVOS) 383
379 I imagine many of his constituents had something to say to him about it. (Trump won WV, IIRC.) I imagine WV voters who get irate tend to make threats they intend to follow up.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (W+kMI) ======= His term is up at the end of this year. He's not running for re-election. He's not running for any other seat. He's done with electoral politics and is off to make 7 figures from NGOs for the rest of his life. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (GBKbO) 384
Thanks. I'd like to symbolize America I Knew is Dead. Skull and crossbones over it? Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (0jLKZ) Go with the thirteen star Betsey Ross flag like we did Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (Akjoo) 385
A guess?
They were grasping for something that is the opposite of "shame." But yes, selecting "pride" in a sexual choice* is odd. *The activists have completely abandoned the 'born this way' argument to accommodate the "T" in their acronym, so. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 10:54 AM (cCVOS) Pride, in the form they've chosen, is one of the 7 deadlies. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (Zz0t1) 386
That Trump movie, The Apprentice, about his early years and relationship with Cohn (which apparently includes a scene of Trump raping his wife Ivana) cannot find a distributor after screening at Cannes and Trump's cease and desist letter.
All of the major streamers have passed along with studios like A24 while the majors most likely won't go near it. - Should've named it Emmanuel Goldstein. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (L/fGl) 387
I have some dim memory that SOS as a Morse Code distress signal was preceded by something else which still held at the time of the Titanic[/i[ disaster. Wiki says "CQD"; does that sound right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (J2vNu) 389
>>Today, our national politics are broken and neither party is willing to compromise to find common ground. To stay true to myself and remain committed to put country before party, I have decided to register as an independent with no party affiliation and continue to fight for America’s sensible majority.
A little late to that realization, buddy Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (cCVOS) 390
Listening to Bongino on Rumble, lots of swearing today lol. It's kind of cathartic.
Posted by: spypeach at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (UuB/1) 391
Go with the thirteen star Betsey Ross flag like we did
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (Akjoo) I have 2 shirts with the BR flag and VICTORY underneath. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1) 392
Today, our national politics are broken and neither party is willing to compromise to find common ground. To stay true to myself and remain committed to put country before party, I have decided to register as an independent with no party affiliation and continue to fight for America’s sensible majority while continuing to caucus with the Democrats just like the other technical 'independents' who also 'left the party' for marketing purposes.
Posted by: Joe Manchin at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (RHGPo) ++++ Added the unspoken part on Manchin's behalf. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:56 AM (d04cU) 393
And now is used metaphorically to signal the distress of our nation.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV) Ok, thanks. I can see that. Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:56 AM (0jLKZ) 394
Is it ever appropriate to hang the flag upside down? If so what would be the time? What does it symbolize?9
Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm I think it's a distress signal used by ships at sea. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:52 AM (v6JzV) Damn! Posted by: South Korean Ship in Distress at May 31, 2024 10:56 AM (W/lyH) 395
Listening to Bongino on Rumble, lots of swearing today lol. It's kind of cathartic.
Posted by: spypeach at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (UuB/1) He should roll up his sleeves for a much better effect. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (W/lyH) 398
>>Pride, in the form they've chosen, is one of the 7 deadlies.
Ironic. As Alanis Morrissette would define it Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (cCVOS) 399
Go with the thirteen star Betsey Ross flag like we did
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM (Akjoo) I'm gonna need a lot more flags. Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (0jLKZ) 400
397 New Flag
How many Red States do we have? This number of stars. Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (W/lyH) ====== I wouldn't want to include Kentucky. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO) 401
Two random headlines.
Over 70,000 Syrians Naturalized in Germany in Last Year Alone Germany: Islamist stabs numerous people at political event, including officers, before getting put down - At least the video on the second has a happy ending. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl) 402
370 368 That's my cue to pull the "Well, acshually..." card on them. Undereducated Lefties hate it when they get that corrective-informative approach regarding FACTS.
Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:50 AM (W+kMI) ======== "Your source is bad. It's Fox News. My source is good. It's Howard Zinn. I don't have to listen to you." ------ I have some books by real American history scholars. When I bust out the demographics of South Carolina in 1775 or how every village outside of Boston was basically prepped for an uprising that April morning, you can see the panic & surprise rising in their eyes. Marxists are vain and stupid, think THEY invented the "people's struggle." HAH! Posted by: exdem13 at May 31, 2024 10:58 AM (W+kMI) 403
New Flag
How many Red States do we have? This number of stars. Posted by: Diogenes It would allow us to dispense with the fantasy that Rhode Island exists. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 10:59 AM (v6JzV) 404
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:59 AM (d04cU) 405
Listening to Bongino on Rumble, lots of swearing today lol. It's kind of cathartic. Posted by: spypeach at May 31, 2024 10:55 AM Benny Johnson is swearing today too. He thinks the left is being real quiet. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 31, 2024 10:59 AM (RKVpM) 406
CQD
CQD is one of the first distress signals adopted for radio use. On 7 January 1904 the Marconi International Marine Communication Company issued "Circular 57", which specified that, for the company's installations, beginning 1 February 1904 "the call to be given by ships in distress or in any way requiring assistance shall be 'C Q D' ". At the first International Radiotelegraphic Convention, held in Berlin in 1906, Germany's Notzeichen distress signal of three-dots three-dashes three-dots ( ▄ ▄ ▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄ ▄ ▄ ▄ ) was adopted as the international Morse code distress signal.[5] This distress signal soon became known as "SOS" because it has the same dash-dot sequence as the letters S O S with the gaps between the letters removed, and in fact is properly written SOS, with an overbar, to distinguish it from the three individual letters. In contrast, CQD is transmitted as three distinct letters with a short gap between each, like regular text. The SOS distress code is also easier to hear as it is nine symbols long, while no other character or sign is longer than six symbols. Germany had first adopted this distress signal in regulations effective 1 April 1905.[6][7] Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 10:59 AM (ZdexC) 407
Patriotism gets a day here and there, fuck pride month.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 31, 2024 10:59 AM (G/eSj) 408
This painting would seem less racist if there was a companion work showing African society at a similar time.
Or maybe something mixed like most TV commercials today. Posted by: jerry Carroll at May 31, 2024 11:00 AM (5uZK2) 409
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 10:59 AM (d04cU) ===== I found it, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO) 410
I love that one of the most corrupt and purchasable Senators of our time is called Joe Mansion. It's so perfect.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 11:01 AM (G8NR0) 411
NOOD RANT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 11:01 AM (d04cU) 412
>>“I’m Gonna Kill All The Jews”: Pakistani Immigrant Seen On Video Trying To Run Down Students Outside Brooklyn Yeshiva
As horrid as it is predictable. Cue the headlines about how we must do something about all these Christian Nationalist hate crimes against Jews. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 31, 2024 11:01 AM (cCVOS) 413
Nood. Sponge already nailed the FIRST!!!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV) 414
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 11:01 AM (Zz0t1) 415
377 "Your source is bad. It's Fox News. My source is good. It's Howard Zinn. I don't have to listen to you."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 10:51 AM (GBKbO) I remember back in my Facebook days of using an Ann(e) Coulter reference to surface an inconvenient stat. Buddy called me out for using Coulter as a source. When I shared that HER source was a government report, I received...no reply. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 31, 2024 10:53 AM (KbCG3) Yep. I used to know someone who wouldn't accept anything if it didn't come from either Daily KOS or Mother Jones. One of the many reasons I no longer speak to her. Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 11:04 AM (UnA8+) 416
They're gonna call us white supremacists no matter what. If they're going to have their Holy Month of Ram-a-Man, we oughta call it Ernst Roehm Month. Dare them to denounce a faggot and fascist. He's their Perfect Man.
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>>I guess he'd hoped it would accomplish something, Trump is the living embodiment of Reagan's happy warrior. In many respects, we do not deserve Trump, but he's going to fight to the last for us. Will we for him? Ay, there's the rub. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 11:10 AM (AWKoY) 418
She has limpid eyes.
Posted by: m at May 31, 2024 11:14 AM (hyRRf) 419
345 June is officially the Celebration of Mayhem month! Because my birthday is June 19th. They even made it a federal holiday!!!
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