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Posted by: Ciampino - Update #15 at May 30, 2024 04:13 AM (qfLjt) 2
Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 30, 2024 04:14 AM (hoCmQ) 3
BOING!
Hi Pixy. Scott Adams is deh funneh about what took place in Australia yesterday: https://tinyurl.com/ya2wsw5p (X) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:14 AM (X41A+) 4
Nooded.
Posted by: olddog in mo at May 30, 2024 04:14 AM (hoCmQ) 5
Top 10?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 04:15 AM (omVj0) 6
Speaking of tech new, this morning I had a Win10 BSOD for the first time in maybe 2 years or so.
Doing everything I can to start thinking of moving to a Linux laptop in the future, rather than continue on to Win11. Zero faith in MS versus my digital privacy and security. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:17 AM (X41A+) 7
Will this make today's daily art thread?
https://tinyurl.com/2jnf9hzn (X) __________ Suggested QOTD for Thursday nights ONT: https://tinyurl.com/2jwbauc6 (X) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:18 AM (X41A+) 8
Chicken Run 2 promo clip:
https://tinyurl.com/mv37dvdw (X) __________ Had I still be living in the US today, I'm pretty sure I would move if I lived in any major blue city. Take Boston, for example: https://tinyurl.com/34mxkz3d (X) The Morons here who live in places like San Francisco, I can only wish you safety and happiness but I would think that's betting against the odds. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:19 AM (X41A+) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:20 AM (X41A+) 10
If you enjoy watching something auto-looping all day, I highly recommend this clip:
https://tinyurl.com/2dmzcza9 (X) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:21 AM (X41A+) 11
Evening and morning to all the AoSHQ satellites across the Solar system! (Titan, I know that methane atmosphere makes everything smell like Charlie in Seismology after he eats reconstituted burritos. Get used to it.)
It rained here a little last night, and cooled nothing off; we're still at 79 F. this early morning. But, you know, Thursday; the weekend is coming, baby! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 04:22 AM (omVj0) 12
I feel like I did waiting for the OJ verdict. I was working in a lab doing some critical experiments and I heard a wave of sounds coming from the hallway outside. The verdict was announced and all kinds of sounds were heard. Oh no! hurray! all work stopped and everyone stood around talking at once. Never forget that experience. Will it happen again?
Posted by: colin at May 30, 2024 04:23 AM (/z/eU) 13
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 04:25 AM (fwDg9) 14
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Had I still be living in the US today, I'm pretty sure I would move if I lived in any major blue city. Take Boston, for example: https://tinyurl.com/34mxkz3d (X) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:19 AM (X41A+) ---- The first 7 of that Boston list will lead to vigilantism. Posted by: Ciampino - Update #16 at May 30, 2024 04:27 AM (qfLjt) 15
Experts believe this is likely to make Google Search worse, though they were unable to explain how this is possible.
We can Posted by: the Old Guys from Altavista at May 30, 2024 04:30 AM (wWqRd) 16
That is, the site selected turns out to be first-rate farmland, and Germany has soil conservation laws that require all that soil to be... Something expensive and inconvenient. I don't know what exactly.
The rich fertile loam must be painstakingly removed and re-purposed in accordance with Deutsch administrative laws and guidelines. Wir haben Regeln und diese müssen befolgt werden. This is a standard response when you're dealing with the most OCD rule-bound society on the planet. Otherwise nice Fraus will screech at you if you put the discarded plastic into the wrong recycling bin. The lack of EU subsidies was probably the real determining factor, but as someone who spent the first eighteen years of his life, I have to give them credit for not allowing good topsoil to be wasted. Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 30, 2024 04:31 AM (u/Zei) Posted by: in best Donald Trump/Henny Youngman voice at May 30, 2024 04:32 AM (wWqRd) Posted by: MiklosWatch at May 30, 2024 04:34 AM (wWqRd) 19
Good morning morons
Local TV news reports a flag waved by right-wing election deniers has been removed from Civic Center Plaza. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:35 AM (RIvkX) 20
The reporterette informs that the flag has flown since the UN Charter was signed there in 1964!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:37 AM (RIvkX) 21
The first 7 of that Boston list will lead to vigilantism.
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #16 at May 30, 2024 04:27 AM (qfLjt) - That's racist and illegal!!! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:37 AM (X41A+) 22
The reporterette informs that the flag has flown since the UN Charter was signed there in 1964!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:37 AM (RIvkX) - I knew you didn't have to be corrected. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:38 AM (X41A+) 23
It would seem my internet slowdown to not available was my router, turned it off a minute then back on to reset it
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 04:39 AM (fwDg9) 24
Sorry, that should read "first eighteen years of his life on a farm." A farm of roughly one hundred acres and change, with poor bottom land surrounded by loess. We would have welcomed that fertile soil from Deutschland. That was in the era where small individual farmers still flourished but were rapidly being pushed out by the corporate mega farms. Farming then was a gamble of the direst degree, and just like in Vegas, the House (climate, mother nature, weather, whatever you want to call it) held the odds.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 30, 2024 04:40 AM (u/Zei) 25
About 30 minutes
Roscosmos - Soyuz 2.1a - Progress MS-27 - LS 31/6 Baikonur Cosmodrome, KAZ - Space Affairs Live The ISS cargo mission Progress MS-27 will be launched on top of a Soyuz 2.1a rocket on May 30 Launch at 5:43 a.m. EDT, 0943 UTC, 11:43 CEST, and 14:43 local Baikonur time from launch site 31/6 of the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan. https://www.youtube.com/live/JbvIbpxED44 Posted by: Ciampino - Update #17 at May 30, 2024 04:41 AM (qfLjt) 26
https://tinyurl.com/n75cryh3
There is some good stuff on Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 04:41 AM (fwDg9) 27
Biden's Dog has all the good news this morning
Let me ask, do you not think those things are already legalized in practice? Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:44 AM (RIvkX) 28
Raylan Givens
@JewishWarrior13 · Follow 320 million US dollars went down the drain near the Gaza port. The United States dismantled the temporary pier. FJB ==== Biden's Folly Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:51 AM (RIvkX) 29
Let me ask, do you not think those things are already legalized in practice?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:44 AM (RIvkX) - I agreed from the start with the conservative pundits who a few years ago began saying that people need to move out of the cities. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:51 AM (X41A+) 30
Raylan Givens
@JewishWarrior13 · Follow 320 million US dollars went down the drain near the Gaza port. The United States dismantled the temporary pier. FJB ==== Biden's Folly Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:51 AM (RIvkX) - "I'll be back!" https://www.jpost.com/international/article-804290 (JPost) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:53 AM (X41A+) 31
>>>Experts believe this is likely to make Google Search worse, though they were unable to explain how this is possible.
; ) Posted by: m at May 30, 2024 05:05 AM (hyRRf) Posted by: m at May 30, 2024 05:09 AM (hyRRf) 33
A Nigerian hacker is claiming responsibility for the legal action that almost had Graceland on the auction block. My lawyers want me to sign off on a document with my name, address, email address, and social security number that they can disseminate to whoever they choose. I may hate the ever living hell out of the Boy Scouts of America, but I ain't bending over for a dose of identity theft. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:12 AM (RKVpM) Posted by: Ciampino - Update #18 at May 30, 2024 05:12 AM (qfLjt) 35
10 If you enjoy watching something auto-looping all day, I highly recommend this clip:
https://tinyurl.com/2dmzcza9 (X) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 04:21 AM (X41A+) NICE! Posted by: m at May 30, 2024 05:12 AM (hyRRf) 36
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/ identity-thief-claims-behind-graceland- foreclosure-attempt-report / stitch together Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:14 AM (RKVpM) 37
https://tinyurl.com/2dmzcza9
Keeping this tab open all day today. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 05:15 AM (RIvkX) 38
@EndWokeness BREAKING: A manhunt is underway in Washington for several suspects who "desecrated" a Spokane pride mural. City leaders held a conference on the UNSPEAKABLE tragedy of the mural. Some leaders broke down and cried: Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:16 AM (RKVpM) 39
37 https://tinyurl.com/2dmzcza9
Keeping this tab open all day today. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 05:15 AM (RIvkX) It would be great to watch on a big screen and with SurroundSound. Posted by: m at May 30, 2024 05:17 AM (hyRRf) Posted by: Fenderbender at May 30, 2024 05:19 AM (r72iY) 41
Fauci "prompted" Andersen to publish a 2020 paper claiming COVID did not have a lab origin, and just two months after publication awarded Andersen $8.9 million. Fauci's chief-of-staff Folkers misspelled Andersen name in emails as "Anders$n" to evade FOIA searches on "Andersen." Yet Fauci still walks the streets a free man while Biden wants a blackmailed man to go to jail while the blackmailer walks free. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:23 AM (RKVpM) 42
evergreen:
unintentionelle @ellewasamistake 7/5/21 gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$ Posted by: m at May 30, 2024 05:24 AM (hyRRf) 43
Damn, divide. I can't believe your lawyers don't know of a legal way to create an anonymous alias for documents like that.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 05:24 AM (P9xGM) Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 05:25 AM (fwDg9) 45
https://tinyurl.com/n75cryh3
There is some good stuff on Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 04:41 AM (fwDg9) Always is. Thanks Skip ! Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 05:29 AM (T4tVD) 46
Have a good one and stay safe Skip !
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 05:31 AM (T4tVD) 47
Hiya
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 05:33 AM (T4tVD) Posted by: the blueberries at May 30, 2024 05:33 AM (wWqRd) 49
Damn, divide. I can't believe your lawyers don't know of a legal way to create an anonymous alias for documents like that. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 05:24 AM I know. I'm playing hardball with them. Whatever amount I'm awarded they get one third of. Typical settlements in cases like this are in the hundreds of thousands. For males. Female victims get like 10X that amount. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:34 AM (RKVpM) Posted by: with Geometric Logic at May 30, 2024 05:36 AM (wWqRd) 51
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@EndWokeness BREAKING: A manhunt is underway in Washington for several suspects who "desecrated" a Spokane pride mural. City leaders held a conference on the UNSPEAKABLE tragedy of the mural. Some leaders broke down and cried: Posted by: Divide by Zero This simulation sucks. Hit the restart. Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 30, 2024 05:36 AM (s1NDj) 52
T - 4 mins
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #19 at May 30, 2024 05:39 AM (qfLjt) 53
*whew*
that was a close one Posted by: the blueberries at May 30, 2024 05:33 AM (wWqRd) ==== I'm sending Mrs. F. after you As soon as she wakes up. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 05:39 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 30, 2024 05:40 AM (s1NDj) 55
This simulation sucks. Hit the restart. Someone hit the ' -180' key a buncha years ago. A complete inversion of good and evil. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:43 AM (RKVpM) 56
I think I read a couple years ago that the Nigerian scammers and hackers contribute one third of their entire nations revenue. Someone should take an ax to their internet cable. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 05:46 AM (RKVpM) 57
I think I read a couple years ago that the Nigerian scammers and hackers contribute one third of their entire nations revenue.
I mostly blame that Nigerian prince. Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2024 05:49 AM (mH6SG) 58
Experts believe this is likely to make Google Search worse, though they were unable to explain how this is possible.
* We can Posted by: the Old Guys from Altavista at May 30, 2024 *** I miss Alta Vista. I don't know if it had the best search results, but it had the coolest name! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 05:51 AM (omVj0) 59
In many modalities. Posted by: Nigerian Prince Abdul at May 30, 2024 05:51 AM (RKVpM) 60
That dude has promised half of the world's population a million bucks. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2024 05:52 AM (mH6SG) 61
I miss Alta Vista. I don't know if it had the best search results, but it had the coolest name!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 05:51 AM (omVj0) === I suffered with Windows Vista Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 05:55 AM (RIvkX) 62
Israelis think Netanyahu is more suited to be prime minister than Gantz
-JPost === Gantz should be in jail. Like Biden. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 05:57 AM (RIvkX) 63
I almost bought property at Del Bocca Vista phase 3. Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at May 30, 2024 05:58 AM (RKVpM) 64
I wonder if Donald Trump is praying one of the imprecatory psalms today?
Psalm 35: https://tinyurl.com/5aks69tt Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 05:59 AM (grj9+) 65
I almost bought property at Del Bocca Vista phase 3.
Posted by: Morty Seinfeld at May 30, 2024 *** Not sure I'd want to buy at a property whose name means "A View of the Mouth." Posted by: An Anti-Dentite at May 30, 2024 06:02 AM (omVj0) 66
Judge Merchan: "Despite the juries inability to render verdict I'm ordering defendant remanded into custody at Rikers Island pending new trial." Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:03 AM (RKVpM) 67
Gaza is a suppurating wound that needs to be sanitized now or it will bring endless sorrow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 06:03 AM (RIvkX) 68
Good morning early risers!
Posted by: Rosasharn at May 30, 2024 06:07 AM (PzBTm) 69
See if you can stand the cuteness: https://x.com/moment_mirthful/status/ 1795763782293344463 / stitch together Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:09 AM (RKVpM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:11 AM (XkYcA) Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 06:11 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Wally at May 30, 2024 06:15 AM (PKKgH) 73
Posted by: Wally at May 30, 2024 06:15 AM (PKKgH)
LOL. So you're the guy who sometimes uses the handle "Suprise Otter Anal?" Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:17 AM (XkYcA) 74
Tinyurl just sits wagging its tail on my computer. I *was* using t.ly but they seem to have gone to subscription mode. It is the tech thread after all, peeps *should* be able to stitch together a long link. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:17 AM (RKVpM) 75
Beware of the Nigerian otters.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2024 06:20 AM (mH6SG) 76
So, the Trump "Choose your own adventure" trial continues today. Will Judge Merchan-in response to at least one confused juror take out a book and read "Will you choose this _____ or this_____?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:20 AM (XkYcA) 77
City leaders held a conference on the UNSPEAKABLE tragedy of the mural.
Some leaders broke down and cried: I think they should have gotten the actual road up there to copiously weep. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:22 AM (XkYcA) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:22 AM (a1415) 79
It is the tech thread after all, peeps *should* be able to stitch together a long link.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:17 AM (RKVpM) ==== I think you may underestimate the laziness of the average moron. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 06:26 AM (RIvkX) 80
Who had 'Fetterman is gonna piss off all the right people' on their bingo card?
https://tinyurl.com/trpuxeek Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:26 AM (a1415) 81
Who had 'Fetterman is gonna piss off all the right people' on their bingo card?
https://tinyurl.com/trpuxeek Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:26 AM (a1415) How come I didn't get a bingo card ? Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 06:28 AM (T4tVD) 82
I think you may underestimate the laziness of the average moron. Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 06:26 AM Maybe. Could you tinyurl the link above about the 'cuteness' so Fen can see it? I'll pay you in cyrpto. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:28 AM (RKVpM) 83
Google has confirmed that leaked technical details of its search engine are genuine. (The Verge)
Experts believe this is likely to make Google Search worse, though they were unable to explain how this is possible. - I've noted it before, but even "normal" people have figured out that you have to add the word "reddit" to the end of searches to attempt to find actual discussion about the topic you're searching for on Google. You can see it on the autofill. Posted by: Moron Robbie rejects and calls out any and all gay hate - name your p3d() abusers at May 30, 2024 06:29 AM (uei2D) 84
JT
Perhaps Otter 841 stole it? Cause.......she's baaaack! https://tinyurl.com/63nxsp5s I wonder if Nurse saw this? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:31 AM (a1415) 85
How come I didn't get a bingo card ?
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 06:28 AM (T4tVD) Because Bingo was down at the firehouse yesterday at 7;00 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:34 AM (XkYcA) 86
A couple of web sites are now bitchin' about the need for me to update my browser. A couple clicks and nothing bad happens, right? Been there, done that. I'm certain something will f up and be an hour wasted. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:35 AM (RKVpM) Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2024 06:35 AM (Q4IgG) 88
Sit down, turn around, pour yourself some coffee.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2024 06:36 AM (o2ZRX) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:39 AM (XkYcA) 90
Maybe. Could you tinyurl the link above about the 'cuteness' so Fen can see it? I'll pay you in cyrpto.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 30, 2024 06:28 AM (RKVpM) === Link fail Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 06:40 AM (RIvkX) 91
How to tell the Judge, 'Your Honor...I'm stupid' without saying 'Your Honor...I'm stupid'.
https://tinyurl.com/tkty6hwr Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:40 AM (a1415) 92
Just my 2 cents but never respond to an individual website request to update your browser. Go to settings > about to see if an update is required. FWIW.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 30, 2024 06:40 AM (mH6SG) 93
Good Morning
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2024 06:41 AM (ENQN6) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 06:45 AM (XkYcA) 95
It's not often that the black residents of Philadelphia get a chance to turn out for a political rally by the President of the United States.
I would assume the crowd would be massive, and energetic, right? https://tinyurl.com/2e6ytu7u Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:46 AM (a1415) 96
Bad Blue Seems Hamas and Ireland are co governments now
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 06:47 AM (ltwLP) 97
Bad Blue Seems Hamas and Ireland are co governments now Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 06:47 AM (ltwLP) Two heroic little nations under the heel of a repressive regimes struggle and liberate themselves to be bunghole little nations that produce nothing but talk. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2024 06:49 AM (MoZTd) 98
JJ Posted by: rhennigantx at May 30, 2024 06:51 AM (ENQN6) 99
So it would seem that the retards on the Trump Hush Money Jury are being led by the two goofball lawyers on the jury down the road of determining that there was an unspecified campaign finance violation based on the requested testimony read back.
I was holding out a glimmer of hope that even a NYC jury could see that this was all bullshit but apparently not. Assholes. Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 30, 2024 06:53 AM (XV/Pl) 100
>>>Doing everything I can to start thinking of moving to a Linux laptop in the future, rather than continue on to Win11. Zero faith in MS versus my digital privacy and security.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, ---------------------- I went to Linux Mint about two weeks ago. It's a small curve from my Windows7 to it. There are many programs that parallel W's programs and are readable by W. There is Apache and LibreOffice which parallel MicroOffice etc. If you are comfortable w/tech you can download Mint to a flash drive and run it from there to acquaint yourself with it. Pixy mentioned, the other day, that Qualcomm is incorporating? Linux into its build. People are migrating from W to Linux. Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 06:55 AM (0ZYe2) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2024 06:57 AM (a1415) Posted by: Moron Robbie rejects and calls out any and all gay hate - name your p3d() abusers at May 30, 2024 06:58 AM (uei2D) 103
99 So it would seem that the retards on the Trump Hush Money Jury are being led by the two goofball lawyers on the jury down the road ....
------------------- Two hopes for the lawyers. One, being what they are they tend to piss off people, they could turn the rest against them. Two, they could have conflicting opinions and cancel each other out. They could cause the jury to chuck it. Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 07:01 AM (0ZYe2) 104
It's decent hardware, but you can get the same specs for half the price if you sacrifice 5% of the build quality.
And if you shave another 5% off the quality you get the entire electronics department at Wish.com? Posted by: Lost in Space at May 30, 2024 07:03 AM (nO2yy) 105
26 https://tinyurl.com/n75cryh3
There is some good stuff on Bad Blue Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 04:41 AM (fwDg9) Thanks, Skip! Posted by: m at May 30, 2024 02:08 PM (hyRRf) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0246 seconds. |
MuNuvians
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Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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