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Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:30 AM (v6JzV) 2
Picanic Part-Tay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 30, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3) 3
Yessss! I'll cull the otters.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:31 AM (v6JzV) 4
What is the wide world of art scenes is this?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 09:31 AM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 30, 2024 09:31 AM (hOUT3) 6
Looks quite civilized! I'd enjoy getting all gussied up for a tea party.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:32 AM (GBXhj) 7
Do the guys take their wigs off before they fight?
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR) 8
Don't like the subject, but the style and colors please me. That guy looks a little old to be searching for frogs, though.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (Ectld) Posted by: Rod Porkmore at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (DWmJG) 10
plenty of good sniper cover, and no dog to warn these poor aristocrats of what was coming.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (HrY9V) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (od9zZ) 12
Nice garden party
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (rdISq) 13
Neither memorable nor objectionable.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 09:34 AM (U7wke) 14
I can smell the body odor from all the way over here. And the fella with his hand on his hip is the Pope's definition of "excessive faggotry.
Posted by: Wayland Flowers and Madame at May 30, 2024 09:34 AM (V5BDR) 15
FIRST!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1) 16
Don't like the subject, but the style and colors please me. That guy looks a little old to be searching for frogs, though.
Posted by: Ribbed Frogs? He's surrounded by frogs!! There's a few at the table even. Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 09:34 AM (WXNFJ) 17
The men are wearing wigs.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 09:34 AM (NpAcC) 18
The guy with the hand on his hip is definitely gay.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:34 AM (GBXhj) 19
Don't like the subject, but the style and colors please me. That guy looks a little old to be searching for frogs, though.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (Ectld) Might be barfing in the fountain. Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 09:35 AM (AwYPR) 20
The name of the painting starts with the letter "A" but the artist's last name starts with the letter "G".
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 30, 2024 09:35 AM (PiwSw) 21
@Tonypete I was sad after posting that I missed that opportunity.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 09:35 AM (Ectld) 22
Enjoying a spot of tea in the garden during harvest time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1) 23
So, what's the theme this week?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:36 AM (v6JzV) 24
Sponge! You bastard!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:36 AM (GBXhj) Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 09:36 AM (Ectld) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2024 09:36 AM (MoZTd) 27
And the fella with his hand on his hip is the Pope's definition of "excessive faggotry.
Posted by: Wayland Flowers and Madame Which begs the question - what level of faggotry would be considered 'excessive'? I mean, he is a Jesuit after all. Honestly, I don't want to know. Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 09:36 AM (WXNFJ) 28
I'm guessing from the artist's last name that these are Polish aristocrats, not French.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:37 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2024 09:37 AM (MoZTd) 30
You misspelled Albany.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (8sMut) 31
Snorting snuff is not really a great habit... (guy bottom right).
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (NoYuR) 32
I want to party with these peeps
Posted by: no count at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (us2H3) 33
"That's fine, I'll just look for my lost contact by myself. Don't mind me. You all just carry on."
Posted by: Person in lower left of picture at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (PiwSw) 34
way too fancy for my tastes.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (CIS44) 35
This is the far more civilized NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (GBXhj) 36
Sponge! You bastard!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:36 AM (GBXhj) WINNING!!! *slaps nurse on the butt* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1) 37
I find the placement of the plants odd.
People are going to trip over them and fall. Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (NpAcC) 38
"Yoko brought her walrus,
There was magic in the air". Posted by: Garden Party at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (V5BDR) 39
10 plenty of good sniper cover, and no dog to warn these poor aristocrats of what was coming.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 30, 2024 09:33 AM (HrY9V) The dogs are playing poker, or pool. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (8sMut) 40
The fence is so the starving peasants can watch them dine on dainty specialties.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Is the dainty specialty the gal with the big hair and puffy sleeves? Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (WXNFJ) 41
way too fancy for my tastes.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:38 AM (CIS44) This party needs a food fight. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (ZdexC) 43
Hey Hadrian!
The Mariners have beat the Astros three in a row!! Neener Neener! Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (GBXhj) 44
Enjoying a spot of tea in the garden during harvest time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:35 AM (Zz0t1) The ladies may be having tea...the men have already killed a big jug of hooch and tossed the empty on the ground...I see trouble ahead. Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (AwYPR) 45
Budapest Control - a limerick A Hungarian dandy named Zigg Was well known for dancing a jig His reason to dance? He had ants in his pants He forgot to wear his flea-powdered wig Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (991eG) 46
When Fast Food wasn't fast.
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 09:40 AM (T4tVD) 47
What sort of tea party doesn't have a Mad Hatter, a March Hare, and a Dormouse?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 09:40 AM (7fElN) 48
That net up behind the table is for drones. The best defense against small drones is a net.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 09:40 AM (0ZYe2) 49
Taking "from farm to table" to an extreme level.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1) 50
High Tea > Low T
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 09:41 AM (VoAdT) 51
This is the scene pre-orgy which will leave a trail of powdered wigs and torn petticoats in its’ wake.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 30, 2024 09:41 AM (Geoni) 52
The ladies may be having tea...the men have already killed a big jug of hooch and tossed the empty on the ground...I see trouble ahead.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (AwYPR) You've been to my house during the summer? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1) 53
@Perfessor Not an unbirthday party, that's for sure.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 09:41 AM (Ectld) 54
WINNING!!!
*slaps nurse on the butt* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden Squee! Don't threaten me with a good time! Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:42 AM (GBXhj) 55
Oh -- that's a fence on the right, not a rain shower falling only on the two men!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 09:42 AM (J2vNu) 56
Altany -- Downton Altany.
Lesser known among the Downtons. And about as lively as its better known cousin, Abbey. Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 09:42 AM (v6Olo) 57
You've been to my house during the summer?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden so many jugs labeled 'xxx' laying all over the yard. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:42 AM (CIS44) 58
Could use some scones or croissants.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC) 59
Like all of us today, these fine folks are celebrating JJ's actual birthday.
And they're all wearing their lace wigs in honor of the blog. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:43 AM (v6JzV) 60
Lucky servants got to check the ladies for ticks after the party.
Posted by: Lyme in the Coconut at May 30, 2024 09:43 AM (V5BDR) 61
And then the Tsarina says, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course, except for Mr Ed!"
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 30, 2024 09:43 AM (ZdexC) 62
What a bizarre painting. One of those drive-through Christmas lights displays on one side of high-society women watching a slave pick ferns to put in a pressure cooker.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 09:43 AM (uei2D) 63
I fart in your general direction!
Posted by: Dandy with hand on hip at May 30, 2024 09:44 AM (Geoni) 64
Look at the way the diamond lattice pattern's shadow is carried into the rest of the painting. The people, table, and even the ground shows the shadow. Very cool, from a very talented artist. Thanks CBD. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 30, 2024 09:45 AM (NoYuR) 65
so many jugs labeled 'xxx' laying all over the yard.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:42 AM (CIS44) I've always wanted the St. Bernard roaming around with the barrel labeled 'Grog' on his collar. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1) 66
The Mariners have beat the Astros three in a row!! Neener Neener! Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:39 AM (GBXhj) The Mariners are a good team. The Astros kept it close in every game. Too bad they couldn't cash in. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2024 09:45 AM (MoZTd) 67
I've always wanted the St. Bernard roaming around with the barrel labeled 'Grog' on his collar.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at hahah, when I was in the Austrian Alps forever ago, one of the bar owners at Apres Ski actually had one walking around his bar. It was pretty sweet Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:46 AM (CIS44) 68
Do you all think the free time of the average person was higher in the past?
Like where folks, ordinary folks, could fritter time outside like in this painting? I feel we've been lied to since the start of the industrial revolution. That the life of most, while poor, didn't see most of their waking hours at work. That the 8 hour day is as many as slaves worked; "free" men having to work the same hours as slave. I do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures. And found the average time spent obtaining food was 8 hours ... a week. We are being exploited worse than anyb time in history .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:46 AM (g9W3m) 69
The Mariners are a good team. The Astros kept it close in every game. Too bad they couldn't cash in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at M Bregman gonna be gone by August Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:47 AM (CIS44) 70
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:46 AM (g9W3m)
It took the aristocracy 8 hours just to get fully dressed. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV) 71
The Mariners are a good team. The Astros kept it close in every game. Too bad they couldn't cash in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at M The Rangers don't seem to be defending their title very well..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1) 72
I do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures. And found the average time spent obtaining food was 8 hours ... a week.
We are being exploited worse than anyb time in history .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice a Get back to work! -PHV's Boss Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (CIS44) 73
The Rangers don't seem to be defending their title very well.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden ehhh, Flags Fly Forever Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (CIS44) 74
You know WHO ELSE was in the Austrian Alps?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV) 75
Lucky servants got to check the ladies for ticks after the party.
Posted by: Lyme in the Coconut Oddly enough, Marines aboard Camp Lejeune during the summer don't consider themselves lucky during Tick Watch. Ewwwwww! Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (WXNFJ) 76
You know WHO ELSE was in the Austrian Alps?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:48 AM (v6JzV) Inga? From Sweden? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1) 77
Oh, the pictures from my birthday party are finally in! I don't remember the fellow in the blue vest, ... wonder if I got his number?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 30, 2024 09:49 AM (phDjM) 78
You know WHO ELSE was in the Austrian Alps?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus a Did he perhaps play the bassoon and was a fine dancer? Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:49 AM (CIS44) 79
Something tells me that nowadays, Aleksander Gierymski would have his house designed around the concept of "bling."
Do not like. Too sparkly, too incongruous and weird. There's technical skill on display, but I find it unappealing. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (d04cU) 80
I do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures. And found the average time spent obtaining food was 8 hours ... a week.
We are being exploited worse than anyb time in history .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice You're kidding, right? The life expectancy of a hunter gathererer was about 28. They spent the majority of their time just trying to not die from exposure, disease, malnutrition or wild animals. They certainly did not have it easy. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (MplBg) 81
Oddly enough, Marines aboard Camp Lejeune during the summer don't consider themselves lucky during Tick Watch.
Posted by: Tonypete Well, if the water didn't kill them, they were lucky. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (v6JzV) Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (Ectld) 83
Do not like. Too sparkly, too incongruous and weird. There's technical skill on display, but I find it unappealing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (d04cU) Everyone's a critic! - - - The Artist Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1) 84
The Mariners are a good team. The Astros
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 30, 2024 09:45 AM (MoZTd) FIFY Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (d9fT1) 85
You look like the piss boy!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM (xCA6C) 86
I do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures. And found the average time spent obtaining food was 8 hours ... a week.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:46 AM (g9W3m) How could they possibly know that? Is this government research? Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 09:51 AM (AwYPR) 87
>>>That the 8 hour day is as many as slaves worked; "free" men having to work the same hours as slave.
I do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures. And found the average time spent obtaining food was 8 hours ... a week. We are being exploited worse than anyb time in history .... Posted by: People's Hippo Voice -------------------------------------- Their life was short and brutal. I'll take today, thank you. Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 09:52 AM (0ZYe2) 88
You look like the piss boy!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 09:50 AM And you look like a bucket of shit! - The King Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2024 09:52 AM (koHMc) 89
Their life was short and brutal. I'll take today, thank you.
Posted by: Braenyard at Im playing with you Morons on the interwebs while stuck in class, ya Ill take that. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:52 AM (CIS44) 90
If those clothes are crushed velvet, as I expect they are, these guys would be rather warm.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (xCA6C) 91
Just what did Hunter gather, anyway? Cocoa beans? Opium poppies? Stripper poles?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (v6JzV) 92
do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures. And found the average time spent obtaining food was 8 hours ... a week.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:46 AM (g9W3m) How could they possibly know that? Is this government research? Posted by: BignJames Are you questioning The Science (TM)!? Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (phDjM) 93
The art thread rules are a tad confusing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (ONUvy) 94
If those clothes are crushed velvet, as I expect they are, these guys would be rather warm.
Posted by: Archimedes And stink worse than a class of 5th graders. Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (v6JzV) 96
The bugs... they must be awful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (Q4IgG) Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (MplBg) 98
Oh, the pictures from my birthday party are finally in! I don't remember the fellow in the blue vest, ... wonder if I got his number?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 30, 2024 09:49 AM (phDjM) ++++ Reminds me of a thought exercise I once read. "A woman's uncle died in a car accident. At his funeral, she met a non-relative man. They talked at the wake and spent several hours together. She was very happy to have met him and enjoyed the time she spent with him. After the wake, she realized that for all of her interaction with the man, she failed to get his phone number. Two weeks later, she murdered her cousin. Why?" Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (d04cU) 99
So Aleksander is Polish.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (CIS44) 101
You can only comment about the hundred comment rule on comment 100.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (VoAdT) 102
Crap!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (VoAdT) 103
Don't Put 'Em All In One Picnic Basket - a limerick An 18th century loony named Meggs Thought he had real chicken legs His comrades neglected To have this corrected It turns out they needed the eggs. Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG) 104
101 You can only comment about the hundred comment rule on comment 100.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (VoAdT) ++++ LOL. Excellent. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 09:55 AM (d04cU) 105
The bugs... they must be awful.
Posted by: Martini Farmer If you sous vide them and season them correctly, they're delicious. Bon appetit! Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:55 AM (v6JzV) 106
She Hobbit!
Hello sweets! How are you? Posted by: nurse ratched Simply fabulous! No wait, that'll be Saturday. Good, I'm good. How're things in the Pacific NW? Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 30, 2024 09:56 AM (phDjM) 107
Bugs were the first impression.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 30, 2024 09:56 AM (U8kCF) 108
(sees we're past 100)
Still haven't heard any non-religious reason for modern US males to risk marriage with modern US females. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 09:57 AM (ONUvy) 109
Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men
It keeps them from being bums. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV) 110
The life expectancy of a hunter gathererer was about 28.
--- Average. Those who live past 45, some 64%, live around 14 to 26 more years. Or 59 to 71. Weirdly, exactly our "civilized" lifespan. Again, I think we are lied to about how bad life "used" to be in order to keep us trapped in this current factory worker birth-to-death Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:58 AM (g9W3m) 111
giving people strep throat...
Posted by: BruceWayne Person. Singular. Giving person strep throat. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 30, 2024 09:58 AM (phDjM) Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 09:59 AM (NpAcC) 113
A pleasant scene--right up until Dennis Moore rides up and demands their lupins.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 30, 2024 09:59 AM (BxvY+) 114
The art thread rules are a tad confusing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (ONUvy) 1/2 of the comments violate the 100 comment rule. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) 115
1/2 of the comments violate the 100 comment rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) --- The Barrel gets a bit crowded when that happens.... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:00 AM (7fElN) 116
giving people strep throat...
Posted by: BruceWayne Person. Singular. Giving person strep throat. Posted by: She Hobbit You can't possibly prove that. Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 10:00 AM (CIS44) 117
Still haven't heard any non-religious reason for modern US males to risk marriage with modern US females.
- It keeps them from being bums. - Is this a serious answer? A financial agreement loaded in favor of the females in which the state also receives money / directly benefits from child support payments prevents males from being bums? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (ONUvy) 118
A pleasant scene--right up until Dennis Moore rides up and demands their lupins.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm "I 'appen to know this is the Lupin Express." Damn. Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (WXNFJ) 119
>>>“The View,” First Lady Jill Biden argued that companies like Target and Walmart are lowering prices because President Joe Biden told them to ...
Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (0ZYe2) 120
The art thread rules are a tad confusing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 09:53 AM (ONUvy) 1/2 of the comments violate the 100 comment rule. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1) That's a VERY generous estimate for on-topic comments today Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (v6Olo) 121
I do know they studied "primitive" hunter-gather cultures.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:46 AM (g9W3m) Shama Lama, baby Rama rama rama ding dong Hey You put the ooh mou mou oh oh oh oh back into my smile, child... Posted by: Otis Day & The Knights at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (od9zZ) 122
The life expectancy of a hunter gathererer was about 28.
--- Average. Those who live past 45, some 64%, live around 14 to 26 more years. Or 59 to 71. Weirdly, exactly our "civilized" lifespan. Again, I think we are lied to about how bad life "used" to be in order to keep us trapped in this current factory worker birth-to-death Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:58 AM (g9W3m) --- Child and infant mortality was staggeringly high back then (compared to today's modern world). That drives the average down quite a bit. The Median life expectancy is probably a more useful comparison. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN) 123
119 >>>“The View,” First Lady Jill Biden argued that companies like Target and Walmart are lowering prices because President Joe Biden told them to ...
Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (0ZYe2) ======= So, he's a tyrant? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:02 AM (GBKbO) 124
Hamas lied?
This Analysis suggests that what Israeli Defense Officials have so far suggested is likely True, which is that Hamas Munitions which were Hidden roughly Half-Way between the Compound and Camp were Detonated by Shrapnel from the Airstrike, causing the Explosion of multiple Fuel Tanks at the Refugee Camp and the eventual Fire Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (P9xGM) 125
What makes the painting for me is the use of light in the scene. The bright points of light on the table cloth, trellis and in the leaves brings out the bright colors of the peoples' clothing, fountain, and plants on the ground. It's an effective technique that adds zest to an otherwise unremarkable scene.
CBD used at least one other of Gierymski's paintings, "Jewess With Oranges" as I recall. Many of his works make effective use of lighting to bring out the reality and nuance in his paintings. Worth the look. Posted by: JTB at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (zudum) 126
How're things in the Pacific NW?
Posted by: She Hobbit Chilly and drippy. But..... I get to see my peeps in Yakima this weekend! Anyone interested, hit up mAE in the left sidebar for details! Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (xRMIr) Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (L/fGl) 129
122 Child and infant mortality was staggeringly high back then (compared to today's modern world). That drives the average down quite a bit. The Median life expectancy is probably a more useful comparison.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:01 AM (7fElN) ======= Child mortality so skews the old numbers, I'd argue for cutting them out of both sets of data completely. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (GBKbO) 130
Believe it or not, this was an informal picnic by 18th century standards. For a formal picnic, you had to wear both a powdered wig and a cabbage necklace.
And an onion on your belt. That goes without saying. Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (BHrzb) 131
It keeps them from being bums.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 09:57 AM (v6JzV) ++++ There is actually quite a bit of truth to that, though I think the basic underlying attitude is incorrect. It incentivizes men to be productive, which is not entirely the same thing. But underlying attitude aside, there is fundamental truth in the assessment, which is one of the reasons that the destruction of marriage is an ongoing catastrophe. To answer Robbie's question, the benefits of a successful marriage are the same as they've always been. Longer and healthier life, better economic position and asset survivability, better outcomes for children, easier survival through division of responsibilities and labor (life's easier as a team sport), a sense and feeling of honor and respect, regular sex, self-esteem, etc. None of that has changed. The benefits of a successful marriage are what they are and have always been. The contemporary difference is that the risks of an unsuccessful marriage are significantly greater than ever before, as are the odds of a marriage being unsuccessful. The benefits didn't change. The cost:benefit (or risk:reward, if you prefer) analysis changed. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (d04cU) 132
130 Believe it or not, this was an informal picnic by 18th century standards. For a formal picnic, you had to wear both a powdered wig and a cabbage necklace.
And an onion on your belt. That goes without saying. Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 30, 2024 10:03 AM (BHrzb) ====== The onion was more of a style tied to fighting off vampires. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (GBKbO) 133
“The View,” First Lady Jill Biden argued that companies like Target and Walmart are lowering prices because President Joe Biden told them to ...
There's a name for a system in which the government tells private enterprise what to do. I believe it involves bundles of sticks. Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (xCA6C) 134
Is this a serious answer? A financial agreement loaded in favor of the females in which the state also receives money / directly benefits from child support payments prevents males from being bums?
Posted by: Moron Robbie First of all, it's not a financial agreement. It is a religious commitment. So your initial premise is wrong. And yes, if men have to support a family, they need to go out and get a job and make something of themselves. Sure, you still have married bums, but most self-respecting men will choose to put their wives and children first and support them financially as much as they are able. And that is of immense benefit to the man, as well. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (v6JzV) 135
:n 2020 and 2023 the govt changed who could safely donate organs and blood, reducing restrictions homosexuals.
But the FDA’s restrictions on donated tissue... remain in place. Advocates, lawmakers, and groups focused on removing barriers to cornea donations, in particular, said they are frustrated the FDA hasn’t heeded their calls. They want to align the guidelines for tissue donated by gay and bisexual men with those that apply to the rest of the human... https://tinyurl.com/2fabw3w8 Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (0ZYe2) 136
133 “The View,” First Lady Jill Biden argued that companies like Target and Walmart are lowering prices because President Joe Biden told them to ...
There's a name for a system in which the government tells private enterprise what to do. I believe it involves bundles of sticks. Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (xCA6C) ====== Scotty makes positive reference to the fasces (without naming it) in Star Trek Beyond. The left has seriously no idea what fascism actually is. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:06 AM (GBKbO) 137
"Altany" would be a good name for a girl kitten. (Now you'll tell me it means "Death to Cats," I bet.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:06 AM (J2vNu) 138
133 “The View,” First Lady Jill Biden argued that companies like Target and Walmart are lowering prices because President Joe Biden told them to ...
Bidenomics .. Is there nothing it can't ruin , I mean do ? Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 10:07 AM (Akjoo) 139
The onion was more of a style tied to fighting off vampires.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 *** That was Reform Vampires. Conservative and Orthodox Vampires were only repelled by garlic. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu) 140
I'm afraid the border and Israel-Hamas war may result in a Biden election loss. Anyone thinking the same?
No. Women are still mad about their right to choose being taken away and will come out in droves in November. This is why Democrats have hugely over-performed in several recent elections. Inflation (CPI) and perceptions of the economy are the biggest worries I have. many things can sway low info, unthinking voters. The way the Comey nothingburger announcement cost Hillary. It is razor thin, we aren't on the good side of the razor. It comes down to Michigan, Georgia and Arizona. We need 2 of those 3 to keep Biden in office and I am pessimistic about Michigan. Why are you DEPRSSSING the VOTE for Pres Biden?! We're Going to WIN In Spite of All the Evil Forces Against Us. That Includes the US Media and All their Damn "polls". The Biden administration is doing all it can every day on issues affecting the election. Jill Biden said today on "The View" that her husband has met with CEOs about prices. I have confidence that all that can be done will have been done by November. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2024 10:08 AM (JCZqz) 141
The Knights of Columbus use string coming together to form rope as the metaphor of individuals coming together to be stronger in a group.
It nicely avoids the whole fascism comparison, I think, while making a simple point that fascism used to justify its destructive ideology. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:08 AM (GBKbO) 142
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So, he's a tyrant? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ------------------------------- Joey B. is a strong leader. Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:08 AM (0ZYe2) 143
Average.
Those who live past 45, some 64%, live around 14 to 26 more years. Or 59 to 71. Weirdly, exactly our "civilized" lifespan. Again, I think we are lied to about how bad life "used" to be in order to keep us trapped in this current factory worker birth-to-death Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 09:58 AM (g9W3m) ++++ Not so much a lie as inability to understand statistical distribution, or even know it's a factor. Go to any old cemetery and it's so obvious it will slap you in the face. Lots of kids and lots of old people. Absent wars, very few in the middle. Infant and early childhood mortality was very high. If you made past about age 6, though, you were probably going to make it into your sixties. When most of your deaths are from the old and the very young, the average is going to fall into the middle, but it's a punctuated dataset and the average is a useless data artifact unless you control for at least one of the extremes. Life expectancy at age 5 or age 10 is a much more realistic basis for relative assessment. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:09 AM (d04cU) 144
There's a name for a system in which the government tells private enterprise what to do. I believe it involves bundles of sticks.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 10:05 AM (xCA6C) Fagot? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1) 145
Why are you DEPRSSSING the VOTE for Pres Biden?! We're Going to WIN In Spite of All the Evil Forces Against Us. That Includes the US Media and All their Damn "polls".
The Biden administration is doing all it can every day on issues affecting the election. Jill Biden said today on "The View" that her husband has met with CEOs about prices. I have confidence that all that can be done will have been done by November. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2024 10:08 AM (JCZqz) These people need help STAT... Get the net Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (Akjoo) 146
Still haven't heard any non-religious reason for modern US males to risk marriage with modern US females.
First of all, it's not a financial agreement. It is a religious commitment. So your initial premise is wrong. And yes, if men have to support a family, they need to go out and get a job and make something of themselves. Sure, you still have married bums, but most self-respecting men will choose to put their wives and children first and support them financially as much as they are able. And that is of immense benefit to the man, as well. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus - You're accidentally making my point for me. There is no benefit to non-religious people. That's part of why marriage is dying off as an institution. Signing a contract to lose half your stuff when your wife watches TikTok and decides she's bored is not a viable path forward for modern men. Modern men didn't create this lopsided reality where they're expected to be traditional and accept non-traditional feminist/communist beliefs and outcomes, but modern men have to learn how to navigate it. One way is to shine light on it. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (ONUvy) 147
"Altany" would be a good name for a girl kitten. (Now you'll tell me it means "Death to Cats," I bet.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius I binged it. All I got was that it's a surname. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (v6JzV) 148
Fagot?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1) Sometimes there's a bassoon involved too, it sounds like. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (VoAdT) 149
"A woman's uncle died in a car accident. At his funeral, she met a non-relative man. They talked at the wake and spent several hours together. She was very happy to have met him and enjoyed the time she spent with him. After the wake, she realized that for all of her interaction with the man, she failed to get his phone number.
Two weeks later, she murdered her cousin. Why?" Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 *** She found out her cousin was actually married to the man from the funeral? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu) 150
"Look, if in fact we're able to change some of the justices when they retire and put in really progressive judges like we've always had, tell me that won't change your life,"
_President Joseph R. Biden Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (0ZYe2) 151
DOCTOR Jill.
In your infinite wisdom, please show me in The Constitution where it says it's the federal government's job to define pricing for private companies. I'll wait.......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) 152
151 DOCTOR Jill.
In your infinite wisdom, please show me in The Constitution where it says it's the federal government's job to define pricing for private companies. I'll wait.......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) ======= The commerce clause! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (GBKbO) 153
... The Biden administration is doing all it can every day on issues affecting the election. Jill Biden said today on "The View" that her husband has met with CEOs about prices. I have confidence that all that can be done will have been done by November.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 30, 2024 10:08 AM (JCZqz) ++++ This is stupid. Its premise is stupid, I mean, even if you take the assertions as facts at face value. If everything that *can* be done has been done, what reason do I have to vote for you? You've already told me you've done everything you can and there's nothing left in the tank. Whether I like the outcome of your efforts or not, you have promised me no further progress. It is in my best interests to vote for the other guy regardless. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:12 AM (d04cU) 154
I'll wait..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1) ======= The commerce clause! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (GBKbO) No.. I believe it's the Communist clause Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 10:12 AM (Akjoo) 155
> "Altany" would be a good name for a girl kitten. (Now you'll tell me it means "Death to Cats," I bet.)
-------- I think it's something like a gazebo. An open air entertainment space. Or the name of that guy fishing around on the ground. Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 30, 2024 10:12 AM (Q4IgG) 156
"Look, if in fact we're able to change some of the justices when they retire and put in really progressive judges like we've always had, tell me that won't change your life,"
_President Joseph R. Biden Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:11 AM (0ZYe2) ---- Oh, it will change lives, but not for the better. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:12 AM (7fElN) 157
She found out her cousin was actually married to the man from the funeral?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu) ++++ Congratulations, you do apparently do not think a psychopath (the purpose of the thought experiment was ostensibly to determine if the participant can understand psychopathic motivation). Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:13 AM (d04cU) 158
Per a discussion with Liz Harrington today on the Joe Hoft Show, Liz shared that she believes that President Trump was supposed to be there that day.
“I was trying to remember, and I may be wrong, but I am pretty sure he was supposed to be there.” .. at Mar-a-Largo Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2024 10:13 AM (RHGPo) Posted by: pawn at May 30, 2024 10:13 AM (QB+5g) 160
The life expectancy of a hunter gathererer was about 28.
- What about a Hunter drugger liar f*cker? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:13 AM (L/fGl) 161
I have a SIL who is probably a DUmmie or worse a Discord warrior. It’s actually quite sad. She let a drug dealing addict knock her up twice and put up with his shit for a decade before finally kicking him to the curb recently after coming home from work and finding him blitzed into a zombie while has was supposed to be taking care of the kids.
I know she’s lonely, but part of the reason she is lonely is because no one in the family wants to be around her because she thinks she’s the smartest person in the world when in reality she’s a fucking loon who never shuts up about how Politically Smart she is. Pray for her if it so suits you. Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 30, 2024 10:14 AM (Y8lzz) 162
There is no benefit to non-religious people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie That's ridiculous. OK, so not everyone sees it in religious terms. But that does not affect the benefits that Mannix and I have pointed out. But, most important of all, marriage is of benefit to society as a whole. That's why its decline has been so disastrous for the West. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:14 AM (v6JzV) 163
1/2 of the comments violate the 100 comment rule.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 09:59 So it would take us twice as long to get to 100. Then there would be 50 comments in a minute as everyone tried to hit 101. Posted by: Reforger at May 30, 2024 10:14 AM (xcIvR) 164
I'll wait..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden ======= The commerce clause! Posted by: TheJamesMadison No.. I believe it's the Communist clause Posted by: It's me donna Nah, definitely the Good and Plenty. Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 30, 2024 10:15 AM (phDjM) 165
If everything that *can* be done has been done, what reason do I have to vote for you? You've already told me you've done everything you can and there's nothing left in the tank. Whether I like the outcome of your efforts or not, you have promised me no further progress. It is in my best interests to vote for the other guy regardless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:12 AM (d04cU) This commentary presumes that voters who incline toward the Democrat party can be swayed by logic rather than emotion. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:15 AM (U7wke) 166
"All that can be done".....
What a meaningless phrase there, to begin with. It's like EMTs scrambling to stabilize a patient when the coroner is standing at the head of the stretcher garrotting the poor bastard. 50ccs of Fixitol and those little zappy shocky paddles ain't gonna do jack shit besides look good on camera. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:15 AM (VoAdT) 167
Could use some scones or croissants.
Posted by: redridinghood ********* Demanding bread, I scream "Scone!" Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 10:15 AM (991eG) 168
She found out her cousin was actually married to the man from the funeral?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu) ++++ Congratulations, you do apparently do not think a psychopath (the purpose of the thought experiment was ostensibly to determine if the participant can understand psychopathic motivation). Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 *** Joe, do you mean I *DO* think like a psychopath, or I *DO NOT*? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu) 169
A 19-state coalition is asking the Supreme Court to declare unconstitutional the efforts of
California, Connecticut, Minnesota, New Jersey, and Rhode Island to dictate the future of American energy policy. Those five states have brought unprecedented litigation against the nation’s most vital energy companies for an alleged “climate crisis,” and are demanding billions of dollars in damages _Idaho Dispatch Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:16 AM (Iynsv) 170
Actually life was better before cell phones and the internet. Those are what keep you tethered to work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2024 10:16 AM (xjTDL) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (v6JzV) 172
This commentary presumes that voters who incline toward the Democrat party can be swayed by logic rather than emotion.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:15 AM (U7wke) ++++ Almost nobody is swayed by logic. Statements like hers just amuse me. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (d04cU) 173
170 Actually life was better before cell phones and the internet. Those are what keep you tethered to work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2024 10:16 AM (xjTDL) ======== I've honestly never experienced this. No employer has expected me to put work stuff on my own phone, and even work phones have been rare. I know that there are many who do live this, but I'm a Millennial, and it's foreign to me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) 174
Joe, do you mean I *DO* think like a psychopath, or I *DO NOT*?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:16 AM (J2vNu) ++++ Wow. Boy did I ever foul that up, eh? Do NOT think like a psychopath. You did not arrive at the "psychopath answer" to the question. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (d04cU) 175
There is no benefit to non-religious people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie That's ridiculous. OK, so not everyone sees it in religious terms. But that does not affect the benefits that Mannix and I have pointed out. But, most important of all, marriage is of benefit to society as a whole. That's why its decline has been so disastrous for the West. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus -- Again, you keep making my point for me. Yes, marriage is a HUGE benefit to the west. Women stopped respecting themselves and their bodies and started slinging their only treasure around for free, with no expectations on behavior or outcome. Men can get that treasure without marriage. Matter of fact, marriage comes at tremendous financial risk for men, and almost zero risk for women. You might be misunderstanding, though. I'm not asking about vague societal or nationwide benefits. What tangible individual benefit can a modern man expect from being married versus just living with the same woman for the same amount of time? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:18 AM (ONUvy) 176
"There is no benefit to non-religious people."
Do you mean non-Christian or non-Jewish? Does this include Hindu or Muslims or Buddhists? Is there something unique about marriage in the West? Posted by: pawn at May 30, 2024 10:18 AM (QB+5g) 177
CAPITALISM = ABUNDANT INEXPENSIVE FOOD
INFLATION = HIGHER COSTS TO EATING PRICE CONTROLS ON FOOD = FAR LESS FOOD AND STARVING Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2024 10:18 AM (17s+e) 178
Demanding bread, I scream "Scone!"
Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 *** In the famous Monty Python song/sketch 'I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay," Michael Palin pronounces the word as "scawn." Was that the BBC or Received Pronunciation then, or was it his own dialect? Because everybody now, including modern Brits on TV, pronounces it "scohn." I use "scawn" when I order one at a coffee shop just to mess with their minds. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:19 AM (J2vNu) 179
U.S. Department of Labor
@USDOL #Menstruation affects half the U.S. workforce but talking about it at work can be taboo. For #MenstrualHygieneDay, here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help menstruators thrive at work. https://bit.ly/4aEkohw #PeriodFriendlyWorld #MHD2024 - I guess Menstruators are immigrants from Menstruatia. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:19 AM (L/fGl) 180
I've honestly never experienced this. No employer has expected me to put work stuff on my own phone, and even work phones have been rare.
I know that there are many who do live this, but I'm a Millennial, and it's foreign to me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) ++++ I'm amazed. For the past 10 years at least - once smartphones saturated the market - my employer has *always* had expectations for company stuff on my own device, with company devices being a VP-level benefit (and stipends for personal equipment being reserved for road warriors). E-Mail, authentication token systems, auth gateways for intranet stuff, etc. are always expected, and always on my own equipment. They even usually expect *chat* to be on my phone, which I steadfastly refuse to do. It isn't *required,* of course, but it is of course required. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:20 AM (d04cU) 181
I'm not catching a theme this week, which means one of the following:
1) There is no theme 2) There is a theme, but it is very subtle and obscure 3) My powers of observation are as bad as my wife claims them to be. Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2024 10:20 AM (P5mER) 182
177 PRICE CONTROLS ON FOOD = FAR LESS FOOD AND STARVING
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2024 10:18 AM (17s+e) ======== I remember some fable or whatever about two kings. They both ruled different cities and were both hit by famines. The first king refused to let merchants price gouge, and everyone starved to death. The second kind allowed price gouging, everyone hated him, but they mostly survived. The first king was viewed favorably, of course. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO) 183
I've honestly never experienced this. No employer has expected me to put work stuff on my own phone, and even work phones have been rare.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (GBKbO) I have to use an authenticator because, even though I have a good password, and I've never been hacked, and all the security theater shit is both fake AND ghey - as evidenced by the fact that we continually need to add still more security theater to overcome the flaws in the existing security theater - some salesperson for EBullshit.com was able to convince our IT VP that it was important. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (U7wke) 184
Do NOT think like a psychopath. You did not arrive at the "psychopath answer" to the question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 *** Darn. I'd have thought that a psych/sociopath would have decided, "I want this guy, but he's married to my cousin. I'll get her out of the way and I can have him!" Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu) 185
Local news item:
Dead Mexican Gulch in central Colorado has been officially renamed to avoid offensive connotations. It will henceforth known as Lost Sheepherder Gulch. https://is.gd/HuRCB4 Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (991eG) 186
Has Robert DeNiro been instutionalized yet? If not he should be.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (JLq/1) 187
180 E-Mail, authentication token systems, auth gateways for intranet stuff, etc. are always expected, and always on my own equipment. They even usually expect *chat* to be on my phone, which I steadfastly refuse to do.
It isn't *required,* of course, but it is of course required. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:20 AM (d04cU) ========= I will modify slightly. I wasn't thinking of token verification, which I do have to put on my phone since I don't have a work phone. But that's it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (GBKbO) 188
Wonderful painting, very bright and interesting to look at. At first it looked to me as if they were sitting in the rain. After studying it a bit I began to see the detail and intricacy of this work. Definitely would hang. Thanks for posting.
Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (LolQL) 189
Walk Like an Egyptian > Think Like a Psychopath
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:22 AM (L/fGl) 190
@USDOL
#Menstruation affects half the U.S. workforce but talking about it at work can be taboo. For #MenstrualHygieneDay, here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help menstruators thrive at work. https://bit.ly/4aEkohw #PeriodFriendlyWorld #MHD2024 ... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:19 AM (L/fGl) ++++ Shitting affects 100% of the US workforce. So do runny noses. What's the point? People don't like hearing about bodily functions at work. Good grief. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:22 AM (d04cU) 191
183 I have to use an authenticator because, even though I have a good password, and I've never been hacked, and all the security theater shit is both fake AND ghey - as evidenced by the fact that we continually need to add still more security theater to overcome the flaws in the existing security theater - some salesperson for EBullshit.com was able to convince our IT VP that it was important.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (U7wke) ======= I do believe that two-factor authentication is important on a base level for security. However, that's not how most hacks tend to happen. Most hacks tend to be social engineering of some kind. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:22 AM (GBKbO) 192
Darn. I'd have thought that a psych/sociopath would have decided, "I want this guy, but he's married to my cousin. I'll get her out of the way and I can have him!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu) ++++ Huh. I never assumed the cousin was female. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (d04cU) 193
"There is no benefit to non-religious people."
Do you mean non-Christian or non-Jewish? Does this include Hindu or Muslims or Buddhists? Is there something unique about marriage in the West? Posted by: pawn - I assume adherence to religious norms of marriage is a fairly standard cultural thing. They're not interchangeable, but the motivation probably is. Practicing vs non-practicing is probably another. None of it matter, though, because the religious motivation would be the only advantage for any male in adhering to that type of government-recognized financial contract. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (ONUvy) 194
Choking your chicken, fapping, buffing your bishop affects half of U.S. workforce but talking about it or doing it at work can be taboo.
Here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help chicken chokers thrive at work. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (17s+e) 195
Do NOT think like a psychopath. You did not arrive at the "psychopath answer" to the question.
Because a psychopath would contrive some connection between the cousin and the unnamed man that the question never gave or even hinted at? Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (K72K1) 196
Man does not live by scone alone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:24 AM (L/fGl) 197
I'm not catching a theme this week, which means one of the following:
1) There is no theme 2) There is a theme, but it is very subtle and obscure 3) My powers of observation are as bad as my wife claims them to be. Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2024 10:20 AM (P5mER) ++++ I am not certain, but I would bet money on point #1 being the answer - and *always* being the answer. I think the idea that there is an Art Thread weekly theme is either gaslighting or the misinterpretation of coincidental congruity as deliberate consistency. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:25 AM (d04cU) 198
Because a psychopath would contrive some connection between the cousin and the unnamed man that the question never gave or even hinted at?
Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (K72K1) ++++ It's in the question (well, the scenario as outlined). It's int he second sentence. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:25 AM (d04cU) 199
I'm not catching a theme this week, which means one of the following:
1) There is no theme 2) There is a theme, but it is very subtle and obscure 3) My powers of observation are as bad as my wife claims them to be. Posted by: tankdemon Is the absence of a theme a theme in and of itself? Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:25 AM (WXNFJ) 200
So would "who cares" technically be considered a Psychopath answer?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (VoAdT) 201
One advantage of marriage is the kids are not bastards. Can girls be bastards?
Never thought about it much cause married. Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (Z8Yh2) 202
The art thread rules are a tad confusing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie 1/2 of the comments violate the 100 comment rule. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden That's a VERY generous estimate for on-topic comments today Posted by: Doof That's because you knuckleheads don't pay any attention to what I actually say, and focus on second and third and fourth-hand interpretations from the other Morons. I know two of you, so the knuckleheadedness is understandable from you. but I am unsure whether I have met "Moron Robbie." "Moron Robbie..." be better. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (d9fT1) 203
Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (K72K1)
A psychopath would reason that killing the cousin would mean another funeral, and so she would likely see the man again. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (xIMxO) 204
Do NOT think like a psychopath. You did not arrive at the "psychopath answer" to the question.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:17 AM (d04cU) --- My first inclination was that the woman was HRC and her cousin discovered something that could lead to her arrest. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (7fElN) 205
>>Shitting affects 100% of the US workforce. So do runny noses. What's the point? People don't like hearing about bodily functions at work.
THIS x1000000000 >>here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help menstruators thrive at work. Once again, the Left does a 180 on a cause: Old and busted: Employing a woman is no different than a man. Treat us equally and don't say that our different bodies make us 'less than' our male colleagues. New Hotness: You must force a discussion of womens private bodily functions and give us days off every month because cramps 'n stuff! Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (cCVOS) 206
A psychopath would reason that killing the cousin would mean another funeral, and so she would likely see the man again.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (xIMxO) ++++ Yup. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (d04cU) 207
Is the absence of a theme a theme in and of itself?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:25 AM (WXNFJ) Meta themed! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (d9fT1) 208
Joe, what is the psychopath answer?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV) 209
Choosing not to have a theme is still choosing a theme.
Posted by: Neil P at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (Z8Yh2) 210
They are sending me a company laptop. I reminded them again yesterday that I am using my own computer, which I bought because they wouldn't send me one.
We have one business that has the phone number for me and my co-supervisor just to make sure they can reach someone in an outage. He called while I was on vacation. I didn't work it but did pass it along at work. I understand the benefits of technology, which has allowed me to work remotely. But it definitely eats into my time. Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (xjTDL) 211
190 @USDOL
#Menstruation affects half the U.S. workforce but talking about it at work can be taboo. For #MenstrualHygieneDay, here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help menstruators thrive at work. https://bit.ly/4aEkohw #PeriodFriendlyWorld #MHD2024 ... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:19 AM (L/fGl) ++++ Shitting affects 100% of the US workforce. So do runny noses. What's the point? People don't like hearing about bodily functions at work. Good grief. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:22 AM (d04cU) Also what is it these days with tv commercials alway showing women sitting on toilet with their underwear around their ankles. Why? I'm looking at you squatty potty. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (KC8Kz) 212
208 Never mind, I see that you just gave it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:27 AM (v6JzV) 213
My first inclination was that the woman was HRC and her cousin discovered something that could lead to her arrest.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (7fElN) ++++ LOL Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:28 AM (d04cU) 214
6 Looks quite civilized! I'd enjoy getting all gussied up for a tea party.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 09:32 AM (GBXhj) I always cringe at pictures of grown men in dresses sitting with their toddler girls for a "tea party," seemingly to great praise. Dudes, you're doing it wrong. What lesson are you really teaching your daughter here? Instead of the tutu and tiara, why not go I to your closet, get a nice suit, or at least a sport coat, put on the fancy tie, and show you daughter that it is perfectly acceptable for gentlemen to dress fancy and enjoy a tea party also. Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2024 10:28 AM (P5mER) 215
One advantage of marriage is the kids are not bastards. Can girls be bastards?
Never thought about it much cause married. Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen - that ship has sailed. There is no shame in society any longer, and no one cares about that sort of thing. Heck "single moms" are borderline superheroes. There's no way their kids are going to have some negative word attached to them. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:28 AM (ONUvy) 216
"A woman's uncle died in a car accident. At his funeral, she met a non-relative man. They talked at the wake and spent several hours together. She was very happy to have met him and enjoyed the time she spent with him. After the wake, she realized that for all of her interaction with the man, she failed to get his phone number.
Two weeks later, she murdered her cousin. Why?" *** Joe aslso added that the clue was in the second sentence. Then it may have something to do with the cousin being the child of the uncle who died? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:28 AM (J2vNu) 217
I posted this in the tech thread, but not too many people on the thread then, so I'm reposting it. Short video by same the guy, John Crist who did, "When Bible characters take Uber" This one is "White people solve racism". It's about 3 minutes. Mr. Crist is not a progressive:
Today I needed some humor: https://tinyurl.com/36pe4hvr Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 10:28 AM (XkYcA) Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2024 10:29 AM (W/lyH) 219
Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:22 AM (d04cU)
My wife suggests that this is about suggesting that it is some woman's time of the month due to changes in her personality. She informs me that it is acceptable to say that Karen is being a bitch but unacceptable to ask if Karen is being a bitch because she's menstrating... even if Karen is not normally a bitch. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:29 AM (U7wke) Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:29 AM (WXNFJ) Posted by: Employing 'Duck and Cover' techniques for the incoming flame war at May 30, 2024 10:29 AM (d04cU) 222
Ok, i was thinking the real Psychopath answer was "she was hungry again".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (VoAdT) 223
190 @USDOL
#Menstruation affects half the U.S. workforce but talking about it at work can be taboo. For #MenstrualHygieneDay, here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help menstruators thrive at work. https://bit.ly/4aEkohw #PeriodFriendlyWorld #MHD2024 ... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:19 AM (L/fGl) ++++ Shitting affects 100% of the US workforce. So do runny noses. What's the point? People don't like hearing about bodily functions at work. Good grief. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May As a former menstruator, this is simply embarrassing. Not everything that you think or feel needs to be discussed. Just stfu. Keep your body functions to yourself. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (lkWvj) 224
Posted by: Oddbob at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (K72K1)
A psychopath would reason that killing the cousin would mean another funeral, and so she would likely see the man again. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (xIMxO) --- That doesn't hold up to close scrutiny. Just because the non-relative man had a connection with the dead uncle doesn't mean he had a relationship with the cousin (presumably the dead man's son). He could have simply been a coworker paying his last respects. Happens all the time. And did the woman murder the cousin "clean." (i.e., in a manner that couldn't be traced to her or considered foul play)? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (7fElN) Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (tA1/w) 226
You can only comment about the hundred comment rule on comment 100.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 09:54 AM (VoAdT) ++++ LOL. Excellent. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) - This turned out to be extremely prescient. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (ONUvy) 227
Ok, i was thinking the real Psychopath answer was "she was hungry again".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 *** Maybe she's allergic to fava beans and doesn't care for Chianti! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (J2vNu) 228
Our impartial, straight down the middle, tell it like it is, speaking truth to power media.
Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante Behold the impartiality of MSNBC: Andrew Weissmann: "With respect to Judge Merchan, I have like a man crush on him. He is such a great judge. If you looked in a dictionary for judicial temperament, that's what you would get." TDS is one helluva drug. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (L/fGl) 229
Shitting affects 100% of the US workforce. So do runny noses. What's the point? People don't like hearing about bodily functions at work.
Good grief. Posted by: Joe Mannix (not a cop!) at May Make bathroom magazines at work mandatory! Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (CIS44) 230
What tangible individual benefit can a modern man expect from being married versus just living with the same woman for the same amount of time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Stable environment for his children to grow up in. And I believe that most men want to have children, same as women. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (v6JzV) 231
And did the woman murder the cousin "clean." (i.e., in a manner that couldn't be traced to her or considered foul play)?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (7fElN) Psychopathy generally doesn't hold up to scrutiny, does it? That's why all the truly interesting psychopaths are fictional. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (VoAdT) 232
Choking your chicken, fapping, buffing your bishop affects half of U.S. workforce but talking about it or doing it at work can be taboo.
Here are 5 easy actions employers can take to help chicken chokers thrive at work. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 30, 2024 10:23 AM (17s+e) What about just doing it on a zoom call? Asking for a friend. -- Jeffrey Toobin Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (U7wke) 233
Bulg, you seem to be getting a lot of "Firsts" lately. I wonder if most firsts could be a new category in the weekly round-up along with most comments and most sock puppets.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (P5mER) 234
That doesn't hold up to close scrutiny. Just because the non-relative man had a connection with the dead uncle doesn't mean he had a relationship with the cousin (presumably the dead man's son). He could have simply been a coworker paying his last respects. Happens all the time.
And did the woman murder the cousin "clean." (i.e., in a manner that couldn't be traced to her or considered foul play)? Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (7fElN) ++++ It doesn't need to be rational, which is part of the point. She's a psycho. The reasoning is clear to her, and sensible. Or so the premise goes, anyway. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (d04cU) 235
I know two of you, so the knuckleheadedness is understandable from you. but I am unsure whether I have met "Moron Robbie."
"Moron Robbie..." be better. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:26 AM (d9fT1) EXCELLENT!!!!!! *rocks air guitar* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:32 AM (Zz0t1) 236
Not everything that you think or feel needs to be discussed. Just stfu. Keep your body functions to yourself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (lkWvj) Sex becoming a point of public discussion has been a big driver of our societal decay. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:32 AM (d9fT1) 237
I'd buy a second phone and put the business crap on it. I would also deduct the cost from my income tax. If I couldn't deduct it I would find an ambulance chaser and sue the company. The company would settle because that's what they do.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:32 AM (0ZYe2) 238
As a former menstruator, this is simply embarrassing. Not everything that you think or feel needs to be discussed. Just stfu. Keep your body functions to yourself. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 10:30 AM (lkWvj) The topic of today's team meeting is anal leakage. Anyone here suffer from anal leakage? Bill you seem to go to the bathroom alot, how bout you start the conversation. Posted by: Karen Gripesalot, Mgr at May 30, 2024 10:33 AM (KC8Kz) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:33 AM (Zz0t1) 240
What tangible individual benefit can a modern man expect from being married versus just living with the same woman for the same amount of time?
Posted by: Moron Robbie Stable environment for his children to grow up in. And I believe that most men want to have children, same as women. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus - Again, *for the man* Not the woman, not the kids. Just one non-religious benefit. That's all. It's crazy how difficult it is to answer, isn't it? Which is the point of bringing it into the open. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (ONUvy) 241
A Poet, Muldoon I think, hitting 7th in overdrive with genius levels of poeticism, as a line of increasingly pissed democrats extends down the block waiting for his table.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (MkuC5) 242
I wonder if most firsts could be a new category in the weekly round-up along with most comments and most sock puppets.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 30, 2024 10:31 AM (P5mER) Or we could simply turn on Maetenloch's app that immediately bans anyone who writes "first" in the first comment. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (d9fT1) 243
Sex becoming a point of public discussion has been a big driver of our societal decay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:32 AM (d9fT1) *Pride Month has entered the chat. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1) 244
Sex becoming a point of public discussion has been a big driver of our societal decay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:32 AM (d9fT1) The conflation of shame and decorum. You don't need to be ashamed that your farts smell like Jerry Nadler's office on taco night. But, you know, hey, maybe wait for the next elevator, huh, buddy? Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (VoAdT) 245
242 Or we could simply turn on Maetenloch's app that immediately bans anyone who writes "first" in the first comment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (d9fT1) ======= Well, I'm safe. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO) 246
Or we could simply turn on Maetenloch's app that immediately bans anyone who writes "first" in the first comment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (d9fT1) ++++ What about "st!" Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (d04cU) 247
Two weeks later, she murdered her cousin. Why?
- Because he was a dirty, filthy, MAGAt Trump supporter. Duhhhhhh! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (L/fGl) 248
Sex becoming a point of public discussion has been a big driver of our societal decay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Yep. And deviant sex has been granted it's own month. Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (WXNFJ) 249
Or we could simply turn on Maetenloch's app that immediately bans anyone who writes "first" in the first comment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (d9fT1) What did I ever do to you? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) 250
Or we could simply turn on Maetenloch's app that immediately bans anyone who writes "first" in the first comment.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (d9fT1) ======= Well, I'm safe. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively what about 'st' and 'foist'? asking for a friend Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (CIS44) 251
Bulg, you seem to be getting a lot of "Firsts" lately. I wonder if most firsts could be a new category in the weekly round-up along with most comments and most sock puppets.
Posted by: tankdemon No one would be on that list except Sponge. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (v6JzV) 252
Still haven't heard any non-religious reason for modern US males to risk marriage with modern US females.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 09:57 AM (ONUvy) - Sammiches. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (X41A+) 253
Sex becoming a point of public discussion has been a big driver of our societal decay.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo - Also any and all advancements in art and screens. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (ONUvy) 254
249 What did I ever do to you?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1) ======== *hums Silent Lucidity* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO) 255
Erst ?
Posted by: Next2Nothing at May 30, 2024 10:36 AM (tA1/w) 256
Again, *for the man*
Not the woman, not the kids. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:34 AM (ONUvy) A stable and secure home, in which one's progeny thrive. The imperative to defend one's genes is tremendously powerful, and a marriage is the best way to do that. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (d9fT1) 257
fox news reports the nra won a free speech case in the supreme court against some nys official. details will probably come up later, maybe a quick hit
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (B1FKF) 258
Patternth are not alwayth what they theme to be.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG) 259
Unoth!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (d04cU) 260
========
*hums Silent Lucidity* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO) *sees nick* *cues Leary's "Asshole" song* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1) 261
Frist?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, who is not lysdexic at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (PiwSw) 262
258 Patternth are not alwayth what they theme to be.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (991eG) Did Mike Tyson take over Muldoon’s account? Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (iSfV4) 263
Psychopathy generally doesn't hold up to scrutiny, does it?
That's why all the truly interesting psychopaths are fictional. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 *** In his famous The Mask of Sanity, Hervey Cleckley gives a bunch of fascinating case histories of real psychopathic personalities. Not serial killers, no, but those with no apparent conscience and very little self-control, usually with alcohol but sometimes without, given to fantastic behavior, unreliability, and worse. He gives one history of a well-known doctor in a Southern state (this was the 1940s). He'd finished medical school and his training, had a practice and everything, yet threw off the mask of "proper member of society" at every opportunity and got drunk, propositioned strange women, and worse things. A later edition of the book has a chapter on fictional psychopaths and one on Alcibiades of Periclean Greece, who exhibited all the traits. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:38 AM (J2vNu) 264
260 *sees nick*
*cues Leary's "Asshole" song* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (Zz0t1) ======= I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO) 265
Again, *for the man*
Not the woman, not the kids. Just one non-religious benefit. That's all. It's crazy how difficult it is to answer, isn't it? Which is the point of bringing it into the open. Posted by: Moron Robbie No, for the man as well. He lessens the risk of having mentally/emotionally unbalanced kids that make his life miserable. Look, I get it. There are lots of crazy women out there. But there are plenty of normal ones, too. Just remember Rule #1 and you'll be fine. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV) 266
Ryan J. Reilly
@ryanjreilly NEW: Yesterday, Michael Fanone — the former police officer who was nearly killed by Trump rioters who actually believed the former president's lies about the 2020 election — called Donald Trump an "authoritarian" with "a violence fetish." Hours later, his mom was swatted. - I guess a car nearly hit him as he jaywalked to the Capitol. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:39 AM (L/fGl) 267
I'll agree that unless a man is at least somewhat religious there is no "tangible" benefit to him in getting married.
I might say that a sense of permanence and stability for him might be a benefit but with no-fault divorce and the fact that women initiate the vast majority of divorces, sometimes for no reason at all other than "I want new dick", it's hard to argue that position. Posted by: ballistic at May 30, 2024 10:39 AM (oqH4h) 268
Did Mike Tyson take over Muldoon’s account?
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 30, 2024 10:37 AM (iSfV4) Yup...and the transition was themeless! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:39 AM (d9fT1) 269
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO) ++++ IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S IMPLYING THAT YOUR THEME SONG IS A HUMOROUS NUMBER ABOUT A SELF-DESCRIBED ASSHOLE, AND THAT YOU ARE THEREFORE AN ASSHOLE. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 30, 2024 10:40 AM (d04cU) 270
There is no benefit to non-religious people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie Not true! Even atheists can benefit from the legal protections that prevent a spouse from being forced to testify against you! Posted by: Nick Rekieta at May 30, 2024 10:40 AM (JCZqz) 271
YOU ARE THEREFORE AN ASSHOLE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 30, 2024 10:40 AM (d04cU) Nailed it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:41 AM (Zz0t1) 272
It doesn't need to be rational, which is part of the point. She's a psycho. The reasoning is clear to her, and sensible.
Or so the premise goes, anyway. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 *** I'd think my scenario, where she finds her cousin is married to the hot guy and so she bumps the cousin off to get a shot at the guy, is just as irrational to normal people, but would be a sensible path to someone without a conscience. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:41 AM (J2vNu) 273
Two weeks later, she murdered her cousin. Why?
Yeah, her boyfriend just died. Dude died in a hang-gliding accident! What an idiot! "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"...Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. Posted by: Chazz Reinhold at May 30, 2024 10:41 AM (od9zZ) 274
42 Yes, my dear. we have planted rose bushes this season.
But nobody remembered their burger king crown . . . Posted by: THAT thread at May 30, 2024 10:41 AM (gKWVE) 275
A stable and secure home, in which one's progeny thrive. The imperative to defend one's genes is tremendously powerful, and a marriage is the best way to do that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo - I don't disagree. Ideally that would be the case. A traditional man with traditionally minded motivations, and a traditionally minded woman helping him pursue what's best for the family and progeny. There is no (or at least very little) balance in any of that any longer. A man who married a modern Girl Boss thinking woman is agreeing to give her half of his stuff whenever she's ready to move on. And she's taught from birth that she's a Girl Boss and to Never Settle and Girl Power etc. Yes, I agree that marriage is ideal. The point remains: modern men have no motivation outside of religious adherence (which ties to your point, too) to enter into that financial state-approved contract with modern women. I guess we could try to avoid discussing it, but that won't help the young men make good choices about what they're getting themselves into. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:42 AM (ONUvy) 276
269 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S IMPLYING THAT YOUR THEME SONG IS A HUMOROUS NUMBER ABOUT A SELF-DESCRIBED ASSHOLE, AND THAT YOU ARE THEREFORE AN ASSHOLE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 30, 2024 10:40 AM (d04cU) ======= Well, that's just mean. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:42 AM (GBKbO) 277
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
Posted by: Chazz Reinhold at May 30, 2024 10:41 AM (od9zZ) I agree! ~ Hunter Biden Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 30, 2024 10:43 AM (iSfV4) 278
There was a good article in The Atlantic (yeah, I know) several years ago entitled, "When Your Child Is a Psychopath" that was a really interesting study of the phenomenon. Apparently, some children are born with abnormal brains that are incapable of feeling empathy. Also, some badly abused children don't develop that capacity, either. Really interesting read.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:43 AM (v6JzV) 279
Look, I get it. There are lots of crazy women out there. But there are plenty of normal ones, too. Just remember Rule #1 and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:39 AM (v6JzV) ++++ I think this is a decreasingly reasonable take. The divorce rate and initiation trend, along with the increasing exit of young men from dating altogether indicate that things have in fact changed in terms of baseline assessment. The benefits of a successful marriage remain the same as they ever were. The damage potential of an unsuccessful marriage - and the odds of a marriage being unsuccessful - have increased radically and continue to worsen and that is certainly at least partially responsible for the decline in marriage as a whole. There is plenty of room for argument as to causes, but the outcomes speak for themselves. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:43 AM (d04cU) 280
I was shocked to discover that CBD's influence is now nationwide, and- that he is now peddling that influence. Everywhere I went this morning I saw signs proclaiming- "CBD For Sale HERE". You would think that the millions Ace pays CBD would be compensation enough, but....Nope. Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 10:43 AM (eDfFs) 281
Again, *for the man*
Not the woman, not the kids. Just one non-religious benefit. That's all. It's crazy how difficult it is to answer, isn't it? Which is the point of bringing it into the open. Posted by: Moron Robbie - No, for the man as well. He lessens the risk of having mentally/emotionally unbalanced kids that make his life miserable. -- So the tangible benefit for the man is that his kids are possibly better behaved than if he was in the exact same relationship without the state-approved contract. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:44 AM (ONUvy) 282
Jill Biden Says Trump "Can't Put A Sentence Together"
- Now, Juan Merchan, he can put a sentence together! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:44 AM (L/fGl) 283
My daughter wanted to have a tea part. We put layers of tablecloths on the patio table. Cloth placemats, cloth napkins. Used vintage pitchers for lemonade and iced tea. Hubbymayhem and the boy spawn wore hats and ties. Girl spawn and I wore skirts and fancy hats. Cookies, Twinkies, fruit, chocolates. A lovely time was had by all.
Why the hell would a man wear girly clothes to a tea party? Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 10:45 AM (4XwPj) 284
Look, I get it. There are lots of crazy women out there. But there are plenty of normal ones, too. Just remember Rule #1 and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus - And you won't know which one you got until after you've signed the contract and agreed to give her half your stuff. Good luck! Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:46 AM (ONUvy) 285
>>As a former menstruator, this is simply embarrassing. Not everything that you think or feel needs to be discussed. Just stfu. Keep your body functions to yourself.
A guess? These are women who have no other claim to victimhood - white, hetero, not disabled, etc. - so they need something that enables them to demand accommodations and recognition of their personal "struggle." Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2024 10:46 AM (cCVOS) 286
So the tangible benefit for the man is that his kids are possibly better behaved than if he was in the exact same relationship without the state-approved contract.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:44 AM (ONUvy) ++++ In many (most? not sure) states, this is a distinction without a difference. The contract is implied after some amount of time and common law marriage is still treated as religious or civil marriage by the state. All are under the same umbrella and rules. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:46 AM (d04cU) 287
There was a good article in The Atlantic (yeah, I know) several years ago entitled, "When Your Child Is a Psychopath" that was a really interesting study of the phenomenon. Apparently, some children are born with abnormal brains that are incapable of feeling empathy. Also, some badly abused children don't develop that capacity, either. Really interesting read.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 *** Cleckley's view of the causes of psychopathy was more Freudian (I repeat, he wrote the book originally in the 1940s). The greatest value of the text is his recounting of the case histories, and his comparison of it to other disorders. And the list of fictional psychopaths, too. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:46 AM (J2vNu) 288
In many (most? not sure) states, this is a distinction without a difference. The contract is implied after some amount of time and common law marriage is still treated as religious or civil marriage by the state. All are under the same umbrella and rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) - Yeah, more than likely. Similar to baby daddy child support, you're not getting out of certain things. I would still think shacking up would still provide a certain degree of legal protection that signing the contract would firmly lock you into. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:47 AM (ONUvy) 289
I've been wondering something about marriage. If one's motivation for marriage is primarily religious, as it would be for me, then what's the point of having government recognize it?
Government recognizes two homosexuals as married, so government's definition of marriage certainly isn't mine. Why should I seek or want or need government's sanction of MY marriage? Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2024 10:47 AM (woPEM) 290
F. Joe's continual spouting of lies ("I was involved in the Civil Rights movement as a kid") that a rational person would know are easily disproved woujld be a mark of psychopathy . . . if he weren't demented.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 10:48 AM (J2vNu) 291
>>Everywhere I went this morning I saw signs proclaiming-
"CBD For Sale HERE". Recalls signs for CBD oil. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2024 10:48 AM (cCVOS) 292
Legal Expert Breaks Down What Will Happen If Trump Is Convicted
- Dude, we're not in Kansas anymore. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:48 AM (L/fGl) 293
US markets have had a rough week. The Dow has fallen more than 1,000 points over the last three days alone — and there’s no sign of the negative momentum letting up. The Dow opened lower by 367 points, or 0.9%, Thursday morning. The S&P 500 was down 0.2% and the Nasdaq Composite dropped 0.2% as lackluster earnings results from Salesforce (CRM) worried investors. Shares of the customer relationship management company fell 18% after it reported a revenue miss and lowered expectations for the year ahead. Posted by: Bidenomics Today at May 30, 2024 10:49 AM (RHGPo) 294
Those asshole jury members are trying to find a way. They're just posing for each other, wanting to look "fair," something, anything to justify their vote, which was predetermined when they first entered the courtroom hoping to get on.
They are secretly thinking about book deals. How will a SCOTUS overturning make them look to their friends? Like warriors! Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 30, 2024 10:49 AM (KiBMU) 295
The government has no business in marriage. Marriage is A religious commitment. There shouldn't be any "legal" marriage.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (4XwPj) 296
FWIW, Charles Johnson, of bicycle without a seat yet still the post fame, had a hardon for people proclaiming first in every new thread.
He programmatically banned anyone saying some variation of first within the first several comments. It's one of the reasons I'm obnoxious about it to this day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1) 297
Because of old age/arthritis, I had a "tall toilet" installed yesterday....man, it's like going from a VW bug to a Cadillac.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR) 298
I guess we could try to avoid discussing it, but that won't help the young men make good choices about what they're getting themselves into.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:42 AM (ONUvy) I think you are missing my point. Read Dawkin's "The Selfish Gene." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (d9fT1) 299
OK, I give up. I guess I'm too old (Gen X), and married too long (over 25 years) to an intelligent, sensible woman to understand the craziness of the current courtship scene.
And I'm glad that's the case. I just hope my son chooses well. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (v6JzV) 300
It's one of the reasons I'm obnoxious about it to this day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1) I just thought it was your natural obnoxiousness. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (d9fT1) 301
Have we seen this artist before?
Posted by: Tuna at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (oaGWv) 302
A Poet, Muldoon I think, hitting 7th in overdrive with genius levels of poeticism,
******** Or as my mom used to call it, "...careening out of control." Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (991eG) 303
Now I gotta go to work.
Be excellent to each other. Paul and Sid get their stomachs pumped from all the jizz...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1) 304
The SCOTUS ruling for the NRA today might be way bigger than thought.
9-0 that a government regulator "merely jawboning" a regulated entities can be a 1st Amendment violation. And the letter NY sent to the insurance companies was very careful "not saying you can't, but you might not want to do business with the NRA" along with the usual cover of "for public health and safety." To avoid actual regulatory action. Yeah, now do the FBI telling FB and Google "maybe you should consider not allowing those news items. Just saying ...." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (g9W3m) 305
I've been wondering something about marriage. If one's motivation for marriage is primarily religious, as it would be for me, then what's the point of having government recognize it? ...
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 30, 2024 10:47 AM (woPEM) ++++ There are three sound arguments on this question, as far as I have been able to determine. The first argument is that there isn't, and the state shouldn't be involved. Register your marriage in your family bible (and/or with the church) and that's it. The state doesn't matter and shouldn't be involved. The second argument is that there is broad interest in determining who one is allowed to marry, and that state involvement permits laws about it. This can be anything from reasonable restrictions (incest) to unreasonable restrictions (miscegenation, class differences, etc.). The interest is legitimate, even if the expression isn't. The third argument is that there is broad interest in family formation and so special protections for family formation justifies state involvement to incentivize it through things like joint filing, community property within families, survivorship, etc. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (d04cU) 306
I just thought it was your natural obnoxiousness.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (d9fT1) It gets an assist! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (Zz0t1) 307
I think you are missing my point. Read Dawkin's "The Selfish Gene."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (d9fT1) Love shellfish...oh, wait. Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (AwYPR) 308
73% of Voters, Highest on Record, Call Biden’s America “Out of Control”
- That sounds alot better than "pure f*cking nuts." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl) 309
For first time in a year, Israel poll shows Netanyahu preferred to Benny Gantz as prime minister
Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (RHGPo) 310
304 The SCOTUS ruling for the NRA today might be way bigger than thought.
9-0 that a government regulator "merely jawboning" a regulated entities can be a 1st Amendment violation. And the letter NY sent to the insurance companies was very careful "not saying you can't, but you might not want to do business with the NRA" along with the usual cover of "for public health and safety." To avoid actual regulatory action. Yeah, now do the FBI telling FB and Google "maybe you should consider not allowing those news items. Just saying ...." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (g9W3m) ======== "SCOTUS is wrong. The government has more free speech rights than the people." -David French, legal conservative Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO) 311
It's one of the reasons I'm obnoxious about it to this day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1) I just thought it was your natural obnoxiousness. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:51 AM (d9fT1) I'm kinda curious as to how many reasons he has for his FIRST shenanigans!! Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6Olo) 312
The government has no business in marriage. Marriage is A religious commitment. There shouldn't be any "legal" marriage.
Posted by: Madamemayhem Really? It's a merging of property as well as bodies and soles. There has to be some legal regime behind it to sort out inheritance issues, at least, to say nothing of legal authority over children. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV) 313
I would still think shacking up would still provide a certain degree of legal protection that signing the contract would firmly lock you into.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - E -------------------------- Ask Lee Marvin's girl friend about that. Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (0ZYe2) 314
Because of old age/arthritis, I had a "tall toilet" installed yesterday....man, it's like going from a VW bug to a Cadillac.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR) - Pimp my potty? Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (X41A+) 315
308 73% of Voters, Highest on Record, Call Biden’s America “Out of Control”
- That sounds alot better than "pure f*cking nuts." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:52 AM (L/fGl) ======= Just you wait until Democrats cheat and steal another presidential election, America. Or, don't wait. Do something about it. Volunteer to help count ballots, or something. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO) 316
Because of old age/arthritis, I had a "tall toilet" installed yesterday....man, it's like going from a VW bug to a Cadillac.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR) ++++ Even absent age or arthritis, they are the superior product. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (d04cU) 317
312 Really? It's a merging of property as well as bodies and soles. There has to be some legal regime behind it to sort out inheritance issues, at least, to say nothing of legal authority over children.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV) ======== That feels more like contract law than anything else. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO) 318
Pimp my potty?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (X41A+) I think it could work...in the right time slot. Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:55 AM (AwYPR) 319
legal authority over children.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (v6JzV) Authority and responsibility. Welfare state and preposterous progressivism aside, your bastard bairn is your problem, and you can't abandon your wife and kid to go Find Yourself with some hookers in Parumph. But, the legal system being thoroughly fucked, that's no longer A Thing. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:55 AM (VoAdT) 320
Althouse has this story today:
"Young voters overwhelmingly believe that almost all politicians are corrupt and that the country will end up worse off than when they were born..." "... according to new polling from Democratic firm Blueprint obtained exclusively by Semafor.... A whopping 65% agreed either strongly or somewhat that 'nearly all politicians are corrupt, and make money from their political power' I mean...duh? I guess the yutes can see the same things everyone else can see. The question is what the hell are they going to do about it. Vote for Dems and GOPers and this pattern will continue. Vote for socialists and it will get *worse*. Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 10:55 AM (ibTVg) 321
Ask Lee Marvin's girl friend about that.
Posted by: Braenyard - i assume California. This California: "$18.4 billion. That’s how much California parents owe in overdue child support payments, but a staggering $6.8 billion of that debt is due to the government, not families — the result of the Golden State keeping an unusually large portion of payments for itself." https://tinyurl.com/2cg95kn3 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (ONUvy) 322
278 There was a good article in The Atlantic (yeah, I know) several years ago entitled, "When Your Child Is a Psychopath" that was a really interesting study of the phenomenon. Apparently, some children are born with abnormal brains that are incapable of feeling empathy. Also, some badly abused children don't develop that capacity, either. Really interesting read.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:43 AM (v6JzV) Yet, people seem to love to use "If your father abused you, you probably deserved it" as the Ultimate Own on social media... Posted by: XTC at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (6Uni8) 323
>>OK, I give up. I guess I'm too old (Gen X), and married too long (over 25 years) to an intelligent, sensible woman to understand the craziness of the current courtship scene.
Pretty sure that the problems stem from there no longer being any "courtship." Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (cCVOS) 324
Tall toilet?? I'd rather have a floor-to-ceiling urinal!!
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (v6Olo) 325
320 "Young voters overwhelmingly believe that almost all politicians are corrupt and that the country will end up worse off than when they were born..."
"... according to new polling from Democratic firm Blueprint obtained exclusively by Semafor.... A whopping 65% agreed either strongly or somewhat that 'nearly all politicians are corrupt, and make money from their political power' I mean...duh? I guess the yutes can see the same things everyone else can see. The question is what the hell are they going to do about it. Vote for Dems and GOPers and this pattern will continue. Vote for socialists and it will get *worse*. Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 10:55 AM (ibTVg) ======= To piggyback off of yesterday's dunking on the Libertarian Party: Yeah. They could have tried to take advantage of this. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO) 326
I'm kinda curious as to how many reasons he has for his FIRST shenanigans!!
Posted by: Doof We should put the question to the Trump jury. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (v6JzV) 327
Because of old age/arthritis, I had a "tall toilet" installed yesterday....man, it's like going from a VW bug to a Cadillac.
Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:50 AM (AwYPR) So. An automatic vice four on the floor? Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (W/lyH) 328
The Time Has Come for A COVID Truth And Reconciliation Commission
- I was thinking more rope and a shit load of lampposts. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 10:57 AM (L/fGl) 329
Really? It's a merging of property as well as bodies and soles. There has to be some legal regime behind it to sort out inheritance issues, at least, to say nothing of legal authority over children.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus - Thanks for your help btw. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 10:57 AM (ONUvy) 330
73% of Voters, Highest on Record, Call Biden’s America “Out of Control”
But remember he totally got more votes from real citizens then any other candidate in history Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 10:58 AM (ibTVg) 331
Yep. And deviant sex has been granted it's own month.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 30, 2024 10:35 AM (WXNFJ) Just because it deviates from the norm doesn't mean its deviant! Or abnormal! Posted by: Abby Normal De Viante at May 30, 2024 10:58 AM (8I4hW) 332
That feels more like contract law than anything else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO) As I understand it, EU courts have ruled that pre-nup agreements are unenforceable because the woman only signed them to get the guy to marry her so it was under duress. Also, cohabitation for longer than 12 months entitles her to half. They really want to end stable heterosexual relationships. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:58 AM (U7wke) 333
Israel poll shows Netanyahu preferred to Benny Gantz as prime minister
Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 10:53 AM (RHGPo) Gantz is a sleazy cocksucker who will do anything for power. His decisions are a big part of the profound failures on October 7th. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 30, 2024 10:59 AM (d9fT1) 334
So. An automatic vice four on the floor?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 30, 2024 10:56 AM (W/lyH) Amazing how much difference a few inches can make..... Posted by: BignJames at May 30, 2024 10:59 AM (AwYPR) 335
Welfare state and preposterous progressivism aside, your bastard bairn is your problem, and you can't abandon your wife and kid to go Find Yourself with some hookers in Parumph.
But, the legal system being thoroughly fucked, that's no longer A Thing. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 10:55 AM (VoAdT) ++++ There used to be balance in dissolution responsibility, which has been removed. It's a serious problem and the change - the so-called "tender years doctrine" - has been a disaster. In the Before Times, if a marriage collapsed, there was little if any alimony, and child custody went to the man by default. As marriage is also a major mechanism to ensure paternity, this makes philosophical sense as well as practical sense. Men need marriage to ensure paternity, and the children are his. But it has wild practical implications. For women, leaving for no reason was likely ruinous and for men it would not result in the footloose freedom he expected because he has to deal with and support the children. The contemporary version of "wife gets the kids and child support by default, with potential for alimony" turned this on its head and made one side a lottery with good odds. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 10:59 AM (d04cU) 336
There has to be some legal regime behind it to sort out inheritance issues, at least, to say nothing of legal authority over children.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus The state shouldn't have any say in inheritance. Write the will, have it notarized, done. One can leave one's estate to a pack of cats, the state has no say in it. Parents have authority over their children. Mom and Dad can't get along doesn't mean one no longer has parental rights. This stuff isn't really the purview of the state. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 11:00 AM (4XwPj) 337
There's an argument that psychopathy is actually a survival trait in complex societies. In a tribal environment, not so much, but a lack of empathy for others and a vicious, "I'm looking out for Number One" attitude may increase chances of success in a complex society.
Or maybe just in modern America. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu) 338
>>The Time Has Come for A COVID Truth And Reconciliation Commission
Translation: We want automatic forgiveness for admitting what you all know we did. How about NO? We want firings, fines, pensions taken, prosecutions, jail time, and more. . . Posted by: Lizzy at May 30, 2024 11:00 AM (cCVOS) 339
Get r done!
Xi Jinping Admits China’s Job Market in “Chaos,” Demands His Underlings Fix the Economy Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 30, 2024 11:00 AM (L/fGl) 340
Noodus simianus
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 11:00 AM (J2vNu) 341
Pretty sure that the problems stem from there no longer being any "courtship."
Posted by: Lizzy Yeah, that's probably true, sadly. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV) 342
To piggyback off of yesterday's dunking on the Libertarian Party:
Yeah. They could have tried to take advantage of this. I suspect a LP whose real main issues were: Ending all forms of welfare, corporate and personal Ending foreign adventurism Massive tax cuts No bureaucratic health fascism/clot shots And yes some form of abortion loving Would be doing really well...Just looking at the clot shot crap, when the GOPe joined the Dems on mandates this was a golden opportunity for the LP to step in and lead the legal/civil disobedience movement... Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 11:01 AM (ibTVg) 343
Pretty sure that the problems stem from there no longer being any "courtship."
Posted by: Lizzy -- Yep, getting warmer. Who controls all the vagina? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Except for religious obedience, name one benefit marriage provides to U.S. men at May 30, 2024 11:01 AM (ONUvy) 344
ITS MONKEY TIME
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 11:01 AM (rdISq) 345
As I understand it, EU courts have ruled that pre-nup agreements are unenforceable because the woman only signed them to get the guy to marry her so it was under duress. ...
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 10:58 AM (U7wke) ++++ I wonder if they'll take that its logical end. Software license agreements are unenforceable because the user was under duress and only signed it to use the software. Debts are unenforceable because the debtor was under duress and only borrowed to but the product. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 11:02 AM (d04cU) Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 11:03 AM (0ZYe2) 347
>>The Time Has Come for A COVID Truth And Reconciliation Commission
--- No thanks. Now, a Truth and Recriminations Commission? Yes. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 11:03 AM (g9W3m) 348
There once was a couple named Cole Who fulfilled their marital role They danced naked in the street And then had some fish to eat They loved each other, bawdy and sole Posted by: Muldoon at May 30, 2024 11:05 AM (991eG) 349
BabylonBee: Bailiffs Cast Lots For Trump’s Clothing
Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 11:09 AM (RHGPo) 350
NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA v. VULLO
Held: The NRA plausibly alleged that respondent violated the First Amendment by coercing regulated entities to terminate their business relationships with the NRA in order to punish or suppress gun-promotion advocacy. Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2024 11:15 AM (RHGPo) 351
A respite from Da-Hoom and Boron Cobbie making this place his private asylum:
Graduation just beginning at USAFA, and they stream it. First-rate military band (your tax dollars at work) and it's all Sousa all day. No President this time -- yes, it has been one year since he falldown goboom. Some say there is a flyover at the end. Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 30, 2024 11:18 AM (zdLoL) 352
We are no more than a year out from people seeing General Jack D. Ripper talk about fluoridation and wonder why he's supposed to be crazy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO) Wasn't there a study out recently showing a link - I didn't read it, I don't know how tenuous the link may be - between fluoridation and issues with children - specifically autism IIRC. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 30, 2024 11:19 AM (U7wke) 353
FWIW, Charles Johnson, of bicycle without a seat yet still the post fame, had a hardon for people proclaiming first in every new thread.
He programmatically banned anyone saying some variation of first within the first several comments. For once he's not wrong. "First!" is widely considered to be gay and retarded among people who were on the Internet pre-AOL. Posted by: Ian S. at May 30, 2024 11:21 AM (2ocoG) 354
CNN senior data reporter Harry Enten explained on Thursday that the reason for young voters shifting from President Joe Biden to former President Donald Trump is likely due to their desire for significant change in the country.
Some polling has suggested Biden’s plunge in young voter support is related to his perceived support of Israel in its conflict with terrorist organization Hamas, but the movement away from the president began well before the October 7 Hamas attacks. Enten on “CNN News Central” said that the true reason for Biden’s loss of young voters is that they want “major change,” and believe Trump is the one to deliver on that desire. “Remember, John, those voters under the age of 25 right now were at best born in 2000,” Enten added. “They were probably born later than 2000. They don’t remember 9/11. They really don’t remember the Bush years. They barely remember the Obama years. It’s perhaps time that we’re going to see a change like we saw earlier in the 21st century.” Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2024 11:27 AM (RHGPo) 355
Don't worry someone brought the Charcoal Lighter
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