Pitbull and Parrot Are Best Frenz

Addendum For your viewing pleasure...another one of Joe Biden's successes. [CBD]

BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING

GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking. pic.twitter.com/oJCGjD6OdE
— Open Source Intel (@Osint613) May 27, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM

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1 1st?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:00 PM (v6JzV)

2 Wow. I’ll cull the otters.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:01 PM (v6JzV)

3 I feel fowl jokes will be flown about in this thread.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 04:01 PM (bsaTj)

4 I feel fowl jokes will be flown about in this thread.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Or transported as if in a lorri.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:04 PM (v6JzV)

5 Mentioned this earlier, went to an animal shelter in Phoenix recently. They had just opened, and had several wings of the building, all filled with abandoned pit bulls, and other similar dogs.

Humans suck.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2024 04:04 PM (yMOrY)

6 I feel fowl jokes will be flown about in this thread.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 04:01 PM (bsaTj)

You mean like the grumpy sick owl?

It had irritable owl synd.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 04:05 PM (bvWAj)

7 5 Mentioned this earlier, went to an animal shelter in Phoenix recently. They had just opened, and had several wings of the building, all filled with abandoned pit bulls, and other similar dogs.

Humans suck.
Posted by: BurtTC

They could always invite Kristi Noem in to make some additional space available.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 27, 2024 04:07 PM (aFNOf)

8 Ace is just winging it today.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:07 PM (4XwPj)

9 An obsession with parrot puns is a mental illness. A form of psyttachosis.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:07 PM (v6JzV)

10 Always wanted a dog, but not a Pitbull

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

11 I feel fowl jokes will be flown about in this thread.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 04:01 PM (bsaTj)

I know. Conure blame them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 04:08 PM (guGkK)

12 Woof!
And that's all I'll say for now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:08 PM (hOUT3)

13 I will doggedly endeavor to find puns.

I'm sure to come up with a couple of howlers that might even give you paws.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:08 PM (5D4aW)

14 8 Ace is just winging it today.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:07 PM (4XwPj)

He mentioned on Friday that it would be a light day today because of the holiday.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:09 PM (5D4aW)

15 Hubbymayhem is correcting our first, not great, attempt at garden hose storage. Hose reel for the win!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:09 PM (4XwPj)

16 I, myself, am opposed to parrot puns. And no one is going to budgie me from this position.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:09 PM (v6JzV)

17 I'm waiting for someone to post a colorant!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:10 PM (hOUT3)

18 In other words, parrot puns really stick in ma caw.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)

19 14 8 Ace is just winging it today.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)

You better duck.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 27, 2024 04:10 PM (aFNOf)

20 He mentioned on Friday that it would be a light day today because of the holiday.
Posted by: tankdemon
Yes. I know. It wasn't a criticism.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:11 PM (4XwPj)

21
Mentioned this earlier, went to an animal shelter in Phoenix recently. They had just opened, and had several wings of the building, all filled with abandoned pit bulls, and other similar dogs.

Humans suck.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2024 04:04 PM

The story about the woman who had both arms and half her face chewed off by a pit bull seems to have disappeared from the news. You hear about that?

Seems that maybe some people realized that having a 'pet' capable of that level of violence is not such a great idea.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 04:12 PM (RKVpM)

22 8 Ace is just winging it today.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:07 PM (4XwPj)

I find my puppy puns pitted against parrot puns. I'm in a terrierable predicament.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:12 PM (5D4aW)

23 20
After all what could go wrong on Memorial Day?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:12 PM (hOUT3)

24 A theater in Beverly, Massachusetts, is apologizing to patrons who attended a screening of “Jaws” over the weekend, after star Richard Dreyfuss allegedly made comments many patrons considered to be sexist and homophobic."

tinyurl.com/bdz96f6v

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

25 Breeding of Pit Bulls should be banned.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (fkuu7)

26 You better duck.

Eider the waterfowl puns go, or I go.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (v6JzV)

27 Parrot and pup!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (OC0eP)

28 What did one cock tell the other cock while gazing at the hens?

I just want to fit in...

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 27, 2024 04:14 PM (aFNOf)

29
I'd volunteer at the animal 'shelter' to send every pit bull off into the hereafter.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 04:14 PM (RKVpM)

30 Seems that maybe some people realized that having a 'pet' capable of that level of violence is not such a great idea.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I would bet a bunch of those dogs were surrendered by people who have kids and didn't realize what breed the dog was. People aren't just awful. They're stupid too.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:14 PM (4XwPj)

31 24 Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

I would like to know what (most likely innocuous thing) Dreyfuss actually said that has everybody's panties in a wad.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:17 PM (5D4aW)

32 Heh. Hadrian VII thinks he's in charge at Schloss Hadrian for the next three weeks.

Posted by: The Puppies at May 27, 2024 04:17 PM (v6JzV)

33 In Touching Memorial Day Address, Biden Thanks Fallen American Servicemen For Their Votes
babylonbee.com

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at May 27, 2024 04:17 PM (ULrwp)

34 Sweet video.
Milo looks to be a pit bull mix.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:17 PM (NpAcC)

35 Seems that maybe some people realized that having a 'pet' capable of that level of violence is not such a great idea.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

I would bet a bunch of those dogs were surrendered by people who have kids and didn't realize what breed the dog was. People aren't just awful. They're stupid too.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:14 PM (4XwPj)

People who get pit bulls to be pets find that they are extremely gentle and loyal.

The problem is, people who get pit bulls to be guard dogs or to fight then try to bring them home to be pets, and they just do what they're trained to do.

It's not the dog breed, it's the people.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2024 04:18 PM (KBAIt)

36 BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2024 04:18 PM (GITLP)

37 I find my puppy puns pitted against parrot puns. I'm in a terrierable predicament.
Posted by: tankdemon

Bet that very soon someone will give you the bird!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:18 PM (hOUT3)

38 37 Bet that very soon someone will give you the bird!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:18 PM (hOUT3)

Don't bully me!

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:20 PM (5D4aW)

39 BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD

I just knew it wouldn't fly.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 04:21 PM (UWaR6)

40 Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2024 04:18 PM (GITLP)

It sinks on revolting!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2024 04:21 PM (KBAIt)

41 Don’t bully me!
— Well, you shouldn’t have gone to Pamplona.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:22 PM (v6JzV)

42 Pit bulls, along with Rottweiler, and English Mastiff must be properly trained in obedience.
My aunt had several Rotts over the years and she took each and every one to a professional obedience training program. None of those animals ever caused harm to anyone. They were 100% loyal to her. It forced her asshole husband to control his temper. If he lifted his hand to her, the dogs intervened. He was never attacked, unfortunately. But he was nervous enough about the dog to reel in his idiocy.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:24 PM (4XwPj)

43 36
Interest take from not our Publius:
https://x.com/CynicalPublius/status/1795127633036132782

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:25 PM (hOUT3)

44
Some dogs are purchased for their ability to intimidate. When I open my chain of nationwide crack houses I fully intend to staff them with pit bulls.

When someone doesn't wanna pay up I'll tell them it's gonna cost them an arm and a leg if they don't.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 27, 2024 04:28 PM (RKVpM)

45 Does the Capt of the pier go down with his , um floaty thing?

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:28 PM (fwDg9)

46 Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 04:29 PM (o2ZRX)

47 Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD

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Due to Climate Change?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 27, 2024 04:29 PM (8AONa)

48 Gaza Pier is sinking, man, and I don't wanna swim

Posted by: Gord Dhownie at May 27, 2024 04:30 PM (OguvZ)

49 41 Don’t bully me!
— Well, you shouldn’t have gone to Pamplona.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:22 PM (v6JzV)

Are you saying it would have behooved me to avoid ungulates?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (5D4aW)

50 Forgot the plug. Happens all the time.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (o2ZRX)

51 Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

—

Hamas most likely stole all the things that make it float.

Posted by: Joe B. at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (tpjlM)

52 I remember this TV movie from the 70s about this guy who unintentionally found himself trapped in a commercial building after closing hours and was terrorized by the guard dogs.

That was a scary flick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (v6JzV)

53 Milio isn't cuddling that bird. He's tederizing it.

Posted by: noam Sayen at May 27, 2024 04:32 PM (o+LI7)

54 By the way did you know what else climate change is creating? More turbulence in airplanes. According to Pete BootyJudge.

Posted by: Joe B. at May 27, 2024 04:33 PM (tpjlM)

55 St. Pete rainbow street mural defaced about a week before Pride Month

tinyurl.com/3np6njsv

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:33 PM (NpAcC)

56 Are you saying it would have behooved me to avoid ungulates?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (5D4aW)

First udderly bad pun of the day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:33 PM (hOUT3)

57 Are you saying it would have behooved me to avoid ungulates?
Posted by: tankdemon

You cud interpret it in a variety of ways.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:33 PM (v6JzV)

58 A theater in Beverly, Massachusetts, is apologizing to patrons who attended a screening of “Jaws” over the weekend, after star Richard Dreyfuss allegedly made comments many patrons considered to be sexist and homophobic."

tinyurl.com/bdz96f6v
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

So WHAT did he say ?
I clicked the link but it never got to the point !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:34 PM (T4tVD)

59 Wait, the parrot's name is "Cracker?"

I'm so triggered right now that I started shaking so violently my front tooth fell out!

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 04:34 PM (bu09+)

60 My two favorite ungulates are Artie O'Dactyl and his sister Paris O'Dactyl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:35 PM (v6JzV)

61 It’s always hilarious how they take a couple of days away from gay month to talk about JoonTeenf.

Posted by: Joe B. at May 27, 2024 04:36 PM (tpjlM)

62 "The sheriff is near " ?

WHAT ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:37 PM (T4tVD)

63 I added a video to the post...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 04:37 PM (d9fT1)

64 56 First udderly bad pun of the day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:33 PM (hOUT3)

Just milking as much entertainment from the thread as I can, no need to hound me about it.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:38 PM (5D4aW)

65 Forgot the plug. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (o2ZRX)

Let's see; is it open bilge petcock or close bilge petcock before attempting to float pier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:38 PM (hOUT3)

66 AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING

There was a time when America could build things. DIE/DEI in action...with an unhealthy dose of anti-semitism.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:38 PM (ynpvh)

67 65 Forgot the plug. Happens all the time.
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 04:31 PM (o2ZRX)

Let's see; is it open bilge petcock or close bilge petcock before attempting to float pier!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:38 PM (hOUT3)

Kumala doesn't know how to petcock...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:39 PM (ynpvh)

68 So WHAT did he say ?
I clicked the link but it never got to the point !
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:34 PM (T4tVD)
******
I don't know. It's Massachusetts.
Most are Democrats that deem everything racist, misogynistic and homophobic because they're indoctrinated to think that way.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:39 PM (NpAcC)

69 I added a video to the post...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 04:37 PM (d9fT1)

Just like D Day.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2024 04:39 PM (KBAIt)

70 So WHAT did he say ?
I clicked the link but it never got to the point !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:34 PM (T4tVD)

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Great White Sharks rule the oceans and males don't f*ck each other and/or decide to change their sex?

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 04:39 PM (bu09+)

71 BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING

* watches video *

Are we sure our DEI military didn't just build it at low tide?

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 04:39 PM (DgGvY)

72 CBD must be the power behind the throne to add something to an Ace post.

Is CBD Cardinal Richelieu? Ace’s Eminence Grise?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

73 Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

Another grim ~~milestone~~ millstone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 04:40 PM (a3Q+t)

74 73 Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

Another grim milestone millstone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 04:40 PM (a3Q+t)

LOL. With all the babies the folks runnin' the country have supported, a millstone is the least they deserve.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

75 Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

So millions of dollars down the drain.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:41 PM (4XwPj)

76 I, for one, welcome our new Dildo overlords.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:42 PM (v6JzV)

77 74 73 Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

Another grim milestone millstone.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 04:40 PM (a3Q+t)

LOL. With all the babies the folks runnin' the country have supported, a millstone is the least they deserve.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:41 PM (ynpvh)

supported killing. dang fingers

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

78 So millions of dollars down the drain.
Posted by: Madamemayhem

It's not a total loss. I'm sure 10% got back to the big guy.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 04:42 PM (DgGvY)

79 76 I, for one, welcome our new Dildo overlords.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:42 PM (v6JzV)

They from South Dildo, New Foundland?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:42 PM (ynpvh)

80 39 BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD

Good... It will save us millions in "aid" we are sending to Hamas, I mean Gazans

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 04:43 PM (Akjoo)

81 All our dollars are down the drain, anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

82 I added a video to the post...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 27, 2024 04:37 PM (d9fT1)

Just like D Day.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 27, 2024 04:39 PM (KBAIt)

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* cue the Talking Heads *

"We're on a pier to nowhere
Come on inside
Taking that goat to nowhere
We'll take that ride

I'm feeling okay this morning
And you know
72 virgins in paradise
Here we go, here we go"

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 04:43 PM (bu09+)

83 What's up, dock?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:44 PM (5D4aW)

84 81 All our dollars are down the drain, anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

AS inflation worsens, the US can float the pier back up with all those $$$ bills...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

85 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 27, 2024 04:24 PM (4XwPj)

Son had a matched pair of bull mastiffs that were sweet and gentle pups, but I would not want to be someone that threatened one of his family!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:44 PM (hOUT3)

86 83 What's up, dock?

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:44 PM (5D4aW)

Joey shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:44 PM (ynpvh)

87 But, will our new Dildo overlords be of the vengeful variety?

*runs and hides in cellar*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM (v6JzV)

88 All our dollars are down the drain, anymore.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:43 PM (v6JzV)

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It's almost as if you treat a currency as virtually worthless, it's likely to become virtually worthless ... or something. Almost.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM (bu09+)

89 BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD

Somehow we managed to keep the mulberry piers at Normandy floating for almost a month before they sank during WWII, and it took a storm of the century to sink them. You would think that the technology might have had a bit of time to mature since then and stuff we build would float longer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM (QNSds)

90 1 1st?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:00 PM

I see you took the advice "If you want something done well, do it yourself." after your previous whinging about non-nooding.

#WellDone

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 04:47 PM (a3Q+t)

91 89 BREAKING: AMERICAN GAZA PORT SINKING GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD

Somehow we managed to keep the mulberry piers at Normandy floating for almost a month before they sank during WWII, and it took a storm of the century to sink them. You would think that the technology might have had a bit of time to mature since then and stuff we build would float longer.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM (QNSds)

Maybe the placed it over a Hamas Under-water tunnel...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:48 PM (ynpvh)

92 87 But, will our new Dildo overlords be of the vengeful variety?

*runs and hides in cellar*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM (v6JzV)

It would fit in with the theme.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 04:49 PM (5D4aW)

93 Joey shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

His handlers should have sent him through towns that were easier to spell.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 04:49 PM (DgGvY)

94 But, will our new Dildo overlords be of the vengeful variety?

*runs and hides in cellar*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM

TBF, now we know who's been putting the Grade B Dark Vermont maple syrup on their French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 04:49 PM (a3Q+t)

95 IDF frogmen

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2024 04:50 PM (fkuu7)

96 What a mess...

@IsraelWarRoom 11m
#BREAKING: Israeli air defenses near Eilat repel drone attack from Iran-backed terrorists in Iraq

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

97 93 Joey shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

He gave a memorial day speech today and threw in the death of beau again...He always has to include himself... I'm surprised he didn't claim he stormed the beaches of Normandy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 04:51 PM (Akjoo)

98 Boys play soccer with an elk:

https://tinyurl.com/48d22ykx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 04:51 PM (XkYcA)

99 90 Yes, I firsted, but I also nooded.

To paraphrase Julius Caesar: “I came, I was FIRST!!!, I nooded.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:51 PM (v6JzV)

100 94 But, will our new Dildo overlords be of the vengeful variety?

*runs and hides in cellar*
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:46 PM

TBF, now we know who's been putting the Grade B Dark Vermont maple syrup on their French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 04:49 PM (a3Q+t)

We don't have to worry too much; the Dildo will be sous vide and will not have maple syrup on it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:52 PM (ynpvh)

101 His brain makes up stuff and replays like a record scratch

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:52 PM (fwDg9)

102 GAZA: Netzerim Beach: Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking. pic.twitter.com/oJCGjD6OdE
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And they really pretend to wonder what "Make America Great Again" means....

Posted by: ... at May 27, 2024 04:53 PM (lX8VI)

103 CBD must be the power behind the throne to add something to an Ace post.

Is CBD Cardinal Richelieu? Ace’s Eminence Grise?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:40 PM (v6JzV)

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"He's Aleksandr Dugin, Putin's Rasputin -- and we've got the urinating Russian hooker pee pee tapes to prove it!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 04:53 PM (bu09+)

104 So WHAT did he say ?
I clicked the link but it never got to the point !
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:34 PM (T4tVD)
******
I don't know. It's Massachusetts.

You post a link and don't know what it says ?
You ain't gettin' any Spam !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:53 PM (T4tVD)

105 99 90 Yes, I firsted, but I also nooded.

To paraphrase Julius Caesar: “I came, I was FIRST!!!, I nooded.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 04:51 PM (v6JzV)

Other version:
He saw, he conquered, he came...
Coming is supposed to be last; if not, you may need to see a doctor.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 04:53 PM (ynpvh)

106 Come on. That is too funny not to have added

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:54 PM (fwDg9)

107 https://tinyurl.com/mpb93c93

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:25 PM (hOUT3)

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That was indeed an interesting take on the pier.

Posted by: chris+opher at May 27, 2024 04:55 PM (dSco/)

108 BREAKING: American Gaza pier sinking

*cue sad trombone, Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*

And they never got a chance to market their famous Palestinian chicken. Too bad.

Posted by: fly gal at May 27, 2024 04:55 PM (eelaG)

109 89
Take a look at the reference in 43,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:55 PM (hOUT3)

110 Joey shoulda made that left turn at Albuquerque.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

He gave a memorial day speech today and threw in the death of beau again...He always has to include himself... I'm surprised he didn't claim he stormed the beaches of Normandy
Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 04:51 PM (Akjoo)

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BREAKING NEWS later this evening: Beau Biden Courageously & Heroically Drowned Earlier Today Going Down With His Father's Floating Pier. Film at 11:00 ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 04:55 PM (bu09+)

111 Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.
Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2024 04:18 PM (GITLP

I wonder what is happening there.? This is a huge frigging embarrassment.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 04:56 PM (bvWAj)

112 You post a link and don't know what it says ?
You ain't gettin' any Spam !
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 04:53 PM
*******
Awesome.
It's not my fault that they didn't post what he said.
Use your imagination.
Probably stuff we say here.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:56 PM (NpAcC)

113 I wonder what is happening there.? This is a huge frigging embarrassment.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 04:56 PM (bvWAj)

Huge friggin expensive embarrassment

Posted by: It's me donna at May 27, 2024 04:57 PM (Akjoo)

114 I, for one, welcome our new Dildo overlords.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I saw the New Dildo Overlords open for New Order at Olde Towne Live in 2002.

Or I would have, but NDO wouldn't let New Order take the stage.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 04:58 PM (DgGvY)

115 https://tinyurl.com/mpb93c93

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 27, 2024 04:25 PM (hOUT3)

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That was indeed an interesting take on the pier.
Posted by: chris+opher at May 27, 2024 04:55 PM (dSco/)

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TL;DR?

[Me numerous times throughout my software development career:]
"This 'Death March' project as designed is guaranteed to fail."

[Insert idiot typical IT VP here:] "Make it so, #1."

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 05:00 PM (bu09+)

116 Biden spoke at the Naval Achedemy yesterday, said that he “was one of 10” appointed by Senator Boggs,...
Biden said, “I’d found out two days earlier they had a quarterback named Roger Staubach and a halfback named Joe Bellino.
I said, ‘I’m not going there.’ I went to Delaware. Not a joke.”

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2024 05:00 PM (fkuu7)

117 Mentioned this earlier, went to an animal shelter in Phoenix recently. They had just opened, and had several wings of the building, all filled with abandoned pit bulls, and other similar dogs.

Humans suck.
Posted by: BurtTC

People in Phoenix like pit bulls to the exclusion of all other breeds?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2024 05:00 PM (cOq4q)

118 The linked explanation for the sinking pier is most likely correct. Politics first.
Combined with the fact there is a reason no piers have been built there in millenia. It's the back wall of the friggin' sea.

Posted by: From about that Time at May 27, 2024 05:01 PM (4780s)

119 Clown World ™
@ClownWorld_

NYPD officer doused with fire extinguisher.

Criminals laugh at the law in blue cities because they know they'll face zero consequences.

tinyurl.com/td7vwy66

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 05:01 PM (NpAcC)

120 I wonder what is happening there.? This is a huge frigging embarrassment.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 04:56 PM (bvWAj)

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"Just like Afghanistan, it never happened, h8r! It's Memory-Holing all the way down ..."

-- Your Deep State, Junta, and MDM-MSM (BIRM thrice)

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 05:02 PM (bu09+)

121 Nood.

Posted by: Bete at May 27, 2024 05:02 PM (LX4y3)

122 I'm sure it's nothing ( jeezussss )

@SteveGuest
Memorial Day news dump from the Biden admin:

“The Biden administration is pressing European allies to back off plans to rebuke Iran for advances in its nuclear program as it seeks to keep tensions with Tehran from escalating before the autumn’s U.S. presidential election, according to diplomats involved in discussions.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 27, 2024 05:02 PM (IG4Id)

123 Clown World ™
@ClownWorld_

NYPD officer doused with fire extinguisher.

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Well, he didn't try to shove it up his own arse ... so we've got that going for us.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 27, 2024 05:03 PM (bu09+)

124 Muslim students in Italian high school exempt from studying Dante's 'Divine Comedy' due to depictions of Mohammed in hell.
-not a joke-

It was completed in 1321. You'd think we'd have learned by now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2024 05:04 PM (fkuu7)

125 And the reason they don't report what Dreyfus said is that everybody would go 'so what?'.
They'll just tell you about how everyone got a bug up their ass.

Posted by: From about that Time at May 27, 2024 05:05 PM (4780s)

126 A theater in Beverly, Massachusetts, is apologizing to patrons who attended a screening of “Jaws” over the weekend, after star Richard Dreyfuss allegedly made comments many patrons considered to be sexist and homophobic."

tinyurl.com/bdz96f6v
Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 04:13 PM (NpAcC)

So WHAT did he say ?
I clicked the link but it never got to the point !
Posted by: JT

That he "preferred real women"?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 27, 2024 05:05 PM (cOq4q)

127 Joe Biden, you stupid f*ck.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 27, 2024 05:05 PM (RIvkX)

128 I don't know what he said this time, but Richard Dreyfus is 78. He is one of those older people who-along with playwright David Mamet- is no longer a "brain dead liberal"
Here are some remarks Dreyfus about morality about 12 months ago:

https://tinyurl.com/4cxmf4jr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 05:06 PM (XkYcA)

129 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 05:06 PM (XkYcA)
*******
It's sad that it's always the older ones that come to the realization the lefty policies are destructive.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 27, 2024 05:13 PM (NpAcC)

130 The great sacrament of the left, abortion.
You'll be pleased to know that Hitler was pro-choice.

Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2024 05:16 PM (GITLP)

131 Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

They were probably referred to with the wrong pronouns

Posted by: SMOD at May 27, 2024 05:17 PM (GITLP)

132 "Reports are coming in that the American pier in Gaza is sinking.

They were probably referred to with the wrong pronouns
Posted by: SMOD"

I'm going to pile on and say that someone should have their pay docked.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 05:24 PM (vFG9F)

133 Not that I want to a pier judgemental.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 05:25 PM (vFG9F)

134 That he "preferred real women"?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

or bow-legged women

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 27, 2024 05:25 PM (VSMaB)

135 Ok, it wasn't THAT bad.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 05:36 PM (vFG9F)

136 If the Gaza pier actually worked it would have been icing on the cake. It's real purpose was transferring money from the tax payers to the "Friends of Biden" charity.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 27, 2024 06:35 PM (TcRmE)

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