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THE MORNING RANT: Cracker Barrel Went Woke and Now It’s Going Broke
In June of 2023 Cracker Barrel went woke, deciding that it could bring in new customers and investors by sexualizing the front porch with rainbow-striped rocking chairs. As it turned out, that was not a good marketing strategy, and it had the effect of repulsing existing customers who don’t want country cooking to be sexualized, be it gay, straight, or otherwise.
The fallout was immediate, with consumers announcing boycotts and the stock price taking an initial hit. Despite a lack of headlines or buzz since then, the boycott has continued and has been devastating to Cracker Barrel. The restaurant chain permanently ran off a great many loyal customers, and the persistently “unexpected” decline in traffic is taking a serious financial toll on the company. It was just announced this week that Cracker barrel is slashing its dividend by 81%. Cracker Barrel stock has fallen from $102 per share at the start of “Pride Month” 2023 to $49 per share now, a 52% decline. “Cracker Barrel (CBRL) Stock Down on Dividend Cut, Dismal View” [Yahoo Finance – 5/17/2024]
Cracker Barrel Old Country Store, Inc. CBRL recently announced an update on its third and fourth quarter of fiscal 2024 financial results. The company expects lower-than-anticipated traffic to negatively impact its performance. Additionally, it announced plans to accelerate investments in organic growth by reallocating capital and reducing its quarterly dividend to $0.25 per share from $1.30. Following the announcements, the stock declined 10.3% in after-hours trading on May 16.I first wrote about this in June 2023
When I want a catfish dinner and some old time candy, I could not possibly care less about the sexual behaviors of the restaurant’s staff or patrons. I’d be grossed out if Cracker Barrel was devoting a month to celebrating heterosexual sex. It may not just be ESG pressure, there is every possibility that Cracker Barrel hired an Ivy League MBA to work some magic on its brand image, just like Bud Light did. Oh well, even if heartland American stop going to Cracker Barrel, maybe those lost customers can be replaced by coastal leftists who are all wrapped up in sexual identities. So long as Cracker Barrel pivots to serving sustainable, organic, locally sourced, GMO-free fare in hip, urban settings, there should be no problem replacing the customer base that is being run off.The customer backlash was immediate and devastating, as business in June and July 2023 plummeted. “Marketing misfires.” That’s one way of putting it.
In a rare downbeat financial accounting, Cracker Barrel Old Country Stores acknowledged that its marketing and media efforts likely worsened a traffic drop-off during the quarter ended July 28. We had expected the traffic would improve in June and July with the onset of the summer travel season,” said [CEO] Cochran. “Unfortunately, this didn't materialize, and our restaurants and retail sales performance came in below our expectations.It kept getting worse, and Cracker Barrel’s CEO Sandy Cochran stepped down from her position before year’s end. “Cracker Barrel Sees 7.1% Dip In Traffic Amid Ongoing Decline” [Tasting Table – 12/02/2023] I have been to Cracker Barrel with gay relatives. They did not feel unwelcome. Sexualizing the place does not make it any more welcoming. I’m straight, but I don’t need cleavage or tight outfits on waitresses to make me feel welcome. I would be just as disgusted if Cracker Barrel had decided to become a Hee Haw Hooters in order to attract more straight men. In a Wall Street Journal article last week, it states that the new CEO, Julie Masino, is seeking “to update its image, menu and retail selection to be able to grow in an increasingly tough environment for restaurants.” No, the first thing Cracker Barrel needs to do is apologize for insulting its loyal customers by sexualizing the restaurant and for effectively smearing its loyal customers as being “unwelcoming” people. If it doesn’t, Cracker Barrel might as well go full woke. Perhaps it could hire Dylan Mulvaney away from Bud Light and have him cross-dress in Daisy Dukes while drinking an old-time pop from a rainbow-colored rocking chair. Alissa Heinersheid has experience using for Mr. Mulvaney for such promotions, and I believe she is available. Or maybe Cracker Barrel could run a Gillette-style ad accusing its legacy customers of being loathsome bigots and sexual predators. There is also plenty of opportunity to refresh the merchandise at Cracker Barrel. Instead of folksy wall art stating “Live, Laugh, Love” perhaps Cracker Barrel can sell signs stating “Hate has no home here” or a variety of “In this house we believe…” type wall art. Target can serve as a model for selling “alternative” products to children. If Cracker Barrel will not apologize for its “marketing misfires” it will never rebound. Get woke, go broke. [buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:00 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 11:01 AM (2QA3G)
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Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:01 AM (v6JzV)
Excellent
Posted by: Penguin Inc at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Doof at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (h0Z+I)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 11:03 AM (2QA3G)
The latter sounds good!
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:03 AM (ynpvh)
It's called Pride Sauce, h8r.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (63Dwl)
Breath status:
[ ] Held
[X] Not held
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (CsUN+)
But it sure helps!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
CB doesn't serve alcohol because of its religious beliefs. But it proudly flaunted its support of these perverts??
We often criticize the delusional self-gassing Jews out there, and rightfully so. There are Christians who would happily follow these Jews into the showers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (iFTx/)
- said no gay person ever
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (Y6Wgg)
So many places are going woke, you can forget about all of the formerly traditional stores/eateries that have decided to spit in your face.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (N1DT3)
-DU, 98.40% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (cf/0E)
B.A. in Communications from Miami of Ohio. That explains a lot.
Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (VARTN)
Women's suffrage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Doof at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (h0Z+I)
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I feel like I remember some story where they sort of did. Sort of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)
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May 19th - Agender Pride Day
May 22 - Harvey Milk Day
May 25 - Pansexual & Panromantic Awareness Day
ENTIRE MONTH OF JUNE - PRIDE MONTH
June 23 - Stonewall Day*
June 28 - International LGBTQ+ Day
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Get those decorations up!
*Some sort of rebellion back in the 60's... I think the date is incorrect.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Road Trip Wisdom at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 20, 2024 11:03 AM (Ectld)
Rainbows are exclusionist; all the colors are separated. The true color of diversity is white as it has all the colors together. Well, at least when it comes to light. On paper, all colors together is black.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (ynpvh)
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How carefully constructed that statement is. It's ambiguous in a pretty skillful way.
What didn't materialize? Did the improvement in traffic not materialize on its own absent other indicators (e.g., poor business management), or did the improvement in traffic not materialize because the summer travel season didn't materialize (e.g., secular headwinds of which the company was a common victim among others)?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Are you sure about this sir? at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (zOD0w)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:02 AM (GBKbO)
"How to Build a Better Customer Base," is not.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 11:04 AM (T4tVD)
Black Cracker will cause much confusion.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (seACy)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (cf/0E)
Hah! ::: golf clap :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (ynpvh)
Too bad, so sad.
They hired a woman to run the business and then they decided selling alcoholic beverages was a great idea. Seems it didn't work out like they thought.
Posted by: four seasons at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (PisyI)
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Is every CEO and College President now female and likely black.
[Just saw an article where the recently appointed sixth President of Harvey Mudd College is a black female. Because, of course she is ... and what's sad is: she may very well be qualified -- perhaps THE most qualified -- for the position, but like me nobody will assume so.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (a+y4N)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Who told you my Street Name?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (PWI4f)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:07 AM (Zz0t1)
Literally LOLed.
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (v6JzV)
There is no need to demonize them. They're people. The problem is that CB chose to celebrate something that has nothing to do with their business. Stick to your knitting, you idiots. (yes, those people do deserve demonization)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (2QA3G)
you're just bitter because you can't figure out that puzzle with the golf tees.
Posted by: anachronda at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (ZV+pB)
Posted by: Road Trip Wisdom at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (dg+HA)
All thrones. No games.
Posted by: Buc-ee's Billboard at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
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I still take the other side of this.
Don't apologize. Apologies are meaningless, empty words. Long gone are the days of saying, "I'm sorry" while crossing your fingers behind your back and then changing nothing.
Apologize if you want to, but I wouldn't bother. What you need to do is *change.* Change publicly and loudly. Fire the people involved. Implement - and publicize - new operational practices to avoid shitting on your customers. Make actual, visible, observable changes. People will notice.
But apologies? Why bother? It means nothing because the core problem is that you've lost trust. If I don't trust you, what meaning does an apology have?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (2QA3G)
Why? Does that guy that puts stuff up his ass visit?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:09 AM (ynpvh)
*sigh*
David French, is that you?
I'm really way past tired of normal heterosexual sexuality and desire being shat upon by people who ought to know better. Somehow a bunch of people who are too cowardly to just say "I morally disapprove of homosexuality and won't support businesses that support it" have convinced themselves that disavowing all sexuality is the key to success in the culture wars. "I'm not against gay sex, I'm against all sex!" Good grief.
Posted by: Not Interested in Being a Eunuch at May 20, 2024 11:09 AM (4F9ce)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (ZV+pB)
You can keep 'em both.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:09 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (ZV+pB)
I've had a toncilectomy, but I've never had a sodomy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:09 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: CB Management at May 20, 2024 11:09 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: colin at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (/z/eU)
But apologies? Why bother? It means nothing because the core problem is that you've lost trust. If I don't trust you, what meaning does an apology have?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:08 AM (d04cU)
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I'm not a Bud Lite customer (I usually buy Yuengling for the cheaper option when I'm not buying weird local options at my local beer shop), but I feel like this might be the path that Bud Lite took.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (GBKbO)
Nothing changed in '21, '22, '23, or this year. Waffle House right next door....no waiting. They get all my travel related meals now.
Of course, i run a significant risk of a gun fight at Waffle House, but no woke shit, good food, and fast courteous service.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (67bTw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 11:03 AM
I don't think "the corporations" are fine with this. I think the woke movement in every corporation and institution in the country over the past 10-20 years has been a result of the Marxist left's Long March Through the Institutions.
The plan has always been to infiltrate the institution at the highest levels and either use it to push their agenda or destroy it. Either way, the Marxist left wins. They destroy a good American institution/corporation and turn it into a woke institution to spread their agenda to propagandize the culture... or... they simply destroy a good American institution/corporation.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at May 20, 2024 11:11 AM (vFG9F)
Apologize if you want to, but I wouldn't bother. What you need to do is *change.* Change publicly and loudly. Fire the people involved. Implement - and publicize - new operational practices to avoid shitting on your customers. Make actual, visible, observable changes. People will notice.
I maintain that any real apology requires real consequences, starting with firing of the people responsible.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:11 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 11:03 AM (7fElN)
The stats may be manipulated(ie fake). There was a recent uproar in the Chinese gaming community where the data JP Morgan had been using was apparently manipulated by feminists to claim that 80% of gacha gaming spending was driven by women, which cause developers to adjust what they were making.
Posted by: Someguy's phone at May 20, 2024 11:11 AM (5Lf5E)
Posted by: That dude at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (vJDDY)
Posted by: Road Trip Wisdom
- Buckees has entered the chat
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (67bTw)
This is a real article from TIME concerning a "man" who got pregnant and had to get an abortion in Handmaid's Tale America
https://shorturl.at/IVjrz
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Damn that DeSantis!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (L/fGl)
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The plan has always been to infiltrate the institution at the highest levels and either use it to push their agenda or destroy it. Either way, the Marxist left wins. They destroy a good American institution/corporation and turn it into a woke institution to spread their agenda to propagandize the culture... or... they simply destroy a good American institution/corporation.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (P5BPp)
Same with Gov't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 11:03 AM
I don't think "the corporations" are fine with this. I think the woke movement in every corporation and institution in the country over the past 10-20 years has been a result of the Marxist left's Long March Through the Institutions.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (P5BPp)
There's literally no downside for the people implementing these things. They go to the next job, interview with another crop of woke tards, check all the right boxes and boom you're in.
After all, it's Cracker Barrel's money they're losing, not theirs.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Ribbed at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (Ectld)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (Y6Wgg)
Laura Loomer
@LauraLoomer
EXCLUSIVE EXPOSE:
🚨🚨🚨NEW YORK CONGRESSIONAL DEMOCRATS HAVE BEEN SENDING MONEY TO JUDGE MERCHAN’S DAUGHTER’S PERSONAL HOME RESIDENCE IN RICHMOND, VIRGINIA AND DECEPTIVELY DISTORTING FEC RECORDS TO COVER UP PAYMENTS TO LOREN MERCHAN’S COMPANY🚨🚨🚨
I was searching through Democrat Congressman Dan Goldman’s
@danielsgoldman
’s FEC disclosure forms for his campaign disbursements.
YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND! THIS COULD CHANGE THE ENTIRE TRUMP TRIAL!
According to FEC records, the address that NY Democrat Congressman
@RepDanGoldman
sends his checks to when he pays “Authentic Campaign” is a Richmond, Virginia address that happens to be the personal home residence of Loren Merchan, Judge Merchan’s daughter.
Loren Merchan is the President of Authentic Campaigns
notice campaign vs campaigns
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (DpJjL)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (GBKbO)
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It's a path they pretended to take, yes. But it was fake and obviously fake. People saw through it.
There were no public firings. No real damage control. No new practices. They just moved the people involved around and went back to "Rally 'Round the Flag" nonsense for a bit to try to ignore the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (d04cU)
This is a real article from TIME concerning a "man" who got pregnant and had to get an abortion in Handmaid's Tale America
https://shorturl.at/IVjrz
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Damn that DeSantis!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (L/fGl)
I loathe the idea of an innocent child being killed but man, what a bullet dodged.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (KbCG3)
How does a person with those creds get a gig as CEO of a nationwide corporation? I mean, I suppose with 30 years of experience but I'm thinking that's not the case here.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Road Trip Wisdom at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (dg+HA)
No they don't.
Posted by: Buccees Janitor at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (MkuC5)
Let's not get too hasty here.
Misty Rowe, Barbie Benton and Gunilla Hutton?
Ok. Bacon cheeseburger and fries please.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (SRiFu)
After all, it's Cracker Barrel's money they're losing, not theirs.
This is true...for a time. But sooner or later, they'll run out of dupes stupid enough to torpedo their own companies and careers in order to virtue signal. We aren't there yet, but it's coming.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: RebeccaH at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (Nvors)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (v6JzV)
There were no public firings. No real damage control. No new practices. They just moved the people involved around and went back to "Rally 'Round the Flag" nonsense for a bit to try to ignore the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (d04cU)
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I'll admit that I haven't paid the most attention, but I thought they let the lady marketer go in the nicest way possible, but they still separated from her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (GBKbO)
There's also appears to be a lack of tipping to the point it's a crying shame.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 11:15 AM (NFX2v)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:15 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:15 AM (ynpvh)
I have a hunch this will not actually become a thing for the actual customer base. It's just another Culture Proxy War at the end of the day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:15 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (GBKbO)
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They did. Eventually. Only when there was no other option. But she was very decidedly *not* fired. She was carefully and quietly moved out with great regret. I don't know where she landed, but I am sure AB-InBev helped get her squared away.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:15 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:14 AM (GBKbO)\
as I recall it was a suspension, and then a very quiet exit. but I could be misremembering.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 11:15 AM (CIS44)
Will he prosecuted? My magic 8 ball says "nope."
Posted by: Ann at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (4neFu)
Posted by: Road Trip Wisdom at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (dg+HA)
No they don't.
Posted by: Buccees Janitor
If Buc-ee's restrooms are PhD level, Cracker Barrel is a solid HS diploma.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (8F31h)
It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off.
Posted by: Kramer at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (dg+HA)
"Barack said to me, 'Go to Detroit and help fix it'"
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (RHGPo)
Pope Francis attacks conservatives as "suicidal," tells 60 Minutes that people are "all fundamentally good" and "the heart itself is good" 🥴
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Cracker Barrell at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (cHOHf)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (PWOF7)
Posted by: Rebecca
Last weekend I went to a breakfast place that has a line out the door all morning. Why? Because it’s excellent food at a not too unreasonable price. People do go out but they no longer pay $12 for a breakfast made from Sysco frozen crap, which is what Cracker Barrel is.
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Road Trip Wisdom
- Buckees has entered the chat
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (67bTw)
Nearest Buc-ees is 1300 miles away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Xipe Tptec at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (kzHlT)
Posted by: Ribbed
100% all in, concur, support and defend ^^^^THIS^^^^
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (67bTw)
But...over in Naches WA some.enterprising guy has a Kracker Barrel.
Heh!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (W/lyH)
‘ vain hope of attracting a mere 5% of the population..’
It’s about avoiding a shakedown from that 5% of the population.
When, historically, have pressure groups risen to the level of criminal enterprises?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (jbnUc)
There were no public firings. No real damage control. No new practices. They just moved the people involved around and went back to "Rally 'Round the Flag" nonsense for a bit to try to ignore the problem.
As I said in #87, things are starting to change. In the deep past of 4 years ago, an apology, no matter how contrived and inauthentic, probably would have sufficed. Now, many more people know how the game is played, and won't be impressed by what would have worked before. The first question after "did they apologize?" is "who and how many were fired?" That's a positive change.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "
Check the phonebook. I bet there are dozens of Bob Evans in there.
Posted by: John Smith at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (vFG9F)
Bob Evans AKA Heavens waiting room
Posted by: That dude at May 20, 2024 11:12 AM (vJDDY)
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It's a little-known fact that the Bob Evans on Sudley Road fed the entirety of Bee's Brigade prior to the battle of First Manassas.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (o0m35)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (8F31h)
CB restrooms are a Red Lobster 4.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (MkuC5)
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But it sure helps!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Personally, I find it off-putting. I have no objection to establishments like Hooters but, given that the waitresses won't let me touch what they're advertising and, since I'm married and old I wouldn't anyway, getting stirred up by young hotties pouring out of their clothes just isn't what I'm looking for.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (U7wke)
It's a feature of Communism (and Fascism) that every facet of life must be politicized.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (FkUwd)
Posted by: John Smith at May 20, 2024 11:19 AM (vFG9F)
"helicopter was completely burned in the crash… fortunately, all passengers were able to achieve martyrdom."
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:19 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "
Check the phonebook. I bet there are dozens of Bob Evans in there.
Posted by: John Smith at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (vFG9F)
And most probably can't cook for shit.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:19 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (GBKbO)
The CEO tried to thread the needle...and he failed.
It was all just a misunderstanding!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (GBKbO)
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It's a path they pretended to take, yes. But it was fake and obviously fake. People saw through it.
There were no public firings. No real damage control. No new practices. They just moved the people involved around and went back to "Rally 'Round the Flag" nonsense for a bit to try to ignore the problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:13 AM (d04cU)
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I agree although I don't think BL "ignored" the problem. They didn't fire anyone because that would have exposed the lie that this was just some lower-level rogue marketers who did this unbeknownst to the higher-ups. That creepy twat kept her mouth shut about how far up the chain this really went, in exchange for keeping her job.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (MkuC5)
Nope. But if you're in the headspace of, "this is pointless. I can never, ever get ahead unless I hit the lottery and I have no prospects for meaningful improvement, so I might as well enjoy what little I have now given that the future is more of the same or even worse," then I get it.
It's despair.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 10:47 AM (d04cU)
For someone who's never met me, Joe Mannix has a pretty solid lock on my personality.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "
Where are you? Pango Pango?
Posted by: John Smith at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (vFG9F)
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But of course.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (J2vNu)
I guess you don't need to know what's in the bible to be pope. If they'd drop that requirement of being Catholic I'd apply for the job next time it opens up since obviously anyone can do it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (dZVON)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (CsUN+)
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Oh yes, it is. I think so, anyway.
But it's now brutal and unfixable for those who get caught up in it. There's no trust and there is zero respect. The perpetrators in board room and marketing department refuse to address the problem in any meaningful way, and the market refuses to accept disingenuous bullshit like it used to.
So if you end up in the spotlight, there is only one consequence: permanent market degradation. Outright collapse and failure is rare, but "this company now has permanently-lower enterprise value and there is no way to recover it" is not entirely uncommon at this point. That's a good thing, but it is sad that the conditions are now "root for their destruction, rather than hope for their reform."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM (8F31h)
CB restrooms are a Red Lobster 4.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:18 AM (MkuC5)
My wife was given a Red Loser gift cert for $50 for her birthday some years ago; Turns out there are only two left in San Diego County, and neither is very close to me. (there are three, but the third one no longer takes customers...)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ribbed
100% all in, concur, support and defend ^^^^THIS^^^^
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 11:17 AM (67bTw)
I'm not a fan of crowds. But I'll man up when it comes to going to Buckees. Restrooms are awesome. Food is very good. Gas pumps offer Ethanol free which is great for gas mileage. Buckees is what all rest stops should aspire to be.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: jim
You can hold it!*
*Official Buc-ee's billboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: Zombie Audrey Hale at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (5h/8D)
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But of course.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (L/fGl)
By that logic, having just one person be president is discrimination.
Why can't I be president? I want to be president. You can't make some other bastard president and then not let me be president too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (VoAdT)
The one north of me was still good last I checked, though. Different labor pool and competent management, I guess.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (OUMaO)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (NFX2v)
The really interesting thing, aside from the sheer audacity of it all, is that they're crying about weaponization of the Justice system.
In a letter to President Joe Biden on Thursday, the Congressional Black Caucus expressed support for her cause, repeating claims made by Mosby and her attorneys that the prosecution was politically motivated,
As a nation that leads by example, our justice system must not be weaponized to prevent progress toward a more perfect union,” wrote Rep. Steven Horsford, a Nevada Democrat who chairs the caucus.
We expect such excuses for black malfeasance from the CBC, of course, but this tells me that they're aware that many people now think DOJ has been weaponized by the Dems, and it's starting to hurt them. Naturally, their first instinct to is accuse us of what they're doing.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (iFTx/)
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From the standpoint of the public, that's even worse than ignoring the problem - it was a cover-up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (d04cU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (d04cU)
Cracker Barrel is the new Stuckey's.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) "
Where are you? Pango Pango?
Posted by: John Smith at May 20, 2024 11:20 AM (vFG9F)
Left Coast. That keeps me pretty far from Texas.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (ynpvh)
Have you seen their ads lately? Not a white face to be found, unless you count the waitresses.
If I want miniscule amounts of fried chicken, mashed potatoes from a box and a Steak-Umm covered in corn flake crumbs, I can make that at home.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Q0kLU)
and it's a shame too, because the food was good. but honestly, i barely went there to begin with so not going isn't a problem now...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (UCRjB)
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Would Joe lie to us?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (L/fGl)
"We are excited to introduce an incredible new feature that adds convenience while enhancing your account security when you call us - Voice ID.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)
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Would Joe lie to us?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (L/fGl)
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Did the illegal immigrants not see the official government numbers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (GBKbO)
"We are excited to introduce an incredible new feature that adds convenience while enhancing your account security when you call us - Voice ID.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (vFG9F)
"Just don't call with a cold."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Experts at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (vFG9F)
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"Now featuring: 'Huevos Castratos!'"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (PWOF7)
Gee; Some people have different tastes than you do. What a crime!!/s
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (2QA3G)
The novelty NEVER wears off.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (Zz0t1)
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We skipped the Bucee's on the way back this weekend.
The older boy wanted Whataburger instead, Bucee's was too busy, and we just grabbed gas somewhere else instead.
Obviously Bucee's is about to collapse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (GBKbO)
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Would Joe lie to us?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (L/fGl)
Biden's closet amnesty makes them not illegal, therefore no illegal issues.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: John Smith
What's a phone book?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (8F31h)
I guess you don't need to know what's in the bible to be pope. If they'd drop that requirement of being Catholic I'd apply for the job next time it opens up since obviously anyone can do it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (dZVON)
There is ONE bible section that supports chopping off yer dick:
Mathew 5:29-30
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
Just don't cut it off to do hellish, sinful things, as that is the opposite of the message...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Chevy Chase at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (dg+HA)
As long as you're outside the culture war you can attract customers from both sides.
Cracker Barrel is lost. They can try to appeal to Conservatives, but we're always going to distrust them.
Posted by: egd at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (cOB2v)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024
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Harry Mudd established a college? Mail-in diploma mill, I'll warrant?
Posted by: Capt. J.T. Kirk at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (J2vNu)
"helicopter was completely burned in the crash… fortunately, all passengers were able to achieve martyrdom."
I was unaware Muslim heaven admitted charcoal briquets.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Ncuti Gatwa at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Xipe Tptec at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (kzHlT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (XkYcA)
You championing bikini coffee stands was definitely NOT on my 2024 bing card. 😂
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:23 AM (vFG9F)
Fuck's aches.
"Hey, let's implement three-factor authentication that doesn't work because we don't accept any SSL cert from any CA known to this galaxy anyway... but you know, just try to sound vaguely like a dude and you're in."
Jackasses.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: The Experts at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (vFG9F)
@RepDanGoldman
sends his checks to when he pays “Authentic Campaign” is a Richmond, Virginia address that happens to be the personal home residence of Loren Merchan, Judge Merchan’s daughter.
Oh, man. Republicans are gonna pounce! Why are they attacking the judge's young child like that? They are doxing her! Her life is in danger!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (seACy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: The Experts at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (vFG9F)
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Mandatory retinal scans a la "Minority Report!"
What could go wrong?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (hmWcn)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: The Experts
IT'S NEVER DUCK you syphilitic imbecile.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024
***
Don't forget us!
Posted by: Rexall Drugs at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (J2vNu)
The older boy wanted Whataburger instead, Bucee's was too busy, and we just grabbed gas somewhere else instead.
Obviously Bucee's is about to collapse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:24 AM (GBKbO)
We stopped at Buc-ee's on the way back from the FiL's yesterday. It was packed. Fuel was $2.99 a gal when everywhere else was $3.25.
The only issue I have with Buc-ee's is the jackwagons that park in the fuel line to go into the store and shop.
They have plenty of parking, douchnozzle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Guess that Cracker Barrel just didn't have the right people in charge of making homo month a huge sales bonanza.
Real homo month has never been tried.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (17s+e)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Y6Wgg)
When I was in Seattle, many, many moons ago those places were everywhere. Some had bikinis but most had lingerie And yes, I absolutely bought coffee from them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (DIB8X)
Will he prosecuted? My magic 8 ball says "nope."
Posted by: Ann at May 20, 2024 11:16 AM
Not 100% positive but IIRC the prosecutor requested and the judge granted cohen limited immunity if he testified. They knew from day one that there was no way that cohen would not perjure himself multiple times on the stand.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (QNSds)
... 60 Minutes took a very complicated issue, pitched a simpleton question and got a stupid answer. Most of the interview was the same. I did notice the Pope did indicate the it was OK to bless gays but not a gay marriage.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (RHGPo)
I was just thinking it's like Howard Johnson's, which truly sucked the big one. I may be biased, having worked there in the 70s.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: jim
You can hold it!*
*Official Buc-ee's billboard.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (8F31h)
On my drive back to San Diego from a wedding in Dallas, I saw a billboard for a Buc-ee's saying it was only 600 miles away or something...on the Interstate, facing the wrong direction near the NM/AZ border. Wonder if corporate knows about it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (ynpvh)
- said no gay person ever
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM
I have said that many times, sir!
Posted by: Lindsey Graham at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (ZANHd)
If I want miniscule amounts of fried chicken, mashed potatoes from a box and a Steak-Umm covered in corn flake crumbs, I can make that at home.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM
This makes me wonder. Did Cracker Barrel go the woke route, because the business model was trending downward or is the business model now trending downward, because they went the woke route?
Like the question in High Fidelity: "What came first, the music or the misery? ... Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (P5BPp)
The only issue I have with Buc-ee's is the jackwagons that park in the fuel line to go into the store and shop.
They have plenty of parking, douchnozzle.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
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People who park at the nozzle are shitty assholes. I don't condone their behavior.
I do enjoy Bucee's. It always has stuff. It's clean. Gas prices aren't bad.
But I didn't go one time when I could have, so it's obviously in trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (GBKbO)
I'm not championing them. I'm just pointing out your repeated comments about "Why would anyone do or think that??!, Ummm...because they're different people than you are?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:28 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Y6Wgg)
::: The Tilted Kilt has entered the chat :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:28 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Xipe Tptec at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (kzHlT)
It's literally just the logo and words.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:28 AM (Zz0t1)
How about the people who park the nozzle in their shitty asshole?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 11:28 AM (LkLld)
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Lose 3 on gas but make $20 on sodas and chips. Good strategy on their part.
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (Y6Wgg)
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Son of the Dr. Mudd who treated John Wilkes Booth's broken leg and was sent to the Dry Tortugas for it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (o0m35)
Posted by: U.S. Media at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (YmBq6)
A bad bet on hydrogen hype.
also, a big article about a hydrogen turbine that will solve EUs energy problems and make natural gas gone
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (Sf2cq)
But I didn't go one time when I could have, so it's obviously in trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (GBKbO)
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's just too crowded."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:26 AM (Zz0t1)
Were I a franchise owner, I would keep a large fork truck on the property at all times to deal with such miscreants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Montec
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Make that "was."
Full disclosure Jukin was offered a full ride scholarship to Harvey Mudd.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (17s+e)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Y6Wgg)
When I was in Seattle, many, many moons ago those places were everywhere. Some had bikinis but most had lingerie And yes, I absolutely bought coffee from them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (DIB8X)
At this point, if I go to a restaurant and the server doesn't have some crappy tattoo or jewelry all over their face, or isn't wafting cigarette smoke across the entire table, I call it a win.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024
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There's one in AL on the direct route I'll take to Indiana when I go to scope the area out. Looking forward to it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (YmBq6)
I'm not championing them. I'm just pointing out your repeated comments about "Why would anyone do or think that??!, Ummm...because they're different people than you are?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:28 AM (XkYcA)
I’ll keep that in mind when you complain about a Mannix girl. 🤣
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (Y6Wgg)
"helicopter was completely burned in the crash… fortunately, all passengers were able to achieve martyrdom."
I was unaware Muslim heaven admitted charcoal briquets.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (CsUN+)
Used for Hell's BBQ.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes
Bastrop, Giddings & Waller County line on 290.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (L/fGl)
https://youtu.be/tV36QsE7JyM
Posted by: YouTube addict at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (dg+HA)
I do enjoy Bucee's. It always has stuff. It's clean. Gas prices aren't bad.
But I didn't go one time when I could have, so it's obviously in trouble.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (GBKbO)
If you don't beat the shit out of them, then you _DO_ condone their behavior.
Posted by: XTC at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (UnA8+)
... there is an oxymoron in there somewhere
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (cctyY)
Lose 3 on gas but make $20 on sodas and chips. Good strategy on their part.
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (Y6Wgg)
Their prices are actually quite good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (P5BPp)
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I think that "go broke, get woke" is a bit more common than "get woke, go broke." Bud Light is an obvious example of the latter, Victoria's Secret of the former.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 11:31 AM (d04cU)
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So just watch it!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:25 AM (L/fGl)
Didn't realize fake eyelashes were a race...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 11:31 AM (ynpvh)
When I was in Seattle, many, many moons ago those places were everywhere. Some had bikinis but most had lingerie And yes, I absolutely bought coffee from them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Free country. But it’s cringe. Sorry it just is.
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:31 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:31 AM (seACy)
No, they know their audience and they’re tired of their college friends making fun of them for it. Letting the commies take over education has had a lot of consequences.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2024 11:31 AM (FD5dr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You gotta get a bag of Beaver Nuts. It's like crack.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:21 AM (VoAdT)
More to the point, allowing some carefully selected "random" asshole in a black robe decide things is discrimination.
Why not phone a random person and ask them what they think.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (U7wke)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (BK/fL)
Its a furniture store now.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (DIB8X)
If a coffee shop wants to put the pleasantly attractive young ladies who serve the coffee in bikinis or lingerie, that's perfectly okay with me!
It's not a complicated job. Choosing employees based on the way they look in skimpy clothing works just fine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: CatchtThirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (YmBq6)
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My birth month.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (o0m35)
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"Don't.......don't"
- Joe Biden, Puppet
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (cctyY)
The name IS the brand. Old Country. How hard is that to understand? Nothing says "old country" more than assless chaps and rainbow-colored dildos, right? It'd be like some children's entertainment brand suddenly catering to overgrown adolescents and perverts. A recipe for disaster anyone could see coming.
Posted by: red speck at May 20, 2024 11:33 AM (0Id0S)
You could call it Disney.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (LkLld)
*walks inside for 30 minutes*
*puts card in pump to pay*
*pumps gas*
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (seACy)
Posted by: CatchtThirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (YmBq6)
You forgot Juneteenth H8er!!
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: CatchtThirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (YmBq6)
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So you left out National Holiday Juneteenth? RACIST.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (17s+e)
Posted by: red speck at May 20, 2024 11:33 AM (0Id0S)
Gomorrah is a whole lot older than the United States. At least, you know, it would be. If it still were.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (t/2Uw)
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Well, that's not going to help Biden win Michigan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:30 AM (8F31h)
That's the first one I ever saw.
I pulled in. I was awestruck.
I had that uncomfortable feeling of being a small piece of dust in the endless universe.
Then I started a painstaking analysis to try and grasp how you'd pitch their (clearly insane) business plan to a VC.
Then I fainted.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
You're moving to Indiana? Which part?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 11:34 AM (t/2Uw)
I'm actually surprised that they even bothered to accuse Hamas of anything!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (d9fT1)
Whoopi Goldberg Defends Harrison Butker’s Controversial Speech: “I’m Standing Up For Him”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:32 AM (d9fT1)
Concur. Not changing the route or driving away just to find some barista or whatever they're called these days in an apron with slacks. It's coffee FFS. Just needs a little heavy cream, not that half and half crap.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (DIB8X)
Pro-Gaza tent encampments on college lawns. Student-led protests in solidarity with Palestinians. Clashes with college administrators and police.
In the eyes of Republicans, the pro-Palestinian protests that have spread across the nation’s college campuses are a dangerous display of disorder and antisemitism – and a political weapon to be used against President Joe Biden.
The college protests have opened a new line of attack for Republicans against Biden and other Democrats heading into this fall’s elections. Republicans are looking to exploit the schism that has developed within the Democratic Party over the war in Gaza by pinning the campus unrest on Biden and the progressive left. Biden is ineffective and incapable of stopping the country from dissolving into chaos, they argue, while the party’s far-left flank is pushing lawlessness and anarchy.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
They just want to breathe.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (CIS44)
Roger C Carmel said in an interview that his friends call him "Roger C," but whenever he goes out to eat or shop, he'll see people look at him curiously, then break into a big smile and call out "Harry Mudd!" as if he were an old friend they hadn't seen in a long time.
It's the same line as Al Lewis used when he was asked if he was ever sorry he joined the cast of The Munsters and said what could be better than having people all over the world smile when they see you an call out "Grandpa!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2024 11:36 AM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (d9fT1)
Doing what they can to quash islhamophobia.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:36 AM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Free country. But it’s cringe. Sorry it just is.
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:31 AM (Y6Wgg)
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The bikini coffee joint in my town (now closed) was hinky. Just not very appetizing to see some woman (not Joe Mannix quality) handing you a cuppa.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 11:36 AM (W/lyH)
The "live and let live" philosophy hasn't really worked out the way conservatives thought it would.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 11:36 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: E.T. at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (xXt8d)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024
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I've heard they're checkin' on down the line. . . .
Posted by: Dave Dudley, Fifth Day on the Road at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (J2vNu)
The college protests have opened a new line of attack for Republicans against Biden and other Democrats heading into this fall’s elections. Republicans are looking to exploit the schism that has developed within the Democratic Party over the war in Gaza by pinning the campus unrest on Biden and the progressive left. Biden is ineffective and incapable of stopping the country from dissolving into chaos, they argue, while the party’s far-left flank is pushing lawlessness and anarchy.
TL
R
Republicans pounce.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (CsUN+)
It's not a complicated job. Choosing employees based on the way they look in skimpy clothing works just fine.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
It's a thing in Florida beach towns.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (8F31h)
"We kind of got cancelled because no one (think government) wanted to talk about the potential that there was a problem from the vaccines," Dr. Robert Redfield said.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: rickb223
Wow. They must have a huge supply of hermaphrodites to supply those.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:37 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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I always thought that a men's clothing store staffed by good looking women would make a lot of money. You know most men would buy what they were trying on if a good looking women said "That looks really good on you. you know you should try this belt."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (17s+e)
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I imagine Seattle baristas trend more toward Trigglypuff these days.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (cctyY)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (L/fGl)
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Rape, murder, torture and kidnapping = waging war by trying to get enemy civilians out of the way of harm.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (o0m35)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (JLq/1)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: rickb223
They got like a billion flavors of beef jerky too
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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You're moving to Indiana? Which part?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024
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Hello, B.,
Got my eye on the SW corner of IN, or the NW corner of Kentucky. I've got to see what they're like on the ground and talk to real people, but both look appealing. I'm hoping people are friendly and the roads are pretty smooth!
Posted by: Dave Dudley, Fifth Day on the Road at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 20, 2024 11:35 AM (DIB8X)
Exactly. Make it strong, don't use burned beans, and make sure your machines are clean. How hard can that be?
Although I will argue that half-and-half is better than heavy cream, which I think is a bit too rich.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (d9fT1)
They got like a billion flavors of beef jerky too
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (CIS44)
Deep Fried Ghost Pepper was surprisingly good.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (qUkBO)
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I went a couple times many moons ago. My recollection was their biscuits were tremendous.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Diogenes
1st rule of business: Location. Location. Location.
If you are on the beach or across the street from a beach, yeah. Fifty miles inland, not so much.
First time I ever saw grocery shoppers in bikinis was in St. Pete.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: E.T.
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Now it is to late to apologize. Permanent buying habits have changed. Even tens of millions in advertising won't get those customers back.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (17s+e)
Cracker Barrel's dumpling suck. There I said it.
Dumplings are supposed to be soft and puffy, not that rolled out flat shit they try to tell me is a dumpling.
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (+oR7L)
I quite understand why heterosexual guys like Mannix girls. You seem to be a smart guy, so I'm sure you figured out that "boobettes"-or women selling their clickbait photos for money on the net is not something I'm all in favor of. I'm sure if we had a male clergyman on here he'd say, "Bring on the boobies. Yee haw!"/s And for all my complaints about repeated boobie time on here I'm not actually one of the guys here calling them THOTS so some of the guys who enjoy the photos maybe wouldn't want their wife, daughter or, grandaughter in photos showing their stuff on the net either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (seACy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM (JLq/1)
That's caveman thinking. Simply accepting money from patrons is not the same as accepting patrons. You really need to support them and care about them. This is why Cracker Barrel only hires the best to bring food from one location to another.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (KbCG3)
Can you imagine what it would be like to be at war every single day? To have to jump out of your car on a highway and run to a ditch on the side ofthe road because a siren sounds incoming.
To wonder whether the school where your kids are is going to be hit by a stray rocket.
To wonder if you are going to get stabbed at a bus stop while out shopping.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (cctyY)
When she says "Hey, watch what I can do with my tats," it's spew time.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 11:41 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (8F31h)
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Granted, they were 85 years old...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 11:41 AM (o0m35)
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Bidenomics, in a nutshell.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 11:41 AM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:40 AM (8F31h)
Man I miss living in Tampa. I moved there from Connecticut. Let's just say the Facebook profiles of my lady friends in CT weren't exactly the same as the Facebook profiles of my lady friends in Florida.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:41 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Havent tried that one, they got a sweet hot one that I like, maybe have to try that on when Im down there in a couple weeks
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2024 11:39 AM
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Red Lobster would be more fitting for Stormy. They both smell like low tide
Posted by: Frank Barone at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Y6Wgg)
It too me way too long to figure out how an 18 year old girl wears a "biking".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (N1DT3)
The president spoke at the HBCU's graduation ceremony on Sunday despite the threat of interrupting anti-Israel protesters. During his speech, he talked about George Floyd and how Black Americans face racism in the country.
"You missed your high school graduation. You started college just as George Floyd was murdered, and there was a reckoning on race. It's natural to wonder if the 'democracy' you hear about actually works for you. What is democracy? That Black men are being killed in the street," Biden said.
He continued, "What is democracy? The trail of broken promises still leaves Black communities behind. What is democracy? You have to be ten times better than anyone else to get a fair shot. Most of all, what does it mean? As you've heard before, to be a Black man who loves his country even if it doesn't love him back in equal measure."
There were no apparent references to putting people back in chains, though.
https://tinyurl.com/s22dc8wd
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 11:41 AM (i7Q7S)
Bidenomics can (maybe) be fixed.
CB is experiencing realized incompetence.
Totally different.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (MkuC5)
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: public library at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (sGtp+)
Much of the world is still furious at the Jews that more of them weren't killed in the Holocaust.
We are such a pesky people...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (J2vNu)
Nah, they'll do the Bud Light thing. 1. Never apologize. 2. Do a multi-million dollar brand partnership with something that has a large conservative audience. 3. Get a Trump to tweet about what a great patriotic company Cracker Barrel is.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (9yUzE)
Posted by: rickb223
My dear Moron - Nuts are nothing like crack.
I've checked.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:38 AM (cctyY)
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Hey you with the ass that's eating your bikini bottom I'd like a half caf-half no caf coffee
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (17s+e)
Although I will argue that half-and-half is better than heavy cream, which I think is a bit too rich.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
I use light cream. It is perfect. Half and half just doesn't cut it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (t/2Uw)
Some blame the "Endless Shrimp" deal as what killed the chain.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (7kXx0)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (CIS44)
Well, you'll have to deep fry it yourself. Doof and I experimented with that at the TxMoMe and it was surprisingly good.
But the standard Ghost Pepper jerky was good....spicy as hell, but good.
The Cherry Maple was too sweet for my taste, tho. Peppered Mesquite is usually my go to.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)
LOL. Yes, I did think wearing a motorcycle over her breasts sounded a little top heavy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (exHjb)
I've checked.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 11:43 AM (WXNFJ)
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Kirkland Praline Pecans are.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (o0m35)
Best part is that we can get there without getting on the interstate. That exit is nuts. There's a county road that gets you right there. Don't tell anyone.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (xPJvm)
Speak for yourself.
Posted by: J.R. Biden at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (CsUN+)
You just want perky nipples, admit it. Nyah
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (7kXx0)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (MvF+J)
The New York Times must have access to some data showing that Biden is starting to pull away (or perhaps that Trump is falling behind), because their Saturday online “front page” is working hard to drag Biden down. Here are the “above the fold” stories up right now:
Headline: In His Beloved Philadelphia, Biden Faces Wariness From Black Voters
Headline: Biden Flipped Georgia in 2020. This Year Could Be Different.
And the top Opinion piece is: Why the Manhattan Trial Is Probably Helping Trump
The NYT is definitely nervous that this race is turning into a boring and non-profitable landslide!
And today it's Biden having trouble in traditionally blue Nevada.
primary polls missed by outside the margin of error numbers. It seems actual voters don't agree with the polls. The voters must be defective because we keep hearing here that the polls are accurate.
It will be a landslide and NYT will be on the losing side. I'm so sick of this shit. Presidential polls need to be banned immediately. Newspapers only use them to make money.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
Polls are crap unless democrats are leading. Then they're the bomb!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Frank Barone
I didn't go to Medical School but I'd wager that a Red Lobster can be treated with Neosporin.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: katt williams at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM (rJ48h)
Posted by: rickb223
Wow. They must have a huge supply of hermaphrodites to supply those.
huge supply of hermaphrodites > supply of huge hermaphrodites
Posted by: anachronda at May 20, 2024 11:47 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (J2vNu)
They have that stuff behind the counter at checkout, but never looked for pipe tobacco.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Like the giant red wave of '22 that was going to deliver 100 house seats and 57 senate seats.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:47 AM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
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Totally delusional but regardless, "Welcome to our world, pal."
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2024 11:47 AM (G0vdT)
It will be a landslide and NYT will be on the losing side. I'm so sick of this shit. Presidential polls need to be banned immediately. Newspapers only use them to make money.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
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1. I always, always love the idea that the NYT is secretly (actually openly, according to this lot) right leaning and anti-Biden.
2. Yes, polls are consistently wrong. They have been for a while. Polling is deeply broken, but these people are relying on secret polls that the NYT knows about as reason to go after Biden.
I try to be kind to these people, figuring they're largely just partisans on the opposite side with different sets of underlying values and assumptions about policy and life, but dammit if they aren't bug fuck nuts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (JCZqz)
Polls are crap unless democrats are leading. Then they're the bomb!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Polls are for Seattle baristas.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:48 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:45 AM (J2vNu)
They have that stuff behind the counter at checkout, but never looked for pipe tobacco.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024
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If they don't at least have Sir Walter Raleigh and Half & Half in pouches, that'd be a tragedy.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:48 AM (J2vNu)
Now it's all frozen in big bags and defrosted and heated up for fat asses to slurp down like hogs at a trough, like Olive Hardon and Ghetto Lobsta.
Plus their kitchen help. Don't look to close in the kitchen at the felons in there as you won't eat there again.
Stay home and cook or find a local owned and operated joint to get your feed bag on.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 11:48 AM (IebSC)
It takes two to commit war crimes, the war crimer and the war crimee.
- The ICC
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (V5eKu)
Like the giant red wave of '22 that was going to deliver 100 house seats and 57 senate seats.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:47 AM (9yUzE)
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I remember PA sending out 250,000 illegal mail in ballots with no provenance and nothing being done to undo it.
I bet it was the only bad whoopsie.
Oh, besides AZ effectively turning off signature verification.
The idea that 2020 was cheat central and 2022 was kind of normal always confuses me...because we were talking about their massive cheats real time in 2022 as they were happening.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (p5suV)
There's one weather phenomenon to be aware of. That region is too far from the moderating effects of the Gulf of Mexico or the Great Lakes and a finger of very cold Arctic slash Canadian air can park itself there in the winter. About every ten years family members in Louisville are subject to a terrible ice storm. Plan on a backup generator.
Posted by: But I'm no weather guesser at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (dg+HA)
I've never seen so many pajama wearing women than at Buc-ees. Some in sports bras and yoga pants (and they probably should have worn a sack.)
A couple were hot. Most were not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)
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Hard to go wrong with peppered mesquite jerky...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 11:22 AM (Y6Wgg)
It too me way too long to figure out how an 18 year old girl wears a "biking".
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 11:42 AM (N1DT3)
Also, when I realized it was probably a typo, I went with "Viking Coffee" first. Clearly I'm not from the left coast.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (seACy)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
JPMorganChase had no issue with providing paid time off if one wanted to volunteer to help minors embrace their 'identity' (without parental notice) but wouldn't extend the same courtesy to me to attend a pro-life march until I filed suit.
Reptilian HR Lawyer - "Gee Mr. Tonypete, don't you think you are hitting that little nail with a sledgehammer?"
"No. F*** you - pay me."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (WXNFJ)
Sure there are some in Korea who subscribe to something like the 4 B Movement, but they are a tiny minority.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCzw-ckKbGU
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (RHGPo)
Way back in 1990 I was with a small group driving from Austin to College Station for a football game. We were drinking a lot, and someone needed to pee. Somewhere near Old Dime Box, we got off onto a really small rural road, and then suddenly this true old Texas general store appeared. Like Luckenbach but for real. We went in there to see if they had a bathroom, and it had everything Cracker Barrel aspires to be - old men in straw hats playing Moon and 42, a small stage with a dude on a guitar pickin a few notes, a small bar, a bunch of old timey merchandise, etc. It was one of the last of the real deals. I have looked and looked for that place since and never been able to find it, or even prove its existence.
I went to a Cracker Barrel for the first time ever down in Kerrville a few weeks ago, and it was awful. So kitsch and so contrived, and the food sucked.
Posted by: Sloucho at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (Dv8DR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (seACy)
.....I thought you said 'solidify my penis.'
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 20, 2024 11:51 AM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIXlunMkhVg
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 11:51 AM (7kXx0)
"No. F*** you - pay me."
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 11:50 AM (WXNFJ)
"The nail is not the issue."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:51 AM (VoAdT)
There's one weather phenomenon to be aware of. That region is too far from the moderating effects of the Gulf of Mexico or the Great Lakes and a finger of very cold Arctic slash Canadian air can park itself there in the winter. About every ten years family members in Louisville are subject to a terrible ice storm. Plan on a backup generator.
Posted by: But I'm no weather guesser at May 20, 2024
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Being far from the Gulf sounds good to me; I'm sick of hurricanes. And from what I hear, southern IN is a bit warmer in winter than the northern section, up around Gary. But a generator sounds like a good idea.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:51 AM (J2vNu)
Today, she's posting about how awful Harrison Butker is.
Some people will never learn.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (7kXx0)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (PXj64)
Today, she's posting about how awful Harrison Butker is.
Some people will never learn.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
*believe
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Nova Local
The Kansas City Star, a real newspaper, published an op-ed arguing that Harrison Butker should be replaced by a woman
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:53 AM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (991eG)
Ships in a bottle?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:53 AM (VoAdT)
I've never seen so many pajama wearing women than at Buc-ees. Some in sports bras and yoga pants (and they probably should have worn a sack.)
A couple were hot. Most were not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 11:49 AM (Q4IgG)
I would assume a large percentage of them are on long road trips. Travel comfortable. But besides that -- have you been to Walmart? Sports bras and yoga pants are prime viewing in comparison to the stained "whale tails" you see at Walmart.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 11:53 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:46 AM
Goes back to what I said at #68. The Marxist leftists who control corporate America do not have profit as their motivation. Their motivation is to infiltrate corporate America and then either use these institutions to destroy traditional American values and push their own Marxist values on society and culture (NBA, NFL, MLB, Disney, etc)... or... if that doesn't work, simply be satisfied they have destroyed an institution previously having traditional American values.
I think the statements they make in favor of the degenerate freakazoids is simply to keep the ESG money coming in to keep the corporation afloat.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:53 AM (P5BPp)
What I didn't like was the hard "country" theme. I'm a city girl, born and raised in South Jersey suburbia. Maybe, when I was a kid, I might have felt more positive. These days just give me a quiet, relaxing decor -- Chinese and Mexican restaurants excepted.
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at May 20, 2024 11:53 AM (zbGp6)
Will be a hoot if a bunch of trans runners show up. It will be Pride month after all.
The cognitive dissonance on the left must be mind boggling.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (t/2Uw)
More like "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass and Release the Clydesdales"
Posted by: Chuck C at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (yOPBE)
"Nuclear War: A Scenario" by Annie Jacobsen (2024) brings us up to date on the status and capabilities of the strategic forces and C3 infrastructure of the US, USSR, and DPRK. Most of the book is a minute-to-minute timeline of a hypothetical all-out nuclear war scenario. I didn't find any errors of fact, but I have two quibbles. First, there's far too much hand-wringing about how awful it all is. Well, duh! Second, she uses sentence fragments as modifying clauses to their preceding sentences. She does it at least a hundred times, and it grates on this grammar pedant. Example: "US Stratcom HQ gets hit first. By an onslaught of SLBMs launched off the East Coast." Why her editor let her do that, I can't guess. Anyway, I read it all, with sustained interest. (Then my cat Tom barfed on it. No joke.)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (MvF+J)
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Blamed for helicopter crash.
/s
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (6ksBk)
Posted by: Penguin Facts at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (vFG9F)
Eventually the health department shut them down as they found fecal matter in the food but the local assholes just wanted to end the madness.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (IebSC)
Throughout all the "Red Wave" optimism of 2022, I was the Eeyore saying, "Won't happen, the Democrats are still going to cheat, 2020 was not a one-off, it's the new paradigm."
And to win in 2024, Trump needs to flip back four of the five states he lost in 2020 - AZ, GA, MI, PA, WI - All but Georgia have Democrat governors and junkmail ballots.
Democrats just need to run the cheat in Phoenix, Atlanta, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Milwaukee. -- all cities they control top-to-bottom.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (p5suV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Southern Indiana has armadillos.
And no Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2024 11:52 AM (PXj64)
Not yet, but the gerbils are starting to get nervous.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Muldoon
I know someone SHAPED like a barrel. I use a huge, imported German wine cask as a mannequin, in fact...
Posted by: Stacey Abrams' Tailor at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (7kXx0)
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WTF does this even mean?
Also, the biggest threat to black men in America is a young black male with a handgun.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (i7Q7S)
When you've lost Barack Obama..... because you're that far to the Left.....
Posted by: mikeski at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (DgGvY)
I've never seen so many pajama wearing women than at Buc-ees. Some in sports bras and yoga pants (and they probably should have worn a sack.)
A couple were hot. Most were not.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Only thing I can think of is vacation travelers. Possibly got up early in am and are driving to vacation destination.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (8F31h)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (WXNFJ)
@RNCResearch
Biden brags about defying the Supreme Court on his unilateral student loan debt bailout: "When the Supreme Court told me I couldn't, I found two other ways to do it"
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Constitution smonstitution.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (L/fGl)
Democrats just need to run the cheat in Phoenix, Atlanta, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Milwaukee. -- all cities they control top-to-bottom.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM (9yUzE)
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And they will.
The cheat will happen. The courts will allow it.
The only question is: How does America react? With a bang or a whimper?
I know how I'm betting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (GBKbO)
Needs a catchy slogan...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Where are you looking in Indiana? The southern half of the state is better than the northern part. Looking for small town? Smallish city? Larger city?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (4XwPj)
Also, the biggest threat to black men in America is a young black male with a handgun.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (i7Q7S)
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White people aren't allowed to live near black people. That's gentrification.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (GBKbO)
“ live and let live”
I used to be that way. Then I woke up to the fact of the left aggressively destroying everything I care about.
So I’m giving this a try.
Posted by: Live and Let Die at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (jbnUc)
See how very good it can be with Morehouse silent, the NAACP giving standing ovation and the International Criminal Court Prosecutor Requesting Warrants for Netanyahu and "Hamas Leaders?" /S
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (NFX2v)
Yeah, they found one that can almost kick a 35 yard field goal a third of the time.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (9yUzE)
That is interesting. I know Cracker Barrel didn't choose June as Pride Month, but I wonder if they were counting on the summer influx as a way of boosting support for the rainbow campaign, through that same sort of ambiguity. i.e. forget about the the traditional summer boosts, SURELY it's our inclusive marketing that's drawing these new crowds, right. (....right?)
Instead, though, they're having to appeal to a sort of vagueness to excuse the decline.
I mean the numbers are obviously pretty bad, but I have to wonder just how much of an extra disaster the marketing was to have made the otherwise good times so bad.
Of course Bidenomics is another disaster variable that also complicates things.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (Dgo06)
Southern Indiana has armadillos.
And no Pete Buttigieg.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024
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How about opossums?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (J2vNu)
There are Pickle Barrel restaurants around here. 2-3 I think.
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (vFG9F)
And if they don't live near black people, that's red-lining.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (9yUzE)
Needs a catchy slogan...
Posted by: Muldoon
And Doof can be their spokesman!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (v6JzV)
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Doesn't hurt though.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (sX1BW)
Good luck on that fool's errand. And the UN takes another giant step towards irrelevancy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (7kXx0)
Posted by: Harvard MBA at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (0FV/V)
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And that is why we must do everything we can to protect our sacred democracy!
- Joe Biden, racist, apparently
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (cctyY)
Then out comes a deluge of (usually) non-moderately obese retirees in full run to the brisket counter. They anxiously order their sammiches and are barely out the door before the wrappers fly off and the gorging begins.
Its like Shark Week. All day everyday.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (MkuC5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda
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Fat, dumb, and ignorant will win.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (5LFjM)
It's the same people, everywhere. They gain control, and start imposing, and the "ordinary" investor is overruled by anything the bigs are doing.
And when the stock goes down? They don't care, this is long game stuff. Mom and pop investors might care, but the DEI crowd is going all in, peddle to the floor, balls to the wall on this.
Get used to it. If it hasn't come to a business you love yet, it will.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (dGCAG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Visit the center to east side of my PA county. We live together.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (NFX2v)
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And that is why we must do everything we can to protect our sacred democracy!
- Joe Biden, racist, apparently
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (cctyY)
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"We must eliminate democracy in the name of a fascist dictatorship to save democracy."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 11:53 AM
Specifically I think they mentioned the female kicker, Sarah Fuller, at Vanderbilt who couldn't kick well at all, but was used by Vanderbilt in 2020 for some woke publicity.
Her kickoff went 25 yards.
https://bit.ly/4bpxcJJ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024 11:56 AM (4XwPj)
Curious, how is Fort Wayne?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (7h9jE)
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They cannot do this. Once you go woke, it is very hard to go unwoke. You can't just go back to pre-woke. You have to go anti-woke, which means a hard push to the right. Have we ever seen a company do this?
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 12:00 PM (sX1BW)
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Yes, Democratic party politicians promise black people if they vote for them their lives will improve.
Thanks for the reminder, Joe!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 12:00 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2024 12:00 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Visit the center to east side of my PA county. We live together.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (NFX2v)
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My (very Republican) rural county is extremely diverse. It's mostly Indians who provide a lot of the "brownness" (imports for the Big Banks, it seems).
We're all good. Junior's best friend is Indonesian (I think...could be Philippino, but his mother is very tall).
It's just...not a whole lot of black people getting killed around here for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024 1
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MadameM, I'm thinking Evansville area and its suburbs. There are a few small towns nearby that I wouldn't mind living in, maybe. As long as I have somebody to repair my car, can get to a Walmart, and have medical and other support services (like electricians and plumbers) fairly close by, I'm good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (J2vNu)
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AZ just issued an arrest warrant for Rudi Giuliani.
Ha, ha, fat, dumb and ignorant. The cheat is in.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (5LFjM)
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A publicly traded corporation cannot do this. Also, why would I care if they apologize? It would be fake and meaningless.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (i7Q7S)
Thanks for the reminder, Joe!
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 12:00 PM (i7Q7S)
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Just look at the inner city schools, run by Democrats for decades, for proof.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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I went to high school there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)
Specifically I think they mentioned the female kicker, Sarah Fuller, at Vanderbilt who couldn't kick well at all, but was used by Vanderbilt in 2020 for some woke publicity.
Her kickoff went 25 yards.
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And I think you and I specifically discussed it before, but during her field goal attempt you can tell that the Tennessee players were told to not defend.
You can literally see the talented edge rushers stop running when it is clear that they are about to get around the horrible Vandy line.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
We have opossums. They eat ticks but are creepy looking. I have lived in southern Indiana most of my life and I have never seen an armadillo here.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
The few times I've been through Fort Wayne, it seemed pretty nice. But the last time I did that was almost thirty years ago, so I have no idea what it's like now.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (v6JzV)
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Doesn't hurt though.
I disagree. I've never been in a Hooters, because I assume that if you're using a gimmick like young girls in tight shirts, your focus isn't on the food.
For the same reason, I avoid places like the Mt. Vernon Inn at Mt. Vernon, and the Williamsburg Inn in ...you know.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Yep.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 1
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Hey! Live target practice!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (J2vNu)
Then out comes a deluge of (usually) non-moderately obese retirees in full run to the brisket counter. They anxiously order their sammiches and are barely out the door before the wrappers fly off and the gorging begins.
Its like Shark Week. All day everyday.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 11:58 AM (MkuC5)
Oh Lawd!
Posted by: RV Shitters Everywhere at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (IebSC)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 12:01 PM (i7Q7S)
No worries. They can do it after they get delisted.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (7h9jE)
Dude, you're not supposed to actually tackle the Make-a-Wish kid, come on...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (VoAdT)
Funny: Israel issues arrest warrant for members of the court
Funnier: Members of the court start disappearing
Funniest: Members of the court suddenly wake up in middle of nowhere A'Stan with a yarmulke glued to their heads.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 20, 2024 12:03 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2024 12:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024
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Yeah, opossums look primitive and unfinished, as if they wre God's first draft of the cat and He said, "I know I can do better than this."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
I don't think there are a lot of them. And they're a fairly recent thing. I guess they cross over from Kentucky on bridges over the Ohio River.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV)
Needs a catchy slogan...
Posted by: Muldoon
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"I woke up with herring in my ears this morning!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (slNPS)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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I went to high school there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)
My daughter lives in Detroit, MI. I absolutely refuse to live in MI. So I'm looking for an area that is nearby (drivable), but still in friendly territory.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (N39Ws)
And to win in 2024, Trump needs to flip back four of the five states he lost in 2020 - AZ, GA, MI, PA, WI - All but Georgia have Democrat governors and junkmail ballots.
Democrats just need to run the cheat in Phoenix, Atlanta, Detroit, Philadelphia, and Milwaukee. -- all cities they control top-to-bottom.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 11:54 AM
2018 was the trial run. And it worked extremely well, especially in Michigan, ushering in numerous radicals into office locally and at federal level.
Once they got away with that and improved on it, they knew they had 2020. And 2022.
I still remain worried about Texas. 1.2mil lead for GOP in 2012 to 631k lead in 2020. Hope Texas GOP is on guard for steal attempt there.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (XeU6L)
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I don't know anything about the NFL or the team, but IIRC when reading about this hero (and I don't use that term lightly, because he is risking everything for what he believes in and setting an example for others) he was crucial in at least two Superbowl wins. One kick to tie and another to win, maybe?
He's not easily replaced with another male, much less a chick.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Chuck C at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda
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Civility. Civil culture, obedience to law and social customs, thorough law enforcement?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (V5eKu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (7h9jE)
He would be the kicker everyone knows if it weren't for Justin Tucker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 12:05 PM (VoAdT)
Talk about landing in a hot LZ.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 12:05 PM (N39Ws)
I rate this statement as questionable...
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2024 12:05 PM (53oGX)
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Ironically, the food at Hooters got significantly worse once they opened up the wait staff to people of all weights.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 12:05 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: American Hawkman at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (skAOD)
That's about 5 times the LD-50 for cope.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (QNSds)
I don't know if you can grant someone immunity from crimes that haven't been committed yet (not that the DOJ didn't try that with Hunter Biden), but if that's a thing, holy cow is Cohen getting his money's worth from that immunity deal.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (N39Ws)
Ohio is also "friendly-ish" territory.
It's less than an hour from Detroit to Ohio.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (v6JzV)
I used to be that way. Then I woke up to the fact of the left aggressively destroying everything I care about.
So I’m giving this a try.
Posted by: Live and Let Die
I used to believe that the left and the right both wanted the same thing, a strong and prosperous America. I no longer believe that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:02 PM (v6JzV)
Hubbymayhem is a truck driver and goes through Ft. Wayne occasionally. It's a shithole now. Not South Bend bad but the decline is getting worse.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (4XwPj)
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Giving up / not caring doesn't just affect one single aspect of a life or business.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:07 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Inogame at May 20, 2024 12:07 PM (53oGX)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (N39Ws)
Not a resident but visited there twice in the last 18 months.
Economy appears okay, especially if you have a job in health care, because there are massive hospitals in Fort Wayne.
Housing prices are much lower than So. Florida.
Decent, if smallish, airport.
Posted by: katt williams at May 20, 2024 12:07 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
We have 'em all. Poor dog was confused when we first moved to the country. He was allowed to chase raccoons but got a firm no when he went after possums.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2024 12:07 PM (8F31h)
Ohio is also "friendly-ish" territory.
It's less than an hour from Detroit to Ohio.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (N1DT3)
OH is on my radar as well.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 12:08 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
I don't think there are a lot of them. And they're a fairly recent thing. I guess they cross over from Kentucky on bridges over the Ohio River.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV)
I don't know how it got there, but I have seen an armadillo squashed on the side of the road in northern IL. I'm assuming it was an escapee of some sort.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 20, 2024 12:08 PM (oCS0o)
Anywhere that is not Detroit metro (including Ann Arbor, Ypsi, etc.), inner GR, K-zoo, Battle Creek, and maybe Marquette, is all right. West Michigan is quite red.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2024 12:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:08 PM (Bijxa)
It's less than an hour from Detroit to Ohio.
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There was a border dispute between Ohio and Michigan, Ohio lost and had to take Toledo.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (cctyY)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 11:27 AM (QNSds)
I don't know if you can grant someone immunity from crimes that haven't been committed yet (not that the DOJ didn't try that with Hunter Biden), but if that's a thing, holy cow is Cohen getting his money's worth from that immunity deal.
Posted by: Octochicken at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (oCS0o)
Like Papal Indulgences of old.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (ynpvh)
The gay stuff at Cracker Barrel started at the same time they decided they should sell booze, and by the same people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (cctyY)
Lol.
But MI got the UP, I think.
Then the copper mining began.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2024 12:10 PM (ufFY8)
I used to be that way. Then I woke up to the fact of the left aggressively destroying everything I care about.
So I’m giving this a try.
Posted by: Live and Let Die
I used to believe that the left and the right both wanted the same thing, a strong and prosperous America. I no longer believe that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:06 PM (L/fGl)
https://youtu.be/wYQZHNwIUq8
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Chuck Martel
Ohio already had Toledo. It was Michigan that wanted it. We got the Upper Peninsula in compensation. Which was a much better acquisition, in terms of natural resources.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:10 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Montec at May 20, 2024 12:10 PM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2024 12:08 PM (N39Ws)
Lots of great little small towns outside of Toledo/Findlay.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (N1DT3)
Harry Mudd established a college? Mail-in diploma mill, I'll warrant?
Posted by: Capt. J.T. Kirk
New CEO is Stella!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (63Dwl)
Needs a catchy slogan...
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2024 11:55 AM (991eG)
We'll Put Some Pickle In Your Cornhole
They wouldn't even need to get new rockers.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (U7wke)
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I think I see the problem.
Shoulda kept your yap shut about celebrating Sodomy Month, sweetheart.
BTW, tell Alissa Schicklgruber I said, "Hey."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (ynpvh)
"So you're telling me you're going to let this mook testify for you, against us, and you're going to publicly tell everyone you won't get him in trouble for being such a filthy liar, so he can go on the stand and be a filthy liar, and then I can eviscerate the poor stupid bastard in full public view on the cross? Oh. No. Please. Don't do that."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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Pfft.
Posted by: Gary at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 20, 2024 12:12 PM (V5eKu)
--
I suspect it's pretty much the same demographic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:12 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (vFG9F)
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Three in our town.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (cctyY)
Lol.
But MI got the UP, I think.
Then the copper mining began.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2024 12:10 PM (ufFY
Old joke about Arkansas and Missouri:
If Missouri ceded the southern part of the state to Arkansas, it would double the IQ of both states...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:57 AM (vFG9F)
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Three in our town.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (JfxgE)
Do they serve pickle balls?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:09 PM (7h9jE)
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Sandy & Co. just didn't go far enough. They need to start selling meth and fentanyl. THEN watch the bucks flow in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Gary at May 20, 2024 12:11 PM (XeU6L)
We had car trouble one night and had to stop in Gary, IN.
SOOOOO glad it was a very rainy night. Kept the streets halfway safe.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM (7h9jE)
He would be the kicker everyone knows if it weren't for Justin Tucker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 12:05 PM (VoAdT)
well, that, and if Mahomes failed on more TD drives...Baltimore almost always has to kick the FG (so few TDs). KC only ever usually kicks the hard ones or the "must have" ones...
Posted by: Nova Local at May 20, 2024 12:14 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Does Gary still stink to high heaven?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2024 12:15 PM (0FoWg)
He's not easily replaced with another male, much less a chick.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:04 PM
He's one of the best (if not the best) kickers in the NFL. 89.1% career FG% (197 of 221) including 28 of 40 from 50+.
Game-winning 45-yd FG in 2022 AFC Championship.
Game-winning 27-yd FG in 2022 Super Bowl.
Game-tying 29-yd FG in 2023 Super Bowl with 0:03 seconds left to send game to OT (4 FGs in game, including 57-yd FG)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:15 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)
Pretty sure you can smell it from Michigan.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:15 PM (N1DT3)
Her kickoff went 25 yards.
https://bit.ly/4bpxcJJ
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 11:59 AM (P5BPp)
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My nephew was on medical redshirt that year at Vandy. The players were NOT on board with her being on the team, but it was made clear that the players will show the proper support.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 20, 2024 12:15 PM (JfxgE)
I would guess those colleagues no longer patronize Ben-Dover the Barrel.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 20, 2024 12:15 PM (hZ+p8)
Had a bizarre incident happen on 18th Street between Orchard and Elm. At approx. 1:30 am on Sat. 17th my doorbell cam motion sensor went off and recorded a Caucasian male with short hair and glasses completely nude performing an obscene act on my doorstep with a large sex toy in the backside. It appears he also did this at at least one other house. If anyone had them happen you can call GJPD. I already made a report myself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (L/fGl)
https://is.gd/pKAv5B
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 12:13 PM (9yUzE)
"Say one thing for Raisi, say he brought Jews and Arabs together."
Um, Iranians are PERSIANS...so I guess it's okay for the Arabs to hate 'em.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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They are migrating north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Eternity Matters at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (MTm8X)
Felon, liar and now thief. The star witness.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
Does Gary still stink to high heaven?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:14 PM (v6JzV)
I've come the the conclusion, based on many discussions of Morons here, that Gaia has multiple armpits and assholes and should be dunked in Lume.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (2QA3G)
O_o
Dafuq?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (v6JzV)
Fort Wayne, IN. Home of clear channel WOWO (or used to be). On a good night you could pick up that signal at MCAS Beaufort.
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Downgraded to class B in 1998 by reducing night power to 9.8 kilowatts with a three tower directional antenna.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (63Dwl)
It's so funny, the Cracker Barrel website misspelled the location. They have it as "Riley" but it's really Ridley Park. So if anyone is looking for a Cracker Barrel in Delco they won't find it.
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM (V5eKu)
Posted by: Kara Hultgreen at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Armadillo Liberation Front at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 11:11 AM (CsUN+)
And they could make a pile of rainbow chairs in the parking lot, and set them alight. And issue a statement: "We welcome all customers at Cracker Barrel, regardless of their sexual orientation, as long as they behave modestly. But we will not kiss fag ass."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM (Bijxa)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
That mythical community you're supposed to come from - Fort Wayne? Unconsciously you chose a name that was belligerent. Where were you nurtured?
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (JCZqz)
Had a bizarre incident happen on 18th Street between Orchard and Elm. At approx. 1:30 am on Sat. 17th my doorbell cam motion sensor went off and recorded a Caucasian male with short hair and glasses completely nude performing an obscene act on my doorstep with a large sex toy in the backside. It appears he also did this at at least one other house. If anyone had them happen you can call GJPD. I already made a report myself.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (L/fGl)
Joe Biden escaped the WH Easter Bunny again?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (seACy)
We have opossums. They eat ticks but are creepy looking. I have lived in southern Indiana most of my life and I have never seen an armadillo here.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
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They are migrating north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Climate change!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (seACy)
Posted by: Armadillo Liberation Front at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM
You mean scrape you off the roads?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (LkLld)
My Bidet-buttsniffing coworker most probably has the sadz. She's been following every moment since the trial began, crowing about how "historic" it is.
Yeah, it will be historic when Trump gets re-elected against all odds biatch
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (dCxaZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (L/fGl)
Gas Pump Guy 2: Doorbell Cam Sensation Boogaloo...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (IebSC)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM
Apparently even the KC Chiefs cheerleaders are spouting off. Insufferable is an understatement.
https://bit.ly/3WNJxTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (P5BPp)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
More exactly "Persian" is a subset of "Iranian". Not that the Arabs ever much cared about the distinction between a Parthian or a Persian
Posted by: some pedant at May 20, 2024 12:21 PM (gKWVE)
Are folding chairs involved? Lie if you have to.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (CsUN+)
But the chairs refused to press charges...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:21 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: MarineVet at May 20, 2024 12:21 PM (ELay4)
Frank Burns was from Fort Wayne.
Was he the actual hero of M*A*S*H?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024 12:21 PM (9yUzE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (CsUN+)
My street has young couples pushing a baby carriage and retired couples walking to the farmer's market. Occasionally we have small groups of boys riding their bikes. One winter we had a dad towing his kids on sleds after a snowfall.
Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (Sf2cq)
Felon, liar and now thief. The star witness.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 12:17 PM (LkLld)
---------------
Bongino reporting that after allowing irrelevant testimony from Stormy Daniels, the Star Chamber judge has denied the defense's request to put an elections expert on the stand.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (EDbIo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (J2vNu)
https://bit.ly/3WNJxTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM
So the tits are not calm?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (ZANHd)
https://bit.ly/3WNJxTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (P5BPp)
Yes. I know that for the intelligent take, for the "STRONG INDEPENDENT WYMYN!!!" take, I always go with people chosen for their physical characteristics.
I suppose a cheerleader is good enough when an actor isn't available.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (N1DT3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2024 12:19 PM (ZANHd)
Ha, RMBS, leprosy is no joke. You are on list now.
Posted by: Armadillo Liberation Front at May 20, 2024 12:22 PM (V5BDR)
________________
What's he talking about? Blacks get shot all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (L/fGl)
Was he the actual hero of M*A*S*H?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
I knew there was a fictional character from Fort Wayne and was trying to remember who it was. Thanks for reminding me.
Jimmy Stewart's character in The Philadelphia Story was from South Bend, and that's all I could think of.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (v6JzV)
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Concupiscence? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Pope Francis at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (3AKsc)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (L/fGl)
Gas Pump Guy 2: Doorbell Cam Sensation Boogaloo...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (IebSC)
****
climate change
Posted by: torabora at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (0Gnoc)
Frank Burns was from Fort Wayne.
Was he the actual hero of M*A*S*H?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2024
***
If your idea of a hero involves a face like a ferret, sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 20, 2024 12:23 PM (BFff5)
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Cheerleaders on Sunday. The other six days of the week, turning tricks, I'll bet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 12:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 12:24 PM (N1DT3)
The rainbow is marketing poison outside of hip urban or vacation enclaves.
You would think they know that by now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2024 12:24 PM (BQGK9)
https://bit.ly/3WNJxTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM (P5BPp)
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Butterface, to boot.
Posted by: Turn 2 at May 20, 2024 12:24 PM (JfxgE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 20, 2024 12:16 PM (L/fGl)
_______________
Democrat candidate for Congress.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 12:24 PM (YqDXo)
Well then there must be no need for baptism...or church for that matter. Hey Fran - go learn to code.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 20, 2024 12:25 PM (BFff5)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2024 12:25 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Armadillo Liberation Front at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM (V5BDR)
Ever seen a pair of German Shepherds (that only needed to go out for a quick pee) go apeshit over a wayward armadillo creeping past your house?
Epic.
In the middle of a hurricane?
More Epic.
And having to chase down said German Shepherds in the middle of said hurricane?
Not Epic.
GSD #1 was found head dead deep in the armadillo's hole digging for all she was worth. GSD #2 was right behind her, obscured by a torrent of dirt coming out from under GSD #1.
Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free State of Florida at May 20, 2024 12:26 PM (MkuC5)
Personally, I've notice my old $26 meals now costing $40, so I can imagine a lot of folks staying home.
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 12:27 PM (RHGPo)
Sandy & Co. just didn't go far enough. They need to start selling meth and fentanyl. THEN watch the bucks flow in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Last time I was there couldn't eat the food it was so bad.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving place.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:27 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: SMOD
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Fast food hit the hardest.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:28 PM (5LFjM)
https://bit.ly/3WNJxTu
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 12:20 PM
Rule One, gentlemen. 'Nuff said.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 20, 2024 12:28 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Armadillo Liberation Front at May 20, 2024 12:18 PM
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
* cacophonous cackles, mephitic ejections *
Posted by: Big Penguin at May 20, 2024 12:31 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: EGGO at May 20, 2024 12:32 PM (D4xED)
Is that a chain?
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (vFG9F)
The waiters wear Spandex shorts and goofy helmets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:33 PM (C4m9I)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2024 11:29 AM (VoAdT)
I parked at the pump on Saturday. Coming through B.C. with a loaded car trailer. There was no other place to park anyway, and the pump failed to give me a receipt, so I had to go in the store.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:36 PM (C4m9I)
The rainbow is marketing poison outside of hip urban or vacation enclaves.
You would think they know that by now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2024 12:24 PM (BQGK9)
Either you LOVE us, OR YOU WILL BE ARRESTED.
It’s all about tolerance.
Posted by: LGBT etc Community at May 20, 2024 12:39 PM (u79Vq)
You can’t convince me this all isn’t all a long-march conspiracy to specifically destroy Cracker Barrel because it caters to conservative Southern white people. The left hates Cracker Barrel. They’ve always hated Cracker Barrel. I remember them trying to slime the company for alleged racist hiring practices or customer service, but it didn’t click. Either way, this smells like yet another infiltrate-and-destroy operation like the Boy Scouts.
Harrison Butker:
That op-ed reminds me of that anecdote Film Threat shared that someone at the Disney all-hands meeting about JohnLasseter’s forced departure, when some woman stood up and exclaimed “Can we get a woman to run this place?” Every time the angry feminists get riled up, they then insist that the only justice is to replace the offender with one of them. (What was it I said about infiltrating and destroying organizations they spent years heaping untold amounts of hate on? Again, I’m old enough to remember when the left unconditionally hated both Disney and the NFL…and this was as recent as the ‘00s.)
Posted by: The Dogs with Bees in Their Mouths, So When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You at May 20, 2024 12:40 PM (7kSOl)
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Her husband must be so proud.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 20, 2024 12:41 PM (7h9jE)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 20, 2024 12:41 PM (yeEu9)
But it sure helps!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Back in the day when I frequented the Flying Saucer, especially in San Antonio, the wait staff consisted of attractive females (for the most part) in short plaid skirts and knee socks. (All above legal drinking age, so stop.). The place lost its charm when they stopped doing that, and including dudes on the wait staff.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 12:43 PM (u79Vq)
Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach George Orwell at May 20, 2024 01:07 PM (YZhRl)
Posted by: p-squared at May 20, 2024 01:10 PM (i3SWt)
Posted by: DanMan at May 20, 2024 01:24 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Tom at May 20, 2024 01:26 PM (tAkxj)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 11:10 AM (67bTw)
You better not be caught sharing. You feelin me? Because if we catch you sharing we are throwing you through that window.
Posted by: Waffle House at May 20, 2024 01:42 PM (u79Vq)
Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 11:06 AM (vFG9F)
FIFY
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 01:43 PM (u79Vq)
My mother.. was the decorator for the founder's home at one point! The restaurant was dying way before this debacle. The food quality has become horrible. The all the food that was supposed to be "Home Made" now sucks. This just puts a final nail in the coffin. It is a zombie it will walk for a while moaning "Sweeeeeet Teaaaa!" and then fall over into a bankruptcy coffin. Kind of like what KFC, Pizza Hut and Applebees will do..
Posted by: catman at May 20, 2024 01:58 PM (4HMlb)
"Cracker" Barrel?
'nuff sed.
Beers and Steers 4 Queers is available for the revamped slop-house.
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 20, 2024 02:29 PM (lZVy/)
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An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)