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Happy Friday Folks! Looks like memes are going mainstream (this is from the court artist at Trump's trial)
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I'm convinced
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Sing along now
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Hard times
My wife saw this and now she wants to get me a bell
IRL Jack Reacher
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You'll survive
These are the storybook endings I get
Daily dose of cute
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Asking the tough questions
NGL, back in the 80s & 90s the infield was a blast
Clueless
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Interesting
You are like flies before him
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at May 17, 2024 09:59 PM (ivrPA)
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Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:04 PM (ftFVW)
I've been getting YT clips of the woman (her name is Mae) firing various WWI-era machine guns.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 10:05 PM (CsUN+)
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Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:05 PM (ynpvh)
Thanks for the great ONTs. I've been away for awhile, for sanity, but it's nice to be back.
Anyways, earlier this week I asked about ONT's. I thought they used to go to over 1000, but as I remember it, maybe 700 a decade ago.
But people were talking about a 1000 post ONT. And scrotum guy and pump guy were mentioned below. I'll bring links to get this started.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:06 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:06 PM (+o2mc)
There's a street view of someone being run over by a camera car doing their maps. Not gory... more like a "bump 'n run."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 10:07 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:07 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:07 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 10:03 PM (S6gqv)
lesbians or dudes?
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Don Black at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (+o2mc)
It smells nasty all the time. Some days worse than others.
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ftFVW)
apparently it took that "artist" THREE YEARS to do that?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 10:09 PM (s3qiR)
(Yes, today is National Endangered Species Day. https://tinyurl.com/2p9spcub )
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 10:10 PM (BQlLi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (+o2mc)
It smells nasty all the time. Some days worse than others.
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia)
Nice thing about Disneyland New Orleans, it don't smell like the real thing.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:10 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:10 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:05 PM (vJiyU)
Unless it was Brie Larson.
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:11 PM (ftFVW)
PRESENTS
'Scrotum Guy'
https://tinyurl.com/bdfm283v
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:11 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (+o2mc)
It smells nasty all the time. Some days worse than others.
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
***
This.
And it's worse near the towns.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:11 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:11 PM (D6bNq)
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17
Looks like North America may have some swampy smells potentially.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:12 PM (pZEOD)
I was going to ask if someone could help me locate that very meme which tops tonight's post!
Off to a good start!
Howdy, y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ironically at May 17, 2024 10:12 PM (+fpDY)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:12 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:11 PM (D6bNq)
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Ever make it with a chick with stumps?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:13 PM (+o2mc)
apparently it took that "artist" THREE YEARS to do that?!?!
He could have saved a lot of time by just opening a vein and pointing it at the canvas.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 10:13 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Ciampino - Stand on your toes at May 17, 2024 10:13 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 10:14 PM (s3qiR)
Performance art protesting carbon taxes raising the cost of gasoline so high we are all taking it up the ass. Brilliant job sir!!
https://tinyurl.com/yc5mnjvp
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 09:10 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:14 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 10:03 PM (S6gqv)
Piker.
Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at May 17, 2024 10:14 PM (duGUV)
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia)
Road Runner?
Posted by: Some Rat
Ehem, those are Wiley Coyote cartoons.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:14 PM (ftFVW)
Posted by: Tio Salamanca at May 17, 2024 10:15 PM (SYTee)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
"Most guys just leave her hanging on the tree."
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 17, 2024 10:15 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 10:03 PM (S6gqv)
lesbians or dudes?
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (ynpvh)
All girl on girl action is inherently hetero.
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:15 PM (duGUV)
Posted by: lost in space at May 17, 2024 10:16 PM (5PoCi)
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia)
Road Runner?
Posted by: Some Rat
Ehem, those are Wiley Coyote cartoons.
Posted by: She Hobbit
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam cartoons.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
I seem to recall a Daisy Fuentes. Wasn't she some MTV host or something? She was something like that. Damn pretty though.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2024 10:16 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:08 PM (+o2mc)
If you're over 29, you might remember the old, pre-landfill, city dump, where they just emptied the garbage trucks on the ground and open burned the trash. The places I've visited in the middle east have an aroma that reminds me of that; garbage laying around rotting and burning.
Posted by: BillyD at May 17, 2024 10:16 PM (F6Xpw)
Finally a painting that begs a visit by Environmental assholes. It begs a beard and horns.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:17 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: She Hobbit
But what about the "Bugs Bunny, Road Runner Show"?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:17 PM (vJiyU)
By show of hands how many 'Rons have had "The Talk" with their kids and explained the evils of fiat currency and the need to audit the Fed?
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (duGUV)
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:07 PM (ftFVW)
I gotta wonder if Charles saw any of his previous work before hiring him.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (BQlLi)
People hate 'Star Trek Voyager', but 'Year of Hell' and the finale 'Endgame' were amazing! I liked tha family aspect they often had.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: She Hobbit
1. Man, did I get a deal on pink paint.
B. This will be the first royal portrait to incorporate Their Majesty's colorectal cancer screening. So avant-garde!
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:12 PM (ynpvh)
Not one with Marvin the Martian. Sure, he may always be expecting the Kaboom, but never gets it.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 17, 2024 10:20 PM (BQlLi)
"That'll be twelve million pounds, Your Highness."
Posted by: davidt at May 17, 2024 10:20 PM (SYTee)
Those days are long gone. Pixy posts a tech thread in the middle of the night that kills the ONT.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 17, 2024 10:21 PM (NGHju)
PRESENTS
'Scrotum Guy'
https://tinyurl.com/bdfm283v
Posted by: Stateless at May 17
This seems almost quaint in comparison to what we have going on now.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:22 PM (pZEOD)
I watched 'Strange New Worlds' with Captain Pike. I was going to drop it at the first gay shit, but it's been pretty good. It felt like old 'Star Trek'.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:22 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2024 10:23 PM (QuzhU)
The Heroes and Icons channel runs all 5 Star Treks every night.
I've decided the best characters from the whole thing were the Doctor from Voyager and Elim Garak from DS9.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: She Hobbit
1. Man, did I get a deal on pink paint.
B. This will be the first royal portrait to incorporate Their Majesty's colorectal cancer screening. So avant-garde!
Posted by: mikeski
I lean towards when Homer Simpson did the hedge fade.
Posted by: lost in space at May 17, 2024 10:23 PM (5PoCi)
People hate 'Star Trek Voyager', but 'Year of Hell' and the finale 'Endgame' were amazing! I liked tha family aspect they often had.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (jvJvP)
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Voyager mostly gets a bad rap. I liked it better than DS9 and overall I think it had a greater number of good/great episodes than even TNG.
If you liked Year of Hell and Endgame I’d suggest watching Scorpion.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 17, 2024 10:24 PM (3ZmC0)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:22 PM (pZEOD
Because now, Scrotum Guy, is giving educational, demonstrated talks to first graders...
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:24 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:24 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:24 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 10:24 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 17, 2024 10:26 PM (3ZmC0)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 17, 2024 10:26 PM (n3DL0)
Eye surgery again![i/] today. Dr. told me, this is really going to hurt.
"Yeah, yeah" said Tonypete.
No, I'll telling you, this will hurt so badly you will cry tears of blood.
Dayum - he was right.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 10:26 PM (tJgAD)
But the Google street cams are up close and personal.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2024 10:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2024 10:27 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 10:27 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024
I remember these posts, though. I am going to belt out “memories”, hang tight.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:27 PM (pZEOD)
I thought they had ruined Star Trek from what little I've seen, but our own Berzerker says that the last season or so of "Picard" was pretty good.
I watched some clips. It ended with Seven of Nine becoming Captain of the latest and greatest Enterprise.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:28 PM (w6EFb)
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Well it was until the downrange shot about three chicks from the end.
That seems...unwise.
Posted by: Methos at May 17, 2024 10:28 PM (Dnobf)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:28 PM (W/lyH)
I could take that but wow, the Russians ala 'The Matchstick Girl' is right up there also.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 10:28 PM (tJgAD)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 17, 2024 10:28 PM (TTAGa)
I'm going to start a load of laundry while I debate with myself over deleting or posting.
Well, it's typed, I guess I'll post. Good evening everyone!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 10:28 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:29 PM (pZEOD)
So I feel pretty dumb getting the joke now, if indeed it is a joke.
Quite masterful if it is.
Posted by: pawn at May 17, 2024 10:29 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 17, 2024 10:30 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia)
Road Runner?
Posted by: Some Rat
Ehem, those are Wiley Coyote cartoons.
Posted by: She Hobbit
Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam cartoons.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
There's that episode where Bugs feeds Taz lit dynamite sticks shaped like a turkey calling it "Wild Turkey Surprise"...
https://youtu.be/FOTlNOZB4Zo
Posted by: jim(in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:30 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 17, 2024 10:23 PM
*HeatherLynnOh's tits have entered the chat*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 10:30 PM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 17, 2024 10:24 PM (3ZmC0)
Of course, it didn't have to even be mentioned!!
Voyager had a ton of great episodes! It was pretty fun. The planet at a different time speed.
I liked 'Enterprise' but stopped, pissed off when they cancelled it early.
Discovery is too woke.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:30 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 2024 10:30 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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The best dialogue from all of Star Trek might be the conversation between Garak and Quark about root beer.
Posted by: Methos at May 17, 2024 10:31 PM (Dnobf)
Particularly to math nerds.
Posted by: JackStraw
"Looks like the overland route then men, pack accordingly."
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
not daddy
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 10:32 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:31 PM
African or European?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 10:33 PM (Wnv9h)
Was not a pretty sight to see.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:34 PM (XV/Pl)
I was just restarting watching Eccleston. Loved his Doctor. Best is still Matt Smith. But I saw William Hartnell asmthe first Doctor on Pluto being chased by the Daleks through eternity and those were great episodes....even 60 years ago.
Very impressive...
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:34 PM (jvJvP)
I don't know if I or my son brought it up first. But I have moved past Audit the Fed to End the Fed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 10:35 PM (S5+ge)
Here's that clip:
https://tinyurl.com/pw2xxzs
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:35 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:36 PM (jvJvP)
Particularly to math nerds.
Posted by: JackStraw
"Looks like the overland route then men, pack accordingly."
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:32 PM (vJiyU)
But will be open much more in the future due to climate change - eventually permanently...in the next 50 years..maybe
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 17, 2024 10:36 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
Well there is a word! I will have to tell J I am ever so slightly steatopygic. Steatopygicita, if you will. The ever so slightly a little kind of counters the “a lot” inherent in the definition, but maybe I am over thinking it.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:37 PM (pZEOD)
I'm sure they don't have a bar of gold next to them, though, that they try to use first when waking up.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at May 17, 2024 10:37 PM (w6EFb)
A funny bit from "Enterprise" was when Lt. Reed invented this "tactical alert", a way to keep all weapons and defense systems online with a single order from the captain.
They called it a "Reed alert" informally. There's a scene where they're all deciding what they should call this Reed Alert. There's red lights flashing and the "whoop" sound going off. What should we call it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:38 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: a dude in MI
Gosh, al gore said it was or was going to be gone in 2014.
Was I lied to?
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:39 PM (vJiyU)
I don't know if I or my son brought it up first. But I have moved past Audit the Fed to End the Fed.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 10:35 PM (S5+ge)
***
I knew it was too late when Mrs D found The Economist magazines hidden under his mattress.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
Pretty good.
So, what is the one true religion?
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:36 PM (jvJvP)
There can only be one...
Posted by: Highlander at May 17, 2024 10:40 PM (ynpvh)
>>Very impressive...
Tom Baker encapsulates the essential essence of what Dr. Who is, Eccleston began the revival, Tennant combined the best of the old and the new, Matt was damn good and Peter Capaldi began the descent into wankerhood.
Now Who is just a rotted corpse that is just being bent over and rogered for every last penny that can be wrung out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
Well there is a word! I will have to tell J I am ever so slightly steatopygic. Steatopygicita, if you will. The ever so slightly a little kind of counters the “a lot” inherent in the definition, but maybe I am over thinking it.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:37 PM (pZEOD)
There's always Callipygian.
Posted by: Highlander at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: a dude in MI
Gosh, al gore said it was or was going to be gone in 2014.
Was I lied to?
Posted by: Some Rat
I'm still waiting for 'The Coming Ice Age' demanded by Time and Newsweak magazines during the 70's.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (tJgAD)
Stand Your Ground!
I stop watching a movie if, for example, the number of rivets on the fuselage of a CGI B-17 is off by one.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (5fDan)
Yeah, the weak Western media is openly weeping about the living conditions of the poor pitiful Arab dears under assault by the big bad Jews in Rafah and Jabalya. "Reee, reee, reee," these little piggies cry. "But there is no food, and the water is bad, and the squalor is everywhere and did we mention reeeeeee?!"
As one of the few Americans to ever visit Gaza (and specifically the garden spot in Jabalya), I can tell you this: I went there during the only period of peace with Israel, and when PLO ran Gaza instead of Hamas. About 25 years ago, when Gaza was as good as it's ever been.
All of that horrible stuff they're whining about was true then, and a quarter-century later I can still smell that shithole if I close my eyes and concentrate. Destroying Gaza doesn't mean much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (0FoWg)
This seems almost quaint in comparison to what we have going on now.
Posted by: Piper
They're just not freaks anymore.
https://tinyurl.com/3rbafpya
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:42 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Piper
"Slightly steatopygian" would be callipygian.
You can compare yourself to the original:
https://tinyurl.com/mrybvtvh
Wikipedia link, but still kind of nsfw.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 10:42 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Highlander
Walk like a Callipygian. . .
"Nah, needs more work."
-- The Bangles
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 10:43 PM (tJgAD)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 10:43 PM (LkLld)
Yeah, the weak Western media is openly weeping about the living conditions of the poor pitiful Arab dears under assault by the big bad Jews in Rafah and Jabalya. "Reee, reee, reee," these little piggies cry. "But there is no food, and the water is bad, and the squalor is everywhere and did we mention reeeeeee?!"
As one of the few Americans to ever visit Gaza (and specifically the garden spot in Jabalya), I can tell you this: I went there during the only period of peace with Israel, and when PLO ran Gaza instead of Hamas. About 25 years ago, when Gaza was as good as it's ever been.
All of that horrible stuff they're whining about was true then, and a quarter-century later I can still smell that shithole if I close my eyes and concentrate. Destroying Gaza doesn't mean much.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (0FoWg)
I bet they wouldn't know what a latrine is unless you showed 'em!
Posted by: Zombie General George S. Patton at May 17, 2024 10:44 PM (5fDan)
I was the kid in the booster seat dealing with clearly incompetent parents. I kept them legal and kept them out of jail and you would think they would be grateful but no.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 10:44 PM (RIvkX)
I'm driving my god-daughter's family, black Jamaican...I', mentioning that for my future social credit score before we execute all these bastards...back home from an event.
Me, two adults and the great loves of my life in the car.
Father Al directs me down a backroad outside Toronto. I'm driving. Something appears in the road. I'm driving 6 of the most beautiful people in my life. I'M NOT SWERVING THE CAR FOR AN ANIMAL!
There's a clunk sound under the car. Crap. I feel bad.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Now let's compare the American poverty rates in 1965 with those of today.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:45 PM (vJiyU)
Here's that clip:
https://tinyurl.com/pw2xxzs
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Nothing to do with the conversation but Way of the Warrior (I think it was a two parter, anyway, it's the one where Worf joins the crew, and the Klingon empire tries to capture the station) is notable for being the episode where Star Trek fully transitioned from models to CGI for the starship sequences.
Posted by: Methos at May 17, 2024 10:46 PM (Dnobf)
I'm driving my god-daughter's family, black Jamaican...I', mentioning that for my future social credit score before we execute all these bastards...back home from an event.
Me, two adults and the great loves of my life in the car.
Father Al directs me down a backroad outside Toronto. I'm driving. Something appears in the road. I'm driving 6 of the most beautiful people in my life. I'M NOT SWERVING THE CAR FOR AN ANIMAL!
There's a clunk sound under the car. Crap. I feel bad.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:44 PM (jvJvP)
Depends on the animal. A horse or large moose would do some damage.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Steatopygia on Display at May 17, 2024 10:47 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: She Hobbit
It makes quite an impression when viewed upsidedown and mirrored as well.
https://x.com/LeilaniDowding/status/
1790989974558425240
I spaced the link cause I don't want to break the blog.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 10:47 PM (S5+ge)
Compare and contrast with today's "Rings of Power" or "Doctor Who" where cutting every single frame would improve the product exponentially.
RIP Roger Corman. Your like shall not be seen again upon this realm, and those of us who love movies are the poorer for your leaving us.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 10:48 PM (CHHv1)
Here's that clip:
https://tinyurl.com/pw2xxzs
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Nothing to do with the conversation but Way of the Warrior (I think it was a two parter, anyway, it's the one where Worf joins the crew, and the Klingon empire tries to capture the station) is notable for being the episode where Star Trek fully transitioned from models to CGI for the starship sequences.
Posted by: Methos at May 17, 2024 10:46 PM (Dnobf)
Worf was a TERRIBLE security officer; so many things got by him on TNG.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:48 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 10:49 PM (Y6IkP)
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Someone should let the folks at Lucasfilm in on this one weird trick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:49 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 10:49 PM (Y6IkP)
Be Ginger down there...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:50 PM (ynpvh)
One of the funniest episodes of the whole thing was a Voyager episode, last season, where Seven of Nine has to "host" the Doctor internally. Some premise where they're captured by aliens who outlaw holograms.
So, Seven has to save the doctor by transferring his program to her Borg brain circuits. The doctor then takes her over.
He's never experienced human senses before, and goes wild. Jeri Ryan did an hilarious job of channeling the Doctor's character. Here's a clip of that:
https://tinyurl.com/yqnbuykz
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:50 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Neil Breen is waiting in the wings.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:50 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:50 PM (rn0e0)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
That's a brilliant synopsis of Who. Exactly right.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 10:51 PM (S6gqv)
A few minutes later, something else pops out in tne road!
Six passengers. Loves of my life. Something got hit.
I'm feeling like crap now. Also incredulous. What the hell just happened?
And something else jumps out in the middle of the road. 3 adults in the car. 4 children. Easy decision...
Another clunck under the wheels. Felt like crap.
Three dead, Family delivered home safe,
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 10:51 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (tJgAD)
Doesnt that have a better chance than the ice caps melting away?
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 17, 2024 10:51 PM (+I6Y/)
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Someone should let the folks at Lucasfilm in on this one weird trick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:49 PM (+o2mc)
Eh, go back to Harryhausen's claymation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 10:51 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Because he wasn't so much "a character" as "a plot device." He existed to show how badass the bad guys were, by having them one-shot the mighty Klingon warrior.
TVTropes even named that trope for him:
https://tinyurl.com/bdcswhae
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 10:53 PM (DgGvY)
Roger Corman made a number of well-loved, well-made and influential films.
Neil Breen is the Joe Biden of movie-making. Incompetent, incontinent, and incomprehensible.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 10:53 PM (CHHv1)
In that same episode, there's this:
https://tinyurl.com/2632usmt
Start at 0:48 in. Seven is pissed at the Doctor for indulging in her body. I won't spoil it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
The Earth has an anus, and it's on the Arabian Peninsula right at Mecca.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2QA3G)
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Someone should let the folks at Lucasfilm in on this one weird trick.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 10:49 PM (+o2mc)
Eh, go back to Harryhausen's claymation.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Or they can sell individual frames that have artistic merit. I haven't looked at either, so I don't know whether there are many.
At least that way we don't care about story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dispassionately at May 17, 2024 10:55 PM (+fpDY)
lol, nice try, might work, maybe something about the unpleasantness of the early 1860s.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 10:55 PM (S5+ge)
@jsolomonReports
Donald Trump jokes Biden will be 'jacked up' on drugs for presidential debates
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 10:55 PM (LkLld)
IMPOSSIBLE ... The Arctic has been ice free since 2008, as Prophet Gore Foretold.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: John Devon Roland Pertwee at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (JZwYQ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: LenNeal at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: mindful webworker - dispassionately at May 17, 2024 10:55 PM (+fpDY)
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The blog thanks you for your commitment to the cause.
Posted by: The AoSHQ Comment Propriety Review Referee at May 17, 2024 10:57 PM (+o2mc)
Roger Corman made a number of well-loved, well-made and influential films.
Neil Breen is the Joe Biden of movie-making. Incompetent, incontinent, and incomprehensible.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 10:53 PM (CHHv1)
Roger Corman also had a habit of featuring breasts in his film. In one, he had a spaceship with a woman's personality and breasts on the front of the ship. Good, clean fun.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Livia Drusilla at May 17, 2024 10:57 PM (zbGp6)
Neil Breen is the Joe Biden of movie-making. Incompetent, incontinent, and incomprehensible.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Heh, it was a joke Beck', just having some fun.
By the way, pretty apt description of Neil....
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 10:58 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 202
Sumo squat 853.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10:58 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (RIvkX)
You have no idea ...
Try it in the winter.
Posted by: browndog knows the 401 // 405 /407 and The Gardiner well at May 17, 2024 10:58 PM (TTAGa)
So was M. Emmet Walsh, who also died recently.
Both lived to great old ages & received many honors.
Posted by: mnw at May 17, 2024 10:59 PM (NLIak)
It's a hugely enjoyable movie. Roger thought so as well, as the ships, effects and score turned up in a bunch of other films.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 10:59 PM (CHHv1)
And thanks to that movie, for years all of my friends and I would yell "50 points!" Whenever we saw an old lady standing near the road.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 11:00 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: JackStraw
Gonna be a pretty small pot after EVERY horde member takes their cut.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 11:00 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 11:00 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: TRex at May 17, 2024 11:00 PM (IQ6Gq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2QA3G
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You haven't been to Camden?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 11:01 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 2024 10:56 PM (XMwZJ)
It's in the eye of the beholder.
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho
https://youtu.be/Iyird7QyhGU
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:01 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 11:02 PM (jvJvP)
Quote:
"I think it failed for two reasons. One: the audience at that time, the early sixties, simply didn’t want to see a picture about racial integration. Two: it was more of a lecture. From that moment on I thought my films should be entertainment on the surface and I should deliver any theme or idea or concept beneath the surface."
Corman admits he did design his movies to have a political subtext, which flies in the face of his image as being driven purely by audience satisfaction and capitalist profit.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 17, 2024 11:02 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 17, 202
Sumo squat 853.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 10
Or maybe that is where steatopygia ends and callipygia begins.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:02 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
Somewhere between GREENLAND and G R E E N L A N D.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 11:03 PM (DgGvY)
Sorry if I seemed biting. Roger Corman has had a huge influence on the world of movies. Breen has had a huge influence on Red Letter Media.
We're all friends here. Here's my hand! (Ignore the buzzer.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 11:03 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2024 11:00 PM (S6gqv)
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Wheelchairs are double.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 11:03 PM (RIvkX)
"I accept ALL of the conditions which Team Biden has imposed on the debates-- Jake Tapper & all the rest of it... so long as RFK, Jr. is included."
Posted by: mnw at May 17, 2024 11:03 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: LenNeal
LoL! You didn't check with your furry overlord before you left? Shameful!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2024 11:03 PM (iNUL3)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent
Sumo squat 853.
Posted by: Piper
Or maybe that is where steatopygia ends and callipygia begins.
Posted by: Piper
Whoa.
Posted by: Neo at May 17, 2024 11:04 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2QA3G
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That makes the yoga pants roughly geographically accurate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 11:04 PM (+o2mc)
https://tinyurl.com/2632usmt
Start at 0:48 in. Seven is pissed at the Doctor for indulging in her body. I won't spoil it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (w6EFb)
This reminds me of one of my eternal incontrovertible truths:
Jack Ryan is the dumbest sentient or non-sentient organism in every universe.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 11:04 PM (Y6IkP)
Biden is the most unpopular president in modern polling history, including Trump, and Trump is a world class troll. Biden has to a lot more than not fuck up in the debate. He has to justify his dog shit record.
Not sure even the immortal Jake Tapper can make that happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:05 PM (LkLld)
Now Who is just a rotted corpse that is just being bent over and rogered for every last penny that can be wrung out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
I've seen a few of the earlier versions ...
I never got the Dr. Who craze. I had the same experience The Prisoner as well.
Now, The Avengers ... well that was different. Thinks of Emma Peel ...
*** rowwrrrr ***
Posted by: browndog has visions at May 17, 2024 11:05 PM (TTAGa)
"You became sexually aroused in my body!"
And the look on The Doctor's face at that. That was one of the all-time funniest scenes of the whole thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 11:06 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2QA3G
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You haven't been to Camden?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
(slinks away before anybody notices)
Posted by: Baltimore at May 17, 2024 11:06 PM (iNUL3)
https://tinyurl.com/23jvmm8v
I'm not sure how to take this: ran into wildlife, didn't run into wildlife, are yourself wildlife, better week than the strange creatures on stage?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:06 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 11:06 PM (W/lyH)
Now Who is just a rotted corpse that is just being bent over and rogered for every last penny that can be wrung out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:40 PM (XV/Pl)
I've seen a few of the earlier versions ...
I never got the Dr. Who craze. I had the same experience The Prisoner as well.
Now, The Avengers ... well that was different. Thinks of Emma Peel ...
*** rowwrrrr ***
Posted by: browndog has visions at May 17, 2024 11:05 PM (TTAGa)
There was meme where the male cast members of the Avengers (Marvel) were looking at Scarlet Johannson's ass with a caption: "Assguardians"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:07 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:07 PM (pZEOD)
His Poe films are also great.
Kind of mirrors James Cameron. "The Terminator" is great, everything after that is feminism on parade.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 11:07 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 10:54 PM (2QA3G
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You haven't been to Camden?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
(slinks away before anybody notices)
Posted by: Baltimore at May 17, 2024 11:06 PM (iNUL3)
The earth apparently has more than one ano.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
Yes
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:09 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:09 PM (S5+ge)
'Penny'' from ''Lost in Space,'
Girl had it going on from my 8 year old perspective.. My Mother was a nun, so I saw 'Sound of Music' more, than most of you.
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 11:09 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:07 PM (pZEOD)
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Make sure she goes full extension on the squats!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 11:09 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
You haven't been to Camden?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
(slinks away before anybody notices)
Posted by: Baltimore
The earth apparently has more than one ano.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
More than the usual number of armpits, as well.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: LenNeal
It may be apocryphal but Corman and his DP.
"How many takes to get it perfect?"
"Five, six, maybe more."
"How many for OK?
"Three or so."
"How many to get it on film?"
"One."
"Go with that."
Posted by: Some Rat at May 17, 2024 11:10 PM (vJiyU)
Yes
Well, that clears that up! Thank you
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:11 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
You haven't been to Camden?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
(slinks away before anybody notices)
Posted by: Baltimore
The earth apparently has more than one ano.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
More than the usual number of armpits, as well.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
Troy, NY enters the conversation ...
Posted by: browndog hates the Capitol District at May 17, 2024 11:12 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 11:12 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
You haven't been to Camden?
Posted by: San Franpsycho
(slinks away before anybody notices)
Posted by: Baltimore
The earth apparently has more than one ano.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
More than the usual number of armpits, as well.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 11:10 PM (DgGvY)
I guess Gaia needs the Lume.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:13 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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A tome?
Posted by: Ciampino - Shelve those books. Use non-Ace ones. at May 17, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Make sure she goes full extension on the squats!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17
Just so long as the hips don’t go forward at the top! Your lower back would find doing so no bueno.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:14 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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A tome?
Posted by: Ciampino - Shelve those books. Use non-Ace ones. at May 17, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
I'd have to fish some scales to find out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 11:04 PM (Y6I
I've been gone a while but don't amazing breasts mean anything around here anymore?
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 11:15 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 17, 2024 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)
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A tome?
Posted by: Ciampino - Shelve those books. Use non-Ace ones. at May 17, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
I'd have to fish some scales to find out.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:14 PM (ynpvh)
You guys gonna let that comment just flounder around?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Sure wish the LIS blue-ray set would go on sale, but--
Good night folks. Not sure who else is terrified by the upcoming [SNIP] but that's life I guess.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2024 11:16 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: MartynW at May 17, 2024 11:16 PM (sHP7b)
Posted by: Piper
The class going sideways, or do you worry about her seams giving way?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 11:17 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 11:15 PM (jvJvP)
Why did you change what I wrote?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 11:17 PM (Y6IkP)
You guys gonna let that comment just flounder around?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at
You are not reeling me in with fish puns, Jim. I am going to read and then bed.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:17 PM (pZEOD)
Posted by: browndog hates the Capitol District at May 17, 2024 11:12 PM (TTAGa)
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If we're getting that granular, add Buffalo, Erie, Utica, Rochester, Binghamton onto the pile.
Syracuse is ok.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - creatively at May 17, 2024 11:18 PM (+fpDY)
He said, Jack, her ex-husband.... that's how Obama got elected to the Senate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 17, 2024 11:19 PM (lCaJd)
I was 12. Things happened watching that show...
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 11:20 PM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Chuck at May 17, 2024 11:21 PM (QKD5H)
I'm not sure what unidentified thing should terrify me, but...it reminds me of the meme early in COVID "I didn't survive drinking everclear in high school to be taken out by a virus named after a beer."
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:21 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 11:19 PM (w6EFb)
Eggs-xactly.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 11:21 PM (Y6IkP)
Sideways. Weekends are busy, being on the mic with a large group is intimidating and having to run around the studio correcting form while staying on beat, on choreo and on time can be a lot at first. She is fit as heck, no seams will be under pressure. 😀
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:21 PM (pZEOD)
I'm not sure what unidentified thing should terrify me, but...it reminds me of the meme early in COVID "I didn't survive drinking everclear in high school to be taken out by a virus named after a beer."
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
In his case, it might be Robert the Cat.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 11:22 PM (VNX3d)
Syracuse is ok.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 11:18 PM (RIvkX)
*** squinty eyes ***
Hmmm...
Syracuse ... ahead of Buffalo and Rochester - no.
In line with Binghamton, Utica and Erie ... sure. I'll give you that.
But on any number of levels Buffalo and Rochester outshine (see what I did there) Syracuse.
And I've lived / worked / played all over the I-90 NYS corridor.
Posted by: browndog knows WNY and Central NY, not to mention The North Country at May 17, 2024 11:24 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:21 PM (pZEOD)
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Go on...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 11:24 PM (+o2mc)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:25 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Piper
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Peeks in. Looks lije it may get a bit cutthroat here this evening.
Thanks for the ONT, WD.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2024 11:25 PM (41CYW)
I've always found it amusing that people think they understand things like how the climate works when most can't even figure out human nature. A small percent of the population thinks they will enslave the rest of us when that has been tried many times throughout history and always fails. But this time they will get it right.
I like people who highlight how absurd we are.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:27 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 11:17 PM (Y6IkP)
Sorry. Tablet, we were flooded. My computer is on a bar for several more weeks. The house is a complete mess and I've been jokingly telling people I'm thinking of taking up day drinking
And I'm having beers now, That's probably the error. Sorry.
The goal was 1000 posts, I'm going to watch stupid crap. Try to keep thongs going.
And have a happy week!
Posted by: Stateless at May 17, 2024 11:28 PM (jvJvP)
You guys gonna let that comment just flounder around?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at
You are not reeling me in with fish puns, Jim. I am going to read and then bed.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 11:17 PM (pZEOD)
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Honestly this plaice seems hooked on fish puns.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun at May 17, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
And I'm having beers now, That's probably the error. Sorry.
The goal was 1000 posts, I'm going to watch stupid crap. Try to keep thongs going.
And have a happy week!
Posted by: Stateless
Shouldn't you get the computer off the bar before the tide some in? Some silly guppy may start posting as you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 11:30 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: browndog
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If we're getting that granular, add Buffalo, Erie, Utica, Rochester, Binghamton onto the pile.
Syracuse is ok.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Geeze guys - Newburgh anyone?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 17, 2024 11:30 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 11:31 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #01 at May 17, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
Here's a couple of clips from the end of Picard (I think I'm actually going to watch this), when an aging Tuvok informs Seven she's being made Captain of the Enterprise:
https://tinyurl.com/24tn7vse
The voice over is Riker. The ending of this "Picard" had a big "Bad is getting back together" moment.
And the clip where Seven takes the Chair of the Enterprise for the first time. The "punk" there is Picard's son, with Dr. Crusher. Unlike Wesley, he had some testosterone:
https://tinyurl.com/23rjgwx7
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 11:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tonypete
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Read that in the Hello....Newman voice.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2024 11:36 PM (41CYW)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 11:37 PM (RIvkX)
I've always found it amusing that people think they understand things like how the climate works when most can't even figure out human nature. A small percent of the population thinks they will enslave the rest of us when that has been tried many times throughout history and always fails. But this time they will get it right.
I like people who highlight how absurd we are.
Probably having this perspective is how you maintain your optimistic outlook.
I recently had a conversation with my brother who was explaining how tptb were going to control everything. My counter position was that things don't go to plan.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:37 PM (S5+ge)
https://mol.im/a/13430535
Hey, she's part of that garbage.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #02 at May 17, 2024 11:37 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #03 at May 17, 2024 11:38 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13431787
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #04 at May 17, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2024 11:40 PM (1zxQh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:41 PM (S5+ge)
Speaking of how climate works, I was laughing. They've found those huge solar panel farms have a much larger heat island effect than they thought. Indeed, much greater. Some naive models thought they might lower the local temperature, based on pumping solar energy out.
Just the opposite. Even higher heat island effect than the normal urban heat island effect.
Most prounced relative to surrounding land increase of local *night temperatures*.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 17, 2024 11:42 PM (w6EFb)
https://mol.im/a/13430301
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #05 at May 17, 2024 11:42 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: TeeJ at May 17, 2024 11:42 PM (xZpzx)
https://mol.im/a/13431787
And all his jerseys have sold out.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:43 PM (S5+ge)
Posted by: raimondo at May 17, 2024 11:44 PM (S+qI5)
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did they not know who they were inviting? this sounds like piling on
Posted by: Don Black at May 17, 2024 11:44 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2024 11:44 PM (41CYW)
1. Best Meme ONT, ever. Especially the 1st pic. Frameable, that.
2. Spent the day at the NRA Annual Meeting exhibits in Dallas, today. Drove up yesterday, THROUGH that weather you read about in the Headlines of Houston. No, I was not one of the four killed in the storm.
3. Walking an entire NRAAM exhibit in one day, is painful. Few hundred thousand square feet of concrete, and I'm feeling every step. But, made some splendid contacts, and will be following up, soon.
4. Driving back tomorrow. I'll set the car on Cruise, and take a nice, cozy nap.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. Cheers, and Hasta la Nite Nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2024 11:45 PM (Aw5RY)
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #06 at May 17, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13431787
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #04 at May 17, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
This crap of running for DEI cover ASAP on anything that creates blowback from the Usual Suspects is due to the Internet and its bastard child, Social Media. I wish we could put those genies back in the bottle. I have no idea how to do so.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 11:46 PM (5fDan)
https://mol.im/a/13430257
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #07 at May 17, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: raimondo
Wow. All the commies have left is slut-shaming?
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 11:47 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:47 PM (S5+ge)
https://tinyurl.com/4vyh9dvu
Posted by: Ciampino
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Thinking more Hunger Games. The Reaping Flow.
Posted by: scampydog at May 17, 2024 11:49 PM (41CYW)
The first time I was being tailgated by some hippie types. They in turn had a big 18 wheeler right behind them. The little guy popped right into the middle of the road, and I swear he smiled.
I didn’t flinch or turn or swerve. I knew the hippies would, and looking in the rear view mirror, they very nearly got waxed. I’m convinced squirrels do this for entertainment
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 11:49 PM (z+vDc)
https://mol.im/a/13430443
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #08 at May 17, 2024 11:49 PM (qfLjt)
Hopefully correct, BUT they now have Google and WEF and all the globalists with so much power. If EVER there was a chance for "total control", the system is being built to enable it. China tracks everyone, our CIA wants to follow that example.
In the end there may be great death and destruction, but imo, only a "higher power" will stop the evil and principalities that oppose our Liberty.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2024 11:49 PM (Cus5s)
https://mol.im/a/13431787
And all his jerseys have sold out.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 17, 2024 11:43 PM (S5+ge)
The only reason the Chiefs didn't cut him two days ago is because he's the best kicker in the League.
Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 11:50 PM (5fDan)
I get accused all the time of being an optimist but I really don't see myself that way.
The world has been in darker places many time and what saves us everytime is not armies or politicians it's human nature. People really don't like living as slaves.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 11:50 PM (LkLld)
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 17, 2024 11:50 PM (CjgNg)
Jim SND, I guess this means you aren't a ghost in the convention? Nor one in the machine while driving back home?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 11:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: GWB at May 17, 2024 11:51 PM (1zxQh)
Fits our StarTrek theme. What would you call this haircut?
https://tinyurl.com/4vyh9dvu
Posted by: Ciampino
If it were on the top of the head I'd say Centauri.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 11:53 PM (63Dwl)
Just went looking for a video we watched recently - didn't find it, but, wow! are there a lot of results searching YooToob on "Smart people so dumb"!
https://youtu.be/5Peima-Uw7w
Posted by: mindful webworker - parentally at May 17, 2024 11:55 PM (aVAb0)
The last we were side-by-side, somebody stepped on my tongue!
https://youtu.be/ZZpC562HVM4
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 17, 2024 11:55 PM (VNX3d)
2nd best. The best sings opera.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 17, 2024 11:56 PM (NGHju)
-Harrison Butker
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 17, 2024 11:57 PM (RIvkX)
And as far as MTG and Ocasio-Cortez, I had no idea what the spat involved, but I am so glad that Ocasio-Cotez can inform me that fake eyelashes are a race. I never knew that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 11:57 PM (XkYcA)
https://tinyurl.com/4vyh9dvu
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #06 at May 17, 2024 11:45 PM (qfLjt)
Condom?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 17, 2024 11:57 PM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/4vyh9dvu
The Ferengi cut?
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #09 at May 17, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
https://mol.im/a/13431787
Posted by: Ciampino
So, the founders of a Catholic school have problems with a Catholic speaker saying Catholic things. Sure. Why not? That seems to be online with Krazy Malignant Klown World.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 17, 2024 11:59 PM (cPl+1)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 18, 2024 12:00 AM (XMwZJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:01 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (15g9l)
I hunt to eat whitetail; I step out on my brother's deck and blast a tasty whitetail and have steaks that evening on the fire for the $1.50 price of one cartridge.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (3hI7Q)
Posted by: Nehemiah Scudder at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (QuzhU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:01 AM (XkYcA)
"Thou must make me a sandwich"--Bishop
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:03 AM (S5+ge)
I cried the rest of the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (15g9l)
Oh, if they ever infest your house you'll be crying...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:03 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Puddleglum
The nuns running the college hated it, just like the Pope hates traditional Catholics. They have forgotten.
John 15:19
If you were of the world, the world would love its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, because of this the world hates you.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:03 AM (VNX3d)
So winning and money mean more than DEI?
How 'bout that?
His jersey including the women's version is now one of the best sellers in the NFL. The women's version sold out earlier today.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 12:04 AM (LkLld)
I cried the rest of the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched
A squirrel ran out in front of me once and I felt the hit. When I looked in the rear view mirror, I saw him crawling off of the roadway dragging his hind legs.
The most pathetic thing I have ever seen and I worked in a psych department for a time so I know what I am talking about.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 12:04 AM (WXNFJ)
I cried the rest of the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (15g9l)
What did you hit it with? 9mm, .45, or a Ma Deuce?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:05 AM (VNX3d)
https://mol.im/a/13431601
So US troops are protecting this pier used for bringing aid to Gaza. Who is it being protected from? Hamas?
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #10 at May 18, 2024 12:05 AM (qfLjt)
Reading a newspaper from February of 1865 on how Illinois voted on the 13th Amendment; in the Illinois house, every Dem voted against it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (3hI7Q)
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His venison must taste better?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (cPl+1)
What's the point? Why kill a beautiful animal like a giraffe just to stuff it and put it in your home?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (E/NfX)
"You aren't coming out here for the hunting, are you?"
Posted by: The Lion at May 18, 2024 12:07 AM (QuzhU)
Posted by: Puddleglum
I'm a devout Catholic, so the Pope can say whatever he wants. It's probably heresy anyway and will make no difference in my walk as a Christian.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 18, 2024 12:08 AM (WXNFJ)
"You aren't coming out here for the hunting, are you?"
Posted by: The Lion at May 18, 2024 12:07 AM (QuzhU)
LOL, I know that puchline.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
285 I hit a squirrel once.
I cried the rest of the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (15g9l)
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Sad
https://tinyurl.com/2s3zb67e
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2024 12:08 AM (+o2mc)
https://youtu.be/CJmCQs877dQ
G'nite y'all.
Posted by: mindful webworker - counting on you at May 18, 2024 12:09 AM (aVAb0)
Posted by: raimondo
Raimondo has a sense of humor, who knew?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:09 AM (S5+ge)
What's the point? Why kill a beautiful animal like a giraffe just to stuff it and put it in your home?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (E/NfX)
Well, if he ate Giraffe burgers for a month I'd say I'm okay with it; don't waste the meat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:10 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:10 AM (VNX3d)
https://mol.im/a/13430945
See just for this I want Gaza razed biblically.
Hearing that fool student saying the rapes didn't happen ....! She obviously didn't watch any Internet media in October or she would have seen that pickup with Shani's broken body in it.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #12 at May 18, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)
285 I hit a squirrel once.
I cried the rest of the way home.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (15g9l)
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Sad
https://tinyurl.com/2s3zb67e
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2024 12:08 AM (+o2mc)
It it wrong that I laughed at that?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Unpopular take: I don't care what a football player has to say about anything other than football. Shut up and play.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:12 AM (lCaJd)
Less of an accusation, more of a complimentary observation.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:14 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: raimondo
Raimondo has a sense of humor, who knew?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:09 AM (S5+ge)
AOC buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can't tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, "The blonde horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
What is this football of which you speak?
There used to be an entertaining game with that name, but it got boring a couple decades ago.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:14 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:15 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:15 AM (S5+ge)
It had all kinds of big game trophies. Big cats, a giraffe and an antelope.
I could imagine a giraffe head on the wall. The neck stretching from wall to wall.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:10 AM (XkYcA)
Maybe accusing each other of being Ihlan Omar's husband...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 18, 2024 12:17 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 12:15 AM
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You must have really hated that giraffe.
Posted by: Arthur Bach at May 18, 2024 12:17 AM (+o2mc)
*Momentarily excusing that leggings aren't pants*
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ftFVW)
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I fear the YouTube algorithm is becoming psychic (or the Horde mind is becoming stronger). First, it's lately been recommending videos debunking flat-earther posts, and then today I was scrolling through shorts, and it threw out one titled "The great Leggings as Pants debate of 2009".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2024 12:17 AM (F4bAW)
I don't understand trophy hunting.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Same. I'm not a fan of Don, Jr. with his dead lions and elephants and whatnots.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:17 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie)
BREAKING: President Biden's campaign has just now rejected two additional debates that former President Trump's campaign said it had agreed to. One was a proposal for a presidential debate hosted by NBC News and Telemundo. The other was for a vice presidential debate hosted by Fox News at Virginia State University, a historically Black college.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 18, 2024 12:18 AM (ZdexC)
We may not get to 1000.
Hey, and as a moron, I'll proudly admit I'm on xth beer.
But, so cats!
I'm not a cat person, but our wonderful, beautiful, anti-vax, home-schooling killed their dictator neighbours have cats.
I've taken care of their cats. I'm several beers in, so short story, the cats come across the street to greet me. Starry stayed with me a few times while I was doing grip work in the garage. Twilight saw me picking up after the dog and came across the street to be pet.
And yesterday, Trumpy..follows me across the street, into the garage, into the house. Our dog Ralphy never barked at him, I held them apart. Trumpy not scared.
I'm getting so much cat love.....which they're not supposed to give...that I'm knid of a cat person now, Only for 4. Well, 13, there were babies...
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:18 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (E/NfX)
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You wouldn't understand.
Posted by: Kevin Cuthbertson-Klein from Greenwich at May 18, 2024 12:18 AM (RIvkX)
*Momentarily excusing that leggings aren't pants*
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 17, 2024 10:09 PM (ftFVW)
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I fear the YouTube algorithm is becoming psychic (or the Horde mind is becoming stronger). First, it's lately been recommending videos debunking flat-earther posts, and then today I was scrolling through shorts, and it threw out one titled "The great Leggings as Pants debate of 2009".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 18, 2024 12:17 AM (F4bAW)
ABC knows what you do on your computer...and when you talk on your cellphone...and when you text...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:19 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:17 AM (lCaJd)
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Did you know Steven Spielberg killed a defenseless triceratops?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 18, 2024 12:19 AM (+o2mc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:19 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (E/NfX)
The thrill of the hunt. Being alone and with nature. And the possibility of maybe...just maybe...bagging that Oscar.
Posted by: Robert at May 18, 2024 12:19 AM (u7Isf)
I don't care about sportsmovies!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 12:22 AM (LkLld)
What is this football of which you speak?
There used to be an entertaining game with that name, but it got boring a couple decades ago.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Plus that! I used to go to the movies once a week. There were always plenty to choose from.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:22 AM (lCaJd)
I don't care about sportsmovies!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 12:22 AM (LkLld)
He made up for it by killing off a lawyer on a toilet.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 10:05 PM (CsUN+)
the mauser tank gun was fun. I doubt I could stand that recoil much
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:23 AM (D7oie)
Unpopular take: I don't care what a football player has to say about anything other than football. Shut up and play.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:12 AM (lCaJd)
If he'd yelled at the Catholic school graduates, "From The River To The Sea!" he'd have been on all the network morning shows and late night shows by now, to be hailed and congratulated. The NFL would have issued a statement saying the League deeply respects the right of free speech of its players.
Posted by: Gref at May 18, 2024 12:23 AM (5fDan)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:23 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:23 AM (S5+ge)
Seriously, I once went into the backyard, opened the gate, called out, and three cats just came out running towards me. It was cool. And kind of horror movie creepy!
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:24 AM (jvJvP)
https://tinyurl.com/22sx3dmx
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #13 at May 18, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
The Theory Of Stupidity (by Dietrich Bonhoeffer)
https://youtu.be/BGTyHPhw7oE
Okay, g'nite for real this time y'all.
💤
Posted by: mindful webworker - intellectually at May 18, 2024 12:27 AM (aVAb0)
https://tinyurl.com/22sx3dmx
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #13 at May 18, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)
Are they still Jordanian nationals if they're dead?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:27 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (duGUV)
Crap, I tried to explain it to my Dad
He also thought mortgage backed securities were a certain thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:28 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 10:18 PM (duGUV)
Crap, I tried to explain it to my Dad
He also thought mortgage backed securities were a certain thing.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:28 AM (D7oie)
Oh, they certainly ARE a thing, aren't they? ::: backing away slowly like the eskimos :::
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
I'm getting so much cat love.....which they're not supposed to give...that I'm knid of a cat person now, Only for 4. Well, 13, there were babies...
Posted by: Stateless
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Cat love story: Karl Lagerfeld (the guy with a white ponytail, a suit, and eternal sunglasses who designed for Chanel for years) never owned a pet and had no interest in animals. One day a friend of his on their way to the airport whizzed by his house and said "I'm going to be gone for six weeks, take care of my cat!"
"Wait! Stop! What are y -- take this thi--"
Six weeks later, friend comes back. "I'm here to pick up my cat."
"Oh no you're not."
The cat already had a custom designer silk bed and had become a seasoned traveler, because Lagerfeld wouldn't be without it for a day. Rumor had it that when Lagerfeld died, the cat got his fortune.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:29 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:31 AM (S5+ge)
_RedState
Posted by: Braenard at May 18, 2024 12:32 AM (WNmf2)
I care that he was allowed to speak. We are all speaking about it days later.
More speech. Can't stop the signal, Mal.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 12:33 AM (LkLld)
_RedState
Posted by: Braenard at May 18, 2024 12:32 AM (WNmf2)
Bury them like the Pharoahs.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:34 AM (ynpvh)
If he'd yelled at the Catholic school graduates, "From The River To The Sea!" he'd have been on all the network morning shows and late night shows by now, to be hailed and congratulated. The NFL would have issued a statement saying the League deeply respects the right of free speech of its players.
Posted by: Gref
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I know! And I don't gaf either way. Same for entertainers. We never care when 20-something Hollywood hotties hold forth on climate change, trans kids, illegal aliens, and I'm equally indifferent to the deep thoughts -- whether I agree or not -- of someone who can pick up a football and run fast. Or is he a passer? I don't even know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:35 AM (lCaJd)
T’was ever thus:
(During the Lincoln administration)
“Cameron’s corruption became so notorious that Pennsylvania Representative Thaddeus Stevens, asked whether there was anything Cameron would not steal, said, “I don’t think that he would steal a red hot stove.”
Cameron demanded Stevens retract this insult, and so Stevens said to Lincoln, “I believe I told you he would not steal a red hot stove. I will now take that back.”
And in the musical 1776 the Congressmen insult each other with one even saying to John Adams-"Will somebody shut that man up?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 18, 2024 12:36 AM (XkYcA)
I despise those well dressed rats.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 18, 2024 12:37 AM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 10:39 PM (W/lyH)
"Who taught you this? You didn't learn this from me, WHO!"
"Jesus Huerta de Soto and Saifedean Ammous!"
"Where do PhD's in economics get off on teaching MONEY theory, of all things? What makes you think Paul Volker is wrong?"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:39 AM (D7oie)
I'm getting so much cat love.....which they're not supposed to give...that I'm knid of a cat person now, Only for 4. Well, 13, there were babies...
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:18 AM (jvJvP)
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That was funny.
We took in 5 (a litter) but then 4 babies. Then we took in an expectant Mom and she had 6. Of course we already had quite a few .......!
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #14 at May 18, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)
https://youtu.be/BGTyHPhw7oE
Wow! This is very good.
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For now I must fight on my knees.
Good night grey box friends
Peace
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 18, 2024 12:40 AM (S5+ge)
Posted by: Highlander at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
can it play Entry of the Gladiators? I love that played on a callipygian1
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:41 AM (D7oie)
1) Cop should be laughed out of court, and be publicly ridiculed on the streets and by every media outlet in the nation.
2) We should really consider closing the border with whack-job Canada to all but commercial traffic.
What a bunch of loons.
Posted by: Philip at May 18, 2024 12:42 AM (fwIBJ)
Great story.
I took care of the first two cats when they were in the sunroom. And when my friends went away, I felt so bad for the cats, I'd go by twice a day, play with them, tire them out, tuna on Saturday.
Twilight eventually clawed through the screen and they became outdoor cats. Tney always remember the love I gave them. Theu come up to me, I pet them and they meow.
Damn it, I'm a cat person. But just for my brother's cat who came up to me while I was fixing the computer and was so friendly, he may as well have been a dog, Starry, Trumpy, Snowflake and Trumpy and the nine kittens. But that's it!!
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:42 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Highlander at May 17, 2024 10:41 PM (ynpvh)
can it play Entry of the Gladiators? I love that played on a callipygian1
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 12:41 AM (D7oie)
Dunno, but there's this:
https://youtu.be/IcDVzS6uRlg
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:43 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 12:12 AM (lCaJd)
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He wasn't playing at the time, he was the guest speaker.
No different than inviting a politician or a businessman as speaker.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #15 at May 18, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)
1) Cop should be laughed out of court, and be publicly ridiculed on the streets and by every media outlet in the nation.
2) We should really consider closing the border with whack-job Canada to all but commercial traffic.
What a bunch of loons.
Posted by: Philip at May 18, 2024 12:42 AM (fwIBJ)
Everytime that cop comes for a coffee, he should be charged $580...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Philip at May 18, 2024 12:42 AM (fwIBJ
I'm here in Canada.
There's nothing wrong with Canada that 25 million dead won't cure.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Gref
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I know! And I don't gaf either way. Same for entertainers. We never care when 20-something Hollywood hotties hold forth on climate change, trans kids, illegal aliens, and I'm equally indifferent to the deep thoughts -- whether I agree or not -- of someone who can pick up a football and run fast. Or is he a passer? I don't even know.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I guess the part I find funny about all this is that, with all the whackjobs screaming for his head, the women's jersey is sold out in the NFL shop, and both men's and women's are the top seller.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Philip at May 18, 2024 12:42 AM (fwIBJ
I'm here in Canada.
There's nothing wrong with Canada that 25 million dead won't cure.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (jvJvP)
That's a LOT of get well soon balloons...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Philip at May 18, 2024 12:42 AM (fwIBJ
I'm here in Canada.
There's nothing wrong with Canada that 25 million dead won't cure.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (jvJvP)
That's a LOT of get well soon balloons...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Well, Trudeau's government wants to help reach that goal....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:47 AM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 18, 2024 12:49 AM (VNX3d)
A show where conservatives =own the libs= is pozzed compared to a show where libs don't exist. There are zero liberals in all of LOTR, let's watch. There are zero liberals in Dune, let's watch.
I'm tired of being reactionary, never choosing how to frame it, and addressing my problems as a conquered nation addresses theirs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 18, 2024 12:52 AM (lhenN)
The thrill of the hunt. Being alone and with nature. And the possibility of maybe...just maybe...bagging that Oscar.
Posted by: Robert
Just don't shoot my grammy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 12:52 AM (63Dwl)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #16 at May 18, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
There are a lot less here than there used to be. They're still on our side.
At some point, there will be so many jab deaths that the mobs will get revenge. Entire bloodlines. People may find it unsavory to execute little kids because of what their family did.
I'll do that, it's not like the children of genocide are human.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 12:54 AM (jvJvP)
https://tinyurl.com/f6hc2myw
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #16 at May 18, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
U.S. District Judge Otis D. Wright II rejected ICE's argument that its agents could enter the private areas surrounding a home to knock on the door because mail carriers and delivery people routinely do so.
Oh goody. Can I now sue all those folks that come to my porch and ring my door bell (or knock on my door) trying to sell me stuff?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:59 AM (ynpvh)
He wasn't playing at the time, he was the guest speaker.
No different than inviting a politician or a businessman as speaker.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour
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I wouldn't mind a professional athlete or entertainer as a graduation speaker if they'd been at it for 30 years or so and had some insights from a long and successful career.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 01:02 AM (lCaJd)
https://mol.im/a/13431281
Maybe she was trying to get away from all the shit and stench?
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #18 at May 18, 2024 01:04 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh
I remember you!
And hope you're well.
California or Canada....choose your shithole!
Inflation is pretty high. Tension is high, i just want jab deaths to become an issue. But that destroys the country. I'm fine with that.
We've resisted the worst, I'm just waiting for a ton of jab deaths and vengeance...
On the plus side, we're not in Australia or New Zealand. I hope they fucking torture their leaders and bloodline, capturing it on tape and displaying it for 1000 years as we kill any other sociopaths.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:06 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Nehemiah Scudder at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (QuzhU)
Heinlein had already written a stand-alone book about a world wide religious dictatorship, and needed to shoe-horn it into his history.
He was a writer who got paid by word, he wasn't a prophet. He also was a bit shaky on economics and never understood black markets as far as I can tell.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 01:07 AM (D7oie)
I'm watching Trump in Wisconsin right now. He seems to be more lucid than he was in the 2016 campaign.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 01:08 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 18, 2024 01:08 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Nehemiah Scudder at May 18, 2024 12:02 AM (QuzhU)
Heinlein had already written a stand-alone book about a world wide religious dictatorship, and needed to shoe-horn it into his history.
He was a writer who got paid by word, he wasn't a prophet. He also was a bit shaky on economics and never understood black markets as far as I can tell.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 01:07 AM (D7oie)
Black Markets Matter!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:09 AM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/428typf3
Naples was dirty when I was a kid so this must be exceptionally dirty.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #19 at May 18, 2024 01:09 AM (qfLjt)
Yesterday was another special day; took kids out to eat, had a saki reserved for she who is absent...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:10 AM (ynpvh)
Listen to his speech. The reason the left is so angry is because he did a great job.
Age does not equal wisdom.
https://tinyurl.com/4mkywsmb
Posted by: JackStraw at May 18, 2024 01:11 AM (LkLld)
One of my little cats is dead asleep right next to the computer here. He's dreaming, apparently, and growling in his sleep. Just a slight little "roooorrrwwwrrr" from his throat as he's sleeping.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2024 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 12:29 AM (ynpvh)
Not. Anymore.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 18, 2024 01:14 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 01:15 AM (41CYW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:10 AM (ynpvh)
Dude. I'm so many beers in. Diet starts Sunday.
You're going to make me cry for you. If you're in the mood, tell us more..
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:15 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:10 AM (ynpvh)
Dude. I'm so many beers in. Diet starts Sunday.
You're going to make me cry for you. If you're in the mood, tell us more..
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:15 AM (jvJvP)
Not really. Miss her everyday. Don't think I'll ever not miss her.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:17 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:23 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2024 01:13 AM (w6EFb)
I never could have imagined loving cats like I do. Just the current 13. I'm not a cat person!!
Except the cats come across the street to greet me, Starry has stayed while I do grip exercises in the garage, Trumpy followed me into the house today...despite the dog Ralphy who was very good, never barked, held him back and cat and dog werw like 4 feet from each other with no drama.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:24 AM (jvJvP)
In Gaza 39.1% - 41.6% of marriages are cousin, marriages. It seems it has had a major effect on IQ according to his study.
61% of the 30-59-year-old male illegal immigrants - 75% are on welfare.
Posted by: 13times at May 18, 2024 01:24 AM (vzYad)
Posted by: scampydog at May 18, 2024 01:27 AM (41CYW)
Sorry. Again, Many beers.
But who do you miss tonight? I need more details.
I'm drinking but yeah, I want to listen...
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:28 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:31 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:17 AM (ynpvh)
Jim I have no words of solace except perhaps a mention that you are thought of warmly here. I am so sorry for you and can only just barely imagine the nightmare of it all.
Posted by: ... at May 18, 2024 01:36 AM (lX8VI)
Sorry I stepped away while Jim was posting. Jim, if you're here!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 18, 2024 01:37 AM (lCaJd)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 01:30 AM (w6EFb)
Friend's cat next door.
They homeschool, with baby in tow would argue with store managers about masks, homeschool. Survived a revolution where a dictator was killed.
Yeah, they are awesome. Came in right during the craziness. We were blessed to have them here. I've been a blessing to them to.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:38 AM (jvJvP)
This cat, "Purry Mason", roused a bit when I sat back down. Just a little bit, now he's found another position and will go back to sleep.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2024 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
We've got three now, Purry, his sister Della, and Big Jake, a big orange tabby.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2024 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 01:41 AM (jvJvP)
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His venison must taste better?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 18, 2024 12:06 AM (RIvkX)
I’m still trying to do the math on how you could possibly have a $10,000 rifle. I get possibly 7k with lots of nightforce and Christensen arms carbon fiber . But then you don’t need $6,000 of camo cause you are shooting hit from a Hal& mile away.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 18, 2024 01:44 AM (Kn0pf)
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #20 at May 18, 2024 01:44 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2024 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
We call 'em Jake PurrDell.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 18, 2024 01:53 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 18, 2024 12:15 AM (63Dwl)
Now if you had a nice entryway, say body sized when splayed and a long hallway.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 18, 2024 01:56 AM (Kn0pf)
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 18, 2024 01:58 AM (Kn0pf)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 18, 2024 01:39 AM (w6EFb)
There was a cat we called Garfield that came around. Turns out he's the father. Starry's cats are so fluffy and adorable but Twilight's kids are so cute.
I went there yesterday, the kittens are about 4 weeks old amd just moving around. I lòoked in the window. All 5 of them were lined up perfectly in a line, side by side - they could not be more perfectly posed. Then they saw me,
I'm the only person who will ever have seen that most amazing kitten display.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 02:02 AM (jvJvP)
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #21 at May 18, 2024 02:12 AM (qfLjt)
He lost his wife not long ago.
Posted by: Pete Bog at May 18, 2024 01:58 AM (Kn0pf)
I'm never bugging him. I remember Jim. Hell, everyone here isre good people.
And hell, we could just be bots. But if Jim is here, and he wants to share some memories, or vent...i'm going to bed soon but tnat's what the Horde is for.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 02:15 AM (jvJvP)
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LOL, Ciampino! I have a beer-koozy with that saying on it! Hahaha
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 02:30 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #22 at May 18, 2024 02:31 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 18, 2024 01:10 AM (ynpvh)
Jim, if still here... you are blessed that you have someone that you miss that much.
There are those of us, who never found that.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2024 02:31 AM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Skip at May 18, 2024 02:31 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Ciampino - Aqueous humour is diluted fun #23 at May 18, 2024 02:36 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 02:37 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 02:41 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - One burger short of a happy meal at May 18, 2024 02:42 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 02:42 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2024 02:31 AM (xaFKb)Ue
Yet.
Right there with you.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 02:42 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Ciampino
Bidenomics would disagree with you.
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 18, 2024 02:45 AM (ZlOgr)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 18, 2024 02:31 AM (xaFKb)Ue
Yet.
Right there with you.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 02:42 AM (jvJvP)
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The deeper the love, the greater the pain as it ends.
I want to say "count yourselves lucky" but then again... who knows.
Blessings to you both.
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 02:47 AM (njWTi)
Posted by: Ciampino - One burger short of a happy meal! at May 18, 2024 02:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at May 18, 2024 02:57 AM (75/Pp)
Posted by: Ciampino
Bidenomics would disagree with you.
Posted by: Lost in Space at May 18, 2024 02:45 AM (ZlOgr)
Dont forget us!
Posted by: Graft Inc. at May 18, 2024 03:07 AM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: polynikes at May 18, 2024 03:11 AM (0CsDL)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 18, 2024 03:23 AM (p5aDI)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 18, 2024 03:23 AM (p5aDI)
Yeah, you're just trying to put my roast beef on NoName salted crackers to shame.
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 03:37 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 03:38 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: JQ at May 18, 2024 02:47 AM (njWTi)
Thank you so much.
Dating during genocide sucks...
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 03:40 AM (jvJvP)
Posted by: Stateless at May 18, 2024 03:48 AM (jvJvP)
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Posted by: fluffy: Masshole at May 18, 2024 06:29 AM (86W+h)
He would say, "Well at the end of the day. . ." and I would immediately ignore him. At the time we were working nights, and I would say at like 2am. . . "well, the day ended 2 days ago so you can shut up now." (we were also friendly, so you knopw jokes)
"It is what it is, so. . " " GTFOH! It is? I thought it was something completely different, I have to change my paradigm, please leave me alone while I modify our texts."
He knew what I was doing and I knew what he was doing, he was admitting he was completely unaware, and I was admitting that I saw him for the fraud he is. It works in a closed environment where it's purchasing hardware. It doesn't when it applies to defending or persecuting the liberties of individuals at a governmental level.
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