Assaults on Police Officers Are At Highest Level in 10 Years, Confesses Democrat Party "Law" Enforcement Agency the FBI

The Democrat Party is the party of death and disorder.

Assaults on law enforcement officers are at the highest level they have been in ten years, the FBI revealed.
There were 79,091 total officers assaulted in 2023 -- the highest number reported in a single year within the past ten, according to data from the FBI's Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program.
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More officers were feloniously killed at 194 total deaths between 2021 and 2023 than in any other three-year period within the past 20 years, according to the FBI. Sixty officers were killed in 2023, 61 officers in 2022 and 73 in 2021.

This is the Democrat/Soros plan to make criminals kings and citizens prisoners:

A "teen" -- a gentle giant, probably -- sprayed a DC neighborhood with AR-15 fire trying to kill someone, and a self-declared "woke judge" let him go.

AR-15s are the most dangerous objects in the world in the hands of white Republicans, but if a black Democrat shoots up a neighborhood with one, it's just some youthful exuberance.

Teen gunman who 'sprayed DC neighborhood with 26 rounds from an AR-15' is released on bail by self-confessed 'woke' judge

Judge Lloyd Nolan Jr. sparked backlash after freeing Amonte Moody, 18
Moody is accused of spraying a sleepy neighborhood with bullets from an AR-15
The judge's old social media posts have come under scrutiny
A Washington DC judge has sparked backlash after releasing a teenager accused of spraying a sleepy neighborhood with bullets from an AR-15.
Judge Lloyd U. Nolan Jr., a self-described 'woke' magistrate judge on the Superior Court of the District of Columbia, ruled that Amonte Moody, 18, be released on bail ahead of his trial.
The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle.

He wasn't just firing shots into the air, Muslim wedding style. He was trying to kill four people in a car.

But he'll spend some time thinking about how he disappointed this judge. That's punishment enough.

Nobody was injured or killed in the shooting spree, which unfolded just over a mile from the US Capitol. Despite the chaos he allegedly caused, Nolan granted Moody pre-trial release and home arrest.
After his decision raised eyebrows, Fox News reported that his online presence included a post where he said he was 'still woke', and another where he donated to a fundraiser supporting a George Soros-backed professor.
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After he allegedly opened fire, prosecutors say that Moody rushed back inside a nearby residence and disassembled the AR-15 and hid the pieces in the attic.
The concealed gun was only found after several searches by cops, and Moody was later charges with endangerment of a firearm, possession of a weapon and assault.
Residents on the street where Moody allegedly opened fire reacted with fury following Nolan's ruling on May 3, which will also see Moody fitted with an ankle monitor and ordered to avoid the people he allegedly aimed at.
Former chief counsel for the US Maritime Administration under President Barack Obama, attorney Denise Krepp, said that the ruling is 'insanity.'
'Where are the grownups?' she questioned to Blaze News. 'Where are the real grownups?'
'That kid walked out of the house, took a gun with him, shot up the neighborhood, and then calmly went back into the house,' she continued.
'But for the grace of God, nobody died in my neighborhood that night.'
Krepp added that residents on the street have been left 'angered' and 'p***** off' by the news of Moody's release, and said the general mood is one of 'frustration.'
'(We are) wondering what the judge was doing,' she said.

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According to images from Nolan's Facebook from Fox News, he didn't shy away from his support for progressive causes.
The outlet then added that Nolan appeared to switch his Facebook profile to private after they reached out to him for comment on the posts.
His posts included sharing an image in November 2020, following months of protests and riots triggered by the murder of George Floyd, promoting Black Lives Matter.
Another post showed that he donated to a fundraiser for a professor with ties to billionaire financier George Soros.
The judge donated to the group Gideon's Promise, which was reportedly founded via a fellowship from Soros' Open Society Foundation by professor Jonathan Rapping to support legal reforms across the nation.

A previously-deported illegal snuck back into the country and murdered a three-month-old baby.

A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas, Melvin Jesus Aquino Enriquez, has been charged in connection with the death of a three-month-old baby, according to the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office. The 26-year-old suspect is currently detained on a $75,000 bond, with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) also placing a detainer on him due to his immigration status.

The Montgomery County Sheriff's Office responded to reports of an injured child at Enriquez's residence on the 25000 block of Needham Road in Porter on April 14. The MCSO Special Victims Unit promptly initiated a thorough investigation into the circumstances surrounding the child's injuries. The unit is currently awaiting autopsy results to further determine the circumstances leading to the untimely and devastating death of the child. Officials will then determine whether appropriate additional charges are warranted.
Enriquez, a "previously removed Mexican national," entered the United States illegally "on an unknown date and at an unknown location without inspection, admission or parole by an immigration officer," according to an ICE spokesperson. On March 4, 2020, immigration officers from ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations (ERO) Houston encountered Aquino at the Harris County (Texas) Jail following his arrest for criminal trespass. An immigration detainer was placed with the jail, and on April 28, 2020, the Harris County Sheriff's Office transferred Aquino into ERO Houston custody. He was placed into immigration proceedings, and on September 15, 2020, an immigration judge ordered Aquino removed from the U.S. to Mexico.
However, Aquino illegally re-entered the U.S. at an unknown date and location.

In the Bronx, a DA has effectively set free a confirmed menace who brutally attacked an MTA (subway) worker with a brick -- beating him so badly he's had to undergo three corrective surgeries -- and before that, sucker-punched a completely defenseless Asian woman.

Another knockout-gamer.

The DA has sent him over to a mental health court which will just set him free again.

He has 41 prior arrests.

If you skip to 7:00, you'll see Anna Kasparian ranting about the case. She's born-again hard on crime since she was assaulted by vagrants.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:12 PM

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1 first!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:12 PM (CIS44)

2 demands

Posted by: The Guy that spent 10 years in boarding schools; mtcmtmail= at May 15, 2024 02:13 PM (qfLjt)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 15, 2024 02:13 PM (8RNuU)

4 called 'em

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:13 PM (CIS44)

5 But Biden defeated crime!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

6 Not Sponge

Posted by: Heirloominati at May 15, 2024 02:13 PM (CtJ/Z)

7 Grey

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 15, 2024 02:13 PM (CFoZl)

8 This is the Democrat/Soros plan to make criminals kings and citizens prisoners:

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"When humanity, subjugated by the terror of crime, has been driven insane by fear and horror, and when chaos has become supreme law, then the time will have come for the empire of crime.”

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

9 AR-15s are the most dangerous objects in the world in the hands of white Republicans, but if a black Democrat shoots up a neighborhood with one, it's just some youthful exuberance.

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Not only in a white person's hands, but in their guns safe, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

10 The quickest way to stop this shit is to start arresting judges for conspiracy.

But...there isn't an opposition party to get behind such a common sense idea so...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:14 PM (ibTVg)

11 If you skip to 7:00, you'll see Anna Kasparian ranting about the case. She's born-again hard on crime since she was assaulted by vagrants.

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It was fine when it was happening to other people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (GBKbO)

12 Back to the debates. If one is FNC, it'll be Bret fucking Baier, a notorious Trump hater.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (KiBMU)

13 We have seized your smart military blog. Next we will commence the probings.

Ha ha ha you can do nothing feeble humans!

Posted by: The Greys at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (ibTVg)

14 but not attempted murder eh?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (CIS44)

15 "The Democrat Party is the party of death and disorder."

"Yea, so?"

-- Bolsheviks

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (iFTx/)

16 Steve Buscemi got knocked out in that game in NYC the other day

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (s3qiR)

17 Assaults on Police Officers Are At Highest Level in 10 Years
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But at least violent crime is down.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (H3Mdk)

18 Blue on blue crime makes me so meh.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:15 PM (fV+MH)

19
It was fine when it was happening to other people.

Bonus Points: Anna's leftwing "friends" are all now discussing how they always knew she was a racist...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg)

20 DEI Judge. How surprising.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (XA+kw)

21 10 The quickest way to stop this shit is to start arresting judges for conspiracy.

But...there isn't an opposition party to get behind such a common sense idea so...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:14 PM (ibTVg)

There's a quicker way - fund an organization to stop this kind of thing on the streets. Maybe call it "Our Thing".

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (i9ffA)

22 A "teen" -- a gentle giant, probably -- sprayed a DC neighborhood with AR-15 fire trying to kill someone,

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And all his friends teased him for not using a glock with the full-auto mod.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (f6xX0)

23 9 Not only in a white person's hands, but in their guns safe, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15

Well yeah, they rip bodies completely in half and sometimes disintegrate them in total.

Seriously, when did this switch happen where we just let monsters go free and why does it make sense to anyone?

Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (pZEOD)

24 I've been assured that crime has all but disappeared, so I'm guessing this must be a result of the police initiating conflict.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (g+PGY)

25 Steve Buscemi got knocked out in that game in NYC the other day

The FNM: The Knock Out Game isn't real

Also the FNM: Why are young men punching woman and actors for no reason in the inner cities?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (ibTVg)

26 Good thing it wasn't an AK-47... the preferred weapon of the enemy.
Those things can be dangerous!
Whew.

Posted by: Heirloominati, makes a distinctive sound at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (CtJ/Z)

27 19
It was fine when it was happening to other people.

Bonus Points: Anna's leftwing "friends" are all now discussing how they always knew she was a racist...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg)

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"Wait...these accusations of racism and spurious ways of sidestepping issue that I wish to talk about! This is obviously a newly invented tactic to avoid substantive debate that they just came up with to silence ME!"
-Anna

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

28 To be fair, unlawful stops and orders by cops are also at an all-time high.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (THUd+)

29 Was driving behind a vehicle today with a sticker saying the driver's son is a cop.

He was doing the speed limit.

I considered running him off the road, so he and his son could spend some quality time together.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)

30 Usually the way politicians deflate crime statistics is through reclassifying crimes.

I'm guessing it's kind of hard to change the definition of assaulting a police officer.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (tT6L1)

31 This is how you get star chamers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (CFoZl)

32 Steve Buscemi got knocked out in that game in NYC the other day
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If you haven't seen it:

"Steve Buscemi Perfectly Narrates Why I’m Voting for Joe Biden"

Joe Biden: Acceptable under the circumstances.

A DNC biopic narrated by Steve Buscemi"

https://tinyurl.com/24polb9q

So I'm not all that bothered that he got what he wanted.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:17 PM (f6xX0)

33 A previously-deported illegal snuck back into the country and murdered a three-month-old baby.

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"What's the big deal -- it's just a post-birth abortion, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (d4S8c)

34 23 Well yeah, they rip bodies completely in half and sometimes disintegrate them in total.

Seriously, when did this switch happen where we just let monsters go free and why does it make sense to anyone?
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (pZEOD)

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Gun control is not about controlling guns or stopping crime.

Gun control is an issue Democrats use to win elections and fundraise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

35 There's a quicker way - fund an organization to stop this kind of thing on the streets. Maybe call it "Our Thing".

And to complete the thought, the origins of the mafia are the needs of people in Spanish occupied southern Italy to have more effective policing then the Spanish could be bothered with...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (ibTVg)

36 There's a quicker way - fund an organization to stop this kind of thing on the streets. Maybe call it "Our Thing".

I'd say go for Camorra and Ndrangheta, but that sounds like a Godzilla movie.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (CsUN+)

37
He has 41 prior arrests.

Sometimes it takes a while for someone to turn their life around. Why are you white supremacist bible clutching deplorables trying to hurry a child into adulthood?

Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (RKVpM)

38 Something tells me that if Moody had lit up a car in the Judge's neighbor's driveway then Moody would still be sitting in a jail cell for the indefinite future.

Someone else's neighborhood, though? Give him the green light and slap on the wrist!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (7fElN)

39 36 I'd say go for Camorra and Ndrangheta, but that sounds like a Godzilla movie.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (CsUN+)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

40 Those who make criminal justice impossible will make vigilante justice inevitable.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (d4S8c)

41 I find Ana vile but occasionally people are reachanle. I don't hold out much hope.

And like I said the slogan should now be updated for the 2020s to "A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged, shot, beaten, stabbed, burglarized, identity thefted, cheated, carjacked and murdered."

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:19 PM (H3Mdk)

42 Seriously, when did this switch happen where we just let monsters go free and why does it make sense to anyone?
Posted by: Piper at May 15, 2024 02:16 PM (pZEOD)
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We are at that stage in the Bible where good is called bad and bad is called good.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 15, 2024 02:19 PM (tT6L1)

43 37
He has 41 prior arrests.

You mean 41 prior misunderstandings.

Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2024 02:19 PM (VP9ao)

44 If the judges are not going to prosecute, the police will stop arresting. If the police stop arresting, then some other method will be employed to discourage crime.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 15, 2024 02:19 PM (lTGtQ)

45 I just assumed Steve Buscemi was a dem who got what he voted for and I'm totally cool with that.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:19 PM (fV+MH)

46

I saw this coming many years ago when the blackness descended upon many law schools. I'm sure all those graduates were highly qualified and not passed through to get to places of pwoer to get the white man. I'm positive.

He is distunguished. Is he also a Reverend?

"Throughout February, GW Law celebrates the accomplishments, contributions, and achievements of alumni as we observe Black History Month. Read about our distinguished alumni Lloyd U. Nolan Jr., JD '98"

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 15, 2024 02:20 PM (et1vG)

47 Whitey must feel and be unsafe in his own home. It is part of the "reparations".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2024 02:20 PM (Cus5s)

48 And to complete the thought, the origins of the mafia are the needs of people in Spanish occupied southern Italy to have more effective policing then the Spanish could be bothered with...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:18 PM (ibTVg)

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Make La Cosa Nostra Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:20 PM (d4S8c)

49 Arrest me once, shame on me.

Arrest me 41 times, shame on you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:20 PM (+yhUM)

50 Whitey must feel and be unsafe in his own home. It is part of the "reparations"

A bunch of leftwing pols have openly said wanting to feel safe from crime is white supremacy

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

51

"He has 41 prior arrests. "

So!

What about the legacy of slavery, you ever think about that!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 15, 2024 02:21 PM (et1vG)

52 Mama said I'm gonna knock you out...

Posted by: LL Cool J at May 15, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

53 Seriously, when did this switch happen where we just let monsters go free and why does it make sense to anyone?

It also happened in the 50s and 60s, but eventually we learned. Looks like we need a refresher.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 15, 2024 02:21 PM (CsUN+)

54 A bunch of leftwing pols have openly said wanting to feel safe from crime is white supremacy
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)
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Wasn't there some goofy white liberal gal from the MN city council, even after she got robbed, said something along those lines?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (tT6L1)

55 My lifelong Democrat mom thought getting rid of bail was a great idea when she first heard about it on the news in 2017. She thought it meant the suspect would remain in jail without bail.

She is now a vocal MAGA who argues with her stupid leftard yenta friends all day.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (H3Mdk)

56 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

57 55 My lifelong Democrat mom thought getting rid of bail was a great idea when she first heard about it on the news in 2017. She thought it meant the suspect would remain in jail without bail.

She is now a vocal MAGA who argues with her stupid leftard yenta friends all day.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (H3Mdk)

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But Trump said pussy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

58 Humidititties.

LOL!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

59 third!

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (fV+MH)

60 Friendly site with a related story:

Is Diversity Really Our Strength? An Incident in Minnesota Suggests Otherwise, thanks to the “diversity” that has been pushed on Americans as a wonderful way to make our nation more “vibrant.”

Shawna Larson’s nine-year-old daughter was jumped on the school playground in "a calculated incident and that she had been attacked on the playground by four other students in her grade. I ended up learning… this was due to her race and her religion because she wasn’t Muslim."

Not only did the Muslim girls beat Larson’s daughter; they also threatened her that they would claim victimhood if she complained: “She told me she tried to get up and when she tried to get up and go for help the first time, and I believe it was the first time that they had gotten her on the ground, that she was trying to fight back and they had told her that if she hit them or she touched them, that they would hurt themselves and tell the teacher that she had hurt them. So, she just told me, ‘You know, so all I could do there is lay there, Mom.’”

Larson noted that school officials did nothing to punish the attackers.

Posted by: Intercepted PJ Media Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (JCZqz)

61 "The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

62 For the record I think we could do a better job in handling minor crimes. Right now the options mostly see to be jail or do nothing.

I think there are a large number of options that provide real punishment without using jail.

But as we are letting attempted in some cases actual murders go free I think that's a moot point.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (ibTVg)

63 It's police officers that are getting assaulted and murdered.

How come the FBI isn't?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

64 The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

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Who needs 30 rounds to shoot a deer?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

65 26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

Well with where he was wearing his pants, it was more like shooting from the knee.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (+yhUM)

66 "The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

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This is so common there's a _____ law named for it now.

If people die it's a white shooter, if people don't die it's not a white shooter.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (f6xX0)

67 Story doesn't scan unless you can hold an AR-15 sideways.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (H3Mdk)

68 I find Ana vile but occasionally people are reachanle. I don't hold out much hope.
Posted by: ...

We should encourage 'conversion' but with a firm understanding that it rarely takes hold. More likely, on the odd chance a GOPr takes over whatever issue vexes her, she revert to form, screeching about fascism and homophobia~~! The psychology of the leftist requires a compartmentalization of reality from their religious devotion to leftism.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (IG4Id)

69 >>> 44 If the judges are not going to prosecute, the police will stop arresting. If the police stop arresting, then some other method will be employed to discourage crime.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 15, 2024 02:19 PM (lTGtQ)

Feral hogs are all over the entire SE US.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:25 PM (llON8)

70 'That kid walked out of the house, took a gun with him, shot up the neighborhood, and then calmly went back into the house,' she continued.

'But for the grace of God, nobody died in my neighborhood that night.'

Krepp added that residents on the street have been left 'angered' and 'p***** off' by the news of Moody's release, and said the general mood is one of 'frustration.'

Bet 1000 quatloos that they have chanted "Defund the po po" at least once in their lives.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:25 PM (SVQQi)

71 68 We should encourage 'conversion' but with a firm understanding that it rarely takes hold. More likely, on the odd chance a GOPr takes over whatever issue vexes her, she revert to form, screeching about fascism and homophobia~~! The psychology of the leftist requires a compartmentalization of reality from their religious devotion to leftism.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (IG4Id)

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I just know that a bunch of Reagan Democrats ended up seemingly in total control of the Republican Party and turning it into a leftist graft machine unconcerned with and disgusted by the conservative base.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

72 The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

Did not take lessons from Kyle Rittenhouse apparently...

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 02:25 PM (K+UlC)

73 Feral hogs are all over the entire SE US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:25 PM (llON

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Unfortunately, you don't find too many of them in the cities where most of this nonsense takes place.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (7fElN)

74 > Seriously, when did this switch happen where we just let monsters go free and why does it make sense to anyone?

Marxism. Everything and everyone is smashed into an oppressor / oppressed category. Minorities and street criminals are in the oppressed category, so they must be accommodated. Normies who hand out roses to women going into the abortion clinic get years in prison.

The Bolsheviks did the same thing. They opened up the prisons and let the criminals prey on the population. If you defended yourself from a criminal, they prosecuted you. If you petitioned the government for redress, they claimed their hands were tied and they needed more power and laws to fix things. People voted for the noose the Bolsheviks tightened around the public's neck.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Odg76)

75 We should encourage 'conversion' but with a firm understanding that it rarely takes hold. More likely, on the odd chance a GOPr takes over whatever issue vexes her, she revert to form, screeching about fascism and homophobia~~! The psychology of the leftist requires a compartmentalization of reality from their religious devotion to leftism.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (IG4Id)

My nature says to be kind and outgoing to these sorts who slowly are realizing shit, but my brain says there's nothing at all wrong with a good and hearty "Fuck You, You Did This, Shut Up Now."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (+yhUM)

76 A "teen" -- a gentle giant, probably -- sprayed a DC neighborhood with AR-15 fire trying to kill someone, and a self-declared "woke judge" let him go.

An article I read a few days ago said that the judge had a serious talk with the shooter about the consequences of violating the terms of his release. So I'm sure everything is fine now.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (/y8xj)

77
Who needs 30 rounds to shoot a deer?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

No one. However, when the 'palestinian' riots start nation wide, I'll need as many as I can get.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

78 If the judges are not going to prosecute, the police will stop arresting.

If the police stop arresting, then some other method will be employed to discourage crime.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Aka, Vigilance Committees.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (SVQQi)

79 Feral hogs are all over the entire SE US.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

As are feral people.

Posted by: The guy who tells it like it is at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (JCZqz)

80 "The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)
_______

Probably high as a kite on bad drugs

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (iFTx/)

81 78 If the judges are not going to prosecute, the police will stop arresting.

If the police stop arresting, then some other method will be employed to discourage crime.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Aka, Vigilance Committees.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (SVQQi)

=======

And then arrests start happening again. For reasons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

82 I don't understand this. I mean, we locked up all those horrible MAGAts from 1/6. Threw away the key, too!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (L/fGl)

83 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:25 PM

Congrats on your Twitchy fame today.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

84 A "teen" -- a gentle giant, probably -- sprayed a DC neighborhood with AR-15 fire trying to kill someone, and a self-declared "woke judge" let him go.

An article I read a few days ago said that the judge had a serious talk with the shooter about the consequences of violating the terms of his release. So I'm sure everything is fine now.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (/y8xj)
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Did Moody "pinkie swear" not to do it again? If not, then any promises he made don't count.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (7fElN)

85 Yeah that DC neighborhood... just...it's so sad not really.

Hope everyone is ok not really.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (fV+MH)

86 > If people die it's a white shooter, if people don't die it's not a white shooter.

The way I heard it:
If there are lots of deaths and few injuries, white shooter. If there are few deaths and many injuries, black shooter.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (Odg76)

87 Who needs 30 rounds to shoot a deer?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

No one. However, when the 'palestinian' riots start nation wide, I'll need as many as I can get.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*gets out 100 round drum*

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (CIS44)

88 I don't get it.

Guardami.

Posted by: Gomorra - La serie at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (gKWVE)

89 "The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

-

This is so common there's a _____ law named for it now.

If people die it's a white shooter, if people don't die it's not a white shooter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

A crack-er shot.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (SVQQi)

90 love the Greta Thunberg inclusion "How dare you!" when discussing how good Kasparian looks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (LmUMM)

91 Story doesn't scan unless you can hold an AR-15 sideways.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:24 PM (H3Mdk)
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You can hold mine sideways.

6.5" 300BLK.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (THUd+)

92 >>> Congrats on your Twitchy fame today.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

Ha, I had no idea.

They probably mis-quoted me

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (llON8)

93
*gets out 100 round drum*
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (CIS44)

*immediately regrets not purchasing one as of yet*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

94 I think there are a large number of options that provide real punishment without using jail.

Yes, hangings.

When society was poorer, we put a lot of criminals down, recognizing there is no way to reform certain antisocial types, we don't have the limitless resources to try, and confiscating money from honest people at gunpoint to try is itself immoral.

There are a lot of people who need killing.

It really is that simple.

Posted by: Mean Tweeter at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (FzNTb)

95 Plum outta Fs to give.

The police chose their pensions and paychecks over the people.

None of them, not a one, has apologized or even expressed the slightest hint of regret for their eager, gleeful enforcement of the Covid decrees.

They were so happy to stomp on Americans then, they'll do it again.

Don't come whining when your bosses are letting their voters beat you up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (DScAO)

96 It's police officers that are getting assaulted and murdered.

How come the FBI isn't?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

Honor among criminals. They have a code.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (dGCAG)

97
Ha, I had no idea.

They probably mis-quoted me
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM

Oh I hope not as it was pure poetry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

98 Who needs 30 rounds to shoot a deer?
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)
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Blind hunting. It's a thing.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (LmUMM)

99 There were 79,091 total officers assaulted in 2023 -- the highest number reported in a single year within the past ten, according to data from the FBI's Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program.

And 75,000 of those were suspects wrenching their hand away from an officer while being cuffed and having "assaulting an officer of the peace" added to their list of 67 charges.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (P9xGM)

100 Why are they bitching about what they voted for?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (pohLc)

101 There are a lot of people who need killing.

It really is that simple.
Posted by: Mean Tweeter at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (FzNTb)

You don't even really need to resort to the "removal from society" argument.

Death itself is the punishment. You did this. You die now. And it doesn't need to have a damn thing to do with what's good for the future of society.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (+yhUM)

102 "They were so happy to stomp on Americans then, they'll do it again.
"

Yep.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (fV+MH)

103 Also this wasn't a mass shooting because black. It's only a mass shooting when it's a white person.

If it's a black person it's just regular crime and is forgotten about by the next day. White? New legislation is proposed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (f6xX0)

104
Make the Mafia great again? They knew how to get rid of bad elements. Heavy chain, bridge, bye bye problem.

Out: Numbers 'racket'
In: Lottery tickets

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (RKVpM)

105 100 Why are they bitching about what they voted for?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (pohLc)

They voted for it to work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (+yhUM)

106 Marxism declaring war
Attack police, take them.off the payroll

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (fpl11)

107 If the judges are not going to prosecute, the police will stop arresting.

If the police stop arresting, then some other method will be employed to discourage crime.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Aka, Vigilance Committees.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (SVQQi)

People scoff at the notion of an anarchist perspective on these things.

The question is though, who would be more inclined to want to stop crime in one's neighborhood, the people who live there, or city hall?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (dGCAG)

108 "The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

Becasue nobody else has said it yet: it's not an "assault rifle" if it doesn't have a giggle switch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (b6zMF)

109 If it's a black person it's just regular crime and is forgotten about by the next day. White? New legislation is proposed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little

*Chiefs Super Bowl Parade has entered the chat*

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (CIS44)

110 *gets out 100 round drum*
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (CIS44)

*immediately regrets not purchasing one as of yet*
Posted by: Sponge

Don't. More tend to jam. Lots of weight on the tabs holding it in. 100 rd drum is 3 & 1/3 magazines weight.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (SVQQi)

111 Who needs 30 rounds to shoot a deer?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

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Dick Cheney.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (4xnB9)

112 A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas, Melvin Jesus Aquino Enriquez, has been charged in connection with the death of a three-month-old baby, according to the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office. The 26-year-old suspect is currently detained on a $75,000 bond, with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) also placing a detainer on him due to his immigration status.

A detainer?! Holy shit, that'll DEFINITELY make him think twice next time!

Posted by: Limpdicks at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (Wc83a)

113 Blind hunting. It's a thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (LmUMM)

"Daddy why did that deer just yell Polo?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (+yhUM)

114 Strip DC of home rule. Need the ghost of Lee Kuan Yew to set that place right.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (rJ48h)

115 If judges won't convict, we can just skip that step.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (lTGtQ)

116 They probably mis-quoted me
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:28 PM (llON

==============
It was a magnificent tweet of yours; a woodchipper picture, in response to a Guardian writer advocating child pron.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (LmUMM)

117 Buscemi getting his ass kicked kinda warms my heart.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (fV+MH)

118 To paraphrase Stalin

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Stalin won WWII single handed! The Russki propaganda film The Fall of Berlin. A 15 minute review.

https://shorturl.at/GHVZ2

A truly astounding number of lies including that we and the Brits only pretended to bomb the Nazis since we were actually on their side.

I actually was aware of this movie because Dimitri Shostakovich wrote the score which I thought was pretty good. Dimitri himself probably hated it, though. He complained in his memoirs about being forced to do such propaganda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (L/fGl)

119 Wasn't there some goofy white liberal gal from the MN city council, even after she got robbed, said something along those lines?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 15, 2024 02:22 PM (tT6L1)
____________

Say what you will about California, but Minnesota strikes me as even more crazy. And you can just say "white liberal gal" - "goofy" is understood.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (YqDXo)

120 ===================
Blind hunting. It's a thing.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (LmUMM)

My brother is visually impaired. Rancher Bob was not comfortable with him hog hunting due to the cows in the area.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

121 A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas

-

Wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (f6xX0)

122 you'll see Anna Kasparian ranting about the case. She's born-again hard on crime since she was assaulted by vagrants.

Anna gives a lot of hard-ons

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (NtVYv)

123 111 Who needs 30 rounds to shoot a deer?

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (CIS44)

-------------

Dick Cheney.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (4xnB9)

Not everyone can be as proficient at hitting their target in one shot like Pee Wee Herman can.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

124 Well, *cough*, um, yeah...

@LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Peru has officially classified transgender and nonbinary people as “mentally ill.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (IG4Id)

125 A mile from the Capitol?
In NY they used to call it a mushroom shooting when someone got hit with a stray bullet. A mile is not far for an AR, will we see some political mushrooms? Bullet proof umbrellas?

Also, James Lindsay has a recent thread clarifying that "woke" is really "critical deconstruction" and the insane theology behind it. Worth a read.

Posted by: A. Burr at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (IYwrT)

126 121 A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas

-

Wait.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:32 PM (f6xX0)

God dammit we're letting people from Texas sneak in now too?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (+yhUM)

127 thought getting rid of bail was a great idea

For someone's first offence like a bar fight, disturbing the peace, low DUI, sure.

But that should be the only free chance. Miss a court date, f up again, sorry now you have to post bond on both cases.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 15, 2024 02:34 PM (yOPBE)

128 He endangered the firearm? Editors, how do day work?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2024 02:34 PM (JTwsP)

129 Aka, Vigilance Committees.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 02:26 PM (SVQQi)

=======

And then arrests start happening again. For reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

Which is why, if you see the need to do it, do it, but don't blab about it, and don't get caught.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (b6zMF)

130 BREAKING: Peru has officially classified transgender and nonbinary people as “mentally ill.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (IG4Id)

ET tu, peru ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (NtVYv)

131 It's police officers that are getting assaulted and murdered.

How come the FBI isn't?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

The FBI focuses on school board meetings, Catholic churches, grannies outside abortion clinics, etc. Much safer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

132
A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas

Damn. I take a short nap and Texas succeeded from the union.

Not unexpected, but damn that was fast.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (RKVpM)

133 https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1790206958907121886.html

James Lindsay explaining that woke is critical construcivism (I misspoke above)

6 min. read. interesting.

Posted by: A. Burr at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (IYwrT)

134 Which is why, if you see the need to do it, do it, but don't blab about it, and don't get caught.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

acreage, backhoe, couple bag of lime.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44)

135 Which is why, if you see the need to do it, do it, but don't blab about it, and don't get caught.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (b6zMF)

That's why it's Cosa Nostra and not Cosa Everybody Elsestra.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (+yhUM)

136 Don't. More tend to jam. Lots of weight on the tabs holding it in. 100 rd drum is 3 & 1/3 magazines weight.
Posted by: rickb223

I don't see any other use for them outside of bench-testing ammo or goofy fun day at the private range.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (IG4Id)

137 "The 18-year-old allegedly peppered a street with 26 rounds while targeting a car of four people at 2:30am on April 22, with Ring doorbell footage capturing a suspect shooting wildly from the hip with the assault rifle."

26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

Becasue nobody else has said it yet: it's not an "assault rifle" if it doesn't have a giggle switch.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 15, 2024 02:31 PM (b6zMF)

----------------

He thought using a "bump stock" meant shooting from his dick.

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (4xnB9)

138 BREAKING: Peru has officially classified transgender and nonbinary people as “mentally ill.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (IG4Id)
_______________

What a concept!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (YqDXo)

139 A woodchipper could mean practically anything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (L/fGl)

140 >>> 97
==
Oh I hope not as it was pure poetry.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Might be someone else, I'm finding several twitter / X quotes, but I don't have an account.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (llON8)

141 If people die it's a white shooter, if people don't die it's not a white shooter.

The way I heard it:
If there are lots of deaths and few injuries, white shooter. If there are few deaths and many injuries, black shooter.
Posted by: bonhomme

You're all close. If the media reports it was a white shooter, it was. If they don't mention race, it wasn't.

Posted by: Anne Coulter at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (JCZqz)

142 The Russians also poo-poo our war against the Japs in the Pacific.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM (tA1+m)

143 Seemed clear Buscemi is just another lefty ditz when the mouth breathing dumbass Rappaport came out screeching about it. Doubt Rappaport has any intelligent friends.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 15, 2024 02:37 PM (8JB5s)

144 There were 79,091 total officers assaulted in 2023 -- the highest number reported in a single year within the past ten, according to data from the FBI's Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program.

And 75,000 of those were suspects wrenching their hand away from an officer while being cuffed and having "assaulting an officer of the peace" added to their list of 67 charges.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2024 02:30 PM (P9xGM)

Or struggling to keep their face out of the anthill that the jackboot is grinding it in. If the goal of all this is wasn't anarcho-tyranny, I'd have a real hard time giving a shit. The problem is thugs, whether they have badges or not. The badged thugs get qualified immunity and the non-badged thugs get released on their own recognizance.

Posted by: Anarcho-tyranno-thugocracy at May 15, 2024 02:37 PM (Wc83a)

145
Might be someone else, I'm finding several twitter / X quotes, but I don't have an account.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM

Scroll down.

That's not you?

https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/
2024/05/14/guardian-doxxed-publisher-n2396238

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

146 >>> 124 Well, *cough*, um, yeah...

@LeadingReport 3m
BREAKING: Peru has officially classified transgender and nonbinary people as “mentally ill.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (IG4Id)

HAIL PERUVIA!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:37 PM (llON8)

147 They were so happy to stomp on Americans then, they'll do it again.

Don't come whining when your bosses are letting their voters beat you up.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 15, 2024 02:29 PM (DScAO)
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I never thought we'd agree on anything. Yet, here we are.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (THUd+)

148 12:00 PM
Official Schedule
The President delivers remarks at the National Peace Officers’ Memorial Service, U.S. Capitol
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Philadelphia Inquirer, 05/03/24, House Republicans blast Larry Krasner’s ‘soft-on-crime’ approach
House Republicans said Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner's "soft-on-crime" approach had created a dangerous environment in Philadelphia, by Rodrigo Torrejón

"House Republicans excoriated Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner at a hearing in Philadelphia on Friday, saying his “soft-on-crime” approach has emboldened criminals and turned the city into one of “lawlessness.”

(Family members of victims of gun violence, including the parents of slain Temple University Police Officer Christopher Fitzgerald and the widow of slain Philadelphia Police Cpl. James O’Connor IV, were invited to speak and were critical of the DA’s policies as well.)

"Democratic Reps Jerry Nadler and Mary Gay Scanlon called the hearing a “cynical political circus” and “political theater” and criticized their Republican colleagues for not enacting stricter gun control laws that they said would help with the gun violence crisis in Philadelphia and cities across the country."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (NFX2v)

149 You're all close. If the media reports it was a white shooter, it was. If they don't mention race, it wasn't.
Posted by: Anne Coulter

-

No, this is a different one dealing specifically with the shooters' ability with the weapon

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (ODsYZ)

150 The Bronx DA is neck and neck with Bragg as to who is the worst of NYC five DAs. Bragg is still the leader based on the Trump bs
. All it takes is the assault and/or murder of fans outside Yankee stadium or a tourist at the Bronx zoo to put her ahead

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (db6Z8)

151 I think the new DNC slogan needs to be "From the Hudson River to Los Angeles...."

This really ought to replace all the DNC's "Death to America!" bumper stickers that should be out there right about now...

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (K+UlC)

152 I found Helena's response on Twitchy and, excellent job!

Just how stupid does one have to be to not understand that, in order for child porn to exist, somewhere, there has to be an actual child which is being abused?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (tT6L1)

153 The FBI focuses on school board meetings, Catholic churches, grannies outside abortion clinics, etc. Much safer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:35 PM (YqDXo)

Don't forget planting fake bombs and evidence against innocent ex- Presidents.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (pohLc)

154 Don't forget planting fake bombs and evidence against innocent ex- Presidents.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

and planning kidnappings

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:39 PM (CIS44)

155 You're all close. If the media reports it was a white shooter, it was. If they don't mention race, it wasn't.
Posted by: Anne Coulter

-

No, this is a different one dealing specifically with the shooters' ability with the weapon
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (ODsYZ)

Ann's on her own particular bent at this time, she doesn't care what you happen to be talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2024 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

156 Assaults on law enforcement officers are at the highest level they have been in ten years, the FBI revealed.
++++
Well let's see.

Cops are, as a group:
1. Demonized by the Party as a source of all things oppressive
2. Restricted by the State and prevented from engagement under threat of extreme punishment
3. Constantly discussed by the Press as the enemy of the victim groups
4. Assaults (so long as they are by the victim groups) go unpunished

So is it any wonder that assaults are up?

Now, who else is given that same treatment?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:39 PM (d04cU)

157 I can't believe that Bronx DA spokesperson in the video really asked her dentist for the "I'd Like to be Able to Eat Spaghetti Even With Ny Jaws Clenched" orthodontia option.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (991eG)

158 133 https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1790206958907121886.html

James Lindsay explaining that woke is critical construcivism (I misspoke above)

6 min. read. interesting.
Posted by: A. Burr

--------------
The gist of it is that reality is a social construct. That is, not only race, but everything. So they can dispute any fact or evidence by claiming that things are only that way due to previous bias and they can reconstruct a reality where all kinds of insanity is just as legit.

I was particularly interested in how he shows it to be "hermetic" in that it has a mechanism to disprove anything it does not like, and that makes it immune to fact.

Posted by: A. Burr at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (IYwrT)

159 BREAKING: Peru has officially classified transgender and nonbinary people as “mentally ill.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:33 PM (IG4Id)

Hail, hail, Peruvia!
Land of common sense!
Where girls are girls
And boys are boys
And people aren't so dense!

Posted by: Anthem in progress. at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (Wc83a)

160 The problem is they're not trying real communism. Again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (L/fGl)

161 >>> 145
Might be someone else, I'm finding several twitter / X quotes, but I don't have an account.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:36 PM

Scroll down.

That's not you?

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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

Nope. I only had FB because a friend of mine set it up for me, and I dropped that in late 2020 (or maybe early 21).

(But that *is* funny.)

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (llON8)

162 He wasn't just firing shots into the air, Muslim wedding style. He was trying to kill four people in a car.
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This is because of racism. Even with a black finger pulls the trigger, it's still because of racism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (d04cU)

163 Peru will now stop the USS Harvey Milk from docking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (db6Z8)

164 Stop posting that big-ass link it's stretching out the margins.

Posted by: How many years has tinyurl been around? at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Wc83a)

165 The DA has sent him over to a mental health court which will just set him free again.

He has 41 prior arrests.
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This more than incompetence. This is by design. It will force communities to vigilantes thus allowing the feds to finally crack down hard on regular Americans.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (W/lyH)

166 Family members of victims of gun violence, including the parents of slain Temple University Police Officer Christopher Fitzgerald and the widow of slain Philadelphia Police Cpl. James O’Connor IV, were invited to speak and were critical of the DA’s policies as well.)

Trump said pussy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (CFoZl)

167 If it's a rightwing crazy shooting an AR it's described as "blasting" and "terrorizing" the neighborhood. When it's to be downplayed because a friendly is shooting, it's "peppered".... like with a shaker.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (8JB5s)

168 Nope. I only had FB because a friend of mine set it up for me, and I dropped that in late 2020 (or maybe early 21).

(But that *is* funny.)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM

I has disappoint.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

169 A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas
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I detest the way the MSM will refer to some Third World shithead by where he stopped for a red light once in the US.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (YqDXo)

170 One of those AR48's! Did I tell you about Unkey Biden? He was eaten.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (4p0Xq)

171 Peru will now stop the USS Harvey Milk from docking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (db6Z

Why, was it trying to back in?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (dGCAG)

172 Funny how the FBI can keep hyper-accurate statistics of assaulted officers, but other crime? Meh, sorry, gots no reports, boss.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (P9xGM)

173 Stop posting that big-ass link it's stretching out the margins.
Posted by: How many years has tinyurl been around? at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Wc83a)

There's a CR/LF in the link so it's below the threshold.

Quityerbitchin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

174 I feel quite certain, had I fired 20+ rounds into a car with 4 occupants, there would be 4 dead bodies as a result. Noce shootin' Tex.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (pohLc)

175 A previously deported illegal immigrant from Texas
________________

I detest the way the MSM will refer to some Third World shithead by where he stopped for a red light once in the US.

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Don't you dare call an illegal who came through Mexico a Mexican, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (f6xX0)

176 The other day I read some statistic about how crime had dropped substantially in the U.S. yes, in our law-and-order society crime had decreased by some astounding number, like 25%!

Then it occurred to me - those statistics only include reported crime. But, if people are not being arrested or charged, the first thing that drops off is reporting. Hence not arresting or charging people results in less crime being reported, results in lower crime statistics.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (nLFEI)

177 Amonte ya big dummy!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (4p0Xq)

178 >>> 159
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Hail, hail, Peruvia!
Land of common sense!
Where girls are girls
And boys are boys
And people aren't so dense!
Posted by: Anthem in progress. at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (Wc83a)

I *told* you. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. What kind of idiot thinks you need a biology degree to keep track?

Posted by: that kid from Kindergarten Cop at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (llON8)

179 He has 41 prior arrests.
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This is what leads to "three strikes rules" and similar with extreme mandatory sentences. A lot of people don't like "three strikes rules" and, objectively and rationally, I am one of them. They allow for no nuance and no context.

But this is why they happen, because they're better than the alternative. "Three strikes rules" are a response not to crime and recidivism, but to ineffectual (or even counter-effectual) judges and prosecutors. They have leeway in the law to punish criminals. When they choose not to, the people eventually remove them from the process by constraining them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (d04cU)

180 163 Peru will now stop the USS Harvey Milk from docking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (db6Z

Don't look it up on urban dictionary.

Posted by: Kinda gross at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (Wc83a)

181 After watching what law enforcement did during the lockdowns, Summer Of Love riots and allowing antifa/BLM to do their thing to innocent people in full view, I don't much give a shit. Whether "ordered" to stand down or not you stood right there and watched shit happen and enforced BS rules with vigor during covid shutdown.

When you're a part of the lawlessness in this country, WTF did you expect?

Posted by: JROD at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (IlL6s)

182 This is because of racism. Even with a black finger pulls the trigger, it's still because of racism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (d04cU)
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"Internalized racism."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (YqDXo)

183 176 The other day I read some statistic about how crime had dropped substantially in the U.S. yes, in our law-and-order society crime had decreased by some astounding number, like 25%!

And the economy is fantastic !

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (Akjoo)

184 73 Stop posting that big-ass link it's stretching out the margins.
Posted by: How many years has tinyurl been around? at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (Wc83a)

There's a CR/LF in the link so it's below the threshold.

Quityerbitchin.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Not you, Aaron Burr. It's fucking things up.

Posted by: Settle down Beavis at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (Wc83a)

185 The FBI should be abolished as the organization and all of the layabouts that make it up are pure shit.

Pure. Shit.

Also, any former layabouts of the FBI now retired collecting stolen tax payer's monies in the form a "pension" also need to be abolished and their "pensions" eliminated. Assholes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (IebSC)

186 After watching what law enforcement did during the lockdowns, Summer Of Love riots and allowing antifa/BLM to do their thing to innocent people in full view, I don't much give a shit. Whether "ordered" to stand down or not you stood right there and watched shit happen and enforced BS rules with vigor during covid shutdown.

When you're a part of the lawlessness in this country, WTF did you expect?
Posted by: JROD at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (IlL6s)
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This is another reason cops are an easy target. They have damn few defenders left. Large swathes of people demonize them and much of the rest look on in contempt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)

187
Not you, Aaron Burr. It's fucking things up.
Posted by: Settle down Beavis at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (Wc83a)

Ah, well my apologies then.

Carry on!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

188 "Internalized racism."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (YqDXo)
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And the "original sin" of slavery. Can't forget that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)

189 "Democratic Reps Jerry Nadler and Mary Gay Scanlon called the hearing a “cynical political circus” and “political theater”

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They're just a bunch of cry babies who don't want their families and them to be murdered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 15, 2024 02:45 PM (L/fGl)

190 Peru will now stop the USS Harvey Milk from docking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (db6Z

And the fantail will sashay over the horizon.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 02:45 PM (W/lyH)

191 Remember that teacher that had a video where he discussed with a student whether JK Rowling was transphobic?

Well guess what? He was fired for it last week.

So we can do anything about murderers but we can punish a teacher for differing from the established narrative...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2024 02:45 PM (ibTVg)

192 >>> 184
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Not you, Aaron Burr. It's fucking things up.
Posted by: Settle down Beavis at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (Wc83a)

Aaron Burr!

I remember when he posted pictures of his duel with Alexander Hamilton on his Facebook page.

Posted by: Brandon at May 15, 2024 02:45 PM (llON8)

193 "Democratic Reps Jerry Nadler and Mary Gay Scanlon called the hearing a “cynical political circus” and “political theater”

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And then Nadler shit his pants

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:45 PM (CIS44)

194 We prefer to focus our efforts on wayward paddle boarders.

Posted by: Eff Bee Eye at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (CVn6q)

195 Cops are, as a group:
1. Demonized by the Party as a source of all things oppressive
2. Restricted by the State and prevented from engagement under threat of extreme punishment
3. Constantly discussed by the Press as the enemy of the victim groups
4. Assaults (so long as they are by the victim groups) go unpunished

And the only ones who remotely support them are the right, but after a summer of getting their asses kicked by the left, they were given a chance to stomp their boots on MAGA necks and 100% of the Capitol police force was all in.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (P9xGM)

196 Hail, hail, Peruvia!
Land of common sense!
Where girls are girls
And boys are boys
And people aren't so dense!
Posted by: Anthem in progress. at May 15, 2024 02:40 PM (Wc83a)

All Hail Punchy
Who Leads the Land ran by the Few...
Where the women are women,
And the Men are too...

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (K+UlC)

197 Then it occurred to me - those statistics only include reported crime. But, if people are not being arrested or charged, the first thing that drops off is reporting. Hence not arresting or charging people results in less crime being reported, results in lower crime statistics.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM

Also factor in, how understaffed so many departments are. And, they aren't exactly eager to pull people over. That's usually when you catch guys with warrants etc. They try to just get through the day without being called rayciss! Saint Floyd changed policing for the worse.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (4p0Xq)

198 there's a female celeb i have a real fascination with. and to get me to go into nyc these days said female, who is a lot younger than i am, would need to spend two hours on stage reading from the odyssey and the iliad while walking around in a g-string and high heels. and maybe black fish net stockings. and even then it might depend on where in the city and what time of the day and if i could get a really good seat and where the nearest liquor store is

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (B1FKF)

199 Don't forget planting fake bombs and evidence against innocent ex- Presidents.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (pohLc)

What about the fake kidnap plots?

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (H3Mdk)

200 Peru will now stop the USS Harvey Milk from docking
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 15, 2024 02:41 PM (db6Z

And the fantail will sashay over the horizon.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 02:45 PM (W/lyH)

A whale bit the tail and all the seamen leaked out

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (NtVYv)

201 Remember that teacher that had a video where he discussed with a student whether JK Rowling was transphobic?

Well guess what? He was fired for it last week.

So we can do anything about murderers but we can punish a teacher for differing from the established narrative...
Posted by: 18-1 a

So tenure doesnt work for encouraging independent thinking.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (CIS44)

202 This is another reason cops are an easy target. They have damn few defenders left. Large swathes of people demonize them and much of the rest look on in contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)

They haven't exactly been covering themselves in glory, and that was before they enabled race riots and brutalized innocent bystanders in the Capitol building.

Posted by: Lots of own goals on their part at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (Wc83a)

203 Speaking of the FBI, did you see how uncomfortable Wray was when Rep Stefanik asked him if the FBI had a open counter-intelligence operation on Trump. She repeatedly said he was required, by law, to disclose to Congress. He wouldn't.

Like China, Wray is asshole.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2024 02:46 PM (G0vdT)

204 Every photo seen of judge Merchan confirms he has the most punchable face on the planet.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 15, 2024 02:47 PM (8JB5s)

205 Assaults on law enforcement officers are at the highest level they have been in ten years, the FBI revealed.I

Riding shotgun on the Democrat human and child trafficking stagecoaches isn't for everyone.

Posted by: The FBI at May 15, 2024 02:47 PM (Lh/d2)

206 I detest the way the MSM will refer to some Third World shithead by where he stopped for a red light once in the US.

It's like all the "Swedes" raping women in Sweden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2024 02:47 PM (uxCna)

207 Again, they've bastardized the language.

A 'phobia' is a fear of something.

Literally NO ONE is 'transphobic' or 'homophobic.'

No one lives in fear of them. Not accepting or celebrating their blasphemic mental defect is NOT a fear of anything but God, the Almighty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

208 House Republicans said Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner's "soft-on-crime" approach had created a dangerous environment in Philadelphia, by Rodrigo Torrejón
...
"Democratic Reps Jerry Nadler and Mary Gay Scanlon called the hearing a “cynical political circus”...
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (NFX2v)
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Is there anything more Current Year than a weak Republican caucus in the federal House holding hearings on prosecutorial misconduct in a single American city, then being lambasted for it by two Congressional lifers, only one of whom is from the city in question?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:48 PM (d04cU)

209 Peruvia, Peruvia..you border on the Adriatic..

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 15, 2024 02:48 PM (4p0Xq)

210 163 Peru will now stop the USS Harvey Milk from docking
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Of course it can dock! It may then be involuntarily confined to a mental health treatment facility for a 72 hour evaluation and assessment, but that's only because we're scientifically based and caring.

Posted by: Peru at May 15, 2024 02:48 PM (JCZqz)

211 ...
"Democratic Reps Jerry Nadler and Mary Gay Scanlon called the hearing a “cynical political circus”...
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:38 PM (NFX2v)

Now do Donald Trump, you pantsshitting f*cktard asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

212 This is what leads to "three strikes rules" and similar with extreme mandatory sentences. A lot of people don't like "three strikes rules" and, objectively and rationally, I am one of them. They allow for no nuance and no context.

But this is why they happen, because they're better than the alternative. "Three strikes rules" are a response not to crime and recidivism, but to ineffectual (or even counter-effectual) judges and prosecutors. They have leeway in the law to punish criminals. When they choose not to, the people eventually remove them from the process by constraining them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:43 PM (d04cU)
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This. Three strikes rules came about because judges (in particular) abused their discretion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

213 Hey lady- Michael Strahan called- he wants his grin back

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2024 02:49 PM (/7KEl)

214 If you remove the https://www. twitter links fit in the normal comment width.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2024 02:49 PM (IG4Id)

215 This is another reason cops are an easy target. They have damn few defenders left. Large swathes of people demonize them and much of the rest look on in contempt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)

Yup...Are they still taking a knee for all the cullid folks hopping around them in BLM?

Hilarious and stupid that was but they did it anyways.

It didn't help anything either.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 15, 2024 02:50 PM (IebSC)

216 They stopper Harvey Milk from docking in '78.

Posted by: It Had To Be Done at May 15, 2024 02:50 PM (FzNTb)

217 STOP RESISTING!
*WHAM WHAM WHAM*
STOP RESISTING!!!
*WHAM WHAM WHAM SQUELCH*
FUCK! You got blood and brains on my uniform! That's felony battery on an officer!!
*WHAM SQUELCH SQUELCH*
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS OBEY!!!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!!

Posted by: Heroes in black and blue and red at May 15, 2024 02:50 PM (Wc83a)

218 *on group project*

*Only person to do work on group project*

*manager focuses on nitpicking only work done on group project instead of focusing on the other two people who HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THE WORK YET*

*gets very slightly snippy...hopes it doesn't get noticed*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

219
Somebody needs a trip to the optometrist. I'm at 200% magnification on this page and A. Burr still has plenty of room on the link.

Plus tiny url sucks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (RKVpM)

220 The DA has sent him over to a mental health court which will just set him free again.

********

The woman in the middle on that panel discussion segment actually said flat out that if we had decent mental health facilities with good food and other stuff that there would be no need to involuntarily commit them, they would willingly stay in the psych ward.

Ask me how I know she has never actually met a criminally/violently insane person.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (991eG)

221 >House Republicans said Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner's "soft-on-crime" approach had created a dangerous environment in Philadelphia, by Rodrigo Torrejón

Larry Krasner won re-election in 2021with 65% of the vote. He's Philly's problem.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (rJ48h)

222 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

223
NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown
There was an oil spill but no immediate injuries reported at the Pelican Island Bridge.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (NFX2v)

224 It's like all the "Swedes" raping women in Sweden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2024 02:47 PM (uxCna)
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Exactly. The rape rate in Sweden went up 15-fold in the last 20 years or so, i.e., when they started letting wogs come there. Meanwhile, the population of Sweden only increased by 10%.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (YqDXo)

225 Posted by: Heroes in black and blue and red at May 15, 2024 02:50 PM (Wc83a)

Amazing you could type that while sucking your own dick.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (pohLc)

226 The woman in the middle on that panel discussion segment actually said flat out that if we had decent mental health facilities with good food and other stuff that there would be no need to involuntarily commit them, they would willingly stay in the psych ward.

Ask me how I know she has never actually met a criminally/violently insane person.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (991eG)

Fine. Send them to every 5 star resort on the eastern seaboard. Let's see how the rich f*cks on Martha's Vineyard like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

227 I'm homodisgustic.

Posted by: But that's just me at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (CVn6q)

228 Again, they've bastardized the language.

A 'phobia' is a fear of something.

Literally NO ONE is 'transphobic' or 'homophobic.'

No one lives in fear of them. Not accepting or celebrating their blasphemic mental defect is NOT a fear of anything but God, the Almighty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

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The Latin suffix for "hating" is "misio" -- so "transmisio" would be more appropriate.

And yes, I do not apologize for hating evil.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (4xnB9)

229 *gets very slightly snippy...hopes it doesn't get noticed*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, f

Hungry? try a snickers.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (CIS44)

230 I'm not gonna count Capitol police as police

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (Akjoo)

231
If Helena is still around...

Is our Helena the same one that posts at Insty with the flaming basket icon?

Posted by: A. Burr at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (IYwrT)

232 I thought the dude would be white based on the previous 40 releases. Priviledge and all that.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (Z8Yh2)

233 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown
There was an oil spill but no immediate injuries reported at the Pelican Island Bridge.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (NFX2v)
________________

Too bad Mayor Buttplug is still on maternity leave. He's having a particularly difficult delivery. Obstetricians are standing by with prunes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

234 UK Guardian:
Slovakia PM Robert Fico ‘fighting for life’ after five shots fired in ‘politically motivated’ attack, ministers say – live updates

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (NFX2v)

235 OT

I hope this doesn't affect my ☠️ membership status, but I'm donating my waffle maker and deep fryer to charity

Posted by: Don Black at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (/7KEl)

236 Not only did the Muslim girls beat Larson’s daughter; they also threatened her that they would claim victimhood if she complained
Posted by: Intercepted PJ Media Transmissions

I solved this bullying issue myself when in hi-school in New Orleans. I won't go into detail as it could be seen as felony assault now. Needles to say, they were VERY afraid of young Bif. Young Bif also learned the law of might versus right.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (MsrgL)

237 http://tiny.cc/09q3yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

She's buying rather than selling?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:54 PM (pohLc)

238 230 I'm not gonna count Capitol police as police
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (Akjoo)

Well they are rather brownshirty, I'll give you that, but they still bear the mantle.

Posted by: Stop resisting! at May 15, 2024 02:54 PM (Wc83a)

239 If she's serious about the husband shopping lose the ring.

Posted by: Every guy everywhere at May 15, 2024 02:54 PM (CVn6q)

240 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown

Gonna be a lotta grumpy folks when they find out they can't get off that island....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (DIB8X)

241 Judicial reparations by Judges and DAs. What they don't realize is that the release of criminals can only last so long before the public retaliates out of survival. If the courts won't do it - the people will and there will be blood.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (oiNtH)

242 The woman in the middle on that panel discussion segment actually said flat out that if we had decent mental health facilities with good food and other stuff that there would be no need to involuntarily commit them, they would willingly stay in the psych ward.

Ask me how I know she has never actually met a criminally/violently insane person.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (991eG)
____________

Love the logic. Someone who is by definition totally irrational would, in this one connection, be totally rational.

"Why, I believe I'll go check into that nice Club Med mental institution. I hear they've got shuffleboard and great food."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

243
This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM

Pleather dress. 'Phony leather' - obviously her tats are located in her FUPA. Disappointing day so far.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (RKVpM)

244 The neighbor is a SFPD cop and is a conservative and all around nice person... There are good and bad cops like everything else in life

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (Akjoo)

245 Peruvia, Peruvia..you border on the Adriatic..
Posted by: Minnfidel

**********

Peruvia, Peruvia., nestled high in the Alps.you border on the Adriatic..

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (991eG)

246 164 Stop posting that big-ass link it's stretching out the margins.
Posted by: How many years has tinyurl been around?

I am sorry. I thought that if it got past the pixy filter it was safe.

In future I will use tiny, but normally I just post the url if it fits the grey box.

Posted by: A. Burr at May 15, 2024 02:56 PM (IYwrT)

247 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown
There was an oil spill but no immediate injuries reported at the Pelican Island Bridge.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (NFX2v)

---------------

I'm sensing a pattern here.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:56 PM (Gt3b6)

248 The woman in the middle on that panel discussion segment actually said flat out that if we had decent mental health facilities with good food and other stuff that there would be no need to involuntarily commit them, they would willingly stay in the psych ward.

Ask me how I know she has never actually met a criminally/violently insane person.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (991eG)
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Reality can't get in the way of theories.

Like how Oregon, IIRC, extended insurance services very broadly so people would go to the doctor instead of clogging up the ER. They still clog up the ER, even with alternatives. It's learned behavior.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:56 PM (d04cU)

249 AR-15s are the most dangerous objects in the world in the hands of white Republicans, but if a black Democrat shoots up a neighborhood with one, it's just some youthful exuberance.
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It might be covered under Lori Lightfoot's distinction "Private combat".

Totally unlike white males owning guns the progs don't want them to own!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)

250 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

Sweaty nipples

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

251 247 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown
There was an oil spill but no immediate injuries reported at the Pelican Island Bridge.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (NFX2v)

---------------

I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:56 PM (Gt3b6)

Asian drivers ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (Akjoo)

252 Republicans are protesting the political persecution of Trump as a unified group, right? Threatening to hold bills up etc until the cases are dropped and demanding independent investigations into the links all the cases have to elected Democrats including Biden and Harris. Right????

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (H3Mdk)

253 Peruvia's main exports are Lead and Corn.

And a Lead/Corn hybrid mixture. Which has no value at all.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (fV+MH)

254
If she's serious about the husband shopping lose the ring.
Posted by: Every guy everywhere

_________

Man seeing a woman with a ring: "Off the market."

Woman seeing a man with a ring: "Ooooh! Pre-screened!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (MoZTd)

255
Sweaty nipples
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

There's nothing wrong with a sweaty woman, as long as it's not flopsweat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

256 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

She is right next to the wood

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (NtVYv)

257 Good news is that kidnapping attempts on governors are WAY down. Great job FBI!

Posted by: Ripley at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (JojsZ)

258 There's nothing wrong with a sweaty woman, as long as it's not flopsweat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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"Women don't sweat, they glisten."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (d04cU)

259 244 The neighbor is a SFPD cop and is a conservative and all around nice person... There are good and bad cops like everything else in life
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM (Akjoo)

Same here, but all I have run into are good cops.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (pohLc)

260 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown
There was an oil spill but no immediate injuries reported at the Pelican Island Bridge.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 15, 2024 02:52 PM (NFX2v)
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Bridges are a nuisance.

But it would be mitigated if we peons would just stay where we are.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)

261 75
‘ My nature says to be kind and outgoing to these sorts who slowly ’

There’s nothing kind or outgoing about my nature but there is a certain amount of pragmatism. So I do welcome these people back from their fantasy land. That is as long as they have really changed their thinking. I’m sure they don’t like being told how big an asshole they were while they were on the dark side. I know I wouldn’t anyway.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (jbnUc)

262
Sweaty nipples
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

_________

Men sweat. Women glow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (MoZTd)

263 108
26 rounds from the hip and no one hit? Somewhere, Chuck Connors weeps.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 02:23 PM (KbCG3)

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Chuck Connors? Did you mean Norris?

Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #05 at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (qfLjt)

264
Men sweat. Women glow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (MoZTd)

Women blow and men blunder.

Posted by: Men at Work at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

265
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Chuck Connors? Did you mean Norris?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #05 at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (qfLjt)

Being as Chuck Connors was The Rifleman and they're talking about shooting from the hip........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

266
Men sweat. Women glow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (MoZTd)

No they definitely sweat. They also have body odor, pass gas, and defecate.

Posted by: Everybody poops at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (Wc83a)

267 "Women don't sweat, they glisten."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (d04cU)

So true!!

Posted by: Lizzo at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (pohLc)

268 Peruvia, Peruvia..you border on the Adriatic..
Posted by: Minnfidel

**********

Peruvia, Peruvia., nestled high in the Alps.you border on the Adriatic..
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM

Hail, hail East Germany,
Land of fruit and grape.
Land where you'll regret,
If you try to escape.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (FAGAJ)

269 Chuck Connors? Did you mean Norris?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #05 at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (qfLjt)

Chuck Connors aka The Rifleman shot from the hip

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (MNhXM)

270 Ahem. The Rifleman.

Posted by: Chuck Connors at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (CVn6q)

271 Men sweat. Women glow.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (MoZTd)
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Sometimes, a smelly glow.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

272 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

If I were man and some woman came up to me dressed like that in the Home Depot, I'd stay far away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (XkYcA)

273 I don't quite need it yet, but I'm an optimist and so went ahead a punched another hole in my belt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (d04cU)

274 I'm sensing a pattern here.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 02:56 PM (Gt3b6)

No! No! No patton here lound eye! All accident. All accident.

You go now.

Posted by: Ching Chow Choo, PLA Cypher Unit #366 at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (IebSC)

275 "Women don't sweat, they glisten."
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Moist. Because someone reading this comment doesn't like the word moist.

Moist.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (SVQQi)

276 One of the things I think that Congress can and should do if Trump is elected (I know, I know) is something well within their power - that is to force by law that clearly politically funded and aligned organizations such as NYT, WAPO, NBC, CNN and ABC must now be categorized as such, and force to apply for non-profit status, being as they are associated with one political party, in order to retain their corporate status. They can no longer enjoy a public C Corp status given their in-kind contributions and affiliations to one political party.

That alone would destroy these organizations, forever...the phycological break from fantasy to reality would cause the View ladies alone to commit suicide on national TV....so satisfying....

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (K+UlC)

277 If I were man and some woman came up to me dressed like that in the Home Depot, I'd stay far away.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (XkYcA)
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You're sensible. Contrary to popular belief, most men are sensible, too. I imagine that ladies who go "husband shopping" at Home Depot in an effort to score a homeowner or contractor don't have a lot of success.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (d04cU)

278 Opening credits:

https://youtu.be/RsitJZUcFL4

Posted by: Chuck Connors at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (CVn6q)

279 Just like there are good government employees, including IRS employees.

Man, I tell you, cops have one hell of a lobby.

Posted by: "There are good ones" is a weird response to an obviously institutional problem at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (FzNTb)

280 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)
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Dress is too long.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #06 at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (qfLjt)

281 http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

She’s picking up some glitter before her shift at the Gentleman's Club.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (MNhXM)

282 Moist. Because someone reading this comment doesn't like the word moist.

Moist.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (SVQQi)
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What's the origin of "moist" being an icky word? I see it all over the place now. I imagine it has some relatively recent social media genesis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (d04cU)

283 276 That alone would destroy these organizations, forever...the phycological break from fantasy to reality would cause the View ladies alone to commit suicide on national TV....so satisfying....
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (K+UlC)

========

I still advocate for the House to refuse to pass any omnibus bills at all, any budget bill for a department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution, and only appropriations for the rest at 1914 levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

284 Like how Oregon, IIRC, extended insurance services very broadly so people would go to the doctor instead of clogging up the ER. They still clog up the ER, even with alternatives. It's learned behavior.

A Harvard study showed that people in Oregon who got the extended insurance service used the ER more, not less.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (uxCna)

285 I mean there's women and there's women.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (fV+MH)

286 "You sweaty, smelly, moist motherfuckers need Lume!"

-- Lume

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

287 Women blow and men blunder.

Posted by: Men at Work at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

I believe that was "women glow and men chunder." I.e., throw up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

288 ***Assaults on Police Officers Are At Highest Level in 10 Years, Confesses Democrat Party "Law" Enforcement Agency the FBI***
-----------------------

Sounds like they are going to armor up for the white Christian Nationalist rebellion.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (lCWOD)

289 282 What's the origin of "moist" being an icky word? I see it all over the place now. I imagine it has some relatively recent social media genesis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (d04cU)

========

I know it was in the show Dead Like Me forever ago.

I don't know if it's the origin.

In the pilot, the main character's mother hated the word. I never watched past the pilot, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (GBKbO)

290 "Man seeing a woman with a ring: "Off the market."

Incredibly stupid Woman intent on destroying everything she found admirable about her target seeing a man with a ring: "Ooooh! Pre-screened!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "

FIFY.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (ou9hh)

291 The Latin suffix for "hating" is "misio" -- so "transmisio" would be more appropriate.

That's a new one (to me). Is that how we got 'misanthrope'?

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (uVcOS)

292 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown
There was an oil spill but no immediate injuries reported at the Pelican Island Bridge.

Whoopsie!

Posted by: Tesla Autonomous Barge Division at May 15, 2024 03:05 PM (w9Wax)

293 Like how Oregon, IIRC, extended insurance services very broadly so people would go to the doctor instead of clogging up the ER. They still clog up the ER, even with alternatives. It's learned behavior.

A Harvard study showed that people in Oregon who got the extended insurance service used the ER more, not less.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (uxCna)
_______________

Is there a single liberal policy that actually does what it was intended to do, rather than quite the opposite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

294 Moist. Because someone reading this comment doesn't like the word moist.

Moist.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (SVQQi)
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What's the origin of "moist" being an icky word? I see it all over the place now. I imagine it has some relatively recent social media genesis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (d04cU)
_________

There have been several recent polls saying that women overwhelmingly hate the word "moist." I don't use the word because it's gay.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:05 PM (iFTx/)

295 "You sweaty, smelly, moist motherfuckers need Lume!"
-- Lume
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
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I was in Wal-Mart a month or so ago and there was a big Lume display. I was buying something else nearby and couldn't see it, but I sure did hear some women talking about it. They were laughing their asses off. "Is this for chicks who don't know how to take a shower? Who buys this crap?" Stuff like that.

Probably not the reaction they were going for...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:05 PM (d04cU)

296 How could this have happened??

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 15, 2024 03:05 PM (Aoykm)

297 What's the origin of "moist" being an icky word? I see it all over the place now. I imagine it has some relatively recent social media genesis.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Whiny bitches.

People hate the word 'moist' for several reasons12345:
The sound of the word itself.
Its connotations to bodily fluids.
Socialization to believe the word is disgusting.
Its semantic corollaries that make us think of bodily fluids, or effluvia.
When it is accompanied by unrelated, positive words like paradise, or when it is accompanied by sexual words.
About 10–20% of the population is averse to the word “moist.”

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (SVQQi)

298
Incredibly stupid Woman intent on destroying everything she found admirable about her target

___________

There are a lot of them. Thank God I'm off the market. Permanently.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (MoZTd)

299 Moist. Because someone reading this comment doesn't like the word moist.
Moist.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:02 PM (SVQQi)

Mike Douglas. Oh Mike Douglas. You know Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I admit it, I used to get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

Posted by: Granny Klump at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (IebSC)

300 Man seeing a woman with a ring: "Off the market."

Incredibly stupid Woman intent on destroying everything she found admirable about her target seeing a man with a ring: "Ooooh! Pre-screened!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "

Women’s pre-screening and screening process is a complete failure imo.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (MNhXM)

301
The neighbor is a SFPD cop and is a conservative and all around nice person... There are good and bad cops like everything else in life
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 02:55 PM

I lived next to a small town cop for a couple years while I flipped a house. Inadvertently oversprayed his cars when I repainted the exterior of the house with a spray gun. Oops. I apologized but he laughed it off.

He said he was sorry to see me leave when I sold the house. He said, "I never lived next to rich people before." I just laughed and said Harry, you would not believe how in debt I am right now."

In today's dollars about $180,000 gain on the flip. Trucks bringing material in at least once a week.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (RKVpM)

302 "Chuck Connors? Did you mean Norris?"

This hurt my heart a little.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (Z8Yh2)

303 Where men stiffen and women moisten.

Posted by: Down under at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (CVn6q)

304 Personally, I feel like barges should stop hitting bridges.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (fV+MH)

305 Keep voting Democrat and for people "who look like you" like it's a team sport. The DA's are largely elected positions. It's hard to have empathy for voters who are getting what they voted for.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (pe21j)

306 256 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

She is right next to the wood
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2024 02:59 PM (NtVYv)

"Have any hardwood in here?"

"We do now. HEYO!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

307 After he allegedly opened fire,
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That word is waaaaay overused.

And never when something is alleged about a conservative/Republican.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

308 Marxism preaching whites and police officers are out to kill them om the streets

Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

309 Women blow and men blunder.

Posted by: Men at Work at May 15, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
______________

I believe that was "women glow and men chunder." I.e., throw up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
_____

Pretty sure it's "plunder" . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

310 "Thank God I'm off the market. Permanently.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "

Are you? or are you just pre-screened?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (ou9hh)

311 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

If I were man and some woman came up to me dressed like that in the Home Depot, I'd stay far away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2024 03:01 PM (XkYcA)
______________

Me too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (YqDXo)

312 "Moist" isn't queer. I refuse to cede words to the left. Gay does not mean queer, it means happy and pleased.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:08 PM (pohLc)

313 I believe that was "women glow and men chunder." I.e., throw up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)
_____

Pretty sure it's "plunder" . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
______________

Maybe. I thought it was "chunder" because Aussie men are amazing beer drinkers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:08 PM (YqDXo)

314 I think ‘wet’ is the appropriate term when you’re talking dirty.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:08 PM (MNhXM)

315 Mike Douglas. Oh Mike Douglas. You know Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I admit it, I used to get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

Posted by: Granny Klump at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (IebSC)

------------

Neil Sedaka did it for my grandmother.

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 03:08 PM (Gt3b6)

316 Marxism preaching whites and police officers are out to kill them om the streets
Posted by: Skip

Well, not yet.

Not yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (SVQQi)

317 278 Opening credits:

https://youtu.be/RsitJZUcFL4
Posted by: Chuck Connors at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (CVn6q)

Greatest opening in all of TV. Guy pops off like 13 shots and then reloads with one with an expression that says, "That oughta do it."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (KbCG3)

318 The night was...moist?

Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (Z8Yh2)

319 The number of assaults on officers is artificially low because of all the depolicing. Think about how high the number would be if officers were aggressively trying to arrest criminals instead of laying low to avoid conflict.

Posted by: Dave at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (nLwaa)

320 Moist on his own retard.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)

321 If I were man and some woman came up to me dressed like that in the Home Depot, I'd stay far away.

Depends, on price and my financial situation. Been a long dry spell....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (pohLc)

322 The night was...moist?
Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (Z8Yh2)
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That's what I thought of too.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)

323 Pretty sure it's "plunder" . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
______________

Maybe. I thought it was "chunder" because Aussie men are amazing beer drinkers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara a

tis both, there are 2 diff lines

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)

324 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:

-

This is apparently a thing now.

Men are pointing out that if they went and hung out at Victorias Secret or similar "womens" spaces in the hopes of meeting a mate they'd almost certainly have the cops called on them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (f6xX0)

325 "Moist" isn't queer. I refuse to cede words to the left. Gay does not mean queer, it means happy and pleased.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:08 PM (pohLc)
++++
Queer doesn't mean homosexual, either. It means strange or unusual or weird. Alternatively, and less commonly, it can also mean an unexpected variable as in "if nothing comes along to queer the deal, it'll close on the 23rd."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)

326
Are you? or are you just pre-screened?
Posted by: FeatherBlade

___________

Like some woman would be interested in me. Her Majesty excepted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (MoZTd)

327 About 10–20% of the population is averse to the word “moist.”
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (SVQQi)

The night was moist.

Posted by: Mama from Throw Mama From The Train at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (AiZBA)

328 278 Opening credits:

https://youtu.be/RsitJZUcFL4
Posted by: Chuck Connors at May 15, 2024 03:03 PM (CVn6q)

Greatest opening in all of TV. Guy pops off like 13 shots and then reloads with one with an expression that says, "That oughta do it."
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (KbCG3)
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I notice they don't show him actually hitting anything or anyone...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (7fElN)

329 We know what you are. We're just establishing the price.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (CVn6q)

330 The night was...moist?
Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (Z8Yh2)
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Sure. You could say that.

If you want style points, though, you would describe it as "sultry" - assuming, of course, that it's also a hot night.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)

331 Man seeing a woman with a ring: "Off the market."

Incredibly stupid Woman intent on destroying everything she found admirable about her target seeing a man with a ring: "Ooooh! Pre-screened!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "

Women’s pre-screening and screening process is a complete failure imo.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM (MNhXM)
_______________

Does it occur to such women that if they score with "pre-screened" men they've selected for men who are unfaithful?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

332 Sultry. Throw mama from the train joke.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (Z8Yh2)

333 / too late sock

Posted by: Napoleon XIV at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (AiZBA)

334 18 is a teenager, but also an adult.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (ynpvh)

335 >>> ... Anna Kasparian ranting about the case. She's born-again hard on crime since she was assaulted by vagrants.

Sorry it took that to convince her!

Posted by: m at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (o3SCB)

336 Partly queer with a chance of fag.

Thanks Dave Attell.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (MNhXM)

337 I like a man who is in touch with his feminine side like President Obama.....

We need more people like this in the Military.....

Posted by: Representative AOC at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (s+cGt)

338 Traveling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said
"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"...

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover, yeah"

Posted by: Men At Work at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (IebSC)

339 Sultry. Throw mama from the train joke.
Posted by: Disgusted at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (Z8Yh2)
++++
Ah. Never seen it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (d04cU)

340 331 Does it occur to such women that if they score with "pre-screened" men they've selected for men who are unfaithful?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

======

"Imma queen. He'll know that. Unlike his uggo wife."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

341 Like the Flintstones carwash.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (fV+MH)

342 "You sweaty, smelly, moist motherfuckers need Lume!"
-- Lume
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I was in Wal-Mart a month or so ago and there was a big Lume display. I was buying something else nearby and couldn't see it, but I sure did hear some women talking about it. They were laughing their asses off. "Is this for chicks who don't know how to take a shower? Who buys this crap?" Stuff like that.

Probably not the reaction they were going for...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:05 PM (d04cU)
_______

True, but that's also true of 90% of the hygiene products marketed and sold to women. It's all over-priced crap sold to women driven paranoid by marketing. Have you ever been in the "feminine hygiene" aisle? Jesus.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (iFTx/)

343 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown

Once is incompetence, twice is enemy action?

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (2ocoG)

344 Does it occur to such women that if they score with "pre-screened" men they've selected for men who are unfaithful?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
++++
He made a great exception for her, and besides, she will defend against homewreckers more effectively than that prior bitch did.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (d04cU)

345 Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
---
Chunder = fart ?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)

346 Of course if this woman came up to me in a Home Depot asking for help I wouldn't say no if I were a man:

https://tinyurl.com/2fdwztj3

Id help her even though I am a woman, but I don't want her to move in with me in suburbia

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (XkYcA)

347 You know it's true, because trusted institution, THE FBI, said it was.

I love when Legacy Media outlets uncritically report what the Gestapo tells them to report.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (FRT/w)

348 "Moist" isn't queer. I refuse to cede words to the left. Gay does not mean queer, it means happy and pleased.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:08 PM (pohLc)
++++
Queer doesn't mean homosexual, either. It means strange or unusual or weird. Alternatively, and less commonly, it can also mean an unexpected variable as in "if nothing comes along to queer the deal, it'll close on the 23rd."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)
______________

Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

349 If Sean (AJW) keeps crushing on Ana like that, his fiance might leave him.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (UnA8+)

350 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

-------------

"She's a Maneater" by Hall & Oates immediately popped into my head.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (Gt3b6)

351 There have been several recent polls saying that women overwhelmingly hate the word "moist."

It's not even recent. The first such poll was in the 80s.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (2ocoG)

352 ---
Chunder = fart ?
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)

Vomit

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (Akjoo)

353 Queer doesn't mean homosexual, either. It means strange or unusual or weird. Alternatively, and less commonly, it can also mean an unexpected variable as in "if nothing comes along to queer the deal, it'll close on the 23rd."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

-

Also a psy-op to help people believe they're happy and not feces-eating men living in a culture of abuse, predation, and disease.

"Gay"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (f6xX0)

354 A Harvard study showed that people in Oregon who got the extended insurance service used the ER more, not less.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2024 03:04 PM (uxCna)
---
"Harvard study?"

Hmmm...Where did they plagiarize the results from?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (7fElN)

355 True, but that's also true of 90% of the hygiene products marketed and sold to women. It's all over-priced crap sold to women driven paranoid by marketing. Have you ever been in the "feminine hygiene" aisle? Jesus.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (iFTx/)
++++
As Allan Serman put it in "Chim-Chim-Cheree:"

I've lived all my life in this weird wonderland
I keep buying things that I don't understand,
'Cause they promise me miracles, magic, and hope,
But, somehow, it always turns out to be soap

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

356 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

357 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)
Yes, but queer denotes something that is less than desirable, or normal.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc)

358
True, but that's also true of 90% of the hygiene products marketed and sold to women.

_________

At the supermarket, four and a half aisles are for women's products and half an aisle is for men.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (MoZTd)

359 NBC News: Barge slams into Galveston bridge in Texas, causing partial collapse and shutdown

Once is incompetence, twice is enemy action?
Posted by: Ian S.

Nah. This one didn't mess up much except some people getting off the island to go to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (SVQQi)

360 I notice they don't show him actually hitting anything or anyone...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (7fElN)

Didn't he shoot his girlfriend and then kill himself...maybe this was a prelude...

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (K+UlC)

361 325 Queer doesn't mean homosexual, either. It means strange or unusual or weird. Alternatively, and less commonly, it can also mean an unexpected variable as in "if nothing comes along to queer the deal, it'll close on the 23rd."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)

Keep that in mind when you hear the phrase "Queer Theory". It's not just a noun, it's also a command.
"Queer Theory." As in make the very act of theorizing or having theories meaningless.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (UnA8+)

362 358 At the supermarket, four and a half aisles are for women's products and half an aisle is for men.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (MoZTd)

=======

Because men are picky and won't buy products with pink flowers on it!

Men must be eradicated!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)

363 Chunder = fart ?

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (krQz2)
____________

No. It means "vomit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

364 Pretty sure it's "plunder" . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)
______________

Maybe. I thought it was "chunder" because Aussie men are amazing beer drinkers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara a

tis both, there are 2 diff lines
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:09 PM (CIS44)
____

Correct, but the "women glow" line is the one with "plunder." The "chunder" is in a different like about beer, IIRC.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

365 Moist is just fetch. They made it a thing. Large numbers of people did not independently arrives at this opinion.

Posted by: The Moistness at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (FzNTb)

366 Vagrant is polite word for bum.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (pohLc)

367 At the supermarket, four and a half aisles are for women's products and half an aisle is for men.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

not nearly enough dedicated to beard oil for my liking.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (CIS44)

368 The woman in the middle on that panel discussion segment actually said flat out that if we had decent mental health facilities with good food and other stuff that there would be no need to involuntarily commit them, they would willingly stay in the psych ward.

Ask me how I know she has never actually met a criminally/violently insane person.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM (991eG)

I've spent my share of time on psych wards (and boy, are my arms tired), you know who complains about the food?

Really really REALLY crazy people who think you're poisoning them. The ones who are there, and needed a tune up, if they don't like the food, they get their arses straight, and leave as soon as they can.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

369 Yes, but queer denotes something that is less than desirable, or normal.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (pohLc)
---
And something to smear.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (krQz2)

370 At the supermarket, four and a half aisles are for women's products and half an aisle is for men.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (MoZTd)
++++
PINK TAX! PINK TAX! IT COSTS ME A BILLION DOLLARS TO GET READY FOR A DATE! YOU'D BETTER PAY! SPRINKLE SPRINKLE!

Posted by: TikTok Dating Coach at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (d04cU)

371 I don't think she wants to destroy the patriarchy.

Posted by: Just a hunch at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (CVn6q)

372 >>> 231
If Helena is still around...

Is our Helena the same one that posts at Insty with the flaming basket icon?
Posted by: A. Burr at May 15, 2024 02:53 PM (IYwrT)

Also Not Me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (llON8)

373 True, but that's also true of 90% of the hygiene products marketed and sold to women.

_________

At the supermarket, four and a half aisles are for women's products and half an aisle is for men.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Used to go into Bath & Body Works with the wife and ask, "where's the men's shelf?"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (SVQQi)

374 I notice they don't show him actually hitting anything or anyone...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (7fElN)

Didn't he shoot his girlfriend and then kill himself...maybe this was a prelude...
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (K+UlC)
----
Might be thinking of "Psycho Dad" from "Married with Children"...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (7fElN)

375 336 Partly queer with a chance of fag.

Thanks Dave Attell.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (MNhXM)

A truly magical hour of comedy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

376 No one should be a lawyer nor judge without having served as a beat patrolmen for two years. Sick of these c razed lawyers.

Posted by: Fred at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (bXvrr)

377 Id help her even though I am a woman, but I don't want her to move in with me in suburbia
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2024 03:12 PM (XkYcA)
++++
Very, very pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (d04cU)

378 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Voluntarily Homeless is what I say when a woke do gooder talks about the ‘homeless’ problem.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (MNhXM)

379 Moist is just fetch. They made it a thing. Large numbers of people did not independently arrives at this opinion.

Marketers discovered that 40 years ago. It wasn't made a thing, women are pre-programmed to hate the word because it reminds them of their dank snizzes. Or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (2ocoG)

380 Keep that in mind when you hear the phrase "Queer Theory". It's not just a noun, it's also a command.
"Queer Theory." As in make the very act of theorizing or having theories meaningless.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2024 03:14 PM (UnA8+)
____________

Pet peeve: scientists (real ones, not "social" scientists) use "theory" to refer to concepts that have been extensively tried and successfully tested (e.g., quantum mechanics), not some wild-assed guess, hunch, or communist propaganda. The term for the latter is "shit."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

381 PINK TAX! PINK TAX! IT COSTS ME A BILLION DOLLARS TO GET READY FOR A DATE! YOU'D BETTER PAY! SPRINKLE SPRINKLE!
Posted by: TikTok Dating Coach

We know what you are. We're just haggling over the price.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (SVQQi)

382 Assaults on law enforcement officers are at the highest level they have been in ten years, the FBI revealed.
--
But these were mostly peaceful assaults.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #07 at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (qfLjt)

383 [not nearly enough dedicated to beard oil for my liking.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (CIS44)

I am embarrassed to admit I have beard oil. Unopened. Sold to me by a cute young thing who said it would be good. But I can't. I don't get it. You know, because I'm not an ancient Mesopotamian king.

Posted by: Why? at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (FzNTb)

384 "Imma queen. He'll know that. Unlike his uggo wife."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:11 PM (GBKbO)

-----------------

"Vanity, DEFINITELY my favorite sin ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (Gt3b6)

385 Might be thinking of "Psycho Dad" from "Married with Children"...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (7fElN)

Yeah, different guy - sorry Chuck!

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (K+UlC)

386 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
---
Especially since real communism has never even been tried.

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (krQz2)

387 ========

I still advocate for the House to refuse to pass any omnibus bills at all, any budget bill for a department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution, and only appropriations for the rest at 1914 levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
----------------------

Every member of the House that wants anything RHINO, Johnson should immediately pull off committee assignments and pull any campaign funding.
That would eliminate a number of RHINO votes.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (lCWOD)

388 That kid shooting the crowd would have been perfectly fine in Washington State. Here there is a ten round limit on magazines, so totes OK!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (W/lyH)

389 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Well you're really gonna love "unhoused".

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (H3Mdk)

390 Opening credits:

https://youtu.be/RsitJZUcFL4
Posted by: Chuck Connors

********

Rifle seated firmly in the crotch of his skin tight jeans, at a tantalizing upward angle, ejecting shells with each rapid stoke of the right hand, the Rifleman gets his nan. Totally not ghey.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (991eG)

391 I am embarrassed to admit I have beard oil. Unopened. Sold to me by a cute young thing who said it would be good. But I can't. I don't get it. You know, because I'm not an ancient Mesopotamian king.
Posted by: Why?

I love it, I get really dry skin under my beard so it greatly helps with that. use it couple-3 times a week.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (CIS44)

392 "You know, because I'm not an ancient Mesopotamian king.
Posted by: Why? "

That's a fantastic style of beard, though. You could be a trend-setter in bringing it back!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (ou9hh)

393 No one should be a lawyer nor judge without having served as a ~~beat patrolmen~~ corrections officer for two years. Sick of these c razed lawyers.
Posted by: Fred

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (SVQQi)

394 That kid shooting the crowd would have been perfectly fine in Washington State. Here there is a ten round limit on magazines, so totes OK!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:18 PM (W/lyH)
++++
And people who spray fire into the street are known for being law-abiding.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (d04cU)

395 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM

Danger, Will Robinson!

And what are those things on her eyes? Do women think that makes them look attractive?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (FAGAJ)

396 PINK TAX! PINK TAX! IT COSTS ME A BILLION DOLLARS TO GET READY FOR A DATE! YOU'D BETTER PAY! SPRINKLE SPRINKLE!
Posted by: TikTok Dating Coach at May 15, 2024 03:15 PM (d04cU)

"Grizzle grizzle, ladies!" - Everyone else

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (2ocoG)

397 I notice they don't show him actually hitting anything or anyone...

Those were courtesy shots. Kind of like how we use turn signals.

Posted by: t-bird at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (GN7By)

398 A truly magical hour of comedy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

Definitely. He’s my favorite comic. I always thought ace has the same type of humor. Of course ace can’t cross some lines like Attell.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

399 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Voluntarily Homeless is what I say when a woke do gooder talks about the ‘homeless’ problem.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:17 PM (MNhXM)
______________

I eschew the term "homeless" for a fundamental reason: it implies that providing a home for the "homeless" would solve the problem. It wouldn't. The "homeless" are in fact mentally ill and/or druggies, and would be such if they were put up in the Taj Mahal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

400 What? They're shooting each other, burning the ghetto, and aborting their children? I don't see the problem here.

Posted by: Justin Time at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (wRDB/)

401 I still advocate for the House to refuse to pass any omnibus bills at all, any budget bill for a department not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution, and only appropriations for the rest at 1914 levels.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
---
Wait. Are you proposing...a budget??!!!

Fox News has radicalized you!

Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

402 I don't like moist because it reminds me of maoist.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (H3Mdk)

403 He's such a bad shot the EPA should charge him for improper lead dumping. They never let anyone off.

Posted by: DaveA at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (FhXTo)

404 I eschew the term "homeless" for a fundamental reason: it implies that providing a home for the "homeless" would solve the problem. It wouldn't. The "homeless" are in fact mentally ill and/or druggies, and would be such if they were put up in the Taj Mahal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)
++++
Yes. That is why we have a word for it: vagrancy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (d04cU)

405 Ace would probably say "clown pussy" if he could.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (fV+MH)

406 Well you're really gonna love "unhoused".

I love that "homeless" somehow became racist, so they have to use "unhoused" now.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (2ocoG)

407 What does this have to do with All You Can Eat Shrimp?

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

408 Rifle seated firmly in the crotch of his skin tight jeans, at a tantalizing upward angle, ejecting shells with each rapid stoke of the right hand, the Rifleman gets his nan. Totally not ghey.
Posted by: Muldoon

Pa! You shot gran!
Posting by: Johnny Crawford

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (SVQQi)

409 Mike Douglas. Oh Mike Douglas. You know Mike Douglas used to make me moist when I watched his show. I admit it, I used to get moist when I watched his show. Only white man ever did that to me was Mike Douglas.

Posted by: Granny Klump at May 15, 2024 03:06 PM

My mom loved Mike Douglas. One day I came home from school and she said that she had seen a segment on his show about talking to your teen about drugs. She said that I could tell her anything and she wouldn't get mad. She asked if I had ever smoked pot. Stupid me said yes and she smacked me across the face. Hard.

I learned my lesson that day. Not about pot but about being honest with my mom.

Posted by: Cheri at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (oiNtH)

410 One judge in DC releases this thug and another sentences an anti abortion protestor to five years in prison.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (MNhXM)

411 399 I eschew the term "homeless" for a fundamental reason: it implies that providing a home for the "homeless" would solve the problem. It wouldn't. The "homeless" are in fact mentally ill and/or druggies, and would be such if they were put up in the Taj Mahal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)

"Those who should be dead, but the badass vigilante man hasn't come and killed them yet."

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (UnA8+)

412 401 Wait. Are you proposing...a budget??!!!

Fox News has radicalized you!
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

========

Fox News is too right wing for me! I can't even read them anymore!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (GBKbO)

413 398 A truly magical hour of comedy.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

Definitely. He’s my favorite comic. I always thought ace has the same type of humor. Of course ace can’t cross some lines like Attell.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

I think he peaked with Skanks. Then again, that's a hell of a peak.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

414 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 02:51 PM
***

She would appreciate my nail driver.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (W/lyH)

415 Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the lips and shribbled balls
I'm in the clueless middle without any plans
I'm a boy, homo and I'm a pussy
I'm eighty, and I don't know what I want
Eighty, I just don't know what I want
Eighty, I gotta get away from Trump
I gotta get out of this DC, I'll go runnin in outer space, oh yeah
I got a baby's brain, an old man's heart, and shitty under pants
Took eighty years to get this far
Don't always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like I'm livin' in the middle of dementia doubt
'Cause I'm eighty
I get confused everyday
Eighty, I just don't know what to say
Eighty, I gotta get away from Trump
Lines form on my face and my hands
Lines form on the left and right
I'm in the end, the end of life
I'm a boy, Homo Lover and I'm a old man
I'm eighty and I don't like it
Yes I don't like it, oh I don't like it, hate it, hate it,
Eighty, Eighty!
Eighty, eighty and I dislike it

Posted by: Representative AOC at May 15, 2024 03:22 PM (VYql4)

416 love that "homeless" somehow became racist, so they have to use "unhoused" now.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (2ocoG)
--------

Once a thing starts to remind people too much of that thing, the Left have to give it a fresh name.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 03:22 PM (H3Mdk)

417 gree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Well you're really gonna love "unhoused".

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (H3Mdk)
_________________

"Experiencing homelessness." Also "experiencing a buttload of drugs."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

418 408 Rifle seated firmly in the crotch of his skin tight jeans, at a tantalizing upward angle, ejecting shells with each rapid stoke of the right hand, the Rifleman gets his nan. Totally not ghey.
Posted by: Muldoon

Pa! You shot gran!
Posting by: Johnny Crawford
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:20 PM (SVQQi)

It's pronounced, "paw."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:22 PM (KbCG3)

419 417 gree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Unhoused H8er

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2024 03:22 PM (Akjoo)

420 Used to go into Bath & Body Works with the wife and ask, "where's the men's shelf?"

Posted by: rickb223

It was by one of the checkout kiosks; but, you had to look closely as it was only the bottom 2 rows.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (IU4H7)

421 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Well you're really gonna love "unhoused".
Posted by: ...
---
*experiencing houselessness has entered the chat*

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (xQ/4D)

422 One judge in DC releases this thug and another sentences an anti abortion protestor to five years in prison.
Posted by: polynikes

*checks color wheel*
*checks sentencing guidlines*
*checks DNC talking point*

Totes OK!
-DC Judges

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (CIS44)

423 422 Totes OK!
-DC Judges
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (CIS44)

========

"There are no DC judges and flyover judges. There are just judges."
-John Roberts

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

424 He has 41 prior arrests.
.......

I thought he was oddly familiar looking.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (v0R5T)

425 And people who spray fire into the street are known for being law-abiding.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:19 PM (d04cU)

Oh!
So you've been to Seattle/Chaz?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:24 PM (W/lyH)

426 A guy I work with says women with hog rings in their face and multicolored hair are like coral snakes or Gila monsters, those are warnings telling you to stay the fuck away.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:24 PM (pohLc)

427 It was by one of the checkout kiosks; but, you had to look closely as it was only the bottom 2 rows.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

*fist bump

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:24 PM (SVQQi)

428 I refuse to cede words to the left.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

---------

I still refuse to refer to "blue" and "red" in the way most people do.
Red are the revolutionaries and that means democrats
Blue is the color of the Union. Republicans.

This got flipped because after Reagan kept winning, some asshole social psychologist published an article in NYT blaming it on Regan wearing blue ties. Seriously. So the networks switched their maps so the commies could have the "nice" color.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 15, 2024 03:24 PM (IYwrT)

429 Rifle seated firmly in the crotch of his skin tight jeans, at a tantalizing upward angle, ejecting shells with each rapid stoke of the right hand, the Rifleman gets his nan. Totally not ghey.
Posted by: Muldoon

And then smirks at the camera afterwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (W/lyH)

430 guy I work with says women with hog rings in their face and multicolored hair are like coral snakes or Gila monsters, those are warnings telling you to stay the fuck away.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

Nose rings? Touch it to a nine volt battery.

How To Jumpstart A Millennial

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (SVQQi)

431 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

I listen to some of his partial sets on Pandora.

This morning he cracked me up with

I like to cuddle but there is a thin line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (MNhXM)

432 How close are we to revenge, vigilante justice?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (UYq9f)

433 426 A guy I work with says women with hog rings in their face and multicolored hair are like coral snakes or Gila monsters, those are warnings telling you to stay the fuck away.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:24 PM (pohLc)

Go on YouTube and find the video of the girl who realizes why men don't want to marry her.

Describes her perfectly.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (KbCG3)

434 Once a thing starts to remind people too much of that thing, the Left have to give it a fresh name.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2024 03:22 PM (H3Mdk)
______________

Once people catch on to what the term refers to, it gets stink on it and has to be replaced.

See, e.g., "relief," "welfare," "aid to dependent families," "EBT."

See also "progressive" (ca. 1900-1930), "liberal" (ca. 1930-1980), then back to "progressive" (ca. 1980-), this last usage meaning in fact "communist" (as in Soviet propaganda supporting "progressive" movements in unsuspecting countries).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

435 325 Queer doesn't mean homosexual, either. It means strange or unusual or weird. Alternatively, and less commonly, it can also mean an unexpected variable as in "if nothing comes along to queer the deal, it'll close on the 23rd."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:10 PM (d04cU)
----
It does mean homosexual as one of its meanings. I just looked it up. Oxford Dict.

Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #08 at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (qfLjt)

436 Red are the revolutionaries and that means democrats
Blue is the color of the Union. Republicans.

Posted by: Gentlemen

League of Women Voters instituted the change.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (IU4H7)

437 433 426 A guy I work with says women with hog rings in their face and multicolored hair are like coral snakes or Gila monsters, those are warnings telling you to stay the fuck away.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2024 03:24 PM (pohLc)

Go on YouTube and find the video of the girl who realizes why men don't want to marry her.

Describes her perfectly.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (KbCG3)
_______________

Aposematism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM (YqDXo)

438 And then smirks at the camera afterwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah, chuck was no ghey dude though - he played national baseball and NBA basketball (the Celtics) before his acting career - he was all man.

Wait, so maybe gay?

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM (K+UlC)

439 432 How close are we to revenge, vigilante justice?
Posted by: Ribbed at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (UYq9f)

Probably not super close.

Posted by: Daniel Penny's Soon To Be Stretched Out Colon at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM (FzNTb)

440 Apparently ace has expired.

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM (fV+MH)

441
See, e.g., "relief," "welfare," "aid to dependent families," "EBT."

________

The dole

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM (MoZTd)

442 uy I work with says women with hog rings in their face and multicolored hair are like coral snakes or Gila monsters, those are warnings telling you to stay the fuck away.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

I’m weird in that I actually like a small jeweled nose stud but am absolutely turned of by the hog ring. It could be on Kate Upton and I would take a hard pass.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (MNhXM)

443 It does mean homosexual as one of its meanings. I just looked it up. Oxford Dict.
Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #08 at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (qfLjt)
++++
I'd have to go check the real Oxford dictionary. I'll try to remember to do it this weekend when I have access to it. I strongly suspect that it is a more-recent definition, probably post-1900. Like with "gay" it was a word that was later applied to the condition (though wasn't fully co-opted as some positive thing until fairly recently).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (d04cU)

444 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Well you're really gonna love "unhoused".
Posted by: ...
-----
YOU MEAN "URBAN CAMPER"????

Posted by: lin-duh (sharon's (willow's apprentice) apprentice) at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (d2Zdq)

445 431 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:21 PM (KbCG3)

I listen to some of his partial sets on Pandora.

This morning he cracked me up with

I like to cuddle but there is a thin line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (MNhXM)

The delivery of that line is fantastic.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (KbCG3)

446 Red are the communist revolutionaries and that means democrats
Blue is the color of the Union. Republicans.

Posted by: Gentlemen

League of Women Voters instituted the change.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:26 PM (IU4H7)
____________

They switched the two because associating the Democrats with communists was just a little too close to the truth.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (YqDXo)

447 Whelp its official. Tacos and burritos ARE in fact sandwiches.

https://tinyurl.com/4r79sjc7

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (CIS44)

448 The dole
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Universal basic income.
Make everyone dependent on gov handouts.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:29 PM (IU4H7)

449 And then smirks at the camera afterwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2024 03:25 PM (W/lyH)

Yeah, chuck was no ghey dude though - he played national baseball and NBA basketball (the Celtics) before his acting career - he was all man.

Wait, so maybe gay?
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:27 P

He actually was in a homo porn film.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:29 PM (MNhXM)

450 They switched the two because associating the Democrats with communists was just a little too close to the truth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It was and is the complete truth.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:29 PM (IU4H7)

451 See, e.g., "relief," "welfare," "aid to dependent families," "EBT."

________

The dole

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM (MoZTd)
______________

Good point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

452
Apparently ace has expired.
Posted by: eleven

_________

Shelves collapsed on him. Charles Alkan died the same way.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:30 PM (MoZTd)

453
Aposematism.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:27 PM

It pays to improve your word power.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 15, 2024 03:30 PM (RKVpM)

454 How close are we to revenge, vigilante justice?
Posted by: Ribbed

Funny, that reminded me of the movie "Falling Down". And that was made in 1993. It's been 31 years, things have gotten WAY worse, and still no general "vigilante" justice.
Or...maybe there is and we don't hear about it.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 15, 2024 03:30 PM (vcOmj)

455 The delivery of that line is fantastic.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 15, 2024 03:28 PM (KbCG3)

His delivery is part of his comic genius.

Posted by: polynikes at May 15, 2024 03:30 PM (MNhXM)

456 This exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

Excuse me Miss, I'm looking for hardwood floors.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2024 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

457 Apparently ace has expired.
Posted by: eleven

Oh man, then is going to be the world's longest thread then...God help us

Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2024 03:31 PM (K+UlC)

458 Ace lives!!!!!

nnod

Posted by: eleven at May 15, 2024 03:31 PM (fV+MH)

459 Nood perjurer

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:31 PM (IU4H7)

460
Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum. Habemus nood!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2024 03:31 PM (MoZTd)

461 his exhausted blonde in a leather dress wants to retreat to quiet suburbia, so she's husband shopping at Home Depot:
http://tiny.cc/09q3yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Aye carumba!

Posted by: Manuel Labor at May 15, 2024 03:32 PM (v0R5T)

462 We have seized your smart military blog. Next we will commence the probings.

Just let me get ready, so excited!

Posted by: One in ten people probed at May 15, 2024 03:32 PM (UfRqq)

463 The dole
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Universal basic income.
Make everyone dependent on gov handouts.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 15, 2024 03:29 PM (IU4H7)
_____________

Yep. Preview of coming attractions.

Jordan Peterson has pointed out that it is illegal for the military to accept recruits with IQs below 83, because experience showed that such recruits could not be taught to do anything sufficiently productive to warrant accepting them.

That means that a significant fraction of certain demographics are increasingly marginalized in the employment market as jobs continue to shift from manual labor to intellectual labor. What to do with people who just aren't bright enough to function in a progressively more sophisticated economy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

464 It was a dank and moisty night...

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 15, 2024 03:33 PM (ZdexC)

465 421 Agree 100%. Now do "homeless," when in fact people mean "vagrant."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

oh lord yes, that's one of my huge pet peeves
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 15, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Well you're really gonna love "unhoused".
Posted by: ...
---
*experiencing houselessness has entered the chat*

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 15, 2024 03:23 PM (xQ/4D)
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experiencing unvacant domicilic premises

Posted by: Ciampino - Tidbit #09 at May 15, 2024 03:33 PM (qfLjt)

466 I'd have to go check the real Oxford dictionary. I'll try to remember to do it this weekend when I have access to it. I strongly suspect that it is a more-recent definition, probably post-1900. Like with "gay" it was a word that was later applied to the condition (though wasn't fully co-opted as some positive thing until fairly recently).
Posted by: Joe Mannix

OED - gay is borrowed from the French - gai

Of course it is.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2024 03:33 PM (SVQQi)

467 454 Or...maybe there is and we don't hear about it.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 15, 2024 03:30 PM (vcOmj)

True Operators won't brag about their kills.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2024 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

468 463 That means that a significant fraction of certain demographics are increasingly marginalized in the employment market as jobs continue to shift from manual labor to intellectual labor. What to do with people who just aren't bright enough to function in a progressively more sophisticated economy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 15, 2024 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

Make them dig their own graves.

Posted by: XTC at May 15, 2024 03:34 PM (UnA8+)

469 League of Women Voters instituted the change.
Posted by: AZ deplorable

I did not know their role. I think the main driver was wikipedia.
There was a guy who did electoral maps and he owned that space on the internet, and he had it right.
His maps were very good, and wiki refused to use them and instead insisted on redoing them to fit the narrative.

But the NYT even had an article about (I think it was NBC) switching colors on one election night. (or maybe CBS. They were the most commie back then) This was 84 maybe. Until then no one even considered red for republicans, but they wanted to make a statement. I also think there were a few articles in the philly newpapers leading up to this about how the Republicans had an unfair advantage due to them being "blue."

Madness, but still I refuse to change history. It is who we are. Red is commies, and Blue is the union.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 15, 2024 03:37 PM (IYwrT)

470 This just really getting started folks. Oh, it's going to get a WHOLE HELL OF A LOT WORSE from here. Radical, extremist violent crime is going to absolutely explode and the cops will increasingly turn away from trying to stop it. There's no upside and all downside. Instead, they'll turn to "soft" targets: people who try to defend themselves. This is all by design and the Gormless Old Prats will not lift a finger against it. They will send another $100 billion to Ukraine because muh "democracy".

This country is being gutted like a fish.

Posted by: CIA at May 15, 2024 03:37 PM (PWI4f)

471 I hate that use of "teen" as a descriptor of a criminal, when the guy's 18. He's an adult. Call him a young man if you're trying to dredge up some sympathy for the AK-wielding suspect. Describing him as a "teen" is so blatantly manipulative. Like, "What is he? 14? 12?"

Weird how they see a black ute spraying a neighborhood with the very Instrument of Death™ that they so loathe in any other instance -- hell, a kid with a rubber band gun will be portrayed as a white-nationalist NRA member -- but here, he's just a teen who's made a poor choice.

Posted by: red speck at May 15, 2024 03:48 PM (0Id0S)

472 Late to the party, but you'd be astounded at how many cops are assaulted or killed this year.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 15, 2024 03:49 PM (d2bW3)

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