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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/19/24)1
Quote I “What I really didn’t like was the fact that as an officer of the court, he walked out and bashed the proceedings, the court, the judiciary, and that’s not fair. And as an officer of the court you have a duty to uphold that." Gutless RINO US Senator who spoke anonymously. The Republicans in D.C. still don't get it do they.
Quote II “One thing is to take tradition into account, to consider situations from the past. But quite another is to be closed up inside a dogmatic box. A bishop must be a shepherd and the shepherd must be in the middle of his herd and maybe right in there with his flock, be it pretty, ugly, big, small, good or bad.” Pope Francis
"Keeps Falling", a great song and video.
Dear College Graduate, didn't you learn anything in college?
After graduating college, I couldn't get a full-time job, so I am working several part-time gigs. I am frustrated because I didn't know it would be this hard to make ends meet after college. I am trying to look on the bright side and understand that I am learning financial lessons.
Sounds like whiny grad has parents which didn't teach any lessons either about the real world. In the event that she is looking for a friend to commiserate with, I would like to introduce her to Ms. Lacey Gero. A brand new flock of Karens. How refreshing.
Let's Go Brandon!!!!
NEW JERSEY Businesspeople do not dispute giving gold, cash to Menendezes — but say they were ‘gifts’
Prosecutors gave jurors a show-and-tell of gold bars and bags of cash seized from the Menendez home
Hogan Backs Codifying Roe, Tacking Left on Abortion Ahead of a Tough Race The former two-term Republican governor, who vetoed legislation in Maryland to expand abortion access, called himself “pro-choice” in an interview and said he would back a federal law to ensure access to the procedure.
Democratic town furious over migrant shelter opening in neighborhood Residents in a New England town are fuming that they have not been consulted on plans to convert a former state prison into a tax-payer-funded migrant shelter for hundreds of people. The state is refurbishing Norfolk, Massachusetts' Bay State Correctional Center, a former minimum-security dorm-like facility, to accommodate migrants and homeless individuals who are currently holed up at Boston's Logan International Airport and are on the waitlist for an emergency shelter program. The facility is located on the grounds of Massachusetts Correctional Institution (MCI), a medium-security prison. Norfolk has a population of about 11,500 and voted heavily in favor of President Joe Biden in 2020.
This should put a smile on your face as well. The UAW couldn't rig this election.
Mercedes-Benz workers in Alabama have voted against union representation by the United Auto Workers, the National Labor Relations Board said Friday. The results are a blow to the UAW’s organizing efforts a month after the Detroit union won an organizing drive of roughly 4,330 Volkswagen plant workers in Tennessee. The Mercedes-Benz vote was expected to be more challenging for the union than the Volkswagen plant, where the union had already established a presence after two failed organizing drives in the past decade.
I can hear Casey Kasem dedicating this song to Garrett. Can't you?
Homeowner defending his wife uses knife to cut armed man ‘to pieces,’ Florida cops say A homeowner defending his wounded wife grabbed a seven-inch knife and “went to work” on the accused gunman, cutting him “to pieces,” according to Florida investigators. The suspect was “very much deceased by the time the deputies could get to him,” Highlands County Sheriff Paul Blackman said in a video posted Friday, May 17, on Facebook.
Stupid should hurt. I wonder if our Genius Award Winner felt anything.
Virginia rapper, 17, fatally shoots himself recording TikTok gunplay video
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:00 PM (jt/nM)
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Posted by: TRex at May 19, 2024 10:01 PM (IQ6Gq)
Pixy was the first to comment with hash wX5h4.
Should certainly top the wall of shame this week.
Howdy, y'all. Hope you are well.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hash? sheesh! at May 19, 2024 10:01 PM (nAOo3)
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Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:00 PM (jt/nM)
last night could have been the ultimate banning night.
Believe me, I didn't give it too much thought.
Posted by: Lupine at May 19, 2024 10:03 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 19, 2024 10:03 PM (duT0u)
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Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 10:03 PM (0eaVi)
That could be a punk band. Annoying as heck, but could be interesting.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 10:04 PM (zUT35)
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 19, 2024 10:04 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 10:04 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:04 PM (QXQ4l)
Right, Gillette?
RIGHT?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (bo7UB)
Because they have plenty of Democrats. Hogan is literally the best we could hope for from a Republican from MD. And considering that deep Red States like SC, TX, KY etc. have such squishy let downs as their Senators we should be glad for half a loaf, as ungrateful as that half loaf is.
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)
That sounds suspiciously like most sincerely dead.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Disgusted at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (Z8Yh2)
Thanks for the ONT!
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 19, 2024 10:04 PM (n3DL0)
Glad you enjoyed. I enjoyed your email tonight.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 10:06 PM (2QA3G)
I hope knees are going well! I suspect your Fabulous is taking very well care of you...
Off to content...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:06 PM (8Q/kt)
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 19, 2024 10:06 PM (n3DL0)
Of course. A federal law makes it NOT HIS RESPONSIBILITY. Which is the perfect position for any politician below the federal level.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 10:06 PM (zUT35)
Posted by: Winston Smith at May 19, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)
You mean, pro-baby killing, jackass.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 10:07 PM (0eaVi)
Maybe the muslims would take him. Hopefully they'd throw him off a roof, or a minaret.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:08 PM (0Htd1)
Poor Leroy, more than a couple of pieces gone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 10:08 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2024 10:08 PM (lhenN)
Stupid should hurt. I wonder if our Genius Award Winner felt anything.
Virginia rapper, 17, fatally shoots himself recording TikTok gunplay video
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Heh.
There is an entire genre of Accidental Discharge videos on YouTube that would make Barney Fife blush.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (8Q/kt)
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Niiice.
Btw does 7inch knife mean the whole knife of just the blade?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (tdEwJ)
Because they have plenty of Democrats. Hogan is literally the best we could hope for from a Republican from MD. And considering that deep Red States like SC, TX, KY etc. have such squishy let downs as their Senators we should be glad for half a loaf, as ungrateful as that half loaf is.
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2024 10:05 PM (IFNME)
He isn't a half loaf, he's a damaged bread bag.
These fvcking republicans should say the following:
Roe vs. Wade was bad law.
I believe in life at conception
This is a States issue and should be decided by the residents of each state.
This shouldn't be a federal issue.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hashcode. Prepare to die. at May 19, 2024 10:11 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:11 PM (8Q/kt)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 19, 2024 10:11 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 10:06 PM (zUT35)
Hogan is currently running for the Senate, so backing a federal law (despite the fact that the SCOTUS said it is a state issue so a federal law would be null ab initio) is something to take seriously.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:12 PM (jt/nM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 19, 2024 10:12 PM (FkUwd)
I hope knees are going well! I suspect your Fabulous is taking very well care of you...
Off to content...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:06 PM (8Q/kt)
She hasn't tampered with my meds, withheld nourishment or shot me, YET. She's doing a great job.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:12 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 10:12 PM (Q4IgG)
Niiice.
Btw does 7inch knife mean the whole knife of just the blade?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (tdEwJ)
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The fact that an 'Ette would ask for technical specifications in response to such a tale renews my hope in the future of America.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:12 PM (bo7UB)
Outlaw: Hey you're that cop that killed my brother, and killed my partner and three of his crew, and killed five people I met in jail.
Deputy Raylen: Are you going to come peacefully?
Outlaw: Bullshit, you ain't shooting nobody.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:12 PM (jt/nM)
Hogan!
(shakes fist)
Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
That photo up top is beyond precious. Love how the little guy is holding on to Dad's arm while gazing into his eyes.
I guess the young 'uns don't learn how to budget before they leave high school. That seems like it would be basic knowledge and a darn good idea as they head into their future.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (U3L4U)
My parents, who were raised during the depression, taught me how to be frugal and how to budget. As a result, I could go off to college and make my summer earnings cover my living expenses for 9 months.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (0Htd1)
What a bunch of wX5h4.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Besides, the wolves have probably gotten them anyway, so no need to rush to the crash site!
Posted by: Iranian Search and Rescue! at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (uxCna)
The suspect was “very much deceased by the time the deputies could get to him,”
He was really most sincerely dead.
Posted by: Munchkin coroner at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: browndog got to much sun today at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (2QA3G)
Posted by: Eromero at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (NxC5+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
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Starting to figure out that college is entirely for the administration staff of colleges yet?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (LzE0w)
Posted by: Chuck C at May 19, 2024 10:15 PM (yOPBE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:15 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:15 PM (ARwJH)
Black Studies Professor Claims Romance Is White Supremacy...
Life experience is that everybody he knows just bump into random others in the streets and next thing you know, before even exchanging names, bumping ugly like bonobos on crack...
Fact Check - True
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:15 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:15 PM (8Q/kt)
Roe vs. Wade was bad law.
I believe in life at conception
This is a States issue and should be decided by the residents of each state.
This shouldn't be a federal issue.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (QXQ4l)
Oh, I totally agree. But seriously Hogan is still the closest to a Senator not supporting abortion until toddlerhood that I can expect in MD. Personally he should say that to win and then do the bait and switch that D's always do.
Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 19, 2024 10:15 PM (n3DL0)
Posted by: Business Machines For Sale Or Lease at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (V5BDR)
My parents, who were raised during the depression, taught me how to be frugal and how to budget. As a result, I could go off to college and make my summer earnings cover my living expenses for 9 months.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (0Htd1)
As did my parents.
It's amazing how these "kids" get through 4 years of college without any type of financial understanding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Cicero
The Paolo does not, how you say, know what is an "Accidental Discharge".
Posted by: The Paolo at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (WXNFJ)
(shakes fist)
Posted by: Wilhelm Klink at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (0eaVi)
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KLINK, WO ISS ZISS MAN??!!
Posted by: Maj. Hochstetter at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (bo7UB)
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Starting to figure out that college is entirely for the administration staff of colleges yet?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (LzE0w)
Sounds like someone should have worked for a year or two before trying college. Might not make more, but wouldn't have spent the tuition.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (LzE0w)
Don't forget the college presidents. And the paid year-long sabbaticals for Gender Studies professors.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 19, 2024 10:16 PM (v6JzV)
- Pope Francis
Maybe drag queen strip shows would improve mass attendance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 10:18 PM (w6EFb)
*kicks dirt
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 10:13 PM (Q4IgG)
Meet the new Hash, same as the old hash.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:18 PM (QXQ4l)
The article didn't answer the important question. Did he earn a Darwin Award, or was he already the baby-daddy for a bunch of hos?
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:18 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:18 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
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I understand a lottery for free Taylor Swift tickets packs the joint to the rafters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:19 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra
Indeed. Still dog gravy.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:19 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (LzE0w)
Don't forget the college presidents. And the paid year-long sabbaticals for Gender Studies professors.
Posted by: Dr. T
And their prostitutes and strippers. Don't forget the various baby mommas (or daddies).
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:19 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM
I've seen the dancing FBI discharge and the firearms instructor who shot himself in the leg. Never looked for others.
Posted by: huerfano at May 19, 2024 10:19 PM (VGOMa)
- Pope Francis
Maybe drag queen strip shows would improve mass attendance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:17 PM (L/fGl)
Step right up and witness the Candle Lit Drag Queen Service!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
Will anyone learn a lesson from this? Doubtful.
Posted by: Miley
Signs point to "no."
Posted by: Charles Darwin's Magic 8-Ball at May 19, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)
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We were talking about that the other night. They are following the Sears business model and if they don't get their head out of their behind they will fail.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:20 PM (5LFjM)
Biden spoke to the NAACP in Detroit today.
Biden revealed that he had no idea exactly when he was vice president and told another story that could never have happened the way he told it. He is so out of it.
"When I was vice president, things were kinda bad during the pandemic," Biden said.
"And what happened was Barack said to me, "Go to Detroit and help fix it. Well, poor Mayor, he spent more time with me than he ever thought he was going to have to, God love you."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 10:20 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bribery Works at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (cOq4q)
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Also
"In addition to a healthy growth rate projected by the BLS, biotechnologists also enjoy a higher annual median salary than most workers ($45,860 and $39,810, respectively)."
So you go to school, take on $60,000 of debt, and you don't make as much as a high school kid that goes straight into working at a water plant.
(also I'm assuming many if not most biotechnologist jobs are taken by H-1B visa workers)
Way to go, chief.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:22 PM (LzE0w)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
The money he spent on the green laser was mostly wasted...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:22 PM (ARwJH)
It would take a heart of stone to not laugh uproariously.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 19, 2024 10:22 PM (XOBxw)
You'd think after 4 years of college she could go online and find a friggin' budget template. I have a template for my Mac Numbers app and I fill it out every month. And in the Calendar app you can put in all the bills that you pay, and when they are due.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:23 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:23 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Zombie Ebrahim Raisi! at May 19, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Bribery Works at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (V5BDR)
I would have to travel to Dane County, barf gag upchuck puke yucky.
So please give them to a deserving family.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (RIvkX)
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I've know a guy that works at one. He says the entire place is full of potheads now and no one cares less because it's the only employees they can get.
And this is in a fairly nice area.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (LzE0w)
Will anyone learn a lesson from this? Doubtful.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
If they ever get 'gun safety' back into schools they could a whole day of 'red pavement' movies like they used to do with drivers ed.
But, they choose not to teach gun safety.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
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This could only have been posted by someone who's never shot himself.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)
"One thing is to take tradition into account, to consider situations from the past. But quite another is to be closed up inside a dogmatic box."
___________
The Catholic Church is the only place where 80 year olds tell 30 year olds to change with the times.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (5LFjM)
Thanks a lot, guys!
Posted by: Zombie Ebrahim Raisi! at May 19, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
They went down in a Wildlife Protection Zone, so the rule is catch and release.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:25 PM (ARwJH)
Btw does 7inch knife mean the whole knife of just the blade?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
The fact that an 'Ette would ask for technical specifications in response to such a tale renews my hope in the future of America.
Posted by: Cicero
It's right there in her name. A million and four times, even.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:25 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2024 10:25 PM (YqHdp)
And this is in a fairly nice area.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are
For a second there I thought you were talking about the customers.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:25 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: nerdygirl
As did my parents.
It's amazing how these "kids" get through 4 years of college without any type of financial understanding.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
During my college days, I wrote myself a $20 check for cash every two weeks. That was my 'mad' money - beer, toiletries, pizza, etc. Cash in the wallet (or not) is a great way to learn to budget.
If it didn't last, I did without.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (8Q/kt)
Re: Pope Frankie, a Catholic internet friend and very smart fellow thinks the way Frankie keeps going he's just setting up a schism with the American church.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (wX5h4)
Oh no! Just as he was about to start turning his life around!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (g0Y4p)
Posted by: Brain Drain at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And we're sure she isn't standing right behind you, really we are!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (cnpI7)
Thanks a lot, guys!
Posted by: Zombie Ebrahim Raisi! at May 19, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
They went down in a Wildlife Protection Zone, so the rule is catch and release.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:25 PM (ARwJH)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (QXQ4l)
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Go for it.
Musk was giving away double bit coin today.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:27 PM (5LFjM)
Residents in a New England town are fuming that they have not been consulted on plans to convert a former state prison into a tax-payer-funded migrant shelter for hundreds of people.
They think all those illegal aliens should stay in Texas where they belong.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:27 PM (0Htd1)
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Hard to believe a guy who looks like that could be a drooling idiot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:27 PM (L/fGl)
But, they choose not to teach gun safety.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (cOq4q)
I remember those! Yeah, gun safety training is a good idea. A friend of mine started his son on an air pistol, watching him like a hawk and calling him out if a finger was out of place. Safe training.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 10:27 PM (w6EFb)
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He was just getting his life back together on his way to being a classroom instructor for his local police force:
"Im the only one in this room pro-feshnul enough to carry a Glock fowdy. BOOM!"
youtube.com/watch?v=C1kQNzbAhM8
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:27 PM (LzE0w)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
And we're sure she isn't standing right behind you, really we are!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (cnpI7)
She's in her bedroom and I'm in the recovery room. So no, I don't think she's peeking over my shoulder.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Then Frankie needs his tables flipped and his arse whipped. There's Biblical precedent.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (wX5h4)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (tdEwJ)
Most carving knives are a 7" blade. Some chef's knives are, as well. A carving knife gets you past the bone more easily, IMO. (I thought you should know this?)
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (zUT35)
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Does he mean the 2016 and 2018 elections and quite a bit of the previous four years and especially 2020?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (LzE0w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)
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I don't mean yourself myself, I mean yourself himself!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (L/fGl)
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Ladies, would you rather be trapped in the woods with the President of Iran or a bear?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (LzE0w)
Wouldn't an axe or hatchet have worked better? The right tool for the right job.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)
It is Allah himself that has fed me.
Posted by: Yogi al-Bear at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (wX5h4)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (g0Y4p)
I actually was turning around...
Posted by: Virginia rapper at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (w6EFb)
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That's a terrible thing to say.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (LzE0w)
I think we can all agree that the only places that can accommodate millions of "migrants" are El Paso and Harlingen, Texas.
Posted by: New England! at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Trouble, Indeed at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (9pFgx)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Wouldn't an axe or hatchet have worked better? The right tool for the right job.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I was thinking that a machete or a butcher's knife would be good alternatives.
Weasel, of course, might try the katana.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:31 PM (VNX3d)
Pope Francis wants multi-purpose churches. Sunday morning services. Saturday night strippers. Sunday afternoon drag queen story hour. Gambling and prostitution the rest of the week.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
___________
I have had to go to my local NO church for the last three weeks. It has not increased my affection for the NO Mass.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:32 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Well, "Rylo Huncho" just became available again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:32 PM (ARwJH)
- Pope Francis
Tell me more.
Posted by: Screwtape the Demon at May 19, 2024 10:32 PM (XOBxw)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (wX5h4)
Gone and forgotten, apparently
Posted by: Zombie Stevie Ray Vaughn at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
Believe it or don't! I just got a news flash that King Charles III is close to death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame
__________
Charlie, we hardly knew ye.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (9OLgB)
Wouldn't an axe or hatchet have worked better? The right tool for the right job.
Posted by: nerdygirl
The perp is dead, why change implements?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (cnpI7)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (L/fGl)
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Have they arrested the portraitist?
That's how you'll know it's serious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (bo7UB)
Wouldn't an axe or hatchet have worked better? The right tool for the right job.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I couldn't find my heart-cutting spoon.
Posted by: The Sheriff of Floridaham at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: runner at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (9pFgx)
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Give him credit for choosing hard mode.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:34 PM (LzE0w)
Well, BLM attacked the WH and nearby building (set historic church on fire) in June(?) of 2020.
I seem to recall that everyone was mad at him for having the police "gas" them and then him walking out onto Lafayette park with a Bible - the nerve!!.
No one was shot and killed, right? No one went to jail, though, right? No one's been held for years awaiting trial, right? No organizer who wasn't onsite when it happened has been sentenced to years in jail, right?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 10:34 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 19, 2024 10:34 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM
Judging by his portrait, I am pretty sure the cause is The Masque of the Red Death.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 19, 2024 10:34 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Zombie Stevie Ray Vaughn at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (QXQ4l)
I don't believe Stevie Ray told his pilot to push the weather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:34 PM (ARwJH)
We are officially out of Rapper Names.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
Really?
Posted by: Tyrone Jamin' Velvet at May 19, 2024 10:34 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: blaster
"Loaf" is a euphemism for a turd. Just sayin'.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:35 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:30 PM (DgGvY)
I've been kvetching for 20 years now that all the good band names are taken. I think at some point we really might have to recycle a few.
How about a new Beatles for the 21st century?
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:35 PM (S4byO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (L/fGl)
well he certainly deserves to be after that "portrait".
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:35 PM (S6gqv)
@BetteMidler
Can you imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton had claimed the election was stolen?
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I guess Bette was drunk that year.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:35 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (cnpI7)
The perp was carrying a gun. I wonder why he didn't try to shoot the husband with the knife?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:36 PM (ARwJH)
Buck Owens would say; yuck, yuck, yuck, AlaahBaama is a Redd State.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:36 PM (5LFjM)
Goal. Achieved.
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2024 10:36 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Chainsaw with an 18 or 20 inch blade, gas powered, of course.
Posted by: Bruce Campbell at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (XOBxw)
If it didn't last, I did without.
Posted by: Tonypete
It's amazing how far you could stretch 20 dollars back then.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (oaGWv)
Could be a fake out, I suppose.
Posted by: Virginia rapper at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (w6EFb)
Can you imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton had claimed the election was stolen?
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I guess Bette was drunk that year.
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Wow.
Related, didn't Nancy Pelosi come out last week and admit that the problem with thinking the election was stolen was taking action to try and protect elections?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (LzE0w)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (L/fGl)
well he certainly deserves to be after that "portrait".
Posted by: Tom Servo
How do we know that it wasn't the portrait that killed him?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (wX5h4)
Hey, Pixy, it looks like Robert's hash hasn't updated yet.
Should we be frightened?
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (jt/nM)
It is a Catholic high school, and the Bishop made a Butker reference during his speech.
Can I trade any of the hundreds of local Catholics that I know in for the current Pope?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 19, 2024 10:37 PM (HlyYF)
How about a new Beatles for the 21st century?
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:35 PM (S4byO)
The blues world somehow manages with two harp players named Sonny Boy Williamson. Both now deceased, and playing string harps, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)
***
Little known fact.
The mountains of Iran are teeming with wild boar.
What a perfect ending.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
beat Clarkson to it.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (as3uC)
When asked about the legality of prosecuting a defendant for a crime not committed in New York, Mr. Bragg laughed, shaking his head and mumbling about 20th century legal thinking.
Posted by: JB1000 at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (DbCzX)
Poor Leroy, more than a couple of pieces gone.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
The family cat probably ran off with the missing pieces.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 10:39 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:39 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)
***
Little known fact.
The mountains of Iran are teeming with wild boar.
What a perfect ending.
Posted by: Diogenes
That would be a boaring end to the story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (VNX3d)
ewww
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Can't you smell that smell?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 10:14 PM (2QA3G)
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You're smelling the smoke that came out of the old server. It blew a seal and the smoke that makes it work, leaked out. It got served to you with the hash.
Posted by: Ciampino - Seal: any penguins around? at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (qfLjt)
If it didn't last, I did without.
Posted by: Tonypete
That is how we gamble. A set amount walking in the door, if you win double that the original amt goes back in your pocket, if you lose the original amt you're done gambling for the night.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (cnpI7)
If you'd asked me who did "Just Dropped In," I might've guessed someone more obscure, like Vanilla Fudge or Ultimate Spinach, not First Edition. Huh.
Jerry Lee Lewis recorded it first, though, says Wikipudia. Huh.
Just kidding about Ultimate Spinach.
https://youtu.be/Zwuq0vPpgoM
Posted by: mindful webworker - unnecessarily at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (K5w1K)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (ofCHO)
The results are a blow to the UAW’s organizing efforts a month after the Detroit union won an organizing drive of roughly 4,330 Volkswagen plant workers in Tennessee.
The Mercedes-Benz vote was expected to be more challenging for the union than the Volkswagen plant, where the union had already established a presence after two failed organizing drives in the past decade."
When FJB yells, The unions built the Middle Class!" in his standard stump speech, he's lying, as usual, In fact, the unions built (i.e., funded) the Modern Democrat Party.
By the way, FJB!
Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:39 PM (9OLgB)
Devil really is keeping this one promise, isn't he?
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (S4byO)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)
***
Little known fact.
The mountains of Iran are teeming with wild boar.
What a perfect ending.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 10:38 PM (W/lyH)
Even the feral swine of Iran realize the politicians are not Halal certifiable
Posted by: Tyrone Jamin' Velvet at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (ZTJjv)
Can you imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton had claimed the election was stolen?
"I know, right?"
-- Al Gore
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (cCVOS)
Can you imagine what would have happened if Hillary Clinton had claimed the election was stolen?
I guess Bette was drunk that year.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Have "readers" added a shit ton of "context" yet?
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Zombie Ebrahim Raisi! at May 19, 2024 10:42 PM (uxCna)
Islam hates dogs and hates music. Nuff sed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:40 PM (9OLgB)
And bacon is a no no.
Screw that.
Posted by: Tyrone Jamin' Velvet at May 19, 2024 10:42 PM (QXQ4l)
It's so early and I'm so sleepy. Too many chores today...
Good night good Horde...love youz....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at May 19, 2024 10:42 PM (8Q/kt)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 10:42 PM (w6EFb)
The mountains of Iran are teeming with wild boar.
What a perfect ending.
Posted by: Diogenes
___________
Texas will be happy to send some feral hogs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (9OLgB)
_YouGuessedIt
https://tinyurl.com/35p47zf9
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (S6gqv)
***
Little known fact.
The mountains of Iran are teeming with wild boar.
What a perfect ending.
Posted by: Diogenes
That would be a boaring end to the story.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Hopefully, when he gets to paradise, he gets 72 Dylan Mulvaneys as his virgins.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (VNX3d)
Yiiikes! Will do.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (cCVOS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (ZHc1v)
Kylo Ren > Rylo Huncho
At least Kylo didn't skewer himself on his own lightsaber, as much of an emo twat as he was.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)
photo
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:42 PM (/7KEl)
Oh FFS. This is the ONT and not The Daily Mail or The Sun.
Living on thin ice Donald.
Posted by: Tyrone Jamin' Velvet at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (w6EFb)
photo
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:42 PM (/7KEl)
For my part I can only say a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:43 PM (S4byO)
Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at May 19, 2024 10:44 PM (ofCHO)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 10:39 PM (9OLgB)
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Experts estimate that in five years Jimmy Carter will be so tiny that he will require no further care of any kind.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:44 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
72 of the suicide bombers he sent to their deaths.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:44 PM (DgGvY)
photo
Posted by: Don Black
And Ben Affleck put his wedding ring back on.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 10:45 PM (oaGWv)
We are officially out of Rapper Names.
Posted by: mikeski
No kidding if they're using Star Wars names now.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 10:45 PM (iRX3h)
Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at May 19, 2024 10:45 PM (ofCHO)
https://tinyurl.com/mu2hn8me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 19, 2024 10:46 PM (ZHc1v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Well said and ditto.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:46 PM (cnpI7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:46 PM (QXQ4l)
photo
Posted by: Don Black
And Ben Affleck put his wedding ring back on.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 10:45 PM (oaGWv)
And Leon's getting LAaAaAaAaAaAaARGER!!
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:46 PM (S4byO)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 10:45 PM (iRX3h)
Maybe Stat Wars was just using reaper names.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:47 PM (jt/nM)
this blog had a post on tampons earlier
this ain't Cosmo either
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:46 PM (/7KEl)
Well obviously you can read.
Comprehension seems to be lacking however.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:47 PM (QXQ4l)
https://tinyurl.com/bd78ca6u
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:49 PM (S4byO)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:47 PM (jt/nM)
My copy editor is getting fired.
From a cannon.
Into a volcano. (I don't even care that he claims to no longer be a virgin.)
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 10:49 PM (jt/nM)
Will anyone learn a lesson from this? Doubtful.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
That isn't the one of P Diddy, or whatever the hell he calls himself, kicking the shit out of his ex, is it?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
Dad Tears Up A Little As Son Shouts 'I Have The High Ground!' During Lightsaber Duel
Life skills are still being passed on by some people.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:50 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: look whats not at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (nakGR)
This manages to be worse.
ep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) is launching a “Crockett Clapback Collection” of T-shirts meant to raise money for Democratic candidates following the attention on her clash with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).
Crockett wrote on the social platform X on Friday that she will be launching a merchandise collection that “will feature various swag that includes random things” she has said.
*cringe*
Are there any adults in DC to tell these women to
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (cCVOS)
Hitting my knees now!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
Will anyone learn a lesson from this? Doubtful.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
That isn't the one of P Diddy, or whatever the hell he calls himself, kicking the shit out of his ex, is it?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)
He's a piker.
Posted by: Ray Rice Former NFL Star at May 19, 2024 10:52 PM (QXQ4l)
https://tinyurl.com/bd78ca6u
Posted by: Robert
Super model. Sister of Gigi Hadid. Also a super model who is dating Bradley what's his name. You know. The guy who just played Leonard Bernstein.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 10:52 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (S6gqv)
Allah wasn't Akbar for Iran, yesterday?
Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 10:52 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2024 10:53 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:53 PM (QXQ4l)
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We were talking about that the other night. They are following the Sears business model and if they don't get their head out of their behind they will fail.
Posted by: Braenyard
I went to Walmart a few years ago. The place was a pigsty. I don't think I've been back since.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:53 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2024 10:53 PM (z+89e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
So the feds are going to jail Viagra (and other ED drug) users now? That should thin out a lot of politicians and Democrat donors. Probably a lot of RINO donors as well.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:54 PM (VNX3d)
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I'm not excited by another vote for team turtle, so no.
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2024 10:54 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (/7KEl)
Note to self, Don Black has thin skin.
Noted. Duly noted.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 10:54 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 10:09 PM (tdEwJ)
Generally they are named for the nominal size of the blade, but who knows. Some cops can't tell the difference between a chef's knife, a butcher knife and a santoku
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 10:55 PM (D7oie)
(Sips beer)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2024 10:41 PM (sAmhv)
Howdy!
Sips a particularly excellent sangria that I made special.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 10:55 PM (W/lyH)
IOW total bullshit. If the Iranian "president" is dead it will be suppressed both there and here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 10:55 PM (Q4IgG)
So... power struggle among Islamofascists coming soon.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Bingo does not count as gambling!
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (0Htd1)
At one of the links, I ran across this gem - Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) singing "The Impossible Dream":
https://tinyurl.com/
GomerPyleTheImpossibleDream
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
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At 80 Potatohead gets credit for summoning a boner at all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (bo7UB)
Re: Pope Frankie, a Catholic internet friend and very smart fellow thinks the way Frankie keeps going he's just setting up a schism with the American church.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (wX5h4)
Is it really schism if the "Pope" is a fake?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (llON8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Probably a
horu knife
Bing it up.
usually has a scale so you see how far you stuck it in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (cOq4q)
I remind whoever would try to manipulate me in that way: God commands us to not bear false witness. He certainly does not command us to believe false witness.
Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (Sf2cq)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Thank-you for the prayers.
Posted by: tbodie, Lurker. Unless you are reading this at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (ofCHO)
I was in the Walmart in Appomattox VA recently, and it was immaculate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 10:28 PM (zUT35)
Just checking!
Had to give an email to read the article but here's what it says:
“It was discovered that Lindsey Glenn used a ruse to gain entry into the victims’ residence. Once inside the residence, he produced a firearm and shot the female victim in the face. The male victim, seeing his wife shot, armed himself with what is described as a seven-inch garden knife.”
It was a garden knife!
I think it must be one of those Japanese garden knives.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (E5ugj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
It's a stutter!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
The money he spent on the green laser was mostly wasted...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:22 PM (ARwJH)
Thread winner contender.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (zUT35)
So... power struggle among Islamofascists coming soon.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)
Well, I suppose there is some slim chance that some or all aboard survived the crash, and set the wreck on fire to act as a beacon for rescuers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
Bingo does not count as gambling!
Posted by: nerdygirl
I was thinking of slots, craps, blackjack, roulette, just like in Vegas. And a pay confession booth, I can't forget that.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: GWB
When I first saw the article I double checked my knife block.
8" carving knife much much lighter than 8" chef/butcher knife.
Bonig knife wouldn't be a bad choice too.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (cOq4q)
You are blowing the margins with those links.
Please stop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (d9fT1)
If it didn't last, I did without.
Posted by: Tonypete
Twenty bucks could buy you quite a bit of Boone's Farm.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Tuna
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Leonard Bernstein, communist and Black Panther sympathizer.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: nerdygirl
It requires recognizing numbers and letters, so it counts as a "game of skill."
I mean, have you seen the state of American public education?
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Emmie at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (Sf2cq)
that's a shame
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (/7KEl)
Yep...loss of a perfectly good helicopter. Never forget!
Posted by: a dude in MI at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (+I6Y/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
We did those already. We called them "indulgences."
Posted by: medieval Popes at May 19, 2024 11:00 PM (DgGvY)
usually has a scale so you see how far you stuck it in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (cOq4q)
The really classy ones have a stroke counter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:01 PM (ARwJH)
usually has a scale so you see how far you stuck it in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
So convenient.
I have one around somewhere... Was keeping it in the car just in case - but I switched cars recently, not sure where I put it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:01 PM (E5ugj)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (/7KEl)
No. They're trying to revive the last one.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:01 PM (zUT35)
As do you, it would seem.
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (/7KEl)
So you think you are going to get the last word in?
Good on you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Some political meeting with... Azerbaijan maybe? Nothing super secret.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (z+89e)
Puff of Black Smoke at the crash site.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (e6UQI)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (NLIak)
Keep in mind it's the Ayatollah what runs things. The real action is going to happen when "Hominy" kicks off.
IRGC versus the clerics.
Shit's gonna get real.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (IsZVX)
Had to give an email to read the article but here's what it says:
“It was discovered that Lindsey Glenn used a ruse to gain entry into the victims’ residence. Once inside the residence, he produced a firearm and shot the female victim in the face. The male victim, seeing his wife shot, armed himself with what is described as a seven-inch garden knife.”
It was a garden knife!
I think it must be one of those Japanese garden knives.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 10:58 PM (E5ugj)
Ha! I swear I read Lindsey Graham!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (0eaVi)
Weasel, of course, might try the katana.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
No,
He found it. Then went home.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (cOq4q)
So... power struggle among Islamofascists coming soon.
Posted by: mnw
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Article at the Guardian suggested there are several sub rosa power struggles going on.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:03 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:26 PM (wX5h4)
Would be super funny if the American Catholic bishops broke with Rome then united with the American Orthodox Church.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (E5ugj)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
Some political meeting with... Azerbaijan maybe? Nothing super secret.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 19, 2024 11:02 PM (z+89e)
There've been a couple of stories floating around, at least one involving the US. but no way to tell yet if there's truth in them or just some people making shit up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
You use what's to hand. I don't keep an axe in my kitchen. If I'm going to another room, I may as well get my guns.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (zUT35)
Posted by: Braenyard
You know that's the sad part because he was a great conductor and composer.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (oaGWv)
usually has a scale so you see how far you stuck it in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (cOq4q)
The really classy ones have a stroke counter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:01 PM (ARwJH)
And it comes in a plain brown wrapper!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 11:05 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 10:51 PM (63Dwl)
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erectionists >>> hard core criminals
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2024 11:05 PM (+7XF+)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (D7oie)
I think the early reports were that they were visiting Azerbijan, though why they went by helicopter specifically hasn't been elaborated on. Presumably Iran has passenger airliners.
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2024 11:05 PM (Dnobf)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 10:56 PM (/7KEl)
Quit while you are behind.
This isn't a democracy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 11:05 PM (d9fT1)
==
Would be super funny if the American Catholic bishops broke with Rome then united with the American Orthodox Church.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (E5ugj)
OMG Russia Russia Russia Poo Tin REEEEEEE!!!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (llON8)
Would be super funny if the American Catholic bishops broke with Rome then united with the American Orthodox Church.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
__________
American bishops for the most part are accountants with red hats.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (zUT35)
I still want to know how the husband managed to "slice up" a gun-toting intruder without getting himself shot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (ARwJH)
usually has a scale so you see how far you stuck it in.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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How could you manage a garden without it. YouGuessedIt says that they are razor sharp. They have an imperial scale marked on one siden and mm on the other. Neat.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:07 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: From about that Time at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (S6gqv)
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I've seen 3 file photos so far, each showing Raisi along with a different antiquated helicopter type. I don't thing anyone here would want to go up in the air in any one of them.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (+7XF+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (9OLgB)
So, Linux?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2024 11:05 PM (Dnobf)
They went to dedicated a newly-built dam on the Iran-Azerbaijan border that provides some benefits to both countries. So probably a remote area not close to airline service in either country.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (ARwJH)
Posted by: From about that Time at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (4780s)
Posted by: Don Black
Shot in the face sounds dire. I'll pray for her,poor woman
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (E5ugj)
How about a new Beatles for the 21st century?
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 10:35 PM (S4byO)
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Spell it Baetles.
(If we use Beetles it will be confused with the bugs we have to eat and people will think cannibalism)
Posted by: Ciampino - any bug in a storm at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (qfLjt)
I never click on The Guardian. Not even once. Not ever.
The ToI (Times of Israel) coverage of the helicopter thing seems to be almost instantaneous. The Daily Mail has the best illustrations & photos, as always.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (NLIak)
*sighs* this shit really gets old.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Blinding rage? The guy he sliced up had just shot his wife in the face.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:03 PM (5LFjM)
The Ayatollah is still the real power there, so whatever internecine imbroglios might erupt, Khamenei will have them all under heel post haste.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (jt/nM)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (+7XF+)
Why? Air cover is being flown by their most modern F4s!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (d9fT1)
Posted by: Don Black at May 19, 2024 11:07 PM (/7KEl)
She is in hospital in critical condition.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 10:36 PM (ARwJH)
dude, you can't shoot a knife. Anyways, the perp didn't have a knife to shoot.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (D7oie)
https://mol.im/a/13436277
Posted by: Ciampino - Tonite #01 at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (sAmhv)
The two leading candidates to replace Khamenei were apparently Raisi and Khamenei's son.
Hmmm...
Posted by: Zombie Ebrahim Raisi! at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (9OLgB)
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GAAP MAGAs?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (+7XF+)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (lCaJd)
You know that's the sad part because he was a great conductor and composer.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (oaGWv)
____________
The two worst mistakes Bernstein made were taking on the music directorship of the New York Philharmonic and stepping down from the music directorship of the New York Philharmonic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:11 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Don Black
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She was shot in the face and is now in the hospital in bad shape but expected to make a full recovery. Sheriff thanked the brave husband and asked for prayers to the wife.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:11 PM (5LFjM)
Wish you were here? Taliban launches Afghanistan as a HOLIDAY DESTINATION - with men (not women) getting trained up in hospitality ready for a tourism explosion... but what does a getaway to the volatile country look like?
https://mol.im/a/13430655
Are little boys still available?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tonite #02 at May 19, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (oaGWv)
I can see that. Maybe the perp got a round or two in him, but failed to hit a lethal place.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:12 PM (ARwJH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:12 PM (9OLgB)
Tanned, rested and ready?
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:12 PM (IsZVX)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 19, 2024 11:12 PM (dg+HA)
Please stop.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 10:59 PM (d9fT1)
I am? So sorry! I was using a tinyurl.
See if this works better:
Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) singing "The Impossible Dream":
https://tinyurl.com/2ybbwrpe
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AOS Ladies Brigade, Plucky Comic Relief at May 19, 2024 11:13 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:13 PM (E5ugj)
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 11:13 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 19, 2024 11:10 PM (lCaJd)
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You're not the boss of me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:13 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:13 PM (E5ugj)
*pouts*
Posted by: tire iron at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (llON8)
https://mol.im/a/13431373
Mile high club will never be the same.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mile high? at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I read an article somewhere that said the orchestra members loved Lenny because he got them lots and lots of recording work.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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He could only shoot one at a time and if the husband had a skill or speed that 7" blade could do quick damage.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (dZVON)
Will our media suggest that the new Iranian president speaks English, listens to jazz and drinks whiskey? It's what they said about Andropov, none of which was true.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (CmpAx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hubs could have caught him from behind, or caught him when he needed to reload.
Posted by: mikeski never brings a gun to a knife fight at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Some Rat
Make sure he always carries BBQ sauce in case he's next!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (roH4R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (CmpAx)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (E5ugj)
I have one around somewhere... Was keeping it in the car just in case - but I switched cars recently, not sure where I put it.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Some day a few years from after the car is sold some kid will find it, research forty years later, and find out it is a 400 year old japanese dagger.
/not gonna break out the big book of medieval weapons, but its got a specific name
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (cOq4q)
Wish you were here? Taliban launches Afghanistan as a HOLIDAY DESTINATION - with men (not women) getting trained up in hospitality ready for a tourism explosion... but what does a getaway to the volatile country look like?
https://mol.im/a/13430655
Are little boys still available?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tonite #02 at May 19, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Twenty-three years after 9/11 and the old Taliban has been replaced by 4Chan-esque Internet trolls. It's the only way any of this makes sense. Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:15 PM (IsZVX)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:16 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (9OLgB)
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Not true?
Have you ever looked up the accident records of Andropovs?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 19, 2024 11:16 PM (+7XF+)
https://mol.im/a/13435729
Posted by: Ciampino - If he still dangles then he's a male needing snip at May 19, 2024 11:16 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion
Nah, just consider the front porch a free fire zone.
Posted by: Some Rat at May 19, 2024 11:17 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: GWB
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Visiting my sis and bil, I was looking for a spoon in the kitchen. Opening a drawer, there was a Judge in it. 'Kitchen utensil', my bil said.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 11:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mikeski never brings a gun to a knife fight
Or, if his first shot missed, gaping abdomen wounds really f**k with your aim on subsequent shots.
Posted by: mikeski at May 19, 2024 11:17 PM (DgGvY)
Posted by: Adriane the Obvious Critic . . . at May 19, 2024 11:18 PM (TX4bP)
See if this works better:
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I think he has one of those mini phones with the 1 1/2" screen.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:18 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: 81 Million Votes My Ass! at May 19, 2024 11:19 PM (V5BDR)
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The balls on that chick!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:19 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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Heh! I'm watching a recording too. I was puttering around and the remote wasn't near by.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2024 11:19 PM (sAmhv)
https://mol.im/a/13435543
Some moron: 'You'll break his neck!' -- I would say GOOD!
Posted by: Ciampino - beat the crap out of him at May 19, 2024 11:20 PM (qfLjt)
Are little boys still available?
Posted by: Ciampino - Tonite #02 at May 19, 2024 11:11 PM (qfLjt)
Photo of the Kabul water park shows it is only used by men, manly men, who are doing manly things in the manner of men.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 19, 2024 11:20 PM (XOBxw)
Treated and released.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:20 PM (cOq4q)
An orphan3d at birth 8 year old begging on the street can probably grasp the concept that if he got 8 dollars that day, he can't spend it all on supper if he wants to buy something to eat for breakfast.
I don't know how some of these idjits manage to breathe on their own.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 11:20 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: vmom
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Oh boy...now you've done it. The truncheon vs. cudgel squabble is sure to be ignited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 11:21 PM (XeU6L)
Not much of a surprise from the one.
Bit more so from the other.
Not how I wanted to check my hash, which I never pay attention to anyway. Seems to be a thing though, so...
Guess the way it's going it's maybe been too long since I left ya with,,,
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: TeeJ at May 19, 2024 11:22 PM (xZpzx)
I read an article somewhere that said the orchestra members loved Lenny because he got them lots and lots of recording work.
Posted by: Tuna
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I understand Goddard Lieberson told Bernstein he could record whatever he wanted. A lot of those recordings were good. A lot were not memorable. His Columbia recordings had dash but bad discipline. His re-dos for DG were better played but were so exaggerated so as to be unlistenable.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:22 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 11:04 PM (S6gqv)
Any helicopter mechanics in the Mossad?
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:22 PM (zUT35)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Those doggies look clean and well cared for and they waited there for their human. Bless their little hearts.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:23 PM (oaGWv)
http://tiny.cc/hat5yz
Posted by: biteme at May 19, 2024 11:23 PM (xWS9V)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (d9fT1)
To be fair, it was just remodeled.
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2024 11:23 PM (IFNME)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:23 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: vmom
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Oh boy...now you've done it. The truncheon vs. cudgel squabble is sure to be ignited.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Shillelagh!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:24 PM (cOq4q)
https://mol.im/a/13435957
Posted by: Ciampino - ignorant interviewer at May 19, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (ARwJH)
I'm going to guess the initial couple of slices made him drop the firearm.
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:24 PM (zUT35)
How much does it cut the runtime without ads?
Posted by: blaster at May 19, 2024 11:25 PM (IFNME)
Any helicopter mechanics in the Mossad?
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:22 PM (zUT35)
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My pastor was a helicopter mechanic before he became a priest. One of the curates has a degree in aeronautical engineering from VPI and was in the Air Force for four years.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:25 PM (9OLgB)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mile high? at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)
Hey Achmed! Now we can throw the queer off the roof, and take the express elevator to the ground floor, and not catch him with the net!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 11:25 PM (ARwJH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 10:57 PM (d9fT1)
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FUN FACT: Lee surrendered in the sporting goods department.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:25 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:26 PM (9OLgB)
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -- Mark Twain
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 11:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Greenwood Has A Parrot Colony, Too at May 19, 2024 11:27 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:24 PM (NLIak)
Not good enough. What I want to hear is, "Signs of barbecued human remains with singed beards and turbans."
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:27 PM (nbJ4p)
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Any helicopter mechanics in the Mossad?
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:22 PM (zUT35)
Rumor that pilot was a brave Israeli agent named Eli Kopter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 11:28 PM (ca0PC)
Posted by: Ciampino - we are helping? at May 19, 2024 11:29 PM (qfLjt)
https://youtu.be/mrUH9pGk90w
G'nite, y'all. Don't poke the cobs.
Posted by: mindful webworker - finally at May 19, 2024 11:29 PM (K5w1K)
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 11:29 PM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: Rate 'em at May 19, 2024 11:29 PM (V5BDR)
Any helicopter mechanics in the Mossad?
Posted by: GWB at May 19, 2024 11:22 PM (zUT35)
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Don't know a thing.
Posted by: Stuxnet Helicopter Maintenance Corp. at May 19, 2024 11:29 PM (bo7UB)
Not good enough. What I want to hear is, "Signs of barbecued human remains with singed beards and turbans."
Posted by: Robert
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Is the area being flooded with virgins?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 11:29 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 11:30 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Ciampino - she's a moron at May 19, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:31 PM (7kXx0)
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:14 PM (NLIak)
Need a cheerleader squad wearing hefty bags
Cancer, cancer he's our disease
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2024 11:31 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I have no music training but my ear knows what it likes and I've always been partial to the Columbia Bernstein NY Phil recording of Tchaikovsky's 4th. It just has a certain something that other recording of that symphony don't.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:32 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 11:30 PM (S6gqv)
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Word is, it's already been declared the 328th holiest site in Islam.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:32 PM (bo7UB)
https://mol.im/a/13436167
And they were turning their lives around, honest.
Posted by: Ciampino - bad grades? at May 19, 2024 11:32 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: GWB
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One to the lung with a jiggle around can be disruptive.
There are other one shot spots.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:33 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 11:26 PM (XeU6L)
Twain set up a nephew to operate his publishing company, and the idiot - both the nephew and Twain I guess - bankrupted him.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 11:33 PM (D7oie)
Bummer.
*Hikes leg*
*Lets one rip*
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:34 PM (xLKvU)
Schrondinger's cat or the Iranian President?
Posted by: Anna Puma
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE WAS A RESPONSE TO THIS AND NOW IT'S GONE!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 19, 2024 11:34 PM (iRX3h)
Well, except for the blonde hair. And cute kid. And i have green eyes.
But yeah. Thats totally me!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 11:36 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (7kXx0)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (iRX3h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (7kXx0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 19, 2024 11:32 PM (bo7UB)
Welp! Time to fit another coffin with breakaway handles. (goes looking for stubby #8 screws)
Posted by: Chief carpenter at Tehran Casket Co. at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (ARwJH)
https://mol.im/a/13434049
Posted by: Ciampino - bad grades 2 at May 19, 2024 11:38 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (7kXx0)
BREAKING NEWS: President Raisi found playing Animal Crossing. "I needed some me time," President is quoted as saying.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:39 PM (xLKvU)
:unclasps wrap:
:unrolls:
:unzips:
:grabs kitchen knife:
:grabs steel to hone it, out of habit:
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 11:39 PM (iRX3h)
Bream asked Stefanik about the longstanding tradition of leaving politics at the water's edge and not criticizing a sitting president overseas.
There is the tell. There was a longstanding tradition.
FFS Shannon, Obama was meeting with the British PM last month!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 11:40 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (7kXx0)
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I thought it was raisins?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ahmed The Dick at May 19, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has secured a temporary restraining order from a federal judge that prevents an unlawful rule promulgated by the BATF from taking effect while the case is litigated.
On May 1, Attorney General Paxton led a coalition suing the ATF to prevent a new regulatory restriction that unlawfully attempted to abridge Americans’ constitutional right to privately buy and sell firearms.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:40 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:41 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:41 PM (tdEwJ)
Posted by: Ciampino - more often please at May 19, 2024 11:41 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Ciampino
Versions.
KJV. NIV. NASB. NRSV. Douay-Rheims. NLT. The Message.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 11:42 PM (iRX3h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:37 PM (7kXx0)
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I thought it was raisins?
Posted by: Ciampino - Ahmed The Dick
The California Raisins new hit...
I heard it through the grapevine
The helicopter hit a mine
The virgin goats are bleating
In the care Raisi will be giving
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 19, 2024 11:43 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Ciampino - a pleasure to introduce them to Colt at May 19, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
There is the tell. There was a longstanding tradition.
FFS Shannon, Obama was meeting with the British PM last month!
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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That tradition ended when George Who me? Bush was elected president twenty four years ago.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 11:43 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled
Lol
Posted by: vmom
Right? I'd be like "Wait. Hold up a second."
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 11:44 PM (iRX3h)
Giving the Commando ample time to complete the cuts across the jugular and carotids.
Frankly, I wish Billy Mays was still around to hawk that Japanese Garden Knife. The commercials would be a howl! Or, a gasp.
Dunno. Maybe the Sham Wow guy?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 19, 2024 11:44 PM (e6UQI)
https://mol.im/a/13434049
Posted by: Ciampino - bad grades 2
Joe was just saying what the mush in his skull told him say.
He went a little off script.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:45 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
:unclasps wrap:
:unrolls:
:unzips:
:grabs kitchen knife:
:grabs steel to hone it, out of habit:
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus
That could be concerning to your average intruder.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:47 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:47 PM (ynpvh)
"Do you want to be a hero?" is such a catchy tune and if you listen to the lyrics it could work for a UC Gundam AMV. Nyah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:47 PM (7kXx0)
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled
knife in one hand, steel in the other, you could go into espada y daga style
Steel to block, knife to thrust
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:47 PM (tdEwJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:46 PM (ynpvh)
Explains my top numbers on socks and comments. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:48 PM (ynpvh)
Something similar happened to Gen. Grant. He went into a stock brokerage partnership-- Grant & Sharp, in NYC.
Sharp turned out to be a crook & a thief.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:48 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:27 PM (nbJ4p)
Surrounded by dozens of wild boar tracks.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 19, 2024 11:48 PM (XOBxw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:49 PM (9OLgB)
You forget, Jesse Jackson traveled to Lebanon to meet with terrorists when Reagan was President...
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:49 PM (7kXx0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 11:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 11:50 PM (RIvkX)
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Who
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at May 19, 2024 11:51 PM (bo7UB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:51 PM (7kXx0)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
They already set off all their fireworks in mourning.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 11:51 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
Good night, horde. Sleep well. I'll most likely wX5h4 you in the morning.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 19, 2024 11:52 PM (iRX3h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:53 PM (7kXx0)
We couldn't have planned something like this in a million years
Posted by: Mossad at May 19, 2024 11:53 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 19, 2024 11:54 PM (tdEwJ)
https://youtu.be/dw2RB9WhIq4
Jeeeeeeeezzzz!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:54 PM (GNIs/)
Bet the team is already on the ground in the green zone of Iraq.
(Exfiltrate Music) "The Hall of the Mountain King."
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 19, 2024 11:55 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
I'm very confused now.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:56 PM (GNIs/)
Sharp turned out to be a crook & a thief.
Posted by: mnw
That's why he spent his dying years writing his autobiography so his family would have an income after he passed.
Posted by: Tuna at May 19, 2024 11:56 PM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 11:56 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 19, 2024 11:57 PM (RIvkX)
Raisi was called The Butcher of Tehran for very good reasons. He had several thousand political prisoners hanged, six at a time. So, no waiting.
I doubt much has changed.
Posted by: mnw at May 19, 2024 11:57 PM (NLIak)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:57 PM (7kXx0)
Dunno. Maybe the Sham Wow guy?
Jim
We could call him - "Sham Ow!"
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 11:58 PM (WXNFJ)
Sharp turned out to be a crook & a thief.
Posted by: mnw
That's why he spent his dying years writing his autobiography so his family would have an income after he passed.
Posted by: Tuna
Which, iirc, Twain got published for Grant.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 11:59 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:00 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:02 AM (7kXx0)
https://youtu.be/dw2RB9WhIq4
Jeeeeeeeezzzz!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Robert
Yup. That was a big one. Terrifying how powerful they are. Tell me why whenever I see a video or picture of a tornado that the first thing that goes through my mind is the tornado music from The Wizard of Oz movie. Very strange.
Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 12:02 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 11:52 PM (ynpvh)
I'm very confused now.
Posted by: Robert at May 19, 2024 11:56 PM (GNIs/)
On comments here, has was (wX5h4)...do a search...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
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Oh, he's still around. Now hawking 'Mighty Mendit', fabric mender.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 12:03 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 12:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2024 12:04 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:00 AM (CmpAx)
Oh, just pining for the Mahdi...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:06 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 12:06 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
It's starting to make sense now.
Is that how you got 2thousand jillion comments? Was that hash passed around like a cheap hooker during Fleet Week?
Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2024 12:07 AM (9MFFx)
I've had the weather station mounted and operating for just under two weeks now, and I can look at the data over a good period.
The barometer made excursions from 30.08" to 29.65" relative over that period.
And looking at the short term stuff, I can see the behavior. We'd had two little downpours, little T-storm like stuff pass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2024 12:07 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw
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I have a 1868 First Edition 'The Life and Campaigns of General U.S. Grant' by Headley, Rev. P.C.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 12:07 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:02 AM (ynpvh)
It's starting to make sense now.
Is that how you got 2thousand jillion comments? Was that hash passed around like a cheap hooker during Fleet Week?
Posted by: Robert at May 20, 2024 12:07 AM (9MFFx)
Somehow I got "credit"...don't forget the 571 socks...LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)
Something like that. Which is why I am demanding a recount, for Sven's sake. His record of 2,000+ comments in a week is a feat that should stand the test of time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:08 AM (7kXx0)
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Just get you a little pistol and put it in your apron pocket.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:08 AM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:09 AM (3hI7Q)
I can clearly see the outflow boundary or gust front of such a rain/T-storm pass over. Barometer drops in front of it, the boom, spikes up (maybe .06" give or take), then drops off again, then rises steadily.
Wind picks up right at that spiking point, and temp drops. The drop in temp during daylight can be dramatic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2024 12:09 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: mnw
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Heh. Churchill said, 'History will be kind to me. I know this because I intend to write it'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 12:09 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:10 AM (7kXx0)
Any ad you see with Billy Mays in it now, is archive stuff being reused, for a new generation.
Mays died of a massive heart attack about a decade back (cocaine, suspected), at the peak of his TV ad prowess.
Wikipedia (yeah, I know), has a pretty good run down of the facts.
Billy Mays, R.I.P.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 12:11 AM (e6UQI)
Kobe after all...
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 12:11 AM (TDvv2)
I tried to read Grant's autobio once. Couldn't do it. One of many books I couldn't finish. I tried & failed to read Joyce's "Ulysses" TWICE.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 12:11 AM (NLIak)
He had several thousand political prisoners hanged, six at a time. So, no waiting.
Hang 'em High
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 12:12 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 12:12 AM (TDvv2)
Iranian President, "Do you know who I am!?!?"
And suddenly one of the security guards has a gun to the pilot's head.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:13 AM (7kXx0)
Look at comments starting with Pixy's thread May 19th...
9 I think that worked.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2024 05:28 AM (wX5h4)
10 Oops. Unbanned everyone.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2024 05:38 AM (wX5h4)
11 Trying again...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2024 05:39 AM (wX5h4)
12 Problem with the new NAT proxy. I'll need to work on that.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 19, 2024 05:39 AM (wX5h4)
and EVERYONE (or nearly) had the (wX5h4) hash until about May 19, 2024 09:17 PM in the Gun Thread.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:13 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:14 AM (7kXx0)
16 hours awake.
21.6 comments per hour.
Does not seem THAT bad. Have to always be closing. Maybe get a couple meme threads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:14 AM (CmpAx)
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I had no idea. That means that these ads were made years ago.
Ah, now I see "CELEBRATING OUR 15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!
Nobody better to tell the story than the late Billy Mays."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mnw
To give you an idea of how bad Sherman's is - Grant's effort is a brazillion times better written.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 12:15 AM (WXNFJ)
I tried to read Grant's autobio once. Couldn't do it. One of many books I couldn't finish. I tried & failed to read Joyce's "Ulysses" TWICE.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 12:11 AM (NLIak)
Ulysses is about rabbits, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:15 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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What does it all mean?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:15 AM (5LFjM)
Something like that. Which is why I am demanding a recount, for Sven's sake. His record of 2,000+ comments in a week is a feat that should stand the test of time.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:08 AM (7kXx0)
Hey, I got it fair and square. Dominion did the counting.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma
>When I was semi-retired and kicking back for those few years during covid, I'd reckon a couple hundred.
Alas, I got a job and went back to abusing my 29 year old body in a bad way.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (3hI7Q)
You basically stayed glued to the blog for a whole day to reach those commenting levels.
Which is why Sven had that one time of 2,000+ and little ol' me one time hit 1,800 comments in a week.
We both got better, we got our lives back.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (7kXx0)
SO...Jim, how's it hanging afterall?
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 12:12 AM (TDvv2)
To Jim or jim?
If me, didn't get much done today.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:15 AM (5LFjM)
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In the long run, we're all dead.
Posted by: Maynard Keynes at May 20, 2024 12:17 AM (bo7UB)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
*shakes head again*
Bet we'll see it again next week.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:17 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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What does it all mean?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:15 AM (5LFjM)
A preview of the 2024 election counting?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
We both got better, we got our lives back.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (7kXx0)
Eh, I have boarded all the time. Mostly in the 3s to 7s. I am not sure I have had top spot. Fell off entirely last week due to having to jump shifts.
2000 would be a shitload.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:18 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:19 AM (7kXx0)
If me, didn't get much done today.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
Well, you were typing 2400 comments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:19 AM (CmpAx)
Yeah. But "counting" stopped at the Playboy Mansion at 3 am, till 6 am.
They have overflows like we have canoe accidents.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 12:19 AM (e6UQI)
If me, didn't get much done today.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:16 AM (ynpvh)
Well, you were typing 2400 comments.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:19 AM (CmpAx)
Hey, don't forget the 571 socks. LOL
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:20 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:20 AM (CmpAx)
They have overflows like we have canoe accidents.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 12:19 AM (e6UQI)
I think the barrell is more sanitary though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:20 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:21 AM (7kXx0)
There are some good jokes in it. They were the only things I could understand.
Here's one, as best I can recall it:
Pat & Mike get drunk & decide to visit the grave of a recently deceased friend. Unbeknownst to them, their late friend's widow has had a statue of our Lord and Savior placed at the head of the grave.
Pat & Mike are dumbstruck. Pat looks at the statue and shakes his head. He says to Mike, "It don't look a THING like him!"
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 12:22 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:21 AM (7kXx0)
One got lost in the wash.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:22 AM (ynpvh)
The boss is strictly guarded from the cheap seats and you're triggering all of the tell-tale red flags.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:24 AM (3hI7Q)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:20 AM (CmpAx)
A city sewage treatment plant would be more sanitary than the Playboy Mansion.
I understand that they tore the place down? What it needed, was to have been BURNED to the ground.
Take off and sanitize it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 12:25 AM (e6UQI)
The boss is strictly guarded from the cheap seats and you're triggering all of the tell-tale red flags.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:24 AM (3hI7Q)
I should be safe. I'll write on paper, "No Entry" and tape it to my ass, like that crazy guy in court did some years ago.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:28 AM (ynpvh)
Maybe Joe Biden's underwear?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:28 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:29 AM (7kXx0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 12:29 AM (lhenN)
Maybe Joe Biden's underwear?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:28 AM (CmpAx)
What comes out isn't exactly sanitary (would not drink or bathe in it), but what goes in certainly isn't.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 12:29 AM (7kXx0)
Only during election season.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:28 AM (ynpvh)
https://tinyurl.com/436chx7d
Not my favorite either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:30 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 12:29 AM (lhenN)
How clogged are the air vents?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:31 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Not aggressively toxic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:31 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 12:33 AM (hyRRf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:35 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:30 AM (ynpvh)
Not aggressively toxic?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:31 AM (CmpAx)
I would gander it depends on which country and county the water is being treated in...
Supposedly has the toxins and heavy metals removed, so is "safe" for fish and humans as it's pumped into the local river of fed back into a Water Treatment Plant...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:36 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Power supply is getting ready to tank.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:36 AM (5LFjM)
Senior Iranian Officials have further told Reuters that both President Ebrahim Raisi and Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian alongside 7 other Passengers were Killed in the Helicopter Crash in Northwestern Iran.
Charred beyond forensic identification. And allah's rape gang.
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 12:36 AM (e8iei)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:37 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:38 AM (3hI7Q)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:38 AM (3hI7Q)
That sounds more like garrett brand crap you are using.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:39 AM (CmpAx)
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 12:36 AM (e8iei)
Or they filled the chopper with expendables, and are hiding out in Azerbaijan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:40 AM (SMy0Z)
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 12:36 AM (e8iei)
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Goat wrangling in flight distracted the pilot.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2024 12:41 AM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 12:41 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: PabloD at May 20, 2024 12:41 AM (f7a6n)
But, I'd wager that the pilot flew the bird Straight and Level Into Terrain.
Sometimes, the "Fog of War", is just.... Fog.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 12:43 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:37 AM (CmpAx)
Stevie Ray Vaughan ;/
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 12:45 AM (IPNwN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:37 AM (CmpAx)
They tend to invite users to fly into places unsuitable for flying in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:45 AM (eaycV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 12:37 AM (CmpAx)
They tend to invite users to fly into places unsuitable for flying in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:45 AM (eaycV)
Ospreys are the best/worst of both worlds...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 20, 2024 12:46 AM (ynpvh)
I guess it DID "land," at least literally.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 12:47 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 20, 2024 12:48 AM (3hI7Q)
Back when I was a kid, there was some crop dusting that went on. Never much, but there was one guy around here who did it. This would've been back in the '70s. Farmers like my father would sometimes use him, when things got in a pinch (I think it was heavy rain one time, too wet to get in the field).
I remember as a young boy watching him spray near our house. Powerful airplane. He'd swoop down, fly low, and head straight for the tree line, pulling up at the last possible moment, looked like. And we did that hard climb, you get hear the engine really sound off.
Then he decided to try a helicopter....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2024 12:50 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2024 12:51 AM (eaycV)
He got a helicopter crop duster. Boom mounted on the thing.
He thought that was really the ticket. Then he crashed it. Well, a very hard, unintentional landing you might say.
That was it for helicopters with him. Trouble was, he was a fixed wing "hot rod" airplane pilot, not a helicopter pilot, and things got outside of his experience.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2024 12:51 AM (w6EFb)
Senior Iranian Officials have further told Reuters that both President Ebrahim Raisi and Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian alongside 7 other Passengers were Killed in the Helicopter Crash in Northwestern Iran.
Charred beyond forensic identification. And allah's rape gang.
Posted by: 13times
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Unless there is clear cause they will blame the juice.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2024 12:52 AM (cOq4q)
I think the early reports were that they were visiting Azerbijan, though why they went by helicopter specifically hasn't been elaborated on. Presumably Iran has passenger airliners.
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2024 11:05 PM (Dnobf)
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Yes they have airliners. We even managed to shoot one down thinking it was a warplane. Embarrassing doesn't even cut it. All those dead people.
Posted by: Ciampino - an ignoble act at May 20, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
There is that saying around pilot circles which you sure will agree...
"There are OLD pilots, and there are BOLD pilots,
"But there are no "OLD, BOLD pilots."
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 12:54 AM (TDvv2)
Unless there is clear cause they will blame the juice.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
OJ did it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 12:56 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 11:06 PM (9OLgB)
So, Linux?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 19, 2024 11:08 PM (0eaVi)
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Linuxians or Linusians?
Unixians?
Xenixians?
Posted by: Ciampino - Have at them grammarians at May 20, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 19, 2024 10:33 PM (cnpI7)
The perp was carrying a gun. I wonder why he didn't try to shoot the husband with the knife?
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I've investigated crime scenes where the perp shot a victim with a hamster...
Posted by: Lt. Frank Drebbin, Police Squad! Homicide Detective at May 20, 2024 12:59 AM (KVC16)
Why? Air cover is being flown by their most modern F4s!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 19, 2024 11:09 PM (d9fT1)
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Are they still flying my favorites, F-14 Tomcats?
Posted by: Ciampino - Have at them at May 20, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)
Clarence 'Bud' Anderson, a World War II triple ace of the 363rd FS/357th FG with 16 1/4 aerial victories, passed away at the age of 102.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 01:00 AM (7kXx0)
Yeager. Cardenas. And one (name escapes me), flew chase for Yeager, just passed only yesterday.
Oh, and Burt Rutan, just what, last week?
Hot stick fighter pilots, but better than their lesser "peers" at working around the edges of the envelope.
What was minor stress in flying for them, was OMG, I Love Ya, Ma! *static* on the radio, for anyone else, including us.
Grand Prix Motorcycle Racing is the same way. I'll ride a Gold Wing coast to coast. But, I'm not gonna race at the Isle of Man TT. No way, no how!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:01 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 01:02 AM (7kXx0)
Posted by: I gotta ask at May 20, 2024 01:02 AM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 01:03 AM (7kXx0)
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So it is all good.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2024 01:04 AM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2024 01:05 AM (7kXx0)
I think our system, now, FAILS to produce the kind of Pilots that can ascend to the Old AND Bold Pilot heights.
Zero Risk Tolerance does not a good Fighter Pilot make!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:06 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2024 12:52 AM (cOq4q)
*shakes head sadly*
OJ claims more victims.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 20, 2024 01:06 AM (CmpAx)
I don't know how some of these idjits manage to breathe on their own.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at May 19, 2024 11:20 PM (Vvh2V)
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Punchline (to a Blonde joke):
When he put the earbud in he heard, "Breathe in; breathe out; breathe in; ......"
Posted by: Ciampino - technological help at May 20, 2024 01:13 AM (qfLjt)
Was Raisi vaxxed and boosted? Was he wearing a mask?
Posted by: I gotta ask
He's distancing himself at least six feet now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 01:15 AM (63Dwl)
Flew into thick fog...lost his bearings (otherwise known as "Spatial Disorientation)...Spatial disorientation is defined as the inability of a pilot to correctly interpret aircraft attitude, altitude or airspeed in relation to the Earth or other points of reference. (Because there are none.) Pilots will often try to correct a perceived "Brain" turn by turning opposite to correct which leads to loss of lift and a spiral down into ground all the while the pilot is turning to "correct" his perceived turn to the opposite.
That's why they call it the "Death Spiral."
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:15 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 11:49 PM (7kXx0)
Manslaughter practitioner and waitress rapist Ted Kennedy actively colluded with the Soviets against Reagan.
But the Lyin' of the Senate, or something.
Posted by: spindrift at May 20, 2024 01:22 AM (0+j4h)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:15 AM (TDvv2)
The ONLY "known" references in whiteout conditions, are there on the panel in front of the pilot.
Artificial Horizon, Altimeter, Compass, Vertical Speed Indicator, Turn & Bank Indicator. Maintain "wings level", altitude and heading, and if fixed wing, airspeed.
IGNORE the inner gyro. It's been proven....unreliable.
Add some basic navigation for drift, and rising terrain, kick in a bit of math, and either ascend over terrain, or turn a 180 and return to point of origin, if possible.
Either way, don't keep making things worse by flying into more difficult situations.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:22 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:23 AM (TDvv2)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
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I'd still like to ride in the International Six Days Enduro. I'd finish near dead last, but who cares. I could beat top performers that DNF, so there's that.
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 01:24 AM (dz5Os)
I just heard that song on the radio the other day. Although obviously a parody, it is a more effective piece of that era of music than at least 90% of the actual seriously intended music that it was parodying. Kind of amazing when you think about it.
Posted by: azjaeger at May 20, 2024 01:26 AM (3/XaG)
But the Jack Pine Rallies were... brutal.
The average Jack Pine rider showed up in a van with a bike and his bed in it, or a truck with a bike IN the bed, and the rider had a sleeping bag, somewhere in the loadout.
IF he had a mechanic, and as often as not, didn't.
Compares to the age of Wooden Ships and Iron Men, all on stone age bikes in the mud, under leaden skies and clouds of mosquitoes.
Was before my time. For which, I'm thankful.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:30 AM (e6UQI)
"There are OLD pilots, and there are BOLD pilots,
"But there are no "OLD, BOLD pilots."
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Another:
'Any landing that you walk from was a good landing'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 01:32 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: spindrift at May 20, 2024 01:32 AM (0+j4h)
Only is... you have been trained to focus on your instruments in these conditions...It's called an IFR rating which means you've been trained to fly by your cockpit instruments..(hopefully they are the best suites available)
If you are a visual VFR rated pilot only...well then, flying into ICM otherwise known as clouds. storms, or fog...your pretty much fucked unless you can quickly escape back into clear air.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:33 AM (TDvv2)
The average Jack Pine rider showed up in a van with a bike and his bed in it, or a truck with a bike IN the bed, and the rider had a sleeping bag, somewhere in the loadout.
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I recall seeing bikes come in with barbed wire spooled around the axle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2024 01:35 AM (XeU6L)
All these things that are taught by, you know, families.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 01:37 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:38 AM (TDvv2)
Unless, one studied the requisite instruments thoroughly wove even basic flight training, as to make one as familiar with them as tying their shoes.
I think even the Basic Private License should result in ANY pilot so licensed, to be able to at least maintain level, heading and altitude, regardless of outside reference, right from the start.
No, I don't mean IFR, as in intercepting localizers and working the NAV radios, etc. Let alone IFR so as to transit TCA through all their speed and altitude tiers.
Just enough instrument knowledge and a bit of hood time, as to keep a pilot from going pure idiot, in the least bit of scud running under the clouds.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:41 AM (e6UQI)
I've read about that. You have to train yourself to trust your instruments. Don't pay any attention to what you think your attitude is, use your instruments. And that's hard to do.
Rush Limbaugh (pbuh), talked about that years ago, I think in reference to JFK, Jr's crash. I think they decided he got disoriented and just flew the plane right into the water.
One of Rush's buddies refused to believe any one could do that, not know which way was up. They were talking about this on Rush's plane. The pilot got that guy up in the cockpit, put him in the "jumpseat".
Then he proceeded to do some mild maneuvers, and this was after dark. Nothing too much, just some climbs and dives and turns, enough to mess with that guy's internal inner ear sense of up and down.
He asked the guy, okay, what are we doing? Guy said we're climbing. Nope, we're headed straight for the ground, the pilot showed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 20, 2024 01:41 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 01:42 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:42 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 01:43 AM (fwDg9)
Fully agreed, and wise policy.
But even a 40 hr. Private should be able to maintain stability, return to point of origin if required or feasible, and at worst, be able to follow ATC vectors to a (hopefully) clear enough runway to safely put 'er down.
A Private Pilot's License, if for VFR only, should not leave a pilot HELPLESS, at the slightest blush of fog or lowering ceiling.
Four Hours of Dual Time spent in familiarizing a pilot with the instruments as I've described them, with 90 of those minutes being under the hood.
That'll be a pilot that might not become an automatic statistic. Which is my ONLY point in the discussion.
Don't set the VFR pilot up as an instant victim, just add scud, and mix.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:46 AM (e6UQI)
That's right, organized, outdoor, single track enduro was like that until the mid seventies. ISDE changed too, most of it due to enviro-whiners.
We had many miles of bootleg single track trail until the 2020 north complex fire destroyed the western slope, Plumas national forest - and our trails with it - and the irony being USFS used to badger us about spark arresters.
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 01:52 AM (J3ppD)
The essence of a IFR rating is the ability of the pilot to shake off neurological inputs based on the loss of all visual references and to focus on the electronic inputs from the instruments to guide the flying. In other words, the pilot denies neurological inputs and counteracts this with instrument readings to instruct his flying AT THAT MOMENT and through the flight.
Ok....
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:56 AM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at May 20, 2024 01:59 AM (XOBxw)
I was far too young and years away from funds enough to have a truck, an Enduro bike, and the cost of going to and competing in...much of anything.
How I got to the races? Volunteer crew. Which meant, I got to log in no few bootleg hours, behind the number plate of a friend too tired to ride. No points earned or awarded, but I did learn to ride far more skillfully than I would've, otherwise.
A couple years of riding in the dirt, has great advantages for handling a bike on the pavement. Never know when a bit mud might lurk further out from the gutters!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 01:59 AM (e6UQI)
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 02:02 AM (TDvv2)
I just don't think the Private Pilot is well served with ZERO "introduction" to Instruments, for those un-anticipated situations.
I think my Four Hour "taste" of things, would dispel a lot of fear or barriers for new pilots to go on and PURSUE their Instrument Rating.
Danger? Yeah, a new VFR stick getting cocky, and thinking they "can handle it". I'll admit that risk.
But there should not be a Hard Barrier between the nearly graduated VFR Pilot, and the ones having acquired sufficient hours to actually begin, FORMAL IFR training.
Put some safety margin in there for the new pilot, is all I'm suggesting.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 02:05 AM (e6UQI)
I did the same - backing my uncle - he riding observed trials on a 500cc royal enfield rigid frame. It started gushing oil, so I chased along to refill it at each section. He won the western super-senior that year.
A buddy and I went halves on a clapped-out 1972? 74? 125 Honda Elsinore. His dad was a master mechanic.. so yeah.
For me, just being in the wild outdoors, is payment enough.
Posted by: 13times at May 20, 2024 02:24 AM (7zcIB)
Night Horde.
Posted by: Nightwatch at May 20, 2024 01:23 AM (TDvv2)
Keep it down.....Skip's still sleeping .
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 02:32 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 02:34 AM (T4tVD)
1/2" rebar, through hole between frame and engine, as close to the footpeg mounts, as possible. Hose clamps.
The original footpegs were SO long ago, gone.
And you've not lived, until your "shifter" is a set of vice grips clamped onto the gear selector shaft, poking out of the engine cases.
Dirt bikes for the Dirt Poor. It's all we had, then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 02:36 AM (e6UQI)
My hash is a PLAYA !
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 02:34 AM (T4tVD)
Testing to see what disease my new hash has.
Posted by: RickZ at May 20, 2024 02:41 AM (emlEe)
Next 'wonder' up: Biden talking coherently at a press conference for two hours.
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{{{Pixy!}}}
Ya done good! Thank you thank you!
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'Tis Monday: 78 F. here with the usual soggy, will-sapping humidity. And yet I plan to go out in it and work out. Call me crazy, call me Ishmael, but I can do no other.
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Oh.
Sorry.
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