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This past week Jane D'Oh submitted the following Hat Tip: Local group works to tackle period poverty

Period Poverty Awareness Week starts on Monday, May 20th.

Lacey Gero with the Alliance for Period Supplies is just one person trying to get the word out.

“Period poverty is the lack of access to a sufficient supply of period products that are needed to actually get through a menstrual cycle,” explained Gero.

One of the biggest groups impacted by this are students.


Where is this terrible tragedy taking place? Nigeria? Cambodia? Afghanistan? No this gut wrenching story comes from Savannah State University located in Savannah, Georgia, USA.

Once upon a time yours truly lived in a house with a wife and three teenage daughters. So I’m a little bit familiar with the female species. Which includes the good, the bad and the ugly. So I understand the theme of Girl Power.

And if Ms. Gero were my daughter she would not be welcomed home for quite some time. Because we raised our children to use their intellect instead of emotion. Lessons of personal responsibility were taught. And we attempted to instill in them curiosity and not accept everything on face value.

Ms Gero cannot understand normal thinking. She is intellectually lazy, has the curiosity of a facial tissue and lives in an entitlement bubble. She is surrounded by "adults" who are just as dishonest and lazy as our fearless student rabble-rouser.

Jacqueline Awe is the Director of Student Development at Savannah State University. She says their star program is a safe haven for many students needing period products.

“That’s how our program got started, " said Awe “because students were embarrassed going to class and having body odor and they weren’t going.” “We started by buying them out of our own pockets and keeping them in our offices”.

Students didn't have enough money for a tampon? Are you fucking kidding me? So these adultschildren don't have an extra $20.00 per month for a personal hygiene? I bet they have enough for monthly contraception or their daily Star Bucks concoction. What is discretionary spending for $500.

If a student doesn't have enough common sense to bath/shower on a regular basis, perhaps they aren't college material.

Just look at the Amazon site and you will find oodles and oodles of this precious product for sale. Hell, they even qualify for Mommy & Daddy's HSA account.

The following came right off the Amazon site, first item:

Rael Tampons, Slim Applicator Made with Organic Cotton Core - Tampons Multipack, Regular and Super Absorbency, BPA-Free, Leak Locker Technology, Unscented, Chlorine Free (40 Count, Bundle)
40 Count
4.3 out of 5 stars 7,079
5K+ bought in past month
$18.99 ($0.47/Count) List: $19.99
$18.04 with Subscribe & Save discount

And just think they are also organic. Saaa-weet.


I propose the following cure for these Karens. The Horde can create a Go-Fund-Me account. We can provide free hysterectomies. It would be a win-win-win-win situation. They save $240.00 give or take yearly, aren't embarrassed by body odor, we won't have to listen to them asking us to pay for their abortions and future generations of Karens would never see the light of day. Like I said, it's a win-win-win-win for all of us.

Stupidity should be painful. Very painful.


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 12:00 PM




Comments

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1 I'll fetch em

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:01 PM (wX5h4)

2
We can call it the "Grab 'em By the Pussy" Fund!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2024 12:02 PM (wX5h4)

3 Living within one's means is a totally alien concept for a lot of people.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:02 PM (wX5h4)

4 Ridicule is sexist

Posted by: Jamaica at May 19, 2024 12:02 PM (wX5h4)

5 I guess they want room service

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)

6 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)

7 period thread?
really?

Posted by: sent at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)

8
Rags to Riches > Rags for Bitches . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)

9 "One of the biggest groups impacted by this are students."

---

I'm old enough to remember when they used to say "women and minorities hardest hit," but this is 2024.

Let's spare a thought for the men who can't afford their tampons.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:04 PM (wX5h4)

10 It's a bloody outrage it is!

Posted by: Pixy (or is it?) at May 19, 2024 12:04 PM (wX5h4)

11 Thanks for the Thread MisHum !

Posted by: JT at May 19, 2024 12:04 PM (wX5h4)

12
Proof, if more proof was needed, that higher education is just extended day care.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:04 PM (wX5h4)

13 Living within one's means is a totally alien concept for a lot of people.
-
Just the way we like it.

Posted by: Visa, Mastercard, Sallie Mae, etc. at May 19, 2024 12:05 PM (wX5h4)

14 I would guess Period Poverty is not being able to find a Top Hat or a parasol

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:05 PM (wX5h4)

15
So help me, I thought on first seeing "period poverty" there was a punctuation shortage.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:06 PM (wX5h4)

16 7 period thread?
really?
Posted by: sent at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)


Yes.
Feel free to join the hawt discussion at Epicurious about the joys of eating cumin on peanut butter toast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:06 PM (wX5h4)

17 They want serfs, utterly dependent on The Authorities.

This is just one indication of this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:06 PM (wX5h4)

18 We can call it the "Grab 'em By the Pussy" Fund!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2024 12:02 PM (wX5h4)

Hah!

Speaking of, someone was complaining yesterday, before things went dark, about Trump saying Sleepy Joe should be drug tested.

Really? Can we not just accept that Don J. is who he is? This is what you get.

Frankly, I want to know what he thinks about calls for free tampons. More than anyone else in this world, I want to hear his thoughts on this.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:07 PM (wX5h4)

19 If they'd just quit putting all the tampons in the men's rooms there'd probably be enough to go around.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:07 PM (wX5h4)

20 >>“That’s how our program got started, " said Awe “because students were embarrassed going to class and having body odor and they weren’t going.” “We started by buying them out of our own pockets and keeping them in our offices”.

A. These are legal adults who are saying they can't function when they are menstruating. Normal girls figure out how to deal with stuff within the first few menstrual cycles. Seriously.

B. If they can afford tuition but not tampons, then this is an issue for the school: lower your tuition, incorporate a basic budgeting course into freshman orientation -- there are so many other solutions that are not: buy them stuff so they never figure it out for themselves.

C. The people running this have an acute need to find and fix a problem; this is about their need, not actual students who can't buy their own d@mn tampons.

IDIOCRACY

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:07 PM (wX5h4)

21 Let's spare a thought for the men who can't afford their tampons.

And for the heroic males at an Oregon high school who destroyed a tampon dispenser installed in the boy's bathroom.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

22
They want serfs, utterly dependent on The Authorities.

___________

Except that serfs were more resourceful than these superannuated infants.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

23 Apologies but this seems kind of important. The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter. Traveling in a three copter convoy the President's was the only one to crash. Details keep coming out.

Thank you for your indulgence.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

24 15
So help me, I thought on first seeing "period poverty" there was a punctuation shortage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:06 PM (wX5h4)


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Zombie William Faulkner at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

25 “We started by buying them out of our own pockets and keeping them in our offices”.

I read that as ". . . keeping them in our orifices'."

Yeah, I'm that guy.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 12:09 PM (wX5h4)

26 I once had a tenant that I had to evict and once I got her fat ass out I had to move all her shit to the curb and in one of the closets she had garbage bags filled with Kotex pads. Like 4 or 5 bags filled to the brim. Thank God Almighty they were unused. I guess she was prepping for something.

Do broads still use Kotex pads?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2024 12:10 PM (wX5h4)

27 I refuse to discuss this repulsive topic, and that is my final say. Period.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 12:10 PM (wX5h4)

28 >>If they'd just quit putting all the tampons in the men's rooms there'd probably be enough to go around.

Just sayin'


Honestly, I have never depended on anyone for a free tampon. Ever. When did it become OK to demand others provide for your personal care needs? How is it they can manage to procure soap, shampoo, toothbrushes, toothpaste, make-up, lotion, deodorant -- but not tampons??!?

This is embarrassing. Americans used to be better than this. They are making us into a third world nation with this stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:10 PM (wX5h4)

29 Do broads still use Kotex pads?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Some do, some don't and some you simply can't tell.


Hmmm, seems applicable to many facets of life.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 12:11 PM (wX5h4)

30 >>So help me, I thought on first seeing "period poverty" there was a punctuation shortage.


"I know, right?"
-- Oxford Comma

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:11 PM (wX5h4)

31 And for the heroic males at an Oregon high school who destroyed a tampon dispenser installed in the boy's bathroom.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

Tsk, tsk, if ever there was a symbolic representation of the patriarchah.....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:11 PM (wX5h4)

32 And in good news, Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi, the "Butcher of Teheran", has been in an helicopter crash.

Conflicting reports on whether he survived or not, but I've seen a report that Iranian radio stations are broadcasting verses from the Koran, which is not a good sign for ol' Ebrahim.

The Iranian foreign minister was reportedly also on the helicopter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:12 PM (wX5h4)

33 Yeah, Ben Had, President Raisi did a Kobe Bryant, and now the munchkins are singing "and he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead!" Iran should put that on State TV.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 12:12 PM (wX5h4)

34 Tsk, tsk, if ever there was a symbolic representation of the patriarchah.....

As the Antifa-types say: "Direct action gets the goods."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:12 PM (wX5h4)

35 Conflicting reports on whether he survived or not, but I've seen a report that Iranian radio stations are broadcasting verses from the Koran, which is not a good sign for ol' Ebrahim.

The Iranian foreign minister was reportedly also on the helicopter.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Oh, that's too bad.


Anyway. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 12:13 PM (wX5h4)

36
Abraham Lincoln >>>>> Ebrahim Raisi

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:13 PM (wX5h4)

37 Everyday is another level of insanity.

Posted by: Ragland T. Tiger at May 19, 2024 12:13 PM (wX5h4)

38 Previous Thread

262 Went to the Daily Mail for info on the iranian helicopter crash, scrolled down to an article saying that Hing Charles and William are letting their most valuable asset back into the fold.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 19, 2024 10:53 AM (wX5h4)

I read the entire article. The headline was a wish by the author, repeated (as a wish) in the last sentence. Not happening.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:13 PM (wX5h4)

39
Yeah, Ben Had, President Raisi did a Kobe Bryant

_________

Trump indicted for first-degree murder.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:14 PM (wX5h4)

40 Seriously, we're witnessing the de-evolution of humankind in real time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:14 PM (wX5h4)

41 "I know, right?"
-- Oxford Comma
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:11 PM (wX5h4)

I know right?

Posted by: Baron de Gauville at May 19, 2024 12:15 PM (wX5h4)

42 Weirdly enough the same wymynses who don’t have $20 for tampons have for $7 Starbucks coffee every morning.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 12:15 PM (wX5h4)

43 Top pic is stringed suppositories for Trans-women. I mean, that can't really use them for what their intended for, no?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:15 PM (wX5h4)

44 Somehow, they'll blame the Jewish spy dolphins.

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

45 The Iranian foreign minister was reportedly also on the helicopter.

John Kerry hardest hit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

46 What the actual frak did I just read?

Uber First World Problems.

Here kid go wipe yourself with some poison ivy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

47 I remember seeing a lot of off campus living folks coming into the gym showers to shower every day.

*makes note*
Grandson of Diogenes is not to date a girl from Savannah State.

Posted by: wX5h3 at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

48 Hopefully now everyone knows this is the real me.

Posted by: ... (wX5h4) at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

49 7 period thread?
really?
Posted by: sent at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)


I identify as nonbinary.

Posted by: wX5h4 at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

50 >>And for the heroic males at an Oregon high school who destroyed a tampon dispenser installed in the boy's bathroom.

>>Tsk, tsk, if ever there was a symbolic representation of the patriarchah.....

Heh, it was the kids telling the adults "enough already."
Stunning and brave!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:17 PM (wX5h4)

51 For you deer hunters out there. The tampon makes a great scent dispenser for your doe urine. The Fab was shocked when she saw some of those in my deer hunting equipment tote.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:17 PM (wX5h4)

52 35 Conflicting reports on whether he survived or not, but I've seen a report that Iranian radio stations are broadcasting verses from the Koran, which is not a good sign for ol' Ebrahim.

The Iranian foreign minister was reportedly also on the helicopter.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Oh, that's too bad.


Anyway. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at May 19, 2024 12:13 PM (wX5h4)

Yeah, so sad. Hey, I'm passing out candies, Pali-style. Want some?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

53
Hopefully now everyone knows this is the real me.
Posted by: ... (wX5h4)

__________

"The (wX5h4) in the Iron Mask" by Alexandre Dumas

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

54 John Kerry hardest hit.

Speaking of which, that SOB was meeting with Iranian officials throughout Trump's term, explaining to the Iranians how to thwart the Trump Administration.

If Trump actually wins, a Logan Act prosecution of Lurch would be completely justified.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

55
New and fresh: pull my string

Old and busted: pull my finger

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

56 44 Somehow, they'll blame the Jewish spy dolphins.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)


I saw Jewish Spy Dolphins open for Country Joe and the Fish AND Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys at the Lonestar Cafe in '82.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

57 Jean Francois Cary's daughter's father-in-law got in da choppa?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

58 I see the US was "in talks" with Iran to find ways to avoid escalation, and now the helicopter crashes.
In the Intel world, we call that timing.

Posted by: wX5h3 at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

59 I once had a tenant...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2024 12:10 PM (wX5h4)

I'm gonna stop you right there.

There are very few things in this world I would less want to do for money than be someone's landlord. You're not making the case for any stronger.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

60 40 Seriously, we're witnessing the de-evolution of humankind in real time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:14 PM (wX5h4)

Yeah.
Physically, one snip and one sew at a time.
Academically, one inculcated youth at a time.
Spiritually, one "woke" church at a time.
Economically, one socialist wet-dream at a time.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

61 I figured CBD would have to take a pass on his duties since he can't scare anyone while the hash is horked.

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

62 >>Seriously, we're witnessing the de-evolution of humankind in real time.


This

But also, they are once again, uh, inserting themselves into the wellbeing of kids' privates. Why tampons and not toothpaste? They are obsessed with assigning themselves responsibility over kiddie genitals. They are sick!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

63 45 The Iranian foreign minister was reportedly also on the helicopter.

John Kerry hardest hit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)

He shoulda joined the ride.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

64 My stupid governor Whitmer was triumphant about getting rid of taxes on feminine hygiene paper products. This after months of lying about there being a special tax for them.

I highly doubt that young women are embarrassed to talk about their periods to other women; e.g. in the bathroom. Unless, of course, they have asked, "Does anyone have a tampon?" and had a baritone voice respond, "Yes" and a big-wristed hand offered them one below the door. That can be discouraging.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

65 Wow. In this day and age it never occurred to me that women and their female children could be so naive about their own basic health and well being.

Are there still imbeciles in this society that shame women for being women? I must be out of the loop.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

66 56 44 Somehow, they'll blame the Jewish spy dolphins.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)


I saw Jewish Spy Dolphins open for Country Joe and the Fish AND Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys at the Lonestar Cafe in '82.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

That was a hell of a show. I have the bootleg LP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

67 There are very few things in this world I would less want to do for money than be someone's landlord.
Posted by: BurtTC


Oh, I think I got you beat.

Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

68 Somehow, they'll blame the Jewish spy dolphins.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)


I saw Jewish Spy Dolphins open for Country Joe and the Fish AND Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys at the Lonestar Cafe in '82.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Hey J.J.,
Thinking of you and praying for you!

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

69 *removes wX5h3 sock disguise*

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

70 56 44 Somehow, they'll blame the Jewish spy dolphins.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)


I saw Jewish Spy Dolphins open for Country Joe and the Fish AND Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys at the Lonestar Cafe in '82.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 19, 2024 12:18 PM (wX5h4)

And here I thought you'd plug in Hootie and the Blowfish in there somewhere...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

71 >>> 5 I guess they want room service
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:03 PM (wX5h4)

The Paolo will provide the service they *need*.

Posted by: Paolo at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

72 Hey, Lacey!

Want some cheese to go with that whine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

73 Women are too scared or embarrassed to talk about periods.

Also, women are courageous warriors and can run the world better than any man.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

74 Hey in a pinch that face mask could probably be used as a hygiene product...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

75 Is there a Furry litter box in the baffroom? That seems to be all the rage now. Kids pissing and shitting in kitty litter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

76 Heh, it was the kids telling the adults "enough already."
Stunning and brave!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:17 PM (wX5h4)

This being 2024 though, I wonder if they have cameras in the boys' room, and if so, these kids WILL be charged with a hate crime.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

77 61 I figured CBD would have to take a pass on his duties since he can't scare anyone while the hash is horked.

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

Oh Yeah?

Posted by: Charlie Brown's Dildo (maybe?) at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

78 Who knew Jewish Spy Dolphins could fly helicopters?

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

79 “because students were embarrassed going to class and having body odor and they weren’t going.”

Are these the same kickass women that demand equal opportunity to become firefighters and soldiers and rocket scientists and brain surgeons and mostly movie star ninjas?

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

80 There are very few things in this world I would less want to do for money than be someone's landlord.
Posted by: BurtTC

Eh it’s not hard. Key is own good properties don’t rent to shitty people. And ABC, always be cash flowing!

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

81 I propose the following cure for these Karens. The Horde can create a Go-Fund-Me account. We can provide free hysterectomies. It would be a win-win-win-win situation.

Can we demand compensation when they remain hysterical?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

82 >>> 23 Apologies but this seems kind of important. The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter. Traveling in a three copter convoy the President's was the only one to crash. Details keep coming out.

Thank you for your indulgence.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

It was taken by a UFO!

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

83 64 My stupid governor Whitmer was triumphant about getting rid of taxes on feminine hygiene paper products. This after months of lying about there being a special tax for them.

I highly doubt that young women are embarrassed to talk about their periods to other women; e.g. in the bathroom. Unless, of course, they have asked, "Does anyone have a tampon?" and had a baritone voice respond, "Yes" and a big-wristed hand offered them one below the door. That can be discouraging.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

Well, get rid of taxes on toilet paper and condoms while you're at it. And the pill.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

84 IDIOCRACY

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:07 PM (wX5h4)



I've been saying for a while now that Idiocracy was a documentary, NOT a futuristic comedy.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

85 For you deer hunters out there. The tampon makes a great scent dispenser for your doe urine. The Fab was shocked when she saw some of those in my deer hunting equipment tote.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:17 PM (wX5h4)


Did you have that excuse prepared, or did you think of it on the spot?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

86 >>Women are too scared or embarrassed to talk about periods.

Also, women are courageous warriors and can run the world better than any man.
- - -
Heh.
Women are just as strong as men and deserve to be in the Navy SEALs.
But also, women can't figure out how to buy their own tampons or deal with the BO during menstruation.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

87 73 Women are too scared or embarrassed to talk about periods.

Also, women are courageous warriors and can run the world better than any man.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

Once I got to Jr. High, I had 6 periods a day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:25 PM (wX5h4)

88 I identify as nonbinary.

Hilarious video from a Dearborn school board meeting, where a "non-binary" person explains how oppressed she is, while a large group of Muslim males in the audience shouts her down.

https://tinyurl.com/bddtwdtm

I've noted that unless the people rise up, the "non-binary" types have about twenty years left in Western Europe, and then the Caliphate takes over.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:25 PM (wX5h4)

89 It was taken by a UFO!
Posted by: Don Lemon at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

Probably up your black hole.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:25 PM (wX5h4)

90 >>>>>There are very few things in this world I would less want to do for money than be someone's landlord.
Posted by: BurtTC
*******
I an vouche for that. In my experience, if you want to see the worst side of people, rent them a property. I would never do that again.

Posted by: Ragland (Rags)T. Tiger at May 19, 2024 12:25 PM (wX5h4)

91 78 Who knew Jewish Spy Dolphins could fly helicopters?

Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

The problem (or maybe benefit) is they can't...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:25 PM (wX5h4)

92 When women start buying my shaving cream and razors I might care.

Just kidding. I won't care.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:26 PM (wX5h4)

93 So, are wymyns all powerful and independent and not needing nobody for nothing.....

Or do they need someone to provide them with tampons and tell them to shower.

You can't have it both ways.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 12:26 PM (wX5h4)

94 The Left needs new ways to keep people voting for them.

Hygiene products s their new bloody shirt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 12:26 PM (wX5h4)

95 82 >>> 23 Apologies but this seems kind of important. The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter. Traveling in a three copter convoy the President's was the only one to crash. Details keep coming out.

Thank you for your indulgence.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

One of Chiun's little accidents ? Obscure reference to Remo Williams

Posted by: It's me donna at May 19, 2024 12:26 PM (wX5h4)

96 81 I propose the following cure for these Karens. The Horde can create a Go-Fund-Me account. We can provide free hysterectomies. It would be a win-win-win-win situation.

Can we demand compensation when they remain hysterical?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

I thought there were treatments for hysteria back in the late 1800's...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:26 PM (wX5h4)

97 There are crashes then there are crashes
Can I hope it was a catastrophic kind?

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:26 PM (wX5h4)

98 But are the organic tampons fair trade?

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

99 There are very few things in this world I would less want to do for money than be someone's landlord.
Posted by: BurtTC
------
Oh, I think I got you beat.
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

Well sure. If we're making a list, having to taste Harvey Weinstein's taint would be up there.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

100 Agenda-Free TV on youtube has a live stream on the Iran story.

https://www.youtube.com/live/czd70Y8aGqY

Just said that 20 minutes ago, Iran reported rescue teams were 30 minutes from the site.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

101 Back from our motorcycle ride. Smash is really improving with her basic skills. GAINZZZZZ.

Low speed offset slalom
Straight line friction zone
Right turn from a stop, with a 6' limit on how wide the turn is
Emergency stop from 20mph

Working on getting her built up to the right turn from a stop followed by a left u-turn in a 20' wide space. She has the basic skills, but is now putting them all together in one series of actions for being able to pass the MSF test.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

102 82 >>> 23 Apologies but this seems kind of important. The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter. Traveling in a three copter convoy the President's was the only one to crash. Details keep coming out.

Thank you for your indulgence.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 12:08 PM (wX5h4)

It was taken by a UFO!

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

I was expecting you to say it was your Black Hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

103 Hopefully now everyone knows this is the real me.

Posted by: ... (wX5h4) at May 19, 2024 12:16 PM (wX5h4)



Why? What happened?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

104 The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter.

Those shoddy Iranian maintenance practices.

Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: The Mossad! at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

105 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

106 I'm pretty sure Idiocracy thought it was making fun of traditionally conservative demographics although I will admit at the time I didn't mind corporations quite as much as I do now.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

107 Any additional taxes women spend on tampons is more than made up by free drinks they get at bars.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 12:28 PM (wX5h4)

108 Why? What happened?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

Sorry it was a very poor reference to the hash issue poor pixy is having.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:28 PM (wX5h4)

109 Idiotocracy is still in the future, right now we are in the Demolition Man stage

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 12:28 PM (wX5h4)

110 Oh Yeah?
Posted by: Charlie Brown's Dildo (maybe?)

OMG, I love this place.

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2024 12:28 PM (wX5h4)

111 >>> 105 Why do we all have the same hash?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

Oh sure, act all innocent after we all told you NOT to push that button.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

112 >>Why do we all have the same hash?

We are the Borg!

Pixy will fix this, but he needed some rest after the server move last night. He mentioned in the book thread.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

113 105 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)


Pixy is planning to fix it tomorrow morning.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

114 104 The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter.

Those shoddy Iranian maintenance practices.

Tsk, tsk.

Posted by: The Mossad! at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

Been better if they landed on one of their nuke processing facilities and blowed it up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

115 Why do we all have the same hash?
Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)
---
We took a vote...

You lost.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

116 Those shoddy Iranian maintenance practices.

Tsk, tsk.


I did see a report earlier that the Israeli government had decided to target the Iranian leadership to retaliate for the abortive Iranian strike on Israel.

Probably a coincidence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

117 And here I thought you'd plug in Hootie and the Blowfish in there somewhere...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)

Not that many years ago, a radio show (mostly comedy) would do a weekly quiz of bands playing in the area that weekend. They'd name three real band names, and one fake one, and have people call in to guess which one was the fake.

Few people would win. The "real" band names were getting really really stupidly strange and creative.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

118 85 For you deer hunters out there. The tampon makes a great scent dispenser for your doe urine. The Fab was shocked when she saw some of those in my deer hunting equipment tote.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:17 PM (wX5h4)


Did you have that excuse prepared, or did you think of it on the spot?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

Why buy expensive cotton/felt scent dispensers when you have boxes and boxes of those things in your home.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

119
This past week Jane D'Oh submitted the following Hat Tip

https://tinyurl.com/yu6fya95

Haven't seen her in a long time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

120 105 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

Choom, man. Pass the Duchie on the left-hand side.
https://youtu.be/EsyUa63NM1E

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

121 >>>>>There are very few things in this world I would less want to do for money than be someone's landlord.
Posted by: BurtTC
*******
I an vouche for that. In my experience, if you want to see the worst side of people, rent them a property. I would never do that again.

Posted by: Ragland (Rags)T. Tiger at May 19, 2024 12:25 PM (wX5h4)



The only way to make it work is to use a management company, which then isolates you from direct contact. Ask me how I know that.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

122 Why do we all have the same hash?
Posted by: JackStraw


Willie Nelson left the shed open.

Posted by: wX5h4 at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

123 There wouldn't be a tampon shortage if...

They did not make portraits of Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsberg out of them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

124 If tiny Savannah State employs an administrator who worries about period products for students, I’d conclude they don’t have an actual job to do. Eliminate the position…… every college is top heavy with these woke idiots with fancy administrative titles who have nothing to do. But they do have the panache of that fancy title….. if universities eliminated all those positions they might start to become better places….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

125 113 105 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)


Pixy is planning to fix it tomorrow morning.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

126 >>We took a vote...

>>You lost.

I'm not in here with you. You are in here with me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:30 PM (wX5h4)

127 Are there still imbeciles in this society that shame women for being women? I must be out of the loop.
Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 12:21 PM (wX5h4)

Depends on what a woman is.

Hey so have the Left started to pretend to give a shit about women again? Must be an election year.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

128 Eh it’s not hard. Key is own good properties don’t rent to shitty people. And ABC, always be cash flowing!
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

If I had to guess one commenter on this site who would defend landlording.....

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

129 And when did women think it appropriate to talk about this shit. We talked amongst ourselves as teenagers, but would never bring the subject up in mixed company. Just, eeeewwwww. Guys really don't need to hear about the monthly twat hemorrhage.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

130 105 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)


So Ace or CBD can quickly ban everyone then import a new, management-compliant and -friendly Horde?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

131
Why do we all have the same hash?
Posted by: JackStraw


The new collectivism.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

132 I figured CBD would have to take a pass on his duties since he can't scare anyone while the hash is horked.

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2024 12:20 PM (wX5h4)

Oh Yeah?
Posted by: Charlie Brown's Dildo (maybe?) at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

...and then for some unknown reason, EVERYONE got banned.

Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

133 Why do we all have the same hash?

Communism?

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

134 I like to celebrate a women's physiology every opportunity, as it presents itself.

That and because I like to slide my wiener beneath the heat lamps.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

135 Why? What happened?
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

Sorry it was a very poor reference to the hash issue poor pixy is having.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:28 PM (wX5h4)



Duh, I just got it. I need to drink more coffee before I start posting. Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

136 I thought this was going to be about SCAD in Savannah which still wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

137 Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

Heh!

Army Cooks! Death From Within!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

138 130 105 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)


So Ace or CBD can quickly ban everyone then import a new, management-compliant and -friendly Horde?
Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM (wX5h4)

But I would unban some of use guyz.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

139 >>And in good news, Iran's President Ebrahim Raisi, the "Butcher of Teheran", has been in an helicopter crash.

Conflicting reports on whether he survived or not, but I've seen a report that Iranian radio stations are broadcasting verses from the Koran, which is not a good sign for ol' Ebrahim.

The Iranian foreign minister was reportedly also on the helicopter.

That's too bad.

Posted by: Mo Sad at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

140 119
This past week Jane D'Oh submitted the following Hat Tip

https://tinyurl.com/yu6fya95

Haven't seen her in a long time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)

Is period poverty when women go into menopause?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:33 PM (wX5h4)

141 Did you have that excuse prepared, or did you think of it on the spot?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

Lipstick for circling the wound site on the animal, and then you stuff lacy panties into the hole so you know the round hasn't fallen out.

Obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:33 PM (wX5h4)

142 EVERYONE got banned.
Posted by: Methos


Even ace?

Posted by: wX5h4 at May 19, 2024 12:33 PM (wX5h4)

143 https://www.youtube.com/live/czd70Y8aGqY

See @100. Latest official statement from Iran is that crash site can't be reached by car. It is now dark there and area is muddy from rain.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wX5h4)

144 So, how does this helicopter crash affect the “Big Guys” 10 percent? The WH must be apoplectic about this interruption in their income stream!

Posted by: Ragland (Rags) T. Tiger at May 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wX5h4)

145 Do people still use Kotex?
Looked at this group's website, and what do you know: Kotex is listed as a "founding sponsor."

It's becoming clearer - someone has to buy these products to give them away for free, and Kotex is working to get that contract you guys!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wX5h4)

146 Didn't prince Charles have an innovative solution to period poverty?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wX5h4)

147 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

***

In new server, hash owns you.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:34 PM (wX5h4)

148 Pixy is planning to fix it tomorrow morning.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:29 PM (wX5h4)


Actually, this entire blog is a social experiment set up by Pixy.

He's just running a test case on a new theory.

How's that for a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: pawn at May 19, 2024 12:35 PM (wX5h4)

149 141 Did you have that excuse prepared, or did you think of it on the spot?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

Lipstick for circling the wound site on the animal, and then you stuff lacy panties into the hole so you know the round hasn't fallen out.

Obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:33 PM (wX5h4)


No lipsitck on the wild hog's lips? What use are you?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 12:35 PM (wX5h4)

150 One of my fears is that when I die they play verses from the Koran.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:35 PM (wX5h4)

151 EVERYONE got banned.
Posted by: Methos

Even ace?
Posted by: wX5h4 at May 19, 2024 12:33 PM

Especially Ace.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 19, 2024 12:35 PM (wX5h4)

152 Were all the women in the Congressional Catfight on the rag at once?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 19, 2024 12:35 PM (wX5h4)

153 Two hours ago:

On state TV, the Islamic Republic’s Minister of Interior says that due to bad weather search teams are having difficulty reaching the landing or crash site of the helicopter of the Islamic Republic’s President Ebrahim Raisi.

It's very sad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

154 Men. Oh. PAUSE

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

155 But also, women can't figure out how to buy their own tampons or deal with the BO during menstruation.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:24 PM (wX5h4)

And we'd ask those poor inner city gals to look it up on their computers, but... well, you know.

Posted by: New Yakk Guv Holecole at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

156 Pixy is planning to fix it tomorrow morning.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

So it's really POSHQ?

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

157 https://tinyurl.com/2znamucu

U by Kotex® is the founding sponsor of the Alliance for Period Supplies, a program of the National Diaper Bank Network.

Through its support for Alliance for Period Supplies, U by Kotex® in conjunction with its retail partners have donated more than 40 million period products to help those in need nationwide since 2018! And, they aren’t stopping there.

Continuing today, various retail partners will team up with U by Kotex® to donate even more period products to those in need.

During retail partnerships, the purchase of any U by Kotex® product will generate a donation to support even more individuals who struggle to meet this basic need.

Visit UbyKotex.com for participating retail partners and for more ways to get involved.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

158 That’s how our program got started, " said Awe “because students were embarrassed going to class and having body odor and they weren’t going.
Sure.
Girls just found a creative excuse for skipping school and avoiding detention.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

159 150 One of my fears is that when I die they play verses from the Koran.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:35 PM (wX5h4)

verses from the Koran or lyrics from Korn...your choice.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:37 PM (wX5h4)

160 >>But also, women can't figure out how to buy their own tampons or deal with the BO during menstruation.

It's womenstruation

Hater.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:37 PM (wX5h4)

161
Actually, this entire blog is a social experiment set up by Pixy.
He's just running a test case on a new theory.
How's that for a conspiracy theory?
Posted by: pawn


When everything is an op...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 19, 2024 12:37 PM (wX5h4)

162 >>Were all the women in the Congressional Catfight on the rag at once?


Are you assuming AOC doesn't behave like that the other 3 weeks out of every month?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:38 PM (wX5h4)

163 156 Pixy is planning to fix it tomorrow morning.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

So it's really POSHQ?

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)


It's what happens when you outsource critical operations to cheap foreign labor. Blackmail.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 12:38 PM (wX5h4)

164 160 >>But also, women can't figure out how to buy their own tampons or deal with the BO during menstruation.

It's womenstruation

Hater.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:37 PM (wX5h4)

still has "men" in it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:38 PM (wX5h4)

165 Odds of three helicopters flying together in the same weather conditions and the only on to go down is carrying the President and Foreign Minister's. Maintenance guy better have booked it out of the country.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 12:38 PM (wX5h4)

166 162 >>Were all the women in the Congressional Catfight on the rag at once?


Are you assuming AOC doesn't behave like that the other 3 weeks out of every month?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:38 PM (wX5h4)

Never heard of period synchronicity?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:39 PM (wX5h4)

167 This thread brought to you by Summer's Eve....

Product placement is king.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:39 PM (wX5h4)

168 Never heard of period synchronicity?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:39 PM (wX5h4)


In Congress?? Does that include all the male RINOs?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

169 167 This thread brought to you by Summer's Eve....

Product placement is king.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:39 PM (wX5h4)

TBH, she's sometime Summer's Eve, and other times Winter's Eve...it's those hot flashes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

170 "Actually, this entire blog is a social experiment set up by Pixy."

Yeah, what do we know about this so called "Pixy" anyway other than he's probably gay from watching too much Anime.

Posted by: Bargin Basement Conspiracy Theorist at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

171 Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)


Air Defense Artillery (ADA), motto:"Shoot 'em all down and sort 'em out on the ground!"


Also known as Duckhunters. You could recognize them because they all had a permanent crick in the neck from constantly looking up.


Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

172 168 Never heard of period synchronicity?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:39 PM (wX5h4)


In Congress?? Does that include all the male RINOs?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

8-ball says "Most Likely"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

173 >>still has "men" in it...

Well they did steal our frigging rib.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

174 Iran reports officials have reached the crash site. Three ministers (govt not church) are at accident site (or in the area, I guess).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:41 PM (wX5h4)

175 173 >>still has "men" in it...

Well they did steal our frigging rib.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)

I think, technically, God took it...but it was his to take anyway.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:41 PM (wX5h4)

176 >>Never heard of period synchronicity?

I have no idea what you're talking about -- please explain in detail?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

177 Never heard of period synchronicity?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:39 PM (wX5h4)

Been there and lived through it.





Barely.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

178 174 Iran reports officials have reached the crash site. Three ministers (govt not church) are at accident site (or in the area, I guess).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:41 PM (wX5h4)

Sounds like a joke...
"Three Ministers reach a crash site. The first one says..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

179 75 Is there a Furry litter box in the baffroom? That seems to be all the rage now. Kids pissing and shitting in kitty litter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 19, 2024 12:22 PM (wX5h4)


Oh you have no idea.

Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke's wife at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

180 Two hours ago:

On state TV, the Islamic Republic’s Minister of Interior says that due to bad weather search teams are having difficulty reaching the landing or crash site of the helicopter of the Islamic Republic’s President Ebrahim Raisi.

It's very sad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)

[using Seinfeld voice] That’s a shame

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

181 But I would unban some of use guyz.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:32 PM (wX5h4)

Why do I get the impression that word "some" is carrying a lot of weight in that sentence.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

182 Ah, that fresh server smell, good morning folks. I see our Hebrew cousins abroad have been busy bees. What a way to start the week.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:43 PM (wX5h4)

183 "Menstrual synchrony, also called the McClintock effect, or the Wellesley effect..."

Oh Wesley Crusher is involved. Makes sense.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:43 PM (wX5h4)

184 Iran reports officials have reached the crash site. Three ministers (govt not church) are at accident site (or in the area, I guess).


Be an awful shame if a rogue drone happened to show up.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:43 PM (wX5h4)

185 >>>Actually, this entire blog is a social experiment set up by Pixy.
He's just running a test case on a new theory.

>When Michael Crichton wrote about this, we ended up with Wuhan flu.

When we get to Minx release candidate gamma or delta, you better watch your ass!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

186

Too bad, so sad about the Iranian shitheads.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

187 Is it ok to point out that Savannah State is an HBCU?

Posted by: I think I just did at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

188 Sounds like a joke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

It was specifically ministers of "roads", "oil", and something else that I missed.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

189 >>I think, technically, God took it..

Details.

I'm still missing a rib.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:45 PM (wX5h4)

190 188 Sounds like a joke...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

It was specifically ministers of "roads", "oil", and something else that I missed.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

Which also sounds like a joke. Helicopter crash, well, it's because we didn't have roads there...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:45 PM (wX5h4)

191 187 Is it ok to point out that Savannah State is an HBCU?
Posted by: I think I just did at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

But the girl promoting this bullshit is white.
So she's a culture appropriator

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

192 Odds of three helicopters flying together in the same weather conditions and the only on to go down is carrying the President and Foreign Minister's. Maintenance guy better have booked it out of the country.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 12:38 PM (wX5h4)


At this time of year,
at this time of day,
in this part of the country,
localized entirely within this helicopter !?

Posted by: Steamed Raisis at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

193 I'm kinda getting tired of adult children demanding that hard working people pay for all of their needs while at the same time they have plenty of their own money tattoos, piercings, weed, cigarettes, alchohol and other stuff.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

194 189 >>I think, technically, God took it..

Details.

I'm still missing a rib.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:45 PM (wX5h4)

Come to McDonalds!

Posted by: McRib Sandwich at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

195 Oh Wesley Crusher is involved. Makes sense.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I always thought of him as more of a douche than a tampon.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

196 Stupidity should be painful. Very painful.
--------

Nice article by a conservative psychologist, very nice read:
"A nation of the intellectually stupid?"

https://tinyurl.com/tv494j6u

He quotes Albert Camus: "The need to be right is the sign of a vulgar mind."

A short excerpt:
"For decades, America’s colleges and universities have been an incubator for Marxist-socialist educators dedicated to plundering the free-enterprise system that employs them.

It’s easy to be a Marxist-socialist when you function in an environment characterized by tenure, and conformity over merit, and ideology over reality."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

197 I saw Monthly Twat Hemorrhage open for The Cramps at the 1997 Lilith Fair

Posted by: that guy at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

198 Which also sounds like a joke.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:45 PM (wX5h4)

Agreed. Also sounds like who is going to take the blame.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:47 PM (wX5h4)

199 195 Oh Wesley Crusher is involved. Makes sense.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I always thought of him as more of a douche than a tampon.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

Maybe he's dual-purpose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:47 PM (wX5h4)

200 "Three Ministers reach a crash site. The first one says..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

Christian Ministers. The first one says "Looks like they're dead".
The second one says "Let's say a prayer."
They bow their heads and the third one says, "Dear Lord, please send more helicopters."

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:47 PM (wX5h4)

201 I, for one, am completely in favor of tampon desserts.

Posted by: Count Dracula at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

202 If you were not around yesterday or this morning
The server was on the fritz the last week or so, one morning your comment might or might not get posted, Pixy at least fixed it temporarily but yesterday on KT's morning thread it went out. Finally got up last evening and this morning Pixy was moving to another server. Well for a bit everyone or almost all were banned. ( maybe those who were up and posting while this was going on and new comments made it) Well that got fixed but everyone had same hash.
Pixy's last message was he thinks where the problem is and can fix it but it was midnight in the land down under so would do it tomorrow which is next week here.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

203 Scientific studies have all shown that vaginas are disgusting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

204 But the girl promoting this bullshit is white.
So she's a culture appropriator
--------

White savior complex.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

205 200 "Three Ministers reach a crash site. The first one says..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

Christian Ministers. The first one says "Looks like they're dead".
The second one says "Let's say a prayer."
They bow their heads and the third one says, "Dear Lord, please send more helicopters."

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:47 PM (wX5h4)

LOL!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

206 Sounds like a joke...
"Three Ministers reach a crash site. The first one says..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

I think I found the Presidential seal. Has anyone found the President's rod yet?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

207 "Achmed...what is a goat doing up here?"

Posted by: Iranian pilot pointing to a goat in the windshield at May 19, 2024 12:49 PM (wX5h4)

208 Air Defense Artillery (ADA), motto:"Shoot 'em all down and sort 'em out on the ground!"

Also known as Duckhunters. You could recognize them because they all had a permanent crick in the neck from constantly looking up.

Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 12:40 PM (wX5h4)
***

Used to watch them shoot the Redeyes at Graf. Some were hilarious.
Saw the Army Cooks thing on a tee shirt when I was TDY to Ft Lee once. Went to buy one and that concession had been banned from post.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:49 PM (wX5h4)

209 Posted by: Diogenes
Air Defense Artillery (ADA), motto:"Shoot 'em all down and sort 'em out on the ground!"
-----
Also known as Duckhunters. You could recognize them because they all had a permanent crick in the neck from constantly looking up.
Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

We call ouselves, REMF. That's Mr. REMF for us duck hunting warrants.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 19, 2024 12:49 PM (wX5h4)

210 I think it goes
As the will of Allah

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:49 PM (wX5h4)

211 I saw Monthly Twat Hemorrhage open for The Cramps at the 1997 Lilith Fair


And the King Missile made a special guest appearance. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:49 PM (wX5h4)

212 187 Is it ok to point out that Savannah State is an HBCU?

Posted by: I think I just did at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)


This morning Joe gave the commencement address at HBCU Morehouse College, in Atlanta, GA.

A men-only HBCU. Not joking. Democrat Hypocrisy, Case No. 34,099,612,996.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

213 204 But the girl promoting this bullshit is white.
So she's a culture appropriator
--------

White savior complex.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

Well bless her heart as they say in Georgia.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

214 an article saying that Hing Charles and William are letting their most valuable asset back into the fold.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 19, 2024 10:53 AM


Aren't Camilla's earrings already in the fold?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

215 I thought Pixy was a she.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

216 Speaking of HBCUs, I saw a news article this morning about the angst at the WH about mushbrains commencement speech at Morehouse (I think that’s the name)…. They’re afraid the students will be unwelcoming and big meanies to Biden because he “supports Israel” too much or something like that. Imagine how warped your thinking is to believe that this admin has been too supportive of Israel….. I sometimes think I must live in a separate parallel universe from the lefties. Where they see black I see white and vis versa

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

217 I'm kinda getting tired of adult children demanding that hard working people pay for all of their needs while at the same time they have plenty of their own money tattoos, piercings, weed, cigarettes, alchohol and other stuff.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks
-------

Smart phones.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

218 206 Sounds like a joke...
"Three Ministers reach a crash site. The first one says..."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:42 PM (wX5h4)

I think I found the Presidential seal. Has anyone found the President's rod yet?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 12:48 PM (wX5h4)

If it was BO 'bama...he had a blown seal. And the seal was not happy about it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

219 I used a menstrual pad yesterday, I caught a chunk of firewood in the face and split open my eyebrow while splitting wood in the backyard yesterday. I used it as a compress while being driven to the ER.

Two stitches for being a fool! I got off easy.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

220
riff on old Massengill commercial>

Lacey: "Mom, I just don't feel fresh lately."

Mom: "That's because you're a slut, Lacey!"

Posted by: Speller at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

221 White savior complex.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

Heh. You said that out loud. You're not supposed to say that part.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 12:51 PM (wX5h4)

222 Why were women in tampon commercials always playing tennis?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:51 PM (wX5h4)

223 Weirdly enough the same wymynses who don’t have $20 for tampons have for $7 Starbucks coffee every morning.

==

They're likely covered in several expensive tattoos and I'm sure they all have iPhones or the equivalent.

And I'm confused. I thought all these young women were so empowered...yet they can't go to Walmart and get some period products for a few bucks? They need a freaking program to provide them with this? Pathetic doesn't begin to describe that generation.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 19, 2024 12:51 PM (wX5h4)

224 222 Why were women in tampon commercials always playing tennis?

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:51 PM (wX5h4)

At least they weren't swimming in shark-infested waters. Just sayin'.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:52 PM (wX5h4)

225 219 I used a menstrual pad yesterday, I caught a chunk of firewood in the face and split open my eyebrow while splitting wood in the backyard yesterday. I used it as a compress while being driven to the ER.

Two stitches for being a fool! I got off easy.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM (wX5h4)

Glad you didn't poke an eye out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)

226 "Achmed...what is a goat doing up here?"

Posted by: Gary Lason, probably at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)

227 >>Why were women in tampon commercials always playing tennis?

Oh, you are fortunate enough to have missed the ad for pads that fit big girls?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)

228 I used a menstrual pad yesterday, I caught a chunk of firewood in the face and split open my eyebrow while splitting wood in the backyard yesterday. I used it as a compress while being driven to the ER.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 12:50 PM


You were caught in a hot-iron desert?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 19, 2024 12:54 PM (wX5h4)

229 Glad you didn't poke an eye out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)


He said "pad" not "tampon".

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 12:54 PM (wX5h4)

230 >>>Scientific studies have all shown that vaginas are disgusting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

>Maybe so, but what's the alternative? A big, fucking hairy male ass?

I'll stick with the female, emotional abusers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 12:54 PM (wX5h4)

231 227 >>Why were women in tampon commercials always playing tennis?

Oh, you are fortunate enough to have missed the ad for pads that fit big girls?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)

I believe it's called a T-shirt 2XL

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:54 PM (wX5h4)

232 Aren’t the pads really just fancy diapers for grown ups.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 19, 2024 12:55 PM (wX5h4)

233 Ok that's it. Commie hash program and tampons.

I'm taking the dog for a walk.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

234 Oh, you are fortunate enough to have missed the ad for pads that fit big girls?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM


Are there more of these big girls?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Jame Gumb at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

235

I'm curious where you all are seeing ads. I never see any anywhere. I don't watch regular TV, so that might be the reason.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

236 "Achmed...what is a goat doing up here?"
Posted by: Gary Lason, probably at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)
---
Yes, actually, though the caption was slightly different. Something like,

"Say, what's a mountain goat doing up here in a cloud bank?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

237 222 Why were women in tampon commercials always playing tennis?
Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 12:51 PM (wX5h4)

Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

Posted by: Carl Spackler at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

238 yo

Posted by: no count at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

239 232 Aren’t the pads really just fancy diapers for grown ups.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 19, 2024 12:55 PM (wX5h4)

Different, but sometimes used like that. They have adult diapers they advertize all the time marketed to women who have lost some bladder control.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:57 PM (wX5h4)

240 This hash business is out of control. It is out of control, and the Wall of Shame will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at May 19, 2024 12:57 PM (wX5h4)

241 235

I'm curious where you all are seeing ads. I never see any anywhere. I don't watch regular TV, so that might be the reason.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2024 12:56 PM (wX5h4)

Frickin' Paramount+.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

242 >>>And I'm confused. I thought all these young women were so empowered...yet they can't go to Walmart and get some period products for a few bucks? They need a freaking program to provide them with this? Pathetic doesn't begin to describe that generation.
Posted by: Lady in Black
------------------------------

A call to patriarchy for help.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

243 157 https://tinyurl.com/2znamucu

U by Kotex® is the founding sponsor of the Alliance for Period Supplies, a program of the National Diaper Bank Network.

Through its support for Alliance for Period Supplies, U by Kotex® in conjunction with its retail partners have donated more than 40 million period products to help those in need nationwide since 2018! And, they aren’t stopping there.

Continuing today, various retail partners will team up with U by Kotex® to donate even more period products to those in need.

During retail partnerships, the purchase of any U by Kotex® product will generate a donation to support even more individuals who struggle to meet this basic need.

Visit UbyKotex.com for participating retail partners and for more ways to get involved.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 12:36 PM (wX5h4)


So this isn't a problem at all - they are already donating these items to these students.

And WTH is a white girl doing at a HBCU? I didn't think they admitted white students in the first place.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

244 Fox news report on YouTube saying hard landing

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

245 Why don't those gals just use an old washcloth and save the planet?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

246 gunga gunga lagunga

Posted by: no count at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

247 240 This hash business is out of control. It is out of control, and the Wall of Shame will be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Josh Painter at May 19, 2024 12:57 PM (wX5h4)


Can I bet on who gets both the Top Commenter and Top Sock Puppet Prize for this week?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

248

I miss my old hash, PisyI. Wahhhh, that's how I feel when I read the news.

Posted by: four seasons at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

249 The high flown language here. “Period products”. Um, use the word “tampons”. There is no shame.

“Period poverty is the lack of access to period products” So, you mean to tell me you have this alleged poverty if you have never stepped into a grocery store? Or a Wally World? Or many other places? Or, as many people have pointed out, you CAN go to Amazon, with a really neat app that can go on the iPhone 15 that you ordered your Starbucks with instead of planning out your purchases for the month…there is access to be had EVERYWHERE.

I think hysterectomies are required, or at the very least tubal ligation, just so they will not pass on their stupidities to the next generation. Guys, do everything in your power to withhold your seed from them so they cannot bring in the next generation of dummies.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

250 244 Fox news report on YouTube saying hard landing

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

If everybody on board went SPLAT!, a very hard landing.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

251 Fox news report on YouTube saying hard landing
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM


Tell me about it.

Posted by: U.S. Economy at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

252 249
...
I think hysterectomies are required, or at the very least tubal ligation, just so they will not pass on their stupidities to the next generation. Guys, do everything in your power to withhold your seed from them so they cannot bring in the next generation of dummies.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

Yeah, (wX5h4) made that same point when he wrote the post.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:00 PM (wX5h4)

253 Used to watch them shoot the Redeyes at Graf. Some were hilarious.
Saw the Army Cooks thing on a tee shirt when I was TDY to Ft Lee once. Went to buy one and that concession had been banned from post.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 12:49 PM (wX5h4)



The Main Post Dining Facility at Ft. Benning was called the Follow Me Dining Facility. We all called it the Swallow Me.
Heh.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

254 244 Fox news report on YouTube saying hard landing
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)


I feel happy! I feel happy!

Posted by: The President of Iran at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

255 251 Fox news report on YouTube saying hard landing
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM

Tell me about it.

Posted by: U.S. Economy at May 19, 2024 12:59 PM (wX5h4)

Local school district here is laying off teachers. Things at work have slowed waaaay down. I bet my locale isn't the only one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

256 My son Beau shot down the chopper with one of those 800 rounds per sec thingys

unfortunately, Beau was eaten by the towel heads on the ground

and for what it's worth, they seemed like they liked him

Posted by: Joey Shitpants at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

257 meanies to Biden because he “supports Israel” too much or something like that. Imagine how warped your thinking is to believe that this admin has been too supportive of Israel….. I sometimes think I must live in a separate parallel universe from the lefties. Where they see black I see white and vis versa
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Many on the left think Obama was a right wing president.

Yes they are insane.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:02 PM (wX5h4)

258
Is it ok to point out that Savannah State is an HBCU?

Posted by: I think I just did at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM


Which means these girls have probably been having their periods since they were about 12. It takes them half a decade to figure this stuff out?

Posted by: Rebbeca DeMorney at May 19, 2024 01:02 PM (wX5h4)

259
Danger, danger, have you heard?
We're gonna jump from a big-ass bird!

Posted by: Jump School, week one at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

260 259
Danger, danger, have you heard?
We're gonna jump from a big-ass bird!

Posted by: Jump School, week one at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

I swear, I thought they could fly...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

261 Oh, lord no. We're supposed to spend an entire week focusing on other people's bodily fluids?
Also, they sell "feminine products" at Dollar Tree.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

262 Glad you didn't poke an eye out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)


It is all fun and games until you wind up sitting on your ass with both hands stacked over your eye hoping it is bleeding because it is a facial wound.

Half an inch lower and I would be doing my Moshe Dayan impression today, so I am extra lucky today.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

263 Maybe the problem is after spending $100g a year you can't afford common sense body care products.

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:04 PM (wX5h4)

264 261 Oh, lord no. We're supposed to spend an entire week focusing on other people's bodily fluids?
Also, they sell "feminine products" at Dollar Tree.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

99¢ store just shut down. You know things are bad when even the 99¢ stores are having problems.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:04 PM (wX5h4)

265 Regime change from 3,000 feet.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 01:04 PM (wX5h4)

266 Are these the same kickass women that demand equal opportunity to become firefighters and soldiers and rocket scientists and brain surgeons and mostly movie star ninjas?
Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 12:23 PM (wX5h4)

I am consistently told, over and over again, that not enough girls are going into STEM. I’m never told how many are enough, or why this is. I’m sure it’s by the same group of people who would insist things are far worse in terms of race than they ever were in the 1950s.

I would perhaps buy that if this were the 1950s and before, and I didn’t go into a physics class as a sub and see a good amount of girls that were in there and were NOT getting kicked out by the mythical patriarchy.

What’s wrong with letting girls and boys do things as they damn well please so long as they are within the bounds of the law?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:04 PM (wX5h4)

267 Three Iranian ministers walk into a crash site...

Posted by: Stop me if you've heard it at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)

268 262 Glad you didn't poke an eye out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:53 PM (wX5h4)

It is all fun and games until you wind up sitting on your ass with both hands stacked over your eye hoping it is bleeding because it is a facial wound.

Half an inch lower and I would be doing my Moshe Dayan impression today, so I am extra lucky today.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:03 PM (wX5h4)

That's rough, man; Moshe Dayan's mort.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)

269 WTH is a white girl doing at a HBCU? I didn't think they admitted white students in the first place.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

The H is for Historically. Because they do let in some white people now.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)

270 Top commenter- everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)

271 265 Regime change from 3,000 feet.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 01:04 PM (wX5h4)

::: Air Pinochet has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)

272 269 WTH is a white girl doing at a HBCU? I didn't think they admitted white students in the first place.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

The H is for Historically. Because they do let in some white people now.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)


Token whites?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 01:06 PM (wX5h4)

273 270 Top commenter- everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)

And no one.
One of my favorite quotes in "The Incredibles": "When everybody's special, no-one is"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:06 PM (wX5h4)

274 12
Proof, if more proof was needed, that higher education is just extended day care.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 19, 2024 12:04 PM (wX5h4)

For those who have their tuition paid for by mommy and daddy, yes.

I will not tell people how to raise their kids, whether I have raised 50 or 0. But I think people should reconsider saving up to pay for their children’s educations sometimes. This is one of those times.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

275 >>>Suspect arrested after woman stabbed in neck on college campus
---------------

Leather collars will become the new fashion.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

276 Those poor girls live in a tampon desert.

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

277 272 269 WTH is a white girl doing at a HBCU? I didn't think they admitted white students in the first place.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 19, 2024 12:58 PM (wX5h4)

The H is for Historically. Because they do let in some white people now.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)


Token whites?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 01:06 PM (wX5h4)

No Yellow.

Posted by: Hunter at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

278 My guess is 99.98% of white chicks at hbcus are there for a specific reason. Anger dad.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

279 That's rough, man; Moshe Dayan's mort.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)


I can't do the accent, either. Best I can do is sound like a tenor Henry Kissinger.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

280 276 Those poor girls live in a tampon desert.

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

"I've been through the Tampon Desert on a Horse with no name..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:08 PM (wX5h4)

281 270 Top commenter- everyone
Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:05 PM (wX5h4)



Hurry! Hurry folks, you can be Sven for a day!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 01:08 PM (wX5h4)

282 We know he didn't even come close to making the cut at the PGA and finished last at the masters among people who made the cut

WE'RE STILL GONNA USE 1/2 OUR TIME SHOWING OLD CLIPS OF TIGER

Posted by: CBS at May 19, 2024 01:08 PM (wX5h4)

283 278 My guess is 99.98% of white chicks at hbcus are there for a specific reason. Anger dad.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)


Take another guess

Posted by: Magik 8-Ball at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

284 Leather collars will become the new fashion.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM


TBF, it's about time.

Posted by: The Gimp at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

285 Regime change from 3,000 feet.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 19, 2024 01:04 PM (wX5h4)

Now we know why Muslims don't like feet.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

286 I would imagine that any stronk, brave, and stunning warrior kween grrrl who engages in free bleeding as a proud statement against menstrual shaming would indeed have hellacious body odor.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

287 Leather collars will become the new fashion.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM (wX5h4)

Finally, the day I have been waiting for my whole life...

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

288 >>What’s wrong with letting girls and boys do things as they damn well please so long as they are within the bounds of the law?

Look at the women running this program. This is a make-work NGO to feed their savior complex.
https://tinyurl.com/2znamucu

Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 01:10 PM (wX5h4)

289
Yeah, (wX5h4) made that same point when he wrote the post.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:00 PM (wX5h4)

I did see that but thought I would expand just a little.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:10 PM (wX5h4)

290 Top Pic looks like a feminist flag; red for communism, tampons for grrrl! power...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:10 PM (wX5h4)

291 The "Free Shit Army" is at it again.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

292 "Do these tampons make my ass look fat?"

Sweet Pea, you're just retaining a little water and we can work that out of you in the coming days.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

293 289
Yeah, (wX5h4) made that same point when he wrote the post.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:00 PM (wX5h4)

I did see that but thought I would expand just a little.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:10 PM (wX5h4)

(wX5h4), I don't know if you can improve on what (wX5h4) wrote. Just my (wX5h4) cents worth.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

294 Leather collars will become the new fashion.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM

TBF, it's about time.
Posted by: The Gimp at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

Finally, the day I have been waiting for my whole life...
Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

High five, buddy.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

295 Iranian search party now includes red crescent, military, native mountaineers. (Latest news release by state media).

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

296 we are polling FL cuz we think it's gonna be close

Posted by: CBS at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

297 All Your Hash Belong To Me!

Posted by: wX5h4 at May 19, 2024 01:12 PM (wX5h4)

298 296 we are polling FL cuz we think it's gonna be close

Posted by: CBS at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

I think the term is shafting.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:12 PM (wX5h4)

299 I bet she spent $30 on a Arab rag for her head

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:12 PM (wX5h4)

300 (wX5h4), I don't know if you can improve on what (wX5h4) wrote. Just my (wX5h4) cents worth.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

Meh, whenever I see (wX5h4)'s comments, I just ignore them.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 01:12 PM (wX5h4)

301 wX5h4 is a trolling POS

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 01:13 PM (wX5h4)

302 299 I bet she spent $30 on a Arab rag for her head

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:12 PM (wX5h4)

Seems like a rather expensive way of covering a period.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:13 PM (wX5h4)

303 >>>>>Look at the women running this program. This is a make-work NGO to feed their savior complex.
https://tinyurl.com/2znamucu
Posted by: Lizzy at May 19, 2024 01:10 PM (wX5h4)
***********
I wish I hadn’t looked at that link, not unexpected but still depressing.

Posted by: Ragland (Rags) T. Tiger at May 19, 2024 01:13 PM (wX5h4)

304 What’s wrong with letting girls and boys do things as they damn well please so long as they are within the bounds of the law?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Nothing is wrong to the many successful men and women that enroll and graduate, most of them do so without fanfare or need to highlight their gender.

I took a 2 year plumbing/electrical program at a community college in 1986. It was no big deal then, so if it is now it's as newsworthy as women that are too stupid to wash and have menstrual products onhand.

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 01:13 PM (wX5h4)

305 Local school district here is laying off teachers. Things at work have slowed waaaay down. I bet my locale isn't the only one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

Not happening here fortunately, but a lot of teachers and others in the business make the cringey comment to me that I should go into teaching for no other reason than that I am a man and the students “need male role models”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:14 PM (wX5h4)

306 Iranian search party now includes red crescent, military, native mountaineers. (Latest news release by state media).
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:11 PM (wX5h4)

Let me know when all the king's horses get in on the rescue.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 01:14 PM (wX5h4)

307 Take another guess
Posted by: Magik 8-Ball at May 19, 2024 01:09 PM (wX5h4)

Anger dad through that.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:14 PM (wX5h4)

308 65
'women and their female children could be so naive about their own basic health'

They're not naive. They know there's a political movement ready to jump to their aid no matter how stupid their demand is. It's a power trip.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:14 PM (wX5h4)

309 school district here is laying off teachers. Things at work have slowed waaaay down. I bet my locale isn't the only one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

Not here. Teachers just got a yuuuge raise. Cuz they’re heroes or something. And also because every 90 minutes there’s some bond to increase funding for education which passes 65-35.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:15 PM (wX5h4)

310 "The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter."

It'll be commonly accepted that Mossad did it, even if they didn't. It helps their branding, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2024 01:15 PM (wX5h4)

311

Tampons work great for pesky anal rundown...

Posted by: Rainmando at May 19, 2024 01:16 PM (wX5h4)

312 305 Local school district here is laying off teachers. Things at work have slowed waaaay down. I bet my locale isn't the only one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:01 PM (wX5h4)

Not happening here fortunately, but a lot of teachers and others in the business make the cringey comment to me that I should go into teaching for no other reason than that I am a man and the students “need male role models”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:14 PM (wX5h4)

I thought that was why they keep having Tranny fake-tit Jiggly hour for the chillins.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:16 PM (wX5h4)

313 The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter."
-----

Are they sure it didn't go into a black hole?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 19, 2024 01:16 PM (wX5h4)

314 In Soviet America hash is equal for all.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:16 PM (wX5h4)

315 313 The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter."
-----

Are they sure it didn't go into a black hole?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 19, 2024 01:16 PM (wX5h4)

They went down on each other in a 'copter crash?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:17 PM (wX5h4)

316 >>> 191 187 Is it ok to point out that Savannah State is an HBCU?
Posted by: I think I just did at May 19, 2024 12:44 PM (wX5h4)

But the girl promoting this bullshit is white.
So she's a culture appropriator

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at May 19, 2024 12:46 PM (wX5h4)

...and don't worry, this "justice" is colorblind.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wX5h4)

317 It'll be commonly accepted that Mossad did it, even if they didn't. It helps their branding, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2024 01:15 PM (wX5h4)

I miss the old days, when everything was either Pootin's or Trump's fault.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wX5h4)

318 DEET flavored Chapstick probably wouldn't sell well, but, it did have an oddly pleasant astringency. Maybe if we market it to the Tide pod generation?

Posted by: Jamaica at May 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wX5h4)

319
You can tell by the rope
that the answer will be "Nope!",
as the end of the month rolls around.

Posted by: The Kotex Factory at May 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wX5h4)

320 Not here. Teachers just got a yuuuge raise. Cuz they’re heroes or something. And also because every 90 minutes there’s some bond to increase funding for education which passes 65-35.
Posted by: Montec

Then you should vote with your feet and leave that shithole. By continuing to live there and pay property taxes you condone and encourage this behavior.

I hope you go broke. You deserve it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:18 PM (wX5h4)

321 310 "The Iranian President and Foreign Minister went down in a helicopter crash and they can't locate the copter."

It'll be commonly accepted that Mossad did it, even if they didn't. It helps their branding, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 19, 2024 01:15 PM (wX5h4)


Allah will protect them! They are Believers!

It's funny how that is not working out very well for Hamas.

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 01:19 PM (wX5h4)

322 223 Weirdly enough the same wymynses who don’t have $20 for tampons have for $7 Starbucks coffee every morning.

Purchased from a Starbucks app on their new iPhone 15.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:19 PM (wX5h4)

323 Only a barbarian wouldn't have tampons available in his bachelor pad, much like having spare tooth brushes and tooth paste and mouthwash for those spur-of-the-moment get-togethers.

Don't be a fool, playah!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

324 Iranian Crash Site (Google Maps).

https://tinyurl.com/5dpmt59m

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

325 this is some juvenile shit

Posted by: sent at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

326 you should vote with your feet and leave that shithole. By continuing to live there and pay property taxes you condone and encourage this behavior.

I hope you go broke. You deserve it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

And a Happy Sunday morning to you too, lol.

Unfortunately voting for retarded education bonds is bipartisan. On everything else my area is conservative. But for some reason even the most die hard red team members love them some education funding.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

327 I am personally going to wait for solid confirmation of the helicopter deaths before I step outside, fire weapons randomly into the air, and ululate.

Posted by: TXMarko at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

328 324 Iranian Crash Site (Google Maps).

https://tinyurl.com/5dpmt59m

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

Why does it say in Hebrew, "Ha Ha"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

329 Not here. Teachers just got a yuuuge raise. Cuz they’re heroes or something. And also because every 90 minutes there’s some bond to increase funding for education which passes 65-35.
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:15 PM (wX5h4)

Silly, binds don’t affect my taxes. It’s free money!

Posted by: Voters at May 19, 2024 01:21 PM (wX5h4)

330 looked at the link, and they want to stamp out "menstrual inequity"?

Hate to break it to you grrrls, but menstruation is inherently "inequitable".

There's this thing called "biology", and it is irrefutable.

Period.

Posted by: barbarausa at May 19, 2024 01:21 PM (wX5h4)

331 Why were women in tampon commercials always playing tennis?

Posted by: ... at

They also ride horses and swim.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:22 PM (wX5h4)

332 326 you should vote with your feet and leave that shithole. By continuing to live there and pay property taxes you condone and encourage this behavior.

I hope you go broke. You deserve it.
Posted by: nurse ratched

And a Happy Sunday morning to you too, lol.

Unfortunately voting for retarded education bonds is bipartisan. On everything else my area is conservative. But for some reason even the most die hard red team members love them some education funding.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)

I (almost) always vote no on bonds and taxes. On some of those, it takes 2/3rds majority to pass, so my vote is worth two of the other asshats' votes, yet they still pass most of the time...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:22 PM (wX5h4)

333 I was teaching last year, subbing now. And I don’t need to hear again and again about how special and heroic teachers are.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

334 329 Not here. Teachers just got a yuuuge raise. Cuz they’re heroes or something. And also because every 90 minutes there’s some bond to increase funding for education which passes 65-35.
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:15 PM (wX5h4)

Silly, binds don’t affect my taxes. It’s free money!

Posted by: Voters at May 19, 2024 01:21 PM (wX5h4)

And they're right; most of them don't own any real property.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

335 Is it bad firm ti continue with book thread posts on other Sunday threads?

At any rate, I started reading The Journal of David Q. Little. Yikes! Th very first "footnote" is chilling in light of the New World Order and all that BS. All these political dystopian novels have the same feel to them, but I guess it was always thus. The leftists have been using the same tactics since time immemorial and been after destroying freedom forever. It's obvious to everyone how it all ends, but for some unknown reason, to me at least, there are those who think the dystopia would be a good outcome. Probably because they think they'll be the thought leaders in good standing and not the ones standing against the wall.

Why wasn't this novel ever taught in schools next to Orwell?

Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

336 And a Happy Sunday morning to you too, lol.

Unfortunately voting for retarded education bonds is bipartisan. On everything else my area is conservative. But for some reason even the most die hard red team members love them some education funding.
Posted by: Montec

So you're saying that even though you don't agree
with certain actions your area approves, you will continue living there for your own reasons.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:24 PM (wX5h4)

337 333 I was teaching last year, subbing now. And I don’t need to hear again and again about how special and heroic teachers are.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

Younger brother was once the "Student of the Month" at the local HS; he was given a shirt that said "Special Student"...LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:24 PM (wX5h4)

338 I guess the next thing is they'll want us to insert them. I mean, we're denying access if we don't.

Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2024 01:24 PM (wX5h4)

339 I (almost) always vote no on bonds and taxe



No almost for me. I have never voted yes on any bond measure. I have also never been on a winning side of a bond measure vote, lol.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

340 It would be better to send a ground team to find them, no point in changing more crashes

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

341 336
'you will continue living there for your own reasons.'

Don't you live in Seattle?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

342 340 It would be better to send a ground team to find them, no point in changing more crashes

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

I have no problem with them sending in the air thick with more helos.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

343 So you're saying that even though you don't agree
with certain actions your area approves, you will continue living there for your own reasons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:24 PM (wX5h4)

Bond measure passing? Sure I’ll stay here. Thousands of bums and out of control crime? Not so much.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

344 I appreciate that my daughter's Christian school has instructed the girls starting in fifth grade how to deal with these things. Almost all their teachers are female, and they've promised the girls that they'd create a distraction so the girls could get to their backpack for the supplies they're required to have on hand. The science teacher even assured them that she knows how to make smoke bombs in a hurry. The biggest thing we've been stressing to Pookette is preparedness, which apparently these college students are lacking.

Posted by: pookysgirl can sing the Be Prepared song from two movies at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

345 So you're saying that even though you don't agree
with certain actions your area approves, you will continue living there for your own reasons.

Posted by: Sounds Familiar at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

346 Has anyone ever produced a ribbed tampon for her pleasure?

This could be gold, Jerry! Gold!

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

347 343 So you're saying that even though you don't agree
with certain actions your area approves, you will continue living there for your own reasons.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:24 PM (wX5h4)

Bond measure passing? Sure I’ll stay here. Thousands of bums and out of control crime? Not so much.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

Hey now. The homeless add the ambiance that is modern California, the Golden Shitty State.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

348 ...and then for some unknown reason, EVERYONE got banned.
Posted by: Methos at May 19, 2024 12:31 PM

:masturbates furiously:

Posted by: Charles Johnson at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

349 >>>I am personally going to wait for solid confirmation of the helicopter deaths before I step outside, fire weapons randomly into the air, and ululate.

Posted by: TXMarko

>A wise decision, indeed. But you can never go wrong handing out the smarties and hard candies for the children, posthaste!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

350 Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

That's what they are doing. Weather is so bad that they can't even use drones right now.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

351 I (almost) always vote no on bonds and taxes. On some of those, it takes 2/3rds majority to pass, so my vote is worth two of the other asshats' votes, yet they still pass most of the time...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:22 PM (wX5h4)

I’m in the reddest of red counties here in Texas and in my little city the voters just passed (voted yes) on 4 separate bond issues….. millions of dollars for police and schools. I voted no…. To no avail. It’s frustrating. Every single office holder here is republican; doesn’t matter. These voters see police or schools and they wanna open their checkbooks… sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

352 Probably because they think they'll be the thought leaders in good standing and not the ones standing against the wall.

Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

That's it, right there.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

353 >>> 330 looked at the link, and they want to stamp out "menstrual inequity"?

Hate to break it to you grrrls, but menstruation is inherently "inequitable".

There's this thing called "biology", and it is irrefutable.

Period.
Posted by: barbarausa at May 19, 2024 01:21 PM (wX5h4)

Dear commies, humans evolved to be sexually dimorphic.

It's SCIENCE!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 19, 2024 01:28 PM (wX5h4)

354 Don't you live in Seattle?
Posted by: Dr. Claw


That's my point. Montec constantly berates those of us who live in blue cities and hopes we die.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:28 PM (wX5h4)

355 350 Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

That's what they are doing. Weather is so bad that they can't even use drones right now.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)

Well, that and their drones are all the 'splody type.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:28 PM (wX5h4)

356 I (almost) always vote no on bonds and taxes. On some of those, it takes 2/3rds majority to pass, so my vote is worth two of the other asshats' votes, yet they still pass most of the time...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:22 PM (wX5h4)

Same. What sucks is that bond issue elections in TX oftentimes go up for votes of about 5-6% of the electorate. So that tiny amount votes for the “free money” that will take decades to pay off. But they are starting to get smarter. In nearby Lynn County the hospital district tried “sneaking by” a massive bond issue. Some citizens there waved the BS flag on it, organized, and sent it down to defeat.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:28 PM (wX5h4)

357 I always think of it as SCIENCE, with the little "TM" next to it, lol

Posted by: barbarausa at May 19, 2024 01:29 PM (wX5h4)

358 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, FEMINIST'S KEEP RAGGING ON ABOUT TAMPONS BUT, WHAT THEY DON'T REALZE IS, THEY ARE THE BIGGEST RAGS.

Posted by: BEN R at May 19, 2024 01:29 PM (wX5h4)

359 If they'd just quit putting all the tampons in the men's rooms there'd probably be enough to go around.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:07 PM (wX5h4)

Or stopped wearing them as earrings.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:29 PM (wX5h4)

360 Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

You are safe
The 1st 100 comments rule was dutifully and precisely followed.

CBD would be proud of you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 19, 2024 01:29 PM (wX5h4)

361 I am personally going to wait for solid confirmation of the helicopter deaths before I step outside, fire weapons randomly into the air, and ululate.
Posted by: TXMarko at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)


Good idea.
My local boys in blue told me practice wasn't allowed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 01:30 PM (wX5h4)

362 359 If they'd just quit putting all the tampons in the men's rooms there'd probably be enough to go around.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 19, 2024 12:07 PM (wX5h4)

Or stopped wearing them as earrings.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:29 PM (wX5h4)

During Christmas about 15 years ago, my sister's daughter fished a tampon out of my sister's purse and put in on the Christmas tree...well, it had a string on it!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:30 PM (wX5h4)

363 354

'Montec constantly berates those of us who live in blue cities'

Oh. I didn't realize that. Carry on.

I, for one, want you to live. Montec too.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:31 PM (wX5h4)

364 Posted by: Sounds Familiar at May 19, 2024 01:26 PM (wX5h4)

Even without a hash you can't help yourself

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 01:31 PM (wX5h4)

365 That's my point. Montec constantly berates those of us who live in blue cities and hopes we die.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:28 PM (wX5h4)


that is because he is noble and pure and the only person fit to pass judgement on the rest of us sinners.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:31 PM (wX5h4)

366 I am personally going to wait for solid confirmation of the helicopter deaths before I step outside, fire weapons randomly into the air, and ululate.
Posted by: TXMarko at May 19, 2024 01:20 PM (wX5h4)


Don't forget to throw candy to the children at the same time.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 19, 2024 01:31 PM (wX5h4)

367 Helps explain why the Kims in North Korea famously refuse to travel by air. One of the Kims went to Moscow once, and took the train all the way there, and all the way back.

Putin has an armored train that he uses quite a bit, and relies on a motorcade to transport him to and from his suburban residence when he travels to the Kremlin, rather than traveling by helicopter.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:31 PM (wX5h4)

368
I’m in the reddest of red counties here in Texas and in my little city the voters just passed (voted yes) on 4 separate bond issues….. millions of dollars for police and schools. I voted no…. To no avail. It’s frustrating. Every single office holder here is republican; doesn’t matter. These voters see police or schools and they wanna open their checkbooks… sigh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 19, 2024 01:27 PM (wX5h4)


I feel you r pain.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:32 PM (wX5h4)

369 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

tinyurl.com/2nzue5du

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2024 01:32 PM (wX5h4)

370 Alliance for Period Supplies


Corks for karens.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM (wX5h4)

371 369 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

tinyurl.com/2nzue5du

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2024 01:32 PM (wX5h4)

Hey, publish the Ashley diary...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM (wX5h4)

372 And they're right; most of them don't own any real property.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

Hey, I own property and vote for bond issues every time. So what if my property taxes go up? The school says they need the money so I say “how much”? The schools can have as much money as they want. If I go broke, so be it.

Quit being a selfish asshole and give the schools as much money as they want.

Posted by: Voters at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM (wX5h4)

373 So you're saying that even though you don't agree
with certain actions your area approves, you will continue living there for your own reasons.
Posted by: Sounds Familiar

That's Nurse's point and a good one, imo.

I live in North Dakota, the bor-ing, flat, bland, give it to Canada state and love it. Even though it's barely recognized as a state by other states I'm staying. and, I'm glad no one likes our boring gov and frigid winters.

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM (wX5h4)

374 What's with the pic of the bullets up top?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:34 PM (wX5h4)

375 Montec constantly berates those of us who live in blue cities and hopes we die.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024

Hope you die? Sheesh hysterical much? lol.
What I say is if you choose to live in a crime infested shithole, where the police sit back and watch it happen, when you are a victim of crime, you won’t get sympathy from me.

Actions have consequences.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:34 PM (wX5h4)

376 Gaza Ministry of Health
@GazaHealth
BREAKING: Helicopter in Azerbaijan crashes with 400 Palestinian children on board.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:34 PM (wX5h4)

377 I wish he would stroke out today

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 01:35 PM (wX5h4)

378 372 And they're right; most of them don't own any real property.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:23 PM (wX5h4)

Hey, I own property and vote for bond issues every time. So what if my property taxes go up? The school says they need the money so I say “how much”? The schools can have as much money as they want. If I go broke, so be it.

Quit being a selfish asshole and give the schools as much money as they want.

Posted by: Voters at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM (wX5h4)

Ya went to college a kid and came back a Marxist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:35 PM (wX5h4)

379 No almost for me. I have never voted yes on any bond measure. I have also never been on a winning side of a bond measure vote, lol.
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

In my old SoCal AO, they would just keep putting the measures in the ballot until they passed. Easy peasy.

Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2024 01:35 PM (wX5h4)

380 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

tinyurl.com/2nzue5du

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2024 01:32 PM (wX5h4)


right, because we're the ones that gulaged aunt jemima, and uncle ben, and the butter babe, etc, leaving just the pasty white quaker oats dude.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:36 PM (wX5h4)

381 Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history.

Not at the schools I have been to.

Way too many people are overwhelmed with guilt at not having gone through a REAL civil rights movement. And we are all suffering because of THEIR guilt.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:36 PM (wX5h4)

382 Let me guess; pointing out that there are cheap products that will cover them for a few months is met with complaints that it's the wrong brand.

This next generation of Sandra Flukes are not really looking that smart.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2024 01:36 PM (wX5h4)

383 Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history



Biden tells black graduates Trump and his allies 'don't see you in the future of America' in incendiary speech at MLK's Morehouse

Posted by: sent at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

384 Helps to read the article first...

>>> Students didn't have enough money for a tampon? Are you fucking kidding me? So these adultschildren don't have an extra $20.00 per month for a personal hygiene? I bet they have enough for monthly contraception or their daily Star Bucks concoction. What is discretionary spending for $500.

I guess they don't have a plasma center in Savannah.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

385 Actions have consequences.
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:34 PM (wX5h4)


So does tacit support through failing to run away, apparently.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

386 381 Way too many people are overwhelmed with guilt at not having gone through a REAL civil rights movement. And we are all suffering because of THEIR guilt.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:36 PM (wX5h4)


Exactly. They are furious that the good guys won and they never had a chance to be in the history books.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

387 Corks for karens.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM


1-800-Korks-4-Karens

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

388 379 No almost for me. I have never voted yes on any bond measure. I have also never been on a winning side of a bond measure vote, lol.
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:25 PM (wX5h4)

In my old SoCal AO, they would just keep putting the measures in the ballot until they passed. Easy peasy.

Posted by: InZona at May 19, 2024 01:35 PM (wX5h4)

It's what they're doing with Prop 13 (property taxes only allowed to increase 1%/year from when you bought the property so Grandma and Grandpa don't get kicked out on the street when their home value increases so much they can't pay the prop tax bill).
So far, all their attempts at rolling back Prop 13 have failed, but they keep trying. One work-around was setting up "special" taxing districts to add additional taxation to properties; it technically didn't violate the rules...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:38 PM (wX5h4)

389 Greetings! What fresh heck is all this?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 19, 2024 01:38 PM (wX5h4)

390 I live in North Dakota, the bor-ing, flat, bland, give it to Canada state and love it. Even though it's barely recognized as a state by other states I'm staying. and, I'm glad no one likes our boring gov and frigid winters.
Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM (wX5h4)

I want to move up there. I hear in particular Minot is the place to be because there is a pretty girl behind every tree at Minot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:38 PM (wX5h4)

391 Smoker is heating up. Gonna try beef ribs. I wonder what the FWP will be today?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 19, 2024 01:38 PM (wX5h4)

392 A Significant Deployment of Iranian Security and Military Personnel has been noted across the Capital of Tehran, with Members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) claimed to be taking up Positions near several Government Buildings.

Anticipating violent mourners, no doubt.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:38 PM (wX5h4)

393 Tim Scott or JD Vance as VP?

I'm in for a Vance VPship. Scott can't be trusted IMO.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 19, 2024 01:38 PM (wX5h4)

394 387 Corks for karens.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:33 PM

1-800-Korks-4-Karens

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

Why am I hearing the "Kars 4 Kids" jingle in my head?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:39 PM (wX5h4)

395 377 'I wish he would stroke out today'

The day after election day would suit me better but yeah, I'll be glad to FJB go to his 'reward'.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:39 PM (wX5h4)

396 395 377 'I wish he would stroke out today'

The day after election day would suit me better but yeah, I'll be glad to FJB go to his 'reward'.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:39 PM (wX5h4)

Sniffed and molested by demons. Oh well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:40 PM (wX5h4)

397 So does tacit support through failing to run away, apparently.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

That is called The Final Freedom for a reason.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:40 PM (wX5h4)

398 394 Why am I hearing the "Kars 4 Kids" jingle in my head?...

Thanks. Now I'm hearing it.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2024 01:41 PM (wX5h4)

399 Thanks for the excellent rant, Mis Hum!

The entitlement attitude and inability to plan ahead needs to be nipped in the bud. These idiots made it all the way to college?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 19, 2024 01:42 PM (wX5h4)

400 397 So does tacit support through failing to run away, apparently.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:37 PM (wX5h4)

That is called The Final Freedom for a reason.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:40 PM (wX5h4)

My wife is buried here, have family here, kids are here, am trustee/executor here...
But if I had a good chance, might head to Missouri.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:42 PM (wX5h4)

401 BREAKING: Helicopter in Azerbaijan crashes with 400 Palestinian children on board.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:34 PM (wX5h4)

How soon before Paul begins to swing from a shower curtain rod?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:42 PM (wX5h4)

402 Montec,

I have never asked for sympathy.

I will stand my ground. I will not leave my home (unless my kid gives me grand babies and wants me to move closer to help out). I talk to people every damn day and make tiny little gains.

What are you doing to fight the tide of evil besides being a keyboard commando tough guy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 19, 2024 01:42 PM (wX5h4)

403 398

I got you covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:43 PM (wX5h4)

404 Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

tinyurl.com/2nzue5du
Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2024 01:32 PM (wX5h4)


That lying sack of crap.
He should be publicly rebuked for putting out crap like that.
Fu*k him!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 01:43 PM (wX5h4)

405 Helps explain why the Kims in North Korea famously refuse to travel by air. One of the Kims went to Moscow once, and took the train all the way there, and all the way back.

Putin has an armored train that he uses quite a bit, and relies on a motorcade to transport him to and from his suburban residence when he travels to the Kremlin, rather than traveling by helicopter.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
=====================

When you flood every shithole country in the world with RPGs and Manpads (on topic!) it is prudent to be a little cautious.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:43 PM (wX5h4)

406 The Main Post Dining Facility at Ft. Benning was called the Follow Me Dining Facility. We all called it the Swallow Me.
Heh.
Posted by: Chairborne!
-----

At Meridian MS (NAS Merdian) there was a local bar named 'Cash McCool's'. The Navy fighter jocks called it 'Crash McFool's'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 19, 2024 01:44 PM (wX5h4)

407 401 BREAKING: Helicopter in Azerbaijan crashes with 400 Palestinian children on board.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:34 PM (wX5h4)

How soon before Paul begins to swing from a shower curtain rod?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:42 PM (wX5h4)

I don't think the rope around the shower curtain can take his weight...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:44 PM (wX5h4)

408 Think I'll sidestep this thread and just listen to The Cramps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 19, 2024 01:44 PM (wX5h4)

409 Rotary-wing aircraft are great until they aren't.

Posted by: Huey at May 19, 2024 01:45 PM (wX5h4)

410 right, because we're the ones that gulaged aunt jemima, and uncle ben, and the butter babe, etc, leaving just the pasty white quaker oats dude.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 19, 2024 01:36 PM (wX5h4)
*******
Exactly. They're the ones erasing history and will end up accusing us of white supremacy because of the Quaker Oats guy.... and the Cap'n Crunch dude.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 19, 2024 01:45 PM (wX5h4)

411 Putin has an armored train that he uses quite a bit, and relies on a motorcade to transport him to and from his suburban residence when he travels to the Kremlin, rather than traveling by helicopter.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
-----

We all did that.

Posted by: Strelnikov at May 19, 2024 01:45 PM (wX5h4)

412 I’m in the reddest of red counties here in Texas and in my little city the voters just passed (voted yes) on 4 separate bond issues….. millions of dollars for police and schools. I voted no…. To no avail. It’s frustrating. Every single office holder here is republican; doesn’t matter. These voters see police or schools and they wanna open their checkbooks… sigh
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
===================

I have never voted for any measure which increases taxes or government power.

The people running for office is more of a wild card though...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

413 403
I got you covered.


"Comments are turned off."

Smart move on their part.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

414 that is because he is noble and pure and the only person fit to pass judgement on the rest of us sinners.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 19, 2024 01:31 PM (wX5h4)

A non Christian being holier than thou? Never seen it.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

415 I want to move up there. I hear in particular Minot is the place to be because there is a pretty girl behind every tree at Minot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Lots of pretty girls and trees and lakes for fishing and oil production and drone tech and, hey wait a minute we are boring and Burgum is as dull as flour.

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

416 Do broads still use Kotex pads?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 19, 2024 12:10 PM (wX5h4)

Fuck that; women are still referred to as “broads”?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

417 AFP has released live video of rescue operations ... a lot of parked cars with flashing blue lights and very foggy.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

418 The day after election day would suit me better but yeah, I'll be glad to FJB go to his 'reward'.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:39 PM (wX5h4)

President Harris. Gross.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

419 The Iranians now apparently have also lost a rescue helicopter looking for Raisi.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

420 409 Rotary-wing aircraft are great until they aren't.

Posted by: Huey at May 19, 2024 01:45 PM (wX5h4)

::: the Osprey has entered the chat :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

421 Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

tinyurl.com/2nzue5du
Posted by: redridinghood
==================

Who is trying to erase the history of slavery again?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

422 Preserving old hash until new one arrives.

Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

423 419 The Iranians now apparently have also lost a rescue helicopter looking for Raisi.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

Tell 'em the Mahdi is there, waiting for his rescue from the well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

424 Think I'll sidestep this thread and just listen to The Cramps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 19, 2024 01:44 PM


My doll!

Posted by: OH MY GIRL at May 19, 2024 01:48 PM (wX5h4)

425 Damn those Jews for creating that heavy fog!

Posted by: Iran! at May 19, 2024 01:48 PM (wX5h4)

426 415 I want to move up there. I hear in particular Minot is the place to be because there is a pretty girl behind every tree at Minot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Lots of pretty girls and trees and lakes for fishing and oil production and drone tech and, hey wait a minute we are boring and Burgum is as dull as flour.

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 01:46 PM (wX5h4)

I keep flour in my spice rack--comment from ONT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:49 PM (wX5h4)

427 Interesting reprise:
547 I have a feeling May 23rd is going to be something we've never seen before.

https://tinyurl.com/3r6skynw

Posted by: JackStraw

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:49 PM (wX5h4)

428 The Iranians now apparently have also lost a rescue helicopter looking for Raisi.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)



While I am the first to say the first report is always not correct, I would offer up one down helo is an accident, but two is...not.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 19, 2024 01:50 PM (wX5h4)

429 https://www.youtube.com/live/czd70Y8aGqY

Official Iranian announcement that contact has been made with 2 passengers on the helicopter ... update coming in ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:50 PM (wX5h4)

430 *I wonder what the FWP will be today?*

Helicopter reliability.

Posted by: Just a hunch at May 19, 2024 01:50 PM (wX5h4)

431 421 Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

tinyurl.com/2nzue5du
Posted by: redridinghood
==================

Who is trying to erase the history of slavery again?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:47 PM (wX5h4)

Seems like Socialists and Commies are always trying to destoy history and books. Dems are no better. Parties changed stances in the 1960's? Utter bullshit. Dems are still the party of segregation, now touting it as a good for minorities.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:50 PM (wX5h4)

432 425 Damn those Jews for creating that heavy fog!

Posted by: Iran! at May 19, 2024 01:48 PM (wX5h4)

That's what happens when you use heavy water...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:51 PM (wX5h4)

433 I will stand my ground. I will not leave my home



Great.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:51 PM (wX5h4)

434 Lots of pretty girls and trees and lakes for fishing and oil production and drone tech and, hey wait a minute we are boring and Burgum is as dull as flour.

Posted by: old chick
---------------------

Our next VP.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:51 PM (wX5h4)

435 While I am the first to say the first report is always not correct, I would offer up one down helo is an accident, but two is...not.

No reason for the Mossad to kill the rescue workers in the second helicopter.

Flying helicopters through mountainous terrain in heavy fog has some downsides.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:52 PM (wX5h4)

436 427 Interesting reprise:
547 I have a feeling May 23rd is going to be something we've never seen before.

https://tinyurl.com/3r6skynw

Posted by: JackStraw

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:49 PM (wX5h4)

Doesn't seem like a large crowd though.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:52 PM (wX5h4)

437 elon is firing off his rogget again
youtu.be/gJRM9MG-5no

Posted by: starman at May 19, 2024 01:52 PM (wX5h4)

438 429 https://www.youtube.com/live/czd70Y8aGqY

Official Iranian announcement that contact has been made with 2 passengers on the helicopter ... update coming in ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:50 PM (wX5h4)

Poking dead bodies, hopefully with sticks and not their dicks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:53 PM (wX5h4)

439 Did CNN find the chopper yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 19, 2024 01:53 PM (wX5h4)

440 Poking dead bodies, hopefully with sticks and not their dicks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:53 PM (wX5h4)


Looks like everyone may have survived.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 01:54 PM (wX5h4)

441 439 Did CNN find the chopper yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at May 19, 2024 01:53 PM (wX5h4)

in Don Lemon's black hole.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:54 PM (wX5h4)

442 'President Harris. Gross.'

Yeah. She'd really suck at it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:54 PM (wX5h4)

443 436 427 Interesting reprise:
547 I have a feeling May 23rd is going to be something we've never seen before.

https://tinyurl.com/3r6skynw

Posted by: JackStraw

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:49 PM (wX5h4)

Doesn't seem like a large crowd though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:52 PM (wX5h4)

Six or seven people? Obviously Trump is foundering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2024 01:54 PM (wX5h4)

444 *I wonder what the FWP will be today?*

Helicopter reliability.
Posted by: Just a hunch

For a while there, maybe twenty+/- years ago, our Blackhawks seemed like they were just dropping out of the sky.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 01:54 PM (wX5h4)

445 When Jim travels outside the country on this train he doesn’t empty the poop tanks on foreign soil. He doesn’t want any dna analysis. lol.

Or so I’ve read.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

446 442 'President Harris. Gross.'

Yeah. She'd really suck at it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:54 PM (wX5h4)

She blows. And contrary to having our enemies on their knees, she'd be on hers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

447 >>>Doesn't seem like a large crowd though.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
--------------------------------------

Where are the demonstrator protesters throwing tomatoes?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

448 Happy Valley not so happy now.

Woman charged with second degree murder after gruesome incident
. . . .
The woman also told police she cut off the man’s penis, according to the affidavit.

https://shorturl.at/pYdIC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

449 445 When Jim travels outside the country on this train he doesn’t empty the poop tanks on foreign soil. He doesn’t want any dna analysis. lol.

Or so I’ve read.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

Hey now, that's just a slur.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

450 Did someone say Cho-pahh?
- Arnold

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:56 PM (wX5h4)

451 413
'"Comments are turned off."

Smart move on their part.'

Too bad. I would've liked reading them.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 19, 2024 01:56 PM (wX5h4)

452 *>>>Doesn't seem like a large crowd though.*

Now do a Biden rally.

Posted by: It's just media and staff at May 19, 2024 01:56 PM (wX5h4)

453
Hey now, that's just a slur.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:55 PM (wX5h4)

Kim, Jim, tomato, tomatoe

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:57 PM (wX5h4)

454 A tweet twelve minutes ago from the Iranian Big Guy:

Eveyone should pray for the health of these people who are serving the Iranian nation. The nation doesn't need to be worried or anxious as the administration of the country will not be disrupted at all

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 19, 2024 01:57 PM (wX5h4)

455 I have 5 years supply that is available. I use them up my butt to prevent anal leakage from my SPHINCTER being stretched by my husband.......

Posted by: Pete Budijuggs at May 19, 2024 01:57 PM (wX5h4)

456 >>>Normally you would see CBD here on Sunday at noon. However, he is on a mission outside of the kitchen. And you are stuck with yours truly.

Hello, MisHum! Thank you so much.

Posted by: m at May 19, 2024 01:57 PM (wX5h4)

457 If you've wondered who the Lume undertit-rot and swamp-vagina deodorant marketing campaign was directed towards...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 01:57 PM (wX5h4)

458 Reports keep coming in from Iran - now the rescue operation is becoming a clusterfark of epic proportions. One rescue team is already missing, the area is remote, mountainous with no roads, and darkness will fall soon.

I've read horror stories that started like this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 01:58 PM (wX5h4)

459 457 If you've wondered who the Lume undertit-rot and swamp-vagina deodorant marketing campaign was directed towards...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 01:57 PM (wX5h4)

It's a tampon, too? Who knew.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

460 437 elon is firing off his rogget again
youtu.be/gJRM9MG-5no
Posted by: starman
--------------------

At 40 seconds it's paused

He's doing a bit coin give away for those of you who do those things.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

461 One rescue team is already missing, the area is remote, mountainous with no roads, and darkness will fall soon.

I've read horror stories that started like this.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 01:58 PM (wX5h4)

remake of The Crawling Eye.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

462 Biden tells Morehouse grads there’s a “national effort to ban books” because Republicans are trying to “erase” black history

_

He had to tell them because they the pamphlets they'd passed out... Well, it's an HBCU. You can figure it out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

463 458 Reports keep coming in from Iran - now the rescue operation is becoming a clusterfark of epic proportions. One rescue team is already missing, the area is remote, mountainous with no roads, and darkness will fall soon.

I've read horror stories that started like this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 01:58 PM (wX5h4)

Biden's uncle's cannibals will move in any minute now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

464 Pride month is only days away Iran just has to go and steal the thunder. How rude!

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

465 457 If you've wondered who the Lume undertit-rot and swamp-vagina deodorant marketing campaign was directed towards...

Everything I know about that product I've learned against my will.

Posted by: No, thanks at May 19, 2024 01:59 PM (wX5h4)

466 Our next VP.
Posted by: Braenyard

Won't say, I was told I'm biased unlike others

Posted by: old chick at May 19, 2024 02:00 PM (wX5h4)

467 FWP NOOD

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

468 One rescue team is already missing,
---
I'm beginning to think this story has real potential.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

469 461 One rescue team is already missing,


Red Crescent denied this hours ago (acc to the live link I posted).

48 hour rule ...

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

470 I saw undertit rot open for someone.

Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

471 No reason for the Mossad to kill the rescue workers in the second helicopter.
=========

Classis terrorism.
Take out a small target and when the resue crews swarm the site -
Big Badda Boom!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

472 We haz a NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

473 Official Iranian announcement that contact has been made with 2 passengers on the helicopter ... update coming in ...
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know

Olfactory?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 19, 2024 02:01 PM (wX5h4)

474 458 Reports keep coming in from Iran - now the rescue operation is becoming a clusterfark of epic proportions. One rescue team is already missing, the area is remote, mountainous with no roads, and darkness will fall soon.

I've read horror stories that started like this.
Posted by: Tom Servo
------------------------------

Aliens engulfed them in a mist and beamed them to another galaxy.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 19, 2024 02:02 PM (wX5h4)

475 (goes to collegesimply.com)

Let's see here... Ah, there it is. Morehouse:

"How much does it cost to attend?
Sticker Price
$50,036"

Huh. No SAT or ACT info. I don't blame them. But there's this:

"Morehouse College typically accepts and attracts "B+" average high school students with an average GPA around 3.48. Most incoming freshmen graduate in the top half of their high school class."

$50K per year to take classes aimed at students who struggled a bit to graduate high school.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Women were taught to get pirate tattoos but don't know what sundresses are at May 19, 2024 02:03 PM (wX5h4)

476 If you've wondered who the Lume undertit-rot and swamp-vagina deodorant marketing campaign was directed towards...
============

The ads just come across as ...nasty...
Covers rank stank for 72 hrs

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 19, 2024 02:03 PM (wX5h4)

477 Cutting off the pee pee does not sound very second degree to me.

Posted by: ... at May 19, 2024 02:03 PM (wX5h4)

478 458 Reports keep coming in from Iran - now the rescue operation is becoming a clusterfark of epic proportions. One rescue team is already missing, the area is remote, mountainous with no roads, and darkness will fall soon.

I've read horror stories that started like this.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 19, 2024 01:58 PM (wX5h4)


How does anyone know it was a 'hard landing'? Pilot radioed "Oh Farking Muhammed! Peace Be Upon Him!" then no more contact?

Posted by: Gref at May 19, 2024 02:04 PM (wX5h4)

479 I have ordered the US Marine Helicopter Rescue Unit aboard the US Aircraft Carrier off the Coast of Israel to assist in the recovery of my good friend the Ayatollah....

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 19, 2024 02:04 PM (wX5h4)

480 you haven't lived until you banged a chick with her tampon in place

Posted by: Hunter at May 19, 2024 02:05 PM (wX5h4)

481 Win a day of Falconing? Who are these people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 19, 2024 02:06 PM (wX5h4)

482 Why do we all have the same hash?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 19, 2024 12:27 PM (wX5h4)

Ace got them on sale. Cheaper is quantity.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 19, 2024 02:30 PM (wX5h4)

483 you haven't lived until you banged a chick with her tampon in place
Posted by: Hunter at May 19, 2024 02:05 PM (wX5h4)

My wish was to live like one. *sigh*

Posted by: King Chuck The Tampon King at May 19, 2024 02:34 PM (wX5h4)

484 My guess is 99.98% of white chicks at hbcus are there for a specific reason. Anger dad.
Posted by: Montec at May 19, 2024 01:07 PM

------------------------

They're majoring in BBC

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 19, 2024 03:04 PM (wX5h4)

485 This is embarrassing. You have enough for spring break, mani-pedis, Lulu fanny pack, Birks, etc, you have enough to buy your tampons. And I find that gals these days talk non-stop to whomever about all of their bodily functions.

Posted by: Hazchic at May 19, 2024 03:28 PM (wX5h4)

486 JxZQBnvblwoOWu

Posted by: mkxazOLBviUXIWw at May 19, 2024 03:50 PM (wX5h4)

487 GJWtlxzqZ

Posted by: NrPnmcSJUjQxw at May 19, 2024 03:54 PM (wX5h4)

488 Definition of a cottonpicker:

Girl who can't find the string on her tampon.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 19, 2024 04:17 PM (wX5h4)

489 and then there was none

Posted by: chango butt at May 19, 2024 04:25 PM (wX5h4)

490 I remember a few years ago that there was this big deal going around about the incredible hardship of how women were spending $153,000.000 every year just in sales tax on tampons. Nobody, it seems, bothered to notice that there were over 85,000,000 women between the ages of 12 and 47, and that this worked out to about $1.75 for each woman per year. Life is tough, ya know.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 19, 2024 04:53 PM (wX5h4)

491 Did anyone notice that Mexico never paid the or the Great Wall?
😭 Trump promised they would.

Posted by: Paul banned at May 19, 2024 06:27 PM (wX5h4)

492 What a deceptive way to write this:

"The sisters of Mount St. Scholastica do not believe that Harrison Butker's comments in his 2024 Benedictine College commencement address represent the Catholic, Benedictine, liberal arts college that our founders envisioned and in which we have been so invested," the nuns wrote in a statement posted on Facebook.
In his 20-minute address, Butker denounced abortion rights, Pride Month, COVID-19 lockdowns and "the tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion" at the Catholic liberal arts college in Atchison, Kan.
He also told women in the audience to embrace the "vocation" of homemaker.

It is only that last part the sisters objected to.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 19, 2024 08:13 PM (wX5h4)

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