The Biden Usurpation is Now Withholding Precision-Guided Bombs From Israel (Which Will Force Them to Use "Dumb Bombs," Resulting In More Civilian Deaths (both Real and Fake), Which They Will Then Blame Israel For

Boy oh boy are leftwingers smart and intellectual and all the good things!

Especially Joe "The Professor" Biden himself. He's America's greatest living foreign policy mastermind, did you know that?

My word as a Biden, it's true, I'm not joking.

The Biden administration is holding up shipments of two types of Boeing-made precision bombs to send a political message to Israel, according to a U.S. official and six other people with knowledge of the deliberations.
The U.S. has yet to sign off on a pending sale of Boeing's Joint Direct Attack Munitions -- both the munitions and kits that convert them to smart weapons -- and Small Diameter Bombs, according to six industry and congressional sources with knowledge of the discussions.
While the Biden administration has not formally denied the potential sale, it is essentially taking action through inaction -- holding off on approvals and other aspects of the weapons transfer process -- to send a message to Israel, a U.S. administration official familiar with the process told POLITICO. The official, along with others, was granted anonymity to discuss sensitive internal deliberations.
This appears to be the first time the U.S. administration has delayed a potential weapons sale for Israel since Hamas attacked the country on Oct. 7. President Joe Biden has been under pressure from some in his party to set conditions on aid to Israel after the Israeli bombing campaign in Gaza began to exact a heavy toll on civilians, and after Israel hit humanitarian convoys delivering aid to the enclave.

Biden hid this Hamas-helping move from Congress. Of course The Professor did.

The Biden administration hid information about its decision to pause U.S. arms sales to Israel from Congress, sparking a probe led by two GOP senators, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.
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Senators Joni Ernst (R., Iowa) and Ted Budd (R., N.C.), in a letter sent Monday evening to the White House, are asking the administration to immediately inform Congress about what types of ammunition are being withheld from Israel and why. The pause in these ammo shipments was approved last week, but only became publicly known over the weekend when the decision was leaked to Axios. The Biden administration is holding up shipments of two types of Boeing-made precision bombs to send a political message to Israel, one U.S. official told Politico.
"We are shocked that your administration has reportedly decided to withhold critical ammunition to Israel," the senators wrote, according to a copy of the letter obtained by the Free Beacon. "You promised your commitment to Israel was ironclad. Pausing much-needed military support to our closest Middle Eastern ally signals otherwise."
The senators say the White House "failed to notify Congress about this decision," leaving lawmakers to learn of the decision from press reports. The letter signals mounting GOP concern with the Biden administration's increasingly hostile stance toward Israel as it launches an offensive campaign into the Gaza Strip's Rafah neighborhood, which the United States has lobbied against. The reported halt in ammunition sales is being viewed as a sign the Biden administration is caving to pressure from anti-Israel advocates in the Democratic Party who want to see the Jewish state isolated.

Meanwhile, Fire Marshall Jamaal (as a commenter called him) is rallying for Hamas with the CAIR leader who called himself "happy" to see Hamas murder and rape raids.

When they show you who they are, you should probably believe them. That tried-and-true bit of wisdom should be applied to "squad" member Congressman Jamaal Bowman of New York. Over the weekend, Bowman attended a fundraiser that was put on for him at a private home in Fairfax, Virginia. There's nothing unusual about House members hitting fundraisers during an election year, but this one was hosted by Nihad Awad, the national director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR). In case you're not familiar with Awad, he is one of the people who came out shortly after the October 7 terror attacks and said that he was "happy" to see the people of Gaza "breaking their shackles" and storming into Israel. And here we have a member of the House from New York hanging out with him and leveraging him for fundraising purposes.

Can't wait for the Jake Tapper lecture about why this is really all my fault.

Wait.

The president withheld aid to Israel that was passed by Congress?

Wasn't Trump impeached over that? https://t.co/rQ5TmIoneE
— RBe (@RBPundit) May 6, 2024

You are such a tool for Hamas. This is not the ceasefire on the table. They are agreeing to their own proposal. This is no more than another cynical ploy and psych warfare by Hamas, in order to manipulate the press and gullible idiots like you, and avert Israeli op in Rafah.
— Arsen Ostrovsky 🎗️ (@Ostrov_A) May 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:07 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (HnUIn)

2 Hay

Posted by: Ciampino - Antifa are sissies with umbrellas! at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (qfLjt)

3 Can't wait for the Jake Tapper lecture about why this is really all my fault.

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source?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (GBKbO)

4 The Biden administration is holding up shipments of two types of Boeing-made precision bombs to send a political message to Israel, according to a U.S. official and six other people with knowledge of the deliberations.

They prefer to be called 787 Dreamliners.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (P9xGM)

5 I wonder if we even have precision guided bombs to sell.
Our mfg is 5 to 10 years behind for munitions of all sorts.

Because clown world and clown country.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 07, 2024 01:08 PM (xcxpd)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

7 Boeing made?

Are we sure Biden isn't doing Israel a favor here?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

8 You can't be AOC, Jamaal.

You ain't got the tiddies.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (+yhUM)

9 The Biden administration is holding up shipments of two types of Boeing-made precision bombs to send a political message to Israel, according to a U.S. official and six other people with knowledge of the deliberations.
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Set aside issues of supply, cost, righteousness or other practical considerations.

If the United States' position is that "civilian casualties" must be minimized or that the current war is unjust, then this makes no sense. There are two courses of action that would make sense in that case:
1. Withdraw support entirely. We don't support the mission, and will not help.
2. Emphasize and accelerate higher-quality weapons that are more precise and minimize collateral damage.

Depending on the actual goal, either is a consistent policy position. As usual, however, Washington picks neither.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (HnUIn)

10 I thought withholding arms shipments to an ally was the cause of much destruction to democracy and an impeachable offense.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (P9xGM)

11 Boeing made?

Are we sure Biden isn't doing Israel a favor here?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

That's my reaction too. I'd rather take sketchy Russian or Chinese munitions at this point.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

12 Chances there will be another domestic ammunition shortage this summer?

Just in time for the 2025 riot season.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)

13 Bowman finally drew a primary challenge. Good riddance to this POS.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (oA3dc)

14 So Mike Johnson rams a bill through congress that does not fund the border security but provides funding for Israel AND Ukraine only to have Biden deny Israel the weapons it needs to purchase with that funding.

What a leader!

Republicans playing 4D chess!

Posted by: JTSmith at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (FxdZx)

15 Thought Sundowner would be sending bombs to Hamas soon

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (Laekk)

16 Dumb bombs can be made smart really easily via JDAMs. This is particularly true when you own the airspace.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (/UtnQ)

17 You ain't got the tiddies.

He might, tho.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (P9xGM)

18 11 Boeing made?

Are we sure Biden isn't doing Israel a favor here?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

That's my reaction too. I'd rather take sketchy Russian or Chinese munitions at this point.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

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The arms pass QCs. They're for the real customer: the federal government.

The planes? That's where you can shove the shitting hires for inspections and quality checks. They're just for the peons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

19 "Boeing-made precision bombs" also known as 'airplane doors'

Posted by: bang-a-gong at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (PGROF)

20 Permanent ceasefire, Fire Marshal? The "Palestinians" had one. Actually, they've had a bunch. As usual, they decided they'd rather torture, rape and kill Jews.

Posted by: spindrift at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (OguvZ)

21 14 So Mike Johnson rams a bill through congress that does not fund the border security but provides funding for Israel AND Ukraine only to have Biden deny Israel the weapons it needs to purchase with that funding.

What a leader!

Republicans playing 4D chess!
Posted by: JTSmith at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (FxdZx)

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Well, yeah. I mean, Johnson still has defenders even here.

That's working, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

22 Isn't this good news? The "dumb bombs" seem like a much better option. Just blow up a lot of shit and kill a lot of cannibals. Win-win.

I'm always skeptical when squeamish militaries like USA and Israel use precision bombs. What it usually means is pinprick attacks on purely military targets with the prime directive being few casualties. That's not how you win wars -- especially against 7th century cannibal savages with no actual, centralized military.

Israel is gonna get blamed for 855 million child deaths anyway. What difference does it make how many they actually kill? So KILL THEM ALL.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

23 I saw The Shitting Hires open for The Screaming Trees at Trees in '92.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

24 ... Which They Will Then Blame Israel For

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While sending billions of dollars more to Iran & Gaza.

It's the Jonah Goldberg Foreign Policy of War: "FUND BOTH SIDES!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (3StC9)

25 20 Permanent ceasefire, Fire Marshal? The "Palestinians" had one. Actually, they've had a bunch. As usual, they decided they'd rather torture, rape and kill Jews.
Posted by: spindrift at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (OguvZ)

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"10/7 didn't happen. Also, it's good that it did happen because of 1948."
-The Left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

26 It isn't really relevant that I'm perfectly fine with saturation bombing.

But. You know. I am.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (+yhUM)

27 The Israelis should just take out student loans and buy the JDAMs from KSA.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (oUaFT)

28 Biden would let nukes fall on America if it meant he didn't lose a precious voting block in November.
Special THANKS again to Republicans for confirming this cheater and disaster as president. Fuck the G.O.P. and RedState.com too!

Posted by: Tracy at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (XPmSK)

29 Senators Joni Ernst (R., Iowa) and Ted Budd (R., N.C.), in a letter sent Monday evening to the White House, are asking the administration to immediately inform Congress about what types of ammunition are being withheld from Israel and why.
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Sigh.

They aren't "being withheld." That's the point. They are simply *not* being released. They didn't take an action to withhold, they just took no action to release. These people write laws (or pretend to) for a living, so I assume that they know this. It's a meaningless distinction in reality, but an important one in terms of the bureaucratic folderol that fuels everything in Washington.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (HnUIn)

30 22 Isn't this good news? The "dumb bombs" seem like a much better option. Just blow up a lot of shit and kill a lot of cannibals. Win-win.

I was thinking the same thing. Israel dropped leaflets telling civilians to leave. That's what we did when we dropped a nuke. At this point, they aren't looking for precision - they are looking for flattened land...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 07, 2024 01:13 PM (exHjb)

31
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Well, yeah. I mean, Johnson still has defenders even here.

That's working, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

Nancy Pelosi stands with Speaker Johnson..........

Nuff said.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

32 There is a ceasefire on the table.

Remember, Hamas changed the terms of the "ceasefire" - the earlier proposal was that Israel would exchange 33 Palestinian terrorists for one hostage.

Hamas changed that to exchange 33 Palestinian terrorists for one hostage "alive or dead", which reinforces the suspicion that Hamas doesn't want a cease-fire, because Hamas would have to acknowledge that almost all the hostages are dead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 07, 2024 01:13 PM (uxCna)

33 Use the dumb bombs.
It will resolve the issue quicker.
And the US can take the blame for the additional casualties.

They peeps were told to evacuate the other day anyway. You snooze, you lose.

Fuck 'em.

I have no sympathy for those devil worshipping idiots.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 01:13 PM (ufFY8)

34 Biden hid this Hamas-helping move from Congress. Of course The Professor did.

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"That's 'Dr. and Professor Emeritus Biden' to you, h8r!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:13 PM (3StC9)

35 "after the Israeli bombing campaign in Gaza began to exact a heavy toll on civilians, and after Israel hit humanitarian convoys delivering aid to the enclave."

1. Define civilian in the Gaza context.
2. Humanitarian convoys? Plural? Details please as we know of only 'Kitchen whatever' was hit as it had Hamas riding with it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies with umbrellas! at May 07, 2024 01:13 PM (qfLjt)

36 Stupid Fucking clowns …. everywhere.

They don’t know they are idiots.

They won’t quit.

And they won’t shut the fuck up.

When this fucker goes Tango Uniform it is going to be Biblical.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 01:14 PM (SdkQO)

37 The senators say the White House "failed to notify Congress about this decision," leaving lawmakers to learn of the decision from press reports.
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And I strongly suspect - though I don't know - that the executive was under no obligation to inform you.

Maybe you shouldn't have signed so many enabling acts. Maybe you should consider constraining the executive through legislation and power of the purse.

And while I'm in fantasy land, I'm sure a beautiful woman will saunter up and tell me that I really trip her trigger.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:14 PM (HnUIn)

38 Fuck the G.O.P. and RedState.com too!
Posted by: Tracy

Eww, too old. Too female, too.

Posted by: the Lincoln Project at May 07, 2024 01:14 PM (gKWVE)

39 Incidentally, Boeing had a second whistleblower die suddenly, and a lawyer says the other whistleblowers are now afraid of coming forward. So all is working as the DEI overlords planned.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

40 I have no doubt that one of these days Bowman is going to lose his mind and attack someone either on the House floor or in the halls. He doesn't seem that stable, or intelligent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (5S+sK)

41 Chances there will be another domestic ammunition shortage this summer?

Just in time for the 2025 riot season.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)
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Something tells me the rioters will not be short on ammo...should they need it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (7fElN)

42 37 And while I'm in fantasy land, I'm sure a beautiful woman will saunter up and tell me that I really trip her trigger.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:14 PM (HnUIn)

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Pro-tip:

Call yourself Lisan-al-Gaib.

Result: All the ladies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

43 Forcing Israel to make their own stuff.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (SYTee)

44 Incidentally, Boeing had a second whistleblower die suddenly, and a lawyer says the other whistleblowers are now afraid of coming forward. So all is working as the DEI overlords planned.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

That's what we in the industry refer to as a "dead lawyer".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (+yhUM)

45 I'm okay with Israel using the dumb bombs. Now move along.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (oXbsS)

46 Hey what the??? We had a deal!

Posted by: Mike Tiny Johnson at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (4fPAl)

47 Arsen was too kind to describe Jamal Bowman as gullible. Jamal Bowman wishes he had been there on Oct. 7th.

As for Joey Bidet with holding the munitions, he who tries to play both sides tends to get gored by both.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (b99Kq)

48 Forcing Israel to make their own stuff.
Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (SYTee)

But Ben Shapiro told me Israel can take care of herself.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

49 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza has forced over a million Palestinians to seek safety in Rafah. An invasion of the city would be catastrophic for civilians with no where else to go. We need a ceasefire, the return of hostages, and massive amount of humanitarian aid.

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Raging Buffalo speaks!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (L/fGl)

50 The Rafah gate is closed because over the weekend Hamas fired rockets at the Israelis killing three soldiers. The Israelis fired back and then took over the gate. I can't remember where I read this, though.

Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (VGOMa)

51 I thought withholding arms shipments to an ally was the cause of much destruction to democracy and an impeachable offense.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (P9xGM)

*zombie South Vietnam has entered the chat*

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (ufFY8)

52 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza has forced over a million Palestinians to seek safety in Rafah. An invasion of the city would be catastrophic for civilians with no where else to go. We need a ceasefire, the return of hostages, and massive amount of humanitarian aid.

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Dances With Nazis speaks!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (L/fGl)

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At least she calls for a return of the hostages. Now, will she denounce Hamas for not agreeing to that, or will she denounce Israel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

53 Slow Joe wants to split the Israel/Pali baby. It ain't working.

Like Clown World making it rain with geo-engineering while felling forests for solar farms.

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:17 PM (DIJ9E)

54 because Hamas would have to acknowledge that almost all the hostages are dead.

This is important politically, because there are large demonstrations organized allegedly by the families of the hostages pressuring Bibi to accept Hamas' terms to get the hostages back.

If the hostages are already dead, that pressure on Bibi goes away, which would be bad for Hamas - so Hamas won't acknowledge that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 07, 2024 01:17 PM (uxCna)

55 During the 1972 Easter offensive, my Marine Air Group dropped a lot of dumb bombs on the NVA in the An Loc area. They then returned with secondary targets to be hit with gun pods, and instruction to hit targets of opportunity with internals (A4E Skyhawks). One cowboy took out an NVA cargo sampan with his tail hook.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2024 01:17 PM (V5eKu)

56 Meanwhile, Fire Marshall Jamaal (as a commenter called him) is rallying for Hamas with the CAIR leader who called himself "happy" to see Hamas murder and rape raids.

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So, not "exhilarated by" like that Cornell Professor?

Piker ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:17 PM (3StC9)

57 Smart-bombs?? Roll out the Persian carpet instead.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:17 PM (ZdexC)

58 So, they will be forced to drop dvds of Ishtar?

Posted by: The Baby at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz86T)

59 Netanyahu's war in Gaza has forced over a million Palestinians to seek safety in Rafah. An invasion of the city would be catastrophic for civilians with no where else to go. We need a ceasefire, the return of hostages, and massive amount of humanitarian aid.

The Democrats are starting to talk about Rafah the way they do about KEEEEEV. Odds of a CIA bio-lab or massive slush fund there? Probably at least 50/50 and rising.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

60 More specifically, he is withholding the very type of bomb needed to destroy the tunnels from Egypt.

Meaning, he wants the terrorists to be able to escape, return, re-arm and launch another 10/7.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (PCjgZ)

61 Our military can parachute in to a music festival and murder babies and elderly women and take hostages that we then torture, and your military has to use precision strikes to be sure that no one is injured up to an including the targets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (yqqF2)

62 They aren't "being withheld." That's the point. They are simply *not* being released. They didn't take an action to withhold, they just took no action to release. These people write laws (or pretend to) for a living, so I assume that they know this. It's a meaningless distinction in reality, but an important one in terms of the bureaucratic folderol that fuels everything in Washington.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (HnUIn)

Much like how Congressional pay increases are automatic so they don't have a record of voting for an increase.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (SYTee)

63 14 So Mike Johnson rams a bill through congress that does not fund the border security but provides funding for Israel AND Ukraine only to have Biden deny Israel the weapons it needs to purchase with that funding.

is it bad that I'm laughing about this now?

I'm way into soviet dark humor at this point

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (s3qiR)

64 @SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza

Really, bitch? HIS war?!?

Seems war was BROUGHT upon he and his people.

F*ck off. Why can't these evil f*cks just die or suffer some dibilitating malody?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

65 I didn't qualify to be recorded in the video:

https://x.com/HilzFuld/status/1755104411838238817

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (d+Dy8)

66 Obviously these top men know better than you.

Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (AR07F)

67 8 You can't be AOC, Jamaal.
You ain't got the tiddies.

I on the other hand . . .

Posted by: Alvin Bragg at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (gKWVE)

68 Afternoon.

Democrats *spit* impeached Trump to preserve Our Democracy™️. With Biden Our Democracy ™️ is already preserved.

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (Faeyn)

69 So Mike Johnson rams a bill through congress that does not fund the border security but provides funding for Israel AND Ukraine only to have Biden deny Israel the weapons it needs to purchase with that funding.

Johnson's also complaining that he can't sleep now, probably ever since the CIA showed him his file.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

70 Slow Joe wants to split the Israel/Pali baby.
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Sorry, read that wrong.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (yqqF2)

71 Would someone please remind me, based on history, why when people such as professors and students say they want to kill Jews they should be excused and not believed, instead of being treated like potential mass murderers?

And as a corollary, students at one university claimed they wanted to behead the president and academic officers. What in the recent history of radical Islam would make anyone not take them at their word?

Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (6OHp6)

72 Johnson's also complaining that he can't sleep now, probably ever since the CIA showed him his file.

ok stop! stop you're killing me!

hilarious

oh Mike you are a card

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 01:20 PM (s3qiR)

73 This is no more than another cynical ploy and psych warfare by Hamas, in order to manipulate the press and gullible idiots like you

Hold on there, Sparky! We are in no way fooled by this. Don't lump us in with this lying imbecile.

Posted by: Gullible Idiots at May 07, 2024 01:20 PM (CsUN+)

74 This election cannot come fast enough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:20 PM (PNdCh)

75 What in the recent history of radical Islam would make anyone not take them at their word?
Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (6OHp6)

Shush, you.

I ain't gonna sit here eating all this popcorn while watching nothing, like some kind of weirdo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (+yhUM)

76 If American Jewish voters showed they could be a swing voter, Netanyahu would be completely calling the shots (as he should).

But the Democrats and Biden know that voter base isn't going anywhere, sadly. So they now have to appease the states where all of these Muslims were dumped.

Diversity is our strength!

Posted by: Blago at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (mfo+0)

77 One cowboy took out an NVA cargo sampan with his tail hook.
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He sexually harassed it to death?? Wasn't that in TIME??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (ZdexC)

78 But Ben Shapiro told me Israel can take care of herself.......
Posted by: Sponge

His sister has a fantastic rack.

(Obligatory whenever Ben's name is mentioned.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (9yWhg)

79 Not The Bee: DC revealed the first image of the next Superman and it's weird. People had thoughts.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6yutsr

The Twatter referencing Goku is great. Gens Y and Z don't give a frick about Superman. Their favorite superhero is Goku.

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (Faeyn)

80 Censure resolution brought against Ilhan Omar for ‘pro-genocide’ Jewish students comment

tinyurl.com/wvpzxxym

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (NpAcC)

81 90% of the munitions that Israel has used on Gaza are "dumb"

Ace
You are going to have a hard time convincing me that killing 20000 women and kids is the best way to destroy Hamas.
The killing of civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan created more insurgents than it killed. Iraq is now best friends with Iran

Posted by: Paul banned at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (RX5Lh)

82 so the word about town is that YES the idiots in tent cities on campuses plan to stay all summer

for some unknown reason

alls I know is last kid comes home this weekend - from a tent-free campus! some schools don't talk and send letters out, they just deal with the idiots

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (s3qiR)

83 Hiding things from Congress is another blessing of muh norms and liberty.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (cG4MZ)

84 64 @SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza

Roosevelt's war in Germany
Truman's war in Japan

Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (6OHp6)

85 Joe knows squat.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (lZVy/)

86 I know a few AWFLs including a real San Fran Commie. Every time the subject comes up (two or three, now), I say three syllables: "Rape is bad". I repeat this and say it like I don't believe they are against rape. And then I don't have to hear about the Arabs in the West Bank anymore.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (z+89e)

87 Democrats *spit* impeached Trump to preserve Our Democracy™️. With Biden Our Democracy ™️ is already preserved.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (Faeyn)
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Yeah, well preserved. Like a mummy practically. Its a dead husk of preserved history.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (PNdCh)

88 Mommy Dr. Jill, an unguided bomb just went off in my pants!

Posted by: Cleanup Aisle #4! at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (V5BDR)

89 I simply cannot read anything that Elizabeth Warren has said. It's too depressing and she's too much of an angry clown.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (XkYcA)

90 They demand a “cease fire”.

Well OK - as a disinterested observer though, way out here in hick rube flyover mouth breather land, i’d just point out - they had a fucking cease fire on 10/6 didn’t they? Wha’ happen?

“Don’t start none, won’t be none” aka “FAFO”.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (SdkQO)

91 Would someone please remind me, based on history, why when people such as professors and students say they want to kill Jews they should be excused and not believed, instead of being treated like potential mass murderers?

And as a corollary, students at one university claimed they wanted to behead the president and academic officers. What in the recent history of radical Islam would make anyone not take them at their word?
Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 01:19 PM (6OHp6)
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Because the junta agrees.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (oUaFT)

92 I'm way into soviet dark humor at this point
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Second Boeing whistleblower died of "cold", comrade.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (ZdexC)

93 Meanwhile in Rafah:

Death to all Jews!

*Booms get closer*

Cease fire!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (u73oe)

94 His sister has a fantastic rack.

She really doesn't. Big =/= fantastic.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (CsUN+)

95 His sister has a fantastic rack.

(Obligatory whenever Ben's name is mentioned.)

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (9yWhg)

And he's declining to release the pics.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (SYTee)

96 @SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza

Really, bitch? HIS war?!?

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Anne Frank's war.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

97 82 so the word about town is that YES the idiots in tent cities on campuses plan to stay all summer

Hamas will be gone by then. Guess what they're going to be "protesting"? Hint, has something to an orange haired man

Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (6OHp6)

98 64 @SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza
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And, yet, every third car in Newton has a Warren bumper sticker on it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (PNdCh)

99 Posted by: Paul banned at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (RX5Lh)

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1. Where did you get those numbers? Is it the same place that said a hospital was destroyed that wasn't destroyed?

2. War is hell. Maybe Hamas shouldn't have started a war with Israel on 10/7 through invasion, kidnap, murder, and torture. Wars don't stop when the losing side wants. Getting into wars with a nation of far superior means is probably a dumb move.

3. 75% of Palestinians still think 10/7 was a good and just thing.

4. You dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

100 That second white colonizer had a nice rack.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (ufFY8)

101 Superman is now Super Meh

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (b99Kq)

102 > 20000 women and kids

Look who swallows Hamas propaganda whole.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Odg76)

103 Yeah, well preserved. Like a mummy practically. Its a dead husk of preserved history.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (PNdCh)

So the obvious question is when does a sort of democratic King Tut's Curse come to bite them on the ass?

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Faeyn)

104 With Biden Our Democracy ™️ is already preserved.
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In aspic! And it's just dandy!

Posted by: petey buttigieg at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (ZdexC)

105 Ah so Pustule paul is now a foreign policy expert. What's interesting to me is he wants everyone here to know he's "smart". I figure you don't loiter around a place and REALLY want people to think you're a braindead empty husk.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (cG4MZ)

106 86 I know a few AWFLs including a real San Fran Commie. Every time the subject comes up (two or three, now), I say three syllables: "Rape is bad". I repeat this and say it like I don't believe they are against rape. And then I don't have to hear about the Arabs in the West Bank anymore.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (z+89e)

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"I agree. Bibi has gone too far. He should have responded in kind by sending over a few thousand non-uniformed soldiers to kidnap, rape, murder, and torture hundreds of Palestinian civilians. That's proportionate warfare that I can support!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

107 They aren't "being withheld." That's the point. They are simply *not* being released. They didn't take an action to withhold, they just took no action to release. These people write laws (or pretend to) for a living, so I assume that they know this. It's a meaningless distinction in reality, but an important one in terms of the bureaucratic folderol that fuels everything in Washington.
Joe Mannix

Another democrat mission accomplished. I wish dems were really as stupid as some think they are.

Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (F3Dlr)

108 Not The Bee: DC revealed the first image of the next Superman and it's weird. People had thoughts.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6yutsr

The Twatter referencing Goku is great. Gens Y and Z don't give a frick about Superman. Their favorite superhero is Goku.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:21 PM (Faeyn)
______

This superman looks like he's one of the guys Queer Eye is helping rehabilitate and he's trying on boots with the gay Indian guy

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

109 I have no doubt that one of these days Bowman is going to lose his mind and attack someone either on the House floor or in the halls. He doesn't seem that stable, or intelligent

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 01:15 PM (5S+sK)

Was he the one screaming about guns in the Capitol hallway right after Uvalde or was that another elected nutjob?

Posted by: pookysgirl is only paid to track one insane person at a time at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (dtlDP)

110 His sister has a fantastic rack.

She really doesn't. Big =/= fantastic.
Posted by: Archimedes

Disagree. But to each his own.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (9yWhg)

111 "after the Israeli bombing campaign in Gaza began to exact a heavy toll on civilians, and after Israel hit humanitarian convoys delivering aid to the enclave."

1. Define civilian in the Gaza context.
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What does the official uniform of a Hamas soldier look like?
Answer: They refuse to wear one.

Under all laws of war, civilians are legal targets when they willingly hide and aid soldiers not in uniform.
That they refuse to leave the combat zone is their confession they are aiding and hiding enemy soldiers.
Engaging directly themselves in combat.

There are no civilian casualties in Gaza: Only wounded and dead enemy soldiers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (PCjgZ)

112 105 Ah so Pustule paul is now a foreign policy expert. What's interesting to me is he wants everyone here to know he's "smart". I figure you don't loiter around a place and REALLY want people to think you're a braindead empty husk.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (cG4MZ)

=======

He shows up most when he has opportunity to hate Jews. He's been showing up more over the past few months for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

113 90% of the ~~munitions that Israel has used~~ trolls on ~~Gaza~~ AOS are "dumb"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (oUaFT)

114 Not The Bee: DC revealed the first image of the next Superman and it's weird. People had thoughts.

https://tinyurl.com/yc6yutsr
====================
This is Superman as a Hims customer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (PNdCh)

115 there was a thing in the Post (Karol Markowitz?) saying the kids on campuses were the little kids dragged to pussy hat demos and other lefty nonsense marches growing up

they just figure, it's the thing to do now, we're lefties too

I think that is basically it (plus the paid rent-a-mob types)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (s3qiR)

116 Hi, I am Nancy Pelosi
And I am Speaker Mike Johnson
We are both here together
to talk about something that affects ALL americans
No matter which side of the aisle you are on
Climate change
Climate change.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (P9xGM)

117 You are going to have a hard time convincing me that killing 20000 women and kids is the best way to destroy Hamas.
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This

I don't know what the total numbers are, but I'm doubting 20K is going to cut it.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (yqqF2)

118 From the first link (Politico):
The news comes after a dizzying 48 hours of developments in the Israel-Hamas conflict. In response to a rocket attack by Hamas over the weekend that killed Israeli soldiers, Israel on Monday ordered 100,000 civilians in Rafah to evacuate a section of the city and move toward a safe zone on the coast.

One of these things is not like the other. See if you can figure it out. Politico apparently can't.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (CsUN+)

119 She really doesn't. Big =/= fantastic.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (CsUN+)

You are fake news.

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (Faeyn)

120 Legal Insurrection

'protestors' reoccupy U Chicago encampment just cleared by police.

IF no one is locked up for these actions, going to be a long hot violent summer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (b99Kq)

121 111 What does the official uniform of a Hamas soldier look like?
Answer: They refuse to wear one.

Under all laws of war, civilians are legal targets when they willingly hide and aid soldiers not in uniform.
That they refuse to leave the combat zone is their confession they are aiding and hiding enemy soldiers.
Engaging directly themselves in combat.

There are no civilian casualties in Gaza: Only wounded and dead enemy soldiers.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (PCjgZ)

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This reading seems to be in line with the Geneva Convention, which neither Hamas, Palestine, or Israel have signed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

122 That Hunter Biden guy gets it!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:27 PM (yqqF2)

123 I love when some shit huffing garbage person flings out "xyz women and kids" as if i wouldn't press the big red button myself with glee

As if they were scoring some kind of point I'm supposed to Think About.

As if their own degenerate death cult worshiping ass actually gave a flying fuck about the value of life, or the innocence of women and children. Or anyone.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:28 PM (+yhUM)

124 IF no one is locked up for these actions, going to be a long hot violent summer.

yep one of mine had an internship in west Philly and just switched to a (better paid! thank you) different one in Center City to avoid Penn's tent city nonsense

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 01:28 PM (s3qiR)

125 Because the junta agrees.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (oUaFT)
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That's often the answer to such questions. "The will of the Party."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

126 We were angry when Republicans rammed through a bill to fund all these foreign wars, now we're mad that the expense is not being delivered. I'm so confused what my position is supposed to be. I also have it on good authority from warmongering neocon sources that Israel in no way needs us, but that we need them desperately in an existential way.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:28 PM (B0mGw)

127 Hey Paul, be a smahty, and join the nazi party.

https://shorturl.at/zEGR8

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:28 PM (PNdCh)

128 So the IDF isn't using smart bullets that shoot around corners??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (ZdexC)

129 Massacre in Jenin! Massacre in Jenin!
-trolls

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (oUaFT)

130 We were angry when Republicans rammed through a bill to fund all these foreign wars, now we're mad that the expense is not being delivered. I'm so confused what my position is supposed to be....

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Hard to go wrong with accountability and following/enforcing the law .

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (yqqF2)

131 20000 women and kids

Look who swallows Hamas propaganda whole.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (Odg76)

And don't forget the 5 million dogs.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

132 Hi, I am Nancy Pelosi
And I am Speaker Mike Johnson
We are both here together
to talk about something that affects ALL americans
No matter which side of the aisle you are on
Climate change
Climate change.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (P9xGM)

------------

Funding Ukrainian Oligarchs.
Funding Ukrainian Oligarchs.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (3StC9)

133 Another democrat mission accomplished. I wish dems were really as stupid as some think they are.
Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 01:25 PM (F3Dlr)
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The Republicans are the stupid ones. That's the good explanation. The good explanation is that they are stupid but operated in good faith and aren't happy about the papers going unsigned.

The more likely explanation is that they knew or suspected this would happen, but did the failure theater thing anyway so they can get a soundbite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (HnUIn)

134 Making carpet bombing great again.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (50n2b)

135 The standard for OT times was to slaughter everyone and everything in the city.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (P9xGM)

136 This is Superman as a Hims customer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (PNdCh)

Kurt Schlichter said we can't boycott Hims because we're conservative and our dicks actually work. (Hopefully that exempts the 'ettes).

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

137 Juntas gotta junta, ya know.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (gxokI)

138 She really doesn't. Big =/= fantastic.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (CsUN+)

You are fake news.

Since this is such an important issue, let me be clear. I'm not saying they CAN'T be fantastic, I'm just saying that size alone is not enough. Small and shapely beats large and Pelosi-ish every time.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (CsUN+)

139 And don't forget the 5 million dogs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Boy, Kristi Noem's sure been busy lately.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)

140 In the Arab mind, "humiliation" is the worst thing one can do to a man, and about the worst thing a man can suffer.

A humiliated Arab becomes, essentially, a non-person in his village and tribe. It's Cancel Culture on steroids.

Israel becoming a Nation in 1948 was THE HUMILIATION to the Arab Nations. Fortunately, after many years of behind the scenes WORK, Israel had built bridges into such Arab nations that learned the truth: Israel wasn't their enemy, but Iran sure as hell WAS.

And then came Trump, moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem, and the Abraham Accords. Which, oddly enough, didn't even give one tiny shit about "Palestine".

Moar Humiliation. And now, the ONLY remaining answer to END the Palestinian problem, is UTTER, COMPLETE and ETERNAL humiliation to the entire Gazan population.

Rafah must be flattened, and such survivors as remain, scattered to the winds. Gaza must become an Empty Quarter, for generations yet to come.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (e6UQI)

141 "Hard to go wrong with accountability and following/enforcing the law ."

Consistency of application of principle is all I'm asking for.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (B0mGw)

142 So the IDF isn't using smart bullets that shoot around corners??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:29 PM (ZdexC)

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Have you seen their assault rifles with the chainsaw attachment that cuts around corners?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (3StC9)

143 Does Paul worry about the number of civilian casualties in the civil war in the Congo?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

144 Al-Steinerhi will come.

Posted by: Overheard in a Hamas Bunker at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (SYTee)

145 Things aren't going well for Don LeMon. He has a new show on YouTube, but more people are watching video of a fireplace than his livestream.

https://tinyurl.com/4s83tfza

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (woPEM)

146 Hard to go wrong with accountability and following/enforcing the law ."
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Consistency of application of principle is all I'm asking for.
Posted by: Ribbed
-

That's what I said.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (yqqF2)

147 Treating chicken shit war crime atrocities as “crimes” to be dealt with in the courts is yet another legacy of the Clinton & Bush years.

“Unlawful Enemy Combatants”. Have to wear a recognizable uniform, and carry weapons openly.

Can’t use human shields, nor claim an ammunition depot is really a hospital. Etc.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (SdkQO)

148 Jim hast thou a newsletter perchance

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (s3qiR)

149 The Greeks at Troy - kill all the men even male children and sell the rest off as slaves.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (b99Kq)

150 Israel Defense Forces retweeted
COGAT @cogatonline May 3
During the month of April, we saw a great surge in the amount of humanitarian aid going into Gaza, with ongoing international efforts to develop new aid routes into Gaza.

We’ve said it the whole time - There is no limit to the amount of aid that can be facilitated into Gaza, and the month of April proved it.

We stand firm in our commitment to enable the provision of aid to civilians in Gaza while fighting Hamas.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:32 PM (ZdexC)

151 I love when some shit huffing garbage person flings out "xyz women and kids" as if i wouldn't press the big red button myself with glee

You're not going to deprogram people who grew up with Farfour the Copyright Infringement Mouse saying the IDF blew up his homework. Either they get sent somewhere where they can't hurt anyone (I'm thinking North Sentinel Island is beautiful this time of year) or hit the big red button.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:32 PM (2ocoG)

152 Another thing Israel has to do - reverse engineer the JDAM and make significant improvements on it using common household goods.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 01:32 PM (50n2b)

153 Small and shapely beats large and Pelosi-ish every time.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (CsUN+)

Bree Olson v Pandora Peaks

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2024 01:32 PM (ufFY8)

154 "You are going to have a hard time convincing me that killing 20000 women and kids is the best way to destroy Hamas."

I agree. It's not the best way. The best way is to kill at least 10x that amount. Hamas is never gonna be truly defeated so long as it has an endless pipeline of new recruits from kids growing into terrorists and women dumping out the next gen of kids growing into terrorists.

Want to stop Hamas? Take them out at the source. Brutal but necessary. If the women don't like it, they can stop supporting Hamas and breeding the next round of cannibals. Otherwise, fuck you.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

155 So we're ok with government blowing money on foreign wars as long as that's the law? I'm not ok with that.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:32 PM (B0mGw)

156 Consistency of application of principle is all I'm asking for.
Posted by: Ribbed
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That's what I said.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.

Posted by: That guy who always talks about hobgoblins at May 07, 2024 01:33 PM (CsUN+)

157 We stand firm in our commitment to enable the provision of aid to civilians in Gaza while fighting Hamas

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Wait, which side is Israel on?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:33 PM (yqqF2)

158 Biggest mistake Israel has made so far is thinking that by being careful to minimize civilian casualties they could appease the “International Community.” The “International Community “ was always going to turn on them. Always.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 07, 2024 01:33 PM (u73oe)

159 What's important to remember is that despite what you see on college campuses and the support these anti-Jewish groups are receiving from the dem party, it's Trump who is the nazi.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (KbCG3)

160
And he's declining to release the pics.

Posted by: davidt at May 07, 2024 01:23 PM (SYTee)

Those horses have been out of the barn a long time........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

161 Things aren't going well for Don LeMon. He has a new show on YouTube, but more people are watching video of a fireplace than his livestream.

https://tinyurl.com/4s83tfza

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (woPEM)

Did you see this?

Don Lemon as the voice of reason. Special appearance by Taylor Lozenge.

https://tinyurl.com/2s3dkjvb

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (Faeyn)

162 "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds."

Just say principals over principles. It has a glibber ring to it.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (Ectld)

163 I thought a president holding up weapons shipments to an ally in order to improve their domestic political position was impeachable.

Posted by: Harun at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (IuIym)

164 Can't wait for the Jake Tapper lecture about why this is really all my fault

And he will.

Posted by: GOP sux at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)

165 This was funny (go to 32:30).

Your move, China Joe!

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:35 PM (DIJ9E)

166 And don't forget the 5 million dogs.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Boy, Kristi Noem's sure been busy lately.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:30 PM (9yWhg)

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Can you imagine had she secured the CEO of the NRA last year?

The memes would have been epic ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:35 PM (3StC9)

167 Let's be real. Ginned up NPC protestors aside, there isn't a single human being on Earth who'd give a shit if every Palestinian were killed. They're G-d's mistake, and everybody damn well knows that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 01:35 PM (0FoWg)

168 "I thought a president holding up weapons shipments to an ally in order to improve their domestic political position was impeachable."

I don't think I could take any more Republican grandstanding and sound bites before the election.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:35 PM (Ectld)

169 “Unlawful Enemy Combatants”. Have to wear a recognizable uniform, and carry weapons openly.

Can’t use human shields, nor claim an ammunition depot is really a hospital. Etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (SdkQO)
++++
IIRC, under the Geneva Convention (not that it matters in this case, but just as a baseline interpretation of the question), the party that *uses* "human shields" is guilty of the war crime, not the party that kills them to get to the target. If someone sets up shop in a hospital or a school or manufactures weapons in or under civilian houses, *he* is the one who is guilty of the war crime, not the party who has to level that hospital or burn down that neighborhood to vanquish the enemy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:36 PM (HnUIn)

170 They're G-d's mistake, and everybody damn well knows that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 01:35 PM (0FoWg)

"You'll all be martyrs tomorrow morning at 8:30."

"Hooray!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:36 PM (+yhUM)

171 The Arabs in Gaza are like the protestors in the US - useful idiots

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 01:36 PM (b99Kq)

172 84 64 @SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza

Roosevelt's war in Germany
Truman's war in Japan

Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (6OHp6)
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Lincoln's war in The South.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in schools at May 07, 2024 01:37 PM (qfLjt)

173 167 They're G-d's mistake

Honest question: What's with not typing out the complete word "God?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

174 Unlawful Enemy Combatants”. Have to wear a recognizable uniform, and carry weapons openly.

Can’t use human shields, nor claim an ammunition depot is really a hospital. Etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 01:31 PM (SdkQO)
++++
IIRC, under the Geneva Convention (not that it matters in this case, but just as a baseline interpretation of the question), the party that *uses* "human shields" is guilty of the war crime, not the party that kills them to get to the target. If someone sets up shop in a hospital or a school or manufactures weapons in or under civilian houses, *he* is the one who is guilty of the war crime, not the party who has to level that hospital or burn down that neighborhood to vanquish the enemy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

I thought, for the GC to be in effect, BOTH parties must be signatories?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (m6K/j)

175 Operation Nickel Grass, please.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (Ds3Rc)

176 173 167 They're G-d's mistake

Honest question: What's with not typing out the complete word "God?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

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YD is actually an English novelist from the early 19th century?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

177 Chances there will be another domestic ammunition shortage this summer?

Just in time for the 2025 riot season.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (Q4IgG)

Save one box from your stash for something more than holes in paper.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (FCbAQ)

178 I thought, for the GC to be in effect, BOTH parties must be signatories?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (m6K/j)
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Which is why it is not relevant in this case. I acknowledged that. But it is the "gold standard" treaty on this subject, and its definitions are useful for context even if they are not applicable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

179 Then I said to Bibi... My plane leaves here in an hour. If you are not out of Gaza by then, you aren't getting the Jdams!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (P9xGM)

180
https://tinyurl.com/yc6yutsr
====================
This is Superman as a Hims customer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:26 PM (PNdCh)

Everyone looks so disaffected and indifferent in movies now. Especially the women "heroes". It's like if smug eyerolling was a face without the eyerolling or really any expression. Is the word I'm looking for in the case of these women contempt?

I mean, Superman looks like he's putting his uniform back on after a colonoscopy.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:39 PM (cG4MZ)

181 Duh, link for 165 https://youtu.be/OtAO0BijTdo?si=5sAF3ORIyjq5hdAh

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:39 PM (DIJ9E)

182 175 No, no Operation Nickelback!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:39 PM (9yWhg)

183 Can’t see how it matters.

If the MFers won’t “play fair”, why should anyone else?

Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 01:39 PM (SdkQO)

184 88 Mommy Dr. Jill, an unguided bomb just went off in my pants!

Posted by: Cleanup Aisle #4! at May 07, 2024 01:22 PM (
V5BDR)
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misguided bomb?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in schools! at May 07, 2024 01:39 PM (qfLjt)

185 Save one box from your stash for something more than holes in paper.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (FCbAQ)
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One box? lolz.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2024 01:39 PM (oqH4h)

186 Mommy, i just launched a JDAM in my pants!

Posted by: Pres Shitstain at May 07, 2024 01:40 PM (w9Wax)

187 179 Then I said to Bibi... My plane leaves here in an hour. If you are not out of Gaza by then, you aren't getting the Jdams!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (P9xGM)

Why is Blinken shafting Israel?

Posted by: GOP sux at May 07, 2024 01:40 PM (Zzbjj)

188 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

There are religions - specifically Judaism - that don't like to write it because then it can be defaced.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:40 PM (cG4MZ)

189 Where’s Paul with his daily dose of Hamas approved propaganda?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 01:40 PM (Ds3Rc)

190 Honest question: What's with not typing out the complete word "God?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

Same reason as the tetragrammaton. Jews aren't supposed to spell it all the way out. It's gnosticism.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 01:41 PM (0FoWg)

191 Nah, the Sentinelese have done nothing to warrant punishment by Paleos.

Irony: Ship 'em to Madagascar

Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:41 PM (DIJ9E)

192 Gaza must become an Empty Quarter, for generations yet to come.

I dunno. Once you clear it of the genocidal nihilists that control it now, it could be a showcase area for the whole Mediterranean.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 01:41 PM (/y8xj)

193 Where’s Paul with his daily dose of Hamas approved propaganda?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 01:40 PM (Ds3Rc)

Sucking his mommy's cock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 01:41 PM (R4t5M)

194 Honest question: What's with not typing out the complete word "God?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:38 PM (9yWhg)

It's a Jewish thing where they don't spell out God as a show of respect or something.

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:41 PM (Faeyn)

195 Treating chicken shit war crime atrocities as “crimes” to be dealt with in the courts is yet another legacy of the Clinton & Bush years.

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Yep. There's a separation of military and civilian for a reason.

They turned the Pentagon primarily a Federal Law Firm. Arguably a component of the Lawfare bullshit that's destroyed our "justice" system now.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:41 PM (3StC9)

196 TikTok has a new filter that shows what you'd look like as a liberal. It's pretty funny, and of course actual libs are angry that it exists.

https://tinyurl.com/mbd22nby

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:42 PM (2ocoG)

197 If a man picks up a gun, he is an enemy soldier.
If a woman picks up a gun, she is an enemy soldier.
If a child picks up a gun, it is an enemy soldier.

The US military, under the direction and orders of Obama, killed more women and children than any other military in the world.

Obama is a war criminal.
Obama ordered women murdered.
Obama ordered children murdered.

Obama is the war criminal the left accuses Bibi of being.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 01:42 PM (PCjgZ)

198 Question of the Day: Was it hidden from Congress or from Republicans?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:42 PM (cG4MZ)

199 Where’s Paul with his daily dose of Hamas approved propaganda?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

See #81

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

200 Catturd ™ @catturd2 18h
The highly unpopular, pathetic Biden regime is so desperate for a win that they pretended like Biden negotiated a ceasefire today, which was just a Hamas wishlist, without Israel even being at the table - then they got their fake news media propagandists and online propagandists to run out and claim a victory on their laughable fake ceasefire claims. 😂

Catturd ™ @catturd2 2h
Remember yesterday when the unpopular, world laughingstock Biden regime pretended to have a ceasefire agreement because they're serial liars and desperately needed a win?

The Epoch Times @EpochTimes 2h
Israel captures Gazan side of Rafah border crossing

Eioan @dcxlr8 2h Replying to @catturd2
Pepperidge Farm does
https://is.gd/POpm6V
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:43 PM (ZdexC)

201 So biden is doing this on purpose to force Israel to cause more civilian casualties in Gaza thereby forcing them to stop the war?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 01:43 PM (QNSds)

202 Gaza must become an Empty Quarter, for generations yet to come.

I dunno. Once you clear it of the genocidal nihilists that control it now, it could be a showcase area for the whole Mediterranean.

I've got a solution. Disney needs to open a theme park in Gaza. It never gets cold and rain is very rare.

Damn, I'm good.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

203 Dumb bombs can be made smart really easily via JDAMs. This is particularly true when you own the airspace.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 07, 2024 01:11 PM (/UtnQ)

Yeah it's pretty well known tech - we did it in Gulf War I, the Russians are doing it in Ukraine, and probably Ukraine could do it if it had planes to launch them surviving.

But it lets Biden tell the terrorist faction in his cabinet and government that his hands are now clean.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (eoQWY)

204 Same reason as the tetragrammaton. Jews aren't supposed to spell it all the way out. It's gnosticism.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

But the tetragrammaton is the actual name of God. "God" is just an English word. It's not God's actual name.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (9yWhg)

205 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

The View wants Trump "put in the clink" to "make a point."
"Which prison would be best?" Whoopi wonders.
Sunny Hostin says he should go to Rikers Island
Whoopi says they should "reopen" Alcatraz just for Trump, maybe send him to Gitmo, or have him be El Chapo's cellmate.

https://tinyurl.com/4dn7mzux

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC)

206 What do you call 20,000 dead Hamas soldiers dressed as women and children?
A good start.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 01:45 PM (PCjgZ)

207 101 Superman is now Super Meh

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 01:24 PM (b99Kq)
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Yes, you can tell by seeing him put on his uniform when in the past it was done in the blink of an eye.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in hospitals at May 07, 2024 01:46 PM (qfLjt)

208 184 88 Mommy Dr. Jill, an unguided bomb just went off in my pants!
Posted by: Cleanup Aisle #4!
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misguided bomb?
Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in schools!
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A shart-bomb.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:46 PM (ZdexC)

209 @NickFondacaro
The View wants Trump "put in the clink" to "make a point."
"Which prison would be best?" Whoopi wonders.
Sunny Hostin says he should go to Rikers Island
Whoopi says they should "reopen" Alcatraz just for Trump, maybe send him to Gitmo, or have him be El Chapo's cellmate. ...
Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC)
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The View. Ugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

210 I don't give a rats ass about the Palis. Even if Israel were to "genocide" them, it wouldn't care at all. \"Palestine" delenda est.

Posted by: Sen. Cardin's Gay Intern at May 07, 2024 01:47 PM (BhNcT)

211 I heard a reliable rumor the Biden Junta was deliberately released into the world from a Wuhan lab. The Chinese military ran the lab but EcoHealth Alliance and Fauci together funded the experiment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:48 PM (k0mmH)

212 A shart-bomb.
Posted by: andycanuck

Tshart-Bomba

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:48 PM (9yWhg)

213 209 @NickFondacaro
The View wants Trump "put in the clink" to "make a point."
"Which prison would be best?" Whoopi wonders.
Sunny Hostin says he should go to Rikers Island
Whoopi says they should "reopen" Alcatraz just for Trump, maybe send him to Gitmo, or have him be El Chapo's cellmate. ...
Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2024 01:45 PM (NpAcC)
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The View. Ugh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:47 PM (HnUIn)

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They celebrated his mug shot, too. They didn't celebrate it for long. They learned nothing from the event.

Because they are dullard partisans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

214 But the tetragrammaton is the actual name of God. "God" is just an English word. It's not God's actual name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (9yWhg)

Principle still stands. When speaking of someone's weak, false "god" for ugly, dirty inbred sandmaggots, with a small "g," it's like any other word. But when you're talking about the real one, you blank it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 01:49 PM (0FoWg)

215 President Joe Biden has been under pressure from some in his party to set conditions on aid to Israel
________________

Gotta score the wog vote, doncha know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 01:49 PM (YqDXo)

216 Netanyahu's war in Gaza has forced over a million Palestinians to seek safety in Rafah. An invasion of the city would be catastrophic for civilians with no where else to go. We need a ceasefire, the return of hostages, and massive amount of humanitarian aid.

The Democrats are starting to talk about Rafah the way they do about KEEEEEV. Odds of a CIA bio-lab or massive slush fund there? Probably at least 50/50 and rising.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

Every other building in Gaza is probably a UN or Western NGO stealing the wheat and giving the chaff on to Gaza. Probably the arms come from Iran, but I wouldn't bet much on weapons coming in that way too. Given their lack of outrage at the kickoff massacre in Israel they are likely as bad as Hamas fighters from their safe cubicles.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:49 PM (eoQWY)

217 "What do you call 20,000 dead Hamas soldiers dressed as women and children?"

A Night at the Met Gala?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:49 PM (Ectld)

218 One cowboy took out an NVA cargo sampan with his tail hook.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2024 01:17 PM (V5eKu)

Pilots do some crazy shit sometimes. Had a LOACH pilot I flew VRs with on occasion that liked to play chicken with trucks and busses.

Posted by: javems at May 07, 2024 01:49 PM (8I4hW)

219 But the tetragrammaton is the actual name of God. "God" is just an English word. It's not God's actual name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (9yWhg)

NOW, REVEAL UNTO ME, THE NAME OF GOD!!!

I KNOW THEE!!! I KNOW YOUR NAME!!!

Posted by: Warlock at May 07, 2024 01:49 PM (Ds3Rc)

220 The left like civillian deaths; they use it to push their "cause"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

221 That jardiance commercial with the dancing large lady is such an annoying earworm.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (ufFY8)

222 220 The left like civillian deaths; they use it to push their "cause"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

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Reminds me of Thank You For Smoking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (GBKbO)

223 214 Thanks for the explanation, YD.

And I like "dirty inbred sandmaggots."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)

224
They celebrated his mug shot, too. They didn't celebrate it for long. They learned nothing from the event.

Because they are dullard partisans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)

It doesn't bother me anywhere near as much that they have a show as it does they have an audience.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

225 96 TikTok has a new filter that shows what you'd look like as a liberal. It's pretty funny, and of course actual libs are angry that it exists.

https://tinyurl.com/mbd22nby
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:42 PM (2ocoG)
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That's great!

Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (NpAcC)

226 "Which prison would be best?" Whoopi wonders.

Dumbest thing about that is how clever they think they are being.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (/y8xj)

227 And I like "dirty inbred sandmaggots."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)
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Us, too!

Posted by: College students at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (HnUIn)

228 Jamaal Bowman Ed.D. - charter member of Club 85

And is there a maximum IQ you can have and still get an Ed. D.?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (YqDXo)

229 I've got a solution. Disney needs to open a theme park in Gaza. It never gets cold and rain is very rare.

Damn, I'm good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

Mixing the gays that frequent Disney parks with the locals would be interesting indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (eoQWY)

230 "Dumbest thing about that is how clever they think they are being."

They're entertaining fat, post-menopausal, drunkard divorcees.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:52 PM (Ectld)

231 It doesn't bother me anywhere near as much that they have a show as it does they have an audience.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Worse, they get paid oodles of cash for what they do--millions of dollars a year for being idiots.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 01:52 PM (7fElN)

232 Just came through Zurich, lots of Orthodox Jews. Weather sucked, you couldn't even see the mountains. Some turbulence outbound.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 07, 2024 01:52 PM (fcauo)

233 Joe "The Professor" Biden wrestled Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka at Wrestlemania IV.

Posted by: Lex at May 07, 2024 01:52 PM (fMN7A)

234 War should be ugly so we don't grow fond of it.

Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (xT7BI)

235 I've got a solution. Disney needs to open a theme park in Gaza. It never gets cold and rain is very rare.

Damn, I'm good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

I've been saying it since my high school years.

Turn the middle east to glass. Look through the glass and extract the oil. Sell the remaining land to Disney, call it Disneystan and create a vacation paradise for the world to enjoy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

236 "Which prison would be best?" Whoopi wonders.
-

There are some people who disagree with my political views!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (yqqF2)

237 Bowman is the only principal in the US that doesn't know what a fucking fire alarm looks like.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (R4t5M)

238 The View. Ugh.

Red herring, chum, squirrel, also see grits and dead dog and hill people.

Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (F3Dlr)

239 234 War should be ugly so we don't grow fond of it.
Posted by: Darth Randall at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (xT7BI)

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How about, war is ugly and we should never get into it, so let's set up policies to make war as soft as possible while trying to get into it as much as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

240 "Small Diameter Bombs"

When I was a kid we called em 'pearl bombs.' Detonate when thrown at any hard surface. Maybe around 0.3" dia.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (MvF+J)

241 @NickFondacaro
The View wants Trump "put in the clink" to "make a point."
"Which prison would be best?" Whoopi wonders.
Sunny Hostin says he should go to Rikers Island
Whoopi says they should "reopen" Alcatraz just for Trump, maybe send him to Gitmo, or have him be El Chapo's cellmate. ...
____________

DCs. All of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (YqDXo)

242 And I like "dirty inbred sandmaggots."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (9yWhg)

Their latest album is a disappointment.

Posted by: spindrift at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (OguvZ)

243 I've got a solution. Disney needs to open a theme park in Gaza. It never gets cold and rain is very rare.

Damn, I'm good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

Mixing the gays that frequent Disney parks with the locals would be interesting indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM

They would need to make the buildings pretty tall so they could toss the gays off the roof tops.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (QNSds)

244 TikTok has a new filter that shows what you'd look like as a liberal. It's pretty funny, and of course actual libs are angry that it exists.

https://tinyurl.com/mbd22nby
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:42 PM (2ocoG)
++++
This is like the brilliant "DignifAI" that the 4chan trolls developed that puts clothes on and removes tattoos from THOTs.

The THOTs were not amused.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (HnUIn)

245 Mr. Ostrovsky went BOOOM! I myself would have added "idiot douchebag" but he's slightly more tactful.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (8JB5s)

246 Then I said to Bibi... My plane leaves here in an hour. If you are not out of Gaza by then, you aren't getting the Jdams!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

"If we don't get the JDams, your plane won't make it".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (m6K/j)

247 Deadline: Joe Biden Condemns Rise Of Antisemitism, Warns Of People “Already Forgetting” Hamas’ Attack On Israel

https://tinyurl.com/374ysudp

lol fuck joe biden

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (Faeyn)

248 The smoking lounges in Zurich are palatial!

Posted by: LenNeal at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (urnlY)

249 Israel has been using 2000 pound unguided bombs since they went in. They are not worried.abiut that.

Besides how many heavy munitions do you need to do hamas?

They do not have an air force, or armor.

Posted by: N at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (RjBju)

250 War should be ugly so we don't grow fond of it. Now burn that university library to the ground.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (yqqF2)

251 How about, war is ugly and we should never get into it, so let's set up policies to make war as soft as possible while trying to get into it as much as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM (GBKbO)

War never changes.

Posted by: Vault-tec at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (ufFY8)

252 Before America firebombed Tokyo, largely a wooden city, we neglected to drop leaflets warning the civilian population. Over 100,000 innocent civilians died in those two nights. I guess we have to give back the Tokyo Bay unconditional surrender documents. Better restart WW2...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (odmkN)

253 Bowman is the only principal in the US that doesn't know what a fucking fire alarm looks like.

Not his fault. He was out sick the day they covered that in his Ed.D class.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (/y8xj)

254 I've got a solution. Disney needs to open a theme park in Gaza. It never gets cold and rain is very rare.

Damn, I'm good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

Mixing the gays that frequent Disney parks with the locals would be interesting indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM

They would need to make the buildings pretty tall so they could toss the gays off the roof tops.
Posted by: Mister Scott

A new twist on Magic Mountain.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (m6K/j)

255 Ammonium tri-iodide will blow off from practically any contact. Loud AF, and stains things brownish purple forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (0FoWg)

256 I doubt Bowman can spell his own name.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 07, 2024 01:56 PM (bkUtD)

257 Once you clear it of the genocidal nihilists that control it now, it could be a showcase area for the whole Mediterranean.

One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv.

The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:56 PM (2ocoG)

258 Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza has forced over a million Palestinians to seek safety in Rafah. An invasion of the city would be catastrophic for civilians with no where else to go. We need a ceasefire, the return of hostages, and massive amount of humanitarian aid.
-
Raging Buffalo speaks!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 01:16 PM (L/fGl)
____________

Words of wisdom from the squaw "Gray Beaver."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

259 OK, off to my dental appointment. Later, peeps.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:56 PM (9yWhg)

260 255 Played with NI3 a lot back then.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 01:57 PM (MvF+J)

261 The left like civillian deaths; they use it to push their "cause"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 01:50 PM (ynpvh)

Funny, Hamas does that too. What a coincidence.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:57 PM (cG4MZ)

262 True fact: Sand maggots like to use 3 to 4 story buildings for queer tossing. There's a chance the person survives for a bit and in extreme agony before dying.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 01:57 PM (R4t5M)

263 At DeGaulle, if you're flying Air France, they have wall gardens and fountains and such. If you're flying an Eastern Brand you get a concrete pillbox covered in pigeon shit and ringed with razor wire.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (fcauo)

264 262 True fact: Sand maggots like to use 3 to 4 story buildings for queer tossing. There's a chance the person survives for a bit and in extreme agony before dying.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 01:57 PM (R4t5M)

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"Just like in Florida!"
-Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

265 The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.
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And that was literally the Clinton Era plan.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (ZdexC)

266 I don't think I would worry too much about collateral damage in Gaza. No civilians either.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (pohLc)

267 Better restart WW2...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (odmkN)

Can we haz more B-29s?

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (Faeyn)

268 254 I've got a solution. Disney needs to open a theme park in Gaza. It never gets cold and rain is very rare.

Damn, I'm good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (CsUN+)

Mixing the gays that frequent Disney parks with the locals would be interesting indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM

They would need to make the buildings pretty tall so they could toss the gays off the roof tops.
Posted by: Mister Scott

A new twist on Magic Mountain.
Postedby: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (m6K/j)

It's a small jihad after all!

Posted by: Martyr Mouse at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (0fJsj)

269 247 Deadline: Joe Biden Condemns Rise Of Antisemitism, Warns Of People “Already Forgetting” Hamas’ Attack On Israel

https://tinyurl.com/374ysudp

lol fuck joe biden

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:54 PM (Faeyn)

Well hell, I forgot. What were we talking about again? Trumplenasugat. Really.

Posted by: Joey Sniffyfingers at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (ynpvh)

270 How many TV shows does the DNC have? Seriously.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (cG4MZ)

271 Good luck, Bulgaroctonus.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ZdexC)

272 How many TV shows does the DNC have? Seriously.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (cG4MZ)
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All of them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (HnUIn)

273 Fairfax, VA and Church Falls, VA are hotbeds of jihad terror as they have the al-Masjid mosque that hosted a bunch of the 9/11 hijackers and a lot of their board have been convicted of terror aiding issues. They hired Anwar al-Awalaki after 9/11 as a "moderate" imam ....who then fled the US from prostitution charges to Yemen where we droned him as part of AQ of the Peninsula. The Omeish clan of hyperpartisan jihadis including their physician dad and the daughter Abrar the Red Light Runner who voted as a school board member to not recognize 9/11 commemorations at schools.

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (LKMDZ)

274 Ammonium tri-iodide will blow off from practically any contact. Loud AF, and stains things brownish purple forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Like Joe's bunghole.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (m6K/j)

275 252 Before America firebombed Tokyo, largely a wooden city, we neglected to drop leaflets warning the civilian population. Over 100,000 innocent civilians died in those two nights. I guess we have to give back the Tokyo Bay unconditional surrender documents. Better restart WW2...

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 01:55 PM (odmkN)

Problem was getting planes into Tokyo do drop the leaflets first. For some reason the Japs kept trying to shoot them down.

Posted by: Joey Sniffyfingers at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

276 I saw Sarlacc open for the Dirty Inbred Sandmaggots at Red Rocks back in '86. The show was a screamer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (4I/2K)

277 For me, Bowman is one of the worst members of Congress. He is a constant advocate of 'by any means necessary' as we saw when he pulled the fire alarm. He then lied continually about that saying he thought that it was to open the door. Blatant and in your face.

I have no doubt that he justifies in his mind that what Hamas did on Oct. 7th was justifiable and is totally fine with it.

Dangerous, useful idiot.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (oiNtH)

278 160
Those horses have been out of the barn a long time........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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Topless right?

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in hospitals like babies at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (qfLjt)

279 How many TV shows does the DNC have? Seriously.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (cG4MZ)

Depends - is it a TV show if nobody watches it? Because if it isn't, they don't have any.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (eoQWY)

280 ...and leaflets WERE dropped.

https://time.com/4142857/wwii-leaflets-japan/

Posted by: Joey Sniffyfingers at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (ynpvh)

281 The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:56 PM (2ocoG)

Well, praying five times a day (coupled with the caterwauling call to prayer over the loudspeakers), treating women as chattel, prohibiting alcohol, and covering them up entirely conflicts with the fun of a beautiful beach resort.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (ufFY8)

282 It's a small jihad after all!
Posted by: Martyr Mouse

SILENCE! I keel you!
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (m6K/j)

283 The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:56 PM (2ocoG)
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The Arabs had 2000 years to make something of the region, but did ... bupkis.

The Jews had 75 years, and made it into a prosperous First World country.

I call that a "control experiment."

Arabs: "Well, we were just ABOUT to do that when the Jews took over!"

Right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

284 Problem was getting planes into Tokyo do drop the leaflets first. For some reason the Japs kept trying to shoot them down.
Posted by: Joe

Easier if your .enemy doesn't have an air force

Posted by: N at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (RjBju)

285 Withheld? Look at what the ‘government’ ‘withheld from its own citizens in order to maintain power.

Posted by: Artruen at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (l6jBh)

286 They're entertaining fat, post-menopausal, drunkard divorcees.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 07, 2024 01:52 PM (Ectld)

Or as Democrats call it, "The Base"

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 02:01 PM (cG4MZ)

287 The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.
Posted by: Ian S.

Well, praying five times a day (coupled with the caterwauling call to prayer over the loudspeakers), treating women as chattel, prohibiting alcohol, and covering them up entirely conflicts with the fun of a beautiful beach resort.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

If you are going to do all that, might as well just stay in the desert. It's cheaper.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 02:02 PM (m6K/j)

288 Off nasty sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:02 PM (ynpvh)

289 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv.

The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.

They wouldn't even have to build tunnels for the characters to move around the park. They could just pop up anywhere and detonate.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 02:02 PM (CsUN+)

290 Diaper rash no doubt aggravates Joe's dementia rage

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (5Iswh)

291 Dumbest thing about that is how clever they think they are being.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (/y8xj)

It's a script. It's an operation on the Overton Window.

Hey remember when the Left told us it was impossible for the news to be "biased"? Because news is news and reporting is reporting. We fought them on that for decades.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (cG4MZ)

292 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv.

The part where the Pallies could've done that instead of plotting to kill Jews always escapes them though.

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The left is against modernity. The only genuine culture is a stone-age culture.

They celebration Palestine for keeping its genuine culture as opposed to Israel who embraced the emptiness of consumerism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (GBKbO)

293 264 262 True fact: Sand maggots like to use 3 to 4 story buildings for queer tossing. There's a chance the person survives for a bit and in extreme agony before dying.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 01:57 PM (R4t5M)

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"Just like in Florida!"
-Taylor Lorenz

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:58 PM (GBKbO)

It's like dunking witches:
If they fly, they're fairies and are shot down.
If they fall and splat, well, they're not gay anymore.

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

294 Snow White and the 7 Eunuchs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (R4t5M)

295 ----
Topless right?
Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in hospitals like babies at May 07, 2024 02:00 PM (qfLjt)

Yes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 02:04 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Wait.

An airport that lets people smoke tobacco? I shan’t believe it. I shannot.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 02:04 PM (SdkQO)

297 If this were Portal 2, we have reached the Wheatley-Boss segment.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 02:04 PM (D7oie)

298 They wouldn't even have to build tunnels for the characters to move around the park. They could just pop up anywhere and detonate.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 02:02 PM (CsUN+)

New twist on Whack-a-Mole

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 02:05 PM (ufFY8)

299 Old joke about air power. If you see a silver plane over England it's American. If you see a green one it's English. If there are no planes over England, that is the Luftwaffe.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2024 02:05 PM (pohLc)

300 274 Ammonium tri-iodide will blow off from practically any contact. Loud AF, and stains things brownish purple forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Like Joe's bunghole.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 01:59 PM (m6K/j)

Found out about that one. Had folks I know experiment with it, but was very...volatile. The pressure wave from a slammed door across a room could be enough to make it splody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

301 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv.
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Great idea!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

302 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv
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Ah so they are saying the Jews want to profit off of all the death and destruction.

Wonder where they got that "idea" from? Is there some kind of stereotype about Jews I am missing?

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 02:06 PM (cG4MZ)

303 If they fall and splat, well, they're not gay anymore.
Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

Who are you, who is so knowledgeable in the way of science?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 07, 2024 02:07 PM (9mfKN)

304 301 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv.
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Great idea!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

Beirut used to be a beautiful place...then the muzzies took over. Although called the Paris of the Middle East, Paris is trying to become the Beirut of the West...

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

305 274 Ammonium tri-iodide will blow off from practically any contact. Loud AF, and stains things brownish purple forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I was a science lab TA in high school. Used to use some of my spare time in the lab to make this stuff and let it dry on the black lab countertops, then wait on whatever hapless kid would come in and touch it.

Great laughs.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2024 02:07 PM (oqH4h)

306 Trump Trial lead Prosecutor, Matthew Colangelo's wife, Anne Small, sits on the board of the NAACP Legal Defense Fund with Jonathan Soros. They had filed an amicus brief with SCOTUS asking Trump be disqualified from running for office.

Posted by: SM at May 07, 2024 02:08 PM (RHGPo)

307 The Arabs had 2000 years to make something of the region, but did ... bupkis.

The Jews had 75 years, and made it into a prosperous First World country.

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Arabs don't do anything of value for anyone, including themselves. They're so lazy it's almost unbelievable. That's not an overstatement. When I went to Gaza and WB, I looked around in actual disbelief that any society could be that slothful and actually be alive.

It's why even the rich countries there can't do anything with the wealth, except hire Americans and Germans and Chinese people to design and build their trashy, ostentatious cities, which they pack with Turks and Africans to do all the routine labor.

Workshy doesn't begin to describe that culture.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 02:08 PM (0FoWg)

308 305 274 Ammonium tri-iodide will blow off from practically any contact. Loud AF, and stains things brownish purple forever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I was a science lab TA in high school. Used to use some of my spare time in the lab to make this stuff and let it dry on the black lab countertops, then wait on whatever hapless kid would come in and touch it.

Great laughs.

Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2024 02:07 PM (oqH4h)

Any fingers lost?

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

309 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv
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.. but Hamas had made Gaza the tunnel dwellers utopia

Posted by: SM at May 07, 2024 02:10 PM (RHGPo)

310 On youtube - Reuters video clip: "UN Chief Says Attack on Rafah Would be a Catastrophe." comments to the video are turned off, what a surprise. Tells you they know where the majority sits on this. I know it's beyond possible but perhaps Elon can add Youtube to his portfolio.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 07, 2024 02:10 PM (8JB5s)

311 303 If they fall and splat, well, they're not gay anymore.
Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

Who are you, who is so knowledgeable in the way of science?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 07, 2024 02:07 PM (9mfKN)

I learned it from the Arabs. Number of gays in Muslim countries? Supposedly Zero, another Arab invention. (ignore what the Hindus and Babylonians say).
https://www.history.com/news/who-invented-the-zero

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

312 Who are you, who is so knowledgeable in the way of science?

Obviously a witch.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 02:11 PM (CsUN+)

313 Biden blocking any munition to the Ukes ??

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 02:11 PM (V13WU)

314 One of the lefty "conspiracy theories" is that Israel wants to wipe out the Pallies so Gaza in fact can be an upscale showcase resort. Like Tel Aviv
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... hey already have Joe Biden building the marina for the super yachts

Posted by: SM at May 07, 2024 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

315 The Boeing Bombs probably have screws missing or the fins fall off. They've got a bad reputation I hear.
Meanwhile a company, IMCO, is receiving contracts from Israel to take up the slack. IMCO has been in the arms materiel manufacturing business since the '50s; they've got a good track record.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)

316 I learned it from the Arabs. Number of gays in Muslim countries? Supposedly Zero, another Arab invention. (ignore what the Hindus and Babylonians say).
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Chess too!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)

317 Arabs don't do anything of value for anyone, including themselves. They're so lazy it's almost unbelievable. That's not an overstatement. When I went to Gaza and WB, I looked around in actual disbelief that any society could be that slothful and actually be alive.

It's why even the rich countries there can't do anything with the wealth, except hire Americans and Germans and Chinese people to design and build their trashy, ostentatious cities, which they pack with Turks and Africans to do all the routine labor.

Workshy doesn't begin to describe that culture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 02:08 PM (0FoWg)

This is correct. Without TCN's (Third country nationals), nothing would get done. Eat, sleep, and fuck all day long.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 02:12 PM (R4t5M)

318 Good to see that the Senate Republicans are on top of their " harshly worded letter" game. I was getting worried that they had lost their verbal edge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 02:12 PM (5S+sK)

319 One version is a great performance by an iconic old Hollywood actor in a shitty movie with an even shittier cast. The other is a good film with Jeff Bridges dressed like a bum, gargling marbles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I remember those smoking rooms. Didn't even need your own cigs, the smoke was so thick.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2024 02:12 PM (AnUgj)

320 312 Who are you, who is so knowledgeable in the way of science?

Obviously a witch.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 02:11 PM (CsUN+)

I do tend to sink in water...

Posted by: jim (in Kalfornia) at May 07, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

321 More People Watch Video Of Fireplace Than Don Lemon's Live-Stream

Posted by: SMOD at May 07, 2024 02:13 PM (RHGPo)

322 How about, war is ugly and we should never get into it, so let's set up policies to make war as soft as possible while trying to get into it as much as possible.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 01:53 PM
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I like the way you think.

Posted by: Military/Industrial complex at May 07, 2024 02:13 PM (xT7BI)

323
Arabs don't do anything of value for anyone, including themselves. They're so lazy it's almost unbelievable. That's not an overstatement. When I went to Gaza and WB, I looked around in actual disbelief that any society could be that slothful and actually be alive.

It's why even the rich countries there can't do anything with the wealth, except hire Americans and Germans and Chinese people to design and build their trashy, ostentatious cities, which they pack with Turks and Africans to do all the routine labor.

Workshy doesn't begin to describe that culture.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 02:08 PM (0FoWg)

Might be the oil and welfare, much of the region isn't nice enough that it'd be easy to survive like that back in the day. Though older commenters did say their inheritance laws tended to disincentive long term saving and industry.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 07, 2024 02:14 PM (eYoxG)

324 228 Jamaal Bowman Ed.D. - charter member of Club 85

And is there a maximum IQ you can have and still get an Ed. D.?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
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Yes but Jamal is nowhere near it. He's safe.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in hospitals like babies! at May 07, 2024 02:14 PM (qfLjt)

325 New one: ABC

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 02:15 PM (CsUN+)

326 Johnson's also complaining that he can't sleep now, probably ever since the CIA showed him his file.

Oh FFS. You made a pact with the devil and the Dems all applaud you for it. You know who also doesn't sleep at night? Americans trying to keep a roof over their head, utilities going and food on the table. Americans are faced with a historic influx of illegal aliens from all over the world blanketing their communities.

So fuck off Judas - you chose your side and it isn't on the side of law abiding Americans who love their county.

Posted by: Cheri at May 07, 2024 02:15 PM (oiNtH)

327 Might be the oil and welfare, much of the region isn't nice enough that it'd be easy to survive like that back in the day. Though older commenters did say their inheritance laws tended to disincentive long term saving and industry.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 07, 2024 02:14 PM (eYoxG)
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Whenever the oil finally runs dry, they'll be back to living in tents and raiding each other for loot soon enough...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 02:15 PM (7fElN)

328 ace nood strikes out!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 02:15 PM (ZdexC)

329 Might be the oil and welfare, much of the region isn't nice enough that it'd be easy to survive like that back in the day. Though older commenters did say their inheritance laws tended to disincentive long term saving and industry.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 07, 2024 02:14 PM (eYoxG)

The corruption in their gov't and society is mind-blowing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 02:15 PM (R4t5M)

330 229
Mixing the gays that frequent Disney parks with the locals would be interesting indeed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 07, 2024 01:51 PM (eoQWY)
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Too many heads in duffel bags.

Posted by: Ciampino - Hamas are sissies hiding in hospitals like pigs at May 07, 2024 02:16 PM (qfLjt)

331 Horseface Hochul, John Kerry's love child, says black kids in the Bronx don't even know what the word "computer" means.

Sure, she's a racist. But another question I just gotta ask is, can she define what a computer is?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 02:16 PM (sZYxc)

332
Bowman is a PHD.ed, as you can clearly see, morons.

He's the Brain Trust of the Black Congressional Caucus.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2024 02:17 PM (j4U/Z)

333 Lies, injustice, and communism makes gets half-way 'round the world while Truth, Justice, and the American Way is still getting its boots on.

Posted by: mindful webworker - with horn-rim glasses at May 07, 2024 02:18 PM (u9YSn)

334 299 Old joke about air power. If you see a silver plane over England it's American. If you see a green one it's English. If there are no planes over England, that is the Luftwaffe.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2024 02:05 PM (pohLc)

I am reminded of the time the pilot was taxiing out of view of the tower when he called in for a time hack. The tower called back and asked what kind of pilot was he. The pilot was enraged and shot back what difference did it make, the time is the time? Tower replies: it dictates how we respond, sir. For instance, if you are a commercial airline pilot, it is 3 pm. If you are USAF, it’s 1500. If you are USN. It’s six bells, if you are an Army pilot, the big hand points at the 12 and the little hand points at the 3. And if you are a USMC pilot, it’s Thursday afternoon.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 02:19 PM (Ds3Rc)

335 IIRC there are "kits" that use fins and/or wings plus a GPS module that can be fitted to most bombs to make them "smart." Drones are basically this, but smaller/lighter and powered. Israel has both. Probably in quantities sufficient to end this whenever they want.

I think the entire story is horseshit. The US and Israel are using the topic to argue their respective positions on the war. It's a distraction for the task at hand which is killing Hamas fighters and supporters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2024 02:19 PM (Q4IgG)

336 331 Horseface Hochul, John Kerry's love child, says black kids in the Bronx don't even know what the word "computer" means.

Sure, she's a racist. But another question I just gotta ask is, can she define what a computer is?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 02:16 PM (sZYxc)

I saw that on The Real BBC. Horrifyingly bad.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 02:20 PM (Ds3Rc)

337 much of the region isn't nice enough that it'd be easy to survive like that back in the day. Though older commenters did say their inheritance laws tended to disincentive long term saving and industry.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at May 07, 2024 02:14 PM (eYoxG)

That's what I mean. It's astounding that they're even alive. None of them do *anything* except lounge around smoking. The closest thing you'll ever see an Arab do to working, is hanging around the street and trying to intimidate tourists into paying way too much for cheap trinkets. It's the world's armpit, and it's been that way for eternity because that's who they are. It's hard for me to believe they're a branch of the same race as my people. Couldn't possibly be any more different.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 02:20 PM (0FoWg)

338 Holy fuck. I ran out of virgins for these assholes a long time ago.

Posted by: Allah at May 07, 2024 02:25 PM (wBaIH)

339 Arabs don't do anything of value for anyone, including themselves. They're so lazy it's almost unbelievable. That's not an overstatement. When I went to Gaza and WB, I looked around in actual disbelief that any society could be that slothful and actually be alive.
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That's apparent just within Jerusalem. The Jewish part is thriving. But East Jerusalem lives in squalor. Same city. Kinda like inner cities here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 02:28 PM (YqDXo)

340 Horseface Hochul, John Kerry's love child, says black kids in the Bronx don't even know what the word "computer" means.
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But I bet they know what the word "welfare" means. Also "parole."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

341 Bowman is a PHD.ed, as you can clearly see, morons.

He's the Brain Trust of the Black Congressional Caucus.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2024 02:17 PM (j4U/Z)
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Which is like being an admiral in the Swiss Navy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 02:31 PM (YqDXo)

342 "God" is just an English word. It's not God's actual name.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 01:44 PM (9yWhg)

It's actually Harold, but that's been eliminated from the Bible. *stage whisper*....don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Biblical Expert PHD at May 07, 2024 02:48 PM (iODuv)

343 God will sort out the trash.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 07, 2024 03:16 PM (ytSiK)

344 Isn't Aiding and Abetting the Enemy a big time act of Treason?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 07, 2024 04:51 PM (wGqjj)

345 FJB is clueless. Didn't Israel order/pay for 'Boeing bombs' ages ago?

Also: Press Release, DOD, Security Cooperation Agency, Israel – 155mm Artillery Ammunition WASHINGTON, December 29, 2023 - The Secretary of State has approved a possible Foreign Military Sale to the Government of Israel of M107 155mm projectiles and related equipment for an estimated cost of $147.5 million. The Defense Security Cooperation Agency delivered the required certification notifying Congress of this possible sale today.
.. Much more followed; sale had been approved.

But then Bliniken, Sullivan and, somewhere lurking, Torie, making decisions:

Joint Statement on Meeting of the U.S.-Israel Strategic Consultative Group, White House Briefing Room, Statements and Releases, April 1, 2024

"Assistant to the President and National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan together with Secretary of State Antony Blinken convened the Strategic Consultative Group (SCG) with Israeli counterparts today by secure video conference. The Israeli side was chaired by National Security Advisor Tzachi Hanegbi and Minster for Strategic Affairs Ron Dermer. ..."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 07, 2024 05:44 PM (NFX2v)

346 Fine, use Barrel Bombs. They're nice and cheap.

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347 Hi there! This is kind of off topic but I need some
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Posted by: any at May 07, 2024 09:01 PM (UbryF)

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