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This is fine.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (2UnvF) 2
God forgive me for laughing at the image of this wizened old bastard faceplanting on the tarmac.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (XPM1I) 3
hiya
Posted by: JT at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (T4tVD) 4
Why It Matters: Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again.
++++ It's funny every time. Humiliating to our country, of course, but funny. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (HnUIn) 5
Biden confirmed for aids
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 02, 2024 05:07 PM (xcxpd) 6
Going to be a long summer, if he is getting this bad he won't last long
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (fwDg9) 7
The aides are defending their seat in the politburo.
Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (krQz2) 8
"Remember, stick close enough to the big guy to smell his loaded diaper..."
"I can smell it from over here!" "Okay wiseguy, you are on changing duty today" Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (FQmDC) 9
Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge (of these eight people acting as human shields). Whether crap like that works, I don't know.
++++ I'm with you. Probably. But he's the freaking President, even if he just a stuffed suit with no authority. He has literal armies at his disposal. A half-dozen dudes in black suits really shouldn't move the needle. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (MvF+J) Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (MkuC5) 12
How long before we see another bollard vs. candidate event?
Posted by: goatexchange at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (tsQfe) 13
>>Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge
Only when I'm not around! Posted by: Man in bunny suit at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (sv929) 14
I don't care if he can barely walk! FDR was paralyzed. So what?
I CARE that he's destroyIng the country. Posted by: mnw at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (NLIak) Posted by: Terry Goodkind at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (gKWVE) Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (Y6IkP) 17
Yeah, this doesn't project "strong, fearless leader" the way they believe it does...
They need to deck him out in a fancy white jacket with lots of gold braid, ribbons, and medals so that we can tell who is really in charge. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (7fElN) 18
If I read in the fawning press one more time, "his signature aviators" I may actually hurl.
And I drank Everclear and Ouzo back in the olden times so I know what the hell I am talking about. Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:09 PM (WXNFJ) 19
I never thought he'd live this long
Posted by: nckate at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (4bYb7) 20
Losers can't even find two Marines the same height.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (MkuC5) Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (FQmDC) 22
I don't care if he can barely walk! FDR was paralyzed. So what?
I CARE that he's destroyIng the country. Posted by: mnw So, you're saying he's like FDR - amirite? Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (WXNFJ) 23
"Shufflegate". Get it?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (YF3RS) 24
When he falls I hope he takes the group down like a bunch of nine pins.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (XGAXb) 25
They are there to catch him the next time he falls. It's gonna happen and this is an attempt to block anything like that from the public and the cameras.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (QNSds) 26
I never thought he'd live this long Posted by: nckate at May 02, 2024 05:10 PM (4bYb7) == Who do you think the Davos crowd is testing their new life extending drugs on? Posted by: Black JEM at May 02, 2024 05:11 PM (GZYu7) 27
He is a feeble old man who is bad. That’s pretty much it.
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (PCK5/) 28
Does anybody remember the Global Warming song Hide the Decline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1na4adCFiLw They need to resurrect it with new lyrics for Biden. Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (NpAcC) 29
If his aides are drunk all the time, he'll look pretty good.
Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (9O5em) 30
It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:05 PM --- Yeah, that could be what I hate about the Democrats the most: always willing to go to new heights to show how stupid the American people are. Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (krQz2) 31
WITLESS PROTECTION is hilarious.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (LkLld) 32
With aides usually walking between Biden and the press' camera position outside the White House, the visual effect is to draw less attention to the 81-year-old's halting and stiff gait, Axios' Hans Nichols and Alex Thompson report.
++++ Axios set the narrative, and the NYP is lapping it up and acting as a megaphone. I think that is a mistake. I think that this new policy of ringing him with an intervention staff isn't about his gait. Covering up his "halting and still gait" is probably not the point of this. That horse fled the barn ages ago. Yes, it's an election year and more people are paying attention, but he's a shambling old man and has been since his first pseudo-campaign kicked off in 2019. Gait-wise, he's not appreciably worse than he was then. I think this is a misdirection, and it's likely intentional. I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction. They aren't covering up his gait, their steering him and keeping him on course. They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House. That's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (HnUIn) 33
Willowed:
I hope the jury in the hush money case doesn't have this kind of hate for him. Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 04:59 PM (NpAcC) I expect the jury has precisely that kind of hate for him. White, educated, somewhere between upper-middle class and wealthy, and completely fucking retarded because their lives have almost universally been easy. They've never had to make ultra-difficult decisions, and they've never received any ultra-hard pushback because Dr. Spock or some shit. And we're all fucking paying for it. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (/nCD+) Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (/nCD+) 34
Like Caesars of old one trusted praetorian is chosen to walk closely with him and whisper this into his ear:
"monkey butts" Posted by: banana Dream at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (Y6IkP) 35
Gosh, that walk reminds me: hey everyone, let's dance and do the robot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfkgoZbVL98 Posted by: Jimmy Carter at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (tT6L1) 36
It's to keep him from getting lost and wandering off into the bushes as we have seen him do many times.
Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (VGOMa) 37
I'm waiting to compare it to the lost Zapruder film of JFK getting confused in his wheelchair in the wading pool and sucking his own dick by accident.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (9yXr+) 38
The aides are defending their seat in the politburo.
Posted by: Axeman They had best continue clapping like their lives depend on it. Posted by: BifBewalski at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (rsCTs) 39
"Witless protection". LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (XkYcA) 40
I bet the piece of shit can still summon the strength to kick his fucking dog.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (+yhUM) 41
Next up: Due to ongoing threats from Trump supporters, Biden will now be transported to Marine One via an armored golf cart. Pictures of golf cart threaten national security therefore none will be allowed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (2UnvF) 42
Some Biden advisers have told Axios they're concerned that videos of Biden walking and shuffling alone -- especially across the grass -- have highlighted his age.
------------------ "Highlighted" his "age". These people could make a terror attack sound like a party at Hef's place. His AGE is a... HIGHLIGHT. And that's a concern somehow - even though it sounds super duper positive and upbeat!! Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (lX8VI) 43
I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sv929) 44
Taking a nose dive is not if but when.
Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (fwDg9) 45
Here he is today in Charlotte clutching the hand of the mayor on the tarmac: https://tinyurl.com/2cr349mv
Posted by: beckster at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (GbGY3) 46
Why does the adversary keep him there in the first place?
Demoralization Effect? Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:08 PM (MkuC5) ++++ The Party is not omnipotent. Biden was always a compromise candidate and nobody was happy about it. They're even less happy about it now. They're stuck with him and don't have room to maneuver. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (HnUIn) 47
Biden is now being actively hidden from the press after previous attempts to obscure his C3PO shuffle with ‘walking aides’ failed. Reporters note that they were not allowed to even set up cameras before Biden had already boarded Marine One today. Report:
https://bit.ly/4dhuxmV Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (P5BPp) 48
When Biden falls down again, will it be worst than Hilary falling like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: dantesed at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (Oy/m2) 49
"Surrounding him with subordinates is also meant to subliminally communicate that he's a big important guy who's totally in charge (of these eight people acting as human shields). Whether crap like that works, I don't know."
In the case of the President, he walks alone to signal that NOBODY is his peer. Other heads of state get to walk with him when together, because they're both heads of state, but otherwise, protocol demands that he walk alone. This is a huge and significant breach of protocol. Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (/nCD+) 50
I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction. They aren't covering up his gait, their steering him and keeping him on course. They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House. That's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (HnUIn) And it gives him someone to shake hands with besides ghosts. Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (1ey23) 51
Willowed:
409 I keep trying to find a decent steakhouse here in S Texas. Nada so far. Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2024 04:43 PM (YF3RS) * * * * Barn Door in San Antonio. Great grub! Ask for the real butter for the homemade rolls. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (U3L4U) Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (U3L4U) 52
Just once I’d like to read an Axios piece where all the paragraphs start with:
Why am I getting punched…… Why has my ass been kicked… Who is curb stomping me ….. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (JTwsP) 53
Those aren't human shields- they're pallbearers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (di6C2) 54
That's my bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (HnUIn) Yeah, I'm on your side of that book. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (+yhUM) 55
And we're all fucking paying for it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:05 PM (/nCD+) Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 02, 2024 05:12 PM (/nCD+) ******* Yes we are. Scary and depressing. Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (NpAcC) 56
52 Just once I’d like to read an Axios piece where all the paragraphs start with:
Why am I getting punched…… Why has my ass been kicked… Who is curb stomping me ….. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (JTwsP) 'My head feels fun- *thunk*' Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (di6C2) 57
>>Next up: Due to ongoing threats from Trump supporters, Biden will now be transported to Marine One via an armored golf cart. Pictures of golf cart threaten national security therefore none will be allowed.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM An exact replica of the Popemobile, because Joe's such a devout Catholic. Like Pelosi. Posted by: huerfano at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (VGOMa) 58
I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen Bette Midler opened for everybody in those bathhouses. Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (WXNFJ) 59
Witless protection...perfect.
Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (oiNtH) 60
When Biden falls down again, will it be worst than Hilary falling like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: dantesed at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (Oy/m2) --------------- We'd need a video mashup with judges holding up cards grading their respective face plants. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:15 PM (tT6L1) 61
That's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) why not both? Also, in case he falls. The Dems are one stumble from having that repulsive hyena at the top of the ticket. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (sv929) 62
Just once I’d like to read an Axios piece where all the paragraphs start with:
Why am I getting punched…… Why has my ass been kicked… Who is curb stomping me ….. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (JTwsP) ++++ Oh, man. Yes. Ace, if you're on the thread, this could be a great comedy column. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (HnUIn) 63
I think it would be very Pythonesque if when the next time Biden takes a header all of the aides took the same fall
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (JfVRc) 64
You can tell he is very afraid of falling when he walks. He looks straight down at the ground right in front of him as he walks and never looks up. His stiff armed gait is a telling sign of serious balance issues and the fact that he is afraid of falling while he walks.
He is gonna fall and they are trying something to mitigate the public seeing that. One more trip and fall like he did at the commencement address and it's over for oatmeal brain. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (QNSds) 65
Nobody would really give a fuck if he just went around in a wheelchair.
Except he'd probably still go rogue and high center on an eight year old or something. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (+yhUM) 66
Biden bollard moment. Will he be overcome by 70 degree heat?
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (FQmDC) 67
48 When Biden falls down again, will it be worst than Hilary falling like a sack of potatoes?
Posted by: dantesed at With all these people around him, will it turn into dominoes? Posted by: Piper at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (ZdaMQ) 68
why not both? Also, in case he falls. The Dems are one stumble from having that repulsive hyena at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (sv929) ++++ Yeah, but I think that's secondary. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (HnUIn) Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (+98Vn) Posted by: Mister Ghost at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (TGPs7) 71
“Phalanx of AIDS” That perfectly describes the dems.
Posted by: Allen at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (lFLgt) 72
Due to ongoing threats from Trump supporters, Biden will now be transported to Marine One via an armored golf cart.
--- Hoveround One. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (woPEM) 73
I think that is a mistake. I think that this new policy of ringing him with an intervention staff isn't about his gait. Covering up his "halting and still gait" is probably not the point of this. That horse fled the barn ages ago. Yes, it's an election year and more people are paying attention, but he's a shambling old man and has been since his first pseudo-campaign kicked off in 2019. Gait-wise, he's not appreciably worse than he was then. I think this is a misdirection, and it's likely intentional.
I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction. They aren't covering up his gait, their steering him and keeping him on course. They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House. That's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix Both reasons are quite likely. Unfortunately I have become well acquainted with dementia due to a parent suffering from vascular and Alzheimers (predominately vascular) dementia for the last five years and Joey is getting closer and closer to be required to have 24/7 supervision. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (peJ7P) 74
Will you meanies stop making fun of his stutter?
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6Wgg) 75
"Why does the adversary keep him there in the first place?"
From the adversary's standpoint, how is he failing? He's implemented their destructive policies, and successfully harassed his opponents with lawfare, graft, and lies. They love him in that sinecure. Posted by: gp Rented A Tent at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (MvF+J) 76
Nobody would really give a fuck if he just went around in a wheelchair.
Except he'd probably still go rogue and high center on an eight year old or something. Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (+yhUM) ******* The MSM would glowingly compare him to FDR. Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (NpAcC) 77
My opinion of Stalin is that he was possibly the World History Biggest Murdering Piece Of Shit, but he did not lack physical courage. Guy killed people face to face. Lenin was a hide-under-the-bed coward.
Stalin would do it. Right up until his shit-streaked demise he was up to it. I give him that. I respect that. I find Biden and anyone supporting him physically cowardly. Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (9yXr+) 78
Hoveround One.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (woPEM) 'We thought it would be fun to get taken to and from places in the Ghostmobile!' (It was a hearse.) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (di6C2) 79
Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (x1SVA) 80
I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sv929) ------- I saw them open for Leonidas & His 300 Spartans at Thermopylae in 480 BC. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at May 02, 2024 05:19 PM (Be/+i) 81
Will you meanies stop making fun of his stutter?
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (Y6Wgg) --- Step? Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:19 PM (krQz2) 82
>>>Why It Matters: Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again
I expect the staffers will bunch closer and closer around Joe as time goes on. To be there to hopefully prop him up if he does trip or have a senior moment loss of balance. Or to at least try to catch him on the way down, to avoid the broken hip event. The Junta members pray to Satan every night that Joe will not have to be ferried around in a golf cart before November. Or assisted up and down stairways on Marine One and AF One. Posted by: Gref at May 02, 2024 05:19 PM (5fDan) 83
Trump just left the NY firehouse and delivered pizza to them.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (NpAcC) 84
Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (x1SVA) --- Because Joe is so American Last. Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (krQz2) 85
LOL. Sid never fails to bring the humor.
Mocking the President is something that Americans used to take for granted and engage in with great boisterousness. You know, before it became a panopticon run by a ruthless bunch of unfettered totalitarians. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (HnUIn) 86
>>It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.
This is about me isn't it? -- The Pet Rock Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (XV/Pl) 87
We are weeks away from him being attached by a child safety leash to one of those aides.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (2ErpS) 88
Biden confirmed for aids
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Hunter or Joe? Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:17 PM (+98Vn) ===== Joe got it from Jill who got it from Hunter, is my guess. Posted by: Jordan61 at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (DRSnL) 89
They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.
That's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix That made me laugh out loud. I think it was recently that he was speaking to a group of Veterans and he was facing the wrong way and Jill came up and had to turn him around. Comedy gold. Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (oiNtH) 90
They built an entire elevator so FDR didn’t have to get out of the car. Even the phoniness is half assed for Biden.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (JTwsP) 91
This is a huge and significant breach of protocol.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider Glad to see you around from all the crap you have went through in the last couple of months. Prayers for continuing to beat the bastards and for your mom to heal from cancer. Bad time to have it with shortages of chemo drugs now in FJB's world. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (peJ7P) 92
79 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid at May 02, 2024 05:18 PM (x1SVA) ----+ Tell me you've never been to America without telling me you've never been to America. Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 05:20 PM (1ey23) 93
I think that this new policy of ringing him with an intervention staff isn't about his gait...I suspect that the *real* reason for this is that he can no longer be counted on to not wander off in the wrong direction..
Possibly, too, to keep him from engaging with the media when they're around and shouting questions. That moron (like many politicians...especially Leftists coddled by the media) think "if only I could talk to the press, and flash them my smile, they and the people would love me!" Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (ycI94) 94
They can't have him wandering the wrong direction on an airfield, or getting lost in the bushes around the White House.
That's my bet. Posted by: Joe Mannix Right. Which is why they keep turning it back to his "age" even in the articles that are supposed to be these grand honest confessions. Because everyone knows it's just Two Old Guys running for president. Not a normal energetic person and a pile of insentient mush. Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (lX8VI) 95
Odd. Sid thinks Puddin is the president.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (woPEM) 96
His feet just have a stutter
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (/7KEl) 97
Biden is not my president.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (JTwsP) 98
I'm seeing insulting memes from Russians comparing Biden to Putin.
Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (9yXr+) 99
Because Joe is so American Last.
Posted by: Axeman ----------- And ironically the Troll is right behind America Last Joe -and kissing his ass. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (peJ7P) 100
Can you buy Joe Biden Signature Aviator glasses?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl) 101
It’s a good thing nobody ever mocked Trunp right Sid? Poor guy. As a male prostitute, he has so much cum in his stomach it must be hell making a decent shit. Kinda feel sorry for the bastard.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (Y6Wgg) 102
Fire up the presidential Rascal!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (2UnvF) 103
Elder abuse is only something when someone with an (R) behind their name does something that only remotely involves an elder, and abuse. Exactly as it should be. Also; diversity is our strength. Except Jews. Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (RKVpM) 104
Fire up the presidential Rascal!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (2UnvF) --- Rascal One Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (krQz2) 105
Get a load of my phallus of AIDS! Posted by: Bug-Hunter Biden at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (dtlw7) 106
Sid has never watched SNL I take it. 🤣
Man those Ukistani troll farms need to up their game. This is just sad. Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (Y6Wgg) 107
The truth (that Biden is feeble and dying) is always accompanied by a bodyguard of lies (his White House protectors and puppeteers).
-------------- Literally decomposing before our very eyes ... Bongino (a former Secret Service Agent) says this is unprecedented in modern history (maybe with the exception of FDR for obvious reasons). The Clear Rule has always been NOBODY gets close to or around the POTUS in public (with the exception of The First Lady) -- between him and the cameras -- allowing him to be the focus of media attention. Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (zLwlF) 108
I'm seeing insulting memes from Russians comparing Biden to Putin.
Posted by: LenNeal That is insulting. Putin is nowhere near as bad as Biden. Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (+98Vn) 109
Mocking Joe, Sid, really?
Heck, we make fun of PDT with Biggest, Best, Yuuuge gold plated..... Get a grip. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:23 PM (tT6L1) 110
The Junta members pray to Satan
Posted by: Gref ----- Rather stupid as Stan always breaks his tools--it is his nature. Betrayal and lying to his minions is a constant that one can rely upon. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (peJ7P) 111
Ghoul from fallout is more credibly alive than Joe Biden
Posted by: Roberto at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (rdhk2) 112
In that last video he doesn't appear to be shuffling. But he definitely appears to be *concentrating* on walking.
Posted by: Zed at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (wzAuc) 113
>Going to be a long summer, if he is getting this bad he won't last long
Posted by: Skip Nah, he'll be like Jimmy Carter, clinging to life for years I see Nancy Pelosi going 125, maybe 130 years Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:24 PM (/7KEl) 114
Elder abuse is only something when someone with an (R) behind their name does something that only remotely involves an elder, and abuse.
-------- I've always been up for Eldar abuse. Posted by: Sauron at May 02, 2024 05:25 PM (Be/+i) 115
Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid He's earned it since 1973. Unfortunately, we've paid for it. Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:25 PM (oiNtH) 116
They may just opt to get rid of him in '25, if Doktor Jill won't retire his old ass. He's already, somehow, against all odds, MORE radioactive than Kamala Harris. But right now, a lot of people who otherwise dislike him still pity his feeble senescence. That will evaporate after he benefits from another rigged election. He'll be the most hated old bag of shit in history next year. Zero benefit to keeping him staggering through the motions of the Presidency after they launch him across the finish line with a trebuchet full of ginned up ballots.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 05:25 PM (cYMgu) 117
101 It’s a good thing nobody ever mocked Trunp right Sid? Poor guy. As a male prostitute, he has so much cum in his stomach it must be hell making a decent shit. Kinda feel sorry for the bastard.
Posted by: Montec at May 02, 2024 05:22 PM (Y6Wgg) Montec, you got the insults for Trump and the ones for the Secretary of Transportation/Obama mixed up. You are supposed to mock his (Trump's) self importance, his way of speaking and ask if he uses Cheetos as rub on sun tan. Perhaps his attraction for his daughter. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (di6C2) 118
"On The Road to Shamble-On"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (8zz6B) 119
He's starting to salute the lawn guys and cleaning ladies. How the gonna hide that.
Posted by: Hee-Haw Salutes Broken Arrow, OKlahoma.... at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR) 120
You'll never walk alone ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (YqDXo) 121
YD, no idea how you're able to put so much poetry in your pithy takes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1) 122
Odd. Surrounding Joey Showers with much younger staffers who walk like human beings only highlights his stumbling bumbling shuffling. That’s what I got from the video. I think next week they’ll have him escorted by staffers in crutches and walkers.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (v/Q+B) 123
Just remember, Sid is the smart one. Compared to Kurt and Paul, that is. Not compared to a sack of manure.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (1bNHn) 124
He's starting to salute the lawn guys and cleaning ladies. How the gonna hide that.
Posted by: Hee-Haw Salutes Broken Arrow, OKlahoma.... at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR) ______________ They told him to salute his betters? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (YqDXo) 125
Does anybody remember the Global Warming song Hide the Decline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1na4adCFiLw As I recall, the chorus originally went: Climategate I think you have sealed your fate I hope you do a lot of time Cuz what you did was such a crime But it got changed because apparently someone thought that was a little too close to actionable. Still a good little ditty though. Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (sNc8Y) 126
I saw Phalanx of Aids open for Bette Midler....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:13 PM (sv929) ------- I saw them open for Leonidas & His 300 Spartans at Thermopylae in 480 BC. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea' I think I might have seen the opening act, some guy named Yanni P, fresh out of Egypt playing the Acropolis. But honestly I was high AF and it might have been some other musical Homo. Posted by: LenNeal at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (9yXr+) 127
123 Just remember, Sid is the smart one. Compared to Kurt and Paul, that is. Not compared to a sack of manure.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (1bNHn) Well, he is the parody. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (di6C2) 128
Look, assholes! The State Department said we can get a two-for-one funeral if Joe and Jimmy Carter go at the same time. You should be thanking Joe for saving you money!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (2ErpS) 129
We haven't heard much about Hunter's daughter from the stripper lately have we?
Just imagine if her Grandpa was PDJT. Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (WXNFJ) 130
112 In that last video he doesn't appear to be shuffling. But he definitely appears to be *concentrating* on walking.
Posted by: Zed ------ That concentration doesn't last long with that level of dementia. One of the reasons my mom's memory care requires that residents eat together is that quite literally people with dementia can forget to eat. Seeing others do so allows mimicry to kick in. I think Joey's handlers are approaching diminishing returns from drugging him up as it is speeding up his deterioration mentally. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (peJ7P) 131
avenge... me . . .
Posted by: Sid's hamster at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (gKWVE) 132
And all White to blend.
Probably also needed to distract from the loads of other Bidens who always accompany the old husk. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (NFX2v) 133
That is the funniest sid-ism I've ever read!
The 'sid' must be an act at the comedy club! Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (XGAXb) 134
124 He's starting to salute the lawn guys and cleaning ladies. How the gonna hide that.
Posted by: Hee-Haw Salutes Broken Arrow, OKlahoma.... at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (V5BDR) ______________ They told him to salute his betters? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (YqDXo) For the Democrats, the common man is KING! Posted by: Just Lily at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (1ey23) 135
You are supposed to mock his (Trump's) self importance, his way of speaking and ask if he uses Cheetos as rub on sun tan. Perhaps his attraction for his daughter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (di6C2) _____________ Has he showered with her? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (YqDXo) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (tT6L1) 137
129 We haven't heard much about Hunter's daughter from the stripper lately have we?
Just imagine if her Grandpa was PDJT. Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (WXNFJ) The last Ukraine aid payoff probably bought her mother a Lamborghini. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (di6C2) 138
Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid Better to call for his assassination right? And also not surprising you are ignorant of American history. Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (MNhXM) 139
I'm surprised it took them this long to think of a solution.
Posted by: pookysgirl wonders when the gait belt will be used at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (dtlDP) 140
123 Just remember, Sid is the smart one. Compared to Kurt and Paul, that is. Not compared to a sack of manure.
Posted by: Eeyore ----------- You left out Gaiymondo. It seemed in especially demented mode earlier and was barely comprehensible. Guess the meds are failing. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (peJ7P) 141
"On The Road to Shamble-On"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:26 PM (8zz6B) --- I've got to Shamble on And now's the time, the time is now To say things wrong Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (krQz2) Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (v3pYe) 143
131 *muffled as if from inside an anus and wrapped in tinfoil*
avenge... me . . . Posted by: Sid's hamster at May 02, 2024 05:28 PM (gKWVE) FIFY. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (di6C2) 144
All is proceeding as we have foreseen.
* cackle * * copro ejection sequence initiates in 3 ... 2 ... 1 * Posted by: Big Penguin at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (a3Q+t) 145
they launch him across the finish line with a trebuchet full of ginned up ballots. Unfortunately 'Trebuchet of Ginned up Ballots' never appeared at the Philly Spectrum until Obama was elected. But, if they had, 17,777 would have been in attendance. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (RKVpM) 146
And also not surprising you are ignorant of American history.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (MNhXM) --- Ah, he's got nothing better than to bring that weak Alinsky shit in here. Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:30 PM (krQz2) 147
Salute the latrines!
Posted by: Joe "Ortho-Bozo Shoes" Biden at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (2ErpS) 148
Well, he is the parody. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (di6C2) It can't just be you and me Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI) 149
"America First has always been about celebrating bad presidents" -- Sid
Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (krQz2) 150
We haven't heard much about Hunter's daughter from the stripper lately have we?
_______________ We haven't heard squat about Kamala Sutra's stepdaughter with Jack Emhoff, you know, the one who looked like she needed to bathe? They tried to push her off on us as an upcoming supermodel. As if. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (YqDXo) 151
You left out Gaiymondo. It seemed in especially demented mode earlier and was barely comprehensible. Guess the meds are failing.
Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 05:29 PM (peJ7P) Rainman is the one who usually goes for the veiled (and not so veiled) threats first. I have 'Your bones will pave the way to the future' left uncovered on my bingo card and the little fucker won't say it. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (di6C2) 152
The Party is not omnipotent...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 02, 2024 05:14 PM (HnUIn) So, not five, after all? Posted by: Winston Smith at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (MkuC5) 153
It can't just be you and me
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:31 PM (lX8VI) I try as hard as I can. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:32 PM (di6C2) 154
Cheato just called Chris Christie a fat pig at his "rally". The crowd roared. Maybe tomorrow would be a good day for Chris to endorse Joe? C'mon, Chris, you know you want to.
Empathy is for the liberals etc. Cruelty is the point and they(repubs) have become less and less shy about saying just that! I was born and reared in rural South Mississippi in 1944, when Mississippi was about 1/2 inch removed from slavery. Left at age 18, never looked back. I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology. Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims. Dying of Whiteness: How the Politics of Racial Resentment Is Killing America's Heartland - Jonathan Metzl White Rural Rage: The Threat to American Democracy - Tom Schaller and Paul Waldman Wow. Can you imagine if Biden swore? NYT would do at least 50 front page stories. Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (ycI94) 155
Empathy? que?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (di6C2) 156
68 why not both? Also, in case he falls. The Dems are one stumble from having that repulsive hyena at the top of the ticket.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 02, 2024 05:16 PM (sv929) ++++ Yeah, but I think that's secondary. apropos of nothing, "secondary hyena" would be a good name for a band. Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (v3pYe) 157
What the ever loving ****? I am still getting suggested vids on YooToob for senior snap in front bras.
ps. - I already know what to work them. (Thanks Bev!!) Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (WXNFJ) 158
But I have a good personality. Wait--no I don't.
Posted by: Ella Emhoff at May 02, 2024 05:34 PM (woPEM) 159
154 I was born and reared in rural South Mississippi in 1944, when Mississippi was about 1/2 inch removed from slavery. Left at age 18, never looked back. I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology.
piker. i have degrees in both whitetrashology and whitetrashonomy. Posted by: dr. zoidberg at May 02, 2024 05:34 PM (v3pYe) 160
According to The Atlantic, President Angry Crankster and his hospice caregiver Edu Jill, are not the problem. Nope. DJT getting bored and drifting off in court - that’s a world shattering event.
Posted by: 13times at May 02, 2024 05:34 PM (dkG8Z) 161
I assume if you have ever watched To Catch a Predator you have seen Sid in person.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (MNhXM) 162
I was born and reared in rural South Mississippi in 1944, when Mississippi was about 1/2 inch removed from slavery. Left at age 18, never looked back. I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology.
Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims. --- Wow. So much nuance the World can't hold it all. Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (krQz2) 163
I appreciate the AOS liason to DU Underground, but I can't even bear to read it anymore they're so witless and rabid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (XkYcA) 164
The fool force of a Chris Christie endorsement of Biden would guarantee his re-election. Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM (RKVpM) 165
It probably does work. Because people are f*cking stupid.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:05 PM ---- Wisdom for the ages, Ace. Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM (FCbAQ) 166
In Smart Military Blog news, the United States Navy has deleted, for some reason, the tweet with the photo of CO of the U.S.S. John McCain "shooting" a M4 with the scope mounted backwards, and several other observable technical issues, which garnered significant derision.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM (a3Q+t) 167
whitetrash=nikulturni
Posted by: Kindltot at May 02, 2024 05:37 PM (D7oie) 168
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:33 PM (WXNFJ
Be glad you're not getting "I was an abrosexual,(??) but it took until I was thirty to find that out." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (XkYcA) 169
They will start carrying him on a sedan chair soon.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q) 170
PDT called Crispy Creme a fat pig?
I'm already voting PDT. I don't really need another reason to cast a ballot for Trump. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (tT6L1) 171
115 Mocking your president is so America first!
Posted by: Sid He's earned it since 1973. Unfortunately, we've paid for it. Posted by: Cheri I read that in an "R. Lee Ermey yelling at Pyle about his jelly donut" voice. Posted by: Movie Moron at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (ycI94) 172
Aim small, hit small.
Posted by: Adm Vinnie Boom Botz at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (woPEM) 173
Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
------------------ This is the edgiest take about Trump supporters I have ever seen. Wait, are you telling me that Trump supporters are...... RACISTS??? 🤯🤯🤯 Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (MNhXM) 175
Be glad you're not getting "I was an abrosexual,(??) but it took until I was thirty to find that out."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (XkYcA) ---------- Until you were thirty to find out? You're saying you only found out last year? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1) 176
They will start carrying him on a sedan chair soon.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q) Came in in a coup(e), goes out in a sedan. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (8zz6B) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (Egbnq) 178
I appreciate the AOS liason to DU Underground, but I can't even bear to read it anymore they're so witless and rabid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:35 PM (XkYcA) Anymore???? I've been losing IQ points since the first one and I didn't have a lot to start with Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (lX8VI) 179
Be glad you're not getting "I was an abrosexual,(??) but it took until I was thirty to find that out."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (XkYcA) ---------- Until you were thirty to find out? You're saying you only found out last year? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM No, it's a warning about what she might discover in the next year or two. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (a3Q+t) 180
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:27 PM (tT6L1)
TY, that was very kind Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (0l8OY) 181
They will start carrying him on a sedan chair soon.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 05:38 PM (cOq4q) ________________ He'll be carried by six before long. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (YqDXo) 182
163 I appreciate the AOS liason to DU Underground, but I can't even bear to read it anymore they're so witless and rabid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I understand. Sometimes it infuriates, sometimes it depresses, and sometimes it makes one laugh out loud. I also post as Ackbar, so you click those links, too...often with similar results! Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (ycI94) 183
This is the edgiest take about Trump supporters I have ever seen.
Wait, are you telling me that Trump supporters are...... RACISTS??? 🤯🤯🤯 Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (lX8VI) I wonder if they get a certain frission from typing out the N word- even with asterisks? (and you know they counted out the asterisks in their head.) What a fucking world. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (di6C2) 184
In Smart Military Blog news, the United States Navy has deleted, for some reason, the tweet with the photo of CO of the U.S.S. John McCain "shooting" a M4 with the scope mounted backwards, and several other observable technical issues, which garnered significant derision.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:36 PM I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds) 185
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)
LOL. Thanks. I still having figured out what an abrosexual is (Abrogating sex?) and don't really want to know but the woman advertising it had multi colored hair, chunky eyeglasses and, I believe, nose rings, so I would prefer not to know. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (XkYcA) 186
Came in in a coup(e), goes out in a sedan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 05:40 PM (8zz6B) *golfclap* Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (di6C2) 187
In order to defend the falsehood of the 2020 Biden win, Democrats should take a hands off approach in 2024 so they can come back in 2024. But, butt, they will NOT be able to help themselves.
Ha ha, Nelson Posted by: Marooned at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (kt8QE) 188
174 The DU comments always confirm the 10 mental defects common in all Leftists.
Posted by: polynikes Only 10? Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (ycI94) 189
Name field correct because quotations break things
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- Ladies, this is what we find attractive. Women - No, you men are wrong. at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (Egbnq) Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:43 PM (RKVpM) 191
LOL. Thanks. I still having figured out what an abrosexual is (Abrogating sex?) and don't really want to know but the woman advertising it had multi colored hair, chunky eyeglasses and, I believe, nose rings, so I would prefer not to know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:42 PM (XkYcA) --------------- It's a made up word trying to excuse the fact she's so ugly inside and out no man, or woman, cares to give her a second glance. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:43 PM (tT6L1) 192
The chefs kiss part was the John McCain
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- Ladies, this is what we find attractive. Women - No, you men are wrong. at May 02, 2024 05:43 PM (Egbnq) 193
Trump supporters are white trash. They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
------------------ On a serious tip, I could have so much fucking fun riling this guy until his veins popped out of his face and he raced to delete all the shit he had responded to me with. A few of you know I'm telling the truth. I would start with "What about the black ones?", then springboard off whatever direction he went straight into Funsville. Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:44 PM (lX8VI) 194
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (ycI94)
But the fat women (in some sense of the word women) with weird outfits don't advertise their bizarre political opinions as well, but thanks for your hard work on being a liason. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 02, 2024 05:44 PM (XkYcA) 195
When my grandpappy was old and dying, anywhere he'd go, my dad and all my uncles would rush to him, to make sure he got from point A to point B without any trouble.
I think a big part of it was a competition for them, to demonstrate to the old man who the most sincere son/son in law was. Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 05:44 PM (dGCAG) 196
"I know white trash when I see it. In fact, I have a PhD in Whitetrashology"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 05:45 PM (MkuC5) 197
I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds) Had to be done. Fucker was Bogarting the strawberries. Posted by: Gunners Mates at May 02, 2024 05:45 PM (8zz6B) 198
I also post as Ackbar
The absolute 'gold standard' of 'must click' links on AoS. Posted by: Karen CheChe Ackbar's like a big box of chocolates...you never know what you're going to get next. But it will probably suck and be weird. Posted by: Forrest Chump at May 02, 2024 05:45 PM (ycI94) 199
wandering the wrong direction on an airfield,
Losing a fight with a vending machine in the back of some Quonset hut. Posted by: DaveA at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (PMJuY) 200
When Joe does trip and fall, will staffers also fling themselves to the ground?
Will one fake a broken ankle to show how Strong and Virile old Joey is? "See? That small divot would have completely injured any other pyrsyn! But not Ox Ankles Biden!" Posted by: reason at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (s3On1) 201
Walk on through the wind Walk on through the storm And he'll ... never ... poop ... alone He'll never poop alone! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (xG4kz) 202
How do we know the photo of the scope backwards wasn't part of the crossing the equator for the first time hazing ritual?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1) 203
I wonder if they get a certain frission from typing out the N word- even with asterisks? (and you know they counted out the asterisks in their head.)
What a fucking world. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (di6C2) You and I have a lot in common apparently but OTOH it was rather glaring that he "spelled out" the word. Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI) 204
Losing a fight with a vending machine in the back of some Quonset hut. Posted by: DaveA Ge's no Hanson Brother, that's for sure! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 02, 2024 05:47 PM (xG4kz) 205
How do we know the photo of the scope backwards wasn't part of the crossing the equator for the first time hazing ritual?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (tT6L1) _______________ They should've put ink on the scope eyepiece. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:47 PM (YqDXo) 206
The party of Billy Beer Carter, Bubba Clinton and Pedo Pete Biden calling other people white trash is pretty rich.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld) 207
I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott My son, former USN GM, sent me that pic with the comment: "I see an entire ship's division going to Captain's Mast." Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (WXNFJ) 208
You and I have a lot in common apparently but OTOH it was rather glaring that he "spelled out" the word.
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:46 PM (lX8VI) Right. The symbol of the thing is the thing itself. They are saying it, they just want the pass. Because they are pure. Hah! Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (di6C2) 209
The party of Billy Beer Carter, Bubba Clinton and Pedo Pete Biden calling other people white trash is pretty rich.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld) Yesterday we had a Kennedy calling us sexual degenerates. Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (lX8VI) 210
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I also post as Ackbar The absolute 'gold standard' of 'must click' links on AoS. Posted by: Karen CheChe If you say so! https://tinyurl.com/5em5kypy Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (ycI94) 211
I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM (QNSds) Ever try to help an officer/senior NCO, so they didn't F up something? They look at your collar, and then bark at you for daring to try to tell them something, as if they don't know. I've been there. You think that's how you disassemble and/or reassemble and fire that weapon? Fine, go ahead. I'm just gonna stand over here, Sarge. Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 05:49 PM (dGCAG) 212
I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 02, 2024 05:41 PM I've heard scuttlebutt that they have to reverse the scopes in order to make them fit in the arms rack, and it's possible that it didn't get set up properly. Same same with the verticle grip on the forearm. And, of course, the CO's chickenwing stance reveals a lack of basic rifle shooting instruction. If it was a setup, qui bono? Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:49 PM (a3Q+t) 213
Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic. This is my favorite:
The leader of the right-leaning Sansai Party, Sohei Kamiya, was less polite. "It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs." Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH) 214
The party of Billy Beer Carter, Bubba Clinton and Pedo Pete Biden calling other people white trash is pretty rich.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (LkLld) Billy was actually the sane/smart one. The media trashed him because they hate Southern white people, except those who polish up, like Jimmah. Posted by: BurtTC at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (dGCAG) 215
If it was a setup, qui bono?
Posted by: Duncanthrax Enlisted soldiers letting a senior officer look like a jack ass? If he wasn't liked by his crew, they ALL benefit from it. Posted by: Military Moron at May 02, 2024 05:52 PM (ycI94) 216
Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic.
______________ Number of Muslims allowed to immigrate to Japan. One. ONE. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 05:52 PM (YqDXo) 217
"It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs."
Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH) ------------- I can see Dementia Joe threatening to nuke Japan again for daring to put Joe in his place. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 05:52 PM (tT6L1) 218
And another comment from Japan over Biden's remarks earlier:
Japanese politicians didn't take this insult lying down. Responding to Biden's accusations of xenophobia, Mizuho Umemura, a member of the conservative Nippon Ishin no Kai Party, who holds a seat in the House of Councilors, pointed out that migration is a huge problem in Europe and that few countries have actually solved that issue. Umemura noted that Biden should "solve the problem in New York before he says things like this," and that the next presidential election could see a complete reversal of America's immigration policy, so there is "no need for Japan to follow suit." Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:53 PM (oiNtH) 219
I think that photo op was a deliberate setup. There is no way the gunners mates did not know what was going on when he handed him that rifle.
Posted by: Mister Scott It pains me to say this but, during our Parish's 'Safety Team' weapons qual today the only guy to have an AD (!!) was a former USN Corpsman - I think he only ever had shore duty. And Jeebus, he was waving his weapon all over the place. The RO finally took him aside for some individual tutoring. Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ) 220
If you say so!
https://tinyurl.com/5em5kypy Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 05:48 PM (ycI94) I'll take this as an opportunity to illustrate something Moron Robbie put in his nic. https://tinyurl.com/48y53yem Ladies (and many of you probably already know this): it is not the fact that she is in a bathing suit that makes her so attractive and sexy in this photo. It is those eyes and that grin. Those... say things. And we want to hear more. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (di6C2) 221
I can see Dementia Joe threatening to nuke Japan again for daring to put Joe in his place.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs". Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94) 222
If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94) Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.' Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (di6C2) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (R4t5M) 224
Why don't they carry him in a sedan chair; that's a good look.
Posted by: Paco at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (njExo) 225
Posted by: Tonypete at May 02, 2024 05:53 PM (WXNFJ
At least he’d be able to triage if he ever shot someone. Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (MNhXM) 226
I've heard scuttlebutt that they have to reverse the scopes in order to make them fit in the arms rack,
--- Those racks could be fixed. For sixty-three billion dollars. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (woPEM) 227
I must say, YouTube cutting to a commercial inside of a two and a half minute long song reminds me just how vibrant Joe Biden has made the American economy. In Trumps America First plot, this never happened. Stay the course . Four more years period. Posted by: Karen CheChe at May 02, 2024 05:55 PM (RKVpM) 228
Joe would be dangerous if they gave him a cane.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2024 05:56 PM (JLq/1) 229
Ladies (and many of you probably already know this): it is not the fact that she is in a bathing suit that makes her so attractive and sexy in this photo. It is those eyes and that grin. Those... say things. And we want to hear more.
Posted by: Aetius451AD My gal had all of that....and a lady-penis bulge! If modern media has taught me anything, that makes her the top tier of women! Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 02, 2024 05:56 PM (ycI94) 230
In Afghanistan, a major handed his pistol to me ... but first he chambered (not cleared) a round ...
I laughed and said "we've all done that" but I didn't mean it. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 02, 2024 05:56 PM (cf/0E) 231
https://tinyurl.com/48y53yem
- If you missed it and have time, go see JJs thread and the art thread. It's fascinating. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men- Ladies, this is what we find attractive. Women - No, you men are wrong. at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (Egbnq) 232
The poor dudes in the phalanx probably have to go Rock Paper Scissors to see who loses and has the job of catching the decrepit old bastard.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (W/lyH) 233
> "It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies.
--- BOOYAH knee drop to the spleen! FJB Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (/7KEl) 234
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (di6C2)
Might be better to illustrate the concept with someone who isn't Elizabeth Taylor! Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (lX8VI) 235
222 If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94) Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.' Posted by: Aetius451AD Lol...I ALMOST added nips as an option, but thought...nah, there's no way he'd go that far. Plus...it might go over better for him. How many people under 30 would even understand that as a slur? Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (ycI94) 236
The two youngest people to build a nuclear reactor came from Arkansas and Tennessee. Stupid southerners.
Posted by: polynikes at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (MNhXM) 237
In the first time they did the phalanx thing, you can see Biden, as he's walking, focus on the upcoming transition from grass to concrete. The header is a when, not an if.
About 25 seconds in: https://tinyurl.com/3xxha5je Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (Dm8we) 238
THOSE SLANTS SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 05:59 PM (R4t5M) 239
The Japanese know something we refuse to learn
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 05:59 PM (/7KEl) 240
232 The poor dudes in the phalanx probably have to go Rock Paper Scissors to see who loses and has the job of catching
Posted by: Diogenes Suggested edit. Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:59 PM (ycI94) 241
Already insulted the poor Japanese by giving the country Rahm Emanuel for US Ambassador.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (NFX2v) 242
There are some extraordinary talents out there. Terminator 2 claymation scene:
https://tinyurl.com/5b8hspuc Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (lX8VI) 243
Another thing that having aids walking around him in public can do is if Joe ever falls, one of them can "fess up" and claim to have accidently tripped him.
Posted by: Axeman at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (krQz2) 244
After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (2UnvF) 245
Nip bastards. My uncle liberated the Palestinian Holocamp at Nagasaki. Hated those bucktooth slant eyes after they killed him at Guadalumprimmazure.
Posted by: Joe with with the nuclear footstool at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (DhOlS) 246
I know you guys are trying to trick people into clicking on Ackbar's link, BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (/7KEl) 247
238 THOSE SLANTS SHIT MY PANTS!
Posted by: Joe Biden Eat your heart out, Muldoon and others. That right there is pure poetry lol Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 06:01 PM (ycI94) 248
The two youngest people to build a nuclear reactor came from Arkansas and Tennessee. I forget which state some Boy Scout built some small scale reactor which went critical was from. I keep meaning to check on his 'above six feet under status'. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (RKVpM) 249
It will be virtually impossible for any of them to catch him should he fall, he is more likely to take one or two down with him.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (RIvkX) 250
> "Because it's going to be hilarious when Biden falls again."
Well obviously they have to have a phalanx of aides flanking Biden, or else they risk this happening again: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8oLLfXHeta8 Posted by: Just reporting at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (DyWC7) 251
In the beginning of his""presidency" and he fell up the stairs, I was amazed that nobody y B ran to help him. It was stunning, but also telling nobody. I don't think the people around him like him!
Posted by: Chillin the most at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (0uQp2) 252
Might be better to illustrate the concept with someone who isn't Elizabeth Taylor!
Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 05:57 PM (lX8VI) https://tinyurl.com/mwvvmayk Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (di6C2) 253
I know you guys are trying to trick people into clicking on Ackbar's link, BUT I'M NOT BUYING IT
Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:00 PM (/7KEl) ----------------- There was absolutely nothing wrong with that picture. Posted by: Zombie Liberace at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (tT6L1) 254
They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
Nobody likes naggers. That's one reason marriage rates are down. Posted by: They'll both kill you, one group just takes longer at May 02, 2024 06:03 PM (Wc83a) Posted by: Don Black at May 02, 2024 06:03 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: ... at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (lX8VI) 257
Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic. This is my favorite:
The leader of the right-leaning Sansai Party, Sohei Kamiya, was less polite. "It's not that we're xenophobic, we are being cautious after seeing your failures," Kamiya said of Biden and his policies. "You are meddling too much in our internal affairs." Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 05:51 PM (oiNtH) _______________ Thank God we have Biden in the White House to restore American prestige and international respect. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (YqDXo) 258
They would sooner die of a dread disease than see a penny of their tax money go to cure the disease if the cure benefits n#####s and Muslims.
Nobody likes naggers. That's one reason marriage rates are down. Posted by: They'll both kill you Oh, Naggers. Of course. Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (ycI94) 259
After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha
Posted by: Duke Lowell Judge is making Trump make campaign stops every day in FNYC. Good plan. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 02, 2024 06:05 PM (cOq4q) 260
One of the local TV channels I have shows old sitcoms. McHale's Navy is one of the shows and they routinely call them Japs & Nips and it is quite jarring at first as we've been so conditioned over the years not to use those terms.
Posted by: Cheri at May 02, 2024 06:05 PM (oiNtH) 261
Oh, Naggers. Of course.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at May 02, 2024 06:04 PM (ycI94) ---------- Randy...the clue was "people who annoy you!!!" Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 02, 2024 06:05 PM (Be/+i) 262
BONSAI!!!!
Posted by: Chance the Gardener-President at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (DhOlS) 263
260 One of the local TV channels I have shows old sitcoms. McHale's Navy is one of the shows and they routinely call them Japs & Nips and it is quite jarring at first as we've been so conditioned over the years not to use those terms.
you'd think some enterprising wokester would have nipped that in the bud. Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (v3pYe) Posted by: Mayor Butt at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (s3On1) 265
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM (di6C2)
There's always this one: https://tinyurl.com/2yp24kye Posted by: Zombie Liberace at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (tT6L1) 266
It would help if they gave Biden an exoskeleton. Same as for Clinton.
Posted by: PG at May 02, 2024 06:06 PM (gQbO4) 267
Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic.
Biden's claim that Russia has no immigration is also weird - Russia has millions of immigrants from Central Asia, to the extent that Central Asians working on construction projects in Russia is a cliche. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (uxCna) 268
Joe will be out tomorrow with a story of how he befriended a guy from Okinawa who taught him karate which he used to win the All Valley Karate Tournament.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (2UnvF) 269
251 In the beginning of his""presidency" and he fell up the stairs, I was amazed that nobody y B ran to help him. It was stunning, but also telling nobody. I don't think the people around him like him!
--- I worked with a guy who was NCOIC of enlisted security on Air Force 2 when Hubert Humphrey was VP. He said no one is allowed to come up the stairs from the ground when the principle is on them. When the principal takes the first step up, protection passes from the ground detail to the plane's detail. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (woPEM) Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (di6C2) 271
About a week ago, AP MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) — Papua New Guinea's Prime Minister James Marape accused Joe Biden of disparaging the South Pacific island nation by implying that an uncle of the U.S. president had been eaten by “cannibals” there during World War II.
Now, Japan. Oh, wait! India, too. YouTubeLIVE: Biden Says "Xenophobia" Hampering India's Growth | Indian Economy | Vantage with Palki Sharma Joey's a warrior for the entire world. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (NFX2v) 272
you'd think some enterprising wokester would have nipped that in the bud.
Posted by: anachronda I've only got the one bullet Posted by: Woke Barney Fife, bud-nipper at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (DhOlS) 273
Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Lol...I ALMOST added nips as an option, but thought...nah, there's no way he'd go that far. Plus...it might go over better for him. How many people under 30 would even understand that as a slur? Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:58 PM (ycI94) _______________ Why is that a slur? British --> Brits - no problem Nipponses --> Nips - slur Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (YqDXo) 274
Pretty much only 1 unforgivable term here at the HQ. For that usage you will be cast into outer darkness, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth…
Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (PCK5/) 275
You know... it'd be cheaper for the taxpaying public to just put that fucker in a wheelchair.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (Q4IgG) 276
What he needs is one of those customized bubble wrap suits so no matter which way he falls he is padded.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (MeG8a) 277
/off flaming "putts from the rough" dead piano player sock
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (tT6L1) 278
I've heard scuttlebutt that they have to reverse the scopes in order to make them fit in the arms rack, and it's possible that it didn't get set up properly. Same same with the verticle grip on the forearm.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 05:49 PM (a3Q+t) So the "excuse" is that our readiness is terrible because if something blows up the crew will be all busy getting the guns ready to fire for 5 minutes while the other side gets free shots? Reminds me of a story from Viktor Suvarov's book on the Soviet Army. Army greatcoats had been closed using hook and eye fasteners so you could move freely on your belly with them. Men could get ready during an alert almost instantly and be off. But then the Army added epaulettes and buttons to look good. But the buttons and stuff had to be cut off before an alert and reapplied afterward with lights on. Then after the alert the process had to be reversed. To fix this the USSR just defined that alerts would always be a half hour notice. Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (eoQWY) 279
I forget which state some Boy Scout built some small scale reactor which went critical was from. I keep meaning to check on his 'above six feet under status'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero Michigan, David Hahn. He is dead but not of cancer, OD'd and had an unhappy life apparently including later schizophrenia. He was trying for a breeder reactor but failed. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (peJ7P) 280
249 It will be virtually impossible for any of them to catch him should he fall, he is more likely to take one or two down with him.
ah. the resurgence of the good ol' domino theory. well played. Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM (v3pYe) 281
One of the local TV channels I have shows old sitcoms. McHale's Navy is one of the shows and they routinely call them Japs & Nips and it is quite jarring at first as we've been so conditioned over the years not to use those terms.
I think that the Japanese American Citizens League got McHale's Navy to stop using the word "Japs". "Nips" was deemed acceptable. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (uxCna) 282
Joe will be out tomorrow with a story of how he befriended a guy from Okinawa who taught him karate which he used to win the All Valley Karate Tournament.
Posted by: Duke Lowell Joe never got past the wax off part. Posted by: Mr. Miklosyagi at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (DhOlS) 283
I remember when FDR went on Twitter to advise the American people that he had decided to use the atomic bomb on Japan.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (MNhXM) 284
https://tinyurl.com/mwvvmayk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM Smolder. I'll be in my bunk. Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH) 285
Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles
https://tinyurl.com/dzzrdzrc The thing that always struck me about this photo was how... almost Manichean it is. She is almost luminous with happiness and fun. He looks like he is one drink from dying of alcohol poisoning. Just miserable. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (di6C2) 286
284 https://tinyurl.com/mwvvmayk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:02 PM Smolder. I'll be in my bunk. Posted by: Diogenes at May 02, 2024 06:09 PM (W/lyH) No clue…. Posted by: tubal at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (PCK5/) 287
That green paste is hot, jack. Gives me the shits!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:11 PM (R4t5M) 288
After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha Don't laugh. If RFK Jr gets on the ballot in New York State Trump could win the state. Plus California, which RFK Jr got on the ballot a couple of days ago. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 Five boxes of popcorn. Pixy rejects six. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (RKVpM) 289
Japan ministers have responded to Biden's insult regarding immigration and them being xenophobic.
Biden's claim that Russia has no immigration is also weird - Russia has millions of immigrants from Central Asia, to the extent that Central Asians working on construction projects in Russia is a cliche. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:07 PM (uxCna) It gets a little murky because some of those CAs were in the USSR before bits broke off, and some of the workers Russians bitch about are from CA that is still inside of Russia now. I remember in the early 80s SCTV had a hilarious show where the station was jammed by CCP1, Russian TV. One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism". Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (eoQWY) 290
The optimum moment for Biden to fall again is during the first presidential debate as he walks onstage...
...assuming that he's even going to be the candidate. Posted by: Just reporting at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (DyWC7) 291
heheheh, nips, hehehehe
Posted by: Beavis at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (SYTee) 292
287 That green paste is hot, jack. Gives me the shits!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:11 PM (R4t5M) REAL wasabi is delicious. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (di6C2) 293
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'that could be what I hate about the Democrats the most' THAT's what you hate the most? Not their constant war on freedom, human nature, religion, the rule of law, infanticide, hatefulness...? I guess we all have diverse reasons. Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (roH4R) 294
That Navy photo. I can tell you from experience that Navy handling of small arms has never been good. Sure, there’s the Seals, but the average sailor almost never touches them. We had 1 range day the entire time I was on my boat and it was terrifying.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (oXJE6) 295
https://tinyurl.com/dzzrdzrc
The thing that always struck me about this photo was how... almost Manichean it is. She is almost luminous with happiness and fun. He looks like he is one drink from dying of alcohol poisoning. Just miserable. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:10 PM (di6C2) Keeping an eye on the pie...not. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (8zz6B) 296
You know, any time you meet somebody in New Delhi, he's gonna have a slight Indian accent....
Posted by: Statesman Joe at May 02, 2024 06:13 PM (DhOlS) 297
22 If he gets really flustered interacting with the press, I hope he calls them "The Japs".
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 02, 2024 05:54 PM (ycI94) Bonus points if he goes 'Nips.' pretty sure nobody wants a nip slip from biden Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (v3pYe) 298
One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".
Posted by: Oldcat Uzbeks. You may know one. Do not give them alcohol or matches. Posted by: Miklos prefers "Hey Georgi" at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (DhOlS) 299
It gets a little murky because some of those CAs were in the USSR before bits broke off, and some of the workers Russians bitch about are from CA that is still inside of Russia now.
Millions of Central Asians moved to Russia after the fall of the USSR. A few years ago, one of the most popular recurring comedy skits on Russian TV was two Central Asian construction workers making life miserable for their Russian boss. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (uxCna) 300
I remember in the early 80s SCTV had a hilarious show where the station was jammed by CCP1, Russian TV. One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:12 PM (eoQWY) CCP1 was a recurring gag on SCTV. Never not funny. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (8zz6B) 301
I visited New Delhi and it was striking how everyone sounded just like the guy at 7-11.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (woPEM) 302
pretty sure nobody wants a nip slip from biden
Posted by: anachronda at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (v3pYe) I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt. I hate you. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2) 303
I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.
I hate you. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2) -------------- Thanks a lot. Your mind went there and decided the rest of us needed to join you. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1) 304
And, of course, the CO's chickenwing stance reveals a lack of basic rifle shooting instruction.
I saw that comment a lot and I understand that it's not what's taught now but if you look down the line at any high power match, you'll see that stance a lot. Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (sNc8Y) 305
So the "excuse" is that our readiness is terrible because if something blows up the crew will be all busy getting the guns ready to fire for 5 minutes while the other side gets free shots?
Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM Well, if true, the alternative is to spend (as someone pointed out above) $$$$$$$$$ to install new arms racks. THAT could significantly impact the DEI and 7th Fleet OOD training (but I repeat myself) budgets. Can't have that. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t) 306
Hey Narendra, we should go to this place in Delaware. Good coffee, and the guy there is a dot head like you!
Then burgers at my place! Posted by: Statesman Joe at May 02, 2024 06:18 PM (DhOlS) 307
Thanks a lot. Your mind went there and decided the rest of us needed to join you. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (tT6L1) By way of compensation. https://tinyurl.com/4h8efsn5 Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (di6C2) 308
I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.
I hate you. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM (di6C2) Was it Andrew or Mario Cuomo who had that done, too? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (8zz6B) 309
I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.
I hate you. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:16 PM You say that like it's a bad thing. Posted by: Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (a3Q+t) 310
After court today Trump stopped by a fire station in NYC to deliver pizzas to the firefighters. Bwahahaha
Trump did construction projects. If are running a construction project, and you have any sense, you drop by the construction site with pizzas periodically, and see what issues the workers are having getting the building built. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (uxCna) 311
I just had an image of biden showing off his pierced, barred nipples through a shirt.
What? It's not so bad! https://tinyurl.com/yck9bcve Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (ycI94) 312
Was it Andrew or Mario Cuomo who had that done, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:19 PM (8zz6B) Andrew, as he says in 309. Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:20 PM (di6C2) 313
Michigan, David Hahn. He is dead but not of cancer, OD'd and had an unhappy life apparently including later schizophrenia. He was trying for a breeder reactor but failed. Posted by: whig at May 02, 2024 06:08 PM Sad. I hope he did score at least a 'Nuclear Engineering' merit badge for his efforts. I barely made Tenderfoot before being molested in 'the Scouts'. Coulda used some pocket sub-critical materials. Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 02, 2024 06:20 PM (RKVpM) 314
My nipples have no refractory period.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (woPEM) 315
Trump did construction projects.
Trump has interacted more with blue collar workers than anyone else in the higher reaches of American politics. It shows. Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 02, 2024 06:21 PM (uxCna) 316
I saw that comment a lot and I understand that it's not what's taught now but if you look down the line at any high power match, you'll see that stance a lot.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM I know a number of high-power match shooters, and that officer is no high-power match shooter. ;-) If you look closely, you can see that the upper handguard isn't properly secured, either. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (a3Q+t) 317
Well, if true, the alternative is to spend (as someone pointed out above) $$$$$$$$$ to install new arms racks.
THAT could significantly impact the DEI and 7th Fleet OOD training (but I repeat myself) budgets. Can't have that. Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2024 06:17 PM (a3Q+t) Is there really much point in sailors having scoped rifles at all? Excluding a few trained snipers? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 02, 2024 06:22 PM (8zz6B) 318
How long can they drag this trial out
4 mknths? Posted by: Skip at May 02, 2024 06:23 PM (fwDg9) 319
How long can they drag this trial out
4 mknths? Posted by: Skip Longer if there is a water leak. Posted by: Fulton County at May 02, 2024 06:24 PM (DhOlS) 320
Nood. Hits that are quick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 02, 2024 06:25 PM (di6C2) 321
Look, fat! Tojo came over to dinner the other day. Told him he needed more immigrants. 'Cept that Godzilla fella. That was a bad dude...NO JOKE!
America sent Perry Mason over to take care of him. Giant lizard bastard put him in a wheelchair. My word as a Biden. Posted by: Joe "Pull-Ups not just for kids" Biden at May 02, 2024 06:26 PM (2ErpS) 322
One public service announcement was about the Uzbeks ... "the weak link in the great chain of socialism".
Posted by: Oldcat Uzbeks. You may know one. Do not give them alcohol or matches. Posted by: Miklos prefers "Hey Georgi" at May 02, 2024 06:15 PM (DhOlS) Hey Georgi! was good but the game show "What fits into Russia" always put me into hysterics. Texas (slaps it in Siberia). So much for you Cowboy Capitalists! Your so great state is like a TINY STAR in the vast cosmos of MOTHER RUSSIA! (laughs derisively) Posted by: Oldcat at May 02, 2024 06:27 PM (eoQWY) 323
He's the Potempkin President.
Posted by: Kirk at May 02, 2024 06:34 PM (zwLUf) 324
Sock repair process completed.
Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at May 02, 2024 06:39 PM (MkuC5) Posted by: pawn at May 02, 2024 09:40 PM (QB+5g) 326
Oh my goodness, that Parkinsonian gait is something to behold. Flanking him only draws more attention to it. Yikes.
Posted by: NAB at May 02, 2024 09:53 PM (3sHsl) 327
All they're doing is creating a stark visual contrast between Biden's walk and how normal people walk.
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