Self-Proclaimed "Mary Poppins of Disinformation" and "Disinformation Czar" Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz, Has a New Grifter Operation She'd Like the CIA to Donate To

Former Biden "Disinformation Czar" Stanky Janky has begun a new anti-"disinformation" grift.

Do you smell that? That's the smell of just-laundered CIA and State Department money.

Former Biden administration disinformation head Nina Jankowicz has launched a new organization to fight against conservative efforts to combat online censorship.
Jankowicz launched the American Sunlight Project this week to fight what she believes to be a campaign by conservatives to undermine the anti-disinformation industry. She co-founded the organization alongside Carlos Álvarez-Aranyos, a communications specialist who worked for left-wing group Protect Democracy during the 2020 election cycle.
The American Sunlight Project wrote a letter on Monday to House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan (R., Ohio.), Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R., Ky.), and Representative Dan Bishop (R., N.C.) accusing them of "McCarthyism" for investigating the disinformation industry and its pressure on social media platforms to censor speech.
"The Weaponization Committee has selectively released congressional testimony to discredit them, make them targets of harassment, and create a chilling effect across the field of disinformation research. These tactics echo the dark days of McCarthyism, but with a 21st century twist," the letter reads.

Indeed! The group's main mission seems to be to stop the "disinformation" of people criticizing the "disinformation" industry.

She is fighting for her right -- to fight disinformation!

Luke Rosiak:

'Mary Poppins Of Disinformation' Returns With New Group To Defend Disinformation Industry
Nina Jankowicz says criticism of 'disinformation researchers' poses 'greatest threat' to country
The Biden administration's former "disinformation czar," ousted after an apparent attempt to create an Orwellian ministry of truth within the Department of Defense, has launched a new nonprofit that declares criticism of "disinformation researchers" such as herself as a chief threat to the United States of America.
"The campaign against counter-disinformation work is the greatest threat to freedom of expression and academic integrity since the McCarthy era," Nina Jankowicz said in a press release, pledging that her group would not "allow it to continue."
"Once researchers are free to conduct their essential work, the American people will gain a better understanding of the nature and severity of the disinformation threats we face," she said. "Disinformation knows no political party. Its ultimate victim is our democracy."
The group, the American Sunlight Project, was announced as a bipartisan advocacy organization founded by Jankowicz that was "launched to expose and oppose efforts to weaponize disinformation in the United States."
"The organization will investigate the networks and money driving disinformation and educate the public about the threats disinformation poses to their daily lives," it says. "The first step in the group's program will involve countering the organized campaign currently challenging the work of disinformation researchers."

Another cashew-head. Why does it always have to be cashew-heads?

You can just call me the Mary Poppins of disinformation 💁🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/eGV9lpctYn pic.twitter.com/WVQFA2bPmq
— Nina Jankowicz (@wiczipedia) February 17, 2021

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

2 Indeed! The group's main mission seems to be to stop the "disinformation" of people criticizing the "disinformation" industry.

She is fighting for her right -- to fight disinformation!

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Saying correct things that the government doesn't like is malinformation and will be punished.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

3 Huh, not the lady I thought. I thought she was the shiny one who was banging Sam Bankman-Fried.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (di6C2)

4 Top 5?!?

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (pgwxJ)

5 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (T4tVD)

6 Someone needs to knock that moon-chin in with a ball-peen hammer.

Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

7 Way to ruin Mary Poppins for you asshole lady.

At least Julie Andrews was hot.

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2024 02:11 PM (IlL6s)

8 This is really creative graft.

Must be a class I missed at Hav-ahd.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM (RUMEY)

9 Be real easy to Photoshop a male member and some tears into that video still. Would that be "misinformation"? Just asking.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM (pgwxJ)

10 The only "Mary Poppins" I listen to is Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM (7fElN)

11 *for me*

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM (IlL6s)

12 They literally consider your cognition a property of the state, I am not kidding and it is fucking horrifying.

Next time some fucking retard who empowered this shit says "but Trump said pussy!" kick them in theirs.

Posted by: sven at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM (X0I7i)

13 7 Way to ruin Mary Poppins for you asshole lady.

At least Julie Andrews was hot.
Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2024 02:11 PM (IlL6s)

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"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"
-Yondu

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

14 That's not a dude?

It looks a lot like the Budweiser guy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (9Ct69)

15 Is it just me or does she vaguely resemble Quentin Tarantino?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (IUd0M)

16 I'd like to call her a lying harridan , but that would be beneath me.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (rJ48h)

17 6 Someone needs to knock that moon-chin in with a ball-peen hammer.
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

Huh. Jay Leno's chin on Courtney Cox's face.

I swear, in the picture in black dress, she looks like a dude.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (di6C2)

18 What the f*ckety-f*ck is wrong with people?!

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

19 "Self-Proclaimed "Mary Poppins of Disinformation" and "Disinformation Czar" Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz, "

Woof. The Wicked Witch of the East called, she wants her chin back.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (l3sRd)

20 Someone needs to knock that moon-chin in with a ball-peen hammer.

Why? I think she's hot.

Posted by: Jay Leno at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (CsUN+)

21 At the end of the day, this is just defending your lies with more lies. Only thing weird about it is that she's paid by someone who agrees with her lies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (RUMEY)

22 "These tactics echo the dark days of McCarthyism"

Cripes, I am so very weary of that trite and stupid comparison.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (MvF+J)

23 18 What the f*ckety-f*ck is wrong with people?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (DRSnL)

Fucking retarded?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (di6C2)

24 What's a cashew head ?

Posted by: JT at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (T4tVD)

25 (lays $20 on table)

She used that Lume tit and vag-rot deodorant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (9Ct69)

26 She has a Julia Roberts size mouth. She could eat a sub sandwich and suck two dicks at the same time.

Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (IlL6s)

27 That's a dude!

Posted by: Biergood at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (PwgSL)

28 What is a "cashew head"? Someone who chin juts out ? Because of course, she's doing this on purpose to make it seem like she's a no nonsense, tough kind of gal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (XkYcA)

29 22 "These tactics echo the dark days of McCarthyism"

Cripes, I am so very weary of that trite and stupid comparison.
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (MvF+J)

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"I get no respect! No Respect!"
-Alger Hiss

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

30 Way to ruin Mary Poppins for you asshole lady.

I admit that I am baffled by the self-comparison. In what way does she think she's like Mary Poppins?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (NYNZD)

31 "Self-Proclaimed "Mary Poppins of Disinformation" and "Disinformation Czar" Nina "Stanky Janky" Jankowicz, "

$100 says it smells like a tuna sandwich that sat in a hot car for two days.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (l3sRd)

32 >>>15 Is it just me or does she vaguely resemble Quentin Tarantino?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (IUd0M)

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Now I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (JfxgE)

33 As a Disinformation Expert yourself, Ace, I'm curious why you're not down with the struggle in this instance.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, asking the questions the MSM doesn't ask at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (a3Q+t)

34 What's a cashew head ?

Her head looks like a crescent moon.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (CsUN+)

35 For the thousandth time, you guys, 1984 was SUPPOSED to be a WARNING!!

Posted by: George Orwell at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (T+Iwg)

36 26 She has a Julia Roberts size mouth. She could eat a sub sandwich and suck two dicks at the same time.
Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (IlL6s)

So we talking like a Jimmy John's tight bread sub or a subway loose, airy sugar bread sub?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (di6C2)

37 "These tactics echo the dark days of McCarthyism"
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That guy that was correct about everything?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (9Ct69)

38 22 Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (MvF+J)

People forget that the HUAC was democrat.

They also demand YOU forget that the communists were absolutely there.

Posted by: sven at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (X0I7i)

39 35 For the thousandth time, you guys, 1984 was SUPPOSED to be a WARNING!!
Posted by: George Orwell at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (T+Iwg)

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I always saw Animal Farm as a cook book.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

40 Nope; I'm not going to watch the video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (XkYcA)

41 Is she a true-believer or merely cynical?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (rJ48h)

42 32 >>>15 Is it just me or does she vaguely resemble Quentin Tarantino?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (IUd0M)

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Now I can't unsee it.
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (JfxgE)

Fuck. Touché.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (di6C2)

43 Where did the money come from to launch this?

"None of your business."

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (lTGtQ)

44 This woman is genuinely nuts. Did you see that creepy singing video? Wow. Just wow.

Oh and there's this from Wiki: "She is a former member of the wizard rock band The Moaning Myrtles." What's a "wizard rock band" you ask? Glad you did. I had no idea so I googled it. It's a Harry Potter themed rock band. No, I didn't just make that up. Gag me with a spoon.

Nina is a 100% certified bunny-boiler. Stay away. Stay far away.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

45 34 Her head looks like a crescent moon.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (CsUN+)

Like Rocky Dennis.

Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (UnA8+)

46 If the crescent moon gave bj's...

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (l3sRd)

47 She looks very angry.

Like one too many guys snuck out right after sex angry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (RUMEY)

48 Good. Anyone using the word "disinformation" unironically is automatically revealed as a fascist who will kill you if they get a chance.

Deal with them accordingly.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (5PP+G)

49 30 Posted by: Oddbob at April 26, 2024 02:15 PM (NYNZD)

She is just a polite, witty, beacon of honesty.

Fucking Ukie whore.

Posted by: sven at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (X0I7i)

50 This broad looks like Robby Rotten.

Old kids show called Lazytown. The bad guy was a goof called Robby Rotten. Show had puppets and people. Robby was a person with extreme makeup including prosthetics.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (4XwPj)

51 "the anti-disinformation industry"
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Now available on Only Fans!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (3QEmR)

52 Make a TikTok about taking your makeup off.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (w6EFb)

53 What's a cashew head ?
Her head looks like a crescent moon.

Nina Jank.... at the beach.
https://tinyurl.com/afz9txkw

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (CsUN+)

54 47 She looks very angry.

Like one too many guys snuck out right after sex angry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (RUMEY)

Like one too many burned down their house to ghost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (di6C2)

55 Go to 11 seconds and watch for about ten more seconds.

When she hits 45 she's going to look like a storybook witch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (9Ct69)

56 She's a man, baby.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (l3sRd)

57 You could use her chin to move a boulder off someone's leg.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (RUMEY)

58 50 This broad looks like Robby Rotten.

Old kids show called Lazytown. The bad guy was a goof called Robby Rotten. Show had puppets and people. Robby was a person with extreme makeup including prosthetics.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (4XwPj)

You're right

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (Akjoo)

59 Must be a class I missed at Hav-ahd.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:12 PM

A fellow alumnus! Welcome!

Posted by: David Hogg, Harvard graduate at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (a3Q+t)

60 Send her nasty ass back to Ukraine where they appreciate dictatorship and we fund it.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (/xdjH)

61 She has a Julia Roberts size mouth. She could eat a sub sandwich and suck two dicks at the same time.
Posted by: JROD at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (IlL6s)
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I highly doubt she likes dick

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

62 Afternoon Ace. I'd be willing to bet that these chimps couldn't tell anyone who McCarthy was or what he was arguing about. And they couldn't admit that he was pretty much right

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 26, 2024 02:18 PM (aX7Uj)

63 "The campaign against counter-disinformation work is the greatest threat to freedom of expression and academic integrity since the McCarthy era," Nina Jankowicz said in a press release, pledging that her group would not "allow it to continue."

It is pretty obvious that the greatest threat to freedom of expression is from the governing authorities, and always has been, going back to medieval times.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 02:18 PM (lTGtQ)

64 She looks like Sandra Bullock went through a thresher and then another machine that puts a stick up your ass.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:18 PM (2e48P)

65 It's Mac Tonight!!!

Posted by: CrazyIvan at April 26, 2024 02:18 PM (VUhjY)

66 Make a TikTok about taking your makeup off.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

4-hour video. Lots of power tools involved.

Posted by: Biergood at April 26, 2024 02:18 PM (PwgSL)

67 This woman is genuinely nuts. Did you see that creepy singing video? Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

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Who sits down and decides to do something like that and actually thinks it's a good idea? I just don't understand this TikTok generation.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (DRSnL)

68 You could pop the cap off of a beer with that chin.

Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (UnA8+)

69 55 Go to 11 seconds and watch for about ten more seconds.

When she hits 45 she's going to look like a storybook witch.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:17 PM (9Ct69)

She looks 45 now. Right?

Tons of hair color. Red Lipstick by the 5 gal bucket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (di6C2)

70 >>>does she vaguely resemble Quentin Tarantino?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (IUd0M)

Needs a bit more sneer.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (w6EFb)

71 Imagine balls hitting that chin. In fact, it may massage your prostate at the same time. Twofer.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (l3sRd)

72 The campaign against counter-disinformation work is the greatest threat to freedom of expression

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Wait, what?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (9Ct69)

73 She looks very angry.

Like one too many guys snuck out right after sex angry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (RUMEY)

She's had more than a few surprise Dirty Sanchezes performed on her.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (5PP+G)

74 Old kids show called Lazytown. The bad guy was a goof called Robby Rotten. Show had puppets and people. Robby was a person with extreme makeup including prosthetics.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (4XwPj)

That was a weird show.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (T+Iwg)

75 STANKEY JANKEY!

Posted by: Inogame at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (53oGX)

76 My first question for her:

Could you describe the disinformation tactics used by Hillary Clinton campaign during the 2016 election that involved Donald Trump and Russia?

Why isn't your organization going after the people and groups who pushed those disinformation campaigns?

Can you explain how the use of such disinformation campaigns for domestic political use also damage US foreign relations?

Posted by: Harun at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (c2WeP)

77 A WhiteCastle 4?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (RUMEY)

78 >Jankowicz launched the American Sunlight Project this week to fight what she believes to be a campaign by conservatives to undermine the anti-disinformation industry.

SO, she believes conservatives are responsible for an anti- anti-disinformation movement
and she's going to fight it, by being an anti- anti- anti-disinformation movement

(Is that right?)

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

79 People who desire the freedom to state their opinions freely are the greatest threat to freedom of expression!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (9Ct69)

80 77 A WhiteCastle 4?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (RUMEY)

Please, white castle's are always immaculate.

Taco Bell 2.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (di6C2)

81 We are setting the over/under on cats in her apartment at four

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (3QEmR)

82 stanky janky

ace, get a trademark on that, could be a great name for a cartoon character

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (B1FKF)

83 It's Mac Tonight!!!
Posted by: CrazyIvan at April 26, 2024 02:18 PM (VUhjY)

Hey, that's not nice.

Posted by: J. Leno at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (5PP+G)

84 Her head looks like a crescent moon.

Posted by: Archimedes

I know, right?

Posted by: Mac Tonight at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (hCzfy)

85 You could slice a roast on her chin

Posted by: ballistic at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (HCmwm)

86 I love Disinformation Czar. Like they're really rubbing it in. Why not call her the Queen of Lies?

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:20 PM (2e48P)

87 These hideous people really ought to get familiar with the Truth before they start spewing lies about supposed disinformation.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (fs1hN)

88 67 This woman is genuinely nuts. Did you see that creepy singing video? Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)

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Who sits down and decides to do something like that and actually thinks it's a good idea? I just don't understand this TikTok generation.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 02:19 PM (DRSnL)
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She's supposed 35 but I think she's older. Even at 35, that's a Millennial. She's too old for the TT generation.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)

89 'I like a girl with a strong jaw'

obscure Friends reference

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (/7KEl)

90 She looks like the female version of 'Mac Tonight' from the 80's MacDonald's commercials.

Also she's evil and should stop burning oxygen.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (xcxpd)

91 They are all such malignant narcissists.

"I had two on camera interviews today and still have a face full of make-up; what should I make a TikTok about?"

Sure Mary Poppins. Just a spoonful of bullshit makes the medicine go down?

Posted by: Cheri at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (oiNtH)

92 Oof. She's a Shipley's Donut 3.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (i4jEg)

93 Oh hell. What was the movie that had the henchman killer who resembled that old school 40's actor. Had a chin the size of a buick...

I wanna say Dick Tracy, but there was another.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (di6C2)

94 Her head looks like a crescent moon.

Posted by: Archimedes

I know, right?

Posted by: Mac Tonight

See my #53.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (CsUN+)

95 Old kids show called Lazytown. The bad guy was a goof called Robby Rotten. Show had puppets and people. Robby was a person with extreme makeup including prosthetics.

This one?

https://tinyurl.com/2s4h2ze5

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (mSufQ)

96 re 76: that was well received political opposition research which unfortunately could not be proven because putin.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (B1FKF)

97 >>>32 >>>15 Is it just me or does she vaguely resemble Quentin Tarantino?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 26, 2024 02:13 PM (IUd0M)
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Now I can't unsee it.

Lol.

"Like a Virgin" is about a girl who's getting c*ck, huge c*ck, like John Holmes c*ck. Deplatform disinformation!

Posted by: Woke Quentin Tarantino at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (KRtlO)

98 I JUST GO NUTS FOR CASHEW HEADS!

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (a9CYf)

99 That "Sunlight" name sounds familiar.

Posted by: huerfano at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (VGOMa)

100 You could stick her face into a gas pump cleat and she'd be stuck for days.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

101 End Stage Democracy. Don't worry, the cure is "all-natural."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (qUkBO)

102
Another cashew-head. Why does it always have to be cashew-heads?

Wholley Kau! Look at that chin.

Someone outta hitch a mule to her head and plow corn fields with that face.

She's being wasted in her current job.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (eDfFs)

103 I watched the video (with sound off).

She has the "crazy eyes" all throughout her lame singing attempt.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (7fElN)

104 She's a Uni-Mart one-and-a-half.

Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (UnA8+)

105 >>>82 stanky janky
ace, get a trademark on that

I'm pretty sure I'm getting it from the Seinfeld with James Spader.

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (KRtlO)

106 Disinformation, datinformation, lets call the whole thing off.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (0jLKZ)

107 Jankowicz launched the American Sunlight Project this week to fight what she believes to be a campaign by conservatives to undermine the anti-disinformation industry.
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Laughable. As usual, it's the exact opposite.

MiniTru censors like her should be founding organizations called stuff like "Ideal Growing Conditions for Mushrooms Foundation."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (HnUIn)

108 She's perfect for that witch scene in any movie.
Or a Nazi in heels with a whip.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (J8LnB)

109 Seriously though, she absolutely DOES look like a tranny who put a lot of work into looking as feminine as possible.

Posted by: J. Leno at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (5PP+G)

110 100 You could stick her face into a gas pump cleat and she'd be stuck for days.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

You could use her as a drag anchor.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (di6C2)

111 93 Oh hell. What was the movie that had the henchman killer who resembled that old school 40's actor. Had a chin the size of a buick...

I wanna say Dick Tracy, but there was another.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:21 PM (di6C2)
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The Mickey Rourke character in Sin City?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

112 "Fighting Disinformation"

Well, they can't just come out and say they are fighting free speech. (for the purpose of hiding their junta's power/money grab)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (Cus5s)

113 81 We are setting the over/under on cats in her apartment at four
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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She must not clean the catbox very often then. That would make her into a prime case of crazy catlady syndrome via parasites.

But then again, some people are just sociopathic and evil and due to Ukie land's dysfuction for at least a century, it seems a lot of them are sociopaths like Lt. Col Bearclaw and his sibling.

Our problem is that the US oligarchs like using foreign sociopaths like Merchan, Darkeh, and this bint to oppress us domestically.

Posted by: whig at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (/xdjH)

114 "The campaign against counter-disinformation work is the greatest threat to freedom of expression and academic integrity since the McCarthy era," Nina Jankowicz said in a press release, pledging that her group would not "allow it to continue."
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Because I am not Party-aligned, I have no freedom of expression.
Because they are Party-aligned, there is no academic integrity.

Pointing that out makes you an enemy of Jankowicz'.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (HnUIn)

115 109 Seriously though, she absolutely DOES look like a tranny who put a lot of work into looking as feminine as possible.
Posted by: J. Leno at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (5PP+G)

Nah. One who can afford to put a lot of work in would have got that Shotel-esque chin shaved down.

Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (UnA8+)

116 Getting down to brass tacks, what this reveals is a cadre of people deeply invested in preventing the truth from getting out.

One doesn't need to patrol speech or the written word if all ideas are allowed to be presented and debated.

What they want is pre-approval of all speech. Which is against all civil code going back to the Magna Carta.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (lTGtQ)

117 > Another cashew-head. Why does it always have to be cashew-heads?
____

snort!

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (Q4IgG)

118 She believes the only way to stop arson is to light things on fire on purpose.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (2e48P)

119 She could balance a kolache on that chin, and eat it without ever touching it

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (i4jEg)

120 The Mickey Rourke character in Sin City?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

No. This has come up here in the comments before. Huge hulking guy. Wide brimmed hat. I just can't remember the name...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2)

121 Did Goebbels also sing show tunes?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (fs1hN)

122 118 She believes the only way to stop arson is to light things on fire on purpose.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (2e48P)

=========

A perfect fireman.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (GBKbO)

123 I'll bet she has to pluck long black hairs from that chinny chin chin.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (0jLKZ)

124 Off, Crimson Chin.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (5PP+G)

125 What a horse face. She and Sarah Jessica Parker are neck and neck in the horse face race.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (A2E7p)

126 Another cashew-head. Why does it always have to be cashew-heads?
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That's not fair at all.

Sometimes it's a Trigglypuff type. Sometimes it's a pinch-faced scold type. Sometimes it's a stretched-skin ghoul type. There's a decent variety.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (HnUIn)

127 I like cashews.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (Be/+i)

128 Did Jay Leno have an affair about nine months before she was born?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (HnUIn)

129 What's a cashew head ?
Posted by: JT at April 26, 2024 02:14 PM (T4tVD)

=====

I can't believe nobody has said it yet...

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (DRSnL)

130 "Gentleman, there's an anti-anti-disinformation gap!"

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (qZdIZ)

131 119 She could balance a kolache on that chin, and eat it without ever touching it
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (i4jEg)

When the waiter comes out with too many plates, he could set one down on her chin to serve the other guests.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (di6C2)

132 120 The Mickey Rourke character in Sin City?
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

No. This has come up here in the comments before. Huge hulking guy. Wide brimmed hat. I just can't remember the name...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2)
________

David Hogg?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

133 Nah. One who can afford to put a lot of work in would have got that Shotel-esque chin shaved down.
Posted by: XTC at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM (UnA8+)

I don't mean that kind of work. I just mean trying to doll up as much as possible.

You gotta work with what you got... well, you don't HAVE to, but......

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (5PP+G)

134 Sometimes it's a Trigglypuff type. Sometimes it's a pinch-faced scold type. Sometimes it's a stretched-skin ghoul type. There's a decent variety.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Her hair's not purple or pink.

They're evolving.

Posted by: Biergood at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (PwgSL)

135 The real insult is we're over 100 comments and nobody has mentioned boobs.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (i4jEg)

136 what boobs?

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (vFG9F)

137 I'd plow it.

No, wait, I'd plow WITH it.

Posted by: The Farmer In The HP (Formerly The Farmer in the Dell) at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (a9CYf)

138 Sometimes it's a Trigglypuff type. Sometimes it's a pinch-faced scold type. Sometimes it's a stretched-skin ghoul type. There's a decent variety.
_____

Where do I fit in?

Posted by: Greta Thurnberg at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (fs1hN)

139 That video was annoying as hell.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galf at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (ufFY8)

140 She could balance a kolache on that chin, and eat it without ever touching it
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:24 PM

Non-Texans may not understand that reference.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)

141 135 Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (i4jEg)

Ninny Jankywitz's tits are at least as real as Lia Thomas'....

Posted by: sven at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (X0I7i)

142 125 What a horse face. She and Sarah Jessica Parker are neck and neck in the horse face race.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (A2E7p)

She was not bad looking in Striking Distance.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (di6C2)

143 Fun fact: the cashew is not a nut

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (/7KEl)

144 The real insult is we're over 100 comments and nobody has mentioned boobs.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:26 PM (i4jEg)

Her chin is covering them up. So theres that.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (0jLKZ)

145 138 Posted by: Greta Thurnberg at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (fs1hN)

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Posted by: sven at April 26, 2024 02:28 PM (X0I7i)

146 Anyone who questions the Party line is dealing in disinformation, Tovarisch.

Posted by: To the gulag with you at April 26, 2024 02:28 PM (Wc83a)

147 > I had two on-camera interviews today and still have a face full of makeup; what should I make a TikTok about?
_________

contemplates suggesting sucking cock

looks at picture of skank

does not suggest sucking cock

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 02:28 PM (Q4IgG)

148 Her cross armed pose is not giving the impression she thinks it's giving.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 02:28 PM (rJ48h)

149 Fun fact: the cashew is not a nut

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (/7KEl)

Sometimes it feels like a nut...

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:29 PM (0jLKZ)

150 What a horse face. She and Sarah Jessica Parker are neck and neck in the horse face race.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (A2E7p)

She was not bad looking in Striking Distance.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (di6C2)
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SJP had a very narrow window in the early '90s when she was cute (cf. "L.A. Story").

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:29 PM (Be/+i)

151 the American Sunlight Project

Boy, there's some real truth in labeling, for you!

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 02:29 PM (njExo)

152 Ace sometimes posts these horrifying "women" and without fail someone always rationalizes a 13 year old adolescent comment like, "yeah but nice cans". None of that here. Weird.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:29 PM (i4jEg)

153 >Where do I fit in?

Posted by: Greta Thurnberg
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'Cabbage Patch Doll From Hell' type

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:29 PM (/7KEl)

154 ace, related:

"CIA Recruit Is Pursuing Global Internet Censorship As “eSafety” Czar In Australia
American–born Julie Inman Grant is a key architect of the multigovernmental “Global Online Safety Regulators Network” to censor the speech that politicians and government bureaucrats fear

And now, Public has learned that there is a formal government censorship network called the “Global Online Safety Regulators Network,” which Australia’s top Internet censor, Julie Inman Grant, who is an American, described at World Economic Forum. The group includes censors from Australia, France, Ireland, South Africa, Korea, the UK, and Fiji."

https://tinyurl.com/28gd8boo

TL

R- Your U.S. social media account can be banned in the U.S. by Fiji or Korea

https://tinyurl.com/28gd8boo

Posted by: Moron Robbie - feminism took women from not sweating to tits and vagina deodorant in a generation at April 26, 2024 02:30 PM (9Ct69)

155 No. This has come up here in the comments before. Huge hulking guy. Wide brimmed hat. I just can't remember the name...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:25 PM (di6C2)

Thanos?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 02:30 PM (5PP+G)

156 Ugly people can't help their ugliness. So it's not usually fair to dunk on them. But in Nina's case? If you look at her pics, she's almost always in some glamour pose like she thinks she's hot. Umm, no. It's fair to dunk on ugly people who preen like they're a young Tyra Banks.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

157 SJP had a very narrow window in the early '90s when she was cute (cf. "L.A. Story").
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:29 PM (Be/+i)

She could not cock her head sideways when going through said window.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 26, 2024 02:30 PM (ufFY8)

158 Wow, if she's had a bad day, I'll bet no one says 'keep your chin up". She might hurt someone.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (0jLKZ)

159 She does give off a dirty vibe though

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (2e48P)

160 The Weekend is here

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (fwDg9)

161 "Non-Texans may not understand that reference.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 02:27 PM (a3Q+t)"

Ha! People should get out more. See now I have to go hit Shipley's.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (i4jEg)

162 What a horse face.

That's a lie! On my worst day I never looked that bad!

Posted by: Seabiscuit at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (njExo)

163 Another cashew-head. Why does it always have to be cashew-heads?

😂

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (XApgH)

164 >>>Fun fact: the cashew is not a nut

Looking Deeper: I don't believe you.

Posted by: Ace Vibe Check at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (KRtlO)

165 She looks cute!

Posted by: Philip IV Habsburg at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (gKWVE)

166 >>What a horse face.

That chin could cut a hole in the Artic ice pack...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 02:32 PM (K+UlC)

167 Lies like a Leftist

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 02:32 PM (fwDg9)

168
The Attitude of Gratitude, It Ain't Just a Platitude: Thanks, Moron Robbie.

Posted by: Ace Vibe Check at April 26, 2024 02:32 PM (KRtlO)

169 When she ran track in HS she never 'won by a nose'. If you get my drift.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (0jLKZ)

170 it's not polite to point!

Posted by: ace at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (KRtlO)

171 She looks cute!
Posted by: Philip IV Habsburg at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (gKWVE)

But not a cousin.

Would not bang.

Posted by: Philip IV Habsburg again at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

172 She's groovy.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (i4jEg)

173 Whinny...whinny.

Snort...snort...

*Paws the ground*

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (PwgSL)

174 A Stanky Janky post right after posts featuring smellies and stinkies.

I sense a Fani post next.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (Dm8we)

175 She looks cute!
Posted by: Philip IV Habsburg at April 26, 2024 02:31 PM (gKWVE)
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Aw, Dad!

Posted by: Carloss II at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (Be/+i)

176 She’s a babe!

Posted by: Jay Leno at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (XApgH)

177 Yeah she's real stable. Look at her eyes while she's "singing." You see that look on a bitch, hit her with a thorazine dart, crate her up, and ship her off to a convent high in the Andes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2024 02:34 PM (0FoWg)

178 Since the CIA cleared the Dem primary spot for VA Gov for 2025, I guess I know where the grift is gonna be going...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 26, 2024 02:34 PM (exHjb)

179 To my mind, anyone who sets themselves up as a 'fact-checker' or wages a campaign against supposed 'disinformation' is essentially declaring 'I Am The Truth'

which I will never accept

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:34 PM (/7KEl)

180 This is a great post. Thanks Ace and all the commenters. I’m laughing my old fat a$s off.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 26, 2024 02:34 PM (Z8Xq7)

181 But not a cousin.

Would not bang.
Posted by: Philip IV Habsburg again at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (ufFY

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Aw, Dad!

Posted by: Carlos II at April 26, 2024 02:34 PM (Be/+i)

182 Chin up, honey. Lest it scrape the floor.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2024 02:35 PM (i4jEg)

183 I did NOT have 'thorazine dart' on my bingo card today.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galf at April 26, 2024 02:35 PM (ufFY8)

184 "She’s a babe!
Posted by: Jay Leno"

Lantern-jawed freak!

Posted by: Phil Hartman channeling Ed McMahon at April 26, 2024 02:35 PM (vFG9F)

185 Ah, ran it down.

This guy, Rondo Hatton:

https://tinyurl.com/56mtbukh

They did an homage to him in Rocketeer.

Here is also a busty palate cleanser.

https://tinyurl.com/akh8vwhb

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:35 PM (di6C2)

186 Since the nineties, governments have been losing the war of information. Back then, there were only a handful of easily controlled sources of news. With the explosion of alternative sources of information, governments have had to drastically scale up their ability to coerce these information sources to obey. Huge financial resources have been allocated to track and record all data used by the people, so that governments can try and control this information. Governments happily break the law to spy on their own people, or use friendly governments to do so in order to skirt the laws.

If there was an existing technology to read peoples' minds, the government would spend every last penny to get it, use it, and arrest those they felt were committing wrongspeak.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 02:36 PM (lTGtQ)

187 That chin could clear cows off the railroad tracks

Booyah! Nothin' but net! Elvis has left the building.

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:36 PM (/7KEl)

188 Theres three things I don't like about her. Her chin.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:37 PM (0jLKZ)

189 This bikini girl is wondering if you're interested in joining her as she publicly engages in the dissemination of accurate information by calling Jankowicz a shovel-chinned, tyrannical censor:
http://tiny.cc/td7vxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 02:37 PM (HnUIn)

190 Elon Musk buying Twitter is kind of a big deal, huh?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 02:37 PM (2UnvF)

191 That underbite could open a beer bottle...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at April 26, 2024 02:38 PM (/HDaX)

192 That picture of Nina there is a perfect example of what Gary Larson from those Far Side cartoons called something telling people "Don't Touch!"

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 02:38 PM (K+UlC)

193 With a chin like that, she'd be great at digging up truffles.

Posted by: Paco at April 26, 2024 02:38 PM (njExo)

194 It doesn't have to be Cashew Head it could be Lantern Jaw
that's what they used to be called. Cashew Head is a softer
interpretation.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 02:38 PM (lCWOD)

195 Walk on the beach with her and you can find coins.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:39 PM (2e48P)

196 189 This bikini girl is wondering if you're interested in joining her as she publicly engages in the dissemination of accurate information by calling Jankowicz a shovel-chinned, tyrannical censor:
http://tiny.cc/td7vxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 02:37 PM (HnUIn)

It is really sad when you recognize them because you did an image search a few days ago.

Mini Jello, fyi. Also Dominique Dsomething.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:39 PM (di6C2)

197 This bikini girl

Yes; I get that she has boobs; Hooray. Aside from that, it's a pretty unflattering picture of her face.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 02:40 PM (XkYcA)

198 >This bikini girl is wondering if you're interested in...

there's something off about the trees in the distance

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:40 PM (/7KEl)

199 Yes; I get that she has boobs; Hooray. Aside from that, it's a pretty unflattering picture of her face.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 02:40 PM (XkYcA)

Face?

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:41 PM (2e48P)

200 Obviously the CIA and DHS aren't sending their best but on second thought, they probably are.

Posted by: Beartooth at April 26, 2024 02:41 PM (XT+5H)

201 Chin sharp enough to cut some unlucky dude's ball sack.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 02:41 PM (Q4IgG)

202 191 That underbite could open a beer bottle...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent,
-----------------------------

Are you suggesting that they are chosen because of other more
discreet abilities?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 02:41 PM (lCWOD)

203 Our problems started when we stopped hanging judges.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 26, 2024 02:42 PM (J8LnB)

204 Next up: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang redux.

Oh wait, Kamala already has it covered...or maybe Fani Willis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 02:42 PM (XeU6L)

205 Face?
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:41 PM (2e48P)

Knew it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 02:42 PM (XkYcA)

206 Yes; I get that she has boobs

-------------------------

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU COULD'VE STOPPED RIGHT THERE!!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESSBERGER at April 26, 2024 02:42 PM (2UnvF)

207 That chin could clear cows off the railroad tracks

Booyah! Nothin' but net! Elvis has left the building.
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:36 PM (/7KEl)

Ok, that was funny.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:42 PM (0jLKZ)

208 Knew it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 02:42 PM (XkYcA)

You set em up I knock em down

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:43 PM (2e48P)

209 Another cashew-head. Why does it always have to be cashew-heads?

I don't know... I think she is quite handsome.

Posted by: Mr. Peanut at April 26, 2024 02:43 PM (8Ejqr)

210 Her pet is a Chinchilla.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:43 PM (0jLKZ)

211 That's Dylan Mulvaney, right?!?

Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at April 26, 2024 02:44 PM (iNp3L)

212 We spread information
They spread disinformation.
So we started an anti-disinformation group.
They countered with anti-disinformation disinformation
So we started an anti anti-disinformation disinformation group.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:44 PM (PHukT)

213 Thank you

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:44 PM (/7KEl)

214 Her pet is a Chinchilla.
Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:43 PM (0jLKZ)
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She toasts by saying, "Chin-chin!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:45 PM (Be/+i)

215 The slag always floats.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:45 PM (PHukT)

216 big chin villain: one name that comes up on google in robert d'zar, whom I never heard of

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2024 02:45 PM (B1FKF)

217 If you saw her mother, you would say "she's a chin off the old block".

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:45 PM (0jLKZ)

218 Girl boss from hell.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (rJ48h)

219 We spread information
They spread disinformation.
So we started an anti-disinformation group.
They countered with anti-disinformation disinformation
So we started an anti anti-disinformation disinformation group.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:44 PM (PHukT)
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This sounds like the "Get Smart" episode where CONTROL had to retrieve the plans for the anti-anti-anti-missile-missile-missile-missile.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (Be/+i)

220 Yeah, we got nothin

Posted by: Chinese Phone Book at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (2UnvF)

221 She could have been honest and said that her goal was to desseminate only government allowed speech, and ban any alternative viewpoints.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (lTGtQ)

222 Surprisingly she does not have one of those fake lip moles.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (PHukT)

223 I didn't know Mary Poppins was supposed to frighten small children.

Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (OguvZ)

224 Robert Z'dar was great in the Maniac Cop series.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 26, 2024 02:47 PM (UfRqq)

225 170 it's not polite to point!
Posted by: ace at April 26, 2024 02:33 PM (KRtlO)

With her chin ? Don't think she can help that one

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 02:47 PM (Akjoo)

226 I believe there are objective truths

Earth orbits the Sun
grass is green
water's wet
Rush is not music

the rest is up for debate

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:47 PM (/7KEl)

227 Cashew head used to be declared as a sign of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 02:47 PM (8zz6B)

228 "What's a cashew head ?
Her head looks like a crescent moon."

Like Mac Tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4_b5PHWg8

Posted by: Gunslinger at April 26, 2024 02:48 PM (R2gO3)

229 She once did a chin-up and couldn't get back down.

Someone stop me. Please.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 26, 2024 02:48 PM (0jLKZ)

230 216 big chin villain: one name that comes up on google in robert d'zar, whom I never heard of
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2024 02:45 PM (B1FKF)

This guy:

https://tinyurl.com/2w55r5jk

Was in Tango and Cash, among others.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 26, 2024 02:48 PM (di6C2)

231 OK... this is a funny video about Trump buying Mar-a-Lago ~1min Goes to X

https://tinyurl.com/53fc9bub

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 02:48 PM (Q4IgG)

232 re me at 216: or maybe michael berryman, although he looks more like the horror movie type

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 26, 2024 02:48 PM (B1FKF)

233 I’m in late. That woman is insane. I have nothing else

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at April 26, 2024 02:49 PM (xT8gx)

234
A GOOD STASI WHORE STAYS BOUGHT, H8RS!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 02:49 PM (xG4kz)

235
In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap, the job's a game
And every task you undertake becomes a piece of cake
A lark, a spree, it's very clear to see

That a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
The medicine go down, the medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
In a most delightful way

Posted by: Poppins at April 26, 2024 02:49 PM (XeU6L)

236 Chin chinimy chin chinimy chin chin chaloon

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 02:49 PM (6EiMS)

237 That chin is big enough to hold four sets of balls

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 02:49 PM (yikga)

238 Nina Jankowicz says criticism of 'disinformation researchers' poses 'greatest threat' to country

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"Climate change" and "Ultra MAGAts" hardest hit ..

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 02:50 PM (B+S6v)

239 Your average Billy goat has a shorter chin than her

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 02:50 PM (yikga)

240 I'd take her chin against John Henry in a rail spike-driving contest any day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2024 02:51 PM (T+Iwg)

241 What a twat. (pronounced like Paul Joseph Johnson, of course)

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:52 PM (uqyzO)

242 That's quite a chin

maybe she's 'Chin' nese

huh? is that funny or what

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)

243 A spoonful of sugar helps the disinformation go down.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

244 That chin is big enough to hold four sets of balls

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 26, 2024 02:49 PM (yikga)

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Heh. There's a Chinese phone book joke in there somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 02:52 PM (ntO9o)

245 Can't wait til Jim Jordan finds out about this. Bet he'll fire off an extra angry letter!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 02:53 PM (2UnvF)

246 Heh. There's a Chinese phone book joke in there somewhere ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 02:52 PM (ntO9o)
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see 220.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:53 PM (Be/+i)

247 At dinner, she doesn't use a napkin, she calls a 'chin' ney sweep!
HAH
nailed it

I'm on a roll

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:54 PM (/7KEl)

248 I guess I have underestimated the number of useless parasites in this country.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:54 PM (uqyzO)

249 If it was just left to me and Nina to repopulate earth I would take a spoonful of arsenic

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:55 PM (2e48P)

250 I guess I have underestimated the number of useless parasites in this country.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:54 PM (uqyzO)
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There are useful parasites?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:55 PM (Be/+i)

251 What is so special about her that people throw her millions to keep her employed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:55 PM (PHukT)

252 *Watson, not Johnson. One-handed typing while on Oxy....

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (uqyzO)

253 I like the way she just presumes to be the arbitrator of disinformation. Which 3-letter outfit's funding this shit?

DHS is probably laughing their ass off at another agency being conned by this weirdo.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (Q4IgG)

254 I didn't know Mary Poppins was supposed to frighten small children.
Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM (OguvZ)

Only when she sings "Chin Chin Cheree.."

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (K+UlC)

255 Why are all our leaders so hellbent on showing themselves to be childish monsters...singing Mary Poppins tunes.??

They are all so infantile. How did this country get to such a place

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)

256 There are useful parasites?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:55 PM (Be/+i)

Remoras clean sharks....

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (uqyzO)

257 Imagine how pointy her elbows must be.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:57 PM (PHukT)

258 Remoras clean sharks....
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (uqyzO)
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Are they technically a parasite, though?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:57 PM (Be/+i)

259 No idea why she is still a number, her first foray into public life went down in flames 🔥

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 02:57 PM (fwDg9)

260 I'd take her chin against John Henry in a rail spike-driving contest any day.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2024 02:51 PM (T+Iwg)

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lol

When Stanky Janky was just a little baby,
Sittin' on her daddy's knee,
She gave one long sad and lonesome cry,
Said, "A hummer be the death of me, Lord, Lord."
Said, "A hummer be the death of me."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 02:57 PM (ivQtu)

261 Are they technically a parasite, though?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 02:57 PM (Be/+i)

Then there are all those odd bacteria in guts...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (uqyzO)

262 Slow news day ?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (Akjoo)

263 Does this make Ace an anti disinformation disinformation expert?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (PHukT)

264 I didn't know Mary Poppins was supposed to frighten small children.
Posted by: spindrift at April 26, 2024 02:46 PM

Somewhere on the U Toob there's a trailer for Mary Poppins recut as a horror movie. It's actually pretty well done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (Wnv9h)

265 Uh
Clicked on her video
she's nuts

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (/7KEl)

266 Imagine how pointy her elbows must be.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 26, 2024 02:57 PM (PHukT)

Early entry for comment of the year (tm)

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 02:59 PM (2e48P)

267 Then there are all those odd bacteria in guts...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (uqyzO)
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Parasitism involves infliction of harm on one of the parties, so that's more mutualism.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:01 PM (Be/+i)

268 They are all so infantile. How did this country get to such a place

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)

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The Devil and Karl Marx ... but mostly The Devil.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 03:01 PM (ivQtu)

269 What is so special about her that people throw her millions to keep her employed?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

She needs a paycheck until the deep state can plant her into another role harassing Americans. So the CIA kicked in some black money.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 26, 2024 03:01 PM (lTGtQ)

270 Uh
Clicked on her video
she's nuts
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (/7KEl)

Picture above should have told ya - nature's way of saying "Do Not Click"

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 03:02 PM (K+UlC)

271 Biden administration dropping the plan to ban menthol cigarettes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 03:02 PM (63Dwl)

272
STANKEY JANKEY!
Posted by: Inogame

STUTTERING STANKEY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:03 PM (xG4kz)

273 Speaking of crazy bitches, have y'all talked about Kristi Noem giving the world a detailed description of the time she took her "untrainable" dog to a gravel pit and shot it to death?

http://tiny.cc/rf7vxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:03 PM (eyxn4)

274 WNB

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 03:03 PM (W/lyH)

275 Looks like tornadoes west of Corsicana. Homeless need to get under a bridge.

Posted by: Eromero at April 26, 2024 03:03 PM (o2ZRX)

276
Biden administration dropping the plan to ban menthol cigarettes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

They're trying to claw back the votes of black men.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:04 PM (xG4kz)

277 "So the CIA kicked in some black money."

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... and this kind of thing is the real reason for the 60 Billion goin to Ukraine

Posted by: E.T. at April 26, 2024 03:04 PM (cm4d3)

278 Biden administration dropping the plan to ban menthol cigarettes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 03:02 PM (63Dwl)
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Internal polling with respect to certain demographics must be worse than we thought...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:04 PM (7fElN)

279 It seems that Sideshow Karine Jean-Pierre has survived the coup attempt

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:04 PM (/7KEl)

280 271. Worried about the ghetto votes.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 26, 2024 03:04 PM (gJHrU)

281 Her expertise in Disinformation is being a lier

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 03:05 PM (fwDg9)

282 Slow news day ?
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (Akjoo)

It shouldn't be.
It's my birthday!
Everybody PARTY!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 03:05 PM (W/lyH)

283 >Biden administration dropping the plan to ban menthol cigarettes.

good news
I like Marlboro Menthols in summer

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:05 PM (/7KEl)

284 Happy Birthday, Diogenes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (2UnvF)

285 Speaking of crazy bitches, have y'all talked about Kristi Noem giving the world a detailed description of the time she took her "untrainable" dog to a gravel pit and shot it to death?

http://tiny.cc/rf7vxz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:03 PM (eyxn4)

Eh, dog was a chicken killer.

Out in the country that's a death sentence.

I don't see anything crazy about it.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (eDfFs)

286
There are signs online that the Hamas Pantifada crowd is just itching to disrupt the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday.

Pay-per-View should be angling for the broadcast rights.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (xG4kz)

287 Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 03:05 PM (W/lyH)

Happy Birthday !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (Akjoo)

288 Parasitism involves infliction of harm on one of the parties, so that's more mutualism.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:01 PM (Be/+i)

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You also have (one of my new favorite words, h/t Dr. Brett Weinstein) parasitoids that -- like The Left --are parasites that kill their host.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 03:08 PM (ivQtu)

289 Why are all our leaders so hellbent on showing themselves to be childish monsters...singing Mary Poppins tunes.?? ...
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 26, 2024 02:56 PM (OiAR7)
++++
Mary Poppins was a benevolent dictator, which is how they see themselves?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)

290 >>>Speaking of crazy bitches, have y'all talked about Kristi Noem giving the world a detailed description of the time she took her "untrainable" dog to a gravel pit and shot it to death?

Hillary says "Oh yeah? Call me when she's crib strangled newborn puppies with her giant, gnarled bare hands..."

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 03:08 PM (K+UlC)

291 Call them what they are...

They are not Disinformation Specialists... they are Anti Free Speech UnAmerican Assholes.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2024 03:08 PM (xaFKb)

292 God forbid that we decide for ourselves what and who to believe. We should always let the government make that decision for us.
Because of course, the government knows best and is always looking out for our best interest.

Also, I have a bridge for sale. Cheap.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 26, 2024 03:09 PM (Lo97M)

293 Happy birthday JJ and Diogenes

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 03:09 PM (RIvkX)

294 I guess the cherry on the top is that she refused to release a list of donors.

"Sunshine" for thee, but not for me.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

295 Mary Poppins was a benevolent dictator, which is how they see themselves?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)
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Yeah, but Mary leaves when she's no longer needed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:09 PM (Be/+i)

296 Mary Poppins was a benevolent dictator, which is how they see themselves?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 03:08 PM (HnUIn)

And... Poor Bert... Mary was a cock tease... hell, she even kissed a Penguin... but Burt? nooooo...

Bitch.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2024 03:09 PM (xaFKb)

297 God forbid that we decide for ourselves what and who to believe. We should always let the government make that decision for us.
Because of course, the government knows best and is always looking out for our best interest. ...
Posted by: Florida Peasant at April 26, 2024 03:09 PM (Lo97M)
++++
Although it comes from an admirable ambition, "doing your own research" is dangerous and makes you more likely to accidentally consume disinformation.

No joke. That's the line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (HnUIn)

298 I don't see anything crazy about it.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (eDfFs)

What was her point in telling the story?

I would think regardless of context killing a dog is third rail stuff.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (2e48P)

299 Thank you everyone.

*sips bier*

A good day.
You too JJ!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (W/lyH)

300 Hey, all,

Been doing some actual work-work, but when I went out the car during lunch, I found that some lint-head students have blocked the westbound avenue in front of the college next to where I work and were chanting (many with masks on!?) the "Free Palestine" garbage.

I asked one of the cops standing and watching all this, "Has any group ever changed anyone else's mind about an issue by blocking traffic and pissing people off?" He grinned and said, "Nope."

I told him, "My suggestion is two words. Tear gas." He shrugged.

Unless the clowns move to the other side of the avenue, it shouldn't affect my commute home. Except drivers will slow down to look. Maybe I'd better take another route.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

301 I would think regardless of context killing a dog is third rail stuff.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (2e48P)

I agree

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (Akjoo)

302 Julie Andrews had a squeaky clean image, but I always had the hots for her

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

303 285 Speaking of crazy bitches, have y'all talked about Kristi Noem giving the world a detailed description of the time she took her "untrainable" dog to a gravel pit and shot it to death?

http://tiny.cc/rf7vxz
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:03 PM (eyxn4)

Eh, dog was a chicken killer.

Out in the country that's a death sentence.

I don't see anything crazy about it.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (eDfFs)
__________

The dog sounded rabid to me, like clearly not right in the head

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

304 They know all there is to know about Propaganda and nothing of the truth

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 03:12 PM (fwDg9)

305 There are signs online that the Hamas Pantifada crowd is just itching to disrupt the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday.

Pay-per-View should be angling for the broadcast rights.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (xG4kz)

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BREAKING: F. Joe Will Challenge His Riotous Base to a Push-Up Contest, Fat!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 03:12 PM (ivQtu)

306 Eh, dog was a chicken killer.

Out in the country that's a death sentence.

I don't see anything crazy about it.

Executing the dog at a gravel pit is crazy. Take it to a vet and have it put down humanely. Most likely that gravel pit is a public shooting range. They shouldn't have to deal with gore at their range.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:12 PM (eyxn4)

307 Wolfus, this is your chance to run down a leftist for peace!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (RIvkX)

308 Julie Andrews had a squeaky clean image, but I always had the hots for her
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)
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She apparently had a reputation for swearing like a sailor.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (Be/+i)

309
The dog sounded rabid to me, like clearly not right in the head
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (iFTx/)

Husband works at an animal rescue center and there are some dogs they get that are just not trainable to be adopted.. They try all methods of training and hate to do it but some have to be put down

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (Akjoo)

310 278 Biden administration dropping the plan to ban menthol cigarettes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 03:02 PM (63Dwl)
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Internal polling with respect to certain demographics must be worse than we thought...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:04 PM (7fElN)

Lol. Is you aint smoking cools you aint........uh uh.....Smoke em if ya got em. Vote donk amirite

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (OiAR7)

311 Unless the clowns move to the other side of the avenue, it shouldn't affect my commute home. Except drivers will slow down to look. Maybe I'd better take another route.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

Sounds like a good day to leave an hour early. You know those protesters are going to be tapping the Friday afternoon keg any time now.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (W/lyH)

312 Executing the dog at a gravel pit is crazy. Take it to a vet and have it put down humanely. Most likely that gravel pit is a public shooting range. They shouldn't have to deal with gore at their range.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:12 PM (eyxn4)

=====

And apparently killed a goat right after killing the dog.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 03:14 PM (DRSnL)

313 gore at their range.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:12 PM (eyxn4)

/Sings

Gore... gore on the range....
Where the Dear and the Antelope played...
Where seldom is heard
A Liberal Word...
And the Gun Nuts get rowdy all dayyyyyyyyy....

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2024 03:14 PM (xaFKb)

314 Then there are all those odd bacteria in guts...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 02:58 PM (uqyzO)
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Parasitism involves infliction of harm on one of the parties, so that's more mutualism.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:01 PM (Be/+i)
______________

The gut bacteria are commensal organisms, living in mutual benefit to themselves and the host. (E.g., aiding in digestion, synthesizing some vitamins, etc.)

Don't think so? Take a course of antibiotics that wipes out the enteric bacteria and find out differently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)

315 Next Noem will tell the story of how she had to run over a child to avoid running over two children.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 03:15 PM (2e48P)

316 O/T but apparently today is Carol Burnett's 91st birthday.

I didn't even realize she's still around.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2024 03:16 PM (T+Iwg)

317 She apparently had a reputation for swearing like a sailor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (Be/+i)

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The fuck I do!

Posted by: Julie Andrews at April 26, 2024 03:16 PM (2UnvF)

318 Wow. Dog killing, running down Jew haters, Mary Poppins fantasies and psycho cashews. What a day.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 26, 2024 03:16 PM (Aoykm)

319
Although it comes from an admirable ambition, "doing your own research" is dangerous and makes you more likely to accidentally consume disinformation.

No joke. That's the line.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Well then, it is just fooking-A-(mazing) that I was able to author a doctoral thesis, one dozen-and-a-half peer reviewed research articles and one patent without falling prey to the dangers posed by "doing your own research".

I look forward to "doing [their] own research" being put forward as the excuse for why the feeble-minded scholars of DEI fell prey to rampant plagiarism in their published works.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:16 PM (xG4kz)

320 Lunatic fringe...I know you're out there
You're in hiding and you hold my meetings
I can hear you coming... Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding and you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming I know what you're after
I love you and will let you kill the laughter

Lunatic fringe...Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there in the twilight's last gleaming
But this is open season on Trump and cause you've got to blame Trump
For your my confusion we're on guard this time (on guard this time) to F**k Over Trump
Arrest is final electoral solution
I know what you're after Trump

Lunatic fringe In the twilight's last gleaming
But this is open season and Trump won't get too far
Cause I got to blame someone for my own confusion

We can hear Trump coming (we can hear you coming)
No, you're not going to win this time (not gonna win)
We can hear the footsteps (we can hear the footsteps)
Hey, out along the walkway (out along the walkway)
Can you feel the resistance and and you feel the thunder when I fall flat on my face off of Air Force One !!!!

Posted by: Joe Demetia Bye-Dumb at April 26, 2024 03:16 PM (15lwl)

321 Gore... gore on the range....
Where the Dear and the Antelope played...
Where seldom is heard
A Liberal Word...
And the Gun Nuts get rowdy all dayyyyyyyyy....
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2024 03:14 PM (xaFKb)

Groovy! It's got a great beat and you can dance to it.

Posted by: Zombie Dick.Clark Interviews Zombie Teenaged on American Bandstand at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (W/lyH)

322 >gore at their range.
Posted by: bonhomme

not to be confused with the Gore Range, which is part of the Rocky Mts here in Colorado

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

323 There are signs online that the Hamas Pantifada crowd is just itching to disrupt the White House Correspondents Dinner on Saturday.

Pay-per-View should be angling for the broadcast rights.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:07 PM (xG4kz)
_______________

Sign me up!

I blame Big Popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)

324 A bullet is a few cents and done right is immediate lights out. A vet visit can be days away and cost a lot more. Dog's dead either way, but the first way means he's not killing any chickens on your farm while you wait for a hitman to do your dirty work.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (UfRqq)

325 Julie Andrews had a squeaky clean image, but I always had the hots for her

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

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That was Olivia Newton-John for me.

I'm old enough to remember when her song "Let's Get Physical" was banned from on-air play in Utah (per my LDS High School friends who were going to school at BYU).

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (ivQtu)

326 I would think regardless of context killing a dog is third rail stuff.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (2e48P)

I agree
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (Akjoo)

Oh, I agree that telling the story was lousy politics. Unless her constituency is all farmers and ranchers.

I was raised in Texas. And, at least back in the day, a dog that killed chickens or livestock simply would not be tolerated. It would be put down.

I suppose her point was that she's not afraid to get her hands dirty if it's the right thing to do.

Still, not great politics probably.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (eDfFs)

327 I told him, "My suggestion is two words. Tear gas." He shrugged.

Bayonet

Posted by: Vibe Check at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (cOq4q)

328 A lying liar runs a CIA Op to protect other lying liars.

Seems on point actually.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (sAmhv)

329 Although it comes from an admirable ambition, "doing your own research" is dangerous and makes you more likely to accidentally consume disinformation.

No joke. That's the line.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Well then, it is just fooking-A-(mazing) that I was able to author a doctoral thesis, one dozen-and-a-half peer reviewed research articles and one patent without falling prey to the dangers posed by "doing your own research".

I look forward to "doing [their] own research" being put forward as the excuse for why the feeble-minded scholars of DEI fell prey to rampant plagiarism in their published works.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:16 PM (xG4kz)
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Their argument that doing your own research is bad does seem to undermine the whole purpose of academia...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (7fElN)

330 Julie Andrews had a squeaky clean image, but I always had the hots for her
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

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Guess you've never seen S.O.B.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

331 She apparently had a reputation for swearing like a sailor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (Be/+i)
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Well, we certainly can't have here on the HQ, that's for sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)

332 And apparently killed a goat right after killing the dog.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 03:14 PM (DRSnL)

Hillary says "Yeah? Baby goats are the worst, like Jeffery - but they go down easy like if you just squeeze their pretty little necks with your giant, gnarled hands...umm, wait, maybe I'm saying to much here..."

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (K+UlC)

333 I told him, "My suggestion is two words. ~~Tear gas~~ grape shot." He shrugged.

Unless the clowns move to the other side of the avenue, it shouldn't affect my commute home. Except drivers will slow down to look. Maybe I'd better take another route.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (Wnv9h)

334 I would think regardless of context killing a dog is third rail stuff.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (2e48P)

I ate those haram bastards and was still elected President!

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 26, 2024 03:19 PM (OguvZ)

335 I killed and ate a rooster week before last because he kept trying to go for my eyes when I was bringing him water.

Should I have got a vet to do that?

Posted by: leoncaruthers at April 26, 2024 03:19 PM (UfRqq)

336 Sit! Stay! Shake? Roll over!

Fuck it

BLAM

Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 26, 2024 03:19 PM (2UnvF)

337 Where seldom is heard
A Liberal Word...
And the Gun Nuts get rowdy all dayyyyyyyyy....
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 26, 2024 03:14 PM (xaFKb)

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Near perfect description of TXMOME!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

338 >Guess you've never seen S.O.B.

Posted by: Jordan61

I have
it changed my world

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:20 PM (/7KEl)

339 >gore at their range.
Posted by: bonhomme

not to be confused with the Gore Range, which is part of the Rocky Mts here in Colorado
Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

If Gore.wwre.on the range, he'd be hard to miss. The dude's a blimp!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024 03:20 PM (W/lyH)

340 She apparently had a reputation for swearing like a sailor.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 26, 2024 03:13 PM (Be/+i)
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Well, we certainly can't have here on the HQ, that's for sure.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)
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It's reserved strictly for September 19 (Talk Like A Pirate Day).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:20 PM (7fElN)

341 Their argument that doing your own research is bad does seem to undermine the whole purpose of academia...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:18 PM (7fElN)
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It's a curiously stupid position, and reminds me of a conversation I overheard between a man and his girlfriend. The latter, looking at a huge crane, wondered aloud how something that size could be built. The guy replied, "through use of an even bigger crane, silly."

Someone, somewhere had to do his own research, obviously. Does their admonition apply to him, too?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 03:21 PM (YqDXo)

342 Near perfect description of TXMOME!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 26, 2024 03:19 PM (7fElN)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 26, 2024 03:21 PM (DRSnL)

343 Robert Preston had a great line in that movie:

"A shyster is a dishonest lawyer. I'm a quack."

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:21 PM (/7KEl)

344 Wolfus, this is your chance to run down a leftist for peace!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024

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Yah, but think how much it would cost me to detail the car's front end and get the suspension realigned!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

345 Russell Brand says he is "taking the plunge" this Sunday and will be baptized a Christian 🙏

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I wish him the best.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at April 26, 2024 03:22 PM (L/fGl)

346 Julie Andrews had a squeaky clean image, but I always had the hots for her

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:11 PM (/7KEl)

She apparently hated that squeaky clean image.

In her Blake Edward's movie "S.O.B.", they make a big deal of showing her topless.

In fact, that was the big selling point, of the movie. Otherwise, it was very lame.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 03:22 PM (eDfFs)

347 I wish him 🤿

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:23 PM (/7KEl)

348 I would have guessed Carol was underground
Well shows how much I keep track

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 03:23 PM (fwDg9)

349 Sit! Stay! Shake? Roll over!

Fuck it

BLAM
Posted by: Kristi Noem at April 26, 2024 03:19 PM (2UnvF)

Are you not entertained! This place...

Posted by: Boswell at April 26, 2024 03:23 PM (K+UlC)

350 not to be confused with the Gore Range, which is part of the Rocky Mts here in Colorado

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (/7KEl)

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I thought that the Gore Range was the extent of variability in Al Gore's rape impulse following the Release of his Second Chakra.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 03:23 PM (g83Hw)

351
I had to flush my beloved goldfish Goldie down the toilet.

I bawled like an infant for two weeks.

Posted by: Adam "Master of the Tear and Jerk" Kinzinger at April 26, 2024 03:24 PM (xG4kz)

352 I suppose her point was that she's not afraid to get her hands dirty if it's the right thing to do.

Still, not great politics probably.
Posted by: naturalfake at April 26, 2024 03:17 PM (eDfFs)

She has the tin ear of her compatriots in the GOP. And we're stuck having to defend these people.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 03:24 PM (2e48P)

353 >In her Blake Edward's movie "S.O.B.", they make a big deal of showing her topless.

In fact, that was the big selling point, of the movie. Otherwise, it was very lame.

AYKM
those few seconds turned a 'meh' movie into a cinematic tour de force

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)

354 her dating profile says stronk and independent with a Mac Tonight head.

Posted by: x at April 26, 2024 03:25 PM (Yfotv)

355
... well, that was unsavory

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 03:26 PM (xG4kz)

356 I mean, Julie Andrews' bare jumblies! That's Holy Grail territory..

Posted by: Don Black at April 26, 2024 03:26 PM (/7KEl)

357 An nood.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 26, 2024 03:26 PM (T+Iwg)

358 Yah, but think how much it would cost me to detail the car's front end and get the suspension realigned!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:22 PM (J2vNu)

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You need the Assault Vehicle with Snowplow Attachment.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 26, 2024 03:27 PM (g83Hw)

359 Unless the clowns move to the other side of the avenue, it shouldn't affect my commute home. Except drivers will slow down to look. Maybe I'd better take another route.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

Sounds like a good day to leave an hour early. You know those protesters are going to be tapping the Friday afternoon keg any time now.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2024

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I usually leave half an hour early on Fridays. If they're still there at four, I can whip around, drive up an access lane to a parallel street about half a mile north, and come back down to the main avenue to avoid these pointy-heads. Usually I don't go that way because it's not well-paved . . . but sometimes ya gotta make the horse ford the river whether he likes it or not.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:27 PM (J2vNu)

360 > And apparently killed a goat right after killing the dog.

She fucked up the job too. She shot the goat, wounding it. Then she had to run back to her truck to get more ammo.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 26, 2024 03:28 PM (eyxn4)

361 I was just talking to Angelo from Amtrak and he said 100% of the dead Union members he knows support me......

Posted by: Joe biden at April 26, 2024 03:29 PM (15lwl)

362 "Thoroughly Modern Millie" had Julie Andrews and Carol Burnett

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 26, 2024 03:31 PM (RIvkX)

363 It's a curiously stupid position, and reminds me of a conversation I overheard between a man and his girlfriend. The latter, looking at a huge crane, wondered aloud how something that size could be built. The guy replied, "through use of an even bigger crane, silly."

Someone, somewhere had to do his own research, obviously. Does their admonition apply to him, too?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

The use a smaller crane to assemble the larger one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 03:32 PM (cOq4q)

364 To answer Peter Doocy's Question on why Biden is a Complete F**kup .........

"Are You Not Entertained ??????????????????

Posted by: Karine Jean-Pierre at April 26, 2024 03:33 PM (s+cGt)

365 I'll bet that her piercing isn't practically perfect.

Posted by: Sen. Cardin's Gay Intern at April 26, 2024 03:36 PM (Uz5Aa)

366 Oh, the protesting lint-heads are gone. Traffic is moving at its normal glacial pace on both sides of the road.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 26, 2024 03:45 PM (J2vNu)

367 CNN anchor Poppy Harlow announced Friday she is departing the network after 16 years.

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2024 03:47 PM (RHGPo)

368 Nina Jankowicz and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

The struggle is real.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 26, 2024 04:19 PM (lf83v)

369 Is it just me, or is every single public figure named Nina an AWFL psychopath?

Posted by: Garth Vader at April 26, 2024 10:44 PM (PdR98)

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