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Quick Hits 2: Tokyo Drift


Biden forgot the date of January 6th, even though he says it every third sentence.

President Joe Biden suffered yet another gaffe Thursday as he mixed up the date of the Jan. 6 riots during a glitzy fundraiser hosted by Hollywood stars Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones at their Westchester home.

Biden, the oldest-ever US president at 81, made the blunder as he ripped his Republican rival, former President Donald Trump, 77, in front of the star-studded crowd.

"We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6, January 6th, excuse me," the commander-in-chief said, according to a White House pool report.


Video here.

Biden's chief of strategy tried to gently encourage Karine Jean-Pierre to leave the job she is so horribly incompetent at, but she was too fucking stupid to take the hint.


De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn, 66, the wife of Biden personal attorney Bob Bauer, told colleagues she had decided to call in prominent Democrats to explain to Jean-Pierre, 49, that the time was ripe to move on, sources told The Post.

"There was an effort to have some outside folks who Karine knows and trusts talk to her about why leaving last fall would have made a lot of sense for her and her career," the source said, calling it an "effort to encourage her to move along."

Jean-Pierre, the person added, "had been in the job for a year and a half at that point, which is a pretty standard tenure for a press secretary in what is admittedly a very demanding job [and] Jeff and Anita [tried] to have folks that she would listen to and trust talk to her about why it might be wise to do that."

Jean-Pierre's predecessor, Jen Psaki, was press secretary for one week shy of 16 months before leaving to take a job as a host and analyst at MSNBC.

A second source told The Post that "Jeff [Zients] and Anita [Dunn] were trying to find Karine a graceful exit" because of the ugly optics of removing her against her will.

"There's a huge diversity issue and they're afraid of what folks are going to say," added this source, who said they learned of the effort from multiple people briefed by Dunn and confirmed at least one person from outside the administration did speak with Jean-Pierre.

The revelation of Dunn's plan is likely to make for awkward workplace dynamics, the first source said, but is unlikely to result in Jean-Pierre's departure.

"She has been pretty consistent in telling people from the minute she got the job that she was going to stay through the election," they said.


"I think Karine has decided to stay come hell or high water and that's that."

CNN's ratings disaster Poppy Harlow is bright enough to take the hint.

Veteran CNN host Poppy Harlow is leaving the struggling cable news network -- two months after the cancellation of "CNN This Morning," where a slew of on-air meltdowns had sparked last year's ouster of Don Lemon.

Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots.

Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.

House lawmakers called on the IRS to investigate U.S.-based anti-Israel activist groups that have financial links to China, according to a letter obtained by the Washington Free Beacon on Wednesday.

Members of the House Ways and Means Committee said they are concerned that "foreign adversaries are taking advantage of loopholes to impact American political activity with little-to-no transparency."

The letter follows reports connecting the Chinese government to a network of U.S.-based nonprofit groups.

The People's Forum, a group that helped organize anti-Israel walkouts in New York City public schools, is bankrolled by Chinese propagandist and tech mogul Neville Roy Singham, the New York Times reported last year. The organization encouraged student protesters to shout anti-Semitic chants, such as "from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free," a slogan that calls for the elimination of the Jewish state.

"Not only do these activities raise serious national security concerns, but they also raise questions about whether organizations like this receive foreign funding from America's adversaries and whether the Internal Revenue Service ('IRS') is conducting oversight of entities like these," wrote the lawmakers in a letter to IRS commissioner Daniel Werfel.

The letter also raised concerns about other China-linked political groups. The Energy Foundation, a U.S.-based nonprofit that promotes climate change activism, operates primarily out of China and has significant ties to the government, Fox News reported in December.

The Energy Foundation has pushed for U.S. green energy policies that would benefit China, which dominates the global solar energy and battery industries.

Hamas and Iran are, get this, big fans of anti-Israel (and anti-Jew) protests on American "college" campuses.

An official with the Palestinian terror group Hamas and the supreme leader of Iran have praised the growing college campus protests in the United States against Israel's military offensive in Gaza, including pro-Hamas demonstrations at Columbia University that have driven fear into the hearts of Jewish students.

Columbia University in New York City announced a shift to hybrid classes after protestors set up a "Gaza Solidarity Encampment" last Wednesday. This led to the arrest of more than 100 people after Columbia University President Minouche Shafik authorized police to clear the camp. The demonstrators resettled the encampment, and there have been multiple reports of Jewish members of Columbia's community feeling unsafe due to the encampment.

The demonstration has prompted calls for the Biden administration to take away the school's federal funding and discipline the demonstrators, which some say should include revoking the visas of the students expressing support for terrorist groups.

Um, obviously. Stupid American brats have the right to chant "Death to America" in America. Nasty terrorist foreigners do not. Being here is a privilege, not a right.

Oh what am I talking about, The Regime has decided that every f*cking foreigner in the world has an inalienable right to mob up in America.


On Wednesday, Izzat Al-Risheq, a member of Hamas' political bureau, accused the Biden administration of violating student and faculty rights, claiming that they are only rejecting "the genocide that our Palestinian people are the subjected in the Gaza Strip at the hands of the neo-Nazi Zionists."

USA Today quoted the Hamas official as saying, "Today's students are the leaders of the future."

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei also praised the protests.

"Western governments say the Resistance Front is terrorism," Khamenei wrote in a tweet. "This comes at a time when people flew Hezbollah's flag in a street in the US. The people of the world are supporting the Resistance Front because they are resisting & because they are against oppression."

Khamenei's "oppression" comment comes as the Islamic Republic of Iran has a notorious record for infringing on the rights of religious minorities through imprisonment. Iran also used lethal force to crack down on widespread protests in 2022.

Remember during the Iraq War when Bill Kristol would attack anyone questioning the war as giving support to terrorists?

He's not saying that anymore, is he?

Iran is begging students to stop Israel's war against its proxies. Half of Hez'ballah's commanders have been exterminated in the Hez'ballah stronghold of south Lebanon.

Israeli counterstrikes have killed "half of Hezbollah's commanders in southern Lebanon," Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant revealed on April 24. Gallant's remarks came as Israel launched an unusually intense wave of bombing sorties against the Iran-backed terrorist group's forces in southern Lebanon. "These were the men responsible for belligerent actions, for the drive to strike at the citizens of the State of Israel," Gallant said during a visit to Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Northern Command. The other half, he added, "are in hiding and abandoning southern Lebanon in the face of IDF actions."

Gallant signaled that Israel could escalate to a ground operation if mediated diplomatic efforts to get Hezbollah to withdraw from the border failed. "Our main objective was and remains to bring about a different security situation here and for residents of the northern State of Israel to be able to go back home to quiet and safety," Gallant said, referring to some 80,000 civilians evacuated from border communities. "The coming period will be decisive in this regard."

Crush those cockroaches.

Google fired another 20 of its disruptive pro-terrorist "workers," after firing 28 previously.

Google has fired more employees who were involved in protests over the tech company's cloud computing contract with the Israeli government. The workers held sit-ins at the company's offices in California and New York over Google's $1.2 billion contract to provide custom tools for Israeli's military.

Google has fired more employees who were involved in protests over the tech company's cloud computing contract with the Israeli government. The workers held sit-ins at the company's offices in California and New York over Google's $1.2 billion contract to provide custom tools for Israeli's military.

Google has fired an additional 20 employees who participated in a protest last week against the company's defense contract with the Israeli government.

This brings the total number of employees laid off due to the protest to 50, according to the group that organized the demonstrations, No Tech for Apartheid.

My count is 48 total but you know, Hamas sympathizers tend to inflate numbers, don't they?

Jane Chung, a spokesperson for the group, said some of the dismissed employees were "nonparticipating bystanders" during the sit-in protests held on April 16 at Google's offices in Sunnyvale and New York. The group labeled the tech giant's action as an "aggressive and desperate act of retaliation."

The media rule: If rightwingers get into a scuffle with cops, they "attacked hardworking policemen."

If leftwingers attack cops, write that there were "clashes with police." It's just a case of mutual combat -- no bad guys, no good guys, just all misunderstandings all around.


The hot new trend in TikTok? Skeezy foreigners bragging about how they're scamming the welfare systems and charitable networks in western countries.


A tranny gets into a Dollar Store employee's grill about hysterical claims of "misgendering."

The transgender didn't read the Law of Pronouns carefully enough -- black guys don't play the pronoun game.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:17 PM




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1 1st!

Posted by: GF at April 26, 2024 06:18 PM (aJxr8)

2 Good evening!!
First time in four years I don’t have a kid going to prom. 🤷‍♀️
Feels weird and kind of sad

Posted by: Jmel at April 26, 2024 06:22 PM (bVhJi)

3
Jane Chung, a spokesperson for the group, said some of the dismissed employees were "nonparticipating bystanders" during the sit-in protests held on April 16 at Google's offices in Sunnyvale and New York. The group labeled the tech giant's action as an "aggressive and desperate act of retaliation."


"We don't care if it's the last act of 'Henry V', you're leaving."

-- Goggle Hunch-hoes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:23 PM (xG4kz)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 26, 2024 06:23 PM (T4tVD)

5 What do you expect one day after World Penguin Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2024 06:23 PM (7dvxi)

6 Is biden really trying to force the first openly gay transgender POC out of her job as press secretary?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 06:24 PM (QNSds)

7 What do you expect one day after World Penguin Day?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
........

a hangover after all the parties.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

8 Google has fired more employees who were involved in protests over the tech company's cloud computing contract with the Israeli government. The workers held sit-ins at the company's offices in California and New York over Google's $1.2 billion contract to provide custom tools for Israeli's military.


Money talks. Bullshit walks. Always.





Always.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:25 PM (0hu/3)

9 Mister Scott. potatus isn't doing anything but eating ice cream, shuffling along, lying and drooling into a cup. The powers behind the idiot are doing trying to deep 6 the gay poc.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 06:26 PM (2NHgQ)

10
Trans person harasses worker for “misgendering.” It’s all a narcissistic power trip.


Tonight, on "Dollar General Scalp Hunter"!

"You're gonna lose your job here sir -- I guarantee that!" * sashays out of the store *

"Have phone, will record" reads the card of a 'man'
A damsel without honor in a savage land ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:27 PM (xG4kz)

11 A tranny gets into a Dollar Store employee's grill about hysterical claims of "misgendering."

The transgender didn't read the Law of Pronouns carefully enough -- black guys don't play the pronoun game.


Some crackers don't either.

You can pretend to be anything you want.
What you CAN'T do, is force me to play along.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (0hu/3)

12 Woohoo! Quick hits after party, y'all.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 06:28 PM (ftFVW)

13 Tranny at Dollar General, textbook insane. Ignore the calm voice and what passes as reasoning. INSANE!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 06:29 PM (2NHgQ)

14
Tranny at Dollar General, textbook insane.


I love how both DG employees were having none of its shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:30 PM (xG4kz)

15 You soy boys don't know how to handle these college kids rioting for terrorists.

In my day, we'd send in the scoops.

Hickory scalp massages work too.

Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at April 26, 2024 06:31 PM (cCxiu)

16 Jan. 6th riots? You call that a riot? I call it petitioning the government for redress.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at April 26, 2024 06:33 PM (XMwZJ)

17 Tranny at $ general:

This comment made me LOL

"He put the "trans" in "trans-action declined""

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 26, 2024 06:33 PM (n/1xr)

18 "Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots."

---

Is this because Republicans are stupid, or because they're trying to A. Deflect from the fact it's really their friend in Qatar, or B. They're trying to create more momentum to go to war with Chi Nah in case these other two wars don't work out, or 3. Both.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:34 PM (41Nl3)

19 Good evening, horde. Happy weekend!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 26, 2024 06:34 PM (OX9vb)

20 "It's not that you're queer, dude. It's that your money is queer."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:35 PM (8zz6B)

21 I thought Toyko Drift was the third one.

This would be:

2 Quik 2 Hit

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (Qn+B5)

22 There's a lot of people telling me to steal housing and electricity, if you want to be technical.

These people shoulda been spanked more as children.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ftFVW)

23 ***Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.***
--------------

Communist USSR funded the revolting '60's as the red communist Chinese are funding the revolting '20's.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (lCWOD)

24 >>Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.

Well, why not, under the scheme the West is hellbent to implement, China doesn't have to do anything, except reap the rewards.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (XV/Pl)

25 I thought it was hilarious that the "transgender" repeatedly says "effing" this and then complains that the Black guy said "f***".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (XkYcA)

26 Freudian. To Biden and Democrats, June 6 was the darkest day ever. The day their friends in the National Socialist party were put on their heels.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:38 PM (lX8VI)

27
A second source told The Post that "Jeff [Zients] and Anita [Dunn] were trying to find Karine a graceful exit" because of the ugly optics of removing her against her will.


Handicapped as she is by being incapable of providing even a simple answer without first flipping through page after page in her "answers' binder", KJP cannot even land a coveted "greeter" job at War*Mart.

The poor dear.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2024 06:39 PM (xG4kz)

28 15 You soy boys don't know how to handle these college kids rioting for terrorists.

In my day, we'd send in the scoops.

Hickory scalp massages work too.
Posted by: Zombie Charlton Heston at April 26, 2024 06:31 PM (cCxiu)

I like the cut of your jib young man ...

Posted by: zombie Richard J. Daley at April 26, 2024 06:39 PM (TTAGa)

29 That Charlie LeDuff squatter interview is like ten years old

Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:40 PM (H7a9c)

30 People in Gutter aren't smart enough to engineer a proper fight against Israel I don't think they are smart enough to run the insurrection over here.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM (lCWOD)

31 From end of previous thread:

And in other news, they unveiled the 2024 Tacoma TrailHunter and TRD Pro, 65K with destination and 72K OTD.

1200 dollars a month for 60 months.

That's a lot of money yo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM (XV/Pl)

32 KJP is 49?
Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due.

Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2024 06:42 PM (fzELb)

33 Death to palestine.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (LfcYE)

34 32 KJP is 49?
Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due.
Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2024 06:42 PM (fzELb)

There's a raggedy ann doll somewhere that looks awful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (Qn+B5)

35 Whoops, did not know Charlie LeDuff was charged with domestic violence last year, good thing I did not say that was one of his greatest hits

Posted by: Han Shawnity at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (H7a9c)

36 Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due.
Posted by: Montec at April 26, 2024 06:42 PM (fzELb)

She could get an honest Gummint job at Mustang Ranch. Oh, wait...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:44 PM (8zz6B)

37 Surprising no one with an above room temp IQ, 'unnamed' militants launched a mortar attack on the pier the US is building in Gaza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:44 PM (mjTX4)

38 @32

>>KJP is 49? Gotta say she looks great for her age.


As the saying goes, black don't crack.

Letitia James is 65 for instance.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (XV/Pl)

39 Death to palestine.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:43 PM (LfcYE)

Saw a bunch of shabby pro-Hamas posters on lamp posts in downtown Phoenix today. We need to print up some really snazzy "Nuke Gaza" posters, and plaster them over top.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (8zz6B)

40 People in Gutter aren't smart enough to engineer a proper fight against Israel I don't think they are smart enough to run the insurrection over here.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM (lCWOD)

They're literally funding it. Who the "masterminds" are, behind the actual children on various campi, all chanting their nonsense, are likely the same damn people who have been doing Occupoop Wall Street and Antifag and BLM and all the rest of the yoots in revolt we've had for the past few decades.

But make no mistake, this isn't speculation. Qataris oligarchs, and Soros, and the Qatari government are funding it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (e6/Nr)

41 The police at Emerson need to bring a tractor trailer size paddy wagon and arrest everyone who failed to disperse.

Posted by: Tar Bae at April 26, 2024 06:46 PM (uR4Tu)

42 Green energy, living down, eating bugs - Maurice Strong and Agenda 21 lead the way.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:47 PM (mjTX4)

43 >>> De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn, 66, the wife of Biden personal attorney Bob Bauer, told colleagues she had decided to call in prominent Democrats to explain to Jean-Pierre, 49, that the time was ripe to move on...

Dunn? The Maoist Dunn?
Why didn't she just take out back and make her kneel at the edge of the gutter like Maoists do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 06:47 PM (cOq4q)

44 You keep using this term "held their ground". I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)

45 And in other news, they unveiled the 2024 Tacoma TrailHunter and TRD Pro, 65K with destination and 72K OTD.

1200 dollars a month for 60 months.

That's a lot of money yo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:41 PM


I paid $32,000 for my Tacoma TRD 4X4 Sport in 2016. More than doubled in 8 years. Probably going to suck it up and buy one as this will be the last pickup truck that I ever buy barring misadventure.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 06:48 PM (QNSds)

46 Of course Maoist Dunn

You think there's a Moist Dunn?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (mjTX4)

47 Notice that the squatter said she (it?) was encouraged to do this by others.

- I suspect big RE corporations are encouraging this in order to change tenant rights laws, so that they can more easily evict.

- Also, china, just to destroy the West.

I think I said it here that China is the most likely funder behind student protests. They have had a lot of trouble originating in their student population, so of course they see this as a vulnerable point on our society. They have also worked hard to police their student population at home and abroad. And, of course they won the VN war in large part due to student protests in the USA.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (RAuzl)

48 Point of order! This should be Quick Hits 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

49 Of course Maoist Dunn

You think there's a Moist Dunn?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (mjTX4)

If she were to fall overboard while cruising the Marianas Trench, she would be moist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:50 PM (8zz6B)

50 Obligatory but too late:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxAiLuPHnHs

Bring on the scoops.

Posted by: DaveA at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (FhXTo)

51 "KJP is 49?
Gotta say she looks great for her age. I thought she was late 30 And yes I know she’s a lesbian. Still credit where it’s due."

I never knew a garbage pail kid could look so good!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (89Sog)

52 De facto White House communications chief Anita Dunn
----

I forget, is Anita Dunn the idiot commie psycho who said Mao was her favorite political philosopher, or is she some other idiot commie psycho?

Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (BGygK)

53 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

54 Green energy, living down, eating bugs - Maurice Strong and Agenda 21 lead the way.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Strong bit the dust years ago. Not that it matters.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (IG4Id)

55
Dunn? The Maoist Dunn?
Why didn't she just take out back and make her kneel at the edge of the gutter like Maoists do.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
---------------------------------

Crazy Dunn. They have to keep her out of the public eye.
Glen Beck did a number on her while he was at FOX.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (lCWOD)

56 June 6 was when all his uncles enlisted, wasn't it?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

57 Clown World ™
@ClownWorld_

Now they’re just making sh!t up

https://tinyurl.com/4f5zz7mh

Posted by: redridinghood at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (NpAcC)

58 If you want 100% authentic Commie Psycho - Che Guevara

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (mjTX4)

59 And, of course they won the VN war in large part due to student protests in the USA.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:49 PM (RAuzl)

Vietnam’s foreign policy for the past 1000 years: keep China out of Vietnam. They were always aligned with the USSR during the Cold War, not China.

I don’t think this is China; why should they spend a dime when they can kick back and watch others do it? Many anti-American groups exist in this country that can organized this just as well. For a foreign source of money? Saudi Arabia (they love paying off everybody) or Qatar.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut)

60 Let's Go Rangers!

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (rskKm)

61 Dang. Just sous chef'ed dinner. 🥘
Ramen casserole. Chopped onions, sliced red & yellow bell peppers 🫑.

Wife uses 3 of the .25 cent ramen noodle packages minus the seasoning packet and we brown some ground beef and add in the hoisin sauce and soy sauce. Mmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (0hu/3)

62 And Beau lost his life trying to take the beach at Omaha on June 6, 1944

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

63 Strong bit the dust years ago. Not that it matters.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (IG4Id)

In China. Probably a surfeit of Peking Duck. No bugs for him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (8zz6B)

64 June 6th

Battle of Midway
Normandy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (mjTX4)

65 53 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip


To think, 49 and she has the debating skill of a sophomore, and the logic and sense of a high school student.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (RAuzl)

66 She has this affliction that causes her to stick out her tongue and waggle it around while she is speaking. Common people interpret it as some form of possession.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (lCWOD)

67 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (LfcYE)

68 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)


See? Lying is good for the soul.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (+myjY)

69 57. Textbook insane.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (2NHgQ)

70 58 If you want 100% authentic Commie Psycho - Che Guevara
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:53 PM (mjTX4)

I want a Che Guevara shirt!

Except the one I want will feature what he looked like after being warmly greeted upon arrival in Bolivia.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

71 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)
______________

Are we talking years of IQ points?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (YqDXo)

72 >>> The police at Emerson need to bring a tractor trailer size paddy wagon and arrest everyone who failed to disperse.
Posted by: Tar Bae

Use CS gas and bayonets to channel them into the wagon.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (cOq4q)

73 Ho Chi Minh admitted that the student anti war protests saved North Vietnam from inevitable defeat.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (dOnWV)

74 @45

>>Probably going to suck it up and buy one as this will be the last pickup truck that I ever buy barring misadventure.

Buying a new vehicle today is prohibitively expensive, buying a new pickup truck is preposterous.

The interesting thing is that the Toyota 4Runner is typically about 5k more than the Tacoma, that means the TRD Pro and TrailHunter 4Runners are going to be close to 70k MSRP or above before options, taxes and fees.

Insanity.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (XV/Pl)

75 OR IQ points?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

76 I paid $32,000 for my Tacoma TRD 4X4 Sport in 2016. More than doubled in 8 years. Probably going to suck it up and buy one as this will be the last pickup truck that I ever buy barring misadventure.
Posted by: Mister Scott


We paid $47k for a 2021 F-150. With a true friends and family discount. (My sister is married to the gm of the dealership) There were only two trucks on the lot during the chip shortage. I hope between that and the 2007 Ranger, I won't have to buy another truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (0hu/3)

77 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (LfcYE)

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Pookin pa nub

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (2UnvF)

78 I forget, is Anita Dunn the idiot commie psycho who said Mao was her favorite political philosopher, or is she some other idiot commie psycho?
Posted by: Cave Johnson at April 26, 2024 06:51 PM (BGygK)

There is nothing to do in Moscow but eat, sleep and shit.

Posted by: Mao at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (8sMut)

79 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (LfcYE)
______________

She reminds me that we need a new toilet brush.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

80 Raggity Karine is 49?
I wouldn't put her past 34 at most
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

See? Lying is good for the soul.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 06:56 PM (+myjY)

She's lying. She's actually 27.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (lX8VI)

81 Except the one I want will feature what he looked like after being warmly greeted upon arrival in Bolivia.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

----
This is a good business idea. Is there a photo? You should go for it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (RAuzl)

82 To think, 49 and she has the debating skill of a sophomore, and the logic and sense of a high school student.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:55 PM (RAuzl)



The ability to regurgitate the inquiry-appropriate gaslighting instantly without cracking up would qualify her for many careers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (+myjY)

83 why should they spend a dime when they can kick back and watch others do it?
-------------------------

It takes a lot of money to run a civil war. Ask the CIA.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 06:59 PM (lCWOD)

84 She reminds me that we need a new toilet brush.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 06:59 PM (0hu/3)

85 Damn Deplorable Jay, I hate spitting wine all over my monitor!

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (LfcYE)

86 Buying a new vehicle today is prohibitively expensive, buying a new pickup truck is preposterous.

The interesting thing is that the Toyota 4Runner is typically about 5k more than the Tacoma, that means the TRD Pro and TrailHunter 4Runners are going to be close to 70k MSRP or above before options, taxes and fees.

Insanity.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 06:57 PM (XV/Pl)

The truck I still drive, with TT&L, cost $17,211. A similarly equipped truck today is $40,000.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (8sMut)

87 so when is the Trump/Biteme Death Match Debate?

Trump is going to disgrace Biteme more than he does all by himself.. Gonna be Glorious!1

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ERdWw)

88 KJP reminds me of Buckwheat.
Posted by: Ben Had

Hahaha, now I'm going to imagine her saying "o'tae" at the end of every press conference.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

89 This is a good business idea. Is there a photo? You should go for it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (RAuzl)

Caution: NSFW

https://tinyurl.com/y6p9faus

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:00 PM (Qn+B5)

90 That poor fella at the Ghetto Store is prolly on probation or parole and he has to restrain himself from stomping a mudhole in that sodomite's ass to stay out the joint.

No one deserves to be treated like that. He has a right to be free from harassment by a sexual deviant sodomite while at his place of work.

Always swing on the sodomite, then when they are picking up their teeth explain to them biology as you show them the door.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 07:01 PM (R/m4+)

91 Raggity Karine is 49? I wouldn't put her past 34 at most.
Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)


Really ? Seriously ... I'd put here somewhere between thirty and seventy. In a spot where she has the mic, and confident enough to keep saying dumb shit with no remorse.

She talks like most people drive. With zero self awareness.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:02 PM (Rt+pf)

92 I purposely bought a new 4 door Wrangler in 2011 because I figured the body style would never change and I could drive it for 20 years or more

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (dOnWV)

93 Speaking of China and destruction of US energy supply

I heard a bit about new EPA regs outlawing all coal by 2035 (I think)

Is this official now? Will it stand up to the courts? You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (RAuzl)

94 Deplorable Jay that too

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (fwDg9)

95 Dead Che t-shirt.
https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k
Although not graphic enough.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

96 Don't think one can get anything more than a four in the Tacoma.
Might wait until Toyota gets a taste of reality (Ford Ranger now available with a V6) and brings back their V6.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (lCWOD)

97 This is a good business idea. Is there a photo? You should go for it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 06:58 PM (RAuzl)

There are plenty of them. The iconic "dead Che" pic is in extreme landscape format, which doesn't fit a T-shirt well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (8zz6B)

98 You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Nah, surely they'll have the unicorn fart supply worked out by then.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (ftFVW)

99 Caution: NSFW

https://tinyurl.com/y6p9faus
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thanks., Not as gruesome as I had hoped for a good T-shirt image.
Maybe colorized with lots of red it would work.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (RAuzl)

100 You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM (RAuzl)


Nope. Republicans would only pounce on it.

Posted by: The MSM at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (+myjY)

101 @87

>>so when is the Trump/Biteme Death Match Debate?

I will go on record right now and say they will never debate.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 07:06 PM (XV/Pl)

102 Thanks., Not as gruesome as I had hoped for a good T-shirt image.
Maybe colorized with lots of red it would work.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (RAuzl)



Not everyone dies colorfully with an ice axe sticking out of his skull.

Posted by: Zombie Trotsky at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (+myjY)

103 Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots.
Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.


And China's behind Fent coming in to the United States.
And China's behind a good deal of illegal guns coming in the United States. (how do I get my hands on some of those? Oh, Chinese-made. Nevermind).
China is behind propaganda-as-education via the Confucius Instutute.
China is behind massive spying operations in the US.
And the list goes on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

104 Dead Che t-shirt.
https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k
Although not graphic enough.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at April 26, 2024 07:04 PM (2NHgQ)

Nice! I'm gonna get a bunch and hand them out like candy.

Thanks neverenoughcaffeine!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (R/m4+)

105 Only 4 cyl turbos. The top TRD Pro has a 63k starting price by the website.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (Qn+B5)

106 Biden will sarcastically laugh throughout any debate while rambling outrageous lies. It's his debating MO.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (dOnWV)

107 All speculation is a dead letter until after the election.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (lCWOD)

108 Wretched patient down the hall screaming like they were killing a baby goat.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 26, 2024 07:08 PM (i82PB)

109 Honestly google - fire them as fast as you identify them.

You don't have to get them all - just show you mean business and the rest will find better avenues to express their stupidity.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 07:08 PM (nLFEI)

110 Thanks., Not as gruesome as I had hoped for a good T-shirt image.
Maybe colorized with lots of red it would work.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:05 PM (RAuzl)

He cleaned up real nice.

Posted by: Bolivian photographer at April 26, 2024 07:08 PM (8zz6B)

111 I hereby give permission to all men to play the knock out game at will in every social circumstance like a man does....
It worked for thousands of years to keep society in check to a degree. Punks that whip out guns need to be executed at the police station..

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (ERdWw)

112 Hi Karine, its me, Anita. Yes, I know it's very late. Sorry, but something important to the Boss's re-election was relayed to me 10 minutes ago and we urgently need to revise tomorrow's talking points. I can't discuss it on the phone. No, if we go to the White House reporters may see us and be suspicious. Tell you what, meet me in Fort Marcy Park at 1 AM, OK? Park anywhere. I'll find you.

Posted by: Anita Dunn at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (5fDan)

113 Only 4 cyl turbos. The top TRD Pro has a 63k starting price by the website.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (Qn+B5)


Mercedes has AMG
BMW has M
Lexus has F
Toyota has TRD

Seems like the marketing team over at Toyota kind of screwed that one up.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (+myjY)

114 Dead Che t-shirt.
https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k
Although not graphic enough.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Yellow smiley face with bullet hole in head.

https://tinyurl.com/456ssd8k

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (0hu/3)

115 Honestly - nobody cares about your pronouns. If we make a mistake, it's because we don't give a shit.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (nLFEI)

116 Seems like the marketing team over at Toyota kind of screwed that one up.
Posted by: Cicero


It was created by one of the Toyota grandkids. Probably no one wanted to explain it to him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 26, 2024 07:11 PM (IG4Id)

117 Smiley face with bullet hole:

https://tinyurl.com/24ue2322

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2024 07:11 PM (0hu/3)

118 my 1990 F350 4x4 that I owned for 34 years went bye-bye this morning. Donated to Vehicles for Veterans, they picked it up this morning.
Sad.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

119 115 Honestly - nobody cares about your pronouns. If we make a mistake, it's because we don't give a shit.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at April 26, 2024 07:09 PM (nLFEI)

That wasn't the point; It was upset because it's credit card was decliined, so cried trasphobia. It needs to put the lotion on before it gets the hose.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

120 Anybody able to tell me why I can post on Edge now, but not FireFox ... and I have to minimize the "banner" at the bottom a couple times ?

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Rt+pf)

121 103 Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots.
Oh, and China is also behind "Green Energy" propaganda, to cripple the country.

And China's behind Fent coming in to the United States.
And China's behind a good deal of illegal guns coming in the United States. (how do I get my hands on some of those? Oh, Chinese-made. Nevermind).
China is behind propaganda-as-education via the Confucius Instutute.
China is behind massive spying operations in the US.
And the list goes on...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

122 120 Anybody able to tell me why I can post on Edge now, but not FireFox ... and I have to minimize the "banner" at the bottom a couple times ?

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Rt+pf)

I'm posting on FF right now.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

123 @105

>>Only 4 cyl turbos. The top TRD Pro has a 63k starting price by the website.

Toyota is only putting Turbo 4 Bangers in all of their mid-size trucks and SUV's

It's 63K and change before destination of 1500, so it's 65k base price. You add any options like roof rack, side steps, ARB compressor, etc and you can get that sucker over 70K before you add taxes, title and fees.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 07:14 PM (XV/Pl)

124 Who the fuck is training all the lefty weirdos in their verbal assaults and behavior. These fuckers are like the talking head media ass holes . Whatever is said in LA is said in NY verbatim. How the fuck does that happen? The same thing with tranny weirdo douchebags and also protestors screaming when a cop just touches them. These people have been trained up. By WHO , WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN?????

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:14 PM (ERdWw)

125
We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6

It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (63Dwl)

126 I might even shed a tear over beer tonight.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (v0R5T)

127 22 There's a lot of people telling me to steal housing and electricity, if you want to be technical.

These people shoulda been spanked more as children.
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 06:37 PM (ftFVW)

"I was provoked" has been replaced with "I was encouraged." It can not possibly be that "I broke the law."

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (uqyzO)

128 Check shirt is OK, would like gruesome as well

Posted by: Skip at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (fwDg9)

129 Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks . Homos. Tranny's and college fucktards!!!
Somewhere we have to realize there is a price to pay and getting locked up is one of them....

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ERdWw)

130 I'm posting on FF right now.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)


When I try it ... this "sponsored" thing pops up on the right, and the post button doesn't work.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (Rt+pf)

131 124 Who the fuck is training all the lefty weirdos in their verbal assaults and behavior. These fuckers are like the talking head media ass holes . Whatever is said in LA is said in NY verbatim. How the fuck does that happen? The same thing with tranny weirdo douchebags and also protestors screaming when a cop just touches them. These people have been trained up. By WHO , WHAT, WHERE AND WHEN?????

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:14 PM (ERdWw)

They're not the only ones. My son has had to deal with folks deciding to record him because their credit card was declined and he wouldn't give them any freebies. He ended up having the other employees there record the entire thing. Guy said he would call the police, and my son said "Good idea; please call them". Lots of grifters out there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (ynpvh)

132 26 Freudian. To Biden and Democrats, June 6 was the darkest day ever. The day their friends in the National Socialist party were put on their heels.
Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 06:38 PM (lX8VI)

And it was the day the Allies set foot on the ground, touching off the race to Berlin and eventually denying Leftist's friends the Soviets a larger swath of Germany (and probably more of Europe).

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (lg881)

133 When I try it ... this "sponsored" thing pops up on the right, and the post button doesn't work.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:16 PM (Rt+pf)


What's your membership level? Maybe you need to upgrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (+myjY)

134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

135 FF was chewing up my old 7. It would literally collapse mid post.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (lCWOD)

136 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)

137 125
We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6

It was the dark of the moon
On the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin' logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin' hogs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 26, 2024 07:15 PM (63Dwl)

D-Day. Lots of good men lost their lives on those beach-heads.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

138 These people shoulda been spanked more as children.
Posted by: She Hobbit

and sniffed.

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

139 Navel Lint Membership level seems to work fine on Chrome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (Qn+B5)

140 I heard a bit about new EPA regs outlawing all coal by 2035 (I think)

Is this official now? Will it stand up to the courts? You all know that that means the energy supply will collapse and we will all freeze in the dark. Seems like it should be bigger news.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at April 26, 2024 07:03 PM


Once it is published in the federal register it will be tied up in court for decades. It's a wet dream for the global warming crowd nothing more.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (QNSds)

141 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)



Surf City has two girls for every boy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

142 134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

Hah, yes, that too, but it was a concerted effort with the deep-state apparatchiks. So maybe their real enemy is US.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

143 China owns half the science departments at the Ivy's.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (lCWOD)

144 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had
.......

They are kinda short.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

145 141 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)


Surf City has two girls for every boy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

146 "Surf City has two girls for every boy."

Those ain't girls.

Posted by: fd at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (vFG9F)

147 Beijing has three boys for every girl.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (+myjY)

148 China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

Sausage Party of a country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (Qn+B5)

149 "Republicans want the IRS to look into Chinese funding of anti-Israel protests and riots."

Is their plan to hold hearings and do nothing, or hold hearings, do nothing, and send Ukraine more money?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (yjcVA)

150 There is approx 3.2 chinese for every American.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (LfcYE)

You need a team of at least six to pull a plow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (8zz6B)

151 Cicero, happy sailing.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (LfcYE)

152 Anybody able to tell me why I can post on Edge now, but not FireFox ... and I have to minimize the "banner" at the bottom a couple times ?
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (Rt+pf)

Well, first, the earth cooled. And then, the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat, so they died and they turned into oil. And then, the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Johnny at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (iODuv)

153 Surf City has two girls for every boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

It has a good beat, easy to dance to, I'd give it an eight.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (uqyzO)

154 Those ain't girls.
Posted by: fd

It's ma'am!

Posted by: Gamestop Tranny at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ftFVW)

155 It was a dark day when I stormed the beach at Normandy.

Posted by: Joey at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L)

156 Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (LfcYE)

Thanks, BH. If all goes according to plan, this Sunday!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (+myjY)

157 Have you tried the new Scoog 1.0 beta browser?

Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)

158 Surf City has two girls for every boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

Are they busty bikini brunettes?

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

159 C'mon Shesty. That was weak.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (LkLld)

160 148 China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

Sausage Party of a country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (Qn+B5)

Had a brother over there who, on a bus, saw two girls kissing each other. Yeah, homosexuality doesn't exist in China.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (ynpvh)

161 Biden is a “just in time” industrial gaff production plant, not a gaff machine

Please stop selling him short, haters.

Posted by: 13times at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (7IAWv)

162 134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)


It still really doesn't sink in here. China lost control of a bio weapon ... for whatever level of "bio weapon" that shit virus was ... that WE, the USA, paid THEM to fuck with.

The world, seriously, should be really pissed with the Chinese and us.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (Rt+pf)

163 They are kinda short.
Posted by: wth at April

Short people are cute people! Hello, friends

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (ZdaMQ)

164 Ok, that'll do.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (LkLld)

165 Is their plan to hold hearings and do nothing, or hold hearings, do nothing, and send Ukraine more money?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
---------------------

Yes

Posted by: Braenyard at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (lCWOD)

166 Posted by: Johnny at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (iODuv)

LOL.
You forgot about Chucky's love of tampons.
LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

167 Have you tried the new Scoog 1.0 beta browser?
Posted by: That guy who always asks... at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (mH6SG)


I gave FenBrowse a try. But it just scolded me whenever I did ... well, much of anything.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:23 PM (Rt+pf)

168 You mean like launching a bio weapon...

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

One we created and paid for. This war is getting more complicated by the minute.

Posted by: ... at April 26, 2024 07:23 PM (lX8VI)

169 64 June 6th

Battle of Midway
Normandy

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2024 06:54 PM (mjTX4)
----
Did Beau die at both battles?

Posted by: Ciampino - Pluck Yew Tootbootie at April 26, 2024 07:23 PM (qfLjt)

170 162 134 It's almost like China is in an undeclared war against us or something...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:13 PM (ynpvh)

You mean like launching a bio weapon...
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 26, 2024 07:17 PM (uqyzO)

It still really doesn't sink in here. China lost control of a bio weapon ... for whatever level of "bio weapon" that shit virus was ... that WE, the USA, paid THEM to fuck with.

The world, seriously, should be really pissed with the Chinese and us.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at April 26, 2024 07:22 PM (Rt+pf)

In an active war scenario, the best bioweapon is one that kills everybody it contacts right away, but rather kills a good number after a few days to a week, forcing other to take care of the sick, thus taking out even more combatants.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

171 Sharon enters the chat

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (LfcYE)

172 China was also behind the super secret lab in I think it was Reedly in the San Joaquin valley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (+sUxd)

173 is NOT one, but rather...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

174 China has less than one girl for every boy. Doesn't sound nearly as good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

Sausage Party of a country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:20 PM (Qn+B5)

Had a brother over there who, on a bus, saw two girls kissing each other. Yeah, homosexuality doesn't exist in China.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM


All I remember of China was leaving the casino in Macau and wandering over to the border crossing with China. Nearly every other person in the line going back into China had a clear trash bag slung over their backs filled with toilet paper.


China is literally a third world country with a $hit ton of other peoples money to sling around.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (QNSds)

175 It was a dark day when I stormed the beach at Normandy.
Posted by: Joey at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (XeU6L)
.......

cannibals everywhere.

Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (v0R5T)

176 172 China was also behind the super secret lab in I think it was Reedly in the San Joaquin valley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (+sUxd)

Yup. And buying up farmland. And buying up land near military bases. And sending spy balloons over the US...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

177 Toyota TuRD?? LOL great marketing

Posted by: Ex GOP at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (GpUII)

178 "Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks."

Uhhh, phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (KAi1n)

179 178 "Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks."

Uhhh, phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (KAi1n)

I would say; the celibate ones are probably no fun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

180 "The world, seriously, should be really pissed with the Chinese and us."

We taught the Chinese a lesson. The lesson being that they can destroy western democracy with a slightly stronger than average strain of the flu.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (yjcVA)

181 You forgot about Chucky's love of tampons.
LOL
Posted by: jim
-----
Camilla, Kamala...it's getting hard to keep all of the players straight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

182 If Trump and Biden debate (I'd be willing to bet against it happening), I hope Trump is smart enough (and can drop his ego) to not try to really "win" and tout himself, but rather just set traps for Biden to walk into, rakes for Joe to step on. Since any "substance" would likely mean nothing to either side, better to just allow Biden to show himself as mentally defunct and/or bizarre.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (lg881)

183 181 You forgot about Chucky's love of tampons.
LOL
Posted by: jim
-----
Camilla, Kamala...it's getting hard to keep all of the players straight.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

One that stats with Kum sucks.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

184 Short people are cute people! Hello, friends
Posted by: Piper

They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Posted by: Randy Newman at April 26, 2024 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

185 My count is 48 total but you know, Hamas sympathizers tend to inflate numbers, don't they?

==


48,000 thousand workers !!

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 07:28 PM (V13WU)

186 Nice!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

187 184 Short people are cute people! Hello, friends
Posted by: Piper

They got little hands - check!
And little eyes - nope
And they walk around - check!
Tellin' great big lies - nope
They got little noses - check!
And tiny little teeth - nope
They wear platform shoes - sometimes
On their nasty little feet - nope
Posted by: Randy Newman at April

Posted by: Piper at April 26, 2024 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

188 "We'll certainly never forget the dark days of June 6, January 6th, excuse me," the commander-in-chief said, according to a White House pool report.

You know who else never forgot the dark days of June 6, right?!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 26, 2024 07:30 PM (fvaUq)

189 One thing I must say is Ace has colorful advertisers. heh heh WTF Schizos , Pooky Park looking MF's and Zombie King Harv. Its a party up in here!!!

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (ERdWw)

190 Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.

Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (dOnWV)

191 China is literally a third world country with a $hit ton of other peoples money to sling around.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (QNSds)

Yup...Red China is on borrowed time.

They will be The Yellow Haiti in a few years.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

192 They wear platform shoes - sometimes
On their nasty little feet - nope
Posted by: Randy Newman

Or no shoes, h8r!

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ftFVW)

193 179 178 "Im sick and tired of getting dominated by fucking chicks."

Uhhh, phrasing?

Posted by: SFGoth at April 26, 2024 07:25 PM (KAi1n)

I would say; the celibate ones are probably no fun.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024 07:26 PM (ynpvh)

I denounce myself. Where do I remit my man card?

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:33 PM (ERdWw)

194 CHina buys most of Iran's oil. The chicoms are the only thing that is keeping Iran afloat. Funny that, because US is the only thing that keep China afloat - US is China's largest trading partner, and China is US's 3rd largest trade partner (after a place called Canada and Mexico). Ain't that special ??

Posted by: runner at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

195 "according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian."

I am *so* OK with that.

https://youtu.be/YYHyAIFG3iI?si=4u0_-A8NTjeafMRY

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (yjcVA)

196 @190

>>Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.

Technically, the world is majority Asian if you take on the more expansive definition.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (XV/Pl)

197 One thing I must say is Ace has colorful advertisers. heh heh WTF Schizos , Pooky Park looking MF's and Zombie King Harv. Its a party up in here!!!
Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:31 PM (ERdWw)

Shouldn't Ace be getting ads from Russian companies? You could have Putin Vodka. And Gorky Pork.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2024 07:34 PM (8zz6B)

198 Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (dOnWV)

No Yellow!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

199 58 Surf City has two girls for every boy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
.......

Are they busty bikini brunettes?
Posted by: wth at April 26, 2024 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

Annette Funicello has entered the chat.

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (ERdWw)

200 If Trump had made that gaffe, the headline would be "Trump Calls D-Day a 'Dark Day,' Showing His Support For Hitler"

Posted by: Wally at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (EyElY)

201 198 Well according to Blade Runner the entire world will eventually become majority Asian.
Posted by: polynikes at April 26, 2024 07:32 PM (dOnWV)

No Yellow!
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at April 26, 2024 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

I'll take the airships though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (Qn+B5)

202 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (Qn+B5)

203 1.3 billion dot Indians might dispute that.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 26, 2024 07:36 PM (LfcYE)

204 176 172 China was also behind the super secret lab in I think it was Reedly in the San Joaquin valley.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:24 PM (+sUxd)

Yup. And buying up farmland. And buying up land near military bases. And sending spy balloons over the US...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 26, 2024

That lab bothered me, you know the neighbors knew something was up. I havne't google mapped it to see how close the neighbors were. My friends have yards in industrial areas, you'd notice that. People had to know and be suspicious.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 26, 2024 07:37 PM (O3Jqb)

205 Do they have tiny little bewbs?

Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at April 26, 2024 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

206 I was kinda disappointed with the MA State Trooper video. When I was a kid, we were visiting some relatives in Gloucester. Driving around, Dad pointed out a couple Troopers standing by a car. "Don't ever give those guys any lip Billy, they'll mess you up and throw you into Walpole". At least they still wear the fifty mission crush hat.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 26, 2024 07:39 PM (0EOe9)

207 I must admit I do get solace watching former MMA announcer Steve Inman's videos. heh heh that guy call them!!

Funny shit.. Pick yer poison too funny to pick one...

https://tinyurl.com/27rr2tcr

Posted by: I'm Gumby Damn it! at April 26, 2024 07:48 PM (ERdWw)

208 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2024 07:52 PM (u73oe)

209 89
'Caution: NSFW'

Shhh. He's sleeping

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 26, 2024 07:57 PM (roH4R)

210 Her only possible successor can be a transsexual Black "woman". Anything else would mean turning back the clock on progress.

Posted by: PG at April 26, 2024 07:59 PM (gQbO4)

211 The solution to these situations is to just giggle hysterically, clap your hands, and jump up and down until these persyns leave.

Posted by: Johnny at April 26, 2024 09:05 PM (XU88w)

212 If I were Israel I would not trust Google to keep my military strategy and info intact and secret. Those tech nutters could really mess up their data.

Posted by: PJ at April 26, 2024 09:56 PM (G1dq6)

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