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Opening Statement in Trump Persecution; Outside of Court, Trump Declares, "These are Biden Trials. Everyone knows it."

Yes, everyone knows it.

But 40% of the country is cheering it.

Arriving at the courthouse for the beginning of opening statements, former President Donald Trump blasted the New York criminal case against him as a politically motivated "Biden trial" designed to damage his chances in the upcoming November election.

Trump arrived in court in Manhattan on Monday morning, ahead of opening statements in his trial. Prosecutors for Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's office and Trump's defense attorneys are set to deliver their opening statements. Trump has blasted the trial as pure politics, a "political persecution" and maintains his innocence. "I just want to say before we begin -- these are all Biden trials," Trump said before opening statements were delivered Monday. "This is done as election interference. Everybody knows it."

...

Trump also pointed to New York Attorney General Letitia James' case, in which he was forced to post a $175 million bond and found liable for fraud by New York Judge Arthur Engoron after a months-long civil trial without a jury. Trump criticized James and Judge Engoron, calling the latter an "extremely crazed judge who is the most overturned judge in New York State."

Jake Tapper demanded that a CNN fact -- I mean, opinion-- checker fact-check Trump's opinions about the weakness of the Democrat prosecution.

From Newsbusters:

CNN's resident "fact checker" Daniel Dale usually shows his face on air when CNN wants to attack Donald Trump. On Thursday's The Lead with Jake Tapper, Dale confessed that Trump's statements during jury selection were mostly just opinion, but he mocked the "false conspiracy theory" that President Biden had something to do with Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg's prosecution, even though an Associate Attorney General joined Bragg's team.
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JAKE TAPPER: Daniel, we just heard a little speech from Mr. Trump. What did you make of it? Did he say anything that was not true?

DANIEL DALE: He did. I mean, it was mostly uncheckable, subjective opinion, but he did say a few things that weren't quite right at very least. So he repeated his false conspiracy theory that essentially that Joe Biden is behind this case, which was brought by a locally elected [Democrat!] district attorney. He said Biden is behind it. He has his top people working with the DAs office to make sure everything goes right.

"A few things that weren't quite right" is now the standard for judging an opinion false.

Say Fake Jake, have you gotten around to fact-checking Biden's claim that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:30 PM




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1 Insert witty comment here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (u73oe)

2 Open channel D

Posted by: Open Channel D at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (lbUI4)

3 Jake Tapper still have a show?!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)

4 Called em

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (u73oe)

5 "A few things that weren't quite right" is now the standard for judging an opinion false.

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"He said a true thing, but he gave unapproved framing. It is malinformation."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

6 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at April 22, 2024 01:32 PM (8RNuU)

7 We all know how this is gonna end up.. Lets move on to the guilty verdict and on to the appeal

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:32 PM (Akjoo)

8 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:33 PM (HUXid)

9 Ace messed with the time somehow. His post is stamped 2:30PM.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (MvF+J)

10 Pity Biden's father wasn't eaten by cannibals.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (tkR6S)

11 Jake the Snake. Mewling quim.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (di6C2)

12 Come sit with me, Mr. Trump.

Posted by: Group W Benchwarmer at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (V5BDR)

13 coulda been first, read the content...

eh

anyway, biden wasn't a misstatement about his uncle you raycsis, it's just a folks tale about his family story or sum'tin...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (bving)

14 How many cuck chairs are you on, Jake?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (di6C2)

15 8 Afternoon

yes, i know

Posted by: shirley at April 22, 2024 01:35 PM (F0xPb)

16 PLease President Trump keep it up and keep telling the world what a farce these trials are, your accusers are all thin-skinned venal people who hate being exposed as the thieving lackwits they are.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:35 PM (cbEOI)

17 We really need to know where Brittany stands on this.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2024 01:35 PM (SQ8fl)

18 The laughable part is they say Trump is always lying while ignoring blatant lies from "The cannibals ate My Uncle " Joe

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Akjoo)

19 Ace messed with the time somehow. His post is stamped 2:30PM.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (MvF+J)
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His time machine is still set for the Julian calendar.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:35 PM (7fElN)

20 Tapper will put out a couple of tweets questioning things and then go on his show to cheerlead the prosecution.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (u73oe)

21 I'm not sure Trump spending time on the ground in PA and GA in April would be as effective a campaign tool as this trial. No matter how many dogshit charges they bring, no matter how many dogshit judges, prosecutors, and juries they rig, Trump's poll numbers keep going up. Don't fix what ain't broken.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

22 First, the execution, then the trial!

The Red Queen of Manhattan, probably.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (esflq)

23 How many other trials are there in the wings? Isn't there still unfinished business in GA? I figure the left can keep Trump in courtrooms through the end of the year if they wanted.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (Q4IgG)

24 Trump is wrong - this doesn't come out of Washington. This is all in support of Washington: those marching orders have been in place for a long time. They don't need explicit instruction any more. They just do.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (TOe+Q)

25 > anyway, biden wasn't a misstatement about his uncle you raycsis, it's just a folks tale about his family story or sum'tin...

KJP literally went out during a WH Press Conference and claimed the bizarre lie was symbolic. She also cried that it was out of bounds to joke about.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (eyxn4)

26 How many cuck chairs are you on, Jake?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (di6C2)

i don't think he's actually IN the chair...
if you catch my drift...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (bving)

27 I EAT CANNIBALS

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

28 Facts don't do what you want them to.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 22, 2024 01:37 PM (RIvkX)

29 17 We really need to know where Brittany stands on this.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2024 01:35 PM (SQ8fl)


She stands for Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at April 22, 2024 01:37 PM (PiwSw)

30 OT: LINKS!

NY Post: Dogs slammed as ‘settler-colonial’ as pooches and owners blamed for ‘gentrifying’ NYC by woke activists

https://tinyurl.com/yupknmsr

Boston 25: Patriots owner Robert Kraft ‘not comfortable supporting’ Columbia amid pro-Palestinian protests

https://tinyurl.com/33p4kzu5

Legal Insurrection: ‘Malmö Syndrome’ at Columbia: Leftist-Islamist Reign of Terror Intensifies With Open War Cries
“Protests” Devolve Into Religious War Cries, Demands For More Hamas Attacks.

https://tinyurl.com/5yv57ywc

Via Instapundit x 3

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:37 PM (HUXid)

31 The Potato Famine didn't get the Biden family, but it certainly got Joey's brain.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:37 PM (cbEOI)

32 I'm not sure Trump spending time on the ground in PA and GA in April would be as effective a campaign tool as this trial. No matter how many dogshit charges they bring, no matter how many dogshit judges, prosecutors, and juries they rig, Trump's poll numbers keep going up. Don't fix what ain't broken.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
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Agreed. Trump being on the ground in PA or GA probably doesn't help all that much unless the election mechanisms in those states are FIXED (as in restored to functioning norms--not rigged in his favor).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (7fElN)

33 It's a matter of record Fani Willis, or one of her minions, met with Biden White House officials.

So, it's a stretch to think there's no coordination between what's going on in NY and the White House?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (tT6L1)

34 Take Japper the Fake Fapper.

Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

35 Trump is wrong - this doesn't come out of Washington. This is all in support of Washington: those marching orders have been in place for a long time. They don't need explicit instruction any more. They just do.
Posted by: Beelzebubba at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (TOe+Q)

It would end in a heartbeat if the Kalorama Kommittee decreed it to end.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (tkR6S)

36 Pity Biden's father wasn't eaten by cannibals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (tkR6S)

Papa Biden was busy rolling back odometers on the used cars he was selling.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (+YRf1)

37 Ace messed with the time somehow. His post is stamped 2:30PM.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at April 22, 2024 01:34 PM (MvF+J)

He's out in the middle of the Atlantic on his secret Russian super yacht.

The collusion...it pays well.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (HUXid)

38 How about a Trump rally up the road across from Columbia? Maybe have a few Jewish speakers come testify.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (fs1hN)

39 Dick Dale > Daniel Dale

Posted by: huerfano at April 22, 2024 01:39 PM (VGOMa)

40 30 OT: LINKS!

NY Post: Dogs slammed as ‘settler-colonial’ as pooches and owners blamed for ‘gentrifying’ NYC by woke activists

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:37 PM (HUXid)

Dogs are Haraam in Islam, are they not?

Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 01:39 PM (UnA8+)

41 They don't need explicit instruction any more. They just do.

So Wannsee Conference? Then a Final Solution can't be too far off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:39 PM (cbEOI)

42 anyway, biden wasn't a misstatement about his uncle you raycsis, it's just a folks tale about his family story or sum'tin...

KJP literally went out during a WH Press Conference and claimed the bizarre lie was symbolic. She also cried that it was out of bounds to joke about.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (eyxn4)

yeah, i remember that from last week.

and doocey was like, i'm not joking, i'm asking...

but then she just moved on as expected...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 01:39 PM (bving)

43 the 24/7 looped chyron of "Trump is a convicted felon" will put us over the top

Posted by: Dims at April 22, 2024 01:39 PM (us2H3)

44 Tapper is and always has been a liar and a Pu$$Y

Fkcu that cuck.

I used to like when ace riffed on him

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2024 01:40 PM (NtVYv)

45 Hot Jewish reporter girl got stabbed in the eye by the black bloc fuckers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:40 PM (di6C2)

46 35 As Ace pointed out: "40% of the country is cheering it." I'll vote for DJT again, but I fear that few in govt will follow any orders he gives. TDS is real and widespread.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at April 22, 2024 01:41 PM (MvF+J)

47 Afternoon Ace. Idiot Jayapal says that Trump is using the trials to his political advantage. Well dumbass tell your Dem allies to stop the trials and it won't be a problem.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2024 01:41 PM (Wjvnb)

48 Salon: "It would be a disaster": Judge's ruling could "short-circuit" Trump's plan to testify at trial.

The judge overseeing Donald Trump's criminal hush-money trial on Monday ruled that prosecutors can confront the former president with his past misconduct if he chooses to testify. Prosecutors can ask about Trump's civil fraud ruling and his repeated violations of a gag order in the case as well as the defamation and rape trials brought by writer E. Jean Carroll and another lawsuit in which the Trump Foundation was found to be engaged in repeated self-dealing.


He was never going to do it in the first place. He blusters and postures like always, but he won't do it. And his lawyers will have warned him how disastrous it would be if he did (not that he listens to his lawyers). Also, if the lawyers let him testify knowing he'll lie, which he would because he always does, they're in ethical hot water themselves because they'd be suborning perjury - they'd have to withdraw from representing him.

He won't testify. Later he was tell his moronic followers that the corrupt Judge wouldn't let him.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 22, 2024 01:41 PM (xjuqv)

49 35 As Ace pointed out: "40% of the country is cheering it." I'll vote for DJT again, but I fear that few in govt will follow any orders he gives. TDS is real and widespread.
Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at April 22, 2024 01:41 PM (MvF+J)
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Yep, if Trump wins (a big *if*), then the entire federal behemoth will be in insurrection as soon as the results are in. They'll be joining BLM and Antifa in the streets of D.C. on Inauguration Day.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:42 PM (7fElN)

50 Are we certain it wasn't Joe whose brain got eaten by cannibals?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 22, 2024 01:42 PM (wtvvX)

51 KJP has a terrible job and she's terrible at it, yet, I'm sure she makes a ton of money and has a nice sinecure waiting once she's done with the White House.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 22, 2024 01:42 PM (tT6L1)

52 I stand by my prediction of a shootout between Trump's security team and DOJ/CIA assets.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 22, 2024 01:42 PM (IsZVX)

53 Intercepted DU Transmissions
______

Dispatches from bizarro world

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 22, 2024 01:43 PM (fs1hN)

54 48 Salon: "It would be a disaster": Judge's ruling could "short-circuit" Trump's plan to testify at trial.

The judge overseeing Donald Trump's criminal hush-money trial on Monday ruled that prosecutors can confront the former president with his past misconduct if he chooses to testify. Prosecutors can ask about Trump's civil fraud ruling and his repeated violations of a gag order in the case as well as the defamation and rape trials brought by writer E. Jean Carroll and another lawsuit in
which the Trump Foundation was found to be engaged in repeated self-dealing.

Wow... Some fair trial



Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:43 PM (Akjoo)

55 a coworker who is always little Miss Patty Punctual was late today. I noted this to other coworker, I'm like where is she, she's usually Up and At'em Atom Ant.

So she finally rolls in all disheveled and breathless, saying she "couldn't tear myself away from the trial".

She said of course Trump had to show up and make his speech for his supporters, and I said, Why wouldn't he, he's being railroaded.
And she gave me a really dirty rotten sour look.

And I asked her: Did I say something to disturb you?

And then it devolved from there and I said, Imma go eat my lunch. And I had a knife that I was using to cut me grapefruit in half and I contemplated stabbing her in the throat with it.

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2024 01:43 PM (dCxaZ)

56 Say Fake Jake, have you gotten around to fact-checking Biden's claim that his uncle was eaten by cannibals?

If sharks are cannibals, then yes, he was eaten by cannibals.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2024 01:43 PM (ynpvh)

57 Will Chamberlain
@willchamberlain

The former #3 official in the entire Biden DOJ left that job to fulfill his dream of being a line prosecutor in a local DA's office
To get Trump
But this is totally independent of the administration
@JackPosobiec
2h
BREAKING: Fmr Garland official Matthew Colangelo is now delivering the opening argument in the Trump prosecution

This is a direct signal that the case against Trump comes straight from the Biden Admin, in the middle of an election year

Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2024 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

58 Mind you, I am not now nor have I ever been Sicilian, but I do have my stabby moments.

btw, anyone seen vmom??

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2024 01:44 PM (dCxaZ)

59 32 I'm not sure Trump spending time on the ground in PA and GA in April would be as effective a campaign tool as this trial. No matter how many dogshit charges they bring, no matter how many dogshit judges, prosecutors, and juries they rig, Trump's poll numbers keep going up. Don't fix what ain't broken.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)
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Agreed. Trump being on the ground in PA or GA probably doesn't help all that much unless the election mechanisms in those states are FIXED (as in restored to functioning norms--not rigged in his favor).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (7fElN)

"I'm not locked in with you. You're locked in with ME!" - Walter Joseph Kovacs

Posted by: Darrell Harris at April 22, 2024 01:44 PM (rSZ1S)

60 Hot Jewish reporter girl got stabbed in the eye by the black bloc fuckers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:40 PM (di6C2)

Hot Air: Poisoned Ivy: Jewish Yale Student Stabbed in the Eye During Campus Protest

https://tinyurl.com/3rssv9kv

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:44 PM (HUXid)

61 Trump to testify?

Actually I don't think the prosecutors will want to allow that by even calling him.

Once he takes the stand he may never shut up until they call in the cops to manhandle him.

I think even Letitia James has enough IQ points to realize how bad those optics would be.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:44 PM (cbEOI)

62 Ah, so the Muslims are now going after dogs.

As Ben might say: ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU’VE JUST FOUND OUR RED LINE.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 01:44 PM (Hkcdp)

63 It's a matter of record Fani Willis, or one of her minions, met with Biden White House officials.

So, it's a stretch to think there's no coordination between what's going on in NY and the White House?
Posted by: blake -


Bragg as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (IsZVX)

64 Pro tip for Alvin Bragg and Leticia James. Have the salad, you fatass slobs.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Mu170)

65 Trump doesn't need to campaign. He's a fully known quantity. He can't really extend his appeal.

BUT...the dems can extend his appeal by turning him into a sympathetic figure.

Which they're doing. With admirable effectiveness.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

66 51 Her job is to lie, deflect and stonewall, and to withstand ridicule. It's to keep reporters from talking directly to FJB. She does that job well.

Posted by: Receive gp's Free No-Information Obligation Packet at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (MvF+J)

67 Stabbed in the eye???

Holy crap have things gotten out of control.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)

68 64 Pro tip for Alvin Bragg and Leticia James. Have the salad, you fatass slobs.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Mu170)

No salad dressing

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Akjoo)

69 Sorry, have to do it.

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals
What can you do
You're in a stew
Hot pot cook it up
I'm never gonna stop
Fancy a bite
My appetite
Yum yum gee it's fun
Banging on a different drum
And I eat cannibal
Feed on animal

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 22, 2024 01:46 PM (NtVYv)

70 "Jake Tapper demanded that a CNN fact -- I mean, opinion-- checker fact-check Trump's opinions about the weakness of the Democrat prosecution."

Go blow a zebra, dint.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:46 PM (Mu170)

71 So I told asshat libtardian coworker that our workplace is supposed to be a politics-free zone. And she retorted that THIS IS A HISTORIC MOMENT IN US HISTORY

and I said yeah it's going to be a historic moment when he's back in the White House, lol

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2024 01:46 PM (dCxaZ)

72 67 Stabbed in the eye???

Holy crap have things gotten out of control.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Hkcdp)

With a flag pole I heard and it wasn't an American flag

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:46 PM (Akjoo)

73
"He said a true thing, but he gave unapproved framing. It is malinformation."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


MAOinformation

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 22, 2024 01:46 PM (63Dwl)

74 Odd Jake Tapper is a pedo?

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (tpjlM)

75 Dogs slammed as ‘settler-colonial’ as pooches and owners blamed for ‘gentrifying’ NYC by woke activists

Been waiting for that. Dogs of course are banned in Islam, so yup.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

76 Insert witty comment here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (u73oe)
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*wry rejoinder, tinged with underlying sadness*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (Be/+i)

77 Imma take a couple weeks off work.

I am surrounded by these superannuated AWFLs

some of them try to disturb my shit but I have ways that don't even involve violence but rather underhanded subterfuge

Posted by: kallisto at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (dCxaZ)

78 Pro tip for Alvin Bragg and Leticia James. Have the salad, you fatass slobs.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Mu170)

No salad dressing
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Akjoo)

Why even bother ? Lettuce is just a delivery system for ranch dressing.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (HUXid)

79 But 40% of the country is cheering it.

Until their preferred system of "justice" is played against them - as it should. This post-Constitutional Neo Marxist Police State jurisprudence is now:

• Character Assassination
• Public Humiliation
• Economic Ruin
• Incarceration
• Execution

It gives the snarling mobs a longer opportunity to celebrate their degenerate and evil character.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 22, 2024 01:48 PM (4HcMG)

80 Remember when Biden gave the speech at the White House and announced that it was official federal protocol and business that Donald Trump would be prevented from being elected president again?

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 22, 2024 01:48 PM (Gakra)

81 What a sad, lowly, ignorant retard Jake Tapper is. The almost feel sorry for him. Nah, just kidding. Go fall down a set of fire stairs, you ass-pirating jackass.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:48 PM (Mu170)

82 76 Insert witty comment here.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 01:31 PM (u73oe)
-------
*wry rejoinder, tinged with underlying sadness*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (Be/+i)

*link boobs that are thematically correct*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:48 PM (di6C2)

83 75 Been waiting for that. Dogs of course are banned in Islam, so yup.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (2ocoG)

Our so-called Elites seem to be fully onboard with the idea that Islam is the fastest way to One World Government.

Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

84 In a world where grass and trees are racist it makes sense that dogs are as well.

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:49 PM (tpjlM)

85 In honor of Uncle Bosey.

Total Coelo

youtu.be/kZnl0C-apf0?si=vd48W4Q9GLEJH-9O

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2024 01:49 PM (xT7BI)

86 Our so-called Elites seem to be fully onboard with the idea that Islam is the fastest way to One World Government.
Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 01:49 PM (UnA8+)
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They are going to be in for a rude surprise when it finally happens....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:50 PM (7fElN)

87 Our so-called Elites seem to be fully onboard with the idea that Islam is the fastest way to One World Government.

Except they are mutually exclusive. Socialism believes the State is god. Islam believes Allah is the state.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:50 PM (cbEOI)

88 Well I suppose a dog's bark does kind of sound like the N-word.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:50 PM (HUXid)

89 dale is the jerkwad who legitimated the whole Corn Cop mirage,

I learned to hate Jake Tapper in South Florida in 2000,

Posted by: no 6 at April 22, 2024 01:50 PM (PXvVL)

90 Our so-called Elites seem to be fully onboard with the idea that Islam is the fastest way to One World Government.
____

You know who else thought highly of the muslims?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 22, 2024 01:50 PM (fs1hN)

91 These are all Biden trials. This is done as election interference.

If he wins does he have the cojones to arrest people for this?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)

92 How many jakes would a jake tapper tap if a jake tapper would tap jakes?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 22, 2024 01:51 PM (ewqMN)

93 Agreed. Trump being on the ground in PA or GA probably doesn't help all that much unless the election mechanisms in those states are FIXED (as in restored to functioning norms--not rigged in his favor).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:38 PM (7fElN)

Understanding why Trump says things is key to understanding him. In this case (as many) he is putting out a visual. The point isn't to take him literally.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2024 01:51 PM (lX8VI)

94 No pork, no booze, no dogs.
No wonder they’re always so fucking angry.

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:51 PM (tpjlM)

95 45 Hot Jewish reporter girl got stabbed in the eye by the black bloc fuckers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Images of the attack are pretty haunting.

https://tinyurl.com/2pvh4t3f

I'm sure those responsible will be mercilessly hunted down and prosecuted to the fullest extent allowed by law, regardless of the perpetrator' identities....right?

Posted by: Sadmiral Sackbar at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (JCZqz)

96 "Pro tip for Alvin Bragg and Leticia James. Have the salad, you fatass slobs.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Mu170)

No salad dressing
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (Akjoo)

Why even bother ? Lettuce is just a delivery system for ranch dressing.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (HUXid)"

Because if your ass jiggles like a bowl of jello and looks like cottage cheese stuffed into a polyester bag, maybe, just for vanities sake, you eat the lowest amount of calories possible. Graze in a field if you must. But spare us the hideous ugliness.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (Mu170)

97 The thing is, does Trump gain that much from campaigning? I'd say that the attention that his show trials and eventual incarceration will bring do as much or more to attract the additional voters that he needs to have the faintest chance of beating the fortification.

Posted by: skynot at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (mxEar)

98 92 How many jakes would a jake tapper tap if a jake tapper would tap jakes?
_____

If?

Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (fs1hN)

99 91 These are all Biden trials. This is done as election interference.

If he wins does he have the cojones to arrest people for this?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2024 01:51 PM (ibTVg)

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Probably not.

The whole effort will fall apart when he talks to Mitch (miraculously still Senate caucus leader next year despite his promise to retire from the post) about Ass Kicker AG, and Mitch says he won't even allow the floor vote.

Trump will then continue to try and play ball against an opposition that won't even let the ball be played.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)

100 Meanwhile

Rep. Ilham Omar's entitled college age daughter now says she is homeless and hungry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (cbEOI)

101 Understanding why Trump says things is key to understanding him. In this case (as many) he is putting out a visual. The point isn't to take him literally.
Posted by: ... at April 22, 2024 01:51 PM (lX8VI)

Just pointing out that you are sounding like Raggedy Ann defending Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (di6C2)

102 Some Jewish gal was rammed in the face with a flag pole, while Ilan Nur Omar’s kid whines about being shut out of the school cafeteria means she’s “starving and homeless.”

Yeah, that sums it up.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 01:53 PM (Hkcdp)

103 83 75 Been waiting for that. Dogs of course are banned in Islam, so yup.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 01:47 PM (2ocoG)
________

Dogs have too much pride to allow themselves to be fucked by Ahmed. So dogs must be replaced by goats, who are more sexually pliable than dogs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

104 92 How many jakes would a jake tapper tap if a jake tapper would tap jakes?
_____

If?
Posted by: Jake Tapper at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (fs1hN)
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REMINDER: "jakes" = "outhouse" or "toilet"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:53 PM (7fElN)

105 Hot Jewish reporter will still make sure to fill out her ballot for Biden as she’s recovering.

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:53 PM (tpjlM)

106 We're gonna need a shit load of kangaroos and witch hunters!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 01:54 PM (FVME7)

107 Islam is all about looting, raping, pillaging, and lying.

So yeah GUARD dogs are haram.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:55 PM (cbEOI)

108 Wow the Dow is up ... Must be some more good fake numbers out

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Akjoo)

109 Even the Soviet Union put on the window dressing of "trials" and "elections".

I'm sure a large amount of the people there thought they were legitimate, too.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 22, 2024 01:55 PM (N1tpc)

110 100 Meanwhile

Rep. Ilham Omar's entitled college age daughter now says she is homeless and hungry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (cbEOI)

There's always a street corner where she can stand at. She has her hatred for everything to keep her warm.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 01:55 PM (N39Ws)

111 86 Our so-called Elites seem to be fully onboard with the idea that Islam is the fastest way to One World Government.
Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 01:49 PM (UnA8+)
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They are going to be in for a rude surprise when it finally happens....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:50 PM (7fElN)


Haven't any of them seen the 60's movie, "Khartoum," starring Charlton Heston?

Posted by: Gref at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (5fDan)

112 Omar’s old enough to have a college age daughter? I thought she was AOC age.

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (tpjlM)

113 I'm sure a large amount of the people there thought they were legitimate, too.

The American press always knew they were illegitimate. They just didn’t care.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (EXyHK)

114 Hot Jewish reporter will still make sure to fill out her ballot for Biden as she’s recovering.
Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:53 PM (tpjlM)


I believe the report said that she is Hasidic so a bit less likely.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (U7wke)

115 We're gonna need a shit load of kangaroos and witch hunters!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Yeah, but not that Dandelion guy. He's weird.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (IG4Id)

116 Walls Status:

[ ] Not Closing In

[ X ] Closing In

I'm sure they'll get him this time. I didn't even know ACME gave out law degrees.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (z+89e)

117 113 I'm sure a large amount of the people there thought they were legitimate, too.

The American press always knew they were illegitimate. They just didn’t care.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (EXyHK)

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"I really thought they were legit."
-Walter Duranty

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

118 Omar’s old enough to have a college age daughter? I thought she was AOC age.
Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (tpjlM)



Islam. She got knocked up at age nine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (tkR6S)

119 @57

>>The former #3 official in the entire Biden DOJ left that job to fulfill his dream of being a line prosecutor in a local DA's office To get Trump But this is totally independent of the administration.


As was detailed by Tucker Carlson on the Joe Rogan Podcast, a former Navel intelligence officer who worked in the Nixon White House fully realized his potential when he decided to become a reporter for the WP and got a scoop from the number 2 at the FBI that 7 CIA Operatives inexplicably broke into the DNC offices at The Watergate resulting in the most popular President in the history of the US being bounced from Office being replaced by a guy whose biggest claim to fame was that he worked on The Warren Commission, Ford being in the position to become VP because, Spiro Agnew, the previous VP who was bounced from office because of "Tax Evaison.

Or Alternatively....

Actually, contrary to popular belief, the world isn't built on the backs of turtles, it's actually Ops all the way down.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (JIdXK)

120 Omar’s old enough to have a college age daughter? I thought she was AOC age.
Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (tpjlM)

Daughter slash niece.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (eGeek)

121 96 Because if your ass jiggles like a bowl of jello and looks like cottage cheese stuffed into a polyester bag, maybe, just for vanities sake, you eat the lowest amount of calories possible. Graze in a field if you must. But spare us the hideous ugliness.
Posted by: Vengeance at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (Mu170)

Give them 2 months to lose 60 lbs.

If they fail, execute them.

If they succeed, they get 2 more to lose another 75 lbs.

If they fail, execute them.

Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (UnA8+)

122 Omar's kid claiming that she's starving and homeless is no big deal. Somalis are always starving and homeless, it's their national sport. Their national animal is the bones of a starved cow.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (Wjvnb)

123 Rep. John Carter
@JudgeCarter

Unhinged anti-Israel activists vandalized my Georgetown office. Let me make 2 things clear, my support for Israel is unwavering & your intimidation won’t work. Secondly, the parties responsible will be found & will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. #StandWithIsrael

https://tinyurl.com/wjekvbsr

Posted by: redridinghood at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (NpAcC)

124 Exactly, Anna Puma. They resent civilized man’s best friends because they protect him.

Also the reason why Trump laid on thick when announcing Al Bagdadi’s death “last image he saw was a dog.”

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (Hkcdp)

125 100 Meanwhile

Rep. Ilham Omar's entitled college age daughter now says she is homeless and hungry.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Eat a bag of dicks, bitch.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (Sn5dd)

126 >>> JAKE TAPPER: Daniel, we just heard a little speech from Mr. Trump.
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Jake, Mr. Trump does not make little speeches. Pay attention.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (nN2oc)

127 Islam is all about looting, raping, pillaging, and lying.

In a polygamous society you need constant war.

If you win its great because your lower status men come back with stolen women and treasure.

And even if you lose it isn't that bad because your lower status men die and don't compete for your harem of women.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (ibTVg)

128 Haven't any of them seen the 60's movie, "Khartoum," starring Charlton Heston?
Posted by: Gref

Yeah, it was great! The evil, toxic white male colonizer at the end got killed by brown natives! That's the end goal, except they won't kill US, because we're on their side!!!

Posted by: Western Powers that be Leaders at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

129 Rep. Ilham Omar's entitled college age daughter now says she is homeless and hungry.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (cbEOI)

There's always a street corner where she can stand at. She has her hatred for everything to keep her warm.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 01:55 PM (N39Ws)
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Apparently she has not one single friend that will let her crash on their couch until she figures out what to do...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (7fElN)

130 Hmm she’s 42. She does look good for her age.

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (tpjlM)

131 Rep. John Carter
@JudgeCarter

Unhinged anti-Israel activists vandalized my Georgetown office. Let me make 2 things clear, my support for Israel is unwavering & your intimidation won’t work. Secondly, the parties responsible will be found & will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. #StandWithIsrael

https://tinyurl.com/wjekvbsr
Posted by: redridinghood

spolier alert: they wont.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 22, 2024 01:59 PM (CIS44)

132 Just rub your crotch on the carpet and think of the state fair.

But make sure you're facing the right way, don't want to be unclean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 01:59 PM (VoAdT)

133 Their national animal is the bones of a starved cow.

Thought it was Sally Struthers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 01:59 PM (cbEOI)

134 we just heard a little speech from Mr. Trump.


Something you won't be hearing from Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:59 PM (Akjoo)

135 Little speech? Hell no. It was an incredible speech the best speech you’ve never heard such a speech before. Everyone agrees. Ask anyone they’ll tell you. Terrific people at the speech the best.

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 02:00 PM (tpjlM)

136 Wow the Dow is up ... Must be some more good fake numbers out
Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Akjoo)


We're finally going to be able to "take out" ORANGEMANBAD, thereby guaranteeing Biden in the WH for four more years! The economy is saved!

-- Bourla, Zuckerberg, Cook, Pichai, et al

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 22, 2024 02:00 PM (U7wke)

137 Hey, you know that guy that warned us about the MIC and the administrative state, WELLLLL, his VP was Richard Nixon.


Just saying.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 02:00 PM (JIdXK)

138 118 Omar’s old enough to have a college age daughter? I thought she was AOC age.
Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:56 PM (tpjlM)

Islam. She got knocked up at age nine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Aisha was menstruating at 9 when Muhammad consummated the marriage! She was adult! It's normal and fine! In fact, Muhammad is the example for all men to follow!

Posted by: Muslim Apologist at April 22, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

139 125 100 Meanwhile

Rep. Ilham Omar's entitled college age daughter now says she is homeless and hungry.
------------------

Ship you and all your fellow travelers to China.
And no extradition/repatriation back here.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:00 PM (nN2oc)

140 Secondly, the parties responsible will be found & will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.



lol good one.
- Soros DA

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 02:01 PM (tpjlM)

141 If they fail, execute them.
Posted by: XTC


Just because I eat in my PT gear doesn't mean I'm fat, okay?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 22, 2024 02:01 PM (IG4Id)

142 We've arrived at the "that's so silly, Donald" six month news cycle that ends with "Yeah, he was right, so?"

Posted by: Ribbed at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (B0mGw)

143 Islam. She got knocked up at age nine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 01:57 PM (tkR6S)


Wiki says Omar is 41.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (U7wke)

144 Ace messed with the time somehow. His post is stamped 2:30PM.

Maybe he's vacationing in Newfoundland?

Posted by: Oddbob at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (/y8xj)

145 I'm here instead of being able to be in Pennsylvania and Georgia, and lots of other places campaigning...

In other words, he's getting free national coverage. He's where he wants to be, in front of a national audience, and yet he'll still fill stadiums on weekends.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (eST6G)

146 They say conspiracy theory I say critical thinking.
But hey, Satan’s Retards are working overtime to take over. Good thing they won’t last long. What is it, three and a half years or so?

Posted by: Denny Crane! at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (XApkC)

147 If your 21 year old daughter is incapable of feeding herself you have failed as a parent.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (u73oe)

148 There's a banner ad at the bottom that now covers up the flipping submit button unless you close it.

flex-cols working as intended.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (VoAdT)

149 10 Pity Biden's father wasn't eaten by cannibals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

He was too busy cannibalizing relatives' bank accounts.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (NFX2v)

150 128 Yeah, it was great! The evil, toxic white male colonizer at the end got killed by brown natives! That's the end goal, except they won't kill US, because we're on their side!!!
Posted by: Western Powers that be Leaders at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM (JCZqz)

"They'll be so grateful we let them kill off all the unwashed masses that they'll be our personal Jainissaries for life!"

Posted by: XTC at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (UnA8+)

151 Guess my typo with Omar will go unnoticed. Darn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:03 PM (cbEOI)

152 40% of the country is cheering it.

-
The child molesters, grifters, liars, propagandists, gypsies, tramps, and thieves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 02:03 PM (FVME7)

153 There's a banner ad at the bottom that now covers up the flipping submit button unless you close it.

flex-cols working as intended.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (VoAdT)

Brave browser FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (tkR6S)

154 152 40% of the country is cheering it.

-
The child molesters, grifters, liars, propagandists, gypsies, tramps, and thieves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 02:03 PM (FVME7)

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And the Methodists!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

155 The child molesters, grifters, liars, propagandists, gypsies, tramps, and thieves.

Democrats' core demographic

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (cbEOI)

156 138 118 Omar’s old enough to have a college age daughter? I thought she was AOC age.
Posted by: Montec
--------------------

So, her father is also her uncle?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (nN2oc)

157 This American intifada kinda sucks. But what can I do, vote for a Christian Nationalist Republican who wants to send gays to a prison camp? I’ll stick with Democrats I’ve supported my entire life and made this happen.
- Jewish voters

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (tpjlM)

158 Is this something?

Deadpool & Wolverine, together again:

https://tinyurl.com/Deadpool-Und-Wolverine

Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (XAvYc)

159 Ilhan’s daughter is doing what she and her family do best: demanding someone else provide for all her needs.

Of course she could buy her own food and go crash at a friends place or in DC, but she demands instead that the system she wants to topple support her. Infidels must pay, period.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (Hkcdp)

160 Secondly, the parties responsible will be found & will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. #StandWithIsrael

https://tinyurl.com/wjekvbsr
Posted by: redridinghood

spolier alert: they wont.


Technically they will. The "Law" in this case, has provenance in the Two-Tier system of Man - whereas the "law" requires incarcerating pro-life grand mothers and Capitol tourists that same "law" sanctions violent insurrection, vandalism and destruction of certain State property.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (4HcMG)

161 Battleswarm Blog: Why Saudi Arabia’s Neom Is Doomed

https://tinyurl.com/5xcb2fc4

Via Instapundit.

Neom is the name of that weird skyscraper height city/wall thing the Saudi crown prince wants to build. Dude is nuttier 'n squirrel shit. I think he should stick to torturing and executing Muzzie Brotherhood and ISIS propagandists.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (eGeek)

162 147 If your 21 year old daughter is incapable of feeding herself you have failed as a parent.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 02:02 PM (u73oe)

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She can go whoring just like her mother.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (JeYYB)

163 These are the same folks that think Kyle Rittenhouse killed two black men

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (yeEu9)

164 Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (tpjlM)

——————-

You really need to get some new material.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (u73oe)

165 "She also cried that it was out of bounds to joke about."

I would show up at a press conference with a pulled pork sandwich labelled Uncle Ambrose.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 22, 2024 02:07 PM (B0mGw)

166 158 Is this something?

Deadpool & Wolverine, together again:

https://tinyurl.com/Deadpool-Und-Wolverine
Posted by: Sharkman at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (XAvYc)

========

Disney REALLY wants it to reverse the MCU's decline.

Looks amusing. I look forward to getting it from Redbox. With a code.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

167 a CNN fact

-
Is that like a jumbo shrimp?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (FVME7)

168 @158

>>Is this something?

Nahh, there seems to be too much cursing, snark, masturbatory 4th wall breaking, and Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (JIdXK)

169 163 These are the same folks that think Kyle Rittenhouse killed two black men
Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2024 02:05 PM (yeEu9)

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So, do they think that all pedophiles are black men or that all black men are pedophiles?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

170 Wassup, morons?

We're doing a PNW MoMe again this year.
Date is June 1st.
The nurse will work on getting a sidebar posting set up but I'll be handling screening. Adult beverages and the regular type will be there, plus the usual mountain of snacks.

Email me if you're interested. My address is on my webzone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

171 "spolier alert: they wont."

This is why I am a fan of defund the cops. Who will investigate viliantes? The defunded cops?


Posted by: DOYLE at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (Z8Yh2)

172 Dogs have too much pride to allow themselves to be fucked by Ahmed. So dogs must be replaced by goats, who are more sexually pliable than dogs.

Muslims don't know about peanut butter. Dogs would do what they want then.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (2ocoG)

173 If your 21 year old daughter is incapable of feeding herself you have failed as a parent.

As long as there is OnlyFans and Rule 34, there is a way for a young woman to score enough money to feed herself.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (4HcMG)

174 168 Nahh, there seems to be too much cursing, snark, masturbatory 4th wall breaking, and Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (JIdXK)

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So, it's definitely a Deadpool movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

175 The Roadhouse review from Space Ice in the sidebar of Ace's made me laugh so hard I cried.

Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (JeYYB)

176 At this point, after Forbes did an audit of Disney's financials over Star Wars, that Wolverine and Deadpool can save the M-She-U.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:09 PM (cbEOI)

177 In a world where grass and trees are racist it makes sense that dogs are as well.
Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 01:49 PM (tpjlM)

well, peanut butter is raycis, and dogs eat peanut butter so ipso facto magic leftist bullshit, dogs are haram...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 02:09 PM (bving)

178 170 Wassup, morons?

We're doing a PNW MoMe again this year.
Date is June 1st.
The nurse will work on getting a sidebar posting set up but I'll be handling screening. Adult beverages and the regular type will be there, plus the usual mountain of snacks.

Email me if you're interested. My address is on my webzone.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (xcxpd)

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I'm slightly closer than last year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

179 Looks amusing. I look forward to getting it from Redbox. With a code.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

Funny that you mention it but last time I checked out AICN half of the posts were plugging Redbox rentals with free codes.

Shucks howdy, did that site fall far.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:09 PM (eGeek)

180 134 we just heard a little speech from Mr. Trump.

Something you won't be hearing from Biden

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 01:59 PM (Akjoo)


Joe is scheduled to make a speech about Earf Day! in Triangle, VA (never heard of it) at 2:15 PM ET today.

"Fear, chaos, people who aren't drowned by rising seas will be broiled alive in the 135 F temperature in the shade in January in the Alaskan desert, and all this by 2032! EVs are are our only hope, fellow Americans! Vote for me, EVs democracy, and a unified America, you dumb bastards! Oh, wait that wasn't on the 'prompter. Anyway, never mind."

Posted by: Gref at April 22, 2024 02:09 PM (5fDan)

181 Or can't it save it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (cbEOI)

182 179 Funny that you mention it but last time I checked out AICN half of the posts were plugging Redbox rentals with free codes.

Shucks howdy, did that site fall far.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:09 PM (eGeek)

========

Oh, AICN...

I got banned there when news of Knowles' poor behavior with women got out.

I kept saying that Knowles was a great man and a strong feminist because he supported Hillary. Like, I said it A LOT.

I guess they didn't think I was being genuine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

183 Looks amusing. I look forward to getting it from Redbox. With a code.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

And by "code" you mean a crowbar.

Posted by: I assume, anyway at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (Wc83a)

184 Dogs have too much pride to allow themselves to be fucked by Ahmed. So dogs must be replaced by goats, who are more sexually pliable than dogs.

Muslims don't know about peanut butter. Dogs would do what they want then.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (2ocoG)


I'm not gonna ask why you would know that... I'm just not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (U7wke)

185 This is why I am a fan of defund the cops. Who will investigate viliantes? The defunded cops?

Defund Cops + Enlarge FBI, DHS, IRS, ATF et al means that instead of Barney Fife looking for you, you get the Stasi, KGB, CIA and Lord of The Flies half-wits hunting you.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (4HcMG)

186 That 40% better figure out real fast that if this can happen to Trump, it can happen to them.

But many of them are too stupid to draw that distinction,

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2024 02:11 PM (uTTG7)

187 186 That 40% better figure out real fast that if this can happen to Trump, it can happen to them.

But many of them are too stupid to draw that distinction,
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 22, 2024 02:11 PM (uTTG7)

Or they're already in jail for parading on Jan 6th

Posted by: It's me donna at April 22, 2024 02:12 PM (Akjoo)

188 Leave the cities. Get to know your small town sheriff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

189 bragg has a two out of three chance of winning because if there is a hung jury he'll want to try trump again and tie him up for another couple of weeks

and there is always the lenny bruce strategy: don't quite remember what happened but bruce was facing obscenity charges in like los angeles and chicago and if he left chicago to go back to l a the chicgo judge would hold him in contempt. watch if fannie and bragg and smith try to pull this

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 22, 2024 02:12 PM (B1FKF)

190 @174

>>So, it's definitely a Deadpool movie.

Ehh, sure, I mean, there really is no point to any of these films, the first one was amusing, the 2nd one was pointless and the third one looks like they are simply going to milk this cow for all it's worth.

Having said that, I think it will top GOTG 3 but fall short of Dr. Strange TMOM.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 02:12 PM (JIdXK)

191 Eisenhower hated Nixon.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 22, 2024 02:13 PM (yeEu9)

192 21 I'm not sure Trump spending time on the ground in PA and GA in April would be as effective a campaign tool as this trial. No matter how many dogshit charges they bring, no matter how many dogshit judges, prosecutors, and juries they rig, Trump's poll numbers keep going up. Don't fix what ain't broken.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 01:36 PM (iFTx/)

———


This trial will essentially be OJ trial level coverage. People will be discussing what was done to Trump 100, 200 years from now.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 22, 2024 02:13 PM (Dz6Vv)

193 Haven't any of them seen the 60's movie, "Khartoum," starring Charlton Heston?
Posted by: Gref

Yeah, it was great! The evil, toxic white male colonizer at the end got killed by brown natives! That's the end goal, except they won't kill US, because we're on their side!!!
Posted by: Western Powers that be Leaders at April 22, 2024 01:58 PM

---

And they'll let us continue to run things.

Posted by: Illuminati at April 22, 2024 02:13 PM (xT7BI)

194 I kept saying that Knowles was a great man and a strong feminist because he supported Hillary. Like, I said it A LOT.

I guess they didn't think I was being genuine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

Oh lawd, I wish I'da seen that.

How *does* a greasy fat man in a wheelchair get pegged for sexual harassment, anyway?

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:14 PM (22Uv/)

195 mar’s old enough to have a college age daughter? I thought she was AOC age.
Posted by: Montec
--------------------

So, her father is also her uncle?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:04 PM (nN2oc)

i thought the monkey is her uncle?

-- the lion king...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 02:14 PM (bving)

196 Robert

https://tinyurl.com/shionfigure

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:15 PM (cbEOI)

197 Notsothoreau, got your tip on Brave yesterday. Thanks.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:15 PM (nN2oc)

198 @191

>>Eisenhower hated Nixon.

Are you suggesting that Eisenhower used the MIC, IC/LE Administrative state and MSM to set Nixon up?

Now that would be some cold blooded sh*t to do because you didn't like your VP.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 02:15 PM (JIdXK)

199 Trump is right. My hope is Trump's bullshit legal prosecution pulls reluctant Republicans over to his side.

Posted by: Blago at April 22, 2024 02:16 PM (wMRY8)

200 I suspect it'll be like the old Ron White joke. Trump will have the right to remain silent but not the ability.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 02:16 PM (FVME7)

201 That 40% better figure out real fast that if this can happen to Trump, it can happen to them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Jewish students should leave Columbia.
The praying gramma should go to prison.
Conservatives should avoid demonstrations.
Veterans should give up their rooms to illegals.
Israel should be sanctioned.

I think many people are finding out that DJT can't stand in the way for them, the good guys are being herded into corrals with few noticing.

Posted by: old chick at April 22, 2024 02:16 PM (F3Dlr)

202 194 Oh lawd, I wish I'da seen that.

How *does* a greasy fat man in a wheelchair get pegged for sexual harassment, anyway?
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:14 PM (22Uv/)

========

It was honestly stupid stuff.

Like he was sitting next to a girl at Butt-Numb-A-thon, and he wouldn't take his leg away while he giggled at the invasion of personal space.

But his whole dumb empire was due to collapse. It just took the smallest of breezes of wind. It should have collapsed after he conned people into Kickstarting his little show that he used the funds to pay off back taxes, but I guess an overblown sex charge at the very start of MeToo would do it. It's not like I'd read the site in about a decade at that point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

203 https://tinyurl.com/shionfigure
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:15 PM (cbEOI)

That's going on my dashboard.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:17 PM (22Uv/)

204 I just ate a rotisserie chicken. This makes me as cool as Jake Elwood or The Hound.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 22, 2024 02:18 PM (cf/0E)

205 Just pointing out that you are sounding like Raggedy Ann defending Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:52 PM (di6C2)

If you don't know how Trump operates after 9 years of it I don't know what to tell you. He capitalizes on every possible situation with his ability to communicate. What the hell would I be defending him against anyway? Someone's opinion that he's better off on trial? Is that an attack on Trump that needs defending? Did you even read the exchange?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2024 02:18 PM (lX8VI)

206 I'm not gonna ask why you would know that... I'm just not.

I don't have personal experience, but that's one of the oldest Internet jokes there is.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 02:18 PM (2ocoG)

207 Nahh, there seems to be too much cursing, snark, masturbatory 4th wall breaking, and Ryan Reynolds being Ryan Reynolds.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (JIdXK)

=======

So, it's definitely a Deadpool movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)

i mean, from the comics, that was pretty much deadpool. so yeah, i expect more of the same. and i'm kind of hoping its good, but i might get around to watching it. eventually.

on a plane ride somewhere. if i can't sleep...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (bving)

208 163 These are the same folks that think Kyle Rittenhouse killed two black men
Posted by: Notsothoreau

MURDERED!!!! Not killed. MURDERED!!!!!

Posted by: Unhinged Leftist at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (JCZqz)

209 Prices like that you can buy a real woman.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (nN2oc)

210 On the dashboard?

What a view. Just keep out of direct sunlight or Shion might get saggy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (cbEOI)

211 188 Leave the cities. Get to know your small town sheriff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

My small town sheriff was arrested for embezzlement and perjury. He was an up and coming african american star for NH Dem politics until he decided to cheat on his white wife while using his county issued Amex card to pay for all of his trysts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

212 63 It's a matter of record Fani Willis, or one of her minions, met with Biden White House officials.

So, it's a stretch to think there's no coordination between what's going on in NY and the White House?
Posted by: blake -


Bragg as well.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 22, 2024 01:45 PM (IsZVX)

———

Don’t forget the $500k “grant” to Fani Willis from the Feds for some center that just disappeared.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (Dz6Vv)

213 > Ilhan’s daughter is doing what she and her family do best: demanding someone else provide for all her needs.

Speaking of providing for your needs, I just need to rant a bit.

There's a woman in our Ward (like a parish) who is a mess, and a LOT of people have spent many hours helping her out. She's mid 40s, has three kids, and some fairly serious health issues. She's had several surgeries on a leg to help correct her walking.

Her oldest son is a criminal thug gang member.

I have no problem with people genuinely needing help, and she does, but damn is she really milking it.

The other day she told the Bishop her kid is having trouble on the bus, so someone needs to start picking the kid up from school. She has another kid in school who needs to be picked up at the same time, which she can't do. So that's two members picking up this lady's kids. She also has people bringing her dinners every night. She also has people taking her to and from MD appointments.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (eyxn4)

214 Oh, AICN...

I got banned there when news of Knowles' poor behavior with women got out.

I kept saying that Knowles was a great man and a strong feminist because he supported Hillary. Like, I said it A LOT.

I guess they didn't think I was being genuine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)

So you did not do your part to keep each thread Knowles-free?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (KbCG3)

215 But his whole dumb empire was due to collapse. It just took the smallest of breezes of wind. It should have collapsed after he conned people into Kickstarting his little show that he used the funds to pay off back taxes, but I guess an overblown sex charge at the very start of MeToo would do it. It's not like I'd read the site in about a decade at that point.

The part where he put a woman in charge of the site afterwards makes it seem a lot like a Hollywood op that he walked right into.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (2ocoG)

216 So who is Omar’s kids father? Which male Muslim relative?

Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2024 02:20 PM (S4mA/)

217 Trump doesn't want to kill you, Hillary, but real America does. there needs to be a reckoning.

Posted by: x at April 22, 2024 02:21 PM (Yfotv)

218 Apparently the Bishop told her no, her daughter can ride the bus. So that's good.

But yesterday I met her "friend" who is now staying with her because her friend's homeless. I suspect this "friend" will also start making all sorts of requests of people.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 02:21 PM (eyxn4)

219 So who is Omar’s kids father? Which male Muslim relative?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2024 02:20 PM (S4mA/)

she's not sure, she was the pivot that night...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 02:22 PM (bving)

220 219 So who is Omar’s kids father? Which male Muslim relative?
Posted by: Jen the original at April 22, 2024 02:20 PM (S4mA/)

she's not sure, she was the pivot that night...
Posted by: SturmToddler at April 22, 2024 02:22 PM (bving)

Celebrating Father's day is quite the pickle in Omar's house.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 02:23 PM (N39Ws)

221 Braenyard hasn't seen the prices for some of the Azure Lane figures.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:23 PM (cbEOI)

222 188 Leave the cities. Get to know your small town sheriff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

My small town sheriff was arrested for embezzlement and perjury. He was an up and coming african american star for NH Dem politics until he decided to cheat on his white wife while using his county issued Amex card to pay for all of his trysts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

Sheriffs are county officials. Counties can have very corrupt voting machinery. And they can be every bit the power-tripping corrupt motherfuckers as any police chief.

Posted by: Do not hope falsely at April 22, 2024 02:23 PM (Wc83a)

223 Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
Pro-Palestine encampment reportedly now popping up at the University of Michigan, including pamphlets that say "Freedom for Palestine means Death to America"

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Biden /Harris 2024: Freedom for Palestine means Death to America!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 02:23 PM (FVME7)

224 Open channel D
Posted by: Open Channel D at April 22, 2024


***
We hacked that decades ago. Mr. Waverly's successors just use it now for exchanging recipes and planning weddings.

Posted by: Thrush Supreme Council at April 22, 2024 02:24 PM (J2vNu)

225 Aint it cool news. Now there is a name I haven't heard in a long while.

Stopped going there in 2004.

Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2024 02:24 PM (xT7BI)

226 So is Palestine really gonna be this year's BLM? No way, they have more than this in the can. They gotta corral their "people" back to the plantation and Jew-hate alone ain't gonna git er done.

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2024 02:25 PM (lX8VI)

227 People: What Is a Throuple — and How to Know When the Relationship Type Is Right for You, According to an Expert
Dr. Lori Beth Bisbey speaks with PEOPLE about the "type of polyamory" and when it may be something to consider

https://tinyurl.com/mr88vv57

Via Instapundit who pithily comments, "21st Century Relationships."

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:25 PM (22Uv/)

228 These are the same folks that think Kyle Rittenhouse killed two black men
Posted by: Notsothoreau
*
MURDERED!!!! Not killed. MURDERED!!!!!
Posted by: Unhinged Leftist at April 22, 2024


***
And he crossed STATE LINES!

Posted by: Unhinged Leftist at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (J2vNu)

229 225 Aint it cool news. Now there is a name I haven't heard in a long while.

Stopped going there in 2004.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2024 02:24 PM (xT7BI)

=======

"Sony bought me free Godzilla branded Taco Bell cups. It was a great movie!"
-Knowles in 1998

I always hated him, to be honest. It was his cobs I liked. And he had lines to some behind the scenes contacts, especially around the production of The Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)

230 The problem with the Palestinians is that middle of the road America is still pretty repulsed by the anti-Jew stuff. Palestinians are not sympathetic. Democrats are trying to thread the needle without bleeding too many Jewish donors.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (B0mGw)

231 Azure Lane 1/4 scale figure

https://tinyurl.com/renobunnyfigure

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (cbEOI)

232 Jake Tapper is the Jake Tapper of Jake Tappers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 22, 2024 02:27 PM (/nCD+)

233 230 The problem with the Palestinians is that middle of the road America is still pretty repulsed by the anti-Jew stuff. Palestinians are not sympathetic. Democrats are trying to thread the needle without bleeding too many Jewish donors.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (B0mGw)

There are people who think thugs cold-cocking old asian ladies on the subway are "sympathetic".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:28 PM (VoAdT)

234 "And they can be every bit the power-tripping corrupt motherfuckers as any police chief.
Posted by: Do not hope falsely "

Small town cops aint like Andy and Barney. There are plenty who think they are Buford T Justice and more than a few that look like him

Posted by: fd at April 22, 2024 02:28 PM (vFG9F)

235 But not in significant numbers.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 22, 2024 02:28 PM (B0mGw)

236 Arthur Engoron is a wonderful judge and a great human being!

Posted by: Zombie Roland Freisler at April 22, 2024 02:28 PM (cDEsv)

237 Jake Tapper is the Jake Tapper of Jake Tappers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 22, 2024


***
So, Jake Tapper cubed?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)

238 Via Instapundit who pithily comments, "21st Century Relationships."

I get links of my bing feed saying things like "I am an abrosexual and didn't know for 30 years." What the heck is an abrosexual and why should I care about your discovery? You abrogated sex for 30 years? The woman looks to be about 30 so she gave up sex in the womb?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (XkYcA)

239 The number #3 guy from Biden's DOJ leaving his job to go run this idiotic prosecution that has no actual crime involved has really convinced me this isn't a political hit job.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (JrMjK)

240 https://tinyurl.com/renobunnyfigure
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (cbEOI)

I take back what I said earlier.

THAT ONE is going on the dash!

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (22Uv/)

241 Cubed like a steak.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (B0mGw)

242 So, Jake Tapper cubed?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 22, 2024 02:28 PM (J2vNu)

Yum

Posted by: The Cannibals at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (Akjoo)

243 Biden /Harris 2024: Freedom for Palestine means Death to America!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals

Well here is an idea! I say we offer this crowd the ability to fight for their cause AND be free from the shackles of America! The Palestinians will be thrilled to house them and I have no doubt will truly enjoy their ability to protest.

Posted by: Piper at April 22, 2024 02:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

244 Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
Throughout history, protests were co-opted and made to look bad so police and public leaders would shut them down. That’s what we are seeing now at Columbia University. The Columbia protesters have made clear their demands and want their school not to be complacent in the ongoing Genocide in Gaza. Public officials and media making this about anything else are inflaming the situation and need to bring calmness and sanity back.

-
Freedom for Palestine means Death to America!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals (I Got Better) at April 22, 2024 02:31 PM (FVME7)

245 Don’t forget the $500k “grant” to Fani Willis from the Feds for some center that just disappeared.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (Dz6Vv)

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It's sitting safe and sound in her attic in case she needs some walkin' 'round cash for a new sweetdick gigolo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 22, 2024 02:31 PM (fqKO+)

246 I get links of my bing feed saying things like "I am an abrosexual and didn't know for 30 years." What the heck is an abrosexual and why should I care about your discovery? You abrogated sex for 30 years? The woman looks to be about 30 so she gave up sex in the womb?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (XkYcA)

Abrosexual...uh...she's into dude-bros?

I got nothing.

Maybe she meant "arborealsexual."

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:31 PM (22Uv/)

247 LOL Robert

Reno looks cute. The ones for Shokaku and Zuikaku look like they belong in a bondage bar. Taiho in red is just overflowing with her assets.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:32 PM (cbEOI)

248 229 225 Aint it cool news. Now there is a name I haven't heard in a long while.

Stopped going there in 2004.
Posted by: Darth Randall at April 22, 2024 02:24 PM (xT7BI)

=======

"Sony bought me free Godzilla branded Taco Bell cups. It was a great movie!"
-Knowles in 1998

I always hated him, to be honest. It was his cobs I liked. And he had lines to some behind the scenes contacts, especially around the production of The Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:26 PM (GBKbO)
___

That fat hack fuck is still around? I suppose he could be part of some polyamorous group with a fat girl and six other guys. I despised him and trusted his film reviews in the way I trust Kramer's financial advice: I do the opposite.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

249 Abrosexual...uh...she's into dude-bros?

I got nothing.

Maybe she meant "arborealsexual."
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:31 PM (22Uv/)

"Arby's-sexual." She has. The MEATS!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 22, 2024 02:33 PM (T+Iwg)

250 248 That fat hack fuck is still around? I suppose he could be part of some polyamorous group with a fat girl and six other guys. I despised him and trusted his film reviews in the way I trust Kramer's financial advice: I do the opposite.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 22, 2024 02:32 PM (iFTx/)

======

He married some small Asian lady many moons ago. No idea if they're together still.

And I really don't care to look it up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 22, 2024 02:33 PM (GBKbO)

251 So Knowles is Occidentaly an Orientalist?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:34 PM (cbEOI)

252 Democrats are trying to thread the needle without bleeding too many Jewish donors.
Posted by: Ribbed

Then they should start by gagging biden/his admin.

Sanctioning Israel and treating them like the villian seems to be accepted by the democrats.
Just as every single person that has been vilified in the past 4 years, it will take the village to finally say enough is enough.

Posted by: old chick at April 22, 2024 02:34 PM (F3Dlr)

253 239 The number #3 guy from Biden's DOJ leaving his job to go run this idiotic prosecution that has no actual crime involved has really convinced me this isn't a political hit job.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2024 02:29 PM (JrMj)

Been busy with life. My local news station always describes it as a "hush money" trial. Isn't the crux of the situation that Trump paid someone a sum to settle a suit and there was a nondisclosure statment? Doesn't this happen 1000 times a day across the country ?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 22, 2024 02:34 PM (SQ8fl)

254 I thought this Ilhaharan Omar bint was a team player. What gives, Rashida?

Posted by: Joe the Cluelsss at April 22, 2024 02:34 PM (5fDan)

255
My small town sheriff was arrested for embezzlement and perjury. He was an up and coming african american star for NH Dem politics until he decided to cheat on his white wife while using his county issued Amex card to pay for all of his trysts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

Kinda don’t see an issue here.
- Fulton County DA’s Office

Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 02:35 PM (tpjlM)

256 I know I'm not the brightest, but what is lying about Uncle Bosey being eaten by cannibals supposed to be symbolic of?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 22, 2024 02:36 PM (F6UFz)

257 My small town sheriff was arrested for embezzlement and perjury. He was an up and coming african american star for NH Dem politics until he decided to cheat on his white wife while using his county issued Amex card to pay for all of his trysts.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 02:19 PM (N39Ws)

Kinda don’t see an issue here.
- Fulton County DA’s Office
Posted by: Montec at April 22, 2024 02:35 PM (tpjlM)

Well using a MasterCard would have been racist.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:36 PM (VoAdT)

258 Guy wants five chickens.
He can buy chickens at Costco.
Problem:
Costco scans food with a LED light. LED light contaminates your food.
Solution?
Print up a shirt with the bar code for your delicious Costco chickens and have them scan the shirt. Crisis averted.

http://tiny.cc/8actxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (eyxn4)

259 “Freedom for Palestine means Death to America “

That’s almost too perfectly blunt.
So glad they have ripped the mask off.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)

260 Being eaten by cannibals is kinda symbolic of the whole Socialist-Democrat Party.

Once no longer useful, off to the cannibals you go. Quietly or not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (cbEOI)

261 How much longer can GOD stand the idiots and nabobs disgracing his name and accepting Communism/Socialism Government as their GOD.

The Great Flood (Or an equal substitute) Part II........

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (rcLES)

262 "Arby's-sexual." She has. The MEATS!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at April 22, 2024 02:33 PM (T+Iwg)

Now I want Hope Solo, a bottle of Valu-Rite vodka, an Arby's Beef N Cheddar and a seedy motel room.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 22, 2024 02:38 PM (cDEsv)

263 How much longer can GOD stand the idiots and nabobs disgracing his name and accepting Communism/Socialism Government as their GOD.

The Great Flood (Or an equal substitute) Part II........
Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (rcLES)

---------

Make Smiting Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 22, 2024 02:38 PM (Njh2Q)

264 259 “Freedom for Palestine means Death to America “

That’s almost too perfectly blunt.
So glad they have ripped the mask off.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (Hkcdp)

Palestine -- a country so great we love it all the way from America.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 22, 2024 02:38 PM (KbCG3)

265 >>Been busy with life. My local news station always describes it as a "hush money" trial. Isn't the crux of the situation that Trump paid someone a sum to settle a suit and there was a nondisclosure statment? Doesn't this happen 1000 times a day across the country ?

Yep. Not a crime. Supposedly one of the other issues is the payment was listed in Trump's financial statement as Legal Payment because the payment was made to a lawyer and some accountant actually made the entry not Trump.

This is the dumbest of all the prosecutions so far.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2024 02:39 PM (JrMjK)

266 256 I know I'm not the brightest, but what is lying about Uncle Bosey being eaten by cannibals supposed to be symbolic of?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 22, 2024 02:36 PM (F6UFz)

It symbolizes a retard spewing whatever bullshit pops into the decomposing gossamer that still somehow fluffs around in his stupid skull sac.

Oh wait. Not symbolizes. Is. Is is the word I was looking for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:39 PM (VoAdT)

267 Well Franklin

Some believe May 1st will kick off three days of darkness. To go outside is to die. Real world ending stuff.

If this is true, a couple of model kit pre-orders will be in the mail when it all ends.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:39 PM (cbEOI)

268 Trump ought to answer ever question he gets if asked by the prosecution, "cannibals ate my uncle."

And then if queried further, should say, "and I was raised by Puerto Ricans in the neighborhood I grew up in."

And if anything further, says "I have never been in business with my son, ever!"

Posted by: Mr Gaga at April 22, 2024 02:40 PM (KiBMU)

269 261 How much longer can GOD stand the idiots and nabobs disgracing his name and accepting Communism/Socialism Government as their GOD.

The Great Flood (Or an equal substitute) Part II........
Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (rcLES)

Genesis 9:11
God said "nor shall there again be a flood to destroy the earth". Fire, on the other hand........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 22, 2024 02:40 PM (N39Ws)

270 As a result of Blo Jiden's latest dumb remark to insult all Cannibals of the World we are pulling are endorsement of him for President of Something...

Posted by: The Cannibal Union at April 22, 2024 02:41 PM (rcLES)

271 We're so sorry
Uncle Bosey
But we haven't a single human all day

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2024 02:41 PM (JrMjK)

272 Didn't Paul McCartney write a song about Biden's "Uncle Bosey" ??????

Posted by: The Cannibal Union at April 22, 2024 02:42 PM (rcLES)

273 Eleanor Rigby > Jill Biden

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:43 PM (cbEOI)

274 No

Posted by: JackStraw at April 22, 2024 02:43 PM (JrMjK)

275 How can you be a prominent figure for half a fucking century and still have absolutely no interesting stories to tell about anything, so you have to make up dumb shit?

What a waste of a life.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:44 PM (VoAdT)

276 256 I know I'm not the brightest, but what is lying about Uncle Bosey being eaten by cannibals supposed to be symbolic of?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 22, 2024 02:36 PM (F6UFz)

Uncle Bose's was eaten for your sins and three days later rose from some dude's mangy asshole.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 02:44 PM (22Uv/)

277 I think what Trump did to cover this sexual harassment crime is disgusting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 22, 2024 02:45 PM (rcLES)

278 258 Guy wants five chickens.
He can buy chickens at Costco.
Problem:
Costco scans food with a LED light. LED light contaminates your food.
Solution?
Print up a shirt with the bar code for your delicious Costco chickens and have them scan the shirt. Crisis averted.

http://tiny.cc/8actxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (eyxn4)


Oh, Oh, Oh, can I be there when someone explains all the light bulbs everywhere are LEDs and he's made of meat?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 02:45 PM (z+89e)

279 60 Hot Jewish reporter girl got stabbed in the eye by the black bloc fuckers.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 22, 2024 01:40 PM (di6C2)

Hot Air: Poisoned Ivy: Jewish Yale Student Stabbed in the Eye During Campus Protest

https://tinyurl.com/3rssv9kv

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2024 01:44 PM (HUXid)

"She reported the physical attack but police said they could do nothing."

Bullshit. It's not that there wasn't anything the police could do, it was
1) They didn't want to do anything
2) They were told not to do anything
3) both 1 & 2 (power of AND)

It will reach a point where vigilantes will take care of problems the DAs and police refuse to. And if the vigilantes are hunted down by gov't agencies?... ::: types, deletes :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2024 02:46 PM (ynpvh)

280 Howdy Ace, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at April 22, 2024 02:46 PM (JcnCJ)

281
Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 02:37 PM (eyxn4)


Oh, Oh, Oh, can I be there when someone explains all the light bulbs everywhere are LEDs and he's made of meat?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 02:45 PM (z+89e)

Hey, i don't mind if someone's a kook, as long as they're a kook with a clever solution that doesn't hurt nobody.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:46 PM (VoAdT)

282 Oh, Oh, Oh, can I be there when someone explains all the light bulbs everywhere are LEDs and he's made of meat?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 02:45 PM (z+89e)
---------
Well, the scanner is different because it's a *parens fingers* laser */parens fingers*.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 22, 2024 02:47 PM (Be/+i)

283 I got nothing.

Maybe she meant "arborealsexual."
Posted by: Robert
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She's a tree humper.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:47 PM (nN2oc)

284 She's a tree humper.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:47 PM (nN2oc)

Her bark is worse than her bite.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:48 PM (VoAdT)

285 >>> and he's made of meat?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 02:45 PM (z+89e)
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What are his brains made of?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:49 PM (nN2oc)

286 She's a tree humper.

Rough Rider?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 22, 2024 02:49 PM (cbEOI)

287 284 She's a tree humper.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:47 PM (nN2oc)

Her bark is worse than her bite.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:48 PM (VoAdT)

Hmmm, Ha...well, let's not be hasty, now.....

Posted by: Treebeard at April 22, 2024 02:49 PM (T+Iwg)

288 NOOD, guys

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 22, 2024 02:51 PM (ynpvh)

289 285 >>> and he's made of meat?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 02:45 PM (z+89e)
------------------

What are his brains made of?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 22, 2024 02:49 PM (nN2oc)

scrambled brains is still just brains. Think of it like a synapse slurry.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at April 22, 2024 02:52 PM (z+89e)

290 UCLA Med School's "DEI Director," Natalie Perry, plagiarized large sections of her PdD dissertation. The dissertation is her only published academic work.

http://tiny.cc/7bctxz

Posted by: bonhomme at April 22, 2024 02:53 PM (eyxn4)

291 Jake Tapper is the Jake Tapper of Jake Tappers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at April 22, 2024 02:27 PM (/nCD+)

Tapper is actually the useful idiots of usefully used idiots.

If you ripped out the earpiece connected to his frantically googling intern producers, he'd just be some over pompous dude with that fake mirror-practiced gravitas frown.

You know that guy - he's always the annoying loudmouth at the end of the bar who gets punched out right after being cut off by the bartender at evenings end.

Posted by: Boswell at April 22, 2024 02:57 PM (K+UlC)

292 Throughout history, protests were co-opted and made to look bad so police and public leaders would shut them down.
---------------

Made to look bad by who? The Jews in the media?

Posted by: ... at April 22, 2024 03:03 PM (lX8VI)

293 What a waste of a life.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 22, 2024 02:44 PM

---

I could tell you about all the little girl's hair I've sniffed or about all the graft I've collected, but my sitter won't let me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 22, 2024 03:04 PM (xT7BI)

294 Trump Lawyer Rages At "Waste Of Taxpayers' Dollars" As Judge Approves Trump's $175 Million Bond In New York Civil Case

After the hearing, President Trump's lawyer in the case, Alina Habba, fumed at the judge's incompetence, "he doesn't even understand basic principles of finance," and at AG James' "this is where your taxpayer dollars are going America...witch hunt after witch hunt after witch hunt..."

Habba continued to excoriate the whole farce:

"...in one hour, that judge and the attorney general realized they had no idea what they were talking about... and we came to an agreement that everything would be the same..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 22, 2024 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

295 Biden the UN the CFR the DNC the Soros Bragg and WCC Witch Hunt

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 22, 2024 04:29 PM (wGqjj)

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