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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (4/3/24)

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Everything always appears to be viewed through ebony colored lenses.

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Good luck with your position Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano.

Some are pushing back. Like Cardinal Gerhard Müller, Archbishop Carlo Maria Vigano calls for the Catholic Church to preserve its credibility by excommunicating the belligerently blasphemous leftist creep in the White House. In response to Biden’s Easter Transgender Day of Visibility proclamation, Vigano defends the faith:

The unprecedented and scandalous proclamation of March 31 as “Transgender Visibility Day” by self-styled U.S. President Joe Biden — who dares to declare himself a Catholic — constitutes a most serious offense to God and to millions of Catholics and Christians in America and around the world, before which it is impossible not to react with due firmness. …

I ask my Brethren in the Episcopate and priests to recognize that Joe Biden has incurred latæ sententiæ excommunication, and as such must be expelled from the churches and not admitted to Communion.

Vigano decries “a world awash in execrable perversions that cry out to Heaven for vengeance.” He gets what Sunday’s Democrat Easter blasphemy represents:

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If you are going to the Coachcella Festival, The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM

A billboard near the Coachella festival advertising free sexually transmitted disease testing should be removed, concert organizers said — but the group behind it says the message is staying put.

“Catch more than vibes?” the billboard reads. Beneath it is a bubble listing the freestdcheck.org website and an photo of the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival, which is held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio.

The ad was paid for by the Los Angeles-based AIDS Healthcare Foundation, a global nonprofit organization that provides HIV/AIDS medical care and other services.


The ONT Triple-Dawg Dares the billboard sponsors to educate festival goers what certain infections look like...........

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The ONT Musical Interlude



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The ends justify the means. Here is the poll behind that statement.

‘The Most Terrifying Poll Result I’ve Ever Seen’

Earlier this year, pollster Scott Rasmussen asked voters a simple question: “Would you rather have your candidate win by cheating or lose by playing fair?”

The answers he got back were, as he put it in a Daily Signal podcast last week, “the most terrifying poll result I’ve ever seen.”

Among all Americans, just 7% said they would want their candidate to win by cheating. As Rasmussen put it, he’d rather see that number lower, but that’s not bad.

But more than a third of the elite 1% he surveyed would condone cheating. And among those who are “politically obsessed” – meaning that they talk about politics every day – that number shot up to 69%.


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Give the following video about 2 minutes before passing judgement. You have to fight for your right to work. And to keep your possessions.

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Love thy neighbor as yourself, Genius Award Winner.

On Easter, the manager of a Walgreens store suffered a Bible belting “because she was being rude,” according to a customer who is now facing a felony battery charge.

Police say Peter Owens, 35, went to the pharmacy Sunday evening to purchase a pair of headphones. While at the Clearwater, Florida business, Owens got into a “verbal altercation” with an employee over the headphones, according to a criminal complaint.

When Nicole Merck, the 36-year-old store manager, approached Owens (seen at right) and asked him to leave the Walgreens, “Peter used the brown Bible in his hand and struck Nicole in the face one time before he exited the store.”


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Comments

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1 Yay, National Don't Go to Work Unless It's Fun Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at April 03, 2024 10:04 PM (dZVON)

2 Like North Dakota But Flatter

Posted by: Ciampino - imagine being on the throne when it shakes at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (qfLjt)

3 Perchance?

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (x5COY)

4 1st?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (duT0u)

5 Ybo

Posted by: Muchas buchas at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (FiEQz)

6 Good evening horde! Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: TRex at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

7 ¡¡¡WOOT!!!
It is MHWednesdayONT time.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

8 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (ZeDNp)

9 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (T4tVD)

10 Oh, deep snow. No wonder it took so long to get the post up. Hope you didn't slip, MisHum.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)

11 Ok, something about horseshoes and hand grenades.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:06 PM (x5COY)

12 Hola horde!

Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (6I2Cp)

13 6 Good evening horde! Thanks MisHum.
Posted by: TRex at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

You're welcome. Thanks for stopping by.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (QXQ4l)

14 Good evening morons y gracias mh por siempre

Joy Behar is The Yenta of All Yentas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

15 wow

Posted by: morigu at April 03, 2024 10:08 PM (BO3bF)

16 Which moron wazzatin the final photo?

I coulda told 'im, those canoes are nuthin' but trouble. TROUBLE, I tellya!


*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 03, 2024 10:09 PM (e6UQI)

17 And MisHum brings the Log Cabin idiom to the HQ.

Two thumbs up, and out, from the Log Cabin Republicans!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:09 PM (bo7UB)

18 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (5fDan)

19 People who say I've got a horrible accent have never heard Stephen A. Smith.

Why is anyone supposed to care what he thinks?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)

20 Joy Behar is The Yenta of All Yentas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

You are being kind. Paskudnik is more accurate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (gSZYf)

21 Cannot go wrong with the Stones!
Thanks for that MH...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (hOUT3)

22 What happened in that weed whacker video?

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (69JzL)

23 You are being kind. Paskudnik is more accurate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I learned a new word today!!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (ZeDNp)

24 Stephen A. Smith gives me a headache sometimes. He can say something like "no one is as oppressed as black people in America" one day, and then the very next day turn around and say something so based you'd think it came from....well, here.

That said, he's the only one who can make ESPN's "First Take" watchable.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (g0Y4p)

25 Tough to get that cig lit under those conditions, damn straight he'll enjoy it.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (4780s)

26 Thanks for the dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

How did you get a photo of my cabin to put up top? Just kidding, but I wouldn't mind staying in that cabin, especially if it had a great Majestic wood stove for cooking and heating!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 03, 2024 10:12 PM (U3L4U)

27 Three of the most miserable crones on TV are named Joy, Whoopi, and Sunny. Don't seem right.

Posted by: Happy Harry at April 03, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)

28 Joy Behar is The Yenta of All Yentas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

So, she runs Your Espionage Network and Training Academy?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 03, 2024 10:12 PM (0eaVi)

29 A city mosquito insecticide spaying vehicle is going thru the neighborhood right now. Spring has sprung.

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:12 PM (5fDan)

30 Two thumbs up, and out, from the Log Cabin Republicans!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:09 PM (bo7UB)


Perfect time for that 'Mabe Galor' sock.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 10:12 PM (emlEe)

31 I do like this Italian Archbishop.

Plenty of Bishop, but with some solid Arch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (bo7UB)

32 I coulda been a contenda!
But I read the content.

Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (69JzL)

33 Good evening horde! Thanks MisHum.
Posted by: TRex at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

You're welcome. Thanks for stopping by.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra

I try to only compliment MisHum once a week or so....don't want him getting all uppity and stuff. (Smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (x5COY)

34 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (5fDan)

I heard a similar joke about Texas once. I won't repeat because I value being able to travel in Texas without excoriation.

But it was kind of funny.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (Nsajk)

35 Joy Behar is The Yenta of All Yentas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I couldn't stand that woman even if it weren't for her liberal views. She's worse than Hillary, as far as being unlikeable.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (0Htd1)

36 20 Joy Behar is The Yenta of All Yentas.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

You are being kind. Paskudnik is more accurate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (gSZYf)

You are both wrong and you know the word starts with a C. And I'll leave it that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

37 33 Good evening horde! Thanks MisHum.
Posted by: TRex at April 03, 2024 10:05 PM (IQ6Gq)

You're welcome. Thanks for stopping by.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra

I try to only compliment MisHum once a week or so....don't want him getting all uppity and stuff. (Smiley face icon here)
Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (x5COY)

And I appreciate your contributions from the wrong coast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:14 PM (QXQ4l)

38 I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)

39 I do like this Italian Archbishop.

Plenty of Bishop, but with some solid Arch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Yes, but just like impeachment, all the facts on the planet won't matter to the puppet masters.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:14 PM (x5COY)

40 FUN FACT: Nicotine does not accumulate in bubbles in your joints, no matter how fast you ascend.

Advantage: Nicotine

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:14 PM (bo7UB)

41 34 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (5fDan)

I heard a similar joke about Texas once. I won't repeat because I value being able to travel in Texas without excoriation.

But it was kind of funny.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (Nsajk)


If you get on the bad side of a Texan, you can almost always redeem yourself by telling a good Aggie joke.

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:15 PM (5fDan)

42 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:15 PM (ErLti)

43 Joy Behar has active bitch face.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 10:16 PM (SYTee)

44 Earlier this year, pollster Scott Rasmussen asked voters a simple question: “Would you rather have your candidate win by cheating or lose by playing fair?”


Crappy question because it's ambiguous whether your opponent is cheating which changes the entire dynamic.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 10:16 PM (AIm4E)

45 Mick Jagger continues to be younger than Joe Biden.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:16 PM (YAtuc)

46 I don't get no respect from my psychiatrist! I told him I was having suicidal thoughts. He said, "From now on, you'll have to pay in advance."

Posted by: mnw at April 03, 2024 10:16 PM (NLIak)

47 45 Mick Jagger continues to be younger than Joe Biden.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:16 PM (YAtuc)

What about us?

Posted by: Bill Wyman & Keith Richards at April 03, 2024 10:17 PM (QXQ4l)

48 I do like this Italian Archbishop.

Plenty of Bishop, but with some solid Arch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (bo7UB)


Archbishop Vigano has been going after the Lavender Mafia in the seminaries for a while now. From everything I've read, he's a Catholic prelate I can respect.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 10:17 PM (emlEe)

49 I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.

The most Instagram selfies per square foot of any location on the planet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:17 PM (YAtuc)

50 38 I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)

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It's been the FOMO destination for a musical happening in SoCal for, maybe, seven years. See also, Stagecoach.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:18 PM (bo7UB)

51 Girthy goodness, thanks MisHum!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2024 10:18 PM (HxyBZ)

52 France is the Texas of Europe. Both regions acknowledge they're part of something larger, but they also both know they're the best part and aren't shy about telling all the others about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)

53 Yay, National Don't Go to Work Unless It's Fun Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Now you tell me.....

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:19 PM (DgGvY)

54 I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:14 PM (0Htd1)

It's a festival for little coaches.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2024 10:19 PM (0eaVi)

55 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:20 PM (gJ70H)

56 So weird to see an ONT posted with so much light left in the day.

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2024 10:20 PM (pHSrn)

57 If you get on the bad side of a Texan, you can almost always redeem yourself by telling a good Aggie joke.
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:15 PM (5fDan)

Lots of Aggies in the bloodline. Wait a second. Maybe that explains it.

Posted by: Pete Bog at April 03, 2024 10:20 PM (Nsajk)

58 I really don't understand what happened in the weed-whacker video.

Posted by: Saskatchewan at April 03, 2024 10:20 PM (tkR6S)

59 When Nicole Merck, the 36-year-old store manager, approached Owens (seen at right) and asked him to leave the Walgreens, “Peter used the brown Bible in his hand and struck Nicole in the face one time before he exited the store.”

Little-known fact: this is not battery if it's done by Catholic clergy, if they say something like "I abjure thee" or "Out, demon" when they hit you.

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:20 PM (DgGvY)

60 Three of the most miserable crones on TV are named Joy, Whoopi, and Sunny. Don't seem right.
Posted by: Happy Harry at April 03, 2024 10:12 PM (V5BDR)


Sounds like the analogue to that unwritten rule that girls named Chastity, Charity, or some other virtue are always the biggest sluts.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (g0Y4p)

61 A billboard near the Coachella festival advertising free sexually transmitted disease testing
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Wasn't just last year (or maybe the year before) there was a huge number of herpes simplex cases immediately follow the festival.
Go to Choachella, leave with a life long memory!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (HxyBZ)

62 The Texas one that didn't make it?

"Se Habla Ingles"

Posted by: Ciampino - imagine what? at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (qfLjt)

63 Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg were stand up comedians, That's the same as saying Bill Gates used to be a UFC fighter.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (AIm4E)

64 And I don't have a clue, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (tkR6S)

65 Joy Behar is a bad mimeograph of Bette Midler, if Bette had been raped and beaten by a trans boy scout troop and then developed a drug problem.

Posted by: Bitch Looks Like a Harry Potter Villain at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (WFrZQ)

66 Re:Coachella, give me the Texxas Jam in a hot sweaty Cotton Bowl any day. Cali douchebags.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 03, 2024 10:21 PM (Aoykm)

67 Misanthropic Humanitarian

I like the picture on top. Very cozy. Don't tell me if COmountainmaria lives there.

The good news is I have never seen Joy Behar on TV. The bad news is I figured out her name from the context.

The people that believe on her are ugly lead boots on a sinking America.

But we have boats and canoes. Albeit without cordless hole punchers. They fell in the water.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

68 Am currently vacationing in Monterey Ca. with family. Because the son is Military we are staying at the Naval Postgraduate School. It has the biggest Ball Room I have ever seen! (minds out of the gutter!) By my bad pacing measurement, this room is 200 ft by 60ft with 30 ft ceiling. And Lord the grounds are incredibl.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (x5COY)

69 I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It's a festival for little coaches.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


Small horse-drawn vehicles? Or midgets telling you how to play a sport?

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (DgGvY)

70 France is the Texas of Europe. Both regions acknowledge they're part of something larger, but they also both know they're the best part and aren't shy about telling all the others about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)


Bavaria has often been called the Texas of Germany. Big, prosperous, very conservative (by German standards), has a long-standing separate identity and is proud of it: and the rest of Germany hates its guts.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)

71 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.

North Dakota periodically toys with changing its name (which would require permission of Congress), because people have the unwarranted belief that "North" Dakota is cold in the winter, as opposed to warm, balmy, "South" Dakota.

When they considered this years ago, some wag suggested renaming the state to "Palm" Dakota.

Problem solved!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (YAtuc)

72 You are both wrong and you know the word starts with a C. And I'll leave it that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)

Fist bump.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:23 PM (tkR6S)

73 There have been a number of weed-whacker (specifically the owning, or not, of weed-whackers) in today's Threads.

Kind of spooky that MisHum ends the day with one in addition.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 03, 2024 10:23 PM (a3Q+t)

74 52 France is the Texas of Europe. Both regions acknowledge they're part of something larger, but they also both know they're the best part and aren't shy about telling all the others about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2024 10:19 PM (S6gqv)

If France is the Texas of Europe that means that Texas is the France of America and I don't know if I like that.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (gJ70H)

75 68 Am currently vacationing in Monterey Ca. with family. Because the son is Military we are staying at the Naval Postgraduate School. It has the biggest Ball Room I have ever seen!

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The Steven Segall Memorial Ballroom? I've heard of it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (bo7UB)

76 Testing - wondering what my hash will be after so long.

Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)

77 It's a festival for little coaches.

Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Small horse-drawn vehicles? Or midgets telling you how to play a sport?

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (DgGvY)


A Coach clutch. In fine Corinthian leather.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (emlEe)

78 I almost never remember dreams, but remember one from last night vividly. I was walking alongside Keith Richards and was telling him that I worked closely with his brother-in-law for a couple months in the mid 80s. Thought he would want to know. That's all I remember. His bro-in-law was from Staten Island as was Keiths wife, Patti.

Posted by: Need Supervision at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (V5BDR)

79 I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It's a festival for little coaches.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Small horse-drawn vehicles? Or midgets telling you how to play a sport?
Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (DgGvY)


I thought it was for coaches named Ella, which seems like a pretty small and oddly specific sub-group.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (g0Y4p)

80 Salty, you lucky dog, i never had a hole puncher let alone a fancy dancy one like cordless.

Posted by: Bill Wyman & Keith Richards at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (QXQ4l)

81 California used to be the center of Motorsport in this country. Now they need to check for STD's at a selfie concert. FML.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (Aoykm)

82 Aggie engineering graduates definitely designed Austin's highway system as payback.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (AIm4E)

83 Broseidon (Jeopardy Champion)

How are you doing?

Married to only one woman?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

84 76 Testing - wondering what my hash will be after so long.
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)

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Unsmokable?

Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (pHSrn)

85 Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)

Husband? Wait...I feel like something happened with you recently.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:25 PM (gJ70H)

86 GM has announced final pricing and range for its Silverado RST EV. Range: 440 miles. Price: $95k.

Setting aside the EV thing, but I'm floored that a GM pickup truck is $95k (before options, taxes, fees, etc.). Yes, I know that Cybertrucks are in the same neighborhood but I'd guess the typical buyer is not the same.

Apparently, a base Ford F-150 is now $37k.

Crazy.

Posted by: TRex at April 03, 2024 10:26 PM (IQ6Gq)

87 I think Coachella is where hippies go to do drugs and touch homeless people's genitals when they're not at Burning Man.

Posted by: Hip to be Square at April 03, 2024 10:26 PM (WFrZQ)

88 Broseidon!!!

Yo!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 10:26 PM (W/lyH)

89 Bavaria has often been called the Texas of Germany. Big, prosperous, very conservative (by German standards), has a long-standing separate identity and is proud of it: and the rest of Germany hates its guts.
Posted by: Dr. T

Grossvader Mathias left in the mid 1600's.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 10:27 PM (ZeDNp)

90 Off Stones sock

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:27 PM (QXQ4l)

91 Testing - wondering what my hash will be after so long.
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)

Holy Smokes! Look what the cat dragged in!

Pull up a pew, Bro!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:27 PM (tkR6S)

92 Small horse-drawn vehicles? Or midgets telling you how to play a sport?
Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (DgGvY)

Six of one?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2024 10:27 PM (0eaVi)

93 North Dakota periodically toys with changing its name (which would require permission of Congress), because people have the unwarranted belief that "North" Dakota is cold in the winter, as opposed to warm, balmy, "South" Dakota.

When they considered this years ago, some wag suggested renaming the state to "Palm" Dakota.

Problem solved!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (YAtuc)


If not for oil and Mount Rushmore, nobody would want to go to either one.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (g0Y4p)

94 I think Coachella is where hippies go to do drugs and touch homeless people's genitals when they're not at Burning Man.

Burning Man is more hippie, Cochella is more Instagram influencer.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (YAtuc)

95 North Dakota periodically toys with changing its name (which would require permission of Congress), because people have the unwarranted belief that "North" Dakota is cold in the winter, as opposed to warm, balmy, "South" Dakota.

When they considered this years ago, some wag suggested renaming the state to "Palm" Dakota.

Problem solved!
Posted by: The ARC of History!

When a North Dakota native (Sainted Mother) claims the only good thing to come out of NoDak is I-94, you should probably work on your image.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (x5COY)

96 Earlier this year, pollster Scott Rasmussen asked voters a simple question: “Would you rather have your candidate win by cheating or lose by playing fair?”


Crappy question because it's ambiguous whether your opponent is cheating which changes the entire dynamic.
-
Not really. 'May the more prolific cheater win' is not a path to representative government, much less defense of God-given Rights.

Ultimately, the system cannot work unless those who approve of cheating are expelled from it.

Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (Dnobf)

97 58 I really don't understand what happened in the weed-whacker video.
Posted by: Saskatchewan



The yutes in the red car, who were starting to turn there life around, tried to rob the guy with the weed whacker. His truck was down the street. So when these totally innocent, victims of White Supremacy tried to take stuff from the guy's truck, the guy attacked with the weed wacker. Unconventional, but use what you got I guess.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (ErLti)

98
If not for oil and Mount Rushmore, nobody would want to go to either one.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (g0Y4p)

Both states have good fishing. I've enjoyed the last 2 fishing trips out to Lehr, ND. Good people, good fishing. YMMV

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)

99 Rush Limbaugh's gym teacher/coach in high school warned the boys about the dangers of gongorrehea.

Posted by: Social Guy at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)

100 Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (Dnobf)

It's as crappy as the trolley car question.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 10:31 PM (AIm4E)

101 Wow, a Broseidon sighting. Must be Spring.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 10:31 PM (SYTee)

102 This mis-administration is getting the military it deserves.

An Airman on leave has gone on a hunger strike outside the White House in protest over Gaza. He says that Airman S'Mor has been an inspiration. Someone pass him the lighter fluid.

"Suppose they gave a war and nobody came."

I would say that is becoming a distinct possibility.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:31 PM (5AwpH)

103 The Aggies have designed the coolest submarine — it has a screen door. (Don’t knock it, it keeps the fish out.)

Posted by: Ciampino - swimming trunks only at April 03, 2024 10:32 PM (qfLjt)

104 The yutes in the red car, who were starting to turn there life around, tried to rob the guy with the weed whacker. His truck was down the street. So when these totally innocent, victims of White Supremacy tried to take stuff from the guy's truck, the guy attacked with the weed wacker. Unconventional, but use what you got I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (ErLti)

Ah, thank you. They are lucky he wasn't limbing trees with a chain saw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:32 PM (tkR6S)

105 So weird to see an ONT posted with so much light left in the day.
Posted by: TJM's phone at April 03, 2024 10:20 PM (pHSrn)
* * * *
Aloha yet?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at April 03, 2024 10:32 PM (U3L4U)

106
I don't know what the Coachcella Festival is, and it's probably better that way.

It must have something to do with cockaroaches.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 10:32 PM (63Dwl)

107 Both states have good fishing. I've enjoyed the last 2 fishing trips out to Lehr, ND. Good people, good fishing. YMMV
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (QXQ4l)


I'm going largely on the experiences of my cousin, who works in the ND oil fields and has driven through both quite a bit.
Though in the case of SD, he mostly drove through the sections with Indian reservations. All he had to say about it was, "when you drive into one of those reservations, you keep going and do NOT stop until you're on the other side. If you absolutely have to stop and get gas, get it and get out."

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:33 PM (g0Y4p)

108 Ah, thank you. They are lucky he wasn't limbing trees with a chain saw.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Heh!

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:33 PM (x5COY)

109 I did not drag a Broseidon into here. He just showed up! Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:34 PM (5AwpH)

110 Years ago abortion was viewed as a bad thing even by pro choice people. The line they used was, "I'd never get an abortion myself, but...."
Good Catholics like Pelosi and Biden want it to be no more bothersome than clipping your fingernails.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:34 PM (0Htd1)

111 Testing - wondering what my hash will be after so long.
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)


Don't keep us in suspense!

"I see I ate a....." what?

Posted by: mikeski at April 03, 2024 10:34 PM (DgGvY)

112 Yeast Infection Face!

Perfecto!

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 03, 2024 10:34 PM (XMxl2)

113 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Romania is mobilizing troops to grab a slice of southwest Ukraine and to invade the neighboring country of Moldova, which has a lot of Romanians in it, all in the name of defending themselves from the Russians.
2. The French will send 1,500 troops of the Foreign Legion to Odessa. How long they will survive there is unknown, as the Russians have been happy to exterminate French "mercenaries" elsewhere in Ukraine.
3. Zelensky claims the Russians will mobilize 300,000 troops this summer, trying to drum up support for his own desperate mobilization effort. The Russians claim they are recruiting 30,000 troops per month now, which coincidentally is equal to Ukrainian monthly losses.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2024 10:34 PM (CFtGR)

114 The world needs more Busters.

https://youtube.com/shorts/71_6wG45a6M

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:35 PM (k1/QX)

115 Good evening good friends...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 03, 2024 10:35 PM (Rewxh)

116 I was born in Rapid City, SD or more specifically the Ellsworth AFB hospital.

Posted by: polynikes at April 03, 2024 10:35 PM (AIm4E)

117 Good Catholics like Pelosi and Biden want it to be no more bothersome than clipping your fingernails.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It is their penultimate sacrament.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 10:35 PM (ZeDNp)

118 Bounding Into Comics: Big West Announces Macross Franchise To Land Exclusively On Disney Plus, Hulu

https://tinyurl.com/a6hbpwmhM

*Squeal*

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:36 PM (gJ70H)

119 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

Is that your house in the top picture, or does it need a few bears in the foreground?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2024 10:36 PM (u82oZ)

120 76 Testing - wondering what my hash will be after so long.
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)



Meh, it's ok. I guess. Welcome!


How about calling North Dakota, South Saskatchewan? Probably too long.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (ErLti)

121 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Romania is mobilizing troops to grab a slice of southwest Ukraine and to invade the neighboring country of Moldova, which has a lot of Romanians in it, all in the name of defending themselves from the Russians.
2. The French will send 1,500 troops of the Foreign Legion to Odessa. How long they will survive there is unknown, as the Russians have been happy to exterminate French "mercenaries" elsewhere in Ukraine.
3. Zelensky claims the Russians will mobilize 300,000 troops this summer, trying to drum up support for his own desperate mobilization effort. The Russians claim they are recruiting 30,000 troops per month now, which coincidentally is equal to Ukrainian monthly losses.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2024 10:34 PM (CFtGR)


I think the obvious question everyone's thinking of is, what does all of this mean for Transnistria?

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (g0Y4p)

122 Joy Behar is The Yenta of All Yentas.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

So, she runs Your Espionage Network and Training Academy?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart

Sorry, Agent 86 - missed it be that [] much. The Chief will brief you in the Cone of Silence.

Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (ruzO0)

123 Bounding Into Comics: Big West Announces Macross Franchise To Land Exclusively On Disney Plus, Hulu

So which Macross character will now be gay?

Yellow Belmont does not count, different show. Ditto with Mash from Macross II.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (5AwpH)

124 An Airman on leave has gone on a hunger strike outside the White House in protest over Gaza. He says that Airman S'Mor has been an inspiration.

Gotta admit, that's a hard act to follow. Just going on a crash diet seems pretty lame. Up your game or go home.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (/y8xj)

125 36
You are both wrong and you know the word starts with a C. And I'll leave it that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
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Cloaca?

Posted by: Ciampino - being a smart alec at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)

126 Good Catholics like Pelosi and Biden want it to be no more bothersome than clipping your fingernails.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It is their penultimate sacrament.
Posted by: Tonypete


Then if their last one is Reconciliation, they still have a shot.

Not a gamble I'd take.

Posted by: "penultimate" means next-to-last at April 03, 2024 10:39 PM (DgGvY)

127 I think the obvious question everyone's thinking of is, what does all of this mean for Transnistria?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (g0Y4p)

Another Day of Visibility?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at April 03, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)

128 Cloaca?
Posted by: Ciampino - being a smart alec at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)

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Thank you. Mind if I take two?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:40 PM (bo7UB)

129 113 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. Romania is mobilizing troops to grab a slice of southwest Ukraine and to invade the neighboring country of Moldova, which has a lot of Romanians in it, all in the name of defending themselves from the Russians.
2. The French will send 1,500 troops of the Foreign Legion to Odessa. How long they will survive there is unknown, as the Russians have been happy to exterminate French "mercenaries" elsewhere in Ukraine.
3. Zelensky claims the Russians will mobilize 300,000 troops this summer, trying to drum up support for his own desperate mobilization effort. The Russians claim they are recruiting 30,000 troops per month now, which coincidentally is equal to Ukrainian monthly losses.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy



What could go wrong?

Posted by: Europe 1914 at April 03, 2024 10:40 PM (ErLti)

130 Sorry, Agent 86 - missed it be that [] much. The Chief will brief you in the Cone of Silence.
Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (ruzO0)

What?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 03, 2024 10:40 PM (0eaVi)

131 125 36
You are both wrong and you know the word starts with a C. And I'll leave it that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:13 PM (QXQ4l)
----
Cloaca?
Posted by: Ciampino - being a smart alec at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM

Ding, ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. Your prize is in the mail. Taxes withheld. Verification fees withheld. Postage due upon receipt.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Frozen Tundra at April 03, 2024 10:41 PM (QXQ4l)

132 Did Zelensky hire Victoria Nuland to be an adviser?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:41 PM (5AwpH)

133 For everyone that is sick and tired of Frank Zappa videos (that would be something like 2 people), I found the earliest, so the it is claimed, recorded use of f*ck.

History you can use. History you need.

https://youtu.be/vq3RsJ35LKU

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:41 PM (k1/QX)

134 I think the obvious question everyone's thinking of is, what does all of this mean for Transnistria?

Keeping it as a Soviet Union theme park?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (YAtuc)

135 124 An Airman on leave has gone on a hunger strike outside the White House in protest over Gaza. He says that Airman S'Mor has been an inspiration.

Gotta admit, that's a hard act to follow. Just going on a crash diet seems pretty lame. Up your game or go home.
Posted by: Oddbob



Seppuku.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (ErLti)

136 74
If France is the Texas of Europe that means that Texas is the France of America and I don't know if I like that.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (gJ70H)
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Well they do speak funny ... (runs and hides )

Posted by: Ciampino - being a smart alec again at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

137 Not really. 'May the more prolific cheater win' is not a path to representative government, much less defense of God-given Rights.

Ultimately, the system cannot work unless those who approve of cheating are expelled from it.
Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2024 10:28 PM (Dnobf)
***

Not sure why Rasmussen was surprised. Of course those heavily invested in their politics want to win and most would approve cheating because they're so convinced they are right. What the cheaters should keep in mind is those they cheat will not forget.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)

138 52 France is the Texas of Europe.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 03, 2024 10:19 PM

Thems fighting words.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (UWRAE)

139 North Dakota periodically toys with changing its name (which would require permission of Congress), because people have the unwarranted belief that "North" Dakota is cold in the winter, as opposed to warm, balmy, "South" Dakota.
When they considered this years ago, some wag suggested renaming the state to "Palm" Dakota.
Problem solved!
Posted by: The ARC of History!

How about calling North Dakota, South Saskatchewan? Probably too long.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Baja Manitoba.

Posted by: works for MN, too at April 03, 2024 10:43 PM (DgGvY)

140 Joy and Whoopi both have harsh voices. Is that from smoking or something else disgusting?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:44 PM (0Htd1)

141 18 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (5fDan)

Hell no. There's a pretty girl behind every tree in ND.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut)

142 Hell no. There's a pretty girl behind every tree in ND.

Sounds like Iceland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:45 PM (5AwpH)

143 Texas is the Texas of the world. I'm sorry some of y'all live in lesser states. Pity. If we talk funny, please correct us. We're friendly that way.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 03, 2024 10:45 PM (Aoykm)

144 f France is the Texas of Europe that means that Texas is the France of America and I don't know if I like that.

Posted by: Robert

That makes New Mexico the Albania of America.

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:45 PM (k1/QX)

145 Zelensky claims the Russians will mobilize 300,000 troops this summer

There was speculation that Putin would do another 300,000 man mobilization after his election, like he did a year and a half ago.

Thus far he hasn't done this - he has merely continued that biannual draft callup of 150,000 people, who serve for only one year, and aren't sent to Ukraine.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:45 PM (YAtuc)

146 102 This mis-administration is getting the military it deserves.

An Airman on leave has gone on a hunger strike outside the White House in protest over Gaza. He says that Airman S'Mor has been an inspiration. Someone pass him the lighter fluid.

"Suppose they gave a war and nobody came."

I would say that is becoming a distinct possibility.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:31 PM (5AwpH)

SMFH

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (8sMut)

147 Did Zelensky hire Victoria Nuland to be an adviser?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:41 PM (5AwpH)

Victoria Nuland hired Zelensky to be the front man for the Kalorama Uketoscam.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (tkR6S)

148 137 What the cheaters should keep in mind is those they cheat will not forget.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM
***
And thus why raw power is important to accumulate and exercise for the cheaters. Those that were cheated may not forget but raw power mitigates the risk of them doing anything in response.

Posted by: TRex at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

149 Hell no. There's a pretty girl behind every tree in ND.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut)

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Saves money on the dating apps, I guess.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (bo7UB)

150 76 Testing - wondering what my hash will be after so long.
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (icI8A)

====

Unsmokable?
Posted by: TJM's phone
==
Moldy. But that can be a good thing.

Posted by: From about that Time at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (4780s)

151 We should expel Hawaii from the union and merge the Dakotas into Greater Dakota.

Posted by: The Weak Should Fear the Strong at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (+aq8t)

152 So which Macross character will now be gay?

Yellow Belmont does not count, different show. Ditto with Mash from Macross II.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (5AwpH)

They'll feature new animation with Valkyries humping each other.

Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:46 PM (gJ70H)

153 89 Bavaria has often been called the Texas of Germany. Big, prosperous, very conservative (by German standards), has a long-standing separate identity and is proud of it: and the rest of Germany hates its guts.
Posted by: Dr. T

Grossvader Mathias left in the mid 1600's.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 03, 2024 10:27 PM (ZeDNp)

Yeah but does the rest of America hate TX? I mean, outside the Northeast, OK and CO that is...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:47 PM (8sMut)

154 Not sure why Rasmussen was surprised. Of course those heavily invested in their politics want to win and most would approve cheating because they're so convinced they are right. What the cheaters should keep in mind is those they cheat will not forget.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (W/lyH)


As the great Thomas Sowell put it (though he may have been quoting someone else), "The first thing a man will do for his principles is lie."

Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:47 PM (g0Y4p)

155 What happened in that weed whacker video?
Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (69JzL)

Follow-up news video says the yute that got buzzed with the weed whacked was arrested at the hospital where his fellow thieving homies dropped him off. All were caught on nice clear video at the hospital. He had recently been released from jail. After the drive-by theft of two leafblowers they also pointed a gun at the landscaper, so they are wanted for armed robbery now.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2024 10:48 PM (CFtGR)

156 71 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.

North Dakota periodically toys with changing its name (which would require permission of Congress), because people have the unwarranted belief that "North" Dakota is cold in the winter, as opposed to warm, balmy, "South" Dakota.

When they considered this years ago, some wag suggested renaming the state to "Palm" Dakota.

Problem solved!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (YAtuc)


Yep, balmy South Dakota!

Believe it or not, for many decades up to 1992 the official SD state nickname or slogan was "Sunshine State," same as Florida.

In 1992 the SD Legislature changed it to, "Mount Rushmore State." I was born and raised in SD long before 1992 and I never understood why anyone would ever call it the Sunshine State. Bait and switch advertising?

Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:49 PM (5fDan)

157 Weird, on my Win8.1 PC (stop laughing, you) at home, Brave now crashes the second I try to load AoSHQ. Still works fine with Brave on the Win10 machine at work, though.

Posted by: spindrift at April 03, 2024 10:49 PM (1qxHl)

158 Well SDF-1 did 'dock' with Deadalus and that other carrier...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:49 PM (5AwpH)

159 Well they do speak funny ... (runs and hides )

Posted by: Ciampino - being a smart alec again at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)


Years ago, I was highly amused to discover a subentry in my German dictionary specifically for "Texas accent" (schleppendes Texanisch).

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at April 03, 2024 10:49 PM (LLJRz)

160 In reference to the election cheating thing...

After four years of telling us Trump was literally Hitler and nothing should be off the table in stopping Hitler they turned around and said how could you accuse us of cheating just because we hid/destroyed all the potential evidence and crowed about fortifying the election?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 03, 2024 10:50 PM (ibTVg)

161 87 I think Coachella is where hippies go to do drugs and touch homeless people's genitals when they're not at Burning Man.
Posted by: Hip to be Square


So, the STD tests are necessary because homeless people are catching STD's from the hippies. Got it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 10:50 PM (0Htd1)

162 That makes New Mexico the Albania of America.
Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:45 PM (k1/QX)

Nah, you'll need something small, and absolutely Communist.

MA? RH? CT?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:50 PM (8sMut)

163 162: dammit, RI? Forgot my postal codes...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:51 PM (8sMut)

164 Bounding Into Comics: Big West Announces Macross Franchise To Land Exclusively On Disney Plus, Hulu
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Disney will do it's own translation and make Mirya Sterling trans.

Posted by: Methos at April 03, 2024 10:51 PM (Dnobf)

165 Protoculture was always code for sodomy.

Posted by: Disney: Putting the Plus in LBGT+ at April 03, 2024 10:53 PM (+aq8t)

166 Disney will do it's own translation and make Mirya Sterling trans.

Well she can 'micronize.'

Oh yeah one of the three male Zentradi spies did wear women's clothing... Those three will probably get their own series now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:54 PM (5AwpH)

167 That makes New Mexico the Albania of America.
Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:45 PM (k1/QX)

Nah, you'll need something small, and absolutely Communist.

MA? RH? CT?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Apparently you have never heard of Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham. She is short and a communist. Plus, she tried to cancel the 2nd Amendment via a health emergency.

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:54 PM (k1/QX)

168 In 1992 the SD Legislature changed it to, "Mount Rushmore State." I was born and raised in SD long before 1992 and I never understood why anyone would ever call it the Sunshine State. Bait and switch advertising?

Wisconsin used to have a tourism office in downtown Chicago.

I got their flyer for winter vacations, which explained that Wisconsin combined winter fun with "mild temperatures".

I went cross-country skiing in Southern Wisconsin (having a great time), and it, of course, was -10 F, and I was thinking of calling the tourism office to ask where the "mild temperatures" were.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 10:56 PM (YAtuc)

169 Weird, on my Win8.1 PC (stop laughing, you) at home, Brave now crashes the second I try to load AoSHQ. Still works fine with Brave on the Win10 machine at work, though.
Posted by: spindrift at April 03, 2024 10:49 PM (1qxHl)

That happened to me on Monday, running Brave under the current version of Linux Mint. I had to install the new version of Brave, and also had to clear cache and cookies. Try clearing cache, cookies, and browsing history first. There might not be a new version of Brave for a deprecated Windows build.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:56 PM (tkR6S)

170 Macron is thinking of sending 1500 troops to Odessa? The current estimated strength of the Legion is 7000, all ranks included, so this is a major commitment for the Frogs. It goes without saying that it's a stupid move on Macron's part but the Russians shouldn't dismiss La Légion étrangère in terms of the threat they pose.

France is sending in the very people that they recruited from around the world to serve under impossible conditions in the dirtiest forms of warfare imaginable, men who've been steeped in a culture where dying for the Legion is a noble and even preferable fate. Most of them are veterans of other military services, many with previous combat experience, and there are few actual Frenchmen in the Legion, apart from a handful of the officers. (It is true, by the way, that serving out your term in the Legion is a ticket to French citizenship, but they no longer accept fugitives, and efforts to get around that are generally unsuccessful).

Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 10:56 PM (ruzO0)

171 Bait and switch marketing?

Greenland has entered Chat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:56 PM (5AwpH)

172 I went cross-country skiing in Southern Wisconsin (having a great time), and it, of course, was -10 F, and I was thinking of calling the tourism office to ask where the "mild temperatures" were.
Posted by: The ARC of History!



Gulf Shores, Alabama.

Posted by: Wisconsin Tourism Office at April 03, 2024 10:57 PM (ErLti)

173 Weird, on my Win8.1 PC (stop laughing, you) at home, Brave now crashes the second I try to load AoSHQ. Still works fine with Brave on the Win10 machine at work, though. Posted by: spindrift

Windows 8.1. Dang. By chance did you update this machine from Windows ME?

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:58 PM (k1/QX)

174
Evening, all. This has been the most depressing news day I've seen in a while.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 03, 2024 10:58 PM (wjjYr)

175 Well in a few minutes the Powerball numbers will be drawn.

Will there be winners or will it roll over again?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 10:59 PM (5AwpH)

176 Ahhh... New Mexico... spent son Tim there on a project. Breaking Bad was made there for a reason.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 03, 2024 11:00 PM (Aoykm)

177 So,

Not a Fan of the wNBA for obvious reasons and even less of a NBA "Thug-Ball" fan.

But I like this college phenom known as Caitlin Clark and I took great pleasurer when she and her Iowa teammates took down LSU a couple of days ago after LSU went all Kapperdick and walked off the court before the playing of the National Anthem

Take THAT you lsu lowlifes.

Small victories....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 03, 2024 11:00 PM (TDvv2)

178 What?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart

And that's why I always say we shouldn't use the Cone of Silence. I'll get Hymie to call you on the Shoe Phone.

Posted by: The Chief at April 03, 2024 11:00 PM (ruzO0)

179 175 Well in a few minutes the Powerball numbers will be drawn.

---------

If I win, I won't forget you mooks.

Promise.

*snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:00 PM (bo7UB)

180 men who've been steeped in a culture where dying for the Legion is a noble and even preferable fate

'You are legionnaires in order to die - and I am sending you where you can die." So said General François de Negrier during what might be termed a motivational address to a combat-bound troop of the French Foreign Legion in December 1883.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 11:01 PM (YAtuc)

181 I've got 2 bucks riding....

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 03, 2024 11:01 PM (TDvv2)

182 Yup, just one woman, no cucks or bulls. I know, it's a Herculeam task.

How is the vibe around these parts? Are we doomed? Boned? Or dare to dream we are whitepilled?

Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 11:02 PM (icI8A)

183 How so, Morticia?

I finally rid myself of that pesky breaking news addiction, but now I feel like a years sober man placed into the middle of Oktoberfest. What's the haps on how doomed we all are?

Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean at April 03, 2024 11:03 PM (icI8A)

184 An Airman on leave has gone on a hunger strike outside the White House in protest over Gaza. He says that Airman S'Mor has been an inspiration.

Gotta admit, that's a hard act to follow. Just going on a crash diet seems pretty lame. Up your game or go home.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Seppuku.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:42 PM (ErLti)


I'd prefer he beat himself in the head with a baseball bat. I don't want 'them' going after assault knives.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 11:04 PM (emlEe)

185 126 Good Catholics like Pelosi and Biden want it to be no more bothersome than clipping your fingernails.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It is their penultimate sacrament.
Posted by: Tonypete

Then if their last one is Reconciliation, they still have a shot.

Not a gamble I'd take.
Posted by: "penultimate" means next-to-last


Won't work. They can't make a "good confession" if they aren't sincerely remorseful. Waiting until you are near the end of your life to confess probably isn't sincere remorsefulness. So, you're right. Not a good gamble.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:04 PM (0Htd1)

186 Broseidon

We will win. Hair may be a tad mussed.

You should see the Op Plan!

Congratulations on getting married and to just one woman. Than implies only one mother-in-law, so you are fine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2024 11:04 PM (u82oZ)

187 99 Rush Limbaugh's gym teacher/coach in high school warned the boys about the dangers of gongorrehea.

Posted by: Social Guy at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (V5BDR)
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Do you get it by riding in little coaches or by being ridden by little coaches? ..... asking for a friend.

Posted by: Ciampino -is it a nanocoach or a microcoach at April 03, 2024 11:05 PM (qfLjt)

188 *rummages on the con list*

A-kon? Momocon? AWA? Nekocon?

So many choices.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 03, 2024 11:05 PM (5AwpH)

189 Slovenia is the West Virginia of Europe.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 03, 2024 11:05 PM (2fIO4)

190 Have a great night, everyone.

May you be blessed and thrive!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 03, 2024 11:06 PM (u82oZ)

191 Waiting until you are near the end of your life to confess probably isn't sincere remorsefulness. So, you're right. Not a good gamble.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:04 PM (0Htd1)

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Damn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:06 PM (nOjd9)

192 Regarding the asshole judge who issued the gag order against DJT about mentioning the judge's political scrunt daughter: the gag order can only apply to Trump himself, right?

So the Don should give a press conference, and come to the podium wearing a piece of duct tape over his mouth, and carrying a ventriloquist's dummy in a caricature of the judge. Or his daughter. And have the dummy blab its mouth off about the whole thing. Would make great theater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 11:06 PM (tkR6S)

193 I thought men joined the Legion to "forget."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)

194 Laurel and Hardy. Flying Deuces Harvest Moon scene.

https://youtu.be/l9hmO-wOx-s

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 11:08 PM (k1/QX)

195 I thought men joined the Legion to "forget."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 11:07 PM (63Dwl)


And sometimes to be forgotten.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 11:08 PM (emlEe)

196 178 What?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart

And that's why I always say we shouldn't use the Cone of Silence. I'll get Hymie to call you on the Shoe Phone.

Posted by: The Chief at April 03, 2024 11:00 PM (ruzO0)


Would you believe that right now the entire 82nd Airborne is parachuting into the front yard to rescue me?

Well, how about Joe Biden and three trannies armed with Rainbow Flags crawling through the garden?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 03, 2024 11:09 PM (5fDan)

197 Well Hrothgar, I see you made it out of the twister today OK.

Things were pretty hinky at my son's place next door, but the storm strengthened enough to tear a house apart near Callao.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 03, 2024 11:09 PM (JEYgZ)

198 Albania has some lovely beaches. New Mexico, not so much.

Posted by: Bunkers, Too at April 03, 2024 11:09 PM (V5BDR)

199 Well, how about Joe Biden and three trannies armed with Rainbow Flags crawling through the garden?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at April 03, 2024 11:09 PM (5fDan)


Nope. Trannies don't crawl through mud. Ruins their makeup.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 11:11 PM (emlEe)

200 119 {{{NaCly}}}

More bears😄

Posted by: COMountainMarie at April 03, 2024 11:12 PM (Rewxh)

201 I smell...something

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 03, 2024 11:14 PM (TDvv2)

202 Albania has some lovely beaches. New Mexico, not so much.
Posted by: Bunkers, Too at April 03, 2024 11:09 PM (V5BDR)

Don't forget the news readers:

https://youtu.be/7c0uAQGU4is

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 11:14 PM (tkR6S)

203 128 Cloaca?
Posted by: Ciampino - being a smart alec at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (qfLjt)

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Thank you. Mind if I take two?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 10:40 PM (bo7UB)
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By all means. The second one can be a 'bonus'.

Posted by: Ciampino - is it a nanocoach or a microcoach at April 03, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

204 Is it toast?

Posted by: I love toast (platonically) at April 03, 2024 11:14 PM (+aq8t)

205 Waiting until you are near the end of your life to confess probably isn't sincere remorsefulness. So, you're right. Not a good gamble.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:04 PM (0Htd1)

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Damn.
Posted by: Cicero

When did that clause get into the rule book?

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 11:15 PM (k1/QX)

206 Hello everyone.....nice to be here with you...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 11:17 PM (QGaXH)

207 198 Albania has some lovely beaches. New Mexico, not so much.
Posted by: Bunkers, Too



Albania does indeed have some lovely beaches.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 11:18 PM (ErLti)

208 Macron, stupid Macron, sending his men to die. How many soldiers does Russia have? Plenty. Putin is taking his time allowing the Ukrainians time to accept reality and for new elections in America to help rid Ukraine of our malinfestation. Those two things will work in tandem after many Frenchmen have died.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:18 PM (jnt+a)

209 206 Hello everyone.....nice to be here with you...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 11:17 PM (QGaXH)

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Hey.

Have you met Jugdish, Sidney, Clayton and Mohamet?

And don't be shy about helping yourself to some punch and cookies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:19 PM (nOjd9)

210 Got my lottery tickets!

If I hit the Big One-- change name & phone # and move to a nice house.

If 25-100k-- fix this place up a bit.

1k or so-- throw a party!

The usual zero to $50-- buy booze.

Posted by: JQ at April 03, 2024 11:19 PM (njWTi)

211 When did that clause get into the rule book?

Sort of implied by Galatians 6:7.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 03, 2024 11:19 PM (/y8xj)

212
How so, Morticia?

I finally rid myself of that pesky breaking news addiction, but now I feel like a years sober man placed into the middle of Oktoberfest. What's the haps on how doomed we all are?
Posted by: Broseidon, husband of the brocean

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Yo Bro.

I've got a day job again that's keeping me busy and almost all I have time for is the occasional glance in here and watching a few small youtubers. Otherwise, I don't know much about what's going on. Today's headlines were one bomb on morale after another.

btw, I disappeared from here for over a year myself, then thought I'd better start paying attention again so's to arm myself with facts. Discovery: Facts give me the sadz.

But I'm glad you found your bliss!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 03, 2024 11:20 PM (wjjYr)

213 Now I want to watch Beau Geste

Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2024 11:21 PM (LjgPm)

214 141 18 North Dakota desperately wishes it was South Dakota.
Posted by: Gref at April 03, 2024 10:10 PM (5fDan)

Hell no. There's a pretty girl behind every tree in ND.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 10:44 PM (8sMut)
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Yep, and you can see every one while sitting on your porch recliner .... wait, that's Saskatchewan.

Posted by: Ciampino - is it a nanocloaca or a Mammoth Cave? at April 03, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)

215 If tardy repentance was good enough for St. Augustine, it's good enough for us. We're only 29, after all.

Posted by: Make Me Chaste, But No Need To Hurry at April 03, 2024 11:21 PM (+aq8t)

216 Macron, stupid Macron, sending his men to die.

Not "his" men - Foreign Legionnaires.

The purpose of the Legion is to be able to send it into various nasty places and take casualties with much domestic French political reaction.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 11:22 PM (YAtuc)

217 213 Now I want to watch Beau Geste
Posted by: Beartooth at April 03, 2024 11:21 PM (LjgPm)

He died in Iraq.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 03, 2024 11:23 PM (+aq8t)

218 209 Hey.

Have you met Jugdish, Sidney, Clayton and Mohamet?

And don't be shy about helping yourself to some punch and cookies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:19 PM (nOjd9)

Nice..Animal House reference...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at April 03, 2024 11:23 PM (QGaXH)

219 I wish I were a talented cartoonist.

Picture, if you will. A Priest. Sleeves rolled up, collar hanging by one button, and a sheen of sweat upon his face, reddened by exertion.

Before him, a simple, humble man. Tied to a chair, torso, waist and ankles, his hands lashed together behind the back of the chair.

A solitary, old fashioned, incandescent light shines down, from under it's flatly coned shade, concentrating the heat and dazzling in it's unblinking glare.

Caption, Priest saying: "You're gonna Confess, sooner or later. All night if need be, I don't care. I've sweated better men, I've broken stronger men. And I'm gonna break YOU. So, c'mon, whadday say. Don't make both of us have to do this the hard way, okay?"


Confession Noir.

The Penance is gonna be LITurgical !


/s


Jim
Sunk New Dawn (now evading lightning strikes)
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 03, 2024 11:23 PM (e6UQI)

220 Blonde Morticia, good that you scored a new job and great that you decided to come back. You brighten up the place.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:23 PM (jnt+a)

221 St. Augustine was a certified poonhound. Also a Manichaean.

Make of it what you will.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:24 PM (nOjd9)

222 They should call North Dakota, "Fargo."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 11:24 PM (RIvkX)

223 The purpose of the Legion is to be able to send it into various nasty places and take casualties with much domestic French political reaction.

Er - without much domestic French political reaction.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 11:24 PM (YAtuc)

224 '''Honorary Mention (Canadian)'''

'''Saskatchewan – '''Like North Dakota Only Flatter

When your dog runs away you can see him for days

See the whole Province from your armchair

Posted by: Ciampino - is it a nanocloaca or a Mammoth Cave eh!? at April 03, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

225 Apparently you have never heard of Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham. She is short and a communist. Plus, she tried to cancel the 2nd Amendment via a health emergency.
Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 10:54 PM (k1/QX)

Given that I am an hour's drive away, I have heard of her, and her insane "public health orders". I'd say NM is more like...North Korea, as she belongs to the "Lujan crime family (h/t, Robert Pratt, of "Pratt on Texas").

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 03, 2024 11:25 PM (8sMut)

226
Now I want to watch Beau Geste
Posted by: Beartooth

He died in Iraq.
Posted by: Joe Biden


Shirley, you Geste!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 11:26 PM (63Dwl)

227 'Saskatchewan – '''Like North Dakota Only Flatter

True story: a friend of mine was offered a teaching position at the University of Regina.

He visited, and was told by the faculty that they went to North Dakota for fun.

He passed on the opportunity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 11:26 PM (YAtuc)

228 San Franpsycho, one man's tour of Oakland.

https://youtu.be/n0GMeVS6zR8

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 11:26 PM (k1/QX)

229 Guy in Moose Jaw should of told you.

Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 11:27 PM (SYTee)

230 Don't forget the news readers:

https://youtu.be/7c0uAQGU4is

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 11:14 PM (tkR6S)

She reads very well, I assume, as I don't speak Albanian

Posted by: javems at April 03, 2024 11:28 PM (pRQ2K)

231 As I always say when New Mexico comes up, I don't even like Old Mexico. When we finally get a border wall built, New Mexico should be on the other side of it.

Posted by: New Mexico Has To Go Back at April 03, 2024 11:28 PM (+aq8t)

232 Guy in Moose Jaw should of told you.
Posted by: davidt at April 03, 2024 11:27 PM (SYTee)

Downtown Moose Jaw has a network of underground tunnels where Al Capone once hid out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 11:30 PM (tkR6S)

233 Would you believe that right now the entire 82nd Airborne is parachuting into the front yard to rescue me?

Well, how about Joe Biden and three trannies armed with Rainbow Flags crawling through the garden?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart

I'll send in Agent 99 to save your bacon - in the meantime, Agent 13 is there already, concealed in a weed whacker.

Posted by: The Chief at April 03, 2024 11:31 PM (ruzO0)

234 Yeah, I saw it. The best part was how there is zero traffic enforcement and zero compliance.

It's like driving in Cairo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 11:31 PM (RIvkX)

235 She reads very well, I assume, as I don't speak Albanian
Posted by: javems at April 03, 2024 11:28 PM (pRQ2K)

If you needed private lessons in Albanian, you could do worse, i'm sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 11:32 PM (tkR6S)

236 215 If tardy repentance was good enough for St. Augustine, it's good enough for us. We're only 29, after all.
Posted by: Make Me Chaste, But No Need To Hurry


As long as it's sincere. God knows if it is sincere.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)

237
If France is the Texas of Europe that means that Texas is the France of America and I don't know if I like that.
Posted by: Robert at April 03, 2024 10:24 PM (gJ70H)


I am not sure that Texanity or Frenchiness is actually a transitive property. It is probably more of an ordinal or subjective ranking than any inherent utility or concrete valuation.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2024 11:34 PM (D7oie)

238 As long as it's sincere. God knows if it is sincere.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)

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If you're a Calvinist you can relax. Whatever happens, it's already baked into the cake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:34 PM (nOjd9)

239 If you're a Calvinist you can relax. Whatever happens, it's already baked into the cake.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:34 PM (nOjd9)

Cake! Wanton licentiousness!

Posted by: Make My Pew Extra Hard, Lord at April 03, 2024 11:36 PM (+aq8t)

240 If you're a Calvinist you can relax. Whatever happens, it's already baked into the cake.
Posted by: Cicero

I am more of a Calvinball player.

Posted by: lost in space at April 03, 2024 11:38 PM (k1/QX)

241 I think the obvious question everyone's thinking of is, what does all of this mean for Transnistria?
Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:38 PM (g0Y4p)


do you remember when France was allied with Russia against Germany and Austria, and Austria decided to invade Serbia?
It's how we got Mustard. Eventually.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)

242 Colonel Mustard. In the Balkans with a gun?

Posted by: Worst Game of CLUE Ever at April 03, 2024 11:45 PM (+aq8t)

243 "The French, being a thfirty and practical people have always been eager to let any available foreigner assist them in any necessary bleeding and dying for La Patrie."

American military historian Elting, as cited by Douglas Porch, author of perhaps the best history of the French Foreign Legion (in English, that is.) And both Elting and Porch go on to point out that the Legion is far from the only company of foreigners formed to defend France - there's also the Swiss, the Royal Scots Guard, and the famed "Wild Geese" that arrived there after the Battle of the Boyne.

Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 11:45 PM (ruzO0)

244 I've been watching the tour of Oakland. Newsom running for president is just scary. I know liberals who would vote for him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:45 PM (0Htd1)

245 It's how we got Mustard. Eventually.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)

A whole lot of eggs got broken to make that omelet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2024 11:46 PM (di6C2)

246 I am not sure that Texanity or Frenchiness is actually a transitive property. It is probably more of an ordinal or subjective ranking than any inherent utility or concrete valuation.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 03, 2024 11:34 PM (D7oie)
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French Spectrum Disorder

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 11:46 PM (RIvkX)

247 I went to Jamestown, ND for an interview back in the late 90s. Flat as a pancake. I asked about hills so I was driven to this man-made mound with an enormous bison statute on it. That was it.

https://tinyurl.com/3vbvedsb

{Didn't get an offer. I got friendly with one of the staff and was told, confidentially, that they had already unofficially selected one of their own graduates for the job so were just going through the motions. Probably for the best as I don't know if the family would have put up with the quantity of snow (escape hatch on the roof of houses) and the Spring floods -- and the constant wind.}

Posted by: Ciampino - Nice poople though at April 03, 2024 11:47 PM (qfLjt)

248 244 I've been watching the tour of Oakland. Newsom running for president is just scary. I know liberals who would vote for him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:45 PM (0Htd1)

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What. "He'll Do For America What He Did For California" doesn't grab you?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:48 PM (nOjd9)

249 I've been watching the tour of Oakland. Newsom running for president is just scary. I know liberals who would vote for him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2024 11:45 PM (0Htd1)
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Liberal Summary: "Something something Trump something hair something."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 03, 2024 11:48 PM (RIvkX)

250 French Speculum sounds like a sex position or a cocktail.

Btw, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2024 11:48 PM (di6C2)

251 What. "He'll Do For America What He Did For California" doesn't grab you?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:48 PM (nOjd9)

Yes, by the pussy.

Posted by: AWFLs Newly In Support Of Genital Manhandling at April 03, 2024 11:50 PM (+aq8t)

252 >>>Newsom running for president is just scary.
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That video is awesome. It takes time and effort to be that bad.
Loitering and vagrancy are not allowed in Littletown and in neighboring Big Blue City it's minimal and zoned, for lack of a better word.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:50 PM (jnt+a)

253 250 French Speculum sounds like a sex position or a cocktail.

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Now you're doing the French Mistake.

Posted by: Buddy at April 03, 2024 11:51 PM (nOjd9)

254 Joy Behar is a bad mimeograph of Bette Midler, if Bette had been raped and beaten by a trans boy scout troop and then developed a drug problem.
Posted by: Bitch Looks Like a Harry Potter Villain at April 03, 2024 10:21

This cracked me up so much I must nominate it for post of the week.

Posted by: Farmer at April 03, 2024 11:51 PM (55Qr6)

255
Blonde Morticia, good that you scored a new job and great that you decided to come back. You brighten up the place.
Posted by: Braenyard

===========

Why thank you!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 03, 2024 11:52 PM (wjjYr)

256 Oh, and in re Bavaria above, one of the more amusing things about Bavaria and the rest of Deutschland is that they don't speak the same language! Or rather, that there are three different dialects of German in Bavaria that differ from the "High German" that is more or less the official language and what Americans taking German 101-104 take.

The divide isn't really a hassle, but for years there was a Bavarian corporation whose ads read (translated) "We can do anything except German."

Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 11:52 PM (ruzO0)

257 French Speculum sounds like a sex position or a cocktail.

Btw, thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2024 11:48 PM (di6C2)


Or a dance like 'The French Mistake'.

Posted by: RickZ at April 03, 2024 11:52 PM (emlEe)

258 I've been watching the tour of Oakland. Newsom running for president is just scary. I know liberals who would vote for him.
Posted by: nerdygirl

That joey had a 50+ year track record and almost 50 million people voted for him....not surprised.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 11:54 PM (x5COY)

259 If you're a Calvinist you can relax. Whatever happens, it's already baked into the cake.
Posted by: Cicero
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Preordained predestinationism

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 03, 2024 11:54 PM (XeU6L)

260
I've been watching the tour of Oakland. Newsom running for president is just scary. I know liberals who would vote for him.
Posted by: nerdygirl


A few months ago Ace said Joe would be dropping out and Newsom would take over and beat Trump decisively.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (63Dwl)

261 The last reader with the cross between her titties.
What can I say?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (jnt+a)

262 Sorry - in the Elting quote above, I omitted his first name, John. Worthy read if you're interested in early 19th century warfare.

Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (ruzO0)

263 A few months ago Ace said Joe would be dropping out and Newsom would take over and beat Trump decisively.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (63Dwl)

Heh. There are times when ace resembles one of the one name trolls.

Wait.

Are we ALL Paul for 15 mins?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2024 11:57 PM (di6C2)

264 261 The last reader with the cross between her titties.
What can I say?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (jnt+a)

*pages back up*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 03, 2024 11:57 PM (di6C2)

265 198 Albania has some lovely beaches. New Mexico, not so much.

Posted by: Bunkers, Too at April 03, 2024 11:09 PM (V5BDR)
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Reminded me of the failed motto for Arizona:
All Beach, No Ocean

Posted by: Ciampino - Nice people though at April 03, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

266 261 The last reader with the cross between her titties.
What can I say?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (jnt+a)

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See? The thread just veered into Sydney Sweeney territory again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:00 AM (nOjd9)

267 All Beach, No Ocean
Posted by: Ciampino - Nice people though at April 03, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)

Beach without that frigid ocean.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:00 AM (di6C2)

268 99 Rush Limbaugh's gym teacher/coach in high school warned the boys about the dangers of gongorrehea.
Posted by : Social Guy at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM

Ah,so that's why they call it the clap

Posted by: Leon Sphynx at April 04, 2024 12:02 AM (UIngH)

269 The last reader with the cross between her titties.
What can I say?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 03, 2024 11:55 PM (jnt+a)

Although that does remind me of something. The other day I saw a video of a blonde, exotic looking gal with impressive flying buttresses and then I hesitated and said 'Hey, that's a Star of David.'

She went up a full point.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:03 AM (di6C2)

270 Albanian chicks just seem so low-rent. Like you could get a persistent, untreatable strain of gonorrhea just talking to them.

Posted by: Enver Hoxha Sings The Blues at April 04, 2024 12:03 AM (+aq8t)

271 Bavaria has often been called the Texas of Germany. Big, prosperous, very conservative (by German standards), has a long-standing separate identity and is proud of it: and the rest of Germany hates its guts.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)

Don't forget about the better food, beer, and wine, too!

Posted by: GWB at April 04, 2024 12:03 AM (69JzL)

272 Also, all those people in Oakland living in RV's parked along the streets, don't they have to dump their sewage?

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 12:04 AM (0Htd1)

273 Regarding regional and state rivalries, the standing joke in Mississippi for as long as I remember is that Arkansas was created to make us feel better about ourselves.

In the spirit of fairness I must also point out that Arkansas has the same joke, but in reverse.

In reality we all take a sidelong glance at Florida and shake our heads.

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 12:05 AM (ruzO0)

274 Also, all those people in Oakland living in RV's parked along the streets, don't they have to dump their sewage?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Oh, believe me - they do.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 12:06 AM (WXNFJ)

275
All Beach, No Ocean
Posted by: Ciampino

Beach without that frigid ocean.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


And that dead fish smell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 12:06 AM (63Dwl)

276 From what I have seen, Bavaria is also quite beautiful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:06 AM (di6C2)

277 St. Augustine was a certified poonhound. Also a Manichaean.

Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:24 PM (nOjd9)[.i]

I thought he was from North Africa, not Maine?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)

278 they have to dump their sewage?
Posted by: nerdygirl

Oh, believe me - they do.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 12:06 AM (WXNFJ)

I once was behind an RV when they dumped their septic on a town road. Dear God. It was one of the worst things I have ever smelt. I had to hit a car wash in order to clean the bottom of the car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:07 AM (di6C2)

279 276 From what I have seen, Bavaria is also quite beautiful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:06 AM (di6C2)

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You know who loved Bavaria?

*holds up two fingers under nose*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:07 AM (nOjd9)

280 Also, all those people in Oakland living in RV's parked along the streets, don't they have to dump their sewage?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 12:04 AM (0Htd1)


That's why they have sewerage grates in the ground.

Posted by: RickZ at April 04, 2024 12:08 AM (emlEe)

281 277 St. Augustine was a certified poonhound. Also a Manichaean.

Make of it what you will.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 03, 2024 11:24 PM (nOjd9)[.i]

I thought he was from North Africa, not Maine?
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 12:07 AM (D7oie)

Nice.

*sets timer for 'City of Dog' jokes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:08 AM (di6C2)

282 274 Also, all those people in Oakland living in RV's parked along the streets, don't they have to dump their sewage?
Posted by: nerdygirl

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The Uncle Eddy Factor.

Don't light a match.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:09 AM (nOjd9)

283 That's why they have sewerage grates in the ground.
Posted by: RickZ


And all this time I thought those were for rainwater.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 12:10 AM (0Htd1)

284 227 'Saskatchewan – '''Like North Dakota Only Flatter

True story: a friend of mine was offered a teaching position at the University of Regina.

He visited, and was told by the faculty that they went to North Dakota for fun.

He passed on the opportunity.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 03, 2024 11:26 PM (YAtuc)
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A colleague of mine in South Africa spent some time teaching at U of Regina. ALL the buildings were connected by tunnels to avoid the ice and snow of winter.

Posted by: Ciampino - Eh at April 04, 2024 12:10 AM (qfLjt)

285 And all this time I thought those were for rainwater.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 04, 2024 12:10 AM (0Htd1)

There are all kinds of storms.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:11 AM (di6C2)

286 Heh.

University of Regina.

Heh heh.

Posted by: Beavis at April 04, 2024 12:11 AM (nOjd9)

287 The last reader with the cross between her titties.
What can I say?
Posted by: Braenyard


Loop on top, so an ankh, not a cross.

So I can say "sacrilicious."

Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 12:13 AM (DgGvY)

288 Loop on top, so an ankh, not a cross.

So I can say "sacrilicious."
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 12:13 AM (DgGvY)



Ankh-ers aweigh!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 12:14 AM (tkR6S)

289 Heh.

University of Regina.

Heh heh.
Posted by: Beavis

In the spirit of the same joke, my family doctor always insisted on pronouncing "Angina" as "an Juh na" to avoid sounding offensive to his patients.

Posted by: John Drake at April 04, 2024 12:16 AM (ruzO0)

290 I see the the Boebert medical news now has everybody learning about May-Thurner Syndrome

Damn near killed me in 2016. Seems that is much more common in women and they don’t really look for that in men.

She’ll be fine now that the stent is in.
Biggest issue I have is blood thinners due to the stent (have to be a bit more careful with sharp things)
Oh, and those old man socks…

Posted by: PMRich at April 04, 2024 12:16 AM (eh5ud)

291
I once was behind an RV when they dumped their septic on a town road. Dear God. It was one of the worst things I have ever smelt. I had to hit a car wash in order to clean the bottom of the car.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:07 AM (di6C2)

Not quite that bad, but...I remember when the RV my parents were living in near FAMC in Denver was stopped up. Then...my father cleared it. I was outside when this happened. Nearly threw up it was so bad.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 12:17 AM (8sMut)

292 271 Bavaria has often been called the Texas of Germany. Big, prosperous, very conservative (by German standards), has a long-standing separate identity and is proud of it: and the rest of Germany hates its guts.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 03, 2024 10:22 PM (g0Y4p)

If we had your mountains they would be bigger.

Posted by: Berliner/Berlinerin at April 04, 2024 12:19 AM (8sMut)

293 It’s fun to be paid to do nothing for 40 hrs. I could make that 80 hrs. but that would be crazy pants.

I realize now that I should have gone into insurance 29 years ago.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 04, 2024 12:20 AM (tNwXN)

294 Not content with screwing everyone one a fixed income via his inflation, Biden is now fucking around with Medicare.

https://tinyurl.com/39adn26t

Posted by: lost in space at April 04, 2024 12:22 AM (k1/QX)

295 256 Oh, and in re Bavaria above, one of the more amusing things about Bavaria and the rest of Deutschland is that they don't speak the same language! Or rather, that there are three different dialects of German in Bavaria that differ from the "High German" that is more or less the official language and what Americans taking German 101-104 take.

The divide isn't really a hassle, but for years there was a Bavarian corporation whose ads read (translated) "We can do anything except German."
Posted by: John Drake at April 03, 2024 11:52 PM (ruzO0)

The most famous Bavarian company of course being Bayerishe Motoren Werke.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 12:22 AM (8sMut)

296 The most famous Bavarian company of course being Bayerishe Motoren Werke.

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"Powering The Luftwaffe Since 1935"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:23 AM (nOjd9)

297 The kittens are waddling

Twitch: https://is.gd/qyDILz
OR
http://tinyurl.com/2rvjn93v

YouTube: https://shorturl.at/grR06

Posted by: Ciampino - waddle waddle at April 04, 2024 12:24 AM (qfLjt)

298 BMW FUN FACT: Before she married Josef, Magda Goebbels was the wife of the heir to the BMW company. Goebbel's stepson (through Magda) was also in line for the. MW fortune.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:26 AM (nOjd9)

299 BMW

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:26 AM (nOjd9)

300 The kittens are waddling
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And stumbling! Like a bunch of tiny, fuzzy, drunks...

Very cute, Ciampino.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 12:28 AM (njWTi)

301 Loop on top, so an ankh, not a cross.

So I can say "sacrilicious."
Posted by: mikeski at April 04, 2024 12:13 AM (DgGvY)


Not to followers of Astarte, Ishtar and Isis.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 12:30 AM (D7oie)

302 So I looked up May- Thurner syndrome on the 'net. The website tells me that it's more common in women-and stupidly/ those "assigned female at birth", so now all I can think of is some leftist doctor going from room to room in a maternityward blithely saying " We're going to assign your baby an assignment to.be female" or "We're going to give your baby the assignment of being male." Bah!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 12:33 AM (0NuVl)

303 278
I once was behind an RV when they dumped their septic on a town road. Dear God. It was one of the worst things I have ever smelt. I had to hit a car wash in order to clean the bottom of the car.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:07 AM (di6C2)

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https://tinyurl.com/2jc76n36

Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident

Posted by: Ciampino - aromatic ? at April 04, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)

304 If you order anything from Apex Gun Parts, be assured it will make SNL's 'The Anal Retentive Carpenter' look like a slob.
Your order comes in a heavy cardboard box, stuffed with two different kinds of Kraft paper padding, each item is packed in either a heavy ziplock or sealed heavy-duty plastic bag, and the invoice is neatly folded like a letter and placed delicately in the 'open-here' indicated end of the box.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 12:34 AM (43xH1)

305 Looks to be part of an Egyptian theme tattoo. The wings sweep under the breasts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 04, 2024 12:34 AM (di6C2)

306 302 So I looked up May- Thurner syndrome on the 'net. The website tells me that it's more common in women-and stupidly/ those "assigned female at birth"

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It's still better than the ridiculous "persons of vagina"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:35 AM (nOjd9)

307 305 Looks to be part of an Egyptian theme tattoo. The wings sweep under the breasts.

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Be still my beating heart

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:36 AM (nOjd9)

308 That happened to me on Monday, running Brave under the current version of Linux Mint. I had to install the new version of Brave, and also had to clear cache and cookies. Try clearing cache, cookies, and browsing history first. There might not be a new version of Brave for a deprecated Windows build.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 03, 2024 10:56 PM (tkR6S)


Clearing everything out didn't help. Looks like the warnings about Brave updates no longer being available for Windows 8.1 have finally claimed their first victim (among the sites I visit, anyhow). Odd that it would be on a site as, um, venerable as AoS.

Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 12:36 AM (1qxHl)

309 Nothing promotes the sanctity and respect due to women more than referring to them solely by primary sexual characteristics.

To think this drive towards "neutral language" was supposedly driven by the disgust for using terms like "Pnssy" or "cnuts" for women, which used to be considered derogatory

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 12:39 AM (D7oie)

310 Being retired means National Don't Go To Work Day may be any time I choose.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2024 12:39 AM (KATBx)

311 Goebbel's stepson (through Magda) was also in line for the. MW fortune.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 04, 2024 12:26 AM (nOjd9)

Harald Quandt. Who, by virtue of the fact that he was a fairly ordinary member of the Luftwaffe for the duration of the war, escaped being a war criminal for the use of slave labor in the factories.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 12:39 AM (tkR6S)

312 273:In reality we all take a sidelong glance at Florida and shake our heads.
Posted by: John Drake


WU'LL WHOOP AZZZZ!!!

(breathes deep from meth pipe, runs around trailer)

Posted by: Florida Man, standing proudly, wearing jockstrap at April 04, 2024 12:41 AM (xA5g+)

313 AOP, what is the medical situation like in Pinal county?

Posted by: lost in space at April 04, 2024 12:41 AM (k1/QX)

314 Clearing everything out didn't help. Looks like the warnings about Brave updates no longer being available for Windows 8.1 have finally claimed their first victim (among the sites I visit, anyhow). Odd that it would be on a site as, um, venerable as AoS.
Posted by: spindrift at April 04, 2024 12:36 AM (1qxHl)

I think the actual item that crashes the old Brave may be a Ewetoob tracker. Or a Gurgle tracker. 220/221

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 12:42 AM (tkR6S)

315 I am running WIN7 (on my Dell Optiplex, thank you very much) and I find that if I stop the upload of the page fast enough it won't crash. There is some element that Brave is finding fatal that loads last
Youtube also crashes Brave, but oddly enough none of the Invidious viewers will. I suspect there is some code loading late that is fatal.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 12:45 AM (D7oie)

316 It's still better than the ridiculous "persons of vagina

Yes, that takes the prize on stupidity// for the moment, anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 12:45 AM (WC/Qh)

317 PSA: Apex Gun Parts has complete Swiss military rifle/pistol cleaning kits in 7.5/7.62/9mm, in like-new condition for USD$18.95. They have adapters to use 8/32 accessories with them as the threads are Metric.
Also have some really nifty/useful little IDF metal boxes, a little bigger than a soap container, with internal dividers for a couple bucks.
The Swiss kits are absurdly well-made and I can't imagine what they might cost if made now, because they're so ridiculous I don't think anyone would bother making them, as it would not be cost-effective.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 12:45 AM (43xH1)

318 AOP, what is the medical situation like in Pinal county?
Posted by: lost in space at April 04, 2024 12:41 AM (k1/QX)

Really don't know. Not a user, being a tourist. There seem to be plenty of storefront "urgent care" shops, and a number of clinics and hospitals. There is a local physician here who does house calls if you phone for an appointment. Pay her 57 bucks, get my BP taken, and a new scrip for BP reducers. No hassles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 12:47 AM (tkR6S)

319 The website tells me that it's more common in women


Normally in child bearing age Probably something to do with that extra pressure of a growing baby in the womb

I’ve met a couple other guys with it. Always 40+ years old.One of the guys only found it because we told him to go to another hospital and told him what to have the Dr look for

My symptoms were vague for a looong time up until the left leg turned beet red. Biggest issue I had that year was a serious cough almost all year, several Dr visits and they always said “It’s a virus”
Turns out it was the multiple bilateral pulmonary embolism’s

Posted by: PMRich at April 04, 2024 12:47 AM (eh5ud)

320 Libtard: "...(blahblah) assigned at birth..."

Me: "Oh! You mean biological sex..."

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 12:48 AM (njWTi)

321 Medicare Advantage has always been a rip-off guaranteeing second and third tier primary and surgical physicians.
This is step one. Next will be bona fide Medicare.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 12:48 AM (jnt+a)

322 It's still better than the ridiculous "persons of vagina"
Posted by: Cicero

Wait - to me, that phrase doesn't imply ownership so, can't we all be "persons of vagina"?



Posted by: Tonypete at April 04, 2024 12:49 AM (WXNFJ)

323 FenSpouse will not go to the doctor unless he thinks he's doing to die, so he's had something that looks like spider bites for days and extreme pain in his left thigh and all he does is pop a Tylenol,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 12:50 AM (WC/Qh)

324 @ 314

Brave is going the way of Windows 7, isn't it? 7 worked for me for a long time pretty much trouble free. Was really sorry to see it get dumped, especially in view of the follow ups.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2024 12:52 AM (KATBx)

325 Biden Admin Considers Not Calling Terrorists ‘Terrorists’ If They Stop Shooting Rockets At Ships

https://t.co/GXM8afqKnC

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #190 at April 04, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)

326 "Medicare Advantage has always been a rip-off"
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The very fact that it was the *easiest* to sign up for, was a tip-off.

So glad hubby has plan G. We'd be broke from copay/coinsurance otherwise.

Too bad the ZeroCare plans are so sh!tty... that's what I am stuck with for another few years.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 12:53 AM (njWTi)

327 A colleague of mine in South Africa spent some time teaching at U of Regina. ALL the buildings were connected by tunnels to avoid the ice and snow of winter.
Posted by: Ciampino - Eh'

It took me two days to figure out Sapporo, Japan, is almost completely underground, and especially in winter. Tunnels that run for miles in every direction. The entire central city is subterranean. One day I clocked a mile-and-a-half, walking, of nothing but shops, restaurants, art displays, public gathering areas, government services; and that was just one branch. I didn't come anywhere near all of it. All the above-ground big stores and offices had stairways and elevators leading off and up from the enormous warren under the city.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 12:53 AM (43xH1)

328 I am running WIN7 (on my Dell Optiplex, thank you very much) and I find that if I stop the upload of the page fast enough it won't crash. There is some element that Brave is finding fatal that loads last
Youtube also crashes Brave, but oddly enough none of the Invidious viewers will. I suspect there is some code loading late that is fatal.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 04, 2024 12:45 AM (D7oie)

Before I got the new edition of Brave working on this box, I was able to get Firefox working with U-Block Origin, and blocking all the same ads that Brave was natively blocking. IF you could get U-Block working with the older build of Brave, that might work.

If the Win 8.1 box is just a home computers for Web surfing, etc, and you don't need to run any Windows-specific software, why not partition the HD, and install Linux Mint in the new partition. Than you can run the current Brave, which is working for me right now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 12:54 AM (tkR6S)

329 Illegal alien smuggled child into the U.S. to use it in porn by lying that he was was its uncle': Republicans say 'horrific' stories like this will 'keep happening' if Biden doesn't enforce border laws

https://mol.im/a/13269383

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #191 at April 04, 2024 12:54 AM (qfLjt)

330 'I was scared they would rape me and parade my body in Gaza... I feared that more than death': Israeli who was sexually assaulted while held hostage describes horror she endured after she was abducted.

https://mol.im/a/13268659

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #192 at April 04, 2024 12:56 AM (qfLjt)

331 Mexican mayoral candidate executed at campaign event days after ruling political party requested security in latest murder of politician before election

https://mol.im/a/13268831

Are we far behind?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #193 at April 04, 2024 12:57 AM (qfLjt)

332 UCLA Med School forced first year students to attend 'structural racism' course where screaming pro-Hamas speaker told them to kneel for bizarre woke 'prayer', while pediatrician DEI boss looked on

https://mol.im/a/13269831

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #194 at April 04, 2024 12:57 AM (qfLjt)

333 Disgraced Alabama dentist, 44, is jailed for 180 YEARS after raping, sodomizing and abusing eight members of staff and his patients - with some attacks during treatment

https://mol.im/a/13269195

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #195 at April 04, 2024 12:58 AM (qfLjt)

334 https://tinyurl.com/2jc76n36

Dave_Matthews_Band_Chicago_River_incident
Posted by: Ciampino - aromatic ? at April 04, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)

I knew they were a shitty band but damn...

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 12:59 AM (8sMut)

335 American tourist dies when a five ton bull elephant chases down a safari truck for half a mile then charges straight at it when the driver suddenly stops

https://mol.im/a/13267645

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #196 at April 04, 2024 01:00 AM (qfLjt)

336 Much less paperwork.
Brutal justice for nine gang-rape thugs who sexually assaulted young girl in front of her mother as South African cops shoot them all dead in raid

https://mol.im/a/13267543

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #197 at April 04, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)

337 Running Windows 7, Did a reinstall and lost my old Brave. Old time when they stopped support they just left whatever hanging out they and one could go to tucows or someplace and get the old exe.
The new way is to redirect the old exe to the new browser which won't play.

I'm using FF and it's OK. I like that one can adjust the background color and the font and size. It's a real bonus to knock the glare.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 01:01 AM (jnt+a)

338 Oh, re: Japan.
You know who doesn't give a shit about Woke Green Ideology? Japan and Asia in general.
They're not about to go back to 'sailing ships' and one light bulb per building. There are 'green' pushes but it's not a religion, it's simple thrift and energy conservation as a practical matter. They all think the West is suicidal.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:02 AM (43xH1)

339 Brave is going the way of Windows 7, isn't it? 7 worked for me for a long time pretty much trouble free. Was really sorry to see it get dumped, especially in view of the follow ups.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2024 12:52 AM (KATBx)

There is a constant war between the ad (and tracker) makers and the makers of ad (and tracker) blockers. I think the team at Brave decided they needed a major rewrite to get current again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 01:03 AM (tkR6S)

340 Seattle closes gifted and talented schools because they had too many white and Asian students, with consultant branding black parents who complained about move 'tokenized'

https://mol.im/a/13266205

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #198 at April 04, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)

341 They're not about to go back to 'sailing ships' and one light bulb per building. There are 'green' pushes but it's not a religion, it's simple thrift and energy conservation as a practical matter. They all think the West is suicidal.
Posted by: LenNeal

Well....

They're not wrong!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:04 AM (njWTi)

342 332 UCLA Med School forced first year students to attend 'structural racism' course where screaming pro-Hamas speaker told them to kneel for bizarre woke 'prayer', while pediatrician DEI boss looked on

https://mol.im/a/13269831
Posted by: Ciampino



That's some wacky shit, man.

Posted by: Jim Jones, D (Guyana) at April 04, 2024 01:05 AM (xA5g+)

343 Are we far behind?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #193
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Yeah, we don't have any groups with Cartel balls. Not even the liberals.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 04, 2024 01:06 AM (jnt+a)

344 That's some wacky shit, man.
Posted by: Jim Jones, D (Guyana)'

I know, right?

Posted by: David Berg at April 04, 2024 01:06 AM (43xH1)

345
FenSpouse will not go to the doctor unless he thinks he's doing to die, so he's had something that looks like spider bites for days and extreme pain in his left thigh and all he does is pop a Tylenol,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Well, FenSpouse sounds like a candidate for Chubby Emu! He did a video once about a farmer who "cut out" his own skin cancer. It didn't end well.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 04, 2024 01:06 AM (wjjYr)

346 336 Much less paperwork.
Brutal justice for nine gang-rape thugs who sexually assaulted young girl in front of her mother as South African cops shoot them all dead in raid

https://mol.im/a/13267543
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #197 at April 04, 2024 01:01 AM (qfLjt)

There are some people who just don't deserve to stay above ground walking upright. That gang was full of them.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 04, 2024 01:07 AM (8sMut)

347 Bad news for Biden in Florida. CNN reports pro-choice republican women will vote against the 6 week abortion ;but will also vote for Trump so they can have their cake and eat it!

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at April 04, 2024 01:07 AM (af2+e)

348 338:They all think the West is suicidal.


That's because the West is suicidal.

Posted by: Jim Jones, D (Guyana) at April 04, 2024 01:09 AM (xA5g+)

349 off sock

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 01:09 AM (xA5g+)

350
I've been watching the tour of Oakland. Newsom running for president is just scary. I know liberals who would vote for him.
Posted by: nerdygirl

A few months ago Ace said Joe would be dropping out and Newsom would take over and beat Trump decisively.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

==========

Plenty of time. I wouldn't close the door on Candidate Newsom until July.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 04, 2024 01:10 AM (wjjYr)

351 121 Meanwhile, in Ukraine:

Don't get me wrong, I don't think the actual people of the West have any need or business getting involved in former Soviet Union land disputes, but what's with all this sending 10 airplanes, 25 tanks, a few hundred troops stuff? Like if Michael Corleone tried to settle the family business by sending Al Neri out to key Don Barzini's car.

Posted by: azjaeger at April 04, 2024 01:11 AM (3/XaG)

352 Well....
They're not wrong!
Posted by: JQ'

A lot of Japanese places like Airbnb won't rent to Americans or Westerners due to recycling problems: their guests can't figure out the trash/recycling rules. Japan's recycling is best described as 'draconian', at best 'onerous', but after a week I got used to it, and unlike HERE, they really do follow through on it. If it can be recycled, they in fact do recycle it, and if it can be burned to make power, you better believe they burn it.
If it's some toxic crap like electronics or batteries, they dump it on some poorer Jungle Asian nation and let them deal with it.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:12 AM (43xH1)

353 FenSpouse will not go to the doctor unless he thinks he's doing to die, so he's had something that looks like spider bites for days and extreme pain in his left thigh and all he does is pop a Tylenol,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Fen, has he been out doing yard work? Do you suspect any tick bites?

https://www.cdc.gov/ticks/symptoms.html

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:14 AM (njWTi)

354 Bearded 6ft-tall trans athlete who knocked down rival during school basketball game 'was suspended from female rowing team for leering at topless girl in changing room'

https://mol.im/a/13266245

Why would a girl get topless with a guy in the room?

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #199 at April 04, 2024 01:15 AM (qfLjt)

355 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 04, 2024 01:06 AM (wjjYr)

Well, I'm not sure what to do with a stubborn senior citizen who just refuses to go to the doctor. I don't like to go either, but I don' think I'm that bad.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:15 AM (XkYcA)

356 Well, I'm not sure what to do with a stubborn senior citizen who just refuses to go to the doctor. I don't like to go either, but I don' think I'm that bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'

Get him into another car crash, and at the hospital they'll check him out.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:16 AM (43xH1)

357 Well, I'm not sure what to do with a stubborn senior citizen who just refuses to go to the doctor. I don't like to go either, but I don' think I'm that bad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Fen, my hubby was puking up everything and didn't have any BMs for days-- I had to drag him to ER, only to find he had blocked intestine-- "incarcerated hernia"-- and needed surgery!!!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:19 AM (njWTi)

358 354 Bearded 6ft-tall trans athlete who knocked down rival during school basketball game 'was suspended from female rowing team for leering at topless girl in changing room'

https://mol.im/a/13266245

Why would a girl get topless with a guy in the room?
Posted by: Ciampino



Because girls can have penises!!!
Embrace DiversityInclusivenessEquity!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 01:21 AM (xA5g+)

359 I have a friend who's a liberal. I think he's an old school liberal because he thinks that transgenderism is a crock (although our conversations have mostly been about books, not about politics),but he is an academic type (He's not a professor but he works at a university.) Somehow, religious beliefs came up and he said, "I don't worship Trump". I told him-"Given that I'm not in an academic setting, I probably know more Trump voters and Republicans than you do and none of them worship Trump." I have not yet told him that I changed parties and just ran as a Republican for local office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:21 AM (XkYcA)

360 'Dismissive' Biden stunned doctor by saying 'I've seen those photos before' when she showed him snaps of children she'd treated in Gaza, with another Muslim activist walking out of private White House gathering

https://mol.im/a/13270211

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #200 at April 04, 2024 01:21 AM (qfLjt)

361 From the above, can someone define 'leering'?
I guess it's a sort of 'lascivious smile/smirk' at a sexual characteristic, but what does that even mean anymore, in these Institutes Of Higher Learning?

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:22 AM (43xH1)

362 Jill Biden's plea to Joe to end civilian deaths in Gaza are revealed by Muslim who challenged president's pro-Israel stance at White House dinner

https://mol.im/a/13269999

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #201 at April 04, 2024 01:22 AM (qfLjt)

363 Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:16 AM (43xH1)

He hasn't been in a car crash and he usually drives, so unless I ram the car into another vehicle that's out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:24 AM (XkYcA)

364 Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:19 AM (njWTi)

I"m sorry. That sounds really frustrating. I'm glad that he finally went.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:25 AM (XkYcA)

365 Hey JQ, How is your Hubby recuperating. Are you wearing sexy nurse outfits to lift his spirits???

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 01:25 AM (Sgq8y)

366 Somehow, religious beliefs came up and he said, "I don't worship Trump".'

Huh (don't mind me I'm at the office doing something incredibly tedious that is taking downtime in between processes), that's like people who say, 'I don't believe in...'
I've met people who blurt, "I don't believe in guns!"
What kind of statement is that?
Once I responded, truthfully, "Well, I don't believe in The Devil as a personified individual, so what are you really saying, in principle?"

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:26 AM (43xH1)

367
I've met people who blurt, "I don't believe in guns!"

I've seen them!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 04, 2024 01:29 AM (63Dwl)

368 Inside the hellhole migrant squatter safehouse: Horrifying video shows wrecked NYC home with a makeshift SWIMMING POOL, guns, drugs and a seven-year-old child - as feds raid it and arrest two illegal invaders

https://mol.im/a/13268781

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #202 at April 04, 2024 01:30 AM (qfLjt)

369 Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:26 AM (43xH1)

Well, he reads the NYT so he thinks Trump is really suggesting that he's a Messiah figure, but I didn't want to get into this with him because I actually like the guy. He also said something about people from rural PA who attend Trump rallies. I think that was supposed to fit in with Trump as Messiah, and I wasn't going to say "Well, I've never actually attended a Trump rally, but I know people who do and it's really not like Nazi rallies with Hitler."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:32 AM (XkYcA)

370 Has anyone in government ever defined an assault rifle?

Venezuelan migrant influencer, who sparked fury with TikTok squatting tips, is being investigated on federal gun charges after brandishing assault rifle on Instagram

https://mol.im/a/13269183

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #203 at April 04, 2024 01:32 AM (qfLjt)

371 Soon comes fly fishing,.... I love the unfailing thrill when a fish snatches the offering from the surface. Anything that will take a surface lure is on the list.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2024 01:33 AM (KATBx)

372 I'm glad that he finally went.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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LOL, Fen! He's stubborn, like (apparently) your hubby...
I had to make a deal with him: "if you can't even keep down liquids, or have a BM by tomorrow morning, we're going!

And so it was. Should've offered the ultimatum a day earlier, but... stubborn!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:34 AM (njWTi)

373 Hey JQ, How is your Hubby recuperating. Are you wearing sexy nurse outfits to lift his spirits???
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
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Hahaha, no... sexy nurse costume hasn't fit for about a decade now.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:35 AM (njWTi)

374 Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:14 AM (njWTi)

I will ask him to check it out, but the bites really don't look like any tick bites which I've seen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:36 AM (XkYcA)

375 Has anyone in government ever defined an assault rifle?

Venezuelan migrant influencer, who sparked fury with TikTok squatting tips, is being investigated on federal gun charges after brandishing assault rifle on Instagram

https://mol.im/a/13269183
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #203 at April 04, 2024 01:32 AM (qfLjt)

If it doesn't have a giggle switch, it's not an assault rifle.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 01:36 AM (tkR6S)

376 ...Hahaha, no... sexy nurse costume hasn't fit for about a decade now. Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:35 AM (njWTi)


Bacon Wench Apron.

One Costume to Rule Them All.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 04, 2024 01:38 AM (e6UQI)

377 Well, he reads the NYT so he thinks Trump is really suggesting that he's a Messiah figure'

I can see his point: Trump is a personification of a popular movement, which is of frustrated human beings; in theological terms that is not a Messiah but a False Messiah: people electing an image/person to personify their own desires, then 'worshiping' that image: False Messiah; Idolatry, technically.
I would ask about the obvious hypocrisy of the NYT (I don't read them), if they did use the word 'Messiah', a religious term, since they're supposed to be the secular outfit that doesn't 'get religion'. So what business do they have using the term 'messiah/Messiah' at all.
Doesn't that undermine their own supposed identity and factual authority? 'Messiah' is a Judeo-Christian based concept. Why are they referencing it to their allegedly agnostic customers?

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:41 AM (43xH1)

378 I mean, to insist that Trump (or whoever) is NOT a, or The, Messiah, is to logically assume that there is a Real Messiah. To use the term is to confirm the existence of such a thing.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:44 AM (43xH1)

379 He also said something about people from rural PA who attend Trump rallies


Eh, this dumb Trump cult bs. I know lots of people from rural PA. They've been on the receiving end of 'progress'. Its why the like Trump so much and they don't hold a candle to the Jonestown Cult-like devotion to the god state that Babylon DC denizens have.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 01:49 AM (ErLti)

380 I will ask him to check it out, but the bites really don't look like any tick bites which I've seen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Fen, it's not that there may be so many bites, but rather, a rash due to infection from *A* bite!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:49 AM (njWTi)

381
Just saw this on one of the astronomy sites I follow all the time. NASA has been directed to create, along with international outfits, a "Coordinated Lunar Time" (LTC), which will be the equivalent of UTC for the Moon.

This is will be an independent time standard for the Moon and the nearby lunar space. I don't think there will be an astronomical definitions involved, this will be a pure atomic time, for atomic clocks running on the Moon.

If you're gonna be doing a bunch of stuff on the Moon and in orbit around it, you need clocks well synchronized to a local standard.

I'm sure Karine Jean-Pierre and Kamala Harris will be instrumental in setting this up.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2024 01:50 AM (w6EFb)

382 Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:41 AM (43xH1)

I see your point, but I don't think I want to go there with him. The guy is dealing with a very devout RC wife who drives him crazy (He's abandoned Catholicism and basically Christianity altogether except Jesus as great teacher). I would find it very hard to be married to a person who didn't share my religious beliefs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:50 AM (XkYcA)

383 Fen, I really hope that you can convince your spouse to visit the doctor, problems identified early are often much easier to treat, but you know this. Tell him that when he was posting here when you were ill, well the Horde enjoyed his humor and we would like him to get checked out. There is quite a storm raging outside tonight, wind and rain and ice and wind and rain. The folks up north are getting inundated with white flakes. April in New England, it can be a very mixed bag.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 01:51 AM (Sgq8y)

384 Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 01:49 AM (ErLti)

I agree with you, but I'm not sure it's beneficial to try to argue this with him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:52 AM (XkYcA)

385 This is will be an independent time standard for the Moon and the nearby lunar space. I don't think there will be an astronomical definitions involved, this will be a pure atomic time, for atomic clocks running on the Moon.

If you're gonna be doing a bunch of stuff on the Moon and in orbit around it, you need clocks well synchronized to a local standard.

I'm sure Karine Jean-Pierre and Kamala Harris will be instrumental in setting this up.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2024 01:50 AM (w6EFb)

It's always 5:00 somewhere, even on the Moon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 01:53 AM (tkR6S)

386 Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 01:51 AM (Sgq8y)

Thanks; I hope so too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 01:54 AM (XkYcA)

387 Good luck, Fen.

Your hubby's leg pain *in addition* to rash or bites or whatever, is what makes me wonder if it's more serious. Can't hurt to check his temp & BP, if you can...

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 01:59 AM (njWTi)

388 This sound bad but I would respond well to a frustrated loved one yelling at me, "Hey STUPID, go to the damn doctor!"

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 01:59 AM (43xH1)

389 Thanks, JQ. I appreciate the suggestions.

Good night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 02:00 AM (XkYcA)

390 97 58 I really don't understand what happened in the weed-whacker video.
Posted by: Saskatchewan

The yutes in the red car, who were starting to turn there life around, tried to rob the guy with the weed whacker. His truck was down the street. So when these totally innocent, victims of White Supremacy tried to take stuff from the guy's truck, the guy attacked with the weed wacker. Unconventional, but use what you got I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (ErLti)

Thanks, Puddleglum!

Posted by: m at April 04, 2024 02:01 AM (o3SCB)

391
I know well about the old folks refusing to go to the doctor. My father was bad, as were many other relatives. Luckily, my mother isn't that way at all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2024 02:01 AM (w6EFb)

392 I see your point, but I don't think I want to go there with him. The guy is dealing with a very devout RC wife who drives him crazy (He's abandoned Catholicism and basically Christianity altogether except Jesus as great teacher). I would find it very hard to be married to a person who didn't share my religious beliefs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'

Ah yes, the Jesus as Shaman/Buddha Thing that is now the basis of almost all Western Christianity and is a brawl in the EOC too. That sucks.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:02 AM (43xH1)

393 Was fun getting hubby to ER.

Is even moar fun, getting him to comply w/Dr's orders at home. UGH

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:05 AM (njWTi)

394 Well, Fen, let me think why a man won't go to the doctor.

1) Loss of agency. Giving up control over bodily autonomy, decision making, and giving it up to a bunch of probably women.
2) Fear of finding something REALLY serious, that you're dying and you'd rather not know. Denial, basically.
3) Fear of not being able to care for one's loved ones if one turns out to be 'really sick', agency again.

The trick is turning it into a decision on the part of the person who won't go to the groan bin. I'd go for 'It's minor, it's a rash. Go and get a cream."

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:08 AM (43xH1)

395 Yeah JQ, I have been there, no fun at all. Keep the faith.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 02:10 AM (Sgq8y)

396 Accusing men of being a coward is also a huge motivator.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:10 AM (43xH1)

397 Back to politics...

My libtard sister throws out the "cult" accusation too. Calls other sibling a "hillbilly" (and other things) when they argue discuss politics. But, OH! Then she gets all bent out of shape over "being called names" even though she had NOT been.

I stay out of their squabbles. Got my own!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:12 AM (njWTi)

398 The trick is turning it into a decision on the part of the person who won't go to the groan bin. I'd go for 'It's minor, it's a rash. Go and get a cream."
Posted by: LenNeal
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This is the way! If it doesn't seem life-threatening, just go to urgent care. Not a huge deal. Not even as intimidating (IMO) as seeing primary Dr.

[Hubby's case was different-- he had had the same problem before. I *knew* it was serious and wasn't going to back down re: ER]

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:16 AM (njWTi)

399 Well, I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 04, 2024 02:16 AM (tkR6S)

400 155 What happened in that weed whacker video?
Posted by: GWB at April 03, 2024 10:11 PM (69JzL)

Follow-up news video says the yute that got buzzed with the weed whacked was arrested at the hospital where his fellow thieving homies dropped him off. All were caught on nice clear video at the hospital. He had recently been released from jail. After the drive-by theft of two leafblowers they also pointed a gun at the landscaper, so they are wanted for armed robbery now.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at April 03, 2024 10:48 PM (CFtGR)

Wow!

Posted by: m at April 04, 2024 02:16 AM (o3SCB)

401 20240404 = today's date

Posted by: m at April 04, 2024 02:17 AM (o3SCB)

402 390 97 58 I really don't understand what happened in the weed-whacker video.
Posted by: Saskatchewan

The yutes in the red car, who were starting to turn there life around, tried to rob the guy with the weed whacker. His truck was down the street. So when these totally innocent, victims of White Supremacy tried to take stuff from the guy's truck, the guy attacked with the weed wacker. Unconventional, but use what you got I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 03, 2024 10:30 PM (ErLti)

Thanks, Puddleglum!
Posted by: m at April 04, 2024 02:01 AM (o3SCB)

Yeah, Guy should have been pruning TREES.

Posted by: Ashe at April 04, 2024 02:17 AM (xaFKb)

403 Instagram, WhatsApp and Facebook go down as huge Meta outage takes apps offline

https://tinyurl.com/2dsrxcnu

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #204 at April 04, 2024 02:17 AM (qfLjt)

404 {{{Debby}}}

Thanks for being supportive! I remember you went through *so much* caring for your husband..

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:18 AM (njWTi)

405 I, for one, do not want to be hit with a gas-powered, auto-feeding weed wacker with a coarse string. I've seen those cut through steel siding.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:18 AM (43xH1)

406 Thanks JQ, my advice to family members now, politically speaking, is that if you vote for Biden you are even dumber than he is, and that is saying a lot.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 02:26 AM (Sgq8y)

407 Uuugh it reaches a point in any given project where all the research has been done and the project is 2/3-4/5 finished, and all your (by which I mean MY) research is spread across 4 platforms , 3 devices, two or three phones, and a bunch of spiral binders. Now, I have to organize my sources and explain where it all came from.

I'm starting to understand Muldoon's issue about his Missing Person and chain of evidence.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:26 AM (43xH1)

408 Not the first thing I think of in self-defense (weed wacker), but it works apparently. The State will probably make everybody register their lawn care equipment now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 02:27 AM (ErLti)

409 my advice to family members now, politically speaking, is that if you vote for Biden you are even dumber than he is, and that is saying a lot.
Posted by: Debby
---------

Both siblings have complained to me, about the other. I don't want to be shoved into The Middle!

So, I remind both of them: You are both ADULTS, and you are both entitled to your opinions, regardless of whether the other agrees with them. I will not play "referee" OR pick sides!

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:31 AM (njWTi)

410 Oh! AOP is gone to bed. One of my projects absolutely S***ED B***LS, it was a Balkan engineering thesis, from a major hydro-power station, on how high-voltage current flows through loose fill surrounding substations. It's by far the worst project I've ever done, it was filled with jargon, formulae, etc. and I did it basically as a favor, the author had been insisting on this principle for decades, it was his 'Life's Work', he was hugely offended in our correspondence when he felt I wasn't taking him seriously. I told him, I wasn't there to confirm his f***ing thesis I was there to make it literary. Which I did and after 20+ years of effort, he got it published and it's creating a bit of a 'stir' in his engineering field.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:32 AM (43xH1)

411 The State will probably make everybody register their lawn care equipment now.
Posted by: Puddleglum'

ON IT!

Posted by: California at April 04, 2024 02:33 AM (43xH1)

412 Both siblings have complained to me, about the other. I don't want to be shoved into The Middle!

So, I remind both of them: You are both ADULTS, and you are both entitled to your opinions, regardless of whether the other agrees with them. I will not play "referee" OR pick sides!
Posted by: JQ'

Oh, the Good Old Days, when you could just whack them both with a carpet beater.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:34 AM (43xH1)

413 411 The State will probably make everybody register their lawn care equipment now.
Posted by: Puddleglum'

ON IT!

Posted by: California at April 04, 2024 02:33 AM (43xH1)

I had a canoe accident with all of it going overboard. Why did I have it on the canoe? I thought I might need it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 02:37 AM (ynpvh)

414 Oh, the Good Old Days, when you could just whack them both with a carpet beater.
Posted by: LenNeal
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LOL! No shit!

Sux being the older one...

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:37 AM (njWTi)

415 Good night, Horde, stormy outside, I will retreat to the blankets.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 04, 2024 02:38 AM (Sgq8y)

416 Good night, Debby!

Stay warm & cozy. Nice chatting, even a little, with you tonight.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:40 AM (njWTi)

417 I will not play "referee" OR pick sides!
Posted by: JQ'

Sounds like the House Cats. There is the Old Nasty One, and The New Dumb One, and they essentially dislike each other. The Kid (human) was out of town for 2 weeks and Holy Hell, I had no idea what was going to happen with me stuck with them both.
"She's stupid!"
"You're nasty."
"Doesn't make her less stupid!"
Conversely:
"She's nasty!"
"You're...well, that's not really fair."

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:43 AM (43xH1)

418 FenSpouse will not go to the doctor unless he thinks he's doing to die, so he's had something that looks like spider bites for days and extreme pain in his left thigh and all he does is pop a Tylenol,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 04, 2024 12:50 AM


Casually mention that the gray boxes who normally say "Use a hot iron, then rub some dirt on it" are saying "you should get that checked out"

Posted by: Chuck C at April 04, 2024 02:48 AM (yOPBE)

419 417
...
Sounds like the House Cats. There is the Old Nasty One, and The New Dumb One, and they essentially dislike each other.
...
Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:43 AM (43xH1)

Similar situation here. Old cat left with older child, wife didn't want remaining cat to be alone, so we got a kitten. A year later, boy moves back in with old cat in stow. Youngest cat (girl) attacks oldest cat (boy), but loves middle cat (boy) she grew up with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 04, 2024 02:48 AM (ynpvh)

420 The electrical engineering thesis, theory, whatever, has to do with power transmission loss through variegated substrates depending on composition of backfill in support pylons.
This he demonstrated through a kind-of 'back-door', which I kind of respect: safety in personnel walking on the substrate: the risk of deadly electrocution of service persons due to electrical 'bleed', or whatever I forget the term.

It had to do with AC/DC current and how it doesn't act like a simple 'lightning strike', a current-to-ground Electrical impulse but rather a kind of reciprocal that kills people when it's not 'supposed' to. The whole thing was a PIA and I thought it was about safety but it's actually a rather revolutionary rethinking of how electricity travels through the Earth.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 02:50 AM (43xH1)

421 FenSpouse will not go to the doctor unless he thinks he's doing to die, so he's had something that looks like spider bites for days and extreme pain in his left thigh and all he does is pop a Tylenol,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Perhaps shingles?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 04, 2024 02:55 AM (XeU6L)

422 Hahaha, LenNeal... it's not really that bad.

Just that "the kids" had a major argument last week, and both decided to mention it to me. I chuckled to myself.

Sis is hopelessly libtarded. Probably because her husband is also. Then, coupled with the fact that they live in NW Washington State, they have no choice (or face cancellation) but to speak anything besides the Leftard Phrases of Compliance. She is, otherwise, quite intelligent. I can't understand it.

Bro is Christian Conservative, through and through. I am totally aligned with his political views.

But! I do not discuss politics with sis, unless she 'starts it' (and boy oh boy, has she learned to *not* start it with me!) I return the favor to her-- by not jamming her about political crap.

Bro needs to learn that she will not be reasoned out of views that she never reasoned herself into.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 02:56 AM (njWTi)

423
Using "earth return", current flowing through the actual dirt, which it can be done, it can be quite dangerous.

For AC 60Hz systems (and 50Hz), it has been done, but it can be dangerous. For AC at those frequencies, inductance in the ground tends to dominate, and the return current path tends to be a relatively narrow channel near the surface which follows the single hot wire above fairly closely. If that wire say zig zags around, the return channel below will zig zag right along with it.

For High voltage DC transmission, it works much better -- the current spreads out, but, for high currents, the problem is the "convergence zone" near the electrodes. The voltage drop across a few feet of ground can get high enough to be a shock hazard.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2024 02:59 AM (w6EFb)

424 421 FenSpouse will not go to the doctor unless he thinks he's doing to die, so he's had something that looks like spider bites for days and extreme pain in his left thigh and all he does is pop a Tylenol,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------

Perhaps shingles?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,



That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at April 04, 2024 03:00 AM (ErLti)

425
Local distribution of AC using earth return has been done, especially in remote rural areas. AOP himself, may have such a system where's at.

Anyway, when doing that, you've got to be careful. Under some conditions, with phone lines and other conductors running close by, I remember reading how the power currents would tend to get all over the grounds for the foreign wiring.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2024 03:01 AM (w6EFb)

426 Using "earth return", current flowing through the actual dirt, which it can be done, it can be quite dangerous.'
publius, Rascally Mr. Miley'

That's what I worked on, yes, 'Earth Return', and it was for a senior engineer at The Iron Gates Dam on the Danube.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:04 AM (43xH1)

427 If I recall it had to do less with projected possibilities and more with already-observed occurrences and effects where workers had been, you know, killed.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:06 AM (43xH1)

428
I think some of the HVDC transmission lines actually use earth return. Well, one I remember is "bi-polar", basically + and - hots, and a center tapped neutral which is grounded.

The system can go into monopolar operation at half voltage if it has to, and does use earth return. I'll get to searching around for that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 04, 2024 03:10 AM (w6EFb)

429 Yes, that is exactly what I worked on. Sent the author to a symposium in Switzerland. I took his original work, which seemed authentic (MATH!), and jazzed it up to sell it.
I got feedback it wasn't some theoretical idea but rather a problem-solving issue, where field workers at The Iron Gates were getting killed and nobody knew why.
Since it was non-Western (Socialist/Communist) for much of the duration of the author's work, his theories were either suppressed or not accepted in The West as unverifiable.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:10 AM (43xH1)

430 I have all the work but it's not mine, and anyway it's not like it's Mickey Spillane.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:11 AM (43xH1)

431 The system can go into monopolar operation at half voltage if it has to, and does use earth return. I'll get to searching around for that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley'

I took his thesis, deleted all the diagrams and formulae, wrote it as a kind of chatty 'short story' ignoring varied meanings of words between engineering terms and literary, and sent it back to him. He had a near-aneurysm, a fit. A FIT.
Haha!
Then I took his shit and linked all his theoretical dryness with literary persuasion, sold it, and he still can't figure out how I did it and neither can his brother, who set me up with this 'job'.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:15 AM (43xH1)

432 Yeah, there's the references:

'Safety Conditions In the Vicinity Of Manholes Of Substation Transmissions'

'Expressions for the earth resistance of the
human feet in safety studies of earthing systems'

Etc.

It had to do with observed electrical stuff around the Iron Gates Dam that weren't explained by the usual formulae. That paper took weeks, what a PIA.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:34 AM (43xH1)

433 Time to rise and shine

Posted by: Skip at April 04, 2024 03:40 AM (fwDg9)

434 Morning, insomaniacals! Cool morning here. Prob. the last for a long while.

Walgreens staffers being rude? Oh, so it's not only where I live. In the case above, the charge might not be justified, but at the 24-hour W. closest to me, the employees need more than just a Bible across the chops.

Little Dagny La Siberienne is visiting Miss Linda for a couple of days so she (Dagny, I mean) can try out this new litter L. got with one of her frequent coupons. Crystal something or other. No doubt Dagny will return horribly spoiled. In the meantime, Stirling the big black cat seems a bit more affectionate to me. Hey, I'm all he's got.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 03:53 AM (omVj0)

435 It's 02:51 here, done with the tedious stuff and now trying to archive files with cryptic titles. You know, the kind where you go, "I'll remember what 'Khan Two 009' means!"

I think my crowning achievement was in a Holocaust research project forgetting to rename a file and sending it to Tel Aviv with the title, 'Jew Commie Shit'.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 04, 2024 03:53 AM (43xH1)

436 Mornin' Wolfus!

We have a Walgreens but don't fill Rx's there...

Our "insurance" prefers CVS, although there is not a one within 100 miles. Pfft. Go figure.

Posted by: JQ at April 04, 2024 03:59 AM (njWTi)

437 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at April 04, 2024 04:00 AM (o3SCB)

438 Noodus pixyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 04, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)

439 11 Ok, something about horseshoes and hand grenades.

Posted by: Some Rat at April 03, 2024 10:06 PM (x5COY)

One is said to bring luck, the other brings the desired outcome.

Posted by: a miss is a hit withing 20 yards at April 04, 2024 05:15 AM (RCAte)

440 Fen, there is a treatment for shingles, an antiviral, Acyclovir. Most effective if used early.
My ex had a case that dragged on for a year. Bad, bad.

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