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Mid-Morning Art Thread
David Ligare
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)
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Posted by: From about That Time at March 26, 2024 09:33 AM (4780s)
Maybe Lizzo's
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 09:34 AM (Akjoo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:34 AM (NNq22)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2024 09:35 AM (0nRji)
Posted by: DOYLE at March 26, 2024 09:35 AM (Z8Yh2)
Maybe I just need more coffee.
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Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Unlike when we have boobage art.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)
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Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 09:37 AM (Akjoo)
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Ah, NOW it makes sense ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:39 AM (NNq22)
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Dirty Mayor Harry Callahan is on it.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:40 AM (NNq22)
But it’s probably aliens.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 09:40 AM (bWsRe)
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Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 26, 2024 09:41 AM (oKqOa)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2024 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)
A rare win.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Luther Vandross at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (GkFGh)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (Q4IgG)
https://tinyurl.com/4ypr6ctj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (XkYcA)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2024 09:40 AM (Wnv9h)
A rare win.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:41 AM
Great minds, and all that.
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: A confused redneck at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (PiwSw)
Kourtina III and IV were just trying too hard.
Kourtina V went plaid.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 09:41 AM (GkFGh)
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George Lucas is gonna ruin that franchise as well with Kourtina installments VI - IX.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (NNq22)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (GkFGh)
Posted by: fd at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (vFG9F)
Great minds, and all that.
*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (Wnv9h)
HA! Your bar is set pretty low this morning, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2024 09:36 AM (0nRji)
Imagine being this talented, and spending hours working on this, instead of a nekkid Mannix girl.
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (OguvZ)
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Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (7Cx1V)
What do klan members where under their robes anyway?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 09:44 AM (ibTVg)
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Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2024 09:44 AM (BxvY+)
https://tinyurl.com/4ypr6ctj
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2024 09:42 AM (XkYcA)
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He's got a thing for holes.
/Those are more interesting, thanks Fen ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:44 AM (NNq22)
https://tinyurl.com/yna5e3cy
The other works of his at the gallery link are all realist including landscapes, still-lifes and some figure painting with some surrealistic aspects.
There are many showing cloth sheets blowing in the wind that are very competent if a bit weird.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 09:45 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 09:44 AM (ibTVg)
MoC lapel pins.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 09:45 AM (GkFGh)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2024 09:45 AM (6IDWi)
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Posted by: fd at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (vFG9F)
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* H. R. Pufnstuf has tangentially entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:46 AM (NNq22)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (6IDWi)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (9pjlK)
Posted by: Goliath at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Ancient Chinese secret, huh?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Have we identified how was navigating that boat near Baltimore?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (ibTVg)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Interesting art. Not perfect for Geezer Golf Tuesday but somehow hauntingly appropriate. Deflated egos like a deflated balloon perhaps? Or a soaring white object against a perfect blue sky? Naaaaa.....
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Tuna at March 26, 2024 09:43 AM (oaGWv)
FIFY
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Commentary on the painting at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:30 AM (JunzL)
I came here just to say that.
Doof is on top of the granny panties, that's for sure.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (6IDWi)
Posted by: Goliath at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (ibTVg)
"Gemini, show me a white sheet flowing on the breeze. "
"I can't do that, Dave. "
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (GkFGh)
Posted by: The Sheet at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (Tn3Pk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
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He does have some Ancient Greek figure paintings too, BTW.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Illegal wetback at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (pohLc)
Doof is on top of the granny panties, that's for sure.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ASVTS)
Some fetishes are just inexplicable. I mean, he IS a certified pickleballer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dude from "American Beauty" at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: blaster
He sneaks a peak at 'em when the grannies on the pickleball court bend over.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 09:37 AM (Akjoo)
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I'm sure it's meant to represent social commentary. Aren't we all just sheets fluttering around in the breeze, subject to the whims of fate? Where will we end up? We could land in the grounds of a palace just as easily as in the darkest slums...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (7fElN)
WUT? No painting of a bridge?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
And you talk? Mr. Flip-Flop-Fetish?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (gSZYf)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:30 AM (JunzL)
I came here just to say that.
Doof is on top of the granny panties, that's for sure.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ASVTS)
*squinty eyes toward blaster*
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (6IDWi)
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It should be a dramatic primary color... like red!
Posted by: Mark Rothko at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (Tn3Pk)
The painting is crap, pure crap.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ASVTS)
++++
At least he ain't in 'em.
That I know of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: blaster
He sneaks a peak at 'em when the grannies on the pickleball court bend over.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:50 AM (9yWhg)
Channeling his inner Carl Spackler monologue . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: The woman that married and had "relations" with a bridge at March 26, 2024 09:53 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2024 09:53 AM (o2ZRX)
Result is a 269 tie.
Which would be fucking wild. House decides the presidency.
It’s not that far fetched.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 09:53 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Not Really Steinbeck's Sequel at March 26, 2024 09:53 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2024 09:47 AM (6IDWi)
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It should be a dramatic primary color... like red!
Posted by: Mark Rothko at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (Tn3Pk)
The Paint-by-Number Rothko was one of my favorite MST3K host segments.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 09:53 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (7fElN)
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Some of us are fabric softener dryer sheets, trapped in a perpetually tumbling prison in the circle game of life until our time is up.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (NNq22)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 26, 2024 09:41 AM (oKqOa)
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Who knew that hobbits were intergalactic hitchhikers?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Pelican posing behind the sheet at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (6IDWi)
No Corners - a limerick
It's an utterly impossible feat
To make somebody's laundry pile look neat
I've tried and tried for years
Yet I still break down in tears
How the heck do you fold a fitted sheet?!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
"Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride and I never went back"
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (6IDWi)
The painting is crap, pure crap.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (CBWGS)
Need I remind you of a certain nekkid lardass perched on an ottoman?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (bWsRe)
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If he can promise that it's so, I'll pull a Democrat and vote twice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 09:55 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (6bTRc)
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The sea was angry that day. It was either cut the sail or run into a bridge...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 09:55 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 09:55 AM (bWsRe)
From the looks of it, it barely touched it and it came down like a house of cards.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 09:55 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (7fElN)
All we are is Bounce in the wind, dude.
Posted by: Ted "Theodore" Logan, citing some lyrics at March 26, 2024 09:55 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: JT at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (T4tVD)
Posted by: Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (Tn3Pk)
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (ytSiK)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 09:49 AM (ASVTS)
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At least he ain't in 'em.
That I know of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 09:52 AM (6bTRc)
To my knowledge, I've never been in a granny's panties. Although there are a few GILFs at my pickleball club, so...
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: fd at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (9pjlK)
The bridge was just there a minute ago !
Posted by: JT at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (T4tVD)
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*TA DA!*
Posted by: David Copperfield at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (7fElN)
"Begging the captain's pardon, sir. But this -- sail? -- is bigger than our entire ship."
"Bugger it, then. Tell the crew to stand to. Rope yarn Sunday today."
Posted by: Not Really C.S. Forester, Either at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (J2vNu)
Have we identified how was navigating that boat near Baltimore?
Posted by: 18-1
A pilot from the Association of Maryland Pilots, as is the case for every commercial vessel in the Maryland section of Chesapeake Bay.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (9pjlK)
All of them.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Doof
I picture Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies yelling "Doof! Doof!"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)
I love those fuzzy furry bellies!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 09:58 AM (WYTai)
And you talk? Mr. Flip-Flop-Fetish?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2024 09:51 AM (gSZYf)
If seething hatred is a fetish, guilty as charged......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Beach Whistle Willy at March 26, 2024 09:58 AM (2iEZb)
Hamas calls for Gaza air drops to STOP after 12 people DROWN and six others die in stampedes trying to reach packages dropped along the coast in starving north of the territory
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)
And I can cook, too!
Posted by: Irene Ryan at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (oCjPU)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (J2vNu)
The freedom of escaping your job is not news
If you could you might run out from your job too
Though it was unplanned
No one's feelings so grand
As Joe Biden's diaper floating away unused!
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (nFnyb)
Posted by: Doof
I picture Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies yelling "Doof! Doof!"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)
Why ya gotta do me like that?!?! I was thinking more of Sarah Palin or Kristi Noem.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 26, 2024 09:41 AM (oKqOa)
Hobbit or Leprechaun?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)
Why ya gotta do me like that?!?! I was thinking more of Sarah Palin or Kristi Noem.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (JunzL)
Lauren Boebert is a Granny too...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2024 10:00 AM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Don Black
Israel calls for increased humanitarian air drops.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:00 AM (IB/6k)
Hamas calls for Gaza air drops to STOP after 12 people DROWN and six others die in stampedes trying to reach packages dropped along the coast in starving north of the territory
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (oCjPU)
🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:01 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Yeah, the ancient Chinese secret one was Calgon.
I knew a guy in the Navy who could recite that entire ad from memory.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:01 AM (9yWhg)
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Which is why RINOs are dropping out [like XXX] to lose the current slim majority on purpose.
||DC_Draino @DC_Draino Mar 22
Mile Gallagher is a backstabbing RINO
He could resign now and allow his seat to be filled by a Republican but he’s waiting until after the cutoff in April so it remains vacant until November
Why are these RINOs giving up our majority?
2 reasons - they hate MAGA and Trump
If the 2024 electoral college is contested, not having a GOP majority could stop Trump via the 12th Amendment
These swamp rats are playing for keeps but guess what?
So are We the People||
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:01 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
A question for the ages.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024
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Has anybody ever depicted a *female* leprechaun? They all look like the one on the Lucky Charms box, annoyingly male.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:02 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2024 10:02 AM (o2ZRX)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
ACS was Calgon. Binged it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:02 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (IB/6k)
These things are so damned formulaic. Speaker after speaker with thanks to all the first responders, recognition of heroes, assurances our beloved public servants are working to tirelessly to find out what happened, thoughts and prayers for victims, etc, etc, etc.... but not one piece of useful information. This could be one of any 50 other disasters.They could go through this in 10% of the time and save all the canned lines.
LOL! Speaker just actually said Baltimore Strong! Unreal. Is the t-shirt printed yet?
Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (JojsZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (QE2RS)
Oh, veiled and secret Power
Whose paths we seek in vain,
Be with us in our hour
Of overthrow and pain;
That we - by which sure token
We know Thy ways are true —
In spite of being broken,
Because of being broken,
May rise and build anew,
Stand up and build anew!
https://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poem/poems_strain.htm
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (6bTRc)
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Which is why RINOs are dropping out [like XXX] to lose the current slim majority on purpose.
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It’s decided by the house of reps elected in November. So while Gallagher is a piece of shit, it won’t have an impact on a potential vote for president in January.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
A question for the ages.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Grab 'em by the corner pleats, line them up together and draw tight, tuck the excess inside and fold away.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (4I/2K)
I recall seeing an argument that the WTC was supposed to use asbestos in its original design and one or both towers might have survived if they had done so
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:04 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:56 AM (JunzL)
++++
This guy his lying. His underwear drawer is full of 'em.
Posted by: FBI agent, finishing a raid on Doof-a-Lago at March 26, 2024 10:04 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Tuna at March 26, 2024 10:04 AM (oaGWv)
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)
Back in the day it wouldn't be unusual for a woman in her 40s to be a grandmother...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024
***
This sounds vaguely licentious. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (J2vNu)
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Which is why RINOs are dropping out [like XXX] to lose the current slim majority on purpose.
||DC_Draino @DC_Draino Mar 22
Mile Gallagher is a backstabbing RINO
He could resign now and allow his seat to be filled by a Republican but he’s waiting until after the cutoff in April so it remains vacant until November
Why are these RINOs giving up our majority?
2 reasons - they hate MAGA and Trump
If the 2024 electoral college is contested, not having a GOP majority could stop Trump via the 12th Amendment
These swamp rats are playing for keeps but guess what?
So are We the People||
Posted by: andycanuck
Vote all incumbents out. Don't reward turncoats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:59 AM (JunzL)
Kristi Noem is a gramma? Go to google, and enter the search, first thing it tells me is:
At a 2023 NRA forum in Indiana, Noem said that her two-year-old granddaughter had a shotgun, a rifle, and a "little pony named Sparkles".
Second look at Kristi Noem?
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (ASVTS)
Grab 'em by the corner pleats, line them up together and draw tight, tuck the excess inside and fold away.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (4I/2K)
I've tried that and can't seem to get it right that way either.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SamIam at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (oasF3)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Count de Monet
witchcraft.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (CIS44)
Aren't we lucky that TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY Pete Buttigieg was concerned with solving racist bridges, roads, highways, and tunnels?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: 18-1
36 would do it. 18 + 18.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (IB/6k)
Vote all incumbents out. Don't reward turncoats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (IB/6k)
I did vote against Ted Cruz in the primary.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
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You just wing it. Start out trying to fold it, do the best you can, then sort of stuff it in to shape and weigh it down under the flat sheet and pillowcases to keep it more or less in order as it sits on the top shelf of the closet.
Posted by: The Realistic Homemaker, Series 26, Issue 7 at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (6bTRc)
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And the entire tri-state area would be sick with asbestosis.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (QE2RS)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (ASVTS)
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I recall it was banned during its construction years so some/both/ all the buildings had it in the lower levels and those were the parts that stayed standing the longest.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (2yu8s)
*************
You misspelled "inchworm".
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)
One racist bridge down, all the rest to go...
Hey Chasten time for me to breastfeed...stop bogarting the infant
Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at March 26, 2024 10:07 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: The Realistic Homemaker, Series 26, Issue 7 at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (6bTRc)
I feel seen.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:07 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:07 AM (4I/2K)
Grab 'em by the corner pleats, line them up together and draw tight, tuck the excess inside and fold away.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Exactly! Easy-peasy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:07 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
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Leave it for your wife to do, after she wraps the Christmas presents (which I also can't wrap),
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:08 AM (QE2RS)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:08 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
Go to youtube there are dozens of videos.
NOW - just try to replicate whatever the hell it is they are doing. Some chick grabs them by the corners and makes two moves and her sheet is flat and pressed and I swear its CGI or just magic.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:08 AM (ASVTS)
Leave it for your wife to do, after she wraps the Christmas presents (which I also can't wrap),
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:08 AM (QE2RS)
I can't rap either. I ain't no w*gger.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon
Lose power on your Chinese freighter.
*too soon?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (JojsZ)
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Please tell me that someone said "We're all in this together."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (NNq22)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:07 AM (4I/2K)
++++
That's nothing compared to a clean bathroom.
If the porcelain gleams, in ecstasy she'll scream.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (6bTRc)
Please tell me that someone said "We're all in this together."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (NNq22)
IT TAKES A VILLAGE!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
Someone actually did a study of whether it was a turn on for women if their husband/boyfriend did chores around the house.
The answer?
The more indoor chores the guy does the less sex they have on average.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (NNq22)
The answer?
The more indoor chores the guy does the less sex they have on average.
Posted by: 18-1 a
I have a theory...
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:10 AM (CIS44)
"My husband -- some hot shot!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:10 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:08 AM (QE2RS)
Everyone knows which presents are from me, just by the wrapping.
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
*too soon?
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks
Singaporian flagged freighter with an all Indian crew.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: Doof
I picture Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies yelling "Doof! Doof!"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9naa7h
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (Q0kLU)
I wasn't alive in the 60's and I'm the one that quoted it......I could've told ya it was alive and well in the 70's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 10:06 AM (PiwSw)
Unlimited bourbon.
24/7 pickleball.
Rush and Zeppelin playing constantly.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: BignJames a
I go strictly gift bag.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Vaguely fold corners together, get frustrated, finish by wadding and dropping inside pillow slip.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (oKqOa)
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR)
++++
That's one of those little domestic things at which I excel. I am usually good at wrapping.
If it takes more than three pieces of tape, you did it wrong.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (6bTRc)
==
Have we identified how was navigating that boat near Baltimore?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (ibTVg)
We were supposed to be navigating???
Posted by: boat crew at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (llON8)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:05 AM (ibTVg)
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My mom had four kids when she turned age 25 and five grandchildren before she was 50.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (AnDC3)
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9naa7h
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (Q0kLU)
There really is a song for every occasion.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Madge at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024
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Unfortunately he overlooked racist ships.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (J2vNu)
Singaporian flagged freighter with an all Indian crew.
Posted by: rickb223
"It was a floating 7-Eleven!"
-- SlowJoe, at his next presser
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (CBWGS)
Good to see you here. Seems you've been making yourself scarce lately, no?
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)
A question for the ages.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
Grab 'em by the corner pleats, line them up together and draw tight, tuck the excess inside and fold away.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (4I/2K)
***
Sheesh! You 1%ers and your sheets. All I had was a old used grain sack that I had to.was myself in the river.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (W/lyH)
Think about it.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (bWsRe)
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That's fine right up until the cat poops on the bed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (7fElN)
If the porcelain gleams, in ecstasy she'll scream.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (6bTRc)
Eh. My sister’s bathroom was a fucking toxic zone growing up. And I've had GFs with similar. Girls can be as skinny or worse than guys.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (rj6Yv)
Then as we were opening gifts he would lightly shake each one and then say what is was no matter how unexpected the gift.
The man is a genius though a bit odd...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (ibTVg)
Good to see you here. Seems you've been making yourself scarce lately, no?
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
Wow. A shout-out from The Don.
That's gotta boost your ego a bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (W/lyH)
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You had burlap?
I just had a dilapidated pallet with a rock for a pillow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (6bTRc)
https://tinyurl.com/2p9naa7h
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (Q0kLU)
The poster of this song on youtube is "bourbonneat"
Make of this what you will.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (ASVTS)
The answer?
The more indoor chores the guy does the less sex they have on average.
Posted by: 18-1
I can confirm that I do a lot more indoor chores than I used to, and also have a lot less sex than I used to, but I also have several more children than I used to.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (fKIdX)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (7AyCR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024 10:12 AM (AnDC3)
Quadruplets? Wow....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Montec
From my time in the service industry I can tell you that the women's bathroom was always WAY worse at the end of the night than the men's.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:57 AM (9yWhg)
You asked for it:
https://tinyurl.com/2p9naa7h
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 26, 2024
***
Good to see you again, sir.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 09:48 AM (ibTVg)
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Captain Sum Ting Wong -- with crew Wi Tu Hi, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (NNq22)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (bWsRe)
++++
This is known, which is kind of the point. If *yours* isn't, it stands out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (6bTRc)
The poster of this song on youtube is "bourbonneat"
Make of this what you will.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (ASVTS)
Doof really IS into granny panties.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:11 AM (6bTRc)
*unlimbers packing tape gun*
One continuous strip ...
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: PreZombie Robert Plant at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (nFnyb)
One continuous strip ...
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (OguvZ)
++++
LOL
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath"
Incredibly they said something similar, "We'll get through this together" which sounded very reassuring. The press conference was something of a competition to see who can show the most compassion and concern. Do you suppose they rehearse these things? Do they have a fill-in-the=blank script?
Posted by: Ripley at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (JojsZ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Look, I didn't say it. HE did.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:03 AM (4I/2K)
Careful saying "grab 'em by the..."
Posted by: DJT at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (JunzL)
Look, I didn't say it. HE did.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (ASVTS)
Implication is 9/10 of the law.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Donald Trump at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (9yWhg)
Thanks, Mr President.
Just lurking for now. Too damned depressed to comment regularly.
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (Q0kLU)
Wow, that ship just took the bridge apart. A propulsion failure? Took out your rudder also? Or were you already off course?
Where's Mayor Pete and Joey? Any update on the missing people?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (7AyCR)
Posted by: DJT at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (JunzL)
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If we weren't in some mixed-up modern world where women are allowed to wear trousers, there would be no way to misunderstand "grab them by the pleats."
Unless it's a pleated skirt, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (6bTRc)
From my time in the service industry I can tell you that the women's bathroom was always WAY worse at the end of the night than the men's.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Oh, hell yes! It's not even a close contest.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (lzI4r)
Make of this what you will.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (ASVTS)
Doof really IS into granny panties.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
I hate you both!!
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (JunzL)
Where's Mayor Pete and Joey? Any update on the missing people?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (lzI4r)
Who knew big freighters steer like jet skis. Lose power, you can't turn.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (7AyCR)
If she’s pissed no matter what then do nothing and you’re in the same place as if you did a lot.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
You, too, MP4.
(I was the one who greeted you with the Donald Trump sock.)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ripley
Actually, yeah, they probably do. Makes sense to have a template (or several) for when (not if, WHEN) these things happen. If only for legal purposes.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (OUMaO)
Where's Mayor Pete and Joey? Any update on the missing people?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (lzI4r)
According to the recently completed press conference, 6 are still unaccounted for.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (JunzL)
They do for Joey.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:18 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: naturalfake at March 26, 2024 10:19 AM (nFnyb)
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 26, 2024 10:16 AM (Q0kLU)
Positive thoughts and peaceful prayers are with you, always.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (CIS44)
++++
I had a coworker who told me some horror tales.
His assessment was that it would start with one girl who didn't want to put her delicate butts on a public toilet seat, and so would squat above the bowl and then everything gets everywhere. One lady sets off a chain reaction of horror, compounding the problem with every additional user.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:19 AM (6bTRc)
There's nothing quite like a hot granny, dewy after a prolonged bout of pickleball, eh, Doof? Rawrrrrrrr ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:19 AM (CBWGS)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 26, 2024 10:14 AM (fKIdX)
I thought 16.4% of the reason for having kids is to get them to do the chores while you sit back, relax, and eat chips.
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (bWsRe)
Amen and Amen.
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (o2ZRX)
Where's Mayor Pete and Joey? Any update on the missing people?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:17 AM (lzI4r)
Boat hits a support. A little while later the whole dang bridge comes down. Even on top of the boat.
It's tragic for the people who were on the bridge driving and working. They have no idea how many people went in the water.
And this is the kind of event that takes a point or two off of the GDP.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (OguvZ)
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Only if at least as much time spent yelling at the kid as it would have taken to do the chore doesn't cut in to the couch-and-chips time...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (6bTRc)
Uh ok boomer
Posted by: Trevor born in 2008 and has never done a chore in his life at March 26, 2024 10:21 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: JT at March 26, 2024 10:21 AM (T4tVD)
His assessment was that it would start with one girl who didn't want to put her delicate butts on a public toilet seat, and so would squat above the bowl and then everything gets everywhere. One lady sets off a chain reaction of horror, compounding the problem with every additional user.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
def part of it, there is also the feminine products issue, often someone will cause a horrible back up and not tell anyone becuase they were embarassed or whatever. It was effing disgusting. we always put the noobs on it.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:21 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 09:30 AM
Projecting your wish to be in them, Mr. Doof?
Well, you're not alone. * hic *
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Wooden pallet? You were lucky..
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (oCjPU)
Think about it.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:09 AM (bWsRe)
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That's fine right up until the cat poops on the bed...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (7fElN)
"And it came to pass that God invented washing machines. And all was fine with the world". Direct quote from the bible of the First Church of The Gooey Death And Discount House Of Worship.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (iODuv)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)
It's tragic for the people who were on the bridge driving and working. They have no idea how many people went in the water.
And this is the kind of event that takes a point or two off of the GDP.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (ASVTS)
Most traffic had been cleared / halted. The ship notified State authorities of the power failure some time before hitting the concrete pillar. There were a few construction vehicles on the span when it collapsed.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (ibTVg)
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They fishtail!
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:23 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2024
*
Everyone knows which presents are from me, just by the wrapping.
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024
***
Among many other things not to be mentioned on a family blog like this one, Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 taught me how to wrap presents and make them look neat. I'd be too slow to do it at a department store (do they even offer such a service for purchases now?). But the end result is pretty good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:23 AM (J2vNu)
Related: IIRC, Stephen King got his inspiration for Carrie when he was working a summer job cleaning up girl's high school bathrooms.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (ibTVg)
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Heh.
When I was a teenager, I was in NYC with my mom and we both had to use the bathroom. I went first (it was a unisex affair). I did my business, walked out and said, "yeah, you're not going in there. We'll go find somewhere else. Hold it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius,
I got a gift wrapped at B&N last year.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (CIS44)
It's tragic for the people who were on the bridge driving and working. They have no idea how many people went in the water.
And this is the kind of event that takes a point or two off of the GDP.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (ASVTS)
Most traffic had been cleared / halted. The ship notified State authorities of the power failure some time before hitting the concrete pillar. There were a few construction vehicles on the span when it collapsed.
Posted by: Doof
Saw a report with 7 people in the water. Way too early for accurate numbers though.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:22 AM (9yWhg)
"Ladies' room" is cisnormative.
Posted by: leftists at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (llON8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:19 AM (CBWGS)
Don't hate the player, hate the game!
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (JunzL)
There was something done right?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (7AyCR)
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (JunzL)
++++
A pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: 18-1
I frequently have dreams in which I have to go #2, but every available toilet is either nasty beyond belief, or completely exposed to the world.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Freighter Captain at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (4I/2K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (7fElN)
A cat I could have dealt with.
Posted by: Johnny Depp at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (PiwSw)
While I am sure the DUtards are well acquainted with bullies (which was basically everyone they grew up with, because you don't become that densely insufferable overnight), I sincerely doubt they have any clue how to deal with bullies.
That is, in their world, everyone who doesn't agree with them in a bully.
And their whole lives they have run to mommy to protect them from the bullies.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (yikga)
- MSM
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Big anchor stores in malls do. Sometimes there's a Girl Scout of Church Group that has a booth in the mall that does it for a nominal fee.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:26 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2024 10:26 AM (W/lyH)
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I was the family TV remote control until about 1972 when we got our first 20-channel cable-box [that used a wire to the set-top box and not over-air].
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:26 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:20 AM (ASVTS)
Maybe regionally but this won’t have much of an effect nationally.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (7AyCR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: Coach at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (a3Q+t)
From the look of things, there were no bulwarks of any substance around the bases of that bridge's support pillars.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (CBWGS)
And their whole lives they have run to mommy to protect them from the bullies.
Their whole ideology is really about power and using it against other people.
As a prime example, look at the clot shot. They claim, now, that no one ever claimed it stopped the spread of COVID but they have done everything they could to force everyone else to take it. Why? Because they want to FORCE other people to do it against their will.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (ibTVg)
I'm not sure what can be done to prevent damage from an 800+ ton ship hitting something. Even at a very low speed that's a *lot* of force.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (2ocoG)
Related: IIRC, Stephen King got his inspiration for Carrie when he was working a summer job cleaning up girl's high school bathrooms.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 26, 2024
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He's always said he was working at an industrial laundry -- the inspiration, certainly, for his early horror short "The Mangler."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Diogenes
Something tells me you fibbed on the age (29) of your AoSHQ application.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (J2vNu)
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And probably his story about the rats in the basement of an old factory in Maine. Forget the title of that one, though. It was a short, in "Nightmares and Dreamscapes," I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:29 AM (6bTRc)
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I was impressed that my youngest daughter started doing her own laundry in her early teens. Years later I learned that she did so because she knew if I spotted the sort of underwear she was wearing, I'd confiscate and burn it.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 26, 2024 10:29 AM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (2ocoG)
We need common sense ship control.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:29 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (7fElN)
A cat I could have dealt with.
Posted by: Johnny Depp at March 26, 2024 10:25 AM (PiwSw)
Not all pussy is equivalent.
Some men find out the hard way.
Posted by: Drug Sommelier to the Stars at March 26, 2024 10:29 AM (1MPTm)
1. The ship was transiting during slack tide on the ebb, which is the time when tidal currents are minimum as the harbor goes from ebb to flood. Going out as low tide is preferable for ships with high "air draft" clearances under bridges.
2. A ship over 900 feet should have had at least two escort tugs to assist the ship in case of emergency, especially if it is transiting under a bridge. Even if the ship lost power, the assist tugs could keep the ship in the channel.
3. The pilots should have been able to talk to the assist tugs even if they lost power because they should have had secondary handheld radios.
4. The only reason the ship may not have had assist tugs is if the Captain of the Port (USCG) waived that requirement. If he is confident that the weather, tides, currents and ship's ability to maneuver (bow thrusters, for example), he can grant a waiver.
There should be digital tapes of the radio comms with the Vessel Traffic Service for the area. I would be interested to see what the pilots told the tugs and the VTS watchstanders.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2024 10:29 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (2ocoG)
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Net Zero policies will do the trick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:29 AM (6bTRc)
I am getting older so sure, I bet that is part of it, but I do think people are often preserving their looks longer now
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:30 AM (ibTVg)
Terrible accident.
Posted by: pawn at March 26, 2024 10:30 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:26 AM (2yu8s)
Was that the pushbutton type, one button for each channel?
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:30 AM (OguvZ)
In the long version of the clip I saw on Fox this morning you can see 3 semis crossing the bridge right before the collapse. Those guys need to pull over and buy Powerball tickets.
I do suspect the bridge being under construction when the hit happened is probably going to turn out to be relevant.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2024 10:30 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (7AyCR)
A Soros DA is preparing an indictment as we speak.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:30 AM (bWsRe)
See? That's what I'm talking about
Posted by: The stupid boring ending of Speed 2 at March 26, 2024 10:31 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:31 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:24 AM (6bTRc)
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Did that on a drive down to Orlando a couple of years ago.
I went in, there was a literal turd on the floor.
"No, Dolley. You're not going in there. We'll find the closest Wal-Mart."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
I went in, there was a literal turd on the floor.
"No, Dolley. You're not going in there. We'll find the closest Wal-Mart."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:31 AM (GBKbO)
yall need some Bucc-ees over there
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (CIS44)
+++++
TH-TH-TH-THREE KNOOOOOOTS
:: eyes roll back in ecstasy ::
Posted by: Dude who gave that stupid role 100% effort at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (o2ZRX)
1. The ship was transiting during slack tide on the ebb, which is the time when tidal currents are minimum as the harbor goes from ebb to flood. Going out as low tide is preferable for ships with high "air draft" clearances under bridges.
2. A ship over 900 feet should have had at least two escort tugs to assist the ship in case of emergency, especially if it is transiting under a bridge. Even if the ship lost power, the assist tugs could keep the ship in the channel.
3. The pilots should have been able to talk to the assist tugs even if they lost power because they should have had secondary handheld radios.
4. The only reason the ship may not have had assist tugs is if the Captain of the Port (USCG) waived that requirement. If he is confident that the weather, tides, currents and ship's ability to maneuver (bow thrusters, for example), he can grant a waiver.
There should be digital tapes of the radio comms with the Vessel Traffic Service for the area. I would be interested to see what the pilots told the tugs and the VTS watchstanders.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
5. EMERGENCY ANCHOR DROP!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (IB/6k)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM (IB/6k)
Or....conversely, I.was the only kid in 5th grade with a liquor card.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (W/lyH)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (CIS44)
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There are two on the way, but they're both in Florida (one just south of Jacksonville in St. Augustine and the other near Daytona where I-4 starts).
But sometimes, the bladder doesn't align with that schedule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)
No bridges on my route though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (AYe1h)
There are thousands of bridges all of the country with tens of thousands of ships going under them yearly. And sometimes this happens. You can’t eliminate 100% of risk.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (bWsRe)
I give you the sinking of the Coast Guard cutter Blackthorn.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:31 AM (lzI4r)
And you choose to not sock the best die hard villain. *sigh*
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (W/lyH)
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Not anymore. Those days are over.
Posted by: Raul, the fake ID man at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (6bTRc)
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One button for each channel.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (bWsRe)
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Then what's the point of worshiping the government as the bringer of utopia?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:27 AM (bWsRe)
"Regionally" is relative - a major port closed for some amount of time. Also this will impact traffic on I95 for hundreds of miles north and south of Baltimore. It is going to add hours to HAZMAT and heavy loads moving through the region.
It's not the apocalypse but it's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (ASVTS)
I'm guessing no one has even bother calling Mr Bootyjuice though right?
But...shortly we'll hear from him that this was Trump's fault...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (AYe1h)
Used to? Where do they do it now? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (sNc8Y)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (ASVTS)
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I think the word for that is "catastrophe." Seems applicable here.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (6bTRc)
Kourtina is the Greek for curtain.
Obtuse runs deep.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (vsQ70)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:28 AM
Is that wrong?
Posted by: Hunter B. at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Done told that bridge twiced at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (Wg1x4)
Religion is cool, as long as it's not icky Christianity.
Posted by: Leviathan Hear Our Prayer at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (1MPTm)
Used to? Where do they do it now? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (sNc8Y)
Food Court tables.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (4I/2K)
Used to? Where do they do it now? Wait, maybe I don't want to know.
Posted by: Oddbob at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (sNc8Y)
Should probably have “only” between “to” and “change”.
Men’s rooms now have the fold out table on the wall to take care of little Johnny’s poopy diaper.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024
***
Sounds familiar. I think it appeared in his first collection, Night Shift. The short is "Graveyard Shift" and the location is a textile mill, but you can see the connection.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:36 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at
ya people try and use those for other purposes.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:36 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:36 AM (ibTVg)
Religion is cool, as long as it's not icky Christianity.
Posted by: Leviathan Hear Our Prayer at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (1MPTm)
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Religion is terrible. I just believe in the priests and oracles of secularism who promise peace and prosperity in exchange for my faithful execution of their wishes upon this earth.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)
I'm pretty sure those people will be one of the last bastions against DEI because "reasons".
Posted by: pawn at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Diogenes
Don't laugh. Grew up with a kid who, at 15, would wear a three piece suit and tie and boldly walk into a liquor store and not get carded. (In Missouri where it's been 21 from before I was born)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (IB/6k)
Obtuse runs deep.
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Ah. From whence we get 'curtains' I assume.
And he has several Ancient-Greek-inspired paintings too.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (2yu8s)
*gives a blank look*
Ara?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:35 AM (lzI4r)
Hans Gruber…
…you ask for a miracle, I give you the F B I
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 26, 2024 09:33 AM (4780s)
Maybe Lizzo's
Posted by: It's me donna
Pth. Lightweight.
https://tinyurl.com/4w2mtu2a
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (JCZqz)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:32 AM (IB/6k)
You asked for it! (From a band out of Annapolis MD - not too far from the Key Bridge)
https://youtu.be/r4N6_vrZy_8
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (bWsRe) .
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Pylons or some type of bollards would mitigate it.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (vsQ70)
Posted by: Robert at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (FSaou)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (ibTVg)
Men’s rooms now have the fold out table on the wall to take care of little Johnny’s poopy diaper.
Yeah, should've added the "only."
Our local mall has a baby-changing station on the wall between the men's room and ladies' room.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Baltimore Harbor Pilots at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (a3Q+t)
Uh, gee. It's the darndest thing, but... Somehow, the new guy accidently hit the delete button and... Well, you'll just have to take our word that we did everything perfectly.
Posted by: USCG Diversity Officer at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (sNc8Y)
"Regionally" is relative - a major port closed for some amount of time. Also this will impact traffic on I95 for hundreds of miles north and south of Baltimore. It is going to add hours to HAZMAT and heavy loads moving through the region.
It's not the apocalypse but it's gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (ASVTS)
A post 9/11 Hoover ram was closed to trucks which required an extra 2 hours of driving each way. And that lasted for several years until a bridge was built. And there have been other bridges collapse, causing detours. There was one about 10 years ago in Washington where I-5 was closed. Traffic was diverted and life went on.
In a 20 trillion dollar economy, a bridge no longer available is a blip.
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: 18-1
you talking the pinup artist Gil Elvgren?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:38 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Doof
**********
That's totally acceptable, Doof.
As long as it's someone else's granny.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:39 AM (991eG)
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One button for each channel.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:33 AM (2yu8s)
Ha, one older lady on my paper route still had one of those in the late '80s.
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:39 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Some guy after a night of drinking and eating Chipotle at March 26, 2024 10:39 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 26, 2024 10:39 AM (oasF3)
Posted by: Doof
**********
That's totally acceptable, Doof.
As long as it's someone else's granny.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:39 AM (991eG)
*waits patiently for a granny panties limerick*
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:40 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 26, 2024 10:39 AM (oasF3)
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But first, an all-hands for everyone in the department to express their feelings of trauma at the reception of this news.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:40 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:41 AM (991eG)
No bridges on my route though.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024
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There's an avenue in the SE part of the metro area here that's closed right now because of structural damage. It's also resulted in the closing of the ferry that runs from the avenue's end over the river to my side. That must produce one big clusterf**k of alternate routes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:41 AM (J2vNu)
Ace @ThatUchihaGuy [NOT our Ace]
Shocking footage reveals the start of the incident in Baltimore Harbor where 20 people are now missing. Our hearts are with Baltimore, Maryland. #BreakingNews
https://tinyurl.com/ysbvxf5v
54 seconds; no sound
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:41 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: 18-1
*
you talking the pinup artist Gil Elvgren?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024
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That sounds right. He did more conventional pinup art, too, still being used for calendars.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:42 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Shopping at Bloodbath and Beyond at March 26, 2024 10:42 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:13 AM (7fElN)
I have a pussy, does that count?
Posted by: Amber Heard at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)
There is not a lot of slack - probably accurate to say no slack at all - in the Mid-Atlantic transportation system. Lots of people oppose building more roads because you know, people should not have cars! It's all a complex system. And complex systems require serious cultures to maintain them.
Can anyone spot the problem?
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2024 10:37 AM (IB/6k)
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Chinese grocery had bottles butcher wrapped in the meat display case. No card for ground beef.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (vsQ70)
Posted by: Cap'n Ned at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:41 AM (991eG)
Pollen....give us a pollen limerick.
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (AwYPR)
20 people are just a blip in a nation of hundreds of millions.
Posted by: HQ's Unofficial Insurance Adjuster and Official Asshole at March 26, 2024 10:44 AM (1MPTm)
🚨#BREAKING: Sean Diddy Combs has fled the United States on his Gulfstream private jet
📌#Unitedstates | #USA
American rapper Diddy has reportedly left the United States on his private jet, a Gulfstream G550 N1969 / SIS69 which took off earlier today from Van Nuys Airport near Los Angeles shortly before the raid on his home. The private jet has been tracked to the Caribbean islands after raids on Diddy’s residences in Los Angeles and Miami in relation to a sex trafficking investigation. Flight tracking data indicates that the jet appeared to land on Antigua in the Caribbean. It is currently unknown whether Diddy is actually on the plane or not
https://tinyurl.com/2tkw93at
brief, animated flight-path graphic
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:44 AM (2yu8s)
Can anyone spot the problem?
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (ASVTS)
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That managing complexity requires ruthless adherence to competence?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:44 AM (6bTRc)
I saw a video of some British enviro-nut claiming they shouldn't build any more roads in Britain because it just leads to more cars on the road.
Then later I saw a video of the same wanker arguing that stopping people from emigrating to Britain was rayciss
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:44 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM (ASVTS)
Are you insinuating that we are not a serious culture? How dare you.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:45 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at M
I dunno Joe, that sounds racist.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:45 AM (CIS44)
Up 40% @ around $70/share
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 10:45 AM (Q4IgG)
Can anyone spot the problem?
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM
There aren't enough people like me?
Posted by: Kamala at March 26, 2024 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)
Still not one Epstein client arrested...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:44 AM (2yu8s)
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He'll be chomping on a cigar in some exotic locale by the end of the day.
The guy who gave him the heads-up is probably going to be very well taken care of.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (6bTRc)
There be bangin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (pohLc)
🚨#BREAKING: Sean Diddy Combs has fled the United States on his Gulfstream private jet
Kumswala, harking back on her college days smoking weed and listening to Puff Daddy and Tupac, called Ditty and gave him warning of the impending raids, hasting his departure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:47 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (pohLc)
It fell apart like a lego set hitting the floor.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:47 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
WOOT!
Posted by: The Bangbus at March 26, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:43 AM
There aren't enough people like me?
Posted by: Kamala at March 26, 2024 10:45 AM (a3Q+t)
When you think about it, it's a lot of looking where we are going while ignoring where we have been.
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:47 AM (ASVTS)
There be bangin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)
TJM's kitchen --
Nothing up to code. 2/10. Would not bang.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
So, you finally found a Mannix girl of whom you approve?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (9yWhg)
Which will ripple because ships are trapped in the harbor, ships that cost money and sitting generates no revenue. And those ships who were supposed to dock in Baltimore now have to find somewhere else to off-load and on-load. And then have to ship that cargo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (lzI4r)
In part, "Ligare’s first exhibition of the thrown drapery paintings was in New York in 1978. The paintings consisted of a piece of white cloth thrown into the air, captured with a camera and then redrawn on the canvas to conform to a geometrical structure. The paintings represented the Classical balance between the ordered and the chaotic. Poet and critic, Peter Clothier, wrote in the 1978 catalogue that, “If the work reaches for a new “Classicism”, then, it does not fail to account for the contemporary mind’s conditioning by twentieth century concepts and technology. The archetype is recontexturalized, without losing any of its ancient values.”
No, wouldn't hang this one but it's a smart concept to keep the artist both in vogue & S. Thanks.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: I a at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: blaster at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (ASVTS)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (vsQ70)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (GshMh)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (9pjlK)
Nothing up to code. 2/10. Would not bang.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (JunzL)
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Dolley expressed concern this morning that she had made the incorrect choice for the countertops.
I think that stems from the fact that she went with the second-most expensive class of countertops and the price was less than expected. I think she wants to spend more money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Doof
**********
Granny Panties- a limerick'
Admiral Levine is a soon-to-be granny
His undies are fit for a tranny
That sleazy cocksucker
Changed his last name to Tucker
And he's changing his first name to Fanny
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (991eG)
I love stories that end happily.
Posted by: Paco at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (njExo)
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (w9Wax)
Oh that's good. It's sister ship is the Ramma Lamma Ding Dong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (i9ffA)
Posted by: I a at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (PiwSw)
++++
Listerine.
Or depending on pronunciation, you could make an argument for "quickenin'" or "glycerin"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (bWsRe)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)
Just in case you had to prove to The Horde you married an ACTUAL woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 10:46 AM (pohLc)
The whole bridge (more than a mile long) didn't collapse. The main span (truss portion, 1200 feet) did. The approach sections of the bridge are still in tact.
Posted by: Doof at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (JunzL)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (991eG)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (bWsRe)
They'd already written it off to Joe being Joe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 26, 2024 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Loser.
Posted by: Taylor Swift in her G700 at March 26, 2024 10:51 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
My guys told me if I did the old countertop removal, they'd knock $900 off the total.
"Where's my crowbar?"
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2024 10:51 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:51 AM (lzI4r)
At these prices we'd be saving money!
Posted by: The Fairer Sex at March 26, 2024 10:51 AM (1MPTm)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (bWsRe)
Admiral Levine is a soon-to-be granny
His undies are fit for a tranny
That sleazy cocksucker
Changed his last name to Tucker
And he's changing his first name to Fanny
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (991eG)
Which Feds are watching this blog?
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:51 AM (lzI4r)
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Mine, specifically.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I a at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (PiwSw)
Don't have a clue.
Posted by: The Flaming Lips at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)
Evergreen.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Montec at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (bWsRe)
++++
All I've seen is "sex trafficking." Dunno what that means.
Could be anything from muling kids for the elite to being a run-of-the-mill pimp.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Puddinhead at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (9pjlK)
Well after that poem not this one.
/Goes back to looking in Ace's boring shelving videos folder
Posted by: Bob from the NSA at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (ibTVg)
_________
Formed his own political party. Something like the Black Peoples' Party, or some such crap.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:49 AM (GBKbO)
Evergreen.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:52 AM (9mfKN)
========
2-3 months ago, before we pulled the trigger on doing the kitchen remodel, we were sitting at the table looking at it, discussing the potential price. I didn't hate the kitchen. It's a kitchen. Whatever.
She broke down into tears because she hated it so much. It should be white, not brown, dammit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: I a at M
*
beta-alanine
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024
***
Listerine
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (J2vNu)
Could be anything from muling kids for the elite to being a run-of-the-mill pimp.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a
ya there are also a number of stories of people, men included coming forward about being raped by him, saying he ran rape parties and such. it's all tied to gether
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (lzI4r)
She broke down into tears because she hated it so much. It should be white, not brown, dammit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
++++
Buy her a can of paint
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (6bTRc)
Just the most important center span collapsed. On the ship and into the waters.
Posted by: Anna Puma
The collapse was not total, sure, but it appears that all of its spans than were over water are now in the drink.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (xG4kz)
IIRC the FNM claimed that Gaetz was sex trafficking because he flew a date on his private jet.
And then they argued he wasn't even going to marry the woman he was seducing with his big...wallet...and therefore should be arrested for rape or something.
Diddy is an odd guy though so it is possible he really did do something wrong here...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (ibTVg)
4,000 acres of solar panels were destroyed in one Texas hail storm. Locals are now worried about groundwater poisoning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (FVME7)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Time to denounce the wife to the secret police, comrade.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (xcxpd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (AYe1h)
---
I don't have an alibi!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at
should change it to P Diddler, am I right?
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (lzI4r)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:54 AM (ibTVg)
++++
Yeah, who knows. This is the kind of confluence that makes it hard to judge.
He's a Hollywood guy, so all of that nasty shit would be on-brand totally believable.
It's also the US government, and they lie and frame people all the time, so a setup would also be totally believable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Poof Duddy at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (1MPTm)
I suspect this event will be a boon to Wilmington, NC.
Posted by: Puddinhead
Norfolk / Hampton Roads, VA
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:53 AM (GBKbO)
Don't you have toddlers?
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Poof Duddy at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (1MPTm)
=======
It gave rise to All About the Pentiums.
Sentence commuted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Poof Duddy at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (1MPTm)
++++
No, because it spawned "All About the Pentiums" by Weird Al
https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:57 AM (6bTRc)
I think the VA one is the most famous but I'm going to guess there is probably one in each of the original states outside of RI (because RI is a joke)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2024 10:57 AM (ibTVg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM
Stealing that!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 26, 2024 10:57 AM (Wnv9h)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 10:57 AM (pohLc)
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (AwYPR)
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Do you have any idea how flustered she can get when she has one of her regular instances of realization that she's mother to two boys?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:57 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (lzI4r)
Sentence commuted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
++++
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (6bTRc)
Posted by: Poof Duddy at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (1MPTm)
All About the Benjamins lead to Weird Al doing All About the Pentiums, so is completely absolved.
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: I a at March 26, 2024 10:48 AM (PiwSw)
++++
Listerine.
Or depending on pronunciation, you could make an argument for "quickenin'" or "glycerin"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:50 AM (6bTRc)
Ah Bush....overrated or underrated band?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (xcxpd)
Sentence commuted.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)
++++
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (6bTRc)
========
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (CIS44)
That's already taken by R Kelly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (GkFGh)
Ah, excuse me
Oh, will you excuse me?
I'm just trying to find the bridge!
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please!
(Have you seen the bridge?)
I ain't seen the bridge!
(Where's that confounded bridge?)
Posted by: Bob Plant at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (63Dwl)
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (OguvZ)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (CIS44)
That's already taken by R Kelly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I think he's more Pee Dribbler
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (CIS44)
BREAKING: Private jet owned by Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has left the United States.
The flight path of the plane appears to be headed towards Cape Verde.
Cape Verde has no extradition treaty with the United States.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (2yu8s)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 10:55 AM (CIS44)
That's already taken by R Kelly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (GkFGh)
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R. Kelly => P Donner
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (7fElN)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024
***
That was close to fifty years ago. He may not even be alive.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2024 10:34 AM (AYe1h)
---
I don't have an alibi!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
Trump makes bail then the bridge collapses. Coincidence?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (FVME7)
Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, supervising?
Posted by: spindrift at March 26, 2024 10:58 AM (OguvZ)
=======
I was just informed that one of the project cycles that I was focusing on at work has a 99% chance of being canceled. So, fudge it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting zombies with George A. Romero at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BruceWayne
BW, you realize most of us here are 29, right?
Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2024 10:59 AM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 26, 2024 11:00 AM (4zo6x)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 26, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2024 10:57 AM (pohLc)
If you looked, there’s likely only a handful of bridges over shipping lanes that could handle losing the whole pier and still stand up. Reason being, bridges are expensive, bridges over deep water are even more expensive. Redundancy is just not built into these.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at March 26, 2024 11:01 AM (9mfKN)
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 26, 2024 11:01 AM (CIS44)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)
The eight workers on the Francis Scott Key Bridge at the time it collapsed were repairing potholes, Maryland Transportation Secretary Paul J. Wiedefeld said during a news conference. They were not working on structural issues. Six of the workers remain unaccounted for; two were rescued, and one is hospitalized.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at March 26, 2024 11:02 AM (GshMh)
He doesn't deserve a bridge.
Ray Lewis does!
Posted by: Black Lives Matter at March 26, 2024 11:02 AM (lf83v)
Posted by: BignJames
**************
Sure, Not Like I have Better Things to Do - a limerick
My typing fingers are kinda slow and clunky
And my sense of humor's really odd and funky
Now Big'n James is callin'
For a llimerick about pollen
What d'you think I am? Some sort of circus monkey?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 11:03 AM (991eG)
So am I.
Because you never designed a bridge.
Posted by: pawn at March 26, 2024 11:05 AM (QB+5g)
My typing fingers are kinda slow and clunky
And my sense of humor's really odd and funky
Now Big'n James is callin'
For a llimerick about pollen
What d'you think I am? Some sort of circus monkey?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 26, 2024 11:03 AM (991eG)
Oooh! I'm famous now! Thanks M.!!
Posted by: BignJames at March 26, 2024 11:05 AM (AwYPR)
Posted by: steevy at March 26, 2024 11:41 AM (FQmDC)
Posted by: m at March 26, 2024 12:34 PM (o3SCB)
https://artworksmag.com/david-ligare/
Posted by: m at March 26, 2024 12:35 PM (o3SCB)
Unlike when we have boobage art.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at March 26, 2024 09:38 AM (9yWhg)
Over 500 now!
Posted by: m at March 26, 2024 12:37 PM (o3SCB)
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