Daily Tech News 18 March 2024

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Microsoft really, really wants you to use its Etch browser and Thing search engine. (Bleeping Computer)

If you use Chrome, you will get a popup ad begging you to come back. Please, they won't spam you with ads anymore.

Only problem is the popup ad is so poorly rendered that users reported it as a virus.

Well, not the only problem.

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I missed this one when it came out because it originally shipped with only 16GB of RAM: The Asus Zenbook OLED 15 2023 model. (TechRadar)

It has a 15.6" 2880x1620 120Hz OLED display with 100% DCI-P3 colour. That's very similar to the display I'm using right now and it's very, very good.

CPU is a previous-generation Ryzen 7735U - eight Zen 3 CPU cores and 12 RDNA2 graphics cores, so not quite the latest but very capable. One USB 4 port, one USB 3 C port, one USB 3 A port, HDMI, and a headphone jack. Not a huge wealth of ports but adequate.

It has a numeric keypad but it's a compact three column layout so you can just leave NumLock off and use it as a cursor pad and the Four Essential Keys. And reprogram the extra keys to your whim with PowerToys.

And it's readily available with 32GB of RAM. And it weighs 1.4kg, which is the same as my 14" laptop.
How the House quietly revived the TikTok ban before most of us noticed. (The Verge)

If "us" means tech journalists, you guys wouldn't notice a tapdancing elephant in the bathroom if it was inconvenient to the narrative.
You can download GPT-2 and run it in Excel. (Spreadsheets Are All You Need)

Seriously.

It's the "small" version of GPT-2, which has 124 million parameters, so it's small enough that Excel doesn't explode. (Unless you're running on a Mac in which case you might want a blast shield.) But being able to poke at it as a spreadsheet can help demonstrate how it works.

Modern small LLMs are typically 7 billion parameters, so Excel need not apply.

Disclaimer: Could try loading into PowerPoint though...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

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1 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 04:01 AM (fwDg9)

2 w00t

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 04:01 AM (o3SCB)

3 Skipster, you sneaky firster.

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 04:02 AM (o3SCB)

4 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2024 04:02 AM (sAmhv)

5 Very close to home today, cruel part is donut shop right across the street is closed Mondays

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 04:02 AM (fwDg9)

6 you guys wouldn't notice a tapdancing elephant in the bathroom

This about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Fanni W. at March 18, 2024 04:08 AM (v+0wn)

7 Top 10?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 04:08 AM (omVj0)

8 Evening and morning to all the early risers and late toilers!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 04:09 AM (omVj0)

9 Very close to home today, cruel part is donut shop right across the street is closed Mondays
Posted by: Skip

Mondays were not my favorite either.

I hated those

Posted by: Fats Domino at March 18, 2024 04:09 AM (v+0wn)

10 Evening and morning to all the early risers and late toilers!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

I feel excluded, somehow

Posted by: Miklos will probably sue at March 18, 2024 04:10 AM (v+0wn)

11
BTW, for us here in these United States, today is technically the last day of Winter. The Equinox will occur at 11:06 PM EDT, Mar. 19. It's the 20th in Zulu, of course, but for us here, it's the 19th.

For Pixy, being upside down, Fall begins for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 04:22 AM (w6EFb)

12 >>>If "us" means tech journalists

Stylesheet recommends:

tech "journalists"

or

"tech" "journalists"

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 04:24 AM (o3SCB)

13 9 Very close to home today, cruel part is donut shop right across the street is closed Mondays
Posted by: Skip

Mondays were not my favorite either.

I hated those
Posted by: Fats Domino at March 18, 2024 04:09 AM (v+0wn)

Me, too, Mondays always got me down.
--Karen Carpenter

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 04:27 AM (o3SCB)

14

Every leap year from now until 2100, which won't be a leap year per Gregorian rules, the Vernal Equinox is going to get earlier and earlier. It will be on the 19th in Zulu in a few decades.

That's because of the 400 year "reset" that happened in 2000 per the Gregorian 400 year cycle.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 04:35 AM (w6EFb)

15 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2024 04:55 AM (ju2Fy)

16 For Pixy, being upside down, Fall begins for him.
Posted by: publius

When your upside down, isn't it always fall?

Morning all!

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 04:56 AM (vd8XM)

17 That's because of the 400 year "reset" that happened in 2000 per the Gregorian 400 year cycle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I am happy for assisting with your Issue.

Posted by: "Greg" at the Bangalore Call Centre of Excellence at March 18, 2024 04:56 AM (v+0wn)

18 When your upside down, isn't it always fall?

Morning all!
Posted by: Bruce

The harder they come, the harder they fall.

One and all.

Posted by: Miklos is listening to Jimmy Cliff at March 18, 2024 04:58 AM (v+0wn)

19 numeric keypad but it's a compact three column layout

Did not know such a thing existed. Seems weird. Always had a 4 column layout. Used to run numbers quite a bit.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2024 04:58 AM (ju2Fy)

20 Early spring, huh? What we just had since December was about like spring in civilized climes. Soon we will be in SUMMER, and it will last until Christmas. Thanksgiving might be cool if we're lucky.

I hope to be outta here long before then!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 04:59 AM (omVj0)

21 numeric keypad but it's a compact three column layout

Did not know such a thing existed. Seems weird. Always had a 4 column layout. Used to run numbers quite a bit.
Posted by: olddog in mo

63968

Posted by: num lock at March 18, 2024 05:00 AM (v+0wn)

22 There is an almond milk ad that has a blender working without its top. How is that possible?

Posted by: Jamaica at March 18, 2024 05:03 AM (IG7T0)

23 There is an almond milk ad that has a blender working without its top. How is that possible?
Posted by: Jamaica

It runs real slow?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:11 AM (vd8XM)

24 63968
Posted by: num lock
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No. Closer to 63966.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2024 05:11 AM (ju2Fy)

25 >>Mondays were not my favorite either.

I hated those
Posted by: Fats Domino

>>Me, too, Mondays always got me down.
--Karen Carpenter

Always so very. . .manic!

Posted by: the Bangles and Prince at March 18, 2024 05:15 AM (6IDWi)

26 >>There is an almond milk ad that has a blender working without its top. How is that possible?

"Well, that's not the only problem, while we're on the subject --- "
-- Dairy Farmers

Posted by: the Bangles and Prince at March 18, 2024 05:17 AM (6IDWi)

27 Mondays?

So good to me.

...Moms and Pops...

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:17 AM (vd8XM)

28 I think we moved out of false spring #2 and are back into winter weather.

Posted by: a dude in MI at March 18, 2024 05:18 AM (+I6Y/)

29 I think we moved out of false spring #2 and are back into winter weather.
Posted by: a dude in MI

Ha!

Yep. 2 inches of snow forecasted for Thursday night here in No Ill

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:20 AM (vd8XM)

30 New moon on Monday
and a fire dance through the night

Posted by: Duran Duran at March 18, 2024 05:22 AM (6IDWi)

31 No snow or ice this week in Babylon DC, but we're going to have a freeze. Going below 32 several nights. I was hoping to move some plants outside. Guess I'll wait till next week.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 18, 2024 05:23 AM (sAmhv)

32 I tried almond milk, it's horrible. Even as a coffee creamer

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 05:28 AM (fwDg9)

33 I tried almond milk, it's horrible. Even as a coffee creamer
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024

***
The oat milk flavored with vanilla or caramel that I find at World Market is pretty good. It can't overcome the strength of my coffee by itself, but then I only have to use half an envelope of the pink sweetener.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 05:32 AM (omVj0)

34 I don't care if Monday's blue

Posted by: Robert Smith at March 18, 2024 05:32 AM (6IDWi)

35 At Lowes Friday they had lots of flowers but no vegetable plants out yet, way to early

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 05:33 AM (fwDg9)

36 I tried almond milk, it's horrible. Even as a coffee creamer
Posted by: Skip

Almondmilk (Filtered Water, Almonds), Cane Sugar, Contains 2% or Less of: Vitamin and Mineral Blend (Calcium Carbonate, Vitamin E Acetate, Vitamin A Palmitate, Vitamin D2), Sea Salt, Gellan Gum, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C To Protect Freshness), Natural Flavor.

CONTAINS ALMOND.

What's not to like Skip?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:34 AM (vd8XM)

37 At Lowes Friday they had lots of flowers but no vegetable plants out yet, way to early
Posted by: Skip

Around here they say not to plant anything until Mothers Day.

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:35 AM (vd8XM)

38 Tuesdays grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 05:36 AM (fwDg9)

39 A very early good morning. Can't sleep.

Posted by: Jewells45fuckcancer at March 18, 2024 05:37 AM (iF0sF)

40 Oh, and the one ingredient in almond milk, gellan gum, is:

Gellan gum is a water-soluble anionic polysaccharide produced by Pseudomonas elodea, which is composed of a repeating unit of monomers, tetrasaccharide, that are two residues of D-glucose and one of each residues of D-glucuronic acid and L-rhamnose.

Makes your buds twang, don't it?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:37 AM (vd8XM)

41 Morning Jewelss!

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

42 Morning Bruce!

Posted by: Jewells45fuckcancer at March 18, 2024 05:39 AM (iF0sF)

43 When is MILF Day?

Posted by: Miklos, asking for a friend at March 18, 2024 05:40 AM (v+0wn)

44 When is MILF Day?

Posted by: Miklos

Last week Wednesday....ya missed it.

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:41 AM (vd8XM)

45 "I am." A reflection on a passage of Exodus:

https://odb.org/2024/03/18/i-am-2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 05:41 AM (qUE2K)

46 I use unsweetened pain Almond milk in my coffee, and add a bit of demerara sugar. If i had my druthers I'd stick to whole milk, but not shitting my car seat on the way in to the shop is higher on my priority list than appeasing the dairy snobs.

The drip coffee we make at work, though, i just have black.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2024 05:43 AM (GkFGh)

47 FWP: Nice morning surprise. The coffee machine decided to start brewing ghost cups all night and emptied the reservoir. Overflowed the tray, filled the pod storage, onto the countertop, into the cabinets, onto the floor. Yay.
Good thing we have a backup.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 05:43 AM (jtTfW)

48 I like the almond milk that tastes like vanilla and sugar.

Posted by: Jamaica at March 18, 2024 05:44 AM (IG7T0)

49 Bing search would be great if it wasn't terrible.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 05:45 AM (jtTfW)

50 Coffeee: black,no sugar

Posted by: Jamaica at March 18, 2024 05:45 AM (IG7T0)

51 No caffeine, either, unless tou want to die

Posted by: Jamaica at March 18, 2024 05:46 AM (IG7T0)

52 Good morning! T'was a rainy end of the week and weekend here in Cowtown. A major portion of the backyard was tilled an cleared in preparation for grading and new sod, so I have a mosh pit back there. And tha' lil nugget dawg ran across the freshly poured slab the pergola. Fortunately it was covered and they came back and refloated it. Gotta go get DG and stone for the pathways this week.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 18, 2024 05:47 AM (YRsIm)

53 Very short road today
Not bad out but cooler than yesterday
Forward Dog 9 out

Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2024 05:50 AM (fwDg9)

54 " I surrender all." A beautiful old hymn sung by a quartet of men:

https://tinyurl.com/3av78wrw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 05:51 AM (vPYr2)

55 96 year old veteran of WWII sings national anthem:

https://tinyurl.com/yjh2eyb9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 05:57 AM (vPYr2)

56 96 year old veteran of WWII sings national anthem:

https://tinyurl.com/yjh2eyb9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Very nice

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:59 AM (vd8XM)

57 How Great Thou Art
The Old Rugged Cross
At Calvary

The old hymns are the best. Never get played on the radio stations.
Sad.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 06:02 AM (Nj26P)

58 How Great Thou Art
The Old Rugged Cross
At Calvary

The old hymns are the best. Never get played on the radio stations.
Sad.
Posted by: TeeJ

Yes, songs that you could actually sing.

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

59
Popcorn? 🍿

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 06:06 AM (RKVpM)

60 mornin yall. I'm going to get my taxes done today. Gotta fund the destruction of the USA.

I don't pay any income tax thru the year, so it's time to pay the piper. Well, at least the interest on the piper's spring break vacation loan from 1985 anyway.

Posted by: fd at March 18, 2024 06:07 AM (vFG9F)

61 Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 06:02 AM (Nj26P)

People in the church I serve love the first two hymns. I don't know the last one. I'll have to look for that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 06:09 AM (ljJ4J)

62 Have a good one and stay safe Skip !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2024 06:10 AM (T4tVD)

63 Hiya

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2024 06:10 AM (T4tVD)

64 ☕

Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 06:13 AM (oCjPU)

65 Good morning morons

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 06:16 AM (RIvkX)

66 Good look finding a good rendition, Fen.

Years I spent in vanity and pride
Caring not my Lord was crucified
Knowing not it was for me He died
At Calvery

Mercy there was great and grace was free
Pardon there was multiplied to me
There my burdened soul found liberty
At Calvary

(disclaimer - should be close - been half of forever since this old man heard it)

Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 06:17 AM (Nj26P)

67 Did everyone survive St Paddies Day?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 06:18 AM (ENQN6)

68 " I surrender all." A beautiful old hymn sung by a quartet of men:

https://tinyurl.com/3av78wrw
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Robin Mark does a nice rendition, too.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 06:19 AM (jtTfW)

69 Today is the last day of winter
In Colorado that means only 2 more months of winter

Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 06:19 AM (oCjPU)

70 Did everyone survive St Paddies Day?
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Barely. Got pinched twice for not wearing green.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2024 06:20 AM (ju2Fy)

71 Want to get away from it all and commune with nature? This may be the gig for you:

"Penguin counters wanted at remote post in Antarctica: ‘Training will be provided’ for ‘varied tasks’"

Those hired to work at Port Lockroy will be tasked with “running the charity gift shop, fundraising, a British Antarctic Territory Post Office, annual maintenance and upkeep of the historic buildings and artifacts, wildlife observations and many other varied and challenging tasks.

Posted by: fd at March 18, 2024 06:20 AM (vFG9F)

72 I have a prayer request It may sound silly but here goes. My former running mate for township committee ( we lost last year) asked me to run with her again as two seats opened up , and it's easier to do this as a team.. I thought about it and prayed about and asked FenSpouse. I said "Yes". Last time I ran someone had pulled out so I didn't have to get a bunch of signatures. This time I have to get about 45 and since I am only recently became
a registered Republican I don't know that many Republicans. If you could pray that if it's God's will I get these signatures it would be much appreciated. They are due by the end of this week. I really do think we need to not have one party control in this township. Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 06:22 AM (GkJAu)

73 >Posted by: fd at March 18, 2024 06:20 AM (vFG9F)

they left off 'shoveling penguin shite'
clever

Posted by: Don Black at March 18, 2024 06:22 AM (oCjPU)

74 Did everyone survive St Paddies Day?

Made some corned beef and cabbage, celebrated with a very small glass of Bailey's that I watered down with some milk. Not much of a celebration lol!

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at March 18, 2024 06:22 AM (iF0sF)

75 many other varied and challenging tasks.
Posted by: fd

Luckily raking the leaves is not necessary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 06:22 AM (jtTfW)

76 Fen, way long of addy to copy/paste and tiny url hates me but At Calvary hymm in utube search...
Islington Baptist Church is decent enough rendition.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 06:23 AM (Nj26P)

77 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 06:19 AM (jtTfW)

Thanks. I will look for that one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 06:23 AM (GkJAu)

78 If you could pray that if it's God's will I get these signatures it would be much appreciated. They are due by the end of this week. I really do think we need to not have one party control in this township. Thanks so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Prayers up!

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 06:23 AM (vd8XM)

79 Posted by: TeeJ

Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 06:23 AM (GkJAu)

80 Okay Fen !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2024 06:25 AM (T4tVD)

81 Morning, Tech Peeps

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2024 06:26 AM (86W+h)

82 @72 - Thy will be done, Lord

Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 06:26 AM (Nj26P)

83 There's lots of them, but I'd add "Keep on the Firing Line" and
"We'll Work 'til Jesus Comes " to the list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 06:27 AM (Wg1x4)

84 I missed this one when it came out because it originally shipped with only 16GB of RAM: The Asus Zenbook OLED 15 2023 model. (TechRadar)

--

(sees the "U" processor)

That plus even a halfway decent processor and a mid-range video card for $1500 and they wouldn't be able to keep them in stock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie- 80% positives in a mate to a man is a soulmate, the same 80% to a woman is settling at March 18, 2024 06:28 AM (Wg1x4)

85 Good morning early risers!

Coffee.......

Posted by: Rosasharn at March 18, 2024 06:29 AM (PzBTm)

86 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 06:32 AM (DeFcY)

87 Been beautiful weather here last weekend. We're supposed to get back to the usual March gloom on Wednesday, though.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 06:35 AM (DeFcY)

88 >>> Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Tea, green, room temperature

Time for a fresh mug

Posted by: fluffy at March 18, 2024 06:36 AM (86W+h)

89 47 FWP: Nice morning surprise. The coffee machine decided to start brewing ghost cups all night and emptied the reservoir. Overflowed the tray, filled the pod storage, onto the countertop, into the cabinets, onto the floor. Yay.
Good thing we have a backup.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 05:43 AM (jtTfW)

Sorry for your pain, but the way you put this is completely cracking me up.

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 06:40 AM (o3SCB)

90 11
For Pixy, being upside down, Fall begins for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 18, 2024 04:22 AM (w6EFb)
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Good to know.
In the other half it's called Autumn. Fall is what us oldtimers do.

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #01 at March 18, 2024 06:41 AM (qfLjt)

91 After allowing us to use Chrome for years, my IT dept is forcing us to change to Edge. It's fucking horrible. Slow as hell.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 18, 2024 06:46 AM (9V81o)

92 "Fall is what us old timers do."

Thankfully, I haven't hit that stage yet.
Hopefully, when I do, the breakfall training from a long time ago,,, in a galaxy... will go on autopilot.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 06:47 AM (Nj26P)

93 G'mornin' everyone!

on the way, FS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 18, 2024 06:47 AM (PFYt9)

94 30 New moon on Monday
and a fire dance through the night

Posted by: Duran Duran at March 18, 2024 05:22 AM (6IDWi)
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Just don't come undone.

Posted by: Judas Priest - Before The Dawn at March 18, 2024 06:50 AM (qfLjt)

95 94 30 New moon on Monday
and a fire dance through the night

Posted by: Duran Duran at March 18, 2024 05:22 AM (6IDWi)
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Just don't come undone.
Posted by: Judas Priest - Before The Dawn at March 18, 2024 06:50 AM (qfLjt)

Too late; she's come undun.
--The Guess Who

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 06:51 AM (o3SCB)

96 This is rich, from the authors of the "wet market origin" paper who are now facing criticism:

To be clear, we welcome good faith criticism of our work,” the letter states. “However, we strongly believe that we, as scientists and academics, together with the institutions we serve, have a responsibility to engage in respectful, informed, and fact-driven debate.”

You weren't interested in respectful, informed,
Fact driven debate during the pandemic when you wished death on anyone who disagreed with your pangolin having sex with a bat while eating turtles theory

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 06:52 AM (jtTfW)

97 40 Oh, and the one ingredient in almond milk, gellan gum, is:

Gellan gum is a water-soluble anionic polysaccharide produced by Pseudomonas elodea, which is composed of a repeating unit of monomers, tetrasaccharide, that are two residues of D-glucose and one of each residues of D-glucuronic acid and L-rhamnose.

Makes your buds twang, don't it?

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 05:37 AM (vd8XM)
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rhamnose?
I don't want anything rammed up my nose!

Posted by: Ciampino - Another Monday at March 18, 2024 06:55 AM (qfLjt)

98 We don’t like Mondays, either. Tell me why.

— The Boomtown Rats

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 18, 2024 06:58 AM (JRP2U)

99 99

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 06:59 AM (o3SCB)

100 47 FWP: Nice morning surprise. The coffee machine decided to start brewing ghost cups all night and emptied the reservoir. Overflowed the tray, filled the pod storage, onto the countertop, into the cabinets, onto the floor. Yay.
Good thing we have a backup.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 05:43 AM (jtTfW)
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Is this one that has a clock-timer and can be set to start at a set time? Or do you have ghost intruders?

Posted by: Ciampino - Another Monday - at least it's not Monday .... wait at March 18, 2024 06:59 AM (qfLjt)

101 Gellan gum is a water-soluble anionic polysaccharide produced by Pseudomonas elodea,

Mmmmmmm. Bacteria poop.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 06:59 AM (jtTfW)

102 rhamnose?
I don't want anything rammed up my nose!
Posted by: Ciampino

That's what she said!!

Posted by: Bruce at March 18, 2024 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

103 No timer. Push a button and brew a cup. It decided to start brewing cup after cup after cup at 2:45 all on its own. Get to watch the disaster unfold on the security camera.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:01 AM (jtTfW)

104 Mmmmmmm. Bacteria poop.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 06:59 AM (jtTfW)
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Well...ethanol is yeast shit...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 07:01 AM (DeFcY)

105 Lahtinen found a correlation between higher agreement with critical social justice attitudes and increased reports of anxiety and depression. Agreement with the statement “If white people have on average a higher income than black people, it is because of racism” exhibited the largest positive correlation with anxiety and depression, and the largest negative correlation with happiness.

“Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.”
― C. S. Lewis

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:02 AM (ENQN6)

106 Good morning.
Hope the last day of Winter is good to the morning Horde
(well I guess the entire Horde).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2024 07:02 AM (6YiT0)

107 103 No timer. Push a button and brew a cup. It decided to start brewing cup after cup after cup at 2:45 all on its own. Get to watch the disaster unfold on the security camera.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:01 AM (jtTfW)

LOL
I hope the floor is not, say, blond wood.

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 07:02 AM (o3SCB)

108 Self aware Power Point would probably commit suicide.

Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2024 07:03 AM (QB+5g)

109 Reckon it's time to head elsewhere.

In the beginning God...

Posted by: TeeJ at March 18, 2024 07:05 AM (Nj26P)

110 Lahtinen found a correlation between higher agreement with critical social justice attitudes and increased reports of anxiety and depression. Agreement with the statement “If white people have on average a higher income than black people, it is because of racism” exhibited the largest positive correlation with anxiety and depression, and the largest negative correlation with happiness.

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A fellow I once knew observed, "You can make yourself happy, or you can make yourself sad."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 07:05 AM (DeFcY)

111 Morning peeps

26 degrees this morning. Not going to be very spring-like today either.

The groundhog lied.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2024 07:06 AM (Q4IgG)

112 If I had to make my own coffee it would be everywhere everyday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

113 Every leap year from now until 2100, which won't be a leap year per Gregorian rules, the Vernal Equinox is going to get earlier and earlier. It will be on the 19th in Zulu in a few decades.

That's because of the 400 year "reset" that happened in 2000 per the Gregorian 400 year cycle.
Posted by: publius,

It's because of Climate Change, denier.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 18, 2024 07:07 AM (DpEcY)

114 S. IL here
29°F with possible flakes (not Democrats, actual snow). Cold nights all week.

Posted by: Ciampino - Another Monday - at least it's not Monday ..... wait at March 18, 2024 07:07 AM (qfLjt)

115 The groundhog lied.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 18, 2024 07:06 AM (Q4IgG)
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And hope died.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 07:07 AM (DeFcY)

116 A fellow I once knew observed, "You can make yourself happy, or you can make yourself sad."
Posted by: Captain Obvious,

and very, very mad.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2024 07:07 AM (6YiT0)

117 The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) records include a series of text messages under the heading “January 7 Intel Chain” in which two separate references to participation by the CIA are made. One states that “two CIA bomb techs” are assisting with “a pipe bomb scene on New Jersey and D ST SE.” Another references “several CIA dog teams on standby.”

russia russia russia

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:07 AM (ENQN6)

118 108 Self aware Power Point would probably commit suicide.

Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2024 07:03 AM (QB+5g)
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Would Clippy help?

Posted by: Ciampino - Another Monday - at least it's not Monday ... wait at March 18, 2024 07:09 AM (qfLjt)

119 103 No timer. Push a button and brew a cup. It decided to start brewing cup after cup after cup at 2:45 all on its own.

--

Weird.
Specially if it was unplugged - poltergeist for sure

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 18, 2024 07:09 AM (DpEcY)

120 Byeeee.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at March 18, 2024 07:10 AM (DeFcY)

121 G'morning, all.

58.1 degrees in the back yard.

All the herbs and tomatoes ae planted in the outdoor planters.

Several large things repotted as well.

All the flowers are in the planter boxes out front.

16 bags of mulch down and leveled.

And of course it is now to drop into the forties today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2024 07:10 AM (a1415)

122 You weren't interested in respectful, informed,
Fact driven debate during the pandemic when you wished death on anyone who disagreed with your pangolin having sex with a bat while eating turtles theory
-

There never has been a natural carrier found all these years later, has there? While other data on things like patented genetic sequences were found in the virus.

If we still understood what a hypothesis was...

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 18, 2024 07:10 AM (Wg1x4)

123 Nothing to see here

Fani is so crooked her office put people on the stand they knew would lie
Fani is so crooked she broke the local ordinance about receiving gifts from contractors
She broke the federal bribery statute by receiving gifts of more than $5,000
Fani's office is so crooked they never provided evidence to the contrary about the boss's "invisible magic cash balancing" theory

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:10 AM (ENQN6)

124 I had a Windows 10 laptop hard drive fail recently so that the preferred account on the machine would not load. The default Windows 10 response in that circumstance was to start setting up a brand new user account, during the process of which there were messages displayed about, "Now you're getting Etch! Lucky you!", popping up frequently. As I had no idea what Etch was, I kept trying to abort the process while chanting, "Oh, hell to the no!"

Sent the laptop to a repair shop, bad to get a new hard drive installed and now it's Windows 11 ... and Etch. But I'll fix that!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2024 07:10 AM (xG4kz)

125 That would be funny to accidentally have a coffee maker thwart a burglary.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 18, 2024 07:11 AM (Wg1x4)

126 The CIA must be disbanded, scattered, Earth salted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:13 AM (jtTfW)

127 Would Clippy help?
Posted by: Ciampino

Clippy. Kinda miss the little fella.

Wonder if anyone lost their job over that crapfest.

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 18, 2024 07:14 AM (MHhQj)

128 Also I really liked the notion suggested yesterday that it WAS a really deadly virus but our prayers worked and and it became immediately tamed, and that was why they had to shut down hospitals and restrict antibiotics to elderly people with pneumonia and pretend the flu didn't exist.

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 18, 2024 07:14 AM (Wg1x4)

129
"It is the same principle in whatever shape it develops itself. It is the same spirit that says, "You toil and work and earn bread, and I'll eat it."

-- Honest Abe

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 07:15 AM (RKVpM)

130 I've occasionally got up and turned on the coffee machine, hit the head, and come back to find the coffeemaker straining to produce something -- because I forgot to put water in the reservoir the night before. That does not begin to compare with a coffeemaker deciding on its own to brew up a steady succession of cups.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2024 07:15 AM (J2vNu)

131 The Bing search algorithm:

1: Which advertising partners most closely match your search.
2: Which web pages most closely match the worst matched advertising partner.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:16 AM (jtTfW)

132 3: What does ChatGPt think you meant with your search term?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:17 AM (jtTfW)

133 I wonder how many other people are like me - I liked using Bing until Chat-GPT happened and now I never use it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at March 18, 2024 07:17 AM (DpEcY)

134

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 18, 2024 07:17 AM (X4yCj)

135 129
"It is the same principle in whatever shape it develops itself. It is the same spirit that says, "You toil and work and earn bread, and I'll eat it."

-- Honest Abe
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 07:15 AM (RKVpM)

That it better than "You toil and work and earn bread, and I'll give it to others to eat."

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:17 AM (ENQN6)

136 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 18, 2024 07:18 AM (pVWRI)

137 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Sounds like time for the mallards to besiege your feeding stations. The Mallards of March. No worries, mate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

138 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

139
"Kill Clippy" would have made an excellent video game. It's a pity that Microsoft lacked an ironic sense of humor and did not create it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 18, 2024 07:19 AM (xG4kz)

140 What's Etch?

Posted by: Ciampino - Monday, Monday ... at March 18, 2024 07:20 AM (qfLjt)

141 Nevergiveup

Good morning. I trust your grand-baby is thriving, and that the Service had got that tasty, tasty contract to you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

142 137. NaCly , didn’t you have a medical emergency in your house last night? Is everything ok?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2024 07:20 AM (E5Wk7)

143 " The Mallards of March. No worries, mate."

I forgot...

Dixie and Duke have been here since the beginning of the month.

Scarfing down that Purina brand duck pellets at least three times per day.

Thank goodness Tractor Supply carries the 40 pound bags of the stuff.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2024 07:20 AM (a1415)

144 Hillary Clinton

Ah, one of the Great Old Ones has arrived.

No one gets a saving throw for sanity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:21 AM (u82oZ)

145 How is Mrs. Salty?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

146 " ... Gellan gum is a water-soluble anionic polysaccharide produced by Pseudomonas elodea ... "

so in non-technical terms, slime produced by bacteria? ok then ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 18, 2024 07:21 AM (PFYt9)

147 140
Okay I got it. Bit slow of me but it is a Monday and a day ending in Y.

Posted by: Ciampino - Monday, Monday .... at March 18, 2024 07:22 AM (qfLjt)

148 "You toil and work and earn bread and I'll burn your libraries down because I don't think abused wives should be able to leave bad relationships“

Posted by: Moron Robbie at March 18, 2024 07:22 AM (Wg1x4)

149 Hiya Cap'n Grampa !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2024 07:22 AM (T4tVD)

150 132 3: What does ChatGPt think you meant with your search term?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:17 AM (jtTfW)

?

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 07:23 AM (o3SCB)

151 Jen the original

Yes. She is fine now.

I stabilized her so she did not go unconscious before the EMTs arrivesd.

The two hunky paramedics arrived, found out how low her blood sugar was, and gave her sugar. She was lifted off the floor, and she perked right up. She now has a couple of new favorite tight ends.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:24 AM (u82oZ)

152 "Get to watch the disaster unfold on the security camera.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 18, 2024 07:01 AM (jtTfW) "

isn't modern technology wonderful?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at March 18, 2024 07:25 AM (PFYt9)

153 Church teacher charged with sexually assaulting girls as young as six at Maryland church was an illegal migrant who was deported twice, ICE reveals

https://mol.im/a/13209115

Posted by: Ciampino - needs a Nascar garage opener at March 18, 2024 07:25 AM (qfLjt)

154 San Franpsycho

Thank you and the rest of the Horde for your concerns. She is fine, for this years version of fine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

155 112 If I had to make my own coffee it would be everywhere everyday.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

And would you regale us with the stories?

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 07:26 AM (o3SCB)

156 Salty...

We used to keep a tube of Betty Crocker decorative icing next to Mrs VIA,s Great Aunt's nightstand.

Only had to use it once.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2024 07:26 AM (a1415)

157 This is weird. LA battles spate of 'burglary tourists' as marauding gangs from Chile, Ecuador Colombia and Peru jet in on 90-day visas and ransack millionaire mansions before fleeing back to South America

https://mol.im/a/13208057

Posted by: Ciampino - If it's less than $900 at March 18, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)

158 >>> We used to keep a tube of Betty Crocker decorative icing next to Mrs VIA,s Great Aunt's nightstand.

Did you deliver it by IV?

Posted by: Michael Moore at March 18, 2024 07:28 AM (86W+h)

159 153 Church teacher charged with sexually assaulting girls as young as six at Maryland church was an illegal migrant who was deported twice, ICE reveals

https://mol.im/a/13209115
Posted by: Ciampino - needs a Nascar garage opener at March 18, 2024 07:25 AM (qfLjt)

Do gooders never understand their good causes have consequences.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:29 AM (ENQN6)

160 The two hunky paramedics arrived, found out how low her blood sugar was, and gave her sugar. She was lifted off the floor, and she perked right up. She now has a couple of new favorite tight ends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
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I worked at a place once where all the ladies would run to the lobby whenever there was an emergency in case "David" was on duty and responded.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

161 LA battles spate of 'burglary tourists' as marauding gangs from Chile, Ecuador Colombia and Peru jet in on 90-day visas and ransack millionaire mansions before fleeing back to South America

Posted by: Ciampino

You do want your home address on the 'rich and famous' tour map, right?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 18, 2024 07:30 AM (6YiT0)

162 "Did you deliver it by IV?"

No, if she was conscious but finger stick showed very low blood sugar, she was able to eat it directly from the tube.

That was a suggestion from the EMT's during one response to the house for low blood sugar.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2024 07:30 AM (a1415)

163 151. That’s good to hear. Hypoglycemia is scary when it happens.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 18, 2024 07:30 AM (E5Wk7)

164 Ciampino

I aver the driving force behind all those illegal men arriving is American children and women.

War never changes. A society that does not protect women and children is a doomed society.

Look at the difference in Germany from 1939 to today., The Red Army deliberately raped every woman and child they could in the German areas they occupied.

Ivan's War and Band of Brothers (in 1945) tell the tale of women when the men are not there.

And our twisted elites are abusing illegal children of both sexes, as gays and pedos now are at the top of the heap.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

165 'You can only imagine the suffering:' Desperate US citizens fleeing Haiti land in Miami on first chartered fight airlifting people out of chaos-ridden island

https://mol.im/a/13208563

Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #03 at March 18, 2024 07:31 AM (qfLjt)

166 And would you regale us with the stories?
Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 07:26 AM (o3SCB)
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Not a lot of story in finely ground coffee sprayed literally everywhere in the kitchen, floor, counter, dishes...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

167 "Do gooders never understand their good causes have consequences."

It's Montgomery County.

They have voted for everything they are receiving.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2024 07:32 AM (a1415)

168
Two representatives appointed to a committee considering paying reparations claimed whites were responsible for climate change, slammed Israel and pushed to defund the police.

Ron Daniels and Lurie Daniel Favors — both appointed to New York’s commission on Reparations and Racial Justice.

None of those issues have anything to do with reparations.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:32 AM (ENQN6)

169 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I'll discuss this remedy with her. Thanks.
We use grape juice. Easier to give if she is low gong lower.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:33 AM (u82oZ)

170 rhennigantx

Late stage national decay with the looting of the populous.

But there are many that may say no, and back it up with cordless hole-punchers.

Without the 2A, we would be in a much worse spot.

OPSEC on OP Plans.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

171 And in today's sexual stupidity from Microsoft Bing I get as a suggested topic, "What is an omnisexual?" I don't know and I don't care.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2024 07:36 AM (DCNcI)

172
When my wife was director of food services the 'go to' beverage for low blood sugar was orange juice.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 18, 2024 07:36 AM (RKVpM)

173 160 The two hunky paramedics arrived, found out how low her blood sugar was, and gave her sugar. She was lifted off the floor, and she perked right up. She now has a couple of new favorite tight ends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
====
I worked at a place once where all the ladies would run to the lobby whenever there was an emergency in case "David" was on duty and responded.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2024 07:29 AM (RIvkX)

hahahahaha

Posted by: m at March 18, 2024 07:37 AM (o3SCB)

174 COVID cases in vaccinated individuals are only counted weeks after a person is vaccinated. In Pfizer’s clinical trials, a person is considered vaccinated and their COVID cases are counted a week after they received the second dose, whereas in Moderna’s clinical trials, a person is considered vaccinated two weeks after their second dose.

So for a 8 to 10 week period they were not monitored.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 18, 2024 07:38 AM (ENQN6)

175 San Franpsycho

Usually it is the women that can not attract a fit, manly man that run to gaze.

Much to the annoyance of that manly man, who has a wonderful partner or wife. Got stories. Well, not about me, but what I saw.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

176 Monday, Monday
Can't trust that day.

Good morning anyways.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 18, 2024 07:39 AM (4I/2K)

177 SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 7-16
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB
SpaceX targets Monday, March 18, for a Falcon 9 launch of 23 Starlink satellites to low-Earth orbit from Space Launch Complex 4 East (SLC-4E) at Vandenberg Space Force Base in California.

Liftoff is targeted for 7:20 p.m. PDT (02:20 UTC, 03:20 CET March 19), with backup opportunities available until 11:49 p.m. PDT.

https://tinyurl.com/4kc9xskh

Posted by: Ciampino - ROCKET SCIENCE at March 18, 2024 07:40 AM (qfLjt)

178 Oops. Spring break is over. Time for work.

May your day be blessed with vim and vigor, and may no ambulances gets the neighbors a-buzzing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

179 Be safe, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 18, 2024 07:41 AM (a1415)

180 Much to the annoyance of that manly man, who has a wonderful partner or wife. Got stories. Well, not about me, but what I saw.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2024 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

WELL.....?

We're WAITING !

Posted by: JT at March 18, 2024 07:43 AM (T4tVD)

181 My son worked as a paramedic. He told us one way to get blood sugar back up in an emergency was a squeeze bottle of honey bear honey. In an emergency a honey bear enema could be used for fast recovery since you did not need the patient to swallow anything.

Posted by: Cicero skip at March 18, 2024 07:44 AM (4ezYQ)

182 .

NOOD

J.J. Sefton is here with The Morning Report

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 18, 2024 07:44 AM (qPw5n)

183 Would Clippy help?
Posted by: Ciampino

Clippy. Kinda miss the little fella.

Wonder if anyone lost their job over that crapfest.

More coffee...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 18, 2024 07:14 AM (MHhQj)

Akshully, I married and then divorced the owner of the company. I got half! Billions, even.

Posted by: Melissa Gates at March 18, 2024 07:45 AM (4I/2K)

184 Why do I always post soome thing a second too late.

Posted by: Cicero skip at March 18, 2024 07:45 AM (4ezYQ)

185 This is weird. LA battles spate of 'burglary tourists' as marauding gangs from Chile, Ecuador Colombia and Peru jet in on 90-day visas and ransack millionaire mansions before fleeing back to South America

https://mol.im/a/13208057
Posted by: Ciampino - If it's less than $900 at March 18, 2024 07:27 AM (qfLjt)
======================
Visas? We don't need no stinking visas!

Posted by: We have Biden at March 18, 2024 07:46 AM (PYrZC)

186 The latest Windows 11 update completely disabled my laptop's ability to use the screensaver, go to sleep, or hibernate. This has happened before on a Window 10 laptop. Linux's flaky power management is beginning to look better than Microsoft's.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 18, 2024 08:07 AM (DTX3h)

187 as for Microsoft Edge …
I tried to download an update to the Cygwin installer and was really upset by the hoops I had to go thru for such a simple operation.

Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2024 08:19 AM (8DTuN)

188 Microsoft becoming exceedingly retarded is likely the only thing that will drive Linux desktop adoption.

Posted by: Voyager at March 18, 2024 09:02 AM (QPjUO)

189 187 as for Microsoft Edge …
I tried to download an update to the Cygwin installer and was really upset by the hoops I had to go thru for such a simple operation.
Posted by: SMOD at March 18, 2024 08:19 AM

(8DTuN)everything is that way now

Posted by: vic at March 18, 2024 09:28 AM (A5THL)

190
now there is a nood

Posted by: vic at March 18, 2024 09:39 AM (A5THL)

191 Add the following to your hosts file, and you don't have to deal with MS advertisements any more (or a goodly portion of their windows spyware)

127.0.0.1 data.microsoft.com
127.0.0.1 msftconnecttest.com
127.0.0.1 azureedge.net
127.0.0.1 activity.windows.com
127.0.0.1 bingapis.com
127.0.0.1 msedge.net
127.0.0.1 assets.msn.com
127.0.0.1 scorecardresearch.com
127.0.0.1 edge.microsoft.com
127.0.0.1 data.msn.com

Posted by: JD at March 18, 2024 11:31 AM (fQXlH)

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