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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Rysselberghe Burning.jpg


The burning time
Theo van Rysselberghe

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 NOODIE

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 09:30 AM (jAw5X)

2 Burning time? Is the water hot?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2024 09:30 AM (0eaVi)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 Burning bush IYKWIM

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2024 09:30 AM (Q4IgG)

5 The Isle of Lesbos?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Dutifully called of course
Wish it was more detailed

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2024 09:31 AM (jAw5X)

7 Naked gingers on the beach?

1. Awesome.
2. "Burning Times" indeed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:31 AM (HnUIn)

8 I suspect the Burning Time will not look so pleasant.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:31 AM (aD39U)

9 Suddenly, one has the Python "Holy Grail" scene come to mind.

"Spank ME, sir!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Mas nekkidness!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (uiWTm)

11 Hoo boy...10 comments < 15 minutes.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

12 Gingers everywhere!

Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (88xKn)

13 The burning time


Penicillin will take care of that.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (aD39U)

14 The Isle of Lesbos?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
There are no massive hordes of Middle Eastern colonists staging for continued travel into their new homeland of Europe, so I don't think so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (HnUIn)

15 Naked Gingers everywhere. Wanker Fest 2024.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (FmapG)

16 100 comments

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

17 Burning bush IYKWIM

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 11, 2024 09:30 AM (Q4IgG)

Seems to be a lack of them to me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2024 09:33 AM (0eaVi)

18 Friendly reminder to all you libtards out there......

Do you see an excessive amount of body hair on these ladies?

No. No you don't. Groom accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

19 Is the brunette their leader?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:33 AM (aD39U)

20 Would hang!

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 09:33 AM (5fDan)

21 I wonder if that brunette standing up and covering her bosom feels like the odd man out since she's the only non-bricktop.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (HnUIn)

22 So a day at Bikini Atoll?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (+kwJ5)

23 "The Burning Time" - 'cause they're fair-skinned redheads, right? Sun-burning Time!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (6IDWi)

24 Much like the burning during urination.

Posted by: Kramer at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (dg+HA)

25 Those bastards!!! Whenever they referenced the burning times, they made it sound awful...like something to be avoided at all costs! Now I realize it was all Gaystapo misinformation!!!

Bring on the burning times!!!! Unless...the burning times means gonorrhea...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (JCZqz)

26 Nice to see that the switch to DST didn't put CBD in a cranky mood today.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (T+Iwg)

27 Yowza!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (hOUT3)

28 So a day at Bikini Atoll?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (+kwJ5)


No Bikini At All.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

29 a/k/a a lake full of Emma Stones

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 09:35 AM (6IDWi)

30 Obligatory for me, Enter the Ginger

https://ytube.io/3pQW

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:35 AM (aD39U)

31 Oh boy. Here we go. Red heads and boobs galore. A 'ron dream come true.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2024 09:35 AM (oaGWv)

32 Nice to see that the switch to DST didn't put CBD in a cranky mood today.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 11, 2024 09:34 AM (T+Iwg)
++++
Or he's *very* cranky and so picked a winner as a way to lift his spiritis.

If you're right, we must ensure that he never made cranky.
If I am right, we must ensure that he is *always* cranky to some degree.

It's a dangerous game we play.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (HnUIn)

33 How YOU doing?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (RIvkX)

34 The ladies don't seem to be packin' much, ya know...

Posted by: Michelle at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (sj395)

35 It's time to establish Nekkid Wimmins History Month.

Posted by: All in favor? at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (dg+HA)

36 Lots of Happy Little Bushes!

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (PiwSw)

37 Friendly reminder to all you libtards out there......

Do you see an excessive amount of body hair on these ladies?

No. No you don't. Groom accordingly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:33 AM (Zz0t1

No piercings...no tatts...nice.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (AwYPR)

38 a/k/a a lake full of Emma Stones

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 09:35 AM (6IDWi)

So bright you need to wear sunglasses.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (0eaVi)

39 Carpet doesn't quite match the drapes... just sayin.

Posted by: Inogame at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (53oGX)

40 Noodie for nudies

Posted by: vic at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (A5THL)

41 Oh boy. Here we go. Red heads and boobs galore. A 'ron dream come true.

So which ginger gets the soul or do they share?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (+kwJ5)

42 We need Kris to explain this painting to us.

Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (88xKn)

43 20 Would hang!

Posted by: Gref at March 11, 2024 09:33 AM


Me too! Is there a Scratch-and-Sniff print for sale anywhere?

Posted by: Joe, No Longer Thinking of Banging Jill This Morning at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (5fDan)

44 It's time to establish Nekkid Wimmins History Month.

Posted by: All in favor? at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (dg+HA)

Yes!!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (0eaVi)

45 Voted best use of pointillism, extra points for portrayal of gingers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (4xVKD)

46 Apparently, Girls Gone Wild, Spring Break Beach Edition, has at least a 100 year pedigree.

Posted by: Art Moron at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

47 Something I was expecting from CBD for Women's History Month.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (NpAcC)

48 Let's hope CBD stays in a good mood for the week this is a most auspicious beginning for the Art Thread!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (hOUT3)

49 Nice to see that the switch to DST didn't put CBD in a cranky mood today.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

Imagine this one could wash the cranky out of any dude's Monday morning after DST.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 11, 2024 09:38 AM (Rz1LH)

50 Binoculars in one hand, glazed donut in the other.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2024 09:38 AM (cf/0E)

51 41 Oh boy. Here we go. Red heads and boobs galore. A 'ron dream come true.

So which ginger gets the soul or do they share?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I offer myself as tribute! Death by snu-snu!

Posted by: Perv Moron at March 11, 2024 09:38 AM (JCZqz)

52 So which ginger gets the soul or do they share?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:36 AM (+kwJ5)
++++
They all do, and they feast to the point of gorging. There are plenty of men who wander down for the harvest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:38 AM (HnUIn)

53 This version might have been tweaked by whoever posted it to WikiArt. There is a photo from an auction at Christies 15 years ago that shows it more muted and not so crisply defined.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2024 09:39 AM (gSZYf)

54 42 We need Kris to explain this painting to us.
Posted by: dantesed at March 11, 2024 09:37 AM (88xKn)

It's nekkid chicks at the beach. In Pointillism.

Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

55 It's nekkid chicks at the beach. In Pointillism.
Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 09:39 AM (OyyDO)


Sometimes a cigar is just a penis.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:39 AM (aD39U)

56 OnlyFans, ca. 1920?

Posted by: red speck at March 11, 2024 09:39 AM (0Id0S)

57 I see Kris in on point

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (+kwJ5)

58 50 Binoculars in one hand, glazed donut in the other.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

But Hunter....that's just a plain donut you have there?

Hunter- don't worry....I'll add the glaze in a minute....

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (JCZqz)

59 I see Kris in on point
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (+kwJ5)

Someone needs to connect the dots for me.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (aD39U)

60 CBD

So someone did a Bob Ross to the painting to make it happy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (+kwJ5)

61 "The Burning Time" - 'cause they're fair-skinned redheads, right? Sun-burning Time!

Like vampires, if the sun rises at 7:00 am, they've got to flee by 6:59.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (XmUWs)

62 Oh brother.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (LiD+O)

63 Lovely. Would hang. Probably in the Map Room.

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (Qfh/H)

64 The redhead is going to the gym manager.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:41 AM (R4t5M)

65 We've got bush. Repeat , we've got bush

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 09:41 AM (8nE8r)

66 42 We need Kris to explain this painting to us.
Posted by: dantesed

HOT, YOUNG, NAKED GIRLS. WHAT DON'T YOU GET!?!?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 11, 2024 09:41 AM (JCZqz)

67 It's nekkid chicks at the beach. In Pointillism.
Posted by: Kris

Thank you. Good summation.

I will point out that Wyeth's skill with pubic hair was not used in this painting. And all those red-heads?

Off to find out more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2024 09:41 AM (u82oZ)

68 A surfers dozen.

Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2024 09:43 AM (FhXTo)

69 61 "The Burning Time" - 'cause they're fair-skinned redheads, right? Sun-burning Time!

Like vampires, if the sun rises at 7:00 am, they've got to flee by 6:59.
Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2024 09:40 AM (XmUWs)

Yup, prolly why they're there at either dawn or dusk.

I'm gingerish myself. In the summer, I burn brick-red in about 15 minutes.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 11, 2024 09:43 AM (T+Iwg)

70 Posted by: Kris

The painter didn't always use pointillism, was there a reason?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:44 AM (4xVKD)

71 Caption contest:
The three sitting in the foreground: "No, I swear. He was THIS big!"
The brunette with her arms crossed: (to herself) "I wish my boobs were bigger."

The chick bending over: "Are there crabs in this lake?"

Posted by: My 13 year old self at March 11, 2024 09:44 AM (dg+HA)

72 There's an interesting mix of a modernist style with heavy classical subject matter. This isn't weird in of itself, but here it looks different. Pointillism usually doesn't lend itself to highly detailed imagery. To me, the style generally looks pretty flat. This work has a lot of detail, shading, and perspective. It looks like an image of nymphs or nereids enjoying themselves.

Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

73 The Burning Time looks a whole shitload better than I was envisioning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (0FoWg)

74 Interesting painting. Of course the scene is pleasant with all those naked gingers. It's the technique that catches my attention after gawking at the women. Wiki said this was neo-impressionism but to me it looks like Pointilism. The tiny spots of varied colors somehow manage to create an overall color range and allows the hues to blend subtly from area to area. I can't imagine the time and discipline it takes to paint like that let alone develop the color combinations that work.

Posted by: JTB at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (zudum)

75 It's only Monday and the 'ettes are already getting stiffed.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (NpAcC)

76 The Burning Time looks a whole shitload better than I was envisioning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (0FoWg)


No one can afford clothes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (aD39U)

77 "Are there crabs in this lake?"

Well, thanks to Susie, yes there are.

Posted by: PabloD at March 11, 2024 09:46 AM (zqwN3)

78 Painting lacks diversity.

Posted by: Lizzo at March 11, 2024 09:46 AM (fs1hN)

79 No one can afford clothes.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:45 AM (aD39U)
++++
Good for me.

Really, seriously bad for them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:46 AM (HnUIn)

80 Thanks, CBD.

He is a new to me good painter and I like his Pointillism works.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2024 09:46 AM (u82oZ)

81 The Isle of Lesbos?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:31 AM

Hey! My grandfather was a Lesbian!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 09:46 AM (5sOEG)

82 Spring Break?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2024 09:46 AM (NpAcC)

83 The single brunette must be significant, but I don't get it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:47 AM (aD39U)

84 75 It's only Monday and the 'ettes are already getting stiffed.
Posted by: redridinghood


Phrasing?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:47 AM (LiD+O)

85 It looks like an image of nymphs or nereids enjoying themselves.
Posted by: Kris

Maenads

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:47 AM (4xVKD)

86 The single brunette must be significant, but I don't get it.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:47 AM (aD39U)

Stepsister.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 11, 2024 09:48 AM (0eaVi)

87 It's only Monday and the 'ettes are already getting stiffed.
Posted by: redridinghood

Guessing the 'rons are, too, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 11, 2024 09:48 AM (Rz1LH)

88 >>The Burning Time looks a whole shitload better than I was envisioning.



Heh heh heh heh
*rubs hands together*

Posted by: Morlock hiding behind nearby trees ready to strike at March 11, 2024 09:48 AM (6IDWi)

89 The single brunette must be significant, but I don't get it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:47 AM (aD39U)
++++
In her milieu, she's extremely exotic and therefore more desirable than her fellow women.

Sort of like the opposite of the real world.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:48 AM (HnUIn)

90 Hope they're wearing sunblock

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2024 09:49 AM (Akjoo)

91 And not a single female penis to be seen.

I'm reporting to the tattle tale committee. Where's my 2k?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:49 AM (LiD+O)

92 Heh heh heh heh
*rubs hands together*

Posted by: Morlock hiding behind nearby trees ready to strike at March 11, 2024 09:48 AM (6IDWi)

Surprise, surprise, surprise. That's not my finger.

Posted by: G Pyle at March 11, 2024 09:49 AM (0eaVi)

93 Maenads?

There would be bloody male body parts strewn everywhere.

Or do they call themselves NOW now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:49 AM (+kwJ5)

94
It's nekkid chicks at the beach. In Pointillism.
Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 09:39 AM (OyyDO)


Seems more Tittyism to me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

95 >>It's only Monday and the 'ettes are already getting stiffed.


And less that a week after INTERNATIONAL WOMEN"S DAY! How dare you, CBD!!



/sarc
*I don't celebrate commie/feminist holidays

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 09:50 AM (6IDWi)

96 Buuuuuush.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 09:50 AM (bWsRe)

97 Where's the pillows?

There MUST be pillows for the impending pillow fight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

98 The single brunette must be significant, but I don't get it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

I'm starting to think it is just that she is just standing in shadow. The ends of her hair look reddish.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 11, 2024 09:50 AM (Rz1LH)

99 Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp! Ooh! That was right where you wanted it! Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2024 09:51 AM (/SHEi)

100 Anyone remember the episode of Dick Van Dyke, where Laura wore a nice outfit while posing for a portrait, but the artist painted her nude?

What if he painted twelve naked versions of Laura, eleven of them redheads?

I think that's the count. I'm not good at math and it's early for me.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 11, 2024 09:51 AM (DZOar)

101 Buuuuuush.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 09:50 AM (bWsRe)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Booger at March 11, 2024 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)

102 The nude women aren’t fat; not art.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 11, 2024 09:51 AM (JRP2U)

103 The painter didn't always use pointillism, was there a reason?
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 09:44 AM (4xVKD)

Artists often experimented with other styles. Sometimes, just to try it out or to have fun. Sometimes, they were bored with their art and were looking for something new/different. It was the 1890s, Modernism was in full swing.

Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 09:51 AM (OyyDO)

104 Bandersnatch would have liked this one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:52 AM (LiD+O)

105 It's a pleasant enough painting. I prefer the landscapes or ones of fountains in the park.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 09:52 AM (Ki//m)

106 There would be bloody male body parts strewn everywhere.

Or do they call themselves NOW now?
--------------
The View?

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 09:52 AM (FmapG)

107 The nude women aren’t fat; not art.
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 11, 2024 09:51 AM (JRP2U)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Leonard Nemoy at March 11, 2024 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

108 I don't know if JJ covered this earlier, but did y'all see this? Talcum X is one of the newest members of the Religion Of Peace:

https://is.gd/LgK7CW

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

109 According to the YouTube preroll ad, ING Bank is "turning history into herstory."

Ugh. It's not even what the word "history" means. It isn't "his story," it's ultimately derived from the Greek, via Latin and comes from a root word meaning, approximately, "narrative" or "accounting."

Sure. Please, of please, will you *please* take my money? You're clearly all brilliant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)

110 Baskin Robbins just came out with a new flavor after these last three years:

Disappoint Mint.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (uiWTm)

111 I liked the portrait of his wife.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (u82oZ)

112
I'm Theo the Sailor Man
I'm Theo the Sailor Man
I likes to go swimmin' with bowlegged women
I'm Theo the Sailor Man

Posted by: Theo the Sailor Man at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (vFG9F)

113 You know, I’ve often thought of becoming a beach towel.

Posted by: Danny Noonan at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (v+mv3)

114 It's a pleasant enough painting. I prefer the landscapes or ones of fountains in the park.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Painting of naked chicks playing in a fountain? I'm good with that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (R4t5M)

115 I don't know if JJ covered this earlier, but did y'all see this? Talcum X is one of the newest members of the Religion Of Peace:

https://is.gd/LgK7CW
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM (PiwSw)


I didn't know he was in Dallas.

Interesting........for a friend.

Posted by: s at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

116 ? Not sure what happened there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

117 Painting of naked chicks playing in a fountain? I'm good with that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (R4t5M)
++++
Yeah!

Maybe CBD has something fountain-themed in the queue for tomorrow...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:55 AM (HnUIn)

118 nice noodie...

would hang

on the ceiling...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 11, 2024 09:55 AM (bving)

119 You would think bank gnomes would be conversant in Latin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:55 AM (+kwJ5)

120
Painting of naked chicks playing in a fountain? I'm good with that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (R4t5M)


Frolicking. They would be frolicking in the fountain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

121 Maybe CBD has something fountain-themed in the queue for tomorrow...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (R4t5M)

122 I don't know if JJ covered this earlier, but did y'all see this? Talcum X is one of the newest members of the Religion Of Peace:

https://is.gd/LgK7CW
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

He'll make a good one.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (AwYPR)

123 Did Frolich ever make a frolicking movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (+kwJ5)

124 109 According to the YouTube preroll ad, ING Bank is "turning history into herstory."

Ugh. It's not even what the word "history" means. It isn't "his story," it's ultimately derived from the Greek, via Latin and comes from a root word meaning, approximately, "narrative" or "accounting."

Sure. Please, of please, will you *please* take my money? You're clearly all brilliant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM (HnUIn)

So much for the “DEI is totally dead” narrative I’ve seen making the rounds,

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (bWsRe)

125 Talcum X is now wearing a burka?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (+kwJ5)

126 This painting is VAGUELY like the "spring break Americans" video in:

https://tinyurl.com/t27b8bzh
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (o3SCB)

127 Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (R4t5M)

No naked chicks. Just landscapes and fountains.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (Ki//m)

128 I didn't know he was in Dallas.

Interesting........for a friend.

Posted by: s at March 11, 2024 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

Is he going to stop pretending he's black?

They can have him.

Posted by: Eh (shrugs) at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (0eaVi)

129
He'll make a good one.
Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (AwYPR)


I just want him to go hang with his besties over there in Gaza. That would warm the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Looked him up. Seems like kind of a rich kid trying to be 'outre' and never really had a style of his own. He likely would have been better off being a book illustrator.
Dude seems like kind of a dilettante and a rather colorless person with very little actual personality.

"After some prospecting, touring on his bike, together with his friend Henri-Edmond Cross, of the Mediterranean coast between Hyères and Monaco, he found an interesting spot in Saint-Clair (where Cross already resided). His brother (and neighbour), the architect Octave van Rysselberghe, built him there a residence in 1911."

Lord, he sounds like today he'd buy property on a lake in a rural area and ruin the place with his dipshit politics.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (9yXr+)

131 While the Spartans blocked Persia at Thermopylae and Themistocles in the Aegean, it was the warriors of Lesbos who bravely drove their Subarus through Xerxes' ranks.

Posted by: VDH, Connoisseur of Exquisite Cruelty at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (cf/0E)

132 I like the use of color here. The bright reds and oranges make the work glow and heat it up. The day looks scorching -- just the type of day that calls for a cool dip in the sea. The shadows are the complementary colors (blues and purples) and they make their opposites radiate. There is no black in this work, not event in the folds of the clothes or in the hair. This keeps everything pure and clean and bright.

Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (OyyDO)

133 Netanyahu vows to defy Biden's 'red line' and invade Rafah. "I have a red line. You know what the red line is, that October 7 doesn't happen again. Never happens again."

So he spit in Biden's face? Fuck that asshole. Tell Israel, we support you but will not/can not support Netanyahu's policies. No money for you until he is removed from office.

Bibi defies Biden. Hamas walks away from the negotiating table. Seems like both sides want to fight more, and want more dead Gazans.

He’s banking on the West turning a blind eye as usual. Pull all his defense contracts with us. This is genocide now.

Why are we still supporting him?

If we don't, there would be an endless barrage of claims that we are anti-semites. That train is never late.

That train has run me over more than once here on DU, for having the audacity to suggest that maybe just maybe Palestinian children shouldn't be slaughtered.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (JCZqz)

134 119 You would think bank gnomes would be conversant in Latin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:55 AM (+kwJ5)

Excuse me? Latin? The OG oppressors of them all. How dare you.
- 24 year old marketing wymyn who created the ad

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (bWsRe)

135 The sniper appears otherwise occupied

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (v+mv3)

136
Is he going to stop pretending he's black?

They can have him.
Posted by: Eh (shrugs) at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (0eaVi)


I think the most shocking part of all of this is the fact that he's married.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

137 So much for the “DEI is totally dead” narrative I’ve seen making the rounds,
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (bWsRe)
++++
I haven't seen that claim. I have the seen the claim that we're crossed the point of Peak Woke, and it is now less tolerated and will decline.

There is *some* evidence for that. Time, as always, will tell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (HnUIn)

138 He'll make a good one.
Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (AwYPR)

They deserve the lying grifter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Ki//m)

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (aD39U)

140 Bold

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (R4t5M)

141 Bold
Move
Cotton

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (zbJ2L)

142

The Barrel just called in their marker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (+kwJ5)

143
Wildlife. - a limerick

The old trapper Angus McCheever
Set his traps by the side of the "reever"
He came back the next day
And we all heard him say
"I expected a diff'rent kind of beaver!"

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

144 Uh oh....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

145 I thought I recognized the artist's name. Remember the portrait of the two sisters dressed in black that got a lot of negative comments? Same painter.

Posted by: Tuna at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (oaGWv)

146 And there's G'rump928(c) for the save!

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (o3SCB)

147 Burrrrpppp!

Posted by: The Barrel at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (/SHEi)

148 ... If we don't, there would be an endless barrage of claims that we are anti-semites. That train is never late.

That train has run me over more than once here on DU, for having the audacity to suggest that maybe just maybe Palestinian children shouldn't be slaughtered. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (JCZqz)
++++
Huh. Odd use of "train" rather than the more typical "bus."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (HnUIn)

149 @108 Talcum X will be knifed to death with a year by members of the Religion of Peace. They don't like annoying people.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (8nE8r)

150 I think the most shocking part of all of this is the fact that he's married.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

Tried to see his wife's face, she looks like she's not attractive.

Posted by: Eh (shrugs) at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (0eaVi)

151 They deserve the lying grifter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Ki//m)


You can shout that again.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (aD39U)

152 @108 Talcum X will be knifed to death with a year by members of the Religion of Peace. They don't like annoying people.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 10:00 AM (8nE8r)

We're not that lucky.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (R4t5M)

153 Odd that none of the dead Israeli children is ever a concern. Only Palestinian children.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (bWsRe)

154

Not one shred of your soul would ever be found... Cast into the outer darkness for all eternity...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (Kuawx)

155 Why is this called "The Burning Time"? Ought to be "The Cooling-off Time."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

156 /sock

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (cf/0E)

157 "Train"???

Someone else wishing all the Jews getting on the train.

Arbeit Mach Frei my neko-grrl derrier you Sturm Front tool.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (+kwJ5)

158 G'rump is a giver!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 10:02 AM (4xVKD)

159 That train has run me over more than once here on DU, for having the audacity to suggest that maybe just maybe Palestinian children shouldn't be slaughtered. ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 11, 2024 09:58 AM (JCZqz)
++++
Huh. Odd use of "train" rather than the more typical "bus."
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Don't want none? Don't start none.

There is no "tapping out" in warfare.
You start shit by killing women and infants and cutting off their heads?

It ends when the victor says it ends.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (uiWTm)

160 I thought I recognized the artist's name. Remember the portrait of the two sisters dressed in black that got a lot of negative comments? Same painter.
Posted by: Tuna'

My favorites are when CBD posts a routine academic male nude study and the comments erupt into Homo Panic.
Those are the best!

Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (9yXr+)

161 a/k/a a lake full of Emma Stones
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024

***
Don't forget Nicole Kidman and Maitland Ward! (NSFW for the latter, at least regarding recent pics)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (J2vNu)

162 THAT's what I call art.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (1bNHn)

163 This painting is VAGUELY like the "spring break Americans" video in:

https://tinyurl.com/t27b8bzh
20 Tweets from Bad Blue
Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 09:57 AM (o3SCB)
++++
Tweet #10 in that roundup (the helicopter pilot successfully crash-landing after stalling) is pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

164 Why is this called "The Burning Time"? Ought to be "The Cooling-off Time."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (J2vNu)

-------------

Or "The Dermatologists' Dream."

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (S/101)

165 The single brunette must be significant, but I don't get it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

She was their diversity hire.

Posted by: t-bird at March 11, 2024 10:04 AM (Cu3kj)

166 I see i am not the only one messing up the closing mark

Posted by: vic at March 11, 2024 10:04 AM (A5THL)

167 The single brunette must be significant, but I don't get it.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

She was their diversity hire.
Posted by: t-bird


She's the smart one.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:04 AM (uiWTm)

168 Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

Yer keeling me!

Posted by: Outside of Life at March 11, 2024 10:05 AM (89Sog)

169 This painting just leaves me cold.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2024 10:05 AM (t/2Uw)

170 I'd love to project myself into, the scene.

Posted by: johnnybiface at March 11, 2024 10:06 AM (X1XfL)

171 If I lived in a big Spring Break destination like Panama City or Murder Beach and wasn't involved in the tourism industry, I'd be sorely tempted to hire a mercenary to house-sit for me and get the hell out of town for a month every year.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)

172 More like turning historical into hysterical...

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)

173 There is no "tapping out" in warfare.
You start shit by killing women and infants and cutting off their heads?
It ends when the victor says it ends.
Posted by: rickb223'

"No it doesn't! No it doesn't! No it doesn't! We're bringing warfare into Normalized International Law and there has to be PROPORTIONALITY!"

-Richard Goldstone
-Aharon Barack
-Raphael Lemkin
-Ben Ferencz

Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM (9yXr+)

174 Anybody know of any good off-the-beaten-path restaurants or diners near Miami and the eastern GA/FL border? BBQ, especially?

Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM (OyyDO)

175 Anyone remember the episode of Dick Van Dyke, where Laura wore a nice outfit while posing for a portrait, but the artist painted her nude?

What if he painted twelve naked versions of Laura, eleven of them redheads?

I think that's the count. I'm not good at math and it's early for me.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 11, 2024

***
Our painting today has eleven women; ten are gingers.

But your hypothetical has real merit. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM (J2vNu)

176 In other news:

Mass-hole speeding along doing 65mph at night while drunk on his snowmobile collides with a parked UH-60 at a disused airfield. He is now trying to sue the Army for $9.5 million.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=154153

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM (+kwJ5)

177 Anybody know of any good off-the-beaten-path restaurants or diners near Miami and the eastern GA/FL border? BBQ, especially?
Posted by: Kris at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM (OyyDO)
++++
This is a good reminder to play some FGL! It's what I want to hear!

Posted by: Sean Hannity at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (HnUIn)

178 I don't know if JJ covered this earlier, but did y'all see this? Talcum X is one of the newest members of the Religion Of Peace:

https://is.gd/LgK7CW

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM (PiwSw)

Oh, someone please notice me!..please, please, please!

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (AwYPR)

179 BBQ? In Miami?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (+kwJ5)

180 Not gonna lie, if this is how the week starts, I may dread Friday...

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (OUMaO)

181 If I lived in a big Spring Break destination like Panama City or Murder Beach and wasn't involved in the tourism industry, I'd be sorely tempted to hire a mercenary to house-sit for me and get the hell out of town for a month every year.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:06 AM (HnUIn)


Miami released a PSA to all spring breakers heading that way to remind them the rules will be slightly different this year and they're really not all that interested in hosting them this year.

$100 parking, DUI Checkpoints, drunk and disorderly arrests by the increased number of officers patrolling the streets, limited beach access........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

182 I’ve noticed something the msm is doing. When they refer to Trump they say Former President Trump. I’ve never heard that said of other president ets. It’s President Obama, President Bush, etc.

Enemy of the people.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (bWsRe)

183 I don't know if JJ covered this earlier, but did y'all see this? Talcum X is one of the newest members of the Religion Of Peace:

https://is.gd/LgK7CW
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 11, 2024 09:53 AM

They blow up so fast these days, don't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:09 AM (5sOEG)

184 Miami released a PSA to all spring breakers heading that way to remind them the rules will be slightly different this year and they're really not all that interested in hosting them this year.

$100 parking, DUI Checkpoints, drunk and disorderly arrests by the increased number of officers patrolling the streets, limited beach access........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
Miami can get away with that. Spring Break isn't their lifeblood.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)

185
Mass-hole speeding along doing 65mph at night while drunk on his snowmobile collides with a parked UH-60 at a disused airfield. He is now trying to sue the Army for $9.5 million.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=154153
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM (+kwJ5)



Personal dipshittery does NOT a defendant make.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)

186 Personal dipshittery does NOT a defendant make.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:09 AM (Zz0t1)
++++
LOL! What planet are you from?

Posted by: The Tort Lottery at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (HnUIn)

187 ++++
Miami can get away with that. Spring Break isn't their lifeblood.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:09 AM (HnUIn)


In contrast, South Padre Island responded with "BRING IT!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

188 a lake full of Emma Stones
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024

***
Don't forget Nicole Kidman and Maitland Ward! (NSFW for the latter, at least regarding recent pics)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius'

What, no lust for Kei of Dirty Pair?

Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (9yXr+)

189 There is no "tapping out" in warfare.
You start shit by killing women and infants and cutting off their heads? It ends when the victor says it ends.
Posted by: rickb223

That's not true at all...at least for modern war among first world countries. They killing would basically stop immediately in Hamas unconditionally surrendered. Aid would flow to the Palestinian people, suffering of the civilian populace would end, etc.

Of course, SOME killing would follow, as the Hamas leaders responsible for the atrocities were tried, convicted, and executed, but that's a separate matter...

Posted by: Military Moron at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (JCZqz)

190 Miami is going to arrest POCs for drunk and disorderly conduct? lol. Sure, Jan.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (bWsRe)

191 Or "The Dermatologists' Dream."
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024

***
Medical school advice: "Go into dermatology. Your patients never die, they never get well, and they never get you up at night."

(-- drawn from 1954's Not as a Stranger by Morton Thompson, so not accurate any more)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

192
That's not true at all...at least for modern war among first world countries. They killing would basically stop immediately in Hamas unconditionally surrendered. Aid would flow to the Palestinian people, suffering of the civilian populace would end, etc.


Posted by: Military Moron at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (JCZqz)


The koran forbids such practices.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

193 Heheheheheh

They are naked Butthead they are buck naked. YES YES YES

Posted by: Beavis at March 11, 2024 10:11 AM (ibTVg)

194

I'd hit em,, I'd hit em' all

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (X4yCj)

195 188 a lake full of Emma Stones
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024

Don't forget Nicole Kidman and Maitland Ward! (NSFW for the latter, at least regarding recent pics)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius'

What, no lust for Kei of Dirty Pair?
Posted by: LenNeal

That orange hair is pretty bright....I'm getting LeeLoo Dallas vibes, although I don't imagine her carpet matched the drapes...

Posted by: Movie Moron at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (JCZqz)

196 What, no lust for Kei of Dirty Pair?
Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024

***
Never heard of her. Is she work-safe to search?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (J2vNu)

197 That's not true at all...at least for modern war among first world countries. They killing would basically stop immediately if Hamas unconditionally surrendered. Aid would flow to the Palestinian people, suffering of the civilian populace would end, etc.

Of course, SOME killing would follow, as the Hamas leaders responsible for the atrocities were tried, convicted, and executed, but that's a separate matter...
Posted by: Military Moron at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (JCZqz)
---
That's a mighty big "IF."

We all know they are happy to throw Gazan lives away down to the last man, woman, child, camel, and goat before they give into Israel's demands.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (7fElN)

198 Is this supposed to be a coterie of cloned red heads or just like Irish nude beach or something.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (ibTVg)

199 Maybe CBD has something fountain-themed in the queue for tomorrow...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

*crosses fingers*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 09:56 AM (R4t5M)

https://is.gd/XmyJpZ

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (gSZYf)

200 Miami is going to arrest POCs for drunk and disorderly conduct? lol. Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (bWsRe)


If the oppressed POC can't obtain a driver's license or ID to vote, what makes you think they can travel or even afford to spend a week in Miami?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

201 That's not true at all...at least for modern war among first world countries.



Hamas is not first world.
Hamas is not second world.
Hamas is barely turd world. Closer to animals.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:14 AM (uiWTm)

202 I did not realize the burning times were going to be so pleasant.

Bring on the burning times.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 10:14 AM (dsdmx)

203 Tweet #10 in that roundup (the helicopter pilot successfully crash-landing after stalling) is pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

-------------

Indeed. I learned to fly a little Robinson R-22, and if you don't react within a second of the engine stalling -- by immediately dropping the collective (you'll drop like a rock out of the sky otherwise) -- and then getting the helicopter in the proper descent angle at the proper speed for auto-rotation, it's not gonna end pretty.

At the school where I took lessons, they stopped the requirement that we practice those because too many copters were being damaged on landing by students (but fortunately, no deaths or serious injuries).

Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (S/101)

204 Miami is going to arrest POCs for drunk and disorderly conduct? lol. Sure, Jan.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:10 AM (bWsRe)


If the oppressed POC can't obtain a driver's license or ID to vote, what makes you think they can travel or even afford to spend a week in Miami?
Posted by: Sponge


How do they buy booze? Flash mob a liquor store?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (uiWTm)

205 Someone mention Kei?

The ultimate in beautiful triggering strong women - The Lovely Angels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70N21Mynaa0

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (+kwJ5)

206 I did not realize the burning times were going to be so pleasant.

Bring on the burning times.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 11, 2024 10:14 AM (dsdmx)


"So, you're saying you have a burning sensation when you urinate?"

"Naw Doc. FIRE shoot out my dick...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

207 In other news:

Mass-hole speeding along doing 65mph at night while drunk on his snowmobile collides with a parked UH-60 at a disused airfield. He is now trying to sue the Army for $9.5 million.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=154153
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:07 AM

A lawyer, no less. On behalf of the profession, and the People's Republic, I hereby apologize.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:16 AM (5sOEG)

208

How do they buy booze? Flash mob a liquor store?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (uiWTm)


Democrat induced SOP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:16 AM (Zz0t1)

209 Just want to say "Thank You" to Ace, Breitbart, The Federalist, American Greatness, and the too-few.
other sites that exercise First Amendment rights.

And for today's noodies.

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 11, 2024 10:17 AM (Vivcq)

210 BBQ? In Miami?
Posted by: Anna Puma


Better to look for a great Cuban sammich.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM (uiWTm)

211
A lawyer, no less. On behalf of the profession, and the People's Republic, I hereby apologize.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:16 AM (5sOEG)


Never apologize for dipshits dipshitting. Shun them with all your might. In public. Nelson Muntz style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

212

Better to look for a great Cuban sammich.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM (uiWTm)


A good Cuban Sammich is life worth living.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

213 How do they buy booze? Flash mob a liquor store?
Posted by: rickb223

Pell Grants

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM (4xVKD)

214 That's not true at all...at least for modern war among first world countries. They killing would basically stop immediately in Hamas unconditionally surrendered. Aid would flow to the Palestinian people, suffering of the civilian populace would end, etc.'

Wars between identifiable political entities ceasefire when the coalitions required to defeat the other side, agree on their respective political goals. The Allies agreed on the end of WWII in 1943. They then fought to the end of their political and geographic goals. One thing they agreed upon was no negotiated peace by any one ally. So they fought to an unconditional surrender by Germany.

Perhaps an oversimplification, but if wars are politics by other means, that's what happens. Religious/ideological/tribal wars have no such limits and it's annihilation of any ability to resist. Which is really the human norm and all those above-mentioned Jewish lawyers whose dumb ideas are now causing all these problems for Israel's defense, were and are staggering fools and should never have been listened to for one solitary second.

Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024 10:19 AM (9yXr+)

215 Late ... but *had to* check the comments.

Not disappointed.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at March 11, 2024 10:20 AM (+xYe0)

216 https://is.gd/XmyJpZ
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 11, 2024 10:13 AM (gSZYf)
++++
Awwwwwwww. Bummer.

:: kicks rock ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:20 AM (HnUIn)

217 Never heard of her. Is she work-safe to search?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius'

Uh, probably not?

Posted by: LenNeal at March 11, 2024 10:20 AM (9yXr+)

218 Never apologize for dipshits dipshitting. Shun them with all your might. In public. Nelson Muntz style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM

I'll do you one better. I'm moving out of this state so I can mock them properly and at a distance.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (5sOEG)

219 That's a mighty big "IF."

We all know they are happy to throw Gazan lives away down to the last man, woman, child, camel, and goat before they give into Israel's demands.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Sure...but the original comment was There is no "tapping out" in warfare. You start shit by killing women and infants and cutting off their heads? It ends when the victor says it ends. In WWII, the Japanese and Germans committed many atrocities, but we didn't keep slaughtering them once they surrendered. Hell, we (correctly) broke the historical trend and helped them rebuild.

Whether Hamas would keep their end of the bargain in a similar surrender is doubtful, but I'm sure Israel would accept a surrender appropriately.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (JCZqz)

220 A good Cuban Sammich is life worth living.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

...sumpin'..sumpin'..and firm feelin' wimmen

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (AwYPR)

221 Wolfus

#205

Should suffice as a proper intro for Kei and her partner Yuri.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (+kwJ5)

222
I'll do you one better. I'm moving out of this state so I can mock them properly and at a distance.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Congratulations!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (4xVKD)

223
I'll do you one better. I'm moving out of this state so I can mock them properly and at a distance.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (5sOEG)


WINNING!!!!!

Congrats, man. That's GREAT news. Where ya going?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

224 Nude chicks that are racist. I'm seeing a pattern here. 👀

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at March 11, 2024 10:22 AM (ytSiK)

225
...sumpin'..sumpin'..and firm feelin' wimmen
Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (AwYPR)


Good friends.....good whiskey.....n' good LOVIN!!!!

Posted by: Hank Williams Jr. at March 11, 2024 10:22 AM (Zz0t1)

226 The same artist who did the painting of Jeanne and Marguerite Schlobach featured not all that long ago on this thread. Theo van Rysselberghe was concerned about sunscreen, witchcraft or a more personal burning when this painting was done?

Noted, from Wikipedia, in part, "From 1905 on, the female nude becomes prominent in his monumental paintings."
More teens than 'women' I'd venture.

Wouldn't hang but both the colors used & the subject matter interesting so many would. Thanks.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 11, 2024 10:24 AM (GshMh)

227 I'll do you one better. I'm moving out of this state so I can mock them properly and at a distance.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Where are you landing?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:24 AM (uiWTm)

228 sumpin'..sumpin'..and firm feelin' wimmen
Posted by: BignJames


I don't need to see my name in the marquee lights...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:25 AM (uiWTm)

229 Whether Hamas would keep their end of the bargain in a similar surrender is doubtful, but I'm sure Israel would accept a surrender appropriately.
Posted by: Military Moron at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM (JCZqz)
---
Hamas will follow Islamic doctrine, which allows for a "10-year" truce, which may be broken at any time by the Muslims. Israel is more than aware of this, which is why they probably will not accept surrender under any of the usual conditions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 10:25 AM (7fElN)

230 Of course no Dirty Pair fan shrine is complete without figures of the Lovely Angels

https://tinyurl.com/EpochKeiStatue

But avoid the original 1980s Lovely Angel dolls with the removable bikinis. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:26 AM (+kwJ5)

231
Noted, from Wikipedia, in part, "From 1905 on, the female nude becomes prominent in his monumental paintings."

More teens than 'women' I'd venture.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 11, 2024 10:24 AM (GshMh)


I'm listening....intently.....

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

232 RMBS

Move to Florida?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:27 AM (+kwJ5)

233 Anyone notice who's missing in the picture accompanying the article about misbehavior, including gunfire, in Miami Beach at spring break? Every ad on TV is 50% black, but the picture is 100% white. Interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/unfund6c

Posted by: Archimedes at March 11, 2024 10:27 AM (CsUN+)

234 The land of milk skinned ginger honey's?

Posted by: TC at March 11, 2024 10:27 AM (FjlUt)

235 Miami is going to arrest POCs for drunk and disorderly conduct? lol. Sure, Jan.

Florida doesn’t recognize melanin privilege and Miami Cubans REALLY don’t.

Would be hilarious if Biden sent in the gay military to “free the spring breakers” though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:27 AM (VXj/D)

236 Yay, climate change.

Posted by: Bud Norton at March 11, 2024 10:28 AM (6cOMd)

237 Would hang.

The burning question for “the burning time”: Did Theo paint from live models?

Posted by: And was there a concurrent photo shoot? at March 11, 2024 10:28 AM (EXyHK)

238 Hamas will follow Islamic doctrine, which allows for a "10-year" truce, which may be broken at any time by the Muslims. Israel is more than aware of this, which is why they probably will not accept surrender under any of the usual conditions.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel


Any time any cocksucker on the international stage says Israel needs to accept their surrender, they should just post a picture of a decapitated baby from Oct 7 and tell them to FO.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:28 AM (uiWTm)

239 Could use a happy little bush or three, but hey, it's your painting.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (a3Q+t)

240 Anyone notice who's missing in the picture accompanying the article about misbehavior, including gunfire, in Miami Beach at spring break? Every ad on TV is 50% black, but the picture is 100% white. Interesting.

It’s like everyone who tricked Gemini into showing white people by asking for criminals.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (VXj/D)

241 Anyone notice who's missing in the picture accompanying the article about misbehavior, including gunfire, in Miami Beach at spring break? Every ad on TV is 50% black, but the picture is 100% white. Interesting.

https://tinyurl.com/unfund6c
Posted by: Archimedes at March 11, 2024 10:27 AM (CsUN+)
++++
Are you implying that commercials don't reflect real conditions, or that propagandists in newsrooms engage in biased selection so that the articles don't reflect reality?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (HnUIn)

242 Anyone notice who's missing in the picture accompanying the article about misbehavior, including gunfire, in Miami Beach at spring break? Every ad on TV is 50% black, but the picture is 100% white. Interesting.

—

50%? More like 85%.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (bWsRe)

243 My pronoun randomizer is fo/juz at the moment.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (cf/0E)

244 What, no lust for Kei of Dirty Pair?
Posted by: LenNeal

Observes scene of naked redheads...self consciously checks breast size...

Posted by: Lina Inverse at March 11, 2024 10:30 AM (JCZqz)

245 Hamas never cared at all about the residents of Gaza. There has never been an actual functioning government. That was outsourced to UNWRA while Hamas proceeded to build build tunnels,rockets and other weapons of war with the sole intent of going to war against Israel. Hamas as an entity has no other function. This means that Hamas will never surrender. There is nothing in it for them. A functioning entity called Gaza is not their goal. A state called Palestine is not their goal unless it encompasses the River to the Sea.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2024 10:30 AM (t/2Uw)

246 Are you implying that commercials don't reflect real conditions, or that propagandists in newsrooms engage in biased selection so that the articles don't reflect reality?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Implying? No.
Stating unequivocally? Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:30 AM (uiWTm)

247 Google “shoplifting images” and try to find a photo of a non-white person.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:30 AM (bWsRe)

248 —

50%? More like 85%.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (bWsRe)


Yeah....black man, white woman......black woman, white man.

"Git yo cracka ass to the store and get kitty some Delectables!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

249 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Not the Burning Times I've come to expect.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2024 10:31 AM (W/lyH)

250 Oh kami

Lina Inverse, "Draaagoonnn... Slabe!!!!"

A whole country vanishes in a cataclysm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:31 AM (+kwJ5)

251 My fav is the Subaru commercial where the black family goes hiking, skiing, camping and surfing.

🤣🤣

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:32 AM (bWsRe)

252 WINNING!!!!!

Congrats, man. That's GREAT news. Where ya going?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:21 AM

I still work in Boston, so I plan to move to southern NH. Still looking for a house, but I think when my lease is up this summer, I'll rent in NH if I haven't found something to buy by then. Hell, half of my team lives in NH, and I'm only in the office 2 or 3 days per week.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:33 AM (5sOEG)

253 My fav is the Subaru commercial where the black family goes hiking, skiing, camping and surfing.

What happened to the "unique obstacles" they face when accessing the outside?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 11, 2024 10:33 AM (CsUN+)

254 251 My fav is the Subaru commercial where the black family goes hiking, skiing, camping and surfing.

🤣🤣
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:32 AM (bWsRe)

========

How do they manage with all the racial animus of the trees microaggressing them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 10:33 AM (GBKbO)

255 My fav is the Subaru commercial where the black family goes hiking, skiing, camping and surfing.

North Face assured me that isn’t possible.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:33 AM (VXj/D)

256 I’m sure one must exist but in my multi decade existence on this planet I have yet to see a black driver in a Subaru.

Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:33 AM (bWsRe)

257 Far-Left Activist Shaun King (AKA Talcum X) Converts to Islam as Ramadan Kicks Off

Off to the Next Grift? No Longer Welcome in BLM World

Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

258 251 My fav is the Subaru commercial where the black family goes hiking, skiing, camping and surfing.

🤣🤣
------------------
There's one where the black father is taking deaf son mountain hiking. I'm sure this is common.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (FmapG)

259 203 Tweet #10 in that roundup (the helicopter pilot successfully crash-landing after stalling) is pretty damn impressive.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2024 10:03 AM (HnUIn)

-------------

Indeed. I learned to fly a little Robinson R-22, and if you don't react within a second of the engine stalling -- by immediately dropping the collective (you'll drop like a rock out of the sky otherwise) -- and then getting the helicopter in the proper descent angle at the proper speed for auto-rotation, it's not gonna end pretty.

At the school where I took lessons, they stopped the requirement that we practice those because too many copters were being damaged on landing by students (but fortunately, no deaths or serious injuries).
Posted by: ShainS -- Neo-Dissident (A psychopathocracy, if you can keep it) at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (S/101)

I was surprised we didn't hear any cussing and screaming.

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (o3SCB)

260 There is an absolutely insane thread at Twitchy about an article from 2010 which shows what we are up against with "woke". A woman went to Haiti to help show the oppression of black men throughout history. She was promptly raped , but found it to be a liberating experience to understand the thinking of the oppressed. Bat shit nuts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (8nE8r)

261 257 Far-Left Activist Shaun King (AKA Talcum X) Converts to Islam as Ramadan Kicks Off

Off to the Next Grift? No Longer Welcome in BLM World
Posted by: SMOD at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (RHGPo)

======

He gained a new race? Because the left treats Muslim as a race.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (GBKbO)

262 Will Talum X's burka come with a built in ball-gag?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (+kwJ5)

263 The land of milk skinned ginger honey's?

Posted by: TC

I rate the pic up top as false, mis/dis information as there are no POC frolicing in that water.

MSNBCABCFOX tells (and shows) me that 85%+ of FUSA is POC and YT can go horse fuck.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 11, 2024 10:35 AM (I9+rJ)

264 I Googled shoplifters, and not a single one of those people look strong enough to lift a shop.

Posted by: Smelly Hippie from some obscure British comedy show at March 11, 2024 10:36 AM (GC+hd)

265
Viewing Nudes With Trepidation - a limerick

Naked wimmenz, the artist done brung 'em
In a prominent place we all would've hung 'em
But I just want to say
Hip Hip Hooray!
There isn't one swinging dick among 'em!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 10:36 AM (991eG)

266 Will Talum X's burka come with a built in ball-gag?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:34 AM (+kwJ5)


He converted. He's not true 'muslham' and will be treated as lesser. We will see how he takes to having to pay serious coin to be 'converted.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

267 I've switched my derm twice in two years. For the next couple years I'm just going to hope for the best. I have no strategy at all for finding a good specialist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 11, 2024 10:37 AM (cf/0E)

268
MSNBCABCFOX tells (and shows) me that 85%+ of FUSA is POC and YT can go horse fuck.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 11, 2024 10:35 AM

YT?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:37 AM (RKVpM)

269
YT?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:37 AM (RKVpM)


I'm betting yoo toob.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

270 A woman went to Haiti to help show the oppression of black men throughout history. She was promptly raped , but found it to be a liberating experience to understand the thinking of the oppressed.

AWFLs do what they do to try and attract the BBC. This just proves it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM (VXj/D)

271 Young Turks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

272 He converted. He's not true 'muslham' and will be treated as lesser. We will see how he takes to having to pay serious coin to be 'converted.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:36 AM

Did he go full Muzzie, or NoI? Either way, I see no way this could possibly end badly...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM (5sOEG)

273 240 Anyone notice who's missing in the picture accompanying the article about misbehavior, including gunfire, in Miami Beach at spring break? Every ad on TV is 50% black, but the picture is 100% white. Interesting.

It’s like everyone who tricked Gemini into showing white people by asking for criminals.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:29 AM (VXj/D)

Hah!

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (o3SCB)

274
AWFLs do what they do to try and attract the BBC. This just proves it.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM (VXj/D)


I TOLD you......

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)

275 YT?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:37 AM (RKVpM)


I'm betting yoo toob.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM

Whitey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (5sOEG)

276 He gained a new race? Because the left treats Muslim as a race.

They also treat Palestinians as a separate race from Muslims/Arabs in general.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (VXj/D)

277 If the oppressed POC can't obtain a driver's license or ID to vote, what makes you think they can travel or even afford to spend a week in Miami?
Posted by: Sponge
How do they buy booze? Flash mob a liquor store?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (uiWTm)

"Student" loans, Pell Grants, EBTs and selling ass and weed.

This ain't "Good Times"...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (/SHEi)

278
Did he go full Muzzie, or NoI? Either way, I see no way this could possibly end badly...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:38 AM (5sOEG)


I have no idea because I don't care, however, he bragged about he and his 'wife' returning from their home mosque after evening prayer.

They're appeasing him, for now, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

279 YT?

Posted by: Divide by Zero

Snow Roaches, that look like me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 11, 2024 10:40 AM (IFDwa)

280 Caught in the burning times
When all the witches died
Still hear the children crying
The burning times...

- Testament, “The Burning Times”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2024 10:40 AM (L8s/5)

281 Whitey.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (5sOEG)


Damn.

I gotta update my playbook.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

282 Because I woke up an hour earlier than usual and it's Monday, I have run out of new news to read.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 11, 2024 10:41 AM (t/2Uw)

283
Snow Roaches, that look like me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at March 11, 2024 10:40 AM

I see, a corruption of whitey.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:43 AM (RKVpM)

284 This ain't "Good Times"...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 11, 2024 10:39 AM (/SHEi)

Tem-por-ary layoff....

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 10:43 AM (R4t5M)

285 Good morning, Hordelings!

Posted by: Doof at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM (JunzL)

286 Hip Hip Hooray!
There isn't one swinging dick among 'em!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 10:36 AM

But in amongst them,
I wish I did dwell.

Posted by: Oscillating Richard of the Horde at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM (a3Q+t)

287 Any time any cocksucker on the international stage says Israel needs to accept their surrender, they should just post a picture of a decapitated baby from Oct 7 and tell them to FO.
Posted by: rickb223

No...accept surrender. Then occupy the area and take over. Israel is in a tough predicament, though. How do you act like a modern, liberal (in the traditional sense) democracy when there is a large percentage of people living within your boundaries that want to kill you? Cleanse them, and it's genocide. Make them second class citizens, and it's apartheid. Embrace them, and it's suicide.

Posted by: Military Moron at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM (SZ8tr)

288 YT from Snow Crash

Your's Truly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM (+kwJ5)

289 Düph, you pickleballin' sumbitch.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

290 No gnus is good gnus.

Posted by: Gary Gnu at March 11, 2024 10:45 AM (GC+hd)

291 >>Ugh. It's not even what the word "history" means. It isn't "his story," it's ultimately derived from the Greek, via Latin and comes from a root word meaning, approximately, "narrative" or "accounting."


"Blah blah blah - stop mansplaining, you misogynist!"
- Feminists

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 10:46 AM (6IDWi)

292 289 Düph
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)

LOL

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:46 AM (o3SCB)

293 Bad Blue:

Elon Musk gets it

@elonmusk
·
This is what happens when they arrest those who defend other citizens, but let the criminals run free

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
With Daniel Penny Arrested, NYC Forced To Deploy National Guard To Protect Subway https://buff.ly/3Pc2eM

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at March 11, 2024 10:46 AM (JNMXT)

294 Ugh. It's not even what the word "history" means. It isn't "his story," it's ultimately derived from the Greek, via Latin and comes from a root word meaning, approximately, "narrative" or "accounting."


They're using the Louis Farrakhan methodology.

"When you 'atone,' you are AT ONE......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

295
Your's Truly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:44 AM

You're going to give the AoS Apostrophe Policeman a stroke.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:47 AM (RKVpM)

296 Morning.

The Burning Times have never looked hotter.

Would hang.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2024 10:47 AM (HGyfK)

297 291 >>Ugh. It's not even what the word "history" means. It isn't "his story," it's ultimately derived from the Greek, via Latin and comes from a root word meaning, approximately, "narrative" or "accounting."

"Blah blah blah - stop mansplaining, you misogynist!"
- Feminists
Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 10:46 AM (6IDWi)

And even if that WEREN'T true, the opposite of "his-tory" would be "her-tory."

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:48 AM (o3SCB)

298 294 They're using the Louis Farrakhan methodology.

"When you 'atone,' you are AT ONE......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)

omigosh; this was said?

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:49 AM (o3SCB)

299 As if, like, the English language, like, even, like, exists anymore.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)

300 300

Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:49 AM (o3SCB)

301 Düph, you pickleballin' sumbitch.......
Posted by: Sponge

*******

Pickleball is not one of the Seven Deadly Sins, but it still should be considered one of the lesser transgressions.

Repent!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 10:50 AM (991eG)

302 Spurious "VP" Harris: 'It's Important We Not Conflate the Israeli Government With the Israeli People'

-
Well, I don't conflate the US government with the US people.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 11, 2024 10:51 AM (FVME7)

303 In other news, Oppenheimer won all the good awards at the Oscars last night.

And Emma Stone won Best Actress for getting her tits out cuz some Greek homo told her to.

Posted by: Robert at March 11, 2024 10:51 AM (HGyfK)

304 The road to Hell is paved with pickleball racquets.




(The shape makes them uniquely well-suited to road surfacing applications.)

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM (991eG)

305 When does Joe start work on his Gaza "pier"? Is he gonna' resurrect "mulberry harbors"?...build jetties/breakwaters? I'd bet several millions have already been spent on this.

Posted by: BignJames at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM (AwYPR)

306 231. I'm listening....intently.....

Excellent, Sponge.

Posted by: L - We're done for now. We just don't have the guts to turn off the lights on the show at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM (GshMh)

307
I sailed the crystal clear water between the Lesser Transgressions and the Greater Antilles.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM (RKVpM)

308 "Student" loans, Pell Grants, EBTs and selling ass and weed...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Lol...I see this list, and my brain is trying to read it to "The Sound of Music" song "My Favorite Things". It could be the "Black" version, with Megan Thee Stallion as Maria La'Quisha, with a family fleeing incoming immigrants taking over their housing.

🎶"These are a few of my ghetto-ass things!"🎶

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM (JCZqz)

309 "Disaster awaits when humanitarianism embraces stupidity."
We've Seen This Movie Before

-
But the second time is supposed to be farce.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 11, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

310

omigosh; this was said?
Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:49 AM (o3SCB)

From his 'million man march' speech:

And when you atone, if you take the “t” and couple it with the “a” and hyphenate it, you get “at-one.” So when you atone you become at one. At one with who? The aton or the one God. Because you heard the “a” tone and you tuned up your life and now you’re ready to make a new beginning.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

311 BBQ in GA? There are a ton of them in any town near the GA/FL border.

Posted by: vic at March 11, 2024 10:53 AM (A5THL)

312

300 300
Posted by: m at March 11, 2024 10:49 AM (o3SCB)


So, this is like crossing the streams, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:54 AM (Zz0t1)

313 At the school where I took lessons, they stopped the requirement that we practice those because too many copters were being damaged on landing by students (but fortunately, no deaths or serious injuries).

Full-down autos were prohibited at my flight school, but we still practiced them terminating to a hover. Any heli school that outright bans autorotation practice is doing a huge mis-service to their students.

Posted by: Halfhand at March 11, 2024 10:54 AM (N0Aec)

314 YT came from Fred Sanford. "I can spell all my problems with two letters, YT."

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (8nE8r)

315 It is NOT warm out thar.

I've heard of March Winds, but not all on the same day !

Posted by: JT at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (T4tVD)

316 Your's Truly.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Johnny Dollar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (FVME7)

317 >>This means that Hamas will never surrender. There is nothing in it for them. A functioning entity called Gaza is not their goal. A state called Palestine is not their goal unless it encompasses the River to the Sea.


Exactly. After 10/7 attack Hamas leaders said they would keep doing this until they got their 'one state solution'. At what point will any politician in the West actually listen to what they're saying and stop pretending a two state solution is feasible?

The anti-Israel protesters are also making this clear by telling us again and again that "you can't enjoy [Thanksgiving, Christmas, SOTU, the Oscars, etc.] until you give us our Palestinian state!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (6IDWi)

318 307
I sailed the crystal clear water between the Lesser Transgressions and the Greater Antilles.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM (RKVpM)

Fun Fact: The Lesser Transgressions were transferred from French to British control as part of the Treaty of Aix-la-Chapelle in 1748.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (T+Iwg)

319 "Student" loans, Pell Grants, EBTs and selling ass and weed...
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Lol...I see this list, and my brain is trying to read it to "The Sound of Music" song "My Favorite Things". It could be the "Black" version, with Megan Thee Stallion as Maria La'Quisha, with a family fleeing incoming immigrants taking over their housing.

🎶"These are a few of my ghetto-ass things!"🎶
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 11, 2024 10:52 AM

I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (5sOEG)

320
I laughed way too hard at that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:55 AM (5sOEG)


Heh. Just don't call them 'musicians.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

321 From his 'million man march' speech:

And when you atone, if you take the “t” and couple it with the “a” and hyphenate it, you get “at-one.” So when you atone you become at one. At one with who? The aton or the one God. Because you heard the “a” tone and you tuned up your life and now you’re ready to make a new beginning.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:53 AM

*facepalm*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 11, 2024 10:57 AM (5sOEG)

322 If the oppressed POC can't obtain a driver's license or ID to vote, what makes you think they can travel or even afford to spend a week in Miami?
Posted by: Sponge
How do they buy booze? Flash mob a liquor store?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:15 AM (uiWTm)

"Student" loans, Pell Grants, EBTs and selling ass and weed.

This ain't "Good Times"...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


It isn't "how do they pay for it?"

It's "how do they buy it?"

Gotta have an id to buy alcohol. POCs can't get a dl or id to vote, so how do they show an id to buy booze?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:57 AM (uiWTm)

323 Windy as hell here today. Gusts over 50 mph. Neighbors recycling bin tipped over, cans and bottles all over the street. First world problems

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 11, 2024 10:57 AM (8nE8r)

324 Exactly. After 10/7 attack Hamas leaders said they would keep doing this until they got their 'one state solution'.
____

Ok, I hear you Hamas, a two state solution is what you want, and we've been working diligently on this for 70 years and we'll never waver off this course.
- US State Dept.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (fs1hN)

325 Good news everyone

It seems one of those movies Disney cancelled was going to be the live-action adaptation of Bambi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (+kwJ5)

326 It isn't "how do they pay for it?"

It's "how do they buy it?"

Gotta have an id to buy alcohol. POCs can't get a dl or id to vote, so how do they show an id to buy booze?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 11, 2024 10:57 AM (uiWTm)

Every neighborhood has a designated AWFL assigned to buy booze for the POCs. They then hand out the bottles one may feed birds or squirrels from the hand.

It's all very wholesome.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (KbCG3)

327 It seems one of those movies Disney cancelled was going to be the live-action adaptation of Bambi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (+kwJ5)
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That never made any sense. It's still animated via CGI, so what's "live-action" about it?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 10:59 AM (7fElN)

328 325 Good news everyone

It seems one of those movies Disney cancelled was going to be the live-action adaptation of Bambi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (+kwJ5)

=======

The director walked. It's not clear if the film was cancelled.

But probably.

The executive who's idea it was to make these live action adaptations of animated films left within the last few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

329 327 That never made any sense. It's still animated via CGI, so what's "live-action" about it?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 10:59 AM (7fElN)

=======

The Lion King's $1 billion at the box office.

Make sense now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, raging against the bourgeois with Pasolini at March 11, 2024 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

330
It seems one of those movies Disney cancelled was going to be the live-action adaptation of Bambi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (+kwJ5)


And I was looking so forward to the MAGA hat, Trump mask wearing redneck with the automatic rifle ripping Bambi's mother to shreds.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

331 >>It seems one of those movies Disney cancelled was going to be the live-action adaptation of Bambi.


Yiiiikes. Would've been anti-gun/anti-hunting propaganda to the max.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 11:00 AM (6IDWi)

332 It seems one of those movies Disney cancelled was going to be the live-action adaptation of Bambi.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 10:58 AM (+kwJ5)

I guess they were going to torch the forest.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at March 11, 2024 11:01 AM (R4t5M)

333 And I was looking so forward to the MAGA hat, Trump mask wearing redneck with the automatic rifle ripping Bambi's mother to shreds.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
---
"She's headed straight for us!" *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 11:01 AM (7fElN)

334 The executive who's idea it was to make these live action adaptations of animated films left within the last few weeks.
---------------
So Marlin Perkins was not acceptable to Disney? Imagine Jim wrestling Bambi.

Posted by: Pudinhead at March 11, 2024 11:01 AM (FmapG)

335 >>Gotta have an id to buy alcohol. POCs can't get a dl or id to vote, so how do they show an id to buy booze?


That whole Democrat narrative is such racist BS.
Of course they can get/have ID.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2024 11:01 AM (6IDWi)

336 ---
"She's headed straight for us!" *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 11, 2024 11:01 AM (7fElN)


Nah, they would've injected the A-10 sound effect.

"ANIMAL!!!!"


*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at March 11, 2024 11:02 AM (Zz0t1)

337 Sure! It starts with just a little friendly innocent game of pickleball, but one thing leads to another and the next thing you know you wake up one morning finding yourself in the preliminary rounds of a cornhole tournament.

What's next? Horseshoes?

This way lies eternal ruination! Turn away from your wicked ways!!

Posted by: Muldoon at March 11, 2024 11:02 AM (991eG)

338 Buck's up.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 11, 2024 11:02 AM (T+Iwg)

339 Mayan Rules Pickleball

A game you could lose your head over.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 11, 2024 11:03 AM (+kwJ5)

340 I paid no attention to the Oscars, but I did see a promo for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire! This one includes Peter, Ray, and Winston from the first films, and was co-written by Ivan Reitman (who directed the first film) and his son Jason. Jason masterminded the grand Ghostbusters: Afterlife film from 2021.

Possibly good???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)

341 Odd that none of the dead Israeli children is ever a concern. Only Palestinian children.
Posted by: Montec at March 11, 2024 10:01 AM (bWsRe)

Media "news" is greatly responsible for this by refusing to cover *decades* of nearly constant missile barrages the Israelis have endured. Or that there *was* a ceasfire and this is a declared intifada.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2024 11:06 AM (XjtdB)

342 looks like Oppenheimer ran away with everything at the oscars.

Posted by: vic at March 11, 2024 11:07 AM (A5THL)

343 nood

Posted by: vic at March 11, 2024 11:11 AM (A5THL)

344 340 I paid no attention to the Oscars, but I did see a promo for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire! This one includes Peter, Ray, and Winston from the first films, and was co-written by Ivan Reitman (who directed the first film) and his son Jason. Jason masterminded the grand Ghostbusters: Afterlife film from 2021.

Possibly good???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 11, 2024 11:03 AM (J2vNu)

There is ONE Ghostbusters film.

NEVER SHALL THERE BE A SECOND.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at March 11, 2024 11:19 AM (L8s/5)

345 Media "news" is greatly responsible for this by refusing to cover *decades* of nearly constant missile barrages the Israelis have endured. Or that there *was* a ceasfire and this is a declared intifada.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 11, 2024 11:06 AM (XjtdB)

The Jews deserve everything they have coming to them. The Palestinians are SWEETHEARTS were doing just fine until those apes and pigs came along. Go Palestine!

Posted by: U.S. media at March 11, 2024 11:21 AM (L8s/5)

346 All for MEEEEEEEEEE ... ? Hey! Who said ‘munchabuncha Fritos ... '? We heard that!

Posted by: Dr_No at March 11, 2024 12:29 PM (ayRl+)

347 WOULD hang.

Posted by: GWB at March 11, 2024 08:56 PM (69JzL)

348 First of all I want to say excellent blog! I had a quick question that I'd like to ask if you do
not mind. I was curious to find out how you center yourself and clear your thoughts prior to writing.
I've had a hard time clearing my thoughts in getting my ideas
out. I truly do take pleasure in writing but it
just seems like the first 10 to 15 minutes are generally lost just
trying to figure out how to begin. Any suggestions or tips?
Many thanks!

Posted by: Maxsimal Win at March 16, 2024 12:03 AM (PoyWy)

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