Witness: Fani Willis <i>Sexually Trafficked</i> Nathan Wade, Imprisoned Him, Hooked Him on Heroin, Made Him Her He-Whore, and Then Gave Him the "Street Name" of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Witness: Fani Willis Sexually Trafficked Nathan Wade, Imprisoned Him, Hooked Him on Heroin, Made Him Her He-Whore, and Then Gave Him the "Street Name" of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

I can't back that headline up. It might be a just a tetch exaggerated.

However, a former employee and former "good friend" did finally testify that Fani has been Ridin' Dirty with Sweetdick since October-November 2019.

Nathan Wade, who is now known on the streets by his callboy name of Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., filed a statement with the court that their relationship did not begin until after he was hired to be the Very Special Prosecutor in the Trump persecution. Fani Willis then submitted that statement as her answer to the disqualification motion, thereby affirming that perjured statement herself, with her own signature appended to it.

They are both repeatedly perjuring themselves because it's already bad, and disqualifying, if Fani started banging Sweetdick after she hired him, given that he then basically engaged in kickbacks by using some of the $650,000+ she paid to him with taxpayer money to pay for cruises, air flights, and hotel rooms.

But if she was already banging him and decided to hire her Callboy with taxpayer money... well that's misuse of taxpayer funds for personal benefit right there. And conflict of interest, because Fani Willis has a personal interest in keeping her Hired Wang living large. She has an incentive to keep this clownshow going and ring up the maximum number of billable hours.

As mentioned in the sidebar, Sweetdick's lawyers have objected to virtually every single question and answer. They claimed an impossibly broad "attorney-client privilege" for his sometime lawyer Terrence Bradley, claiming that not only were actual communications privileged, but anything Bradley just observed with his eyes.

Note that lawyer-client communications are protected, not lawyer-client personal observations. But Bradley claimed the latter were protected, and refused to answer.

In fact, not all lawyer-client communications are protected. Just those made in service of preparing for a case or seeking advice. If Sweedick rolled in one morning and said "Smell my fingers," that's not a lawyer-client privileged communications.

I don't know how that was resolved as I had to stop listening for a bit. I imagine the judge rejected this claim, but I think they mentioned that any denial of a claim of privilege would be certified to the state supreme court for their ruling.

Then a former employee and former "good friend" of Fani Willis', Robin Yeartie, was called, and the lawyers repeatedly objected to every question about her knowledge of their affair, claiming it's "hearsay" for her to report what Fani Willis told her. (Statement against interest is an exception to the hearsay rule.) Ultimately, this witness did testify the affair began in October or November of 2019, making Fani and Sweetdick perjurers. They're not impeaching her testimony, painting her as an angry ex-employee who was disciplined for poor work performance. The only headway Sweetdick's lawyers have made is getting this woman to say she had no knowledge of Fani and Sweetdick actually cohabitating.

At Hot Air:

Why is this important? Attorneys cannot willfully lie or misrepresent the truth in court filings. They risk both perjury charges and disbarment for doing so. They can refuse to answer and risk a contempt charge, and then hope an appellate court will intervene. But that's not what Willis did; she declared that her relationship started in 2022. Yeartie's testimony exposes that as a lie, assuming Judge Scott McAfee finds it credible. And that alone could and almost certainly would disqualify her in this case, forcing an end to Fulton County's participation in the case.
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That's still a big if, but Yeartie moved the ball quite a distance to that today. We'll see if Merchant has any other witnesses willing to testify to it.
At the moment, Merchant has Wade on the stand and is grilling Wade on his own prior representations to this court and in his divorce. He's trying to dance around conflicting claims over the receipts and bank records over his travel with Willis. I don't know if Wade's semantics are impressing the judge, but I don't think they're impressing anyone else.

Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.

Imma start calling him Sweetongue!

Apparently the defense to perjury is going to be: Maybe we had sex before she hired me, but in my mind, the "relationship" didn't begin until 2021!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:00 PM

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1 1

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 12:00 PM (XjL1t)

2 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:00 PM (xcxpd)

3 Dutifully called and it's lunch time

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 12:00 PM (XjL1t)

4 And I ALWAYS trust content from Acecorp

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:00 PM (xcxpd)

5 You really had us going there for a moment ace. Imagine what the people who only read the headline will think?

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at February 15, 2024 12:01 PM (eYoxG)

6 Made Him Her He-Whore

This is much more interesting than "She sells sea-shells by the seashore".

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:01 PM (CsUN+)

7 Hi Ace
Knew you would be on top o f this.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:01 PM (t/2Uw)

8 I can't back that headline up. It might be a just a tetch exaggerated.
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It nonetheless passes mustard.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:01 PM (HnUIn)

9 Now THAT is a headline!!!

Posted by: R. Hearst at February 15, 2024 12:02 PM (3CVIc)

10 He-Whore and the Masters of the Universe!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:02 PM (xcxpd)

11 Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.

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But Trump is a liar for saying provably true things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO)

12 They are both repeatedly perjuring themselves

I've heard that can make you go blind.

Posted by: spindrift at February 15, 2024 12:03 PM (MqhXY)

13 I fully expect the conclusion to be, yes what she did was unethical and criminal and calls for her removal and disbarment, but we'll allow it this time because, Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2024 12:03 PM (JIdXK)

14 Willowed from two threads ago:

114 I missed the previous thread, so if this is a repeat, my apologies.

Will It Ever Be Acceptable to Simply Expect a Professional WOC to Be Accountable for Her Actions?

http://tinyurl.com/2r2jcrut

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:04 PM (CsUN+)

15 But if she was already banging him and decided to hire her Callboy with taxpayer money... well that's misuse of taxpayer funds for personal benefit right there. And conflict of interest, because Fani Willis has a personal interest in keeping her Hired Wang living large. She has an incentive to keep this clownshow going and ring up the maximum number of billable hours.
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1. Conflict-of-interest declaration and management is for little people. She's a Real Person, so probably thought it didn't apply to her. Ordinarily, she'd be right. Sometimes, the dice come up bad.
2. You missed a splendid opportunity to make a joke with this:

She has an incentive to keep this clownshow going and ring up the maximum number of ~~billable~~ ballable hours.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:04 PM (HnUIn)

16 So Fanni got the shaft and the graft?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:04 PM (3CVIc)

17 I like this exchange:

attny: "Did Willis pay you?"
Wade: "NO, she did not pay me , she paid THE FIRM!"
questions , question , questions

attny: "Did you pay for your trip to Aruba with the Firm's credit card ?"
Wade : "Yes"..

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 12:05 PM (V13WU)

18 In fact, not all lawyer-client communications are protected. Just those made in service of preparing for a case or seeking advice. If Sweedick rolled in one morning and said "Smell my fingers," that's not a lawyer-client privileged communications.
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Unless your name is "Donald J Trump," the interpretation of "attorney/client privilege" is usually pretty broad. I'm even okay with that.

But the Trump Standard is that attorney/client privilege doesn't exist anymore, and so absolutely. Define it narrowly or, as has been the case for Trump, just throw it out altogether.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:05 PM (HnUIn)

19 Nathan Wade is a terrible witness. Just awful.

Posted by: Ann at February 15, 2024 12:05 PM (4neFu)

20 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:05 PM (9gDA7)

21
Q:

What does male prostitute donkey say?

A:

He-Whore!, He-Whore!

Yeah, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:05 PM (nFnyb)

22 How DARE you criticize Strong Black Women!

And during Pride -er- Black History Month!

Posted by: The Media! at February 15, 2024 12:05 PM (YAtuc)

23 Any way you look at it, both Fani and Darrius were screwed.

Well, you know what I mean.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 15, 2024 12:06 PM (Angsy)

24 Ultimately, this witness did testify the affair began in October or November of 2019, making Fani and Sweetdick perjurers. They're not impeaching her testimony, painting her as an angry ex-employee who was disciplined for poor work performance. The only headway Sweetdick's lawyers have made is getting this woman to say she had no knowledge of Fani and Sweetdick actually cohabitating.
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And as everyone knows after maybe the fifth grade, the *only* way to bone down is to live together! It's unimpeachable!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:06 PM (HnUIn)

25 Bitch set him up.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 12:06 PM (9yWhg)

26 22 How DARE you criticize Strong Black Women!

I have never seen a more unhappy group

Posted by: Vlad at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (Akjoo)

27 So if Willis loses her license, where does she go next?

OnlyFans?

Remake Best Little He-Whorehouse in Georgia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (3CVIc)

28 Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.
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LOL. Sure.

From now on, I'm referring this kind of thing as the "Spirit of Aloha" defense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (HnUIn)

29 24 And as everyone knows after maybe the fifth grade, the *only* way to bone down is to live together! It's unimpeachable!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:06 PM (HnUIn)

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The moving costs of pornstars must be astronomical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO)

30 it is odd how subdued Black History month is this year.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)

31 Have we gotten to the "depends on the definition of the word "the" yet?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (Q4IgG)

32 16 So Fanni got the shaft and the graft?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

ISWYDT

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (1fLE7)

33 The moving costs of pornstars must be astronomical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO)
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No, not really. The big outfits maintain a dormitory for all personnel, which is legally classified as "shared housing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (HnUIn)

34 The world of the liberal mind is a really nice one. The entire system revolve around 'feels' and nothing pertaining to actual laws.

Must be nice.

Biden can't be prosecuted because of his mental acuity, or lack thereof, but is fully able to perform the tasks of President.

Sweetdicktongue can't be held accountable for cheating on his wife before he was hired as a high priced attorney because he FELT his marriage was already over.

In the eyes of The Lord, it isn't cheating if you believe in your mind it's already over and worth the effort of bedding another broad.

Right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (9gDA7)

35 Forget it, ace, they're democrats

Posted by: Jamaica at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (iRBC5)

36 33 The moving costs of pornstars must be astronomical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (GBKbO)
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No, not really. The big outfits maintain a dormitory for all personnel, which is legally classified as "shared housing."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (HnUIn)

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The more you know.

*rainbow*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)

37 1it should put the entire case shot down in flames but we will see

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (XjL1t)

38 If these crooked assholes had been Republicans they would be rotting jail now. Let's face it Morons, we have 2 legal systems ow in the US,

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (A5THL)

39 "Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over."

Sir, I like the way your mind works.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (KRtlO)

40 I actually read this headline and completely believed it, until the street name part.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (sifs3)

41 I can't back that headline up. It might be a just a tetch exaggerated.

You back it up with "sources familiar with the matter say".

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (LQsBY)

42 Lying about being a "playa" is a part of black culture and how dare you whit supremacists judge them.

/sarc

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (f1kZG)

43 It nonetheless passes mustard

Oi, what I passed this morning!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (qWQc5)

44 Forget romance novel, this story is a top-tier daytime soap opera.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (gNBf5)

45 Who bitch is dis?

Posted by: Perjuring Wade at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (ufFY8)

46 Fani Willis then submitted that statement as her answer to the disqualification motion, thereby affirming that perjured statement herself, with her own signature appended to it.

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Perjury and reaffirmation of it is what's called "Consciousness of Guilt" and "Obstruction of Justice" in The Biz.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (lRwrh)

47 Hi Ace
Knew you would be on top o f this.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:01 PM (t/2Uw)

On top? Even Ace wouldn't throuple with those two.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (Angsy)

48 Sweetdick is a terrible liar.
He's tying himself in knots trying to explain stuff. I bet he was tying Fani in knots too. What trash.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (jROj9)

49 From now on, I'm referring this kind of thing as the "Spirit of Aloha" defense.

As shorthand for "All the facts and all the law are against me but I like this answer better anyway." I like it.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (sNc8Y)

50 Even if they toss Fami out on her fanny I'm guessing the trial will still go on.

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (Akjoo)

51 43 It nonetheless passes mustard

Oi, what I passed this morning!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (qWQc5)

Same

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (3CVIc)

52 47
On top? Even Ace wouldn't throuple with those two.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (Angsy)

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Dolley went to dinner with her boss and her boss's boss last night, and apparently the waitress thought they were a throuple.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

53 Sweetdick Honeycum it's been told has never had a felony trial, this was his first, maybe his last

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 12:10 PM (XjL1t)

54 I hate to make broad brush accusations but from my personal observations there is not one black Democrat in power that follows any of the rules and they mostly get a free pass even though it's obvious.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:10 PM (w6AZl)

55 Forget romance novel, this story is a top-tier daytime soap opera.
Posted by: Cray Cray at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (gNBf5)
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It's been a nearly a decade since reality has been giving fiction writers a run for their money.

At first, it was just the authors of political and spy thrillers who got the shaft, being unable to beat reality. Then it was the crime/true crime/mystery writers. Now it's extended to the romance/soap opera writers.

Nobody can catch a break. If any author had written these stories as fiction, they'd have been rejected because their stories were too unbelievable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (HnUIn)

56 Dolley went to dinner with her boss and her boss's boss last night, and apparently the waitress thought they were a throuple.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

All the cool kids are throupling today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (3CVIc)

57 Taint CONTRACTOR.

Fixed.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (MkuC5)

58 The Biden administration is calling for those evil grocers to reduce their profit margins.
Grocery stores run on very thin profit margins, as anyone who manages them knows.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (MeG8a)

59 Fani Willis then submitted that statement as her answer to the disqualification motion, thereby affirming that perjured statement herself, with her own signature appended to it.

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I'm not sure if you've noticed, but she's a black woman. So no.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (0+Kup)

60 I said it before.

THAT MUST BE SOME DICK.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (jROj9)

61 Fani hooked him on heroin and pills obtained from Bill Cosby.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (0EOe9)

62 Music for He-Whore
https://youtu.be/32FB-gYr49Y

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (xcxpd)

63 Guys, Fani Willis' married lover just testified under oath that he paid for their vacations with his work credit card and she would reimburse him with cash

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Sounds like nice work if you can get it but the downside is that you have to bang Fat Fani.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (FVME7)

64 50 Even if they toss Fami out on her fanny I'm guessing the trial will still go on.
Posted by: It's me donna
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Under GA law, the GA association of prosecutors pick a DA from another jurisdiction to take over. They have full control then over the case.

Depending on what the judge says, he technically could quash the indictments and require any charges to be submitted to a new grand jury under the new prosecutor.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (9FrDg)

65 AlaBAMA at 12:07: " So if Willis loses her license, where does she go next?

OnlyFans?"

I think I saw a headline somewhere this morning that Rachel Dolezal had an OnlyFans account.

I did not click through to read it, lest there were...pictures which could not be unseen.

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (sifs3)

66 He's tying himself in knots trying to explain stuff. I bet he was tying Fani in knots too. What trash.
Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:09 PM (jROj9)

Just don't tie it to the numerous instances where the same skin color does this across the country because that would be racist and grounds for FBI Raid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (9gDA7)

67 Did Merchant just say "Taint Contract?!"

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (jROj9)

68 Pass the mustard, please.

Posted by: tsj017 at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (ZiGm9)

69 58 The Biden administration is calling for those evil grocers to reduce their profit margins.
Grocery stores run on very thin profit margins, as anyone who manages them knows.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (MeG8a

He really doesn't understand how the economy works, does he?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (3CVIc)

70 58 The Biden administration is calling for those evil grocers to reduce their profit margins.
Grocery stores run on very thin profit margins, as anyone who manages them knows.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (MeG8a)
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Big Pharma has nothing on Big Grocery.

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (G0vdT)

71 These people are a joke, a sick, stupid and overpaid joke.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (Ki//m)

72 So if Willis loses her license, where does she go next?

OnlyFans?

Just in case anyone missed it, Rachel Dolezal...oh, I'm sorry...Nkechi Diallo, was working as a public school teacher i Tucson, and also was posting "adult content" on OnlyFans. I don't know what she did on OF, but I can't imagine I'd want to see any of it. She has been fired from the school.

http://tinyurl.com/687hpt3c

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (CsUN+)

73 the $650,000+ she paid to him with taxpayer money...

I have to assume that, once he got her hooked, he kept raising his rates. That is true commitment to your craft, servicing that contract since 2019.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (LQsBY)

74 Hi Ace
Knew you would be on top o f this.

Ace has been posting about this in the sidebar since 3 hours ago, which for him is getting up *seriously* early.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (2ocoG)

75 Sounds like nice work if you can get it but the downside is that you have to bang Fat Fani.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (FVME7)
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... Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Hey, hey!

Posted by: Queen at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (HnUIn)

76 it is odd how subdued Black History month is this year.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)

Here's hoping June is even quieter.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (XPM1I)

77 I have to assume that, once he got her hooked, he kept raising his rates. That is true commitment to your craft, servicing that contract since 2019.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 12:13 PM (LQsBY)
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LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (HnUIn)

78 I'm waiting for the judge in Atlanta to pull out a flask and start taking nips.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (0EOe9)

79 The way I read it the explanation is everything about this tainted trial gets tossed out of any other trial.
I tainted trial can't have it's bogus evidence used by another.

Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (XjL1t)

80 Just in case anyone missed it, Rachel Dolezal...oh, I'm sorry...Nkechi Diallo, was working as a public school teacher i Tucson, and also was posting "adult content" on OnlyFans. I don't know what she did on OF, but I can't imagine I'd want to see any of it.

When Ace posted about her the other night he included screenshots advertising that you could see Rachel getting double-penetrated by two dudes on OF.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

81 Imma start calling him Sweetongue!

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"Sweetwormtongue FTW!"

-- Fanni's snuzzy

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (lRwrh)

82 I saw a current photo of Rachel Dolezal. Her onlyfans photos are definitely photoshopped.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (w6AZl)

83 Sweetdick is a terrible liar.
He's tying himself in knots trying to explain stuff. I bet he was tying Fani in knots too. What trash.

To be fair, he's never had to do anything more than cop an attitude, and say any attacks on him are racist.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+)

84 Dolley went to dinner with her boss and her boss's boss last night, and apparently the waitress thought they were a throuple.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (nFnyb)

85 48 Sweetdick is a terrible liar.
He's tying himself in knots trying to explain stuff. I bet he was tying Fani in knots too. What trash.
Posted by: mpfs
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Lawyers usually make terrible witnesses. They often overthink answers making them look calculating or overemote with arrogance making them look like lying scumbags.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (9FrDg)

86 the eyes of The Lord, it isn't cheating if you believe in your mind it's already over and worth the effort of bedding another broad.

Right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (9gDA7)
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Amazing how the injunction against adultery and fornication is always glossed over.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (tT6L1)

87 You can't make this shit up.

Sweetdick is the stupidest lawyer on the planet.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (jROj9)

88 Dolley went to dinner with her boss and her boss's boss last night, and apparently the waitress thought they were a throuple.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO)

Three's A Crowd! - Hosted by Jim Peck

Posted by: OrangeEnt at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (Angsy)

89 84 Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (nFnyb)

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To be fair, it was in Columbus, OH.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

90 Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.

Imma start calling him Sweetongue!

I divorce thee

*spins 3 times*

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (ENQN6)

91 60 I said it before.

THAT MUST BE SOME DICK.
Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (jROj9)

The new Charlotte's Web remake is going to be lit

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

92 I think I saw a headline somewhere this morning that Rachel Dolezal had an OnlyFans account.

I did not click through to read it, lest there were...pictures which could not be unseen.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (sifs3)

She did, or still does, and the images got leaked quite a while ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (9gDA7)

93 Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!

Posted by: naturalfake
----------
In Hillbilly Gomorrah, instead of strolling violinists, you get a toothless hillbilly strolling through restaurant picking at a banjo.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (9FrDg)

94 91 The new Charlotte's Web remake is going to be lit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Put a chick in it. Make it gay. Make it lame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

95 garbage people acting trashy

Posted by: kallisto at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (dCxaZ)

96 eyes of The Lord, it isn't cheating if you believe in your mind it's already over and worth the effort of bedding another broad.

Right?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:08 PM (9gDA7)
----

Amazing how the injunction against adultery and fornication is always glossed over.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (tT6L1)

Bill Clinton has entered the conversation.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (w6AZl)

97 Sweetdick is the embodiment of the In Living Color skit about the black guy who tried to seem educated by using overly big words like "perspicacity".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (2ocoG)

98 Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said
So in love the preacher's face turned red
Soon everybody knew the thing was dead
He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night, yeah
She go crazy
Got to make a getaway, Papa say

Oh, no hesitation
No tears and no hearts breakin'
No remorse
Oh, congratulations
This is your Haitian divorce

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (ENQN6)

99 Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (nFnyb)

========

To be fair, it was in Columbus, OH.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO)

The cobblestone streets are a natural aphrodisiac

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

100 Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (nFnyb)
++++
How does the Hillbilly Gomorrah compare to the Redneck Riveria?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (HnUIn)

101 The marriage cheating isn't the story... It's the payoffs to her boy toy

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (Akjoo)

102 I bet he was tying ~~Fani~~ Throat Goat in knots too. What trash.
Posted by: mpfs

Suggested style edit to the AoSHQ style sheet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (N39Ws)

103 Is that actually a legitimate defense against perjury? Can someone actually get away with saying "I interpreted the question in a unique way that is at odds with the common understanding of the question and answered it honestly that way." I mean, if that's acceptable, then it is impossible to get anyone on a perjury charge and all testimony becomes completely unreliable.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (YQ4mh)

104 No taxation without deportation!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (YFtYd)

105 Amazing how the injunction against adultery and fornication is always glossed over.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (tT6L1)

Bill Clinton has entered the conversation.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (w6AZl)

As my old man says they believe in the institution of marriage, just not marriage.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (ENQN6)

106 runner and lost in space have been doing a good highlighting of this hearing in previous threads

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (KpWJP)

107 >>> the eyes of The Lord, it isn't cheating if you believe in your mind it's already over and worth the effort of bedding another broad

That's what my Bible says.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (KRtlO)

108 Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (nFnyb)

Hopefully the waitstaff didn't make the mistake of addressing her as Peggy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (N39Ws)

109 Sweetdick is no Matlock for sure.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (jROj9)

110 Posted by: Mad Max in VA at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (YQ4mh)

Depends on what the definition of 'is' is.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (w6AZl)

111 Is that actually a legitimate defense against perjury? Can someone actually get away with saying "I interpreted the question in a unique way that is at odds with the common understanding of the question and answered it honestly that way." I mean, if that's acceptable, then it is impossible to get anyone on a perjury charge and all testimony becomes completely unreliable.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (CsUN+)

112 A bunch of people equal to Joseph R. Biden Esq. that you can't trust to notorize a car title.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (0EOe9)

113 Man, everything's up to date in Charlotte, NC.

It's like Hillbilly Gomorrah!

_

Charlotte?

You've got to go pretty far north to get back in the South.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (0+Kup)

114 This dude is a hero to all philanderers and lotharios.

He got paid big time to lay that pipe, and he also sweetdicked the deep state, so whatever happens to Willis, Wade will be taken care of if he plays ball.

In all likelihood, they'll both be fine, but he walks free and that expensive divorce of his is getting cleaned off his books, as long as he plays his role.

*slow clap*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (0FoWg)

115 96 Bill Clinton has entered the conversation.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (w6AZl)

========

I was strolling through YouTube yesterday and wanted to watch a video of David Mitchell on the Graham Norton show.

Little did I know that Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were also guests and turned Mitchell's story of writing an angry letter to a children's show about a clock that wasn't working into how Chelsea was so acutely aware of how many SS officers were buried in a cemetery that Reagan visited when she was about five years old that she wrote a letter to him objecting.

The Clintons ruin everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

116 94 91 The new Charlotte's Web remake is going to be lit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Put a chick in it. Make it gay. Make it lame.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

But the fans are the toxic ones

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

117 102 I bet he was tying Fani Throat Goat in knots too. What trash.
Posted by: mpfs

Suggested style edit to the AoSHQ style sheet.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 12:17 PM (N39Ws)

down da throat
no baby to suppoat

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (ENQN6)

118 Sweetdick is the stupidest lawyer on the planet.

Hey!!

Posted by: Thomas "Fluffer Boy" Binger at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (sNc8Y)

119 GoodLawgic is covering this live.

Darius is a fucking dunce. Affirmative Action All-Star.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (zOR5N)

120 >He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over

----

It's not a lie if you believe it.
~G. Constanza

Posted by: Heavy Meta at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (NgqoH)

121 116 Put a chick in it. Make it gay. Make it lame.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

But the fans are the toxic ones
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (xcxpd)

======

For noticing and objecting? Of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)

122 >>>I was strolling through YouTube yesterday and wanted to watch a video of David Mitchell on the Graham Norton show.

do you watch Peep Show? It's great.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

123 GoodLawgic is covering this live.

Darius is a fucking dunce. Affirmative Action All-Star.

And yet he passed the bar.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

124 I think I saw a headline somewhere this morning that Rachel Dolezal had an OnlyFans account.

I did not click through to read it, lest there were...pictures which could not be unseen.
Posted by: Pastafarian at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (sifs3)

Was on TV Nooz here in Arizona that she was fired from her teaching job when the OnlyFans stuff came to light.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (tkR6S)

125 *gettin' rid of that sock as quickly as possible*

Posted by: Oddbob at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (sNc8Y)

126 Guys, Fani Willis' married lover just testified under oath that he paid for their vacations with his work credit card and she would reimburse him with cash

-

I'm no expert, but that sounds like laundering money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (0+Kup)

127 Can someone actually get away with saying...

"If You Successfully Bullshitted A Judge, Thank Your Law School Professor"

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (LQsBY)

128 Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.

-
Variation on the Costanza defense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (FVME7)

129 >>>Darius is a fucking dunce. Affirmative Action All-Star.

And yet he passed the bar.

So did Obama and Big Mike.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (2ocoG)

130 122 >>>I was strolling through YouTube yesterday and wanted to watch a video of David Mitchell on the Graham Norton show.

do you watch Peep Show? It's great.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO)

=======

I'm probably going to start at some point. I went from Greg Davies on Would I Lie to You to Would I Lie to You clips to David Mitchell clips, including some stuff from Peep Show.

Dude's funny.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

131
Amazing how the injunction against adultery and fornication is always glossed over.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (tT6L1)

Well, when you deny the existence of your soul.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (9gDA7)

132 >>The new Charlotte's Web remake is going to be lit

'Some Tranny'

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (zOR5N)

133 These people have a lot of issues.

What's For Lunch?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (JF/W5)

134 I look at Fani and I sort believe the only reason the guy is with her is he was looking for a payoff.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (tT6L1)

135 I'm off to see the Ass Doctor.

Catch y'all on the flip side

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:21 PM (3CVIc)

136 126 Guys, Fani Willis' married lover just testified under oath that he paid for their vacations with his work credit card and she would reimburse him with cash
...
I'm no expert, but that sounds like laundering money.

it sounds like bullshit to me. "Your honor, she repaid me, but I have no proof of it, it was all done through untraceable cash, like drug deals."

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO)

137 Did it not occur to these incredible legal minds they could, potentially, get caught and maybe they should err on the side of over caution against a conflict of interest?

Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 12:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

138 I'm off to see the Ass Doctor.

Catch y'all on the flip side
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I didn't know Sweetdick was a doctor.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:21 PM (jROj9)

139 The 'Taint Contract' questioning was too funny.

Laughing too hard at that to hear any of the answers.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (zOR5N)

140 >>>Darius is a fucking dunce. Affirmative Action All-Star.

And yet he passed the bar.

So did Obama and Big Mike.

But somehow, the smartest woman in the world (Hillary) failed the DC bar on the first try.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (CsUN+)

141
Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

have you seen his new business cards:

Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Crop-duster ~ Aerial Sprayer ~ Animal Husbandry

"No Job Too Small -- I Spray 'Em All!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (xG4kz)

142
Did she traffick this dude to that nutjob former almost-gov Gilliums in Florida ACROSS STATE LINES so he could have gay sex with that dude and kick back a few grand to Fanny?

I BET SHE DID.

Posted by: Rev Dr. Buzz Blockcheez Esq at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (et1vG)

143 >>>I'm probably going to start at some point. I went from Greg Davies on Would I Lie to You to Would I Lie to You clips to David Mitchell clips, including some stuff from Peep Show.

It's really good. I own the whole series. Some of the episodes I've watched ten times.

"Business Secrets of the Pharoahs," for one.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

144 runner and lost in space have been doing a good highlighting of this hearing in previous threads
Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (KpWJP)

I am not a professional highlighter, more an enthusiast....

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (V13WU)

145 And just remember these are the same type people running the elections in Fulton County, Philadelphia and other big cities.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (iUo5x)

146 >>Attorneys cannot willfully lie or misrepresent the truth in court filings. They risk both perjury charges and disbarment for doing so.

Disbarment. Wow!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (KpWJP)

147 One hundred thirty-plus comments and not one Jackie Chiles reference?

"It's a flagrant violation of civil liberties! This case has no merit. It's a feeble, ridiculous, sham, and a waste of this court's valuable time!"

Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (Yvzx0)

148 I don’t want to be overly optimistic in 2024 Amerika but it sure looks like Fani’s case is gonna collapse and at least that set of charges against Trump will go poof…. Then the supremes might wipe out some other charges related to some case brought by a J6er that some section of the US code regarding parading was unlawfully applied to them…. Because that section was also used in some Jack Smith charges against Trump…. I better be on guard against too much optimism

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (gqhqp)

149 I'm withholding judgment until we great cutting edge, well reasoned, and thoughtful DU comments. You know, like, Putin is behind this hearing and that democrat corruption is a good thing and here's why.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (iPilE)

150 143 It's really good. I own the whole series. Some of the episodes I've watched ten times.

"Business Secrets of the Pharoahs," for one.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:22 PM (KRtlO)

=======

The clip I watched was the plan to assassinate Princess Di by getting her driver slightly drunk at Prince Phillip's orders.

I laughed a good bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

151 Sweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.

-
Variation on the Costanza defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus WrecksSweetdick's on the stand now. He's claiming he didn't perjure himself when he claimed he had no affair "during his marriage" because, in his mind, the marriage was "irretrievably broken" and therefore, in his mind, the marriage was over.

-
Variation on the Costanza defense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

"Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (jROj9)

152 it is odd how subdued Black History month is this year.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

They gotta stretch it out to account for leap year.

Posted by: mikeski at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (ho/EL)

153 David Mitchell is pretty darn good, he's one of the few open Tories in the London comedy scene.

His 'Mitchell and Webb' stuff is classic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

154
And yet he passed the bar.

So did Obama and Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (2ocoG)

Affirmative Axetion.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (9gDA7)

155 >>> the eyes of The Lord, it isn't cheating if you believe in your mind it's already over and worth the effort of bedding another broad

That's what my Bible says.
Posted by: Bill Clinton

The Hootchie Cootchie Bible?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (FVME7)

156 My bad, double copy.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (jROj9)

157 id it not occur to these incredible legal minds they could, potentially, get caught and maybe they should err on the side of over caution against a conflict of interest?
Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 12:21 PM (ZdaMQ)

Look at any city run by a black democrat administration. They all have this going on . All of them. Sylvester Turner in Houston had his boy toy on the payroll on a made up position and nothing happened to him.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (w6AZl)

158 I better be on guard against too much optimism

We have people here to take care of that.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (CsUN+)

159 Granted none of us who have kids are perfect parents, but I do hope Wade's kids are too young to know what's going on, Fani's kids are adults. I think I'd want to just pretend that I was not related to her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (Ki//m)

160 He really doesn't understand how the economy works, does he?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (3CVIc)

He doesn't understand how anything works

And BTW grocery Stores run a 5% profit margin, That profit is aided and abetted by some items that are higher in costs, but regular groceries are razor thin profits,

Posted by: vic at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (A5THL)

161 Special Counsel Robert Hur is reportedly in “final talks” to testify before the House Impeachment Inquiry about his report on President Joe Biden’s alleged theft of classified documents, which described the president as an “elderly man with a poor memory.”

House Democrats do not want Hur to answer questions about Biden’s fitness for office.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (RHGPo)

162 129 >>>Darius is a fucking dunce. Affirmative Action All-Star.

And yet he passed the bar.

So did Obama and Big Mike.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (2ocoG)

------

Who knows? Academia, the justice system, and the tax code, to name a few, are garbage.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (JeYYB)

163 >134 I look at Fani and I sort believe the only reason the guy is with her is he was looking for a payoff.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (tT6L1)

*hold envelope to forehead*

Fani Willis and a Vespa

*opens envelope*

What are two things that are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you riding on.

Posted by: Carnac The Great at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (NgqoH)

164
Business Secrets of the Pharaohs, full episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vawgb8vbPfs

There's a book that he writes in this episode which people have turned into a real book which you can buy on Amazon.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (KRtlO)

165 >> Granted none of us who have kids are perfect parents, but I do hope Wade's kids are too young to know what's going on

His Daughter is in College.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (zOR5N)

166 Speaking of February, do y'all remember the Alabama Band Director of Color that told the cops "come at me bro" and ended up fighting cops and getting tased because he was determined to get a shooter to stop by for a visit after an urban high school football game a few months ago?

"Motion to dismiss charges against Minor Band Director Johnny Mims denied"

http://tinyurl.com/2xry4ew2

(watch the video if for nothing else than to see the magnificent fashion glasses of his Stronk Qualified Female Attorney of Color Lawyer, Esquire)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (0+Kup)

167 The new Charlotte's Web remake is going to be lit
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (xcxpd)

I've seen the script.

In the new "Charlotte's Web", Charlotte's web message that saves Wilbur is-

"Fuck Pig".

Becoming a swine he-whore saves him.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (nFnyb)

168 more Wadisms

Wade: " our relationship was not a secret , it was private ..."

huh??

Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (V13WU)

169 153 David Mitchell is pretty darn good, he's one of the few open Tories in the London comedy scene.

His 'Mitchell and Webb' stuff is classic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

=======

"He's a Tory? It had better be an enormous...motor show."
-Victoria Coren Mitchell

Honestly, I had no idea he was to the right of Stalin. I just assumed that the combination of British and in the industry meant he was far to the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

170 137. Why should they be concerned? They are of the untouchable race.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (CF1hC)

171 re "Apparently the defense to perjury is going to be: Maybe we had sex before she hired me, but in my mind, the "relationship" didn't begin until 2021"

reminds me of bill clinton saing about monica that 'i wasn't having sex with her, she was having sex with me'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (B1FKF)

172 126 Guys, Fani Willis' married lover just testified under oath that he paid for their vacations with his work credit card and she would reimburse him with cash

-

I'm no expert, but that sounds like laundering money.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
-------
Co-mingling money/credit is something that is regarded with suspicion. In this case, it blurs the line between illegal purchases using government credit and receiving reimbursement to pay that in cash which may or may not have happened.

Lot of lawyers get into trouble with these sorts of issues.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (9FrDg)

173 Professional black women are so tired.

Tangala Hollis-Palmer, an attorney in Mississippi, said people are trying to discredit Ms. Willis but is also disappointed in her. “We just have to be so careful when we are in these positions [not those positions!] to not give people the ammunition to come after us."

Big Donna Brazile said Ms. Willis faced “vitriol” and “racial animus” as a woman of color in a position of power. [Fani pegged I'm?]"

Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (ogTiX)

174 Special Counsel Robert Hur is reportedly in “final talks” to testify before the House Impeachment Inquiry about his report on President Joe Biden’s alleged theft of classified documents, which described the president as an “elderly man with a poor memory.”

House Democrats do not want Hur to answer questions about Biden’s fitness for office.

Seems reasonable.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (CsUN+)

175 Wade: " our relationship was not a secret , it was private ..."

huh??
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (V13WU)
++++
Look, the Spirit of Aloha defines this is a non-secret relationship.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (HnUIn)

176 Then: I am the King of Kings look upon my works and tremble!

Now: Yes ma'am I'll get right on licking that thing ma'am [shudders]

Posted by: Darrius at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (ibTVg)

177 Biden administration reveals who may qualify for its new student loan forgiveness plan

The Biden administration released its proposal for which struggling borrowers should qualify for its new student loan forgiveness plan, especially those struggling to pull the "Democrat" lever.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (RHGPo)

178
O.K., so I see this as Will Smith's big movie star "comeback" vehicle as Sweetdick, with Taraji P. Henson as an angry Fani, and Vincent D'Onofrio as Trump.

Gotta get it in the can quick 'cause election season is neigh.

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (j4U/Z)

179 My new canoe accident has arrived at my local FFL. Yay!

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (t/2Uw)

180 Special Counsel Robert Hur is reportedly in “final talks” to testify before the House Impeachment Inquiry about his report on President Joe Biden’s alleged theft of classified documents, which described the president as an “elderly man with a poor memory.”

House Democrats do not want Hur to answer questions about Biden’s fitness for office.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (RHGPo)M

I have a feeling it's going to be like the testimony in the Godfather 2 .

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (w6AZl)

181 Sweetdick was dragged kicking and screaming to the fact that he had receipts about when and where he was putting the load in Fani.

Atty: "Do you have receipts..."
"receipts, I don't know even know what a receipt is, so no."
Atty: "Do you have statements."
SD: gives squinty look of amazement, "statements, like in I could be committing perjury here...why, yes I do."

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (Fm4kk)

182 David Mitchell is pretty darn good, he's one of the few open Tories in the London comedy scene.

His 'Mitchell and Webb' stuff is classic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:23 PM (xcxpd)

=======

"He's a Tory? It had better be an enormous...motor show."
-Victoria Coren Mitchell

Honestly, I had no idea he was to the right of Stalin. I just assumed that the combination of British and in the industry meant he was far to the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

Well he's a Brit, so he's not really Right like morons might be. He's all in on Global Warming, etc. But he does seem to like Britian as it was rather than as it is.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (xcxpd)

183 It doesn't matter, legally, if both people agree to fuck other people. State marriage is a purely legal construct, and that's not illegal here.

Can my dog prove they agreed to that? Can she prove they didn't?

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (0FoWg)

184 So, I got f*cked without any of the fun of a tropical vacation. Any chance I can get my money back?

Posted by: The Taxpayer at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (KbCG3)

185 >>I'm no expert, but that sounds like laundering money.

Business Cards used.

Cash received.

No Receipts or Filings.

Yeah. The IRS is gonna love his testimony.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (zOR5N)

186 The FBI and New York City investigators raided the FDNY’s Brooklyn headquarters and the homes of some fire chiefs Thursday morning, sources confirmed to The Post. The feds searched the homes of two top FDNY chiefs in charge of city safety inspections, according to The New York Times, which was first to report on the raids. The probe reportedly began last summer into allegations the chiefs had each been paid $100,000 to expedite or set up inspections, the paper reported.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:27 PM (RHGPo)

187 Man, I cannot believe you made that headline just for clicks.
Well Done, Sir.

Posted by: Picric at February 15, 2024 12:27 PM (sYDvJ)

188 So if Willis loses her license, where does she go next?

OnlyFans?

Remake Best Little He-Whorehouse in Georgia?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:07 PM (3CVIc)

State legislature, or US Secretary of State.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 12:27 PM (D7oie)

189 157. It took long enough but Kwame Kilpatrick finally had to face the music.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 15, 2024 12:28 PM (CF1hC)

190 Sweetdick is dumb. Real dumb. And I know dumb.
*cough*

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:28 PM (JeYYB)

191 Special Counsel Robert Hur is reportedly in “final talks” to testify before the House Impeachment Inquiry about his report on President Joe Biden’s alleged theft of classified documents, which described the president as an “elderly man with a poor memory.”

House Democrats do not want Hur to answer questions about Biden’s fitness for office.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (RHGPo)

That's obviously because they want to grant Joe the grace of dropping out of his own volition.

Posted by: The Taxpayer at February 15, 2024 12:28 PM (KbCG3)

192 Made Him Her He-Whore

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Well, he is a Donk. "He whore! He whore!" All we need is Roy Clark and Buck Owens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:28 PM (FVME7)

193 25 Bitch set him up.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 12:06 PM (9yWhg)

hah

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:28 PM (KpWJP)

194 >>>vDavid Mitchell is pretty darn good, he's one of the few open Tories in the London comedy scene.

Is he really? Peep Show has a stealth conservative vibe. In the show, his character is actually a Blairite, BUT that puts him to the far right of everyone else in the show, who are all Greenies, socialists, commiunists, etc. He's always complaining (in his head) that all of the bisexual drug-taking freaks think they're soooo cooool but what's really cool is getting a good night's sleep and having a good credit rating.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

195 Strike one, right Sponge?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (KbCG3)

196 JP Morgan Pulls Out Of $68 Trillion "Climate Action 100+" Group

ESG is now officially investa non-grata on Wall Street.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

197 I thought Atlanta, being run by mostly blacks, would be like Wokanda.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (JeYYB)

198 >>>187 Man, I cannot believe you made that headline just for clicks.
Well Done, Sir.

I learned it from CNN and Jake Tapper.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (KRtlO)

199 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

Bob Mortimer would I lie to you

And also Katherine Parkinson saying Mick Hucknell but only because she's so cute. IT Crowd is a pretty good show.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (oNgxs)

200 >>ESG is now officially investa non-grata on Wall Street.

It's still alive and well in the 'C' Suites.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (zOR5N)

201
it is odd how subdued Black History month is this year.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

I noticed that, too. There are nowhere near the number of black-this and black-that adverts so far as there have been in past years.

... and that's a good thing!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (xG4kz)

202 This brunette in her underwear wonders when "don't dip your pen in the company ink" (or whatever the female equivalent is) quit being conventional wisdom:
http://tiny.cc/u0euwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

203 Former Puerto Rico Mayor Gets 5 Years After Being Caught In "High Profile Bribery Case"

"In exchange for these payments, Pérez-Otero agreed to obtain and retain contracts for the company and ensured that its invoices were promptly paid..."

.. I'm sure that "promptly paid" triggered investigators

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (RHGPo)

204
Business Cards used.

Cash received.

No Receipts or Filings.

Yeah. The IRS is gonna love his testimony.

Posted by: garrett

I dunno garrett. Seems wining and dining and you know other stuff was a legitimate business expense.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (t/2Uw)

205 This is going to sound stupid, I'm prepared for that.

Can Fani and Sweetdick claim they had a prior relationship years ago that ended, but when they started working together again they gave into that sweet sweet love, so we didn't lie?

Posted by: Inogame at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (53oGX)

206 His next strategy is to claim he is a Sovereign Citizen and not subject to any of the US Laws.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (w6AZl)

207 200 >>ESG is now officially investa non-grata on Wall Street.

It's still alive and well in the 'C' Suites.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (zOR5N)

+++++

Impossible to get rid of it without blowing up the HR department

Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (ogTiX)

208 Yes, I know what you are saying.

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (z+89e)

209 Is David Mitchell conservative? Maybe compared to Stalin

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (oNgxs)

210 207 200 >>ESG is now officially investa non-grata on Wall Street.

It's still alive and well in the 'C' Suites.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (zOR5N)

+++++

Impossible to get rid of it without blowing up the HR department
Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (ogTiX)

I'm willing to accept that risk

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (xcxpd)

211 >>This brunette in her underwear wonders when "don't dip your pen in the company ink" (or whatever the female equivalent is) quit being conventional wisdom:
http://tiny.cc/u0euwz

Thanks.
Now I want a Taco for lunch.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (zOR5N)

212 Can we have a cease fire on ace's clickbait? I'm still waiting for, "The bitch set me up,". Go, Ace!

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (as3uC)

213 199 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

Bob Mortimer would I lie to you

And also Katherine Parkinson saying Mick Hucknell but only because she's so cute. IT Crowd is a pretty good show.
Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (oNgxs)

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Mortimer is hilarious. I'm discovering all of these people first on Taskmaster, though.

Taskmaster is probably my favorite television ever, and all 16 seasons (as well as the first two seasons of the New Zealand version and the start of the first season of the Australian version) are available, completely for free, on the show's official YouTube channel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (GBKbO)

214

Black guys will stick their dick in anything...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (3Dluh)

215 So, I got f*cked without any of the fun of a tropical vacation. Any chance I can get my money back?

Posted by: The Taxpayer at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (KbCG3)
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You don't even merit the courtesy of a reacharound from your federal government.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (7fElN)

216 I don't see how they escape this, he looks horrible trying to weasel word his way around questions.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (qZdIZ)

217 202 This brunette in her underwear wonders when "don't dip your pen in the company ink" (or whatever the female equivalent is) quit being conventional wisdom:
http://tiny.cc/u0euwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:30 PM (HnUIn)

sexy goth chick is sexy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (xcxpd)

218 I really don't know, I hear him on would I lie to you and just assumed he was a dumb lib. Funny though

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (oNgxs)

219 206 His next strategy is to claim he is a Sovereign Citizen and not subject to any of the US Laws.

Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (w6AZl)

And that he'll be living his life as a gay man while continuing to combat the gun industry and the orange man.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (KbCG3)

220 Does Sweetdick wear platform shoes and have a gigantic afro?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (GNbeN)

221 Wade: " our relationship was not a secret , it was private ..."

huh??
Posted by: runner at February 15, 2024 12:24 PM (V13WU)

++++

Sounds like it is going to be hard to pin down this man.
Visions of Bill Clinton.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (7YG60)

222 JP Morgan Pulls Out Of $68 Trillion "Climate Action 100+" Group

ESG is now officially investa non-grata on Wall Street.

I assume the lawsuits from disgruntled shareholders are starting to pile up. They won't stop investing in ESG, of course, but they won't do it so explicity.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (CsUN+)

223 216 I don't see how they escape this, he looks horrible trying to weasel word his way around questions.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (qZdIZ)

========

"Orange Man Bad."
-The Judge's ruling

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

224 I don't see how they escape this, he looks horrible trying to weasel word his way around questions.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (qZdIZ)

Can't imagine.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (oNgxs)

225 Fani on the Stand is gonna be lit.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (zOR5N)

226 Roman's attorney is attempting to show that Willis made previous false statements to the court. If Fani lied to the court, that's ballgame. Trump walks.This is a big problem.

Why would she think she could get away with lying about when this dumbass affair started? JFC. May it not be true.

High tech lynching. I guess if you are Black you arent allowed the same romantic "privileges"??? I abhor this...

Race is part of it, but the issue IMHO is that she is a WOMAN--and a professional in charge at that. I certainly don't see this happening to a white male prosecutor and not sure a black male prosecutor either, but a WOMAN (and a black woman prosecutor at that), hell yes.

Trump lawyer is claiming since prosecutor gets a state paycheck spending money on dates and outings with Fani Wills constitutes her benefiting from the prosecution. Absurd.

Fani needs to get some investigators to look into why Wade's ex-wife reopened their mutually agreed upon settlement? if Roman colluded with Wade's ex to reopen her divorce settlement, that is a crime.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (Vv5Qq)

227 Hey Linus, wanna play football?
Didnt any of you people learn anything ftom the Flynn trial? No amount of anything matters except guilty as charged. Phani will be the next Ga AG and Whatshisname will get a show on MSNBC.

Posted by: Jamaica at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (M4Wqn)

228 206 His next strategy is to claim he is a Sovereign Citizen and not subject to any of the US Laws.
Posted by: Naples Yellow at February 15, 2024 12:31 PM (w6AZl)

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I respect that strategy and would like to use it during my trial and before being sent to the re-education camps.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (JeYYB)

229 I can't back that headline up. It might be a just a tetch exaggerated.
......

Nah. It's perfect.

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (v0R5T)

230 Afternoon Ace. Sweetdick, Honeycum and Sweettongue is a good name for a law firm.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (DgSZ/)

231 Fani on the Stand is gonna be lit.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (zOR5N)
++++
It's all the peak of absurdity, but a bit of comedy is something of a relief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:34 PM (HnUIn)

232 O.K., so I see this as Will Smith's big movie star "comeback" vehicle as Sweetdick, with Taraji P. Henson as an angry Fani, and Vincent D'Onofrio as Trump.

Gotta get it in the can quick 'cause election season is neigh.

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 12:26 PM (j4U/Z)

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Excellent casting! They're gonna have to do it super quick if they want Jimmy Carter to play F. Joe.

/They could offer the role of Donald Trump Jr to Jim Caviezel, but to his credit I'm certain he'd turn it down.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:34 PM (lRwrh)

233 In my mind my cooter isn't prolapsed.

Posted by: Hillary's Screaming Liver at February 15, 2024 12:34 PM (/Td2i)

234 The prosecutor here is not doing a good job at all.

But they are so obviously guilty I don't think it will matter.

Posted by: Thatch at February 15, 2024 12:34 PM (T55kn)

235 Does Sweetdick wear platform shoes and have a gigantic afro?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (GNbeN)
.......

He's bald and sweaty.

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2024 12:34 PM (v0R5T)

236 June has become the real black history month.

Much to the chagrin of the rainbow brite brigade

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 15, 2024 12:34 PM (oNgxs)

237 226 Why would she think she could get away with lying about when this dumbass affair started? JFC. May it not be true.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (Vv5Qq)

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Because corruption is the norm for government workers. I would argue that getting employed by the government is more likely than not to make one less moral or ethical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

238 Race is part of it, but the issue IMHO is that she is a WOMAN--and a professional in charge at that. I certainly don't see this happening to a white male prosecutor and not sure a black male prosecutor either, but a WOMAN (and a black woman prosecutor at that), hell yes.

Race is a part of it... If these were white folks they would already be charged and in jail

Posted by: It's me donna at February 15, 2024 12:35 PM (Akjoo)

239 >>High tech lynching. I guess if you are Black you arent allowed the same romantic "privileges"??? I abhor this...

The Kool-Aid Must Flow.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:35 PM (zOR5N)

240 No need for ESG. They just do it now

Posted by: Jamaica at February 15, 2024 12:35 PM (M4Wqn)

241 Strike one, right Sponge?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (KbCG3)

Correct!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:35 PM (9gDA7)

242 Race is part of it, but the issue IMHO is that she is a WOMAN--and a professional in charge at that. I certainly don't see this happening to a white male prosecutor and not sure a black male prosecutor either, but a WOMAN (and a black woman prosecutor at that), hell yes.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (Vv5Qq)

Attempting to violate the victimhood hierarchy? That's a paddling.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 12:35 PM (KbCG3)

243 >>Race is a part of it... If these were white folks they would

Not. Be. Qulaified.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (zOR5N)

244 My ears picked up when SD, when asked if he ever paid for precursor load bearing events, he said yes he did but that misrepresents that these were celebrations of a strictly plutonic relationship because Fani always carried her own weight by paying him back, in cash, no receipts.

Cue the DJ...
I put the load in Fani
It didn't come for free
I put the load in Fani
And (And, and)
Its got me committing perjury.

Posted by: lost in space at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (Fm4kk)

245
Fani is a type -- and there are a lot of her type -- that abounds in politics and the law.

"Where's the money?"

"How can I get my cut of it?"

"How can I keep my acquisition of it secret from my supporters, who think that I am purer than the whitest snow?"

"How good is my 'Why, i never!' schtick if I get caught?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

246 shareholders >stakeholders

Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (GkGXK)

247 I'm noticing something weird on the KC shooting coverage.

There is video of the initial shots and crowd running away in front of the Union station, west of the stage.

In addition, everyone's seen the coverage of the guys tackling a suspect and woman picking up some kind of semi -automatic guy (not confirmed).

What doesn't make sense is the suspect was running East on Pershing Rd, TOWARDS Union Station, not away.

Strange. Unless he was running away initially and had to turn around for some reason? I do recall seeing several LO's apprehending somebody further up the road but they didn't seem interested in the runner.

I guess we'll find out shortly. They have until 2pm to charge or release.

Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (G0vdT)

248 She has an incentive to keep this clownshow going and ring up the maximum number of billable hours.

Don't you mean drillable hours?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (b7Y2i)

249 Afternoon Ace. Sweetdick, Honeycum and Sweettongue is a good name for a law firm.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (DgSZ/)

---------------

Heh, indeed.

Also Misfeasance, Disfeasance, and Malfeasance. [h/t whig]

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (lRwrh)

250 Do you think Fani will go back to that church and give another televised speech after the trial?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (JeYYB)

251 Black guys will stick their dick in anything...
Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 15, 2024 12:32 PM (3Dluh)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: jar of peanut butter at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

252 "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe"

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

253 Strange. Unless he was running away initially and had to turn around for some reason? I do recall seeing several LO's apprehending somebody further up the road but they didn't seem interested in the runner.

I guess we'll find out shortly. They have until 2pm to charge or release.
Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (G0vdT)

Video from the rooftop showed a bunch of cops behind where the guy was running. Likely was trying to get away from them.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (KbCG3)

254 Don't you mean drillable hours?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (b7Y2i)

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* golf clap *

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (lRwrh)

255 fani is the moped of love

Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (GkGXK)

256
Related: rare "funny" girl Chrissie Mayr in fake trouble with fake "black twitter" racists for tweeting this joke on super bowl sunday:

"I thought the black national anthem was just sirens."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (id+Id)

257 252 "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe"

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (RHGPo)

Dewey, Bangem & Howe

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (KbCG3)

258 63 Guys, Fani Willis' married lover just testified under oath that he paid for their vacations with his work credit card and she would reimburse him with cash
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (FVME7)

REALLY?

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (KpWJP)

259 >> Don't you mean drillable hours?

That's good.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (zOR5N)

260 Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
...Wade said "in a relationship particularly for men . . . you don't keep a ledger." He insists that she paid her own way in other ways than direct payments.

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"Don't keep a ledger"? You mean like when you're buying drugs or paying hitmen?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7)

261 And that he'll be living his life as a gay man while continuing to combat the gun industry and the orange man.

Why isn't there a gay kwanzaa?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (qWQc5)

262 Afternoon Ace. Sweetdick, Honeycum and Sweettongue is a good name for a law firm.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 12:33 PM (DgSZ/)

---------------

Heh, indeed.

Also Misfeasance, Disfeasance, and Malfeasance. [h/t whig]

Didaye Porkhur and Howe.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (CsUN+)

263 I dunno garrett. Seems wining and dining and you know other stuff was a legitimate business expense.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Ummm, no. Travel expenses maybe but GA law is pretty strict on what can and cannot be reimbursed (alcohol is a no no for one). But, within the metro area, neither Wade nor Fani could claim work dinners, housing, etc. as legitimate expenses. Lunch is a maybe but strictly limited as to amount.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (9FrDg)

264 Fanny And Sweetdick raped me in the Fulton County Courthouse men's room in 2017 while eating fried chicken and laughing.

Where's My Check?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (JF/W5)

265 The worst part for me is watching the same old stereotypes be reinforced yet again, especially during February.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (0+Kup)

266 >>Related: rare "funny" girl Chrissie Mayr

That chick is horrible. And not funny.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (zOR5N)

267 If I were a betting man, I'd give 10-1 odds that Fani and Sweetdick already know what Ace calls him. You think they don't self-Google frequently?

I'd also give 2-1 odds that they like the name - though hilarious, it's not really derogatory - and she calls him that when she's absolutely sure no one will hear. In bed, for instance. Of course, we'll never know, unless he's taping their encounters for self-protection in case she turns on him. After turning him on, the obvious next step is to turn on him. (Apologies to non-native English readers who find this confusing.)

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (uL3GK)

268 Trump lawyer is claiming since prosecutor gets a state paycheck spending money on dates and outings with Fani Wills constitutes her benefiting from the prosecution. Absurd.

Clear, simple, basic logic = absurdity.

If that doesn't sum up DU ...

Posted by: spindrift at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (MqhXY)

269 Not a lawyer, could this shit show go to a jury trial? If so, could fried chicken and watermelon be offered to the jury for lunch on a regular basis?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (0EOe9)

270
Do you think Fani will go back to that church and give another televised speech after the trial?
Posted by: Seems Legit

Of course she will, for she has no shame.

Now, members of the congregation should grab her, hog tie her, and toss her into the street if she does show up.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (xG4kz)

271 258 63 Guys, Fani Willis' married lover just testified under oath that he paid for their vacations with his work credit card and she would reimburse him with cash
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:12 PM (FVME7)

REALLY?
Posted by: m
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Big no no under GA law btw.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (9FrDg)

272 Note that lawyer-client communications are protected...

You know, unless Trump.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (z99Zw)

273 268 Clear, simple, basic logic = absurdity.

If that doesn't sum up DU ...
Posted by: spindrift at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (MqhXY)

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To be fair, they think "a man is a man and a woman is a woman" is an absurd statement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

274 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

275 Do you think Fani will go back to that church and give another televised speech after the trial?
Posted by: Seems Legit

Of course she will, for she has no shame.

Now, members of the congregation should grab her, hog tie her, and toss her into the street if she does show up.

fwiw, the churches also do not have any shame

Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (GkGXK)

276 When is Fani scheduled to take the stand?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (Ki//m)

277 and at the same time, Trump is on trial for giving money to his lawyer, who then used that money as hush money to pay off Stormy. He is on trial for PAYING, not for stealing.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (Cus5s)

278 274 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (RHGPo)

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Do it.

Get The Bulwark endorsement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

279 Smug, smirking son of a bitch.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (qWQc5)

280 I guess we'll find out shortly. They have until 2pm to charge or release.
Posted by: WisRich at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (G0vdT)

If perp is not at least 65 inches tall, they have to throw it back in to grow up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 12:40 PM (tkR6S)

281 He insists that she paid her own way in other ways than direct payments.

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Ah, yeah, she screwed you as payment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (JeYYB)

282 That Fani broad has a massive forehead. And a severe case of resting bitch face.

Obviously honeydick's in this for the money.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (Q4IgG)

283 Big no no under GA law btw.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (9FrDg)
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I'd think that was a big no-no under most--if not all--state laws.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (7fElN)

284 Do you think Fani will go back to that church and give another televised speech after the trial?
Posted by: Seems Legit
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That is MLK's former church btw and Senator Warnock is a former? pastor of it and got hit with slumlord allegations because of it.

Center of power in GA Democrat circles.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (9FrDg)

285 not my phrase but true

always in cash, never in wrting

Posted by: N at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (GkGXK)

286 So, assuming both are kicked off the case, does this mean a new prosecutor will have to convene a new Grand Jury to restart the case? I would assume tainted prosecutors taint the grand jury they controlled.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 12:42 PM (vtm+6)

287 283 Big no no under GA law btw.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:39 PM (9FrDg)
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I'd think that was a big no-no under most--if not all--state laws.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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Probably, happen to know GA law a bit better due to former employment and endless required classes on ethics.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:42 PM (9FrDg)

288 Fanny And Sweetdick raped me in the Fulton County Courthouse men's room in 2017 while eating fried chicken and laughing.

Where's My Check?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

#metoo

Posted by: Blind Lady Justice at February 15, 2024 12:42 PM (Vv5Qq)

289 KC shooting....supposedly, the "detainees" must be charged within 24 hrs...or released.

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 12:43 PM (AwYPR)

290 85 Lawyers usually make terrible witnesses. They often overthink answers making them look calculating or overemote with arrogance making them look like lying scumbags.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:15 PM (9FrDg)

huh

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:43 PM (KpWJP)

291 Do you think Fani will go back to that church and give another televised speech after the trial?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:37 PM (JeYYB)

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She'll give a speech at the site of Emmett Till's lynching and once again compare her ordeal to the martyrdom of MLK, Jr.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:43 PM (lRwrh)

292 Ethics?
Never heard of him. *hic*

Posted by: Hillary's Screaming Liver at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (/Td2i)

293 This dude is a hero to all philanderers and lotharios.

*looks at picture of Fani*
*looks at another picture of Fani*
*looks at a third picture of Fani*

The Paolo, how you say, vehemently disagrees.

Posted by: Paolo at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (MqhXY)

294 Fanny And Sweetdick raped me in the Fulton County Courthouse men's room in 2017 while eating fried chicken and laughing.

You were eating chicken and laughing?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (qWQc5)

295 "I thought the black national anthem was just sirens."
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (id+Id)

I DON'T GET IT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

296 Take a load off Fani.

Posted by: From that song at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (MMDm+)

297 I DON'T GET IT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

What a terrible thing to say.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (vtm+6)

298 295 "I thought the black national anthem was just sirens."
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM (id+Id)

I DON'T GET IT
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBURGER at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

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Well, if you don't get it, then there's no hope for me at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

299 282 That Fani broad has a massive forehead. And a severe case of resting bitch face.

Obviously honeydick's in this for the money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (Q4IgG)

+++++

Gotta hand it to him for being able to perform in such adverse conditions.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (ogTiX)

300 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.
Posted by: SMOD

I can't even.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

301
"I thought the black national anthem was just sirens."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2024 12:38 PM

I shouldn't have laughed so hard, but I did. Last Friday, some melanin enhanced dude decided to try to outrun the police, and sought to escape justice by pulling into my driveway, all the way to the end. I heard the siren but just thought it was my wife watching television.

I happened to be checking the mail and saw the single cop car. You know it's 2024 when you're relieved it's just one car and not half a dozen black Suburbans. I basically said that to the cop writing the perp up. He laughed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (nIvob)

302 OT: People are starting to return their $3,500 Apple Pros.

http://tinyurl.com/44ynk9xv

There is a lengthy extract at Insty.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (CsUN+)

303 286 So, assuming both are kicked off the case, does this mean a new prosecutor will have to convene a new Grand Jury to restart the case? I would assume tainted prosecutors taint the grand jury they controlled.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Answered above but the GA Association of Prosecutors selects a new prosecutor who is a DA from another jurisdiction and they hire their own staff to run the case. The GA judge has the power to quash the original indictments as tainted and require a new grand jury to be convened.

The second part is in the judge's hands and then the special prosecutor's. The special prosecutor can drop the charges on their own power and reconvene a new grand jury or not.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (9FrDg)

304 Then a former employee and former "good friend" of Fani Willis', Robin Yeartie, was called, and the lawyers repeatedly objected to every question about her knowledge of their affair,

____________________

Yeah, I've seen how that black female friend thing usually works out between two black women when something important is on the line. They'll sink each other faster than the RMS Lusitania. Must be a cultural thing re-enforced by gender.

Posted by: Orson at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (dIske)

305
>>>That chick is horrible. And not funny.
Posted by: garrett

Of course it's You to come up with this "hot take."

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (id+Id)

306 274 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.

Posted by: SMOD at February
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I can see Romney having cocktails with Manchin on his yacht.
Isn't it lovely?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 12:45 PM (P7Q1x)

307 Johnny Cochran should be representing both defendants.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 12:46 PM (lZVy/)

308 300 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.
Posted by: SMOD

I can't even.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Getting late to be on the ballot in all states. Dems will fight it.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:46 PM (9FrDg)

309 Answered above

Thanks very much. I should ahve posted as that guy that hasn't read all comments.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 12:46 PM (vtm+6)

310 97 Sweetdick is the embodiment of the In Living Color skit about the black guy who tried to seem educated by using overly big words like "perspicacity".
Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:16 PM (2ocoG)

Hypercorrection, I think.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:47 PM (KpWJP)

311 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.
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The Balls in Mouth Party

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at February 15, 2024 12:47 PM (oNgxs)

312 Fani's forehead rivals Rachel Dolezal's forehead. And I don'twant to see either or both naked

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 12:47 PM (DgSZ/)

313 There is something wrong with Romney. Do they have pictures of him with another woman? A boy? What?

Everything he says is crazy and so left it sounds scripted.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:47 PM (JeYYB)

314 >>"I thought the black national anthem was just sirens."

I thought they sing the Miranda Rights to the tune of 'Camptown Races'?

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:47 PM (zOR5N)

315 Ok let's go. Name the Third Party that would run Manchin/Romney for Prez -

and "Republican" while funny doesn't count.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (oNgxs)

316 Johnny Cochran should be representing both defendants.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 12:46 PM (lZVy/)

Zombie Johnny Cochran?

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (AwYPR)

317 That Fani broad has a massive forehead. And a severe case of resting bitch face.

A Fivehead?
A Sixhead ?

NOT a Sevenhead!?

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (T4tVD)

318 ...
The second part is in the judge's hands and then the special prosecutor's. The special prosecutor can drop the charges on their own power and reconvene a new grand jury or not.

Posted by: whig
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Sounds like a crap shoot.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (P7Q1x)

319 274 Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.

+++++

Romney could corner the epipen market with his Roth IRA and make them both millionaires.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (ogTiX)

320 I nominate Frog Face Fani for inclusion in the Stylebook.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (lZVy/)

321 299 282 That Fani broad has a massive forehead. And a severe case of resting bitch face.

Obviously honeydick's in this for the money.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 15, 2024 12:41 PM (Q4IgG)

+++++

Gotta hand it to him for being able to perform in such adverse conditions.
Posted by: Oglebay
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He works hard for the money, so hard for the money.

Posted by: Donna Summers (deceased) at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (9FrDg)

322 If you like David Mitchell, I recommend "Upstart Crow". He plays Shakespeare and it's pretty funny stuff.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 15, 2024 12:48 PM (ebl7v)

323 I meant to type Trillionaires.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (ogTiX)

324 There is something wrong with Romney. Do they have pictures of him with another woman? A boy? What?

Everything he says is crazy and so left it sounds scripted.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:47 PM (JeYYB)

One of his kids IIRC had a job with a big company in Ukraine.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

325 Fanni be tryin to save the world... and get her sum a dat SWEET... SWEETDICK HONEYCUM.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (17s+e)

326 Trump NY hush payments trial scheduled to start on March 25.
Sigh. It never ends.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (t/2Uw)

327 Sounds like a crap shoot.
Posted by: Braenyard
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A delay would push any trials well beyond the 2024 election most likely due to time lines and already scheduled trials.

Posted by: Donna Summers (deceased) at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (9FrDg)

328 Johnny Cochran should be representing both defendants.

Something something something
You must acquit

Nah, too easy.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (CsUN+)

329 >>Of course it's You to come up with this "hot take."

Well. She's ugly and not funny. So.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (zOR5N)

330 Rachel Dolezal? Not even with Ace's dick and Garrett pushing.

Posted by: Butch at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (0APJ3)

331 Speaking of weird relationships:

Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

at BB

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

332 So, assuming both are kicked off the case, does this mean a new prosecutor will have to convene a new Grand Jury to restart the case? I would assume tainted prosecutors taint the grand jury they controlled.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at February 15, 2024 12:42 PM (vtm+6)

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Maybe Jack Smith can commandeer the case, get a D.C. Grand Jury to indict after a 30-second opening statement, get D.C. Judge to deny Trump any defense, and get a D.C. jury to convict on the first vote?

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (Ci2M+)

333 Off sock.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (9FrDg)

334 One of his kids IIRC had a job with a big company in Ukraine.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

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Oh, right, I forgot.

Hence, Dad's insistence on big bucks for the scum in Ukraine.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:50 PM (JeYYB)

335 Johnny Cochran should be representing both defendants.
Posted by: Joe Mama

Watch yourself.

Posted by: Don King at February 15, 2024 12:50 PM (b7Y2i)

336 331 Speaking of weird relationships:

Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

at BB
Posted by: wth at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

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Their children will rule the world in 40 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

337 115 ... Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were also guests and turned Mitchell's story of writing an angry letter to a children's show about a clock that wasn't working into how Chelsea was so acutely aware of how many SS officers were buried in a cemetery that Reagan visited when she was about five years old that she wrote a letter to him objecting.

The Clintons ruin everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:18 PM (GBKbO)

They do.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:50 PM (KpWJP)

338 Maybe Jack Smith can commandeer the case, get a D.C. Grand Jury to indict after a 30-second opening statement, get D.C. Judge to deny Trump any defense, and get a D.C. jury to convict on the first vote?

/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS
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Smith has no standing and jurisdiction. If he collaborated in the GA prosecution in Wade's DC trip to the WH, he may have his own problems.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:50 PM (9FrDg)

339 Their children will rule the world in 40 years.

Or be dangling from a light post.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 15, 2024 12:51 PM (CsUN+)

340 Johnny Cochran should be representing both defendants.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 12:46 PM (lZVy/)

Zombie Johnny Cochran?
Posted by: BignJames

Everyone involved appears to be fictional.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 15, 2024 12:51 PM (lZVy/)

341 All the cool kids are throupling today.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 15, 2024 12:11 PM (3CVIc)

God did not present Adam with Eve and Leeroy. Just sayin'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 12:51 PM (z99Zw)

342 This dude is a hero to all philanderers and lotharios.

*looks at picture of Fani*
*looks at another picture of Fani*
*looks at a third picture of Fani*

The Paolo, how you say, vehemently disagrees.
Posted by: Paolo at February 15, 2024 12:44 PM (MqhXY)
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It took you three glances at the picture of Fani to make that determination? You must be slowing down in your old age...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (7fElN)

343 OT: People are starting to return their $3,500 Apple Pros.

http://tinyurl.com/44ynk9xv

There is a lengthy extract at Insty.

Posted by: Archimedes

Welcome to AR/VR. Headaches, eye strain and neck pain await!

Also, our device has no games, no pron, and no killer apps.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (hCzfy)

344 >>>
One of his kids IIRC had a job with a big company in Ukraine.

Posted by: Kindltot a
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I thought Romneykid and Hunter were cahoots for a while.
F.John Kerry's kin is also involved.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (P7Q1x)

345 Manchin floated the idea of a Manchin Romney ticket?

Of course, after selling out his constituents I guess it makes sense Joe would pick someone who's well versed in the art of selling out.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (tT6L1)

346 Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

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These "incestuous" relationships in DC make me sick.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (JeYYB)

347 I'm thankful Trump is essentially teflon because no normal person would be able to survive this onslaught and still be viable. It's insanity.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (oNgxs)

348 Speaking of weird relationships:

Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

at BB

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (v0R5T)

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Son of Soros Didn't Arkancide Himself.

/Hell hath no fury like a Cankles scorned ...

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (Ci2M+)

349 i just learned listening to cavuto that it's "fahnny" (like bonnie) and not 'fanny' (like 'hillary has a huuge -- ')

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (B1FKF)

350 OT: People are starting to return their $3,500 Apple Pros.

http://tinyurl.com/44ynk9xv

There is a lengthy extract at Insty.
Posted by: Archimedes

Well, these are cheaper and work better anyway.

http://tinyurl.com/bdhzydaw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (FVME7)

351 Ok so...Taskmaster's shtick is that all comedy is based on cruelty by and towards British people?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

352 >>>Well. She's ugly and not funny. So.

I'm getting Gay readings that are off the charts!

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (KRtlO)

353 One of his kids IIRC had a job with a big company in Ukraine.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 12:49 PM (D7oie)

I think it is more tenuous than that, but since snopes et al are screaming that it is wrong, I believe it.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (D7oie)

354 The Clintons ruin everything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Happened to quite a few lives around them.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (9FrDg)

355 Knock yourselves out over this, but it won't change one thing about the majority public perception of this bogus case, which is that Trump is guilty. This perception exists because the right has not made ANY attempt to rebut the bogus nature of it. People believe the 'Brad, find me 11k votes' phony narrative because the response from Trump's own supporters to that has been total silence. But you think this soap opera nonsense will matter to the voting public?

Posted by: Landru at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (mEYVq)

356 Off. The. Charts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (9gDA7)

357 >>I'm getting Gay readings that are off the charts!

You have your Gaydar set to 'Hope'.

Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (zOR5N)

358 Sure, Jan, sure...

@greg_price11 47m
Nathan Wade is asked if he remembers paying for a cabin for him an Fani Willis in Tennessee.

"I book lots of cabins," he replies.

He then goes on to say that he and Willis would drive to TN from Atlanta to have lunch and come back because she would be recognized in public.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (IG4Id)

359 The way I read it the explanation is everything about this tainted trial gets tossed out of any other trial.
I tainted trial can't have it's bogus evidence used by another.
Posted by: Skip at February 15, 2024 12:14 PM (XjL1t)

Are the people who signed a plea stuck?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (z99Zw)

360 Oh yeah. Stopped at a local Arby's for their two for 6$ fish sammiches and guess what? No fish. The Russkis are nuking our trawlers in the Bering Sea and we must give aid to the Ukes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (0EOe9)

361 Trump NY hush payments trial scheduled to start on March 25.
Sigh. It never ends.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

These trials are his campaign, and things are going great.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (OkFiN)

362 Manchin floated the idea of a Manchin Romney ticket?

-
You know, like pickles and ice cream.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (FVME7)

363 Lol. It's not adultery because he just didn't identify as an adulterer. He's Schroedinger's Penis.

Posted by: Postmodern Marital Vows at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (UMHqX)

364 Your honor, my client does have honey cum and a sweet dick. How could my other client not want.. no need that honeycum from my other client's sweet dick? I move for dismissal and the imprisonment of Donald J. Trump.

Posted by: Jahonny Cockring Esq at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (17s+e)

365 I'm getting Gay readings that are off the charts!
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (KRtlO)

Well trust me you don't want to see the gay readings *on* the charts. Ick

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (oNgxs)

366 He then goes on to say that he and Willis would drive to TN from Atlanta to have lunch and come back because she would be recognized in public.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (IG4Id)

It's incredibly rare someone recognizes their local DA. VERY rare.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (9gDA7)

367 351 Ok so...Taskmaster's shtick is that all comedy is based on cruelty by and towards British people?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

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More like comedians are desperate and worthy of mockery.

It was interesting that for the first five seasons or so, the minority comedians almost always came off as the dumbest of the cast. Nish Kumar is hilarious that way. "Last in PE, first in being a legend!" I've never seen anything he's done outside of it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

368 I gotta say...the Comments here are HILARIOUS !

Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (T4tVD)

369 243 >>Race is a part of it... If these were white folks they would

Not. Be. Qulaified.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:36 PM (zOR5N)

Excellent point. Why are white people in the courtroom?

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (j4U/Z)

370
Their children will rule the world in 40 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures

Think I read she's 46 but he's in is 30's.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (t/2Uw)

371 Ok so...Taskmaster's shtick is that all comedy is based on cruelty by and towards British people?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (xcxpd)

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More like comedians are desperate and worthy of mockery.

It was interesting that for the first five seasons or so, the minority comedians almost always came off as the dumbest of the cast. Nish Kumar is hilarious that way. "Last in PE, first in being a legend!" I've never seen anything he's done outside of it, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

Ah, that I can endorse

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

372 344 >>>
One of his kids IIRC had a job with a big company in Ukraine.

Posted by: Kindltot a
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I thought Romneykid and Hunter were cahoots for a while.
F.John Kerry's kin is also involved.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Tagg runs three hedge funds and did not have a job with Burisma. But Cofer Black, a key Romney foreign policy advisor and family friend, did along with Hunter.

It is unknown what investments those Romney hedge funds have and Mitt worked for them after his 2012 run until he resigned in 2018 to become a senator.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (9FrDg)

373 These Mt Olive pickles are gross.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (cf/0E)

374
Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

Soros/Abedin 2024. I'm throwing it on my Bingo card because it's 2024 and the insanity has hardly begun. Brokered convention, riots in the streets, the party unites behind the 'power couple' who will save the party. Taylor Swift gives the nominating speech.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (nIvob)

375 368 I gotta say...the Comments here are HILARIOUS !
Posted by: JT at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (T4tVD)

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And cruel.

Wait, is that only Ace?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (JeYYB)

376 O.K., so I see this as Will Smith's big movie star "comeback" vehicle as Sweetdick, with Taraji P. Henson as an angry Fani, and Vincent D'Onofrio as Trump.

I feel like that's doing Taraji dirty - I haven't really seen her since Person of Interest, but she was definitely cuter than Fani then.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

377 Possible KC shooters

http://tinyurl.com/47jfnfxe

Posted by: BignJames at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (AwYPR)

378 355 Knock yourselves out over this, but it won't change one thing about the majority public perception of this bogus case, which is that Trump is guilty. This perception exists because the right has not made ANY attempt to rebut the bogus nature of it. People believe the 'Brad, find me 11k votes' phony narrative because the response from Trump's own supporters to that has been total silence. But you think this soap opera nonsense will matter to the voting public?
Posted by: Landru at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (mEYVq)

You seem nice...
Did you just wake from a coma by chance?

Posted by: Inogame at February 15, 2024 12:57 PM (53oGX)

379 349 i just learned listening to cavuto that it's "fahnny" (like bonnie) and not 'fanny' (like 'hillary has a huuge -- ')
Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 15, 2024

I think she made that up to stop getting teased. other wise it would be spelled Fawni.

Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 12:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

380 371 Ah, that I can endorse
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (xcxpd)

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Paraphrase:

"Welcome to Taskmaster where five comedians will do pointless tasks that I set out for them. Four of them will embarrass themselves so much that they will never work in television again. The last will win this, my golden head as a trophy, and will also embarrass themselves so much that they won't work in television again."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures at February 15, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

381 It's incredibly rare someone recognizes their local DA. VERY rare.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:55 PM (9gDA7)
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Unless they are already in the system, of course...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 12:57 PM (7fElN)

382 Excellent point. Why are white people in the courtroom?
Posted by: Auspex
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Fulton County has about 40 percent or so white people as quite a bit of it is outside of Atlanta and the wealthy part of Atlanta, Buckhead, is at least 50 percent white or so.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:58 PM (9FrDg)

383 I'm thankful Trump is essentially teflon because no normal person would be able to survive this onslaught and still be viable. It's insanity.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 12:52 PM (oNgxs)

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Indeed.

Or as TJM has mockingly said "We just need a better candidate!"

Who could ever have imagined that he'd pretty much turn out to be the purest individual to ever hold office?

Even more insane and tragic, after he ascends from this mortal coil -- they'll continue trying to destroy & bankrupt the business empire and family members.

Posted by: ShainS -- The Demoralization Will Continue Until Morale Improves at February 15, 2024 12:58 PM (Ci2M+)

384 119 GoodLawgic is covering this live.

Darius is a fucking dunce. Affirmative Action All-Star.
Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2024 12:19 PM (zOR5N)

https://www.youtube.com/
watchv=1aig4jNHNks&ab_channel=GoodLawgic

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 12:58 PM (KpWJP)

385 361 Trump NY hush payments trial scheduled to start on March 25.
Sigh. It never ends.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

These trials are his campaign, and things are going great.
Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 12:54 PM (OkFiN)

Is this going to be another one where the judge declares Trump guilty on the first day about 10 min into the trial before any evidence is seen?

Posted by: Inogame at February 15, 2024 12:58 PM (53oGX)

386 @352 Ace, I suspect Buttgieg is flying somewhere near

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 12:59 PM (DgSZ/)

387 ---
Unless they are already in the system, of course...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 12:57 PM (7fElN)

Valid point, but still, the odds on them being out to lunch and getting assaulted by a former defendant are even more rare. That shit just doesn't happen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 12:59 PM (9gDA7)

388 381 It's incredibly rare someone recognizes their local DA. VERY rare.
Posted by: Sponge
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Unless they are already in the system, of course...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
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In jurisdictions that are heavily populated, the DA rarely if ever makes a court appearance--they have staff to do that. More a PR/ADMIN type role.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:59 PM (9FrDg)

389 Wade's a f**king Superstar

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 12:59 PM (dzZCL)

390 374
Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

Who is known as a playboy, so absolutely no chance of a Wiener Redux here!

Posted by: Piper at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

391 Atlanta to Tennessee for lunch is quite a drive.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (P7Q1x)

392 Epitome of integrity.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (R4t5M)

393 Valid point, but still, the odds on them being out to lunch and getting assaulted by a former defendant are even more rare. That shit just doesn't happen.
Posted by: Sponge
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Occasionally happens in some smaller rural jurisdictions where everyone knows everyone else.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (9FrDg)

394 If the "Sweet Dick" does not spit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Jahonny Cockring Esq at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (17s+e)

395 Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

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She has a pathologically terrible taste in men.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (JeYYB)

396 People believe the 'Brad, find me 11k votes' phony narrative because the response from Trump's own supporters to that has been total silence.

Frustrating, isn't it, Agent New Nic, when, unable to provoke a response, the prosecutors become the only ones on trial?

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (zMQny)

397 -------
Occasionally happens in some smaller rural jurisdictions where everyone knows everyone else.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (9FrDg)

Valid, but not the case here.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (9gDA7)

398 Atlanta to Tennessee for lunch is quite a drive.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (P7Q1x)

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Not if you fly by private jet.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (17s+e)

399
Since the Willis/Wade sextravaganza all I keep hearing is Jack Nicholson saying "Black Mo-lassus" from "As good as it gets" in my head.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (+oR7L)

400 Huma tasted fine to me * burp*

Posted by: Hillary's Screaming Liver at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (/Td2i)

401 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (9gDA7)

402 395 Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros
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She has a pathologically terrible taste in men.
Posted by: Seems Legit at February 15, 2024 01:01 PM (JeYYB)

She's a power sucking whore

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (xcxpd)

403 Weiner goes angrily to pick up his child at Huma's apt. Gets in fight and slays Soros jr. Soros sr hears of his sons death and strokes out . Weiner spends life in jail. We all live happily ever after

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (DgSZ/)

404 Occasionally happens in some smaller rural jurisdictions where everyone knows everyone else.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 01:00 PM (9FrDg)
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Before I served on a grand jury several years ago, I would not have been able to pick my Prosecuting Attorney out of a lineup even if you gave me three chances...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (7fElN)

405 Huma Abedin is one ugly chick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (9yWhg)

406 I'm getting Gay readings that are off the charts!

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 12:53 PM (KRtlO)

Ace has Raytheon Gaydar

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (dzZCL)

407 Hotlanta to Chattanooga isn't too far. Hour and 20 minutes. But for lunch? Whatever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (R4t5M)

408 He then goes on to say that he and Willis would drive to TN from Atlanta to have lunch and come back because she would be recognized in public.

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Atlanta to Chattanooga is around 2 hours. So two hours there, two hours lunch, two hours back to Atlanta.

I'm guessing all billable hours, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (0+Kup)

409 So a lawyer that knows the law knows that in the context of banging while "married" he knows the court is not asking g him if he felt he was married rather than actually under the contract of marriage. This is pejury.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (/wTq/)

410 Their children will rule the world in 40 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, finishing up the Best Pictures

Think I read she's 46 but he's in is 30's.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

She dumped Bradley for the Uber rich dweeb.
Check the pick over at BB. She's looking skeletal.

Posted by: wth at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (v0R5T)

411 >>>-----
In jurisdictions that are heavily populated, the DA rarely if ever makes a court appearance--they have staff to do that. More a PR/ADMIN type role.

Posted by: whig
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They do appear on TV so image known to that audience.
And they would be known by all associates who probably eat at the same places let alone the gossipy wait staff.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (P7Q1x)

412
Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros

"Dating" meaning "Bearding".

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (j4U/Z)

413 It nonetheless passes mustard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 15, 2024 12:01 PM

Grey Poupon, given Ace's Francophile proclivities?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 15, 2024 01:04 PM (m0nCM)

414 Huma Abedin is one ugly chick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

The parts I saw looked fine

Posted by: Hillary's Screaming Liver at February 15, 2024 01:04 PM (/Td2i)

415 Huma Abedin is one ugly chick.

Even with his dad's billions, this is all he could manage.

Posted by: t-bird at February 15, 2024 01:04 PM (zMQny)

416 Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

MSNBC Legal Analyst Declares Fani Willis Case Against Trump DEAD:

“If things are going in the direction we think, Fani Willis lied to the court, it’s game over for her. She will be disqualified”

http://tinyurl.com/yy6h5sw7

Posted by: redridinghood at February 15, 2024 01:05 PM (NpAcC)

417 At the Goodlawgic site, there's this:

If you think Wade is a liar please Like Share and Subscribe.

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 01:05 PM (KpWJP)

418 395 Former Hillary Clinton Aide Huma Abedin Dating the Son of George Soros
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She has a pathologically terrible taste in men.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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It's business.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 15, 2024 01:05 PM (P7Q1x)

419 Even just hitting the border of TN from Atlanta is 1 hour and 45 minutes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 01:05 PM (0+Kup)

420 One bad apple.

Tim Burchett
@timburchett
One of the Kansas City Chiefs victory parade shooters has been identified as an illegal Alien.

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If this was just gang banging, they really need more time at the range.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at February 15, 2024 01:06 PM (FVME7)

421 "Chiefs Super Bowl celebration shooting ..."

.. too much 'fire water' ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 01:06 PM (RHGPo)

422 408 He then goes on to say that he and Willis would drive to TN from Atlanta to have lunch and come back because she would be recognized in public.

-

Atlanta to Chattanooga is around 2 hours. So two hours there, two hours lunch, two hours back to Atlanta.

I'm guessing all billable hours, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (0+Kup)

Sherman took longer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at February 15, 2024 01:07 PM (xcxpd)

423
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) on Thursday floated failed presidential candidate Sen. Mitt Romney (R-UT) as a potential running mate if he were to jump into the presidential race on a third-party ticket.
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The Balls in Mouth Party

Lincoln's Log Party

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 15, 2024 01:07 PM (63Dwl)

424 Huma Abedin is one ugly chick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (9yWhg)

But a beautiful man.

Posted by: ... at February 15, 2024 01:07 PM (oNgxs)

425 411 In jurisdictions that are heavily populated, the DA rarely if ever makes a court appearance--they have staff to do that. More a PR/ADMIN type role.

"Then why, Mr. Whig, did Hamilton Burger appear in court over 300 times on television in 6 years?"

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 01:07 PM (j4U/Z)

426 Will there be a "Chiefs Super Bowl celebration shooting ..." for every win ?

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 01:07 PM (RHGPo)

427 Atlanta to Chattanooga is around 2 hours. So two hours there, two hours lunch, two hours back to Atlanta.

I'm guessing all billable hours, too.
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Sherman took longer

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

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He wasn't starting fires like those two, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Do you remember when our sun used to be yellow? at February 15, 2024 01:08 PM (0+Kup)

428 425 "Then why, Mr. Whig, did Hamilton Burger appear in court over 300 times on television in 6 years?"

.. he and Perry Mason would go out for drinks after the court proceedings, so it was a good place to meet up

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 01:09 PM (RHGPo)

429 425 "Then why, Mr. Whig, did Hamilton Burger appear in court over 300 times on television in 6 years?"

.. he and Perry Mason would go out for drinks after the court proceedings, so it was a good place to meet up
Posted by: SMOD
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He was the Washington Generals of California prosecutors.

Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 01:11 PM (9FrDg)

430 @277

>> and at the same time, Trump is on trial for giving money to his lawyer, who then used that money as hush money to pay off Stormy. He is on trial for PAYING, not for stealing.

It wasn't hush money it was paying extortion.

Everything is absurd and getting absurder [sic] by the day.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 15, 2024 01:12 PM (JIdXK)

431 "It depends on what the definition of "marriage" is your Honor. I'm not a priest. Are you a priest?"

Posted by: No one at February 15, 2024 01:13 PM (CQ3Qb)

432 >>>08 He then goes on to say that he and Willis would drive to TN from Atlanta to have lunch and come back because she would be recognized in public.

-

Atlanta to Chattanooga is around 2 hours. So two hours there, two hours lunch, two hours back to Atlanta.

I'm guessing all billable hours, too.

...
totally normal thing to do. Didn't spend the night at all, no sir! Didn't rent a cabin even though there are records of him renting a cabin.

Posted by: ace at February 15, 2024 01:16 PM (KRtlO)

433 407 Hotlanta to Chattanooga isn't too far. Hour and 20 minutes. But for lunch? Whatever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at February 15, 2024 01:03 PM (R4t5M)

Billable then drillable.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 15, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

434 196 JP Morgan Pulls Out Of $68 Trillion "Climate Action 100+" Group

ESG is now officially investa non-grata on Wall Street.
Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 12:29 PM (RHGPo)

w00t!

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 01:23 PM (KpWJP)

435 Took the Armies of the Cumberland, Ohio, and Tennessee about 6 months to get from Chattanooga to Atlanta.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 15, 2024 01:23 PM (7B5FA)

436
All charges dismissed on the "This how Black folk roll" exemption.

Go look for someone else to oppress, Mr. Charlie.

Posted by: Auspex at February 15, 2024 01:23 PM (j4U/Z)

437 Sources confirmed that headline, Ace, as well as an FBI whistleblower.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at February 15, 2024 01:24 PM (FRT/w)

438 I predict Sweetdick will be recruited by Top Firms.
Top Firms!!!

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 01:29 PM (jROj9)

439 Ace,
Here's your chance! A scoop!

Sweetdick would like to speak the media.

You're the media. Go get him!

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 01:33 PM (jROj9)

440 The lawyer questioning Wade must be a Sushi Chef in his spare time

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Hobos and Associated Hermits at February 15, 2024 01:37 PM (dzZCL)

441 It didn't identify as a relationship until we got caught, prior to that, Fani was paying me to plow her ample fields and butter her biscuit.

Posted by: Nathan Wade Esq. at February 15, 2024 01:40 PM (FjlUt)

442

I would like to see Joe Manchin and Mitt Romney 69ing, while simultaneously being ass raped by rabid hyenas in subsequently being sit on fire by a nurse dressed as a smurf with a flamethrower...

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at February 15, 2024 01:43 PM (3Dluh)

443 Another witness, Terrence Bradley, a former law partner of Nathan Wade, claimed that the Georgia Bar Association had advised him not to answer questions due to the application of Rule 1.6 of confidentiality.

Posted by: SMOD at February 15, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)

444 Tagg runs three hedge funds and did not have a job with Burisma. But Cofer Black, a key Romney foreign policy advisor and family friend, did along with Hunter.

It is unknown what investments those Romney hedge funds have and Mitt worked for them after his 2012 run until he resigned in 2018 to become a senator.
Posted by: whig at February 15, 2024 12:56 PM (9FrDg)

I assume Romney is dirty, because why wouldn't he be?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 15, 2024 01:49 PM (tkR6S)

445 I think we need a new thread for this subject.

It's getting rank...like Fani's love muffin.

Posted by: mpfs, Hey, where's my Sweetdick?! at February 15, 2024 01:57 PM (jROj9)

446 nood a while back

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 01:59 PM (KpWJP)

447 401 NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at February 15, 2024 01:02 PM (9gDA7)

Posted by: m at February 15, 2024 01:59 PM (KpWJP)

448 Dude now claims his marriage was irretrievably broken since 2015..
Doesn't know the definition of "Public Funds", once it is explained to him, doesn't know if the checks he receives from the "Govt of Fulton County" are public funds.
Claims he didn't lie in the divorce case affidavit when it asked if he had had ANY lunches, dinners, drinks, dates, hotel stays, ANY social interactions with any female not related to himself "from the date of his marriage until the date of the QUESTION being asked"...when he said NO! NONE!, but now is testifying to many of them taking place...and claims he is telling the truth both ways.

Posted by: birdog at February 15, 2024 02:24 PM (SFGDK)

449 I'm waiting for the ...clearly becoming irritated... judge to say "That is it, I have heard enough,You Sir are totally full of shit, and demonstrating total contempt of the LAW, The Truth, and this Court!"
Guilty of Perjury, misuse of public funds, money laundering, use of public funds for private gain, corruption, adultery, failure to pay spousal support,contempt of court, malfeasance...and being an Idiot.

"Bailiff take him into custody, wack his peepee, and lock him into solitary for the next 365days".

Posted by: birdog at February 15, 2024 02:31 PM (SFGDK)

450 Christ what a clown show.

Posted by: NYT Sucks at February 15, 2024 05:29 PM (mvURQ)

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Posted by: minnow at February 15, 2024 09:10 PM (e0OkX)

452 only the holyman may read and interpret the words.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 16, 2024 07:35 AM (ENQN6)

Worship words, to be spoken only by chiefs and the sons of chiefs.

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