Fani Willis, Who Has Crabs More Frequently Than the Red Lobster Fisherman's Feast Special, Fired an Employee Who Tried to Warn Her That Her Top Aide Was Misusing Funds

Say it's not so, Fani. Say it's not so.

Before getting to that, I have bad news: Knowing that depositions in the divorce action could be used to drive them out of office and possibly expose them to criminal action, Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., suddenly decided to settle his divorce action, presumably on terms very favorable to his wife. This results, of course, in the subpoenas being null and void.

From the NY Post:

The Atlanta special prosecutor who brought election interference charges against Donald Trump reached a temporary divorce settlement with his estranged wife Tuesday -- meaning he likely won't have to testify in court about his alleged affair with his district attorney boss.
The settlement automatically canceled a hearing scheduled for Wednesday in which Darrius "Magicschwanz" Honeycum, Esq.* was expected to answer about his relationship with Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
It also means Willis will likely avoid testifying in the case.

*Edited for clarity.

I suppose this temporary settlement could be undone the moment he and Fani Willis are out of trouble.

Ed Morrissey:

One has to imagine that Mrs. Wade finally got her piece of the massive fees that Willis paid Wade to run the RICO prosecution. Up to now, Mrs. Wade complained in earlier filings, she'd gotten bupkis while Willis lived high on the $650,000 in legal fees she paid Wade.

Does that mean it's all over? Should we be depressed?

Nah, son, don't be a fag. The ex-wife has used the affair to extract a ton of money from Sweetdick Darrius, but her agreement to a settlement does not confer some kind of immunity on Sweetdick and Mummycooze. The news that she hired her Professional Boner with taxpayer funds and then had those funds effectively kicked back to her in the form of cruises and trips is still a concern to the state of Georgia, and the judge overseeing this case will be asking the same sort of questions that Mrs. Sweetdick intended to ask.

On to the newest news of Fani Willis' poon-centric perfidy:

I have to clarify the headline: The aide did not warn Fani Crotchcooties about spending money on her paid paramour Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq. (often misidentified as "Nathan Wade" in the stupid incompetent media).

She was instead warning Fani Willis about Willis' top aide taking monies specifically granted to her office for specific legitimate legal purposes and diverting it to buy "swag," "Macbooks," and pay for travel for the staff.

And Fani Willis fired this aide who brought the misuse of taxpayer funds to her attention.

While this has no direct bearing on l'affaire Sweetdick, it does demonstrate that Fani Willis is as loose with rules about spending taxpayer money as she is in her droopy slackwalled choadbucket. Thus, one might suspect she might be a bit cavalier about spending taxpayer money to keep her Taxpayer-Funded Dick-Slinger in high style.

Andrew Kerr at Free Beacon:

Fani Willis may have fired the employee who warned her about mishandling federal funds. But she didn't deny her allegations.
Less than a year into her tenure as Fulton County district attorney, in 2021, Willis met with Amanda Timpson, an employee in the district attorney's office responsible for giving nonviolent juvenile offenders "alternatives to the juvenile court system." During their conversation, a recording of which was reviewed by the Washington Free Beacon, Timpson claimed to Willis that she had been demoted after attempting to stop a top Willis campaign aide from misusing federal grant money meant for a youth gang prevention initiative.
According to Timpson, the aide, Michael Cuffee, planned to use part of a $488,000 federal grant--earmarked for the creation of a Center of Youth Empowerment and Gang Prevention--to pay for "swag," computers, and travel.

Using taxpayer funds to pay for travel...?

This doesn't sound like the Fani Willis I know.

"He wanted to do things with grants that were impossible, and I kept telling him, like, 'We can't do that,'" Timpson told Willis in a Nov. 19, 2021, meeting. "He told everybody ... 'We're going to get MacBooks, we're going to get swag, we're going to use it for travel.' I said, 'You cannot do that, it's a very, very specific grant.'"
"I respect that is your assessment," Willis responded. "And I'm not saying that your assessment is wrong."
Later in the conversation, Willis apologized to Timpson, and said Cuffee had "failed" her administration.
Less than two months later, Willis abruptly terminated Timpson and had her escorted out of her office by seven armed investigators, according to Timpson. When Timpson filed a whistleblower complaint the following year that alleged wrongful termination, Willis's office issued a statement describing Timpson as a "holdover from the prior administration" who was terminated because of her "failure to meet the standards of the new administration."
Timpson's experience sheds further light on how Willis--who campaigned on the promise of restoring "integrity" to the district attorney's office--does business. The Democrat has come under fire amid revelations that she tapped her lover, Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.,* to handle the office's racketeering case against former president Donald Trump. Willis is also alleged to have misappropriated taxpayer funds to facilitate her affair with Wade, a married man with scant prosecutorial experience.
To Timpson, these twin incidents demonstrate "a pattern" in Willis's conduct.

* Edited for clarity.

BREAKING: @FreeBeacon has obtained audio of a whistleblower privately warning Fani Willis in 2021 that her top aide was trying to misuse federal funds.

Willis did not dispute the allegations.

56 days later, Willis fired the whistleblower and perp walked her out of the office. pic.twitter.com/YEkKIB2L5f
— Andrew Kerr (@AndrewKerrNC) January 31, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:08 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (SRRAx)

2
Called 'em

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (oGH7G)

3 Fani smells awfully fishy.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (BoRyq)

4 Not to worry, Brian Kemp will be all over this!

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at January 31, 2024 02:08 PM (xaNfJ)

5 Time for Fani to go to church again.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:09 PM (Gf82x)

6 One of the most amazing things about the"no corruption" culture the Dems have brought us is how many whistleblowers get fired.

I guess its just a coincidence...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:09 PM (ibTVg)

7 Another victim of aides.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (2yu8s)

8 "failure to meet the standards of the new administration." It's clear Timpton did not put out.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (BoRyq)

9 Oh, boy, a snuzz thread! Let's snuzz away!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (9yWhg)

10 Excellent: a new bonanza of hilarious terms for lady parts.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (CsUN+)

11 >>>The Democrat has come under fire amid revelations that she tapped her lover, Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

"she tapped her lover"

Ahem.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (weK7N)

12 I read that as "Yeast Festival"

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (wNDOJ)

13 Sandra Fluke is still getting more action then Fani but...in fairness she's getting a dick Smorgasbord on her own dime not Uncle Sugar's

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (ibTVg)

14 "failure to meet the standards of the new administration."

LOL.. Standards..

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (n2vyf)

15 Time for Fani to go to church again.
Posted by: Northernlurker

She's already been late for the prayer breakfast on numerous occasions.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (9yWhg)

16 Saw Mummycooze open for Nirvana at Seattle Center in '95

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (eYF7X)

17
I wouldn't mind getting a job with the government. Lord knows I'm tired of having to work for a living.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (nIvob)

18
I know this is a math-free zone, but has anyone ever divided the amount of these grants by the number of people who are putatively to benefit?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:12 PM (oGH7G)

19 "failure to meet the standards of the new administration."

In other words, she had standards.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 31, 2024 02:12 PM (a/dOO)

20 You can't tell the protected class the rules, they make up the rules

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 02:12 PM (fwDg9)

21 >>> I read that as "Yeast Festival"

lol, I need to work that in

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (KRtlO)

22 I wouldn't mind getting a job with the government. Lord knows I'm tired of having to work for a living.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (nIvob)

Doesn't actually work that way. You either have to be a fairly high manager or someone who is BFF with a supervisor. Someone has to work, and it will probably be you

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (D7oie)

23
You are just trying to racistly tear down a STRONG! BLACK! WOMAN!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (oGH7G)

24 19 "failure to meet the standards of the new administration."

In other words, she had standards.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 31, 2024 02:12 PM (a/dOO)

Or STDs.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (weK7N)

25
Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
Because I was dancin with MaryLou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue

Posted by: Larry Williams at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (XeU6L)

26 "Mummycooze?"

Pure poetry, Mr. Acespeare.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:14 PM (9yWhg)

27 I love these posts but I'd like to request an accompanying air freshener. Perhaps one of those little trees you hang from a rearview mirror?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at January 31, 2024 02:14 PM (XPM1I)

28 New Orleans mayor in trouble because of her mish as well

Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 02:14 PM (ZGGD+)

29 "Before getting to that, I have bad news:"

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Well, at the risk of sounding human, good for her.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:14 PM (dGCAG)

30 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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The cunter will not hold.
-- William Butler Yeast

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:15 PM (2yu8s)

31 Hotlanta! Macs! Tickets! Swag! You got it? We're buyin'! Thank you, #$#% taxpayers!

Posted by: Livin' Lage Livin' The Dream On The Taxpayers' Dime at January 31, 2024 02:15 PM (rj6Yv)

32 "droopy choadbucket"
__________________________________

When I get my yacht, I have a name. Thank you, Ace.

Posted by: Orson at January 31, 2024 02:15 PM (dIske)

33 "failure to meet the standards of the new administration."

IOW, "wouldn't kick back 10% to Ms. Willis and/or various friends".

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (SRRAx)

34 Misusing funds? sop

Posted by: BignJames at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (AwYPR)

35 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)

36 I eagerly await the newest dispatch from DU, telling us that using taxpayer money to go on a cruise is her RIGHT as a black woman!

Posted by: pookysgirl does not want to go on a boat with 5000 other people at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (dtlDP)

37 >>>Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq.

Come with me, my love
To the sea, the sea of love

--The Honeydrippers

Coincidence?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (weK7N)

38 Droopy Choadbucket. Spell check has no idea how to deal with that.

Posted by: Kratwurst at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (VflO4)

39
Someone has to work, and it will probably be you
Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (D7oie)

________

As someone who's was at the bottom of every org chart I was on - at work and at home - this is true.

Things become much easier when you can order someone else to do them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (oGH7G)

40 Firing an employee reporting abuses? Doesn't that violate whistleblower law?

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)

41
Fulton County. I figure that Lance-Bottoms failed to position Fani for success.

Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at January 31, 2024 02:17 PM (XeU6L)

42 She could supply a very special craft brewery with all the yeast they need.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:17 PM (Gf82x)

43 35 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)
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Kneaded it so bad.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:17 PM (weK7N)

44 I feel like these nicknames for Darius are a way for Ace to revive his own old Instant Messenger names.

Posted by: Rbastid at January 31, 2024 02:17 PM (ZR1fB)

45 "I suppose this temporary settlement could be undone the moment he and Fani Willis are out of trouble."

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Maybe it's just poor wording by whoever wrote the story, but why would anyone have a "temporary" divorce settlement?

Usually the court's actions are final. It's kind of standard language to say "neither party can contest this afterward."

But what the hell do I know, I'm thinking of normal people, not people like Miss Fanny, who holds the fate of "our democracy" in her stink covered fingers.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:17 PM (dGCAG)

46 Doesn't that violate whistleblower law?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)

Bless your heart.. Laws ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (n2vyf)

47 I saw Taxpayer-Funded Dick-Slinger open for Government Mule at the Aragon Ballroom in '92.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (gxokI)

48 42 She could supply a very special craft brewery with all the yeast they need.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:17 PM (Gf82x)

"Do you guys have anything that isn't a chocolate stout?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (VoAdT)

49 SOP is for Fani to hire someone else's boytoy in return for that someone else hiring her's.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (ibTVg)

50 >>> I feel like these nicknames for Darius are a way for Ace to revive his own old Instant Messenger names.

Reginald T. Starfishpuncher

Posted by: ace at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (KRtlO)

51 Does ace go into some kind of daily trance to think up all of these colorful genital nicknames?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

52 You are just trying to racistly tear down a STRONG! BLACK! WOMAN!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:13 PM (oGH7G)

Well, except for the fact that the whistle-blower is also black....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (SRRAx)

53 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)
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Kneaded it so bad.
Posted by: m
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Didn't have enough bread.

Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (XeU6L)

54 Dick-Slinger or Dick-Slingee?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (weK7N)

55 I saw Frequent Crabs open for Pearl Jam in Santa Fe, circa 1996.

Posted by: Montec at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (YofvK)

56 Girth Brooks

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (VoAdT)

57 EFE news is reporting that Portuguese farmers are also protesting, and threatening to block a major highway into Spain

This is only in Spanish and not in the English language section

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (D7oie)

58 I know this is a math-free zone, but has anyone ever divided the amount of these grants by the number of people who are putatively to benefit?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2024 02:12 PM (oGH7G)

Dividing by 0 is not math.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:20 PM (eoQWY)

59 Let's all calm down now people.

She may have put her boytoy on the company dime but there is no record of her saying p*ssy so she's good.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

60 Well, except for the fact that the whistle-blower is also black....

Ahem...multiracial supremacist.

Posted by: The FNM at January 31, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

61 I'm not sure if this is true, but I heard Harvard is about to offer Fanni a spot on its ethics board.

Posted by: Dandalo at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (VtYZF)

62 And Fani Willis fired this aide who brought the misuse of taxpayer funds to her attention.
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I'm guessing the fired aide does not have a nine-inch dick.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (1bNHn)

63 53 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)
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Kneaded it so bad.
Posted by: m
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Didn't have enough bread.
Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (XeU6L)
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Hot buns.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (weK7N)

64 I'm crying over here.

Ace, you're killing it on the Honeydick Esq thing.

Keep 'em coming. I'm bored af today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (o9iNw)

65 54 Dick-Slinger or Dick-Slingee?
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (weK7N)

Forget it, he's on a roll.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (SRRAx)

66
Dividing by 0 is not math.

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

Posted by: The non-gay Buzz Lightyear also the nickname of one of Fani's accessories at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

67 Thank God for crabs. We'd hate it if we were to be associated with Fani.

Posted by: The Lobsters at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (V20V4)

68 Does ace go into some kind of daily trance to think up all of these colorful genital nicknames?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (9yWhg)

I imagine they are written on his walls in lipstick for future reference.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (eoQWY)

69 I always figured that coming up with euphemisms/sexual terms was a power all guys had, just some were more endowed than others.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't have The Gift at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (dtlDP)

70

Is a Pro-Palestinian Gay Muslim with AIDS, I stand with Fani!

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (AcsX0)

71 fee fi fo Fani

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (weK7N)

72 I'm guessing the fired aide does not have a nine-inch dick.

If the dick is not fit you must fire this useless git

Posted by: Fani Willis at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (ibTVg)

73 Say it's not so, Fani. Say it's not so.

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Shoeless Ho.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 02:22 PM (Qtr2K)

74 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck
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Kneaded it so bad.
Posted by: m
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Didn't have enough bread.
Posted by: Zombie John Lewis
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Very crusty, I'm guessing.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (2yu8s)

75 63 53 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)
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Kneaded it so bad.
Posted by: m
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Didn't have enough bread.
Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (XeU6L)
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Hot buns.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (weK7N)
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Forget it, he's on a roll.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (SRRAx)

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (weK7N)

76 I'm not sure if this is true, but I heard Harvard is about to offer Fanni a spot on its ethics board.
Posted by: Dandalo at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (VtYZF)

She'll have to plagiarize a dozen things first to fit in.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (eoQWY)

77 Ace,
You have that little flip book, "creative cursing" don't you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (o9iNw)

78 Ace’s imagery burns too deep in my mind….

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (tFtMw)

79 Not to worry, Kemp's investigative committee is still on it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (eYF7X)

80 I googled Michael Cuffee and he is an odd looking bald skinny black wearing a bow tie. Two of the stories, which happened prior to the above events, was that in 2014 he was accused of molesting young boys. In 2015 he was cleared after an investigation. I don't believe the investigation

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (hB1mF)

81 Stankmonger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:24 PM (VoAdT)

82 Ghetto Lobster > Red Lobster

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2024 02:24 PM (Dc73h)

83 OK, I seem to have misread it. The fired aide was a woman. But she was squealing on another aide, a guy. whom Willis protected. I suppose he's the backup boffer.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2024 02:24 PM (1bNHn)

84 It won't be serious until Barry steps into the Fulton County Imbroglio and tries to use his uhhh ... superpowers of persuasion.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2024 02:24 PM (rj6Yv)

85
Dividing by 0 is not math.

Just because it happens to be the easiest math equation out there does not mean it's not math.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:24 PM (nIvob)

86 78 Ace’s imagery burns too deep in my mind….
Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (tFtMw)

In your hippocampus?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (weK7N)

87 Welp, I'll never look at Red Lobster the same way again

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (VTu1l)

88 Rock Lobster >> Ghetto Lobster > Red Lobster

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (eYF7X)

89 nother victim of aides.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (2yu8s)

golf clap

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (nXhwP)

90 Now my life's goal is to arrange events such that "Sweetdick" actually shows up in this dude's credit report as a previously used name or alias.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (VoAdT)

91 "He wanted to do things with grants that were impossible, and I kept telling him, like, 'We can't do that'"

I can understand why Fani would have been intrigued.

Posted by: Oglebay at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (ogTiX)

92 And as far as I know, whistleblower laws are pretty cut and dried. This looks to me like a clear violation.

Is anyone from DOJ going to get involved? I'm assuming it's a federal case, since it involved fed money.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)

93 89 another victim of aides.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:10 PM (2yu8s)

golf clap
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (nXhwP)

LOL

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (weK7N)

94 There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (2yu8s)

95 "failure to meet the standards of the new administration."

LOL.. Standards..
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:11 PM (n2vyf)

honestly, it actually seems like she DID fail to meet the new standards, she was honest.

not a whoring around embezzler

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (nXhwP)

96 I can't remember the last time I was at Red Robster.

Posted by: dantesed at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (c+gV3)

97 It's Creative Cruelty Wednesday at the HQ. Always a treat, ace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (V8he0)

98 honestly, it actually seems like she DID fail to meet the new standards, she was honest.

not a whoring around embezzler
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (nXhwP)

"Not A Team Player"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (VoAdT)

99 You will see how protected Black women are when Molch gets the call

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (f65x9)

100 One has to imagine that Mrs. Wade finally got her piece of the massive fees that Willis paid Wade to run the RICO prosecution. Up to now, Mrs. Wade complained in earlier filings, she'd gotten bupkis while Willis lived high on the $650,000 in legal fees she paid Wade.

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Over/under on how many millions were provided by scum like the Soroses and Hoffman to "help" get it settled last-minute?

I'll open the bidding at $5 million ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (Qtr2K)

101 92 And as far as I know, whistleblower laws are pretty cut and dried.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)

Also, snizzes are pretty, cut and dried.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (weK7N)

102 75 63 53 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)
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Kneaded it so bad.
Posted by: m
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Didn't have enough bread.
Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (XeU6L)
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Hot buns.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (weK7N)
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Forget it, he's on a roll.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (weK7N)

Was actually commenting on another comment, but I'll allow it....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (SRRAx)

103 Back to basics. Is Fani a Soros DA?

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (rj6Yv)

104 Atlanta isn't quite as corrupt as your typical sub-saharan African City, but it isn't for lack of effort.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (Omgxq)

105 Now my life's goal is to arrange events such that "Sweetdick" actually shows up in this dude's credit report as a previously used name or alias.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:25 PM (VoAdT)

I guess you could send them a report you loaned him 10 bucks with that alias and see if it sticks.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (eoQWY)

106 So the shorter version I get out of all of this is that Willis was probably boning Cufree as well and some of the sweet swag she was probably going to be a "gifted" with. She again, was protecting her harem.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

107 97 It's Creative Cruelty Wednesday at the HQ. Always a treat, ace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 02:26 PM (V8he0)

Not for nothing is it called "Hump Day."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:28 PM (weK7N)

108 These are excerpts from the book, “50 Shades of Ace”.

Posted by: Crazy to be sane, certified moron and virtue signaler at January 31, 2024 02:28 PM (tFtMw)

109 Podcast with Tom Platz and Dorian Yates on right now. Body building/fitness people 9 times out of 10 are "right-wing".

Subject turned to politics and Trump for a few minutes.

Posted by: JROD at January 31, 2024 02:28 PM (IlL6s)

110 There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.
Posted by: andycanuck

I have 50 ways to leave a loaf.

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 31, 2024 02:28 PM (9yWhg)

111 I googled Michael Cuffee and he is an odd looking bald skinny black wearing a bow tie. Two of the stories, which happened prior to the above events, was that in 2014 he was accused of molesting young boys. In 2015 he was cleared after an investigation. I don't believe the investigation
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 02:23 PM (hB1mF)

And I believe it has been said Atlanta is one of the hubs of the child sex trafficking industry in this country.

This could be a VERY big can of worms being opened here.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:28 PM (dGCAG)

112 75 63 53 I read that as "Yeast Festival"
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She was trying to get a rise out of him.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (2yu8s)
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Kneaded it so bad.
Posted by: m
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Didn't have enough bread.
Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at January 31, 2024 02:19 PM (XeU6L)
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Hot buns.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (weK7N)
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Forget it, he's on a roll.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at January 31, 2024 02:21 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:23

WITHOUT THE PROOF YOU MUST FREE THE GOOF!

Posted by: Jacky Chiles at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (OiAR7)

113 Atlanta isn't quite as corrupt as your typical sub-saharan African City, but it isn't for lack of effort.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (Omgxq)

They recently tossed out the French, so they might have gotten significantly cleaner.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (eoQWY)

114

I prefer dry hump day..

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (AcsX0)

115 >>There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.
Posted by: andycanuck

I have a loafer collection - Kevin McCarthy

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (eYF7X)

116 110 There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.
Posted by: andycanuck

I have 50 ways to leave a loaf.
Posted by: Amber Heard at January 31, 2024 02:28 PM (9yWhg)

aagghh

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (weK7N)

117 Ignore my comment @80 . Turns out Cuffee was the one who called the cops on the alleged molester. Unfortunately he still looks the part.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 02:30 PM (hB1mF)

118 There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.
Posted by: andycanuck
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I have 50 ways to leave a loaf.
Posted by: Amber Heard

Couldn't you find a better place to pinch that loaf?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2024 02:30 PM (MsrgL)

119 I rate this post as:

Sufficiently Cruel

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (53oGX)

120 Fanni Willis out there working her hardest, on her back btw, trying to disprove the theory that you can't ride two horses (in her case - stallions) with one ass.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

121 This is fine. We just need better candidates. 😔

Posted by: Memedog at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (rdk84)

122 Atlanta isn't quite as corrupt as your typical sub-saharan African City, but it isn't for lack of effort.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (Omgxq)

Concur. In Kampala, they may make mistakes out of ignorance but they are at least trying and polite.
In Atlanta, they make mistakes on purpose because they don't give 2 shits and anything to make it hard on YT and you can smell the insolence.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (Dc73h)

123 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott

MSNBC’s
@JoeNBC
on Taylor Swift fans vs. Trump fans: “Her fans won’t actually kill four cops … They won’t take American flags and turn them into spears and spear law enforcement officers”

http://tinyurl.com/2cxec5ud

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (NpAcC)

124 So the shorter version I get out of all of this is that Willis was probably boning Cufree as well and some of the sweet swag she was probably going to be a "gifted" with. She again, was protecting her harem.
Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

If you read up, it would appear this guy is a kiddie diddler.

This thing might get a LOT uglier, and go a long long way to beginning to answer some of the questions as to why Don Trump is such a threat to "our democracy."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (dGCAG)

125 115 >>There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.
Posted by: andycanuck

I have a loafer collection - Kevin McCarthy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (eYF7X)

Is there light there?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (weK7N)

126 There's a snake in my snizz!

Posted by: Sweetdick Darrious Talking Cowboy Action Figure at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (hirWM)

127 Willis is one nasty piece of work.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (W/lyH)

128 I think we're being a little hard on Fanni...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (ZV+pB)

129 These are excerpts from the book, “50 Shades of Ace”.
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Mr Wicket W. Warrick-Grey

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:32 PM (2yu8s)

130 Fat, Dumb and full of cum is no way to go through life Fani.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 02:32 PM (MGqzM)

131 46 Doesn't that violate whistleblower law?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:16 PM (eoQWY)

Bless your heart.. Laws ?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:18 PM (n2vyf)

Whistle blower laws must be the most foolish things in existence.
They only protect friends of the program.

Posted by: VDH - Cruelty Rating Systems at January 31, 2024 02:32 PM (53oGX)

132 Ignore my comment @80 . Turns out Cuffee was the one who called the cops on the alleged molester. Unfortunately he still looks the part.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 31, 2024 02:30 PM (hB1mF)

Dammit! I was already letting my conspiracy brain go to all the places.

Oh well.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:32 PM (dGCAG)

133 Off Rating System sock

Posted by: Inogame at January 31, 2024 02:32 PM (53oGX)

134 122 Atlanta isn't quite as corrupt as your typical sub-saharan African City, but it isn't for lack of effort.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2024 02:27 PM (Omgxq)
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I think they are tied with New Orleans and Jackson.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (pLaQB)

135 Black Lives Matter!!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (NpAcC)

136 Much of Wade's money was born of a corrupt undertaking designed to fleece the taxpayers and even though granted to an ex-spouse can be clawed back by the State

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (tU125)

137 And I sent you away oh Fani...Well you came and you stopped me from shaking..and I need you today Oh Fani...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (MGqzM)

138 125 115 >>There must be 50 ways to leave your loafer.
Posted by: andycanuck

I have a loafer collection - Kevin McCarthy
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:29 PM (eYF7X)

Is there light there?
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (weK7N)

ARMAGEDDON!! -
Robert D. Raifford awesome audio clip

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (N39Ws)

139 I saw Mummycoozie open for Iron Maiden at Hippodrome de Paris in 1980.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 02:33 PM (Qtr2K)

140 Crooked and stupid is no way to go through life, Fani. You are much better suited to working a street corner.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at January 31, 2024 02:34 PM (JNTt1)

141 Doesn't that violate whistleblower law?

I'm sure Fanni has the 2nd part of that down pat.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2024 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

142
MSNBC’s
@JoeNBC
on Taylor Swift fans vs. Trump fans: “Her fans won’t actually kill four cops … They won’t take American flags and turn them into spears and spear law enforcement officers”

http://tinyurl.com/2cxec5ud
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM

Yeah and four cops were not killed you lying pathetic

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:34 PM (n2vyf)

143 I couldn't find anything about a Willis-Soros connection, so I guess this is a local story about a girl just trying to make ends meet.

Posted by: mrp at January 31, 2024 02:34 PM (rj6Yv)

144 MSNBC’s
@JoeNBC
on Taylor Swift fans vs. Trump fans: “Her fans won’t actually kill four cops … They won’t take American flags and turn them into spears and spear law enforcement officers”

http://tinyurl.com/2cxec5ud
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2024 02:31 PM (NpAcC)

Again, what must it be like to be Joyless Reed. You have to say these things, and even your dumb ass knows none of it's true, but you're forced to say it, because your masters tell you to.

Nobody's holding a gun to your head, you sick Boris Johnson haircut wearing whore. You're a slave by choice.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:34 PM (dGCAG)

145 Mummenschantz >>>> Mummycooze

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 31, 2024 02:35 PM (9yWhg)

146 Sounds like Timpson has grounds to file for redress as a whistle-blower who was retaliated against. She did exactly what she was legally supposed to do and was punished for it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 31, 2024 02:35 PM (nC+QA)

147
I wonder when the hammer is gonna drop on the other prosecutor Jack Smith. There's some stench rising from Europe that should be taking him down any day.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (nIvob)

148 "Mrs. Sweetdick" was the working title of Mrs. Doubtfire.

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (Qtr2K)

149 Doesn't that violate whistleblower law?
Posted by: Oldcat

You are such a Republican.

Posted by: The Legal System at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (zMQny)

150 She did exactly what she was legally supposed to do and was punished for it.
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That seems to be a trend these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (pLaQB)

151 MSNBC’s
@JoeNBC
on Taylor Swift fans vs. Trump fans: “Her fans won’t actually kill four cops … They won’t take American flags and turn them into spears and spear law enforcement officers”

So where do both groups end up on the "murder your intern because you are a psychopath perv and cohosts your show with a washed up scrunt"?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (ibTVg)

152 Another kick to the mouse in the dick:

@jhaskinscabrera
·
53s
.
@GovRonDeSantis
wins again!

Federal judge dismisses challenges to Disney board (Central Florida Tourism Oversight District) for lack of standing and failure to state a claim.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2024 02:38 PM (IG4Id)

153 I saw Washed Up Scrunt open for Pussy Riot at Wembley Stadium in '11

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at January 31, 2024 02:38 PM (ZV+pB)

154 Twenty bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:38 PM (tU125)

155 MSNBC’s
@JoeNBC
on Taylor Swift fans vs. Trump fans: “Her fans won’t actually kill four cops … They won’t take American flags and turn them into spears and spear law enforcement officers”
____

four cops killed? Blood libel, Joe.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 31, 2024 02:38 PM (fs1hN)

156 I remember when BLM assassinated 5 cops in Dallas. The response from the FNM was "ACAB"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:39 PM (ibTVg)

157 This article was posted at the Atlantic: "Is American Journalism Headed Toward an ‘Extinction-Level Event’?"

It includes this wondrous sentence: "What makes this so unnerving is the fact that the meltdown has come amid—and in seeming defiance of—a generally booming economy."

A generally booming economy? Are you shitting me?! That sentence - that one right there - PERFECTLY encapsulates why journalism is in fact headed toward an extinction-level event, and Mr. Farhi just can't quite notice it EVEN WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT IT!

Hope to see ace take this on one and pen a masterful 'learn to code' treatise. I'd even read it before scrolling to the comments.

Because ace, unlike journalism, is NOT headed towards and extinction-level event. If anything, post like this one, predicated on mocking the ever-loving-shit out of Fanni and her Chimney-Sweep-de-Snuzz, demonstrate that ace is still on the upswing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2024 02:39 PM (/nCD+)

158 So where do both groups end up on the "murder your intern because you are a psychopath perv and cohosts your show with a washed up scrunt"?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (ibTVg)

Oops! I thought that was Joy Reed saying it.

Yeah, Joe "Intern Killer" Scarborough is THE most pathetic simp in the universe. Everyone else has a better excuse than he, for why they lie to their audience.

You killed an intern, Joe. Just admit it. Going to prison can't be worse than being the bitch you are now.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 31, 2024 02:39 PM (dGCAG)

159 There's a snizz suffocating the danger noodle!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2024 02:39 PM (R+X/W)

160 New Orleans mayor in trouble because of her mish as well
Posted by: nckate

She's another beauty. I remember this when it came out that she was using taxpayer funds to fly first class to Dubai and other European cities. She came out with this classic response:

During a September 2022 press conference, she defended her choice by asserting that she couldn’t opt for economy class, citing concerns about the safety of Black women on certain commercial flights.

There are other misappropriated funds misuse on security and other boondoggles she has been on plus but also having an extramarital affair with a recently divorced NOPD Officer Jeffrey Vappie, a cop often tasked with providing security for the politician. The two were often seen at the city paid apartment in NOLA.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 02:39 PM (oiNtH)

161 Spongeworthy Squarepants met Crabby Patty at the Choad Bucket.

Posted by: Sweetdick Darrious Talking Cowboy Action Figure at January 31, 2024 02:40 PM (hirWM)

162 I wonder when the hammer is gonna drop on the other prosecutor Jack Smith. There's some stench rising from Europe that should be taking him down any day.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:36 PM (nIvob)

I don't know, does the US turn over people to the ICJ on a warrant? I think that is what is going to be the next step. Does Biden say, "sorry no, screw off" or is there a treaty in place?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:40 PM (D7oie)

163 Every Scrunt, how do you say, should be washed up...

Posted by: The Paolo at January 31, 2024 02:40 PM (ZV+pB)

164 Joke
Take my choadbucket bitch please.

Reminds me, saw a guy with his pants half way between his ass and knees on a skateboard.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2024 02:40 PM (J8LnB)

165 I've never knowingly listened to a Taylor Swift song. When did that musical choice become a political statement?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (Gf82x)

166 157 Sad what’s happened to The Atlantic. It used to be a genuinely interesting and informative magazine.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (9yWhg)

167 There's a snizz suffocating the danger noodle!

Given I’ve usually heard “danger noodle” as a name for tornadoes that must be some snizz!

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (8pcBS)

168 165 I've never knowingly listened to a Taylor Swift song. When did that musical choice become a political statement?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (Gf82x)

When she started doing PSA's for get out the vote

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (n2vyf)

169 This article was posted at the Atlantic: "Is American Journalism Headed Toward an ‘Extinction-Level Event’?"

One of the few good things to come out of the Information Age. The freedom to use the virtual printing press is now cheaper and available to more people than ever before.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 31, 2024 02:42 PM (2tdDi)

170 165 I've never knowingly listened to a Taylor Swift song. When did that musical choice become a political statement?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (Gf82x)

Celebrity endorsement of a political candidate and/or party.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:42 PM (weK7N)

171 KJP refuses to say if Decrepit Joe will drink the tap water when he visits East Palestine, PA, next month (TBD day). She scolded the guy asking the question, saying the purpose of the visit is not a political stunt. Suuurrrrre.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 02:42 PM (5fDan)

172 There's a snizz suffocating the danger noodle!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2024 02:39 PM (R+X/W)
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For some reason, I find the term "danger noodle" absolutely laugh-out-loud hysterical.

Belongs up there with "trouser titan."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 02:42 PM (7fElN)

173 166 157 Sad what’s happened to The Atlantic. It used to be a genuinely interesting and informative magazine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (9yWhg)

This is true.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (weK7N)

174 Megyn Kelly on Being Targeted by Moderna for Sharing Her COVID Vaccine Side Effects Publicly

"I got targeted by Moderna who is very worried that this would add to the growing concern around autoimmune disorders following COVID-19 vaccinations. They're admitting internally that it's a problem but they're upset that I am talking about it, and Alex Berenson and Russell Brand and Michael Shellenberger and Dr. Jay Bhattacharya are talking about it because they don't want it discussed. And the mainstream media outlets were only too happy to comply."

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (RHGPo)

175 Special Counsel Smith has not been knocked off his perch yet because of his illegitimate appointment by the junta.

This bothers me. We're having some of these troubles unnecessarily because they are allowed by the USSC.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (tU125)

176 ... it does demonstrate that Fani Willis is as loose with rules about spending taxpayer money as she is in her [v]droopy slackwalled choadbucket.

----------

Ace is a wordsmith for our times.

"Roll over B. Shakespeare
Tell G. Orwell the news."

Posted by: ShainS -- Civil War 2: 10th Amendment Revolution Boogaloo at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (Qtr2K)

177 The is and does every rotten thing it accuses Trump of, which of course he did not do.

I so fuckin hate the left, DEI, and affirmative action

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (PQ4m2)

178 Migrants just looking for a better life,,, and kicking New York cops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujMIUCgFsg

Posted by: TeeJ at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (ix5nG)

179 Whoops - East Palestine, OHIO

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (5fDan)

180 Reminds me, saw a guy with his pants half way between his ass and knees on a skateboard.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2024 02:40 PM (J8LnB)
---
Was his "danger noodle" swaying gently in the breeze?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

181 Politicians are often corrupt regardless of color.

But it seems like politicians of color are particularly brazen about it. Like appropriating their own reparations.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:44 PM (xhfG9)

182 Biden Admin-Released Migrant Crime Wave Sweeping Sanctuary Cities

Sancutary cities and their suburbs are experiencing a crime wave from migrants who are released by the Biden administration after illegally crossing the border between ports of entry. Police, particularly in the Chicago area and New York City, reported significant increases in crime related to migrants relocated to their cities. The police chief of Oak Brook, Illinois, a suburb of the sanctuary city of Chicago, is reporting a series of crimes being committed by migrants who the Biden administration released after they illegally crossed the border between ports of entry.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 02:44 PM (RHGPo)

183 I've never knowingly listened to a Taylor Swift song. When did that musical choice become a political statement?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (Gf82x)

what ever happened to the furious news about TicketMaster gouging on Taylor Swift tickets? was that part of the run up to her current famosity?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (D7oie)

184 Sad what’s happened to The Atlantic. It used to be a genuinely interesting and informative magazine.

The left that you could have a calm measured discussion with is gone. The Atlantic was one of their organs but as ALL of the left has gone crazy over the last couple of decades.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (ibTVg)

185 169 This article was posted at the Atlantic: "Is American Journalism Headed Toward an ‘Extinction-Level Event’?"

One of the few good things to come out of the Information Age. The freedom to use the virtual printing press is now cheaper and available to more people than ever before.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 31, 2024 02:42 PM (2tdDi)

Would be nice if The Atlantic shut down after the issue that contains that article.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (weK7N)

186 KJP refuses to say if Decrepit Joe will drink the tap water when he visits East Palestine, PA, next month (TBD day). She scolded the guy asking the question, saying the purpose of the visit is not a political stunt. Suuurrrrre.

Posted by: Gref at

I can't imagine Joe doing his own stunts.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (Gf82x)

187 Have they ever found out what happened to the 900 million that former NYC mayor, Chirlane McCray was given to start a mental health project and what the money was actually used for?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (NpAcC)

188 When did that musical choice become a political statement?

Apparently Trump told his surrogates to “declare war” on her and the media won’t shut up about Taylor vs MAGA now.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (8pcBS)

189
a $488,000 federal grant--earmarked for the creation of a Center of Youth Empowerment and Gang Prevention

----

How utterly ridiculous. I think it was understood by all involved that this grant was provided with the intent that it was to be looted.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (FPgfB)

190 Attorney General Merrick Garland will undergo back surgery over the weekend during which his duties will be temporary transferred to his deputy, the Justice Department announced Monday.

Garland will be under general anesthesia during the 90-minute procedure on Saturday, at which time Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco will assume his duties, DOJ spokesperson Xochitl Hinojosa said in a statement issued to media outlets.

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (RHGPo)

191 Bill Buckley once wrote that Norman Mailer and P.G. Wodehouse - polar opposites in the world of literature - had one thing in common: they could generally be counted on to invent at least one genuinely original metaphor on every page of their novels. Ace obviously has the same gift.

Posted by: Paco at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (njExo)

192 179 Whoops - East Palestine, OHIO
Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (5fDan)

From the Ohio to Lake Erie....

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:46 PM (xhfG9)

193 A 285-year-old lemon found in the back of an old cabinet drawer was auctioned for $1,780 in England. Brettells Auctioneers in Shropshire said a 19th century cabinet was brought to the auction house by a family who said it had belonged to a deceased uncle. A specialist was photographing the cabinet for sale when the lemon was discovered in the back of a drawer. The fruit was inscribed with the message: "Given By Mr P Lu Franchini Nov 4 1739 to Miss E Baxter."

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 02:46 PM (RHGPo)

194 KJP refuses to say if Decrepit Joe will drink the tap water when he visits East Palestine, PA, next month (TBD day). She scolded the guy asking the question, saying the purpose of the visit is not a political stunt. Suuurrrrre.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 02:42 PM (5fDan)

Joetato isn't going to live that long. Unless they just give him the paddles and juice and send him in for another three minutes.

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:46 PM (tU125)

195 Apparently Trump told his surrogates to “declare war” on her and the media won’t shut up about Taylor vs MAGA now.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (8pcBS)

I heard Trump wants a Gorilla Channel on cable, too....

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:47 PM (xhfG9)

196 Nah, son, don't be a fag. The ex-wife has used the affair to extract a ton of money from Sweetdick Darrius, but her agreement to a settlement does not confer some kind of immunity on Sweetdick and Mummycooze. The news that she hired her Professional Boner with taxpayer funds and then had those funds effectively kicked back to her in the form of cruises and trips is still a concern to the state of Georgia, and the judge overseeing this case will be asking the same sort of questions that Mrs. Sweetdick intended to ask.
++++
Only because of racism.

Or something.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 02:47 PM (B2vkr)

197 Not since the glory days of Anthony Weiner in 2011 have I seen Ace so enthused and magical, verily Rabelaisian, almost as much as Fani's boyfriend's schlong.

Posted by: Jewish Odysseus at January 31, 2024 02:47 PM (bvp+i)

198 166 157 Sad what’s happened to The Atlantic. It used to be a genuinely interesting and informative magazine.
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There are no such things as magazines. They died a while ago.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 02:47 PM (Hpgos)

199 If you just let black women screw coworkers, funnel money to their dicking partner, fire anyone around them who is a straight shooter, and lie their asses off, they could save the whole world!!

Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 02:48 PM (JeYYB)

200 Xochitl Hinojosa said in a statement issued to media outlets.
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 02:45 PM (RHGPo)

I know that that's pronounced "So-sheel" on account'a i read it on a bag of tortilla chips what were also called that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2024 02:48 PM (VoAdT)

201 166 157 Sad what’s happened to The Atlantic. It used to be a genuinely interesting and informative magazine.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:41 PM (9yWhg)

This is true.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:43 PM (weK7N)

There is only one Lord of the Woke and he does not share power.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:48 PM (eoQWY)

202 Ace from an earlier thread:

"They've turned academics into a scam, and so it's now flooded with scamsters."

Im reporting in late today. If someone has not already kissed your ass with respect to the above statement, it's a perfect summary of modern academia.

Posted by: A Perfect One-Line Summary at January 31, 2024 02:48 PM (L81HX)

203 Fanni is a Cultural Marxist, that's all it takes to get a position

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 02:48 PM (fwDg9)

204 Ukraine Ambassador Expresses Anti-Taiwan Sentiment, ‘Committed To The One-China Principle’

.. I can't see what this helps

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (RHGPo)

205 "He wanted to do things with grants that were impossible, and I kept telling him, like, 'We can't do that,'" Timpson told Willis in a Nov. 19, 2021, meeting. "He told everybody ... 'We're going to get MacBooks, we're going to get swag, we're going to use it for travel.' I said, 'You
cannot do that, it's a very, very specific grant.'"

"I respect that is your assessment," Willis responded. "And I'm not saying that your assessment is wrong."
++++
The silent ending part of that is, "but I'm going to do it anyway."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (B2vkr)

206 198 166 157 Sad what’s happened to The Atlantic. It used to be a genuinely interesting and informative magazine.
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There are no such things as magazines. They died a while ago.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 02:47 PM (Hpgos)

Tablet magazine is good.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (weK7N)

207 193 Can we trade our 285-year-old lemon in the White House for that one?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

208 If you just let black women screw coworkers, funnel money to their dicking partner, fire anyone around them who is a straight shooter, and lie their asses off, they could save the whole world!!
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 31, 2024 02:48 PM (JeYYB)

Except they are too busy screwing coworkers, funnellng money, and firing people and lying to get around to anything else.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (eoQWY)

209 @JoeNBC
on Taylor Swift fans vs. Trump fans: “Her fans won’t actually kill four cops … They won’t take American flags and turn them into spears and spear law enforcement officers”
____

The FIB are Trump fans?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (MGqzM)

210 Ukraine Ambassador Expresses Anti-Taiwan Sentiment, ‘Committed To The One-China Principle’

When China invades Taiwan and Slow Joe says that we are too over stretched to do anything about it at least we'll still be saving "Ukrainian Democracy"

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (ibTVg)

211 I'm feeling a little bit pregnant again.

Half of government offices are STILL empty and Cabinet members are 'abusing' telework policies: Republicans demand Biden ramp up battle to get remote federal employees back to work

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (eYF7X)

212 Tablet magazine is good.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (weK7N)

I like Magpul - the ones with the window are pretty cool.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (xhfG9)

213 Does anybody in the Fati Willis "administration speak English?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (17s+e)

214 This brunette in a dress and stockings will tolerate a baseline level of embezzlement and corruption by her public officials, but thinks that this probably constitutes "taking it over the line:"
http://tiny.cc/74slwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (B2vkr)

215 207 193 Can we trade our 285-year-old lemon in the White House for that one?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 02:49 PM (9yWhg)

LOL

Posted by: m at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (weK7N)

216 That must be some big dick he's got.

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (s5ZnM)

217
Half of government offices are STILL empty and Cabinet members are 'abusing' telework policies: Republicans demand Biden ramp up battle to get remote federal employees back to work

I'd rather have them "working from home" and watching pron all day then in the office causing normies trouble.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 31, 2024 02:51 PM (ibTVg)

218 wouldn't mind getting a job with the government. Lord knows I'm tired of having to work for a living.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 31, 2024 02:11
****
Your 'job' is to service Fani mish. Do you still want the job?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:51 PM (tU125)

219 Experts tell us the accusations against Fani Willis are just the sort of thing a racist white supremacist would say.

Posted by: Helpful Propaganda Media at January 31, 2024 02:51 PM (F0zHx)

220 That must be some big dick he's got.
Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (s5ZnM)
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I dunno about "big," but per his nickname, it's apparently "sweet."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 02:51 PM (B2vkr)

221 If Big Mike is ever elected to anything from dogcatcher to POTUS, we can very accurately predict her mode of operation. It will mirror what we've seen from Fani, Cori, Letitia, Muriel Bowser, Maxine Waters, Groot Lightfoot, London Breed, etc.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 02:51 PM (5fDan)

222 Did someone say Lemon Party?

Posted by: Naked Joe Biden at January 31, 2024 02:51 PM (L81HX)

223 " I remember this when it came out that she was using taxpayer funds to fly first class to Dubai and other European cities."

She's the mayor of New Orleans. There is no possible job function that could take her out of the county (Parish?), much less to any place overseas.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 31, 2024 02:52 PM (ou9hh)

224 KJP refuses to say if Decrepit Joe will drink the tap water when he visits East Palestine, PA, next month (TBD day). She scolded the guy asking the question, saying the purpose of the visit is not a political stunt. Suuurrrrre.

Posted by: Gref

Hopefully the city as a whole will not show up and boycott him if indeed he does go. I don't know if the Mayor can do this, however what the Mayor can say to Biden is "The good citizens here wanted me to convey a message to you - too little, too late".

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

225 >>214 This brunette in a dress and stockings will tolerate a baseline level of embezzlement and corruption by her public officials, but thinks that this probably constitutes "taking it over the line:"
http://tiny.cc/74slwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

Nice set of gams on that girl. 9/10

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:52 PM (eYF7X)

226 Republicans demand Biden ramp up battle to get remote federal employees back to work
======================
I find stopping paychecks helpful in this "battle"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (F0zHx)

227 This brunette in a dress and stockings will tolerate a baseline level of embezzlement and corruption by her public officials, but thinks that this probably constitutes "taking it over the line:"
http://tiny.cc/74slwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

A Mannix-Fen convergence? Could this be the end of the universe?

CERN, what have you done? Nooooooo....

Posted by: Amber Heard at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (9yWhg)

228
True Entertainment Historical Fact:

"Sweetdick and Mummycooze" was a proposed, but never implemented, adjunct "street cop" show for "Starsky and Hutch".

It was canned because test audiences were revolted when the four principals went on double dates. "Wait, what? Sweetdick is escorting Hutch? Ewwwwwwwww!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (xG4kz)

229 Half of government offices are STILL empty and Cabinet members are 'abusing' telework policies: Republicans demand Biden ramp up battle to get remote federal employees back to work
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (eYF7X)

Wait wut? Republicans pounce is the story again?

Thats not even what is happening. The Dem mayor of DC is pushing to have them come back because small business and the DC tax base has been wrecked.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (xhfG9)

230 194. Joetato... - torabora

LOL! If that's been floating around, somehow I've contrived to miss it.

Posted by: Paco at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (njExo)

231 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Ki//m)

232 She's the mayor of New Orleans. There is no possible job function that could take her out of the county (Parish?), much less to any place overseas.
Posted by: FeatherBlade

A climate change conference. Ahem.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (oiNtH)

233 Nah, son, don't be a fag. The ex-wife has used the affair to extract a ton of money from Sweetdick Darrius, but her agreement to a settlement does not confer some kind of immunity on Sweetdick and Mummycooze. The news that she hired her Professional Boner with taxpayer funds and then had those funds effectively kicked back to her in the form of cruises and trips is still a concern to the state of Georgia, and the judge overseeing this case will be asking the same sort of questions that Mrs. Sweetdick intended to ask.
++++
Only because of racism.

Or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 02:47 PM (B2vkr)

What could be funny about this. Wife gets a settlement that gives her 50+ percent of the scam money or so as arrears in the divorce. Also has future alimony based on this level. Publicity shuts down this income, and the Feds come looking to him for the money. He owes the Feds and his wife big monthly checks.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (eoQWY)

234 You've been pretty hard on crabs lately, Ace.

Posted by: THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT MOVIE at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (W+TLY)

235 Does anybody in the Fati Willis "administration speak English?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (17s+e)

Ummmmmmmmmm...No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 31, 2024 02:54 PM (Dc73h)

236 Speaking of Georgia-

Jennie Taer
@JennieSTaer

🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE VIDEO shows Migrants tucked away in a hidden room under military guard at the Atlanta Airport

@realcoltonmoore
of the
@freedomcaucusga
took the video after he was contacted by a concerned whistleblower. Sen. Moore was blocked from entering.
WATCH:

http://tinyurl.com/46kr3cwz

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2024 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

237 Well at least she's a straight cooter. Could you imagine if the door swings both ways?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 02:54 PM (tU125)

238 >>214 This brunette in a dress and stockings will tolerate a baseline level of embezzlement and corruption by her public officials, but thinks that this probably constitutes "taking it over the line:"
http://tiny.cc/74slwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) a

Nice set of gams on that girl. 9/10
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:52 PM (eYF7X)
================
9/10? So, you Would Not Bang?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2024 02:54 PM (F0zHx)

239 but thinks that this probably constitutes "taking it over the line:"

Sounds like she's been taking it any way she can get it.

Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 31, 2024 02:54 PM (2tdDi)

240 An old similar lie of Joe's...

Joe Scarborough @JoeNBC · Jun 1, 2020
What would Jesus do? I’m guessing he wouldn’t target people with tear gas and rubber bullets so he could get a photo op holding a Bible upside down. Just a wild hunch.
=====
Smoke not gas; I don't remember about rubber bullets being used in the D.C. rioters/arsonists.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 31, 2024 02:54 PM (2yu8s)

241 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Ki//m)

A two state solution, from the Ohio river to the Lake Erie.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:55 PM (eoQWY)

242
231 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Ki//m)

-----

Scientists have determined that the explosion did something to the local ice cream. Something unique.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 31, 2024 02:56 PM (G6qJm)

243 I used to handle grants for physicists at an university and I would throughly read the grants. I would nix anything that wasn't specifically stated in the contract.

The fact that these fuckers weren't audited pisses me off. I had to justify spending whenever the agency who provided funds wanted documentation.

This is bullshit fraud that would have sent me to jail.

Posted by: mpfs, Burn Mouse Burn at January 31, 2024 02:56 PM (s5ZnM)

244 >>9/10? So, you Would Not Bang?
Posted by: Huck Follywood a

Would.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:56 PM (eYF7X)

245 Half of government offices are STILL empty and Cabinet members are 'abusing' telework policies: Republicans demand Biden ramp up battle to get remote federal employees back to work
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:50 PM (eYF7X)

Wait wut? Republicans pounce is the story again?

Thats not even what is happening. The Dem mayor of DC is pushing to have them come back because small business and the DC tax base has been wrecked.
Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (xhfG9)

Its a lot easier to pretend to work at home than in those downtown offices.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:57 PM (eoQWY)

246 Most guys, even really, really rich guys, can't stand against the indefatigable avarice of the divorce attorney. They just have to give that shark a 7-10 figure toungebath on his fishy dickfin.

But not this King of men. This champion has a grimfaced Party bag/hatchet man show up to that guy's office with a palette of taxpayer money in the back of a U-Haul driven by a pair coldblooded killers, and that divorce problem just... goes away.

It must be nice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2024 02:57 PM (0FoWg)

247 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Ki//m)
++++
Dear Leader is accused by various running dogs, hoarders, wreckers and counterrevolutionaries of having poor memory due to his age.

Let this visit to the site of a disaster put such concerns to bed. Dear Leader's memory is elephantine. He does not forget. Now that the dust has settled and East Palestine is on the long road to recovery, Dear Leader has decided to go observe the progress and lend aid to the community when it needs it most - after the enemies of the state have largely forgotten about it.

The People's enemies forget. Dear Leader does not.

Posted by: Party Spokesman at January 31, 2024 02:57 PM (B2vkr)

248 What could be funny about this. Wife gets a settlement that gives her 50+ percent of the scam money or so as arrears in the divorce. Also has future alimony based on this level. Publicity shuts down this income, and the Feds come looking to him for the money. He owes the Feds and his wife big monthly checks.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (eoQWY)

Since most likely the agreement is sealed we will never know, but I don't believe for a minute that this was a split of the scam money that made it work. Most of that has been spent and no way all the butthurt was resolved for a few hundred thousand dollars.

Somebody like Hunter's sugarbro came in and carpetbombed the aggrieved soon-to-be ex with millions of dollars.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 02:58 PM (xhfG9)

249 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Ki//m)

It's all the support for Palestineites he can muster

Posted by: B.L. Otto Schtumbler at January 31, 2024 02:58 PM (dzZCL)

250 242
231 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now?
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So East Palestine can smell the glove.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 02:58 PM (e9bwN)

251 Mummycooze

HAH! You keep topping yourself, ace.

How about "Cruella DeVag"?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 31, 2024 02:59 PM (wtvvX)

252 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:59 PM (eYF7X)

253 Beau Biden died evacuating the people of East Palestine before single-handedly cleaning up the mess. Joe’s just going to lay flowers on his grave in the local cemetery.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:00 PM (9yWhg)

254 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?

I GET TO RIDE A PONY!

/Jumps up and down like a tween

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (ibTVg)

255 252 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:59 PM (eYF7X)

Hope they represent the full spectrum of equine sexuality....

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (xhfG9)

256 I sincerely hope someone is faxing Ace's missives about Sweetdick and Mummycooze to their respective offices on a daily basis.

Posted by: Dantes at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (fVKtH)

257 Ford plans to hire Chinese military software supplier for EV factory in US: GOP investigators

I thought the Big 3 were stopping production of EV's because nobody is buying their shit cars?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (eYF7X)

258 I GET TO RIDE A PONY!

/Jumps up and down like a tween
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (ibTVg)
++++
:: snort ::

Well done, 18-1.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (B2vkr)

259 252
They're going to have Shetlands that identify as Clydesdale pulling a Radio Flyer...

Posted by: B.L. Otto Schtumbler at January 31, 2024 03:02 PM (dzZCL)

260 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?

Posted by: Maj. Healey
===

Well then I'm going to buy cases of that swill because they have shown me respect. Said nobody ever.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 03:02 PM (17s+e)

261 I hate coming into a thread at Willow time. I'm certain I missed a fantastic droopy slackwalled choadbucket haiku somewhere, but too lazy to go through 250 comments to find it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at January 31, 2024 03:02 PM (z+89e)

262 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM

Next week, he's going to the Exon Valdez spill site. Then the week after that, Three Mile Island.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2024 03:02 PM (MGqzM)

263 252 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?
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I thought they killed them and served them to the illegals?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:02 PM (e9bwN)

264 I always liked the Budweiser Clydesdales.

Thought they were magnificent creatures. Still do.

Still won't buy their beer. Never have. Never will.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2024 03:02 PM (VQQA3)

265 231 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 02:53 PM (Ki//m)

My take: The planned and budgeted cleanup and restoration is complete or near-complete, so Joe's going there to tell us what a wonderful job he's done in East Palestine.

Whether or not the planned and budgeted work is an adequate fix is different question.

Today, KJP said Joe's going in February because the Mayor formally invited him. I guess the Mayor was told to so or face a lifetime of IRS and FBI investigations.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)

266 I GET TO RIDE A PONY!

/Jumps up and down like a tween

Is that you Fati Willis?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 31, 2024 03:03 PM (17s+e)

267 If they're bringing back the Clydesdales, how long until they retry the old "Rally 'Round the Flag" military rah-rah ads and camo-pattern cans that are all about American Heritage?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:03 PM (B2vkr)

268 Bring back those horses. Horses have huge cocks. Our customers love cocks.

Posted by: The Fags at A-B at January 31, 2024 03:04 PM (0FoWg)

269 I always liked the Budweiser Clydesdales.

Thought they were magnificent creatures. Still do.

Still won't buy their beer. Never have. Never will.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I saw them at an event in San Diego many moons ago. They are absolutely beautiful animals that don't deserve to be associated with Budweiser any longer.

Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 03:05 PM (oiNtH)

270 255 252 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:59 PM (eYF7X)

Hope they represent the full spectrum of equine sexuality....

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2024 03:01 PM (xhfG9)

They'll be transitioned to My Little Ponies.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 31, 2024 03:06 PM (wtvvX)

271 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 02:59 PM (eYF7X)

Glad to hear Slides Schicklgruber is finding work.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:06 PM (q4ZRu)

272 Lipizzaner Horses >> Bud Clydesdale Horses

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:06 PM (eYF7X)

273 camo-pattern cans that are all about American Heritage?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:03 PM (B2vkr)

Monkeypox is heritable. We were all born with it. 'MURICA, BABY!!!

Posted by: The Fags at A-B at January 31, 2024 03:07 PM (0FoWg)

274 Slides - Alissa

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:07 PM (q4ZRu)

275 The Chinese engineers will program the electric vehicle cars to deliver you personally to your incarceration camp.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 31, 2024 03:07 PM (MeG8a)

276 Leftards gotta be crappin their pants when Snoop Dawg and Lil Pump be endorsin' de Orange Man.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 31, 2024 03:07 PM (pohLc)

277 I GET TO RIDE A PONY!

/Jumps up and down like a tween
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney

Sorry, according to our waitlist, Empress Catherine outranks you. Go to the back of the line.
-- Bud execs

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:08 PM (9yWhg)

278 >>275 The Chinese engineers will program the electric vehicle cars to deliver you personally to your incarceration camp.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Remote door locks that never open?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:08 PM (eYF7X)

279 If they're bringing back the Clydesdales, how long until they retry the old "Rally 'Round the Flag" military rah-rah ads and camo-pattern cans that are all about American Heritage?

I’ve already seen camo-pattern cans at the store. They weren’t selling either.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2024 03:08 PM (8pcBS)

280 If they're bringing back the Clydesdales, how long until they retry the old "Rally 'Round the Flag" military rah-rah ads and camo-pattern cans that are all about American Heritage?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 31, 2024 03:03 PM (B2vkr)

It'd be more effective if they didn't use the rainbow flag.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:09 PM (q4ZRu)

281 Mike Lee introduced a conference resolution that they have adequate time to debate and amend the border security bill.

Mitch the Bitch voted against it.

Mike Lee's resolution still passed.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 31, 2024 03:09 PM (R38qh)

282 Lipizzaner Horses >> Bud Clydesdale Horses

Sorry. Lipizzaners are the Dylan Mulvaneys of horses,

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:09 PM (9yWhg)

283 What is the point of Biden going to East Palestine now? I know that it's campaign related, but now?!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Just the other day, there was an article which stated outright that Trump's campaign began its inexorable glide path to the nomination the instant he went to East Palestine and Biden wouldn't. Several people quoted in the article said explicitly that they used to be Democrats but are now rabidly pro-Trump.

Biden's puppeteers are trying to remove that talking point.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (/nCD+)

284 >>Sorry. Lipizzaners are the Dylan Mulvaneys of horses,

They're the Kung Fu fighter against an over weight boxer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (eYF7X)

285 Joe Scarborough @JoeNBC · Jun 1, 2020
What would Jesus do? I’m guessing he wouldn’t target people with tear gas and rubber bullets so he could get a photo op holding a Bible upside down. Just a wild hunch.

Where do brain damaged idiots like Joe Scarborough get the impression impression Evangelical Christians think DJT is a great Christian?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (Gf82x)

286 Bud to reintroduce the Clydesdale's in their super bowl ads. How fucking lame is that?

And now presenting the source of our beer, the Clydesdales!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (q4ZRu)

287 >>Mitch the Bitch voted against it.

Mike Lee's resolution still passed.
Posted by: bonhomme a

It moved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (eYF7X)

288 284 >>Sorry. Lipizzaners are the Dylan Mulvaneys of horses,
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Aren't Lipizzaners the penis sippers of horses?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 31, 2024 03:12 PM (e9bwN)

289 >>Aren't Lipizzaners the penis sippers of horses?

Clydesdales pull wagons and plows in a straight line. Lipizzaners do military type drills while figuring out calc equations.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 31, 2024 03:14 PM (eYF7X)

290 Nood, y'all

Posted by: nckate at January 31, 2024 03:14 PM (ZGGD+)

291 OT: Just got Ad that advertises blocking all Firefox ads...I guess this HQ ad wants to limit $$$ to the HQ...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:14 PM (ynpvh)

292 Obama’s tips for picking up women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuKz5YyObw

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2024 03:15 PM (8pcBS)

293 There is a video watched other day how the Nazis got a hold of Lippizaner horses to breed them then at end of the war the 2 officers who ran it thought they would be destroyed so contacted America's and Gen Patton and got them surrender to the American Army

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)

294 Clydesdales pull wagons and plows in a straight line. Lipizzaners do military type drills while figuring out calc equations.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

And while dressed as chorus girls.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (9yWhg)

295 Hopefully the city as a whole will not show up and boycott him if indeed he does go. I don't know if the Mayor can do this, however what the Mayor can say to Biden is "The good citizens here wanted me to convey a message to you - too little, too late".
Posted by: Cheri at January 31, 2024 02:52 PM (oiNtH)

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Speaking of which, weren't we told that there are derailments almost every day in the USA? I sure haven't heard of any for quite awhile.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:16 PM (T5lnw)

296 Biden's puppeteers are trying to remove that talking point.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (/nCD+)

Uhh, yeah,,,, Umm. I'm sorry I am late visiting....year late, but ummmm it's all Trump's fault. He needed a photo op delivering something to you here in ....it's Iowa right, yeah. I hope you're all doing o.k. and remember., the Biden--what is that word-"Admin" something --yes, administration Is always ready to help you. That's the ticket.

Joe Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (Ki//m)

297 I saw them at an event in San Diego many moons ago. They are absolutely beautiful animals that don't deserve to be associated with Budweiser any longer.
Posted by: Cheri

Used to see them at Grant's Farm in St. Louis all the time. That's pretty much where all the school field trips went. Arch, Zoo, McDonnell Planetarium & Grant's Farm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (Ifu6F)

298 Clydesdales pull wagons and plows in a straight line. Lipizzaners do military type drills while figuring out calc equations.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

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I saw the Lipizanners once, it was pretty good but not earth shaking.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 31, 2024 03:17 PM (T5lnw)

299 Joetato is going to ride a pony?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (tU125)

300 he could get a photo op holding a Bible upside down. Just a wild hunch.

Where do brain damaged idiots like Joe Scarborough get the impression impression Evangelical Christians think DJT is a great Christian?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (Gf82x)

I watched that video recently. When was Trump holding a Bible upside down? He was holding it rightside up in the clip I saw.

Or do these religious "experts" think that the page marker ribbons start at the bottom of the spine and hang out the top?

Posted by: Emmie at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (Sf2cq)

301 299 Joetato is going to ride a pony?

Posted by: torabora at January 31, 2024 03:18 PM (tU125)

But first, he'll sniff it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (ynpvh)

302 took the video after he was contacted by a concerned whistleblower. Sen. Moore was blocked from entering.
WATCH:

Fascinating. I would imagine that this kind of shit is happening across the country now. The invasion accelerates, encouraged and protected by our own gub'mint. Very, very concerning, to say the least.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 31, 2024 03:21 PM (V8he0)

303 This brunette in a dress and stockings will tolerate a baseline level of embezzlement and corruption by her public officials, but thinks that this probably constitutes "taking it over the line:"
http://tiny.cc/74slwz
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Odd, the girl and the pose say Irish Step, the feet say ballet.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 31, 2024 03:22 PM (4780s)

304 Just the other day, there was an article which stated outright that Trump's campaign began its inexorable glide path to the nomination the instant he went to East Palestine and Biden wouldn't. Several people quoted in the article said explicitly that they used to be Democrats but are now rabidly pro-Trump.

Biden's puppeteers are trying to remove that talking point.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at January 31, 2024 03:11 PM (/nCD+)

So changing the talking point to "Biden didn't give a crap about you until he could fool you into voting for him" is going to sweep him to victory? He needs better puppeteers.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 31, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)

305 Jan 30 NYT: "How the Border Crisis Shattered Biden's Immigration Hopes".

This is probably the foulest pile of sophistry ever written. That this could be written and published in an effort to cast Biden as a victim of his own treacherous bungling is a clear indication that the NYT regards its readership as comprised largely of mental defectives.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 31, 2024 04:25 PM (8Ta2Y)

306 Standards? Forty years ago I worked at a 'beltway bandit' in NoVa and had to find a way to explain to a very clean-minded Chinese immigrant* that a database table containing 'analysis standards' should not be called 'ANAL_STDS'.

We never told him that his name (Dong) was also amusing. We did laugh openly when he turned down a can of 'root beer' at a working-late pizza party because he didn't drink alcohol. I think we convinced him that we weren't trying to fool him into breaking his standards and that 'ginger ale' is also non-alcoholic.

*He didn't drink or smoke or curse, and had a picture of his guru on his desk. I thought it was some tiny cult with a few hundred members and only later found out that Falun Gong had hundreds of thousands, maybe millions, of adherents.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at January 31, 2024 05:37 PM (uL3GK)

307 You DO realize DE Ace... There is no difference between Fani and any number of neoliberal 'republican' failed lawyers who are prolly working to jail a political opponents in an election year without due process?!

I mean, Trump has like 7,000 years threatened agin him without any chance of a jury, discovery, or any other part of due process...

Fani is the 'show' you republicons choose to see. What about your supposed fellow party member being jailed without due process for godsakes? A majority of veterans.

Posted by: Danimal28 at January 31, 2024 09:46 PM (ryUqI)

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