The House Democrat Under Investigation By the DOJ for Taking Taxpayer Money for Security and Paying It To Her Husband is... Cori Bush, Of Course

She's a fat stupid thug and racist gangster.

Lock her up. Lock her up. Lock her up.

As RedState reported on Monday, a House Democrat is currently under criminal investigation for the misuse of government funds under the guise of paying for "security" services. Heavy speculation revolved around that Democrat being Rep. Cori Bush, and that has now been confirmed.

According to Punchbowl News, which broke the original story, the DOJ has subpoenaed the House Sergeant at Arms, who has records of how the money was allocated.
Bush's troubles involving payments for "security services" are well known, with allegations that she paid her now-husband $60,000 in early 2023. That dynamic raised eyebrows because the man in question was not even licensed to provide security services in Missouri.

[Punchbowl News:]
That's a problem because having a security license is required in Missouri to offer security services, and you would assume Merritts would have provided his "services" in Bush's district (especially given their personal relationship). Further, as the report notes, Bush's campaign shelled out hundreds of thousands of dollars in other payments to real security firms at the same time. That seems like a rather odd dynamic, does it not?

She also paid out a half million dollars for other "security services," which I'm going to guestulate went to other unemployable family members, fuckbuddies, and assorted BLM criminals. (And RedState points out that this level of spending on "security" for a congressperson is "absurdly overblown.")

There's still a lot more to learn, and things could get very messy in an election year. Bush is not the type of person who is going to go away quietly even if the DOJ drops the hammer on her. With that said, if she's indicted, she must be immediately expelled from the House. That is the standard that was set with George Santos recently, and Democrats should be made to abide by it.

Yeah I wouldn't count on that. Only Republicans are this stupid and weak.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:52 PM

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1 yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 12:52 PM (KnK6d)

2 Check her freezer.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 12:53 PM (yfepr)

3 Bush's troubles involving payments for "security services" are well known, with allegations that she paid her now-husband $60,000 in early 2023. That dynamic raised eyebrows because the man in question was not even licensed to provide security services in Missouri.
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Live by credentialing, die by credentialing. Lock her up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 12:53 PM (mwCIn)

4 I see over and over again that black politicians seem to be inclined to try harder that their white counterparts to rush into corruption.

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2024 12:54 PM (RHGPo)

5 Stay out the Bushes! Wait, hold on.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 30, 2024 12:54 PM (PiwSw)

6 I guess the Democrats have calculated they don't need black voters this time around. Ballot printers goes whirr.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 12:54 PM (xcxpd)

7 Fat black "female" democrat nothing actually happens.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 12:54 PM (17s+e)

8 Snizz Security.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 12:54 PM (MGqzM)

9 The Uniparty is a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 12:54 PM (KnK6d)

10 She'll be acquitted if tried in either DC or St. Louis.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2024 12:55 PM (rJ48h)

11 So is every Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power paying for dick? Sure seems that way. Everywhere you look, some black woman in a position of political power is paying a lot of money to be plowed by Poonhammer Powerthrust.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

12 We are at the Looting the Empire stage of collapse

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2024 12:55 PM (1g7Mf)

13 Where did the $60,000 to pay for this come from?

No member of Congress needs a security budget except the Speaker and arguably the chairman of intelligence.

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2024 12:55 PM (i7Q7S)

14 Somewhere deep in the bowels of the deep state someone is on the phone yelling at the DOJ, "That's NOT the Bush we wanted indicted!"

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (dZVON)

15 Every. Incumbent. Out.

We need newer, less experienced grifters in there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (ufFY8)

16 she aint goin anywhere

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (CIS44)

17 3 Bush's troubles involving payments for "security services" are well known, with allegations that she paid her now-husband $60,000 in early 2023. That dynamic raised eyebrows because the man in question was not even licensed to provide security services in Missouri.
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Live by credentialing, die by credentialing. Lock her up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 12:53 PM (mwCIn)

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Technically, licensing.

Good enough for shampooers, good enough for security guards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

18 BREAKING OT: Manchin's wife hospitalized after a car accident today. She will be held a few days, but will be fine (she's in stable condition). Prayers to Mrs. Manchin.

In looking at this politically, folks thinking Manchin would end up running 3rd party - not sure he'd do that now with his wife (probably, since her exact injuries were not released) looking at weeks to months of rehab...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (exHjb)

19 She also paid out a half million dollars for other "security services," which I'm going to guestulate went to other unemployable family members, fuckbuddies, and assorted BLM criminals.

I'm worried Ace is going to cross the Fani Willis and Cori Bush streams.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

20 4 I see over and over again that black politicians seem to be inclined to try harder that their white counterparts to rush into corruption.
Posted by: SMOD
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Urban areas are 'safe' seats so they don't care about 'voter' reaction. White pols represent more mixed districts and so they have to be more careful about getting caught.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (ZcPYF)

21 She's in the protected class... Nothing will happen

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (n2vyf)

22 I fully expect somebody to claim this is an investigation of George Bush.

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (RHGPo)

23 Reparations

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (xdMcW)

24 Bush's troubles involving payments for "security services" are well known, with allegations that she paid her now-husband $60,000 in early 2023.
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Every year, at every company for which I've ever worked including a university, I have had to go through "ethics" training. These training modules have two focuses:
1. Avoiding bribery or the appearance of bribery in either direction
2. Avoiding conflicts of interest and procedures to declare potential conflicts of interest to the company

I, just a bottom-of-the-org-chart guy, have to do this every year. At some companies, it was twice a year. The summary of it all is always "Don't take bribes, don't give bribes, declare anything that might even loosely be interpreted as a conflict of interest."

Yet these masters of the universe are given a pass on it. Conflicts of interest are the basis for much political money laundering in the key to getting rich by campaigning.

Rules for me, not for thee.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (mwCIn)

25 13 Where did the $60,000 to pay for this come from?

No member of Congress needs a security budget except the Speaker and arguably the chairman of intelligence.
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2024 12:55 PM (i7Q7S)

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We're in perpetual crisis which means that Congress needs perpetual crisis protection.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (GBKbO)

26 >>8 Snizz Security.

she is the texbook example of "she doesn't have a snizz, she has a snuzz."

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (KRtlO)

27 "I see over and over again that black politicians seem to be inclined to try harder that their white counterparts to rush into corruption."

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Reparations!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (i7Q7S)

28 She should have gone with the standard campaign advertising company for a relative.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (aD39U)

29 There's still a lot more to learn, and things could get very messy in an election year. Bush is not the type of person who is going to go away quietly even if the DOJ drops the hammer on her. With that said, if she's indicted, she must be immediately expelled from the House. That is the standard that was set with George Santos recently, and Democrats should be made to abide by it.
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LOLGF

Posted by: The House at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (mwCIn)

30 Turn those shredders on NOW!!!!

Posted by: Carnival Cruises at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (VoAdT)

31 She'll be acquitted if tried in either DC or St. Louis.

True. She could be filmed kidnapping the Lindbergh baby in StL and she'd walk.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM (CsUN+)

32 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (Ki//m)

33 Yes, The Paolo is, how you say, Expert.

Posted by: The Paolo(The Security Expert) at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (SYTee)

34 Willowed: I admire Phyllis Diller for being willing to look ridiculous with the crazy hair and outfits to do her comedy routine. She reminds me of the female version of Rodney Dangerfield (Not that he had crazy hair; He just bugged out his eyes) in that they both talked about their spouses.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024

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She was famous for multiple punch lines within one joke. She'd hit the first, wait for the laugh (which was big), do the second and pause for the bigger laugh, and then wind up with the third.

About a superannuated stewardess on a cut-rate airline flight: "You know how some women get those little crow's feet around their eyes? This broad had mastodon tracks. . . . when she smiled, a flake of her makeup fell off . . . and it landed in my coffee!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (J2vNu)

35 this politically, folks thinking Manchin would end up running 3rd party - not sure he'd do that now with his wife (probably, since her exact injuries were not released) looking at weeks to months of rehab...
Posted by: Nova
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Events, my dear boy. Events

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (xdMcW)

36 I'm worried Ace is going to cross the Fani Willis and Cori Bush streams.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

A Scissoring Nightmare.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (ufFY8)

37 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.

I have no idea what you mean. Honky.

Posted by: Maxine "Lemon" Waters at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (CsUN+)

38 Bush is not the type of person who is going to go away quietly even if the DOJ drops the hammer on her.

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This DOJ? Corrupt hack Merrick Garland's DOJ? Yeah, hammer status will remain undropped.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (mupln)

39 Love to see this slag go down and drag the entire congress crashing and smashing down with her in a fit of pique, like an angry cat caught up in the tablecloth at thanksgiving.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (VoAdT)

40 Yeah I wouldn't count on that. Only Republicans are this ~~stupid and weak~~much of a psyop.

Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:52 PM Comments
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Fixed it.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (krQz2)

41 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (Ki//m)
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Rage is the operational basis for the race pimps. Anger helps sell the lie and build the premise and without it, they have nothing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (mwCIn)

42 BREAKING OT: Manchin's wife hospitalized after a car accident today. She will be held a few days, but will be fine (she's in stable condition). Prayers to Mrs. Manchin.

Joe's brother Tim is the ambulance chaser around Morgantown. So at least they get free representation.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (KnK6d)

43 she is the texbook example of "she doesn't have a snizz, she has a snuzz."
Posted by: ace at January 30, 2024 12:57 PM

LOL. Forgot to check my AOSHQ glossary. Now THAT would be a funny thread.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (MGqzM)

44 36 I'm worried Ace is going to cross the Fani Willis and Cori Bush streams.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

A Scissoring Nightmare.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (ufFY

Some of us haven't eaten lunch yet... Barf

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (n2vyf)

45 It's not that the GOP is stupid or weak, many of them are just on the other side.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (FQmDC)

46 Time to De-Bush.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (W/lyH)

47 They won't expel her. This is SOP. They all do it. They won't expel someone for this unless there is a tremendous political prize to win. There is no prize for getting rid of a Party crony in good standing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (mwCIn)

48 Where did the $60,000 to pay for this come from?

No member of Congress needs a security budget except the Speaker and arguably the chairman of intelligence.
Posted by: Jay in PA

umm AOC was killed 12x in one day

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (CIS44)

49 Congress: the largest criminal syndicate on the planet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (Q4IgG)

50 41 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (Ki//m)

Yes especially black women. They seem to be perpetually angry

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (n2vyf)

51 When is a snizz a snuzz

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (FQmDC)

52 Rage is the operational basis for the race pimps. Anger helps sell the lie and build the premise and without it, they have nothing.

Dang, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (CsUN+)

53 Congress: the largest criminal syndicate on the planet.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (Q4IgG)
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Hmmm. I'm not sure. The Administrative state might be bigger, but the per capita payout is probably smaller.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (mwCIn)

54 "You can't expect black women to be perfect and save the world !"

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (V13WU)

55 I remember when the Left pretended everyone in the world except Sarah Palin knew what the "Bush Doctrine" was.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (acnw3)

56 13 Where did the $60,000 to pay for this come from?

No member of Congress needs a security budget except the Speaker and arguably the chairman of intelligence.
Posted by: Jay in PA
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Each representative gets an allowance to run their offices. The representatives are given broad discretion to spend that allowance which at the last I checked, well over 1 million per office, leaders and committee chairs get more. Senators get more and are based on pop size.

Here is where you can look up your own congress critter. http://tinyurl.com/28xkjfyx

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (ZcPYF)

57 51 When is a snizz a snuzz
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (FQmDC)

10 years or 100,000 dick-miles.

That's what the warranty says, anyway.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (VoAdT)

58 Yes especially black women. They seem to be perpetually angry

There is a reason for the angry black woman stereotype.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 01:01 PM (CsUN+)

59 Yeah I wouldn't count on that. Only Republicans are this stupid and weak.
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Weak? Why, they will surely pass a resolution saying Bush was not behaving in the best possible manner, and asking her to do better.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (1bNHn)

60 umm AOC was killed 12x in one day
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:00 PM (CIS44)

And we still haven't seen her godless commie tits yet.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (ufFY8)

61 There is some common thread between Tank Abrams, Cory Bush, and Fani Willis. Just don't want to put my finger, or fist in it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (17s+e)

62 Because, after all, what does Cori Bush have in common with some church going , black intact middle class family in St Louis except for her skin color? I have nothing in common with Governor Phil Murphy either except that we live in the same state and he's white, but that doesn't mean that I vote for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (Ki//m)

63 I don't really get the flow during the day here, but I'm off work today, so...

As I said earlier, you have to think of these people as crime families. She unseated Lacy Clay, who had that seat for, I believe, more than a decade, and he doesn't seem to have been radical enough. So around the time of the Michael Brown riots, she unseated him.

Now, he inherited the seat from his father, Bill Clay, who held the seat for something like 40 years, so don't go rooting for the Clays.

Point being though, if she's being gone after now, somebody is settling a score that she started when she stepped in and unseated the sitting crime boss.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (QREhg)

64 38 Corrupt hack Merrick Garland's DOJ?

Seems somebody stepped on a crack and broke Merrick Garland's back or some such. Garland to undergo back surgery over the weekend.

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (RHGPo)

65 Houston Morons!

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Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2024 01:03 PM (SVQQi)

66 I saw Poonhammer Powerthrust open for GWAR at the Channel in '05.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (Q0kLU)

67 That is the standard that was set with George Santos recently, and Democrats should be made to abide by it.

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HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahaha.... *gasps for air*
HAHAHAHahahahahahahaha.

That's way funnier than anything on SNL.

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (llS7k)

68 Snizz - Snazz: the cooter fresher upper

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (Q4IgG)

69 Half a million in "security services" and another $60k for her husband. But no guns for you and your protection, serf.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (mupln)

70 And we still haven't seen her godless commie tits yet.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
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If we ever do, Sandy Donkey-Chompers' tits will look like the Playboy grandma's tits.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (17s+e)

71 We are at the Looting the Empire stage of collapse
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2024 12:55 PM (1g7Mf)

Well aint' THAT just ducky !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (T4tVD)

72 67 HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahaha.... *gasps for air*
HAHAHAHahahahahahahaha.

That's way funnier than anything on SNL.
Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (llS7k)

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"We only exist to make the GOP weaker."
-The GOP leadership

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (GBKbO)

73

Bad Fanni, now Bad Bush, what the hell is going on here ?

Something stinks

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (NtVYv)

74 41 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (Ki//m)
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Rage is the operational basis for the race pimps. Anger helps sell the lie and build the premise and without it, they have nothing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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This is wisdom.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (ZcPYF)

75 Trim the Bush!!!!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (N39Ws)

76 So I assume like Santos this is getting wall to wall coverage in the media... I crack myself up...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (n2vyf)

77 Cori Bush? Really? She always seemed so...nice...

Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (PT5fK)

78 HAHAHAHhahahahahahahahaha.... *gasps for air*
HAHAHAHahahahahahahaha.

That's way funnier than anything on SNL.
Posted by: LASue
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AOS Live > SNL

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (ZcPYF)

79

SHE'S BLACK!!!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (et1vG)

80 And we still haven't seen her godless commie tits yet.

And I have no desire to. anymore than I want to see the penis of any members of Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (Ki//m)

81 I can't believe you want this poor woman to be in danger with all these MAGA people running around with F-16s and bleach.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (VoAdT)

82 Bad Fanni, now Bad Bush, what the hell is going on here ?

Don't forget me

Posted by: Leticia at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (n2vyf)

83 Another Bush who screwed up the country.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (MGqzM)

84 Why does she need security services, anyway? We don't give special security services to any other insane people wandering the streets and screeching at normal people.

Posted by: It's called "logic" people! at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (Eqssc)

85 Rage is the operational basis for the race pimps. Anger helps sell the lie and build the premise and without it, they have nothing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 12:59 PM (mwCIn)

I forget the exact quote and am too lazy to look it up, but Booker T Washington had them nailed a century ago when he said there were people who did not want the black man to lose his grievances.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (Q0kLU)

86 "Services in the Bush District" . . . eeewww.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (ssz2a)

87 I can't believe you want this poor woman to be in danger with all these MAGA people running around with F-16s and bleach.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM

And garage door loops!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (MGqzM)

88 Palin got sued for wearing a parka with a snowmobile name on it.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (SYTee)

89 I see someone shorted the Big Guy on his 10%.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (1AzYz)

90 80 And we still haven't seen her godless commie tits yet.

And I have no desire to. anymore than I want to see the penis of any members of Congress.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM (Ki//m)

I would pay a substantial amount of money to see Jerry Nadler's little pud.

So I could snap a picture of it and sell it to him for double.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (VoAdT)

91 There's still a lot more to learn, and things could get very messy in an election year. Bush is not the type of person who is going to go away quietly even if the DOJ drops the hammer on her.

==

DOJ needs to work harder.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (V13WU)

92 One in the hand is better than two in the Bush.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (eGNbo)

93 There should be a way the average joe can take advantage of the corruption. I like the idea of creating a stock fund that basically follows the trades of those in congress like Pelosi or the other big inside traders.

Posted by: ET at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (X5r0P)

94 That is the standard that was set with George Santos recently, and Democrats should be made to abide by it.

Normally, I have to pay for two drinks first to get this quality of comedy.

Posted by: NR Pax at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (4olE8)

95 Gurl I know some sweet honey corn on the cob you can buy with that cash.

Posted by: Fanni McMish at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (OZjDX)

96 Cori Bush seems crazier than average.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (Gf82x)

97 Posted by: Leticia at January 30, 2024 01:06 PM

Rick James Bitch!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (MGqzM)

98 @6

>>I guess the Democrats have calculated they don't need black voters this time around. Ballot printers goes whirr.

The not very well kept secret is that black people don't really vote, their ballots may be tabulated but that's just ward bosses doling the messy bit of actually voting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (XV/Pl)

99 So I assume like Santos this is getting wall to wall coverage in the media... I crack myself up...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (n2vyf)
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They booted Santos from Congress for lying. For lying.

I think it was Danang Dick who went to court to defend his constitutional right to lie about medals. He's still in Congress to this day.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2)

100 Cori Bush seems crazier than average.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Does she tho?

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (CIS44)

101 DOJ needs to work harder.
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (V13WU)

They're busy with the important stuff... Arresting Granny for walking in the Capital

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (n2vyf)

102 "Bush is not the type of person who is going to go away quietly even if the DOJ drops the hammer on her."

Bush is incapable of doing anything quietly, including walking to the fridge.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (MGqzM)

103 In looking at this politically, folks thinking Manchin would end up running 3rd party - not sure he'd do that now with his wife (probably, since her exact injuries were not released) looking at weeks to months of rehab...
Posted by: Nova Local at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (exHjb)

I would never want to speculate on the possibility that something is a nefarious deed without cause but this strikes me as possibly very convenient for some people.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (GYIa4)

104 So, what happens if too many Congresscritters get removed from the House at once?

All of their constituents no longer have representation...

How long will it take to find replacements?

More importantly, how will that affect the 2024 election?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (7fElN)

105 9 The Uniparty is a crime syndicate.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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I don't disagree but the Uniparty has more in common with drug addled, pimps, street thieves and robbers because crime syndicates like the Mafia are run better.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM (ZcPYF)

106 And garage door loops!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (MGqzM)

Man, that was the thing that converted me from "I don't really watch racing anymore because it's kind of ridiculous now" to "I don't care if you made this shit my most perfect ideal viewing experience, I ain't ever watching you fuckers again".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM (VoAdT)

107 Mark my words, they will claim that Trump can't serve a 3rd term before Jan 20, 2029

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

108 Bad Fanni, now Bad Bush, what the hell is going on here ?

Does this mean Bad Taint is up next?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

109 86 "Services in the Bush District" . . . eeewww.
Posted by: Alec Leamas

It's a "No-Go Zone" fer sure.

Posted by: Eeeewwww :( at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM (Eqssc)

110 Mark my words, they will claim that Trump can't serve a 3rd term before Jan 20, 2025

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM (RHGPo)

111
I see someone shorted the Big Guy on his 10%.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM

That is the big question though, isn't it? She been having prayer and Bible sessions with Pennsylvania Senator Fetterman or something? Replace her LGBTZWTF flag with an Israeli flag?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (nIvob)

112 I would pay a substantial amount of money to see Jerry Nadler's little pud.

So I could snap a picture of it and sell it to him for double.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (VoAdT)

Why would you think Nadler would even recognize it? I expect it's been missing longer than Judge Crater.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (Q0kLU)

113 In looking at this politically, folks thinking Manchin would end up running 3rd party - not sure he'd do that now with his wife (probably, since her exact injuries were not released) looking at weeks to months of rehab...

Posted by: Nova Local at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (exHjb)
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I wonder what the FIB knows about his wife's injury.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (krQz2)

114 Why does she need security services, anyway? We don't give special security services to any other insane people wandering the streets and screeching at normal people.
Posted by: It's called "logic" people! at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (Eqssc)

Have you BEEN to north St. Louis???

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (4VOsa)

115 By the way, why does Bush need security in her home district, which appears to be St. Louis? Sure, it's a dangerous place altogether (people like Bush made sure that it was), but what specifically in St. Louis is especially dangerous for this woman?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (ssz2a)

116 I would pay a substantial amount of money to see Jerry Nadler's little pud.

So I could snap a picture of it and sell it to him for double.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
+++
He probably hasn't seen it himself in at least 20 years.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (dr4Q1)

117 I don't know man, I understand it's a mission from God for a black woman to pilfer public funds to pay her sexual stallion.

This post is racism, straight up.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (C2U4G)

118 I snizzed
I snazzed
I snuzz

Posted by: Napolean Boneparte at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (cf/0E)

119 The "investigation" will continue until next session unless the Democrooks win both houses. After which it will be quietly dropped. IOW@ nothing will happen.

Posted by: vic at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (A5THL)

120 86 "Services in the Bush District" . . . eeewww.
Posted by: Alec Leamas

It's a "No-Go Zone" fer sure.
Posted by: Eeeewwww

at January 30, 2024 01:10 PM

The Gaza of snuzz.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (MGqzM)

121 70 And we still haven't seen her godless commie tits yet.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
===

If we ever do, Sandy Donkey-Chompers' tits will look like the Playboy grandma's tits.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at January 30, 2024 01:04 PM (17s+e)

That's Congresswoman Pelosi to you!

Posted by: Grandma jugs at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (53oGX)

122 Cori Bush is one of best friends, and we alway trade dilation tips and tricks.

Posted by: Jazz Jennings at January 30, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz86T)

123 /I found a sock in a gutter

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2024 01:12 PM (cf/0E)

124 Isn't her head of security a guy who claims to be immortal?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:12 PM (Gf82x)

125 100 The more extreme the better. Sheila Jackson Lee set a pretty high bar for ugly bare-knuckled racism coupled with chronic rage.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at January 30, 2024 01:12 PM (PT5fK)

126 73

Bad Fanni, now Bad Bush, what the hell is going on here ?

Something stinks
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2024 01:05 PM (NtVYv)

It taint me

Posted by: Bad Taint at January 30, 2024 01:12 PM (53oGX)

127 What church will she be speaking at so I can get her side of this, y'all?

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (ZGGD+)

128
That's Congresswoman Pelosi to you!
Posted by: Grandma jugs at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (53oGX)

And don't forget the Russians did it and you Chinese go home

Posted by: SanFranNan at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (n2vyf)

129 I'm worried Ace is going to cross the Fani Willis and Cori Bush streams.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 12:56 PM (CsUN+)

Are you suggesting that Ace cannot tell the difference between two completely unique corrupt, female, black Democrats?

Cori Bush is married (and using taxpayer money for personal gain) whereas Fani Willis is a homewrecking whore (and using taxpayer money for personal gain).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (GYIa4)

130 I wonder what the FIB knows about his wife's injury.
Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM

Hey, cut us some slack. We thought he was going to be driving.

Posted by: Teh FIB at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (MGqzM)

131 "So is every Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power paying for dick? Sure seems that way."

There's only been two that have made the news, right? Wait until there's a third before you start calling a pattern.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (ou9hh)

132 103 In looking at this politically, folks thinking Manchin would end up running 3rd party -
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Every one of them should run; Kennedy, Manchin, et al.
Just pull all those votes from Trump and allow the Dems to win.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (eGNbo)

133 Here's how the scam works.

Step 1. Claim you have received vile, racist and/or sexist death threats due to something you said. Have your "security" boy-toy make fake death threat call that are recorded on your voicemail, if solid proof of death threats is needed.

Step 2. Make requests to friendly local, state, or Federal governments or gov't police forces for personal security.

Step 3. Get the friendly guys to give security funds directly to you to disburse.

Step 4. Have fun with the money!

Step 5: Repeat Steps 1-4 when you run short of free fun money.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (5fDan)

134 You see this crap all over the place in African nations, its one of the reasons that they're incapable of advancement.

Almost literally the first thing any of them do on getting power is shoving their family members and friends into cushy positions, regardless of their actual ability to do the jobs.

It's one of the reasons Rhodesia/Zimbabwe went from being one of the biggest food producers in the world to starving in less than 20 years - because being a farmer was a prestigious position and farmers at the time could make a lot of money, they confiscated all the farms and handed them out to family members and people that had connections to the government. Of course none of the idiots had the slightest idea how to RUN a farm, so every one of the farms failed and most of them were abandoned by the Connected Elites when they weren't profitable anymore, and nobody else wanted to run them anymore because they had demonstrated that they would just confiscate them the second they were running again.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (setIA)

135 De-bank! De-bank!

Posted by: Tattoo at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (krQz2)

136 How long will it take to find replacements?

More importantly, how will that affect the 2024 election?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

If they resigned/expelled prior to Jan 1, 2024--special elections to fill the seat must be held within sixty days. After that, it often depends on the election cycle in a state---someone resigning now might leave a vacancy until whenever the state's primary elections are held. Later in 2024, you can have the weird situation of a special election and a general election. The special would be to fill the seat until the new term begins in Jan 2025 which then would be filled by the general election winner.

Mostly depends on state law in federal general election years.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (ZcPYF)

137 So, what happens if too many Congresscritters get removed from the House at once?

All of their constituents no longer have representation...

How long will it take to find replacements?

More importantly, how will that affect the 2024 election?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 30, 2024 01:09 PM (7fElN)

My favorite movie scene of all time is from "Mars Attacks," when the Martians go before Congress to "speak."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (4VOsa)

138 Cori Bush is married (and using taxpayer money for personal gain) whereas Fani Willis is a homewrecking whore (and using taxpayer money for personal gain).

They're both using taxpayer money to feed their Hungry, Hungry Mishes.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (2ocoG)

139 Do y'all really think a Democrat is going to be held to the same standards as a Republican?

Jeepers

I want some of what you're smoking.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 01:14 PM (9BhPJ)

140 You guys, she married her body guard last year !

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU)

141 Cori Bush is one of best friends, and we alway trade dilation tips and tricks.
Posted by: Jazz Jennings at January 30, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz86T)
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Dude, some of us are eating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:14 PM (mwCIn)

142 So what we're saying is the only way black ladies can get the BBC is by government funding?

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (ZGGD+)

143
What church will she be speaking at so I can get her side of this, y'all?

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM

Black African Ecumenical Rastafarian Episcopal Methodist, I suppose.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (nIvob)

144 131 "So is every Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power paying for dick? Sure seems that way."
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Black guys like big girls but whales, not so much.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (eGNbo)

145 You guys, she married her body guard last year !
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:14 PM (V13WU

Kevin Costner?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (Gf82x)

146 There should be a way the average joe can take advantage of the corruption. I like the idea of creating a stock fund that basically follows the trades of those in congress like Pelosi or the other big inside traders.
Posted by: ET at January 30, 2024 01:08 PM (X5r0P)

https://bityl.co/NsRz

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (aD39U)

147 I've been building my life around the daily Fat Fani threads, but guess today this will have to do. The important thing is- have either Bush or Willis been de-banked?

Posted by: Old, Grifted, and Black at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (V5BDR)

148 How big is this dude to be able to "guard" Cori Bush's Body?! Like 450??

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (CIS44)

149 ..and continued to pay his security services firm after marriage. this is indeed very much the Fani story.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (V13WU)

150 Cori Bush is married (and using taxpayer money for personal gain) whereas Fani Willis is a homewrecking whore (and using taxpayer money for personal gain).
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (GYIa4)
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LOL.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (mwCIn)

151 It's pretty safe to say that none of us here think she's gonna get the Conservative treatment...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (n2vyf)

152 Black African Ecumenical Rastafarian Episcopal Methodist, I suppose.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM

The Hon. Jeremiah Wright presiding!

Posted by: Teh FIB at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (MGqzM)

153 Kevin Costner?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM (Gf82x)

she will always love him !

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (V13WU)

154 Who did she hire, Gillooly Security Systems?

Posted by: Tonya Harding at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (SYTee)

155 I like the idea of creating a stock fund that basically follows the trades of those in congress like Pelosi or the other big inside traders.

I'm fairly sure those ETFs exist but I don't think congresscritters are required to report their positions in real time.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (sNc8Y)

156 She's gonna cite the evergreen, never needing proof of "death threats from white supremacists" to justify this.

Not one Democrat will question her.

Some limp pud Republican in the House will thunder some BS, introduce a wet paper bag resolution and promptly scurry over to the House Post Office to dispatch another 10,000 pieces of "constituent update" taxpayer paid fundraiser mailers.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (C2U4G)

157 I saw Hungry, Hungry Mishes open for Bare Naked Ladies at the Superdome.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (1RJZB)

158 The more extreme the better. Sheila Jackson Lee set a pretty high bar for ugly bare-knuckled racism coupled with chronic rage.

Pffffft.
*clears the bar with ease*

Posted by: Maxine "Lemon" Waters at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (CsUN+)

159 I forget the exact quote and am too lazy to look it up, but Booker T Washington had them nailed a century ago when he said there were people who did not want the black man to lose his grievances.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 30, 2024 01:07 PM (Q0kLU)

It's why it's called the grievance industry. And it is a very lucrative one. No whites allowed.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (BdMk6)

160 How big is this dude to be able to "guard" Cori Bush's Body?! Like 450??
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM

I hope they don't go to Guam.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (MGqzM)

161 It's pretty safe to say that none of us here think she's gonna get the Conservative treatment...

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (n2vyf)
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That would be racist.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (krQz2)

162 "paper bag resolution and promptly scurry over to the House Post Office to dispatch another 10,000 pieces of "constituent update" taxpayer paid fundraiser mailers."

The really tech savvy congress critters do that by email now.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (ou9hh)

163 155 I'm fairly sure those ETFs exist but I don't think congresscritters are required to report their positions in real time.
Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2024 01:16 PM (sNc8Y)

==========

Yeah, that's the problem. Reporting is off by weeks at least.

Still, I imagine these investments are meant for long term growth rather than a pump and dump situation. I bet you could get decent returns on the existing ETFs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

164 How big is this dude to be able to "guard" Cori Bush's Body?! Like 450??
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:15 PM

I hope they don't go to Guam.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:17 PM (MGqzM)
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I didn't know Hank had entered the chat. ¯\_(ツ

_/¯

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (krQz2)

165 It's why it's called the grievance industry. And it is a very lucrative one. No whites allowed.

Weeelllllll.....

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal and Talcum X at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (CsUN+)

166 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (Ki//m)

The public persona for pretty much every Democrat is extremely angry and chronically dissatisfied.

The public persona for pretty much every Republican is oleaginous.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (GYIa4)

167 "It's why it's called the grievance industry. And it is a very lucrative one. No whites allowed."

Doesn't stop me from trying!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (ou9hh)

168
Every one of them should run; Kennedy, Manchin, et al.
Just pull all those votes from Trump and allow the Dems to win.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM

You know Trump is gonna cheat like hell because of those rock solid 3rd party candidates who will appeal to his base, unless there is voter ID.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (nIvob)

169 Provided by the security firm of Diddey Dicker and Howe.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (CwhoI)

170 Cori Bush is a member in good standing of the party with the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it and it alone sees fit. So nothing will happen to her.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 30, 2024 01:19 PM (i3Uyc)

171 144 131 "So is every Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power paying for dick? Sure seems that way."
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Black guys like big girls but whales, not so much.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Reverse of Charlie Sheen's rationale of paying for sex because you can make hookers go away after. Bush and Fani pay their hooker to stay.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:19 PM (ZcPYF)

172 Standard hoodrat operating procedure. Whenever one gets access to money or goods, gotta take care of the homies. Job at a shoe store? Free shoes for the homies. Job at McDonald's? Free burgers, fries, and shakes for the homies. Job as a Congresswoman? Get her homies on the payroll in no-show jobs.

Posted by: Post-American at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (qUkBO)

173 Reverse of Charlie Sheen's rationale of paying for sex because you can make hookers go away after. Bush and Fani pay their hooker to stay.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:19 PM (ZcPYF)
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Boys and girls are different.

Don't worry, I'll see myself to Tolerance Camp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (mwCIn)

174 Bush and Fani pay their hooker to stay.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:19 PM (ZcPYF)

I was going to make a joke about a "carve-out" but then I threw up on my keyboard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (VoAdT)

175 That's a man, baby.

Posted by: Smooth Up InYa at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (ijD5F)

176 Has that man of high integrity David French noticed this?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (Gf82x)

177 I wonder, if they really did start looking into legislative office "spending", would there be anyone left to serve?

Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (53oGX)

178 The public persona for pretty much every Democrat is extremely angry and chronically dissatisfied.

The public persona for pretty much every Republican is oleaginous.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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The GOPe hide it better. Cheney, Kinzinger, and McCarthy demonstrate how GOPe really feel when thwarted or threatened. Nasty creatures.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (ZcPYF)

179 Yes, someone on Bush's security team is also her weird spiritual guru. He may be an ex con as well:

http://tinyurl.com/4dazk2s6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (Ki//m)

180 (And RedState points out that this level of spending on "security" for a congressperson is "absurdly overblown.")

Well, when you call for the defunding of police but want to keep your skin intact, you're going to rely heavily on security. It's just that the government requires pesky things like licenses and background checks and payment oversight (those racists!).

Posted by: pookysgirl, struggling with first-month fatigue at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (dtlDP)

181 176 Has that man of high integrity David French noticed this?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (Gf82x)

"Conservative case for having a bull on the payroll"

Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (53oGX)

182 Cori Bush represents her constituents well.

Posted by: mr tmz at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (rJ48h)

183 Provided by the security firm of Diddey Dicker and Howe.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (CwhoI)
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Dicter, Over and Over.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (krQz2)

184 Still, I imagine these investments are meant for long term growth rather than a pump and dump situation. I bet you could get decent returns on the existing ETFs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

Sure, decent returns, but if you're after the 40% overnight growth, you have to be in on it when you trade one day, and Congress approves some action the next. That's where the real money gets got.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (4VOsa)

185 5.09.77, today. First Set.

This might be the best of the Help-> Slip-> Franklin's...

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (yfepr)

186 Neither Bush nor Fani are clean.

Posted by: Mishdog at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM (QK+eS)

187 Just a side note...I wonder if the Right will ever learn that we're not going to beat these fucking people at their own game.

When you use the enemy's manipulative words like "racist" as if it's some kind of big gotcha, you're still just playing into their hands and letting them define your frame. Language is a weapon that they engineer to control you and assert phony moral authority. As long as we're arguing whether things are "racist" rather than it they're good or true, they're winning. She's not our enemy because she's "racist," but because she stands for evil and she hates us.

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (0Uf+z)

188 I wonder, if they really did start looking into legislative office "spending", would there be anyone left to serve?
Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2024 01:20 PM (53oGX)
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No.

And that would be a good thing. Throw 'em all out, special elections across the board, make the new guys start over.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (mwCIn)

189 AOSHQ Word of the Day:

oleaginous

Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (xdMcW)

190 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:18 PM (GYIa4)

I don't know enough about all the Republicans to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (Ki//m)

191 And we still haven't seen her godless commie tits yet.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2024 01:02 PM (ufFY

Not AOC. SFW.

https://is.gd/t1m2X9

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (GYIa4)

192 oleaginous
Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (xdMcW)

Oily

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (n2vyf)

193 It's one of the reasons Rhodesia/Zimbabwe went from being one of the biggest food producers in the world to starving in less than 20 years - because being a farmer was a prestigious position and farmers at the time could make a lot of money, they confiscated all the farms and handed them out to family members and people that had connections to the government. Of course none of the idiots had the slightest idea how to RUN a farm, so every one of the farms failed and most of them were abandoned by the Connected Elites when they weren't profitable anymore, and nobody else wanted to run them anymore because they had demonstrated that they would just confiscate them the second they were running again.
Posted by: DudeAbiding at January 30, 2024 01:13 PM (setIA)

Robert Mugabe outlawed the inflation that resulted from this. Problem solved!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (i3Uyc)

194 We just need one or two more for a quorum and we can start calling them the Cock-us Caucus.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (VoAdT)

195 171 144 131 "So is every Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power paying for dick? Sure seems that way."
-----------------

Black guys like big girls but whales, not so much.
Posted by: Braenyard
-----------
Reverse of Charlie Sheen's rationale of paying for sex because you can make hookers go away after. Bush and Fani pay their hooker to stay.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:19 PM (ZcPYF)
________

That other Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power in Fulton County demanded that her Poonhammer be sexually exclusive to her, and then bugged, stalked, and harassed him when he refused. So yea, these idiots are doing the opposite of the Sheen move.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (iFTx/)

196 When does show up at a black church and proclaim that the devil made her do it. A white devil that is.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (5FnZt)

197 https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=HeE6QysNp24

It's good.

Posted by: 5.09.77 at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (yfepr)

198 Who did she hire, Gillooly Security Systems?

Scuttle Security.

http://tinyurl.com/42vdbhc2

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (Q0kLU)

199 177 I wonder, if they really did start looking into legislative office "spending", would there be anyone left to serve?
Posted by: Inogame
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Not many nowadays but always has pretty much been that way. Dan Rostenkowski went to prison for stealing and redeeming postage stamps. A bunch of lawmakers abused the House bank by running overdrafts consistently. Hiring sexertaries on the admin fund and so on.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (ZcPYF)

200 Oily

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (n2vyf)
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Not that oily. It's past noon, here!

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (krQz2)

201 She needs the security because of death threats, you see. MAGA threatens to kill her daily. Constantly getting calls. Records? You want records. Uh, I'll get back to you.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (xVkS/)

202 This chilly brunette in athletic attire wonders how to get in on the Congressional Corruption action:
http://tiny.cc/ye9lwz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (mwCIn)

203 https://bityl.co/NsRz

Ticker symbol NANC - lol

Posted by: Halfhand at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (9NgVU)

204 I know this will shock all of you, but Claudine Gay has company in the Department of Plagiarism at Harvard.

http://tinyurl.com/3jeackea

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (CsUN+)

205 No.

And that would be a good thing. Throw 'em all out, special elections across the board, make the new guys start over.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (mwCIn)

They should always be looking, whether they're doing shit or not.

These are not private citizens. They are not playing with their own money. Every damn penny should be accounted for.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (VoAdT)

206

You should check out this Tiffany Henyard scumbag. She takes it to a new level.

And she's black!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (et1vG)

207 AOSHQ Word of the Day:

oleaginous
Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (xdMcW)

Highly productive, fruitful, or well adapted to the growing of oleanders?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (D7oie)

208 Neither Bush nor Fani are clean.
Posted by: Mishdog at January 30, 2024 01:21 PM

The taint lies somewhere between.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (MGqzM)

209 >>>She's not our enemy because she's "racist," but because she stands for evil and she hates us.

speak for yourself, dude. She is a racist, she hates white people, she hates me and my family based on our race. If you think that's cool, you do you, man.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (KRtlO)

210 Bush and Fani . . . am I the only one who noticed how coincidentally comic these two names are, especially given their very similar sexual escapades?

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

211 Remember when millions of dollars, thousands of hours of court time and even Congressional investigation was very serious scandal because the President owned some hotels and foreign dignitaries may have stayed there at the fair market rate?

And the only reason those court cases were really dropped was he is no longer President?

But the Democrats still recently released--to massive media fanfare--a report on those fair market payments without any knowledge or input from the President as rock solid proof of his corruption?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (C2U4G)

212 That other Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power in Fulton County demanded that her Poonhammer be sexually exclusive to her, and then bugged, stalked, and harassed him when he refused. So yea, these idiots are doing the opposite of the Sheen move.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Charlie never considered how his expenses would have been cheaper to just put his hookers on government salary like Bush, Fani, etc. did. Guess he valued having them leave a lot.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (ZcPYF)

213 Yeah I wouldn't count on that. Only Republicans are this stupid and weak.

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Who was the Republican speaker that was forced to resign due to an affair like one day after taking the gavel, and it was right in the midst of the Lewinsky scandal.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (kiPPM)

214 199 177 I wonder, if they really did start looking into legislative office "spending", would there be anyone left to serve?
Posted by: Inogame
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Not many nowadays but always has pretty much been that way. Dan Rostenkowski went to prison for stealing and redeeming postage stamps. A bunch of lawmakers abused the House bank by running overdrafts consistently. Hiring sexertaries on the admin fund and so on.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (ZcPYF)

I would expect so, unfortunately.
What's she do to get on the wrong side of the real bosses then? I mean there has to be something.
Just to brazen and obvious?

Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (53oGX)

215 She needs the security because of death threats, you see. MAGA threatens to kill her daily. Constantly getting calls. Records? You want records. Uh, I'll get back to you.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM

Can't a bich just eat a Subway round here?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (MGqzM)

216 >>I know this will shock all of you, but Claudine Gay has company in the Department of Plagiarism at Harvard.

Did anyone ever run Michele Obama's Princeton Thesis to check for Plagiarism?

Because...if I had to guess, Big Mike took off from the Foul Line with the plagiarism.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (yfepr)

217 201 She needs the security because of death threats, you see. MAGA threatens to kill her daily. Constantly getting calls. Records? You want records. Uh, I'll get back to you.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (xVkS/)

One of the AGs Lawfaring Trump said she had death threats sent to her via email....

When asked to produce them, she said she had deleted them.

Why delete a death threat? That is evidence, and can be tracked.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (xaFKb)

218 From the Latin:

Snizzus (masc.), plural Snizzi
Snizza (fem.), plural Snizzae
Snizzum (neut.), plural Snizza

Posted by: Japanese Tourists Looking at Pantheon Inscriptions at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (w9Wax)

219 Claudine Gay couldn't get government funding so she had to marry a white guy.

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (ZGGD+)

220 I know this will shock all of you, but Claudine Gay has company in the Department of Plagiarism at Harvard.

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But she's got seniority and is more accomplished in the field.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2024 01:27 PM (krQz2)

221 Because...if I had to guess, Big Mike took off from the Foul Line with the plagiarism.
Posted by: garrett at

One step in I'm sure

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:27 PM (CIS44)

222 217 One of the AGs Lawfaring Trump said she had death threats sent to her via email....

When asked to produce them, she said she had deleted them.

Why delete a death threat? That is evidence, and can be tracked.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (xaFKb)

=========

I always assumed death threats were people saying, "Drop dead" on Twitter.

I guess I gave them too much credit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 30, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

223 oleaginous
Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (xdMcW)

Oily
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:22 PM (n2vyf)

So, not late ?

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2024 01:27 PM (T4tVD)

224
Did anyone ever run Michele Obama's Princeton Thesis to check for Plagiarism?

Because...if I had to guess, Big Mike took off from the Foul Line with the plagiarism.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (yfepr)

Michelle's was just boilerplate hate Whitey.. That was easy for her to write

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:28 PM (n2vyf)

225 I was going to make a joke about a "carve-out" but then I threw up on my keyboard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Best never look at the pictures of the people involved. Kind of like Florida man posts.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:28 PM (ZcPYF)

226
"absurdly overblown"

Adds to wish/bucket list

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:28 PM (nIvob)

227 41 For being extremely wealthy and (In their own sphere) influential . black politicians on the left seem to be extremely angry, chronically dissatisfied people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (Ki//m)
++++

++++

I know what you're saying. Shelia Jackson Lee always looks like she would backhand her own mother without a second thought.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2024 01:28 PM (7YG60)

228 139 Do y'all really think a Democrat is going to be held to the same standards as a Republican?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 30, 2024 01:14 PM (9BhPJ)

Like Eric Adams and Bob Menendez, learning to stay in line or be treated like a Republican is a given. Also a weak credibility builder for the commies.

Would I be cruel if I could express my satisfaction and joy that Merrick Garland is experiencing a small taste of the kind of pain that he will shortly be suffering forever?

Posted by: Auspex at January 30, 2024 01:28 PM (j4U/Z)

229 Yet these masters of the universe are given a pass on it. Conflicts of interest are the basis for much political money laundering in the key to getting rich by campaigning.

Rules for me, not for thee.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The Feds have this mandatory training as well. I have to take it every year. Not surprisingly, Congressmen have someone on their staff take these courses for them.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

230 Sure, it's a dangerous place altogether (people like Bush made sure that it was), but what specifically in St. Louis is especially dangerous for this woman?

Posted by: Alec Leamas

Because they know the neo-marxist policies they are pushing are leading to chaos. That and with a shit-ton of graft no other explanation is really needed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2024 01:29 PM (IG4Id)

231 216 >>I know this will shock all of you, but Claudine Gay has company in the Department of Plagiarism at Harvard.

Did anyone ever run Michele Obama's Princeton Thesis to check for Plagiarism?

Because...if I had to guess, Big Mike took off from the Foul Line with the plagiarism.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (yfepr)

I'd heard it was too poorly written to be plagiarized.

Posted by: Inogame at January 30, 2024 01:29 PM (53oGX)

232 Who was the Republican speaker that was forced to resign due to an affair like one day after taking the gavel, and it was right in the midst of the Lewinsky scandal.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba
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Bob Livingston and it was not just an affair but membership in a private swanky Eyes Wide Shut swinger club.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:29 PM (ZcPYF)

233 This chilly brunette in athletic attire wonders how to get in on the Congressional Corruption action:
http://tiny.cc/ye9lwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (mwCIn)

I can't decide whether she falls on the 'jailbait' side or the 'vacuous airhead' side.

Either way, would not.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at January 30, 2024 01:30 PM (Q0kLU)

234 Reads the headline: I knew that George Bush was scum. Hang him!

Reads the story: I never knew how racist America has become treating a black woman just trying to protect herself from the KKK like this

Posted by: The average leftist at January 30, 2024 01:30 PM (ibTVg)

235 Wow. Masters of the Universe alert, people!

Here is something I see on a website during login, during the two-factor piece:

If you don't have a phone number due to a speech, hearing or other disability, please call us at ...

If I don't have a phone number - that is, if I don't have a phone - how the hell am I supposed to call you? Dumbasses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:30 PM (mwCIn)

236 With that said, if she's indicted, she must be immediately expelled from the House. That is the standard that was set with George Santos recently, and Democrats should be made to abide by it.

That is not who we are

Posted by: The half of GOPe members that work for the Democrats at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (ibTVg)

237 This chilly brunette in athletic attire wonders how to get in on the Congressional Corruption action:
http://tiny.cc/ye9lwz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:24 PM (mwCIn)

Absolutely I would.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (BdMk6)

238

Snort my queens, racist white kunts! I'm untouchable!

Posted by: Cori Bushy at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (JQopU)

239 For example:

@VA4SafeComm 15m
BREAKING (CONFIRMED): Victim of Carjacking-Murder was JC Boggs, GOP Rep on DC Board of Elections, law firm partner, & fmr Senate Banking Staffer. 1/?
described as "Not a carjacking -- a grotesque murder"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (IG4Id)

240 If you don't have a phone number due to a speech, hearing or other disability, please call us at ...

If I don't have a phone number - that is, if I don't have a phone - how the hell am I supposed to call you? Dumbasses.

OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT!!!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (CsUN+)

241 Afternoon Ace. There was a video the other day with four squad members walking down the street acting badass. Presley, Bush, Tlaib and Omar I believe. The first three were each fat enough to generate their own gravity. In fact if I saw Tlaib on the street my first thought would be "tranny"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (hB1mF)

242 lol expelled from the house. Good one. She’ll be sent a harshly worded letter from the office of the speaker and made to promise to never do it again. Well not never but at least wait a few years.

Posted by: Montec at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (YofvK)

243 212 That other Stronk Empowered Black Woman of Power in Fulton County demanded that her Poonhammer be sexually exclusive to her, and then bugged, stalked, and harassed him when he refused. So yea, these idiots are doing the opposite of the Sheen move.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Charlie never considered how his expenses would have been cheaper to just put his hookers on government salary like Bush, Fani, etc. did. Guess he valued having them leave a lot.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:25 PM (ZcPYF)
__________

Back in his heyday, he would take private planes to places like the Caribbean absolutely loaded with whores (or yacht girls) and mountains of heavy drugs. A girl I know was a private stewardess and was booked on his flights a few times. She was shocked that (1) how the hell can you get this much drugs on a plane and (2) Sheen was nice and courteous to her, never once even tried to make a move.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

244 With that said, if she's indicted, she must be immediately expelled from the House. That is the standard that was set with George Santos recently, and Democrats should be made to abide by it.

You just...don't get it.

He lied about being gay or something.

She was just getting the money she deserved after suffering years of racism.

Posted by: Democrat elected officials at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (ibTVg)

245 @VA4SafeComm
BREAKING (CONFIRMED): Victim of Carjacking-Murder was JC Boggs, GOP Rep on DC Board of Elections, law firm partner, & fmr Senate Banking Staffer. 1/?
described as "Not a carjacking -- a grotesque murder"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (IG4Id)
++++
But politically-motivated or just a random thrill kill in DC?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (mwCIn)

246 224
Did anyone ever run Michele Obama's Princeton Thesis to check for Plagiarism?

Because...if I had to guess, Big Mike took off from the Foul Line with the plagiarism.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:26 PM (yfepr)

Michelle's was just boilerplate hate Whitey.. That was easy for her to write

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:28 PM (n2vyf)

No one has discovered plagiarism in my World Class, Ground-Breaking, Erudite, Doctoral Thesis!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at January 30, 2024 01:33 PM (5fDan)

247 35 this politically, folks thinking Manchin would end up running 3rd party - not sure he'd do that now with his wife (probably, since her exact injuries were not released) looking at weeks to months of rehab...
Posted by: Nova
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Events, my dear boy. Events
Posted by: torabora at January 30, 2024 12:58 PM (xdMcW)

Whaaat? Didn't Manchin announce he was considering running for President like last week?

Then his wife is in a car accident this week?

A Big Old Black Cat must have crossed his track!?

Posted by: Anon at January 30, 2024 01:33 PM (ptz9q)

248 The more extreme the better. Sheila Jackson Lee set a pretty high bar for ugly bare-knuckled racism coupled with chronic rage.
Posted by: Erik In Texas

**Maxine Waters has entered the chat

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2024 01:33 PM (/OWHH)

249 Husband. So how can she be a Black Lesbian Mayor?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:33 PM (Hpgos)

250 Back in his heyday, he would take private planes to places like the Caribbean absolutely loaded with whores (or yacht girls) and mountains of heavy drugs. A girl I know was a private stewardess and was booked on his flights a few times. She was shocked that (1) how the hell can you get this much drugs on a plane and (2) Sheen was nice and courteous to her, never once even tried to make a move.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
++++
He knew who was there for what. I'd like to think that would be common - "my whores are here for me to do play with, you're here to be a stewardess, and I know the difference" - but perhaps it isn't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (mwCIn)

251 I know this will shock all of you, but Claudine Gay has company in the Department of Plagiarism at Harvard.

It kind of ties into Cori Bush in that one of the people she plagiarized was her own husband.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

252 The really tech savvy congress critters do that by email now.
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Nah. Those are the stupid ones. That's just chum for sucker fish.

It's gotta be mailed so his cousin what that owns the print shop can get his cut.

If not his cousin, it's the local print shop in his district on the exclusive "must use" list of the local GOPe cause the "heroic small business owner" is just another slimeball in the Republican Racket.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (C2U4G)

253 I would expect so, unfortunately.
What's she do to get on the wrong side of the real bosses then? I mean there has to be something.
Just to brazen and obvious?
Posted by: Inogame
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Kind of like Mafia hits--someone wants her territory or she pissed off someone in the hierarchy. Sometimes is also someone gotta take a hit and go to prison so that the others involved don't.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (ZcPYF)

254 @VA4SafeComm 15m
BREAKING (CONFIRMED): Victim of Carjacking-Murder was JC Boggs, GOP Rep on DC Board of Elections, law firm partner, & fmr Senate Banking Staffer. 1/?
described as "Not a carjacking -- a grotesque murder"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2024 01:31 PM (IG4Id)

In the "To Do" pile. We'll get right on that.

Posted by: DC Police at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (yPYgF)

255 By the way, why does Bush need security in her home district, which appears to be St. Louis? Sure, it's a dangerous place altogether (people like Bush made sure that it was), but what specifically in St. Louis is especially dangerous for this woman?
Posted by: Alec Leamas at January 30, 2024 01:11 PM (ssz2a)

I hate to repeat myself (no I don't), but again, think of this like crime families. She "stole" her seat from one faction, and did so when the Michael Brown stuff was at its peak. The long-seated congressman, Lacy Clay, inherited the seat from his father, who had it for something like 40 years.

In other words, she violated one of those mafia rules... you don't go after made men (or women). She's going to get hers, one way or another, as soon as someone is strong enough to take her out, and this appears to be the time.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (8u1Sv)

256 **Maxine Waters has entered the chat
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Maxine has moar weaves than Imelda Marcos had shoes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:35 PM (Hpgos)

257 Claudine Gay isn’t gay? I’m honestly surprised.

Posted by: Montec at January 30, 2024 01:35 PM (YofvK)

258 But politically-motivated or just a random thrill kill in DC?

Could be either, but the fact that he's a GOP rep on the election board in an election year is interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2024 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

259 Lady Oleaginous had the best lines in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2024 01:35 PM (cf/0E)

260 @126 Garrett, I think if you tried to run Big Mike's thesis through an AI, the AI would have a nervous breakdown trying to get through the bad grammar and misspellings. The circuits would melt before it got to the content

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:35 PM (hB1mF)

261 Maxine Waters has entered the chat
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2024 01:33 PM (/OWHH)

She's been kind of quiet lately, hasn't she?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2024 01:35 PM (Gf82x)

262 255 By the way, why does Bush need security in her home district, which appears to be St. Louis? Sure, it's a dangerous place altogether (people like Bush made sure that it was), but what specifically in St. Louis is especially dangerous for this woman?
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Maybe she likes to hang around East St. Louis? They have sex dungeons. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (Hpgos)

263 why does Bush need security in her home district, which appears to be St. Louis?

—

Black women need to be protected from the millions upon millions of KKK members roaming the streets of America. Duh.

Posted by: Montec at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (YofvK)

264 BREAKING (CONFIRMED): Victim of Carjacking-Murder was JC Boggs, GOP Rep on DC Board of Elections, law firm partner, & fmr Senate Banking Staffer. 1/?
described as "Not a carjacking -- a grotesque murder"

==

sounds like it. is FBI investigating ????

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (V13WU)

265 Maybe she likes to hang around East St. Louis? They have sex dungeons. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (Hpgos)
++++
East St Louis is in Illinois. Not her district...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (mwCIn)

266 250 Back in his heyday, he would take private planes to places like the Caribbean absolutely loaded with whores (or yacht girls) and mountains of heavy drugs. A girl I know was a private stewardess and was booked on his flights a few times. She was shocked that (1) how the hell can you get this much drugs on a plane and (2) Sheen was nice and courteous to her, never once even tried to make a move.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 01:32 PM (iFTx/)
++++
He knew who was there for what. I'd like to think that would be common - "my whores are here for me to do play with, you're here to be a stewardess, and I know the difference" - but perhaps it isn't.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:34 PM (mwCIn)
_________

You'd think, but it's not the norm. A lot of rich guys on other private flights would be really inappropriate with her. And while she was attractive, she wasn't a smokeshow.

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 30, 2024 01:37 PM (iFTx/)

267 257 Claudine Gay isn’t gay? I’m honestly surprised.
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I think she's related to Akhenaten.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:37 PM (Hpgos)

268 sounds like it. is FBI investigating ????
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (V13WU)
++++
If they do, it was a political hit and they need to cover it up.

If they don't, it was just a random thrill kill and therefore an issue for the local PD.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:37 PM (mwCIn)

269 sounds like it. is FBI investigating ????

We'd like to, we really would, but we're swamped with School Board meetings and Catholic services.

Posted by: The FBI at January 30, 2024 01:37 PM (CsUN+)

270 You should check out this Tiffany Henyard scumbag. She takes it to a new level.

And she's black!

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller,

She takes entitlement to a whole new level. I watched one of their town hall committee meetings and she is quite the dictator and abusive. Black people on the committee don't like her and have called her out - that's how bad she is.

Posted by: Cheri at January 30, 2024 01:38 PM (oiNtH)

271 Snizzum is singular Snizza.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2024 01:38 PM (cf/0E)

272 @249 practice

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:38 PM (hB1mF)

273 >>I think she's related to Akhenaten.

So...you are saying it is Aliens?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:38 PM (yfepr)

274 Leggy Luna is arguing with Pretty Poppy, wanting to know if Dollar Bill is her father. Asian cat fight! Meow!

Nice Bod Brooke is trying to convince Crazy Eyes Hope that Psycho Thomas is a Psycho, and she should not marry him, now that Hope has dumped Puppy Dog Liam because of her overwhelming desire for some crazy D.

Meanwhile, Dorky RJ is preparing his news digs at the beach house for some hot Luna poon action, once she gets done fighting with her mom.

Bold and the Beautiful

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2024 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

275 265 Maybe she likes to hang around East St. Louis? They have sex dungeons. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (Hpgos)
++++
East St Louis is in Illinois. Not her district...
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There are bridges across the Mississippi.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (Hpgos)

276 oh, here is something : "The notorious ransomware gang Blackcat, more commonly known as ALPHV, is threatening to release classified and top secret documents from numerous U.S. intelligence agencies, including the FBI, after allegedly breaching a technology company.

In a post to the dark web on Tuesday, ALPHV claimed that it had successfully pilfered 300GB of data from the Technica Corporation, a company which, according to its website, “supports the Federal Government and their mission to support, to defend and protect America’s citizens.”

“Leaks of classified and top secret documents,” the group wrote on its blog. “Documents related to the FBI and other US intelligence agencies. If Technica does not contact us soon, the data will either be sold or made public."

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

277 Back in his heyday, he would take private planes to places like the Caribbean absolutely loaded with whores (or yacht girls) and mountains of heavy drugs. A girl I know was a private stewardess and was booked on his flights a few times. She was shocked that (1) how the hell can you get this much drugs on a plane and (2) Sheen was nice and courteous to her, never once even tried to make a move.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Charlie was second gen Hollywood. A lot of the ill behaved grabber types are first generation wealth/power.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (ZcPYF)

278 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

279 East St Louis is in Illinois. Not her district...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:36 PM (mwCIn)

There are bridges that cross the river.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (8u1Sv)

280 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??
Posted by: runner at J

ITS A TRAP

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (CIS44)

281 278 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

Go to the regular web and turn out the lights.

Posted by: Montec at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (YofvK)

282 It kind of ties into Cori Bush in that one of the people she plagiarized was her own husband.

Should be a common-law rule that you can't plagiarize your spouse. A. What his is yours and vice versa. B. Every spouse has one time or another wished that the other would just adopt his/her position verbatim.

Posted by: Almost Serious at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (L81HX)

283 There are bridges across the Mississippi.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (Hpgos)

There are bridges that cross the river.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (8u1Sv)

Heh.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (8u1Sv)

284
Victim of Carjacking-Murder was JC Boggs, GOP Rep on DC Board of Elections, law firm partner, & fmr Senate Banking Staffer. 1/?
described as "Not a carjacking -- a grotesque murder"

Any relation to the JC Boggs that lost an election to Joe Biden?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (nIvob)

285 Snizzum is singular Snizza.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2024 01:38 PM (cf/0E)

Snizzii is right out!

Wouldn't it be Snizza and Snizzae?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

286 273 >>I think she's related to Akhenaten.

So...you are saying it is Aliens?
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Yes.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:41 PM (Hpgos)

287 There are bridges across the Mississippi.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (Hpgos)
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There are bridges that cross the river.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (8u1Sv)
++++
Hey, can't a guy make a really stupid joke in peace around here?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:41 PM (mwCIn)

288 >>>Absolutely I would.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons
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She looks fragile; mean but fragile.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:41 PM (eGNbo)

289 Charlie was second gen Hollywood. A lot of the ill behaved grabber types are first generation wealth/power.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (ZcPYF)

Nouveau perv is the worst. -- Hunter Biden

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:42 PM (GYIa4)

290 It's ironic that Tiffany Henyard is the mayor of Dolton. She's a dolt alright

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:42 PM (hB1mF)

291 Nouveau perv is the worst. -- Hunter Biden
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:42 PM (GYIa4)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:42 PM (mwCIn)

292 Hey, can't a guy make a really stupid joke in peace around here?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 01:41 PM (mwCIn)

De-Mississippi is not just a river in Egypt, you know.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:43 PM (8u1Sv)

293 Should be a common-law rule that you can't plagiarize your spouse. A. What his is yours and vice versa. B. Every spouse has one time or another wished that the other would just adopt his/her position verbatim.
Posted by: Almost Serious at January 30, 2024 01:40 PM (L81HX)

Following that line of argument, if your spouse got a PhD so should you since you could turn in the exact same research. I suppose this could explain the Hillary for President movement or the salivations for Big Mike.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:44 PM (GYIa4)

294 De-Mississippi is not just a river in Egypt, you know.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:43 PM (8u1Sv)

Yeah, it runs right past De-Memphis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)

295 "Illinois Elections Board Votes to Keep Trump on the Ballot"

Bipartisan unanimous decision. A bit surprising, but they foresaw a flood of legal challenges to other candidates ... can't have all those actually unqualified Chicago grifters tossed off ballots.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2024 01:44 PM (Cus5s)

296 I suppose this could explain the Hillary for President movement or the salivations for Big Mike.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 01:44 PM (GYIa4)

Let me be your director of neurosurgery.

I'm a quarter doctor on my mother's side.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:45 PM (VoAdT)

297 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

Contact your local FIB office for instructions.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:45 PM (BdMk6)

298 Not many nowadays but always has pretty much been that way. Dan Rostenkowski went to prison for stealing and redeeming postage stamps. A bunch of lawmakers abused the House bank by running overdrafts consistently. Hiring sexertaries on the admin fund and so on.
Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:23 PM (ZcPYF)

==========

So, we got rid of the penny ante, $10,000 a year, school board and Sewer Commission corruption?

And now we replaced it with flBribes from Foreign Governments, Perverted Billionaires, Insider Trading, and bring suborned by sexual misdeeds?

I don't think that is progress.

Posted by: Anon at January 30, 2024 01:46 PM (umDIn)

299 @295 one of the judges , a Republican, made a recommendation to the panel to keep Trump off the ballot. GOPe would have been proud

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:46 PM (hB1mF)

300 re: Illinois board decision, "The board, composed of four Democrats and four Republicans, agreed with a recommendation from its lawyer to let Trump remain on the ballot by determining it didn’t have the authority to determine whether he violated the constitution, the AP report sets out."

So Illinois figured out that they do not have the authority ...but Colorado could not.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:47 PM (V13WU)

301 Stamford, Connecticut will no longer celebrate Columbus day or Veterans Day

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:47 PM (eGNbo)

302 297 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

Contact your local FIB office for instructions.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:45 PM (BdMk6)

First, download any old tor client, then dip your computer in sulphuric acid, shred your license and credit cards, and move to Burkina Faso on the next cargo freighter that'll take you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (VoAdT)

303 Contact your local FIB office for instructions.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:45 PM (BdMk6)

as I suspected....

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (V13WU)

304 What do these people not understand about using a cutout?!

/yeah, yeah... Dat's Rascist

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (gUkcA)

305 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??

I think I saw that on a cop show. You just go to any computer anywhere and type "dark web" into a search bar.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (sNc8Y)

306 Yeah, it runs right past De-Memphis.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:44 PM (VoAdT)

I was about to say, but I guess it shouldn't surprise me at all, de original Memphis is right there on de-Nile.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (8u1Sv)

307 The more extreme the better. Sheila Jackson Lee set a pretty high bar for ugly bare-knuckled racism coupled with chronic rage.
Posted by: Erik In Texas

++++

Even her defenders admit she has a "potty mouth." Isn't that sweet, potty mouth? Like some pre-school kid saying "doody."

Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (7YG60)

308 Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) said Tuesday on “CBS Mornings” that it was a “fact” former President Donald Trump has mentally declined.
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She should be taken to the woodshed.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:48 PM (eGNbo)

309 294 De-Mississippi is not just a river in Egypt, you know.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:43 PM (8u1Sv)

Yeah, it runs right past De-Memphis.
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It also ends in De Delta.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:49 PM (Hpgos)

310 Was the New Orleans mayor paying for snizz tapping too?

Posted by: nckate at January 30, 2024 01:49 PM (ZGGD+)

311 308 Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) said Tuesday on “CBS Mornings” that it was a “fact” former President Donald Trump has mentally declined.

Well it's a fact Nimarada that you will never be President...
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Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:50 PM (n2vyf)

312 Ugly, stupid, and dishonest is no way to go through life, Cori.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 30, 2024 01:50 PM (FVME7)

313 Yeah, it runs right past De-Memphis.
------------
It also ends in De Delta.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:49 PM (Hpgos)

Some Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe the D-gyptians who came before the E-gyptians were actually Extraterrestrials.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:50 PM (VoAdT)

314 DONT

Posted by: Joe Biden with steel plates in his head at January 30, 2024 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

315 Bipartisan unanimous decision. A bit surprising, but they foresaw a flood of legal challenges to other candidates ... can't have all those actually unqualified Chicago grifters tossed off ballots.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2024 01:44 PM (Cus5s)

Ill Noise has a long long history of executives being indicted and sent to prison, so they're kinda the O.G.'s of gangster politics... in more ways than one.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:50 PM (8u1Sv)

316 I can see why a lot of black men do not marry black women

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:51 PM (n2vyf)

317 Bush and Fani . . . am I the only one who noticed how coincidentally comic these two names are, especially given their very similar sexual escapades?
Posted by: Elric Blade

Taint much between them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 01:51 PM (7O3of)

318 She should be taken to the woodshed.
Posted by: Braenyard

You seem to have misspelled wood chipper.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 30, 2024 01:51 PM (cRrcX)

319 Ugly, stupid, and dishonest is no way to go through life, Cori.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
......

Thats why she ran for Congress.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 01:52 PM (v0R5T)

320 >>Bush and Fani . . . am I the only one who noticed how coincidentally comic these two names are, especially given their very similar sexual escapades?

New celebrity endorsers for Lume.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2024 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)

321 Fox Business just talked about Bush and ran a clip from a year or two ago when these payments first came up. Bush said "do these people want me to be murdered?" All I could think of was "no but if it happens I wouldn't care"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:53 PM (hB1mF)

322 Dirty Tricks
>>>In the summer of 2004 Theresa Amato, campaign manager of presidential candidate Ralph Nader, took out a notebook in preparation for an important phone conference.

Her candidate, [Ralph] Nader, had already been subject to an extraordinary — and extraordinarily underreported — campaign of litigious harassment at the hands of the Democratic Party. John Kerry told Nader he had 2,000 lawyers at his disposal and would ...

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:53 PM (eGNbo)

323 308 Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) said Tuesday on “CBS Mornings” that it was a “fact” former President Donald Trump has mentally declined.
________

Oh, she's a doctor now. Awesome.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)

324 the dark web...how does one get on the dark web ??
Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)

Contact your local FIB office for instructions.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:45 PM (BdMk6)
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Of course, you will have to download explosive instructions as part of this. I hope you understand.

Posted by: The FIB, Closing All the Cases We Instigate at January 30, 2024 01:54 PM (krQz2)

325
J.C. (Boggs) is pro bono general counsel to Jobs for America’s Graduates and serves on the board of the Global Center for Social Entrepreneurship Network, Parliamentary Intelligence-Security Forum and the First State Fintech Lab. He established the J. Caleb Boggs Scholarship for Public Service at the University of Delaware in honor of his grandfather and namesake, former Congressman, Senator and Governor of Delaware, J. Caleb Boggs.

His Grandfather ran for Senate against none other then Joe Biden.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:54 PM (nIvob)

326 All of the reporting on corruption by congress is for one purpose: Normalization.

I mean really. Who is surprised by these shenanigans anymore?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 01:54 PM (BdMk6)

327 So, we got rid of the penny ante, $10,000 a year, school board and Sewer Commission corruption?

And now we replaced it with flBribes from Foreign Governments, Perverted Billionaires, Insider Trading, and bring suborned by sexual misdeeds?

I don't think that is progress.
Posted by: Anon
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Foreign governments have been bribing and interfering in our democracy for centuries. And you have a perverted wealthy class, insider trading, and sex misdeeds. Check out the 1790's sex scandal involving Alexander Hamilton. Harding schtupped his mistress in the WH elevator and got her pregnant (confirmed via DNA recently), Grover Cleveland had an inappropriate relationship The XYZ affair, the French ambassador, Randolph Hearst, Woody Wilson's wife Edith running the WH while Woody was ga ga from a stroke, etc.

This is what governments and wealthy people do and have always done in history--

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:54 PM (ZcPYF)

328 Who was the Il Congressman that wore a Naked Mole Rat Toupee?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 01:54 PM (Hpgos)

329 Some Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe the D-gyptians who came before the E-gyptians were actually Extraterrestrials.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:50 PM (VoAdT)

Speaking of shoddy science, I remember seeing one of those shows, on one of those channels that purported to be serious, before everything became ancient aliens, and one pointy headed nitwit was explaining how their theory, about the pyramids lining up with the stars, the original data came back showing they were off by some number of degrees.

So they changed the theory, and claimed the ancient aliens must have been building on sites that were accurate "at the time," but are no longer so, because of shifting geography.

Or maybe your stupid theory was wrong in the first place? Ever think of that??

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:55 PM (8u1Sv)

330 Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) said Tuesday on “CBS Mornings” that it was a “fact” former President Donald Trump has mentally declined.

Meanwhile, Nikki Haley has not declined anyone access to her snizz.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 30, 2024 01:55 PM (/OWHH)

331 Mutahar on SomeOrdinaryGamers has some fun videos poking around on the 'dark web', which is literally just any website that doesn't have a dns entry for a normal plain-text url. You get bounced around a bunch of mirror sites somehow through a series of routers and anonymizers so you can't see who they are are they can't see who you are. A lot of the content is just silly bullshit or FBI honeypots. Some of it is legit crazy. None of it is what the idiots who make cable tv shows want you to think it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:55 PM (VoAdT)

332 @325 so Don Biden is settling all scores

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:55 PM (hB1mF)

333 Bush and Fani . . . am I the only one who noticed how coincidentally comic these two names are, especially given their very similar sexual escapades?
______

That shows that illegal payments to your f**k-buddy is a enduring cultural aspect of black women that can be traced back to the slave breeding days of the Confederacy.

Any attempts to curtail or suppress that culture is racist and white supremist.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (lf83v)

334 329 So they changed the theory, and claimed the ancient aliens must have been building on sites that were accurate "at the time," but are no longer so, because of shifting geography.

i'm right here, you know

Posted by: precession of the axis at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (v3pYe)

335 I'm Grateful Garrett.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (7O3of)

336 Treasury Secretary Yellen Admits “High Prices Here To Stay”
Food CPI UP 21%,
Gasoline Prices UP 38%
Home Prices UP 33.2%,
Mortgage Rates UP 154%

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (eGNbo)

337 OT, prayer related.
Pastor Joe's brain surgery is postponed til next week, he did not get cleared by the cardiologist for the surgery that was scheduled for Thursday this week. Surgeon says better to be safe than sorry.
Thank you for the prayers, they mean a lot.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (JrYM1)

338 >>New celebrity endorsers for Lume.

WTF did I ever do to YOU!?

Posted by: Lume at January 30, 2024 01:57 PM (yfepr)

339 320 >>Bush and Fani . . . am I the only one who noticed how coincidentally comic these two names are, especially given their very similar sexual escapades?

New celebrity endorsers for Lume.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2024 01:53 PM (ZLI7S)

Old and Busted: The Splunge Candidate
New Hotness: The Sprunt Candidates

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2024 01:57 PM (VoAdT)

340 >>Food CPI UP 21%,
Gasoline Prices UP 38%
Home Prices UP 33.2%,
>>Mortgage Rates UP 154%

Now. Do Insurance.

Posted by: Lume at January 30, 2024 01:57 PM (yfepr)

341 Gov. Nikki Haley (R-SC) said Tuesday on “CBS Mornings” that it was a “fact” former President Donald Trump has mentally declined.
________

Oh, she's a doctor now. Awesome.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2024 01:53 PM (lf83v)

Is Raytheon "Nuke 'em" Nikki aware she's not governor anymore?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 01:58 PM (8u1Sv)

342 Treasury Secretary Yellen Admits “High Prices Here To Stay”
________

Happy Days Are Here Again!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 30, 2024 01:58 PM (lf83v)

343
so Don Biden is settling all scores

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 30, 2024 01:55 PM

Hit men are expensive and we don't pay the President very much, so I seriously doubt that could be the case. Not to mention we have Top Men in the Justice Department. Top. Men.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 30, 2024 01:58 PM (nIvob)

344 Now. Do Insurance.
Posted by: Lume at January 30, 2024 01:57 PM (yfepr)

First they almost doubled our homeowners insurance and now they've cancelled us... CA.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2024 01:58 PM (n2vyf)

345 >>Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (7O3of)

I am glad someone besides Straw has good taste in Dead.

BTW - If you ever listened to Dead Air on KXCI out of Tucson, I am that garrett.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 01:58 PM (yfepr)

346 316 I can see why a lot of black men do not marry black women
Posted by: It's me donna
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Being married separates the black middle and upper classes from the lower classes. In addition, there is strong sexual competition for the black males without a prison record, that have a college or higher education, wealth, and so on. Those black males are also attractive to white and other race females.

Same as the relatively few attractive males in colleges that are 60-40 females. Those males can play the field and often do. Black males with high SES status can and do as well. Supply and demand of scarce males as crude as it might seem.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 01:59 PM (ZcPYF)

347 The Squad been berry, berry good to me.

Posted by: Mandingo Security Services, Inc. at January 30, 2024 01:59 PM (woPEM)

348 So they changed the theory, and claimed the ancient aliens must have been building on sites that were accurate "at the time," but are no longer so, because of shifting geography.

---
i'm right here, you know
Posted by: precession of the axis at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (v3pYe)

No no, it's not that. It's that the GROUND ITSELF had shifted, so the buildings were no longer lining up with the stars. No matter HOW the axis shifted.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 02:00 PM (8u1Sv)

349 Florida House passes a bill to ban social media accounts for children under 16
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No smartphones until they graduate from highschool.
Highschool or reform school - their choice.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 02:00 PM (eGNbo)

350 Who was the Il Congressman that wore a Naked Mole Rat Toupee?
Posted by: Pudinhead
_______

I thought Traficant was from Ohio.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 30, 2024 02:00 PM (kiPPM)

351 So they changed the theory, and claimed the ancient aliens must have been building on sites that were accurate "at the time," but are no longer so, because of shifting geography.

Or maybe your stupid theory was wrong in the first place? Ever think of that??
Posted by: BurtTC
......

was that before or after they ate all the dinosaurs?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

352
I would not be astounded if the entirety of the CBC could not be indicted for something or another.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (MoZTd)

353 was that before or after they ate all the dinosaurs?
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 02:00 PM (v0R5T)
++++
:: BUUUURP ::

Posted by: Alien after the feast at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (mwCIn)

354 Hit men are expensive and we don't pay the President very much, so I seriously doubt that could be the case. Not to mention we have Top Men in the Justice Department. Top. Men.

Posted by: Divide by Zero

I would imagine Hit Men are no different than anything else. I'm sure there are low price options out there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)

355 I saw The Taint Lies Somewhere Between open for Fani & Cori at the Cow Palace in '68.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (5fDan)

356 Treasury Secretary Yellen Admits “High Prices Here To Stay”
Food CPI UP 21%,
Gasoline Prices UP 38%
Home Prices UP 33.2%,
Mortgage Rates UP 154%
Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 01:56 PM (eGNbo)

On the plus side, I'm not getting paid any more money BUT I still have a job... for now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (GYIa4)

357 was that before or after they ate all the dinosaurs?
Posted by: wth at January 30, 2024 02:00 PM (v0R5T)

After. But before they buried the treasure on Oak Island.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2024 02:02 PM (8u1Sv)

358 Lies, damn lies, and nood!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 02:02 PM (GYIa4)

359 Treasury Secretary Yellen Admits “High Prices Here To Stay”
____

What? For the past many months Yellen has been insisting that inflation is transitory. I don't know who to trust on the economy anymore.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2024 02:02 PM (fs1hN)

360 nood

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (xcxpd)

361 Florida House passes a bill to ban social media accounts for children under 16

==

that is a little much. why don't they let parents decide ?

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (V13WU)

362 Why is there not an awesome Punk Band called 'Taint'?

Stamp of Approval would be a great LP title for them.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (yfepr)

363 Treasury Secretary Yellen Admits “High Prices Here To Stay”

Top Women, Professor Jones. Top. Women.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (5fDan)

364 356
On the plus side, I'm not getting paid any more money BUT I still have a job... for now.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (GYIa4)

Yeah. CPI up, gas up, etc. in mid to upper double digit percentages. Sure does wonders to a families household income when raises (if you got one) is 3%.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (N39Ws)

365 326 All of the reporting on corruption by congress is for one purpose: Normalization.

I mean really. Who is surprised by these shenanigans anymore?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

Actually, Congress is a pretty good reflection of society. Think of the unscrupulous CEO's ruining a company for their own interests--like Bob Iger or the Boeing Calhoun idiot. Think of all the financial companies that would gladly double deal you and strip you of your assets. The rapacious local governments that suck in property and sales tax revenue and yet are always wanting more.

All these elite critters want an unstable society so they can go on looting without much consequence. That is why they try to divide and conquer the population. Now, apparently, the latest is those elites want people to starve, die, and eat bugs while being systematically stripped of any property and wealth. To accomplish this, they are literally importing a servile class that is easily disposable to replace their erstwhile fellow citizens in countries.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (ZcPYF)

366
I would imagine Hit Men are no different than anything else. I'm sure there are low price options out there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM

Yes, there are.

Posted by: Roy Epps and his other brother Roy at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (nIvob)

367 I would imagine Hit Men are no different than anything else. I'm sure there are low price options out there.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 30, 2024 02:01 PM (CIS44)

++++

I think at least a couple people have been nabbed for answering ads on Craig's List for hit-men to do away with spouses. I guess they were looking for bargain rates.

Posted by: washrivergal at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (7YG60)

368 362 Why is there not an awesome Punk Band called 'Taint'?

Stamp of Approval would be a great LP title for them.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2024 02:03 PM (yfepr)

SuperTramp? Oh wait. That one's taken.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2024 02:04 PM (N39Ws)

369 What? For the past many months Yellen has been insisting that inflation is transitory. I don't know who to trust on the economy anymore.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2024 02:02 PM (fs1hN)
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I think they're trying to deal with their messaging problem. The press has insinuated for years that when inflation abates, we "return to normal" or somesuch. Lots of people take that to mean, "prices go back to normal." The press - and the Party that controls it - has been happy to have people make that mistake.

But that isn't how it works and prices don't go down. People are increasingly resentful because they think they've been lied to. I think the Party is trying to reset expectations in time for the election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2024 02:04 PM (mwCIn)

370 Hey, can't a guy make a really stupid joke in peace around here?!
Posted by: Joe Mannix

SNORT...

You're around here enough to know there is not a stupid joke is not vilified!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 30, 2024 02:05 PM (7O3of)

371 What? For the past many months Yellen has been insisting that inflation is transitory. I don't know who to trust on the economy anymore.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 30, 2024 02:02 PM (fs1hN)

Trust your wallet/bank account. The only economic truth out there.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 30, 2024 02:05 PM (BdMk6)

372 Miss you, Sponge. You will always be first.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 30, 2024 02:02 PM (xcxpd)

Did he get banned again?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 30, 2024 02:06 PM (GYIa4)

373 >>> That shows that illegal payments to your f**k-buddy is a enduring cultural aspect of black women that can be traced back to the slave breeding days of the Confederacy.

Always wondered why no one ever seriously addressed the pupy-mill, stud farm, and ho' barm aspects of slavery.
You know there were business interests.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 30, 2024 02:06 PM (gUkcA)

374 I think at least a couple people have been nabbed for answering ads on Craig's List for hit-men to do away with spouses. I guess they were looking for bargain rates.
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Its stunning that people are unaware of ethylene glycol and the fact that it is seldom tested for during an autopsy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 30, 2024 02:06 PM (Hpgos)

375 >>>there were business interests.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
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and trouble makers

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2024 02:08 PM (eGNbo)

376 Biden's DOJ are tough on their own party members who break the law

Posted by: Paul banned at January 30, 2024 02:59 PM (dHTO7)

377 Based on Durty DA Fanny Willis and Rep Bush, there will fewer lesbians if more women had access to public funds. There needs to be a national conversation about how men women are lesbian simply because no men wanted them.

Posted by: william ferrin at January 30, 2024 04:49 PM (mDT59)

378 Moses and the Burning Bush

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 30, 2024 04:58 PM (wGqjj)

379 Buck Fush.

Posted by: personnel is for assholes at January 30, 2024 08:46 PM (kvDvI)

380 The Amish are such admirable and upright people. Send them all back to Mother Africa to show the natives what godly people they are.

Posted by: Rev Al at January 30, 2024 09:22 PM (EcD5Y)

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