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Fani Willis Seeks to Quash Subpoena in Divorce Matter;
She Argues to Judge, "Before I Met Mr. Darris 'Sweetdick' Honeycum, My Sad Cooter Was Dry as Gold-Bond Foot Powder and Had Gone from a Snizz to a Snooze to a Snuzz"
The latter quote is more implied than explicit.
But boy oh boy, Fani does not want to have to give answers under oath. She is, however, willing to make vague accusations of racism in front of a black church. If it please Your Honor.A Georgia judge is hearing arguments Monday over whether to enforce a subpoena issued to Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis as part of her top prosecutor's divorce case, which she received amid allegations that she and the prosecutor were involved in an improper relationship while prosecuting the election interference case against former President Donald Trump. Willis, who is not present in courtroom, is seeking to quash the subpoena she received from the wife of special prosecutor Nathan Wade, in order to avoid her deposition in the case, which is set for Tuesday. At the start of the hearing, the judge -- at the request of Ashleigh Merchant, the attorney for Roman who first filed the motion containing the allegations -- ordered the divorce case between Wade and his wife be unsealed and made public. The ruling came over the objections of Wade's attorney, who argued that the "current status" of the case "clearly shows the harm that is done to these parties." ... Willis claimed in a court filing last week that being deposed in the case would be "outside the scope of discovery" in the divorce matter and that it amounts to "attempt to harass and damage her professional reputation." "The sought after deposition of District Attorney Willis is not relevant to the subject matter involved in the pending action and should not be permitted," the filing from Willis's attorney said.Like me, Viva Frei wonders how it can be that Fani Willis can claim in a motion that she has "no information" about how the Wade marriage ended, and yet offer, in that very same motion, intimate details about the Wade marriage like it being "irretrievably broke" due to the alleged affair Mrs. Wade had with Mr. Wade's friend. How does a person with no admitted involvement with Mr. Wade come into possession of such intimate and salacious details about his marriage? Curious! More on that unsealing of divorce records, via Jack Straw. Apparently, he's staying the subpoena to Fani Cootersauce, to hear from Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum, Esq., first.
... Wade's wife has asked the judge in her divorce case to enforce the subpoena in order to "determine details" surrounding Wade and Willis' relationship. Her filing included credit card records that appear to show Wade paid for multiple trips to Miami and San Francisco for him and Willis during the election probe. In her filing seeking to quash the subpoena, Willis claims that she "cannot provide unique personal knowledge" on matters relevant to the divorce because the marriage is ending on the grounds that it was "irretrievably broken."
A Cobb County judge on Monday unsealed the divorce records of a top prosecutor in Fulton County's election interference probe, allowing the public to sift through personal information that could involve his boss and alleged romantic partner, District Attorney Fani Willis. Superior Court Judge Henry Thompson also placed a temporary stay on a subpoena from the estranged wife of special prosecutor Nathan Wade. She was seeking to depose Willis this week. Thompson said Nathan Wade should first be deposed before he determines whether Willis possesses unique personal information that would require her to be questioned under oath by attorneys for Joycelyn Wade. An evidentiary hearing in the divorce case is set for Jan. 31.A judge also wants to interrogate the Power Bottom Couple about possible improprieties in using public funds for pubic ends, and allegations of them comingling their junk.
"The judge overseeing the election interference case against former president Donald Trump in Georgia has reportedly scheduled a hearing for Feb. 15 to examine recent allegations that Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis and her lead prosecutor 'engaged in an improper relationship and mishandled public money,'" reports Nicole Bennett at WSB Radio. The Washington Post has a more detailed report explaining that Judge Scott McAfee has ordered Willis to respond in writing to the allegations by Feb. 2, and he has called a hearing about the accusations and scheduled it for Feb. 15. ... "Willis has declined to address the accusations directly so far," reports the Washington Post's Amy Gardner and Holly Bailey. "McAfee's order appears to be forcing her to do so in televised court proceedings, a development that could at the least be embarrassing for the district attorney and at worst derail the investigation completely."Yes that would be "the worst."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JCG at January 22, 2024 01:31 PM (fow9w)
Posted by: GF at January 22, 2024 01:31 PM (tUCgX)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (LVNnd)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (qZLHI)
Some dickhead told her?
Posted by: Thor's Pimp Hand at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (bUHAx)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (9UlRk)
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"She's only refusing to go under oath because Republicans will twist her words."
-DU, 99.34% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:32 PM (IXZGh)
Agreed...
I really mished snizz.
Posted by: browndog sniffing about at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (fwDg9)
Comedic gold. Thanks Ace for bringing a smile to my face in an otherwise sh*tty day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (9XOwt)
Snizz
Snazz
Snuzz
Very similar to the lyrics in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (mJOpC)
Posted by: nckate at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (EPm6B)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (ibTVg)
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A judge having a hearing about potentially illegal actions from one of the primary lawyers on a matter before the court is the end of the American experiment and liberty.
Or, so I've been told.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (Z8Yh2)
>>A Cobb County judge on Monday unsealed the divorce records of a top prosecutor in Fulton County’s election interference probe, allowing the public to sift through personal information that could involve his boss and alleged romantic partner, District Attorney Fani Willis.
http://tinyurl.com/4t5meur8
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (ZLI7S)
And the Banana Republic continues to roll
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (pVWRI)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 22, 2024 01:33 PM (9UlRk)
Jed Bartlett
Posted by: C.J. Craig at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: browndog sniffing about at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM
Shame here my freindsh.
Posted by: Zombie J McCain at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: JCG at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (fow9w)
Posted by: This comment is racist, I'm sure at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (L81HX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Scott_T at January 22, 2024 01:37 PM (2waQ7)
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (CsUN+)
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A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce1
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:37 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: DOYLE at January 22, 2024 01:37 PM (Z8Yh2)
Ace brings it on a Monday afternoon. Heh.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 22, 2024 01:37 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (9yWhg)
And gave himself a self satisfied nod and thumbs up when he read it this morning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:37 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: SH
Thank you!
(with tears in my eyes!)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (qZLHI)
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (KRtlO)
Ask me how I know.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (dGCAG)
🚨NEW: This is a clip of Fani Willis from 2020 where she says she would fire any employee who sleeps with a co-worker, promises to not date “anybody that works under me,” and said it would be “unfortunate” if taxpayers had to fund sex misconduct lawsuits
http://tinyurl.com/3bt59ucn
1:13 seconds
And...
http://tinyurl.com/2af7eye9
Free Beacon report.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (V13WU)
They know they can get away with it..... Hopefully not this time
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (n2vyf)
It's. The. Doomsday. Machine.
Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: This comment is racist, I'm sure at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (L81HX)
People who love Jesus almost as much as they hate white people?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (KbCG3)
Snizz-sign!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (n+4am)
A prosecutor didn’t know not to leave a paper trail of her crimes with credit card statements. Priceless. 😂
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: SMOD
The amazing part is the IRS allows those pols to solicit in church then keep their 501c tax free status.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (qZLHI)
Posted by: Rev Dr Happy Hands at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (roLg9)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (KRtlO)
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Does it involve references to the dryness of her mish?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)
Jazz status: ON.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (5FnZt)
Posted by: This comment is racist, I'm sure at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (L81HX)
Think of them as Ukraine-style money-laundering operations and it makes total sense.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Fat bottomed girls at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (GDXZc)
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (KRtlO)
Shame on you ! It was perfectly platonic... They were working on this very important case while sunning on the beaches in the Caribbean !
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:41 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 22, 2024 01:42 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 01:42 PM (vRAKD)
Posted by: browndog sniffing
oh, mish...!
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (KRtlO)
You forgot that one too?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: nckate at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (EPm6B)
++++
Passes the smell test.
Posted by: Mr. Darris 'Sweetdick' Honeycum at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 22, 2024 01:42 PM (i7Q7S)
Which is critical for DEMOCRACY !.. Don't forget that part
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2024 01:35 PM (dIske)
The fella is NOT going to be without something or someone wanting to jump on his stick. If it helps his case to go gay, I don't think he'd have any trouble finding dates. But there are lot of dried prunes, the laydees, who will keep him company, regardless of how bad this looks.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (sX1BW)
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Part of the script in these churches is getting an "amen" at how much racism sets back black people and how hard their lives are because of it.
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (i7Q7S)
... tell me why anybody would remain uncorrupted in office when the head of United Way gets at least 10X their salary ?
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (RHGPo)
A prosecutor didn’t know not to leave a paper trail of her crimes with credit card statements. Priceless. 😂
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (2yu8s)
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This is latter day machine politics behavior. The machine has existed for a long time. The smart, aggressive people who started it are long dead. The yes men and decent managers are passing on if not already gone. All that's left are the yes men that only rose to power because they knew how to make the yes men of the previous generations happy.
They never had to learn how to do their jobs or do politics well. So, when given real responsibility, they're bad at it. Plus, the whole enterprise they're part of is corrupt, so it's not like they weren't surrounded by acceptance of corruption from the time they got that meeting with the party reps for their city council seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
Because Wade cannot be forced to as he was already under court order (standard in divorce) to disclose all financial transactions.
That he hid those subjects him to contempt.
Meaning potential fines and/or jail time-- so he has to plead the 5th.
That's why Fannie's motion sounds so weak and desperate.
* This doesn't account for the Orange Man Bad clause of the Constitution, which throws out all rules, regulations and procedures.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (C2U4G)
Posted by: browndog sniffing
oh, mish...!
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (KRtlO)
My work for today is done...
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (TTAGa)
The inevitable headline about Biden and her snizz is going to be epic.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (2ocoG)
i'm getting older.
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (KRtlO)
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You've reached your 29th birthday?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (KRtlO)
You forgot that one too?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:42 PM (zZu0s)
We're gonna need a bigger Post-It note.
Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (AA8bA)
++++
You might want to sit down, because there's a very strong chance that you'll find this shocking.
She's lying in the form common to politicians: obviously to the point of absurdity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (mwCIn)
They never had to learn how to do their jobs or do politics well. So, when given real responsibility, they're bad at it. Plus, the whole enterprise they're part of is corrupt, so it's not like they weren't surrounded by acceptance of corruption from the time they got that meeting with the party reps for their city council seat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)
This too is the story of Kamala Harris.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: browndog sniffing
oh, mish...!
Posted by: ace at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (KRtlO)
Place yer bets on a post today that has mish, snizz and fartclam in the same title.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Zombie J McCain at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (4p0Xq)
++++
That is the worst-case scenario, yes.
But I doubt it. They'll find a way to proceed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: This comment is racist, I'm sure at January 22, 2024 01:36 PM (L81HX)
People who love Jesus almost as much as they hate white people?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 22, 2024 01:40 PM (KbCG3)
***
They let in politicians. I wonder if they let in Jesus?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (eYoxG)
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It's the story of our entire body politic at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Zombie J McCain at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Dr. Titanium Whitey, J.D. at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (i6shs)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (fwDg9)
Hosebeast
Snizz
Mish
Daft Trout
Catfish
Joementum
Integrity!
Kaboom!
But it's not...
...
What was I talking about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (zZu0s)
JUST IN - Dexter Scott King, younger son of Martin Luther King Jr., dies of cancer at 62.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 01:39 PM (KSNKu)
I sure as hell hope Jack Smith's sexual proclivities become public knowledge.
As has been noted many times, he looks like he has bodies in the crawl space under his house. We just don't know if they're adult bodies, or children, male or female... or all of the above.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (4p0Xq)
Hosebeast
Snizz
Mish
Daft Trout
Catfish
Joementum
Integrity!
Kaboom!
But it's not...
...
What was I talking about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (zZu0s)
Boobs maybe?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Gary at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (k3dnw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
He hit it like the stormdoor-in-a-hurricane like banging that JFK used to do to Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (eYoxG)
Dam right!
Posted by: Willie B! at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (wBh67)
JUST IN - Dexter Scott King, younger son of Martin Luther King Jr., dies of cancer at 62.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (2yu8s)
Where was the CIA at the time?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (eYoxG)
Boobs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (R4t5M)
As has been noted many times, he looks like he has bodies in the crawl space under his house. We just don't know if they're adult bodies, or children, male or female... or all of the above.
I murder the ladies and then freeze-dry their snizz so it's fresh for all time.
Posted by: Jack Smith at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (GBKbO)
He hit it like the stormdoor-in-a-hurricane like banging that JFK used to do to Nancy Pelosi.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (zZu0s)
And here I was about to eat lunch.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (eYoxG)
In his new book, Amateur Hour: Kamala Harris in the White House, published on Tuesday, veteran Washington journalist Charlie Spiering lifts the lid on the tension between the ill-matched pair, largely thanks to Harris's 'refusal to be a team player.'
Contending that America's historic first black female second in command is just 'a brain stroke away from the presidency,' he claims the 'real reason' Biden decided to run for a second term is because 'Kamala is not up to the job,' and the Bidens don't want to see her replace him.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2024 01:48 PM (k3dnw)
......
I feel the need for a Mannix busty brunette sporting a wedgie.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:48 PM (v0R5T)
Hosebeast
Snizz
Mish
Daft Trout
Catfish
Joementum
Integrity!
Kaboom!
But it's not...
...
What was I talking about?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (zZu0s)
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Dick fat
Bug tits
Vajazzling
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:48 PM (9XOwt)
Lol, lol.
What fantastic optics!
The lead prosecutor pleading the 5th on fraud against his own wife!
But sure, the case against Trump will hold up after that
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice - Personality Commentator at January 22, 2024 01:48 PM (C2U4G)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (RHGPo)
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So, he'll just step aside then, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
Hosebeast
Snizz
Mish
Daft Trout
Catfish
Joementum
Integrity!
Kaboom!
.......
she-nards
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:49 PM (v0R5T)
.. this means Biden won't drop out until the convention, if then.
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: A Georgia judge at January 22, 2024 01:49 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: Jack Smith at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (2ocoG)
I rate this as unverified, but likely true.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:49 PM (RHGPo)
Unless he drops dead, he's the candidate... I believe every word about Kamala and Dr. Jill though...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (eYoxG)
Boobs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (zZu0s)
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beeeEEEEWWWWWwwwbs.
Posted by: Epic Voice Guy at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (R4t5M)
He's still working on the score for a potential sequel to "Streets of Fire".
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (vRAKD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (xcxpd)
Because he is a poet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
___________
Looking forward to the anthology, edited by Andrew Dice Clay.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (3apjo)
No, THAT particular church is a weird place . I expect she chose the most high profile AME-African Methodist Episcopal church and biggest churches in the city to do her little spiel and t knows the pastor who invited her. This black Christian who writes for the NY Post was not taken in at all.
http://tinyurl.com/yc3t97zb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (Ki//m)
Posted by: SMOD at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (RHGPo)
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So, he'll just step aside then, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:48 PM (GBKbO)
The funny thing is the claim is illogical. If he doesn't want Kamala to be President, then not running would achieve that more effectively. Putting her in as VP again makes it more likely she's President.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Fani got back at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (GDXZc)
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (2ocoG)
http://tiny.cc/hcz8wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (4p0Xq)
Mish mash I was takin a bath......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (eYoxG)
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Unless he's still running the largest voter fraud machine in history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (vRAKD)
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This sort of behavior dates back at least to the northern and southern kingdoms.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker at large at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (vRAKD)
In the old days Confessions were public. Just not with the whole affirmation thing.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (eYoxG)
Boobs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (zZu0s)
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beeeEEEEWWWWWwwwbs.
Posted by: Epic Voice Guy at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (9XOwt)
***
( . )( . )
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (W/lyH)
Then: Nathan Wade likes men! He has daddy issues!
Posted by: British Tabloids at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (xcxpd)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (IXZGh)
In Monthly Mish Blood?
Ewww.
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (sm6Pk)
This progression implies there are a Snazz and a Sneeze as well. Thus:
Snazz, Sneeze, Snizz, Snooze, Snuzz.
Conceivably, Snyzz or Snyyze could be added to complete the progression.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (n2vyf)
"Democrat Sen. John Fetterman broke with his party, stating that the border crisis is threatening to destroy the American dream as another 300,000 people approached the southern border in hopes of crossing into the U.S.
Fetterman voiced his concerns about the ongoing migration crisis and demanded a 'secure border' as he spoke to CNN's The Lead anchor Jake Tapper on Friday.
The Democratic senator, 54, from Pennsylvania said, 'I honestly don't understand why it's controversial to say we need a secure border.'"
Posted by: runner at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (V13WU)
Z***
Man, these Dr Seuss books are getting weirder and weirder.
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (wtzaf)
http://tiny.cc/hcz8wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
I think she has happy cooter.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
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How much harder would it have been to type "...a development that could be embarrassing for the district attorney and possibly derail the investigation"?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (1Zjbf)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (4p0Xq)
🎶 It’s the monster mish 🎶
Posted by: zombie Bobby Pickett at January 22, 2024 01:54 PM (TTAGa)
She was DEFINITELY being touched.
Posted by: Darris "Sweetdick" Honeycum at January 22, 2024 01:54 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2024 01:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 22, 2024 01:54 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 22, 2024 01:51 PM (3apjo)
Clay HAS to be getting up there. Maybe a lovingly written foreword or dedication?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (IXZGh)
Then: Nathan Wade likes men! He has daddy issues!
Posted by: British Tabloids at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (qUkBO)
*chair flies overhead*
JERRY!!!
JERRY!!!
JERRY!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (W/lyH)
*it being a hot, windy, sandy place of desolation and despair
Posted by: Sharkman at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (Os80Q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM (mwCIn)
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The former was not a graveyard smash.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (TTAGa)
The inevitable headline about Biden and her snizz is going to be epic.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (2ocoG)
The pics likely are on a laptop somewhere.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 01:52 PM
Don't stop there
( _ )( _ )
( _ )( _ )
( _ )( _ )
( _ )( _ )
( . ) ( . )
Posted by: Nancy P. (D-CA) at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (n2vyf)
I thought there was all kinds of touching going on with Cleopetra.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (eYoxG)
Then was sloppy seconds by Marc Anthony (three or four kids.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (zZu0s)
Tales of back alley dime store whores performing shameful deeds on a federal prosecutor. Unnatural deeds done by the dim glow of street lights while he drops his underoos and waits for the 3 toothed woman nicknamed "Peggy" fasten on the attachment that Jack brought.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
......
She has only one tit?
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cheri at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (FGQ5G)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (9XOwt)
Fani's is.
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Fani at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (XeU6L)
I saw Sad Cooter open for Faster Pussycat in '89 at the Civic Arena.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 01:47 PM (R4t5M)
The later tours when they opened for Nashville Pussy at the Cow Palace in '08 were much MUCH better.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (eYoxG)
Oh yeah, no doubt.. This group just sees themselves as "special" and not to be criticized because of black woman Power.
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (wzAuc)
You've basically revealed the subtle, but important bias. If you don't want this, you write the way that read. Because you're bracing for something bad to come from it.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (dGCAG)
have you seen his district boundaries? A largely rural district with little economic development. Of course they'd turn towards a demagogue like Gosar.
Dismantling 'woke Marxist ideologies" means returning to a segregated military, returning to the back of the bus, and returning to separate and unequal.
Is he perhaps concerned that a non-white army might not support a dictator? He's thinking, if Trump wins and does the dictator thing as he has been telling us he plans to do on day one, the military might not support his efforts to end our Democratic Republic.
The reason white people are not enlisting is because:
1) they have more options now
2) the military is pickier. Health or psychological issues mean you don't enlist.
3) Non-white people have fewer options in 2024 than white people, therefore they're more likely to enlist.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)
Ewww.
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (sm6Pk)
++++
The white heteronormative patriachy's aversion to menstrual blood - and the othering of menstruation and people who menstruate more broadly - is one the primary hangovers from the universally oppressive system they produced that we are working to reform.
Menstruation and its associated activities and fluids *must* be destigmatized in order to achieve a more complete system of social justice. Not only is it normal, natural, healthy and worthy of celebration, the stigma imposed upon it by misogynists as curiously inverted. The same people who oppose abortion and claim to deify motherhood are also repulsed by and wish to suppress a vital part of the reproductive system. They use the female reproductive system as a cudgel of oppression from two directions - through both the desire to control women's reproductive rights *and* through stigmatizing menstruation.
Enough. Free the menstruators, as the blood that runs from us is the blood of justice!
Posted by: Your Kid's Women's Studies Professor at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (zZu0s)
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Two, I think: Alexander Helios and Cleopatra Selene.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (9XOwt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (NYzgN)
As has been noted many times, he looks like he has bodies in the crawl space under his house. We just don't know if they're adult bodies, or children, male or female... or all of the above.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 01:46 PM (dGCAG)
I get more of a junkie vibe.
God knows the reason for it, but a lot of this Fani business looks like a coordinated hit, not that it isn't real. If that feeling is based in reality, ol' Jack's laundry is likely going to get a good airing out, whether he is a pedo or meth head or has an overly curated Barbie collection.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: I'm started to wonder what weird spacetime rift I fell into at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (L81HX)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 22, 2024 01:55 PM (9XOwt)
++++
Says you.
Posted by: Necrophile at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (mwCIn)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (N39Ws)
Peg, it will come back to you...Peg, it will come back to you..
Posted by: Walter Becker at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (NYzgN)
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1. Just send out 500,000 illegal mail in ballots next time. Who's gonna stop 'em?
2. Fetterman is taking rhetorical sides on wedge issues, which is interesting. But, I wait with baited breath his vote against literally anything that Schumer wants passed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (NYzgN)
No excitement for Mudpants in my AO.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 01:59 PM (R4t5M)
Are the DU zombies allowed to say this about Biden's America?
Posted by: spindrift at January 22, 2024 01:59 PM (AA8bA)
She has only one tit?
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (v0R5T)
Well, it WAS an epic fail....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 22, 2024 01:59 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 02:00 PM (NYzgN)
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 22, 2024 02:00 PM (aD39U)
The reason white people are not enlisting is because:
1) they have more options now
2) the military is pickier. Health or psychological issues mean you don't enlist.
3) Non-white people have fewer options in 2024 than white people, therefore they're more likely to enlist.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZqz)
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1. The military was segregated 10 years ago? Who knew?!
2. This, of course, flies in the face of all the stories about how recruiters are actually lowering barriers to entry.
These people are smart. So smart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:00 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (eYoxG)
Oh yeah, no doubt.. This group just sees themselves as "special" and not to be criticized because of black woman Power.
Posted by: It's me donna at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (n2vyf)
***
Y'all can just kiss my asp!
Posted by: Cleopatra at January 22, 2024 02:01 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (2ocoG)
Too old for me.
Plus she is dirty and inarticulate.
Posted by: Racist Joey at January 22, 2024 02:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:01 PM (XASq/)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM (N39Ws)
Peggy thought this was just another trick, she'd collect her $20 and find her crack dealer. But Jack had other plans... plans she could not imagine. In the years since she started doing this, she'd seen a lot of things she never thought she'd see. She was not ready for what was to come, the night she met Jack.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)
http://tiny.cc/hcz8wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......
I think she has happy cooter.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
I'D be happy, finding out for sure
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:01 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:02 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:02 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:56 PM
Ja, well, sometimes there's only one.
Posted by: Adolph, the first "Literally Hitler" at January 22, 2024 02:02 PM (a3Q+t)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
A vertical smile.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 02:03 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:03 PM (wJraq)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 02:03 PM (1Zjbf)
I read this as "dessert-like." And I had questions.
Posted by: I could use some bread pudding at January 22, 2024 02:03 PM (L81HX)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 02:03 PM (fwDg9)
http://tiny.cc/hcz8wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Well played, sir.
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (GDXZc)
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (CSa9C)
Posted by: Zombie J McCain at January 22, 2024 01:45 PM (4p0Xq)
Does that make this a .... MISHion Impossible?
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (9yWhg)
Because she was on crack?
Posted by: m at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (1BWJp)
God knows the reason for it, but a lot of this Fani business looks like a coordinated hit, not that it isn't real. If that feeling is based in reality, ol' Jack's laundry is likely going to get a good airing out, whether he is a pedo or meth head or has an overly curated Barbie collection.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 01:58 PM (KSNKu)
Obviously, Team Trump cannot rely on the Eff Bee Eye to help him, but if he's smart, he's got an investigative team. They find out what they can, without violating whatever nonsense laws there are against digging up dirt on prosecutors, and if they do, Jack's crimes are going to be ugly.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:05 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 01:53 PM (v0R5T)
A vertical smile.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 02:03 PM (R4t5M)
Don't look at me...
Posted by: Wry Cooter at January 22, 2024 02:05 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:01 PM (XASq/)
*Joel Osteen has left the chat*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:05 PM (xcxpd)
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You mean, like, closet and garage junk?
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 02:05 PM (lpYsb)
Where's all the calls for the text messages? I'm sure there's some real doozies between these two idiots.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Zombie Jeffrey Epstein at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (GDXZc)
So somebody is in possession of information that will finally lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:06 PM (W/lyH)
I'd put all the quatloos on 4chan finding things out.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 02:06 PM (2ocoG)
3) Non-white people have fewer options in 2024 than white people, therefore they're more likely to enlist.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZq
Wait what? People of color are doing worse under Biden than under Trump?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:06 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: George W. Bush at January 22, 2024 02:06 PM (2wmMc)
3) Non-white people have fewer options in 2024 than white people, therefore they're more likely to enlist.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (JCZq
Wait what? People of color are doing worse under Biden than under Trump?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:06 PM (YofvK)
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Yes, and it's because Trump is the devil who will destroy those who go against him. He is magic.
Also, it's in black people's best interest to continue to oppose Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (9yWhg)
Boobs vs twat.
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:07 PM (YofvK)
JUST IN - US demands ‘urgent’ Israeli probe into Palestinian-American teen’s death
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Yeah, only Obama is allowed to drone U.S. citizens without a trial!!!
Lima_mapper @LimaMapper 50m Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
Could we also get Hamas to kick off a probe into the US citizens they have as hostages, that'd be great...
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 02:07 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Hazard County mechanic at January 22, 2024 02:07 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Bill S. Preston, Esq. at January 22, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz86T)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (9yWhg)
......
aaaand here we go!
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2024 01:57 PM (NYzgN)
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1. Just send out 500,000 illegal mail in ballots next time. Who's gonna stop 'em?
2. Fetterman is taking rhetorical sides on wedge issues, which is interesting. But, I wait with baited breath his vote against literally anything that Schumer wants passed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)
____________
"Only 500k?" [Hysterical laughter]
-- Josh Shapiro
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (iFTx/)
The inevitable headline about Biden and her snizz is going to be epic.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 01:44 PM (2ocoG)
But... but... we are constantly told that these are independent prosecutions! That politics play no part in these court proceedings!
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (9yWhg)
......
aaaand here we go!
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (v0R5T)
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"And yet you have 7,000 words for breasts."
"And counting!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (wJraq)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (XASq/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (R4t5M)
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And he rules Pennsylvania with an iron fist!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM (V8he0)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM (cf/0E)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM (2ocoG)
"And counting!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:08 PM (GBKbO)
Pfft...
You people think we have a lot of names for snow. Just wait...
Posted by: Eskimos who know Nookie at January 22, 2024 02:11 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 01:50 PM (4p0Xq)
🎶 It’s the monster mish 🎶
Posted by: zombie Bobby Pickett at January 22, 2024 01:54 PM
It smelled like fish...
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 02:11 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM (V8he0)
Kind of predictable really.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 02:11 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM (cf/0E)
......
I was in a Teams meeting and did NOT share my screen.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:11 PM (v0R5T)
>>CIA Officials Implicated in Secret Plot to ‘Get Rid’ of President Donald Trump
http://tinyurl.com/r47zmwm2
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (wJraq)
Soon to be Ex Wife is MUCH better looking... which makes the whole debacle even more suspicious...
I mean, guy is trading down... unless you bring the power / money weight onto the scales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 22, 2024 02:10 PM
Did he speak with am intellectual stutter?
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (SExFt)
Because she was on crack?
Posted by: m at January 22, 2024 02:04 PM (1BWJp)
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"This is my ass on crack ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (lpYsb)
Posted by: ...and here it comes at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (VYnM/)
>>CIA Officials Implicated in Secret Plot to ‘Get Rid’ of President Donald Trump
http://tinyurl.com/r47zmwm2
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
It is it really secret if everyone assumes it exists?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (XASq/)
___________________
Be all you can be! Although, based on what I'm informed passes for Marines today, you might be shocked what gets past MEPS.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: George W. Bush
Boner, Stoner, and Slow
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (CsUN+)
I thought we were a constitutional republic?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
No point arguing it with people who've substituted politics for religion. They'll just screech back, "DEMOCRATHEEEEE!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (IG4Id)
You know how easy it is to hurt me
Fanny, be tender with my love
'Cause it's all that I've got
And my love won't desert me..
Posted by: Nat Wade, Broke Ass at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (EvkyC)
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2024 02:13 PM (B3ASk)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:07 PM
Power of AND?
Or, genitalia wars, they have begun.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (4p0Xq)
>>CIA Officials Implicated in Secret Plot to ‘Get Rid’ of President Donald Trump
http://tinyurl.com/r47zmwm2
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
/Look! A Baby Wolf!!!!
Posted by: Duh Media at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (xaFKb)
http://tiny.cc/hcz8wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I never see this kind of quality in my junk folder.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (wzAuc)
____
Old and Busted: The Truth shall set you free!
New Hotness: Brazen it out 'til the Truth gives up!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (fs1hN)
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Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (XetL6)
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* The Dukes of Hazzard have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (lpYsb)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (wJraq)
Soon to be Ex Wife is MUCH better looking... which makes the whole debacle even more suspicious...
I mean, guy is trading down... unless you bring the power / money weight onto the scales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
$5 says there is another woman who is waiting to see what her payout will be before she decides how to include herself in this mess.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (5WOkT)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (XASq/)
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When I commanded a recruiting company, my sergeants would have a contest to see who had the biggest fail at the MEPS. The two I remember were the guy who failed the physical due to bleeding chancres around his anus; and the girl who was failed by the doc for having boobs that were too large. I can still hear her shouting, " Too big??? What do you mean my tits are too big?"
Frigging hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (wJraq)
Soon to be Ex Wife is MUCH better looking... which makes the whole debacle even more suspicious...
I mean, guy is trading down... unless you bring the power / money weight onto the scales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
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The side piece is often not as attractive or desirable as the wife . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
I mean, guy is trading down... unless you bring the power / money weight onto the scales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
*statement on people and getting tired of other people goes here*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (zZu0s)
Frigging hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM
Rules, you know them.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (XetL6)
Not me....
/Hands parts over to Bo Duke....
Posted by: Cooter at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Victor Frahnkensteen at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Eskimos who know Nookie
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The nights are long in winter.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (YofvK)
http://tiny.cc/hcz8wz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I never see this kind of quality in my junk folder.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at January 22, 2024 02:14 PM (wzAuc)
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You need to check your spunk folder.
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (lpYsb)
YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (XASq/)
never thought Ace would actually be able to gross me out.
I was wrong.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (v0R5T)
Cooter Sauce is great on wings!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (EvkyC)
@alexbruesewitz 14m
BREAKING: The Georgia Senate is set to authorize a subpoena-powered investigative committee to probe Fani Willis corruption | @WendellHusebo
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (IG4Id)
Would that impact her ability to use a firearm?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Elliot Spitzer at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM
Word.
Posted by: Mutt Lange Who ditched Shania Twain for Meh at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (hirWM)
@GenFlynn
There are people (both parties) in our government that were subverting the candidacy of
@realDonaldTrump
as well as his presidency post the NOV, 2016 election.
The truth comes out sooner or later. And the truth will be discovered—there is no hiding from it.
The right people have been and are investigating this and once they’re ready, these usurpers and seditionists will be exposed and held accountable.
Their own arrogance and egos will be their downfall.
For those who are considering being a whistleblower, now’s the time to come forward. Otherwise, you will be discovered and the full extent of the law will be brought to bear.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (ZLI7S)
@alexbruesewitz 14m
BREAKING: The Georgia Senate is set to authorize a subpoena-powered investigative committee to probe Fani Willis corruption | @WendellHusebo
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (IG4Id)
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That senator who wanted to impeach her before all this goes public sure is being hailed as a hero by his colleagues, right?
Right?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (Nq2KV)
.....
with 7,139 different languages in the world there are a whole lot more than that.
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (v0R5T)
>>CIA Officials Implicated in Secret Plot to ‘Get Rid’ of President Donald Trump
http://tinyurl.com/r47zmwm2
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Trump is either going to fire everyone at the CIA and FBI or he's going to die in office.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Nathan Wade at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM
Fani gets probed!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (4p0Xq)
Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (wu87C)
Frigging hilarious!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (W/lyH)"
This is of course hilarious and sad, sir. The recruiter told me he thought the girl who aske for the Option 40 was going to have a heart attack before she got to her car. He also watched her promptly head across the lot to McD's.
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (XASq/)
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They are finally going to probe Fani?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (EvkyC)
I put that sh!t on everything!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Disgustipated at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (xPJvm)
@realDonaldTrump
as well as his presidency post the NOV, 2016 election.
The truth comes out sooner or later. And the truth will be discovered—there is no hiding from it.
The right people have been and are investigating this and once they’re ready, these usurpers and seditionists will be exposed and held accountable.
Their own arrogance and egos will be their downfall.
For those who are considering being a whistleblower, now’s the time to come forward. Otherwise, you will be discovered and the full extent of the law will be brought to bear.
Ooooh, I'm so scared.
Posted by: Hillary at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
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He could also be blatantly cheated out of another term again with the courts refusing every case because of reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)
The right people have been and are investigating this and once they’re ready, these usurpers and seditionists will be exposed and held accountable.
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#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
He's gonna die before he gets there Ryan
Posted by: Bart Mancuso, USN at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
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He could also be blatantly cheated out of another term again with the courts refusing every case because of reasons.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)
I'll be honest, this election is a very long-shot attempt to revive the Republic. It's more likely to be the death rattle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (xcxpd)
Could? Well, that's progress.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
He will not be allowed to take the oath of office.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (Y6IkP)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I put that sh!t on everything!
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Cooter Sayce frees rusted bolts!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (SbJgO)
Posted by: Cooter Davenport at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:09 PM (wJraq)
Soon to be Ex Wife is MUCH better looking... which makes the whole debacle even more suspicious...
I mean, guy is trading down... unless you bring the power / money weight onto the scales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
$5 says there is another woman who is waiting to see what her payout will be before she decides how to include herself in this mess.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at January 22, 2024 02:15 PM (KbCG3)
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Agree. I suggested that earlier. Lecherous philanderers are never just lecherous philanders one time. There's always more skeletons in the closet. I'm sure this guy was a monster douchebag.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ...and here it comes at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (VYnM/)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sheppard Smith at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
He's gonna die before he gets there Ryan
Posted by: Bart Mancuso, USN at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (TTAGa)
Scott Glenn is underrated
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)
It was Bruce's "Knee Deep In The Cooter Sauce" tour.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (EvkyC)
Could? Well, that's progress.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (CsUN+)
So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (wJraq)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:17 PM (YofvK)
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[Another moron posted this "ALIENS VERSUS PREDATORS" meme this morning:]
http://tiny.cc/ljz8wz
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (lpYsb)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (xcxpd)
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The Republic is dead at the federal level. It's graft now. All the federal government is concerned with is looting the treasury.
Look to the states for the future.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (wJraq)
Scooter right in the cooter.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: H8 Marxist Rat Bastards & Professional Blacks at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (5DfsO)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (CsUN+)
Could? Well, that's progress.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (CsUN+)
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Is Kemp going to allow the prosecution of Fulton County election workers who run the same ballots through machines repeatedly, or are those two just going to pick Rudy Giuliani's corpse clean and be replaced by two more who will do it even worse in the hope of getting their own pay day?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
He will not be allowed to take the oath of office.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (IG4Id)
The match that lights the fuze???
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (W/lyH)
I'll be honest, this election is a very long-shot attempt to revive the Republic. It's more likely to be the death rattle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (xcxpd)
The dream scenario is that Trump somehow gets elected and the Democrats secede in a fit of rage.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (CsUN+)
So you're saying there's a chance?
Dang, I should have gone with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Kumala at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: Marcus T at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (XASq/)
It’s genius. They win no matter what.
If they get a conviction, they win. If they lose, they play the race card and keep their core voters on the plantation.
Posted by: MJ at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (zwDuR)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
Does he have a snizzzle stick?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (1Zjbf)
Posted by: Scooter Libby at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (PDeWJ)
Posted by: Hillary
You still will never be president.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh to re-live that night:
...sorry to keep you waiting, complicated business"
Simply glorious!!!
Posted by: browndog unearthing eternal truths at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (1Zjbf)
Stoopid phone.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (W/lyH)
And when they looked into the Treasury they found that it was empty.
So they started printing more money to steal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:20 PM (CsUN+)
So you're saying there's a chance?
Dang, I should have gone with that.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (CsUN+)
L'esprit de l'escalier
aka 'Afterwit'. ROFLMAO.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (zZu0s)
Did you happen to notice what happened last week in electronic voting machine case being heard in Georgia?
There's a reasonable chance those machines won't be used in the next election. At the least there is likely to be a hell of a lot more scrutiny.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)
I mean, guy is trading down... unless you bring the power / money weight onto the scales.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:12 PM (xaFKb)
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The side piece is often not as attractive or desirable as the wife . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Aaaahnold's maid enters the chat.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)
Leave me out of this.
Posted by: Scooter Libby at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (PDeWJ)
Irve doesn't get nicknamed "Scooter" by chance.
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (zZu0s)
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Are there any non black prosecutors in Fulton Co? I’d wager there are zero non black govt employees in the county.
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (YofvK)
For those who are considering being a whistleblower, now’s the time to come forward. Otherwise, you will be discovered and the full extent of the law will be brought to bear.
Truer words were never spoken. Guys? Your entire agency is being caught left and right in one lie after another and the reputation is barely above pond scum level.
You'll be protected. One stone starts rolling down the hill, then another, and another until it's an avalanche and everyone is okay. Be that first stone.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (nIvob)
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (hirWM)
Posted by: Cooter Davenport
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Leave me out of this.
Posted by: Scooter Libby
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It's all very cruel.
Posted by: Cooter Davenport at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: wth at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (v0R5T)
There's a reasonable chance those machines won't be used in the next election. At the least there is likely to be a hell of a lot more scrutiny.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (ZLI7S)
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There is video evidence of these workers doing illegal things.
Rudy has to pay over a hundred million dollars for pointing it out.
What incentive is there for Fulton to try and clean up its act? What more evidence is necessary for a court to take up a case?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (KBjAN)
And when they looked into the Treasury they found that it was empty.
So they started printing more money to steal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (cOq4q)
Just need to somehow write this into epic form.
"Biden wept, seeing as there was no more money to steal"
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (eYoxG)
Posted by: nckate at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (EPm6B)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2024 02:26 PM (hirWM)
Jeri Ryan.
Mmmm mmm mmmm
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Didn't his chief of staff work for Dominion ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (IG4Id)
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I think you meant to say Jennifer Pritzker unsealing Obama's opponents divorce records is what gave JEF the win. Obama didn't have the intelligence, contacts nor money to pull that off.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 22, 2024 02:24 PM (1Zjbf)
One of these is proximate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: nckate at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM
LaVar Burton.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (4p0Xq)
345 There's only a few white people left in Georgia
Posted by: nckate at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (EPm6B)
Certainly true of Atlanta.
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (YofvK)
Gettin' any mud for your turtle?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (hirWM)
That would require trusting Mitch McConnell and Mike Johnson, Jack, and come with an expectation that the always-incurious "conservative media" would utter a word about it. I wouldn't take those odds.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (KSNKu)
She hires her boyfriend to prosecute Trump, allowing him to divorce his wife.
He takes her on expensive Vacays with the money.
Hence, she has directly benefited from the prosecution of Trump. It means, that in front of a jury, the defense can argue that the entire case is tainted because it only existed to financially benefit her.
Hence everything she or her boyfriend touched is tainted. A new prosecutor needs to repeat the whole investigation from scratch. That is the BEST outcome of this scenario.
Posted by: Garbled memo at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (8E/8X)
\
He was in a bind, he was way behind, he needed more tweens to feel...
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (fs1hN)
Posted by: nckate
Nah, get out of the Atlanta area, and it's pretty darned white... except the help, which is black instead of Latina.
Posted by: MkY at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (XetL6)
Sure. But he had the backers.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (KBjAN)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (P4Pk9)
Rudy has to pay over a hundred million dollars for pointing it out.
What incentive is there for Fulton to try and clean up its act? What more evidence is necessary for a court to take up a case?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
What is more, its like the Trump Rape allegation that is still in court. SHE is getting millions, for him defending himself against a Rape charge that was never proven.
The Standard for slander is supposed to be that it is done with Malice aforethought... NOT THAT YOU JUST DISAGREE AND SAY SOMEONE IS WRONG.
And NOT that YOU are just wrong.... there is supposed to be provable malice, and provable DAMAGE.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 22, 2024 02:30 PM (wJraq)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (P4Pk9)
Oh, please.
Y'all don't even say "YEEHAW" anymore.
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 02:30 PM (sm6Pk)
The lead investigator who produced a report about all of the irregularities that took place in Georgia in 2020, and then the report was sealed, demonstrated in open court that it took less than 20 seconds for him to hack into a Dominion machine, access voter files and change the results.
Not to contradict Brian in New Orleans but Dominion machines are apparently simple to hack. All you have to do is hold the power button down for 6 seconds and then when prompted choose safe mode. Even Paul could probably do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
I say, look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn look to the east.
Posted by: Gandalf The White Mishard at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 22, 2024 02:16 PM (iFTx/)
Aaaahnold's maid enters the chat.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (dGCAG)
*nervous cough*
Posted by: Hugh Grant, Idiot at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (xPJvm)
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Yes. The Pritzker's with Bill Ayers in attendance. Big Fat Pritzker is Governor of IL now.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (XetL6)
You are also not supposed to run for the Office of Attorney General, on the platform of 'I'm gonna get THAT guy'.
Yet... it happened all over the US the last few years.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (xaFKb)
Comedic gold. Thanks Ace for bringing a smile to my face in an otherwise sh*tty day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 22, 2024 01:34 PM (N39Ws)
I'm Late to the party but those were my thoughts too, Country.
I've also been wondering when the flaming skulls will reappear??
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (v+vi9)
The swift night of the high Himalayas was now almost upon them. Fortunately, the road was very good, as roads went in that region, and they were both carrying torches.
There was not the slightest danger, only a certain discomfort from the bitter cold. The sky overhead was perfectly clear, and ablaze with the familiar, friendly stars. At least there would be no risk, thought George, of the pilot being unable to take off because of weather
conditions. That had been his only remaining worry.
He began to sing, but gave it up after a while. This vast arena of mountains, gleaming like whitely hooded ghosts on every side, did not encourage such ebullience.
Presently George glanced at his watch.
“Should be there in an hour,” he called back over his shoulder to Chuck. Then he added, in an afterthought, “Wonder if the computer’s finished its run. It was due about now.”
Chuck didn’t reply, so George swung round in his saddle. He could just see Chuck’s face, a white oval turned toward the sky.
“Look,” whispered Chuck, and George lifted his eyes to heaven. (There is always a last time for everything.)
Overhead, without any fuss, the stars were going out.
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (xaFKb)
Proven?? I saw footage of her where she virtually admits his claim that they've never been in the same physical location. So definitely not rape rape.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (KBjAN)
Posted by: Skip
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Fruit of the Poisonous Snizz.
That's Evidence 101.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (3apjo)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (eYoxG)
This is a realistic scenario. I have no doubt that a few of the bluest states would attempt it. It'll be interesting.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (BdMk6)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (XetL6)
Sure. But he had the backers.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2024 02:29 PM (KBjAN)
***whistles innocently***
Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 22, 2024 02:18 PM (xcxpd)
Voters sometimes need to be eased into these things, but if he does this right, he could save this country.
Don't just talk the talk, do what it takes. And yes, have people like Gen. Flynn on your side, because you know what he's been through, and what he thinks about it.
Don't be listening to ANYONE in the Senate, except maybe Rand Paul, regarding who you should hire for your administration.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (dGCAG)
Not to contradict Brian in New Orleans but Dominion machines are apparently simple to hack. All you have to do is hold the power button down for 6 seconds and then when prompted choose safe mode. Even Paul could probably do it.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
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Call me when Kemp actually approves the change of voter machines. I doubt it.
He can sit back on previous reports of their quality and watch the media cover for him, the courts refuse to take up any case because credentialed people said so.
Also, most of the cheating...happened by hand. With people handfeeding the same ballots through the machines repeatedly. They can do that with other machines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
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Well, that depends on if you find millions of dollars in available funds for laundering with no repercussions attractive or not.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Click to see the HQ after DeSantis concedes to Nikki at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (2WOSG)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:33 PM (YofvK)
The case is before a judge. She has the power to throw out the machines no matter what Kemp does or doesn't do.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think you meant to say Jennifer Pritzker unsealing Obama's opponents divorce records is what gave JEF the win. Obama didn't have the intelligence, contacts nor money to pull that off.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:28 PM (XetL6)
I believe that Jen (as James at the time) was a Republican then. I always suspected that David Axelrod, a formal Chicago journalist, used his local connections to get the unsealing done for Obama.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2024 02:33 PM (zVfou)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:33 PM (YofvK)
Posted by: MkY at January 22, 2024 02:34 PM (cPGH3)
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:33 PM (YofvK)
Have you forgotten about Me ?
Posted by: Nimrada Haley super woman at January 22, 2024 02:34 PM (n2vyf)
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 01:38 PM (sm6Pk)
Yeah you know you're in deep shit when hear a cavernous low volume chant..Imhotep...Imhotep
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2024 02:34 PM (VwHCD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 22, 2024 02:34 PM (Ki//m)
Unlike others, I'm actually willing to give her the benefit of the doubt. But my response is, "So what?"
My real-life surname can easily be mocked, and was, repeatedly. Remember the Seinfeld episode, where his girlfriend du jour had the name Dolores? Same with my last name, but a different body part.
No, not Uranus, but close!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (BHrzb)
Posted by: Bill Ayers at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (TTAGa)
Penny Pritzker ... there was a story last week that he's still running to her --- she was on the board of Jamaliel Foundation. His trainers.
Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (KBjAN)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (eYoxG)
The 2020 election likely was stolen precisely to prevent that from happening. The Junta does not fear the American conservative movement, dressed up in colonial garb and eating Doritos in front of a sportsball game. It is terrified of BLM, Antifa and the new tranny army, all of whom are crazy and dangerous enough to pull off secession. Until the Regime fears the Rigth at least as much as the Insane Communist Posse, the oppression only will go one way.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (KSNKu)
Posted by: ET at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (dGZO9)
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 22, 2024 02:32 PM (BdMk6)
I'm good with it. It'll split Oregon and Washington North and South right down Interstate 5.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at January 22, 2024 02:23 PM (eYoxG)
The ideal scenario is that Trump picks Desantis as his running mate and he accepts and then Superman and Batman appear to beat up all the bad guys which allows a new breed of gorilla-tiger-taurs which are like centaurs but half gorilla half tiger to be born and keep the peace which they actually don't have to do because all the bad guys are dead now so they hand out all the good Italian desserts like tiramisu and cannoli but also Greek baklava because those are good too and totally for free.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (Y6IkP)
No, not Uranus, but close!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (BHrzb)
Mr. Balzac?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (YofvK)
Snizz
Snazz
Snuzz"
The proper Latin would be:
Snizzram
Snizzran
Snizzras
Snizzramus
Snizzratus
Snizzrant
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (IG4Id)
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Maybe. Axelrod works for them. Penny Pritzker is the one no one talks about. There are a shit ton of these Pritzkers.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (XetL6)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 22, 2024 02:37 PM (4p0Xq)
No, not Uranus, but close!
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 22, 2024 02:35 PM (BHrzb)
Mr. Balzac?
Posted by: Montec at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (YofvK)
Good one!
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2024 02:37 PM (zVfou)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
You know it's funny, we have 200 words for cutting a foe with a killing strike, but only a few phrases for a gentle caress.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 22, 2024 02:37 PM (cf/0E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
The obvious answer is that Kemp was in on it. And that he's desperately trying to keep Trump from being able to exact some revenge.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:38 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 22, 2024 02:38 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 22, 2024 02:36 PM (XetL6)
They're on a list...
Posted by: zombie Lavrentiy Beria at January 22, 2024 02:39 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
The obvious answer is that Kemp was in on it. And that he's desperately trying to keep Trump from being able to exact some revenge.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2024 02:38 PM (dGCAG)
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And the correct response is to find a Republican presidential candidate that Kemp approves of so that we can have a shot at GA!
Right? Right?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 22, 2024 02:40 PM (2yu8s)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 22, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
Not enough childless badass killers in those states to make that happen.
Posted by: XTC at January 22, 2024 02:42 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2024 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Worse. Windows has two ways to run security, single computers database, or a Domain.
Now, if they are structured as a Domain, any Domain Admin can change any computer within said Domain. So every Programmer would have access to all those computers so they could do updates to the software.
If they are running individual Security Databases, then in order to do Company wide updates, THEY WOULD ALL HAVE TO HAVE THE SAME DAMN ADMIN ACCOUNT AND PASSWORD, again to you could get remote access, to do updates.
An update which happened just hours before voting started, long after the computers were 'certified' as safe for voting.
Literally every Tech, every programmer, every Network Admin and Contractor, would have wide open access to that voting software.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 22, 2024 02:42 PM (xaFKb)
And when they looked into the Treasury they found that it was empty.
So they started printing more money to steal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 22, 2024 02:25 PM (cOq4q)
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THIS! THIS! THIS! (infinity. . . . . )
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It's like you think you can get away with murder.
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