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hiya
Posted by: JT at January 23, 2024 11:00 AM (T4tVD) 2
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:01 AM (GBKbO) 3
Moar, Newer, Fresher, Looters!
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2024 11:01 AM (AwYPR) 4
Steal all the things
Posted by: nckate at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (EPm6B) 5
Diversity is our _______.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (i24o9) 6
They're not immigrants. They are invaders.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 11:03 AM (Q4IgG) 7
Well that was depressing... And sadly accurate
Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2024 11:03 AM (n2vyf) 8
Criminal Alien
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at January 23, 2024 11:03 AM (aD39U) 9
Don't call them by Leftist terms like "migrants". Call them for what they are: Invaders and Colonizers.
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 23, 2024 11:03 AM (a/7LW) 10
Build your compound now, while you still can.
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2024 11:03 AM (AwYPR) 11
Who, in their right mind, eats eggplant? Cereally.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (GiTcZ) 12
America can probably manage a de facto default of our government because of insane deficit spending. We can probably survive the loss of Taiwan to the red Chinese. But we cannot survive the invasion from the south. We will become a poor country whose government is fixated on one thing...the transfer payments to the exploding underclass that keep them satiated. And when they end, as they must? Large scale breakdown of society, rampant crime, failure of infrastructure on a scale never seen in America, and the final destruction of a 250 year experiment in self government.
++++ Lots of power for the guys on top, though. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (mwCIn) 13
Cloward Piven. Even Piven said so. And the GOP is part of the scheme.
Posted by: GOP sux at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (Zzbjj) 14
Diversity is our _______.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (i24o9) ++++ Epitaph? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (mwCIn) 15
CBD, that sounded sort of despondent. Don’t worry, though. I cast my ballot this morning and help is on the way!
Got a nice sticker, too. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (CTjQI) 16
When do they rename Illinois to Pritzkerville?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (GiTcZ) 17
How are we supposed to import tens of thousands of unaccompanied military-aged males beholden to our Administration if not thru the front door?
Posted by: Biden 2024! at January 23, 2024 11:05 AM (dNbzX) 18
Why, it's almost as if they don't give a fuck about you.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 11:05 AM (R4t5M) 19
Now? We literally have looters!
------------- At least there are no foreign terrorists among them, so we've got that going for us! Wait, wut? Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:05 AM (IHIQg) 20
10 Build your compound now, while you still can.
Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2024 11:03 AM (AwYPR) On one side Our neighbors are Hispanic and Americans who hate the influx of invaders and the other side is a SFPD cop who is very Conservative... We're good Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2024 11:05 AM (n2vyf) 21
Oh look, free copper wire to sell for scrap just for the taking!
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in solidarity with the struggle to maintain Moron standards at January 23, 2024 11:06 AM (7udRx) 22
...
You know, the problem with Rome was not immigration/invasion, it was the lack of assimilation of the barbarian tribes. Once they were allowed to exist as their own political entities, allowed to retain weapons and serve under their own leaders in the army, things went quickly from bad to worse. That and all the shit sewn by Diocletian and yes, Constantine. Primarily the explosion of the bureaucracy as well as the severing of the landed nobles into separate political entities and they could exist as self sustaining territories. Feudalism. Every man for himself. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2024 11:06 AM (zZu0s) 23
>>But we cannot survive the invasion from the south.
As has been noted, the scale of what's going on here is massive, we are adding a Wyoming to Delaware sized contingent of illegals every three months. At some point this is going take the slow simmer we have been witnessing and boil over. It's a good thing I literally live in nowheresville because I would not want to live anywhere near a population center. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 11:06 AM (XV/Pl) 24
Parasol lady in the art thread has let her rhubarb go to seed. Never let your rhubarb go to seed.
And we need to resume using the term "wetbacks" to describe all the illegal migrants. Sure, it's demeaning. it is supposed to be demeaning. They are not nice people; they are criminals and parasites. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:06 AM (tkR6S) 25
Send all the migrants down to the south side of Chicago and broadcast it on PPV
Posted by: brak at January 23, 2024 11:06 AM (25k9m) 26
As many people are now crossing the border illegally as are being born in the United States.
Think about that. Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 23, 2024 11:07 AM (YAtuc) 27
This is what the majority of Americans want. That there's zero organized resistance to it is all you need to know as to why.
The minor pissing and moaning coming from a few areas is a poorly disguised cry for moar money. Eventually, maybe, the sheeple will wake up. But that time is not today. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 11:07 AM (Q4IgG) 28
Im really shocked to find that people who enter the country illegally would do something illegal.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - The Search for Wagshambas Continues at January 23, 2024 11:07 AM (VTu1l) 29
Got a nice sticker, too.
Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (CTjQI) Did Nikki Haley offer to sleep with you for your vote? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 11:07 AM (gSZYf) 30
Did Nikki Haley offer to sleep with you for your vote?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 23, 2024 11:07 AM (gSZYf) Eewwww Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2024 11:07 AM (n2vyf) 31
... and the final destruction of a 250 year experiment in self government.
----------- Out: We The People ... In: We The Death Cult ... Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (IHIQg) 32
Get away from medium and large cities if you can.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (R4t5M) 33
Diversity is our _______.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation “Downfall”, Comrade. Great alliteration. Or is that onomatopoeia? Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (CTjQI) 34
amateur webzine Vice responds it its usual measured, calm way:
Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (klsQW) 35
Upper Quartile!!! Neither first nor last. But, firmly in the Upper Quartile, where - all the best people hangout! Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2024 11:09 AM (nFnyb) 36
Damn, moving back home to Kentucky is looking better
Posted by: nckate at January 23, 2024 11:09 AM (EPm6B) 37
34 amateur webzine Vice responds it its usual measured, calm way:
Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (klsQW) ======== "Invasion of one's personal property is fine. Unless it's my property. Then I will wail that the police didn't come in seconds." -Vice, 98.4% probability Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:10 AM (GBKbO) 38
Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (klsQW) 2nd look at the Bluegrass State. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 11:10 AM (aD39U) 39
“Downfall”, Comrade. Great alliteration. Or is that onomatopoeia?
Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (CTjQI) "onomatopoeia, I don't wanna' see ya, speakin' in a foreign tongue" Posted by: BignJames at January 23, 2024 11:10 AM (AwYPR) 40
Diversity is our _______.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (i24o9) ++++ Epitaph? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (mwCIn) ------------- Death Wish? Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:10 AM (IHIQg) 41
forty-second!
Posted by: deep thought at January 23, 2024 11:10 AM (oY6Yp) 42
I’d have been satisfied with a BJ.
But I still wouldn’t have voted for her. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (CTjQI) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (GBKbO) 44
Whaddya know, the Constitution really is a suicide pact, after all...
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (MeG8a) 45
Eisenhower did a mass deportation of illegals back in the '50s: Operation Wetback ISYN
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (Gse2f) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (R4t5M) 47
Wide Awake Media
@wideawake_media WHO head, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, declares war on meat and traditional agriculture, in the name of fighting "climate change": "Our food systems are harming the health of people and planet. Food systems contribute to over 30% of greenhouse gas emissions, and account for almost one third of the global burden of disease." "Transforming food systems is therefore essential, by shifting towards healthier, diversified and more plant based diets." - He right, you know. If we just ban food, all of our other problems will be solved. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (FVME7) 48
36 Damn, moving back home to Kentucky is looking better
---------------- Its a pity that MO and KY didn't secede. We wouldn't be here had they done so. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (GiTcZ) 49
Diversity is our _______.
- Guaranteed academic and career advancement without needing to perform anywhere near the middle of the bell curve. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (yqqF2) 50
Is shooting a bum that tries to steal your patio chair considered to be "hobo hunting over bait"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (tkR6S) 51
Get away from medium and large cities if you can.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (R4t5M) I don't know who still needs this warning, but ignore it at your peril. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (i24o9) 52
34 amateur webzine Vice responds it its usual measured, calm way:
Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 11:08 AM (klsQW) Squatters can be bad around these parts. A friend sold her old house and it took forever to get the police to toss the fuckers out. Another gal who works for me had her car break down. She mentioned that she got everything out of the car, because groups of kids were running around at night and if any car is unlocked, they would steal everything that wasn't nailed down. She went out the other morning to wait for her ride (at 3am) and was shocked and appalled that the police asked her what she was doing out so late and what she was doing. ... Right. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (zZu0s) 53
Upper Quartile!!!
Neither first nor last. But, firmly in the Upper Quartile, where - all the best people hangout! Posted by: naturalfake at January 23, 2024 11:09 AM (nFnyb) -------------- Upper Quartile Privilege! Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (IHIQg) 54
"Invasion of one's personal property is fine. Unless it's my property. Then I will wail that the police didn't come in seconds."
-Vice, 98.4% probability Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:10 AM (GBKbO) On the one hand... defund the police. On the other hand... I only got one catsup with my fries, imma call 911. -- leftie "thought leaders" Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (zhLdt) 55
42 I’d have been satisfied with a BJ.
But I still wouldn’t have voted for her. Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (CTjQI) ======== "If you can't eat their food, drink their booze, screw their women and then vote against them you've got no business being up here." -America's greatest hero: Jesse M. Unruh Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (GBKbO) 56
44 Whaddya know, the Constitution really is a suicide pact, after all...
------------------ Its not the Constitution. Its the Law of Lincoln. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (GiTcZ) 57
@wideawake_media
WHO head, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, declares war on meat and traditional agriculture, in the name of fighting "climate change": "Our food systems are harming the health of people and planet. Food systems contribute to over 30% of greenhouse gas emissions, and account for almost one third of the global burden of disease." "Transforming food systems is therefore essential, by shifting towards healthier, diversified and more plant based diets." - He right, you know. If we just ban food, all of our other problems will be solved. - Fine. Government assistance can no longer purchase any type of meat. We good? Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (yqqF2) Posted by: anachronda at January 23, 2024 11:13 AM (oY6Yp) 59
@wideawake_media
WHO head, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, declares war on meat and traditional agriculture, in the name of fighting "climate change": "Our food systems are harming the health of people and planet. Food systems contribute to over 30% of greenhouse gas emissions, and account for almost one third of the global burden of disease." "Transforming food systems is therefore essential, by shifting towards healthier, diversified and more plant based diets." ... Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (FVME7) ++++ :: glances at history book :: Take your centrally-controlled collective farming schemes and cram them up your murderous ass, Tedros. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:13 AM (mwCIn) 60
36 Damn, moving back home to Kentucky is looking better
Posted by: nckate at January 23, 2024 11:09 AM (EPm6B) But then you'd be kkate or kykate. Might send the wrong message. Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 23, 2024 11:13 AM (zZu0s) 61
57 Government assistance can no longer purchase any type of meat.
We good? does that include cicadas? Posted by: anachronda at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (oY6Yp) 62
Former traitor Presidents - Clinton, Bush, Obama support an NGO that is flying illegals all over the country also with the support of American Express, Starbucks, etc.
https://www.cf.org/news/bush-obama Texas needs to start at the Bush ranch dropping off illegals in mass numbers. Next, Chappaqua, DC Kalorama District, and of course, Rehoboth Beach and surrounding areas. Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (oiNtH) 63
57 Fine.
Government assistance can no longer purchase any type of meat. We good? Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (yqqF2) ======= Lentils and blue raspberry flavored vitamin additives to water only. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (GBKbO) 64
Squatters can be bad around these parts. A friend sold her old house and it took forever to get the police to toss the fuckers out.
- I'm genuinely looking forward to well-meaning homeowners realizing what they've done when they allow illegals to sleep there for a while. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (yqqF2) 65
Eisenhower did a mass deportation of illegals back in the '50s: Operation Wetback ISYN
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (Gse2f) I am aware of that. All the Usual Suspects got indignant about it. Like the Folk Singers and the Communists, BIRM. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (tkR6S) 66
[surveying the corpse of the USA] It’s dead, Jim — Bones McCoy
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (1jdMT) 67
I'm genuinely looking forward to well-meaning homeowners realizing what they've done when they allow illegals to sleep there for a while.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (yqqF2) ++++ The amount of new case law involving adverse possession is going to be voluminous. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:15 AM (mwCIn) Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:15 AM (yqqF2) 69
At least in Texas, if there is a looter on your property, you can shoot them.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:15 AM (lTGtQ) 70
Fine.
Government assistance can no longer purchase any type of meat. We good? Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:12 AM (yqqF2) *buys scallops and lobster with EBT card* Posted by: Societal Sloth at January 23, 2024 11:16 AM (R4t5M) 71
Is shooting a bum that tries to steal your patio chair considered to be "hobo hunting over bait"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:11 AM (tkR6S) I once held off four hobos and their dog with a M1943 entrenching tool in Seaside OR after reclaiming our beach chairs. True story. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:17 AM (i24o9) 72
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 11:17 AM (Zz0t1) 73
I'm genuinely looking forward to well-meaning homeowners realizing what they've done when they allow illegals to sleep there for a while.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at So am I. Good luck trying to get them to leave after they've trashed the place and made your life a living hell. Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (oiNtH) 74
Illegals will soon be recruited into local police departments.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (rJ48h) Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (lTGtQ) 76
That Second Amendment is going to defend the First and Third Amendments. Gonna have to dust off some old Patriots, get some coffee in them.
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (TMJ5l) 77
This is fine.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (Zz0t1) 78
I once held off four hobos and their dog with a M1943 entrenching tool in Seaside OR after reclaiming our beach chairs. True story.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:17 AM (i24o9) It has the thing that goes up, right? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (tkR6S) 79
Diversity is our _______.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (i24o9) Anal. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (Zz0t1) 80
67 I'm genuinely looking forward to well-meaning homeowners realizing what they've done when they allow illegals to sleep there for a while.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:14 AM (yqqF2) ++++ The amount of new case law involving adverse possession is going to be voluminous. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:15 AM (mwCIn) ___________ When I was in law school, there were entire chapters on AP in property law. I was like "who needs to know this now?" AP was once an important area of law, back when the country was still being settled and property ownership was ambiguous. It's still relevent to disputes over fence locations, etc. But little did I know that it once one day would make a comeback. Democraps will revise the law to provide the property is yours if you manage to stay overnight. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:19 AM (iFTx/) 81
I told DILIT yesterday that I’d normally encourage her to participate in the NH political process, but now my advice was to stay off the voter rolls and keep her head down.
Posted by: RI Red at January 23, 2024 11:19 AM (CTjQI) 82
78 I once held off four hobos and their dog with a M1943 entrenching tool in Seaside OR after reclaiming our beach chairs. True story.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:17 AM (i24o9) It has the thing that goes up, right? ---------------- Did it have a pike as well as a shovel? Those are the best. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:19 AM (GiTcZ) 83
It has the thing that goes up, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (tkR6S) The brain scratcher. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:19 AM (i24o9) 84
WalMart benefits though, from "free money" given to illegals that spend some on things they can't steal or rob. BigHealthCare probably also benefits, if BigGov foots the bill for all the sick and indigent.
This was also true with the CovidCrimes. WalMart was open, small business was shut down as "non-essential. And again, BigHealthCare got thousands for every "Covid Case", even if it was just the flu, or people with other problems, but that tested positive for Covid. I'm not sure if it is all about the money though, except that the WEFers think they get even richer via total control of (global?) society. But as those not invested in The Markets struggle, the DOW makes new highs. Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2024 11:20 AM (Cus5s) 85
Ok class.
Today's assignment is to locate the mexican food truck in your town and go there at lunchtime. You must then determine which cartel runs that truck and all the "migrants" eating there. You can tell, of course, from the tattoos. Once you've identified who is the controlling cartel, you now know who to pay tribute to. Good luck and papers are due tomorrow. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:20 AM (W/lyH) 86
*buys scallops and lobster with EBT card*
- That's not a joke, btw. It's my understanding that the only thing you can't buy is anything warm. $5 energy drinks? Go for it. Tom Collins mix? Have at it. Spend all $800 for your family of four. Go wild. My favorite part was Snopes tried their hardest and not only confirmed that a man bought $142 of steak and lobster with his food stamps, but they try to make the story that he got in trouble for selling it. snopes.com/fact-check/high-steaks/ Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:20 AM (yqqF2) 87
Did it have a pike as well as a shovel? Those are the best.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:19 AM (GiTcZ) Yep. A real classic. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:20 AM (i24o9) 88
I saw Four Hobos and Their Dog open for Boxcar Willie at The Ranch in '79.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 11:21 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:21 AM (yqqF2) 90
In-N-Out said Sunday it will close its only Oakland restaurant in March over crime and safety concerns for its customers and employees. ...we would warn everyone we knew flying into Oakland to not go to that location when they left the airport, to drive a few more minutes on over to the Alameda location. One group that came in went to the Oakland location, their rental van had the windows busted and all luggage and electronics stolen within 10 minutes.
Doesn't say much about law enforcement in the area. Can't blame the police. Even if they arrest the perpetrators they’ll be released that same day with no bail and never prosecuted. There aren’t any consequences. Blaming the victims. Its the cops' fault. Crime is at all time lows. These places close chains because those chains aren't as profitable as they'd like and then blame it on crime. That should be a boom for small business, right? Been downtown SanFran in a minute? Oakland? Wonder why that is just not true there... Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 23, 2024 11:22 AM (JCZqz) 91
How was your trip?
Well, I had to bludgeon 4 hobos and a pit bull with my trenching tool to get my chairs back. Everything is a mindfuck. All of it. Posted by: Societal Sloth at January 23, 2024 11:22 AM (R4t5M) 92
...we would warn everyone we knew flying into Oakland to not go to that location when they left the airport, to drive a few more minutes on over to the Alameda location. One group that came in went to the Oakland location, their rental van had the windows busted and all luggage and electronics stolen within 10 minutes.
Doesn't say much about law enforcement in the area. -- Wait, what? Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:22 AM (yqqF2) 93
off sock
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 11:23 AM (R4t5M) 94
I saw K-Y Kate open for the Philadelphia Freedoms at King of Prussia Mall in 2009.
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:23 AM (IHIQg) Posted by: spindrift at January 23, 2024 11:23 AM (AA8bA) 96
Great, girthy sidebar today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:23 AM (xcxpd) 97
What? Looters? Naperville could use some of that!
Posted by: Naperville City Council Member at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (fs1hN) 98
73 I'm genuinely looking forward to well-meaning homeowners realizing what they've done when they allow illegals to sleep there for a while.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at So am I. Good luck trying to get them to leave after they've trashed the place and made your life a living hell. Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (oiNtH) _________ You will never be able to get them out. Under most cities' insanely pro-tenant laws, anyone who stays for any extended period of time can claim he's a legal tenant. You have to go to court to evict him. Takes months if not years. Happened in a condo building on the same street as mine. Some gay dude allowed some other gay dude to stay at his place for a few weeks. I don't even think it was 30 days. Boom! No good deed goes unpunished. The guy staying over didn't want to leave and claimed he was a tenant. Took other gay dude like 10 months (!) to get him out. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (iFTx/) 99
Got to wonder what the left has on Bush.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (GiTcZ) 100
90 Blaming the victims. Its the cops' fault.
Crime is at all time lows. These places close chains because those chains aren't as profitable as they'd like and then blame it on crime. That should be a boom for small business, right? Been downtown SanFran in a minute? Oakland? Wonder why that is just not true there... Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 23, 2024 11:22 AM (JCZqz) ========== Companies flee low-crime areas all the time. It's just common. Especially if you measure crime by what's reported and there have been years of active disincentives to calling the police, up to and including slashing police budgets to the point where they simply cannot report in a timely manner. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (GBKbO) 101
Everything is a mindfuck. All of it.
Posted by: Societal Sloth at January 23, 2024 11:22 AM (R4t5M) The bludgeoning was extra. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (i24o9) Posted by: Persimmons at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (9yWhg) 103
When I was in law school, there were entire chapters on AP in property law. I was like "who needs to know this now?" AP was once an important area of law, back when the country was still being settled and property ownership was ambiguous. It's still relevent to disputes over fence locations, etc.
But little did I know that it once one day would make a comeback. Democraps will revise the law to provide the property is yours if you manage to stay overnight. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:19 AM (iFTx/) ++++ In old-school communist countries, they call this "land reform." In our version, we'll give it a different name. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:25 AM (mwCIn) 104
And as one of their Chicago neighbors said..."America's chickens are coming home to roost."
CBD drops a "Reverend" Jeremiah Wright reference. Nice! Posted by: Doof at January 23, 2024 11:25 AM (XIF9h) 105
98 Happened in a condo building on the same street as mine. Some gay dude allowed some other gay dude to stay at his place for a few weeks. I don't even think it was 30 days. Boom! No good deed goes unpunished. The guy staying over didn't want to leave and claimed he was a tenant. Took other gay dude like 10 months (!) to get him out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (iFTx/) ========= You know, vigilantism would have been faster and more efficient. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:25 AM (GBKbO) 106
I'm not sure if it is all about the money though, except that the WEFers think they get even richer via total control of (global?) society. But as those not invested in The Markets struggle, the DOW makes new highs.
Posted by: illiniwek Yes, it was all about the money. Everyone knew the Fed was told to print whatever was necessary. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (lTGtQ) 107
103 In old-school communist countries, they call this "land reform."
In our version, we'll give it a different name. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:25 AM (mwCIn) ======== Reparations? Decolonization? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (GBKbO) 108
5 Diversity is our _______.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (i24o9) Butt stuff Good to see you, man. Hope you're feeling ok. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (xcxpd) 109
@11
>>Who, in their right mind, eats eggplant? Cereally. Baked Eggplant Parmigiana over Mezzi Rigatoni is a revelation. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (XV/Pl) 110
102 Who, in their right mind, eats eggplant?
Posted by: Pudinhead ----------- I know, right? Posted by: Persimmons -------------- No Shit. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (GiTcZ) 111
It's only going to get worse from here. Enjoy the decline and fall!
Posted by: The Tinfoil Hat at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (PWI4f) 112
For the record...
raising the volume of legal migration will also increase crime. Large amounts of people starting over will have an element of those that take advantage to get there faster. Posted by: Inogame at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (53oGX) 113
Crime is at all time lows. These places close chains because those chains aren't as profitable as they'd like and then blame it on crime.
That should be a boom for small business, right? Been downtown SanFran in a minute? Oakland? Wonder why that is just not true there... Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 23, 2024 11:22 AM (JCZqz) -------- Those last two have to be conservative trolls or Babylon Bee headline writers. Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (IHIQg) 114
Baked Eggplant Parmigiana over Mezzi Rigatoni is a revelation.
-------------------- So were the Four Horsemen. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (GiTcZ) 115
It’s already gone sir.
The permanent government, including the Supreme Court, have chosen the invasion. It turns out, the Constitution IS a suicide pact When will the rebuild begin, and who will begin the rebuilt? Posted by: Ex GOP at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (V3K4b) 116
Happened in a condo building on the same street as mine. Some gay dude allowed some other gay dude to stay at his place for a few weeks. I don't even think it was 30 days. Boom! No good deed goes unpunished. The guy staying over didn't want to leave and claimed he was a tenant. Took other gay dude like 10 months (!) to get him out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (iFTx/) ========= You know, vigilantism would have been faster and more efficient. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:25 AM (GBKbO) Morally justified too. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (xcxpd) 117
Off, sock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (9yWhg) 118
114 Baked Eggplant Parmigiana over Mezzi Rigatoni is a revelation.
-------------------- So were the Four Horsemen. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (GiTcZ) snort Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:27 AM (xcxpd) 119
Ouch, man this hits close to home. Growing up in Chicagoland, my dentist was in Oak Brook. Very swanky suburb.
I still cannot fathom the collar counties of DuPage, Will, Kendall, Kane, and Lake going Democrat. I busted heads for the DuPage GOP in 94 -- seems like after I left the state it all went to shit. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2024 11:28 AM (YIxO9) 120
My neighbor had the Confederate Battle Flag flying last week on General Lee's birthday. My county voted 75-25 Trump over Biden in 2020. Proud to live here.
Posted by: NC Feller at January 23, 2024 11:28 AM (V5BDR) 121
Y'all ever worked with people who couldn't just accept a meeting skip?
Weekly team meeting, manager can't make it but didn't cancel. Everyone shows up. Should we just bail? No, let's sit around for 30-45 minutes talking about utterly irrelevant crap rather than leaving and doing something productive like bashing our heads against our desks. People make me crazy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:28 AM (zhLdt) 122
105 98 Happened in a condo building on the same street as mine. Some gay dude allowed some other gay dude to stay at his place for a few weeks. I don't even think it was 30 days. Boom! No good deed goes unpunished. The guy staying over didn't want to leave and claimed he was a tenant. Took other gay dude like 10 months (!) to get him out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (iFTx/) ========= You know, vigilantism would have been faster and more efficient. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:25 AM (GBKbO) ________ He tried throwing him out, calling the cops for trespass, everything. Cops wouldn't do shit and actually warned him that he would get in trouble if he tried self-help. I know the details because this story spread like wildfire up and down the block. All the condo buildings -- mine included -- were worried it could happen there too. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (iFTx/) 123
WHO head, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, declares war on meat and traditional agriculture, in the name of fighting "climate change":
____ Ask us about our new 5 year plans! - WHO Commies Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (fs1hN) 124
Good to see you, man. Hope you're feeling ok.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (xcxpd) Good to see you, too. I am as good as almost-ever. I hope you are doing well also. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (i24o9) Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (YIxO9) Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (geLO8) 127
Looters are customers, too! They just negotiate lower prices.
Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (64XQA) 128
122 He tried throwing him out, calling the cops for trespass, everything. Cops wouldn't do shit and actually warned him that he would get in trouble if he tried self-help. I know the details because this story spread like wildfire up and down the block. All the condo buildings -- mine included -- were worried it could happen there too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (iFTx/) ======== So, if I do an AirBnB for a couple of weeks, I can just squat and the owner can't do anything? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (GBKbO) 129
if the voters aren't cooperating, get new voters
Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (geLO ++++ If voters don't cooperate, make the vote meaningless. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (mwCIn) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (9yWhg) 131
Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus
Gesundheit! Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (9yWhg) LOL. Posted by: thatcrazyyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 23, 2024 11:30 AM (iODuv) 132
Doing the looting Americans won’t do. Oh and if we send them back lettuce may increase by 2 cents. And that would literally destroy the entire economy.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:30 AM (U42yt) 133
He tried throwing him out, calling the cops for trespass, everything. Cops wouldn't do shit and actually warned him that he would get in trouble if he tried self-help.
--------------- Serve anti-freeze cocktails to him and call EMT in the morning. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:30 AM (GiTcZ) 134
I still cannot fathom the collar counties of DuPage, Will, Kendall, Kane, and Lake going Democrat. I busted heads for the DuPage GOP in 94 -- seems like after I left the state it all went to shit.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie Well, at least we have someone to blame. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:31 AM (lTGtQ) 135
134 Well, at least we have someone to blame.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:31 AM (lTGtQ) ========= Todd? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (GBKbO) 136
When deciding the best sequence for confronting four hobos, a clown and a dog in order to retrieve your lawn chairs, always go for the juggler.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (991eG) 137
85 Ok class.
Today's assignment is to locate the mexican food truck in your town and go there at lunchtime. You must then determine which cartel runs that truck and all the "migrants" eating there. You can tell, of course, from the tattoos. Once you've identified who is the controlling cartel, you now know who to pay tribute to. Good luck and papers are due tomorrow. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:20 AM (W/lyH) For better or for worse, the food trucks in Monroe don't have tatted up folks. The Washington Burrito stand on Evergreen in Everett is pretty good though. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (xcxpd) Posted by: Roberts and ACB at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (YQZWw) 139
Took other gay dude like 10 months (!) to get him out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (iFTx/) I have a question. If you claimed to be a tenant wouldn't you have to provide proof that you were paying rent? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (Ki//m) 140
@126
>>Replacement Theory is real The ironic thing about replacement theory is that blacks are going to be replaced first. How you like them apple? Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (XV/Pl) 141
So, if I do an AirBnB for a couple of weeks, I can just squat and the owner can't do anything? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (GBKbO) In some states yeah. That was a sub plot in Silicon Valley. Jared rented out his condo and the tenant wouldn’t leave, eventually taking ownership. Silicon Valley was so great at poking fun at California’s stupidity. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (U42yt) 142
Doesn't matter. I have to vote for the invasion because of Fat Fanni 's bullshit charges!
Posted by: Wick Wilson at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (L6YDh) 143
>109 @11
>>Who, in their right mind, eats eggplant? Cereally. Baked Eggplant Parmigiana over Mezzi Rigatoni is a revelation. Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (XV/Pl) Baba ganoush has entered the chat. Posted by: Heavy Meta at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (NgqoH) 144
Serve anti-freeze cocktails to him and call EMT in the morning.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:30 AM (GiTcZ) Yeah, really. Should not be hard to set up a plausible suicide. OD of Fentanyl, maybe? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (tkR6S) 145
128 122 He tried throwing him out, calling the cops for trespass, everything. Cops wouldn't do shit and actually warned him that he would get in trouble if he tried self-help. I know the details because this story spread like wildfire up and down the block. All the condo buildings -- mine included -- were worried it could happen there too.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (iFTx/) ======== So, if I do an AirBnB for a couple of weeks, I can just squat and the owner can't do anything? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (GBKbO) __________ Yes. It's a risk all landlords -- including short-term like AirBNB -- take. In a case like that, it should be an easy win in L-T court because you'll have a contract showing a short stay for a specified period. But even then it may take weeks or months to have the case heard. The real problem arises when you have someone stay over for some amount of time without any written agreement. The tenant then says you agreed to x, y, and z. It's his word against yours. Courts will enforce oral leases. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/) 146
amateur webzine Vice responds it its usual measured, calm way:
Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky Putting "property owners" in scare quotes for the extra "private property is racist" Marxism. Very nice. Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (2ocoG) 147
Who doesn't like eggplant?
Try cooking it, that helps. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (MeG8a) 148
Baba Ganoush sounds like a Romanian witch.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (lTGtQ) 149
Sure this is bad. But Republicans want to literally ban sex and execute all gays. So I have no choice but continue voting Democrat.
- 60% of suburban Chicago Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (U42yt) 150
"Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky"
sidebar: "AOS blog offers Tips on Cooking Hoboes" Posted by: illiniwek at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (Cus5s) 151
Yeah, really. Should not be hard to set up a plausible suicide. OD of Fentanyl, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (tkR6S) Invite Ken Buck to your party. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (i24o9) 152
Who, in their right mind, eats eggplant?
Posted by: Pudinhead ----------- I know, right. Posted by: Persimmons -------------- No Shit. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:26 AM (GiTcZ) *** No kidding. Posted by: Spotted Dick at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (W/lyH) 153
141 In some states yeah.
That was a sub plot in Silicon Valley. Jared rented out his condo and the tenant wouldn’t leave, eventually taking ownership. Silicon Valley was so great at poking fun at California’s stupidity. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (U42yt) ======= I do not remember that subplot, but I watched the whole show. It was funny, though. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO) 154
148 Baba Ganoush sounds like a Romanian witch.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:34 AM (lTGtQ) Or a overplayed Who song Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:35 AM (xcxpd) 155
Aubergine is OK, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:35 AM (9yWhg) 156
145 Courts will enforce oral leases.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/) ======== How many other kinds of oral contracts will courts enforce? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO) 157
139 Took other gay dude like 10 months (!) to get him out.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:24 AM (iFTx/) I have a question. If you claimed to be a tenant wouldn't you have to provide proof that you were paying rent? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (Ki//m) _______ Eventually, yes. But it takes months to have the case heard, and during that time the tenant will just make up some bullshit -- I paid in cash or the agreement was that I would do household chores or whatever -- just to drag it out as long as possible. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:36 AM (iFTx/) 158
I've wondered since 2006 why uniparty is in such a RUSH to destroy everything.
The speed is what I'm questioning. What are they trying to do this all in time for? Posted by: JCG at January 23, 2024 11:36 AM (fow9w) 159
Eggplant has always been "meh" for me, but in the Balakans, they make a dish with it called moussaka which is pretty good.
Posted by: Military Moron at January 23, 2024 11:36 AM (JCZqz) 160
155 Aubergine is OK, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:35 AM (9yWhg) ======== Hide these three aubergines on your person. You have 15 minutes. Your time starts now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:36 AM (GBKbO) 161
> Republicans Push To Legalize 'Property Owners' Killing Homeless People in Kentucky
__________ So... I live in KY and this potential 'act' would not do what Vice says it would do... shocka'. It's mostly the result of city vagrants encroaching on wealthy homeowner's properties... like horse farms or other semi-rural spreads. We live near a quarter-horse stable and I can understand why they'd get pissed off if trespassers kept showing up at their place. Some of these homeless/drug addicted people are violent. They pose a threat to not only the people and animals but they tend to trash property too. But, yea, it enforces the idea that my property is mine. Which goes against what the commies want. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 11:36 AM (Q4IgG) Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at January 23, 2024 11:36 AM (Zz86T) 163
The real problem arises when you have someone stay over for some amount of time without any written agreement. The tenant then says you agreed to x, y, and z. It's his word against yours. Courts will enforce oral leases.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/) For my long term rentals I am very specific in my leases about what happens when a lease is up. Or if anyone wants to break a lease early, or extend, etc. down to specific number of days each party has to respond. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (U42yt) Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (lTGtQ) 165
Y'all ever worked with people who couldn't just accept a meeting skip?
Weekly team meeting, manager can't make it but didn't cancel. Everyone shows up. Should we just bail? No, let's sit around for 30-45 minutes talking about utterly irrelevant crap rather than leaving and doing something productive like bashing our heads against our desks. People make me crazy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:28 AM (zhLdt) --------------- I got to a DGIF point at the end of my software development career where I told managers that unless there was a written explanation of meeting objectives and justification(s) for my presence that were persuasive enough to make me change my mind -- I would otherwise not be attending any meetings. Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (67cnY) 166
For better or for worse, the food trucks in Monroe don't have tatted up folks.
The Washington Burrito stand on Evergreen in Everett is pretty good though. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (xcxpd) Last year, I got tacos from a taco truck at a pub. They were very good. Owner of the truck was real friendly and chatty, and said he was doing so well, he was going to open a bricks and mortar location. And he spoke perfect English, too. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (tkR6S) 167
I'm glad that anybody staying in my house eventually left without a court fight because they had other places to go.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (Ki//m) 168
Large scale breakdown of society, rampant crime, failure of infrastructure on a scale never seen in America, and the final destruction of a 250 year experiment in self government.
----------- FUN TIMES! Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (cMXNt) 169
In the aftermath of the mortgage crisis of 2008 I had a friend who rented for months, paid the rent on time but the owner never paid the mortgage.
He was evicted. Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (MeG8a) 170
159 Yeah, moussaka is very good.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (9yWhg) 171
"They came (like our parents and grandparents and great-grandparents), stayed with family, found work, built businesses, went to school, and did not cost the economy much at all. No welfare, no resettlement payments, no healthcare...nothing! "
Cleaning out the home of our parents after their deaths, we found our maternal grandfather's immigration papers. He was required to have a sponsor that guaranteed the immigrant's behavior. He had to prove he had a job, and swear that he would not take any welfare. Prove he was healthy and carried no disease. All there on the papers. It miffs me that the riff raff (yes, yes, made in the image of God and have immortal souls, but the southern Americas are not sending us their best) that are just coming here and getting more benefits than I could ever dream of seeing, after working here all my life, not getting into trouble, not causing trouble ... Going to stop typing now. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (Rbu5d) 172
For better or for worse, the food trucks in Monroe don't have tatted up folks. The Washington Burrito stand on Evergreen in Everett is pretty good though. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:32 AM (xcxpd) *** Around here the food is excellent and all the yard guys go there. But lots of tats. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (W/lyH) 173
156 145 Courts will enforce oral leases.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/) ======== How many other kinds of oral contracts will courts enforce? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:35 AM (GBKbO) ___________ Almost all of them. There are exceptions for certain types of contracts that have to be in writing (see "Statue of Frauds"). But even then, it takes months for cases to be heard, and generally in the meantime the "status quo" remains as it was (which means if the guy is in your house, he stays in your house). Sounds insane but that's what it is. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/) 174
Good to see you, too. I am as good as almost-ever. I hope you are doing well also.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 11:29 AM (i24o9) No complaints here. Should be good to put on a MoMe again this year too. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (xcxpd) 175
$16,000 in legal and clean up fees to get rid of the squatters on the river place. And there was still a lot of clean up left. The lawyers liked to refer to them as tennants. Code Enforcement wanted me to provide water, electricity and garbage pick up for them. Electric was pulled when they stuck me with a 3 month $1100 bill.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (L8hCM) 176
My wife's hometown was once a bucolic example of middle class comfort when compared with the state of other eastern Ohio communities. Illegal immigration has made it unrecognizable.
The first group of illegals showed up from Guatemala to work on nearby egg farms. They were of the same tribe(?) and spoke a language that was unknown to outsiders. The Christian churches stepped in to help them assimilate into their new communities by arranging to have them taught Spanish.(!!!) The town is now ragged and dirty, the rotting corpse of a once vibrant little city. Posted by: Oglebay at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (ogTiX) 177
I told you back in 2008 we should have started the civil war, but y'all were listening to the Jonas Brothers and your iPods and no one wanted to pull the trigger. Now we're all going to be beaten to death with Stanley cups.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (YIxO9) 178
163 The real problem arises when you have someone stay over for some amount of time without any written agreement. The tenant then says you agreed to x, y, and z. It's his word against yours. Courts will enforce oral leases.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:33 AM (iFTx/) For my long term rentals I am very specific in my leases about what happens when a lease is up. Or if anyone wants to break a lease early, or extend, etc. down to specific number of days each party has to respond. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (U42yt) ___________ Having a detailed written contract helps. But if you get a scumbag tenant, you would still have to go to court to get him out and it could take months or even years. And in the meantime, the scumbag isn't paying rent and probably trashing your place. Don't ask me how I know . . . . Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (iFTx/) 179
parents after their deaths, we found our maternal grandfather's immigration papers. He was required to have a sponsor that guaranteed the immigrant's behavior. He had to prove he had a job, and swear that he would not take any welfare.
— That still generally the case today. Immigrants have to prove they have a means of income or relatives who will provide help if needed. That’s legal immigrants though. The millions of illegals…yeah not so much. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (U42yt) 180
I never needed a contract for oral.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg) 181
So I do have some experience with this. The West Coast states do not care about your property rights.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (L8hCM) 182
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‘ Got to wonder what the left has on Bush.’ I think he always leaned that way but had to pretend to be on our side to sucker us into voting for him. Now he doesn’t need us anymore and he can be himself. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (jbnUc) 183
180 I never needed a contract for oral.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg) ======== I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (GBKbO) 184
I got to a DGIF point at the end of my software development career where I told managers that unless there was a written explanation of meeting objectives and justification(s) for my presence that were persuasive enough to make me change my mind -- I would otherwise not be attending any meetings.
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (67cnY) Yeah. My last manager never required me to attend meetings. While I am attached to a larger team for reporting purposes, I actually have a singular role. What I do has nothing to do with what they do. It's asinine but that's corporate America in 2024. Someone with an MBA probably thinks I'm happier because I get to interact with a bunch of people I don't "openly" despise. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (zhLdt) 185
the marvel of American Exceptionalism that attracted the best and brightest from Europe in the 19th and 20th centuries. The scary thing is that the present day invasion of illiterate, disease-ridden criminal savages probably DOES represent the best and brightest from these countries. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (n+4am) 186
It's mostly the result of city vagrants encroaching on wealthy homeowner's properties... like horse farms or other semi-rural spreads. We live near a quarter-horse stable and I can understand why they'd get pissed off if trespassers kept showing up at their place. Some of these homeless/drug addicted people are violent. They pose a threat to not only the people and animals but they tend to trash property too.
------------ I can't imagine the living hell people with ranches and farms near the southern border must experience hourly for decades now (with one brief respite during Trump). Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (67cnY) 187
181 So I do have some experience with this. The West Coast states do not care about your property rights.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (L8hCM) ======== "But this property has been in my family for three generations. I can't just leave it." -Too many people Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (GBKbO) 188
183 180 I never needed a contract for oral.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg) ======== I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (GBKbO) I haven't gotten it since I got married. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:42 AM (xcxpd) 189
Having a detailed written contract helps. But if you get a scumbag tenant, you would still have to go to court to get him out and it could take months or even years. And in the meantime, the scumbag isn't paying rent and probably trashing your place. Don't ask me how I know . . . . Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (iFTx/) Yeah there’s always a risk. But I mitigate as much as I can by screening well. I’ll keep a property empty for a month if need be to get a good quality tenant. Verify income, run credit checks, criminal checks, etc. you can never be 100% safe but yiu can reduce the risk significantly. Too many landlords don’t bother and just take the first person to show up. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:42 AM (U42yt) 190
Last year, I got tacos from a taco truck at a pub. They were very good. Owner of the truck was real friendly and chatty, and said he was doing so well, he was going to open a bricks and mortar location.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:37 AM (tkR6S) I've always wondered about that. I guess using the truck doesn't allow you to expand since you can only fit so many people in the back. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (zhLdt) 191
74 Illegals will soon be recruited into local police departments.
Posted by: mr tmz at January 23, 2024 11:18 AM (rJ48h) It's apparently already happening in CA. Some counties are training non-citizens as deputies but it's causing problems because the trainees aren't allowed to take the service weapons home with them or carry them to other training facilities. Posted by: Octochicken at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (oCS0o) 192
177 I told you back in 2008 we should have started the civil war, but y'all were listening to the Jonas Brothers and your iPods and no one wanted to pull the trigger. Now we're all going to be beaten to death with Stanley cups.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (YIxO9) And I said it should have started when Trump was in power. But again, nobody wanted to go first. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (xcxpd) 193
188 I haven't gotten it since I got married.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:42 AM (xcxpd) ======= I feel for you every time you bring it up. I'm lucky that Dolley can roll over in the middle of the night, and... But, in other news, I may be balding. My latest haircut reveals what may be a receding hairline. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (GBKbO) 194
The first group of illegals showed up from Guatemala to work on nearby egg farms. They were of the same tribe(?) and spoke a language that was unknown to outsiders. The Christian churches stepped in to help them assimilate into their new communities by arranging to have them taught Spanish.(!!!)
The town is now ragged and dirty, the rotting corpse of a once vibrant little city. Posted by: Oglebay You know how we always talk about how the left doesn't understand economics, that they believe the pie is static? They also don't understand that the pie can shrink as well as grow. When they achieve their underclass population to rule over, the GDP is going to be less than half of what it is now. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (lTGtQ) 195
Yeah there’s always a risk. But I mitigate as much as I can by screening well. I’ll keep a property empty for a month if need be to get a good quality tenant. Verify income, run credit checks, criminal checks, etc. you can never be 100% safe but yiu can reduce the risk significantly. Too many landlords don’t bother and just take the first person to show up.
----------- Schmartz. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:44 AM (GiTcZ) 196
Governor Little Lord Fatleroy is out on Twitter extolling abortions and cannabis sales in Illinois. Really encourages you to start a company and recruit from the local workforce.
Ah, what am I talking about, there's plenty of landscaping jobs to be had. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2024 11:44 AM (YIxO9) 197
Mainstream Republicans are starting to realize we are well and truly screwed, even Scott Johnson at Powerline
Virtually every major institution in American life has become an enemy of the American people and Western civilization. Higher education and the mainstream media got there before the rest, but that is where we and they are, or so it seems to me. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 11:44 AM (Yb6t7) 198
36 Damn, moving back home to Kentucky is looking better
Posted by: nckate at January 23, 2024 11:09 AM (EPm6B) Seriously, don't wait much longer. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (Rbu5d) 199
When they achieve their underclass population to rule over, the GDP is going to be less than half of what it is now.
-------------- Then the peebles will have to be taught to love the new Evita. Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (GiTcZ) 200
197 Mainstream Republicans are starting to realize we are well and truly screwed, even Scott Johnson at Powerline
Virtually every major institution in American life has become an enemy of the American people and Western civilization. Higher education and the mainstream media got there before the rest, but that is where we and they are, or so it seems to me. Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2024 11:44 AM (Yb6t7) ======== But fighting it is uncouth and could endanger our ability to attractive single women as voters. Better to just go along to get along and hope that Democrats don't fuck us over too much. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (GBKbO) 201
I've wondered since 2006 why uniparty is in such a RUSH to destroy everything.
The speed is what I'm questioning. What are they trying to do this all in time for? The obvious answer is that they're not convinced they'll have power much longer, so they've got to do as much damage now as they can. Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+) 202
"America can probably manage a de facto default of our government because of insane deficit spending. We can probably survive the loss of Taiwan to the red Chinese. But we cannot survive the invasion from the south."
The invasion from the south is already a done deal, there is no peaceful un-doing of it; we have taken in a fatal number of invaders for the size and shape of our country as we know it. We can't survive a de-facto default BECAUSE of the money printing. And we're going to suffer greatly if (if!) China decided to use the capture of Taiwan to put the screws to us, simply on account of supply chain realities and Biden's unraveling of PDT's attempts to stand up more North American chip fabs and various manufacturing plants. Posted by: somedood at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (N9SfE) 203
I hear that KY is an incredibly corrupt state due to the thoroughbred racing industry.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (9yWhg) 204
But, in other news, I may be balding. My latest haircut reveals what may be a receding hairline.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (GBKbO) Bald is beautiful. Embrace it. Unless you got, like, a weird shaped skull. Then...hair piece time? It works for Shatner. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (xcxpd) 205
Yeah there’s always a risk. But I mitigate as much as I can by screening well. I’ll keep a property empty for a month if need be to get a good quality tenant. Verify income, run credit checks, criminal checks, etc. you can never be 100% safe but yiu can reduce the risk significantly. Too many landlords don’t bother and just take the first person to show up.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:42 AM (U42yt) But you are probably also wealthy enough that you can forego the rental income for a month or two without getting into financial distress. If you absolutely need that rent check to make your mortgage payment, you don't have that luxury. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (tkR6S) 206
‘ Got to wonder what the left has on Bush.’
I think he always leaned that way but had to pretend to be on our side to sucker us into voting for him. Now he doesn’t need us anymore and he can be himself. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (jbnUc) This. W's daddy was a former CIA head and all-in on the "new world order" and rule by the credentialed. He was always a shitbag leftie but now he doesn't lie about it as much. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (zhLdt) 207
It's apparently already happening in CA. Some counties are training non-citizens as deputies but it's causing problems because the trainees aren't allowed to take the service weapons home with them or carry them to other training facilities.
Posted by: Octochicken at January 23, 2024 11:43 AM (oCS0o) -------------- Well, it's not like illegal aliens have respect for and obey the law -- or are ever punished for breaking it -- so it's all good, amigo! Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (67cnY) 208
169 In the aftermath of the mortgage crisis of 2008 I had a friend who rented for months, paid the rent on time but the owner never paid the mortgage.
He was evicted. That experience convinced the benevolent leaders of Chicago to enact an ordinance that essentially requires anyone who purchases a property through foreclosure to pay a tenant $10K to move out. Makes my life hell. Posted by: Octochicken at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (oCS0o) 209
The obvious answer is that they're not convinced they'll have power much longer, so they've got to do as much damage now as they can.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+) This is their window and the CCP wants to see progress. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (R4t5M) 210
183 180 I never needed a contract for oral.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg) ======== I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (GBKbO) _______ Willy Brown . . . Kamala Harris . . . Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:47 AM (iFTx/) 211
204 Bald is beautiful. Embrace it.
Unless you got, like, a weird shaped skull. Then...hair piece time? It works for Shatner. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (xcxpd) ======== I did have a weird mole on the back of my head for a while that kept me from really short haircuts for a long time. Got that removed last year. But, Dolley likes the longer haircuts. She likes it when I take a picture of Steve from Coupling with me to the barber to tell them to recreate that on top of my head. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO) 212
Gotta keep voting Democrat! The Republicans will force us to give birth to the migrant rape babies!
Posted by: Wine Mom at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (L6YDh) 213
Brazil is our future. Small elite white upper class. A somewhat bigger mainly white upper middle class. And an underclass of non-whites which represents the majority of the population. No more middle class. Everyone is either rich or poor.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (U42yt) 214
I've never aspired to be a landlord and CA law makes me content with that decision.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (MeG8a) 215
Wonder if we'll see an influx of Russian illegal immigrants into Alaska over the next couple years, now that it's firmly established that we're open for all comers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (9UlRk) 216
Oops, off sock.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (9yWhg) 217
She likes it when I take a picture of Steve from Coupling with me to the barber to tell them to recreate that on top of my head.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO) You took a picture of Steve coupling with you? Posted by: Oglebay at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (ogTiX) 218
68...Cicada La'Keesha Smith, City of Atlanta Attorney
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:15 AM (yqqF2) That right there is funny. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM (Rbu5d) 219
Unless you got, like, a weird shaped skull. Then...hair piece time? It works for Shatner.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM To baldly go where no man has gone before.... Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM (SzI2j) 220
I hear that KY is an incredibly corrupt state due to the thoroughbred racing industry.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (9yWhg) They're like a petro-state. They bring in so much from the lube farms that they don't need to appease the voters. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM (zhLdt) 221
The obvious answer is that they're not convinced they'll have power much longer, so they've got to do as much damage now as they can.
I think it's stupider than that: long ago they picked 2030 as when their Perfect World would be in existence, and things like Trump's 2016 election and Brexit have fucked up that timetable. But they lack the imagination to reset the timetable so they're just trying to accelerate. Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM (2ocoG) 222
Chamber of Commerce assures me that "migrants" don't cost anything. They are a net plus to the economy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM (63Dwl) 223
There is a business opportunity is providing counter squatters. I could watch until the original squatter leaves to buy groceries or whatever and then squat the place, leaving when the owner pays me to.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (aD39U) 224
Steal all the things
Posted by: nckate at January 23, 2024 11:02 AM (EPm6B) this is about us, isn't it? -- Amy Schumer & Carlos Mancia Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (nXhwP) 225
But even then, it takes months for cases to be heard, and generally in the meantime the "status quo" remains as it was (which means if the guy is in your house, he stays in your house). Sounds insane but that's what it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/) So you're saying suppressed weapons are the way to go? The backhoe is a given. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (W/lyH) 226
And we're going to suffer greatly if (if!) China decided to use the capture of Taiwan to put the screws to us, simply on account of supply chain realities and Biden's unraveling of PDT's attempts to stand up more North American chip fabs and various manufacturing plants.
Posted by: somedood I can guarantee you that if Taiwan is invaded, those chip plants will be imploded. Also, Japan, Taiwan and Australia have certain weapons to curtail it. A top tier chip plant is still under construction in the US, it hasn't been stopped. That is probably the only good thing that has happened in three years. Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (lTGtQ) 227
"The obvious answer is that they're not convinced they'll have power much longer, so they've got to do as much damage now as they can.
Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (CsUN+)" They got taken by surprise with Obama being so amazingly fucking lazy, not to mention he stabbed the Euro wing of the globalists in the back with a Charlie Brown/Lucy football yank in 2015, when they want all in on refugees but the US backed out of an arranged wave of invaders at the last minute. If he hadn't done that, things would be MUCH farther along now. They're actually behind vs. where they'd planned to be, and the plan was an effective one. Posted by: somedood at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (N9SfE) 228
Reporter To KJP: Explain Why Mayorkas Says Border Is Secure But Biden Says It Isn’t
Word salad ensues... Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (RHGPo) 229
183 180 I never needed a contract for oral.
Posted by: Willy Brown at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (9yWhg) ======== I don't get it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:41 AM (GBKbO) I haven't gotten it since I got married. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:42 AM I do means I don't....... have to anymore. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 11:51 AM (SzI2j) 230
228 Reporter To KJP: Explain Why Mayorkas Says Border Is Secure But Biden Says It Isn’t
Word salad ensues... Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (RHGPo) ======== What concrete actions is Biden going to take against Mayorkas since he's obviously undermining the president's message? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (GBKbO) 231
The obvious answer is that they're not convinced they'll have power much longer, so they've got to do as much damage now as they can.
I think its simpler. Look at what the youth of the sixties and seventies advocated for. They're in charge now. Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (2tdDi) 232
"I can guarantee you that if Taiwan is invaded, those chip plants will be imploded. Also, Japan, Taiwan and Australia have certain weapons to curtail it. A top tier chip plant is still under construction in the US, it hasn't been stopped. That is probably the only good thing that has happened in three years.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (lTGtQ)" Yeah a few plants are in the works, but they're still IN the works. It's the shortage of mundane chips that will really hurt, not the cutting edge stuff. Posted by: somedood at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (N9SfE) 233
But you are probably also wealthy enough that you can forego the rental income for a month or two without getting into financial distress. If you absolutely need that rent check to make your mortgage payment, you don't have that luxury. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:46 AM (tkR6S) If you absolutely need that rent check you should not be in the landlord business. I’ve seen this happen a lot. People always assume best case scenario. Tenants always pay in time. Nothing ever breaks. Vacancy is 0%. And they can barely cover the mortgage with the rent check. Then as soon as reality hits they have no money. They rent to anyone, make no repairs and the property goes to shit eventually. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (U42yt) 234
> I've wondered since 2006 why uniparty is in such a RUSH to destroy everything.
The speed is what I'm questioning. What are they trying to do this all in time for? __________ When you know somethings going to happen, good or bad, and you're running late.... Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (Q4IgG) 235
>I've wondered since 2006 why uniparty is in such a RUSH to destroy everything.
The speed is what I'm questioning. What are they trying to do this all in time for? --- there is a star in the heavens, that seems to move across the sky not in a precise relation to the other stars you will notice it appears to be getting larger in fact, it's getting closer it's happened before 🦕 Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (geLO8) 236
Reporter To KJP: Explain Why Mayorkas Says Border Is Secure But Biden Says It Isn’t
Mayorkas has a "functional" brain but he's a liar. Biden is just a liar. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (zhLdt) 237
There is a business opportunity is providing counter squatters. I could watch until the original squatter leaves to buy groceries or whatever and then squat the place, leaving when the owner pays me to.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (aD39U) Sounds like a natural fit for biker gangs. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (tkR6S) 238
Chamber of Commerce assures me that "migrants" don't cost anything. They are a net plus to the economy.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM Any time the chamber asks my business to join I tell them to GFY. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 11:52 AM (SzI2j) 239
68...Cicada La'Keesha Smith, City of Atlanta Attorney
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:15 AM (yqqF2) That right there is funny. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 11:49 AM (Rbu5d) *** None of these assholes have been to Africa. La'Keesha? WTF? When I was in Africa, the dude driving the bus was named Robert. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:53 AM (W/lyH) Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:53 AM (U42yt) 241
https://twitter. com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1748476109618819151
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 11:53 AM (RHGPo) 242
Reporter To KJP: Explain Why Mayorkas Says Border Is Secure But Biden Says It Isn’t
Word salad ensues... Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM Is there smoke coming out the top of her head? Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (SzI2j) 243
" They came (like our parents and grandparents and great-grandparents), stayed with family, found work, built businesses, went to school, and did not cost the economy much at all. No welfare, no resettlement payments, no healthcare...nothing! And if they arrived coughing up a lung? Right back onto a ship!"
Dependency is the point. Guess who pays? The answer isn't Blackrock, at least initially. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (KSNKu) 244
Then the peebles will have to be taught to love the new Evita.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:45 AM (GiTcZ) ----------- "If you liked Madonna in Evita, you're gonna love President Haley in Nikita!" Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (kdJ+E) 245
241 https://twitter. com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1748476109618819151
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 11:53 AM (RHGPo) ======== HEINRICH: What do you say to Republicans who are trying to impeach Mayorkas? BIDEN: I don't get it. HEINRICH: Do you think its unconstitutional? (NO ANSWER) HEINRICH: Do you think the border is secure? BIDEN: NO ITS NOT. HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE THING! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (GBKbO) 246
None of these assholes have been to Africa. La'Keesha? WTF? When I was in Africa, the dude driving the bus was named Robert.
Posted by: Diogenes - You will never see anything funnier than watching a wealthy black American (so low to middle class) go to Africa and attempt to bond based only on skin color. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (942uw) 247
None of these assholes have been to Africa. La'Keesha? WTF? When I was in Africa, the dude driving the bus was named Robert.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:53 AM (W/lyH) African Africans aren't authentic. -- D'Metrialious Jones Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:55 AM (zhLdt) 248
Barbie is nominated for . . . Best Picture. Am I surprised? Not really.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:55 AM (iFTx/) 249
long ago they picked 2030 as when their Perfect World would be in existence
Adding on to that, they probably picked 2030 because 2 0 3 0, whooooooaaaaaaaaa. Or Gwenyth Paltrow sold them on some astrology reason for that year or something. So they don't want to move the date. Also, the ringleaders are now all quite elderly and the supply of adrenochrome won't last forever. Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 11:55 AM (2ocoG) 250
African Africans aren't authentic. -- D'Metrialious Jones
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:55 AM Lemonjello. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 11:56 AM (SzI2j) 251
Mainstream Republicans are starting to realize we are well and truly screwed, even Scott Johnson at Powerline
*************** No more mean tweets! Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at January 23, 2024 11:56 AM (VTu1l) 252
225 But even then, it takes months for cases to be heard, and generally in the meantime the "status quo" remains as it was (which means if the guy is in your house, he stays in your house). Sounds insane but that's what it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:38 AM (iFTx/) So you're saying suppressed weapons are the way to go? The backhoe is a given. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 11:50 AM (W/lyH) The right tool for the job... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:56 AM (xcxpd) 253
"213 Brazil is our future. Small elite white upper class. A somewhat bigger mainly white upper middle class. And an underclass of non-whites which represents the majority of the population. No more middle class. Everyone is either rich or poor.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:48 AM (U42yt)" A large chunk of the whites left in prog zones and institutions are going to be LARPing as some ethnicity or other. The DEI train isn't stopping any time soon in progland. Posted by: somedood at January 23, 2024 11:56 AM (N9SfE) 254
245 241 https://twitter. com/JacquiHeinrich/status/1748476109618819151
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 11:53 AM (RHGPo) ======== HEINRICH: What do you say to Republicans who are trying to impeach Mayorkas? BIDEN: I don't get it. HEINRICH: Do you think its unconstitutional? (NO ANSWER) HEINRICH: Do you think the border is secure? BIDEN: NO ITS NOT. HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE THING! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (GBKbO) *Decaprio meme from OUATIH* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (xcxpd) 255
"I can guarantee you that if Taiwan is invaded, those chip plants will be imploded.
- At least our military wouldn't be affected. Man, that would be stupid. Imagine putting your military equipment production entirely in the hands of a country that has said they're at war with you. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (942uw) 256
What concrete actions is Biden going to take against Mayorkas since he's obviously undermining the president's message?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Sounds like Mayorkas may be an insurrectionist!!! Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (JCZqz) 257
86 *buys scallops and lobster with EBT card*
That's not a joke, btw. It's my understanding that the only thing you can't buy is anything warm. $5 energy drinks? Go for it. Tom Collins mix? Have at it. Spend all $800 for your family of four. Go wild. My favorite part was Snopes tried their hardest and not only confirmed that a man bought $142 of steak and lobster with his food stamps, but they try to make the story that he got in trouble for selling it. snopes.com/fact-check/high-steaks/ Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:20 AM (yqqF2) True Story: about 12 or 13 years ago, I was at a local grocery. I was buyng some dried beans and some canned goods (that I can recall). I was not buying any meat or cheese. I was standing in line, counting PENNIES to make sure I had enough money to buy my meager food. This was when I was working full time. The younger POC woman in front of me had a baby with her: nice weave and nails, looked like a new coat, designer bag. All that. She emptied her full cart of high-end items... and then pulled out food stamps. I watched her get into a late model Escalade. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (Rbu5d) 258
Is there smoke coming out the top of her head?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (SzI2j) ------------- Speaking of cooking eggplant ... Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (kdJ+E) 259
248 Barbie is nominated for . . . Best Picture. Am I surprised? Not really.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:55 AM (iFTx/) ======= So was Women Talking last year. The 10 nominees thing has degraded even further the already degraded "honor" of being nominated. Top Gun Maverick was nominated last year, and no one thought it had a chance to win. Oppenheimer's going to walk away with Best Picture, not because of any opinion I have on the film but because it's sweeping awards season already. Barbie's director, Greta Gerwig, wasn't even nominated for Best Director. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (GBKbO) 260
Yeah a few plants are in the works, but they're still IN the works. It's the shortage of mundane chips that will really hurt, not the cutting edge stuff.
The really astonishing thing is Meta's announcement that they're buying 350,000 of NVidia's new AI chip, which cost about $30-40k each, for a total of something like $9B. However, they're also buying 650,000 other AI chips from AMD. The total cost for 2024 is expected to be in the range of $95B. They're shifting focus from VR to AGI, but don't worry, Zuck says he'll use AI responsibly. Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 11:58 AM (CsUN+) 261
I’ve noticed something recently. Apartments balconies have decorations. Which is weird to me. Back when I lived in Ana apartment itbwas temporary. didn’t decorate because who gives a fuck? I’m out of here in a few months.
But now I guess people live in apartments for years and years. It’s permanent so they decorate. Christmas lights, plants, patio furniture. In a rental. Weird. Or am I the weirdo for thinking it’s weird? lol. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:58 AM (U42yt) 262
Mainstream Republicans are starting to realize we are well and truly screwed, even Scott Johnson at Powerline
I enjoyed the Powerline semi-coup where the Week in Pictures guy won. Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 11:58 AM (2ocoG) 263
: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist
- Had to go yesterday but thanks for the Dagger Mini information. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:58 AM (942uw) 264
254 HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE THING!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:54 AM (GBKbO) *Decaprio meme from OUATIH* Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (xcxpd) ======== Remember the day we had the ability to post gifs? And I pissed off...everyone? Le sigh.... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:58 AM (GBKbO) 265
Imagine putting your military equipment production entirely in the hands of a country that has said they're at war with you.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (942uw) Tell me more. -- furiously masturbating DoD bureaucrats Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 23, 2024 11:58 AM (zhLdt) 266
The speed is what I'm questioning. What are they trying to do this all in time for?
It is funny. Is the year 2030 in some way sacred to the Satanists? Trump interrupted their 16-year plan, but you'd think they'd just tell everyone "new plan. 2034!" Posted by: t-bird at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (CSa9C) 267
Barely made it to the thread
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (fwDg9) 268
I did have a weird mole on the back of my head for a while that kept me from really short haircuts for a long time. Got that removed last year. But, Dolley likes the longer haircuts.
She likes it when I take a picture of Steve from Coupling with me to the barber to tell them to recreate that on top of my head. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:47 AM (GBKbO) Well as long as she's happy and as long as you have Coupling on DVD, all is well. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (xcxpd) 269
Also, the ringleaders are now all quite elderly and the supply of adrenochrome won't last forever.
There it is. They're so damned arrogant that its not enough for them to simply have things the way they want now. They want to permanently arrange things they way they want them after their deaths. Thats the hubris. They want a lasting political legacy - a permanent political impact and influence - after they're dead and buried. The Dickiest Generation. Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (2tdDi) 270
Any History experts care to point to a similar takeover of a country by uncontrolled immigrant invasion? Roman empire? I fear that the most relevant examples are in present-day western Europe: Sweden, France, England.
Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (Bjg9F) 271
They're shifting focus from VR to AGI, but don't worry, Zuck says he'll use AI responsibly.
Zuck *is* an AGI, so he'd know. Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (2ocoG) 272
268 Well as long as she's happy and as long as you have Coupling on DVD, all is well.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, anti-Marxist, buy ammo and keep your rifle by your side at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (xcxpd) ======== Our Season 2 discs are scratched the point of not being usable. I think Dolley bought them used off of Amazon before we started dating. We tend to watch on Amazon these days. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:00 PM (GBKbO) 273
119...seems like after I left the state it all went to shit.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 23, 2024 11:28 AM (YIxO9) So it's your fault... Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 12:00 PM (Rbu5d) 274
Zuck *is* an AGI, so he'd know.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 23, 2024 11:59 AM (2ocoG) That motherfucker ain't real. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 12:00 PM (aD39U) 275
3rd World people will bring their 3rd World habits
Crime, corruption, Socialism Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 12:00 PM (fwDg9) 276
long ago they picked 2030 as when their Perfect World would be in existence
Adding on to that, they probably picked 2030 because 2 0 3 0, whooooooaaaaaaaaa. Or Gwenyth Paltrow sold them on some astrology reason for that year or something. So they don't want to move the date. Also, the ringleaders are now all quite elderly and the supply of adrenochrome won't last forever. Posted by: Ian S. - I don't think this is too far off. We know they're deeply into the occult, so I wouldn't be shocked to find out 2030 ties to some Moloch or Satanist "stars aligning" celestial event. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 12:00 PM (942uw) 277
I've noticed that everywhere the bums set up housekeeping soon turns into a shitheap a hog would be ashamed of.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (pohLc) 278
I watched Barbie on Max. It had some funny moments espefially Ryan Gosling, but objectively it’s a meh movie. Since it’s all grrrrl power, of course it will win 10 Oscars.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (U42yt) 279
Lol. They're not afraid of losing power, ever.
They're using power for the reasons they seized it in the first place. This is the most tiresome hopium fantasy on the right, and you hear it constantly... "but, can't you see? This ceaseless rampage of wanton lawlessness and gleeful destruction means they're scared. They're on their back foot, boys!" Ridiculous. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (5hTI4) 280
I, and those I associate with celebrate this nation in accord and by the principles it has had since it's inception. We make absolutely no apology for our position. This will never change.
For those who despair of the current issues facing us, I'd suggest a look back through our history and you'll find we have met and prevailed over issues even more serious with an unbroken record of success. It's our heritage to continue the struggle of our predecessors to ensure the Republic endures. To surrender to despair inevitably results in defeat. You may or may not subscribe to my belief, doesn't matter, just know that belief will remain unchanged as long as I breathe. Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (KATBx) 281
259 248 Barbie is nominated for . . . Best Picture. Am I surprised? Not really.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 11:55 AM (iFTx/) ======= So was Women Talking last year. The 10 nominees thing has degraded even further the already degraded "honor" of being nominated. Top Gun Maverick was nominated last year, and no one thought it had a chance to win. Oppenheimer's going to walk away with Best Picture, not because of any opinion I have on the film but because it's sweeping awards season already. Barbie's director, Greta Gerwig, wasn't even nominated for Best Director. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (GBKbO) ______ I have no desire to see Oppenheimer and would sooner repeatedly slam my dick in a desk drawer than see Barbie or Women Talking. I did see last year's 2023 winner and thought while there was a good movie in there somewhere, the filmmakers took that good movie and fucked it in the ass, shat woke garbage all over it, and made the finished product a bag of shit. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (iFTx/) 282
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‘But, Dolley likes the longer haircuts. ‘ Combovers. Women love those. If you have hair anywhere on your head, you can have it •everywhere • on your head. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (jbnUc) Posted by: Don Black at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (geLO8) 284
279This is the most tiresome hopium fantasy on the right, and you hear it constantly... "but, can't you see? This ceaseless rampage of wanton lawlessness and gleeful destruction means they're scared. They're on their back foot, boys!"
Ridiculous. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (5hTI4) ======= Don't worry. We'll get the right candidate this time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO) 285
I am happy to see the illegal invaders raping, stealing, mooching, dealing, pooping, voting, gang banging, trespassing, squatting, assaulting and raping.
And it's only gonna get worse. Of which I will enjoy even more. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (EvkyC) 286
This is the most tiresome hopium fantasy on the right, and you hear it constantly... "but, can't you see? This ceaseless rampage of wanton lawlessness and gleeful destruction means they're scared. They're on their back foot, boys!"
Ridiculous. TL Shorter, less obnoxious version: I disagree. Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (CsUN+) 287
The younger POC woman in front of me had a baby with her: nice weave and nails, looked like a new coat, designer bag. All that. She emptied her full cart of high-end items... and then pulled out food stamps. I watched her get into a late model Escalade.
Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 11:57 AM (Rbu5d) ------------ When I live in Orange County over 10 years ago, nextdoor neighbor's son went to the local community college. One late night (after yet another party at the home) I heard him and some friends all talking about how they were all on food stamps. These were mostly middle class white kids still living at home with their parents -- most driving nicer cars than me and my wife -- and in homes at the time valued near $1 million. The Free Shit Army fraud must be off the charts ... Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (5vQXq) 288
This is the most tiresome hopium fantasy on the right, and you hear it constantly... "but, can't you see? This ceaseless rampage of wanton lawlessness and gleeful destruction means they're scared. They're on their back foot, boys!"
More "tiresome hopium fantasy" than the "if the Feds cross line X, it's the last straw, and the people will rise up in opposition!"? Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (JCZqz) 289
281 I have no desire to see Oppenheimer and would sooner repeatedly slam my dick in a desk drawer than see Barbie or Women Talking. I did see last year's 2023 winner and thought while there was a good movie in there somewhere, the filmmakers took that good movie and fucked it in the ass, shat woke garbage all over it, and made the finished product a bag of shit.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (iFTx/) ======== I think the key to unlocking the current Academy thinking at a group level is to think like a Film Bro: the kind of fervent fandom that's incredibly shallow and determined to bring notice to the underseen and underappreciated masterpieces of cinema: Pulp Fiction and The Dark Knight. It's the only solid explanation I can give for EEAAO last year and Oppenheimer sweeping the ancillary awards so far this year. I also think the 10 nominees spreads out the votes to the point where a film with 20-25% of the vote can win while every streamer is throwing tons of cash to win the award and become legit like a few years ago with Apple and CODA (a film they bought and didn't even produce). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (GBKbO) 290
This is the most tiresome hopium fantasy on the right, and you hear it constantly...
Been that way for as long as I can remember. The "everything's gonna' be allright" isn't satisfied with self-delusion. They insist the rest of us buy in. Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (2tdDi) 291
It also reveals a fatal misunderstanding of the opponent. They are not working in the same psychological framework. Fear is not a factor for them. Just the goal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (5hTI4) 292
And it's only gonna get worse. Of which I will enjoy even more. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (EvkyC) Worse, AND more widespread. There's the rub. Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 23, 2024 12:06 PM (Bjg9F) 293
Couple times going to this job in Wilmington passed by a underpass where it's a small homeless encampment. Avoid that way now
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 12:07 PM (fwDg9) 294
The malevolent-powerful people in this nation want to import third-worlders because those third-worlders have no expectation or experience with self-governance. They need to dilute the influence of those of us who are accustomed to liberty and order and mutual cooperation with the expectation that each person take responsibility for themselves.
Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2024 12:07 PM (Sf2cq) 295
179...That’s legal immigrants though. The millions of illegals…yeah not so much.
Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 11:40 AM (U42yt) Exactly my point. Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 23, 2024 12:08 PM (Rbu5d) 296
======= Don't worry. We'll get the right candidate this time. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (GBKbO) We already screwed up and didn't jump on the DeSantis bandwagon, so we're a failure and must be punished. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 12:08 PM (9gDA7) 297
I've noticed that everywhere the bums set up housekeeping soon turns into a shitheap a hog would be ashamed of.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (pohLc) Was downtown yesterday. Some democrat had sprayed their Bum Gravy all over the exterior of a Texican Taqueria and left a pile of Joe Biden a horse would be proud of. They even wiped their ass and left a big pile of shit paper on the sidewalk. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 12:08 PM (EvkyC) 298
I’ve noticed something recently. Apartments balconies have decorations. Which is weird to me. Back when I lived in Ana apartment itbwas temporary. didn’t decorate because who gives a fuck? I’m out of here in a few months.
But now I guess people live in apartments for years and years. It’s permanent so they decorate. Christmas lights, plants, patio furniture. In a rental. Weird. Or am I the weirdo for thinking it’s weird? lol. Posted by: Montec at January 23, 2024 *** I've been in my current dump for a bunch of years. Never saw a reason to decorate the exterior -- I don't have a porch or a balcony. Miss Linda keeps putting wreaths for the season on my door and Halloween stickers on my windows, though. If I were buying a condo, sure; and the first thing I'd do would be to put those little garden lights on stakes on both sides of the walkway up to my door. But I can't see the reason for it as things stand. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2024 12:09 PM (J2vNu) 299
I just can't imagine walking into another country and demanding housing, food, money, medical care, etc. And if that's not enough, just start looting. But this is what we have, 10's of millions of them, not afraid to make demands. Not at all. This is the mind set. This is what we are facing.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2024 12:09 PM (CmpAD) 300
We already screwed up and didn't jump on the DeSantis bandwagon, so we're a failure and must be punished.
You said it, not me. Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 12:09 PM (CsUN+) 301
16 When do they rename Illinois to Pritzkerville?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 23, 2024 11:04 AM (GiTcZ) I'll do my part! Posted by: JM in Ill -Pritzkerville -Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 23, 2024 12:09 PM (Bjg9F) 302
What I run into often is more the head in the sand syndrome. Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil and therefore no need to deal with evil.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 12:10 PM (pohLc) 303
296 We already screwed up and didn't jump on the DeSantis bandwagon, so we're a failure and must be punished.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 12:08 PM (9gDA7) ======== I'm still trying to figure out the best sword set to commit seppuku with. John Kasich forever! His stamp will live in my heart! He always delivers! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO) 304
The malevolent-powerful people in this nation want to import third-worlders because those third-worlders have no expectation or experience with self-governance.
Giving too much credit where it isn't due - at least regarding the semi-influential liberals I've had to be around. They support it as a virtue, nothing more. No regard for cause and effect, no inclination to examine the issue. They support it as a moral good, pure and simple. Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 23, 2024 12:10 PM (2tdDi) 305
Couple times going to this job in Wilmington passed by a underpass where it's a small homeless encampment. Avoid that way now
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 12:07 PM (fwDg9) On the drive from SeaTac airport down past Tacoma to Olympia, there used to be a few little homeless encampments. Now there aren't any...little ones that is. It's almost one continuing scar on the view. Posted by: Diogenes at January 23, 2024 12:10 PM (W/lyH) 306
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I'm still trying to figure out the best sword set to commit seppuku with. John Kasich forever! His stamp will live in my heart! He always delivers! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:10 PM (GBKbO) Ah, so you DID see my late post in the Morning News thread. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 12:11 PM (9gDA7) 307
As my boy reminds me, I have Boomer Optimism. In my heart of hearts, despite everything, I have not given up on The System.
Boy says that it is my fatal flaw. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 12:11 PM (aD39U) 308
3rd World people will bring their 3rd World habits Crime, corruption, Socialism Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 12:00 PM (fwDg9) Shitting in the middle of the street, scooping up gutter oil for your restaurant kitchen from the dumpster of the slaughterhouse next door... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2024 12:11 PM (n+4am) 309
I used to work with a man who immigrated here (legally, AFAIK) from Kenya. No, not Obama's dad. Anyway, he had some interesting opinions on American Blacks. Some of the comments would have made Nathan Bedford Forrest blush.
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at January 23, 2024 12:12 PM (L6YDh) 310
‘But, Dolley likes the longer haircuts. ‘
Combovers. Women love those. If you have hair anywhere on your head, you can have it •everywhere • on your head. Posted by: Dr. Claw at January 23, 2024 *** "Should I comb it over? Wear a hat? Just stop. This isn't 1970." ( -- Bosley TV and radio spots; to which I usually comment, "Oh, how I wish it were") Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 23, 2024 12:12 PM (J2vNu) 311
You may or may not subscribe to my belief, doesn't matter, just know that belief will remain unchanged as long as I breathe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (KATBx) Well said. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at January 23, 2024 12:12 PM (i24o9) 312
As my boy reminds me, I have Boomer Optimism. In my heart of hearts, despite everything, I have not given up on The System.
Boy says that it is my fatal flaw. He's right. Real men wallow in despair and say "nothing can be done". Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 12:12 PM (CsUN+) 313
You said it, not me. Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 12:09 PM (CsUN+) Well, being an accused cultist with lots of thoughts and statements shoved down my throat, it's only fair. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 12:12 PM (9gDA7) 314
I just can't imagine walking into another country and demanding housing, food, money, medical care, etc...
- Ah, you touched on it there. You're an American. It's outright repulsive to Americans. It's part of what makes Americans Americans. The sad part is realizing how many people who are born here have no problem with the same thing that the illegals demand. The republic isn't dying because of the government or politicians. America is dying because being an American is dying. Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 12:13 PM (942uw) 315
The Free Shit Army fraud must be off the charts ...
Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 12:05 PM (5vQXq) Almost every drug dealer, hooker, hood rat, gutter snipe and even high end call girls I know gets EBT. They laugh about it and are always looking to swap their cards for cash, among other things. Anyone thinks EBT and welfare "helps" anyone is a GD fool. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 23, 2024 12:13 PM (EvkyC) 316
289 281 I have no desire to see Oppenheimer and would sooner repeatedly slam my dick in a desk drawer than see Barbie or Women Talking.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (iFTx/) ======== I think the key to unlocking the current Academy thinking at a group level is to think like a Film Bro: the kind of fervent fandom that's incredibly shallow and determined to bring notice to the underseen and underappreciated masterpieces of cinema: Pulp Fiction and The Dark Knight. It's the only solid explanation I can give for EEAAO last year and Oppenheimer sweeping the ancillary awards so far this year. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Cap __________ I don't disagree, but I think the explanation might be simpler: EEAAO was super-woke, gay AF, stupidly weird for no point, pretentiously pretentious, and had lots of non-white actors. Perfect candidate for the retards and hack dipshits of the Academy. Oppenheimer I haven't seen, but it's the kind of movie -- like Good Will Hunting -- with a "The Science (TM)" plot that allows the hack retards voting on these awards to pretend to be smart and sophisticated. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/) 317
Well, being an accused cultist with lots of thoughts and statements shoved down my throat, it's only fair.
Posted by: Sponge That reminds me...Where's tonight's virgin sacrifice taking place? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 12:13 PM (9yWhg) 318
In addition to upholding the law, the sheriff is also charged with upholding the supreme law, the Constitution.
The law enforcement powers held by the sheriff supersede those of any agent, officer, elected official or employee from any level of government when in the jurisdiction of the county. Furthermore, it is this responsibility that grants a Sheriff the Constitutional authority to check and balance all levels of government within the jurisdiction of the County. Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (RHGPo) 319
I still can't get over that we have 3 former American presidents who are engaging in the willful destruction, the demolition of America. It's something I truly never thought I'd witness.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (mupln) 320
I don't disagree, but I think the explanation might be simpler: EEAAO was super-woke, gay AF, stupidly weird for no point, pretentiously pretentious, and had lots of non-white actors. Perfect candidate for the retards and hack dipshits of the Academy.
I watched the first 5 minutes and turned it off. My reaction: are you freaking kidding me? Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (CsUN+) 321
Boy says that it is my fatal flaw. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 12:11 PM (aD39U) I don't know, It beats the heck out of "It's all over. We're all going to die -which we are-but that's not what they mean-there is nothing I'm looking forward to or can celebrate in this life," said all day every day. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (Ki//m) 322
THE BOSS HAS A NOOD
Posted by: Skip at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (fwDg9) 323
Some of the comments would have made Nathan Bedford Forrest blush.
From what I've read, NBF quit the klan when it became a racist organization and disavowed it's beliefs. Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (pohLc) 324
They support it as a moral good, pure and simple.
Posted by: It Is What It Is at January 23, 2024 12:10 PM (2tdDi) You and I are describing different sets of people. You are describing the people who allow the actions of the people I am describing. Posted by: Emmie at January 23, 2024 12:15 PM (Sf2cq) 325
Well, being an accused cultist with lots of thoughts and statements shoved down my throat, it's only fair.
Posted by: Sponge That reminds me...Where's tonight's virgin sacrifice taking place? In the Trump temple foyer, right in front of the golden Trump idol. Posted by: Archimedes at January 23, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+) 326
I have no desire to see Oppenheimer and would sooner repeatedly slam my dick in a desk drawer than see Barbie or Women Talking.
Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 12:02 PM (iFTx/) Heh. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 23, 2024 12:15 PM (9gDA7) 327
there is nothing I'm looking forward to or can celebrate in this life
Posted by: FenelonSpoke As long as there are boobs, this will not be the case for me. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 12:15 PM (9yWhg) 328
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280 I, and those I associate with celebrate this nation in accord and by the principles it has had since it's inception. We make absolutely no apology for our position. This will never change. For those who despair of the current issues facing us, I'd suggest a look back through our history and you'll find we have met and prevailed over issues even more serious with an unbroken record of success. It's our heritage to continue the struggle of our predecessors to ensure the Republic endures. To surrender to despair inevitably results in defeat. You may or may not subscribe to my belief, doesn't matter, just know that belief will remain unchanged as long as I breathe. Posted by: irongrampa at January 23, 2024 12:01 PM (KATBx) You are a continuing inspiration. Posted by: JM in Ill -Pritzkerville -Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 23, 2024 12:15 PM (Bjg9F) 329
> The Free Shit Army fraud must be off the charts ...
____________ With the massive influx of illegals you've no idea how off the charts it is. However, the charter members of the free shit army know, and they are royally pissed off at being shoved out of the front of the line. The black 'n brown race war brewing is going to be lit. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 23, 2024 12:16 PM (Q4IgG) 330
Furthermore, it is this responsibility that grants a Sheriff the Constitutional authority to check and balance all levels of government within the jurisdiction of the County.
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2024 12:14 PM (RHGPo) We have an elected office here called Constable. It exists to arrest the Sheriff, if needed. It basically serves no other purpose. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 12:16 PM (aD39U) 331
316 I don't disagree, but I think the explanation might be simpler: EEAAO was super-woke, gay AF, stupidly weird for no point, pretentiously pretentious, and had lots of non-white actors. Perfect candidate for the retards and hack dipshits of the Academy.
Oppenheimer I haven't seen, but it's the kind of movie -- like Good Will Hunting -- with a "The Science (TM)" plot that allows the hack retards voting on these awards to pretend to be smart and sophisticated. Posted by: Elric Blade at January 23, 2024 12:13 PM (iFTx/) ========= I'm only on the edges of Film Bro culture (it's mostly on Twitter, and I pretty much just use Twitter to promote posts and such), but the love for that film, EEAAO, was...incredible. People talking like it changed them, like it was the only movie to really make them feel anything. It was also full of dildo jokes with Asian characters and the acceptance of a gay daughter, for sure, but lots of woke stuff doesn't get that traction. EEAAO was the biggest winner of ancillary awards up to the Oscars...ever. It tapped into something for a lot of people in the industry. Being woke wasn't all of it, it was definitely part of it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 23, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO) 332
"Everything is going to shit and there nothing anyone can do to stop it. Weeeee!"
I mean, it's quite delusional as far as worldviews go, i admit, but at least it helps me get through the day. Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2024 12:17 PM (9UlRk) 333
As long as we're doing a morning rant... has anyone else noticed a format change in Ace of Spades that makes this site almost impossible to read on a phone? It's formatted for a wide screen now. To make it readable, I have to scroll left and right (!) to read each line. Soon this will become so tedious I'll wander off somewhere else... after 16 years here!
Posted by: bradc at January 23, 2024 12:18 PM (ZP28K) 334
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 23, 2024 12:15 PM (9yWhg)
There are boobs here every day. Some are mammaries on the bodies of girls doing their darndest to make a buck on the internet, some are other posters and some are trolls. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2024 12:19 PM (Ki//m) 335
Hey, I'm one of the aforementioned Illinois Republicans.
I promise you, we're not weak-willed, liberal, globalist leaning Republicans. Those of us who remain are the the most jaded MAGA Republicans around. Many of us are waiting for the collapse, so that there will be someone with some balls around to pickup the pieces afterwards. Adam Kinzinger (whatever his name is) was also an Illinois Republican, from a Republican family. There's a reason his family has disowned his worthless ass. Posted by: Sherwin Amiran at January 23, 2024 12:20 PM (oru+N) 336
As my boy reminds me, I have Boomer Optimism. In my heart of hearts, despite everything, I have not given up on The System.
Boy says that it is my fatal flaw. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 23, 2024 12:11 PM (aD39U) -------------- Romanticism used to also be a hallmark quality of being an American. As black-pilled and cynical as I am -- like Fox Mulder, "I Want To Believe." Posted by: ShainS -- I did not come here to guide lambs, I came here to awaken lions at January 23, 2024 12:20 PM (5vQXq) 337
299 I just can't imagine walking into another country and demanding housing, food, money, medical care, etc. And if that's not enough, just start looting. But this is what we have, 10's of millions of them, not afraid to make demands. Not at all. This is the
---- The only way out is to stop all free shit and when they turn to crime, arrest and deport. The George Floyd ahit killed law enforcement. This is the major fallacy of communism: everybody wants the free shit and nobody wants to earn it. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 23, 2024 12:20 PM (e+ckn) 338
. Soon this will become so tedious I'll wander off somewhere else... after 16 years here!
Posted by: bradc at January 23, 2024 12:18 PM (ZP28K) Can you turn your phone sideways? Increase the font size? Posted by: JM in Ill -Pritzkerville -Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 23, 2024 12:22 PM (ZPiMw) 339
A movie called Women Talking? I thought the attraction of going to a cinema was to escape reality for a couple of hours.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at January 23, 2024 12:24 PM (fs1hN) 340
299 I just can't imagine walking into another country and demanding housing, food, money, medical care, etc.
The word went out from the arrivals in 2021: Come on in, the water's fine! Posted by: JM in Ill -Pritzkerville -Behold the Manchurian Candidate at January 23, 2024 12:24 PM (ZPiMw) Posted by: Nikki Haley - Texas is grateful the pro-freedom Good Guys won the Civil War at January 23, 2024 12:33 PM (942uw) 342
As long as we're doing a morning rant... has anyone else noticed a format change in Ace of Spades that makes this site almost impossible to read on a phone? It's formatted for a wide screen now. To make it readable, I have to scroll left and right (!) to read each line. Soon this will become so tedious I'll wander off somewhere else... after 16 years here!
Posted by: bradc at January 23, 2024 12:18 PM (ZP28K) Phone? Huh. Guess I'm old fashioned in using a laptop for internet and blog stuff. Posted by: thatcrazyyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 23, 2024 12:35 PM (iODuv) 343
Having a detailed written contract helps. But if you get a scumbag tenant, you would still have to go to court to get him out and it could take months or even years. And in the meantime, the scumbag isn't paying rent and probably trashing your place. Don't ask me how I know . .
So it seems like a solution is for the property owner to not get the cops involved, but rather go immediately to surveillance mode and be prepared to empty the house of contents at a moments notice, and then bring in some furniture of your own and wait for the scum bags to to show back up. Then they have a choice, call the cops and never see their possessions again, or shut up and move on and tell them where their possessions can be found. The root of this problem is that these scumbags aren't prosecuted and thrown in prison for theft after months of court proceedings proves that they were scammers. Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at January 23, 2024 01:02 PM (czkmI) 344
Margot Robbie was better in The Wolf of Wall Street.
Posted by: Theodore at January 23, 2024 01:10 PM (pGonq) 345
342 As long as we're doing a morning rant... has anyone else noticed a format change in Ace of Spades that makes this site almost impossible to read on a phone? It's formatted for a wide screen now. To make it readable, I have to scroll left and right (!) to read each line. Soon this will become so tedious I'll wander off somewhere else... after 16 years here!
Posted by: bradc at January 23, 2024 12:18 PM (ZP28K) I haven't had that problem on my phone. I zoom in on the page enough to remove the sidebars, but that's it. The main articles look fine on an Android phone using Brave. Posted by: Octochicken at January 23, 2024 01:13 PM (oCS0o) 346
338 JM replied to me...
Can you turn your phone sideways? Increase the font size? Tried. Floating ads take up the bottom of the screen. When I turn the phone sideways, those ads take up most of the screen. There is no control button to remove them. Increasing the font size only means I have to scroll left and right even more. But thanks for the suggestions! I'm hoping somebody at Ace of Spades HQ is paying attention and is willing to test their code on the Android versions that are being used out here. Posted by: bradc at January 23, 2024 01:23 PM (ZP28K) 347
Oak Brook is...was a beautiful suburb. Lots of middle class people along with the rich. I have been to the mall there many times, shopped at stores that have been looted.
I was even thinking about moving there, safe from the chaos of Chicago. Nope. Not gonna happen. The whole state, like CA and NY, is f**ked. Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2024 01:31 PM (G1dq6) Posted by: PJ at January 23, 2024 01:33 PM (G1dq6) 349
Just make shop liftying a capital crime. Execution mandatory and on the spot.
Posted by: Fred at January 23, 2024 02:22 PM (EcD5Y) 350
Wow. "Wetbacks"
This blog has really sunk to new levels. Ace used to care about straight up racism on his site. Apparently those days are over. Posted by: Racists gonna racist at January 24, 2024 02:01 AM (TOy8h) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0653 seconds. |
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