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A Month's Darning
Enoch Wood Perry

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 1

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

3 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2024 09:30 AM (HCL3E)

4 Darn it!

Posted by: Sock at January 26, 2024 09:30 AM (NBVIP)

5 She is busy as a bee
Nicely done

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 09:31 AM (fwDg9)

6 A month's darning is less than a week's worth of damning in my house.

My mom darned everything - nothing was thrown out until it could only be found in the dryer's lint trap.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:31 AM (IaTa3)

7 When she's done with that pile, tell her to stop by my place.

I have some socks she can work on...And maybe a shirt or two.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:32 AM (7fElN)

8 She's got some junk in that trunk.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

9 A real woman at work, da!
Socks are expensive in the Bai-Den ekonomy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 26, 2024 09:32 AM (hOUT3)

10 Very nice. Peaceful, even, except for the thoughts churning inside her head, which are not kindly toward the sock wearer.

Posted by: huerfano at January 26, 2024 09:32 AM (Q4KYm)

11 DARN SOX!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 09:32 AM (ENQN6)

12 I hate sock puppets!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (hOUT3)

13 Orange socks?

Posted by: BignJames at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

14 She'd better think twice about letting that ivy climb up the wall like that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (T+Iwg)

15 Pleasant, homey scene. I like it. Would hang.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (Wnv9h)

16 I don't see a dog in this picture, but I can see evidence of one, based on the size of the holes in the socks...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (7fElN)

17 The MET

Title: A Month's Darning

Artist: Enoch Wood Perry (1831–1915)

Date: 1876

Culture: American

Medium: Watercolor, gouache, and gum arabic on off-white wove paper

Dimensions: 20 x 15 3/4 in. (50.8 x 40 cm)

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (ENQN6)

18 In Soviet Russia socks darn you!

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (NBVIP)

19 Very nice and calming. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 26, 2024 09:34 AM (Ki//m)

20 This is nice- I would hang this in the hall adjacent to the maids' quarters



STEVENS!
another sherry, there's a good chap

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:34 AM (geLO8)

21 My Mom, Depression-era kid, always darned socks. One time she needed a new darning egg. When she asked a clerk at the store where she could find one, the clerk had no idea what she was talking about.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 09:34 AM (9yWhg)

22 13 Orange socks?
Posted by: BignJames


Easier to find when the grid goes down and there are no lights!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 26, 2024 09:34 AM (hOUT3)

23 "I simply can't do it today, dear. I'm up to my elbows in tattered muffs."

Posted by: red speck at January 26, 2024 09:34 AM (0Id0S)

24 She sews socks that smell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2024 09:35 AM (63Dwl)

25 The critic for the “New-York Tribune” found the woman’s head to be “the best part” of the composition and only regretted “that the sweet-faced girl . . . should have such large-footed men-folks to darn for.”

Maybe she likes what Big Feet men also have.


Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 09:35 AM (ENQN6)

26 So how much does she charge?

Posted by: Get it out of the way early at January 26, 2024 09:35 AM (NBVIP)

27 My Mom, Depression-era kid, always darned socks. One time she needed a new darning egg. When she asked a clerk at the store where she could find one, the clerk had no idea what she was talking about.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Your dear Mother was a darning maniac if she wore out the egg!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:35 AM (IaTa3)

28 26
$20, same as in town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 26, 2024 09:36 AM (hOUT3)

29
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2024 09:36 AM (MoZTd)

30 She likes big feet and she cannot lie.

Posted by: Sir Soxalot at January 26, 2024 09:36 AM (NBVIP)

31 If you have expensive running exercise sox

1. let them air dry
2. do not roll them together as it will stretch them out

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 09:37 AM (ENQN6)

32 Nice advert for Singer....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2024 09:37 AM (Q4IgG)

33 "I simply can't do it today, dear. I'm up to my elbows in tattered muffs."
Posted by: red speck


What is, what does a frisky old man at the home say?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:37 AM (IaTa3)

34 A sweet lady working with yarn
Had occasion to one fellow warn
"I'll knit something fair
But I shall not repair
Because frankly, I don't give a darn!"

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 26, 2024 09:38 AM (OUMaO)

35
In Soviet Russia socks darn you!
Posted by: As any school child can tell you at January 26, 2024 09:33 AM (NBVIP)


No socks. Portyanki.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2024 09:38 AM (MoZTd)

36 So she's darned if she does and...

Posted by: Could be a limerick in there somewhere at January 26, 2024 09:38 AM (NBVIP)

37 Yes, but how good are her sammiches?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 26, 2024 09:38 AM (RIvkX)

38 I'm up to my elbows in tattered muffs.


Snuzzes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 09:39 AM (9yWhg)

39

I wish Frank would quit jacking off in his socks...

Posted by: Mom at January 26, 2024 09:39 AM (7/wNx)

40 My Mom, Depression-era kid, always darned socks. One time she needed a new darning egg. When she asked a clerk at the store where she could find one, the clerk had no idea what she was talking about.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Your dear Mother was a darning maniac if she wore out the egg!
Posted by: Tonypete


You couldn't do that today even if you wanted to.
Today's socks don't start out thick enough. By the time you wear a hole in them, the whole sock is threadbare.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:39 AM (GIBR7)

41 Nice Bro Tim

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 09:39 AM (ENQN6)

42
I pulled a load of laundry from the dryer this morning and - mirabile dictu! - the socks all matched up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (MoZTd)

43 Needs a cat.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

44 Your dear Mother was a darning maniac if she wore out the egg!
Posted by: Tonypete


I don't know if she wore it out or just lost it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (9yWhg)

45 Thought bubble: "Maybe I should have WASHED these socks before sticking my hands into them!"

Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (2k6I6)

46 A sweet lady working with yarn
Had occasion to one fellow warn
"I'll knit something fair
But I shall not repair
Because frankly, I don't give a darn!"
Posted by: Brother Tim


Golf clap!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (GIBR7)

47 Merino wool.

Posted by: Darn Tough at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (NBVIP)

48 Okay, I'll ask: Other than being $20, same as in town, what is a darning egg?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (T+Iwg)

49 Nice! Love all the detail, and the subject is very peaceful (which is welcome in this day and age). But probably wouldn't hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (nZ0gk)

50 how come dryer lint is all one color

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (geLO8)

51 I pulled a load of laundry from the dryer this morning and - mirabile dictu! - the socks all matched up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A true sign of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (IaTa3)

52 Now we just throw the socks out and buy new ones on Amazon. Progress!

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (3noVV)

53 50 how come dryer lint is all one color
----------------
Grey supremacy.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (pZ64F)

54 A fine painting. One flaw that distracts from its overall excellence is the wallpaper around the head. It's as if there were some sort of coverup.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 09:42 AM (J3ryZ)

55 The red sock looks like it has a hole in it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2024 09:42 AM (NpAcC)

56
what is a darning egg?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


A piece of rounded wood, usually with a handle, so the toe or heel of the sock could be stretched on it for darning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2024 09:42 AM (MoZTd)

57 >>Okay, I'll ask: Other than being $20, same as in town, what is a darning egg?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
---


it's a thing you hold inside a sock to give it shape while you repair a hole with needle and thread

they have them on Amazon

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:42 AM (geLO8)

58 Socks? Socks? More fucking socks? Can I have a pair of pants just once please!!

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 09:42 AM (U42yt)

59 Socks....

I wear a hole in the heals in about a month, maybe less.

I buy 'em in bulk.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (Q4IgG)

60 Her plants seem to be thriving.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (NpAcC)

61 I pulled a load of laundry from the dryer this morning and - mirabile dictu! - the socks all matched up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A true sign of the Apocalypse.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:41 AM (IaTa3)
---
Or the Rapture...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (7fElN)

62 Why doesn't she just get on her phone and order more Chinese socks from Jeff Bezos?

Sock darning has become a lost art like Hat blocking, Shoe resoling, and...

Posted by: One Hour Martinizing at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (V5BDR)

63 Okay, I'll ask: Other than being $20, same as in town, what is a darning egg?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher


Rounded ball that goes into the toe of a sock when darning. It gives the needle something to bounce off of and come right back out instead of going completely thru to the other side, thereby sewing the sock shut.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (GIBR7)

64 I wonder what the threshold is in the brain that causes one painting to look photorealistic and another -- no matter how detailed and well rendered -- to look flat and more like an illustration for a children's book. Is it the rendering itself? Is it the way our minds perceive only certain things in focus at a time as we scan? Is it how we stitch together color and detail to understand a scene?

This is a beautiful piece, but it's hard to see it as anything other than three elements stuck together: the woman, the basket of socks, and the plants in the window. Each element is done well, but it still comes off as a Colorform to me.

Posted by: red speck at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (0Id0S)

65 Ah. Figured it was something like that.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (T+Iwg)

66 Okay, I'll ask: Other than being $20, same as in town, what is a darning egg?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

A roundish or oval piece of (usually) wood that the darner slips into the sock so she has something to support the stitches when she is working to put them in.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (IaTa3)

67 Years ago I worked in a hosiery mill - one that made sport specific socks. New employees, regardless of what your job was - accounting, IT, or production - all went through a week long orientation program. We all had to learn about the yarns that went into socks, and even handknit a sock. They were one of the few companies that stitched the heel (called a Y gore) as opposed to stretching/ironing the form of a heel into the sock.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (N39Ws)

68 By the time you wear a hole in them, the whole sock is threadbare.
Posted by: rickb223


You haven't seen my toenails. (Which is a good thing, by the way.) They usually poke a hoe in the toe while the rest of the sock is still OK.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (9yWhg)

69
Fox In Socks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2024 09:44 AM (MoZTd)

70 I've sewn up holes in my socks, but it looks more like the work of a first-year med student practicing his craft on the face of a German duelist who requested a particularly jagged scar.

Posted by: PabloD at January 26, 2024 09:44 AM (2k6I6)

71 Laundry day:
https://youtu.be/MY-VPcEZFEk

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 26, 2024 09:44 AM (NBVIP)

72 Wow, there are a bunch of old farts on this thread this morning.

Oh, a thread about a Darning painting?

nice.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:44 AM (IaTa3)

73 Wig Wam socks are pretty good

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (geLO8)

74 You haven't seen my toenails. (Which is a good thing, by the way.) They usually poke a hoe in the toe while the rest of the sock is still OK.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Dewalt angle grinder.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (GIBR7)

75 I like the painting very much, in spite of the fact that I haven't worn socks since retirement.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (MeG8a)

76 Mom used a burned out light bulb for a darning egg.

Posted by: torabora at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (qkyXi)

77 Rounded ball that goes into the toe of a sock when darning. It gives the needle something to bounce off of and come right back out instead of going completely thru to the other side, thereby sewing the sock shut.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (GIBR7)
----
Humans are incredibly clever when it comes to inventing simple, effective devices to make their work easier.

I'm sure the Left will get around to banning darning eggs sooner or later...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)

78
Darn It, I'm Late For Church - a limerick

There once was a woman named Foley
The wife of a noted parolee
We knew she warn't no fool
'Cause she went to Sunday School
Always wearing socks that were holy!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (991eG)

79 All went well, until she picked up her teenage son's "special" sock

Posted by: Bruce at January 26, 2024 09:46 AM (vd8XM)

80 I'll repair a sock (mine fail at the heel) once
2nd failure, I toss it

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:46 AM (geLO8)

81

What do sock monkeys jack off into?

Posted by: Ped Xing at January 26, 2024 09:46 AM (7/wNx)

82 >I'm sure the Left will get around to banning darning eggs sooner or later...


what about cage-fee darning eggs

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:47 AM (geLO8)

83 speling fale

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:47 AM (geLO8)

84 Mom used a burned out light bulb for a darning egg.
Posted by: torabora


Nice re-use.
Not trying to turn this into a Best of Depression Era Re-use thread, but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:47 AM (GIBR7)

85

Are your darning eggs organic free range?


*sniff*

Posted by: Karen at January 26, 2024 09:48 AM (7/wNx)

86 I don't think ever seen a darning egg

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 09:48 AM (fwDg9)

87 Y Gore?

Posted by: Abbie Normal at January 26, 2024 09:48 AM (63Dwl)

88
The Right Apparel - a limerick

Golfing can be ever so much fun
But there 's really lots of planning to be done
For instance- what to wear
How 'bout socks? I've got a pair
But darn it! I've got a hole in one!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 09:48 AM (991eG)

89 I'm too lazy to actually store my socks in an organized manner. I just toss the clean socks into a plastic bin in my closet and pick out a likely matching pair when it's time to wear them.

My cat Kaylee LOVES hanging out in my closet's sock bin. It's one of her favorite napping places. Which is normally fine, except she throws up on my clean socks every once in a while...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:48 AM (7fElN)

90 No Dog.
No Ships.
No Soldiers.

Not art.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 09:49 AM (UnA8+)

91 >I don't think ever seen a darning egg


me either
now I want one

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:49 AM (geLO8)

92 Not trying to turn this into a Best of Depression Era Re-use thread, but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223

Those old ladies wouldn't throw anything out. When I sold the family farm, we had two full sized barns full of worn out everything. I mean, it couldn't have been reused even if you were willing to do it.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:50 AM (IaTa3)

93 Mom would get mad at us kids stealing her darning egg and using it as a grenade when playing army.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2024 09:50 AM (ViCCR)

94 I have a pair of slipper socks that I knit a while ago. One heel is completely gone. I'm still trying to decide if I am able to reknit that section. It's a thing that is possible, I just don't know if *I* can do it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2024 09:50 AM (nC+QA)

95 >>>What do sock monkeys jack off into?

Posted by: Ped Xing

>Drive-thru caffe lattes?

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 09:50 AM (J3ryZ)

96 I don't think ever seen a darning egg
Posted by: Skip


Darning egg at Joann Fabrics

http://tinyurl.com/mwsnajxm

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:50 AM (GIBR7)

97 Mom would get mad at us kids stealing her darning egg and using it as a grenade when playing army.
Posted by: olddog


Oh, that's fantastic!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 09:51 AM (9yWhg)

98 Dewalt angle grinder.

Posted by: rickb223
==============

Last week Harbor Fright was giving away grinders with a $50 plus purchase.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2024 09:51 AM (2HSPn)

99 There's beautiful colors on the floor and in the window. But the wall is drab and dull.

Weird.

Posted by: dantesed at January 26, 2024 09:51 AM (88xKn)

100 the burning question is, when you darn a sock, do you turn the sock inside out

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:51 AM (geLO8)

101 Those old ladies wouldn't throw anything out. When I sold the family farm, we had two full sized barns full of worn out everything. I mean, it couldn't have been reused even if you were willing to do it.
Posted by: Tonypete


I'm not quite as bad.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:52 AM (GIBR7)

102 Why darn a sock, when you should be damning a sock?

No mealy-mouthedness, be aggressive.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 09:52 AM (UnA8+)

103 Love the patina on the terracotta pots.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 26, 2024 09:52 AM (NpAcC)

104 If this woman can darn my speedos with an extra room, she's a keeper.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 09:52 AM (J3ryZ)

105 There's beautiful colors on the floor and in the window. But the wall is drab and dull.

Weird.
Posted by: dantesed

-

You can scrub the floor.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 09:52 AM (k1AR8)

106 I really like the window herb garden she has.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 26, 2024 09:52 AM (3CCua)

107 Intel’s earning shit the bed and INTC is down 12% this morning. But worry not comrades our economy is the best it ever was, according to the NYT.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (U42yt)

108 Same.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (nC+QA)

109 I think I'll just stay here and darn.

Posted by: Merle Haggard at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (RC3Cq)

110 In this turtorial they use a baseball bat to darn a sock.

https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/
how-to-darn-a-sock-1106645

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (ViCCR)

111 64 I wonder what the threshold is in the brain that causes one painting to look photorealistic and another -- no matter how detailed and well rendered -- to look flat and more like an illustration for a children's book. Is it the rendering itself? Is it the way our minds perceive only certain things in focus at a time as we scan? Is it how we stitch together color and detail to understand a scene?

This is a beautiful piece, but it's hard to see it as anything other than three elements stuck together: the woman, the basket of socks, and the plants in the window. Each element is done well, but it still comes off as a Colorform to me.
Posted by: red speck at January 26, 2024 09:43 AM (0Id0S)

A work can look the way it does because of the artist's technique, skill, the media he's using, or his artistic philosophy -- or a combination of all of the above.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

112 well, the wall is in shadow

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (geLO8)

113 Those old ladies wouldn't throw anything out. When I sold the family farm, we had two full sized barns full of worn out everything. I mean, it couldn't have been reused even if you were willing to do it.
Posted by: Tonypete


We bought a farm adjacent to land that we already owned. When my brother went in to take a look at the barn, it was full of dirty diapers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (9yWhg)

114 Morning, art folk,

This is pleasant with its various textures (cotton, wool, the basket, the woman's hair, and the plants).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

115 Wish my mother was still around, the elbow is out on three of my sweaters.

Posted by: From about That Time at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (4780s)

116 the burning question is, when you darn a sock, do you turn the sock inside out
Posted by: Don Black


Yes.

Turn the sock inside out and pull it over a darning egg or mushroom. Darning eggs are wooden ovals that maintain the curved shape of the sock and hold the hole in place so you can make clean stitches (mushrooms are similar but have a base to stand the egg on).

http://tinyurl.com/msv5yjuu

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (GIBR7)

117 Is the woman's 'dress' a house dress or her PJs?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (IaTa3)

118 I have six older brothers. Mom used to buy the large economy sized bags of socks. She assigned each of us boys a different color of thread and would then mark all the socks with several turns of thread of the designated color at the top edge. Made folding and sorting clothes on laundry day much easier. I seem to recall I was orange, but it was long ago.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)

119 No shortcuts taken in this painting. This is an artist who wasn't afraid of work.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (g4WLj)

120 There's beautiful colors on the floor and in the window. But the wall is drab and dull.

Weird.
Posted by: dantesed

-

You can scrub the floor.

--------

Sorry, I did that wrong.

"The artists use of the deep ambers and blues on the floor indicate the brevity of life and the quick passage of time, trod underfoot, while the viewer notices that the objects at eye-level have become faded and neglected. The use of green here is indicative of the color yellow, which artists recognize as meaning they like blue."

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (k1AR8)

121 I've never darned socks, but I do see how it can be relaxing. I know several folks that are into knitting and they just seem as relaxed as can be when they are sitting there, chatting away while their hands are busy.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)

122 Humans are incredibly clever when it comes to inventing simple, effective devices to make their work easier.

I'm sure the Left will get around to banning darning eggs sooner or later...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:45 AM (7fElN)

I use the cap from a Gatorade bottle. Held in place by yarn or a rubber band.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2024 09:55 AM (nC+QA)

123 I use my old, worn out socks to clean the grates on the grill. Maybe once or twice, then in the trash they go.

Other's I'll cut into small pieces to use to clean stuff... mostly guns, hand tools and the like (cotton socks, not wool ones.) Again, when used-up... trash.

Unmatched, single socks without holes get used for storing stuff I don't want to get scratched or dirty... work glasses for example.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2024 09:55 AM (Q4IgG)

124 110 In this turtorial they use a baseball bat to darn a sock.

https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/
how-to-darn-a-sock-1106645
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (ViCCR)

Aaaah...hats for bats. Gracias.

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at January 26, 2024 09:55 AM (T+Iwg)

125 107 Intel’s earning shit the bed and INTC is down 12% this morning. But worry not comrades our economy is the best it ever was, according to the NYT.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 09:53 AM (U42yt)

According to Pixy, Intel's chips suck right now. Consume way too much power in comparison to AMD, and perform worse.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 26, 2024 09:55 AM (N39Ws)

126 The flowers in the window are nice. I wonder what they are. I think I see an ivy and a geranium.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2024 09:55 AM (OyyDO)

127 Humans are incredibly clever when it comes to inventing simple, effective devices to make their work easier.

-

(prints this out to show my family the next time they joke about me being cheap)

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (k1AR8)

128 Remember crime is a right sing conspiracy theory…

OAKLAND, Calif. - Kaiser Permanente, Oakland's largest private employer, has issued a memo directing workers in downtown Oakland to stay in their buildings for lunch and work, in response to street robberies of workers who went out to grab something to eat.

Workers are told to bring their own food or have it delivered.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (U42yt)

129
Meh

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (X4yCj)

130 Willowed:

Hey Sefton, where do you comment over there at Tiki? I've looked twice now and I ain't been smart enough to find something that says "Comments"....
Posted by: SSBN 656

JJ submits full articles there
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2024 09:16 AM (qURpC)


I'd do a Rothlesburger sock about how it's funny because when I said "where do you comment", I was talking about me/us, and where do we comment on JJ's article, not "Hey, JJ, where do you, JJ, write comments over there?", but there's no time for that now.

Now, I just want to know where you comment over there, exactly.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (5AVMW)

131 but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09

Um. I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (lSfFP)

132 every man should know how to repair a sock and sew on a button

back when I would go camping, I always took a sewing kit

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (geLO8)

133 121 I've never darned socks, but I do see how it can be relaxing. I know several folks that are into knitting and they just seem as relaxed as can be when they are sitting there, chatting away while their hands are busy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)

People can chat when they knit? When I crochet, I need complete silence.

Posted by: Kris at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (OyyDO)

134 128 Remember crime is a right wing conspiracy theory…

OAKLAND, Calif. - Kaiser Permanente, Oakland's largest private employer, has issued a memo directing workers in downtown Oakland to stay in their buildings for lunch and work, in response to street robberies of workers who went out to grab something to eat.

Workers are told to bring their own food or have it delivered.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (U42yt)

=======

No crime is a normal part of life in the big city. If you can't take it, you are weak and should just bug out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (GBKbO)

135 119.

I knew a gal who worked as an art professor here in my hometown for some time, and I asked her why Rembrandt Van Rijn died broke, considering that he was one of the most renowned European portrait painters in his own lifetime. She said it was because he worked in a format and manner that took so long to complete one painting, he never would have made a living on his artwork at all had he not enjoyed a lot of patronage.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (aCVzN)

136 IIRC Intel also tried to just re-badge some processors from the last generation and sell them as low power versions of new processors. Gosh, I wonder why folks aren't buying the ones that cost $100 more?

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (k1AR8)

137 Lovely. The image doesn't show, but suggests, the tale of the fiber from soil to socks. For example.
Our essentials were formerly supplied by ourselves, before the income tax bled off its evil vampire's share.
Off topic, but still essential... I'm in Tel Aviv tonight, and this is the best reaction I've seen to the South African self-beclowning: http://tinyurl.com/36narmf3

Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (eWC/r)

138 She is sewing up the dick holes in her underwear.

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (EvkyC)

139 Speak a little loudr,sir, I'm very hard of hearing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (CnLzB)

140 128.

When Kaiser employees start having their food delivered, the robbers will just start robbing the delivery vehicles.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (aCVzN)

141 a memo directing workers in downtown Oakland to stay in their buildings for lunch and work

That memo will do wonders for recruiting.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (g4WLj)

142 You maniacs! You blew it up! Darn you!

Posted by: George "Bright eyes" Taylor at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (og5mY)

143 140 128.

When Kaiser employees start having their food delivered, the robbers will just start robbing the delivery vehicles.
Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (aCVzN)

========

Armed guards for food delivery on the same scale as armed guards for cash deposit trucks.

That's just life in the big city. If you can't deal with it, then get out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 09:59 AM (GBKbO)

144 Now, I just want to know where you comment over there, exactly.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 09:56
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I didn't see a way to comment there either. I guess you could comment on their Farcebook page. JJ's article was the first link there.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 26, 2024 09:59 AM (ViCCR)

145 She is sewing up the dick holes in her underwear.

Would Hang.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Um. . . . She may be doing the sex thing wrong.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:00 AM (IaTa3)

146 a memo directing workers in downtown Oakland to stay in their buildings for lunch and work

That memo will do wonders for recruiting.
Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (g4WLj)
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How soon until those building become heavily fortified complexes? With armed guards and tower defenses?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 10:00 AM (7fElN)

147 I finally had to give up on the kurti I've been doing visible mending on for long enough to probably count as performance art. The fabric was so worn the left seam and arm seam had essentially worn away. The original embroidery was starting to tear the fabric. I would have needed to sew a whole new kurti as a foundation, and that's more than I'm willing to do.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2024 10:00 AM (nC+QA)

148 Those old ladies wouldn't throw anything out. When I sold the family farm, we had two full sized barns full of worn out everything. I mean, it couldn't have been reused even if you were willing to do it.
Posted by: Tonypete



I'm on a cast iron cooking group on Facebook.
I tell people all the time, if you don't know the provenance of a piece, always test for lead.

Cast iron skillets for cooking are in the house. (Estate sales and look like they were just used)

Cast iron skillets that are rusty and found in a barn were great-granddad's for melting lead and making shot or fishing weights.

Reason being, they didn't have the money to run down to Sears and buy a skillet or pan just for making shot. They used an old one and got another one later.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:00 AM (GIBR7)

149 When you repair a sock, don't you just sew the hole closed with a bunch of, um... stitches that connect the two separated halves of the hole?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 10:01 AM (5AVMW)

150 I've never darned socks, but I do see how it can be relaxing. I know several folks that are into knitting and they just seem as relaxed as can be when they are sitting there, chatting away while their hands are busy.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (7fElN)


Yeah, there was a group of older ladies at my former church who would get together in the narthex every Saturday morning and knit and chat. Sometimes I would happen to be there and would join in the conversation. They would offer to teach me how to knit. My manual dexterity is not good, so I always refused. But it did look relaxing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:01 AM (9yWhg)

151 Um. I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.
---------------
This is quite the reveal, Nurse.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:01 AM (pZ64F)

152 Not trying to turn this into a Best of Depression Era Re-use thread, but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223


*******

They had ziplock bags during the Depression?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 10:01 AM (991eG)

153 Congratulations, Kaiser workers. You've reached the moment in geography that is usually reserved for landfills and wastewater plant employees.

Way to vote!

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:01 AM (k1AR8)

154 143. I can't argue that won't happen. But when it does, the cost of having food delivered will shoot through the roof.

And I'm sure some government lackey somewhere will see an opportunity to step in and help subsidize those poor Kaiser employees' increasing lunch costs. LOLOL

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:02 AM (aCVzN)

155
Gladys tired of repairing sock junk
Was quite happy when her darning load shrunk
See, her son hitting puberty
Worked out fine and superbly
And all his socks' holes glued shut with spunk!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:02 AM (nFnyb)

156 131 but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 09

Um. I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (lSfFP)

Mrs OCiS does too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 26, 2024 10:02 AM (N39Ws)

157 Good, over 100.
Part 2 of my @435 and M. Robbie @438, previous thread address that low level contrails thing.
M. Robbie, I never saw lithium, though it's a possibility. Have seen aluminum and barium in air samples taken.
In my neck of the woods, seeing an entire section of sky turned totally overcast by those things is a very common occurrence.
Of course, I actually get outside for hours on end quite often so...

Posted by: TeeJ at January 26, 2024 10:02 AM (5k0TE)

158 OAKLAND, Calif. - Kaiser Permanente, Oakland's largest private employer, has issued a memo directing workers in downtown Oakland to stay in their buildings for lunch and work, in response to street robberies of workers who went out to grab something to eat.

Workers are told to bring their own food or have it delivered.

Posted by: Montec


Door Dash: Notice to all employees:

You will no longer deliver to Kaiser Permanente due to crime and street robberies around the building.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:03 AM (GIBR7)

159 130 Now, I just want to know where you comment over there, exactly.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (5AVMW)

You don't.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:03 AM (UnA8+)

160 Um. I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.
Posted by: nurse ratched

I don't bother to wash them. Well, unless they're really gross.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2024 10:04 AM (KAi1n)

161 Is there some method to darn prophylactics? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (J3ryZ)

162 Build a cafeteria in-house

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (geLO8)

163 They had ziplock bags during the Depression?
Posted by: Muldoon


No. But the reuse habit was so ingrained in her she threw nothing away.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (GIBR7)

164 Now, I just want to know where you comment over there, exactly.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 09:56 AM (5AVMW)

You don't.
Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:03 AM (UnA8+)


But Sefton asked us to...hell, he even italicized the word comment!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (5AVMW)

165 They had ziplock bags during the Depression?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 10:01 AM (991eG)

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Yes, only they had button closures back then and were made of bakelite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (bo7UB)

166 I don't bother to wash them. Well, unless they're really gross.
Posted by: SFGoth


That sounds very unhygienic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (9yWhg)

167 In N Out announced the closing of its one and only Oakland location. First store ever closed by In N Out in its 70 year history.

But Oakland has tons of diversity and hates Israel. So it’s all good.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (U42yt)

168 Love the patina on the terracotta pots.

*******

I read that initially as pinata.

And there are pi&ntild'atas made of clay, so not at all far-fetched.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)

169 piñata

Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)

170 Burger desert.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 26, 2024 10:07 AM (R4t5M)

171 No. But the reuse habit was so ingrained in her she threw nothing away.

My Depression-Era parents were fully prepared for the two Oil Crises and Bethlehem Steel shutting down...when they passed the habit along to me.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2024 10:07 AM (g4WLj)

172 I am so jealous of her sunny windowsill right now

having to use grow lights all over the place here

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 26, 2024 10:07 AM (AcWfM)

173 When you repair a sock, don't you just sew the hole closed with a bunch of, um... stitches that connect the two separated halves of the hole?
Posted by: SSBN 656


Not completely. You have to make the material match the hole or you will have a "pinched" area which will rub a blister toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:08 AM (GIBR7)

174 Pimento

you know, like a souvenir

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:08 AM (geLO8)

175 Part 2 of my @435 and M. Robbie @438, previous thread address that low level contrails thing.

---

The "conspiracy theory!!!" slur is very useful to cover up whatever is happening. Elections, COVID vaccine, etc. This contrail stuff is no different.

2003:

pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12656420/

Several thousand human subjects have been aerosol-vaccinated over a period of many years in Russia with live-attenuated strains against many diseases. Extensive field trials in South America with aerosolized live-attenuated measles vaccine have also been successful, and excellent results have been reported with pilot projects employing inactivated or live-attenuated aerosol influenza A vaccine.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:08 AM (k1AR8)

176 Seriously, all companies need to pull out of the blue shithole cities. Leave 'em as everything deserts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:08 AM (9yWhg)

177 Cast iron zealots give off a Jonestown vibe. Ignore and avoid.

Posted by: Henry Kaiser at January 26, 2024 10:08 AM (V5BDR)

178 Both grandfathers were very resourceful and used whatever they could.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 26, 2024 10:09 AM (R4t5M)

179 176 Seriously, all companies need to pull out of the blue shithole cities. Leave 'em as everything deserts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:08 AM (9yWhg)

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Boeing moved its management offices from Seattle to...

Wait for it...

CHICAGO

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:09 AM (bo7UB)

180 Love the patina on the terracotta pots.

*******

I read that initially as pinata.

And there are pi&ntild'atas made of clay, so not at all far-fetched.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)


News Report:

"Fifteen Dead, Twenty-five Blinded in Latest Clay Pot Piñata Tragedy"

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:09 AM (nFnyb)

181 If you repair the sock right side out, your repair stitches are on the outside and won't rub on your foot

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:10 AM (geLO8)

182 Is there some method to darn prophylactics? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 10:05 AM (J3ryZ)

Yeah, but it'll cost as much as a new one.

Posted by: BignJames at January 26, 2024 10:10 AM (AwYPR)

183 I thought the contrails stuff was about weather control.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:10 AM (9yWhg)

184 It's important to wash your garbage!

Posted by: Recycling Nazis at January 26, 2024 10:10 AM (NBVIP)

185 Let's talk about pie tins.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:10 AM (pZ64F)

186 According to Pixy, Intel's chips suck right now. Consume way too much power in comparison to AMD, and perform worse.

The highest-end Intel chips *are* faster, but the power consumption is significant.

And Intel still enjoys a significant amount of "nobody's ever been fired for buying Intel" in major corporate purchases (in the 70s and 80s that was IBM).

Posted by: Ian S. at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (2ocoG)

187 Boeing moved its management offices from Seattle to...

Wait for it...

CHICAGO
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:09 AM (bo7UB)

And the company has two major initiatives:
DEI for employees
DIE for customers (doors, wheels, bolts, etc.)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (N39Ws)

188 It's never occurred to me to wash alum. foil or plastic zip bags. The foil would be hard to hold, and then where would I put it once it's clean and dry? If I folded it, it might well tear when I opened it up again. As for the little bags, I usually put dry things in them like crackers; and they would also be hard to clean. I suppose you could turn them inside out. But a box of, say, 80 at the Dollar Tree is $1.25, so that's only 1.5 cents each.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (J2vNu)

189 Boeing moved its management offices from Seattle to...

Wait for it...

CHICAGO

/-

To be fair that was 20 years ago when Chicago was livable.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (U42yt)

190 I don't bother to wash them. Well, unless they're really gross.

Yeah, my rule of thumb: should they be washed before re-use? Then toss them.

But there’s no need to throw out a plastic bag that was being used to keep bread fresh. Just pop it back in the breadbox and use it for the next bread, rolls, cookies, whatever, dry baked good.

Ditto with using ziplocks in the freezer. Is it just water? Then inside out and dry. Would I be more comfortable washing it before re-using it for something else that needs to be frozen? Toss it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (EXyHK)

191 The wit and wisdom of Stephen King . . .

Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (FVME7)

192 They knocked off a Brinks truck and got 100 cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Jojo Krako at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (63Dwl)

193 Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency, the censorship arm of DHS knew the mail in voting in 2020 has 6 fatal flaws.

http://tinyurl.com/ypc9ma26

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (ENQN6)

194 but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223

So...she had a dishwasher?

Posted by: Deadpool reference at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (JCZqz)

195 I SOLVED the darning problem in our home.

We just buy "Darn Tough" socks, made in Maine. If they wear out, DT will replace them. Awesome socks.

That being said, I like the painting. Lovely colors, nice subject.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (Rbu5d)

196 Let's talk about pie tins.
Posted by: Pudinhead

It's funny the things I kept of my grandmothers.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (IaTa3)

197 Let's talk about pie tins.
Posted by: Pudinhead


Lodge makes a cast iron one that I want. Nothing makes a crispier crust than cast iron. Cornbread. Mmmmmmm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (GIBR7)

198 I thought the contrails stuff was about weather control.

-

Sure, that will work. Just as good as any other "conspiracy"

Although it's funny that Smart People are outright admitting that releasing reflective particles into the atmosphere to control the sun is on the table.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (k1AR8)

199 186. Moore's Law is asymptotic. All exponential functions are.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (aCVzN)

200 >It's important to wash your garbage!

it's time
http://tinyurl.com/4r9jsy2b

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (geLO8)

201 191 The wit and wisdom of Stephen King . . .

Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (FVME7)

=========

I started reading Cycle of the Werewolf last night. Got halfway through.

Meh.

More of an experiment than even an anthology.

I'll have to wash myself of it with a reading of Heretics of Dune afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

202 What a pleasant, domestic scene. I like the calm posture and expression of the young woman and how she has made a little corner with the plants. The little details add to the feeling: the moss on the clay pots, the wicker basket, even the obvious holes that need darning.

Posted by: JTB at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (zudum)

203 I'm in Tel Aviv tonight, and this is the best reaction I've seen to the South African self-beclowning: http://tinyurl.com/36narmf3

Posted by: Shai in Tel Aviv at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (eWC/r)

That is fantastic. Thank you!

Am Yisrael Hai!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (gSZYf)

204 191 The wit and wisdom of Stephen King . . .

Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (FVME7)

Anything Stephen King says is the equivalent of a Chuck Schumer fart. Both make lots of noise and poison the air around them.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (N39Ws)

205 but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223

So...she had a dishwasher?
Posted by: Deadpool reference


In 1993 when I saw here doing it, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GIBR7)

206 That's my philosophy as well. Sometimes working inside out is required though so toes don't keep catching the edges of the original hole.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (nC+QA)

207 It's a shame van didn't finish the job on King.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (R4t5M)

208 StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosauru

If all you do is read NYT and watch msnbc this is your reality.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (U42yt)

209 Nothing makes a crispier crust than cast iron. Cornbread. Mmmmmmm.

Cornbread practically requires that you use your existing cast iron pan rather than a special cast iron pie pan. It benefits from the flavor and it cleans the pan.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (EXyHK)

210 The wit and wisdom of Stephen King . . .

Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (FVME7)

Science Fiction !

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (T4tVD)

211 Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Pure fiction.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (IaTa3)

212 I have six older brothers. Mom used to buy the large economy sized bags of socks. She assigned each of us boys a different color of thread and would then mark all the socks with several turns of thread of the designated color at the top edge. Made folding and sorting clothes on laundry day much easier. I seem to recall I was orange, but it was long ago.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)


Destined for greatness.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (zhLdt)

213 @StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.

-

I have to assume that, like Taylor Swift, not having to shop for yourself, leave your compound, worry about money even one tiny little bit, or be around anyone who has any concerns about their finances or how they're going to buy food for their family would make it a lot easier to look at the news reports and believe them.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (k1AR8)

214
Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


He still enjoys writing fiction, I see.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (nIvob)

215 Is there some method to darn prophylactics? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dr. Bone


There is, but it really hurts.

Posted by: t-bird at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (g4WLj)

216 What would Stephen King know about the economy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (bo7UB)

217 Was Stephen King always this much of a douche, or did something happen to him as a result of being hit by that car several years ago?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (9yWhg)

218 185 Let's talk about pie tins.

And saving bread bags.

Posted by: A whole drawer full at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (NBVIP)

219 Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:11 AM (FVME7)

Someone needs to tell that rabbit toothed, beady eyed bastard to shut the fuck up already.

Asshole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (EvkyC)

220 I'll have to wash myself of it with a reading of Heretics of Dune afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
---
Heretics of Dune (along with God Emperor and Chapterhouse) is on my reading list for this year. Still have to finish Malazan Books of the Fallen, though...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (7fElN)

221 210. The worst thing about leftists over the last 3 years is that they force me into defending Donald Trump.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (aCVzN)

222 208 StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
Posted by: Anonosauru
----------------
Makes me want to ask 'who is his publisher?'

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (pZ64F)

223 We just buy "Darn Tough" socks, made in Maine. If they wear out, DT will replace them. Awesome socks.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 26, 2024 10:12 AM (Rbu5d)

Fire hose socks...the best.

Posted by: BignJames at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (AwYPR)

224

Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.


I mean I've made millions with my books and movie adaptations, so everybody's doin' great.

Be sure to read my latest novel-

"The Clay Pot Piñata Horror"

On sale now!

Posted by: Stephen King at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (nFnyb)

225 Was Stephen King always this much of a douche



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (GIBR7)

226 have to assume that, like Taylor Swift, not having to shop for yourself, leave your compound, worry about money even one tiny little bit, or be around anyone who has any concerns about their finances or how they're going to buy food for their family would make it a lot easier to look at the news reports and believe them.
Posted by: M. Robbie

—-

True.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (U42yt)

227 It was four hours after taking the LSD that our beloved heroine realized she had sewn a sock to her hand.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (lf83v)

228 And saving bread bags.
Posted by: A whole drawer full


You mean snow socks?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (GIBR7)

229
If you like patina pinatas and taking walks in the rain...

Posted by: Rupert's home at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (63Dwl)

230 It's important to wash your garbage!

This is one of those crazy make-work things that highlights the nuttiness of the modern finger nanny government.

1. Water is precious! Don’t clean yourself or your dishes!

2. Your garbage must be recycled. And you must sort and wash it before setting it out.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (EXyHK)

231 We will reuse baggies and foil if either isn't skanked.

Like a piece of foil used under a dish in the oven "in case" it bubbles over, but doesn't. Nothing wrong with that piece of foil.

I wouldn't re-use a baggie that has been used to store weed in however... unless more weed's going in it. Not that I'd know about stuff like that....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (Q4IgG)

232 And saving bread bags.
Posted by: A whole drawer full

They'll come in handy when your boot soles have worn through but you're too cheap frugal to buy another pair right now.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (IaTa3)

233 42
I pulled a load of laundry from the dryer this morning and - mirabile dictu! - the socks all matched up.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 26, 2024 09:40 AM (MoZTd)

IT'S A SIGN!!
(I don't know of what, but...)

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (Rbu5d)

234 216 What would Stephen King know about the economy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (bo7UB)

Well he's making money so....

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (n2vyf)

235 Stephen King
@StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.
_________

He deals strictly in fiction.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (lf83v)

236 Trumps economy:

3% mortgages
3% inflation
3.5% unemployment
$2.50 gas

I’m literally shaking right now I’m so angry remembering those nightmare years.

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (U42yt)

237 I started reading Cycle of the Werewolf last night. Got halfway through.

Meh.

More of an experiment than even an anthology.

I'll have to wash myself of it with a reading of Heretics of Dune afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024


***
The film version of it (Silver Bullet, I think?) was awful. The director gave away the identity of the werewolf in an early scene. But then, many of the film adaptations of SK's work have been terrible. They latch onto and emphasize all the spooky/horrifying stuff, but leave out the human dimensions that make his best work go. Stand By Me, Shawshank Redemption, Dead Zone (w/ Chris Walken), and maybe one or two other adaptations work because the director and scripter understood what they had.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

238 anybody else separate 2 ply TP in to two rolls?


Posted by: Taggart at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (og5mY)

239 Alternate Title: Mrs. Jim Henson: The Early Years

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (bo7UB)

240 220 I'll have to wash myself of it with a reading of Heretics of Dune afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)
---
Heretics of Dune (along with God Emperor and Chapterhouse) is on my reading list for this year. Still have to finish Malazan Books of the Fallen, though...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 26, 2024 10:15 AM (7fElN)

=======

I think I read it in high school. I also started reading it sometime last year and just stopped pretty early. Might have been a moving thing.

I'm gonna get through it this time!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (GBKbO)

241 Best hoarding example I know: a friend cleaning out his grandfather's house found a shoebox labeled: Pieces of string too small to save.

Yes, it was full.

Posted by: Wenda at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (wJ0Sm)

242 What would Stephen King know about the economy?

-

He writes at about a 9th grade level, so the math works out.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (k1AR8)

243 When Kaiser employees start having their food delivered, the robbers will just start robbing the delivery vehicles.
Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 09:58 AM (aCVzN)


That's weak thinking. You should pose as a food delivery driver and have the victim come to you.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (zhLdt)

244 @StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.

At the grocery store cash register, I've taken up the habit of saying in a loud stage-whisper, "Golly am I glad that there's no more inflation!"

I get a surprising number of chuckles. People know.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (T+Iwg)

245 It's the concept of throwing away something you could use again without much effort that drives me to rinse off foil or a plastic baggie.

Our single use, throw away culture mentality is getting us further into trouble. I see it as a moral issue.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (U+mgI)

246 @183 - Bulgaroctonus
That was the excuse "they/them came up with some years back when too many of "us" were catching onto how they were poisoning us and messing up the environment with their geo-engineering,,, slang term,, chemtrails.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (5k0TE)

247 Darning eggs were in every household and were serious tools. We have one, over 100 years old, that belonged to Mrs. JTB's grandmother. I recall they often had fancy turned handles and might have been made from boxwood. I was surprised that Amazon carries a bunch of them.

Posted by: JTB at January 26, 2024 10:18 AM (zudum)

248 >>>Yeah, but it'll cost as much as a new one.

Posted by: BignJames

>One friend assured me that if you hang a prophylactic long enough to drip-dry, it becomes self-sealing.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 10:19 AM (J3ryZ)

249 225 Was Stephen King always this much of a douche



Yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (GIBR7)

========

He was probably okay back when he was writing Carrie.

He's also one of those guys who was completely broken by Watergate. If I remember correctly, he actually voted for Nixon when Nixon was first elected president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:19 AM (GBKbO)

250 You mean snow socks?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:16 AM (GIBR7)

---------

It does if you have to shovel it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:19 AM (bo7UB)

251 236.

Lowest I had ever seen gas (e10) during Trump's tenure was $1.79.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:19 AM (aCVzN)

252 The U.S. government's total revenue is estimated to be $4.91 trillion for FY 2023. It was 4.89 in 2022.

Spending in 2019 was 4.446 trillion.

Just as PDT said that cutting taxes revenues increase would overtake spending in his second term.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:19 AM (ENQN6)

253 anybody else separate 2 ply TP in to two rolls?
_________

Who can afford TP?

We use the labels off the cat food that we eat for dinner.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 26, 2024 10:19 AM (lf83v)

254 Beware the Manbearpig!

EcoMadres
@ecomadres_
How can parents help their children navigate the emotional and physical impacts of the climate crisis?
Join us next Tuesday for an interactive discussion where we'll answer questions like this and more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (FVME7)

255 221 210. The worst thing about leftists over the last 3 years is that they force me into defending Donald Trump.


ha ha ha I used to say that about W

Posted by: BlackOrchid, I meant to say at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (AcWfM)

256 237 The film version of it (Silver Bullet, I think?) was awful. The director gave away the identity of the werewolf in an early scene. But then, many of the film adaptations of SK's work have been terrible. They latch onto and emphasize all the spooky/horrifying stuff, but leave out the human dimensions that make his best work go. Stand By Me, Shawshank Redemption, Dead Zone (w/ Chris Walken), and maybe one or two other adaptations work because the director and scripter understood what they had.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (J2vNu)

========

I think I've seen Silver Bullet.

I did really like the adaptation of Doctor Sleep recently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)

257 243. That's weak thinking. You should pose as a food delivery driver and have the victim come to you.

Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (aCVzN)

258 >And saving bread bags.


wear them inside your shoes on rainy days

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (geLO8)

259 Um. I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (lSfFP)


I considered commenting on this but then I remembered that nurse comes to the Texas MoMe and she's always armed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (zhLdt)

260 Our single use, throw away culture mentality is getting us further into trouble. I see it as a moral issue.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Over the years that mentality has bled into personal relationships too.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (IaTa3)

261 I'll have to wash myself of it with a reading of Heretics of Dune afterwards.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GBKbO)

I assume that is tongue-in-cheek...

King is a f*cking champagne socialist who hasn't written an excellent book in many years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (gSZYf)

262 @ecomadres_
How can parents help their children navigate the emotional and physical impacts of the climate crisis?

Tell them it's a crock of shit... But don't use the word shit

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (n2vyf)

263 At the grocery store cash register, I've taken up the habit of saying in a loud stage-whisper, "Golly am I glad that there's no more inflation!"

I get a surprising number of chuckles. People know.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 26, 2024


***
I say, "Thanks, Creepy Joe." I'm not sure anybody gets it. I may have to start saying, "Gee, thanks, Mr. Biden!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (J2vNu)

264 At the grocery store cash register, I've taken up the habit of saying in a loud stage-whisper, "Golly am I glad that there's no more inflation!"


------------

"Get him out of here."

Posted by: The Store Manager at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (bo7UB)

265
86 I don't think ever seen a darning egg
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 09:48 AM (fwDg9)

http://tinyurl.com/48dpymv2

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (Rbu5d)

266 anybody else separate 2 ply TP in to two rolls?


Alright, you got me.

Nate, re-ply the paper.

Posted by: Dwight S. at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (5AVMW)

267 @StephenKing
The economy is stronger than ever. Under Trump, it was a disaster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

He still enjoys writing fiction, I see.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (nIvob)

———

Almost haiku

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (a5v4x)

268 She must be darn slow.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (aD39U)

269 How can parents help their children navigate the emotional and physical impacts of the climate crisis?
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MY GENERATION GREW UP WITH THE ACTUAL, REAL THREAT OF THERMONUCLEAR ANNIHILATION!!! GROW A PAIR, YA PANSIES!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:21 AM (9XOwt)

270 I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 26, 2024 09:57 AM (lSfFP)

I reuse foil when I am cooking, but I don't wash it. Ziploc bags? Sure...why not?

I keep .45ACP ammo in them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:22 AM (gSZYf)

271 A Sheridan rancher warned that temperatures in Wyoming are so cold that ranchers should lay out straw for their bulls to lie on so the bulls don't freeze their testicles and lose their stud potential.

I wonder if bull ball sock warmers would sell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:22 AM (ENQN6)

272 Things were so bad in the immediate years after WWII, I could not afford a sockpuppet and went on to worldwide fame irregardless.

Posted by: Senor Wences at January 26, 2024 10:22 AM (V5BDR)

273
Oh, and don't forget my newest writing venture-

a Stephen King adaptation within the DUNE universe written by me!, Stephen King-

"The Haunted Clay Pot Pinatas of DUNE"

Spooky stuff DUNEheads!!!!

On sale tomorrow.

Posted by: Stephen King at January 26, 2024 10:22 AM (nFnyb)

274 258 >And saving bread bags.


wear them inside your shoes on rainy days


Working man's Gore-tex

Posted by: Taggart at January 26, 2024 10:22 AM (og5mY)

275 I just wear my socks till they spontaneously crumble into dust. Half my socks are very devout and holy.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (WQ4C9)

276 261 I assume that is tongue-in-cheek...

King is a f*cking champagne socialist who hasn't written an excellent book in many years.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (gSZYf)

========

I'm slowly doing a chronological readthrough of King's work because I'd intentionally avoided all of it for so long, so I'm up to the early 80s. I might start skipping through a decade later or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

277 274 258 >And saving bread bags.


wear them inside your shoes on rainy days


Working man's Gore-tex
Posted by: Taggart at January 26, 2024 10:22 AM (og5mY)

You can afford bread ?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (n2vyf)

278 Cheapest gas in the US I saw was TX in the late 90's. 70 cents/gal.

Saudi was cheapest at 1RS/gal (33 cents).

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (R4t5M)

279 You know what's really useful for reusable storage... pickle jars.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (zhLdt)

280 DARN SOX EGG

http://tinyurl.com/335kawfw

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (ENQN6)

281 271

Remember kids, this is what happens when the average planetary temperature goes UP...

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (aCVzN)

282 The horror! The horror!

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Utah Democrats are wearing all-black to mourn the passing of HB257 and HB261
HB257 bans men from girls bathrooms in schools and HB261 bans DEI from public education:

http://tinyurl.com/2d4v6dxy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:24 AM (FVME7)

283 A Sheridan rancher warned that temperatures in Wyoming are so cold that ranchers should lay out straw for their bulls to lie on so the bulls don't freeze their testicles and lose their stud potential.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Heh. I do know that during the winter months when you wash off the girls' udders with warm soapy water, they smile sweetly at you.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:24 AM (IaTa3)

284 281 271

Remember kids, this is what happens when the average planetary temperature goes UP...
Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (aCVzN)

========

It's called climate catastrophe, anti-science sister humper!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:24 AM (GBKbO)

285 278 Cheapest gas in the US I saw was TX in the late 90's. 70 cents/gal.

Saudi was cheapest at 1RS/gal (33 cents).
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (R4t5M)

I put gas in our 69 Ford Family Truckster at 19 cent one time. I was about 10.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:24 AM (ENQN6)

286 At the grocery store cash register, I've taken up the habit of saying in a loud stage-whisper, "Golly am I glad that there's no more inflation!"

--

I always make a point of having a cheerful conversation about finding something on sale and saying it's nice to see Trump prices occasionally, and that I won't buy unnecessary items that aren't Trump prices.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:25 AM (k1AR8)

287 You know what's really useful for reusable storage... pickle jars.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


Coffee cans were good, too, back when we bought canned coffee.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:25 AM (9yWhg)

288 282 The horror! The horror!

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Utah Democrats are wearing all-black to mourn the passing of HB257 and HB261
HB257 bans men from girls bathrooms in schools and HB261 bans DEI from public education:

http://tinyurl.com/2d4v6dxy
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:24 AM (FVME7)

========

These issues are simply not popular with the general public. The Democrat Party is being paid by mega donors to push it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:25 AM (GBKbO)

289 but ex-wife's grandmother used to put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in the dishwasher.
Posted by: rickb223

So...she had a dishwasher?
Posted by: Deadpool reference

In 1993 when I saw here doing it, yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:13 AM (GIBR7)


So... she put ziplock bags and aluminum foil in you? Eeeew.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:25 AM (zhLdt)

290 Oh, and I should laud the TV miniseries versions of The Stand and The Shining. The first could not have been done correctly as a two-hour film anyway, and its casting was great. The other, also aired as a two-parter, had solid casting and restored the feeling of tragedy to the Torrance family as the evil hotel preyed on Jack's mind and his alcoholism. We did not get that with Nicholson's hairless werewolf and Duvall's pop-eyed Wendy.

King said at a panel at a con, when asked what he thought of Stanley Kubrick's 1980 film: "I handed Kubrick a live hand grenade . . . and he heroically threw his body on top of it."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

291 I wash foil and ziplock baggies and re use them.

Posted by: nurse ratched


The problem with foil nowadays is, it's way thinner than it used to be. Tears way easier.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (GIBR7)

292 285 278 Cheapest gas in the US I saw was TX in the late 90's. 70 cents/gal.
---------------
I remember when a gallon of gas and a pack of cigarettes were $.25 each.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (pZ64F)

293 anybody else separate 2 ply TP in to two rolls?


Posted by: Taggart at January 26, 2024 10:17 AM (og5mY)

Do they call ya Brownfinger ?

Posted by: JT at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (T4tVD)

294 >>>Our single use, throw away culture mentality is getting us further into trouble. I see it as a moral issue.

Posted by: nurse ratched

>This sounds like something those crazy indians who want to destroy the hydroelectric dams would say. We can always dig those landfills deeper. Forgetaboutit!

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (J3ryZ)

295 Coffee cans were good, too, back when we bought canned coffee.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (GIBR7)

296 >Heh. I do know that during the winter months when you wash off the girls' udders with warm soapy water, they smile sweetly at you.

Posted by: Tonypete

---


cool
how about with the cows?

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (geLO8)

297 290 King said at a panel at a con, when asked what he thought of Stanley Kubrick's 1980 film: "I handed Kubrick a live hand grenade . . . and he heroically threw his body on top of it."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (J2vNu)

=======

Kubrick improved The Shining. King has no idea why his books work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (GBKbO)

298 Delightful. She doesn't look happy, but the scene is ... contended.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:27 AM (mwCIn)

299 @ecomadres_
How can parents help their children navigate the emotional and physical impacts of the climate crisis?

-

You know, I bet this inflation and halving of wealth of normal families has REALLY thrown a monkey wrench into that.

Caring about imaginary stuff is fine in 1st world wealthy countries. Once parents are struggling to feed their teenagers then they stop giving a crap about the pretend silliness.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:27 AM (k1AR8)

300 *contented. Oy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:27 AM (mwCIn)

301 284.

Excise me, you no-account asshole. I am NOT anti-science!

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:27 AM (aCVzN)

302 I did really like the adaptation of Doctor Sleep recently.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (GBKbO)


Yeah, the movie was better than the book.

Mostly because there was none of the confusion as to who the bad guys actually were.

King in the book seemed to have really prefer the Rose the Hat gang o'Vamire-Type-Wannabes cuz "diverse" and "matriarchy".

All that and other drops was tossed away in the movie and it made a better and cleaner story.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:27 AM (nFnyb)

303 Posted by: Tonypete

---

cool
how about with the cows?
Posted by: Don Black

I wondered who it would be. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (IaTa3)

304 @ecomadres_
How can parents help their children navigate the emotional and physical impacts of the climate crisis?
Join us next Tuesday for an interactive discussion where we'll answer questions like this and more.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:20 AM (FVME7)
++++
How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (mwCIn)

305 NBC News is upset that more brown people are being born in Texas.

NBC News
@NBCNews
The fertility rate for teens in Texas rose for the first time in 15 years in 2022, a shift driven by disproportionately high rates seen among Hispanic teens in the year after a six-week state abortion ban took effect, according to a study.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (FVME7)

306 I'm slowly doing a chronological readthrough of King's work because I'd intentionally avoided all of it for so long, so I'm up to the early 80s. I might start skipping through a decade later or so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:23 AM (GBKbO)

He wrote a lot of junk, but his first years were his best years.

He isn't worth a complete reading. Watch Alien: Covenant instead.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (gSZYf)

307 304 How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (mwCIn)

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"At least they don't believe in a sky god!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)

308 Lowest I had ever seen gas (e10) during Trump's tenure was $1.79.

Looking at 2019 and 2020, I see $1.50 in Texas as the lowest, and $4.06 in San Diego as the highest.

San Diego was $6.10 to $6.30 last time I was there in September. Price literally jumps $2.00 between Yuma and San Diego.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (EXyHK)

309 294 >>>Our single use, throw away culture mentality is getting us further into trouble. I see it as a moral issue.

Posted by: nurse ratched
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Nurse, everything in a surgery is throw away, these days.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (pZ64F)

310 187 Boeing moved its management offices from Seattle to...

Wait for it...

CHICAGO
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at January 26, 2024 10:09 AM (bo7UB)

And the company has two major initiatives:
DEI for employees
DIE for customers (doors, wheels, bolts, etc.)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Mentioned yesterday, When Boeing bought McDonald (our engines fall off in flight) Douglass the company began its move from engineering to bean counting.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (2HSPn)

311 How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (mwCIn)

Take away their phones for a start.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (gSZYf)

312 Biggest thing my dad did?

He screwed baby jar lids to a strip of wood and then screwed that to the bottom of a shelf over his workbench. Screws and nails and small parts went into baby food jars and then he'd twist the jar into the lid. Kept small parts off the workbench and easily seen thru the glass jar.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GIBR7)

313 I hate throwing out things that MIGHT be useful for something at sometime or some place. I blame my grandparents for that. Aside from the need to be frugal when they were young, raising a family during the depths of the depression cemented the attitude.

Posted by: JTB at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (zudum)

314 306 He wrote a lot of junk, but his first years were his best years.

He isn't worth a complete reading. Watch Alien: Covenant instead.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (gSZYf)

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I'm also doing the Richard Bachman stuff. That stuff is...not good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

315

The problem with foil nowadays is, it's way thinner than it used to be. Tears way easier.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM (GIBR7)

That's because they stopped using lead and antimony in the manufacturing process. Makes it more brittle.

Posted by: Or did they? at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (pKFK0)

316 All those Canadian wild fires were arson. The arsonist was arrested and has confessed that he set the fires because we needed some climate change.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (MeG8a)

317 Hey nurse, I'm with you on reusing supplies. Not all of them, just the "good" ones.
I also recycle the "not filthy" aluminum foil, and only throw out the filth burned on crap pieces.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (4780s)

318
I remember when a gallon of gas and a pack of cigarettes were $.25 each.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:26 AM


Using a multiplier of 10X to reflect inflation that would put cigarettes at $2.50 a pack, gasoline at $2.50 a gallon...

Yet, wait for this. Minimum wage then was about $1.60 an hour.

So minimum wage now would be $16.00 per hour.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (nIvob)

319 King sometimes go off in weird ways. Like all the kids have to gang bang the gal in IT.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (ENQN6)

320 319 King sometimes go off in weird ways. Like all the kids have to gang bang the gal in IT.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (ENQN6)

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That was the cocaine talking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

321 "At least they don't believe in a sky god!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
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Sinners in the hands of an angry Gaia.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (9XOwt)

322 The Economy is good for assholes like King because when you're buying less, that's more for him.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (UnA8+)

323 This is all one big Progressive Insurance commercial.

Posted by: Dr. Rick at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (63Dwl)

324 Wait. How did I miss out on the wintertime washing of girl's udders when I was a teenager?

Posted by: Kicks dirt at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (NBVIP)

325 It's the concept of throwing away something you could use again without much effort that drives me to rinse off foil or a plastic baggie.

Our single use, throw away culture mentality is getting us further into trouble. I see it as a moral issue.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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I will re-use a paper plate or ziploc so long as whatever was in/on it was dry.

Once you start using treated and pumped water, electricity/heat, and overall energy to wash a ziploc...

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (k1AR8)

326 How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (mwCIn)

So we've got to ban teaching religion to kids under the age of 18?

Posted by: Just spitballing here at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (pKFK0)

327 drops = dross

Tnx AC!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (nFnyb)

328 I'm also doing the Richard Bachman stuff. That stuff is...not good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

Pro tip: Do not read the extended version of "The Stand."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (gSZYf)

329 I hate throwing out things that MIGHT be useful for something at sometime or some place. I blame my grandparents for that. . . .
Posted by: JTB

I'm having HVAC equipment installed today. I thought about asking the service guys to leave behind the pallets the new equipment was shipped on.

It's a sickness I tell you!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (IaTa3)

330 Coffee cans were good, too, back when we bought canned coffee.

And when they were metal. I still use empty cans for baking. They’re perfect for making round quickbreads. But not with coffee cans, because they’re no longer oven-safe.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (EXyHK)

331 >>How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.

That's not gonna happen.

>>Biden pauses approval of LNG projects after pressure from climate activists

http://tinyurl.com/4ejknrzc

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (ZLI7S)

332 Boeing moved to Virginia, from Illinois. To be closer to federal regulators...

Posted by: runner at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (V13WU)

333 328 I'm also doing the Richard Bachman stuff. That stuff is...not good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GBKbO)

Pro tip: Do not read the extended version of "The Stand."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (gSZYf)

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That's the version that I did read. I really liked it. King swinging for the fences before he crawled up his own butt.

I've never read the original published version.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

334 He (Steven King) isn't worth a complete reading. Watch Alien: Covenant instead.


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This should be on the sidebar.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (k1AR8)

335 Hints From Heloise

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (geLO8)

336 That was the cocaine talking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

Here's the thing though, we get this from Hunter too. Does the teen sex result from the cocaine, or does cocaine and teen sex just naturally go together?

As in, correlation, not causation.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (dGCAG)

337 Just $15 a month can get Cookie Milano's son to Cooperstown. Won't you help?

Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (FVME7)

338 there are a bunch of old farts on this thread this morning.

I'm frankly surprised that anybody in this crew doesn't exclusively wear ultra-compression "let me live a little longer" stockings with prescription poundage. It would fit the profile.

If you can spell it "heals," you can spell it "sox."

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (zdLoL)

339 I'm having HVAC equipment installed today. I thought about asking the service guys to leave behind the pallets the new equipment was shipped on.

--

You can make a good chicken coop out of pallets.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:33 AM (k1AR8)

340 221 210. The worst thing about leftists over the last 3 years is that they force me into defending Donald Trump.
Posted by: Gryph

Yeah, but mutilating vulnerable children's genitalia and destroying their adult lives is a distant second.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 26, 2024 10:33 AM (JCZqz)

341 That was the cocaine talking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (GBKbO)

That was the cocaine tapping into the vast underground rivers of perversion in that rat-faced fucks head.

Posted by: Dwight S. at January 26, 2024 10:33 AM (5AVMW)

342 330 Coffee cans were good, too, back when we bought canned coffee.

And when they were metal. I still use empty cans for baking. They’re perfect for making round quickbreads. But not with coffee cans, because they’re no longer oven-safe.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (EXyHK)

I still have a metal coffee can from the 1980s. It had been in my father's house for as long as I can remember.

I use it to keep loose change in.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:33 AM (UnA8+)

343 I would love to see CBD, JJ & Co. have a go at this guy:

"The powers at be [sic] could totally annihilate the American Right, without any organized opposition, right now."

conundrum cluster
http://tinyurl.com/2z6b8vyy

He writes well and the introductory paragraphs in this piece are quite lucid, but if this were circa 1775 he'd no doubt have been a royalist.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 26, 2024 10:33 AM (MkuC5)

344 They dearly make you work
for your ten and nine.

Posted by: look whats not at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (nakGR)

345 Alyssa Milano is an American actress, producer and singer who has a net worth of $10 million. Alyssa Milano became a household name in the 1980s with her starring role on the sitcom "Who's the Boss?"...

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (k1AR8)

346 Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


So, there was one kid she didn't abort?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (9yWhg)

347 321 "At least they don't believe in a sky god!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (GBKbO)
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Sinners in the hands of an angry Gaia.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:30 AM (9XOwt)

Retired sailor here... literally YEARS spent at sea.

Mother Nature is a Bitch, who is out to kill us. She needs to be restrained and controlled.

Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (xaFKb)

348 @Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Almost as shameless as couples doing a GoFundMe for their destination wedding.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (IaTa3)

349 @ecomadres_
How can parents help their children navigate the emotional and physical impacts of the climate crisis?

Simple. Take the kids away from these parents. Kids shouldn't be exposed to this crap.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (N39Ws)

350 I assume poormouthing Alyssa doesn't let her kids slum around with D'Marcus and Willie, so it's likely that multiple other parents on the team are multimillionaires as well.

Man, that's the sign of a great economy, isn't it?

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:35 AM (k1AR8)

351 I've never read the original published version.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (GBKbO)

A much better book, and it still needed a better editor.

What I find unpleasant about King is his contempt for America. He creates characters that expose his dislike, and his protagonists are often crypto-communist douchebags.

And he just can't shut the f*ck up.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:35 AM (gSZYf)

352 [King] wrote a lot of junk, but his first years were his best years.

He isn't worth a complete reading. Watch Alien: Covenant instead.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024


***
His best work was in the '70s and '80s, but then he began to stretch. The young King could never have written a story like Mr. Mercedes, for instance, or "The Library Policeman," or what I consider his best, 11/22/63.

When you pick up one of his books, you are certain to have a *story.* You may not agree with him about it, you may hate that he lets his politics shine through, but there is always a story.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:35 AM (J2vNu)

353 346 Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So cut them a check, bitch. You have the money.

Posted by: The rich man always wants the poor man's lamb for dinner at January 26, 2024 10:35 AM (pKFK0)

354 That sounds very unhygienic.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Which is why I'm pretty healthy. My immune system gets plenty of practice.

Posted by: SFGoth at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (KAi1n)

355
>>Biden pauses approval of LNG projects after pressure from climate activists

http://tinyurl.com/4ejknrzc

Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM


I'm pretty sure that's an RFK Jr issue too, so he may be looking over his shoulder at the sound of footsteps approaching.

Biden is gonna lose and RFK Jr is gonna be a big part of the cause.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (nIvob)

356 I put gas in our 69 Ford Family Truckster at 19 cent one time. I was about 10.

I took care of that a few years later, didn't I?

Posted by: Henry Kissinger, The Spirit of '73 at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (62AFZ)

357 Sams house brand coffee still comes in metal cans. Pretty good coffee, too.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (k1AR8)

358 I still have a metal coffee can from the 1980s. It had been in my father's house for as long as I can remember.

I use it to keep loose change in.
Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:33 AM (UnA8+)
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The old metal Navy Arms containers for percussion caps are awesome for storing small parts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (9XOwt)

359 >@Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated.

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did you save any of your TV and movie money? Use that.

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (geLO8)

360 @346

Grifter: A rich person asking for your money so they can go off and do their thing with it.

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (MkuC5)

361 It's alive! Alive!


blayne c.
@blaynecs
the red-pilling of @SenFettermanPA continues, as he bucks @SenSchumer’s crackdown on #ZYN:

“I’m going to err on the side of more freedom […] there’s bigger issues to address.”

welcome to the team, john

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (FVME7)

362 Just $15 a month can get Cookie Milano's son to Cooperstown. Won't you help?

Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (FVME7)


Has anyone pointed out to her that she's rich and she should pay for her own shit?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (zhLdt)

363 347 Retired sailor here... literally YEARS spent at sea.

Mother Nature is a Bitch, who is out to kill us. She needs to be restrained and controlled.
Posted by: Romeo13 at January 26, 2024 10:34 AM (xaFKb)

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"And I looked out to the calm seas, the precursor to destruction, the apocalyptic powers of a hurricane, and I saw my own mortality. With a bated breath, I pushed aside my plate of pizza, made from the rape and manipulation of the natural world, and I realized at last that nature should be raped for our benefit. These calm seas were only calm to lull us into a false sense of security, a prelude to ultimate destruction of our forms."
-Werner Herzog's review of his first Disney cruise, excerpt.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (GBKbO)

364 Alyssa had a nice rack back in the day, but I think it was fake.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)

365
..He wrote a lot of junk, but his first years were his best years.

He isn't worth a complete reading...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (gSZYf)


i agree.

A lot of people really like "The Shining'.

But, I think his best books are "Pet Semetary' and, surprisingly, "Cho".

Both are sleek, lean and mean, horror/thiller machines. Very well-written(for King) and effective.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:37 AM (nFnyb)

366 Biggest thing my dad did?

He screwed baby jar lids to a strip of wood and then screwed that to the bottom of a shelf over his workbench. Screws and nails and small parts went into baby food jars and then he'd twist the jar into the lid. Kept small parts off the workbench and easily seen thru the glass jar.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GIBR7)

The dude who owned my first house did that. The underside of the shelves over the bench in the basement were all baby food jars. My grandfather made some rig from a 4X4 that rotated so you had 4 rows of jars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 26, 2024 10:37 AM (VwHCD)

367
"At least they don't believe in a sky god!"

The believe in a dirt god.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 26, 2024 10:37 AM (63Dwl)

368 Alyssa Milano
@Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:32 AM (FVME7)


She's getting a little long in the tooth, otherwise she could do a f*ck and suck in Hollywood for a few days and get a nice paycheck out of some producer to pay for the entire trip.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:37 AM (gSZYf)

369 How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (mwCIn)

Dr. Drew was talking with Russell Brand yesterday, and he talked about how, as a young intern, he was all in on the AIDS scare. How he believed Fauci was doing the Lord's work, warning everyone about how they were going to die if they had unprotected sex.

Then he learned how discriminating HIV appeared to be, that it was NOT infecting everyone. Just certain groups of people.

So when he sees this crap now, mostly he was talking about the Covids, but climate change nonsense too, it pisses him off royally, and hopefully there will be many more people who OUGHT to know better who stop that bullshit.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (dGCAG)

370 @Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated. You can read more about the team and make a donation here:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Almost as shameless as couples a Rockefeller or Carnagie doing a GoFundMe for their destination wedding.
Posted by: Tonypete


Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (GIBR7)

371 351 What I find unpleasant about King is his contempt for America. He creates characters that expose his dislike, and his protagonists are often crypto-communist douchebags.

And he just can't shut the f*ck up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:35 AM (gSZYf)

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It's steadily coming out more obviously the deeper I go. I started in earnest in Firestarter which, all things being equal, was a complete mess of a book anyway.

There is no good Christian character left. They all want Kevin Bacon to stop dancing and will murder you if you disagree.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (GBKbO)

372 "At least they don't believe in a sky god!"


--

Some other moron made the observation and I love it:

You can kind of make it all work so long as you allow for one miracle.

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (k1AR8)

373 340.

Oh, come on. That didn't start with Biden. And if you think that's going to stop when (if?) Trump is re-elected, I have a bridge to sell you.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (aCVzN)

374 Alyssa had a nice rack back in the day, but I think it was fake.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)


No, it's real. Just attached to an idiot.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) "From the River to the Sea, Hamas will Simply Cease to Be" at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (5AVMW)

375 "And I looked out to the calm seas, the precursor to destruction, the apocalyptic powers of a hurricane, and I saw my own mortality. With a bated breath, I pushed aside my plate of pizza, made from the rape and manipulation of the natural world, and I realized at last that nature should be raped for our benefit. These calm seas were only calm to lull us into a false sense of security, a prelude to ultimate destruction of our forms."
-Werner Herzog's review of his first Disney cruise, excerpt.
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Snort.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (pZ64F)

376 >>Biden pauses approval of LNG projects after pressure from climate activists

http://tinyurl.com/4ejknrzc
Posted by: JackStraw at January 26, 2024 10:31 AM (ZLI7S)

How much of the push to ban household energy use is an attempt to cover up just how bad our infrastructure is now? Apparently Atlas Shrugged had something similar, and reality is following art (or rather, Rand's experience with the communist takeover of Russia).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (nC+QA)

377 369 I really like Dr. Drew.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (9yWhg)

378 I'm also doing the Richard Bachman stuff. That stuff is...not good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024


***
The Running Man is an exciting story. The others in that collection suffer from being talky and slow -- stuff he wrote, I think, before Carrie and Salem's Lot put him on the map. Thinner is okay, but I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

379 Internet Sez

Alyssa Milano net worth = $45,000,000

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (geLO8)

380 378 The Running Man is an exciting story. The others in that collection suffer from being talky and slow -- stuff he wrote, I think, before Carrie and Salem's Lot put him on the map. Thinner is okay, but I wouldn't recommend it to anybody.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (J2vNu)

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The Running Man is a mess. Arnold's version is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

381 King has no idea why his books work.

Before you say that, you should watch the best screenplay for any of his works, Maximum Overdrive. /sarc.

Weirdly, I recently and finally read Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, and sprang for a Brave New World, Revisited edition. That’s where Huxley writes about the importance of the book. He… did not see it as allegory, but as, basically, hard science fiction. Soma and hypnopaedia were real, the psychology was all hard psychology, etc.

It wasn’t a warning about how “Permanent crisis justifies permanent control of everybody and everything by the agencies of the central government.” It was a warning about the actual drugs used in the book, that were only decades away.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (EXyHK)

382 Wow.

AC really went hog wild there

Cho = Cujo

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (nFnyb)

383 Yo mamma darns socks that smell!

Posted by: Pazuzu at January 26, 2024 10:41 AM (DTX3h)

384
"Darning by Gosh: For All Your Darning Needs"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2024 10:41 AM (xG4kz)

385 I posted this earlier, but was surprised by the lack of response. We've mentioned that Biden will absolutely avoid a debate with Trump by any means necessary, but the Left believes the exact opposite:

I was just talking to a friend about whether trump will avoid debating, likes he's done against the other maga republicans. We're wondering how he's going to try to weasel out of debating Joe Biden?

I don't know how, but his handlers know he can't go on a debate stage as he can hardly keep his thoughts straight now.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 26, 2024 10:41 AM (JCZqz)

386 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) "From the River to the Sea, Hamas will Simply Cease to Be" at January 26, 2024 10:38 AM (5AVMW)

Check the sidebar.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:41 AM (gSZYf)

387 Sometimes when the urge to pee overcomes me, I run out into the yard and urinate on the grass.

I know it's bad for the environment and I feel so shamed, but a proper toilet just isn't as accessible or practical when you're one step from peeing on the carpet.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (J3ryZ)

388 Alyssa had a nice rack back in the day, but I think it was fake.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)

I think she peaked shortly after she came of age, did a handful of Skinamax type movies, and then eventually settled into that witch show, where she had constant RBF.

Hasn't really been worth a look ever since.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (dGCAG)

389 380 The Running Man is a mess. Arnold's version is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

The book is all just "Durr Hurr, Capitalism made the air impossible to breathe!"

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (UnA8+)

390 A lot of people really like "The Shining'.

But, I think his best books are "Pet Semetary' and, surprisingly, "Cho".

Both are sleek, lean and mean, horror/thiller machines. Very well-written(for King) and effective.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024


***
Which one is Cho -- or is it a short story or novella?

Pet Sematary is very creepy, almost as much as Salem's Lot is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (J2vNu)

391 >>>>It's a sickness I tell you!

Posted by: Tonypete
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Nail cutting blade for the sawzall and you've got planks of wood.
Cut the pallet to desired size and buy casters from Harbor F. and you've got a sturdy 4 wheel dolly.

Those 5" expensive rubber casters roll smooth and quiet.
I'm toying with a rolling work station computer and all.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (2HSPn)

392 Really love this one! Would definitely hang.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 26, 2024 10:43 AM (L8hCM)

393 AC really went hog wild there

Cho = Cujo

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (nFnyb)
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"Cho" was King's sally into the world of horror at a Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:43 AM (9XOwt)

394
Weirdly, I recently and finally read Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, and sprang for a Brave New World, Revisited edition. That’s where Huxley writes about the importance of the book. He… did not see it as allegory, but as, basically, hard science fiction. Soma and hypnopaedia were real, the psychology was all hard psychology, etc.

It wasn’t a warning about how “Permanent crisis justifies permanent control of everybody and everything by the agencies of the central government.” It was a warning about the actual drugs used in the book, that were only decades away.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (EXyHK)


And then he decided it was just great. BNW was fine(more or less drugwise).

And wrote, "Island".

Not a great book but an interesting read for the 180* flip.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 10:43 AM (nFnyb)

395 How about you stop manipulating your kids into unfounded and unnecessary existential terror that causes them to become neurotic? That would go a long way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 26, 2024 10:28 AM (mwCIn)

Chris Plante always plays that clip of the crazy broad from Commifornia who says her daughter is afraid because the world is "On Fire" and her kid is angry about it.

Asshole mom = Asshole kid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 26, 2024 10:43 AM (EvkyC)

396
2016-2020
2020-2024

Is there any reason to have a debate?

Posted by: M. Robbie needs help finding letter from 300AD or so about healed people living to this very day at January 26, 2024 10:43 AM (k1AR8)

397 Kept small parts off the workbench and easily seen thru the glass jar.
Posted by: rickb223
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In my basement, courtesy of my wife's uncle Harry, I got plastic baby food jar covers with little hooks for hanging them on the peg board. From sixties or earlier.

Posted by: From about that Time at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (4780s)

398 389 380 The Running Man is a mess. Arnold's version is better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:40 AM (GBKbO)

The book is all just "Durr Hurr, Capitalism made the air impossible to breathe!"
Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (UnA8+)

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Pretty much, and in between is an ill-conceived conceived concept that he barely figures out.

At some point, you'd imagine that King would go, "Hey...the air never became unbreathable even though I'm convinced things have gotten worse not better."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (GBKbO)

399 377 369 I really like Dr. Drew.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (9yWhg)

I haven't really paid much attention to him, but he sure was making a lot of sense.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (dGCAG)

400 Alyssa had a nice rack back in the day, but I think it was fake.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (9yWhg)

I think she peaked shortly after she came of age, did a handful of Skinamax type movies, and then eventually settled into that witch show, where she had constant RBF.

Hasn't really been worth a look ever since.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:42 AM (dGCAG)


Still... she was famous. I sure she could open an OnlyFans account and rake in the medium bucks for a couple months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (zhLdt)

401 Late to the party. Title: Ginger knits Fani a new windsock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (MGqzM)

402 I can appreciate the technical aspects of this painting, the detail for example, but find it flat and uninteresting.
Would not hang.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (t/2Uw)

403 A man is never really free unless he can pee in his own backyard.

Posted by: fd at January 26, 2024 10:45 AM (uH1zk)

404 Check the sidebar.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 26, 2024 10:41 AM (gSZYf)


Hey, my 15 minutes! Thanks Chuck!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 10:45 AM (5AVMW)

405 A very pretty painting and a nice lead-in to the coming weekend. Would consider hanging. Thank you.

A remember my grandmothers routinely darning socks & even recall my fulltime employed mom darning socks when my father was out on strike & they were even more broke than usual. OTOH, had a hubby once demand I darn socks. And then the trash picked up came and he had to learn to live without socks until next paycheck.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 26, 2024 10:45 AM (GshMh)

406
I have darned within the past six weeks.

Cursed a lot, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2024 10:45 AM (xG4kz)

407 I really like Dr. Drew.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:39 AM (9yWhg)

I haven't really paid much attention to him, but he sure was making a lot of sense.
Posted by: BurtTC


He had a show called Loveline in the 90s, where he would advise people on their romantic relationships. Adam Corolla was on it, too, for comic relief, and some chick.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (9yWhg)

408 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.

Posted by: SMOD at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

409 403 A man is never really free unless he can pee in his own backyard.

Guilty.

Me and the dog both had to go about 1:00 am

Posted by: Taggart at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (og5mY)

410 Still... she was famous. I sure she could open an OnlyFans account and rake in the medium bucks for a couple months.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (zhLdt)

Or take up space under the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off punks for $14 a man.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (dGCAG)

411 403 A man is never really free unless he can pee in his own backyard.
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Its best to pee in your neighbors backyard. Ask Conan what is best in life.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (pZ64F)

412 401 Late to the party. Title: Ginger knits Fani a new windsock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (MGqzM)

Fani doesn't need a sock.

She _is_ Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's sock.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (UnA8+)

413 ‘Sharp Turn to the Right’ — Populist Parties Projected to Win EU Parliament Elections in Nine Nations

Posted by: SMOD at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)

414 You can use an old style light bulb as a darning egg. Darning is weaving a patch over the hole.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (L8hCM)

415 408 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
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The downside is ships will sink.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (pZ64F)

416 AC really went hog wild there

Cho = Cujo

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024


***
Oh, Cujo! Not a horror or supernatural story, not a crime story, but a simple novel of suspense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (J2vNu)

417 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Over 400. The Horde is restless this morning.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (W/lyH)

418 408 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
Posted by: SMOD at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (RHGPo)

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Because recruitment overall hasn't been affected negatively by the drop in white recruits?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (GBKbO)

419 Its best to pee in your neighbors backyard. Ask Conan what is best in life.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (pZ64F)
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Something something...crush enemies, pee in their backyards, lamentation of their women?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (9XOwt)

420 @Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated.

GFY. Bitch has zero self awareness. Scunt.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (MGqzM)

421 He had a show called Loveline in the 90s, where he would advise people on their romantic relationships. Adam Corolla was on it, too, for comic relief, and some chick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (9yWhg)

Yeah, I'd seen some of that back in the day, and I sorta pay a little attention to Corolla, and apparently the two still keep in touch.

I forget the chick's name, but she was a model/actress, who had some marginal success in Hollowood, I think. She wasn't completely stupid, as I recall.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (dGCAG)

422 I have always had a bit of pity for Milano. You just know she was passed around Hollywood as a teen like a doobie at a Grateful Dead concert. That has to be damaging.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (aD39U)

423 I just watched a video over at American Thinker of a boat with approx. 30 illegals that hit the shore at Windandsea Beach in La Jolla. They get out and run across the street and in to the neighborhood. There, waiting vans scooped them up. Very well coordinated. A bone of contention with the writer of the piece - has says that they were women, children along with men. No. It was all military aged men. They were also traveling with cans of gas which spilled into the ocean and they scooped up what they could to bring with them and also left their trash.

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (oiNtH)

424 "Gustav Klimt portrait found after vanishing nearly 100 years ago"

Pffft. It doesn't look anything like him.

Posted by: gp Is Reinforcing The Structures at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (MvF+J)

425 408 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
Posted by: SMOD

Was good enough for the Vietnam War, the World Wars.

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (GshMh)

426 401 Late to the party. Title: Ginger knits Fani a new windsock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:44 AM (MGqzM)

Fani doesn't need a sock.

She _is_ Darrius "Sweetdick" Honeycum's sock.
Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM

El Jeffe' referred to her snizz/snuzz as a windsock. I LOLed.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (MGqzM)

427 422.

The only actors in Hollywood who end up NOT damaged seem to be the Ostrums and Henns of the world who decide not to make a career out of it.

Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (aCVzN)

428 ‘Sharp Turn to the Right’ — Populist Parties Projected to Win EU Parliament Elections in Nine Nations
Posted by: SMOD at January 26, 2024 10:47 AM (RHGPo)
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Not that it will mean anything - the unelected bureaucracy is supreme.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (9XOwt)

429 Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated.

---

did you save any of your TV and movie money? Use that.
Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 10:36 AM (geLO


Car washes. Cookie sales. Mow and Rake yards. Dog walking Baby sitting Maybe these would raise money AND teach the kids a more valuable lesson than how to be a grifter and that the world is full of handouts

Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (Ed8Zd)

430 Or take up space under the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off punks for $14 a man.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (dGCAG)


Undercutting Adam Egets price, smart business move!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (5AVMW)

431 I have always had a bit of pity for Milano. You just know she was passed around Hollywood as a teen like a doobie at a Grateful Dead concert. That has to be damaging.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 26, 2024 10:48 AM (aD39U)

No doubt. Most child actors are.

Yes, I'm confident using the word "most."

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:50 AM (dGCAG)

432 My comments at 423 - also meant to add that the writer, Monica Showalter, also asks, where is the Navy? Where is the Coast Guard? Um, you do know who they report to and take orders from right Monica?

Posted by: Cheri at January 26, 2024 10:50 AM (oiNtH)

433 408 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
Posted by: SMOD

"Surprising", considering the regularly missed recruitment targets recently. You currently don't have to be a citizen to join....wonder if they'll continue to relax citizenship requirements? Worked great for Rome!

Posted by: Military Moron at January 26, 2024 10:50 AM (JCZqz)

434 Or take up space under the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off punks for $14 a man.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (dGCAG)

Undercutting Adam Egets price, smart business move!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (5AVMW)

Yes! Thanks for noticing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:51 AM (dGCAG)

435 Oh, this painting is lovely

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2024 10:51 AM (NKqpy)

436 Isn't that semi-retarded, clapped out whore Milano married to some big shot H'wood operator? Have him cough up the shekels.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2024 10:51 AM (0FoWg)

437 Didn't we learn debates are a Leftist moderator using Leftist talking points and gotcha questions?

Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 10:52 AM (fwDg9)

438 You currently don't have to be a citizen to join


That was the case even when I was in the Navy in the 90s. Filipinos, especially, but even Euros could join.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:52 AM (9yWhg)

439 437 Didn't we learn debates are a Leftist moderator using Leftist talking points and gotcha questions?
Posted by: Skip at January 26, 2024 10:52 AM (fwDg9)

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But this time will be different!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:52 AM (GBKbO)

440 We've been told that Hollywood goes anti-American to appease the Chinese market but . . .

Report: Hollywood Is Falling Big in China, With Zero American Movies Making the Top 10 for 2023

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

441 The only actors in Hollywood who end up NOT damaged seem to be the Ostrums and Henns of the world who decide not to make a career out of it.
Posted by: Gryph at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (aCVzN)

I recall Katherine Heigl telling the story about how her mom protected her from the predators when she was something like 15 or 16.

And now she has a reputation of being "hard to work with."

I bet she is, you sickos.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (dGCAG)

442 >>Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated.


She's married to a CAA talent agent and Jack Dorsey is the godfather to one of her kids, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (NKqpy)

443 I'd lay it out.

"Go fuck yourselves. Here's a photo of my hairy Jew ass. Debate that, bitches."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (0FoWg)

444 I have always had a bit of pity for Milano. You just know she was passed around Hollywood as a teen like a doobie at a Grateful Dead concert. That has to be damaging.
Posted by: G'rump928(c)

Not me! I was sweet, pure, and innocent, and no Hollywood or Disney execs attempted to take advantage of me!

Posted by: Lindsay Lohan at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (JCZqz)

445 441 Isn't Katherine Heigl a professing Christian?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:54 AM (9yWhg)

446 440 We've been told that Hollywood goes anti-American to appease the Chinese market but . . .

Report: Hollywood Is Falling Big in China, With Zero American Movies Making the Top 10 for 2023
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

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It was definitely a concerted effort for at least 15-20 years, but China is kicking them out in favor of their own industry.

The anti-Americanism is morphing into the more typical and American variety: Gramsci inspired.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

447 >>>Or take up space under the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off punks for $14 a man.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:46 AM (dGCAG)


Undercutting Adam Egets price, smart business move!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

>And all along I thought minimum wage was $19. I've been cheated again.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at January 26, 2024 10:54 AM (J3ryZ)

448 Report: Hollywood Is Falling Big in China, With Zero American Movies Making the Top 10 for 2023
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Did any of the Hollywood Movies make the Top 10 in America?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 10:54 AM (pZ64F)

449 Should govt have a role in regulating anything?
Not any more. At one time we elected well read, literate, critical thinking legislators; today we have a congress of idiots making
regulatory decisions that affect life or death. (drugs, medicines, emissions, our appliances) They have no factual or analytical knowledge. No, govt. has abdicated its role representing American citizens.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2024 10:54 AM (2HSPn)

450 Sometimes when the urge to pee overcomes me, I run out into the yard and urinate on the grass.

I know it's bad for the environment and I feel so shamed, but a proper toilet just isn't as accessible or practical when you're one step from peeing on the carpet.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


I pee in the backyard. Then I look over/thru the fence and watch a cow piss and I feel totally inadequate.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (GIBR7)

451 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
Posted by: SMOD

Retards with heavy weapons; what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (FVME7)

452 Or go to the debates, but show up late. When they're all up there waiting and bitching, release the pack of rape dogs in the studio.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (0FoWg)

453 >>I recall Katherine Heigl telling the story about how her mom protected her from the predators when she was something like 15 or 16.

She should've protected her from that weird movie "My Father, the Hero."

But yeah, after the Weinstein revelations, it's become clear that "difficult" actress = difficult to bed.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (NKqpy)

454 Biggest thing my dad did?

He screwed baby jar lids to a strip of wood and then screwed that to the bottom of a shelf over his workbench. Screws and nails and small parts went into baby food jars and then he'd twist the jar into the lid. Kept small parts off the workbench and easily seen thru the glass jar.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:29 AM (GIBR7)

My dad did the same. Many of the dads in the neighborhood used the same technique. Of course, they all went through the depression and WW2. Wasn't much they didn't save. I'm the same way.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at January 26, 2024 10:56 AM (iODuv)

455 Katherine Heigl was a smokeshow back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:56 AM (9yWhg)

456 Yes! Thanks for noticing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 26, 2024 10:51 AM (dGCAG)


Hey, always gotta acknowledge a Norm reference!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 26, 2024 10:57 AM (5AVMW)

457 I'm glad I live where I can pee anywhere in my yard. My girls always give me crap about it, same as when I am on the boat. I always say. If you could, you would too. They know I am right.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:57 AM (MGqzM)

458 Katherine Heigl was a smokeshow back in the day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 10:56 AM

I would say she still is. I think I saw somewhere that she moved out to like Idaho or something away from Hellywood. Good on her.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 26, 2024 10:58 AM (MGqzM)

459 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
Posted by: SMOD

Retards with heavy weapons; what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (FVME7)


Given that a large portion of the officer corps is filled with anti-American jackasses, probably less than you might imagine.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at January 26, 2024 10:58 AM (zhLdt)

460 Another Kari Lake reveal, though unfortunately, no name named.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-AM9jXCkY

Posted by: TeeJ at January 26, 2024 10:58 AM (5k0TE)

461 My wife and stepdaughter complain about me pissing in the yard. "You're not an animal," blah blah blah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (0FoWg)

462 Is there any reason to have a debate?
Posted by: M. Robbie

I want to see if Joe can speak coherently, in response to unscripted Trump remarks, for 90 minutes or so. Either legitimately, or while trying to pass-off ear-piece assistance as his own thoughts.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

463 Back out.

Posted by: TeeJ at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (5k0TE)

464 @Alyssa_Milano
My son’s baseball team is raising money for their Cooperstown trip. Any amount would be so greatly appreciated.

So why isn’t the spoiled brat out pounding the pavement selling fundraiser chocolate bars like the rest of the little leaguers in the world?

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (wu87C)

465 Cutting to the chase race!

Joy Reid: Securing the Border Is Racist

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (FVME7)

466 I pee in the backyard. Then I look over/thru the fence and watch a cow piss and I feel totally inadequate.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (GIBR7)

Bull in the next pasture thinks "Wait until they get a load of me!"

Posted by: CZ = FNG, Free Republic of Florida at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (MkuC5)

467 Wow Trump walked out of the Court when the Judge threatened to jail his Lawyer for talking when he told her to stop... That Judge should be arrested

Posted by: It's me donna at January 26, 2024 10:59 AM (n2vyf)

468 Joy Reid: Securing the Border Is Racist
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

So then if Trump derailed efforts to do it does it make him anti-Racist?

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 11:01 AM (U42yt)

469 >>So why isn’t the spoiled brat out pounding the pavement selling fundraiser chocolate bars like the rest of the little leaguers in the world?


A guess?

This is Alyssa pretending to be just like other suburban moms, you guyz! Look at me and my kid who needs to fundraise for a Rockwell-like, all American trip to Cooperstown!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 26, 2024 11:01 AM (NKqpy)

470 There are several references in the King James Bible to men pissing against a wall as a way of showing contempt for an adversary.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

471 Maybe darn a little at a time, not one month’s worth all at once.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 26, 2024 11:01 AM (i3Uyc)

472 She assigned each of us boys a different color of thread and would then mark all the socks with several turns of thread of the designated color at the top edge. Made folding and sorting clothes on laundry day much easier.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 26, 2024 09:54 AM (991eG)

I do this with sheet sets- French knots on the inside hems.
I tie the sets with similar colored fabric ties and rotate them in the closet.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 26, 2024 11:01 AM (jN2/U)

473 IDF Considers Arming Civilians With Anti-Tank Weapons

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I'll take two, please.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (FVME7)

474 Noodus throckmortonii

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (J2vNu)

475 NOOD

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (9yWhg)

476 Cookie Milano can’t come with with $10k to send the team to NY?

Sad!

Posted by: Montec at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (U42yt)

477 You live in Hollywood. Send the kid out to go door to door selling marked up monkeypox salve.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (0FoWg)

478 We've been told that Hollywood goes anti-American to appease the Chinese market but . . .

Report: Hollywood Is Falling Big in China, With Zero American Movies Making the Top 10 for 2023
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

========

It was definitely a concerted effort for at least 15-20 years, but China is kicking them out in favor of their own industry.

The anti-Americanism is morphing into the more typical and American variety: Gramsci inspired.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 26, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO)


China's been very clear that they envy the reach of American movies and how they act as "propaganda" for the American Way.

They sucked up to the hollywood weirdos to learn the nuts and bolts of the Hollywood movie to -

start exporting their own worldwide hits exposing the "Chinese Way".

Smart Vs dumb. Guess who was who.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (nFnyb)

479 470 There are several references in the King James Bible to men pissing against a wall as a way of showing contempt for an adversary.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 26, 2024 11:01 AM (9yWhg)

The whole point of being King of the Mountain is so that you can pee on everyone else from the summit.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 11:02 AM (UnA8+)

480 468 Joy Reid: Securing the Border Is Racist
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Would it be racist to extend the US border a couple of hundred miles south? Two ways to play this shit show. Baja has a shit ton of nice beaches.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 26, 2024 11:03 AM (pZ64F)

481
Joy Reid: Securing the Border Is Racist
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


Spokesdolt for the Midwit-eans

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 26, 2024 11:03 AM (xG4kz)

482 218 185 Let's talk about pie tins.

And saving bread bags.
Posted by: A whole drawer full at January 26, 2024 10:14 AM (NBVIP)

I'm standing right here...

Posted by: a really good box at January 26, 2024 11:03 AM (jN2/U)

483 451 The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements for enlistments.
Posted by: SMOD

Retards with heavy weapons; what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at January 26, 2024 10:55 AM (FVME7)

How long before judges start giving kids the option of “either you join the military or I send you to jail”?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 26, 2024 11:04 AM (i3Uyc)

484 >Posted by: LASue at January 26, 2024 10:49 AM (Ed8Zd)


point taken
our HS football team did pancake breakfasts

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 11:06 AM (geLO8)

485 >The United States Navy has taken a surprising turn, dropping all high school diploma and GED requirements
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who won't they take

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 11:07 AM (geLO8)

486
USCIS dot gov: There are approximately 820 individuals either currently serving in the military, or who have signed contracts to serve, who are recipients of DACA and were recruited via the Military Accessions Vital to National Interest (MAVNI) Pilot Program. This reflects approximately 520 individuals in the active duty and reserve component (to include the Selected Reserve (SELRES) Delayed Training Program) and approximately 310 in the Delayed Entry Program. Of the approximately 520 currently serving, personnel master files reflect that approximately 140 have self‐reported a change in their citizenship status to indicate naturalization. Citizenship data is as of July 31, 2017 and subject to change due to attrition, discharges, or other pending naturalization requests.

Recently, To serve in the U.S. military, immigrant recruits must be legally & permanently (through an I-551 or Permanent Residence Card) present in the United States, have work authorization & at least a high school diploma or GED, and speak English. Immigrants can become naturalized through military service after one year of honorable service during peacetime or immediately during a “period of hostility..."

Posted by: L - Confident they're working on new 'rope-a-dope' techniques for the Presidential election at January 26, 2024 11:07 AM (GshMh)

487 hey there's a new post

Posted by: Don Black at January 26, 2024 11:08 AM (geLO8)

488 How long before judges start giving kids the option of “either you join the military or I send you to jail”?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 26, 2024 11:04 AM (i3Uyc)

One of my former co-workers actually had that exact thing happen to him.

Posted by: XTC at January 26, 2024 11:15 AM (UnA8+)

489 ----------------
Would it be racist to extend the US border a couple of hundred miles south? Two ways to play this shit show. Baja has a shit ton of nice beaches.

Posted by: Pudinhead at
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Said that last night. 25th parallel.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 26, 2024 11:25 AM (2HSPn)

490 point taken
our HS football team did pancake breakfasts
Posted by: Don Black
===
Why would they want to go to Cooperstown?

Posted by: From about that Time at January 26, 2024 11:49 AM (4780s)

491 Happy to know they washed their socks before they got the holes fixed

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 26, 2024 05:16 PM (wGqjj)

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