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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Munch Jaeger portrait.jpg

Writer Hans Jaeger
Edvard Munch

Why did I choose this?

[I told you there would be a quiz!]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 09:30 AM (fwDg9)

2 42

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 09:31 AM (sevWW)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2024 09:31 AM (T4tVD)

4 Woul you buy a lady a drink?



"Sure! If one walks in!!"

Posted by: The Paolo at January 11, 2024 09:31 AM (qoGsy)

5 Not bad but not my taste

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 09:32 AM (fwDg9)

6 Those glasses must have been a pita.

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2024 09:32 AM (AwYPR)

7 Nice work, but way too sane for him.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 09:32 AM (QBaJw)

8 Why did I choose this?

[I told you there would be a quiz!]

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Because he looks like Ace ?

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (T4tVD)

9 Monocle in blue velvet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (4I/2K)

10 Off! Paolo's sock.

(I imagine that would be a knee-high.)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (qoGsy)

11 Hey, they were having a sale on bluish grey paint.

Posted by: Edvard Munch at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (NBVIP)

12 The fella has a look on his face, as if he's skeptical about your pitch for a show about nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (QBaJw)

13 Monocle in blue velvet.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (4I/2K)

pince nez

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2024 09:33 AM (AwYPR)

14 "What are YOU lookin' at, punk?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 09:34 AM (7fElN)

15 Guy looks like a commie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 09:34 AM (9yWhg)

16 Writer Hans Jaeger
Edvard Munch
Original Title: Forfatteren Hans Jæger
Date: 1889
Style: Expressionism
Period: European period
Genre: portrait
Media: oil, canvas
Location: National Gallery, Oslo, Norway

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:34 AM (lwOKI)

17 Jaeger Meister!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 09:34 AM (B92C0)

18 Jaeger Meister!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 11, 2024 09:34 AM (B92C0)

Meister Jaeger!

Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2024 09:35 AM (QBaJw)

19 Dirty Old Poof looking...

Would Hang.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2024 09:35 AM (Edu7X)

20 Makes me want to Scream.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

21 If the only other guy in the restaurant is looking at you like that...RUN!

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2024 09:36 AM (RPRTv)

22 Why did I choose this?

---------------------

Because you want to Scream...?

Posted by: bearski at January 11, 2024 09:36 AM (Bhsk7)

23 So, what happens in the show? Something has to happen.

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at January 11, 2024 09:36 AM (NBVIP)

24 He's getting drunk, and he's a writer, so he probably has syphilis, and his name is Jaeger, which means Hunter?

Just guessing over here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 09:36 AM (0FoWg)

25 This guy will be deemed to have shot first

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:37 AM (geLO8)

26 Akvavit is not just for breakfast!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:37 AM (lwOKI)

27 Sacre' Bleu

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 11, 2024 09:37 AM (Sgq8y)

28 "May I see some ID, please?"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 09:37 AM (qoGsy)

29 His name is Hans, yet you can only see one of them.

Posted by: Makes you wonder at January 11, 2024 09:37 AM (NBVIP)

30 Jäegermeister shots!!!

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 09:37 AM (qXnqR)

31 Whattya mean Members Only jackets are out of style?

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (CsUN+)

32 From Wiki-
He was a friend of Edvard Munch and was the subject of one of Munch's paintings, swiftly painted in the rented room of one of Munch's friends.

Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment. Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."

Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

33
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (MoZTd)

34 Whattya mean Members Only jackets are out of style?

Anyway, I'm rockin' this boss fedora, but ironically.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (CsUN+)

35 33
No dog. Not art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (MoZTd)

Want some pokerchips with that?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (ynpvh)

36 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (pZ64F)

37 >>Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment.


Translation: he wanted to be free to f*** anything with a pulse

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (geLO8)

38 Huh. This guy argued for the abolition of marriage and full sexual freedom, but only "within the same social class."

I bet his dad fucked the maid.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (0FoWg)

39 32 From Wiki-
He was a friend of Edvard Munch and was the subject of one of Munch's paintings, swiftly painted in the rented room of one of Munch's friends.

Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment. Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."

Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Dood! Like how 1960's.
Yeah, that always turns out well.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)

40 Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment. Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Ah. So he was an incel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (4I/2K)

41 Why did I choose this?

***********

As a warning.

Fully-clothed mesomorph on a Davenport.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (991eG)

42 37 >>Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment.


Translation: he wanted to be free to f*** anything with a pulse

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (geLO

And possibly without one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)

43 Would not hang
don't want this asshole in my house

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (geLO8)

44 Why did I choose this?

[I told you there would be a quiz!]

Posted by: CBD


Because you misplaced Lardass on an Ottoman?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 09:41 AM (nNux3)

45 "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."


So instead of "punching above your weight" you'd be "Effing above your class."

Posted by: Like me and Melania at January 11, 2024 09:41 AM (NBVIP)

46 Would the markets rally or sell off if Biden resigns?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (pZ64F)

Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2024 09:41 AM (4I/2K)

47 Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood

By that logic artists, politicians and actors would only consort with the hos.

I'm okay with that.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 09:41 AM (J47y1)

48 Glasses, Monocle, or just weird eyes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM (ynpvh)

49 Skoal !

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM (Yem6A)

50 Today's morning art thread includes a shot of Jaeger.

Posted by: PabloD at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM (aNzvb)

51 Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment. Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Ah. So he was an incel.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Sounds more like a pedophile.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM (nNux3)

52 Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment.

Translation: he wanted to be free to f*** anything with a pulse

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (geLO

And possibly without one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)
---
Well, that took an even darker turn...Which is worse? Diddly kids? or diddling the dead?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM (7fElN)

53 52 Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment.

Translation: he wanted to be free to f*** anything with a pulse

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:39 AM (geLO

And possibly without one.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (ynpvh)
---
Well, that took an even darker turn...Which is worse? Diddly kids? or diddling the dead?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM (7fElN)

Power of AND?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:43 AM (ynpvh)

54 In 1886 he was prosecuted for his book Fra Kristiania-bohêmen, then convicted and sentenced to 60 days' imprisonment and a fine of 80 kr for infringement of modesty and public morals, and for blasphemy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:43 AM (lwOKI)

55 Why did I choose this?

[I told you there would be a quiz!]



You own that same hat.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at January 11, 2024 09:43 AM (aD39U)

56 *I bet his dad fucked the maid.*

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: Cuz I gotta tell ya... at January 11, 2024 09:43 AM (NBVIP)

57 Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment. Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

The quote seems contradictory to the sentence before it.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2024 09:43 AM (N3zMI)

58 Well, that took an even darker turn...Which is worse? Diddly kids? or diddling the dead?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

what about dead kids?

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 09:43 AM (CIS44)

59 The novel is set in Christiania, and deals with the everyday life of two friends, "Herman Ek" and "candidate Jarmann". They live in lodgings and spend their days drinking in cafés, discussing philosophy, literature and society reforms. "Jarmann" ends his life by committing suicide, shooting himself after spending his last night with a prostitute.

CBD you were not banging a hooker last night right?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:44 AM (lwOKI)

60 ...Hans Jæger maintained that sexuality should be unrestricted in relationships, arguing that the traditional values of marriage and social class encroached on personal freedom and fulfillment. Jæger asserted that the institution of marriage should be abolished and that there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
++++
Huh. So all relationships from casual to serious must be lateral? That's a sure-fire way to end marriage, I suppose, though I doubt he had that in mind with the assertion.

Also, how do the two bolded parts reconcile? I don't think he thought this through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:45 AM (Zp1WF)

61 "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Well damn I always preferred banging gals with more money than me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:45 AM (lwOKI)

62 Twenty Kroner. Same as in Oslo.

Posted by: As any school child can tell you at January 11, 2024 09:46 AM (NBVIP)

63 61 "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

Well damn I always preferred banging gals with more money than me.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:45 AM (lwOKI)

Didn't have the $20 for the same in town?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:46 AM (ynpvh)

64 Jæger asserted that ... there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."

I'm wiling to grant freedom to any of the girls who escape my dungeon. I'm generous that way.

Posted by: Hans Jaeger at January 11, 2024 09:46 AM (g4WLj)

65 Munch is my least favorite artist .

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 09:46 AM (MNhXM)

66 *Well damn I always preferred banging gals with more money than me.*

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal.

Posted by: Mungo Jerry at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (NBVIP)

67 The person who shot Mister Jaeger was drunk on power.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (991eG)

68 Dude that just wants to be left alone....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (Q4IgG)

69 redridinghood so Jaeger was a Marxist?

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (fwDg9)

70 Well, that took an even darker turn...Which is worse? Diddly kids? or diddling the dead?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM


Just as long as y'all leave me out of this.

Posted by: The Toaster at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

71 61 "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."
Posted by: redridinghood at January 11, 2024 09:38 AM (NpAcC)
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What class did Jæger identify himself? Never heard of the MoFo. He's certainly not Thornstein Veblen.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (pZ64F)

72 Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:44 AM (lwOKI)

Correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (zXPDw)

73 Jæger asserted that ... there should be "full sexual freedom between the sexes in the same social class."


Something, something, Norwegian Wood.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 09:48 AM (J47y1)

74 Well, that took an even darker turn...Which is worse? Diddly kids? or diddling the dead?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM

Just as long as y'all leave me out of this.
Posted by: The Toaster at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

Ditto.

Posted by: The Couch at January 11, 2024 09:48 AM (4I/2K)

75 Hans Jaeger invented sous vide. He named in French, because Austrian didn't sound hoity-toity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 09:48 AM (a3Q+t)

76
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2024 09:48 AM (bEb2S)

77 75 Hans Jaeger invented sous vide. He named in French, because Austrian didn't sound hoity-toity.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 09:48 AM (a3Q+t)

I thought that was the terrorist in the Christmas movie, "Die Hard"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:49 AM (ynpvh)

78 CBD, I hope your misadeventure through Cleveland wasn't too bad!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:49 AM (Zp1WF)

79 Looks like an illustration for a chapter in a book.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 09:49 AM (2ocoG)

80 CBD chose this because . . . the guy looks like Vincent Van Gogh wearing a porkpie and pince-nez? (I say this as someone who has been told more than once that I look like VvG; to which I reply, "I have both ears and am not nuts, but otherwise, thank you.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (J2vNu)

81 Just as long as y'all leave me out of this.
Posted by: The Toaster at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)


Likewise.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (2ocoG)

82 Jaegerschnitzel is pretty good

(sidenote: the auto-correct for Jaegerschnitzel is 'interscholastic')

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (geLO8)

83 Well, that took an even darker turn...Which is worse? Diddly kids? or diddling the dead?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 09:42 AM

Just as long as y'all leave me out of this.
Posted by: The Toaster at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (Wnv9h)

Ditto.
Posted by: The Couch at January 11, 2024 09:48 AM (4I/2K)
---
Y'all don't even wanna know what I've seen...

Posted by: The Apple Pie at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (7fElN)

84 I bet he has a machine gun under that trench coat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (PyjuW)

85 I was born into a poor family. My parents couldn't even afford a "W."

Posted by: Edvard Munch at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (NBVIP)

86 78 CBD, I hope your misadeventure through Cleveland wasn't too bad!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:49 AM (Zp1WF)

Wife has a shirt:
"Adventure is just bad planning"...or something like that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:50 AM (ynpvh)

87 Diddling dead kids should be cured with a 230 gr. Pb injection.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)

88 >I thought that was the terrorist in the Christmas movie, "Die Hard"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


That was lovable rogue Hans Gruber

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:51 AM (geLO8)

89 "full sexual freedom" is why you're sitting alone, dolt.

This picture would do wonders in an interrogation room. Just throw your suspect in there and he'll eventually crack.

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2024 09:51 AM (g4WLj)

90 88 >I thought that was the terrorist in the Christmas movie, "Die Hard"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


That was lovable rogue Hans Gruber

Posted by: Don Black at January 11, 2024 09:51 AM (geLO

What is a Gruber and how does one hand it to someone?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:52 AM (ynpvh)

91 What class did Jæger identify himself?

No doubt considered himself one of the Intelligentsia, the wise experts who should be running everything.

Posted by: Oddbob at January 11, 2024 09:53 AM (sNc8Y)

92 Why did I choose this?
-

You got the munchies?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 09:53 AM (PODEE)

93 89 "full sexual freedom" is why you're sitting alone, dolt.

This picture would do wonders in an interrogation room. Just throw your suspect in there and he'll eventually crack.

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2024 09:51 AM (g4WLj)

He'd be like that judge with the jack-off machine under his robe during court sessions...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:53 AM (ynpvh)

94 89 "full sexual freedom" is why you're sitting alone, dolt.
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Something the cult of Dionysus never picks up on.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 09:53 AM (pZ64F)

95 --------------
What class did Jæger identify himself? Never heard of the MoFo. He's certainly not Thornstein Veblen.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 09:47 AM (pZ64F)

"None of the Above"

Reminds me of a book by Paul Fussell called "Class". He sets up the usual aristo, upper-middle, middle, prol groupings and then at the end invents a group called "X people" - composed of writers, thinkers, artists, etc., who are all more enlightened and above all those bourgeoise idiots. Of course, he's one of them. And being "X", he's entitled to behave however he wants.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 11, 2024 09:54 AM (N3zMI)

96 He'd be like that judge with the jack-off machine under his robe during court sessions...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:53 AM (ynpvh)
++++
What? When and where did that happen? Why did that happen? How did it come out that this happened? What poor bastard discovered it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:54 AM (Zp1WF)

97 Glasses, Monocle, or just weird eyes?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024


***
As someone pointed out above, he's wearing pince-nez glasses ("Pinch-nose"); there are two lenses but no earpieces. The young Ellery Queen was described as wearing these during the first nine or ten novels, but as the authors modified him to keep up with changing times and tastes in detective stories, the pince-nez detail vanished.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 11, 2024 09:54 AM (J2vNu)

98 I can't do Jaeger this early in the morning.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 09:55 AM (lf83v)

99 composed of writers, thinkers, artists, etc., who are all more enlightened and above all those bourgeoise idiots. Of course, he's one of them. And being "X", he's entitled to behave however he wants.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

See also: the first group to find themselves taking a dirt nap when TSHTF.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 09:55 AM (J47y1)

100 Actually, aside from the pince-nez, this guy looks a lot like me in real life. My fedoras and Open Road hats are much less battered, and I don't have a jacket like that -- but the face and beard are eerily similar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (J2vNu)

101 96 He'd be like that judge with the jack-off machine under his robe during court sessions...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:53 AM (ynpvh)
++++
What? When and where did that happen? Why did that happen? How did it come out that this happened? What poor bastard discovered it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:54 AM (Zp1WF)

http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

102 Some social classes are more equal than others.

Posted by: Sexual Farm at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (NBVIP)

103 Ok fine. Have your "full sexual freedom" with all your fully freed friends.

Why do you have to call for the end of traditional marriage for you to have your freedom?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 09:57 AM (PyjuW)

104 Ok fine. Have your "full sexual freedom" with all your fully freed friends.

Why do you have to call for the end of traditional marriage for you to have your freedom?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 09:57 AM (PyjuW)
++++
Because their ideas are best and clearly ought to be enforced across the board so that they aren't just perceived as a bunch of depraved freaks who merit the general contempt of the intelligentsia?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:58 AM (Zp1WF)

105 Why did I choose this?


==


You'll have what he is having ?

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 09:58 AM (V13WU)

106 Reminds me of a book by Paul Fussell called "Class". He sets up the usual aristo, upper-middle, middle, prol groupings and then at the end invents a group called "X people" - composed of writers, thinkers, artists, etc., who are all more enlightened and above all those bourgeoise idiots. Of course, he's one of them. And being "X", he's entitled to behave however he wants.
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So basically classical fancies of liberal arts being surpreme to mechanical arts. AKA - Narcissism.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 09:58 AM (pZ64F)

107 CBD, I hope your misadeventure through Cleveland wasn't too bad!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

For my physical and interview for the USNA, I had to report to a location in Cleveland. I took the bus to Cleveland and then spent night before in the YMCA.

No kidding.

I've seen things Man. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 09:58 AM (J47y1)

108 Joe Biden believed that one should date out of class.

As a high school senior, he was interested in the kindergarten class.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 09:58 AM (lf83v)

109 Writer Hans Jaeger
Edvard Munch

********

Nether Lands - a limerick

A certain young Dutch minor leaguer
Turned out to be a bit overeager
He slipped his date a julep
Then grabbed at her tulips
Ever after was known as 'Hands' Jaeger

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

110 87 Diddling dead kids should be cured with a 230 gr. Pb injection.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at January 11, 2024 09:51 AM (a3Q+t)


230 gr. Pb injection x3 in Texas

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (hOUT3)

111 http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)
++++
Well. That's something I know now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Zp1WF)

112 108 Joe Biden believed that one should date out of class.

As a high school senior, he was interested in the kindergarten class.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 09:58 AM (lf83v)

He's still interested in them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (ynpvh)

113 Watched a doc. last night...A lady researched for 7 years whether Van Gogh cut off the whole ear or just the lobe. Conclusion? All of it.

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (AwYPR)

114 I bet his dad fucked the maid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (0FoWg)

I did fuck the maid.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Arnold Schwantznegger at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Edu7X)

115 Didn't have the $20 for the same in town?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:46 AM (ynpvh)

ha

my first real paychecks were about 60 bucks a week

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (lwOKI)

116 Hans Inpants.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 10:01 AM (lf83v)

117 111 http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)
++++
Well. That's something I know now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Zp1WF)


The more you know... ::: insert Logo Here :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:01 AM (ynpvh)

118 http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)
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Talk about a stiff prison sentence!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:01 AM (PODEE)

119 114 I bet his dad fucked the maid.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 09:40 AM (0FoWg)

I did fuck the maid.

Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Arnold Schwantznegger at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (Edu7X)

Big-boned, just the way Arnie liked them...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (ynpvh)

120 'Hands' Jaeger
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 09:59 AM (991eG)

Its Meister to you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (lwOKI)

121 Fat Fuck Christie quit in an effort to swing his weight (get it get it??) to Haley in NH. Who knows it might work, if all his support goes to her.

Won’t mean much because outside NH Trump is winning by high double digits. But GOPe gotta GOPe.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (qXnqR)

122 Morning.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (1Yy3c)

123 pince-nez glasses > Nez-Perce tribe

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 10:03 AM (991eG)

124 118 http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)
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Talk about a stiff prison sentence!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:01 AM (PODEE)

He loved his job while he had it...
BTW...PODEE?
https://www.podee.com/

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh)

125 Carrington is a true life movie with Emma Thompson playing the title character, a painter in love with a homo writer. The artistic group they formed seem to follow the Jaeger philosophy.

What a crappy immoral movie it was.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:03 AM (MNhXM)

126 Fat Fuck Christie....

by high double digits. But GOPe gotta GOPe.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (qXnqR)
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100 comment kilo rule.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (PODEE)

127 121 Fat Fuck Christie quit in an effort to swing his weight (get it get it??) to Haley in NH. Who knows it might work, if all his support goes to her.

Won’t mean much because outside NH Trump is winning by high double digits. But GOPe gotta GOPe.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (qXnqR)

so 2% plus 4% is *type on number pad*

AINT SHIT

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (lwOKI)

128 125 Carrington is a true life movie with Emma Thompson playing the title character, a painter in love with a homo writer. The artistic group they formed seem to follow the Jaeger philosophy.

What a crappy immoral movie it was.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:03 AM (MNhXM)

There is slang for a woman like that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (ynpvh)

129 I went over to Althouse's site and I see she is trying to find the polite term for illegal aliens.

You see even though they are aliens who are here illegally, its not polite to call them that. "No one is illegal"

And you know, I'm going to agree with her here. How about we decide on "colonizer"? Academia has decided other mass movements of people to new lands is colonization and...looks pretty fitting doesn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (ibTVg)

130 He was using the autoblow during testimony in a child murder trial. This guy probably has a storage locker full of skeletal remains somewhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:05 AM (0FoWg)

131 126 Fat Fuck Christie....

by high double digits. But GOPe gotta GOPe.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (qXnqR)
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100 comment kilo STONE rule.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (PODEE)

FIFY

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:05 AM (ynpvh)

132 BTW...PODEE?
https://www.podee.com/
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:03 AM (ynpvh)
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What moron doesn't like nipples?

Y'all just jealous!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:05 AM (PODEE)

133 http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

Got four years for using a penis pump during trial?

That's more time than most rapists.

Come oooon!!!!!! He had the robe on. It's not like anyone saw anything.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)

134 A former judge who masturbated with a penis pump during trials was sentenced to four years in prison.

We are here to

PUMP YOU UP

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (lwOKI)

135 Pez dispenser >>>pince-nez glasses > Nez-Perce tribe

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (991eG)

136 133 http://tinyurl.com/46d3f6yp
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 09:56 AM (ynpvh)

Got four years for using a penis pump during trial?

That's more time than most rapists.

Come oooon!!!!!! He had the robe on. It's not like anyone saw anything.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (1Yy3c)

But what they heard scarred them for life...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

137 Looks like Hunter showing up in the gallery for his own deposition. Contemptuous, arrogant, untouchable.

Posted by: red speck at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (0Id0S)

138 Fat Fuck Christie quit in an effort to swing his weight (get it get it??) to Haley in NH.

.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:02 AM (qXnqR)

I just read he said "She's toast"....always thinking about the next meal.

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (AwYPR)

139 Absinthe: it's a beverage AND a wall paint!

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (cqqGB)

140 100 comment kilo STONE rule.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (PODEE)

FIFY
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:05 AM (ynpvh)
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Obligatory musical interlude:

https://youtu.be/RRh0QiXyZSk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (PODEE)

141 Oh yes Haley's campaign is about to receive a huge boost from Christie's Mighty 1%.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (zgWR7)

142 If you're jerking off while some dude is crying in front of you about his murdered granddaughter, you should probably be in one of those Hannibal Lectern cells forever. That is beyond twisted.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (0FoWg)

143 Absinthe: it's a beverage AND a wall paint!
Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (cqqGB)
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Ironically, if you get drunk enough on it, you become.... absinthe-minded.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:08 AM (PODEE)

144 Being a judge don't you have a relatively small amount of actual work time? At least in front of people?

Couldn't he at least wait to go to his chambers?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:08 AM (ibTVg)

145 Pez dispenser >>>pince-nez glasses > Nez-Perce tribe
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM


Why do you hate my sisters and brothers?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 11, 2024 10:08 AM (a3Q+t)

146 HydroMax Penis Pump > Air Penis Pumps

Posted by: Bathmate Direct at January 11, 2024 10:08 AM (Edu7X)

147 A former judge who masturbated with a penis pump during trials was sentenced to four years in prison.

"So...what are you in for?"

Posted by: #107235 at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (g4WLj)

148 But what they heard scarred them for life...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM (ynpvh)

Gotta think of it like the sounds of the animal kingdom.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (1Yy3c)

149 Lose the pants, he'd resemble Hunt.

5 things you probably didn't know about Edvard Munch
He shot his finger off in the heat of passion. ...
He was a selfie pioneer. ...
He predicted the invention of the mobile phone in 1910. ...
He once offered to swap a version of The Sick Child for 100 steaks. ...
His style of painting changed after he checked himself into a sanitarium.

Any quiz answers in ^ ?

I'd pass on hanging the painting, and I also don't like the Scream. Thanks.

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (GshMh)

150 Fat Fuck Christie quit
_______

Old and busted: "I swear to you, sitting on a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one." - George R. R. Martin

New Hotness: "I swear to you, getting out of a beach chair is a thousand times harder than sitting on one." - Chris Christie

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (lf83v)

151 If you're jerking off while some dude is crying in front of you about his murdered granddaughter, you should probably be in one of those Hannibal Lectern cells forever. That is beyond twisted.

Wait...you are saying we shouldn't find this sort of thing arousing?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab watching Shindler's list with a bottle of lotion and some kleenex at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (ibTVg)

152 I like the scene where Austin Powers was trying deny the penis pump was his.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:10 AM (MNhXM)

153 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:10 AM (0FoWg)

154 New Hotness: "I swear to you, getting out of a beach chair is a thousand times harder than sitting on one." - Chris Christie

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (lf83v)

witness!

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2024 10:12 AM (AwYPR)

155 MD 20/20 will do when you don’t have absinthe.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:12 AM (MNhXM)

156 He once offered to swap a version of The Sick Child for 100 steaks.
Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (GshMh)

Munch gonna munch.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:12 AM (1Yy3c)

157 153 Can't top that. I am not worthy.

Posted by: It's OK To Be gp at January 11, 2024 10:12 AM (cqqGB)

158 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:10 AM (0FoWg)

When you drink so much you have an out of body experience and even your spirit pukes?

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:13 AM (1Yy3c)

159 (a quote from the Judge article)

“Such conduct can do nothing other than to undermine public confidence and trust in the dignity and integrity of the judiciary and the legal profession.”

Man, talk about a résumé enhancer! Have him give me a call!

Posted by: Merrick Garland at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)

160 153 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.
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So have you tried homemade Soju?

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (pZ64F)

161 Jason statham in a time machine

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (PXvVL)

162 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Most of us folks just aspire to greatness. Others here. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (J47y1)

163 I drank a fair amount of absinthe in the rain forest

It was transcendental.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 10:15 AM (ELuCO)

164 A former judge who masturbated with a penis pump during trials was sentenced to four years in prison.

We are here to

PUMP YOU UP
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2024 10:06 AM


Do not drag us into this.

Posted by: Hans und Franz at January 11, 2024 10:15 AM (Wnv9h)

165 “Such conduct can do nothing other than to undermine public confidence and trust in the dignity and integrity of the judiciary and the legal profession.”

Better or worse then the Trump trial judge hiring her boytoy?

I'd say this isn't *as* bad, but I bet penis pump judge is the only one going to prison...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:16 AM (ibTVg)

166 I drank a fair amount of absinthe in the rain forest

It was transcendental.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 10:15 AM (ELuCO)

In other words you puked on Tarzan's loincloth, didn't you.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:16 AM (1Yy3c)

167 RIP Bud Harrelson.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 10:17 AM (lf83v)

168 So it's a sex toy thread now?

Posted by: Trying to keep up at January 11, 2024 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

169 I'd say this isn't *as* bad, but I bet white male penis pump judge is the only one going to prison...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:16 AM (ibTVg)


FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at January 11, 2024 10:17 AM (hOUT3)

170 So have you tried homemade Soju?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (pZ64F)
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No, just the bottled stuff? How is it "home made?" Is it just sorghum moonshine, or is there more to it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (Zp1WF)

171 So it's a sex toy thread now?
Posted by: Trying to keep up at January 11, 2024 10:17 AM (NBVIP)

Would you rather it become a movie thread?

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (1Yy3c)

172 156. Munch gonna munch.
Posted by: Robert

Given the twist & turn of comments, I'm amused but won't pursue further. (It's a pent up energy Thursday, or something.)

Posted by: L - They don't have to outrun the bear. They only have to outrun us - for now at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (GshMh)

173 RIP Bud Harrelson.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 10:17 AM (lf83v)

Always wondered what he said to Pete Rose.

Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (AwYPR)

174 CBD, I hope your misadeventure through Cleveland wasn't too bad!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 09:49 AM (Zp1WF)


On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (zXPDw)

175 (a quote from the Judge article)

“Such conduct can do nothing other than to undermine public confidence and trust in the dignity and integrity of the judiciary and the legal profession.”

Posted by: Merrick Garland at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (a3Q+t)
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A question from this Moron: won't disrobing the judge exacerbate the problem?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (PODEE)

176 “Look, I think the House is doing exactly the right thing,” Cruz said. “I think Alejandro Mayorkas should be impeached. I think he should have been impeached two years ago. You got to understand, it’s not that Mayorkas is bad at his job. It’s that he is openly defying federal law. He is not trying to secure the border. He is instead trying to accelerate illegal immigration. He is trying to process illegal immigrants faster. We’ve had over that Joe Biden’s entire tenure 9.6 million illegal immigrants flood into this country. And Mayorkas is ignoring the laws on the books and is subjecting the American people to enormous risk.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (RHGPo)

177 Would you rather it become a movie thread?
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (1Yy3c)
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The video operations manual can help it be both!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM (Zp1WF)

178 141 Oh yes Haley's campaign is about to receive a huge boost from Christie's Mighty 1%.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2024 10:07 AM (zgWR7)

In NH Christie is at 12% right now.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (qXnqR)

179 On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM


I'd say have fun, but....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

180 Remember that Detroit school board guy who got fired for jerking off in front of people, and then it turned out he was also *illiterate*?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (0FoWg)

181 So it's a sex toy thread now?

Let me recommend the 3000W Kitty Pounder 9000. Its great for those nights when the fleet isn't in town.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (ibTVg)

182 Old and busted: "I swear to you, sitting on a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one." - George R. R. Martin

New Hotness: "I swear to you, getting out of a beach chair is a thousand times harder than sitting on one." - Chris Christie
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (lf83v)
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That second quote could be Martin's as well. He ain't exactly a skinny dude.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (7fElN)

183 Remember that Detroit school board guy who got fired for jerking off in front of people, and then it turned out he was also *illiterate*?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (0FoWg)
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No, but it sounds about right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (Zp1WF)

184 The horseshit inflation number the govt produces came in hotter than expected. Oh noes.

It will later be corrected higher with no media coverage.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (uKeRS)

185 Inflation Reignites

Consumer Prices Rose at a Faster Pace in December

Cut or No Cut? Fed Rates Become Election-Year Flashpoint

.. is this the reason for the pivot away from Bidenomics

Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:20 AM (RHGPo)

186 If Haley loses, at least she has that new Star Wars movie director job lined up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2024 10:20 AM (uKeRS)

187 The GOPe is going all in on NH. Christie dropping out right now is a bid to consolidate Haley as the anti-Trump option. If she wins NH, then the MSM will be giddy and go all in on her as well into SC.

It’s a Hail Mary but it’s all the GOPe has.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:21 AM (qXnqR)

188 If Haley loses, at least she has that new Star Wars movie director job lined up.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 11, 2024 10:20 AM (uKeRS)
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Damn.

Well done.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:21 AM (Zp1WF)

189 On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM
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Sit away from the exit doors!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:21 AM (PODEE)

190 Judge should have held the trial via Zoom.

Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (NBVIP)

191 Remember that Detroit school board guy who got fired for jerking off in front of people, and then it turned out he was also *illiterate*?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (0FoWg)
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No, but it sounds about right.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (Zp1WF)
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I was reflecting this morning on how the American education system *proudly* endorses illiteracy now. Educators are determined to create mindless drones who are unable to read and therefore cannot think for themselves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (7fElN)

192 On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM
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Well, enjoy getting home, at least.

At least commuter jets are small and therefore quick to empty out at the end!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (Zp1WF)

193 170 So have you tried homemade Soju?
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 10:14 AM (pZ64F)
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No, just the bottled stuff? How is it "home made?" Is it just sorghum moonshine, or is there more to it?
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Don't know. It put one of my corporals into a coma, though.

Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (pZ64F)

194 New Hampshire has turned into Boston North in the last 20-30 years. It’s not the Live Free or Die NH anymore. Hasn’t been for a long time.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (qXnqR)

195 LOL he was the PRESIDENT of the school board. Otis Mathis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (0FoWg)

196 The gun controls in Oregon’s Ballot Measure 114 (BM 114) were permanently blocked via a General Judgment entered January 9, 2024, by Harney County Circuit Court Judge Robert Raschio.

Raschio initially blocked the gun controls just days before they were to go into effect.

Breitbart News reported Raschio issued a temporary restraining order against BM 114 on December 6, 2022, in a case filed by Gun Owners of America. BM 114 then spent months in state and federal courts and was again blocked from Raschio, via a permanent injunction, on November 21, 2023.

Litigation continued but ended on January 9, 2024, when Raschio solidified the permanent injunction against BM 114, noting, “…IT IS HEREBY DECLARED that Ballot Measure 114 is facially unconstitutional in all of its applications under Oregon Constitution, Article l, section 27; and IT IS HEREBY ORDERED that Defendants and Defendants’ Agents are permanently enjoined from enforcing all provisions of Ballot Measure 14.”

Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (RHGPo)

197 Don't know. It put one of my corporals into a coma, though.
Posted by: Pudinhead at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (pZ64F)
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Dang.

I'll bet it was some Korean "white lightning."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:23 AM (Zp1WF)

198 On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.

_____________

That MFer is not real!

Posted by: Plane Lady at January 11, 2024 10:23 AM (lf83v)

199 In NH Christie is at 12% right now.
Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (qXnqR)
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Which proves that Christie will have a crushing impact if he throws his weight behind Haley.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at January 11, 2024 10:23 AM (PODEE)

200 New Hampshire has turned into Boston North in the last 20-30 years. It’s not the Live Free or Die NH anymore. Hasn’t been for a long time.

Not sure about that.

If you get out of the cities you still see Trump signs everywhere.

Yes, the vote totals look like Massholeland North BUT...I suspect those are mostly "fortified" results.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:24 AM (ibTVg)

201 LOL he was the PRESIDENT of the school board. Otis Mathis.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (0FoWg)

That is pretty impressive considering. To keep his illiteracy hidden to that extent took some work.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:24 AM (MNhXM)

202 Illiterate school board president for a school board producing illiterate graduates is very on point.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:24 AM (qXnqR)

203 *On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.*

Just keep me below 16,000 feet.

Posted by: Your trusty iPhone at January 11, 2024 10:25 AM (NBVIP)

204 I miss the days of half full planes. Stretching out was nice

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 11, 2024 10:25 AM (R4t5M)

205 Not sure about that.

If you get out of the cities you still see Trump signs everywhere.



Sure. But the same can be said of California. Problem is the population is concentrated in the cities.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:25 AM (qXnqR)

206 I hope that the conservative Supremes and Roberts are watching carefully what is happening in Poland. Depending on their decisions on the Trump cases the left maybe emboldened to go all out. Roberts can only save one: his precious globalist circle of friends or the USA.

Posted by: Floridachick at January 11, 2024 10:26 AM (YGgwq)

207 179 On the plane now. Full commuter jet! That's always fun.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:18 AM

I'd say have fun, but....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:19 AM (Wnv9h)

Hopefully you won't experience any door issues, or even anything resembling peanut butter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2024 10:26 AM (N39Ws)

208 New Hampshire has turned into Boston North in the last 20-30 years. It’s not the Live Free or Die NH anymore. Hasn’t been for a long time.

Not sure about that.

If you get out of the cities you still see Trump signs everywhere.

Yes, the vote totals look like Massholeland North BUT...I suspect those are mostly "fortified" results.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:24 AM


Outside of Portsmouth and Manch Vegas, NH is still pretty red. Or at least as red as NE is going to be these days.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:27 AM (Wnv9h)

209 Some social classes are more equal than others.
Posted by: Sexual Farm
-----------
Missionary bad!
Doggie-style good!

Posted by: The Animals at January 11, 2024 10:27 AM (2yu8s)

210 The GOPe is going all in on NH. Christie dropping out right now is a bid to consolidate Haley as the anti-Trump option. If she wins NH, then the MSM will be giddy and go all in on her as well into SC.

It’s a Hail Mary but it’s all the GOPe has.


If Trump wins, there will be a case of mass amnesia, and a stampede of people who were "always on Team Trump".

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 10:27 AM (CsUN+)

211 The gun controls in Oregon’s Ballot Measure 114 (BM 114)

Name it something different, because BM is bowel movement no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 10:27 AM (nNux3)

212 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

213 The gun controls in Oregon’s Ballot Measure 114 (BM 114)

Name it something different, because BM is bowel movement no matter how you slice it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 10:27 AM (nNux3)



Well, it IS a shitty bill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:28 AM (Zz0t1)

214 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)

215 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:28 AM (Wnv9h)



Woot!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

216 211 The gun controls in Oregon’s Ballot Measure 114 (BM 114)

Name it something different, because BM is bowel movement no matter how you slice it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 10:27 AM (nNux3)

Can't say I ever had a BM so big I had to slice it to flush it.

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:30 AM (1Yy3c)

217 Sure. But the same can be said of California. Problem is the population is concentrated in the cities.

Less in NH then CA.

Greater LA population is almost 20M out of CA's almost 40M.

Manchester has a population of about 100K out of NH's 1.4M.

I suspect absent urban fraud NH is red if not bright red.

Absent the urban fraud CA is probably still blue (especially if you count the illegal's ballots coming from all over)

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:30 AM (ibTVg)

218 For all the noise about Austin's prostate absence, there's something we're not being told. I have had relatives go in and have an ultrasound prostate removal treatment, and it was at most an overnight stay. Yet we're told Austin was in ICU for at least 4 full days. That doesn't add up, unless something else happened that they don't want us to know about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2024 10:30 AM (i9ffA)

219 Yet we're told Austin was in ICU for at least 4 full days. That doesn't add up, unless something else happened that they don't want us to know about.

In order of likelihood

1) GBS
2) Spike Protein heart damage
3) Turbocancer
4) He was trying to become she and the penis slicing went wrong...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:31 AM (ibTVg)

220 Manchester has a population of about 100K out of NH's 1.4M.



Metro Manchester is 420k.

Posted by: Montec at January 11, 2024 10:32 AM (qXnqR)

221 That doesn't add up, unless something else happened that they don't want us to know about.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2024 10:30 AM (i9ffA)

"I'm sorry, Mr. Secretary, but due to a tragic mix up we accidentally sewed your asshole shut."

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:32 AM (1Yy3c)

222 200 New Hampshire has turned into Boston North in the last 20-30 years. It’s not the Live Free or Die NH anymore. Hasn’t been for a long time.

Not sure about that.

If you get out of the cities you still see Trump signs everywhere.

Yes, the vote totals look like Massholeland North BUT...I suspect those are mostly "fortified" results.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:24 AM (ibTVg)

COVID lockdowns resulted in a lot of blue-staters to make their NH vacation homes their permanent residence. Don't underestimate the impact of this.

That said - There are a lot of Trump supporters around. Some with signs in their yards, others not advertising their support but behind him just the same.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2024 10:32 AM (N39Ws)

223 Can't say I ever had a BM so big I had to slice it to flush it.
Posted by: Robert


Amazon sells a poop knife. (No shit)

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 10:33 AM (nNux3)

224 At least commuter jets are small and therefore quick to empty out at the end!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:22 AM (Zp1WF)


It's actually not bad. More leg room than typical. Embraer (sp) 170.

And they are bumping people...it's overbooked!

Thanks Boeing!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (yS1tC)

225 Can't say I ever had a BM so big I had to slice it to flush it.
Posted by: Robert



So, you've never been to the all-you-can-eat Brazilian Steakhouse, then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

226 COVID lockdowns resulted in a lot of blue-staters to make their NH vacation homes their permanent residence. Don't underestimate the impact of this.

I do wonder what percentage of the voters coming out of places like NH, ME, or FL before DeSantis, are actually people from MA/NY/NJ/etc.

Urban leftists do seem to like to vote early and often...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (ibTVg)

227 And they are bumping people...it's overbooked!

Thanks Boeing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (yS1tC)



Boeing books flights?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

228 For all the noise about Austin's prostate absence, there's something we're not being told. I have had relatives go in and have an ultrasound prostate removal treatment, and it was at most an overnight stay. Yet we're told Austin was in ICU for at least 4 full days. That doesn't add up, unless something else happened that they don't want us to know about.

Peter Doocy (of course) reduced John Kirby to spluttering incoherence on this topic yesterday.

http://tinyurl.com/avbbdv68

Meanwhile, Vivek utterly destroyed the media and their now only-in-memory credibility.

http://tinyurl.com/yun9zjdz

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 10:35 AM (CsUN+)

229 Can't say I ever had a BM so big I had to slice it to flush it.

Low flow toilets and McMeals are not a good combination for your plumbing.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:35 AM (ibTVg)

230 name test

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember the 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 10:36 AM (tT7jR)

231 So, you've never been to the all-you-can-eat Brazilian Steakhouse, then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)

I took son #1 to one of those. I was unimpressed.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 10:36 AM (OG98j)

232 During an interview with MSNBC on Wednesday, Biden 2024 Campaign Co-Chair Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC) said that President Joe Biden “has delivered for the American people in such a way that nobody seems to grasp.” And that Biden “can be a greater President when we get people to understand all of what he has done rather than to listen to all of the garbage, the disinformation that’s going on out there and look at the facts and stop listening to all of this tweeting and stuff that’s going on out there that’s not good for the American people.”

.. this guy is guilty of acting like a disrespectful stereotype

Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:37 AM (RHGPo)

233 It's actually not bad. More leg room than typical. Embraer (sp) 170. ...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (yS1tC)
++++
I have never had a bad experience on an Embraer regional jet. Cramped, of course (it's a small plane) but they're quiet and smooth in my experience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:38 AM (Zp1WF)

234 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Definitely would not hang.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2024 10:39 AM (W/lyH)

235 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Abisinthe makes the puke go yonder?

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 11, 2024 10:39 AM (OUMaO)

236 During an interview with MSNBC on Wednesday, Biden 2024 Campaign Co-Chair Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC) said that President Joe Biden “has delivered for the American people in such a way that nobody seems to grasp.” And that Biden “can be a greater President when we get people to understand all of what he has done rather than to listen to all of the garbage, the disinformation that’s going on out there and look at the facts and stop listening to all of this tweeting and stuff that’s going on out there that’s not good for the American people.” ...
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:37 AM (RHGPo)
++++
"Close your lyin' eyes and trust me!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:39 AM (Zp1WF)

237 name test
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember the 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 10:36 AM (tT7jR)

Woodeye !

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2024 10:40 AM (T4tVD)

238 South Africa is a sewer.

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 10:40 AM (V13WU)

239 Looks like Bill Belichick is out.

http://tinyurl.com/ypspukrp

Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:40 AM (1Yy3c)

240 I saw Poop Knife open for Shonen Knife at the Budokan in '84.

Posted by: good show at January 11, 2024 10:41 AM (AA8bA)

241 Hope it's demise is real and spectacular. As it deserves.

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 10:41 AM (V13WU)

242 236 "Close your lyin' eyes and trust me!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:39 AM (Zp1WF)

=======

If only Democrats could message better.

Perhaps they should nationalize the news media to make sure that the media is best at messaging.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:41 AM (GBKbO)

243 And they are bumping people...it's overbooked!

Thanks Boeing!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...liberal esthete at January 11, 2024 10:34 AM (yS1tC)


Boeing books flights?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden


More the number of flights getting screwed up due to their shoddy workmanship.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 11, 2024 10:41 AM (OUMaO)

244
I took son #1 to one of those. I was unimpressed.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 11, 2024 10:36 AM (OG98j)



Oh, I love those. They're just really expensive. If you can find the dude carrying the sword with rare beef on it, make him your bestie.

*drools*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

245 Belichick out...say, what is Jim Harbaugh up to ??

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 10:42 AM (V13WU)

246
More the number of flights getting screwed up due to their shoddy workmanship.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at January 11, 2024 10:41 AM (OUMaO)



That'll do it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

247 I keep seeing comments about Poland but not a clue what happened to warrant them. Guess I could go look

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (fwDg9)

248 Belichick out...say, what is Jim Harbaugh up to ??
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 10:42 AM (V13WU)



I believe he's also unemployed at the moment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

249 239 Looks like Bill Belichick is out.

http://tinyurl.com/ypspukrp
Posted by: Robert at January 11, 2024 10:40 AM (1Yy3c)

Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh has been a topic of discussion for a NFL coaching job.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (N39Ws)

250 Boeing books flights?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

More the number of flights getting screwed up due to their shoddy workmanship.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban

100s maybe close to a 1000 planes have been grounded due to the plug design flaw

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (CIS44)

251 Things people *have* to purchase every day cost twice what they did in 2021, but Biden just can't get his message out because racism.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember the 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (tT7jR)

252 elichick out...say, what is Jim Harbaugh up to ??
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 10:42 AM (V13WU)


I believe he's also unemployed at the moment.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

eventually coaching the chargers

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (CIS44)

253 If you get out of the cities you still see Trump signs everywhere.



Sure. But the same can be said of California. Problem is the population is concentrated in the cities.


Cities are so overcrowded no one lives there anymore.

Posted by: Yogi Bear, Picinic Baskets & Identity Crises at January 11, 2024 10:44 AM (pjs7m)

254 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice



Dude.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at January 11, 2024 10:44 AM (9yWhg)

255 Things people *have* to purchase every day cost twice what they did in 2021, but Biden just can't get his message out because racism.

I remember when Babs Streisand was going on about good the economy is under Biden.

I'd love to see someone ask her how much a pound of ground beef costs today...and how much it cost in the Trump years.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:44 AM (ibTVg)

256
Meanwhile, Vivek utterly destroyed the media and their now only-in-memory credibility.

http://tinyurl.com/yun9zjdz
Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 10:35 AM (CsUN+)



The woman arguing with him at the end is EXACTLY why the media is the enemy of the people.

All Vivek needed to say was "YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR JOBS. You are media. Your job is to investigate stories and report the FACTS. You did NONE of that with regards to Trump, Russian Collusion, Covid 19, Hunter's laptop. YOU RAN WITH WHAT THEY GAVE YOU. Therefore, you SUCK at your job."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

257 Things people *have* to purchase every day cost twice what they did in 2021, but Biden just can't get his message out because racism.
Posted by: Nikki Haley - Po

but milk is down to 5$ a gallon and eggs are down to 6$ a dozen. Winning baby.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:45 AM (CIS44)

258 The globalists purged the nationalist party

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at January 11, 2024 10:45 AM (PXvVL)

259
100s maybe close to a 1000 planes have been grounded due to the plug design flaw
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (CIS44)



They never learn.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

260 Poland: Police Raid Presidential Palace To Arrest Conservative MPs
Liberal media welcomes authoritarian turn by EU-backed Tusk government.

Poland’s political power struggle intensified on Tuesday as police stormed the Presidential Palace in Warsaw, arresting two former Law and Justice (PiS) ministers amid new claims of rising authoritarianism from the recently installed Donald Tusk administration.

Former interior minister and deputy interior minister Mariusz Kamiński and Maciej Wąsik were snatched by police on abuse-of-power charges dating back to 2007, with both politicians decrying the arrests as politically motivated.

http://tinyurl.com/ayaw8u7s

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 11, 2024 10:46 AM (2yu8s)

261 I'd love to see someone ask her how much a pound of ground beef costs today...and how much it cost in the Trump years.
Posted by: 18-1

she would have no idea as to the answer to either of these questions. these people do not go to the store and purchase things themselves.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:46 AM (CIS44)

262 256 The woman arguing with him at the end is EXACTLY why the media is the enemy of the people.

All Vivek needed to say was "YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR JOBS. You are media. Your job is to investigate stories and report the FACTS. You did NONE of that with regards to Trump, Russian Collusion, Covid 19, Hunter's laptop. YOU RAN WITH WHAT THEY GAVE YOU. Therefore, you SUCK at your job."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

"We just were using the facts we had at the time."

The facts were wrong. They were not facts. They were narrative. Who gave you those facts? Do you still use them as sources? Have you punished those who believed the false facts because they obviously can't be trusted to differentiate fact from false narratives meant to push political whims?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:46 AM (GBKbO)

263 Pez dispenser >>>pince-nez glasses > Nez-Perce tribe
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024


***
From what I've read, that tribe didn't actually go around with pierced noses. I suspect some French trapper met one of them who did have a ring or other decoration in his nose, and extrapolated from that. "Sacre bleu! Nez perce!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 11, 2024 10:46 AM (J2vNu)

264 Ohhh, police swoop on Presidential Palance, no one is above the law. Without knowing the players can see what's going on.

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 10:47 AM (fwDg9)

265 p seeing comments about Poland but not a clue what happened to warrant them. Guess I could go look
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (fwDg9)

They're calling for MORE rain and high winds tomorrow.

Posted by: JT at January 11, 2024 10:47 AM (T4tVD)

266 I took son #1 to one of those. I was unimpressed.

I think the recessions that no one will acknowledge killed the quality at these places. Used to be great and worth every penny. Last time I went was the last time. Quality just wasn't there beyond the salad bar (which is not why anyone sane goes). They'd probably have to raise prices quite significantly to at this point to return to the good ol' days.

Posted by: Fogo de Fuck Off with That Low-Quality Meat at January 11, 2024 10:49 AM (pjs7m)

267 @208

>>Outside of Portsmouth and Manch Vegas, NH is still pretty red. Or at least as red as NE is going to be these days.

Listen, it doesn't matter how red the surrounding counties are if there is a centralized Donk borg that controls the voting.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 11, 2024 10:49 AM (XV/Pl)

268 COVID lockdowns resulted in a lot of blue-staters to make their NH vacation homes their permanent residence. Don't underestimate the impact of this.

That said - There are a lot of Trump supporters around. Some with signs in their yards, others not advertising their support but behind him just the same.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2024 10:32 AM


I'm heading up as soon as possible. You'll like the way I vote. I guarantee it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:50 AM (Wnv9h)

269 Listen, it doesn't matter how red the surrounding counties are if there is a centralized Donk borg that controls the voting.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

I think his name is Chris Sununu.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:50 AM (CIS44)

270 100s maybe close to a 1000 planes have been grounded due to the plug design flaw
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:43 AM (CIS44)


There are a little under 200 MAX 9s with the plug door.

And it's not likely a design flaw, more probably a QA/maintenance issue. The exact same design has been used on the previous-gen 737-900s for years without issue.

Posted by: spindrift at January 11, 2024 10:50 AM (AA8bA)

271 The GOPe is going all in on NH. Christie dropping out right now is a bid to consolidate Haley as the anti-Trump option.

Well, he convinced 2% of R's to support him. If he can use his persuasive powers to convince 2% of those- those in New Hampshire- to support Nikki Haley, she's a lock!

Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2024 10:50 AM (RPRTv)

272 Ohhh, police swoop on Presidential Palance, no one is above the law. Without knowing the players can see what's going on.

-

What's going on is that the west / the globalists want a war and the people they're removing from power in Poland have rejected that war.

There was a rocket attack that struck Poland in 2022. America, Europe, the MSM, etc. were salivating because that meant that war could officially start.

The officials in Poland screwed it up by confirming that the rocket attack came from Ukraine.

Those officials who screwed up the plan have now been removed. By force.

See it yet?

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember the 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 10:50 AM (tT7jR)

273 Wednesday, Biden 2024 Campaign Co-Chair Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC) said that President Joe Biden “has delivered for the American people in such a way that nobody seems to grasp.

I don't think he realizes how funny that is. Yes; Lots of folks don't grasp that. I would say it's darkly funny, but that's probably raaaaacist to say that about Mr. Clyburn's remark.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2024 10:51 AM (Ki//m)

274 And it's not likely a design flaw, more probably a QA/maintenance issue. The exact same design has been used on the previous-gen 737-900s for years without issue.
Posted by: spindrift

I know people at boeing, they have already admitted internally it was a design issue.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:51 AM (CIS44)

275 I've never disagreed with lawrence o'donnell until tonight. He posed the question are you better off today than you were four years ago, and said everyone would have to answer yes. This is not true from my experience and I hope this is not the opinion of a Democratic Party.

His statement that it's universally true was a bit hyperbolic. Blanket statements are rarely, if ever, true. This one is no different. If he'd said that most people would answer "yes", that would probably have been closer to the mark, though I haven't seen any recent polls asking that particular question. No doubt many Republicans would answer "no" just out of spite, if nothing else.

I do think we still need to do something about housing and food costs, but Biden can only sign a bill given to him from Congress. Mostly I'm concerned about losing Democracy. If Frumpy wins, we're cooked.

Yes, there are some people still suffering, but are they suffering more than four years ago? Millions and millions of Americans lives have improved, with more and better paying jobs, despite the loss of reproductive rights and paying too much for gas and groceries

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 11, 2024 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

276 What's going on is that the west / the globalists want a war and the people they're removing from power in Poland have rejected that war.

There was a rocket attack that struck Poland in 2022. America, Europe, the MSM, etc. were salivating because that meant that war could officially start.

The officials in Poland screwed it up by confirming that the rocket attack came from Ukraine.

Those officials who screwed up the plan have now been removed. By force.

See it yet?


My, but you do get excited.

Posted by: Archimedes at January 11, 2024 10:53 AM (CsUN+)

277 I think the recessions that no one will acknowledge killed the quality at these places. Used to be great and worth every penny. Last time I went was the last time. Quality just wasn't there beyond the salad bar (which is not why anyone sane goes). They'd probably have to raise prices quite significantly to at this point to return to the good ol' days.
Posted by: Fogo de Fuck Off with That Low-Quality Meat at January 11, 2024 10:49 AM (pjs7m)
++++
I asked my brother who's a chef about this. The quality at mine didn't change, but the distribution did. Some stuff had to be asked for and they brought it around rarely (lamb chops in particular) but the price was holding and the quality was still high. I didn't understand how they did it.

He told me that a lot of those places are necessarily chains, usually within a state or a nearby state cluster. They buy tremendous quantities and hold it centrally at a distribution center, so they have both extensive inventory and a hedging operation. He said that he would expect - all other things being equal - for price increases or meaningful quality cuts to begin at 18-24 months after inflation hits hard, depending on how skillfully they hedge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 11, 2024 10:53 AM (Zp1WF)

278 Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
MSNBC's @JoeNBC to @SpeakerPelosi: "Joe Biden’s work and America’s economy is the envy of the world. How do we get that message out to voters?”

-
LSD. Mass quantities of LSD.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 10:53 AM (FVME7)

279 He posed the question are you better off today than you were four years ago, and said everyone would have to answer yes.

We've had about 100% in real inflation in that time period. Did your salary double in the time frame?

And that's not counting the TRILLIONS in debt Biden added that every tax payer is on the hook for.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:53 AM (ibTVg)

280 Disclose.tv @disclosetv Jan 9
NEW - Polish police have arrested the former interior minister and deputy interior minister inside the presidential palace in Warsaw.

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 22h
NEW - Former PM of Poland: "For the first time since the dark days of totalitarian rule, we have political prisoners in Poland."

http://tinyurl.com/y9mzaut8
2:38 minutes; in English with English subtitles for the accent-impaired listener.
====
Commenters say the arrest was for corruption but they were given Presidential pardons making the arrests illegal.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 11, 2024 10:53 AM (2yu8s)

281 So what flavor of leftist whack job will be discovered behind the bomb threat on the Trump judge in NYC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2024 10:53 AM (++LEd)

282 275 I do think we still need to do something about housing and food costs, but Biden can only sign a bill given to him from Congress. Mostly I'm concerned about losing Democracy. If Frumpy wins, we're cooked.

Yes, there are some people still suffering, but are they suffering more than four years ago? Millions and millions of Americans lives have improved, with more and better paying jobs, despite the loss of reproductive rights and paying too much for gas and groceries
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 11, 2024 10:51 AM (JCZqz)

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1. I thought the president had nothing to do with the economy. At least, that's what I heard when Trump took credit for the good economy and Biden gets blamed for the bad one. I thought the presidency was powerless and there was no point in spending billions of dollars in trying to capture it.

2. Man...blue states shutting down their economies to get Trump really worked, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:54 AM (GBKbO)

283 Did we ever find out why CBD picked this art? If so, I missed it.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2024 10:54 AM (991eG)

284 Everywhere leftists come to power they start prosecuting opposition parties.

Remember we should hate Vlad because he arrested his political opponent. But like....in a bad way. Not a good way like here or in Poland.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:54 AM (ibTVg)

285 About a month ago, Paul Krugman was blaming economic pessimism on Republicans.
He compared the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index to what he sees as a “surreally good” economy and came to the conclusion that the survey respondents must be warped by partisanship. Instead of honestly reporting about their views about the economy, Krugman thinks the survey respondents are biased against the existence of a Democrat in the White House.

Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

286 268
I'm heading up as soon as possible. You'll like the way I vote. I guarantee it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 11, 2024 10:50 AM (Wnv9h)

I'll be here waiting. My email is in my nic. Drop me a note when you get here. First round on me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 11, 2024 10:55 AM (N39Ws)

287 The 6th Covid booster will be PAX.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 11, 2024 10:55 AM (++LEd)

288 Oh, yes; Interesting portrait. I am so used to only seeing "The Scream" that it's good to see something else by Munch.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2024 10:55 AM (Ki//m)

289 I knew that poll showing Haley beating Biden by 17 was bullshit.

@mirandadevine

New
@Rasmussen_Poll
coming this morning: Trump, DeSantis lead Biden in election 2024 matchup. But Biden would beat Haley.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

290 285 About a month ago, Paul Krugman was blaming economic pessimism on Republicans.
He compared the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index to what he sees as a “surreally good” economy and came to the conclusion that the survey respondents must be warped by partisanship. Instead of honestly reporting about their views about the economy, Krugman thinks the survey respondents are biased against the existence of a Democrat in the White House.
Posted by: SMOD at January 11, 2024 10:54 AM (RHGPo)

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So, Krugman doesn't think that corporations are price gouging the American people, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

291 Use a plug on an airplane? Sounds fun!

Posted by: Pete Bootyboot at January 11, 2024 10:56 AM (NBVIP)

292 coming this morning: Trump, DeSantis lead Biden in election 2024 matchup. But Biden would beat Haley.

And then I'd sniff her hair.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 11, 2024 10:56 AM (ibTVg)

293 I'd love to see someone ask her how much a pound of ground beef costs today...and how much it cost in the Trump years.
Posted by: 18-1


Sam's was selling whole tenderloins for $8.50 to $11 a pound during Trump years.
Now? $18 to $21 a pound.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 10:56 AM (nNux3)

294 289 I knew that poll showing Haley beating Biden by 17 was bullshit.

@mirandadevine

New
@Rasmussen_Poll
coming this morning: Trump, DeSantis lead Biden in election 2024 matchup. But Biden would beat Haley.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

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I also believe that this poll is bullshit and, at the least, doesn't take into account the cheat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

295 I haven't read the comments but my guess for why you chose this is because he is judging us. It's an avatar for you judging us.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 11, 2024 10:57 AM (cRrcX)

296 If the election is Nikki v Biden I'm voting for Vermin Supreme

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:57 AM (ibTVg)

297 >>Did we ever find out why CBD picked this art? If so, I missed it.

He's a big fan of the Meister of Jaeger.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

298 I'm heading up as soon as possible. You'll like the way I vote. I guarantee it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

I'll be here waiting. My email is in my nic. Drop me a note when you get here. First round on me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Damn it! Texas loses out on another Moron.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2024 10:57 AM (nNux3)

299 I knew that poll showing Haley beating Biden by 17 was bullshit.

@mirandadevine

New
@Rasmussen_Poll
coming this morning: Trump, DeSantis lead Biden in election 2024 matchup. But Biden would beat Haley.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

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I also believe that this poll is bullshit and, at the least, doesn't take into account the cheat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walki

Of course they are all bullshit, BUT those "look how great Haley does" polls were meant to push R primary voters to back the approved uniparty candidate if they wanted to win. they did not work.

Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:58 AM (CIS44)

300 He posed the question are you better off today than you were four years ago, and said everyone would have to answer yes.


4 years ago the Left created a pandemic and shut the country down .

The Left are like the guy who pushes a person who can’t swim into the lake but ends up pulling him out. And then brags he saved his life.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:58 AM (MNhXM)

301 Why did I choose this?

[I told you there would be a quiz!]


I picked a hell of a day to be late for class.
Is there a make up test?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 11, 2024 10:58 AM (W/lyH)

302 296 If the election is Nikki v Biden I'm voting for Vermin Supreme
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:57 AM (ibTVg)

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No, Go Team Red because despite all of our talk about how the GOPe and Democrats are the same, we can't let Democrats take power from the GOPe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:58 AM (GBKbO)

303 >>I also believe that this poll is bullshit and, at the least, doesn't take into account the cheat.

Could be but no way in hell was Nikki Haley ever besting Biden by 17.

Everyone is taking the cheat into account. We all know they will cheat.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)

304 I also believe that this poll is bullshit and, at the least, doesn't take into account the cheat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra

That's right! Biden would only beat me by 5-6% nationally, but more importantly, we'd lose with dignity, and you can't measure winning like that!

Posted by: Nikki Haley at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (JCZqz)

305 If the election is Nikki v Biden I'm voting for Vermin Supreme
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024


***
"Johnny Vermicelli for President! The tastiest candidate -- and easy to prepare!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (J2vNu)

306 What's going on is that the west / the globalists want a war and the people they're removing from power in Poland have rejected that war.

There was a rocket attack that struck Poland in 2022. America, Europe, the MSM, etc. were salivating because that meant that war could officially start.

The officials in Poland screwed it up by confirming that the rocket attack came from Ukraine.

Those officials who screwed up the plan have now been removed. By force.

See it yet?

My, but you do get excited.
Posted by: Archimedes

--

Like how Putin was going to invade Poland?

Problem is we can see what's actually happening. No one needs to make anything up.

CNN: "World leaders hold emergency meeting as ‘Russian-made’ missile kills two in Poland"

Whoopsies. All while Poland was pulling away from the Ukraine silliness, and Ukraine's troops keep getting older and older and older because they're losing. And even the U.S. has admitted they can't win.

This removes the unpredictable Poland variable from the table.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember the 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (tT7jR)

307 299 Of course they are all bullshit, BUT those "look how great Haley does" polls were meant to push R primary voters to back the approved uniparty candidate if they wanted to win. they did not work.
Posted by: BruceWayne at January 11, 2024 10:58 AM (CIS44)

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Oh, I fully believe that.

Polling has gotten so bad, and it's just getting worse with every cycle.

There was the LA governor's race last year that said the R and D were neck and neck at 35% or so. The R got 51%. But, sure, let's keep believing polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (GBKbO)

308 The Left definitely want Haley as the nominee.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (MNhXM)

309 303 Everyone is taking the cheat into account. We all know they will cheat.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 10:59 AM (ZLI7S)

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I have yet to see a poll mention that in their methodology.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

310 Biden: I'll start WWIII and put illegals in your house

Haley: I'll start WWIII, put illegals in your house, but make sure your 401k grows at least half the rate of inflation

Vermin Supreme: I'll give everyone a pony but I will require you to brush your teeth

I mean that's an easy choice there isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 11:00 AM (ibTVg)

311 PUNK MONKEY IS UP

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 11:00 AM (fwDg9)

312 310 Biden: I'll start WWIII and put illegals in your house

Haley: I'll start WWIII, put illegals in your house, but make sure your 401k grows at least half the rate of inflation

Vermin Supreme: I'll give everyone a pony but I will require you to brush your teeth

I mean that's an easy choice there isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 11:00 AM (ibTVg)

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There's always Gary Johnson!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 11:00 AM (GBKbO)

313 NH is the same as every other state that has big blue cities. They are becoming blue because there aren't enough people in the red parts to make up for the blue parts. It is masshole north.

Posted by: Jaimo at January 11, 2024 11:00 AM (DBrN4)

314 Noodus simianus

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (J2vNu)

315 If PT Barnum was alive today he would operate at least three polling companies.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (MNhXM)

316 See nothing why this picture was picked for today

Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (fwDg9)

317 There's always Gary Johnson!

He's the guy that ran with Al Leppo right?

Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (ibTVg)

318 I also believe that this poll is bullshit and, at the least, doesn't take into account the cheat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 10:56 AM (GBKbO)

Probably... Except the part about Haley

Posted by: It's me donna at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (n2vyf)

319 In 2004 Poland voted 77% to 23% to be in the EU.

Posted by: runner at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (V13WU)

320 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (2yu8s)

321 In case anyone is keeping up at home:

Correction: Russia-Ukraine-War story
Published 12:21 PM PST, November 16, 2022
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WARSAW, Poland (AP) — In earlier versions of a story published November 15, 2022, The Associated Press reported erroneously, based on information from a senior American intelligence official who spoke on condition of anonymity, that Russian missiles had crossed into Poland and killed two people. Subsequent reporting showed that the missiles were Russian-made and most likely fired by Ukraine in defense against a Russian attack.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember the 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 11:01 AM (tT7jR)

322 'Journalist' Killed in Gaza Was Rocket Engineer for Palestinian Islamic Jihad

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The Biden economy is so bad, a lot of people need a side hustle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 11, 2024 11:03 AM (FVME7)

323 Wholley Kau!

I'm starting to develop a man-crush on Vivek:

https://instapundit.com/626256/


Trump's going to win the nom but if Vivek can be a team player he'd be great for Veep. Esp on the campaign trail and inevitable debates.

Give him the job of cutting back gov't, you need someone like him in that role who is verbally aggressive and well-informed and smart.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2024 11:03 AM (nFnyb)

324 >>I have yet to see a poll mention that in their methodology.

And you never will.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)

325 And one more:


"The average Ukrainian soldier is 43-years-old, according to Time Magazine."

Spoilers: That's not a good thing. It's because the 18-42 year olds are dead.

Posted by: Nikki Haley - Poland's color revolution makes sense when you remember Ukraine's 2022 rocket attack at January 11, 2024 11:04 AM (tT7jR)

326 324 >>I have yet to see a poll mention that in their methodology.

And you never will.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 11, 2024 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)

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So, it's common practice for them to lie.

What else are they lying about?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 11, 2024 11:05 AM (GBKbO)

327 Anyone else noticed worse-than-Covid shortages at grocery stories in the last week or so? I was in Wegmans earlier and it looked like the apocalypse had hit.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2024 11:19 AM (2ocoG)

328 129 I went over to Althouse's site and I see she is trying to find the polite term for illegal aliens.

You see even though they are aliens who are here illegally, its not polite to call them that. "No one is illegal"

And you know, I'm going to agree with her here. How about we decide on "colonizer"? Academia has decided other mass movements of people to new lands is colonization and...looks pretty fitting doesn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 11, 2024 10:04 AM (ibTVg)

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Colonizers. I agree!

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2024 11:45 AM (BIqGc)

329 A former judge who masturbated with a penis pump during trials was sentenced to four years in prison.

"So...what are you in for?"
Posted by: #107235 at January 11, 2024 10:09 AM (g4WLj)

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I wonder if Criminal Courts Judges are as hated by prison inmates as the police are?

He might have had some hard time in prison.

Posted by: rd at January 11, 2024 11:54 AM (w5Z8n)

330 Having reɑd this Ӏ believed it was eⲭtremely enlightening.
I appreciatе you spending some time and effort to put this
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Posted by: U at January 11, 2024 12:20 PM (lrFgs)

331 153 I drank a frankly deadly amount of absinthe in Prague. When I woke up the next day, there was vomit *on the ceiling.* Not a little bit either. A lot. I was sick for about ten days afterward.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2024 10:10 AM (0FoWg)

Was it ... your vomit?

Posted by: m at January 11, 2024 12:30 PM (mn2bz)

332 >>>Why did I choose this?

I don't know.

Posted by: m at January 11, 2024 12:33 PM (mn2bz)

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