The 81-Year-Old Vegetable Joe Biden Lays Out in the Sun Like a Senile French Fry in a Frying Pan and Gets a Bad Sunburn

Reminder: This corrupt potatohead invalid has spent 37% of this year on vacation.

President Joe Biden escaped the confines of the White House and the travails of high office for a host of other diversions in 2023, spending more than a third of the past year ensconced at a getaway spot, a report Monday details.
According to the New York Post, peripatetic Biden could be found on his absences from Washington, DC, at either one of his Delaware residences, a posh vacation site or Camp David, a review of public records by the outlet confirms.
The octogenarian was away at one of the relaxing locations or famous retreat 138 days in 2023 -- or 37 percent of the time.

And even on his "working" days, he usually only receives the presidential daily briefing, does one quick photo-op handing out a medal or posing with lesbian basketball players, and then calls "a lid" on the day by 11:00 am!

He's been on yet another vacation, this time in the Virgin Islands (named after his game of choice), and stupidly laid out in the intense sun to get a scorching sunburn.

And this cementhead has had multiple melanomas removed from his corrupt skin.

Polls aren't the only thing burning the commander-in-chief.
President Biden was spotted red-faced in the US Virgin Islands on Tuesday as he prepared to head back to the White House after a seven-day vacation in St. Croix.
The 81-year-old president's striking new sunburn was on full display as he shook hands on the tarmac of Henry E. Rohlsen Airport in Christiansted, St. Croix, before boarding Air Force One with first lady Jill Biden.
The sun's rays apparently battered Biden, who was beet-red from his forehead to his neck -- exposed by the deep V of his unbuttoned collar.
Biden's sunburn comes after a cancerous skin lesion was removed from his chest during his annual physical last February.
Most of the more than 1 million skin cancers diagnosed in the US each year are considered sun-related, according to the American Cancer Society.
"Premature aging is a long-term side effect of UV exposure," according to the Food and Drug Administration, which notes that the damage may not be apparent until years after a sunburn or suntan.
"Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.
03:55
He had previously had a benign but potentially precancerous lesion excised by doctors.
Health officials and numerous scientific studies indicate that tanning greatly increases the risk of developing skin cancer and other maladies.

Biden departs St. Croix with wicked sunburn after 7-day island vacation https://t.co/y2qg8C0lgX pic.twitter.com/MmYNLhrRtU
— New York Post (@nypost) January 3, 2024

He's got that healthy glow. Like Chernobyl.

Yeah, this idiot isn't making it to 2025.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:32 PM

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1 Sponged!

Posted by: Spongy at January 03, 2024 04:32 PM (cugUP)

2 Piece of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:32 PM (R4t5M)

3 It's going to make him more apeeling.

Posted by: fd at January 03, 2024 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

4 Here We Go Basal Cell Carcinoma Here We Go!

(Clap!) (Clap!)

Posted by: Death at January 03, 2024 04:34 PM (Edu7X)

5 Joe's going RED

Posted by: Zeera , becoming ungovernable by choice at January 03, 2024 04:34 PM (g9oc8)

6 "Yeah, this idiot isn't making it to 2025.”

I hope you’re right, but these diseased corrupt garbage rats never die. Nosferatu Nancy Pelosi will outlive the fucking sun.

Posted by: UGAdawg at January 03, 2024 04:35 PM (tRd71)

7 Yeah, this idiot isn't making it to 2025.

========

I still maintain:

Biden will run and win in 2024. He will live to 2035.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 04:35 PM (GBKbO)

8 Solar powered Joe!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 04:35 PM (63Dwl)

9 Sunburned, rested, and ready, for ice cream.

Posted by: fd at January 03, 2024 04:35 PM (vFG9F)

10 Jill should know better. After all, she's a doctor.

Posted by: Dontcha know at January 03, 2024 04:35 PM (cugUP)

11 Damn, that boy is red.

Posted by: Boiled Lobster at January 03, 2024 04:35 PM (JCZqz)

12 You'd think they have to wake him often enough for medication (and diaper changes) to prevent this.

Posted by: DaveA at January 03, 2024 04:36 PM (FhXTo)

13 Jeez, man. Get some coppertone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:36 PM (di6C2)

14 Good. I hope it fucking hurts.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 04:36 PM (u73oe)

15 It's funny. Mudpants fell asleep and nobody gave a single fuck to get him out of the sun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (R4t5M)

16 Isn't most men's favorite game something that involves virgins?

Even the Hawaiians in Ye Olden Days did things with virgins... usually sacrificed them, if I remember correctly.

Which was probably a great way to get that little hottie to put out for you, so she would be off the "kill list."

Posted by: GanGanowicz at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (AxRGS)

17 One of my son's fellow airmen got in trouble for getting a bad sunburn while they were stationed in Jordan because he had "damaged government property."

Posted by: IrishEi at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (KS/3z)

18 It will just grow the tumor on top of his neck. What a douche.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (eYF7X)

19 RedManBad!

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)

20 Red Man Bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (R4t5M)

21 I'll never have to worry about sunburn! - Kamala Harris

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (BQHc3)

22 Aw c'mon. He just wanted get a sexy, sexy tan.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (v0R5T)

23 What timing.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (R4t5M)

24 Joey is giving a speech at Valley Forge on Jan 7, Ace. Did you see that? The Jan 6 political prisoners might rightfully resent the Junta appropriating American Revolutionary War symbology for their Stalinist politics.

Trump should give a competing speech, maybe at the Battle of Trenton site, and include a giant picture of Ashli Babbitt as a backdrop.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (bs3S1)

25 @7

>>Biden will run and win in 2024. He will live to 2035.

Working on it Boss.

--
11 PM Watermain Break Specialists: Not those specialists, the other specialists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (XV/Pl)

26 This corrupt potatohead invalid has spent 37% of this year on vacation.
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Technically, so have I, more or less...

Oh, you meant LAST year...

Yeah, he's got me beat there, for sure. I saved up as much vacation time as possible last year so that I could get a nice payout this year when we switched over to a new PTO system.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (7fElN)

27 I hope he got some sun on his taint also.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

28 Joey is giving a speech at Valley Forge on Jan 7, Ace. Did you see that? The Jan 6 political prisoners might rightfully resent the Junta appropriating American Revolutionary War symbology for their Stalinist politics.

Trump should give a competing speech, maybe at the Battle of Trenton site, and include a giant picture of Ashli Babbitt as a backdrop.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (bs3S1)
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Jan 6

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (bs3S1)

29 When they ask KJP about the burn, she'll attribute it to climate change.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (MvF+J)

30 It's camouflage for the occasional blood that wells up in his eye.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (eYF7X)

31 OT: to the commenter who mentioned the Kodak commercial 'Turn Around' that instantly set off 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' in my head- I hate you.

Tried to pull the hook at work, but it has been running off and on all day. Watching the video and Jeez this thing is gay.

http://tinyurl.com/ycvv4a2j

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (di6C2)

32 ace, remember back in the 2000's when so many French middle class left Paris to go on vacation during a heat wave, and their aged parents were left to die of heat prostration during the peak of it?

Some minder wandered off to get something and got distracted. You know, because a couple of lines, a daquiri, some chicks in bikinis and an ice cream cone or three is more immediate importance that the Commander in Chief.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (D7oie)

33 He's helping out with our stores of spent nuclear fuel rods now that the baggage thief has been fired.

Posted by: Ciampino - teach him to stand in front of a solar array at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (qfLjt)

34 Don't worry CNN will adjust his color to make his skin tone look normal. The same tech they use to turn Trump more orange.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (cMXNt)

35 25 11 PM Watermain Break Specialists: Not those specialists, the other specialists.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (XV/Pl)

========

*walk away sadly, feeling like their day had come for just a moment*
-pron star plumbers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (GBKbO)

36 21 I'll never have to worry about sunburn! - Kamala Harris
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (BQHc3)

Desks are good protection against the sun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (di6C2)

37 "I hope he got some sun on his taint also.
Posted by: wth"

That can happen when an asshole is exposed to the Sun.

Posted by: fd at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (vFG9F)

38 Waiting for that bastard to stroke out,

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (ABQfN)

39 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (FQmDC)

40 So, how many jars of Noxzema did they use?

Posted by: dantesed at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (88xKn)

41 @16

>>Isn't most men's favorite game something that involves virgins?

Virgins are overrated, pros are better, but not too pro, like semi-pro, or a journeywoman who hasn't been too f**ked over by life and can also cook.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (XV/Pl)

42 He's positively GLOWING

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (FQmDC)

43 Its really a friction burn from Dr. Jill's thighs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (eYF7X)

44 "Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.

"Nobody needs vitamin D, either", the agency continued, "Fuck that noise."

Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (AA8bA)

45 Virgins are overrated, pros are better, but not too pro, like semi-pro, or a journeywoman who hasn't been too f**ked over by life and can also cook.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (XV/Pl)

Madonna-Whore complex. We all have it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (di6C2)

46 Butter works on burns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (R4t5M)

47 Time for a break between virtual meetings (I hate them) where I know the other parties are screwing around, fondling their grass patches or watching porn on other screens ; ; ; time for the quick mantra:

F Joey Sundowner Turdpants Bidet
F Liberals
F DemoNcrats
Cucksuckers, all (of them)

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Faux Presidents who shower with daughters at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (5DfsO)

48 LOL! DOCTOR Jill Biden doesn't give a shit about Joe. She's riding him like a toboggan. He's there to fulfill her fantasies of BEING SOMEBODY, not as a husband and partner. She let him bake like a lobster without checking to see if his dementia addled body was taken care of.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (R38qh)

49 ProudArmyBrat @leslibless 9h
Watch this clown! He can barely make it up the SHORT steps, shuffles slowly around, gives a creepy wave, then BLANKLY pauses, not knowing where to go!

What a complete imbecile fool of nothingness! GROSS!

http://tinyurl.com/549jmrsd
18 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (2yu8s)

50 43 Its really a friction burn from Dr. Jill's thighs.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:40 PM (eYF7X)

Damn. Maj Healey manages to make the image worse.

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (di6C2)

51 The octogenarian was away at one of the relaxing locations or famous retreat 138 days in 2023 -- or 37 percent of the time.
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Well let's see.

There are 52 weeks a year, with two days per week being weekend, so that's 104 days. Assuming two weeks of paid vacation, that would be another 10 working days subtracted for a total of 114 days. From the standpoint of a normal office worker who doesn't need to work weekends and takes his full vacation every year, Biden is only running about 21% over the normal number of non-working days. He's 16% over if you assume three weeks of paid vacation.

I don't know of a single executive in any business or government not named "Joe Biden" that takes that much time off. It's more than the mail clerk gets, that's for damn sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (WkNQM)

52 > Its really a friction burn from Dr. Jill's thighs.

Dammit, I just ate lunch.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (R38qh)

53 He's been on yet another vacation, this time in the Virgin Islands (named after his game of choice), and stupidly laid out in the intense sun to get a scorching sunburn.

And this cementhead has had multiple melanomas removed from his corrupt skin.
++++
So do the WH doctors and Secret Service just hate the guy, or what?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (WkNQM)

54 He is probably on some medication that made him extra sensitive to sunlight. Lucky he didn't just burst into flames.

Posted by: Vampires gotta vamp at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (QpAWD)

55 46 Butter works on burns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (R4t5M)

He's about the color of a lobster.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (di6C2)

56 "Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.

"Nobody needs vitamin D, either", the agency continued, "Fuck that noise."
Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (AA8bA)
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As with all things, moderation seems to be key. You need some sunlight so that your body generates Vitamin D, but too much leads to other health issues like skin cancer.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (7fElN)

57 Someone tell me again how Mooch is so lazy she wouldn't take this job if handed to her?

Posted by: Skip at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (ABQfN)

58 He's got that healthy glow. Like Chernobyl.

Yeah, this idiot isn't making it to 2025.
++++
Don't bet on it. I'll bet he hits 100, with strong odds on beating 90.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (WkNQM)

59 Some minder wandered off to get something and got distracted. You know, because a couple of lines, a daquiri, some chicks in bikinis and an ice cream cone or three is more immediate importance that the Commander in Chief.
Posted by: Kindltot

You should not report on Jill like that...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (dpZK/)

60 44 "Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.

"Nobody needs vitamin D, either", the agency continued, "Fuck that noise."
Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (AA8bA)

Tell that to Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (di6C2)

61 48 LOL! DOCTOR Jill Biden doesn't give a shit about Joe. She's riding him like a toboggan. He's there to fulfill her fantasies of BEING SOMEBODY, not as a husband and partner. She let him bake like a lobster without checking to see if his dementia addled body was taken care of.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (R38qh)
>>>

U B right. This is a major case of either elder abuse, or of seeking narcissistic ends, or both

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & Faux Presidents who shower with daughters at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (5DfsO)

62 Big Mike Dick Alert!

Rob/1865 @Rob1865_
Breaking News:
The Obama's Spotted out in Public.....

NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)

63 So, how many jars of Noxzema did they use?
Posted by: dantesed

Dunno. How many dead babies can you fit in one?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (IG4Id)

64 Don't bet on it. I'll bet he hits 100, with strong odds on beating 90.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (WkNQM)

So you're going for the David Banner exposed to gamma rays theory. Hmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (di6C2)

65 "Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.

"Nobody needs vitamin D, either", the agency continued, "Fuck that noise."
Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (AA8bA)
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As with all things, moderation seems to be key. You need some sunlight so that your body generates Vitamin D, but too much leads to other health issues like skin cancer.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (7fElN)

VITAMIN D - The Optional Vitamin!

It's Science!

Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2024 04:45 PM (nFnyb)

66 I hope Joe didn't go to a nude beach.
We all know how much Ace likes tan lines.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

67 LOL! DOCTOR Jill Biden doesn't give a shit about Joe. She's riding him like a toboggan. He's there to fulfill her fantasies of BEING SOMEBODY, not as a husband and partner. She let him bake like a lobster without checking to see if his dementia addled body was taken care of.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (R38qh)
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She may enjoy the perks of being First Lady, but subconsciously she may be wishing he'd finally be put to rest. Then she can "mourn" her dead husband and garner sympathy from the masses...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at January 03, 2024 04:45 PM (7fElN)

68 Fucking twig and berries again.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:45 PM (R4t5M)

69 Yeah they went too far and scared people from getting virtually any sun.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2024 04:45 PM (FQmDC)

70 Wow! The senile old goat did get fried. I'm laughing, which is bad I suppose.
Is there a 12 year old girl to coat him with aloe Vera?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 04:45 PM (AN/rm)

71 As a follow-up to comment 51, let's think about it differently.

104 days is the baseline number of non-working days, assuming you don't work weekends.

Subtracting that from Biden's 138 days leaves it at 34 non-working, non-weekend days last year. At five working days per week, that's 7 (well, 6.

weeks off. Seven weeks.

When's the last time you - in your job that is probably a bit less important than "President of the United States" - took seven weeks off for vacation in a single year?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (WkNQM)

72 Virgins are overrated, pros are better, but not too pro, like semi-pro, or a journeywoman who hasn't been too f**ked over by life and can also cook.
____

I'll take the whore.

Posted by: Travis Kelce at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (fs1hN)

73 Argle gliplook snighub frigflad

Posted by: Paul at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (ht6uV)

74 Big Mike Dick Alert!
Rob/1865 @Rob1865_
Breaking News:
The Obama's Spotted out in Public.....
NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)

Looks Like She's Got A Pony's Bologna!

Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Sodomite at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (Edu7X)

75 -Yes President Biden got a sunburn. Guess what he didn’t get...indicted!!!

-My bet is, he had a chemical facial peel for wrinkles.
Post procedure it can look like a sunburn.

-From the photo, that makes some sense. How else do you lay in the sun long enough to get beet red and your ears are snow white?

-He agreed to have his kids bury him up to his head in the sand. The secret service agents agreed since it would keep him from walking around.

-I wonder how many times he shit the diaper while sleeping on the beach long enough to get roasted into a lobster.

Posted by: Intercepted X Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (JCZqz)

76 He’s had melanoma and he regularly goes to the beach??????

Omg his wife is trying to kill him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (Hkcdp)

77 Hey Doc, Joe washed his face with drain cleaner again

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (NtVYv)

78 He's about the color of a lobster.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:43 PM (di6C2)

Butter is good on lobsters, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (D7oie)

79 NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)
.....

OMG
She was actually scratching her balls while coming down the stairs.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

80 "Premature aging is a long-term side effect of UV exposure," according to the Food and Drug Administration..."

Yeah...it's from the FDA, so it's probably a lie.

[I know it isn't, but I hate that organization with the heat of a 1,000 suns!]
SWIDT?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (gSZYf)

81 SpaceX Launch]/b]

Commentary delayed till 5:50PM Eastern.
Launch is still expected just after 6:00PM Eastern.

Posted by: Ciampino - teach him to stand in front of a solar array! at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (qfLjt)

82 >>62 Big Mike Dick Alert!

Rob/1865 @Rob1865_
Breaking News:
The Obama's Spotted out in Public.....

NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

Wookie's dress to the right?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (eYF7X)

83 Paul, you ignorant slut.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (u73oe)

84 Irish should not be in sun, ever.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (MeG8a)

85 31 OT: to the commenter who mentioned the Kodak commercial 'Turn Around' that instantly set off 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' in my head- I hate you.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:39 PM (di6C2)

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (fDjFn)

86 54 He is probably on some medication that made him extra sensitive to sunlight. Lucky he didn't just burst into flames.
Posted by: Vampires gotta vamp at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (QpAWD)

Dad evidently had some sort of non-cancerous skin things on his head and face (never noticed them) but the doctor evidently gave him some sort of skin ointment to clear it up. I did not know this. So when I went home to visit, I see him and said without thinking 'Holy Fuck, Dad! Are you all right?!' It turned his skin a violent shade of red. It looked awful.

Biden looks worse than that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (di6C2)

87 He’s had melanoma and he regularly goes to the beach??????

Omg his wife is trying to kill him.
Posted by: Lizzy

Good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:47 PM (R4t5M)

88 -My bet is, he had a chemical facial peel for wrinkles.
Post procedure it can look like a sunburn. ...
Posted by: Intercepted X Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (JCZqz)
++++
This implies vanity and sunburn implies stupidity and hatred of him by his own staff.

I feel like the dude in the "two choices" meme.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (WkNQM)

89 Posted by: Paul at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (ht6uV)

========

Paul thinks Ace worships Trump?

I guess he doesn't read that closely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

90 >>76 He’s had melanoma and he regularly goes to the beach??????

Omg his wife is trying to kill him.
Posted by: Lizzy

She's doing a damn poor job of it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (eYF7X)

91 82 Oops with formatting, apologies.

Posted by: Ciampino - teach him to stand in front of a solar array! at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (qfLjt)

92 Talk about being "baked."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (Q4IgG)

93 If it's a bad enough burn, it could cause Joe problems for a few years. I had an acquaintance who got a bad burn. Forever after that he got sunburned even more easily than normal. He also became more susceptible to dehydration and heat exhaustion.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 04:49 PM (R38qh)

94 Paul thinks Ace worships Trump?

I guess he doesn't read that closely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

That and he's stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:49 PM (R4t5M)

95 Cruel Chuy is the best Chuy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 04:49 PM (4p0Xq)

96 OMG
She was actually scratching her balls while coming down the stairs.
------
At least wait until you get in the car like the rest of us, lady!

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:49 PM (2yu8s)

97 When I was living in PR the dive shop I worked at was a private concession in a big resort hotel. Our office was in a separate building by the pool area.

We would take bets on which people would get roasted on their first time like Biden. We'd warn people to be careful cause the sun was really intense and some would just chuckle and tell us they knew what they were doing.

They did not know what they were doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2024 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)

98 Bili Rubin was unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2024 04:50 PM (RHGPo)

99 He wanted to look like the actual President, Obama.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 04:50 PM (KLKSV)

100 PAUL! How is your dog, did the aspca give it back to you or are you still suing?

Posted by: Kindltot at January 03, 2024 04:50 PM (D7oie)

101 Paul thinks Ace worships Trump?

I guess he doesn't read that closely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, walking with hope in America with Frank Capra at January 03, 2024 04:48 PM (GBKbO)

Wait until Ace finds out he's a Trump worshiper.

He will be so disappointed in himself.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (J3MGr)

102 That is comedy gold - Paul thinks Ace is a giant Trump fan.

Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (AA8bA)

103 It's hilarious that Paul thinks Ace worships Trump.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (RSbhh)

104 They call me Uncle Melanoma...Here's a quarter, take a bus downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face. (Uncle Buck)

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (4p0Xq)

105
Butter works on burns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Put his image on the Land O' Lakes package.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (63Dwl)

106 NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)
.....

OMG
She was actually scratching her balls while coming down the stairs.
Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

Y'all need to stop saying Michelle has a dick.

That just isn't right.

She's got a Quato. A conjoined twin named Guntqueesha.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (nFnyb)

107 Wait until Ace finds out he's a Trump worshiper.

He will be so disappointed in himself.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (J3MGr)

He might even get into a gay slap fight with himself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (di6C2)

108 Joe is going to appear at Valley Forge on Jan-6

Later, Joe will be opening at the Copacabana for a 96-week run

Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM (RHGPo)

109 It's hilarious that Paul thinks Ace worships Trump.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2024 04:51 PM

Time we start ignoring Luap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 04:52 PM (4p0Xq)

110 The sun is good for you in moderation. Even my dermatologist says this while stitching me up.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:52 PM (v0R5T)

111 > OMG
She was actually scratching her balls while coming down the stairs.

That Ellen clip of Michelle Obama "dancing" is proof enough for me. Right there in HD you can see something flopping around in "her" pants. "She" either came untucked or the duct tape failed.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 04:52 PM (R38qh)

112 Wait until Ace finds out he's a Trump worshiper.

He will be so disappointed in himself.
==
Let's hope Ace never finds out. He'll lecture himself to death.

Posted by: Sad, bc true at January 03, 2024 04:53 PM (QpAWD)

113 I don't mind that the rat bastard takes a lot of vacation time. The Nation is safer with him off the job.

Posted by: Brewingfrog at January 03, 2024 04:53 PM (17aRN)

114 I hope there are none of us who worships politicians.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 04:53 PM (MvF+J)

115 Michelle My Bell had to adjust things to avoid sitting on her balls in the car.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 03, 2024 04:54 PM (4I/2K)

116 Big Mike Dick Alert!

Rob/1865 @Rob1865_
Breaking News:
The Obama's Spotted out in Public.....

NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)

Damn!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at January 03, 2024 04:54 PM (BdMk6)

117 Just a little preview of what Stan has in store for Biden for eternity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 04:54 PM (pohLc)

118 55 46 Butter works on burns.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:41 PM (R4t5M)

He's about the color of a lobster.

so... garlic butter, then?

Posted by: anachronda at January 03, 2024 04:54 PM (v3pYe)

119 Daily Mail Online @MailOnline 14h
Joe Biden, 81, sports lobster-red SUNBURN as he returns from Caribbean vacation...just nine months after having SKIN CANCER surgery trib.al/y1q11N4

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 8h
Was this the world's slowest assassination attempt or did someone tell Joe he was losing the POC vote to Trump?

Or is red the new orange?

I plan to spend the rest of today making jokes about this situation. For example...

It isn't the first time he was embarrassed by a sun.

The Washington Commanders asked Biden to be their new mascot. Elizabeth Warren most hurt.

Another 20 minutes of sun and he could have been president of Harvard.

I'll be back.
===
Often annoying but at least pro-Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:54 PM (2yu8s)

120 So does this make FJB a Person of Color now?

Posted by: screaming in digital at January 03, 2024 04:55 PM (PcoR0)

121 62...NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)

Wow.
Started hearing:
"I'm swiiiinging in the wind, just swiiiiiiiiiiinging in the wind, what a glorious feeeeeeeling, I'm happy again..."

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at January 03, 2024 04:56 PM (Rbu5d)

122 NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)

Holy cow. I think Ace called the Ellen clip "the Zapruder film for chicks with dicks", but this tops that. Michael is really scratching his balls.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 04:56 PM (AIhUY)

123 No brain, no pain.

Posted by: My nic is fluid baby at January 03, 2024 04:56 PM (x2u5n)

124 Jill is guilty of elder abuse. If he was anyone's dad you'd have taken the keys to the Buick a few years back. You'd be showing him brochures of nice assisted living facilities. Getting his things in order. She throws him out there, knowing he's not able to really do the job. Jill is an evil money/power grubbing, elder abusing whore.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 04:56 PM (4p0Xq)

125 Joe also has the brain power of a beet.

Posted by: My nic is fluid baby at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (x2u5n)

126 Maybe ace will do write up of the twig and berries show.

These people are really fucked up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (R4t5M)

127 Biden to kick off campaign with J6 speech on the threat of white supremacy and Donald Trump, because of course

-
Geez! I thought Hollywood was out of ideas!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter 2024 at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (FVME7)

128 Probably shouldn't do that to so much extensive face lifting.
I hope his whole face falls off in a nice sunburn peel.

Posted by: Reforger at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (gPwT+)

129 Big Mike Dick Alert!

Rob/1865 @Rob1865_
Breaking News:
The Obama's Spotted out in Public.....

NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

A grocer's apostrophe?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (/HDaX)

130 Are we talking about Michele's uncircumcised clitoris?

Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (iziT8)

131 124 Jill is guilty of elder abuse. If he was anyone's dad you'd have taken the keys to the Buick a few years back. You'd be showing him brochures of nice assisted living facilities. Getting his things in order. She throws him out there, knowing he's not able to really do the job. Jill is an evil money/power grubbing, elder abusing whore.

Gee, I feel soooo sorry for pore ole shitstain.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 04:57 PM (pohLc)

132 She throws him out there, knowing he's not able to really do the job. Jill is an evil money/power grubbing, elder abusing whore.
==#
You didn't think she married him for his personality did you????

Posted by: Sad, bc true at January 03, 2024 04:58 PM (QpAWD)

133 He's got that healthy glow. Like Chernobyl.

Yeah, this idiot isn't making it to 2025.

-------------

Ninth Circle of Hell FTW in both cases!

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 04:58 PM (3FVP2)

134 There is a shut-down refinery in St Croix that the enviros call a "ticking time bomb." If Biden's sunburn goes supercritical, he'll be blaming the oil rain yet again. You may count upon it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2024 04:58 PM (FCs/J)

135 That dumb fuck probably thinks it looks good.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at January 03, 2024 04:58 PM (eYF7X)

136 Democrats, who care so much about Our Democracy, are systematically removing Dean Phillips, Marianne Williamson and RFK Jr. from as many state ballots as possible. Today, North Carolina was added to the list.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2024 04:59 PM (YNkT+)

137 If indeed Michelle O is a man, I'd have to rank that as the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on this nation. Maybe the whole Tranny Revolution of the past few years was engineered to get us "used to the idea," sometime before the truth is officially announced.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 04:59 PM (MvF+J)

138 Paul thinks Ace worships Trump?

I guess he doesn't read that closely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Paul's boyfriend slaps him around and talks shit about him, but says he loves him, so he thinks that's normal. If Ace does the same to Trump, he must REALLY love him!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at January 03, 2024 04:59 PM (JCZqz)

139 Frau Doktor Jill probably has a shrine in her room for Edith Wilson, flanked by Paltrow vag candles.

Man, she is a nasty so-and-so.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at January 03, 2024 04:59 PM (T/Lqj)

140 Barry would have been scratching his balls too...
but Mike keeps them in a jar on the mantel.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 04:59 PM (v0R5T)

141 @129 fist bump

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 03, 2024 04:59 PM (FCs/J)

142 "Reminder: This corrupt potatohead invalid has spent 37% of this year on vacation."

You'd think he'd be better at it by now.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at January 03, 2024 05:00 PM (Dgo06)

143 Moochelle looked like a pitcher deciding on the slider or curve.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 05:01 PM (4p0Xq)

144 It's a good thing his wife is a 'doctor' huh?

Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at January 03, 2024 05:01 PM (ufJfM)

145 Several internet comments also mentioned a chemical peel, either way he is disgusting

Posted by: Lava life at January 03, 2024 05:01 PM (pxI9k)

146 Global warming is the biggest hoax, Covid was bigger, and the vaxx even bigger hoax.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 05:01 PM (pohLc)

147 Hey Mike! There's a cream for that.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 05:01 PM (v0R5T)

148 Several internet comments also mentioned a chemical peel, either way he is disgusting
Posted by: Lava life at January 03, 2024 05:01 PM

Snakes shed their skin from time to time. He's no different.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 05:02 PM (4p0Xq)

149 Joeys red skin is a wrapper for a turd burrito.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 05:03 PM (4p0Xq)

150 We're not as Red after boiling and we're smarter than that so-called leader of your's.

Posted by: The Lobsters at January 03, 2024 05:03 PM (ofzUs)

151 I just noticed. It looks like they are both wearing the same coat. Hmm, well, she wears the pants too, so why not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (4p0Xq)

152 I've been laughing at the way Brandon's Party and family are tormenting him, because he deserves it.

I hope two things happen:

1.) Kalorama decides to dispense with him

2.) That they choose not to kill him, but jail his son for a long, long time, thoroughly humiliate him, and hound him from his Presidency. They can kill him after that, if they want.

But make it *hurt.*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (/Ia8A)

153 I heard this was Joe Biden Clone #1.

The real Joe Biden is in RBG's deep freeze.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (cOq4q)

154 Guys aren't the only ones who scratch in public. Nasty chicks scratch their cooter in public too. Just sayin'.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (R38qh)

155 Big Mike Dick Alert!

Rob/1865 @Rob1865_
Breaking News:
The Obama's Spotted out in Public.....

NOTICE ANYTHING????!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/bdzcxsp2
30 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 04:44 PM (2yu8s)

-----------

"Is that a banana in your crotch-itch or you just happy to she-male?"

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (3FVP2)

156 Alien: Take us to your leader.

Earthling: Try the tanning salon.

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

157 I have referred to that creature as Big Mike since I first saw him. That. Is. Not. A. Woman. Both of those kids were in vitro and carried by surrogates. One looks like Barky, the other like Mike. Barky donated sperm for the first and Mike donated for the second. This seems obvious to me.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2024 05:05 PM (cRrcX)

158 Cook your vegetables in the new Saran Wrap solar hot pocket.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at January 03, 2024 05:05 PM (z9oJe)

159 I'm sure Biden will blame Global Warming for his sunburn.

Posted by: Socratease at January 03, 2024 05:05 PM (t8Egx)

160 Red, red, swine
Sniffs girls' heads

Posted by: spindrift at January 03, 2024 05:05 PM (AA8bA)

161 154 Guys aren't the only ones who scratch in public. Nasty chicks scratch their cooter in public too. Just sayin'.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (R38qh)

Mooch may well be sporting a few crabs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 05:06 PM (pohLc)

162 Fucker is too stupid to wear a hat on the beach.
But he's a hell of a president!

Posted by: wth at January 03, 2024 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

163
That's just Michelle's "Go-Lo-Afro", White Devil hater.

Posted by: Auspex at January 03, 2024 05:06 PM (j4U/Z)

164 Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 04:56 PM (4p0Xq)

Yes; I can't stand Biden but I find this infuriating, because I've known several families over the years struggling with how to take care of mom and/or dad because of the expense of caregivers and because they work full time and there's nobody to stay home with the parents,, yet Jill Biden can afford the best of care and he gets trotted out because of her power and control issues and that of the administration.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 03, 2024 05:06 PM (RSbhh)

165 161 154 Guys aren't the only ones who scratch in public. Nasty chicks scratch their cooter in public too. Just sayin'.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 05:04 PM (R38qh)

Mooch may well be sporting a few crabs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 05:06 PM (pohLc)

Fresh Brazilian wax job.

Posted by: Just Lily at January 03, 2024 05:07 PM (J3MGr)

166 Barak's such a girly boy... how does he manage to take Mike schlong and not bleed out?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2024 05:08 PM (Q4IgG)

167 when lobsters or crawfish get boiled and turn that bright red ... it is a sign of the end. But Joe just needs to survive another 9 months or so ... tick tock.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2024 05:08 PM (Cus5s)

168 157 That explains the kids' resemblance to the 'parents.' Never thought of that. Imagine the immense opsec required to keep all that secret. Was there ever a time in US history where the public wasn't getting effectively hoaxed like this?

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 05:08 PM (MvF+J)

169 Two full terms, bank on it

Posted by: Jamaica at January 03, 2024 05:08 PM (Eeb9P)

170 Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 03, 2024 05:05
---------------

I think I love you. Eloquently said.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 03, 2024 05:08 PM (ju2Fy)

171 He's getting ready for that anti-MAGA speech on 6-Jan with all that red lighting.

Blending in, you might say.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 03, 2024 05:08 PM (FxH7T)

172 Jill is an evil money/power grubbing, elder abusing whore.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 03, 2024 04:56 PM (4p0Xq)

1. Jill was the baby sitter and Joe was fucking her.

2. Jill broke up Joe's 1st marriage and drove the first wife to try suicide.

3. Jill wants the trappings of an important person to wash away her subconscious feelings of guilt for number 1 & 2 above.

4. Jill is the one who will have to be dragged, kicking and screaming from the WH in 2024.

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM (gmo/4)

173 Good news! At long last the federal student aid application is being simplified to make it more equitable and less racist. Less questions and more languages.

The dumbing down of the country is relentless.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM (JojsZ)

174 >>when lobsters or crawfish get boiled and turn that bright red ... it is a sign of the end.

Can you hear them scream, Clarice?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM (ZLI7S)

175 He's so young for his age!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM (i7Q7S)

176
I hope Jill flipped him over for even searing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM (+oR7L)

177
You don't see a lot of family togetherness with the Obamas.

I don't blame the girls.

Posted by: Auspex at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM (j4U/Z)

178 "Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.
03:55

True but...most Americans are very Vit D deficient. Vit D is necessary for a well functioning immune system...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 05:10 PM (XqcwY)

179 Watch the video in the linked Post article. He visibly tires going up the (short) steps, damn near topples over at the platform.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 03, 2024 05:10 PM (Dm8we)

180 When did the watermelon become to mean pro Gaza because I missed that last time I bought one at teeter

Posted by: nckate at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (EPm6B)

181 I don't where burn lines 3.l0pl0

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (AN/rm)

182 Yrrch. So tired of the toe-scrubbing ads.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (T/Lqj)

183 I have two opinions about this that are not completely logically consistent:

First, I don't care how much time the President (any of them) spends in the White House, because so much of their entourage travels with them that even when they're somewhere else, they're still at work. Maybe not completely as productively, but maybe more productively, who knows. Obviously, the President needs to be there some of the time to meet with foreign leaders, Congress, etc., but he could do his job most of the time from just about anywhere.

Second, I want Biden to do as little as possible. He can be on vacation 365 days a year and we would be better off. Just like our saving grace with Obama was that he was so lazy, I'm happy to let Biden chill on the beach. He's not destroying things as much as he otherwise might.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (7B5FA)

184 When did the watermelon become to mean pro Gaza because I missed that last time I bought one at teeter

Colors of the Pallie flag. Red, green, and black.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2024 05:12 PM (AIhUY)

185 He had previously had a benign but potentially precancerous lesion excised by doctors.

Media lying for Joe, as usual.

Joe had a basal cell carcinoma, which is, in fact, cancer.

It's not serious (I've had four), but it's interesting to see the media trying to minimize Joe's medical issues.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 03, 2024 05:13 PM (YAtuc)

186 182 Yrrch. So tired of the toe-scrubbing ads.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (T/Lqj)

Don't bitch. It could be a toenail fungus ad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 05:13 PM (pohLc)

187 True but...most Americans are very Vit D deficient. Vit D is necessary for a well functioning immune system...
Posted by: 18-1

Have you ever tried to drink 5 gallons of water?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 05:13 PM (IG4Id)

188 178 "Avoiding UV exposure is essential to maintaining healthy skin," the agency states.
03:55

True but...most Americans are very Vit D deficient. Vit D is necessary for a well functioning immune system...
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 05:10 PM (XqcwY)

Also, people who get regular, unprotected sun exposure are LESS likely to die of a melanoma than people who avoid sun exposure. People who get too much sun tend to get more non-malignant basal cell lesions, though.

Posted by: Emmie at January 03, 2024 05:13 PM (Sf2cq)

189 174 >>when lobsters or crawfish get boiled and turn that bright red ... it is a sign of the end.

Can you hear them scream, Clarice?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2024 05:09
----------------

Lamb chops. Not shell fishies.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 03, 2024 05:13 PM (ju2Fy)

190 > True but...most Americans are very Vit D deficient. Vit D is necessary for a well functioning immune system...

I'm in the PNW. I take a 5,000 IU vitamin D every day, rain or shine.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 05:13 PM (R38qh)

191 @Archer, you meant "Dr. Jill." Whoopi thought she would make a fine Surgeon General.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 05:14 PM (7B5FA)

192
I recall Mike's mom was living in the White House during the day and they had cooked up a 100k /yr government "job" for her caring for the chilluns.

Graft starts young.

Posted by: Auspex at January 03, 2024 05:14 PM (j4U/Z)

193 I know you guys are on the edge of your seats...

@SkyNewsBreak 8m
Luke Humphries wins the World Darts Championship beating 16-year-old Luke Littler in the final

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2024 05:15 PM (IG4Id)

194 He's not destroying things as much as he otherwise might.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (7B5FA)

Maybe not him, but there are a lot of demons who initiate dikats in his name, and are doing the real damage. They are the real bad guys in all this. Joe is simply a stammering dotard Roomba puppet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at January 03, 2024 05:15 PM (T/Lqj)

195 As I have passed the 29 year mark I have noticed my sun worshiping class mates/friends from years back look rather leathery now.

The nerds though have on the average better skin.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2024 05:15 PM (XqcwY)

196 Luke Humphries wins the World Darts Championship beating 16-year-old Luke Littler in the final

STEINER WILL COME!

Posted by: Luke Littler in his bunker at January 03, 2024 05:16 PM (XqcwY)

197 183 Biden doesn't do anything no matter where he is. The Executive office is obviously, blatantly, run by puppeteers.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 05:16 PM (MvF+J)

198 Joe ordinarily is whiter than a head of cauliflower.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 05:16 PM (AN/rm)

199 Watch the video in the linked Post article. He visibly tires going up the (short) steps, damn near topples over at the platform.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at January 03, 2024 05:10 PM (Dm8we)

Yes, I saw that. He actually has to grab the door jam to steady himself as he slowly turns - else he would loose his balance.

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 05:16 PM (gmo/4)

200 Biden will be in Charleston on Monday.

Yeah us!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2024 05:16 PM (hH3Px)

201 I hear he's going to deliver a barnburner of a speech from Valley Forge or some historical site on January 6, which has become the left's Pearl Harbor Day.

Expect an uplifting unifying speech, for sure.

Maybe he can plagiarize Abraham Lincoln in his windup, saying " . . . that this nation, under God, shall have a new woke awakening, and that government over the people, watching the people, listening to the people, regulating the people, shall not perish from this earth."

Posted by: Mr Gaga at January 03, 2024 05:17 PM (KiBMU)

202 There's another angle of the Big Mike bulge.

http://tinyurl.com/kr7mn9np

It isn't subtle.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 03, 2024 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

203 138 working days (weekdays) on vacation? Or total days? If weekdays then the percentage of vacation time would be much higher than 37%. It would be over 50%

Posted by: Elric Blade at January 03, 2024 05:17 PM (f9jKU)

204 If only Hitler, er, Joe knew!

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 05:18 PM (gmo/4)

205 Dear America:
Plant your vegetables. Do not elect them to Office.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2024 05:18 PM (aNhid)

206 I'm old enough to remember how the national media spent 2009-2016 telling us how "beautiful" Big Mike was...

LOL

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (i7Q7S)

207 Maybe Trump isn't so stupid for using spray on tan

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (AN/rm)

208 Yrrch. So tired of the toe-scrubbing ads.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Aspiring Codger at January 03, 2024 05:11 PM (T/Lqj)

Don't bitch. It could be a toenail fungus ad.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

I get toe ads and singles ads.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (cOq4q)

209 Was it "Dress Like Joe" in the Biden household that day? WTF is with that shirt & blazer combo, Jill? Her hair is from the 90s and her wardrobe is either a shower curtain or Joe's hand-me-downs. You'd think a Doctor would be able to dress herself.

Posted by: red speck at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (0Id0S)

210 Being on Omeprazole for over 25 years, that stuff lowers your Vit-D.

So, I have taken a simple OTC supplement for over 20 years.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (hH3Px)

211 He's so young for his age!!!!

Posted by: Jay in PA at January 03, 2024 05:09 PM

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Out: Cyclone Joe.
In: Redbone Joe.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (3FVP2)

212 "Biden to kick off campaign with J6 speech on the threat of white supremacy and Donald Trump, because of course"

If Dems win in 2024, J6 will become federal holiday (Our Democracy Day) and we will get to hear speeches like this forever. Count on it.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (JojsZ)

213 Yeah people need to quit believing that any President would do any more than Brandon.

None of them matter. It is a powerless office. Just like all your crooked faggot Congressman. They do nothing except act as a security blanket for people who don't want to face the truth.

The sooner a critical mass of people can get over this childish naivete, the sooner they can do the needful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (/Ia8A)

214 I predict his usual garbled nonsense speech along with some leering at little girls, a couple of wanderings off, maybe a ghost handshake and as a flourish a nice turd dropping onto the stage and rolling seductively into the clapping seal audience.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 03, 2024 05:20 PM (pohLc)

215 208 Learned more today about edema than I wished.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 05:20 PM (MvF+J)

216
He actually has to grab the door jam to steady himself as he slowly turns - else he would loose his balance.

Slowly he turns. Step by step.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

217 Slowly he turns. Step by step.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 05:20 PM (63Dwl)

I heard that in my head as a typed that part. hahahaha

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 05:21 PM (gmo/4)

218
I predict his usual garbled nonsense speech along with some leering at little girls

Aqualung for President

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2024 05:21 PM (63Dwl)

219 "I'm old enough to remember how the national media spent 2009-2016 telling us how "beautiful" Big Mike was...
Posted by: Jay"

That was an even bigger lie than global warming and covid. Maybe it was test to see how dumbed down and obedient Americans are.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 05:21 PM (JojsZ)

220 138 working days (weekdays) on vacation? Or total days? If weekdays then the percentage of vacation time would be much higher than 37%. It would be over 50%

Posted by: Elric Blade

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Seems like a reasonable balance to us.

Posted by: The UAW at January 03, 2024 05:21 PM (8AONa)

221 I'm old enough to remember how the national media spent 2009-2016 telling us how "beautiful" Big Mike was... LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (i7Q7S)

Yet Melania, an actual model, never got a cover.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at January 03, 2024 05:22 PM (7B5FA)

222 "I'm old enough to remember how the national media spent 2009-2016 telling us how "beautiful" Big Mike was...
Posted by: Jay"

Boob Belts!

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 05:22 PM (gmo/4)

223 Charlotte gets more rain than Seattle and I believe london as well yet it's hot as hell and sunny here but I also take 5,000 whatevers of vitamin d each day.

Posted by: nckate at January 03, 2024 05:22 PM (EPm6B)

224
I remember a vacation in Jamaica where a young woman said to my wife and I (sitting in the shade by the water) 'Get out in the sunshine! That's what we're paying for!'

We said we were fine. Three days later we saw her again - she had been in misery that long. You get near the equator in winter near water the sun is still merciless.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 05:22 PM (3qE2b)

225 219 How many in the press know the truth?

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 05:23 PM (MvF+J)

226 None of them matter. It is a powerless office. Just like all your crooked faggot Congressman. They do nothing except act as a security blanket for people who don't want to face the truth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (/Ia8A)

Hey now, my particular congressman isn't quite as crooked or faggoty as YOURS.

Posted by: ballistic at January 03, 2024 05:23 PM (oqH4h)

227 Biden will call Trump a 'danger to democracy' who wants to 'dismantle' the U.S. in January 6 anniversary speech at site where George Washington rallied his Army

Posted by: Don Black at January 03, 2024 05:23 PM (geLO8)

228 Its getting late in the day. If your gonna release the epstein list get it done. Shit or get off the pot!

Posted by: ET at January 03, 2024 05:23 PM (shBdn)

229 "Luke Humphries wins the World Darts Championship beating 16-year-old Luke Littler in the final"

Should we expect to hear in a few days that anal beads were involved?

Posted by: fd at January 03, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

230 Biden will call Trump a 'danger to democracy' who wants to 'dismantle' the U.S.

Code words for some nut case to try and assassinate Trump.

Posted by: Archer at January 03, 2024 05:24 PM (gmo/4)

231 There's another angle of the Big Mike bulge.

http://tinyurl.com/kr7mn9np

It isn't subtle.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 03, 2024 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

Yeah, but that's not her.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at January 03, 2024 05:24 PM (/HDaX)

232
If Dems win in 2024, J6 will become federal holiday (Our Democracy Day) and we will get to hear speeches like this forever. Count on it.

Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (JojsZ)

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Janteenth FTW!

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 05:25 PM (vcYfq)

233 Jesse Watters had a "psychic" do a Tarot reading for Trump in 2024.

Fox has jumped the rails and is floating away to sea.

https://t.ly/5M0ew

Posted by: bonhomme at January 03, 2024 05:25 PM (R38qh)

234 The left always accuse us of what they are doing.

Posted by: steevy at January 03, 2024 05:25 PM (FQmDC)

235 If Dems win in 2024, J6 will become federal holiday (Our Democracy Day) and we will get to hear speeches like this forever. Count on it.
Posted by: Ripley at January 03, 2024 05:19 PM (JojsZ)

They could include a ceremony of The Unscrolling of the Names of those people who will be removed from national ballots in the name of Democracy!

Posted by: Just Lily at January 03, 2024 05:25 PM (J3MGr)

236 Now Ace, Joe was traveling with his doctor so it was probably ok.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at January 03, 2024 05:26 PM (P7Iz+)

237 That was an even bigger lie than global warming and covid. Maybe it was test to see how dumbed down and obedient Americans are.
_____

We Passed!

Posted by: America at January 03, 2024 05:26 PM (fs1hN)

238 The story should be one of surprise that he has been so busy given the fact he's in charge of nothing, making zero decisions and inconsequential to Obama's third term. Why all this fuss over his time laying around?

Posted by: Son of Dad at January 03, 2024 05:26 PM (8JB5s)

239 Well, what ever he was doing on that beach got seared into his hippocampus.

Posted by: WisRich at January 03, 2024 05:26 PM (G0vdT)

240 Why are they wearing matching sport coats?

Posted by: Jordan61 at January 03, 2024 05:27 PM (DRSnL)

241 239 Should've seen his face before they popped the blisters.

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 05:27 PM (MvF+J)

242 "Luke Humphries wins the World Darts Championship beating 16-year-old Luke Littler in the final"

Should we expect to hear in a few days that anal beads were involved?

Posted by: fd at January 03, 2024 05:23 PM (vFG9F)

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Appropriate seeing as how the U.S. Military initially developed computers to calculate projectile trajectories.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 05:28 PM (vcYfq)

243 nood

Posted by: gp Upholds Scholarly Rigor at January 03, 2024 05:28 PM (MvF+J)

244 Tell someone in 1988 this clown would be elected President in 2020 and they would have committed you to the loony bin. And when you came up for review in 2007 they would have extended your stay.

Posted by: Titanium White at January 03, 2024 05:28 PM (MNhXM)

245 Reddish skin, huh, Joe? If he were a Republican, how long before someone accused him of cultural appropriation of Native Americans? Or is Biden campaigning for the Commanders to be called Redskins again?

Posted by: Slappy at January 03, 2024 05:29 PM (4BuV+)

246 There's another angle of the Big Mike bulge.

http://tinyurl.com/kr7mn9np

It isn't subtle.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 03, 2024 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

Yeah, but that's not her.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent,

I've got one of big Mike in a maroon dress and one inna green dress. And those are him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2024 05:29 PM (aNhid)

247
Jesse Watters had a "psychic" do a Tarot reading for Trump in 2024.

She ....

:: drum roll ::

*unexpectedly* pulled out a card that looked like the 'grim reaper'.
Glad that Fox doesn't get one red cent from me in a cable package. Streamer only here.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at January 03, 2024 05:29 PM (3qE2b)

248 Yeah, but that's not her.
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It's a trap.

Posted by: andycanuck (2yu8s) at January 03, 2024 05:29 PM (2yu8s)

249 199 Yes, I saw that. He actually has to grab the door jam to steady himself as he slowly turns - else he would loose his balance.

door jelly > door jam

Posted by: anachronda at January 03, 2024 05:30 PM (v3pYe)

250 True story: Had a great neighbor, Korean War vet, married a Austrian gal while in the Army, great kids who spent a lot of time in Austria while growing up.

We called him Easy E. EE moved to Wichita Falls to be near one of his kids who coached soccer at a local college there.

He was on some kind of medication that caused him to fall asleep while laying on a lounger on his patio. During a Texas summer. In 105 heat. Rose Marie found him dead.

Posted by: DanMan at January 03, 2024 05:30 PM (8uzBS)

251 202 There's another angle of the Big Mike bulge.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at January 03, 2024 05:17 PM

Nope, not getting me this time Admiral!

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at January 03, 2024 05:31 PM (IGKzA)

252 Trump should give a competing speech, maybe at the Battle of Trenton site, and include a giant picture of Ashli Babbitt as a backdrop.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 03, 2024 04:38 PM (bs3S1)

No chance we "win" NJ, but giving a speech like that would be awesome at Yorktown.

Posted by: mrp at January 03, 2024 05:31 PM (rj6Yv)

253 Its getting late in the day. If your gonna release the epstein list get it done. Shit or get off the pot!
Posted by: ET at January 03, 2024 05:23
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Delayed until the 22nd.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 03, 2024 05:31 PM (ju2Fy)

254 Well, what ever he was doing on that beach got seared into his hippocampus.

Posted by: WisRich at January 03, 2024 05:26 PM (G0vdT)

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Tunneling through the hair plugs.

Posted by: ShainS -- I saw the Crotch Goblins open for Poetic Ammo at January 03, 2024 05:32 PM (upEnu)

255 I knew a kid in junior high who went on a school sponsored "beach trip" and somehow, burned the bottoms of his feet really bad. He said he fell asleep.

I can't imagine how that felt.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2024 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

256 It's funny. Mudpants fell asleep and nobody gave a single fuck to get him out of the sun.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at January 03, 2024 04:37 PM (R4t5M)

Even those whose access to power depends on him being healthy-ish.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 03, 2024 05:35 PM (eoQWY)

257 Darkest tan I ever saw was a guy selling coconuts by the roadside in Montego Bay. Arms were coal black but when he reached up, his back was mocha brown.

Posted by: Jamaica at January 03, 2024 05:36 PM (Eeb9P)

258 I don't know of a single executive in any business or government not named "Joe Biden" that takes that much time off. It's more than the mail clerk gets, that's for damn sure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 03, 2024 04:42 PM (WkNQM)

When I was in academia on staff, you got three weeks a year and 4 in a few years, and this was 40+ years ago

Posted by: Oldcat at January 03, 2024 05:38 PM (eoQWY)

259 Wash your face with Noxema,
Do it every day.
Helps clean up blemishes for your date,
Because while it cleans it-medicates.

To get a pretty skin to keep,
Wear Noxema while you sleep.

Posted by: Mentholated at January 03, 2024 05:38 PM (V5BDR)

260 That muthafuck is orange. Doesn’t that shit trigger libs?

Posted by: Pendejo at January 03, 2024 05:39 PM (rVhSN)

261 I knew a kid in junior high who went on a school sponsored "beach trip" and somehow, burned the bottoms of his feet really bad. He said he fell asleep.

I can't imagine how that felt.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 03, 2024 05:34 PM (Q4IgG)

I've gotten burns on the back of the knees, which hurt a lot. Once when driving about visiting Civil War sites I got a burn on one arm (the one out the car window) that blistered from hand to upper arm.

Posted by: Oldcat at January 03, 2024 05:40 PM (eoQWY)

262 Yet Melania, an actual model, never got a cover.
Posted by: Caesar North

The limey scrunt Anna Wintour, Editor in Chief of Vogue magazine gave a multi-spread photo shoot of Hillary and Chelsea. Her photo department had to work overtime to devise new filters for those two hounds.

My apologies for using the word spread along with Hillary/Chelsea.

Posted by: Cheri at January 03, 2024 05:46 PM (oiNtH)

263 260 That muthafuck is orange. Doesn’t that shit trigger libs?
Posted by: Pendejo

Snort

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 03, 2024 06:00 PM (k0MVD)

264 I'm still shocked Biden made it to 2022.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 03, 2024 06:07 PM (MvATi)

265 At least he's not orange, amirite?

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